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Kids in Church5 S& p! \4 U" j/ w# V3 M
s; U2 O' Q7 h0 b$ M3-year-old Reese :
/ u" Y( X& o- @1 G: H& x"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
( I9 u. P L P. j4 Y$ }; ZHarold is his name.
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+ _/ L8 Z' g, v B q/ [A little boy was overheard praying:
( R9 y+ \9 {6 h1 z* x- H9 B"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
( B1 Z3 {6 d3 i1 p9 m$ Edon't worry about it.
4 f9 N2 z/ {1 ]+ X7 C5 a1 kI'm having a real good time like I am."
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9 i9 |, o; L, ?* AAfter the christening of his baby brother
! I* ^! J! ^9 f# ]* n5 din church, Jason sobbed all the way home
) u; m0 x: `$ n1 s/ u7 T4 xin the back seat of the car. His father asked: S# y. N1 p2 M" u$ _4 ^
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the' c% v4 O& e4 v; h8 ]9 j8 z; w# Z3 s# q5 U
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted5 ]& d& V. e7 C, b: s* U
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted+ L- p) Z X6 h7 x; k# _7 s: e
to stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed,8 A `# `3 @: k1 c
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
0 X4 v9 ^$ I: Y4 T8 twe forgive those who put trash in our7 T3 z/ [7 w, V( d& k3 e; ^
baskets."7 ]- A1 l$ P( V% O* j6 g `+ d
/ g: y8 O6 h8 h: i! R0 OA Sunday school teacher asked her9 t( P7 i0 X9 \! U9 P( t
children as they were on the way to
* K0 n0 ^! h4 o( D7 r& [Church service, "and why is it necessary
2 q4 a% |0 F, `to be quiet in Church?"' t- w! _5 A2 p
One bright little girl replied,
, l3 `0 v) Z( u2 J5 q- }# v"Because people are sleeping."( W! ]8 q) @1 H4 L% M$ q! X7 h
V2 j6 u; w1 AA mother was preparing pancakes for
, `* l! m7 y" R* v# dher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.) i3 x$ D0 O7 U- M u9 V9 b6 F
The boys began to argue over who would
' \1 ~; }7 |1 {1 X+ K, yget the first pancake.$ n: A% Q! }& I ]
Their mother saw the opportunity for a7 k9 G u! y% S1 Z$ u
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He1 M. L0 r7 G) o5 b: q0 z8 ^ h z
would say, 'Let my brother have the
- N% g" u1 Q- v: ]# e' H' ?1 {first pancake, I can wait' ."
# J, R0 y3 A9 L6 C9 e' eKevin turned to his younger brother and* _4 C# ]/ M4 [0 g7 F" C
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !", D) `0 z% n! U4 W' K6 w. M4 N, L
! R. X L; [, N% ]- D. nA father was at the beach with his children- f5 \. N1 ?) i3 O
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
7 }; z {6 S Agrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore' G( W( P3 V- y* Z+ o' [: t
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.6 M9 w* t$ Q0 g/ x9 f/ W* J* g
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
; s( j6 X% v! j"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
8 Y' Y! b* A1 o1 [The boy thought a moment and then said,
8 Q" [4 N/ v3 K- j0 r- c* r9 j6 R"Did God throw him back down?"
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1 q/ D7 F$ r" P: q' U9 F: LA wife invited some people to dinner.( {5 v5 M: E$ ?0 Z
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
, k# H6 h9 `& hdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
9 _+ n q! p5 pblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The# }* A4 }. Y' K- a
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
0 z' y6 D$ T$ b# y G- XThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head' W' z/ c+ v' u+ m4 Z. t
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
# F. ]+ p& k' Z9 V0 apeople to dinner?"
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Cheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines! |
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