This is an old gun jokes, but I think not too many people here have read it.

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9 `; r# }7 w) W% YEnjoy the joke and the handgun picture... and feel free to join our facebook group:
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$ s: u" ^- u3 H$ \/ ]" HMore pictures are here
http://www.facebook.com/groups/249611405124808/photos/
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1 T  n1 q+ V$ C" X$ ]9 v0 \3 GLife is way too serious. How about some gun Jokes.
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* F& N9 [; H! O0 [3 aTop Ten Reasons a Handgun is better than a woman
#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22.
' }5 Y' m' `  g9 `' r#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.
' ~# A4 \0 i( Z#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.
9 q/ S2 b7 h' s/ L  _#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.
$ C( Q" m3 [, x#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.
#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.
#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.
1 F3 B/ c. `6 R: k  o#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?
#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.
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( b* v3 ]. s& ^* AAnd, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman...
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#1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN !!! "


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白加黑

中文版翻译过来有些就不好笑了... 试着翻一下
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亮甲店

So true! Love the last one!

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看过笑了的，回个贴吧。
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goodgoodgood

白加黑 发表于 2012-3-23 21:19
看过笑了的，回个贴吧。

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