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這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人Andy Rooney對 40歲以上的女人的看法:- ~* g% a( p$ [2 @
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As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all." `" l6 ?- w3 S4 J: o) p
隨著年齡增長, 我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人
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Here are just a few reasons why:) }* J I( m) y2 Q
為什麼呢?+ }% ^ D6 }; H% `6 R8 {
- p) [$ f: s- NA woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,
1 g: h" [1 g. A0 t40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒, 然後問你:: M3 h/ s8 U. f# a" N
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"What are you thinking?5 o n; v" f" E( \' x0 @' C6 q
你在想什麼?+ F. R" ?: M6 \. \4 Q, h& B9 D
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She doesn't care what you think.+ {1 V7 |) T$ E) b2 y
她才不在乎你在想什麼。/ K" F, J' f, w$ X l
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game,
( t- O X" L( v, B% I: v, i40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽
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! O/ l4 _/ o. |she doesn't sit around whining about it.: B. D) A7 o2 Y: u
她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西
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She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.3 C1 ~' t- D2 X; {3 T5 Y( Z% R6 C
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情
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40歲以上的女人穩重自持
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5 Q1 {; T/ X) w; x iThey seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera
! l3 {! N0 c/ t. A不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡9 d" s1 V2 K( }. d
. z; r4 y3 W3 @+ s# ?or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.
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9 b7 B% Y j9 q) N. D- G7 iOf course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you
) C4 E% h. D, `# N. W當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地; i. _" B( g. l$ {8 j5 M! r
|& X/ e9 N( LIf they think they can get away with it.
+ G3 v2 [4 ^3 K# K, I; {一槍把你給斃了。+ o( ~0 S& ~! r: D& l |
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Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
# r! q4 K6 r: d% n$ V8 \, A4 E因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味, n: q% t0 W3 \; N2 S/ K9 O
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女人越老越通靈
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" q) `1 b6 M' l5 n7 z8 E JYou never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.8 C& J" d9 @5 v9 Z8 ^1 I
你永遠不需要向40 歲以上的女人懺悔
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Once you get past a wrinkle or two," L& ^' v8 _9 b9 a: U
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見0 m; w1 e6 k* Z5 P
/ e# A8 N5 k' y6 k7 [) v# B7 Na woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.3 ?; L) M) I$ _0 B6 d1 {
40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感5 e! o! u. [2 X6 v+ \& H" t4 w
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Older women are forthright and honest.
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- j! d6 O8 ~1 j5 y% b8 ZThey'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.% i/ b; {7 A3 s* Y: o* ^/ ?, b* y
如果你是蠢蛋 她們會馬上叫你滾蛋
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.6 _* D/ O' _9 y- i! y" m6 ~
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意+ o6 }) |( q. X/ f P+ n5 i
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Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
6 {+ p) t- F4 a7 r40歲以上的女人有很多優點
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Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,
' Z; |# p- ^/ \- P6 `7 v$ q相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人/ U2 t! ~" y$ D z
/ M4 r+ E6 b, u) m" uthere is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants; i( F) \ A$ X' G6 ?
就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男! l( h6 p' d$ U% _ l% q
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厚臉皮地跟小他20歲的美眉調情! B. r( l# A7 o& O- O0 Z# d* i6 p
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Ladies, I apologize.2 ?( n- P6 q% X8 b7 m
女士們，請容許我在這兒/ L' e- w. h4 _# B
I; S% B3 c! e3 x5 a0 SFor all those men who say,' Y3 E0 {" t: ?
幫妳們說句公道話:' N. ~- g6 C% U
3 d1 D- N7 j' k0 z% ~6 U"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
( I) x' ~4 G9 i7 f- V那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人
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: u a# p0 l9 f: Xhere's an update for you.
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# J" N/ L& O/ T/ XNowadays 80% of women are against marriage.$ g0 W+ H$ I0 F: }( M5 T# K4 e U- M
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚 w9 C- X) M* |8 i0 E; P
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為什麼呢 ?
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9 q: V2 ~% A8 y! I3 IBecause women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage
% g* I2 T3 I3 e) t" e5 |" w因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! |
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发表于 2007-7-31 14:06
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发表于 2007-7-31 22:35
问题是有的香肠根本不值得你买回整只猪.
