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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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) H4 V- G7 M o7 y eOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl3 @/ [, p/ K" @/ t. v' I9 t& l% v
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,: X0 ?! d4 z" r& F. j
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never# |5 f4 ^5 }5 E5 G B, T
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't( q8 K& z# v3 n. \' A& D; D
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
( g( q5 B$ x/ g; ]all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
7 {4 \7 c3 U+ T- Q msports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had! P5 P! u, p& M7 z% }# w
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in, l& T" p) L4 E9 Y- _
sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!$ u( M! N$ s/ U* u) `8 }. `
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