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6 n4 f$ g" w. W+ d话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。0 _; n( O( T: x; e
Chairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
6 W; k3 A& |/ U$ S$ ]5 hPeople: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
- X6 \0 P' f. q" N' @# a% x. sChairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?9 |- Y* P1 n8 a: y5 l& S8 o
People: They’re all doing business overseas now!
. E0 Y0 u+ b4 l- xChairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?
5 o. z; R _2 @5 j8 X7 X& d( uPeople: Tangshan alone producers more than America!% h: N- C2 ~0 a6 t8 a
Chairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!5 g8 L r( I G+ e
People: They dissolved it themselves!
: p1 ^4 s) q1 T' r2 B6 l3 {1 ]/ QChairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?7 a& }7 h6 R5 d" t
People: We’re the imperialism now? W6 p1 i1 w5 I
Chairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
. K7 c8 I% w* y/ f ~+ npeople: It’s in America now!
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来个对照* F5 |5 b0 G" J/ ]
毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗
, z& Y# f2 j4 W7 a# a: j! K我们：都吃多了，减肥呢
/ X: f: G; B$ ]- @7 Z毛：资本家还存在吗
+ e7 o: u5 q3 c" E. o6 w/ [0 |& Z% [我们：生意都做到外国去了
9 K+ r% j9 P- d, v; M毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗
9 {6 A; z/ O6 p5 ~- x2 W我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了 h3 k3 g5 U6 \6 v2 j
毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗% J% R% k& e$ w$ k# \
我们：他们自己解体了3 }3 h/ o2 S5 \3 k, a
毛：帝国主义打倒了吗6 h. h+ C7 V, I. s+ J0 ] Y, B
我们：我们自己就是了
" n/ M: a/ C9 f) W% K" e5 j! I' o毛：那我的文革呐# N" J& t( g5 l- j7 F% N) i1 C p
我们：闹到美国去了 |
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