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这玩艺除了大师估计没人懂了。- w' @( P1 K! b' Z3 w& w9 N [% J9 F
孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?
3 O+ u, d9 J6 C: `* H& ~/ mConfucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone
5 K8 Z+ U& C5 |% K6 [* iConfucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around 8 m$ |# M1 Y( o7 ?4 h
Confucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk , ]5 B: T4 S, Y' H
Confucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it
% c% w& h# @; NConfucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left
1 [+ y( C. [- _3 kConfucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house + w% w- E0 Z k; v/ r0 a
Confucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night - b. _. H( N1 }: u* Z7 x" U' {
Confucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it
+ M' ? }' b! V9 IConfucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants ! n6 V! ?) [+ J0 A* Z
Confucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient
/ ^% Z7 J' c2 A' F, KConfucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly
; [- @# f- m c/ v/ v4 R+ |Confucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on
+ F) O& k$ H# F7 I3 `Confucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long 6 d% g- T& e0 \1 f5 t8 Y7 G; q
Confucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week
) |' |( F' t8 K0 D" @9 |Confucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent 3 B l; Z& v9 x, H9 v; ?; B# J* x
Confucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts 8 g9 X7 b, O8 l K3 {0 n
Confucius say, man who run before bus get tired
# D: ?; I( W+ M8 j% HConfucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted ; H1 n% I) B5 x' z+ t1 D! J
Confucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist
0 j5 q, B c; J5 ]' W+ o9 {1 I3 ]Confucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level
9 g: @, s+ Q4 q2 x# `+ t. jConfucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel ( K9 L) L5 W- J/ T# F- ^
Confucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck ' ^7 [6 W/ a8 A6 w
Confucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot
& M3 N7 O8 }1 t3 ^9 sConfucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy
" y, H) ?* s( _+ n. LConfucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts
4 }5 \' ~3 m* g9 C. w. I; \Confucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy
, B6 b0 t; s( Q5 @& H! XConfucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people 3 I( a# }/ f) t* J7 Y3 R( R
Confucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean 6 |% Z6 j- o/ J0 K% C3 V
Confucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok ' C; Z# Q* b) t6 i6 d* X
Confucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand
, w; W/ P# {! i' A2 gConfucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab 4 a$ A% R1 X) q1 b- h
Confucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better
3 C! N6 q' _1 r g5 y7 {Confucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts - E, h9 V$ B: i. l6 C P
Confucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders + g8 M5 ~" O# g; c
Confucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement
( R ]$ U5 n; \/ |" f6 aConfucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face
# ] _- r7 \) P( pConfucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot : H. } V- o2 e
Confucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew 5 ?% }1 Q/ o& F) ?) f
Confucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up 5 W6 E' L! @ }" n5 M8 M
Confucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion
2 R# o& l% H' X5 O! T* VConfucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic
0 ~0 @8 d: M8 GConfucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny ( ~: Y7 n% e+ X3 M
Confucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ
& L# @8 v- t4 D, T! T! `Confucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit
0 | X$ C! C3 N5 v2 U. ZConfucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground : b& o1 X" P3 H" d. K0 ^1 ]
Confucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit
' |8 F, S3 H M$ J7 p3 ]Confucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth : ]4 l1 H* x+ O2 g0 d! A
Confucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag " l9 x# R8 V0 B) T/ d9 b
Confucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face 9 P' X) O _' t1 ]2 b# {
Confucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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