2 cows

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SOCIALISM社会主义
: t5 d8 A2 f7 Y% N/ l- I$ LYou have 2 cows，
6 t, @% I, d6 {You give one to your neighbour.
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4 j' J0 }( ~7 Y* H' F( J) R: L% SCOMMUNISM**主义
2 d2 F2 u! {4 n- ], sYou have 2 cows，
The State takes both and gives u some milk.

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& [$ x" Q3 S: D" i& S& \8 |' cFASCISM法西斯主义
: ?6 _3 j- g2 i+ t* y- h5 ^& LYou have 2 cows，
The State takes both and sells u some milk.
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4 C" Q0 R( o( ~- K5 W, `2 L/ s/ sNAZISM纳粹主义
You have 2 cows，
, A) z( I! d7 ^, @; \9 EThe State takes both and shoots u.

" E! t! t" g; k- O: x  [BUREAUCRATISM官僚主义
! |  g0 a! M3 K5 \You have 2 cows，
) c- y+ s  y9 b( p$ Y% zThe State takes both,shoots one,milks the other,and then throws the milk away...
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) c8 I% F  R  t$ _* d' b& YTRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
: g( z5 t& O: `$ h7 K4 v+ V" [You have 2 cows，
You sell one and buy a bull.
' U& `% v& Q/ P/ cYour herd multiplies,and economy grows.
; C* j( h1 j, x5 ?" z- I, FYou sell them and retire on the income.

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