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I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I won a million dollars!' x- D9 k3 c9 J1 g/ o6 }7 H
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A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!6 o1 M, f0 P. U" r2 w2 Q, ]
2 u) A; A3 q+ p. ^. N7 u6 K I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased!
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A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea.
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So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town." 7 n( N& D8 {: M' F' m
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Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?"
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Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought.
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% V u8 r' }: B- H3 V7 ` Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began.6 T, [. `% F- Z+ C- k- c- `
. N6 B4 g. G) ?) f- P3 ` "Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer."
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$ n# ~( V5 x- \6 i "You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said.
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* o7 C6 K3 F i; G What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?
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9 k. H& J9 W0 H2 y/ B, Q q9 F! e "How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?"
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What? Cemetery? What a place is that?7 @/ j. x- b. v7 E. |
! H, A3 S/ m" X% R- W" p "First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world."+ L9 T7 P, V0 w. {( K/ t5 d$ O
- Z' k* F; R0 {- f What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?
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On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten."* H6 v0 _0 z: k$ N
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Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book."( F+ y4 R* u0 R& w& j9 {1 N: T
$ F& o( V) G; V$ G |7 S7 e' l "I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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