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Why did God make mothers?
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7 s+ I, U g: N* W# W" b1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
* k- F$ q$ G& B7 @5 v2. Mostly to clean the house.
0 I( \ Z1 n1 b3 r. e3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
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; i( `- {$ B% V* mHow did God make mothers? ! t9 j) Y0 T+ n. H: ?4 Y6 m
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.0 |0 z) D& k9 _/ L3 m
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring. . ~7 z% }5 W3 c, @. d9 Y2 ]" Z) @8 g
3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.
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What ingredients are mothers made of ?
! o& e( d0 d9 |1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean. 5 E' S |3 [, R+ X+ R
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think. 0 x1 ~ x; b2 y) t! N% ~
* o4 s" c" O5 L v# PWhy did God give you your mother and not some other mom? ! A7 H. [4 D8 a5 l- ^
1. We're related.7 t( Q M6 z8 V# N5 S7 G: c
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.
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: k* \$ z' o; R/ o! }" X, K2 ^& RWhat kind of little girl was your mom?
) Z) g. l$ K. A/ ?$ |1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
* y/ O# D9 _2 c2 V$ w5 o& L+ F6 c2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
( h* ^* I: ]4 Q3. They say she used to be nice.
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) v, n% Q: m) m% I1 tWhat did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
) M- N, q% {; i5 k* X7 }1. His last name.; n# e# r! e" m7 _9 m1 |
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
: v# N- L/ v/ m8 A! S3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?
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Why did your mom marry your dad?
, r6 o3 h: L9 Z# r* q1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot. 3 x# Y. v# Y3 E* O. Y$ D% z3 |
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
% f S" t( G. s; K0 E, f! Q3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on.
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4 b8 d# t9 G( h$ ]Who's the boss at your house? ' z" @0 C8 H0 ^& R V) w! c
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball. % U" M( n0 \' z- q! s3 \
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
$ O! t, E; f- G6 e) B- E0 `3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
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What's the difference between moms & dads?
/ P8 Q% V; {3 r1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.
+ t. s* a3 N# p2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
. Z- \7 @& ]8 l# E" y3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.
) e6 a1 x8 v7 n4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.
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7 X8 Q/ ]7 J, b v- r" ZWhat does your mom do in her spare time?
8 h+ G# O: I5 V8 {1. Mothers don't do spare time.& K( O+ n% d0 D
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long. 0 Y8 F5 P. v. q$ z8 H5 X) F1 z
+ r* F5 {7 `) h% p" g# \What would it take to make your mom perfect?
0 m8 A3 }2 r2 ]* n1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
2 P8 g7 Y2 I$ g7 j T C# H4 |2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.
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# K6 q3 x) ~9 ^0 K$ K) H% _If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
- Q! f9 B' i+ s: r8 ]* F1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
" B3 t6 \/ u6 W5 F \/ E3 p# ?2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.
& y$ B* b9 H1 [! p3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.
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