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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described. 5 h E+ K* B" x! V( S" v
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale: _' p, J6 X0 y" i0 g5 k3 `7 C
3 [0 A" x* v- Y5 G8 QOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
% V) t$ E& i( y6 G% w) |said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
/ ? c6 u) ~ j8 u6 z9 {7 ~% |+ ~dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never3 r4 a0 u. r5 P' h( w
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't; N% v6 z, B" |; Y( D
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had! W W' v' l! B
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched5 L: }6 C6 C ~2 a* d1 E% M
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
S2 N% I- F2 j$ ]; l9 ?4 ^high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in9 q( z8 H+ n7 f+ i) i/ k5 Z2 p
sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.+ {% r3 |+ Y5 b; f
( G6 c1 [8 H0 }5 X4 W' }Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!
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