可爱可笑的孩童

没心没肺

Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
. T- [9 z5 e# c- M$ A* W6 K  L" \2 WHarold is his name.
Amen."

- b: [8 e9 B0 Y+ bA little boy was overheard praying:
) O1 N& y8 u1 w6 H" `- l, ]"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
don't worry about it.
, A9 P3 k  t0 c: {3 {I'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
6 b. O0 O, q+ S7 U( G; ein the back seat of the car. His father asked
* s( i) \$ Z: c+ B2 E, Hhim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
- N7 u& D, u0 ?boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
& k; g! v# q6 F" m& j( _$ H5 t5 }us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
to stay with you guys."

5 Q6 K" Z7 H* W: D$ o5 M: nOne particular four-year-old prayed,
5 p7 @6 i* |7 _2 X+ q, w- ?2 i5 [& K- ]"And forgive us our trash baskets as
- h* U* N3 K( kwe forgive those who put trash in our
, |+ a+ l& q  S/ d6 d. Hbaskets."
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3 o* }, F/ h+ K3 z0 V  m4 OA Sunday school teacher asked her
children as they were on the way to
Church service, "and why is it necessary
( ^: h- ^: E$ Vto be quiet in Church?"
+ a; i4 G2 N# L, bOne bright little girl replied,
"Because people are sleeping."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for
, Z2 m! y* l% r  D- z0 iher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
The boys began to argue over who would
" u' U% K' ?7 K9 e0 L# Uget the first pancake.
4 ]) g2 \- r) N' C% j" R! d0 q9 H3 t+ [Their mother saw the opportunity for a
8 l' \) Q2 ^: _) @' Hmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
would say, 'Let my brother have the
first pancake, I can wait' ."
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
6 j, B/ N6 h/ }, l7 X( vsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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7 h% {& e* l4 ?  Z8 v3 P3 UA father was at the beach with his children
0 G( k, }4 [* E; \% j2 `4 _& Ywhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,
/ p; `0 Q' l* H6 h0 g& a; bgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
$ `$ K  K9 v6 ?- }% Awhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
The boy thought a moment and then said,
+ l5 k( H/ @3 F# Z5 d% a* x/ A"Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
/ R! {5 _* g5 d1 i4 R# gAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
  r6 }% d% |% U2 z% ]- R' VThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
7 j7 O7 R& p! I7 yand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
people to dinner?"

& Y, _! u1 P( }2 j! aCheers!!!
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7 s) D! ?# l, b6 u1 KPeace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
1 q7 y) w$ k' `/ Z9 XVery funny stories. Kids are so cute!

: {( r2 |4 D  y" Raha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
' v. T. n/ W1 j% KMy boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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2 g6 p4 Y' l) {4 |5 ^+ A' v4 ^4 e  L' W; ?aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

" _5 j5 g' Y' iRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
+ p2 t: K' p: h7 f; [% ]- O! c, HMy boy's eyes turned ...

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好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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好好吃

/ K$ c, \- W4 ?+ d: h6 \ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

3 B7 {9 v) H" X1 g/ baha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
1 W$ s. w: V% K0 K' GMy boy's eyes turned ...

2 i7 ~9 H. Y# Y+ `6 T" g3 [. |Aha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
% g$ |, i7 B0 p" T"Don't be selfish!" I said.
5 V7 G, R2 d2 ^+ S) [7 A7 qMy boy's eyes turned ...

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Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby