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Here are some of things about being 宅. (原创)5 d# j: U0 |! _6 p5 y
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1. Out and spend. In and save. Choice is made.' M/ @* ?8 B2 Z3 h( W5 T# Z9 a
2. Shower, shaving and dressing up are only necessary for 2 occasions: Job Interviews and Free Sex.9 U6 P- w& Z# L2 Q( C- [7 g
3. You will starve to death if your internet is down because you only do finger cooking.
# G$ T* Y* A9 o$ c3 v+ t( ^. v4. World of Warcraft is not the real world. It’s better.
8 U9 c4 L2 |. E4 b* M5. You have friends. A lot of friends. Instead of saying “Hi” and “Bye” to them, you say “I’m logged in” and “Good game”.
& w4 F' J% k8 d# m, v: _6. You think the wall will start bleeding if you stare at it long enough.8 R; @& O, D* d" `
7. You worry about your weight. You worry about it so much that you want to have a proper body posture when you’re worrying about it. So you lay on your bed.
4 g% `) j [- F# h+ ~: z8. You use a 16 liter container for your cat’s food so you only need to refill it once every 2 months. As a result you cat is experiencing severe obesity. J2 T$ ~% W2 E+ }. V( H
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More if I have time ..
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