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) R( ?9 e8 @/ GEnjoy the joke and the handgun picture... and feel free to join our facebook group:2 b4 V" @- @1 ?7 U% I1 Q, ^& w
http://www.facebook.com/groups/249611405124808/) D; y0 }* s% U5 o
; d+ a+ o; A! T/ O: RMore pictures are here/ d0 Q* l- m9 _& d/ k) l
http://www.facebook.com/groups/249611405124808/photos/
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Life is way too serious. How about some gun Jokes.
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Top Ten Reasons a Handgun is better than a woman6 ~; V7 K; H* _! y
#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22.
{+ K2 n" H9 w6 l: R" B) V#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.
g9 c) Q$ H- B2 m#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.8 L* R& i; o5 u( Z
#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.- j2 W/ D! k9 `1 J7 J
#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.
/ E5 K$ m3 b, J) s8 A#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.
9 K0 E* U2 \1 `' o#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH./ U$ e8 y, ]3 g) M* N6 L
#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?! e/ y. w+ x2 R& \, D; y: A4 @5 {
#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.! E1 S! m) k& ]2 @8 ^
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And, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman...
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5 Q1 H; [/ z4 ^" H+ C s: ^% g! v#1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN !!! ") g$ n7 t% ~5 R9 x1 c- \* L
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