This is an old gun jokes, but I think not too many people here have read it.

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Enjoy the joke and the handgun picture... and feel free to join our facebook group:
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http://www.facebook.com/groups/249611405124808/photos/
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Top Ten Reasons a Handgun is better than a woman
/ H/ E, ~, S, [4 o( X#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22.
! {8 J) }: Q0 D! q9 W# G#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.
#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.
$ _* p6 p% s$ H* c# P+ R/ j  X#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.
$ P4 j6 ^$ a. U' p2 Q#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.
#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.
#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.
6 ^- k; D; q7 _9 A0 |1 e#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?
#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.
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. _& p0 C4 S/ f  `4 QAnd, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman...


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#1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN !!! "
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白加黑

中文版翻译过来有些就不好笑了... 试着翻一下
手枪比你的女人好的十大理由
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亮甲店

So true! Love the last one!

白加黑

看过笑了的，回个贴吧。

goodgoodgood

白加黑 发表于 2012-3-23 21:19
看过笑了的，回个贴吧。

that's good one