新鲜出炉双语警句，很有理哦(ZT)

丁香花

）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
, d% F' t% j. |7 c　　要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.

2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
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　　要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

9 T) @+ ~* v& n* l3 X　　每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.

9 [8 \) g8 E  \* V" r4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

　　再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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5 `* ?* _1 e* a9 e) i' \5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.

　　聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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　　成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.

7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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, w1 ~$ f* K3 G/ w  d, d　　不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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* M( T! I4 G0 N8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.

8 n1 k1 ?  N  \3 e　　钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.

9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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) u3 x5 O( z5 J$ I' K) F　　每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.

connie

hohoho, so funny:D

水果茶

怎觉得翻译的怪怪的哪?