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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox. 7 O) n" O1 N+ @( p, o& o& D/ X
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+ R9 w c! Y' {A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.'
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8 r1 U1 D: K V( U" [5 P Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' : r2 l9 s( d: S8 P! X, X
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The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'
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Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. * n `6 [* z2 t, e
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She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
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1 U/ h6 b, Z, f He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to . T, A D8 V1 o. R. ?% f- r* c
5 L7 t2 I' ^' V" \4 G+ e, h Her and says,
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! y3 |' @# L/ n& j9 n6 ^0 a2 K& D 'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to ' H& ~9 f8 D) d
9 ~" L6 N; a- O/ z3 ~3 A- | Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'
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" X. K* ?6 D7 T$ ], v9 U He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
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) D% R' W3 Y# z1 w: X1 ~2 v Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh, ! ~' D1 B( \! K
0 |, [- l! ?5 ?3 K+ }* `/ U+ U c6 _ 'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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