 鲜花( 0)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
. s+ ^! r' K7 Z) W6 _/ s! O, f& n
) v3 o! O. z0 C- X b' D3 HThe World's Shortest Fairy Tale8 q. F3 h- }' j0 k, n/ E
, h( [/ g6 l7 D1 S! B$ oOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
3 e; h) r4 v6 h% W" R5 ?$ j, ]said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping, s) a! x$ f1 ~: v
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
5 s/ |0 @) p7 ~( a( f+ U8 J3 `had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
* X) W" \; D. j0 l: Aget fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had9 K9 M O$ f1 @2 R4 D
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
/ a; S; g: y$ F2 ]9 h8 Tsports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had" p# `3 T( w; y+ e. w6 f
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
5 I( l# X z" V, {sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
$ t9 y! q4 |% ^' i* P: `- c
+ V9 y6 q* Q" V) E. D9 y+ R. d- `( dNow this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!% ~+ z- y4 i# _) \% z
+ A4 N. |$ c0 [3 ]
The End |
|