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這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人Andy Rooney對 40歲以上的女人的看法:
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9 l- x# D. w4 x! d2 L. k K6 YAs I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
" ~8 F: W, D" `; @. o# }. R隨著年齡增長, 我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人2 p3 A L! O, L' R
6 p* K* y7 g" {4 I8 `+ |# f1 H% wHere are just a few reasons why:
8 W' j5 y4 _2 P" K% |- ?為什麼呢?
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% g* ~3 `0 r1 E5 x! ?+ M: `A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,
! O" \* U. k! {5 Z- R1 C40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒, 然後問你:
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"What are you thinking?3 ~" f) Z& @* q; `* |- g$ y! i
你在想什麼? r) _7 X; q0 t0 F' D, [
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She doesn't care what you think." L5 t5 J$ \# D( g* ]3 Z
她才不在乎你在想什麼。
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4 D: V0 F! {/ ?5 d& dIf a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game,
, X0 j& b) q+ ~3 G8 K% z. h; Y40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽
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: f" r0 T" t. ?7 A# P) Rshe doesn't sit around whining about it.
: ^ u2 g( \: Q. D* s, Q- H她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西1 `7 }; b" r4 _+ @- O: H
# v2 w% T$ v3 ~! k! wShe does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
5 s$ U" R' B3 ^- v她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情
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" N9 D9 V6 }& x% S. u2 C- o* m! z5 eWomen over 40 are dignified.2 A1 B$ L3 j1 E3 f- Q
40歲以上的女人穩重自持
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) G& e2 B# K' L6 M4 e7 k J) t1 hThey seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera/ R! v. j- Z# }- K) m
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡
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or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.
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Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you# w3 F8 E F( a0 C; f" h% Y
當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地
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If they think they can get away with it.
! z* }" s6 F+ H一槍把你給斃了。
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Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
3 ~7 C. t A0 o% ~" r" j& Q1 ^熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸)# K9 D1 Z6 b/ Z3 q8 b6 S) A, O9 q/ r
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated.$ j- W( c. X3 f
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味& f/ k$ {; x( X' g4 `
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Women get psychic as they age.
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! T3 C+ S$ q2 vYou never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.$ B3 H2 k5 ~! F4 g! Y3 E- B% M
你永遠不需要向40 歲以上的女人懺悔
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Once you get past a wrinkle or two,
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a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.- N4 p" L! _/ J% }7 d0 k7 g: G/ H
40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感
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Older women are forthright and honest.' S1 ^% S8 z x" {3 Y
熟女直接又誠實
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) _! ]* W3 c$ h- s0 gThey'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.& i0 E0 A" R$ D, A
如果你是蠢蛋 她們會馬上叫你滾蛋# w' W$ R9 h: y3 F, I
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.+ Q/ y" r8 q+ a0 r3 o" W
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意 S( d1 @. v& N6 V7 G- b
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Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.4 q& Y7 G3 q# z5 Z# y; O$ v
40歲以上的女人有很多優點
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Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.& L) {' S" }+ _# d: x7 ]
40歲以上的男人呢?* U. e, F6 K6 l5 i9 w
6 U: z2 i Y' g9 o g, LFor every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40," P3 u) Q! Z6 b/ Q0 D
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人
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7 {3 W$ m: o0 W8 d9 s) t3 ~就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男
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, x1 A) ]* V0 i6 y) ]0 omaking a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.# g' s/ y+ b! K/ Z6 ^
厚臉皮地跟小他20歲的美眉調情
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Ladies, I apologize.; e- O0 }/ ]2 r* V
女士們，請容許我在這兒
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For all those men who say,: i# a2 H/ X$ e! Z8 n
幫妳們說句公道話:
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# Y9 E2 R$ }3 S# p, V# w& b6 S) a"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
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here's an update for you." x9 O% M5 p1 R0 n" Z
實在是太搞不清楚狀況了; z+ `5 J2 j! B w2 |
8 G' \1 u o+ u" ]Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
( Y+ l. l4 u! ?$ L今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚
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0 F0 y& I8 E: O& @( oWhy?
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" M6 F. `* \. |, v$ e# pBecause women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage& B5 ?# G0 a- E9 z3 U4 H4 F; R. [
因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! |
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发表于 2007-7-31 14:06
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发表于 2007-7-31 22:35
问题是有的香肠根本不值得你买回整只猪.
