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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash3 F. Q; t$ z! v/ U, K' T- g$ g7 p
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html, `, e0 M) @6 D5 a
4 _7 H% x! L4 w: i( GThe Man Song 1 t# T$ f4 R) b, M, v. a/ Z
by Sean Morey
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6 M8 n" @' C3 D& T7 N- ZI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.- V/ ?3 }! }3 w6 |
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. / c& i/ w& v9 h4 U- e- c
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right"./ X z. b' J' v" }$ a
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.* v7 v N" o$ H; x( d
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.) ]/ [3 X4 M; c& u" Q
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
$ Y3 _% n/ Z! k1 Z$ tThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
" Y( f' N" y, }1 n'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.$ T( b' u7 \& u- w' t' Z4 l
% P/ ?6 ?7 z5 `$ `8 G; JAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want. L0 M. b6 H, t; E \( y
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.+ J# ]+ z; P6 q1 D2 z
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
% M3 N* y0 {1 T: T# j+ @& EI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.5 H( w/ A& C6 P7 V4 T
, @- G! [7 ~# Y, C1 u" Z5 K2 WAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
" V9 p8 C; [+ d5 J4 q& ZAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.6 M' p8 A) ^' @. U$ Y# B; j
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to., R$ s5 v2 S( i: r. }) I
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! / E, i( L7 g% d( l2 P+ T
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