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1. "Vacation" means going to Calgary or Edmonton for the weekend.
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2. You measure distance in hours. [lately how many movies, for people with the latest vans equipped with DVD's]" }6 I2 D4 P `% t# P
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3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.. M# N- C4 n; z) Z0 N
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4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once. . K: Y& s4 e7 Q2 n! b/ x
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5. You use a down comforter in the summer. 2 G) X& a0 m4 U
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6. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four meters of snow during a * k U; `% b0 T
blizzard, without flinching. [not many of us can say that though]
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/ r4 ]4 x8 @ N2 x7 T6 S7. You carry jumper cables in your car and your kids know how to use them.( h3 y# d7 p$ i4 a. p3 m1 e. S
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8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.7 Z+ [& ` X3 r6 V3 @
5 ~5 v. }# Y$ l% l' E5 k, U9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled. (That is sooooo Edmonton)
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10. You know both seasons: Winter and construction.
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11. You are bundled up in three sweaters, a parka, ski pants, a touque,
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your nose is running, you can't feel your toes, and you still stop at 7
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12. Gopher = speedbump.! o4 _; K. i5 M" \
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friends from Alberta. |
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