新鲜出炉双语警句，很有理哦(ZT)

丁香花

）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
- o) ^4 M. N! V6 ^' M　　要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.

2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
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/ U% Z8 K" }+ E) N　　要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

　　每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.

4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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% o( `0 V1 |5 q2 K　　再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.

! c% d9 W- u, F( ]3 m$ t+ E5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.

3 ~# h4 s: Z5 E6 @　　聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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) M8 B# W1 a9 P$ t* ]9 }. b  Q6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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) W# k1 H( q% W5 o/ x& S. f　　成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.

* m, i* q- e2 i6 A7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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　　不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.

! {# U6 i* E- ^! J2 R! d$ ]# V4 }8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.

　　钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.

4 J& h- a; z) s9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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- J; Y$ S! y( T5 F2 E: T8 D. q& j　　每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.

connie

hohoho, so funny:D

水果茶

怎觉得翻译的怪怪的哪?