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1、What is in seasons,seconds centuries and minutes but not in decades,years or days?
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; `' Z8 \4 V8 |+ I" p# z2, What is the eleven letter word that all Yale graduates spell incorrectly?
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0 ~% B3 f0 s2 p# B F; i2 I3,What a room has no walls,no windows,and no floors?
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4,How many bricks it take to complete a building made of brick?! a) @/ Q& d: W0 E
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. J6 x' w) W5 e$ q; p5,Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?8 e8 ]" ~4 K. b6 Q; z6 R+ o0 ]- M/ K* {
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6,A woman with no driver's license goes the wrong way on a oneway street and turns left at corner with a no left turn sign.A policeman sees her but does nothing.why?
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( U8 `/ l/ D& w. o7,A plane is flying from Canada to American and it crashes on the border.What side will the suevivors be buried on?' B: ]" s$ |, B7 O; E
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- B+ D; P4 V& i! I& N0 _3 O J5 ]8 a8, Which is correct:) d0 j: b' g; y/ Q6 @" t, v8 ^' R
A; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2000.
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