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這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人Andy Rooney對 40歲以上的女人的看法:2 H" h9 ]4 M G2 ?
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As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.: ^5 h0 V; y: q7 X8 k: S
隨著年齡增長, 我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人" p( [; w& v+ h5 b+ `7 R
: N' ]( U0 K9 T$ QHere are just a few reasons why:% @2 w; s; }. N7 z. f
為什麼呢?7 _6 y$ b+ i g# P8 N
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,/ {- ?. G4 a8 C* ^& N
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒, 然後問你:
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! D# P) S8 N3 h3 `* T8 i, t"What are you thinking?
. d( S3 H7 p2 }: u你在想什麼?
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3 r* d/ u; v3 \5 u4 TShe doesn't care what you think.
9 a% U. z) }/ {3 A8 b' k6 e$ K她才不在乎你在想什麼。
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3 N& D6 ^$ q8 `4 tIf a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game,
4 D, C, }0 l Q# L40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽' n6 |5 n% w& z+ m
" [8 H1 v- `4 C: u' l+ l/ Z9 ~she doesn't sit around whining about it.
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8 o, [7 A3 t2 `+ [She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
2 T5 B5 ?5 k0 f$ I$ W% e$ I她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情
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; e* p L6 }5 e8 l- v; i9 RWomen over 40 are dignified.
( S/ k; ?$ `$ Y+ l8 n8 Y) s40歲以上的女人穩重自持4 x6 ^! }% v6 p2 v9 |- H9 \3 l
, E) Q+ B8 J; ]) L' F8 E/ ~They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera
/ j# d) w! ]; y, u9 \1 b不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡
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or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.
/ p5 [/ Z6 d+ x8 y8 T5 `! u6 t跟你大呼小叫
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Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you
h! r% L* |* @, b o當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地2 P6 u" [% `. s3 L
5 i1 N, x8 |* c" `3 s0 lIf they think they can get away with it.
9 }3 \- ^3 a0 A( H一槍把你給斃了。/ z5 T& p8 d/ s" Z* y3 p
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Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.1 q7 v; U. B$ H% w) a/ l
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸)- ~# }$ `1 d9 z6 l# Q$ N
% a2 b6 l- t2 z, i4 m1 D! vThey know what it's like to be unappreciated.
& ? G4 u! m# c, p6 [因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味
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( n3 E* y D# j/ @9 }- }/ X9 CWomen get psychic as they age.
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4 l) Y/ c6 ~( l/ g& X# U. qYou never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40." k+ R2 G( l% Q( W- i
你永遠不需要向40 歲以上的女人懺悔
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: m, b: s3 j" Y$ K& jOnce you get past a wrinkle or two,
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a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart./ P' v9 e+ c, F3 V
40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感
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Older women are forthright and honest.
; W, t4 K6 Q3 p" x$ g熟女直接又誠實4 [. V/ P% P. R8 e* E
4 @8 r; r9 J6 v* d7 Y$ V9 BThey'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
D% \* o4 J' R2 O如果你是蠢蛋 她們會馬上叫你滾蛋
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
$ V0 ^' L) I, ?/ X6 ~2 w你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意
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Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.( d6 F8 p( ~1 l1 j( T. v* ^/ r
40歲以上的女人有很多優點
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Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
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! N* ]( p. f% Z5 AFor every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,/ E+ e- i4 d3 l9 ?+ c
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人$ B+ Q. X6 Z, {7 E/ Z
1 i8 Z9 w; ^0 k; Ithere is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants
( t# A" L: g. \) k) s1 q1 w1 w就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男
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making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.
* E" H5 [9 ^, y+ x: X厚臉皮地跟小他20歲的美眉調情1 H' x4 S" t8 W! ^ {
$ `0 F' l2 b2 E# p9 W' DLadies, I apologize.& q. `+ U* I9 K6 y
女士們，請容許我在這兒
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For all those men who say,
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( n- j7 a7 ?' K" _! ^9 z6 I6 E( z"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
9 y* c. R) e* P# |7 P0 u1 G, t那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人
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; N, \8 D) @+ x7 j" hhere's an update for you.
! ^% }# }$ X% n0 d實在是太搞不清楚狀況了) B" A) e$ b% `
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.3 K8 G1 C, a4 f% c# _
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚
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Why?# E" } x5 i0 P* [, ~8 }9 L6 w
為什麼呢 ?
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage( ?) z+ B/ K0 K' E# ^
因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! |
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发表于 2007-7-31 14:06
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发表于 2007-7-31 22:35
问题是有的香肠根本不值得你买回整只猪.
