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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church
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5 x* t9 o* O4 r0 w2 o3-year-old Reese :
6 j# s) c- x6 ^0 T" M"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
. i1 {. j; P+ z5 x( ]7 P: m" ~% rHarold is his name." h( n1 j+ `6 B7 H- j) S
Amen.". I, ]7 j8 K4 u3 Y, S% r
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A little boy was overheard praying:1 y$ K) t5 A8 P8 V6 f3 p
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,5 `* R1 _& F: u8 z
don't worry about it.; f1 G5 |5 J( E) S/ I
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother
' S9 k  n; Z- {in church, Jason sobbed all the way home( a2 w7 f; P8 x! g  o  t
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
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) j; F* e1 p9 Eboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted4 O- V/ B! [0 k1 b- V6 h8 h1 N
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted2 c8 L2 ~  ?8 |6 k# {9 j
to stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed,
* v' J( l& B, y  C4 Y  O7 q"And forgive us our trash baskets as  O+ N  \) @6 F+ d
we forgive those who put trash in our
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A Sunday school teacher asked her5 |+ |7 C7 H6 |( |7 L$ n
children as they were on the way to- r  ^) B' a: ~  |( P$ g
Church service, "and why is it necessary! y8 M# p+ E) ], o3 V
to be quiet in Church?"
% q/ `) H1 J. {9 ?( xOne bright little girl replied,
& Q% p. ~) l3 q8 S"Because people are sleeping."
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8 m# x3 g/ R' h3 b. ZA mother was preparing pancakes for5 M) ~7 C7 x' I
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.2 m# M5 r" ^3 c+ l7 D
The boys began to argue over who would
4 W0 a, }( i; V& s( nget the first pancake.
7 V+ Y! H! _2 J4 m+ C2 q" mTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
( g5 R" |4 Z6 |/ ~moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He% F. `4 u$ [; u% c  h) U& C
would say, 'Let my brother have the* J1 c/ U' e7 a# ]- `) s
first pancake, I can wait' ."2 w) t( c& w- f
Kevin turned to his younger brother and- k7 ]5 J# g8 }2 L9 d) `; G
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children
* I, m" w0 ?2 k; p. Ywhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,8 |7 p  \9 F8 [& [/ U- ~/ Q
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore) M. b  b5 @' v( e. a
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.; _5 H% |% m- q' ~0 x
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
; Y) \/ x+ M4 r( r8 {"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
" H0 U1 ~0 J  k% uThe boy thought a moment and then said,' U( a" q: K5 L( R
"Did God throw him back down?"; r- K9 h* w) E4 h

7 \+ N& H' L% n% Y9 q- ]A wife invited some people to dinner.; @* o3 [: S- c1 C" B/ Y8 T4 ^
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old/ Z$ ~  E1 |: z9 {
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
( z: L2 _" @  Pblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The9 ^5 {8 E+ Z' S5 |! `! ~
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."3 a! ?1 d2 A  K& U  |
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
: r- V1 j. s8 H0 g8 [and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
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1 b1 e) a- F  V: O  ePeace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表 . o8 t) y6 r  C2 J2 k4 W4 K5 c2 I
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

: l2 F) a0 z, i* Taha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: 9 z8 W/ |$ g4 p0 q6 c$ g! `
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
0 M/ U" s+ V1 }" O"Don't be selfish!" I said.
& j8 C6 v) |' m2 Z% N) ^; \4 tMy boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!" & y7 S1 e/ N1 w8 K* h7 {9 D0 J# q
I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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9 @4 C. T/ O2 s3 q- Z5 Eaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.  A  j% t; z# M2 j4 I
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
0 g! T' ^, c9 |8 ]% t# P/ s0 T! tMy boy's eyes turned ...

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好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表 9 C$ x2 \, T% D, ?  |6 b
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. i) c( g  r, }! R) y: ^好好吃
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ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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" n2 P9 G1 K: XRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.1 o% H6 F% ]. e$ k/ `
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
: Y0 _) e8 K" y7 XMy boy's eyes turned ...

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Aha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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/ ]2 V2 w# d, n4 ^aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: * A: N, K1 ~7 ]3 y3 a# y
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
, w% s/ _: i" x# F- E, l"Don't be selfish!" I said.9 b. j- c: Y5 B% b
My boy's eyes turned ...

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Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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