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9 ?0 @# `; K5 w+ w$ R% w话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。" p7 f- o4 ]4 _0 Y9 X6 P |# s
Chairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?& V) |% H2 L. t* G
People: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!+ z5 f& w1 Q' g$ O
Chairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?3 A) G" q9 c) `1 j; y) m5 ~* s8 z
People: They’re all doing business overseas now!( }) f3 I7 z' `4 y O
Chairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?, }* l5 [# g+ w! A X
People: Tangshan alone producers more than America!
6 H4 Y! ^4 }) d5 _8 DChairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
# F* o$ _ ]: }- c( ^; f9 Y+ CPeople: They dissolved it themselves!5 Y; A" f0 d' ?
Chairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?5 R7 s4 C3 Q$ e$ N4 k4 w( B
People: We’re the imperialism now?4 W8 X# K r$ V! b$ ?- ~
Chairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution? D# E0 @+ |0 l3 o
people: It’s in America now!
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: ~4 q" C+ A' A/ P* k; c# e来个对照
J' L$ C( s. z毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗3 G+ A! j. @( u) j9 J) t- e9 Y
我们：都吃多了，减肥呢* g- o4 ^% l. y! Y/ k0 t' |
毛：资本家还存在吗
/ p c* D* g( b( C4 M我们：生意都做到外国去了( h. C( H0 \( T" m* v1 m4 K
毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗. w k% x1 n* E; U$ s5 H, X& V
我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了
* W- C% `% y* S$ T& m2 o% `毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗1 V" C2 B4 D7 y, U/ K- |
我们：他们自己解体了
$ F5 Y3 v/ T( M K% |7 a5 J) {毛：帝国主义打倒了吗
3 t- P/ J; |+ _我们：我们自己就是了
3 z Z. a' U i) n" Z毛：那我的文革呐, |+ m2 S" U7 r. T, ]
我们：闹到美国去了 |
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