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Kids in Church
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9 l3 e* v( l9 r- g3-year-old Reese :& C! M) l9 v& g- ^( z3 Z
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,0 }+ d+ L, t" `6 b
Harold is his name.
: v* E% _- R w4 tAmen."- v. N1 S7 o3 |: Q
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A little boy was overheard praying:3 d7 q' B: e# E
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
) x/ _: A: M/ G7 e2 rdon't worry about it.
# S9 G9 W5 K) ?3 p+ II'm having a real good time like I am."( |) L, D1 Y5 D3 b0 h4 |: V' p( `, y
6 s ?! y; i, G# C D% T( N5 T, aAfter the christening of his baby brother
) ?! J& N4 ]( l3 A& \; K( A7 Sin church, Jason sobbed all the way home
% T! P$ m7 t3 e( i5 min the back seat of the car. His father asked" O. o/ j0 [% W8 W
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the$ r/ j. ]; {( y7 \1 o; o3 @
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
8 _, e) J+ t' z: _us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
W1 _! T; _+ a1 o7 M$ E4 Q' x$ Wto stay with you guys."% X+ a0 @) d" b v! Q% j
/ @- ^! g2 @1 p; |% nOne particular four-year-old prayed,0 G$ B7 ] p9 T/ z/ [: A
"And forgive us our trash baskets as b1 g d2 e) L7 U7 v
we forgive those who put trash in our
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children as they were on the way to2 e {1 w' P4 o% C! J
Church service, "and why is it necessary- B: s3 n. b7 j
to be quiet in Church?"
" Q9 T/ {, t( t! \6 U5 ROne bright little girl replied,$ y2 s) s# c* C. t- P' P
"Because people are sleeping."
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$ S) i. s$ k8 D/ _: J+ n% u# AA mother was preparing pancakes for7 J i( b$ w) M, G$ `% p: T
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
- p: R) Q( I/ {8 f* Z+ K1 HThe boys began to argue over who would
# X2 c" C3 P2 u! ^ P% ], _get the first pancake.
1 K% p' R9 c4 w) q' B5 z3 a8 s* xTheir mother saw the opportunity for a9 a* X2 J$ `7 ]" X% Y
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He4 X* a* t# M( {( i, E1 u
would say, 'Let my brother have the. y8 U! k4 e' [4 ?9 S
first pancake, I can wait' ."
& g$ j7 q/ ]2 \2 x1 g6 [+ mKevin turned to his younger brother and
; n$ u# f' A$ B1 s% m0 l- A; u! ^said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"# r' I. S9 S: R* r+ \
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A father was at the beach with his children$ n7 P& G4 t: C/ N
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
4 b8 \* r: l6 Q! igrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore/ O6 ?; Y* g! B2 l3 c" A
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
, i: P2 B1 n& {5 b( G( z"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
7 ~3 c7 j; u! l( U/ _* B3 Q e H"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
d" f- j7 D. ]! e6 aThe boy thought a moment and then said,8 q" y9 w2 |" g3 W- a
"Did God throw him back down?"6 U. a$ n9 ]$ t/ W- |6 N
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
2 a; |( u* {0 ]0 a4 |, B p8 I2 ^At the table, she turned to their six-year-old' a. l) e9 B! E) M# _
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
" D( l3 j% M# _) P; a9 s' G+ Tblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
# h( l# q0 S# c2 a n2 m" }9 Jgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."3 B; ], ^' S3 ^+ y3 v+ Q& @0 v
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head- S- d+ s, z' H6 v2 O/ `$ b3 M
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
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Cheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines! |
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