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Kids in Church
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' ?; w a. B/ ]1 T5 B3-year-old Reese :2 Q3 H8 b& Y* E/ }
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
4 E4 k& D) a6 @# y' T* @% EHarold is his name.' l: F# n6 Y6 A! M) Q9 ?% l0 s
Amen."0 q% V/ A0 s7 z6 p; G) O' W7 L) s4 @, W
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A little boy was overheard praying:0 f8 g& w+ }) {
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,( q# v$ V9 u3 h& j" t
don't worry about it.2 z [7 m. w. ?8 u2 c$ R6 S
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother
+ j e0 k1 k% V5 @- s! ?: Jin church, Jason sobbed all the way home
9 y+ K7 x2 q: S- M6 i. ^in the back seat of the car. His father asked
% R, z9 J" f! h0 b( jhim three times what was wrong. Finally, the4 c& c; [- W, z6 p1 Z
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
2 H. _6 _/ U, }5 @+ S! B3 ]us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
/ T3 g# a: H' ^3 r4 w" [2 Vto stay with you guys."1 u/ m. j0 N7 r- E7 M/ x, a! A
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One particular four-year-old prayed,
; k7 ^( O. _) }, k6 N; h"And forgive us our trash baskets as' p7 P- Q+ l) q' B. ^) }
we forgive those who put trash in our! c2 L1 W5 D1 z% K @
baskets."! g0 a1 L2 O! d1 k v# N5 v/ J
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
) o9 G7 c3 q6 m0 k# e0 Fchildren as they were on the way to
+ A. S, @6 r9 [" c$ {Church service, "and why is it necessary
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1 f* [- V) s+ n4 e, l! l) h8 XOne bright little girl replied,, W4 g/ l( Z: }' R+ K7 v
"Because people are sleeping."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for
F6 u. L; _ C# ?2 {her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
. r- f8 C6 C+ l0 E0 F7 IThe boys began to argue over who would
8 d5 B( D7 e4 ~$ v+ C1 y9 Iget the first pancake.- k6 k% U" y2 E) {
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
' ]+ f( |- V9 [; h4 Bmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He. a- h2 b' N2 I. E
would say, 'Let my brother have the
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- u3 E2 R3 H- NKevin turned to his younger brother and
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2 m1 M4 V3 ~- A6 O# e5 g; G$ P+ L) oA father was at the beach with his children% q6 Q: k- `7 S6 }
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
' W7 P. L; v9 J. E, @2 Mgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
# c7 p8 `# |) g8 B( O: swhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.) ^( h$ s8 J# M% P) f4 x
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
( |/ y% o, t! ], M/ x"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
0 D$ u' u8 @% m! sThe boy thought a moment and then said,9 J2 `, @8 r% @4 R' U/ ]& e2 t
"Did God throw him back down?"
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, ]' B1 ?: u0 c- Z1 |3 I1 J, ?( `A wife invited some people to dinner.$ {/ l, L% d( [6 h, Z7 T
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old; H0 O; n2 C. r* u% B+ h
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the7 ~ h) Q. }0 D# ?8 N
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
2 e( g ^: U7 igirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
2 H( f6 t. ]+ ^' F; k) rThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head' R8 R \$ C# \8 p- K% q
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these9 d6 o0 \8 W ]0 K$ P& Z ]. ^
people to dinner?" W" `4 ], t0 u" j7 ], ?+ K3 T
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Cheers!!!
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/ n2 k* V; [7 O/ k6 dPeace, love and happines! |
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