可爱可笑的孩童

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Kids in Church

3-year-old Reese :
" X. c5 s8 E& T- G"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
Harold is his name.
  t/ Y2 `! t; o5 oAmen."
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8 U# U8 t: b& @) t5 r" DA little boy was overheard praying:
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
3 o: u. T/ k- D2 ldon't worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am."

, _4 Q1 n* V( f7 G6 MAfter the christening of his baby brother
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
7 C3 {. p+ k* ^in the back seat of the car. His father asked
2 D! s4 u/ b( k: C# Z" T) ?2 nhim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
1 M) O9 h* N8 r& C) Uboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
) U" R2 S* n+ Z' u) l% y2 c; tus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
2 U: A, ^! _# F9 m2 }  d" [0 uto stay with you guys."
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# x9 x# N& [1 e4 i" kOne particular four-year-old prayed,
8 \! v/ r' [4 y1 ~* }+ r* K1 G"And forgive us our trash baskets as
we forgive those who put trash in our
# f- s2 |9 t  x, r" G& X3 z. p6 jbaskets."
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; A5 _# h* Y0 J- I. xA Sunday school teacher asked her
children as they were on the way to
% o1 s0 \: D. S& N5 P* r  d: fChurch service, "and why is it necessary
to be quiet in Church?"
One bright little girl replied,
0 Z9 T) k8 e& X"Because people are sleeping."
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7 c  M- N! J, X3 v; S; oA mother was preparing pancakes for
2 E; C/ P$ M  p7 w) Y6 Q' S- Rher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
The boys began to argue over who would
+ U6 ?+ r: j7 n: Y" @( bget the first pancake.
8 R3 d6 \- e& ^5 r( STheir mother saw the opportunity for a
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
4 f' ?% I) T5 ~5 A  vwould say, 'Let my brother have the
$ `0 P9 l- \0 o1 Sfirst pancake, I can wait' ."
- u6 ]+ Z+ a; T/ y+ vKevin turned to his younger brother and
% c* ^' F2 m; n9 C; I% Vsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"

/ g- t8 G2 e1 V. |9 a5 TA father was at the beach with his children
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
% w% K. g  @" U6 c5 y5 j' _where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
The boy thought a moment and then said,
"Did God throw him back down?"

& n6 N" j4 h- b, H) @  m" qA wife invited some people to dinner.
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
* T! \$ R: I) o8 `+ }) ldaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
7 F# K+ s, ?0 \. J! K, u' @girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
# n, P9 V! H0 J6 pand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
people to dinner?"

: Z: E& I, T0 X: W& \# c7 D, c) iCheers!!!
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: K/ w* T$ u/ m. fPeace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

! \0 c) ~6 u+ d. c3 vaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

. Z" l  ^$ Q& e. _5 s# L1 Z/ @& ]6 YRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
; x# t5 V- W9 J5 {$ c1 Z"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
, s- U7 O& [% r# e& b! vI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

; X( g1 e$ Q! v4 Y- ?. b2 e( J$ baha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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% F" D7 L/ E5 Z! ?Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

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8 x8 P$ Q' _7 p9 i2 l好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表

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, `# k# p* y: ]: w好好吃

' W5 _4 N2 E+ V  K9 n4 g4 Mha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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# Y% h# Q7 i. H7 Haha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

! {6 v) f- P: ]Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

$ P) [$ B4 V& W& r6 @( WAha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
7 D" ~8 `; z8 R" K0 T8 u
+ I& _. Z1 i9 ~Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

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; t5 _. c4 [1 O4 t3 z8 [. mThanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby