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这玩艺除了大师估计没人懂了。/ Q( \: b# E' b
孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?
1 |9 H5 }2 Q9 k0 ^$ TConfucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone
2 i' D2 z2 s2 u2 Q% j! `( xConfucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around
, f% M! d$ B" u8 UConfucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk
; N; |5 ^7 p5 d$ n7 wConfucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it # o. ^* M" N' @$ N1 P9 G
Confucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left # |7 r, [0 \6 F! Z5 W
Confucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house
; G, {- o0 s, l* }8 qConfucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night % N3 o K& w8 g2 ~" q
Confucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it # o+ i" ~% D: Z2 f ~) v/ f8 p; V
Confucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants : j$ G+ @. A& L9 `- \
Confucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient
% B6 j0 m% g- l3 ZConfucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly 3 i4 p6 O$ r- q9 Z! b2 p
Confucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on ' d' n5 ~$ Q" u, l) S3 y
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long
+ A/ |5 k! ^+ ]/ TConfucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week
0 W V& ?5 F% i+ B' C( RConfucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent
. B# y# s! K& w cConfucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts
* t7 c; A. \ Q) O+ EConfucius say, man who run before bus get tired $ B4 I$ z9 i+ x" _
Confucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted 5 D( y2 |% g1 G, s9 b" e
Confucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist - e' n, V8 l0 e
Confucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level
' \" m! v1 D& f: [9 ]0 v& n8 DConfucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel
$ {. \: C( u+ O* T: I& I jConfucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck
1 J7 R2 I4 l* w; fConfucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot
8 q+ d: U9 L7 A* Z9 z0 W1 RConfucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy 7 X& i Z" w+ z! [
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts
3 s' {( L! Z9 O h/ C$ YConfucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy
) j$ L. w' e, `5 n6 w! IConfucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people
9 N* j9 u( s8 q/ n3 @/ n- z8 L5 }Confucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean
9 j4 X3 r3 ?1 [6 xConfucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok y! B- I+ ?0 c' n$ A1 a. h
Confucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand
1 f2 J5 o& [# \ H7 BConfucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab * ^; s3 d9 s$ N. y. E
Confucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better : X: K5 A3 ~) b
Confucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts
u3 K/ A, Q: `* dConfucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders
# }/ G% m% m0 z& DConfucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement + A4 L0 b* A+ N# t# J6 B0 V O8 w; A
Confucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face 0 L, P4 w/ `5 x
Confucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot
$ t. F) a. [) ^6 GConfucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew
+ ~" Q4 R. ~) F3 f4 l% yConfucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up
$ X. N5 y0 E W8 G' [+ B) iConfucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion
1 b4 q g* w+ v# Q/ U, A+ jConfucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic 0 c; d. K Z6 c
Confucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny 4 Q s; S9 k$ p( l; {: c O
Confucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ
8 \/ p: q j5 y2 `$ p' pConfucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit ?' S% R) G8 `/ }3 `; a4 @
Confucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground
* v$ p% q( Z0 A) Z2 X8 xConfucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit + e. U" B- j& t7 g) V+ u/ a
Confucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth 7 _+ b" ]( Y/ I" \
Confucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag
: B7 e9 E9 U! z/ v6 k+ Y3 k% G; C `Confucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face 6 `7 ^" J& p3 ]2 t4 w( _1 ]) W$ X
Confucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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