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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life.
+ T: `$ R# w! @! y" L. E性本善:Sex is good.
8 ?, b, ]8 o# g7 P" \+ m; F+ g性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
8 i8 q) D% W  [+ {. O  c  l习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
( G+ Q: i& p0 _$ b5 r  R苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. : W, y! J7 |. m/ \0 e* R* ~
性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. $ N" T; T! x$ n# f, S; p" }+ k
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教之道:The way of learning it
2 k* I+ q  X% @2 i贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. 7 ^- q& n" m, ?9 ^7 S& q0 P

0 a8 A  w7 U9 A2 g2 L. s5 N; n8 {. @昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
1 ^5 M5 o0 O2 L* F4 M, D择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. 0 V) }+ z; ~9 F" N9 y. D

7 `# I+ Z5 p0 \( L) ]' p子不学:If you don't study hard,
6 y% b- H# V/ V6 c# O6 l4 J断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. % l$ j) n  [6 U; @0 I/ Q- |
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous - v/ b' F1 Q7 P6 F* i
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine ' V- d% |2 l6 n- ~1 e
教五子 All his five son took it 4 V* ^2 q$ Q  g& {7 z; {5 G
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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( E( ]4 [: O( g* N3 @养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, 0 t) h; H; d! P9 d; ^; N
父之过 It is all your fault. 6 Z4 ]6 w  F$ C( x3 ?" e
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, " }# d: o- S5 o: M8 y
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 4 G+ v5 V, N" |% H: w) w8 F; \- `) c; d" s
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子不学 You may refuse to study this 0 e( l/ n6 a% x! G6 \  @
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
* j8 u5 H* k- Z3 B! o' k/ n) @幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
/ h$ q! P+ a. b4 o( m老何为 you will lose your ability when aged 6 ]& F  x  v' s; G" G8 ?: x# ?
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, " x2 U4 e% G0 t0 S) F6 E
不成器 It won't become hard and strong. 0 W2 V6 i) [. E( }- E
人不学 If you don't learn sex, - ~# v! v$ X/ M, l* N0 O
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
+ J4 r5 t) b3 k; h" P- x; eFaint!!!!!!!!!!!
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