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1. "Vacation" means going to Calgary or Edmonton for the weekend.. b, f1 [: N. a
2 P( T8 y( I8 w5 H2. You measure distance in hours. [lately how many movies, for people with the latest vans equipped with DVD's]
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7 P% |8 y% B. l2 c/ S' q& B3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
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+ u1 n8 u3 V" s5 i; o4 T# ?4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once.
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5. You use a down comforter in the summer. 7 F2 \+ S- U% q
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6. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four meters of snow during a - T8 z, ]+ U, J% Y4 w% a' n) R
blizzard, without flinching. [not many of us can say that though]8 |$ a: ] P, E3 S4 p8 G/ f, o8 Q& z
/ L# x* Y- ~3 C% r7. You carry jumper cables in your car and your kids know how to use them.3 {( B) M$ r& b: m
8 \/ }' Q! J2 u8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.$ R4 z4 L% ]# A X
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9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled. (That is sooooo Edmonton)& S G% F8 Q' G z e0 V1 g8 B
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10. You know both seasons: Winter and construction.
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11. You are bundled up in three sweaters, a parka, ski pants, a touque,
) z- B' q) y& S" s/ N3 o7 Itwo pairs of mittens, boots past your knees in 3 feet of snow in a -35
8 [+ Z0 r5 I( V. a(-8000 with the windchill) blizzard, your eyelashes are frozen together, , l! U$ J# n' c3 j) P6 }/ I
your nose is running, you can't feel your toes, and you still stop at 7 & J* e# u' W$ G
Eleven for a Slurpee on the way home from the ski hill.6 V }" t. i9 \/ Q5 l/ \
1 X$ Z1 D% r0 x; X6 O; N' M& u1 _12. Gopher = speedbump./ N. | H' H/ I' p; }% E: \4 o
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13. At least half of your family works in oil and gas.
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+ f' `. X- _# W8 e: {. t: c14. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your * ^7 C5 h% Y! G, a
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