可爱可笑的孩童

没心没肺

Kids in Church
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5 s: m/ X( Q. ]* R+ _# g3-year-old Reese :
9 [" R  S( C' {"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
Harold is his name.
Amen."
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! N$ j. `7 k8 V* z2 ]/ rA little boy was overheard praying:
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
) U  T- a  y+ `  r$ _don't worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother
" B" T; N, L2 z- ain church, Jason sobbed all the way home
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
2 b( s) [5 F8 a% }1 o4 Hhim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
' ~4 F" q9 D7 b" Vus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
to stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed,
! x# ]% o4 ]( k2 G  j"And forgive us our trash baskets as
  L/ p2 R! J% i! bwe forgive those who put trash in our
baskets."

A Sunday school teacher asked her
# z2 _$ d, j/ d* a: D: Tchildren as they were on the way to
Church service, "and why is it necessary
to be quiet in Church?"
One bright little girl replied,
"Because people are sleeping."

A mother was preparing pancakes for
4 U8 W. V- j8 v4 I% N+ Z& r* {her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
The boys began to argue over who would
get the first pancake.
* m0 d1 s9 o; hTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
  R1 e; e6 m2 q6 _would say, 'Let my brother have the
- w# a$ c, n+ ?4 L( y+ Q2 P6 gfirst pancake, I can wait' ."
5 T9 {& m* q: x2 |2 A+ w3 E% B- CKevin turned to his younger brother and
" `$ O9 _- d$ W- c1 Z2 m+ csaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"

A father was at the beach with his children
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
4 f5 |8 b* n$ k* S! k) Ywhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
% l: x% u. t* l"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
, {1 C1 G, M) Q/ d( FThe boy thought a moment and then said,
"Did God throw him back down?"

! ?! X0 H" g/ @  m  C9 FA wife invited some people to dinner.
/ L6 `5 h3 y9 K7 MAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
3 ]0 u$ }  J/ L# Q6 xdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
9 m) S+ P4 E: m5 j1 t: @blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
( T- H6 P  O0 x! M4 d$ @! o) Y- s! Sgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
% C7 W! k, l. g! D: `$ uThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
6 o# S3 I0 X) U9 i; o5 H8 Sand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
people to dinner?"
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Cheers!!!
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6 ]/ y: K0 }5 g: o, _! UPeace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
9 l4 ]. V1 d* k4 j, C5 A$ k* ?! ~Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
: g! }1 V+ k: T, c0 B3 CI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

2 n. e7 |9 a* maha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
" \  j4 ]1 T( H+ ?3 x"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

, Y% }4 H4 @' g( C$ j$ O$ M好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表


) C6 D" N7 E; K! Y; ^, j& M9 H4 V好好吃

ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

5 D9 G0 U: J  j+ U" Uaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
" D: `& n5 {" K* U% lMy boy's eyes turned ...

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Aha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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4 L8 Z% v8 W& d( R/ yaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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' b& X5 Q- [+ o# a" LRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
, k3 ^9 D7 w2 a" j8 @* [1 q: ?2 I"Don't be selfish!" I said.
' N0 ~7 a% B& A6 d# vMy boy's eyes turned ...

3 {0 k7 D% S. N9 O1 ^0 f0 RThanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby