Humor- SCALES (ZT-中青网)

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A lady noticed her husband standing on the bathroom scale(秤）, sucking （往回吸，收腹）in his stomach.
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# i/ B: t  w7 U$ X# ]Thinking he was trying to weigh less with this maneuver（巧计，策略）, she
commented, "I don't think that's going to help."
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2 \+ X. m& l1 F/ Z. y4 X"Sure it will." he said. "It's the only way I can see the numbers."

connie

哈哈！！