酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!

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* b) o3 ]; `% g) ]1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.
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2. Always toast before doing a shot.
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3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.

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6 @/ }* E- v5 v: m4. Change your toast at least once a month.
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5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.

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6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.


7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.
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; X7 x$ t# f2 N8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.
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- O8 t$ B3 l, J* x( A9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.

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# ^& U% Q6 o. P4 I: g' A10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.
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11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.

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  u, d$ X9 a; v1 l2 s2 T12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.


  D! n% k/ z4 i* G" c- Z13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.
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5 r$ }& X! h2 I. V7 b* S) q14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.
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$ l& S, H. r+ H5 t0 S) o15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.

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16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.
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! g/ T9 e6 k& z17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.


4 C: u, i. |; F+ m$ R9 R* p18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.
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19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.

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( {* Y( i  r6 o2 `20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.
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21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.

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( T1 s, M. u5 J9 z, C22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.
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23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.
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* n7 C' b' D. v* c/ v3 |- B: q24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.
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25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.