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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash! B4 P0 x* ]* M% u; A3 s
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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7 R) G; _- m* }4 H3 Y# BThe Man Song / Q. q7 | h/ n; c# U
by Sean Morey 5 d. |' r" h# h: D. z. M$ ? J/ [
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
7 d* o$ B, l& C3 P8 l9 S4 x& cI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
# p/ O% V& W* Z4 i p: t'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".% H/ Y1 U( ]: y% n" C
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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. a+ g- f6 X$ N$ k; U8 i/ d" }What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
9 b) K# \! w- @. d) `And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up., W+ v v+ [& y+ H
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear." i" w, U# u( ]6 e. |# ^2 F$ T
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.' V& Z* Y$ o$ W! E8 R: c8 P
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
/ N- X% W0 t7 ^' dAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
+ |. ~/ N+ x! E1 y/ s% XI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.% e* D/ W9 |; V1 n/ G" t4 Y
5 d" q* I4 f0 R, L$ n8 c6 r) X, j0 ]6 OAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble. l% N7 b7 }4 p! k! t* e+ A, D
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
" C+ t# c9 `1 X0 eBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.+ Q5 b. {% q5 {' f0 K& o8 s% A5 x( [
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! ; F2 \4 \: b, n8 J. @! l0 k3 L
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