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1. "Vacation" means going to Calgary or Edmonton for the weekend.
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1 F5 L+ |$ ?: }0 @7 _2. You measure distance in hours. [lately how many movies, for people with the latest vans equipped with DVD's]
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3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day., l0 Y2 h! J) Y7 S! ]* s1 m! \
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4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once. : @) E( V6 p: o. w
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5. You use a down comforter in the summer. * i: K) o+ i2 \( D& O: G _8 q
% h: Z9 Q, ^( g6 _) z3 e1 |5 B U6. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four meters of snow during a
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7. You carry jumper cables in your car and your kids know how to use them.
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, p! _2 Y5 e+ t' C8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.5 n r1 ~* G7 C+ l2 d4 \" U
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9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled. (That is sooooo Edmonton)
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! Z0 Y4 M( O2 _+ M4 k10. You know both seasons: Winter and construction.
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11. You are bundled up in three sweaters, a parka, ski pants, a touque,
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your nose is running, you can't feel your toes, and you still stop at 7 1 G3 `* ^0 Z# m5 t3 u" Z
Eleven for a Slurpee on the way home from the ski hill.
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9 x% c5 T# G& ~( h6 _3 T& B1 ~; a12. Gopher = speedbump.
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13. At least half of your family works in oil and gas." v) t; O1 N, F( p9 Z
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14. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your 0 |# h& ]& Y" }
friends from Alberta. |
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