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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA
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1. Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges. You do the math. ! O7 y. L% w2 ^. B- ~ J
2. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is just 5 hours from downtown. 6 h* O0 l( j. x; s! G
3. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations.
2 ^, D4 x* j' @% z4. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on. Z. P9 u/ `: w3 i1 m# D
5. Weed
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3 o) C; h4 v1 a+ q, L4 XTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA
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" _% \" C4 J) g1. Big rock between you and B.C.
4 w* y# C! }# c2. Ottawa who?. v% T8 ^% D, d( V; M
3. Tax is 6% instead of approximately 20% as it is for the rest of the country. $ L2 q! F. }7 I; Z
4. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of.
4 d+ }) L! T' [$ C0 N0 f* ~5. You live in the only province that could actually afford to be its own country. ! x3 W* C ]" [" J1 ]4 e# A
6. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups. ! Z( e2 t- S% y1 v
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN & G2 K+ j9 s5 T
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1. You never run out of wheat. / n ~, n( ^9 O0 T+ T6 h' l& z
2. Your province is really easy to draw. + ?" n! l- H' o. C# x; y( J% n
3. You can watch the dog run away from home for hours. # f/ |3 G3 X7 q* J" h' Y$ [% J5 b
4. People will assume you live on a farm.
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% h/ v& h, x! }% Y4 KTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN MANITOBA / s" J5 _3 O9 w
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1. You wake up one morning to find that you suddenly have a beachfront property. 6 V% J$ B9 i* ~; Z& Z z
2. Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes.
F5 o# o1 r6 A. K/ K3 C/ E2 }3. Nothing compares to a wicked Winnipeg winter. 8 z" y; ?# z3 y; F
4. You can be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on your mood.
3 e( W) d: J3 S, X' o: C5. You can pass the time watching trucks and barns float by. ( C }, `' T7 e( G3 c' |/ f+ E
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ONTARIO
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+ ]) I' b' m( G8 `1. You live in the centre of the universe.
i. h! G% M7 x& S2 B2. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump. + J7 K$ T0 r1 n1 p9 ?$ w: X
3. You and you alone decide who will win the federal election.
& W/ g0 R1 I. P: S: L4. The only province with hard-core American-style crime. . [+ u/ ~/ a3 Q- z$ U$ s4 D
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8 L! w; S7 m" _3 cTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEBEC
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1. Racism is socially acceptable ; O8 `# ]" s# S. ?, D! ~- W
2. You can take bets with your friends on which English neighbour will move out next. : g3 I3 z Y% v5 \9 B
3. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada.
0 d9 }9 g# C9 g% E) m4. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo *7 u8 R7 O1 n O$ n- ]5 h" {( R9 S
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK
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: g5 x# S' R, {1. One way or another, the government gets 98% of your income.
# V' m6 n3 ^5 r6 x s2 m* D2. You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies. * J# V9 ~6 W7 h; b5 C
3. No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick 1 M6 ~' m0 b2 o, I+ Z- P
4. Everybody has a grandfather who runs a lighthouse.
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8 I& ]4 L& u* I) y* W) hTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA
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{. @1 I) a( k8 Y1 G1 `1. Everyone can play the fiddle. The ones who can't, think they can. & }- O6 V* F' e! z w
2. You can pretend to have Scottish heritage as an excuse to get drunk and wear a kilt. . r" \' `! Y; ? V' b" X
3. You are the only reason Anne Murray makes money.
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2 F3 x# z; G. n0 V9 `" k: k+ gTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND / y0 r% P. l. } ~
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1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island, you still got the big, new bridge.
0 k1 r; E. a9 w4 V" L t4 B" m2. You can walk across the province in half an hour.
8 B' I+ N; S7 ~: t- s3. You can drive across the province in two minutes. ' u7 ?- T! ]: w8 ?! [9 q
4. Everyone has been an extra on "Road to Avonlea."
9 w' C. Y0 W, ~* C0 L5. This is where all those tiny, red potatoes come from. 8 D* g- ^$ q$ [1 S
6. You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and off at night.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND
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# u3 U0 p: H4 \! n' J4 E4 R; e1. If Quebec separates, you will float off to sea.
+ N6 ?5 I1 Z8 Q0 q0 C: j2. If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse. . k# h6 ^9 d* O6 e( ?5 b8 _
3. The workday is about two hours long.
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