 鲜花( 1654)  鸡蛋( 51)
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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter.
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6 H* J: d& O! ]* ~+ u8 ^+ `In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.
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5 I' p1 p. ^6 t; C1 cThis scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.3 ]! ^6 i2 S' k1 {9 p6 j
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. A! J q8 e3 q7 VArriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.8 \% U. R8 G& M& j. u; O
2 z; X6 y4 q! N) B2 K5 D- jDuring the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go. X' c' f% @1 x$ g* L
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It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.
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m! N6 Q/ }' m. N7 Z9 o4 [8 {/ rCalmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.0 \% s5 ~1 W) B# q
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She explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments.
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/ Y! k# k( ?' rFaced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'7 d. M3 @9 E. z" \" N. V& U& x
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That's when she shot him.% {. I, @5 m! j, {/ u
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" r+ M1 ~0 R6 _You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut
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Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected! % P. `4 n3 h. i; h2 i- P
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鲜花鸡蛋npt2008 在2012-5-8 21:49 送朵鲜花 并说：支持有恒心读书的人
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