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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox. : `4 ?# E$ y, i) k- J
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.'
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Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' 4 R# j6 @5 A! {+ I
6 a& k" B/ Q6 t; V: B The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.' 1 J9 u$ Q/ T& S# M1 f W- B! x
( @( q5 R2 q2 P0 `& b; M% \9 x Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
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; c6 x, _6 C5 s2 Y3 K She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. 4 F7 [8 y: ]" J9 G: s; ~0 d, a
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He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
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Her and says, 8 {0 a# u; p9 Z
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'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
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Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.' 0 |, R& S+ @0 b( X0 a1 ~+ ~
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2 [: U0 c V8 v7 ~) [6 A0 j- | He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
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* _/ T) ?- `$ p: c Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh,
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+ H2 `6 D. Z8 _: N0 | 'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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