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1、What is in seasons,seconds centuries and minutes but not in decades,years or days?
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$ d u/ E; F( \/ Q2 G2, What is the eleven letter word that all Yale graduates spell incorrectly?, c" n# y8 J5 H2 R) s, w- W. |
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6 b$ v# W" a. w& t3,What a room has no walls,no windows,and no floors?0 n! B% E k u1 q* j" u2 o1 V/ _
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4,How many bricks it take to complete a building made of brick?! j% T3 y- Z9 h9 q. p1 w, M) ^/ d4 E
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3 p4 I$ b8 Q2 O, [" N2 y& w5,Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?7 w" ]8 `. e/ v u+ v! a2 K; i9 h
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6,A woman with no driver's license goes the wrong way on a oneway street and turns left at corner with a no left turn sign.A policeman sees her but does nothing.why?
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/ r; [- O" d* ^7,A plane is flying from Canada to American and it crashes on the border.What side will the suevivors be buried on?" x7 B g) [2 y
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# Q- e7 I0 V Y, H+ u9 w8, Which is correct:2 X; L: c7 n; ~$ Z, W4 B x
A; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2000.
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