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Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :
; o! Y( L8 `4 E/ D' s"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,9 F( v* v7 ~% i6 v
Harold is his name.
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A little boy was overheard praying:" J" i( f; ^5 t' ~
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,6 m# h% u5 N+ ]. F4 n- h# U% z
don't worry about it.
6 l5 ^% p7 ~/ n u2 B7 R) v' CI'm having a real good time like I am."$ u$ h) i$ J5 K! D: g4 @
; i, A1 E% p( u& J4 E z& wAfter the christening of his baby brother% V/ p; D6 h+ V* ]
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home- |, B) Q9 f& y* W# L& \7 E8 ?* N
in the back seat of the car. His father asked8 J, q3 X. v" D' P" M
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
# }1 u3 h; x. X: ], oboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted/ I$ n2 I, ]8 H5 a+ D$ l9 U
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
# K$ K0 Y1 L" x0 U6 A- B6 Fto stay with you guys.", ]% {* k5 A$ A/ s
; ~3 O0 m* t: x; b L L5 YOne particular four-year-old prayed,3 w9 B2 C P6 O% V8 V2 g' r& B
"And forgive us our trash baskets as- |& J6 V! x' ^% B5 j) u+ d4 W
we forgive those who put trash in our/ L4 O, L _( u. U/ J
baskets." [- K3 { Y2 I+ l7 q( k
( A4 `9 `4 [6 l, b: }A Sunday school teacher asked her
7 H5 N2 Y9 I7 l9 I, R& _children as they were on the way to: X2 g3 o4 f; q
Church service, "and why is it necessary% M$ o- B! ?/ }, @! V
to be quiet in Church?"
; T5 L& Q! s. pOne bright little girl replied,7 E# ?/ \3 X |6 S& }* K( N
"Because people are sleeping."& [8 v6 q' z1 Z- o$ F; X' w
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A mother was preparing pancakes for
3 F# R; n% @5 Rher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
( S$ n; L0 {* s" }2 Z% oThe boys began to argue over who would8 a2 }9 Q6 ~( R. E( M$ [
get the first pancake.+ y* R7 d! D" t. d4 l* I
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
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would say, 'Let my brother have the) Q. c# R! A3 y Q, u5 j8 P8 z
first pancake, I can wait' ."0 L% C7 L: k( ~1 C; M
Kevin turned to his younger brother and( H7 n; U+ }6 m+ A: \! U6 f4 N
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children
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grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
9 _# i: E, N8 g& hwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.2 N3 q+ E5 h4 e4 C* r% |
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
; b c8 F# @; n* I, ?"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
$ g8 s. Y" _, d5 i/ U8 JThe boy thought a moment and then said,* l6 r% H. v& m2 Q" v
"Did God throw him back down?"
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5 n# ?' }: | u. X" b) RA wife invited some people to dinner.
8 d+ f# |" ` YAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
/ |7 c2 R+ ~( ]2 [daughter and said, "Would you like to say the. m$ j8 t& A, L% I% S, j, U
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
! q3 v) X" L" n' _4 ?girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."6 e, ]0 Q- W- M) e! _7 G" `$ U
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
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people to dinner?"6 Q, O0 |/ T l% h1 X; ^- \6 J) z, Y
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Cheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines! |
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