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不可不读的绝对经典英文广告

发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
- A4 |7 e" [3 X7 t! V3 e1 ^! ?每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
　　
Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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/ c/ k9 g* U$ U$ NBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
　　
8 q1 i  \0 K; X! \% `, n) [Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
; P$ [; Z6 {1 u/ j- o再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
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0 r% P/ n/ `* G9 V4 V# I  F* \Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
5 h8 c4 x; M9 J# y" I不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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- I, o# ^& k) V( K: G! nLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
2 _4 N7 t5 a2 X  c7 y3 Q爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
　　
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
　　
"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
　　
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
6 `  D% ?4 w& i. n2 B( `应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
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"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
) [6 r/ O% F3 ]; D, ?工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
　　
God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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. [$ C5 ]7 g  jWhen two‘s company, three‘s the result!
) {3 c  ~7 B, Y$ H两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
　　
  H6 Q( }( D% X, y) H, cA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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' H- P$ ]0 t# D" v: yThe more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。