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I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I won a million dollars!. q: }% U0 g5 U* K3 k
8 J# ^; I& ?, w k/ ^2 \* k7 z3 | A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!" ]3 ]5 s' ~" w3 m- }/ Z3 Y4 j
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I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased!
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A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea.
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* j" Q+ Y# a5 R/ S' D, g& m So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town."
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" B$ L( L2 K: ?4 g1 ]5 ^ Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?"
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Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought.
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- `5 g" h+ g9 c6 W Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began.
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"Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer."
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"You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said.
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What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?
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"How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?"6 h- W; k) E; H+ |- o8 r
" a0 ]& M' j7 v s2 z4 M What? Cemetery? What a place is that?
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: ?* _8 S" z) h* I3 J "First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world." H! o& b+ I& H1 c) H% @
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What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?/ S& S8 |$ v0 r
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On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten."
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Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book."2 i( b" \; L: ^% y( T* t
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"I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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