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I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I won a million dollars!. T; O- x8 H* q0 L
, b: C" F; P, b; e/ t: B, e A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!
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I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased!
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( l: c( T0 t1 q A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea.* D4 W) A6 G' x& p! J1 [
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So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town."
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Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?"
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- F' E. A' p4 C% b! ? Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought.
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Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began.- ]3 T7 _0 u6 V/ a% ~
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"Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer."0 ~# Y/ W$ M p0 Q$ k2 Y
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"You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said.. b6 d& s$ _4 t: ]% o
0 n% v; f4 A3 A2 |2 r- w- G What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?4 p8 W6 Z: U# c; f4 I
2 G6 e8 a9 p! X" l+ U "How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?"
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What? Cemetery? What a place is that?7 }% i0 d l( l+ [: n* W
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"First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world."3 j _7 ?4 S) Z& N# q; Y2 w
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What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?
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% k+ O0 J) r1 W7 h6 z) E; E On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten."
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Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book."
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}) e9 g; e6 e+ A ~; T5 I "I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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