酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!


1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.
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) J& d5 V3 O; I0 |* c! {+ k2. Always toast before doing a shot.

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9 D( @& l* b; G- r, G3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.

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0 N( h# e# E' S$ }6 Y* U2 B4. Change your toast at least once a month.

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5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.

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6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.
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4 N! F5 ?% G: Y& n/ A% p8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.


9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.
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$ m0 s+ j% g' y! {$ u1 u+ m6 n: a10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.
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( S$ F$ B5 ?& e/ H0 D12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.

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13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.
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14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.
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' R) i! W1 C0 n5 ]* s+ T15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.

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16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.
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4 F( i- x* _  |. j17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.
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- C2 b0 @( y; O18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.
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. f2 }2 Y3 h. P" f$ K6 X- R19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.

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20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.
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21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.

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22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.
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23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.
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24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.
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25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.