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）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
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2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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* c' Q% C( T0 F: ?0 v3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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4 J ?3 Q' D7 M7 x& u 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个. 1 O( K$ o# [0 N2 R2 X
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4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 6 v: s) v0 @+ W& O2 K; T% F
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. * ^& e2 ~ a1 f) j7 S% M: @. k) @
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6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. & ^6 r, V' K# |/ C
* E5 J ~; g Z3 [0 ~ 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系. 3 {, q R4 @& c% G4 ^
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7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. " E! T7 {! N' \7 l; N4 l* U" w( H
) j4 w" G6 Q& F! `/ _% w2 l, q 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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% z, P/ N3 j) A4 i, R8 R3 D8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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: f- q3 j& R7 f1 ^, U# J9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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( x& F9 H/ F9 O; O5 | 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. |
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