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朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
  N. [, v  v' @: [2 y钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
　　
- z' G, V2 V  g7 Q% S8 E% R+ u4 aOne should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
8 x0 N8 s, e/ c+ N2 X+ s# |4 X要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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1 J& M) N8 {/ E  lBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
　　
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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! M  H# _7 }3 |. `The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
7 W6 Q+ z! {8 e/ N& Q& C2 ~聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
* L' w1 V. m" B9 Y# M成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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7 [5 o7 s  D; [) h" \# K* FLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
0 E8 J7 S6 c0 w0 n爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
　　
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
　　
"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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' E* I$ Y$ b1 t& n9 U) AThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
, j' q+ w8 T. f+ X2 n应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
　　
, A" t3 U+ V$ C: t+ C7 X"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
  {: j9 z+ O) B7 U1 Q6 s: t努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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0 k% M' l+ X) h, c" {6 a, ^# ?& u; w"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
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5 U0 J, Y5 K+ `% P/ _When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
( @7 i. ~# k3 W+ \两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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3 s4 d$ W7 ^* h- j. Y( UA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
& |/ i& {  W* Z: D0 B+ L服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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2 ^$ U5 l  G* Z( C! |The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。