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這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人Andy Rooney對 40歲以上的女人的看法:
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* x2 |4 l6 g0 m; \; hAs I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
% w5 k& B) w# B$ Z4 {5 E隨著年齡增長, 我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人
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Here are just a few reasons why:. P% y3 L/ D# Y9 X* }7 u
為什麼呢?( S1 f* R; o2 G9 [% x; y" m6 C6 q
" u3 d$ H" G( S6 B4 R( HA woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,
" I T& Q/ K+ J, m V40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒, 然後問你:
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"What are you thinking?) J) q3 C3 x3 D* I8 U* a! B
你在想什麼?
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She doesn't care what you think.5 g3 M1 H0 E) u" _
她才不在乎你在想什麼。
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. ~' g3 [; s2 C# ~; LIf a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game,
3 M* x) V9 y; e' K40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽
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she doesn't sit around whining about it.
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She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.; @9 U) Z% O$ I
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情! \8 l4 ^4 m' { p
4 F3 i" c- I7 [0 ?% t, W* ]+ c& eWomen over 40 are dignified.. u2 F7 ?4 h. R7 Q. g, M/ u6 c$ w
40歲以上的女人穩重自持
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. Z3 S- I$ S$ t8 s( r' r, g$ nThey seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera
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or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.
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Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you- e: p; |+ {# T5 w: ^
當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地
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5 S; l' l% g2 s( T' m2 h+ a* jIf they think they can get away with it.& k: a* `- |+ ?. l) | B/ Y' y5 a
一槍把你給斃了。7 N9 G9 t( P2 V4 I) u" i; ~
! V2 D/ v6 j" J; @Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.: m) o* H8 G& [* y0 n# o, P
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸)' s2 f: X' W3 `9 ?+ _% {
* A z5 w$ h$ c. p p$ GThey know what it's like to be unappreciated.
4 {$ _% \+ c1 y) L因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味, O/ s1 p" U7 r7 T8 x
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Women get psychic as they age.( l+ W! y" k1 e* j; |* c4 j( f
女人越老越通靈, ~5 {- x- a: G+ {0 n4 h+ m
0 d1 B) j! \( B+ o7 e% ^4 iYou never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.2 _4 m4 x. I4 _$ N" R( S. a& [
你永遠不需要向40 歲以上的女人懺悔" M. {8 x6 w/ f! U! k7 I
) [, P9 w' v7 d1 W2 [Once you get past a wrinkle or two,, U2 V9 J$ L0 p. C& S* E! `
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見
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a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.$ M2 X$ c: d+ E" t3 w8 a
40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感+ K' c& `5 b5 [6 P f- ~7 m
. H9 n" C6 Q3 |* m U% @1 AOlder women are forthright and honest.3 g" ]7 m; H) G+ G( y6 J& e6 A* b
熟女直接又誠實7 O3 e, ~: ?' }) A! R, c3 O
* K1 Y) _7 C# U. j! n( ~" eThey'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.1 g/ Y/ N; Q0 f* ^, [
如果你是蠢蛋 她們會馬上叫你滾蛋+ ?, j) L- w! L5 o; g' S, G
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.# f; A( [( {8 G7 V7 p' I
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意% d ?4 C, C) f0 b# S! D/ U
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Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
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Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
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1 u& J, M4 u5 j0 EFor every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,
# H5 }' u; W! u5 j% X相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人1 X* l* Y- C5 M0 h6 i v6 z
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there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants
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2 t& i, f; p! k/ g Y. s Emaking a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.
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Ladies, I apologize.
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For all those men who say,0 E% o) O. }; a3 ~
幫妳們說句公道話:
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3 Y( h7 Q5 k4 b% [1 O"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?- o" X! g% b( c
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人- n: T2 F/ d' U# S) V8 V! u' g
( H" r6 ~. A8 ^( Z! u" Ghere's an update for you.
, [) e" ~4 a. |2 \( T7 Q實在是太搞不清楚狀況了9 e8 U' U) S5 M# B7 ^7 W
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
& P2 b @8 a+ N今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚
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& o; }8 X# e# ]& D+ uWhy?* _+ l9 q* h- p$ V2 j6 D! E
為什麼呢 ?8 t) S8 c4 z, s' ^5 O4 t8 h' `& n
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage% E# S7 J. |9 W
因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! |
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发表于 2007-7-31 14:06
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发表于 2007-7-31 22:35
问题是有的香肠根本不值得你买回整只猪.
