All Numbers Are Equal % L5 Z( X; ~6 f/ z. J& V8 E8 d) RTheorem: All numbers are equal. Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t = a + b. Then 6 Z' A$ ]$ C8 h# U3 A8 l 5 K% a* u% u" ]/ b3 ha + b = t & F% ~) a. ~' [' W: Z N(a + b)(a - b) = t(a - b) ' R/ L( y7 [2 l2 sa^2 - b^2 = ta - tb {! L2 t) b* y$ n* ]. @a^2 - ta = b^2 - tb1 A% B) c4 s$ H5 D* d# q( c
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So all numbers are the same, and math is pointless.