 鲜花( 499)  鸡蛋( 10)
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Here are some of things about being 宅. (原创)! _8 @# ~, `) |4 W
" {5 V e% B8 ]1. Out and spend. In and save. Choice is made.
/ |' i4 k# n- q9 K1 n) G6 M& t2. Shower, shaving and dressing up are only necessary for 2 occasions: Job Interviews and Free Sex.
6 X4 F6 `* A* Q8 i3. You will starve to death if your internet is down because you only do finger cooking.
6 a+ i6 i7 ^+ E! }& J" ~4. World of Warcraft is not the real world. It’s better.6 M' ~& `$ a/ K5 ], ~# h1 O$ f
5. You have friends. A lot of friends. Instead of saying “Hi” and “Bye” to them, you say “I’m logged in” and “Good game”.
: {, h" p) ^8 E/ h5 `6. You think the wall will start bleeding if you stare at it long enough.
9 E3 k+ S- c1 [) `0 h7. You worry about your weight. You worry about it so much that you want to have a proper body posture when you’re worrying about it. So you lay on your bed.
7 v% D3 f( w7 X. l8 l1 l$ r8. You use a 16 liter container for your cat’s food so you only need to refill it once every 2 months. As a result you cat is experiencing severe obesity. 6 G1 \* f( S- C' G/ z- P1 a& G
( {) w I' K) j# |3 Y. |) GMore if I have time .. ; t( ^- z8 v( \* m9 ^, ^$ S
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