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Q: Do Chinese eat dogs?- R0 B0 p( k3 |' S2 b
A: Yes.We eat a lot of dogs. And cats,too. Especially on your "Thanksgiving" day. Besides, turkeys are our favorite pets. We regard turkeysas human’s best friends. In China only the most uneducated eat turkeys.
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) Q `3 x7 [+ L& zQ:中国人吃狗吗?/ D! D, W+ S. N- f: F6 n" r* D
A:当然了,我们还吃猫呢,特备是在你们的感恩节的时候。另外,我们最爱的宠物是火鸡,我们觉得火鸡是人类最好的朋友。在中国,只有素质最底下的人才吃火鸡呢。! F& G1 \6 j4 A2 }/ I# g
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0 r7 A% |$ t1 p. M5 J$ ]+ iQ: China is becoming strong. Does your government want to take over the world?
- l H" F9 Y/ z1 x4 {A: Yes, absolutely. As soon as we become powerful, we will invade Iraq and Afghanistan.
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Q:中国越来越强大,你们的政府会控制世界吗?4 a; ]. c \6 [3 @8 _ c
A:那当然。一旦我们有了实力,我们就会入侵伊拉克和阿富汗。7 N% H5 g! d$ G& Z0 j, |5 }
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Q: Why doesn’t your government give Tibet back to its monks?
" |2 _& ?( E3 X! nA: Because the monks want to help the Seminoles take back Florida.
! d* j+ o3 I, k& ~0 H3 y注:Seminoles (印第安人的)塞米诺尔族' Q3 x, l6 B t: A) b5 W' e
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1 K1 @9 j, Z2 q; d1 l5 \, iQ:为什么你们的政府不把XZ还给和尚呢?0 N3 e2 |; P8 O1 K( w
A:因为和尚想帮助(印第安人的)塞米诺尔族拿回弗罗里达。8 y9 m& H4 K/ q6 L. T
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Q: Are the products made in China very cheap?
: ?6 f. U. ?3 e4 D8 fA: Yes. Were we using black slaves, the price would be even cheaper.. p" ]' d3 L' O& X2 M# g# z8 X
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Q:Made in China的东西是不是都特便宜啊?
- Q6 E0 i, }2 S" n9 D- B6 QA:当然。如果我们用黑奴的话还能更便宜点。1 }9 [1 Y. w( g5 H
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' b/ n+ h& y( B. cQ: You have 1.4 billion people. Now what do you want to do with it?5 b* V( v( k/ O9 Q9 x+ j. e$ x1 F, n
A: Find a new planet. Kill the Indian people there, and move in.
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Q:你们有14亿人,你们想怎么做呢?( Y5 H, |5 G: P# K- }" }5 }' U
A:找到一个新的星球,把那里的印第安人都杀光,然后住那儿。
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Q: Why you are the only kids in your family?
; `! T4 {+ }6 pA: Because our parents don’t fuck around.9 {- G* c4 t% I( D4 m' n5 b6 T: ]
3 |3 n5 C* w2 A9 A" H6 \Q:为啥你家里只有你一个孩子?
" v7 O; T( o- A6 w2 T! mA:因为我父母不到处乱搞。" U. f- U! U6 l7 V8 s* N1 P u7 @
) s9 X, @( p. V! t% ?不要觉得这些回答很贱,其实问这些问题的老外才是最贱的1 t1 {" m$ L" w
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