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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash) y8 C, m F f8 g+ N
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html7 o, }$ V1 Y( {
, B9 D* H0 G0 ^1 |: P# X9 w3 l" ?The Man Song ) }) Q4 S( A& \8 y. {9 x# }
by Sean Morey
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& Y$ q9 F5 v0 eI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.9 }; I4 {( V2 C& S$ r, i( w
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
% f' u! q* E9 Z+ @! E8 k( o z'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".3 C: G' i& D7 C3 ?
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window. ^+ N; I6 |9 ^6 O0 {
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.8 R6 ^7 j0 C/ u' d% i1 d! e% N
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.2 ]3 ~5 l" g3 O; {) n% N7 C" p
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.6 F7 d7 e! m9 U4 W
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.0 w6 r7 f: r# F
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
) v% K+ j1 ~: b' P7 vAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
( Q) i8 d4 R' w# E j5 a, o- @I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.' }% o+ a* D. E( W$ y' O; t
8 R: N+ [4 o3 ?3 {. zAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
/ U0 F( X0 i# p7 XAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
' {& S* u) o( i pBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.2 U- C- R' b4 e4 m$ H1 f
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! + d) S; q+ \- g
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