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Kids in Church
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" r v8 M) I5 i( T: B& B! P3-year-old Reese :
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Harold is his name." V2 D$ k" X2 x. W4 H; s
Amen."
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: ^3 Z0 m/ x5 V" W1 l% aA little boy was overheard praying:
* e; M0 h" W% |, u/ Q"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
: i9 `7 ?3 g/ N0 |3 b! Mdon't worry about it.
- ]: @) e5 U3 C& FI'm having a real good time like I am."
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5 b* Z% G* N6 F3 K, O8 ZAfter the christening of his baby brother3 I5 `% f( _: r8 b! b/ c( C
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home4 c- q! E$ ~3 N8 D" c
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
# F8 q7 ~# W+ P% D% Ahim three times what was wrong. Finally, the/ ]+ u1 F! F4 {* w6 ]( H
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
9 u8 F/ z" g, W. l! S( [us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
1 y4 p. \, @, k+ Sto stay with you guys."" f/ l0 Q9 O, a# j7 N* q& I
, T, k0 O9 A( QOne particular four-year-old prayed,0 k: z/ C; E" Y+ U2 t3 j+ p, J, h
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
2 y2 Z, D" j# M4 ?& Cwe forgive those who put trash in our
. J( ~: g9 @3 ]7 o% B ?* t/ G- L4 l6 {baskets."' ^1 W: X$ z& p: {3 k V0 C2 G
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A Sunday school teacher asked her2 ]2 p4 I0 o) R+ v
children as they were on the way to9 p* p* f% R9 w* [7 O/ S
Church service, "and why is it necessary
# ~' L0 d; z7 S3 ?to be quiet in Church?"
& A, I, f. h& a" _6 E% lOne bright little girl replied,' a! C4 l8 ?. d" Y
"Because people are sleeping."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for Z% b8 G3 [. v: V0 ]) }2 d9 d7 D2 \
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.# \8 i3 _5 P* K
The boys began to argue over who would
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Their mother saw the opportunity for a; y& f0 L$ ?' I) Q
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
2 P$ `2 v4 B% R& v0 u1 U& Swould say, 'Let my brother have the$ ^, t* x ~9 \4 ]6 i
first pancake, I can wait' ."
0 e$ [$ W% k+ @) {+ G; bKevin turned to his younger brother and
2 y; E/ c) z) O$ z3 w1 Q1 Dsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children- T; T: e0 _. U& k# L
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
( H" r1 x) r4 U Q! Q o+ Egrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore4 @* O- g/ b% b0 j' B
where a seagull lay dead in the sand., |9 k% ~: p5 X: r$ N
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.$ H- L5 n1 u$ H
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
1 c/ ~# Q: `) N% N$ J6 q5 l8 i f* @The boy thought a moment and then said,
: A3 w- y8 \) x% f2 n( i, ]"Did God throw him back down?"- i* _# N0 N) _
( p- [$ t e8 G; I# ZA wife invited some people to dinner.3 r; S0 j+ C' Y
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old+ ^( ~. i. G9 F# y: C! w
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the2 u/ Z! [$ n. G+ s: P s5 i6 a1 {
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
! I1 P* f5 Q& s0 N, ?# g# mgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."& k+ j- p3 W8 j x# S K
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head7 [$ m/ Q" W4 G
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these8 m8 c& o! h L; w% T
people to dinner?"
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Cheers!!!0 z* n% v3 p# i4 u' ^8 p
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Peace, love and happines! |
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