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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox. / c; c# T6 X& Y3 {. U# S
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/ v3 {7 H6 P+ d0 I7 z8 a# TA blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.' & Y" o4 `7 X6 G: ]1 p
9 ~$ P& b( x8 |/ H+ e4 _ Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' + b. z) I+ G4 w) f, [
/ A% e0 n3 D- o( e The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'
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0 S$ I9 A1 K0 i) y% ?! F/ x Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
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4 @8 S$ A9 x& Z6 N ^; a/ m She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. - p6 N$ W' L3 e! s4 d7 D) [ h
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He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to 9 D4 K- N6 ~$ B7 U# l
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Her and says,
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'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
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Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.' $ X" Y% o4 ]. [7 b% u
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) O- u# K' ~2 g( \6 Y' X He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a 6 ? ?5 T, X+ T+ G5 h* T. I
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Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh, 3 m3 W7 k, W8 ^/ w2 ?1 O
2 m4 w7 L! E- r9 L& f: a 'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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