 鲜花( 1654)  鸡蛋( 51)
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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter.
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In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.
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# E) l$ r7 u1 y( |1 G2 }, qThis scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.+ r$ L7 b; T: w1 l9 u
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. ~+ X, A# R8 N( ?' j H7 `1 GArriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.
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( u2 Q9 I8 Y; [0 _) |During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.2 C9 g) ]0 b7 j$ B; J
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4 e5 r9 u2 ]% zIt was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.
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Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.5 q7 g1 F: f. E. B
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She explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments. ) C Z+ r# S" W
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Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'9 S# b/ @: W, B* G$ _ l1 n9 F
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+ g* P6 V. R( L$ KThat's when she shot him.
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$ ?( |- a" f3 fYou know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut
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! `1 J0 c' D9 g6 W* f9 @Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected!
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鲜花鸡蛋npt2008 在2012-5-8 21:49 送朵鲜花 并说：支持有恒心读书的人
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