老外翻译的三字经

春泥

人之初： At the beginning of life.
$ Z7 I3 y; V" C性本善： Sex is good.
性相近： Basically, all the sex are same.
习相远： But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教： If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁： Sex will leave you..
教之道： The way of learning it
6 t3 Q4 n. r8 `7 ?贵以专： It is very important to make love with only one person.
) X7 E) S) X3 E. W3 Y6 ?% U% ~昔孟母： Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
8 _. h; |+ s  w0 `: L+ }择邻处： Choose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
  w- I- ~) J: f$ Q2 u子不学： If you don’t study hard,
( }9 [9 D4 t7 t0 y断机杼： Your Dick will become useless.
% L- V2 J8 j5 X) r! D$ n/ Y3 R窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
5 }: s5 C: L/ {5 @3 _/ I! t& v有义方 Owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 And their sexual ability were well-known.
养不教 If your children don’t know how to do it,
) _* y: ~/ P8 H* V' D0 Q. u! a父之过 It is all your fault.
4 s6 o. K! ]9 _8 f& y+ o/ q教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 But that is a real mistake
2 d4 T/ ~+ W( x  P3 F" f+ ~幼不学 If you don’t learn it in childhood,
0 w0 a; Y. K# k$ X( Y  s. P# v老何为 You will lose your ability when aged
玉不琢 If you don’t exercise your dick,
不成器 It won’t become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don’t learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

叽里咕噜

断机杼： Your Dick will become useless.

芳子吾吾

原帖由 春泥 于 2006-8-3 11:09 发表
/ a3 ]4 f! Q0 c人之初： At the beginning of life.
性本善： Sex is good.
) a( _  u" G& i3 ]  F性相近： Basically, all the sex are same.
习相远： But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教： If you do not practise all the  ...

# A4 h; g5 s/ L3 M服了！

kingsnake

春泥是我的好導師。

吉赛儿

这个太强了~~~~~~
5 w$ F) o% _2 O顶一下~

春泥

原帖由 kingsnake 于 2006-8-3 12:46 发表
2 \" q$ E. A% p+ E" y8 b春泥是我的好導師。

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别，别，真是老外翻释的，我只是转过来而已。

eastroster

原帖由 春泥 于 2006-8-4 14:06 发表

& t% G5 D) J2 U
/ M9 u5 q6 ]: S4 D0 H5 c6 N! F8 _别，别，真是老外翻释的，我只是转过来而已。

; Z2 ~( D& y" c5 l# U- ?% K% ]此地无银三百两？
) l+ r  c& ]: L% q/ r  i6 m2 `春泥翻释水平很高啊！
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扁舟

断机杼： Your Dick will become useless
6 W- S( X% G8 p/ P- J这句，把useless 改为broken更符合原文，信达雅

sinocanada

Your Dick will become useless