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Kids in Church

/ v. T9 ^% u1 p+ Q6 n3-year-old Reese :
' E' {; v/ `9 P"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
+ r6 P0 F8 w2 X8 z' Z- _Harold is his name.
0 t3 c. C5 e( w7 z; v" }Amen."
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: M; ^( R$ M0 q& BA little boy was overheard praying:
/ P' P, [' F1 `& q$ m) z"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
4 |& _2 X+ t% j3 G% K: L% pdon't worry about it.
9 v5 K. g$ }8 S% Z1 U1 `+ c4 I$ LI'm having a real good time like I am."

6 \# N7 ]# Q0 p! m/ ^! tAfter the christening of his baby brother
- |: @: e4 l( b9 y4 rin church, Jason sobbed all the way home
% H6 M9 ?! }+ d( W' k$ Yin the back seat of the car. His father asked
# \- A6 g- Z' `# [8 o/ r+ @him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
6 \& O5 Z( m) J. |0 e! }boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
! A$ q" Q1 _( M! M# V% Kus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
to stay with you guys."
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& T2 v& G4 F1 U) DOne particular four-year-old prayed,
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
we forgive those who put trash in our
baskets."
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5 l# p( }$ s8 I/ Z% I+ GA Sunday school teacher asked her
children as they were on the way to
Church service, "and why is it necessary
! \. R" x5 {* W: B  ^2 |to be quiet in Church?"
2 ]- w- T2 [0 v/ x* AOne bright little girl replied,
0 B* c' X3 V* m7 N"Because people are sleeping."

7 ]# E) t; r/ ?+ SA mother was preparing pancakes for
+ E2 z1 P8 e* z. ?9 eher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
The boys began to argue over who would
get the first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
, a0 {0 C3 Y3 G" a8 z$ Pmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
would say, 'Let my brother have the
first pancake, I can wait' ."
; I% g0 S: y/ G; iKevin turned to his younger brother and
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"

! M0 \: L2 t. IA father was at the beach with his children
) b0 [' A* F9 {; u/ F, O- \when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
1 e! p- y9 {6 M! h7 `- x5 J" lgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
; u4 Q7 L" S" Z) F/ ^4 Q$ K2 {"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
The boy thought a moment and then said,
. S" P+ F4 ?/ a- W"Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
' J7 d: x0 `: C' y) yAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
% P# ]) }$ y3 u( Wblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
3 S2 ]7 r' f* Wgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
0 M3 g/ q1 ~6 B' {: F' Aand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
people to dinner?"

# X& r% E1 N+ m  w  vCheers!!!

3 Z7 n: P+ C3 q, e9 iPeace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
, Q, n6 S8 r; d4 H( U# LVery funny stories. Kids are so cute!

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

, ?* _6 e9 s- N' P$ E9 KRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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2 b/ l6 z: J6 w" e& n! @" ~aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
( G& g" i4 R. ["Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

$ A0 t5 L; y- |2 o好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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2 o6 }6 d, O' ]6 ]; ~好好吃

% \/ r! j; J  I5 x$ E: X  |1 jha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

1 A1 O2 C* N3 D2 Q2 M/ ^aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
0 f1 G4 o3 [9 f2 w3 C, i6 r
! Q! S6 C  x' C  V# gRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
3 Q4 P9 }& O2 L/ a9 ~"Don't be selfish!" I said.
4 }( U$ a- v1 MMy boy's eyes turned ...

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Aha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

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Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby