新鲜出炉双语警句，很有理哦(ZT)

丁香花

）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
/ G* M7 K" a/ @3 o7 y　　要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
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2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.

3 U2 P# E* L0 k　　要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

# ~+ x9 t* C; u- @) Y　　每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.

: u5 y0 d" P" d2 o  }4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

& S  q9 \' T2 f9 t# R　　再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.

5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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　　聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.

" I" d: S- a" M# l7 D( o; d  s6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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　　成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.
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. M7 e! A. Y& f! {* M8 ^# d& b7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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　　不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.

8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
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! t! M; F$ Y0 c& m3 P1 G; `　　钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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9 h" b1 Y# f% W2 t　　每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.

connie

hohoho, so funny:D

水果茶

怎觉得翻译的怪怪的哪?