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Kids in Church
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"Our Father, Who does art in heaven, g/ n1 p- _; F$ e) i: o$ g* T
Harold is his name.
* P ~# D6 l5 r4 hAmen.": s$ m/ ?' c. h2 H0 q. U' d. R
$ W) v$ @: M( s! cA little boy was overheard praying:- x/ n) y6 l S: P9 L1 r$ r& J0 e+ ~
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,: D3 i% O9 B N' g
don't worry about it." C% E" A- I& s) Y
I'm having a real good time like I am."" Z( `4 ~8 ?( r# X
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After the christening of his baby brother
6 u9 d% H& _ S) l1 F5 Y1 ]in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
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him three times what was wrong. Finally, the0 r6 d! s; r2 r8 s$ q
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted) y& @- F' Q5 d4 N
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted* j* z$ W7 [2 b1 C3 l1 Q
to stay with you guys."
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* _. K% V6 C% k4 ?One particular four-year-old prayed,' P6 `5 J4 a8 A* u& c! P: X2 Z
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
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A Sunday school teacher asked her& \# Z4 {! P/ \& T1 N/ H Q U
children as they were on the way to/ g' N- S! C$ `1 z3 M/ B% _
Church service, "and why is it necessary
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8 L1 p' a$ r. gOne bright little girl replied,: I0 v; ?" I4 F0 v* l
"Because people are sleeping."; q* g( x5 y* o4 w
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A mother was preparing pancakes for
3 j7 g& i& P! ~9 V* L8 Q' [her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.4 ^+ m1 E* R, D( Q. K1 C8 j5 d+ [
The boys began to argue over who would
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Their mother saw the opportunity for a
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would say, 'Let my brother have the( }4 F: f0 W; [$ Z( w) W7 h' f7 R
first pancake, I can wait' ."
' x7 B% T( Q9 f' M2 `# v: B8 bKevin turned to his younger brother and$ x- u% K: r) c& ^8 F) _( A
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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; V7 h s: T- YA father was at the beach with his children
: w6 m9 t1 S* b2 p. W3 B) Nwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,
. V; [: B6 r9 h; m5 n" ggrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
3 D- F+ R, W6 m5 f/ F1 x" dwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
6 ]/ p) a" R2 F; _8 x"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.3 T' g' X! `: I
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied./ A6 A% ^. ]- R' R. `& f* h
The boy thought a moment and then said,* U- m$ U8 B3 z! U x+ t( w8 p
"Did God throw him back down?"/ ]: D- L/ R4 T( E. o
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
: h& T: y$ D* j$ k5 [At the table, she turned to their six-year-old! N( N- i& N9 {
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
# d+ b8 H! p0 ]blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
6 ]2 o: V, x0 T- T, B# u7 N0 p" P* Ugirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."2 v( Q$ j: E! F( r. y) ?+ O( c
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head5 E2 T0 d) b! F% y R$ u2 u- z
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
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Cheers!!!7 B i$ d5 y3 G: ]: L3 |
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Peace, love and happines! |
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