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Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :
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Harold is his name.
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A little boy was overheard praying:8 U# C: W4 ?; ?7 l* j7 H$ S! t
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,- C4 t7 `5 V2 z& P% J
don't worry about it.- D' V$ y+ c& S4 X5 a0 u
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother. ?# J; B3 z/ C# Z1 Z: M) k4 l
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home: m7 ^% e% s, p9 r y4 Q
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
9 y" U. i) X# Hhim three times what was wrong. Finally, the; ]. a M+ w' w0 a! I( e K$ ]
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
# N" g3 S# h0 J1 p/ J9 E8 ?us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
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One particular four-year-old prayed,' t) j x9 @+ E6 |2 l; w
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
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# F/ T( }5 G- X, B; l: d) |+ uA Sunday school teacher asked her8 t+ I( ?: `3 c" x8 U X6 ~. M
children as they were on the way to
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to be quiet in Church?"
( z6 s% M6 N- X- @; N% y8 vOne bright little girl replied, q+ V% F& {- x& y6 i2 m/ U
"Because people are sleeping."1 B" r" d) {+ T0 D7 \. v+ V
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A mother was preparing pancakes for
/ M3 s3 @+ K0 a# F4 Cher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.3 v* X( [, H4 p# o1 i3 D+ i9 c. X4 J
The boys began to argue over who would
) S% j& _, Z; J1 M- o1 l& Nget the first pancake.
- F8 \7 u+ }) BTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
( I3 M9 X4 ~( y0 h) r9 b1 rmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
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3 _5 | O2 ?* i$ j3 A8 W+ |) U; efirst pancake, I can wait' ."
% b8 Y [7 p" o- e; EKevin turned to his younger brother and' Q! Z# u# K' X. B8 q- X
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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9 p8 `: \$ C2 N& yA father was at the beach with his children
+ p% _( t, ^$ V# V7 R" Q/ ^. U4 Cwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,7 g% I* R- H+ J2 M+ D0 h
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore, l: T/ V0 Q6 o: u- y
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.9 A, ~, C: }5 J+ p/ p5 X. Q
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
) F) a2 `. E8 f! J2 i" y; k"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
4 D- h& a0 V0 B! r" Y% G, HThe boy thought a moment and then said,
2 ^' X# z# J: s3 y"Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
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blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The+ d& }/ n) v. q& c+ R1 z
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
" b. f# Y( w* z* F+ oThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head: B5 Y7 l- F. z6 S2 X+ y
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these% |$ C9 ?7 G0 H* o
people to dinner?"
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Cheers!!!
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# W. q1 a; j# b. J4 u; cPeace, love and happines! |
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