Humor- SCALES (ZT-中青网)

xry

A lady noticed her husband standing on the bathroom scale(秤）, sucking （往回吸，收腹）in his stomach.
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  U( _0 v' |$ m6 M% A; ^Thinking he was trying to weigh less with this maneuver（巧计，策略）, she
commented, "I don't think that's going to help."

/ R' c$ i4 Z* w; j"Sure it will." he said. "It's the only way I can see the numbers."

connie

哈哈！！