 鲜花( 21)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
Kids in Church% P/ Z! G/ X/ X. k1 Z
& _/ m8 k t* m+ h6 W8 K) t3-year-old Reese :
( ^' Q! p& z# B# E; Z1 C& x"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
% L: e5 I& ]. W c. FHarold is his name.$ _9 ~6 y3 ~- a7 h9 q) K' X
Amen."
8 ?0 Z+ j# v. s( Z8 \1 V, n# G) Q& W) J! U0 F( y
A little boy was overheard praying:
$ t) k9 ^' @! V4 m0 b# Z"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
- Y+ n% k6 W! F4 e6 W& g6 Z) cdon't worry about it.0 g1 y# Y9 C& J( Q
I'm having a real good time like I am." o- R, H( R6 C* X
7 R J2 w0 m$ [( B& H
After the christening of his baby brother
) T* Z9 P9 C% I% s# lin church, Jason sobbed all the way home
6 X9 @) r9 O6 J' P5 `4 vin the back seat of the car. His father asked& H$ z4 v3 x) o4 |/ k' B( \/ V$ }
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the) j; t5 X7 X- V7 |7 Y
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
& E. g) u5 j; W6 l- V* Eus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
: F! Z8 ?% v+ o% K' F9 ato stay with you guys."& l8 q) O6 ~9 m% L/ \
+ L+ o4 ~% U( k
One particular four-year-old prayed,
t2 Q9 B& g' `6 @4 Q"And forgive us our trash baskets as! P7 s) n! y' [% ^5 {
we forgive those who put trash in our
9 g) O$ T& u' a6 dbaskets."& e' F6 J3 P% Z g4 ^% ]
* d6 i5 b8 c1 G& b
A Sunday school teacher asked her
7 E2 f, | y1 K( e* Mchildren as they were on the way to/ J8 s3 o+ G6 J; [
Church service, "and why is it necessary8 `3 B1 l* z. u6 G
to be quiet in Church?"
) R5 Z0 x) [, z4 {. o$ ~2 q4 ZOne bright little girl replied,
6 R' o& F& [! T& ~"Because people are sleeping."
' p! e3 h4 ?7 G- I+ p7 c0 A! i# \& Z9 F6 l- X0 Y% F% n
A mother was preparing pancakes for+ [ \3 ?# K# F( r
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
* R( m- \5 K( ^6 J5 l$ {The boys began to argue over who would2 Q8 m, D* K$ A3 H+ i
get the first pancake.$ X$ w/ c. g% Q9 X9 v' |2 P
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
; C$ `* t# T# Q s6 [! pmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
) f9 L: {. b# N* n& a- twould say, 'Let my brother have the c+ N4 H4 u8 ^
first pancake, I can wait' ."
1 V$ x( b1 a3 H& H# s/ ~Kevin turned to his younger brother and
' H% J# x- X7 f3 I; Esaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"0 H, t5 a$ g+ j
0 M0 I- M+ `+ r# e3 a' c! j5 a
A father was at the beach with his children
; L5 b) Q! B/ V8 d' zwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,- `* X i6 _' P5 _" R3 y. |% S+ w
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
, O, D1 t/ h7 v w# o" `% ewhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.2 n" x1 ]2 q# j+ O4 ]
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.' x# G- c- v6 Y: }) `
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.+ b5 L6 U% ?- q! b- ^# N
The boy thought a moment and then said," b! E" \" |" R o9 u
"Did God throw him back down?"6 g$ _* ]4 P2 R( a
. r; k3 m7 i% [- k9 P& M9 F8 W
A wife invited some people to dinner.
/ L4 m8 r. I$ R1 lAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
9 g' |4 h; C2 `* Mdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
+ ^, V' [$ ?0 _blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
; a5 H2 X- c( {5 P5 d! y# Igirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."/ D) |) |1 J# i
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head+ O. E- l1 y& S0 \* x
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
0 L2 t6 o* ^1 Tpeople to dinner?"
) M' F3 R7 F$ m% F9 D4 o
4 C0 |/ M2 `+ gCheers!!!
! C' m8 }/ e5 A
9 @7 G, F9 q$ mPeace, love and happines! |
|
狗仔卡
发表于 2008-2-18 21:05
提升卡
置顶卡
沉默卡
喧嚣卡
变色卡
显身卡
发表于 2008-2-19 20:32
