可爱可笑的孩童

没心没肺

Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
7 v4 [% R0 G) c8 ~- i& aHarold is his name.
Amen."

$ \0 a! w" ^: j1 }. dA little boy was overheard praying:
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
) h1 v0 u. t( S; ]( Hdon't worry about it.
5 m% i& X( Q1 f- l! V' ]I'm having a real good time like I am."

After the christening of his baby brother
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
) \' j) a4 k) d4 B* ^7 c9 M2 Rin the back seat of the car. His father asked
3 T9 @. Z- R& i& G: T9 n! `him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
2 u1 u2 O8 _) G: Kus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
" a2 Q4 U- y+ l4 S9 Z8 uto stay with you guys."

One particular four-year-old prayed,
/ c& c4 F" {& n8 E9 R: C! u6 S! i"And forgive us our trash baskets as
, B1 L5 W8 y1 k' Ywe forgive those who put trash in our
baskets."
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
/ E1 ^9 \8 y% Z$ j/ i4 t. lchildren as they were on the way to
Church service, "and why is it necessary
. {# b4 a3 Z- G, b" j( Bto be quiet in Church?"
! z. U% c5 F% u$ NOne bright little girl replied,
) r, A, A5 u8 H4 `- I"Because people are sleeping."
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1 e. \; I# F/ n3 `* O0 OA mother was preparing pancakes for
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
; _+ \3 N/ v1 k7 mThe boys began to argue over who would
get the first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
would say, 'Let my brother have the
" W7 `. y( c4 }$ H" s7 \first pancake, I can wait' ."
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"

9 g+ m) t+ h+ k; E0 eA father was at the beach with his children
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
# R9 i) ~; z( M: ?" m, E7 h"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
The boy thought a moment and then said,
"Did God throw him back down?"
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3 O1 N% _1 S$ l( a! v" ^A wife invited some people to dinner.
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
8 s, s: H; p% U& F5 g/ Xgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
$ ]/ G2 m( V$ {The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
6 a( K% H2 z: Y! T7 t7 g5 ^people to dinner?"
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% }4 k, |$ b' A1 D3 ICheers!!!
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/ m; C5 R; Q# b# B9 EPeace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
( ^6 k0 {0 B3 A6 o# b6 x8 P8 [; cMy boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
: y0 C) {/ c8 J; m+ d6 P, L1 c% k" ?I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

0 h+ m' C+ i) @- L! n' Y5 Haha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

, n! [- I: l4 wRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
8 j7 r% @3 N. W  V"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

* _% V1 n  D. L. V好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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7 M7 s; A0 P8 M8 O4 R好好吃

ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

/ Y0 p# I7 B% o+ F2 d4 V# }aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

0 V/ Q1 \7 N6 Y' t! NRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
) {: B( V0 k4 J: i. j  l, d"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

% i& A( M& I* B) |" I3 rAha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

3 e& {, p- ^6 FThanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby