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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church( m7 O/ D1 K8 h8 z/ L8 C

/ v. T9 ^% u1 p+ Q6 n3-year-old Reese :
' E' {; v/ `9 P"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
+ r6 P0 F8 w2 X8 z' Z- _Harold is his name.
0 t3 c. C5 e( w7 z; v" }Amen."
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: M; ^( R$ M0 q& BA little boy was overheard praying:
/ P' P, [' F1 `& q$ m) z"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
4 |& _2 X+ t% j3 G% K: L% pdon't worry about it.
9 v5 K. g$ }8 S% Z1 U1 `+ c4 I$ LI'm having a real good time like I am."' X: c. \  E9 K- i# R. `1 T

6 \# N7 ]# Q0 p! m/ ^! tAfter the christening of his baby brother
- |: @: e4 l( b9 y4 rin church, Jason sobbed all the way home
% H6 M9 ?! }+ d( W' k$ Yin the back seat of the car. His father asked
# \- A6 g- Z' `# [8 o/ r+ @him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
6 \& O5 Z( m) J. |0 e! }boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
! A$ q" Q1 _( M! M# V% Kus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted7 r6 i7 D1 y+ x
to stay with you guys."
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& T2 v& G4 F1 U) DOne particular four-year-old prayed,% n0 }- B0 E0 y5 ?8 G+ B1 u
"And forgive us our trash baskets as5 X( _3 Q; J  M) x  e6 s1 V9 D: _
we forgive those who put trash in our0 Y  C, `4 Y9 I# p
baskets."
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5 l# p( }$ s8 I/ Z% I+ GA Sunday school teacher asked her0 A( G7 t  ?8 H- H* W9 P0 `( ?
children as they were on the way to- h( _% Q. a4 J3 n) v2 @( E8 k, Y4 T& ]
Church service, "and why is it necessary
! \. R" x5 {* W: B  ^2 |to be quiet in Church?"
2 ]- w- T2 [0 v/ x* AOne bright little girl replied,
0 B* c' X3 V* m7 N"Because people are sleeping."' g+ w3 w  z+ t: l5 d

7 ]# E) t; r/ ?+ SA mother was preparing pancakes for
+ E2 z1 P8 e* z. ?9 eher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.4 c# A; g  i2 d" N
The boys began to argue over who would" Y" d7 B$ B6 Z. b. |. Q7 h3 p& V& V
get the first pancake./ Q$ c1 i& X" ]! |' f
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
, a0 {0 C3 Y3 G" a8 z$ Pmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He- C* f" u7 R1 ?1 S) h) m
would say, 'Let my brother have the% {; L& a5 ?9 B
first pancake, I can wait' ."
; I% g0 S: y/ G; iKevin turned to his younger brother and; v* u) {5 X* t( K+ \) F
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"7 l( p" I8 v1 V! A2 x4 T7 r% m

! M0 \: L2 t. IA father was at the beach with his children
) b0 [' A* F9 {; u/ F, O- \when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
1 e! p- y9 {6 M! h7 `- x5 J" lgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore% d' p; k; r# P% Z
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
; u4 Q7 L" S" Z) F/ ^4 Q$ K2 {"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.! ]2 F3 `1 j5 I6 V
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied./ a: p( i5 v; [  r+ w" G
The boy thought a moment and then said,
. S" P+ F4 ?/ a- W"Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
' J7 d: x0 `: C' y) yAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old) i; z" C  w, T( G/ W! ~* j1 g6 k
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
% P# ]) }$ y3 u( Wblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
3 S2 ]7 r' f* Wgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."5 Z% F( @, o9 G( Q
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
0 M3 g/ q1 ~6 B' {: F' Aand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these' {' E0 I/ s8 X+ K: d# ?! r
people to dinner?"( x; p1 l3 m$ \* Q& [

# X& r% E1 N+ m  w  vCheers!!!4 ]$ s, K& M% T

3 Z7 n: P+ C3 q, e9 iPeace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
, Q, n6 S8 r; d4 H( U# LVery funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: ' ?7 _: H( n7 ]; w: K# E

, ?* _6 e9 s- N' P$ E9 KRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.* n7 e8 R7 s, L* G. T  b! h  G( C
"Don't be selfish!" I said.6 m7 `7 d6 F: \9 V3 n6 l
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!" ; }- q1 C  f( h! m6 b1 {* z
I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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2 b/ l6 z: J6 w" e& n! @" ~aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: 6 ?  M) |3 S2 ?7 l) C, f* q) {
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
( G& g" i4 R. ["Don't be selfish!" I said.5 S2 S: f/ j! e3 M3 W/ W
My boy's eyes turned ...
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$ A0 t5 L; y- |2 o好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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2 o6 }6 d, O' ]6 ]; ~好好吃

% \/ r! j; J  I5 x$ E: X  |1 jha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 + `$ k$ |( I( B. {& P

1 A1 O2 C* N3 D2 Q2 M/ ^aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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! Q! S6 C  x' C  V# gRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
3 Q4 P9 }& O2 L/ a9 ~"Don't be selfish!" I said.
4 }( U$ a- v1 MMy boy's eyes turned ...

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Aha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 5 r$ }$ _1 J4 \% N- V4 {' D
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: * }0 D5 |5 j, C/ k) q7 b, Q. l7 ~" h
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.* c* j& @- X8 J5 V9 j/ \
"Don't be selfish!" I said.8 y: Z0 m- D, f" A1 f# {
My boy's eyes turned ...

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Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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发表于 2008-2-20 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
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