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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox.
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. D- n6 D5 Q. J% EA blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.'
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Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'
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The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'
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2 E2 q C& G+ L* l5 y! y& E9 l! E, [ Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. 8 k' k7 k0 S/ _# P& c
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She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. , q5 O' m l% V9 o( ~: O8 `3 r
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He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to ' S6 I- J9 r. B: T1 m/ X. g
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Her and says,
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Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'
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) }& v& P u" T9 }# A. i4 { He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a 2 s1 p5 `& R8 S& E5 T
+ |& R+ M1 x! C+ T Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh, 7 N! S c7 B5 |* u+ Y0 u" W
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'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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