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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox.
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: q, d. \& z( z- m9 N$ BA blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.' 4 w8 s( M: O) w: @
8 |% P8 o' U1 h+ V Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' . w% _; I- p( P
% ?: p$ a; x8 v6 \ The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'
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Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
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She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. : l; e4 [: k2 ~+ D0 J* a
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) J9 Z; p: j/ V* w+ x He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to 9 _. i- p y. Y; e1 s$ p5 g9 _; @
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Her and says, $ d9 f- B) O5 x! _' q- b$ |
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" Y0 Q3 M; y8 V: F! J, @7 y, E6 b 'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
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/ u7 P9 H8 i9 E, q8 b Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.' & ?& P& L8 D& G$ t4 J( N& k
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He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a * g: g0 `! |7 l" m0 j% M& [
5 y* _3 ^5 i9 l! k- v1 ~* w Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh, 6 u& Q: D/ G/ X
+ o& {% X" ^# a 'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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