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这玩艺除了大师估计没人懂了。
2 Z- \6 y& U4 \; I孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?
, k& j# i! S& {$ s$ ZConfucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone {: t! o! q/ g& R4 x
Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around ) e2 p- G G6 F3 K: E
Confucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk
& x/ f% G, [- _9 n7 gConfucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it ' q: ~! l" p% ~1 [9 P3 Z$ [
Confucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left . Q* d' D$ J: X
Confucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house
L1 `( Z+ R. F9 ?+ r, |Confucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night
1 m+ N3 s8 z. MConfucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it - l$ r M4 g- g" K9 Q
Confucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants
: @' W2 ^# m' i7 t8 Y8 J& KConfucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient # w# v. G! {9 y7 @5 N
Confucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly 7 y3 N/ q! g+ K. w. B# L
Confucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on 7 Z+ O z: |& O
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long 3 Y+ e! C1 l5 E4 g! y
Confucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week , h+ P6 K h; H O
Confucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent ' w0 ?- E, q, M1 o
Confucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts
3 H# v) m: V0 T8 h& VConfucius say, man who run before bus get tired
7 O. N' g, V, ] C( a2 K1 }Confucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted / @% ]/ p: N$ R. J- p
Confucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist
* W! v5 Z3 ?# F2 oConfucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level . ]5 ?1 U; z% t: f$ A
Confucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel V6 P9 B" }8 K) d+ ?( O
Confucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck + _/ G) a) S1 W7 ^; w5 {! ~9 [3 E8 K
Confucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot 0 I4 U0 `2 t3 a5 t3 d
Confucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy
: R3 i9 O, F1 K) g! nConfucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts
B2 S. X: `2 Z9 ~Confucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy
3 m+ X6 C; o' b2 sConfucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people
) v0 O, _4 l z& j. F" E$ ?/ R! ?7 tConfucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean
! c( J- i) {) e) e* XConfucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok
, f% I! w f6 h, C8 ~( x* YConfucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand
* \: L* J) X F% S; ~" NConfucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab
4 O, F" |8 l& \Confucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better ! @+ r6 b* f7 G3 e
Confucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts
8 K, i, V" W$ c5 t: b; ^* @& dConfucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders ) z( c! T, x: @8 B# A+ U+ B: c
Confucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement
% f. x/ r) J/ c* q+ `% ]5 C4 z/ kConfucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face ) @) d4 P8 r5 Y( A1 M' E9 p0 o7 ]' M
Confucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot
' f( t# A( D. M. zConfucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew # q$ v; g+ m+ S. {4 w6 ~1 h
Confucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up 1 x) Z( B8 X$ z& j
Confucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion , ^5 k4 g- n+ M' I5 _% L
Confucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic & [& C( X- t1 h( Z" y% x
Confucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny
9 `' g3 H8 T* I, E: aConfucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ ! D, ?) K* N# |, `
Confucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit & [2 V5 w5 z2 s) ~
Confucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground
/ G# R: x; d3 p0 y: JConfucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit 4 O6 V, u2 A* [+ ^! F/ S& w! K+ ?7 ~
Confucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth
" I N: m9 @+ v! a0 @0 ^1 ]Confucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag ( `" J5 N d6 F4 e% h3 c( C' F
Confucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face 2 s$ f4 S- Q/ |2 j) S
Confucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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