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）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
0 [- S+ t& z3 _: j 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
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7 Y9 i& _' R; W5 b1 e4 D2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. ' d. g, L( A+ \/ ^$ R2 u) a8 V
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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7 X8 }$ h& J3 r9 X3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. / _2 `* X% ^* X3 Y
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个. ' n: n. y- z- u- W5 g/ D* O
% K. r3 \' x: A+ ?0 a6 S4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 8 Q5 W9 {' I6 g
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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" s9 @+ B% x: ~- y( c" e1 Q5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. ' |. Q! x. E; U/ u) v' q
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. ; V6 a* i0 `% a
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6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. ; E; r6 n+ n' J) X7 a3 h$ a% c! I
- |$ B( l+ [4 H0 y; b+ I& V 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.
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7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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+ K1 l/ R: w$ @( r5 I! c, D9 D 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. 6 r4 x6 a. i3 r; g2 }% u0 J% R! h
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8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. 0 L" ]( B& T- w& w6 m/ @% `$ E
. x- u; _% z+ [4 I" F( H9）One should love animals. They are so tasty. ' V8 A* x# i$ s! ]
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. |
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