请教英语

kazaa

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7 h6 I# e) A6 b1 Q0 K我有时在某路边停车，那里是免费停车，那段路边的空间有限。但我发现某些人经常停车后不往后/往前，靠近后面/前面的车，以致前后留的空非常大，经常是大半个车位，所以那段路边的空间经常被无端浪费。

那天看到一印度妇女就这么停车，她出来的时候，我劝告她不应该这样停车，她竟然说大家都这样停，我当时就告诉她，别人那样停，不意味着你也应该这样。我差点就告诉她，这里是加拿大，不是你老家。后来她答应往后倒。

# K& m, i- |! |! Q* H- i% Z我想打印个传单，在那些留空太大的车上留份传单，提醒她/他。希望言简意骇，请大家帮我出主意。

Something like:
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          Please don't leave too much space in front or behind your car. Just move backward / forward a little bit.

          It may take you just seconds, but will be a big convenience for others.

/ m- k3 y1 R8 u7 n$ S+ f; v          BTW, some people, who are not happy with the way you park, may kick your car.


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xiangxiang

Patrick_Z

Adding a little humor wouldn’t hurt, either. I could easily come up with a few:
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0 i4 B# y5 \) Y7 c2 r+ P9 U“Chuck Norris disapproves of this horribly executed parking job. HOO HA!”

& q0 B/ u$ U" K# E/ u5 {# W$ x$ e& P“Your vehicle occupies two parking spaces. You must be special.”
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+ Y0 x9 Y9 c4 T( y" J* O“Would Jesus park like this?”

& A8 S  v* u! }/ {“Your crappy Honda doesn’t even deserve one parking spot, let alone TWO. It would be greatly appreciated if you only took up one spot, or simply bought a Ford.”
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kazaa

Patrick_Z 发表于 2014-9-23 10:58
" v& |$ Y8 Z( {7 v- l2 P0 }, _Adding a little humor wouldn’t hurt, either. I could easily come up with a few:
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+ J0 b! H. I  k) [5 u* j“Chuck Norris d ...

我觉得，你的幽默很好，我考虑加上，但着只会对加拿大本地人有用，对印度人可能没有用。所以我想加上：
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, B6 }8 G0 E  l' X“BTW, some people, who are not happy with the way you park, may kick your car”

这可能对印度人很有效，但我不肯定是否违法，我本人不会去毁别人的车，但别人可能，我是提醒。

Jiye@yuan

Leave more space to the following, please.

petercool

很好啊写的！

yuiop99

kazaa 发表于 2014-9-23 11:13
我觉得，你的幽默很好，我考虑加上，但着只会对加拿大本地人有用，对印度人可能没有用。所以我想加上：
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This one is for #3's:
9 S. D: B2 M1 mGreat parking job! Did you park with both of your hands off the wheel? one hand eating, one hand wiping your ass...

kazaa

yuiop99 发表于 2014-9-23 14:55
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Great parking job! Did you park with both of your hands off the wheel? one  ...

5 H' Z6 H  G: P3 @女阿三直接报警，我以后就再也不用在那里趴车了。

ballard

i am a tire kicker!