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Snape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door. ; k3 M; D, C6 ~9 y4 e$ c( g/ \
Snape: Who is it? 4 m0 s: |$ |/ `
Voldemort: You-know-who! : U3 p( P; T( }2 V) z
Snape: No, I don't, so who are you? 1 M, T! R2 x* X6 S/ g, K' i6 f
Voldemort: You-know-who! * U0 p( c/ i( b# c7 n, e( j
Snape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely?
$ u) } t$ i9 F& m9 OVoldemort: The dark Lord! 1 C, X' q) l+ }4 x9 m( X
Snape: Sauron??? 1 {" _3 M7 D0 f$ v! u( ~
Voldemort: The other one...
n. ?0 b7 d+ e" `; c% mSnape: Darth Vader??? , u1 X7 a% V& e9 f
Voldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most!
) p# o* Q( ~. USnape: Hermione????
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) } ]( b) |) M; {1 O7 Q/ ]! sVoldemort: Harry, I am your father!
, T: J G7 k! s/ ~3 U0 {; h/ vSnape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father! & s7 [$ ?. ]/ X" ]9 z8 B& ?
Voldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true!
/ O" h- _4 w1 R+ D2 X+ K; ISnape: So Harry is my brother? / o2 t1 [* d7 }. G+ S5 n0 @
Voldemort: Your twin brother! # ?* f2 B$ X1 F* K+ P) y
Snape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him! 7 M0 x6 t2 [% C8 v2 b
Voldemort: He's the younger twin!
$ D; M2 h2 N/ R+ B1 xSnape: Okay, no problem!0 V H/ c" g* e' x* c, ~7 D3 y
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Severus: What's that?
' S# }5 G# o; m8 D" g+ l, RHarry: Your cauldron. 5 h, X) `: h' l6 l! i
Severus: What's a cauldron?
- R# u# k2 S3 {* S9 u' SHarry: Dunno.
1 V0 t6 r a( d xSeverus: Looks like something to eat.
% ?/ V! g6 d$ M3 V7 f! DHarry: Yeah.
) r5 w7 F, W$ j5 k9 ^Severus: You first. 8 `- D- r/ a) l5 r
Harry: It's delicious. # h3 \1 }6 d, z( w2 s
Severus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!5 ?2 F' _0 ~* T; ]8 x4 ~
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