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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA
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7 i% \4 J( Z' |7 F- K$ `1. Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges. You do the math.
/ O" X$ j6 w# B i% c. Q) W8 Q; R2. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is just 5 hours from downtown.
' ?* J' t: k" ~5 L) u# q* [# G3. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations.
% C' n: d5 B; H2 r: B: q4. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on.
; C4 w5 q3 o7 V0 |6 b) G; V5. Weed
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$ a, j& R' W0 A/ |5 H* M3 ETOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA
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1. Big rock between you and B.C. ( o7 J" ~. l1 D! Z; ]& ~
2. Ottawa who?
% U0 y; t; i+ L; W6 [+ p3. Tax is 6% instead of approximately 20% as it is for the rest of the country. ) L( R8 V M2 j8 i* K
4. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of.
$ [: h1 e! \3 `/ T9 W" Z5. You live in the only province that could actually afford to be its own country.
2 a, L T+ f- e) }" s9 Z6. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups.
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# m! a j2 E% H" J! E8 pTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN - U, p. ^% o7 d# @ K! v% j9 I
. Q& M. J: z* o5 ^+ `, P1. You never run out of wheat.
0 x% y: @3 d* H0 ` Z; Q2. Your province is really easy to draw. + k/ y3 Q2 [' y9 m7 q
3. You can watch the dog run away from home for hours. 0 Z. X1 w) w; F( e6 t/ b+ M
4. People will assume you live on a farm. ) {2 Z* I2 M7 v4 \7 D/ X( U! j" n
; Z' ?* t5 e; v" t$ ITOP REASONS TO LIVE IN MANITOBA ; Q, h* \" \7 h! O7 j7 J
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1. You wake up one morning to find that you suddenly have a beachfront property. " I( s! Z5 U. w6 E+ |' E
2. Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes. & Q7 W+ e7 K# [
3. Nothing compares to a wicked Winnipeg winter.
7 q( { T2 x7 O2 V+ p" U* M$ X0 M$ [4. You can be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on your mood. M9 n3 d, w7 U
5. You can pass the time watching trucks and barns float by. , ?% ^3 A' D2 C7 H* B% W0 z% W
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ONTARIO # S w% ?( p. L
% Z S+ k$ H& t# h- ~3 c7 s2 J* c9 I1. You live in the centre of the universe. : |3 n4 k* j- j! F2 {
2. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump.
' J3 K5 p4 b r! Z$ Y9 ?3. You and you alone decide who will win the federal election. ! C/ m& F2 `. k) l- r
4. The only province with hard-core American-style crime.
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8 P2 J( B2 {7 sTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEBEC - I8 U7 O# i8 Q' g
8 f5 D& m# C2 e/ [1. Racism is socially acceptable
2 l' w4 B1 X6 E7 Y- b+ u6 ~0 v2. You can take bets with your friends on which English neighbour will move out next.
6 L' I, g5 U( U3. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada. 1 b1 p$ V4 v" B4 I2 G
4. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo *' s' Z- E; b: o3 M0 B" z* O
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK
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9 f' V9 P' V; x" `2 @' j5 f1. One way or another, the government gets 98% of your income. / l: j' i, K, Y! O& d
2. You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies. - ^0 a; l% z8 C& O2 s
3. No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick
( _( W' m! C# j; _4. Everybody has a grandfather who runs a lighthouse. , w# A* B7 h. E B7 e6 M
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA 0 i/ g; Q) T) f3 z9 I: |8 e
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3 k6 X! `- O6 v7 G b6 \/ n" G* a1. Everyone can play the fiddle. The ones who can't, think they can.
# [; T# O5 w6 b2. You can pretend to have Scottish heritage as an excuse to get drunk and wear a kilt. / X6 J# S8 ]5 O* @2 Z: Z
3. You are the only reason Anne Murray makes money.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND
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1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island, you still got the big, new bridge. ' e# r& G9 z. Z. _; _1 x
2. You can walk across the province in half an hour. / A$ V0 t* z8 B/ j
3. You can drive across the province in two minutes.
$ J# J4 C9 h0 o. q4. Everyone has been an extra on "Road to Avonlea."
4 W& F! D$ D& G5. This is where all those tiny, red potatoes come from.
# {8 T- ~& h5 ^% B8 T0 a6. You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and off at night. / Q- |: k0 ]6 B( B6 A
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8 b9 ?; c, A* {6 ?( F8 @$ OTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND
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2 i" K7 ^/ b: g* o1. If Quebec separates, you will float off to sea.
2 s: ]$ H+ O- }4 X( z- l6 K: ]# K2. If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse. $ W+ H2 M' T; @; y! {# w0 e: j
3. The workday is about two hours long. 1 C2 v% }; ]5 u8 \8 t9 t
4. It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders to your wedding |
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