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这玩艺除了大师估计没人懂了。
+ K1 k4 u# O# t孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?- X/ O# {; K4 c, \
Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone
- c+ M/ D* R/ W' E2 ]" ZConfucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around 7 ^9 W% E8 X6 ~$ j9 @+ S
Confucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk
) A- Z+ I& q2 i1 L5 [* \0 l5 ]Confucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it ( A. d) G; p5 @# Y& b! `
Confucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left
; `% {) `4 w' b& Y& H3 s! mConfucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house # t! K! }+ P5 S
Confucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night
+ G& [1 n# F$ y* F* \4 m- g+ y! F, HConfucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it 1 G7 k/ |' d" K. j' F9 \( E- p) _( C
Confucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants
) F* }. Y* J; i- y. W1 j. wConfucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient . i9 i* w) \3 |& W9 J% J
Confucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly # C1 i, _, G; `# [, ?' S+ {8 S
Confucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on ' h2 m; W, S& L- t/ W
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long 9 k4 {2 Z1 u0 X: K9 p5 l. `3 g
Confucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week ' _7 @5 t a; y4 D3 K
Confucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent
/ _+ C/ e# L# x; \, T1 ]2 f5 Q; ]Confucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts
: S/ w5 Y$ g$ \5 l: G) r! y% d) tConfucius say, man who run before bus get tired ! k: B5 m* K! i
Confucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted
- s; S2 C1 V2 M8 z0 Y5 z7 pConfucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist % M2 Y) X/ n) H& t- V8 G' L1 R; [( o
Confucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level : }# T1 c9 Q0 Y4 T" C
Confucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel
# R' g3 a( P$ gConfucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck
/ z0 e# ? g8 N! \& R3 K4 ~/ R! fConfucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot
7 u, @ c6 i1 F3 N4 S' RConfucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy
8 S* x( h) }/ n$ v- N5 jConfucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts
6 B* d' o6 E+ Q5 @2 ]Confucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy : ]" k( R' X5 X( [
Confucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people 0 g/ r; \- \9 M+ S
Confucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean
$ b, N* P% y7 GConfucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok 8 k( [9 e; \9 E4 X" V% \
Confucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand % ]/ o0 Q! Y0 e! M- C0 }4 a; \
Confucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab ; i6 P$ q1 N5 { K% U% Y
Confucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better
7 l* k4 J5 o* U( R% @Confucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts
- } ?3 g/ z/ ^4 `$ OConfucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders
: ?6 |& C& U* b: v, {3 n. J, d6 nConfucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement 0 B! i$ z H' d
Confucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face
6 o- O3 f, R0 w7 ~0 s t, tConfucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot : i% o: ?2 |$ ~% n5 [/ Z0 N6 ?
Confucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew
/ ?/ ?/ ^8 O- L- R& B" pConfucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up % M# A8 ^4 c1 ` n8 q/ o
Confucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion
- ]6 `' f5 ]; pConfucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic + a$ A8 a1 Y$ S
Confucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny " J- W# O/ @) K, I. U5 n
Confucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ
7 p* P9 }% T& t5 J+ }3 S5 _$ S* N4 [: BConfucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit
( A6 E# a5 U0 @( z) WConfucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground % w3 @: h& J9 @$ |9 _9 o
Confucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit
+ T% l; [7 n. sConfucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth % ? x ~ t# d8 _- q, d, v0 ]
Confucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag ! N. ]& ^) s- e' l
Confucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face
: }5 q8 X! O/ R0 a! a+ h/ v! {Confucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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