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Kids in Church# I/ v4 s t: Z- H B
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3-year-old Reese :
. i- |9 B- i4 I& X"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,0 s8 g: F% Q. |" G2 k+ x
Harold is his name.
" _8 U {5 Z9 S9 q9 C! rAmen."1 d; B+ ?- O! `2 U) {
# n* b- k- q' x4 m+ oA little boy was overheard praying:
7 b0 s/ j# e$ C- j5 u, s"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,+ O# g4 A/ P3 w6 w+ W& a9 O6 r
don't worry about it.
8 o' }# u7 ^; |I'm having a real good time like I am.") @ L f+ s' A- T @8 G8 u
1 [' A d8 Y; F9 rAfter the christening of his baby brother
, [2 _6 H. j/ g" Bin church, Jason sobbed all the way home
. S* T) X/ J( E+ M1 Xin the back seat of the car. His father asked
* _( k! L7 v+ s3 c( Hhim three times what was wrong. Finally, the$ y) N5 L& I) Z g
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted3 I# }& i6 X7 @0 s2 l/ ^
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
& f3 [9 b$ ~# X4 Bto stay with you guys."5 [$ b6 i R' T" t+ i) J; o& Z3 h
* I& ]& t* v* _3 c9 \: y: xOne particular four-year-old prayed,. N* ^$ {& w D; g
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
1 P8 A6 V+ O n4 n$ g N6 O& wwe forgive those who put trash in our& J0 R, T; w) y0 z' j
baskets."
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' v: I x4 a% q( p3 e. h. E: J( LA Sunday school teacher asked her
, x! k6 Z1 v! k' b, U/ Tchildren as they were on the way to
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) M# A$ o5 Q% b- Mto be quiet in Church?"$ N$ z1 z2 x, w
One bright little girl replied,, i8 V" P/ N: I
"Because people are sleeping."
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* g4 R2 x w, uA mother was preparing pancakes for
$ a, W/ `+ { P$ E. l$ \her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.- P0 h6 |; w9 l/ k' K
The boys began to argue over who would
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7 ?* Z6 b7 h7 R" BTheir mother saw the opportunity for a: p" K0 M8 _) y
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He& c1 @% v- P ]6 c: m
would say, 'Let my brother have the
! m- d+ _. b3 Bfirst pancake, I can wait' ."
2 ?- T+ I7 {' ?) i- iKevin turned to his younger brother and+ G, o0 X! B0 i( o+ m7 o, |2 Y
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !" r) o' \6 x! d: O' a+ F: D3 z
* M; N. Z! h7 U7 A2 UA father was at the beach with his children0 E' @; D4 a# W, I( M, I* a
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,0 y; f. i% g. p4 I" r: I
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
% m& \" B0 y. U3 m) Uwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.0 B$ E! M4 H" m" F
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.3 e" `2 c- R7 E" ]
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.5 y9 A! u0 T7 \) ~0 A' D: y8 W
The boy thought a moment and then said,
* z$ ^- _8 f! @2 X5 m* v"Did God throw him back down?"1 \; _$ Z0 ?; h% S$ f. I& Z! ?
, C+ Y. m% B4 m4 i/ \A wife invited some people to dinner./ L7 p5 N6 o6 J# E J3 G
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
0 x1 p& C7 J& m5 @ vdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the3 V9 w6 B5 u0 g8 Z0 ^; I' M8 J! _
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The$ b7 j: L9 T5 F4 P( L( i
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
: ]* W. B& k: O! c$ P6 }. l) iThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head4 U. }* G; y; d. n# E2 ~# ~
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these8 l# }' g I# S# |
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Cheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines! |
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