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这玩艺除了大师估计没人懂了。1 l) k, ~& Z/ Z y/ Z
孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?/ ?4 L' z+ V* M: k/ |$ S9 D* {
Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone 0 H% u; h$ k' v% ~& j
Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around
2 _# i! B" x! B. `# P6 d7 MConfucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk
2 G, L6 L+ j5 s# f7 x$ @& U) SConfucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it ' u3 i$ y1 T* _+ s
Confucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left # m2 I# f& D4 z( D, M
Confucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house
1 ` E4 A% j7 }4 ]& JConfucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night
! b, h! ^3 ^) o( Z/ I2 @5 [Confucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it
H/ i) l4 z8 @$ w! mConfucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants
* {) m# S7 q0 P* L2 `+ W' `- xConfucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient 9 S% `5 d# t& j
Confucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly 4 H& S/ n' r3 P- h s4 g
Confucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on
" }: R; L" W5 F. VConfucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long
( f; U; G1 ]' q7 v6 tConfucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week , i T2 B' Q" D6 U8 E$ A
Confucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent " ?" z2 X( {, _5 w$ s4 k
Confucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts
0 H8 ~5 o7 y T/ d% X. PConfucius say, man who run before bus get tired " N7 ^& P' y% b2 m( ?: i
Confucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted ' s# I% ?( w! v# P% H
Confucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist
7 J8 v" P( D! D6 [1 bConfucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level ( u0 _% l; B& K* a; @
Confucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel
* H& B) B' q: s9 {Confucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck
& m, m9 Y0 q/ t K4 D! G: pConfucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot ! x2 I- O5 [/ L. k
Confucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy
- ^% x- N& Q8 Y# \( ]+ FConfucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts
- h) E; w% T. g2 k0 ~! F7 x7 t$ YConfucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy ) D Y% ]; R( ^, D; f
Confucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people n; _8 n8 ~* F7 Q
Confucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean
9 n$ y9 r/ o5 C/ U f2 C' MConfucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok # i7 b6 E% K- M: Q ?+ T ~
Confucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand & M, Y0 ]) [0 r- Y+ M1 @
Confucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab
: l4 ?0 ]9 H$ c7 n' ^; GConfucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better
. o4 P; W. p$ S4 w& vConfucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts $ [9 ~7 l& ]. I8 c! M1 T8 r( |) v# ?
Confucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders
* D/ H; R& n0 z) s) jConfucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement
/ W* l# Y8 R8 z/ g* s# NConfucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face $ D6 [: m: D; K& G- N1 @* P
Confucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot
* ]" r! X9 B( @1 }Confucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew $ U8 Q3 c4 D8 f. r: @' P% X
Confucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up 9 y1 B( A1 s. w ?
Confucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion : t' H) e, A" i: I3 F
Confucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic $ c, V6 A/ h9 a6 }. f
Confucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny 5 \6 e0 Q \6 a& ~1 |+ B0 k
Confucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ # d# ^( U8 u& n c6 N
Confucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit
( M; g# O4 l6 J+ cConfucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground $ f, Z# q4 b# R7 M. e0 p4 A
Confucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit 9 k' U$ E6 w, B4 u+ f, F N4 K
Confucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth
" z5 I" z% O$ x# xConfucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag
% t7 ]5 E8 y' @6 yConfucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face 3 d) r* K3 B' j/ _& P7 Q8 u6 O
Confucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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