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发表于 2004-10-29 04:26 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa. & \- z1 }0 g5 }' c" n0 p

4 G1 e" s/ |; {6 l/ K7 r3 a   钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. ' z2 t( t. ~2 C; F6 @
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   One should love animals. They are so tasty. 7 R( V5 ~# _+ n/ A: c# E7 W
   每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. & |) s) M; n# _4 w( q/ K, w$ o
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   Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught. ! r$ Z) U& Z1 b8 H% ?
   要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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   Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. " @# P" v/ e/ j; \) q8 [. _; G4 C
   每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。 , x7 J- K& O' c
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   Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. ' h7 N7 C. {, z) z1 {) U* j* a3 _# J
   再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. 8 e# ~8 |) O# y# A7 }$ M1 @" h
  
. e7 i  A8 v; H& C: m6 P; z   The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
9 I0 t! C6 l$ l3 f/ H4 \; ]   聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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& Z1 l2 @- F+ h   Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
0 Y7 i4 h4 [. X   成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
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  F+ W4 \: o* S1 y. Y   Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. % T9 T7 V$ u7 Q. g0 d1 |. i
   不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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5 I% v. c/ _) U: z3 t   Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. ) [* {) ^; T5 o* m6 _; Y4 o  P
   爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. / B7 a' i2 e6 ?8 Y/ {& c
  
/ q! d5 E1 P0 o7 M! W: Z" l( V- X   Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
8 z& B; w+ M0 a8 T0 [   后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. 8 z+ o3 n9 @1 {" {* N/ {
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   "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
& ?8 o$ P# u6 u4 {3 @) e5 E   "现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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   There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 7 g$ b) I3 k; P/ J
   应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来. ' E& ?# |/ v) c7 n
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   "Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
) ?! ]4 s! ~% D' J   努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明. 0 s2 a; t8 t) h$ q6 T7 J
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   "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
0 t3 x5 B0 _' k- d   工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作. ) `( S' c  I' \  w$ p8 C6 l6 l

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   God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. $ V* O' T+ a' L5 h) i
   神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。 * U3 G; b' ]5 S2 Y
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   When two‘s company, three‘s the result! : E- |0 `9 S. A! K- x9 t
   两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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3 W' c) \7 B3 y, P, Q: ~   A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. 1 a$ B3 R$ P$ W& `$ H0 x# d
   服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看. ) X1 Y, z/ k+ \1 [) `
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   The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
5 B: O1 F* m/ ?$ p+ ^- n' N   学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?!
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发表于 2004-10-29 04:34 | 显示全部楼层
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