UPGRADE FROM BOYFRIEND TO HUSBAND

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Dear IT Support / Software Developer,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

$ d' j" E& m( v" l& B7 xIn addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.
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And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
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Signed,
- [  @( u1 k' b& x/ X; h4 RDesperate Housewife

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Dear Desperate Housewife,
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3 B" i+ D  r1 C/ s+ SFirst keep in mind:
% {/ R7 Z1 r% z2 ^8 GBoyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
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5 h* J) X$ Y. d9 V8 f' Q: J4 dTry entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0 .
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If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
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But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.

7 K% c  g4 j( Q8 q- PLate Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.
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( q4 P) a0 p8 C& Z9 w* m4 l9 `Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
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In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.

/ [6 Q$ f* |) |+ FYou might consider additional software to improve memory and
performance. I personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.
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5 r: ]9 P- s4 _" B/ I5 R- SGood Luck,
IT Support