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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox. 2 H5 O( Z0 J1 p5 X5 E
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+ o: O$ E+ t$ h- y/ `! v$ LA blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.'
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) L, O2 y8 v2 Z; V+ e) x0 m, y Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'
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The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.' 8 L1 e$ A% u! G# ?. Y6 j0 N
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Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. : t3 b# q% N T5 f* C$ o
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* G. l0 J& H! y; u! ] She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. . l/ S& {! e$ W) b2 k3 C( q/ M# g* k
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+ C- [4 _; O' _ He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to 8 i# ]: W {* p1 f7 U# k" |- x
+ A# S4 _0 x4 c8 l: J w0 {: N Her and says,
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3 V( b2 X( D7 o m" e8 a+ @- [ 'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
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* a0 }! E" I7 @ s* R7 Y+ y Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'
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! d8 i( q* k9 J He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a , y. D J3 l( M- V6 @
+ A q# e# v; z: d1 p' i2 t Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh, $ [+ [1 [8 `" D! o
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'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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