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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church+ H, M2 @% T2 T" G2 e
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3-year-old Reese :$ _6 u7 x; G6 |; H, j5 h
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,( z( i: }$ Z; h5 z) B5 N
Harold is his name.
" D  q3 ]0 _/ K' LAmen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:3 B; ^- d/ X- L* M2 e2 ^
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
4 z$ `0 I/ O2 Gdon't worry about it.
) ]/ T1 S6 F& f+ SI'm having a real good time like I am.", i- D: H2 t4 E1 o( {
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After the christening of his baby brother+ |2 D3 a& O9 Y+ W/ l
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home" R8 z! \* i( R$ P" G2 @
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
  w/ @7 I7 f: `8 Jhim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
; F9 |6 e1 f. M" s$ q2 l  w0 p/ t, wboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
( `4 C; d2 @' L+ j% mus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted9 f9 |. }; n9 D, ^' ~
to stay with you guys."  R9 i$ y  M' u

1 `0 H% `% j  M  k/ Z' l/ `One particular four-year-old prayed,- `+ P) L- n, ~9 B9 b' b
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
1 C' o5 n7 B0 }8 h9 c; j" _1 swe forgive those who put trash in our0 Q+ L8 {8 i) M/ C
baskets."& R- R& N: F$ f- J+ V- t
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A Sunday school teacher asked her' A. p& W: \: q
children as they were on the way to
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to be quiet in Church?"1 l3 n2 B4 C- R4 w" N4 m& h
One bright little girl replied,. o8 p) T& R8 D1 z# J8 z$ ?; |: k. ]
"Because people are sleeping."( D: W* X# I4 n  D& D

1 }. x5 B. s5 UA mother was preparing pancakes for
+ `/ I! ~* m. G' r1 r0 g) rher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
/ W1 r7 Y6 }0 E8 eThe boys began to argue over who would
! t+ V, M7 H- }8 b8 v' z& Oget the first pancake.6 {) x/ ]9 J% D5 u
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
. r0 ?' |/ P; mmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He0 g5 `$ L) }3 k; m
would say, 'Let my brother have the
6 Q$ }" m+ h+ E7 ~: C, R  xfirst pancake, I can wait' .") g% E# N6 z2 |4 L
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
: {6 @# K8 m$ W! `said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"; u5 v9 V" A0 D) Y* ]8 O7 ?2 c+ Y# c
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A father was at the beach with his children1 ^# l$ h) g3 g* @0 c
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
* M' {- Q. z% G4 c2 wgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
* @1 o4 X1 W" p6 |4 j2 {where a seagull lay dead in the sand.. ?9 {4 u5 W1 x& A" E
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked., J% X# c) ~9 k' U* T! F+ k" r6 e
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
7 U3 }# L9 R4 J! W: hThe boy thought a moment and then said,
' x! i. ^. j0 f4 X9 l5 C"Did God throw him back down?"+ O/ n, H5 D; s

# \: g! b( T# x* \8 k( YA wife invited some people to dinner.% G' w  f& A. n9 l  j' Z' w
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
& z( G/ s! {  z: l* y; I" _daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
1 S$ W( v% g- A- O) z/ s: iblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
- y/ i$ c! ^% T- @- ?girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
6 O4 P3 u% B1 t( i! w5 f7 t; Y1 s$ VThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head( _, m1 T" u5 f7 \  X" c' @
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
4 h3 r4 ]" _' ]2 j9 x( n% Ypeople to dinner?"
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# ~! U: S' U. Y# VCheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表 ' s" o, i# F# A
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

2 Z! E+ s% w& |aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: 9 Z# B; |! `, e1 j+ D$ ~  Q

) X' m6 p9 a- L2 X  r: p8 J( ^Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
# n0 k4 {! O3 I; U' X* x# J"Don't be selfish!" I said.
& M: ?+ r% O0 z9 A4 }" \( u" XMy boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!" ! _( A4 g6 i6 j4 {( b6 q
I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: 1 w  `8 a5 k2 N: ^5 }. M

* l8 }& H* Z! z. u/ Y1 ^Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
# m% G% C3 v' v. [+ v- ^$ X0 b"Don't be selfish!" I said.
! `7 Q- `. S* [" X4 Z6 {My boy's eyes turned ...

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; ]$ F; S+ D! t$ G5 }0 H好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表 ) g& }1 Q. S2 |% R1 }% R

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1 @, _  B. D. d% f: m# {8 Aha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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2 J3 ~- W' C# G! S* j$ bRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
2 e1 B* g/ e7 E"Don't be selfish!" I said.
4 y  e+ {1 t4 }3 YMy boy's eyes turned ...
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7 n% x3 j$ d9 w; d2 y. d# S3 GAha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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' e$ a. {3 k5 M. I; yaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: 6 w( J! ~0 `0 Q' [# P3 Z5 M
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
* s) D: U7 h9 c"Don't be selfish!" I said.
. t# N0 f2 x+ L% u: R  QMy boy's eyes turned ...

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Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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