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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox.
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.' 9 n. t! e7 e. }1 w
; G% ~5 d; F5 B) o( K0 t3 C Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' ! y/ j1 q; j$ @% K: C# X4 c" x& `
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The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'
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0 P v9 p' d8 B# D6 } Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
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7 ~0 r3 B3 a7 r+ K She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
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1 C0 z- x' |# q2 T He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to - D/ _3 `7 y( i3 S
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- E; L5 @; T* H# [- P" B 'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
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& Y+ m4 N6 [% I( l+ X Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'
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He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a % i1 S" V# [" |+ M- E) g( b
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Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh,
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'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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