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1. "Vacation" means going to Calgary or Edmonton for the weekend., o; D( Z' B" L5 }" K" H# ^: a
. W3 Q/ r& i8 {" i# e; B0 g2. You measure distance in hours. [lately how many movies, for people with the latest vans equipped with DVD's]
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3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.: m& Q7 O+ q6 B$ G, I
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4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once.
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5. You use a down comforter in the summer.
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6. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four meters of snow during a
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) g; j" P1 I8 D; O2 f: I6 u* Z7. You carry jumper cables in your car and your kids know how to use them.
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8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.2 i, U' I% S( c) ^" o" s$ y, J
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9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled. (That is sooooo Edmonton)
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10. You know both seasons: Winter and construction.
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11. You are bundled up in three sweaters, a parka, ski pants, a touque, 6 ?$ @9 a# n' J9 O$ D' \" n5 e# y
two pairs of mittens, boots past your knees in 3 feet of snow in a -35
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your nose is running, you can't feel your toes, and you still stop at 7
! _2 V7 B5 D* K* @7 {Eleven for a Slurpee on the way home from the ski hill.
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12. Gopher = speedbump.
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13. At least half of your family works in oil and gas. @1 ]/ k7 x, U+ i& ~: A
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14. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your
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