 鲜花( 1654)  鸡蛋( 51)
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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter.
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In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.
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0 e7 K; \$ A3 W5 _! Y$ d% WThis scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.& [% c3 h) _( f
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1 P9 g1 c. s; E L5 PArriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.- G8 i/ K- U. R3 B9 A# Z
4 X, f& f4 W. J1 ?* I V& uDuring the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.
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; C! P- K- }3 g7 l' F+ A# mIt was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.
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Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.* \3 {* V2 M, x4 C4 U+ Q2 K
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- D. O0 C1 }3 D: f$ `) wShe explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments. ; G" Y) L! N# M
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Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'5 g9 l: u; P0 ?$ n+ l4 \6 r
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4 h! h: V' ?+ Z3 uThat's when she shot him.
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2 [# L: d, y5 q2 H) _5 _8 hYou know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut
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1 ?* [, g* d- i b- s) {/ pWomen are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected!
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