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Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :3 e4 y# q, Q, K+ r; P
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,' r4 r# ~# K: }& }5 V0 E
Harold is his name.
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$ @6 ^: \0 r1 Z- tA little boy was overheard praying:
. j m N/ b2 j% o"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
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I'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother
* I( u; Q7 A C9 p z; Gin church, Jason sobbed all the way home
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him three times what was wrong. Finally, the% p b* N" ^5 r8 o% K. z+ t, Q
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
. u$ r/ ?4 P, [$ x! A* f' Fus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
, @4 U( G# ]& \. ^9 Ito stay with you guys."2 s# n7 C% h9 J: a
% g7 X; Q; P$ KOne particular four-year-old prayed,7 {3 _# l. Y2 m: k; e% A
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
3 r+ E8 Y; [ awe forgive those who put trash in our
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
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Church service, "and why is it necessary, F' R1 Q4 j8 f& |* {& O* S5 q: n
to be quiet in Church?"
; M7 P, [; g- H8 B" `: B9 _# y. c8 f$ ]One bright little girl replied," ^0 R+ i5 c) b) P# |$ Q
"Because people are sleeping."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for
; [4 G% @4 }" m) Kher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
: S8 x$ `, ?8 g0 p& c8 [# @% M2 @The boys began to argue over who would
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Their mother saw the opportunity for a2 e- B0 @& Y5 q* f4 t
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He2 J* p& K9 c! U( D/ l" k
would say, 'Let my brother have the
1 [, {2 @4 V! @! f6 V2 x+ ^3 cfirst pancake, I can wait' ."1 [! W5 A1 `6 v, k" ~
Kevin turned to his younger brother and+ |* a* N. R0 D4 X7 s/ i
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"1 e+ O: L$ A! n9 W3 N4 a" [: F! J8 C
! g9 x, C1 \: R( E! @0 XA father was at the beach with his children
! }1 I% f/ m8 U2 ?when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
9 p7 b, X2 J( j% s0 Igrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
" e3 i6 ~6 V4 x7 D' } X! vwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.: ]* f: J% i3 g/ ]! G& ]9 q
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.: r. u6 J' D6 t; e y$ u$ w: @* h9 k
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.' m$ \% c8 I$ _6 Q- h
The boy thought a moment and then said,
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% S, m, J$ l' D* M7 o* G$ i4 [A wife invited some people to dinner.
% g0 [+ v; n( WAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old5 p2 e9 s1 d$ D* j: f
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
5 e' |$ q/ u8 G1 I7 H* Iblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The) X" {# \/ @4 U* l( g
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
* I: Y! J1 t) ^2 C6 DThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
9 j7 V& f2 A$ c4 |' m1 V! Zand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these" B% b3 g3 Z& [7 C) z4 G, f, u
people to dinner?"" i3 Y1 K# c6 l& P0 J& J4 x/ v
# O" {3 p7 u9 t. v0 |% KCheers!!!% v/ P- ` y$ N) w- w2 b8 d
) p1 c& N1 o) y3 ~! U, qPeace, love and happines! |
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