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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale9 r* {1 a% F2 C6 _7 n8 D! h
, c, q9 F+ M3 I1 IOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl+ x: F9 b$ T% h! b$ C. E- I
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
0 @2 ~1 v. B6 Z- g" M% C* sdancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never8 \) s1 r0 {2 P T
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
3 C3 Q: ~ v5 v: k. cget fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
1 O$ {" r, V; Z7 U& f5 ?all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
% [! L' D/ `) f7 C$ ~6 Psports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had3 S8 z/ A$ Z, E* D1 v/ a0 J9 Z ~
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
" \( J: F* H6 o7 W4 L H. Xsweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!
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