可爱可笑的孩童

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Kids in Church

3-year-old Reese :
5 g$ y2 s" A5 y9 d1 ^: I"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
! f3 U0 t( I  A1 GHarold is his name.
Amen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
don't worry about it.
) [$ |+ E' j* |. v6 W8 X% gI'm having a real good time like I am."

After the christening of his baby brother
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
' w! `) l: U3 R. a4 E. @9 K, ^2 {in the back seat of the car. His father asked
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
0 H6 L5 H  {6 b* c( ^- yboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
1 L+ `3 K4 T6 cus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
$ u, E# |. }- Hto stay with you guys."
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* q+ e& `6 l9 K8 AOne particular four-year-old prayed,
+ D) `! T; Z& L"And forgive us our trash baskets as
. K6 g$ {0 G# Vwe forgive those who put trash in our
baskets."
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8 M2 w( H* r) }) \' P+ VA Sunday school teacher asked her
children as they were on the way to
Church service, "and why is it necessary
8 l$ ]2 J, y4 v7 xto be quiet in Church?"
4 I1 p; B6 |$ r5 @! COne bright little girl replied,
"Because people are sleeping."

A mother was preparing pancakes for
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
' a* J- v+ q- Y. s: J: DThe boys began to argue over who would
% x2 \3 R' X* R4 r# ]& `1 uget the first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
+ l/ W! Q# [* j  ^- j$ T" nmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
$ v& w/ ?( @9 Xwould say, 'Let my brother have the
first pancake, I can wait' ."
! k; x- h; l5 B$ U! UKevin turned to his younger brother and
8 b; o  t2 L" @3 D$ Z8 k0 ~said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
5 W3 p; O/ t6 V; lgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
* U& U5 l1 `9 x1 j"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
# w8 C7 I6 J! s( i) ~; Z1 kThe boy thought a moment and then said,
"Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
' p$ C% [5 M/ _; `At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
& w' r' x% h' b, \4 Z; ~daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
% C9 Y, m% {8 z8 \5 n. ~girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
people to dinner?"

Cheers!!!

! ?2 z+ P9 \% yPeace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
9 ]3 s7 E( A! _/ O0 IVery funny stories. Kids are so cute!

/ B# N1 M% A% n7 n/ {aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
$ b2 j0 Y- f& j7 Q8 u$ K"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
$ d) x6 V  |, z, ^0 pI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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: Z$ e* Q- ~' V! q4 }5 l0 {& q9 V, Zaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
9 r; c7 [) U2 f7 c) T7 H"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

2 [( ]. P- Z' Y% l9 _7 z好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表


6 |: `" ~! C3 S; D好好吃

( H7 B" v! }- U7 tha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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. K, R8 z/ t5 M, `' _2 t; Aaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
2 [; I' H/ V0 X- t# [! m
' B4 v. H4 ~: v' SRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
3 M/ M) z0 q; t7 p+ G9 t; S; x: b1 ]"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

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7 S: u, ~6 b& O, l% ^8 m9 uAha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
+ o% ^9 y+ ?" u0 q1 uMy boy's eyes turned ...

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5 o: p% K" Y# ^! CThanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby