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9 |/ T- M m+ S: z8 t5 ^ 我的三个铁粉，不，金粉，已经充分发挥了自己的才华。祝贺 烟吻和淑芬，你们已经正式被接纳为鹰之金粉俱乐部的成员。( F6 t9 [$ P% ^
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只有 wantU 还需做一点点努力。请在两小时内翻译下面一段英文，尽量不要找枪手，否则在面试的时候容易露馅。2 Q1 X7 x' z1 U3 @. V n* Q
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The way I die
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Before I die, I wanna fulfill a dream I had long ago：to hold a spot on Wikipedia。 It seems I have missed the best chance when I was 25-year-old. Mark Zuckerberg had already firmly established his life at that age while I was fooling around with girls.
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So, with the limited time left, I had to think of a quick fix. I have to leave a mark on earth. There is not enough time to start a charity like mother Terasa, but there is still enough time to make some damage. + l2 o. }8 B7 w8 d; v
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To start a war? To assassin the most famous politician of the time? No, I just don't have the organizational skills to carry out such a plan. How about a campus killer? This is a thought worth pondering. It seems easy too. To pull out a gun and start shooting seems easy enough, even though I may not successfully hit anyone. But at least my name will show on the news for a few days.
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I am not encouraging you to copy any of the ideas. Please don't even think about it. Your life is just too good .* h1 I$ G- b; P% q" {
~( V, i2 i) f# }+ Y/ |. ` A nursing home? To die in a nursing home? That's not even an option. It's a place worse than jail. In prison at least you got family visits, but a nursing home? You are forgotten.
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1 e5 }! f8 R" B, P% b! T+ Z I won't even bother. I don't have enough children to support such an idea , I mean money-wise, you know what I mean.
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Then a perfect plan comes forward. My wife insists she would die before me so she won't suffer from the loss of me, smart bitch! Ok, let's start from the date when she's dead. After a decent but quiet funeral, I would pack up and off I go.
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7 I; a5 }- H, |. d To the lake, the lake of my dream." \3 {( x, o |2 G% [8 U
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Winter's here and it's so nice to have the weather for my plan. Many years ago I heard from an experienced camper who spent on the lake in deep freeze of minus 50 degree for the night. Of course the lake was iced up, with 50-centimetres -thick of ice. Have you heard of ice trucking? While people transport cargo on the surface of lake when it's iced up in winter to remote area? It's real adventure, ok , never mind./ @$ G5 o- l/ G4 v6 O- t+ i
) N4 T$ X0 J7 r- R$ f) A! x Anyway, I would come to the big lake of my dream. In a blizzard I set up my camp, taking out my sleep bag, say "good bye" to the world and have a last glance at the stars, fall into sound sleep with my last dream. # a% s {: f# ~- c% e9 r: `
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That's the way I die.
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