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SOCIALISM社会主义
5 [9 ]* U* i6 X6 y- F( \: P8 C; QYou have 2 cows，
$ @) C8 A: p8 eYou give one to your neighbour.
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COMMUNISM**主义
) O. |$ `4 U5 ~You have 2 cows，
The State takes both and gives u some milk.

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FASCISM法西斯主义
You have 2 cows，
6 Z( A( A0 U7 }- X5 y& x: E1 L% j$ tThe State takes both and sells u some milk.

$ ?0 ^% q  ~/ f! T: }  tNAZISM纳粹主义
. `* L$ c, t% K, \" d( }; S/ AYou have 2 cows，
The State takes both and shoots u.
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9 h3 e) C+ u5 q$ q3 B! p& Z3 KBUREAUCRATISM官僚主义
You have 2 cows，
The State takes both,shoots one,milks the other,and then throws the milk away...


TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
; ~& @2 E+ ~. Q& C- F- ]You have 2 cows，
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies,and economy grows.
- _( x0 x4 o# P% u0 [9 ]) EYou sell them and retire on the income.

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