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）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 8 o! b T; R7 f4 k) l/ }* u
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡. 6 Z5 s$ l. H( V4 U% p6 |- b3 {5 h
7 Z* e& Y( N- a7 k; j* j( v) u; y2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. . X* @$ g4 O, X. }* l' E# d2 l
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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8 o; X% p! K4 G3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. ' P8 g; C, @* O& D1 L" U9 F- R
3 v: U& o5 \+ O- q0 q3 V 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
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{/ z) X6 q6 O2 I4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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0 X5 F' r3 A$ P* T7 R9 Y( D 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. : U- v4 s0 K9 {- M
% p- Q0 b2 C; F* C1 \, D j# r5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. % D6 g/ k* }2 t: C. T& n/ ]; z
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. $ R2 G: s* S" X# U" Z
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6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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2 Z9 S) q& A. ?/ ] 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系. % c2 _% b" M4 @/ T' r5 [
" p+ ]8 {$ _7 p0 a- W7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. % ^- `+ F, B( ?+ C+ b
. M8 {; D* A3 ~- K5 Y: Y 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. . i! ~, l1 ?0 y' x F' ^
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8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
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( f @3 s( [9 x* V0 p# Z0 | 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. & p5 l3 {" w% P7 ?4 h) z0 L
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9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. |
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