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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash9 [( j& W! r+ r, e, V
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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W6 j' B, j8 w& F2 FThe Man Song
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
! x5 d/ M* ~& }3 u dI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. ' g7 B5 x9 `3 {5 B& q( H
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".9 Z) d" f3 O3 b! h6 U# r3 u
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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$ \, y" A9 q7 j sWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
( {& K' G& L1 r1 f% Z8 M9 KAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.! y9 H# @( {0 k. `
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
" Y( ~) L# u& E# H. T0 h, D. k( H'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
v) J& A2 z( T: [3 L" V'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.9 \9 G9 o2 m* j/ ]+ X
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
- t% ]/ x5 [$ Q T; C: T* o2 [I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.- o$ ?) V! P+ M5 P
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.7 k1 W9 M0 v# R* U- R" n9 w8 B
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
6 [ g5 t, q, v$ @Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! . Y7 a/ y' x! F3 M; m
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