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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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- ?1 S6 Y. o7 {/ L. V! P7 A: uThe World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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6 t1 y9 n8 L6 _& KOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl" e3 B! d- k; T a1 H
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
- f @1 |3 C0 R3 J; T# ndancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
& L& l: s( m! `# A# P# h1 Jhad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
$ ?: [7 Q0 Q w4 Gget fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had/ J6 e* ~1 J/ J# S' Y8 J
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
5 R. ~- J! J6 N- ^3 Z( U6 P6 m! Y) ]sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had. E' ?) K: i7 f
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in3 s+ s& @1 Y, ~- m2 m/ h' J
sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.# e' \# S9 t5 _5 F8 s$ b
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!
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