新鲜出炉双语警句，很有理哦(ZT)

丁香花

）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
　　要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
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2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.

　　要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.

6 q. ]* [" H9 S" C: P3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

　　每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.

4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

7 X! e6 f! o, m+ f5 s/ H/ ]# \" K　　再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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7 E; r4 {. M3 O4 C$ Z( t5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.

　　聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.

6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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　　成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.

) I$ D, |% k4 ?7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

6 Z0 v  z5 x  ^# }+ S# K& s　　不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.

. c4 f2 R, c5 F% F3 B& U; k0 Z　　钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.

　　每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.

connie

hohoho, so funny:D

水果茶

怎觉得翻译的怪怪的哪?