2 cows

睡懒觉的闹钟

SOCIALISM社会主义
You have 2 cows，
You give one to your neighbour.

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" j* l% j" ^" y' L3 n, m; ZYou have 2 cows，
0 k! H; C# ^. u+ K9 nThe State takes both and gives u some milk.
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FASCISM法西斯主义
* c0 g$ O$ d) K' QYou have 2 cows，
% `6 i( n( `+ pThe State takes both and sells u some milk.
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! i; H% J' b$ m- a  b& ?, K! P! r# KNAZISM纳粹主义
$ ?/ Q( b. R; J& Z0 D8 Z& Z5 WYou have 2 cows，
4 K: w) P- s6 b, v6 J/ |4 K; g1 `The State takes both and shoots u.

/ \7 }2 R' u# l$ [- [5 mBUREAUCRATISM官僚主义
You have 2 cows，
The State takes both,shoots one,milks the other,and then throws the milk away...


9 l+ }1 b+ U/ Z5 ~) TTRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
# \4 m+ I$ M6 M* ]8 uYou have 2 cows，
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies,and economy grows.
, Z/ G+ I+ G7 B1 V8 s1 c* y" ]1 aYou sell them and retire on the income.
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