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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA
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1. Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges. You do the math. & S8 C$ ?9 Y% Z N% u
2. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is just 5 hours from downtown.
5 M2 K* O3 y" ^- X$ I. O3. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations. & u. E! V5 W; {+ M
4. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA
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1. Big rock between you and B.C.
- t/ z3 _5 Y T( T9 W2 r2. Ottawa who?
- Z- a4 k5 }! i" c) x. W9 B3 B3. Tax is 6% instead of approximately 20% as it is for the rest of the country.
* e; o4 d* _" o x) I4. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of.
/ G; S" T9 Z* O: [$ e5. You live in the only province that could actually afford to be its own country. 9 p7 x: g8 J- Z" f6 ~4 Q
6. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN
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1. You never run out of wheat. 4 s7 H0 u u7 x! Y, U- L
2. Your province is really easy to draw. ! ]+ X$ d, d/ t
3. You can watch the dog run away from home for hours. 3 L$ U! x% C0 U1 F
4. People will assume you live on a farm. U; g9 _ G: T- J6 B
- D( U5 m) _( Q, C8 H* K1 q: R. KTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN MANITOBA
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" _3 h$ c( w% ^) `1. You wake up one morning to find that you suddenly have a beachfront property.
* D1 ^/ o$ z" M; q0 Q- w6 x2. Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes. 6 s3 I) S$ A# b1 V) I+ R" g4 E
3. Nothing compares to a wicked Winnipeg winter.
3 r$ A% n- i& W( d4. You can be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on your mood. / j' R* }# Y( I, D( I
5. You can pass the time watching trucks and barns float by. 8 Q. h8 t8 e* d* h
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ONTARIO 4 u$ H: j% K1 Y$ f2 N0 v( \
/ `, J5 u/ q6 c1. You live in the centre of the universe. 2 B/ n' {8 z. F) R# P2 \
2. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump. : M! N2 m1 [: T/ m& n; \* a8 @
3. You and you alone decide who will win the federal election.
5 _0 @( R* _0 \$ R/ }% ]4. The only province with hard-core American-style crime. * j; Z3 s4 Z4 A& u/ k
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEBEC
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o- U# D0 H# W; |4 L+ W1. Racism is socially acceptable
9 z c: }; u i2. You can take bets with your friends on which English neighbour will move out next. % F7 y) a: M1 N* Z% E' A, d6 D
3. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada.
0 }6 W" d( d, G% M4. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo *
6 k! {# z5 n8 x) RTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK
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/ U: J& \, e0 t+ @( V1. One way or another, the government gets 98% of your income. : {7 T& q! }( X5 f9 u1 C$ m4 _
2. You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies. 5 ~( j. m/ c* g6 z
3. No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick
9 T4 B( q6 |6 }6 A4. Everybody has a grandfather who runs a lighthouse.
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! R2 f$ [+ u1 P3 _TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA
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1. Everyone can play the fiddle. The ones who can't, think they can.
B5 Z9 ^+ i( n1 K y0 P2. You can pretend to have Scottish heritage as an excuse to get drunk and wear a kilt. 3 }# w) {. k3 ]3 h# ?
3. You are the only reason Anne Murray makes money.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND " u7 J! r# R/ I# a |4 o1 R( H
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1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island, you still got the big, new bridge.
/ Z. m6 q }; } }2. You can walk across the province in half an hour.
1 l# e9 z& a6 F5 F! ~9 q3. You can drive across the province in two minutes. / W; ~9 e" U% i
4. Everyone has been an extra on "Road to Avonlea." $ Z/ w$ D$ d) ^' Z& ^9 ]
5. This is where all those tiny, red potatoes come from. s, @2 v6 l9 F
6. You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and off at night. 7 U% G% a$ z6 E% y, W: g* }6 }. b
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND
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1. If Quebec separates, you will float off to sea.
+ E: k8 e, X- w4 t2. If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse. , O L1 a. N1 G8 B# Z s$ v
3. The workday is about two hours long.
]* t" ?0 W! r! E% @4. It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders to your wedding |
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