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I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I won a million dollars!
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A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!0 B5 z3 k" `6 E) ^
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I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased!2 `1 g/ L7 ?8 W9 ~) ]# H
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A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea. r; Z$ ?% h4 J" b6 x# O i
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So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town." # X4 v1 ]3 n4 m+ H5 w
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Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?"
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* ^* C6 U4 U4 q- ^9 P( ? Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought.
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" m, ]: L4 n( m \8 f Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began.
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) \* @$ I \4 `3 I# y "Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer."8 y; o: K. G# ^6 o; A7 Q' G
. l6 j7 d1 r. f! N7 F( m4 Y. J/ I+ G "You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said.7 f' b" x6 r! m' p: c: ^
2 n5 h6 E5 Y2 G- S. n) A What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?; z! B- e, U7 v( w2 l
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"How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?"
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5 n( J1 |- Q$ n# y% y) y What? Cemetery? What a place is that?4 p: P4 y) m7 b4 h" J
6 f% |( Q. @' ?3 r: n2 _; E "First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world."& B9 J* |. f2 @. f7 Q
% N$ p. X$ g. u3 f& n } What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?) X$ o& _8 p) D8 \6 q4 K
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On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten."
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( ] M4 J8 p9 b% X- b0 S# Q: L4 O Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book."$ [0 ?$ n7 b1 z( t, @
7 ^3 i7 ~7 g: q" O$ q "I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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