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) Q+ q( t8 \- x8 c: c8 \, ?1 m1 ~话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。
5 M3 [7 n: Z- I7 \/ t, b& bChairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?* H* s! s9 Z i b1 v! q7 p
People: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!# x8 h9 E* W0 A
Chairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
8 j0 L. j' A; |" iPeople: They’re all doing business overseas now!! H( Q5 P* Y0 ]
Chairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?
4 M \2 |% n% i% s. IPeople: Tangshan alone producers more than America!
$ {+ t. U! L% S- s( R- t) oChairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
# o( y i% }. V2 xPeople: They dissolved it themselves!2 V" F! O, W2 C0 ^" u6 c
Chairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?2 C3 s" F; @4 p' M4 @
People: We’re the imperialism now?1 j$ j9 r1 v/ _* G
Chairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
8 [0 {( ~: h8 f1 t& d0 H* d9 Cpeople: It’s in America now!, n% {/ `& _2 M) E: T8 t# S$ w3 C
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来个对照
7 V2 @# M- X& M1 B毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗
* y2 m U9 D/ h j我们：都吃多了，减肥呢: S9 x& V& w+ s8 X& g( B
毛：资本家还存在吗1 e' b9 b& @$ e+ l' P
我们：生意都做到外国去了3 Y& |( z& }1 Q& f# j- H9 D* m
毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗
/ U X2 |; J4 t8 u. q% v l- y6 w. S我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了. K0 k4 z. ^: [* e8 b, f! @
毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗" t$ U0 s2 S4 w3 N) `) V
我们：他们自己解体了
& [6 } F5 ~$ n- j u毛：帝国主义打倒了吗/ |: I2 n8 m3 n! m, g1 b
我们：我们自己就是了
) G' O* l! p( A" k, i7 r7 e毛：那我的文革呐
$ s. l2 L7 @; A5 [; @0 X" C我们：闹到美国去了 |
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