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Q: Do Chinese eat dogs?# k3 F( x T8 ~! c7 K
A: Yes.We eat a lot of dogs. And cats,too. Especially on your "Thanksgiving" day. Besides, turkeys are our favorite pets. We regard turkeysas human’s best friends. In China only the most uneducated eat turkeys.- _9 \/ x0 g# X0 F$ Y
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* h, O, P* H, }1 SQ:中国人吃狗吗?
( g, X& N* J3 J* P" Y# pA:当然了,我们还吃猫呢,特备是在你们的感恩节的时候。另外,我们最爱的宠物是火鸡,我们觉得火鸡是人类最好的朋友。在中国,只有素质最底下的人才吃火鸡呢。
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Q: China is becoming strong. Does your government want to take over the world?
3 C: b% w# j9 P; ^7 ^9 F' sA: Yes, absolutely. As soon as we become powerful, we will invade Iraq and Afghanistan.
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Q:中国越来越强大,你们的政府会控制世界吗?
4 B. X7 S, B; wA:那当然。一旦我们有了实力,我们就会入侵伊拉克和阿富汗。" ?) r* m+ C; T' N& e
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/ D1 ]4 u( u' K1 `Q: Why doesn’t your government give Tibet back to its monks?- @2 H1 C j) D. W( v% ?6 T2 q6 x
A: Because the monks want to help the Seminoles take back Florida.1 n( b3 v* [& I5 {
注:Seminoles (印第安人的)塞米诺尔族
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* D) {' n* C# z% N# D; QQ:为什么你们的政府不把XZ还给和尚呢?
; g( R% ], X e& DA:因为和尚想帮助(印第安人的)塞米诺尔族拿回弗罗里达。! [6 d3 N% x9 I9 K: H$ L
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9 T. w% y! g4 T* k# ]Q: Are the products made in China very cheap?
* F# W1 ~6 Q- _( QA: Yes. Were we using black slaves, the price would be even cheaper.) l3 P `8 m0 v9 a6 L
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Q:Made in China的东西是不是都特便宜啊?
6 ~- H$ I, E5 qA:当然。如果我们用黑奴的话还能更便宜点。! K/ m. N$ {& r
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# Z! [5 E0 [+ @! h9 F: |- TQ: You have 1.4 billion people. Now what do you want to do with it?
/ u9 T- c5 V8 j9 k/ Q. \* hA: Find a new planet. Kill the Indian people there, and move in.3 _" I+ r) \- s4 d5 `: f
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! |* r/ C0 F; L X! L: m, ?' pQ:你们有14亿人,你们想怎么做呢?& W& s/ ^/ q6 D4 V$ l3 D& r
A:找到一个新的星球,把那里的印第安人都杀光,然后住那儿。
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' y% o& {0 H4 X/ |, vQ: Why you are the only kids in your family?$ i# e% y j0 K
A: Because our parents don’t fuck around.$ E* q9 Z8 u5 [- o
' \( ]* q' n; O; M. E- N! qQ:为啥你家里只有你一个孩子?
/ ?& I8 [9 ]" x* J: H M' nA:因为我父母不到处乱搞。
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不要觉得这些回答很贱,其实问这些问题的老外才是最贱的
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