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发表于 2004-10-29 04:26 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
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   钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. 7 o( B6 }; J& ^0 s5 n. U
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   One should love animals. They are so tasty.
% P  i. h. t0 K) h   每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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& D- M: J) r& E( [( l7 b   Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.   ^; H9 f/ `3 n" ?* T3 g! ]
   要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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9 h1 X/ h" W5 t2 z, @9 L0 F   Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
& h1 [, y/ X& Z" {5 W9 E, ]   每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。 + L5 \6 @$ O" g, W
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   Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. % Q' d/ |( \5 ~' p' y
   再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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   The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. * @$ `7 L; a# d& F
   聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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: b2 q# l: J7 R8 W; X   Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. ) h! k3 h/ t/ N  \1 g
   成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
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   Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
2 o; f; T: N) o5 l   不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. / ^  x1 O! A' M% `
  
  _$ I! e4 W7 G2 I5 t5 H7 n- |1 y   Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 4 T4 Q/ P: W8 V
   爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. " r% K) F- H1 |2 z! ]& C
  
. X1 r& q1 e) a7 ]   Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
  g7 m/ j' L' S6 \* o) A+ t   后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. . p% {: m! u0 T2 R
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   "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
+ a1 G* N; u9 I0 {! Z   "现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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   There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
  U7 I" K( a* ]  n   应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来. 3 r4 m+ b5 C5 Q* t! q, b
  
5 J# w7 l; y3 c8 y3 ^* }9 o. ~7 Q) _   "Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "   p5 G1 i1 r( m- c/ y9 }/ d! b! u
   努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明. / ]$ W6 G( @8 C1 R3 ^/ n
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   "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! " 9 Z5 w: a  y6 N1 f" R+ J0 V
   工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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( H0 V4 q# F6 O9 @- P' R   God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. * R' A$ e  M/ O; y
   神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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$ w' s4 t$ Z* v7 Q. H   When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
, y+ t. f7 Z. A- S$ O  @5 Z8 l   两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! * Z9 m  ~6 F& L8 `4 W, r& Q
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   A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
  A. q) l* R/ E; f: P" O   服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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   The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
/ q. S2 q5 }6 R1 ~$ a6 a3 F   学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?!
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发表于 2004-10-29 04:34 | 显示全部楼层
Up!!!
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发表于 2004-10-29 21:17 | 显示全部楼层

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发表于 2004-10-30 13:20 | 显示全部楼层

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