酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!
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. G4 s$ Z2 E9 q1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.

+ I5 r0 _5 r9 O7 i2. Always toast before doing a shot.
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3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.


/ U) S- k% e+ L# g4. Change your toast at least once a month.

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1 i% {1 O4 r$ r( b3 K% Y3 H7 ?/ J5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.
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) t6 l! j. A7 Q2 Y0 ?* f' o' B! T6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.


7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.
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6 E9 q; R" r4 l1 z8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.

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3 `) ?2 R* ~( {6 r; \" Q: j2 Z' d9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.
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& m- C1 ~; S2 {: n2 a10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.

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11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.
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: h+ Z2 W  i) p( Y12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.


( t+ v. N9 `( D, z13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.
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14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.


15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.
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# @  ^7 p4 N) @8 b! c16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.
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8 k2 \5 b# p9 I17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.
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18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.
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3 r' f& C4 J9 a! i* N, ~/ K19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.


20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.
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- B" _! Z( ~8 A21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.
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22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.

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7 F9 T! E5 `# r23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.

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24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.

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25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.