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You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
- \) }; Y9 O8 CYou go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!"
) b/ R! p4 z% I& lThat's Direct Marketing / [, g" \! u' n
* A) a: y7 [: HYou're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
: g! V6 C: M& a% S, p eOne of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, # j- c ?: V2 p3 o! U) U! ] q
"He's very rich. Marry him."
9 R* @/ x6 F* K, g- I7 VThat's Advertising.
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You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
, y1 h- B9 f. z) p4 p- v/ tYou go up to her and get her telephone number.
) u% P3 }7 r* lThe next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me." ! U$ `. F% n* \3 X, W
That's Telemarketing.
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% b+ y+ C/ p" Y4 M9 T: @4 cYou're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. : w7 f" ^+ C) ~0 X" y, A
You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and compliment 3 U0 h& r% V Y, ~/ p% I. o( t
her hair. * Q6 B& F1 e$ Q
You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it,
3 p( k/ C0 V B/ Moffer her a ride, and then say, "By the way,
, |+ E! T) u1 _! DI'm very rich "Will you
& Y" B7 u0 P1 Q. F/ B, ]4 wmarry me?" 2 d. Y) x1 [2 `0 W) J3 c/ j3 i
That's Public Relations.
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# {6 _9 z( O5 r1 P: O1 H; T7 EYou're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
/ J3 j9 n4 E+ o7 kShe walks up to you and says, "You are very rich..."
* H0 w& C# N! U+ I# q% Q; Z* G( @That's Brand Recognition. 3 |# q, Z& d" Q
& O# H7 `! x0 S" u" oYou see a gorgeous girl at a party. P; P) N6 `" I/ y+ n G2 S( D
You go up to her and say, "I'm rich. Marry me" ( m9 o, k! F' o2 ?, d% g
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
9 e- F% k4 t0 ~3 ~/ A* YThat's Customer Feedback. |
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