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1. "Vacation" means going to Calgary or Edmonton for the weekend.# {# }% }! k F& N' l- l$ E) y
, |. P$ i0 j0 W: R8 G2. You measure distance in hours. [lately how many movies, for people with the latest vans equipped with DVD's]
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! `, G& X* [3 p$ q& N, m3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
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g. B( F. R6 U8 x/ M& f4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once. 1 J5 M# q1 `+ ]# i1 p8 b; e* W4 O
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5. You use a down comforter in the summer.
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6. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four meters of snow during a 1 V& `: I R% p5 _( P7 B
blizzard, without flinching. [not many of us can say that though]( E1 M; u+ T6 G: h# Z
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7. You carry jumper cables in your car and your kids know how to use them.2 Y- f+ H/ z5 q* Z
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8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
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9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled. (That is sooooo Edmonton)
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10. You know both seasons: Winter and construction.
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11. You are bundled up in three sweaters, a parka, ski pants, a touque,
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(-8000 with the windchill) blizzard, your eyelashes are frozen together,
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Eleven for a Slurpee on the way home from the ski hill.
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0 g, F! L# O. A! }- ?8 F12. Gopher = speedbump.
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; E. B6 D9 A* g: v6 A+ I13. At least half of your family works in oil and gas.
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14. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your
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