毛主席问答英文版，

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7 n, f6 \$ R  _  N# M话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。
: B+ a" e6 h2 t; a7 O) a- n- HChairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
, B' v  @% b7 G& ^People: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
Chairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
People: They’re all doing business overseas now!
- F$ u' @7 o' M2 L# S' \1 q+ WChairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?
8 M! M3 @9 y* ~, g7 HPeople: Tangshan alone producers more than America!
9 ~: C- {7 Y' b& x6 z5 Q' pChairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
People: They dissolved it themselves!
+ C. X2 n& \+ S+ J! q$ Y& K4 kChairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
People: We’re the imperialism now?
Chairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
5 u$ l4 l4 U* \& u8 E- upeople: It’s in America now!

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来个对照
- |( w+ M( l4 ^毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗
我们：都吃多了，减肥呢
8 R9 b" c, y0 Y. u$ `: m毛：资本家还存在吗
我们：生意都做到外国去了
% n/ m$ c7 }4 S- ?1 R2 J) M毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗
: \4 M! t) D# K. C+ A我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了
* N9 g* @7 V* m/ N9 c' a' S5 M毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗
我们：他们自己解体了
毛：帝国主义打倒了吗
我们：我们自己就是了
毛：那我的文革呐
我们：闹到美国去了