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Here are some of things about being 宅. (原创)0 ^/ }, ? C- P
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1. Out and spend. In and save. Choice is made.
5 Y: s( M% N% p2 O" X, s b$ {2. Shower, shaving and dressing up are only necessary for 2 occasions: Job Interviews and Free Sex.
7 w; F2 z; n2 k0 Z, d3. You will starve to death if your internet is down because you only do finger cooking.1 V9 I) V$ F. @5 S( G% n
4. World of Warcraft is not the real world. It’s better., N3 [$ ]- [ f
5. You have friends. A lot of friends. Instead of saying “Hi” and “Bye” to them, you say “I’m logged in” and “Good game”.
1 M/ ~# B* O( ~! X6. You think the wall will start bleeding if you stare at it long enough.
% ~9 C8 J6 D8 w; H, M7. You worry about your weight. You worry about it so much that you want to have a proper body posture when you’re worrying about it. So you lay on your bed.& t, }) G# c: K* f0 Z
8. You use a 16 liter container for your cat’s food so you only need to refill it once every 2 months. As a result you cat is experiencing severe obesity. ' T, Y; j4 E$ H) @5 E- `/ W3 {6 l* u
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