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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church
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) N* J& O) Y# o1 h3 ]. V3-year-old Reese :
! a( h1 v' c3 K5 H' c2 B- x"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
$ X! a4 v7 Q  t; e8 y- P/ Q: oHarold is his name.# m+ B; X4 [0 A/ [2 q
Amen."3 q" O+ v# ]1 J; O; S
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A little boy was overheard praying:
+ q  ?; ~0 F. V% e"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,0 `& _4 ~6 Z  g+ {, t; V
don't worry about it.4 m% x  I9 N8 |) i" L; ?
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother
' u5 e7 c2 y2 E5 @- W4 g/ Q; v6 O7 Din church, Jason sobbed all the way home5 E& l& o# |; W2 [9 O
in the back seat of the car. His father asked9 S1 V( B7 o0 |, b9 N8 O- B  C
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the- E8 D: ^$ p$ [5 N9 A
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted1 V! Q! C* l: N# F
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
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' h1 G. F5 L7 w& Y) _# U! LOne particular four-year-old prayed,) C2 w( @" D. Q
"And forgive us our trash baskets as; p. `3 r8 A' m
we forgive those who put trash in our
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A Sunday school teacher asked her# j* |, R) r6 b, U% {
children as they were on the way to. ~0 i$ M* S7 v; `- Z: X
Church service, "and why is it necessary! r/ w+ W  D! u) a* y( i5 `2 s
to be quiet in Church?"
0 U: A7 N: v$ Z# n/ P4 @One bright little girl replied,
' l" ^+ {) U& f8 v6 }"Because people are sleeping."
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8 P& m: m* Z5 J+ k+ U" i9 @% H; pA mother was preparing pancakes for$ h% i& }2 c1 i1 k
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
4 B% a- b( W' @- f& iThe boys began to argue over who would3 |1 N- I( B+ \: j+ m) a* c# A
get the first pancake.7 o' w. C0 d  L9 q' _
Their mother saw the opportunity for a1 g5 X7 D2 n% q
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
- ^8 a6 }2 y# ~: N( R5 Uwould say, 'Let my brother have the
& K8 E& _6 F" t8 j6 U9 o* ofirst pancake, I can wait' ."
) h" n( _* j* p' [Kevin turned to his younger brother and/ f: O$ \  Z7 q! `" L# K
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children$ }  q6 E; {) W8 p5 u
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,; n8 n  q+ p9 m) }7 z/ @1 b" W
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
  u5 E; B8 K! @* _! K9 K: Dwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.0 D! {/ ^1 L/ G* _5 }0 f8 ?* v
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.: U  E: U9 _& `) m& G; R5 ?
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.) U! J+ @/ H: }9 l5 p0 S
The boy thought a moment and then said,
- T8 P& B, A$ \; y# w+ C"Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
4 g- Z% `, C! O2 z0 x' Y3 X( _( wAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
' ]8 n& R0 j1 ^0 o8 R. S0 ldaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
6 C+ _! t" h6 ~& m7 d0 Dblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
- d$ y( w6 o& L' T9 {girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
: x4 }- m* Z  h: x; s" qThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head! \9 Z; `" v7 N  e. [- ]
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these( S) w$ G, |, N8 B+ z# O
people to dinner?"
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Cheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
1 u$ j+ z0 _5 J, d- x$ S4 u: qVery funny stories. Kids are so cute!

4 k) V2 k. S2 D4 daha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: 9 P5 }$ X2 {' @) {  b
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.4 q8 S& _: p1 _  K' N$ Z
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
: T; v" J: F& gMy boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!" - J/ \/ M/ x; j. s
I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 3 I) W9 c" m; P6 N9 M

6 W0 O" k' a; s9 d5 Y* ]3 Daha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
  u/ c) Z5 F# z6 L7 ~"Don't be selfish!" I said.
- K+ r! @/ x1 a4 w, k* V' EMy boy's eyes turned ...

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3 `, Q$ ~! F: a0 Z& V3 I$ Q2 t好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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; k2 K+ K: R) I: B5 h  ^ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 2 r% Q+ p" _  t

5 Z# A( o$ Y% Z. Z  A8 Yaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
" R8 t, g5 F4 r+ F* X% Z"Don't be selfish!" I said.
/ @4 i0 Z$ r3 a6 K. n2 t. A7 j, TMy boy's eyes turned ...
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0 D$ p% W3 s5 @+ W8 OAha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 . _2 N# p6 f  |7 T( b
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
( h1 c8 W' F# ?' L"Don't be selfish!" I said.
" ~0 R% [' Q$ P: l2 p' v2 W/ oMy boy's eyes turned ...
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Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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发表于 2008-2-20 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
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