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7 H) B r/ D( M; |4 u* C( q>YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH
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. o; f- ^/ h/ V/ q>This is pretty neat.
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7 r' Q8 p' Y/ F* [$ f>DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!& ?" z9 d9 |7 N n9 N7 u" X, y
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6 A6 W. d4 E8 b M# i* }% l }>It takes less than a minute .5 m( ~6 B ?) Z l7 A- T6 e
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; ? x& G, }# p- h3 g) h3 E. F9 _>Work this out as you read ...
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>Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!
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>This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.
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% {) E$ I, ~2 Z1 U$ `4 D) e; R>2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)
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8 Q* V! v0 H% w- U, ?+ e>6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.
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>THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2006) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND
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