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1. "Vacation" means going to Calgary or Edmonton for the weekend.
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B$ L& ?* f$ p$ h4 E9 n2. You measure distance in hours. [lately how many movies, for people with the latest vans equipped with DVD's]
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4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once. # W( ?1 H+ |) w4 l. c+ W
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5. You use a down comforter in the summer. 4 h0 O0 E! f/ m+ P
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6. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four meters of snow during a 1 l" q% y) ~! O3 ]! ?
blizzard, without flinching. [not many of us can say that though]
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7. You carry jumper cables in your car and your kids know how to use them.
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3 ^! j7 l8 N! _- ^9 `! O8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
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9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled. (That is sooooo Edmonton): M) p! e0 R; L4 x: z {
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10. You know both seasons: Winter and construction.6 S% N/ }" M- I
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11. You are bundled up in three sweaters, a parka, ski pants, a touque,
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(-8000 with the windchill) blizzard, your eyelashes are frozen together,
9 [: Z+ S1 b: Q3 P3 hyour nose is running, you can't feel your toes, and you still stop at 7 # K+ O) G7 a' o. k8 q1 n1 k
Eleven for a Slurpee on the way home from the ski hill.5 Q* i. K G2 Q5 v1 g& t# a
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12. Gopher = speedbump.
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13. At least half of your family works in oil and gas." S% T0 J) _) i7 }
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14. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your
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