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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox.
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.' 6 M! V5 \7 \4 e9 b, t2 e& D0 n
( N! M8 P5 F9 ] c Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'
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) j u3 J& r# @& |/ z The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.' + L, e2 {/ {8 w3 E
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Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
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* ~, G# D' c8 U2 Q7 ~' T2 q1 \' Q& Q She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
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6 F# n; |: ~" n2 `. U He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to 5 y/ J% I6 l$ }& i/ `( X* ]
5 z0 E1 A$ o1 n Her and says, $ [# ?1 N1 ?. R2 n7 e
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* I9 z# }) y, U. _$ C! c 'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to 5 l$ L0 i. `0 G: i# I
& x) h+ G6 A4 B2 s5 A Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.' # o7 W7 X. x0 [0 K
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He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a ! z, k, p4 r- P' E
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Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh,
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'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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