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发表于 2004-12-5 23:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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. s5 x7 `" u- k0 t发布日期:2004-12-2 我来说两句 信息来源:沪江英语 
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$ n2 o* m& v6 u% f& u* _, B' M7 o# ^! ^Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa. 7 k$ @! t0 y2 K$ v
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. / U6 I7 `; U" {8 J9 F' }) X$ V
  
/ k8 k0 B$ p% A' d/ SOne should love animals. They are so tasty. + w8 l1 V, n! L* C2 r6 H  J
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught. 5 j, H( q) ^; j! S* B1 {
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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7 i! ?+ N# [5 S7 `Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
3 ]" S& q: s1 G( v  ~每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。 1 g* P9 b* d! E- s5 [! d3 ^
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. & o, x3 i: L# {( Z, H( z
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. $ u% e: w: b3 b$ z/ K
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
' x& [$ f- M5 z聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. 4 E2 {+ }, }6 d( t
  
+ N, j* i& h; i3 p( W- TSuccess is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
' d- W. L! W; ]9 t成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系). ; ^& I! \5 o  @
  
  Q& X1 O* @" y( G$ LNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
: c- @5 h; C" W4 @* o/ F不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. . |* p  B- p4 ?
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
' x: P9 B4 o. p" C( E7 ?爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. / `5 o: y' W6 B$ J5 d
  
8 `1 g; Q& I  n% L' ~( d" a! UChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. & I( @2 b  e$ O; w; M
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. 7 ?- N  x4 u3 ?6 X# R3 x2 V
  
" }: S6 h6 I! C"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. 3 e9 b( S5 V" S' U. p
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 0 U6 u5 K6 V" b2 h9 ^% y% l4 x
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来. 4 Z4 ]8 m' K8 P+ y
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"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
/ S, [6 t) f8 B% n2 L/ _努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明. 3 _% |. L0 t  _& \' y8 U5 K2 E! O
  
' ?: E; S' ]* h* q  E"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
( u1 N0 r( w$ Y5 M% ?+ @0 \& K工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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# v. [$ H. t% u# I  P- Y6 Z; M* MWhen two‘s company, three‘s the result! ) H; k# }0 h. u# h
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! 8 F9 }. c2 O$ Y: h  V# s
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. # P2 Y& k& V1 [+ Z7 r+ x2 p" ^
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看. 0 H9 K) @, W# j% j. y3 \
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
! E5 q" i/ L! U/ D学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?
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发表于 2004-12-6 22:09 | 显示全部楼层
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