酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!


1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.

$ j9 n; z4 g0 Z" l( R8 f2 S. M2. Always toast before doing a shot.


% c2 J$ Q0 f3 d3 E2 J: B+ l3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.


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# s$ M$ a% Y# m  O. \/ a3 ~5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.
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6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.

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7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.


8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.

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/ u9 H7 z2 Y$ S- K4 N9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.
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10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.


- L0 I7 [5 C  g. N; F0 H3 ]( @' [11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.


12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.

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13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.
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7 F; S2 c& |, H# \1 ~14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.
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15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.
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7 g% m, H1 [8 o! V! Z- y, E16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.
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17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.
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2 \, K. T4 r/ _" B! o6 Q18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.


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20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.
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21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.

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! Q4 e# R: @7 L  d22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.
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2 ]! K# a) D0 D! N3 f& |9 {23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.


$ ?3 @0 Z9 G" d" @8 b2 a" B24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.


1 P' W& ^7 J. N: D) m9 D- D5 I25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.