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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
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dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
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all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched* |. F6 I4 X' m4 w
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had2 U, S) l) o+ I4 |3 {- O8 I
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
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! }; H1 B# _( R/ D/ n7 tNow this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!
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