美国 Bumper stickers 语不惊人死不休！！

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women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition

2 |! _8 ~' K3 W1 q3 b+ |7 Y争取跟男人平等的女人真是野心不够
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+ @7 g8 {! ~+ ]; k7 o7 }+ {be nice to your kids.. They will pick out your nursing home.

对你的子女好一点。。。你日后住怎样的安老院就靠他们选了。
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# i0 Z' g4 H0 {7 F) z6 P0 bAlways remember you're unique...just like everyone else.
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3 C* U: k9 ~- }+ Y. f记着，你跟全天下的人一样是独一无二的。。。。
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Time is the best teacher, unfortunately it kills all of its students.

$ l5 d; S( l/ P7 O7 y+ @$ T2 w3 g时间是最好的老师，很不幸的是，它最后都要把自己的学生给杀掉。
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All men are animals, some just make better pets.

男人都是禽兽， 万兽之间只有一些比较合适当宠物。

! g1 D: f# A7 `- P7 @8 a. f/ O) Q4 MIf you try to fail , and succeed , which have you done?

7 `5 ~/ N5 t  p( q/ Y" Q. m% w如果你尝试失败而成功了，那你是成功了，还是失败了？
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Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill.

( f$ r) P3 |( K1 ^5 Q: e4 p许多该死的人还侥幸活着，只是因为杀人是犯法的。