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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described. ) O! B, u3 s* R0 Y. M
' \' c5 i5 n8 {The World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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% b3 o; k8 Y M5 v$ ^Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
$ s/ _& b1 g- P: r6 bsaid:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
Y2 o3 E- y& |$ w% B! P( Wdancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never1 ]) ?. u" r: A; _% O* H5 G m
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
, k' ]; @+ E7 Y' a2 _5 u4 u" Uget fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had% v9 O2 {4 b3 r. s( f
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched2 O2 N* X9 C* q# R4 Y( s% c
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had) ^* {) c: `4 ^
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in4 b& h8 ^7 ^! |6 z8 E
sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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( b) }( ?) H& t% l0 Y0 oNow this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!
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+ ~6 z( T h0 H+ [' ^! i# v1 u* bThe End |
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