新鲜出炉双语警句，很有理哦(ZT)

丁香花

）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
' E4 S7 e4 ?( n: X" X$ @　　要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
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2 ~- P. s5 ~8 x  g6 t; O2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
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　　要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.

3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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　　每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
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1 }: k, s+ Z0 c5 x4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

　　再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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1 I8 N& |  R$ U) Z  v5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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/ Y! G) F9 S# I. k  J　　聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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　　成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.
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7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

' e6 {1 j' q8 r+ ^1 m' X　　不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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$ v' v; K# D9 _9 V1 [' _* R  k8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.

9 y7 q6 g2 f: l/ S/ k, b- }　　钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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  ^& p% T' m9 k4 R9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.

% `; s0 s0 a1 G2 j# l　　每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.

connie

hohoho, so funny:D

水果茶

怎觉得翻译的怪怪的哪?