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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash2 `$ T' @# V3 [
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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1 C9 `1 H' k7 F3 d6 {The Man Song
! ^, v$ E) Z' d0 ` by Sean Morey
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
! l/ R. S* {" J/ t6 {) Z, GI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. % \1 y2 }# b, p) [: \
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".* {- D- X' n! C" }$ F; }
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
% W4 h3 f! M2 eAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.+ ]" u% U9 p4 |8 g+ p4 U4 T) k
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.7 c. t0 ?2 V. o' I8 b; K8 ?6 j* W& R
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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8 {$ |) ]% A8 W# s; _. X+ p/ Y0 SAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.. l$ Y" {1 E& ]1 s9 U9 m( ~+ {
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.) f- Z8 u# @+ k4 c3 I2 v, D
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.. K( Y4 Y" a5 K0 t i% Q5 ^ v
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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! _/ j" G0 Z7 B8 [- iAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.( f a1 c) e8 [+ j: e' W4 O* i! ?, T
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.) g0 ^. }7 \1 R! Q: J6 ~+ U* B) ?
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.) e: K) z& w7 }2 }9 f6 s7 x- l4 I3 W
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! ~+ m9 o. c/ u5 L4 M0 Z: j3 `
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