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Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :8 c- R9 \4 t, `# u* O" K9 b
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,$ j( ^9 q- D1 q; Y- V/ ]* Q8 v: k
Harold is his name.9 L6 h; F6 ^2 B I" l
Amen." L0 T1 j A: O7 j
- Z# }3 v) K3 V) `* i( XA little boy was overheard praying:; ], @4 D* Z* X v' I
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,) i; R5 }4 R5 {7 T' ^; N! s- Q8 O
don't worry about it.8 `3 N3 e6 ^0 `* Z( ^' B
I'm having a real good time like I am."+ M2 l- r7 B2 D
" D5 ?: c) {7 T4 C) k8 S% s% c% uAfter the christening of his baby brother4 r' h& M" @& c, Q4 I
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home2 D. Z) V6 D4 C8 x7 P
in the back seat of the car. His father asked2 S, O' f$ V8 g2 T8 J! E, H8 u( w$ i
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
- e, c/ A2 H- h1 o& D+ Fboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
2 i! Y+ T% A& f2 }0 N& f% uus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted1 A$ S$ f8 p. D3 R4 U5 z
to stay with you guys."5 }% p. Y- g( u9 B
( U6 K+ @$ X: }2 r* b% I" z2 TOne particular four-year-old prayed,2 X! J3 n) Y8 T2 e3 h }( M( K
"And forgive us our trash baskets as. O1 ?# o5 m1 Q0 N- Z0 F
we forgive those who put trash in our$ ^: W1 o2 v/ L3 ~3 R5 \
baskets."! y3 B" ?- j- i1 u o2 k& L& Y
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A Sunday school teacher asked her9 H. z+ L+ P- P/ x7 e
children as they were on the way to
4 z# H2 M* w0 sChurch service, "and why is it necessary
& P2 h- f$ ]4 m; yto be quiet in Church?", C3 s9 a$ f7 }# e8 S
One bright little girl replied,% P, \0 F! }$ z b+ D$ P& ^% i+ f
"Because people are sleeping."- T; u& g: l% i9 @0 h0 L; h- g
+ u) d0 G4 T& X$ ?9 jA mother was preparing pancakes for
( j% A8 A6 a( h0 P! F! y9 Zher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3. `. M3 s4 @8 C( p0 {3 r# V* s
The boys began to argue over who would0 X6 |" O& v4 D9 S% A7 c7 \( T
get the first pancake.
$ }+ M* ?# T2 n* r! ^, g5 OTheir mother saw the opportunity for a4 |" v, m% Z3 ]0 j' B& }
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He' I; q0 c8 \# L& d
would say, 'Let my brother have the
9 |+ z, ?8 e' A, D. L Afirst pancake, I can wait' ."
6 f: x! ]7 p0 d5 N, b- WKevin turned to his younger brother and+ [5 p3 ~5 e9 o5 w/ w* q4 S& C
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"# V/ U3 v- O% f
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A father was at the beach with his children
" |5 L1 M7 W& A) i/ kwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him," v* G+ g8 G( z- A
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore) J( H; y0 _0 i. S# ?) ?( O! d) k
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
4 s/ H; j# i F/ I9 V; ?"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked., u0 m5 Y( w' B2 T) @* n' L
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
$ g& r0 F2 M* G& E8 h" Y1 jThe boy thought a moment and then said,
( [0 B. W+ n' N1 K9 ?$ l; I" ~"Did God throw him back down?"
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* [5 h$ y }2 E9 g& S( XA wife invited some people to dinner.
; @3 Z( g! e+ o7 mAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
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blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The( v+ i4 W0 Q; Q& ~: S( c
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
' j$ _. K" r& A' GThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
5 W6 T% G( O" zand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these0 x. a4 \6 F% n- B+ r% J# q
people to dinner?" s1 l* q* x; W4 }5 u9 \3 h7 m9 ^8 _
9 u5 y, w, [4 r2 r% n1 VCheers!!!, f; |, j6 O" i L
/ \$ I9 \9 A6 }4 C: H. o8 c/ PPeace, love and happines! |
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