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Kids in Church
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* Y7 `: x5 b# [3-year-old Reese :1 q x, R% U/ C" `: O
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,1 ]9 L2 T* {! o- `: ?- F
Harold is his name.
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( b- t. U8 M& I3 C5 kA little boy was overheard praying:! C) o- z- L; |6 {% X" S, J
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,' t& m7 i2 o2 d* g
don't worry about it.
" j! c" y* V5 l pI'm having a real good time like I am." e& f" V& y& S5 {" s: X
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After the christening of his baby brother
4 H$ K% b8 j6 w' Pin church, Jason sobbed all the way home0 h. P9 O6 m: b% Q4 K# T# x
in the back seat of the car. His father asked1 g- t- P( r% R; U' E. ~8 q4 U$ i
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the8 U/ M4 G0 _8 o3 }
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
8 G" x7 O# f' d. e N5 G9 ^us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
& n' ?, Y; R& D; h; f. t, Uto stay with you guys.", H9 @( X" Z9 |+ ^* G/ D
- y7 l# s; Q. b2 u: k9 w# hOne particular four-year-old prayed,8 B1 D/ t" }' P0 w0 s0 }1 H
"And forgive us our trash baskets as5 W7 E$ o' Y7 P
we forgive those who put trash in our
) c% `7 F" y9 C5 Y7 f7 e/ g8 }baskets."
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9 A' z% T) q3 |$ T% h; ?A Sunday school teacher asked her
' s- T' G. N0 i$ ichildren as they were on the way to
- E5 R( m/ L; K- ?- _ PChurch service, "and why is it necessary
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! G" F8 B1 J8 }' iOne bright little girl replied,
/ s4 j4 x" x& K; p"Because people are sleeping."
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! `9 o" C# N* ?6 Y: ^5 tA mother was preparing pancakes for
. `7 J$ K# {) x) o* @her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.% G+ S4 k: A- g, q1 O
The boys began to argue over who would
; A& H$ `! ^# ]: s; P: p" ]" J) j5 Rget the first pancake.8 P1 C$ S U" P8 N7 n
Their mother saw the opportunity for a, j) A& `1 F- S b- x5 I* a( Y4 }
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He4 Y9 d/ ?0 V3 a* v+ a7 _# B
would say, 'Let my brother have the- R$ L9 v* M) o- n. c+ q
first pancake, I can wait' ."
$ x9 q# J0 X, o5 HKevin turned to his younger brother and
$ k; ^2 v* L8 ]1 @+ t4 q! rsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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- e: F4 t' T8 zA father was at the beach with his children
( \# V8 D: F2 W) k4 nwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,
7 U0 b: _& a1 [$ X. kgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore& n# h$ U) a+ p9 v& \
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
! y4 W' O4 n+ U5 R$ O5 `"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked., u5 E) x9 O/ k# ~4 R
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
; }6 y0 y& z+ YThe boy thought a moment and then said,, J# d$ ]6 B7 L, N! i1 b* W/ G* O
"Did God throw him back down?"$ Y8 ^ c) N7 H
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A wife invited some people to dinner./ s" y9 C: Y( T' X. B j. [
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old' y/ |* x ]" S# g" \4 M3 k
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
# J7 T9 T: Y0 T/ E4 Iblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The' J/ W( Z) A0 S% r4 q# ~; D" R
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
) X) u# E, z9 G- `The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head+ E' i4 u' J/ \/ h
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these+ P6 C3 @# l. \9 `0 ^/ l% A3 j
people to dinner?"
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Cheers!!!5 K4 J3 R- N4 E1 r# o q
( A, D+ `: l% JPeace, love and happines! |
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