 鲜花( 1654)  鸡蛋( 51)
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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter.
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4 D5 e/ H6 k$ j" zIn his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed./ |4 }8 O) d7 Z6 W3 R3 Y
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This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed., D7 v( ^, T0 c) c5 K
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; O' J" t1 P3 w1 W8 QArriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.
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During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.
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It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.5 x, \* t5 T( t2 G- N
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Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.3 E3 e1 [; P$ ?+ ]6 N( w
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2 e2 P; E( Z5 Z* t( C( RShe explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments. * q0 _9 e2 y# N q- D! g
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, N6 V2 L* U1 X5 lFaced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'
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: Q' K9 z) Q5 ^, A" Q" O9 O B3 tThat's when she shot him.5 ]3 u# P( g$ Z7 Y h V! J w
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' U; m3 B( g' P; B6 u# RYou know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut
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Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected! + |3 A4 C2 |, P1 @6 ?
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鲜花鸡蛋npt2008 在2012-5-8 21:49 送朵鲜花 并说：支持有恒心读书的人
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