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/ g7 b8 X* O( ~+ c1 W) }& TSnape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door. / k: g" L+ \/ N' q; Q& i
Snape: Who is it? 4 P# T5 r3 X& @) W9 R* B5 y
Voldemort: You-know-who!
0 O1 B7 S1 l8 ^& CSnape: No, I don't, so who are you? , N0 ^7 {/ S- ^ f
Voldemort: You-know-who! & E3 ?) C- d$ ^. _' f6 O! x
Snape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely?
, c1 C5 a! ~" x, d' [0 t) `Voldemort: The dark Lord!
3 I1 J2 X+ r+ R) FSnape: Sauron??? , x* {0 K) y$ _$ F9 u
Voldemort: The other one...
) H. D( ^ n8 W% qSnape: Darth Vader??? 3 h5 Y' I$ N6 a/ q% d/ v- G: s8 U
Voldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most!
# S( A8 ~7 X" i# u7 gSnape: Hermione???? 9 V9 ?* k/ ?( P2 h
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( j# |! r$ J3 WVoldemort: Harry, I am your father! 3 W5 P* g0 s1 e
Snape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father!
% R4 {3 ^ t# {- L8 B7 L6 Z$ a6 kVoldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true! ' \2 c( B: @( ?4 y1 m5 I! G
Snape: So Harry is my brother? % T" O5 w7 _, a2 T
Voldemort: Your twin brother!
( X4 w9 j( o( e: g. [ QSnape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him! & \; B, y/ s5 ?6 o4 r; H0 c4 D5 D
Voldemort: He's the younger twin! 1 M% f; W7 }# m7 i$ }9 q! T
Snape: Okay, no problem!
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Severus: What's that?
1 Q% G% V8 t3 G- LHarry: Your cauldron. 6 O: o4 V2 W! E8 G! p r
Severus: What's a cauldron? 8 D) K8 P# [/ B! E% v6 u* u
Harry: Dunno.
+ \% D$ V; B6 q3 f1 C; qSeverus: Looks like something to eat.
- B9 V h% k8 }0 UHarry: Yeah. $ L: C& [! X: x- y1 Q4 ~
Severus: You first.
+ W+ J; i7 N) GHarry: It's delicious. # U# H5 m% Q. ?6 _6 v x( m3 M
Severus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!
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