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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash6 m$ I( q% h0 m/ o/ h2 q5 ?& S3 [8 U
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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The Man Song
% {) [9 F3 A% q0 \1 S6 t) C by Sean Morey 4 v4 k9 {: z3 ?- j0 \# w& `
; O" ~0 H# B* |5 G/ F BI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.9 o/ z* H" r' s* S
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. . V& @% \5 E0 U
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
* R8 z- b& ^. {: b+ P9 D, XI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.' D- e* C D. z: V o+ N
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
. y% @- E, \8 @' jThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
" E( T7 R1 H' b'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.8 L3 C& A' S; I! T2 J0 Q0 m) T
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
4 ~: h+ a+ j3 YAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
. o$ h8 Y& [6 e% | J p' NI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.6 B! l3 W& M' X5 `8 Z
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
* i7 Y5 g; d5 |& B" c: @$ X2 ~And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
0 h5 Q3 E9 P- e7 W- eBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.2 f: w. u& w" @$ L% O/ c+ w
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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