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Why did God make mothers?
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1 E, A8 D& U" R5 g1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.6 H _- U: \/ w v* r) N
2. Mostly to clean the house.
7 L) r: L- @+ p+ o) ~. M y$ K3. To help us out of there when we were getting born. % s2 _7 H3 k! r q
" @! \$ p* T6 I( `2 r0 [+ u( HHow did God make mothers?
7 e3 `3 ?5 B+ M) u2 J: p$ Y1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us. N5 ^7 j1 P) i( e/ ]# y" @
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring. u! r- l* O9 s4 `
3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.
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$ m2 A; k m# A( G7 a7 z6 m6 |What ingredients are mothers made of ? * C' B/ E. s O8 r- r0 ~6 N
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
$ R1 i. h. d& _( r5 E2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.
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; @* S6 W( E* k" C" G* zWhy did God give you your mother and not some other mom? ! ?, _% W& ]7 l/ V' d) o5 V$ v3 m
1. We're related.
# k5 N9 P: v& T2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me. . f- Z7 P- ^# |
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What kind of little girl was your mom? 8 A7 [0 j: j" L ]! ?9 l# P; P
1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff. h0 }* a2 w/ F0 C) s
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy. $ Z$ V+ M! a. N
3. They say she used to be nice.
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What did mom need to know about dad before she married him? ( k/ q" M4 t& N! L8 R, p7 ^ H( v
1. His last name.
3 z; P+ V: t" [- {6 W' V; o! g2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?( E9 x9 M2 {3 h8 q$ q" o6 g7 ]7 f. }
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?
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Why did your mom marry your dad?
2 R* s4 K& o0 V: @. s# Y2 f4 D0 T1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot. 4 I1 ?& H: i; h3 y# V2 k
2. She got too old to do anything else with him. & i: s p- m: G6 I2 x: G& E& ]0 N3 t) u
3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on. % H7 {" _0 L% j4 z
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Who's the boss at your house?
) T3 D e1 r* ~# a1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.
I# a; O% `8 s! K! P! Y2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
( ~( [, j' Q4 A- v# `$ i* U2 R5 I3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad. ; J; n$ l- @% p
3 P1 ~6 `: h Z9 t( jWhat's the difference between moms & dads?
7 n+ l' C. e2 r7 n5 ^) d1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work. ' Z5 l# X6 D+ ^. Y% ] ?1 i
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
5 h9 `) M0 E! d4 I3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.
) _. z ?7 O1 A& b- y/ }4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine. o! n7 B* A2 g6 I6 p4 i, x4 T- l& l
) i" M }( i( w" `5 C& G- L& RWhat does your mom do in her spare time? ! B& u) g. c7 `7 {
1. Mothers don't do spare time.
6 O+ h& A/ }& K2 f$ N$ R2 K2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
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3 k9 f! A d1 l( eWhat would it take to make your mom perfect?
3 m* `/ k, l. T4 m1 m8 v1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.# l5 e: o8 C% g+ \& x x r
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue. 3 B9 g4 l6 w* r3 Z7 I/ ?+ s! ~
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If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be? 0 u7 C% J* {8 E
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that. ~. H, V0 |3 y7 |
2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.9 y+ K$ t" p, P& H9 N. T O' ^1 L
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head. - z( |. y. H( e f _/ c
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