可爱可笑的孩童

没心没肺

Kids in Church
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2 M( h3 ?  M. ~3 A% ?3-year-old Reese :
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
Harold is his name.
8 Q+ L6 ?1 }# `) y2 }Amen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:
5 o, s8 N% j: J  y3 ["Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
) Y' H* M& c1 V! Rdon't worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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# u; _, g% I7 S9 O* }After the christening of his baby brother
! A0 s1 ~6 D7 C* B- m3 p- ain church, Jason sobbed all the way home
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
. L4 e$ z" w7 W1 Vhim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
3 x$ e+ X  n: a' dus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
to stay with you guys."

One particular four-year-old prayed,
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
/ j3 F7 i  X( ]$ pwe forgive those who put trash in our
; r3 o2 O. F8 e% ?. i: J8 ]baskets."
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
* T  H) o4 b4 x8 L* \" K/ Nchildren as they were on the way to
5 g3 u9 {, c. M: e* O& `Church service, "and why is it necessary
* i0 s$ b7 T& fto be quiet in Church?"
One bright little girl replied,
$ W: U$ L1 I3 ?3 E9 L# W2 H8 R8 B"Because people are sleeping."
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: S- @' W- ~/ u5 f) `& IA mother was preparing pancakes for
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
2 b' W% |. L/ a. dThe boys began to argue over who would
! S3 G2 s( h8 H9 R! N$ @* m/ [get the first pancake.
0 u5 X6 [" R4 r: [( s& T0 |Their mother saw the opportunity for a
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
would say, 'Let my brother have the
first pancake, I can wait' ."
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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0 m6 I8 D) n0 t7 n; o+ Y9 D4 h4 fA father was at the beach with his children
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
4 Y; P- O$ w; N6 Ograbbed his hand, and led him to the shore
/ i8 u5 E; @: f6 z1 Y5 awhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
9 M3 O. @$ W/ U7 T/ e# B1 Y. f"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
5 E2 k, w9 ]- }9 ~  RThe boy thought a moment and then said,
"Did God throw him back down?"
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! I! W' q# w+ _/ c3 aA wife invited some people to dinner.
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
( l5 x4 ?$ c! I9 \7 vblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
1 x) @) {7 G2 P$ c) @+ B7 P* ]The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
people to dinner?"

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3 `1 ^" s( @" ?; w  ZPeace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

- V7 N7 c' j& d8 Yaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
2 q; c7 S! h+ k6 E( P1 \6 u; VMy boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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; j' m' h* p5 ~6 jaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
" B/ Y8 Z! g& h. P"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

* g. p' J7 B8 j% }' ?7 b好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表


好好吃

. c4 K; m! o0 V6 _ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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+ G; a; L, C# U/ _* paha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
" G  Q$ L" Z: uMy boy's eyes turned ...

6 i; q4 l1 }. J: G9 Y: r$ R6 g" HAha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

0 y+ E- K/ C4 D4 ^: L  |" j  }6 Gaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
$ d: A: j0 l. oMy boy's eyes turned ...

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% F4 ^- J2 z, ?: A. p+ x# T! pThanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby