 鲜花( 1654)  鸡蛋( 51)
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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. 7 J9 A# M" b5 I
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In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.
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This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.; ~6 o# x$ f# g; r# g
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4 u0 X* R0 i4 ^) r' N& B7 M0 QArriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.* g/ M* ]- F$ h6 P6 Q: C) V
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During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.% A T- m8 E9 M8 z* {! M" p
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: E8 A& y8 P2 ]6 \/ L1 N7 TIt was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.% h1 {, j! O+ d7 d
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Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.
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2 G9 m1 `. w/ s# K- g: Q, ~0 M' UShe explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments.
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) E& m# T, N$ s. h- XFaced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'9 _( X5 L9 C5 {( |
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That's when she shot him.
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You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut: @+ @' E; @4 A) ^, F5 Z. {+ o+ o
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Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected! ) x" B1 Y8 q. t* m; B4 h% I
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鲜花鸡蛋npt2008 在2012-5-8 21:49 送朵鲜花 并说：支持有恒心读书的人
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