可爱可笑的孩童

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Kids in Church

* _: i/ Q& _" z) M! }2 Q: C3-year-old Reese :
- c/ g8 }! b# G4 _6 h4 T; T"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
+ g& f4 E* O. G! ^+ z* O4 Y+ kHarold is his name.
3 o  N3 K& S5 |( T9 y' N; w. kAmen."

" e6 P. C( a# G) x! Q  lA little boy was overheard praying:
, H# D& v6 g& [& g- ["Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
, c5 d. D( S* Q* K+ r2 R/ Ndon't worry about it.
: o  L0 P" F" s! @I'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother
" x! J( h) W: h6 \# R4 x. v4 Zin church, Jason sobbed all the way home
% @2 m4 U6 n2 {; X, n2 J, z  L! jin the back seat of the car. His father asked
2 Z0 Y. H# K% k- D0 }" r  Q+ Hhim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
* u% f7 P6 H; u. X7 S* Xboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
to stay with you guys."
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) P) p4 q9 Y0 Z  t. rOne particular four-year-old prayed,
! R; s+ _" W5 O9 U$ ^"And forgive us our trash baskets as
we forgive those who put trash in our
: [( V) O3 w; _% zbaskets."
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/ q, s8 M% x+ iA Sunday school teacher asked her
7 E6 G* D7 v! F. u/ T& Ychildren as they were on the way to
Church service, "and why is it necessary
2 m7 W6 G. N8 _  u& R) d! ito be quiet in Church?"
, ]  D4 q  V* C; U% T, dOne bright little girl replied,
2 e5 l5 t6 |. n% v5 o+ M/ H"Because people are sleeping."

6 L2 K: x5 J$ C5 cA mother was preparing pancakes for
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
& e: f5 W* @' V8 S( }5 f  iThe boys began to argue over who would
. Z( E9 p1 g' k9 y2 tget the first pancake.
7 @' M9 D2 @; X' x  f$ z. ]  iTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
) k, Q, N0 C8 r" B7 S! E5 B& rwould say, 'Let my brother have the
first pancake, I can wait' ."
9 w; P3 |& d4 F$ YKevin turned to his younger brother and
; {6 `6 Y4 c7 z% esaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"

A father was at the beach with his children
- l: P) L5 p5 mwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,
* q! U3 X, Y1 |/ Zgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
4 C6 P1 d2 }  H1 T6 x"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
4 ]! u* p+ ?: [& s1 A1 c0 J"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
The boy thought a moment and then said,
"Did God throw him back down?"

A wife invited some people to dinner.
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
0 i) z0 r8 j' a& V6 Z  qblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
, O) q' |7 i* p' h. tgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
& C% ]* d/ Q- d, [9 c; [The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
) o: H( `7 _0 o9 W8 Z0 Z( Mand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
5 k: w2 V2 s/ s+ L  m( ^" tpeople to dinner?"

. b: e) x8 H- d  s/ hCheers!!!

Peace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
7 m0 \1 V. g" l7 ^* ^7 GVery funny stories. Kids are so cute!

# y1 q2 z' K3 M, |# Uaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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$ G9 [6 X' n3 vRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
% @1 j( d& x7 y8 P# {3 A"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

) h9 l" i% N  DRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

* l2 U$ |6 X& Y好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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好好吃

4 Z- g+ A: H8 w% b2 |/ u2 Fha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

/ g0 j9 H1 `" Oaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
7 G- A- x  \& V( U' j. ]+ J* t( U
! O  ~+ ^! N0 CRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
4 Z! r- p. R; `+ \( y/ r"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

9 y- Q/ y% E1 U! L+ YAha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
5 y, f; J5 w( L  O# e! Q  r) K"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

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8 N$ N5 e$ J6 |- p, TThanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby