UPGRADE FROM BOYFRIEND TO HUSBAND

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Dear IT Support / Software Developer,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
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In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.
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! A' F- [- k: F- Q6 ^& k# oAnd now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?
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Signed,
& V, K3 i  E; U# g) j. l1 lDesperate Housewife

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* s. a0 D, G  e3 Z/ \) XDear Desperate Housewife,

First keep in mind:
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; h+ c6 ~' L6 F# e$ RTry entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0 .

If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

5 h, T) _2 @, J+ @0 O$ z0 e) fBut remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.
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2 }/ U( B* x; W: H- o2 o3 nLate Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.
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Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

7 L0 h* O2 i8 }In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.

You might consider additional software to improve memory and
performance. I personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.

5 ~$ T3 ~, w6 x. d3 XGood Luck,
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