2 cows

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SOCIALISM社会主义
You have 2 cows，
3 R& A# t- |( Z7 m" O  dYou give one to your neighbour.
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3 g4 m/ v# y' g, O2 U5 y  GCOMMUNISM**主义
: N. N; O" |! C" J% U# X3 P# EYou have 2 cows，
* z+ y, z4 U& A5 H& x( }1 EThe State takes both and gives u some milk.
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! b' ^  I5 {3 lFASCISM法西斯主义
You have 2 cows，
The State takes both and sells u some milk.
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& N$ [* g$ o6 ?: K- h' T- C9 B* [NAZISM纳粹主义
You have 2 cows，
The State takes both and shoots u.

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You have 2 cows，
The State takes both,shoots one,milks the other,and then throws the milk away...

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TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have 2 cows，
! n8 H+ v2 F, \, jYou sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies,and economy grows.
$ R4 [. d+ b, @9 d' _8 b% GYou sell them and retire on the income.

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