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）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
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2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
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- A. ?7 K( O) s3 Y2 M2 H 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. 2 m! `' N: h, s$ o
* F/ q* P$ W7 ] L! y3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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7 R9 J+ ^ Z) u; |! [ 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
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( u, S" j8 w2 @0 _0 c+ a e4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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! m2 Q d+ y5 d# F 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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3 x! }7 Z9 z$ n/ H" \1 R5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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6 K0 @- w4 d, ]& M6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. ! y2 ` h# C5 P, L- _( L# ]
% z, P' O5 `% V3 T 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系. u0 d. Q, z5 z6 }( K6 G
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7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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# m0 R) p6 G4 e! Q' s9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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' Y' ~: H2 L g. r9 W 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. |
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