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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
人之初:At the begining of life.
" F  ^/ r; ]3 P* H; l性本善:Sex is good. 7 N$ Q" P) R) o
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. % H$ J  F! |  y# Q2 Q$ |
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. % ?6 x# n4 Q, @2 z3 Y* U
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. 0 N; i8 x* Z$ c5 r( E& Q4 |) ~! I
性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
+ @" e* M7 J5 R贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. 8 v1 B: @  r4 }$ V

# ~, \9 m: K; s+ h5 m+ g昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng . j0 A3 P. D! }
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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! \: H" Y3 S8 ^0 _( U子不学:If you don't study hard, 6 k; {  R/ l- t& F1 m
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. . `% P) O4 g" Q1 y! ~

' h; Y+ V) I1 N* E窦燕山 Dou, the Famous 5 ^; p5 I6 r: T
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
# c, ~3 g# k, v. K  k教五子 All his five son took it + \* j; q7 ]: Q, t. d
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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* b: z5 ^5 W" l+ A/ V' Z0 Y养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, ) V; T+ u) t3 `# H6 |! y9 O
父之过 It is all your fault.
" s* J5 E+ h- _9 H' l9 S. G5 c教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, : T' V. n9 n" m1 v, ?3 G
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 8 M" Y: L* Z: P2 Q2 G2 o' d

# [5 W. r5 X9 K; v4 v子不学 You may refuse to study this
* E; v! \1 M% r" C& R非所宜 but that is a real mistake " _% n! \+ }1 Y: ?! p
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
0 d+ \: h9 Q7 x0 c0 Z; M+ B老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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" P: T$ E9 S; w0 v3 i& |* z, ^玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
( l6 a5 [, R+ q不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
& l6 L2 Y) y3 x# h4 t人不学 If you don't learn sex, 5 z9 r6 S! V. \% k6 P' C9 U3 h8 b
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!1 x( g6 ?3 L, q/ H$ e
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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