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! c* n G2 N* \/ \8 L/ P( ~" ]Why did God make mothers?3 _% `0 B" J' ^, E) M; q O0 f2 [8 F4 d
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1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
( h o$ H& q" Y: x# D2. Mostly to clean the house. ! g6 e+ O7 \& n2 @5 ~. ^
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
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9 \4 H2 M# w8 w% W5 W, w5 I" w/ nHow did God make mothers? 6 g% a `1 m i# h/ m
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.( Z1 @1 ?, H! E& \2 c, B5 B4 j6 e
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
3 z5 x( u! z5 G5 \3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.
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& L4 E4 r& d, `+ p; i) v7 A" EWhat ingredients are mothers made of ? ) m7 c2 P4 ]% H0 S7 N1 b
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
: T9 @8 G/ A ]7 }; X2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think. 7 Y+ v. U6 B3 M: g
T% F' W! M. ?- o$ F6 S/ D3 P7 S" RWhy did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
( P* k) u- O9 i0 q0 ~1. We're related.
! @2 ?: Y! d/ E2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.
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What kind of little girl was your mom?
# `- o: x" B$ M; f3 J1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
& T' u; o% n* A1 X2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy. ( I2 Q }1 x. ^
3. They say she used to be nice. + z7 I3 ^% E, A6 z6 H% A3 \
; _ a# V M- x1 P/ x7 yWhat did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
; C# A" t1 @( o0 @: a1 T+ g3 V1. His last name.6 T" Z; m/ T- G- a+ m% F
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
1 N- v2 ^, l7 V* x# }' c( l3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?
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$ q; X3 I3 U; ~/ @Why did your mom marry your dad?
; i( ^8 {1 r \! D1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot.
]8 z0 {0 n' k- d1 I5 z) }2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
! s7 S8 |* g( j3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on.
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Who's the boss at your house?
8 F& m8 p4 a. m# \* O" C1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball. 1 r( Z" f" r2 f3 H" B) y) c
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
* Q, d6 }: R: T+ l2 W( ~4 Z3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad. ; @& _; x8 a' [# M, n8 {8 k( j
- N+ M& @+ g8 W- X7 kWhat's the difference between moms & dads? 0 Y" ?4 @4 Q x" C; Y6 Y5 T% b
1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work. % R8 O$ o. F* V. l
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.' K, v8 a* W+ l( y
3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.
( C/ y7 p( N& F/ I4 `; J4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine. $ t% k/ Y! z4 _; \' r
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What does your mom do in her spare time?
) \5 D" C, h1 h8 M4 V1. Mothers don't do spare time.
& F6 e, P" V( ~3 c8 Q) X# F( N: x2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long. , Z. p* i; r- J; q- n0 M* v$ z# E+ V9 M+ S
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What would it take to make your mom perfect? 7 l( q* X0 f* H
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
# ~0 Y0 z0 h& E4 w) `+ z" ^* A2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.
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5 D- w/ L4 p. G$ [If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
3 G& v/ J0 A: k& y3 i7 r5 a& ^1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that. 8 g' a9 z; _: s k# c5 r. q
2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.
# w, E* k$ L1 [( T% M3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.
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