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Snape: Who is it?
+ G. H- M. c8 e9 N# cVoldemort: You-know-who!
- j; N( q; K8 W, W( n% XSnape: No, I don't, so who are you?
( e; |+ D: K. ]: c7 E# E, U5 @Voldemort: You-know-who!
; t9 s2 {- t1 r+ v" \; B2 JSnape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely?
4 e8 _/ e/ l" y& ?/ {Voldemort: The dark Lord! 3 d! P$ O7 B/ v& v
Snape: Sauron???
5 [' v' C4 ]+ wVoldemort: The other one...
v0 C: G3 W0 v1 pSnape: Darth Vader??? , y* d! l1 C. x; e
Voldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most! 9 R0 L/ B! g: c9 s9 H
Snape: Hermione????
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3 m' e2 |2 l1 [7 A5 UVoldemort: Harry, I am your father! " o- o4 m- t( }( L) I1 |
Snape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father! 9 C$ c1 W9 M; J0 d* H
Voldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true! % n4 [8 }7 O9 Y( L* X* }7 @+ k
Snape: So Harry is my brother?
) H+ r! w" i! _& Q* g1 @8 kVoldemort: Your twin brother!
! J& l6 |/ d, R" _' n+ v" bSnape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him! ) o7 ^8 B$ x g2 P1 Y, M8 A
Voldemort: He's the younger twin! ' E, S" k; r& C5 e3 Y
Snape: Okay, no problem!
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, s; W* q6 W. V: \8 }Severus: What's that?
& B% W6 F2 E4 y D5 ?. RHarry: Your cauldron. : |4 y/ W/ w7 g+ j
Severus: What's a cauldron?
5 J4 d' i& N2 c# t2 g) XHarry: Dunno. 4 V1 l+ w4 J. Q; _ {2 N+ ~
Severus: Looks like something to eat.
' O8 v9 ~3 L2 Y- h5 eHarry: Yeah.
/ q" @/ x( l. U* Z9 fSeverus: You first.
, e9 u7 `5 r0 k2 ~, v1 ~8 RHarry: It's delicious.
6 t1 ^( F' |3 \0 T# uSeverus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!) y f7 L+ h/ W- W- J2 j
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