UPGRADE FROM BOYFRIEND TO HUSBAND

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Dear IT Support / Software Developer,

7 X% u9 V0 Z: e1 @- A$ mLast year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
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In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.

8 B% J2 v6 f7 w6 ZAnd now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
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What can I do?
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7 d3 v$ }; T* K' c/ }Signed,
Desperate Housewife
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Reply:

6 a! [$ D5 a; z, @: G' z! S4 A6 RDear Desperate Housewife,

First keep in mind:
Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0 .
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8 m& U! t) O- |: H8 ^If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

( t; `  V! N5 i& mBut remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.
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; _$ X! F6 ?. ]# r" }) I( k# N0 `. lLate Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.

3 D2 ?, T& U" B, o2 a' oWhatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
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. u+ f9 x2 r/ B/ j1 i2 mIn summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.

9 X: O9 q. q3 ~* IYou might consider additional software to improve memory and
0 G$ ~1 F. p) [! e3 Yperformance. I personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.
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Good Luck,
IT Support