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Why did God make mothers?
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1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.* W# t, f( Z8 o7 f1 Y
2. Mostly to clean the house. B. I% `) @: t2 Y3 u. l+ v
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born. : K: L/ q8 g7 F% B8 ^- L
8 t. Z; ]" T0 R5 ~4 h3 C$ R+ GHow did God make mothers?
3 y# P! |: Q* V6 P! r1 [9 {7 c! M1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
5 V! O& y* Q+ I& N/ J5 |2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
( V/ P9 x8 n6 r3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts. . ~4 q1 }$ g9 N& q
) p- b& Y5 v8 ` ~- K8 t3 ~What ingredients are mothers made of ? ) `! U% T+ M- y0 N& X/ {* ]( y# z
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
0 W* q& u8 K8 d7 h+ b- T$ o% g A2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think. 2 [7 H+ ]* s# `3 X, f1 z4 p
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Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
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( }- E8 ^4 b5 N2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me. # g" p, z! F3 D
$ E+ X/ o0 j2 O4 W+ p; Q2 a% GWhat kind of little girl was your mom?
: G* Q2 z; G8 C& `) B2 S1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff. 5 i+ _ U G V" B
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
2 A) d, s' q" `) S% q& ~" q3. They say she used to be nice. % y! g. e0 \2 K' {9 I: g) g
; m# ]" J4 A0 ~. t5 TWhat did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
: h# e( s# y U7 C" i1. His last name.2 _ t1 P9 n$ S& _/ ^
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?" |- N" K( y5 m4 J
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores? / I# ]5 h: F3 W
! j) [, s% V. E. D8 D6 e: eWhy did your mom marry your dad?
2 |/ ?5 P( r0 q1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot. * c( j7 [, ~# f X* J
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
3 d4 K& h4 H( @* a5 O8 Y3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on. 3 |) h) H1 Z3 T3 U
/ q6 {9 i8 B3 X; r. k: x7 YWho's the boss at your house? + F# e3 ]% j' _$ f; O+ `
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball. # w$ x9 l5 D/ D9 M
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.! Y' w0 q8 c" V
3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
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! K* }1 I$ C' h' J- U$ ?What's the difference between moms & dads?
# {- ~9 P& s( k3 T% c& d1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.
& Z& [0 L1 R6 J( j! b# V( T2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
% c) D6 u; H$ I& i+ h3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's. " Z# V: H/ h o) k: Y- E
4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.
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* Z; [' G$ y \5 L: ~What does your mom do in her spare time? * T+ [4 ~3 }/ i" ^
1. Mothers don't do spare time.- T Z& }# U$ O
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
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What would it take to make your mom perfect? $ G, s- a5 L( P7 g! E
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.7 n/ L& R1 I. H) [6 S. y+ l! M
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue. 0 f; \% v" u( j
" K" t( V$ W3 B& L% jIf you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
4 o: T8 Z9 K# P9 \7 n, D$ _2 H1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that. " m6 d3 Q' m. I) n- C
2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.
, B: R H: @0 P+ |1 l3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.
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