酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!

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1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.

2. Always toast before doing a shot.

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9 O  [( k# A/ h0 ~; c# }3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.
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4. Change your toast at least once a month.

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( U) ^+ Q. b; V, q& m) d8 ~5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.

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6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.
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6 x4 A6 p9 x( q4 r7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.

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8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.

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2 Q2 Z8 Y; z+ f$ t9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.
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10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.
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) z3 J. ?7 R3 _) c11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.

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  _6 |# U7 y2 W/ O- K2 h+ I5 r12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.
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13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.


14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.


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! z  z# `8 @7 Y3 a16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.


: l  U: Y: U( v  @17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.
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6 u" T! A4 R4 V0 E9 `18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.
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19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.
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20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.


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22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.
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23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.


1 `  \$ ~5 ?9 g1 M  O- K24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.


6 k' B  i$ w4 o25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.