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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church
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- g! r% i! j9 K/ b6 o; G3-year-old Reese :* n& }1 O, q% I( c& K  q
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
8 i0 B6 }0 X# j+ a/ kHarold is his name.
$ P! d# p2 h9 M2 s$ _Amen."
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! Z" c% _2 L; P, OA little boy was overheard praying:
! o  m2 M* R0 U3 D8 `- d3 w"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
1 Q6 @5 k, [3 W  B9 Mdon't worry about it.
/ V: Q# H( A) q+ v2 Y; VI'm having a real good time like I am."$ [% W/ O2 u0 s4 \

, y3 T+ t# E5 C/ C. PAfter the christening of his baby brother
0 l% S. b: G# \) m5 win church, Jason sobbed all the way home7 d5 D) |- |- T" b
in the back seat of the car. His father asked0 u% c+ P. {) q7 M8 B
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the6 J3 [6 G: v0 `. ]  E! h/ m
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted' r' b$ h4 c- z+ P& Z; V
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted9 V. q3 b( e+ M3 ^9 P( R8 r/ ~$ r  S
to stay with you guys."% w' q/ ?8 R5 e. o/ _" N/ O
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One particular four-year-old prayed,4 i' Y' S7 o! _1 I
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
( F$ _$ r" g; f! Bwe forgive those who put trash in our4 e4 ?7 X  Y6 {! r; W8 E6 A, f
baskets."6 @8 N$ E" h. s

# A& L1 F: ?; |+ y5 \2 a# v5 EA Sunday school teacher asked her
# e( T; q9 n' n# C, h  Lchildren as they were on the way to
* ?' n* k2 ?4 V; m2 TChurch service, "and why is it necessary
4 j6 M9 W2 n& n# }to be quiet in Church?"6 z0 x1 w5 f, v! n: Q! E. I
One bright little girl replied,
7 C. k' N9 A0 H# a& B$ h" Q"Because people are sleeping.") \* [$ H+ N; {
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A mother was preparing pancakes for
3 K, [; C3 u  A5 X" m8 jher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
% P  D9 _+ ]* n: @& r& z( ~; l4 fThe boys began to argue over who would
' ~% M5 s( b  I) U' Sget the first pancake.
( o# B* N! A- C# w, l- y# U+ fTheir mother saw the opportunity for a1 y  A9 ]! h2 E  P& x3 t( Z8 F
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
6 ^4 _. f8 u2 o4 z+ u" Lwould say, 'Let my brother have the
& Z  B, v. B8 C! rfirst pancake, I can wait' ."$ H; [& v0 w. H  r
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
8 ^+ |9 f  V* l9 q* wsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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6 t  D: @2 z- s. `' eA father was at the beach with his children5 K( J. R' @! L  L
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,4 w! l6 [+ h( k7 j* Q
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
2 l/ M8 o- e1 M& g" Gwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
# \7 S/ c0 M/ [2 `; r$ |"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
" h/ s1 @& |: A" v1 b8 e/ ]9 r"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.2 P/ R- O9 H% \) c2 s
The boy thought a moment and then said,
: m' C/ w* |/ [8 o6 l9 Q) D; n"Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner.3 t" }8 P: {1 R$ z
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
: X7 M2 K# h: Z2 Wdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
$ A  U9 d' i0 ?( {7 D3 \blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The: Q; p" Z1 i! S
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
" T& B* ~; n0 G* s  W( K1 F+ }5 JThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head4 x% J  U1 D4 Q5 g
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these7 N" e2 O3 v  R$ U' P/ O
people to dinner?"2 }5 {1 C' h  ?( O( O; A0 u
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Cheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表 % ]) r9 v& N8 [+ V. N# D
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
4 j& e9 a9 U. W9 w"Don't be selfish!" I said., p# e7 r$ G  Y% `) |& A7 @
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!" * L- t7 {# H5 q5 a7 A# d* V  r
I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: , M  _2 M/ X, j; V8 h7 M
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
% G5 [% L+ H/ P"Don't be selfish!" I said./ T$ C$ i0 c0 Q- m* Y1 w4 x. l
My boy's eyes turned ...
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好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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好好吃

, |2 [: B' U: }* ^- ^ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 # R( [! E8 j$ Y# G* A, Z* f4 @9 N# |
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: 6 G. P% T& \2 ]

, N! j9 W. H0 P( j; p; k- k3 ^3 p5 `& _Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
4 Z& \: s% J7 {8 i5 u"Don't be selfish!" I said.
  M( R" k0 \" A+ i- t8 f: yMy boy's eyes turned ...

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8 @" j0 j0 W1 ~9 ?. k: m8 i7 `' FAha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 ) ?, @3 {& @$ B) {- k0 I+ g
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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0 T' j& \( [2 P! B9 b2 CRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
; z) Z% Y, G; {9 e* R. L1 s"Don't be selfish!" I said.# Z+ q3 e/ E. Z6 I* [7 m& S
My boy's eyes turned ...
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4 E3 U' A' R8 z+ A& aThanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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