爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
1 t) H5 u9 i" m2 N性本善：Sex is good.
" n9 h$ _/ e1 x3 T( x. V性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
4 K, F% a- J' a2 F% T2 D9 T苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
: S1 Z% k7 H( h1 R& y+ }3 g性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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教之道：The way of learning it
0 y% i0 F# V, C! r7 c" L0 D9 o/ e贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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- g" {5 A' k/ h4 }子不学：If you don't study hard,
7 W1 [2 ^2 {" ^- P2 S/ n5 s; p断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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! ]0 W- `- x% J2 u窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
# w# b# k3 }. v, q. K3 U教五子 All his five son took it
9 l- U9 P8 F# q  ?名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
0 P' ~2 J( w  q$ N- q1 ?  C* r  R父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
# R: j( ?9 g% d) P! |非所宜 but that is a real mistake
1 [4 Y6 E, D1 Q幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
# }) c6 z7 O+ x+ P* Y$ W8 M% \老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
4 n5 p! i) |, m# q& H不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
% v$ |( l+ l, S5 D不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!