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话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。2 F8 ^0 ?, Q" c, f, C& u$ N+ U
Chairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
: t, {2 Q( T( a7 ]/ EPeople: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
& K* Y. `; g+ v) qChairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?) a3 z+ h- N& Y: K3 T: l
People: They’re all doing business overseas now!' R1 ?# _4 W5 H! f- K* J
Chairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?" d1 b4 d. a: k) J6 g1 |* B
People: Tangshan alone producers more than America!
6 @' N/ x0 z$ O; y9 s1 d! {# jChairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
, d- [( C, S1 y' O# vPeople: They dissolved it themselves!& F7 U+ l7 J3 a! @- s$ R
Chairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
. }1 J! c" N" @( |* m7 p! B8 EPeople: We’re the imperialism now?0 _! Z0 G! N/ O" n K
Chairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?' b ~6 P! A9 E& t, {
people: It’s in America now!
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来个对照 b3 D& j b6 @. s0 a/ A- Z7 P$ F! t
毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗4 ?1 ?2 a7 P' x, V8 T
我们：都吃多了，减肥呢
# X& O+ g% G; E+ S$ U毛：资本家还存在吗
7 {. b9 \3 W. K& d1 k我们：生意都做到外国去了5 S j1 z. k. i, f* H
毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗
7 S4 p: m1 `/ a我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了" j! w: K! g6 D$ `
毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗$ c2 \- `, ]6 F$ E: \" `
我们：他们自己解体了! U& n& A: J. ^; N% V
毛：帝国主义打倒了吗# |2 w: A& o9 ]. M- ]
我们：我们自己就是了
% O+ w+ t& R, i* H毛：那我的文革呐
7 o# V8 Z! f9 N+ D3 b& @/ D我们：闹到美国去了 |
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