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这玩艺除了大师估计没人懂了。- U0 n' R" P) _- ?9 J A5 f
孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?: v6 B. u# X! [* ~2 v9 ?
Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone
6 J1 a0 T/ R9 O F" A6 q$ ~7 W3 |; {Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around # e/ B. _' v2 `. s& N7 U
Confucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk
& l& ?. Y. ], d, s# _Confucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it
8 P. @! |) Q+ c/ e$ B9 p8 Q n0 UConfucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left
/ n/ A# n0 D9 Q- ^2 W" jConfucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house
0 w% H7 y- p' S7 }3 LConfucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night # Y1 F# |5 ]4 T! z1 ? v
Confucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it # l5 q8 @; a0 `+ I
Confucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants 9 i5 {* S$ B4 H4 f1 f* C3 c5 L
Confucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient
2 {$ U, L( `& ^Confucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly - g: C3 s1 Q) J* M; U
Confucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on 9 L, ]. r5 v: C4 N2 A8 L) @; g0 K
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long " A/ e0 S( ]9 Z7 ^! z
Confucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week
( d1 [7 F. B6 b6 j6 gConfucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent
( o y; x/ J: t5 W/ G% I" ]Confucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts ; j* k! H" I# o# o
Confucius say, man who run before bus get tired
5 f- L- r3 @; N0 G PConfucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted
- j! V" W6 |3 [& ^' O2 I) \Confucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist
v5 s3 Z# c) j3 SConfucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level , A+ y* _) s5 ~8 {9 S
Confucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel
' ]; \% @- T/ r3 uConfucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck
t6 r8 ]/ }! q8 tConfucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot ; S5 ]# _) @ w+ k0 g
Confucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy / X) W u8 _1 L8 M: `4 j
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts
, ~) s) l. c/ B$ E! {- Z: V3 tConfucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy
8 X* ^) [: F0 y, h% Q/ l" zConfucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people * K3 |% s+ i4 W: S5 D
Confucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean
; J; f8 B; y3 o4 w% }8 mConfucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok
3 D3 o' |- r. XConfucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand ; g$ x H2 s/ _, ~7 K {
Confucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab
4 s& I/ ^! \4 [Confucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better 4 Z ^; N7 Y9 u) O+ a
Confucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts : U0 @2 {0 j. u5 z
Confucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders
3 U- ~ }6 |9 {2 R4 ^Confucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement - N5 J% n: m. L* A6 r2 K. b! ]% n
Confucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face
( m9 I* `& Q9 o% j( o1 c% nConfucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot 1 B5 v+ Z0 i! s0 D; N
Confucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew & X1 o; y- @' |7 |8 Y6 X) r/ q
Confucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up
3 |5 ?- n! W; m$ B4 C8 tConfucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion
2 v+ T# S- j" b4 ~8 d; Y) z5 |Confucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic - ]& `- n+ _5 y$ U+ G6 y
Confucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny 6 e& ~6 N- B) h9 Z. t8 D( o. W+ t
Confucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ 3 P/ M$ `: `" y
Confucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit ' W4 {3 H1 u6 U; T3 i
Confucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground " U& L O+ c+ m) r5 G9 w
Confucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit 6 U( t2 D g8 N; j1 `: P& R
Confucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth
3 T7 R3 J5 M% d# BConfucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag
% F( S7 k$ r3 v# gConfucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face
3 ]' g, e" \, c7 x8 k4 F1 @Confucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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