恶搞 关于教授的笑话（英文）

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9 _6 y3 F1 s5 @1 b; j, a5 xSnape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door.
Snape: Who is it?
" R5 L5 Z  t3 S4 y/ r1 C( }Voldemort: You-know-who!
- V  s6 }7 ]4 n% o  t: T+ P2 o1 nSnape: No, I don't, so who are you?
Voldemort: You-know-who!
Snape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely?
8 I9 _# W( i7 `: i4 EVoldemort: The dark Lord!
Snape: Sauron???
) G9 S0 Q8 V" h  k( f% _- YVoldemort: The other one...
Snape: Darth Vader???
Voldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most!
Snape: Hermione????
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Voldemort: Harry, I am your father!
9 B8 v( ^4 |5 n4 V& ]Snape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father!
4 ]) n/ R. H$ zVoldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true!
/ G. z( Y9 @& |0 Z9 r) v! qSnape: So Harry is my brother?
Voldemort: Your twin brother!
Snape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him!
. l  s# V* K* C2 U, r" s  c0 OVoldemort: He's the younger twin!
Snape: Okay, no problem!
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Severus: What's that?
3 V; [, j: f, m9 Y. zHarry: Your cauldron.
) v+ x1 I/ u- c, ~3 USeverus: What's a cauldron?
" v+ E, {+ a: q$ i' M, q0 ^1 n/ MHarry: Dunno.
: d* X8 a# _  e' qSeverus: Looks like something to eat.
( a) U6 ^1 E* t) n' e* e; BHarry: Yeah.
Severus: You first.
% c# S9 h+ z+ ^0 E( ?  ^4 @2 UHarry: It's delicious.
- i8 i2 O/ g+ C; @7 |6 x$ |7 CSeverus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!
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JoyceAccSG

toca2007

前二个有点好笑， 第三个不好玩。