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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash r p& ^- T" g5 w" V: h ^9 R0 Z+ P
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html& C9 O, D1 n' i+ Z8 f9 N! O5 Z
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The Man Song % f: x4 b9 `* j' z1 x
by Sean Morey + ~) z' z, }. y, r4 [
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
3 r5 w/ {3 ^$ [8 l& b: `/ N7 oI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
S) D+ p4 a0 b9 N3 u' }'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".0 ]* m% [3 S6 O" k1 a3 h, J, P6 \# r
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.* D! L! P' [! s, C
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
7 x& ^( _- L, j5 B6 C. TThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.0 j2 x( S5 Y' ~6 C' @
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head./ f; W) [; n6 p5 f m9 p
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.! j8 H" m, N/ E2 E- a' X
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
Y& y% b" R3 Q. j. bAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.* Y! K! Q' d* v/ _9 B# t# g7 K: j- ~. O
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.- N& D5 O% b/ |( f* L
% s7 j# l( z. C8 g/ Q8 zAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.: l9 l6 h* X) @! S; _, O0 M C
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
) o& N- L! Z1 v6 _Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.! a% U) \- q' Z9 F, \2 c/ |# q
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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