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）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
( B# t( N7 U' C) t6 N 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡. 8 W; ~, ^0 Z& n/ N' q- d9 o5 e
. D$ n5 V2 O: D }2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. 6 x* p( v9 Y, y$ I. O
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. ; L% O9 q* n9 ?+ r3 Q
+ M4 {# m: |* J0 d, H% D3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 9 M% b' t+ b+ e# j) x7 J4 H
3 O9 s: Z' D+ m; x 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个. ! S" |7 L. Q" r8 G& v/ Z6 i; O" a
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4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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; `6 F* b. l) P v5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. 8 t5 i7 z$ K m4 h- ^% E( q) T
; L) }% w/ v- b) F; u6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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5 M5 t/ M/ h/ ] 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系. % L. }4 i. o' g: W5 P, Z5 Z0 L1 U2 h
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7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 6 J. @+ ~& `" G- |8 R
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. 2 ~) S; q: ~( G
0 U% {( I: r9 f" K% i; d( O2 U9 A$ a4 q8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. , z! C) Y$ G' v m7 V/ Y
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. ; U8 x! B5 t+ E! R; l
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9）One should love animals. They are so tasty. 8 H, I2 l" w% w# A! h: e. a$ r
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. |
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