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Snape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door. : H$ M: d L- X0 P5 [! \2 T3 J4 l, i+ p
Snape: Who is it? : \" m) i" O+ Z8 f i; K
Voldemort: You-know-who! q2 X- Y% I4 |- q3 {$ `
Snape: No, I don't, so who are you? " a" {1 K: Y M' {& n
Voldemort: You-know-who!
3 s- F* A& }0 \3 N- iSnape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely? : v" ]5 ?7 M# R5 c9 o
Voldemort: The dark Lord! ( B) w4 d* T/ Z7 d( H
Snape: Sauron??? " h+ ?' Q0 R* o+ m
Voldemort: The other one...
+ B: Q7 N0 M. [2 K& MSnape: Darth Vader??? - n3 u6 T' z; R7 n. U" d5 n
Voldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most!
6 D. @9 S3 {1 n e7 H, X3 ASnape: Hermione???? ( P& D2 h& ~6 Z$ e) U6 `5 g
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9 y7 ^8 S, ~+ v8 ]0 f3 J( C7 [Voldemort: Harry, I am your father!
" }* {2 M) V2 b w' s5 @Snape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father! 3 ]8 Q1 n. j# J& x- T$ L- o
Voldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true!
7 c B/ A$ A% [1 g {; A1 LSnape: So Harry is my brother?
$ i( h" }7 Z4 ]Voldemort: Your twin brother!
" u! E$ C+ ~! S4 n6 PSnape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him!
" Y, N0 c; U% |# J! SVoldemort: He's the younger twin! , J2 h0 t4 D1 X& A u
Snape: Okay, no problem!
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Severus: What's that? ! P" D; \; J( q8 ]7 `& c2 P, z5 r
Harry: Your cauldron.
1 [+ Y. j8 A' x' cSeverus: What's a cauldron?
% {7 [" c5 y c& p+ l- N+ h5 kHarry: Dunno.
5 q4 c6 M' @, o+ i9 YSeverus: Looks like something to eat. & C: I& i0 G6 h! [" `$ G5 K2 _7 l
Harry: Yeah. ( a! b3 W% @1 K$ H: d
Severus: You first.
) S% I( x6 h' \( xHarry: It's delicious.
: Y# Y' f8 i: t7 y USeverus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!1 @, P5 O, p% l' W
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