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Here are some of things about being 宅. (原创)
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1. Out and spend. In and save. Choice is made., s9 L7 ]! V" Q: U, `$ v1 w
2. Shower, shaving and dressing up are only necessary for 2 occasions: Job Interviews and Free Sex.
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4. World of Warcraft is not the real world. It’s better.
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6. You think the wall will start bleeding if you stare at it long enough.8 x8 ?5 t2 x' O4 x5 p6 L1 q
7. You worry about your weight. You worry about it so much that you want to have a proper body posture when you’re worrying about it. So you lay on your bed.+ j& o- S2 h+ k" {1 V
8. You use a 16 liter container for your cat’s food so you only need to refill it once every 2 months. As a result you cat is experiencing severe obesity.
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