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The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
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The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the6 ^0 B+ b) ^( A0 n4 g' d- f
race again and it won again.2 N, p' H3 H& @
% O5 ]! y l KThe local paper read:& _' ]% g: D z+ x4 Z3 T5 j: F; N
PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.
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The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the: ]# i' L0 U) d' W& n, }. y4 g- V9 X
pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
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/ N# C. L% Q) j! v& C, n% j/ SThe next day, the local paper headline read:
# N* f$ R6 o6 ~/ ^7 b+ @ f7 _. DBISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.
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This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid
+ t7 w9 o6 y2 c* ?of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
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The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:
- }- v ~- G" lNUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
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The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid
2 v8 C* v8 \9 k& A4 R8 pof the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.2 f, H: D) i* [
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The next day the paper read:8 q0 o4 O3 j! k1 s8 _4 E1 {# J
NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.
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, `4 }% Y0 e. D; J6 NThis was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back( e1 X! U; T' G: t+ m- R* K
the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.& M I) ]4 u5 o; b( W- n
2 b; s& ?1 {- U8 GThe next day the headlines read:# S/ O8 m( g/ y8 f/ \; ?* d' a
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.5 y+ N3 D4 n1 C+ G s0 ]. V
! r$ ^) g9 Q% EThe bishop was buried the next day.* _( U) e3 v" R
$ t0 C7 O' q1 gThe moral of the story is.....being concerned about public opinion% ?% L$ l, d0 y2 Z) H; x B( W
can bring you much grief and misery...and even shorten your life.) B1 g* e% Q" N) o% r D, |
. ]' w, V+ R _, Y) NSo be yourself and enjoy life...
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( D- L1 d8 P) i5 y% B% S% Q' }Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier
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