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发表于 2004-10-29 04:26 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa. 0 M: i3 K, B+ P

" O( f5 {  O: F( t& ^! n  \   钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. - l+ i. Y4 Z* N8 [
  
+ q; d3 Q  b0 F& G" L$ G   One should love animals. They are so tasty. $ u. Y. K* B5 b$ i
   每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. ( ?, M* W6 d0 h, W9 m4 B
  
* A# [! W3 l7 z) U7 V0 m; Z   Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
# o4 ?) L1 I  q# o, f' `1 s   要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. . P- W, o- y2 H5 i# {
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   Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. * R) R0 d& E( w) r  [
   每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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4 J  M' [- I! y4 p   Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
9 `8 a; e- [3 x: ?  }   再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. ( J6 h4 C' A5 m2 X7 A. h- ~8 ?/ L
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   The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
; X1 ~5 J4 c: n8 _2 M* _   聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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   Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.   C, U4 U$ t7 q2 v" E% v) E' n
   成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系). + E1 s4 y& J3 O8 E2 c8 `
  
' ~2 {8 _9 D* _; L3 s. k; z) K   Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. ( H: u$ N0 }8 a: B" u+ N2 P5 Y
   不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. 7 U, f4 C7 b0 W: E# W$ m
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   Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. ; o4 s' q7 V! h: d
   爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. 5 {/ y5 a; ?% L# _2 H
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   Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
5 f# k! I: y/ T   后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. ; `. p# B+ S+ ]
  
" `3 g1 Z5 B  A9 R/ L6 `   "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
' w9 I/ s# |( s   "现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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4 A. Y% Y$ D) F2 p7 q   There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 1 f2 \5 x/ z0 K3 _9 ^+ G
   应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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. j" G& F& Z( a+ j/ `   "Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? " - m9 n1 v( I* m, {9 {, f
   努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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   "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! " 1 ]# ^* q5 t# w- T: ?
   工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作. : p8 x1 \1 _0 ?- x: ^
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   God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
+ C$ Z! F! d8 G   神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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   When two‘s company, three‘s the result! ! l9 t- H; ~/ {/ M* R
   两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! 1 u* J% P5 D; S) X& o
  
) u" u8 R+ I3 u3 A- V   A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
( i! b, m; }# ?7 `# m1 u   服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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/ K/ A! [' h& ~   The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. ) c6 E, L" ~6 i& V
   学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?!
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发表于 2004-10-29 04:34 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2004-10-29 21:17 | 显示全部楼层

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发表于 2004-10-30 13:20 | 显示全部楼层

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