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话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。
7 l# K5 C0 _$ `. C8 B {* |3 O. ZChairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
/ D- i1 O; `6 ^- @5 L8 oPeople: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!' u+ h4 I, ]3 Y2 D- P V
Chairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
: m5 s. v) q! ~) ?( V6 y3 jPeople: They’re all doing business overseas now!
+ f0 K2 E- ?- Z' |6 Y( h$ T& D1 W8 xChairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?% C8 ?! X$ s. L: v+ r# {
People: Tangshan alone producers more than America!) Q0 T4 q A' a8 o! j) |/ }
Chairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!& t6 T1 R) @# ^5 x5 T
People: They dissolved it themselves!
6 {: C7 Y: i$ U# }' {8 N. K n7 vChairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
% D1 W( k W% i5 O6 _People: We’re the imperialism now?5 O/ T" h- K2 L( G9 ~" q; E$ w
Chairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?: f" S" |8 S( |1 j1 f$ ~, s5 @9 Q
people: It’s in America now!
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来个对照
* Y. d- f) n8 h: b, X5 ]2 l毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗
5 b5 Z. j) _4 K2 ?. e4 |7 q* K我们：都吃多了，减肥呢
5 i$ \0 I2 `$ w0 J. H毛：资本家还存在吗
( f6 B/ h% _# r6 M我们：生意都做到外国去了
4 Q. c- V8 O B$ y# v毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗# L: h5 x5 B( x& F H
我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了) H7 y# c( R, C/ m5 ^
毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗
$ A9 x$ z) j% A+ i1 f, J0 Y我们：他们自己解体了, Y# m% K7 S4 n D8 g
毛：帝国主义打倒了吗
- t$ K, i+ q. _7 w5 e ~我们：我们自己就是了
$ Z2 k5 o) Y d' D2 d5 ~) [& P毛：那我的文革呐$ a% ~# p, c3 J% m8 I# G" f; N
我们：闹到美国去了 |
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