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Kids in Church3 d- g0 A! T! U& U& @
* _: i/ Q& _" z) M! }2 Q: C3-year-old Reese :
- c/ g8 }! b# G4 _6 h4 T; T"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
+ g& f4 E* O. G! ^+ z* O4 Y+ kHarold is his name.
3 o N3 K& S5 |( T9 y' N; w. kAmen."( N% R+ @5 {2 V) v
" e6 P. C( a# G) x! Q lA little boy was overheard praying:
, H# D& v6 g& [& g- ["Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
, c5 d. D( S* Q* K+ r2 R/ Ndon't worry about it.
: o L0 P" F" s! @I'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother
" x! J( h) W: h6 \# R4 x. v4 Zin church, Jason sobbed all the way home
% @2 m4 U6 n2 {; X, n2 J, z L! jin the back seat of the car. His father asked
2 Z0 Y. H# K% k- D0 }" r Q+ Hhim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
* u% f7 P6 H; u. X7 S* Xboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted3 q3 W& A- Y2 H6 V2 U1 q
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted1 E0 j8 w5 c1 H9 Q( r
to stay with you guys."
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) P) p4 q9 Y0 Z t. rOne particular four-year-old prayed,
! R; s+ _" W5 O9 U$ ^"And forgive us our trash baskets as5 x+ W1 t8 P+ d5 [
we forgive those who put trash in our
: [( V) O3 w; _% zbaskets."
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/ q, s8 M% x+ iA Sunday school teacher asked her
7 E6 G* D7 v! F. u/ T& Ychildren as they were on the way to$ Y: c) \/ |9 ~/ I- ?5 e
Church service, "and why is it necessary
2 m7 W6 G. N8 _ u& R) d! ito be quiet in Church?"
, ] D4 q V* C; U% T, dOne bright little girl replied,
2 e5 l5 t6 |. n% v5 o+ M/ H"Because people are sleeping."* @1 |$ L% L, Z; _: U
6 L2 K: x5 J$ C5 cA mother was preparing pancakes for. L$ E: M8 S1 N/ @+ K- q
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
& e: f5 W* @' V8 S( }5 f iThe boys began to argue over who would
. Z( E9 p1 g' k9 y2 tget the first pancake.
7 @' M9 D2 @; X' x f$ z. ] iTheir mother saw the opportunity for a( f9 w+ F( T* X
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
) k, Q, N0 C8 r" B7 S! E5 B& rwould say, 'Let my brother have the h& m- s5 v7 Q7 E
first pancake, I can wait' ."
9 w; P3 |& d4 F$ YKevin turned to his younger brother and
; {6 `6 Y4 c7 z% esaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"+ f) q J8 `; ?8 A1 D
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A father was at the beach with his children
- l: P) L5 p5 mwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,
* q! U3 X, Y1 |/ Zgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore. Z. T2 Z g/ P
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
4 C6 P1 d2 } H1 T6 x"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
4 ]! u* p+ ?: [& s1 A1 c0 J"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied. {6 e3 ^0 i1 M( o- T. c
The boy thought a moment and then said,; a" w7 n3 m( X9 Y
"Did God throw him back down?"5 v; z: o% C. a" I h
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A wife invited some people to dinner., v$ }- W. n, \5 I' I% c( o0 l% A
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old2 B; z q4 w/ a! A, }8 Y0 U
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
0 i) z0 r8 j' a& V6 Z qblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
, O) q' |7 i* p' h. tgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
& C% ]* d/ Q- d, [9 c; [The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
) o: H( `7 _0 o9 W8 Z0 Z( Mand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
5 k: w2 V2 s/ s+ L m( ^" tpeople to dinner?" ~( l8 b8 ]/ m
. b: e) x8 H- d s/ hCheers!!!! r- v6 [4 d; l5 T
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Peace, love and happines! |
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