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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described. ( w. ?/ [2 ]. H6 R+ A
' G# w% M! z3 R ]. x% `/ OThe World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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$ n1 Z/ g9 w% R5 e0 d6 ^! OOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl8 j. C2 {$ Q" s7 Y
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
6 z5 }& t7 @+ v" j" X; rdancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never* D! u- A. ?! \; _" ~) i. X' o
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
' T6 [* e& S; g8 v1 f$ ^$ Pget fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
2 U! i) Y- B2 pall the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
7 x R: A0 b6 r0 psports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had% e. y+ V% w; s# Y$ J# ]3 D- u
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
Z7 c* Y% h: s6 I! H1 isweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!
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