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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church5 B. p$ O6 ?. X! z
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3-year-old Reese :
! F' f# p3 V; p0 ]8 n"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
; _& a, g4 d5 P0 i1 k, T$ t  [Harold is his name.
; `# K8 @! B4 vAmen."& Q9 S2 S4 |4 I. E* Q- |
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A little boy was overheard praying:5 w$ t: j* ]4 k7 Y0 B
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
; f5 V( G- E) udon't worry about it.8 J" V# K, D) ^' M3 k; K
I'm having a real good time like I am."6 V1 a2 m6 J  s, r; s3 W/ b

! c/ b; F9 `) A6 k4 l2 fAfter the christening of his baby brother, s$ |8 O7 V7 V
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
; h& J) @' ]2 a/ t- @) \in the back seat of the car. His father asked5 Y9 A( A8 d5 T: G% N$ |1 d
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the* X" p: x3 J& E; T8 X4 y
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
. F( R9 X6 \- J# u1 X! Y9 nus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
& O/ n2 \; a( ^to stay with you guys."6 z" a# U4 q; E6 D' Z% `& p0 n

6 J* W; T- a  y$ R$ F: |One particular four-year-old prayed,
" w/ P' a# q7 f" ~"And forgive us our trash baskets as
+ G1 L5 |4 A3 `' t; B8 f& zwe forgive those who put trash in our
5 e3 Q, |0 ^- `* ubaskets."
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7 e, {0 C* N: T; M$ T/ LA Sunday school teacher asked her1 C" z) X1 H( p3 Y; n; A1 j
children as they were on the way to
, i8 R  c( ^, E% |! G  aChurch service, "and why is it necessary) [8 u6 S: S; t4 V
to be quiet in Church?"
1 B- S+ v7 Z5 Z- _- ^. NOne bright little girl replied,
4 G/ }: P7 l, Q! `2 X0 u* D"Because people are sleeping.". c" F% d# L/ ^8 w8 A$ L
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A mother was preparing pancakes for& A+ t6 U" Q8 i$ K5 H5 \
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.8 H6 u5 w* z' w9 E: @/ k  `7 ]
The boys began to argue over who would5 L+ M) Z9 K2 |+ O3 {
get the first pancake.
, A) e* p9 W' D# Q. mTheir mother saw the opportunity for a$ E0 e' \- b$ N8 c: t! I) c
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
5 `0 H( k2 {: }# o0 P* uwould say, 'Let my brother have the
6 [3 M  O4 F9 p6 `first pancake, I can wait' ."
. B0 ~8 P0 ^9 a& A6 {3 w5 B1 e- H' FKevin turned to his younger brother and
/ K$ r$ ?6 k) A4 asaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"# |2 a) E% A8 Y. h. S- i0 q7 M, G+ i

2 _5 _3 D3 g% m# ?' K# QA father was at the beach with his children
% U  M% |1 {3 h# @  m* w8 @when the four-year-old son ran up to him,( ?& m* p% L5 e) F
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore4 @+ R: J8 s, B
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
: R1 Q# ~9 ~2 G9 k5 i"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.% ~( h- ~# x! O  |. ^
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.: v* t+ b" P2 z
The boy thought a moment and then said,5 x: K0 h5 r3 T. ]3 X
"Did God throw him back down?"7 L$ f( T; }" U) G5 H3 j( y2 d
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A wife invited some people to dinner.! L2 j% Q) V( l
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old$ e% z/ g: Z. _9 q: X1 i
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
! K3 z9 ?& S( H: ublessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
: ^9 p4 s( K! X% tgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."; z9 P  g! v$ o) Y7 ?
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
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people to dinner?"" P: {1 F& T) c1 F

+ N: W, _2 g  U+ kCheers!!!
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+ }0 W2 f- W8 `4 |+ @* S3 U3 |Peace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表 ) }  h6 l3 N2 p! P
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

  {6 b1 V8 y+ G/ i0 R  Waha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: ; f8 k9 R; ~& r0 P, |
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
7 C6 m7 I5 ^9 j: T  {- u"Don't be selfish!" I said./ o: K, X6 n% i0 k, O: v0 p
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
# }. E7 \+ ?$ `, \I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: 1 Q# v  N, r) P1 t1 x7 y: K0 F8 R6 [

! u* b# c% ~. F3 l" s  ZRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
, J2 j+ z2 I/ ]9 k3 s0 Y"Don't be selfish!" I said.5 r( d7 Y" l. Q$ F. f  I5 ~
My boy's eyes turned ...
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$ e# m4 `3 K4 @# N( ~好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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好好吃

- L, @8 ]7 o& Cha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表   W! @, o  s2 P

& ~0 W: V2 Y, I, taha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
5 }6 _1 G: n/ u/ e8 ]* w7 ~5 `
) F' d  S! m4 Q, n6 J/ xRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
7 @/ Q0 j+ r0 z, V* ~- E# ?"Don't be selfish!" I said.
0 W, I; H# }( ?& j5 q+ ]My boy's eyes turned ...
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; @$ S+ |- M! l- AAha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: ; b+ ]  Q* y9 l$ U# g

1 b: @7 m2 A0 F# k( j+ {Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.4 I' V# A' C' R
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
( q* Q4 i. R, JMy boy's eyes turned ...
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# g; m" ~1 |4 Q& V2 u& rThanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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