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这是同事发给我的,可以点这看flash5 @( [6 r( k* B" |" s8 N/ w7 B
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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The Man Song
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.: I8 @/ ?$ H5 V1 c
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. ! U/ z5 R6 n3 V
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
* _2 m! c6 m5 k8 F9 D) \I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.1 h/ l+ S& f2 {7 y& n3 B7 l
9 u7 i$ Q; E% gWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
6 \, O0 b; j5 w/ ^$ C6 z, k1 Y3 eAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.) F: b v; ^3 T I% l
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.! V& M0 ]- `/ e; J
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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& L% n- D) \: ?. M# ^$ k0 `2 }And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.3 F* E. l5 g: b+ Q$ B
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.0 d$ p4 \- | j$ @$ v$ h
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.* m6 ]/ u9 ]4 l! {( |7 F, C
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.+ R4 B" c8 I0 F
/ H+ t, h! ?6 b3 cAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.) ~. I( R$ X7 k- ?; ^7 Q% t
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
5 g2 }. Q* z) v) g: |2 Y& v! lBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
% a+ R; D9 ?; `$ N* S. U TBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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