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I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I won a million dollars!: f8 W3 V$ B, B' h" M! Q
1 q" E# \- z. ]+ P6 E A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!
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I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased!0 b' W' \# l0 ]$ W7 Q
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A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea.+ Y/ V1 } P1 b6 v+ v$ r
/ w _' D- z6 N# |4 B; k So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town."
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5 p8 X: Q0 g+ W2 y3 A Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?"$ z6 p4 n% Z9 b) c3 @
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Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought.
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Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began.3 l) a+ H& |0 Q$ Z4 E6 x' x
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"Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer.") I5 g/ i) \& ?' t5 \; e
. G6 }/ M; D; R "You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said.. }5 S7 E- P1 @/ l2 a
2 l2 m) Y/ r$ u What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?
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"How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?"
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9 K( n. k K8 w& ~& d. r& l What? Cemetery? What a place is that?; R# r ~6 T7 d% ~7 \; @7 o
p. x3 R8 T) V# f/ D5 s" Y "First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world."/ n8 k2 x, Q* y- \- M+ a6 Y! z
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What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?5 \# X) M/ P) [- U& n# v, N8 h; |# S. ~
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On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten."7 t ]( A% h% |0 _# S# ?# u
. c7 w6 D! J& v7 ? Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book."
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8 S% d G: Y# d. J' k* q "I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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