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这是同事发给我的,可以点这看flash4 Z7 b0 G/ ]( k" E
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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The Man Song
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
% k; O( D" E- S. eI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
( P2 x/ I, \0 q'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".5 J5 i4 R- L3 f2 r# F/ _
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.3 `; e: r0 P8 J3 Z" L/ E0 s
, G- C* C+ V* X/ qWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.; B- ^. H; J) ~; m" I
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.$ L I9 R% R2 E
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
' u( @1 Y# \) R# d$ O" d'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.. |: j [, {; B7 y! E
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
7 [% ]( L( g! N$ B" \; b( K. V4 JAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
+ w) w3 K+ t3 U( `4 mI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
' N- x* Y! Y# `) R7 T1 ]And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.7 t7 W+ l) P! H. i) ~* f x1 S
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
6 Y$ _: s, g0 n+ Z. KBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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