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這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人Andy Rooney對 40歲以上的女人的看法:
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: R7 O; n1 f! {As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.7 G H/ ?* T9 Z
隨著年齡增長, 我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人0 ~! j+ G" R6 E3 L, k: A" R
' d" T' U9 X2 q$ l# bHere are just a few reasons why:# ]' x7 q" P1 t- z5 {# a
為什麼呢?
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: M/ }5 i& ~7 M% {A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,
8 Z9 p4 [ m2 v( m$ u4 h* E9 Q40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒, 然後問你:
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"What are you thinking?
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8 d4 A0 d6 [2 i5 h* tShe doesn't care what you think.- x' O( y$ T% B
她才不在乎你在想什麼。' G( V- ]2 S) Q6 L( `
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game,
3 `3 w& n, k# P- x8 ~8 d40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽! R0 Y- |' |4 `. _' K: `
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she doesn't sit around whining about it., W8 B/ Z+ ^; S
她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西2 q/ f2 C( r! T0 B, k% [- [0 P
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She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.) S7 h9 I+ \2 k
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情
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0 m6 ^% i$ |- i( p4 Z% ]) CWomen over 40 are dignified.1 i" P) c5 M- k# F
40歲以上的女人穩重自持
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; t5 E' `4 A+ d7 ZThey seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera
$ ?: |( o- E O X x( u* F& \, H V不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡
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or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.' C: R' `1 a: W
跟你大呼小叫 Y6 k. l; n' v* n. B4 S
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Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you
+ D9 { `9 q6 `當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地" v# g1 m& z$ o) h. |: l/ b
' S0 n8 A: A2 C; g9 RIf they think they can get away with it.9 T' O5 r _3 t, F, d8 w
一槍把你給斃了。
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Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.! X3 l' {9 r) @* J/ w# N
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸) F8 \, r, {! N/ i; P
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
+ o( Q5 n$ C' N# r; h/ `1 f w) t因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味
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" U/ j6 O' p' s1 U R7 hWomen get psychic as they age.
: t" T# v* l1 n. P女人越老越通靈* |) `% i8 @9 T: w
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.0 s; |+ \% w l. Z" i, |
你永遠不需要向40 歲以上的女人懺悔; }5 z% a% Z- \# ]
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Once you get past a wrinkle or two,% `$ K" J; f H' y& e
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見+ I, C( }4 f: k7 d
+ {2 f( j: w' M9 i! Va woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.! `3 A! V3 z6 P/ P# w' \3 u2 V! Y
40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感
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Older women are forthright and honest.9 V5 _: t$ t$ f6 Z1 c" u$ Q
熟女直接又誠實
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They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
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% Q7 E Y; n8 `7 NYou don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
) }. d3 w' _( c5 a你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意
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Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
$ M$ \& y3 i# G. P+ y40歲以上的女人有很多優點
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+ _. C. G+ J7 nUnfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
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0 [) M0 R* O: l5 J# XFor every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,* u2 U0 I* e8 X7 u
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人% D) y. I, R: ?7 b3 t
( z. f0 u( c" T- tthere is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants+ N. N$ ]& e+ R5 g! E# F8 |& e
就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男
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making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.5 I3 b h$ Q/ u& s- A7 C1 N6 P Z
厚臉皮地跟小他20歲的美眉調情
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Ladies, I apologize.
& Q3 G6 b$ s3 B& s8 ]% V女士們，請容許我在這兒; r8 `; L$ {: i% _7 d1 J
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For all those men who say,
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
( D3 e: q6 c& ]; N# _. X那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人. [' v2 J6 s" m
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here's an update for you. X% B3 @' F0 @1 l
實在是太搞不清楚狀況了
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.+ x# D5 f3 I* |* V0 g/ b
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚
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; u2 Q3 p, b+ X V3 \6 |& D$ h; GWhy?
1 l, w h3 A, u7 \; {' @& y3 u0 P為什麼呢 ?
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0 U) k/ z% Z- x8 b9 m8 R% [7 NBecause women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage
+ m" n! Z# `/ L因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! |
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发表于 2007-7-31 14:06
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发表于 2007-7-31 22:35
问题是有的香肠根本不值得你买回整只猪.
