 鲜花( 1654)  鸡蛋( 51)
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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. ; b, _' I6 A2 b6 i2 a" a; d
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In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.
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1 f. @/ i" ~% a" R/ lThis scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.7 _. r C# q+ }
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1 @; k; r9 p! X: U& u. v8 ]9 RArriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.( E1 [; P% d# y; [
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During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.
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5 x8 `+ R: d2 T4 ^/ A. UIt was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.
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Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.
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1 j9 l- ^0 k( w% H h8 w7 Z3 rShe explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments. ; ^# u; b: T2 w+ c4 N- i- K7 D
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- Z. U1 H% j& N3 v3 ~3 jFaced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!': R- w+ e) z1 }& E
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* j0 M1 l$ h0 n) \ m# M4 QThat's when she shot him." }" v) P6 ]3 M8 y1 S% ?% d v6 [
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You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut& F8 r% j* p0 m* v$ ?
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Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected! % p; L' h2 ^1 L! x8 ~
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鲜花鸡蛋npt2008 在2012-5-8 21:49 送朵鲜花 并说：支持有恒心读书的人
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