美国 Bumper stickers 语不惊人死不休！！

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women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition
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. A2 H+ m8 @% [争取跟男人平等的女人真是野心不够

be nice to your kids.. They will pick out your nursing home.
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对你的子女好一点。。。你日后住怎样的安老院就靠他们选了。

( m3 b( M9 d0 k, G0 ^Always remember you're unique...just like everyone else.
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记着，你跟全天下的人一样是独一无二的。。。。
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- K  E0 p1 w, @( D7 lTime is the best teacher, unfortunately it kills all of its students.

0 l( q1 V) D! S时间是最好的老师，很不幸的是，它最后都要把自己的学生给杀掉。
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) l& X) H/ `2 P- O+ s6 R3 e$ |All men are animals, some just make better pets.
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/ C* @7 B8 j7 N9 u0 S( E8 ~: Z, e* X( x男人都是禽兽， 万兽之间只有一些比较合适当宠物。

* F6 `/ ]2 P, V; F. FIf you try to fail , and succeed , which have you done?
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如果你尝试失败而成功了，那你是成功了，还是失败了？

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill.

. J6 Z# c: B3 p# l! o; j许多该死的人还侥幸活着，只是因为杀人是犯法的。