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; X u3 f& [! }6 uWhy did God make mothers?
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. O6 ]! U& j2 x8 v5 P1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.6 g' G0 i6 U% [5 V, _& i
2. Mostly to clean the house. 7 X2 x% f$ [& [/ ]
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born. 6 H: Q- D1 J$ V' T3 e( D% z' y9 y) M) R
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How did God make mothers?
3 c' I7 b2 k5 [+ R5 M! ^# L1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.4 H' t8 H, T n5 s% z9 ?
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
% R9 @7 x3 }# g4 r- y7 }3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts. . P1 N" X# l o
$ l4 [/ U( {4 G4 F: e% AWhat ingredients are mothers made of ? ) h3 Z6 y! ~4 C- c3 E
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
* R* G! O$ ?" T, D2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think. ) J1 V) Z) {1 l
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Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
4 p+ n2 V3 N, b" f$ g9 r+ l1. We're related.
( Y& X* T2 ]6 [6 C5 b* F) Z! T2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.
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What kind of little girl was your mom?
" w- q9 l& l5 v) }1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
6 U. ]4 x8 N# g8 O( M# |9 Y2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
3 t; q o; Y4 Z% y* J1 c" e( \3. They say she used to be nice. ; Q. E5 E9 }- W9 V u
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What did mom need to know about dad before she married him? 1 T5 d* M9 S1 O- S
1. His last name.
2 T' g! y6 z3 j% ]2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
' c7 k+ S6 j( i# k- D* u- @3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?
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3 K# y/ i% P+ j/ o* VWhy did your mom marry your dad?
8 {$ W3 L7 Q6 ^: B6 `1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot.
; Y1 E3 [' v" W' y: {. \2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
/ o; l9 d1 I: E+ X2 D9 p3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on.
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! V% y# m" A& dWho's the boss at your house? ; B! M7 V/ K2 C6 ]" r; X
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball. 2 D T% g3 g- c0 x- J
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
3 x1 J. Q6 g* i# H; q+ B }$ D3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad. : V. `. a* A( X1 U" _ n6 k
. S9 F4 T+ A; B" _* ?What's the difference between moms & dads? 8 q5 M8 f3 f9 p h/ _8 o
1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work. ' u8 X k' Y% @
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.: {# Q6 T7 R S% ]
3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.
% }7 k9 _0 j, n& _4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.
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What does your mom do in her spare time? $ g# K8 n" Y- h- v$ ^3 n
1. Mothers don't do spare time.5 P; ^. u7 ~$ c( L
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
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What would it take to make your mom perfect?
' _4 k7 X3 t) |! h K, z9 ?1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
s+ I2 z- }4 ?+ K. {2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.
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If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
Z* H- L$ ^5 n- D" v q1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
9 V6 N) d4 V* J, e6 @) L2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.
, b9 \0 C1 k3 u: o& u$ m. C0 h3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head. * C* E+ r% k& I& P$ H
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