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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter.
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In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.- R; k2 S0 a: W. Q: l$ N' a
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This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed." O3 }) f+ m3 U; u$ z
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Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.8 }1 X8 @" b$ @- H
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During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.
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It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.
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Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.1 z6 o0 M" @& ]' Y m7 m( N# }6 x
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She explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments.
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& ]- M+ r$ l" c: B$ nFaced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'/ q0 v2 w7 v& F7 N9 `; h; J, P! B
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That's when she shot him.) _0 f# t$ H1 |* y. d. I! |
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7 h9 A' Z% k/ `7 l: Y% v0 h; |1 cYou know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut( z0 G/ v# F# `+ i) u
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& K0 D/ U2 `, P( DWomen are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected! ( Q5 E0 ^, i; g; A. ]0 A) Q( L
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鲜花鸡蛋npt2008 在2012-5-8 21:49 送朵鲜花 并说：支持有恒心读书的人
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