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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described. & ]2 G( _8 _5 e0 S
/ S. F- x# x' |6 t# k, OThe World's Shortest Fairy Tale7 R# g/ Q* }+ l( z3 {8 @" F9 v
# u, }) V& X1 C I6 ` IOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl5 _! ~' { k9 I8 R" R4 Y3 n5 {
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
8 ~, m4 @( O& ^: y# a: }dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
1 p; \. k$ ]/ ?6 G) |. Dhad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't+ P/ d8 v4 r' I
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had% f' z) v ]7 ?9 `/ c B
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
' o/ x( U! O) c6 U; Y, E# S2 Osports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
: }% c- V; {: r9 ~* a. a6 f+ `9 vhigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
8 r. G) g& l4 ^& ~sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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" {1 r+ k; o! Y$ XNow this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!
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