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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church4 ~2 O/ u) ?9 F; N2 G( F7 b$ D

, g1 R8 v# a  }3-year-old Reese :
4 @4 N" O; t( \! [. N5 \"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,. A+ u7 s, {( l, d
Harold is his name.
& }; ]/ j. N, r) M6 K2 Y; d; OAmen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:; E# P! R( z( i# V3 t: p
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
; ?1 r. ~( j& X& H4 e1 b( k1 [4 Q3 vdon't worry about it.$ Z+ ?$ u  z4 K4 O5 B+ w2 E
I'm having a real good time like I am."4 D3 K! n5 t5 B
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After the christening of his baby brother
1 w7 g1 n  P: X* vin church, Jason sobbed all the way home
7 b1 n9 h2 d' u6 I6 min the back seat of the car. His father asked
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boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
2 [' d: t. ~/ z/ X! hus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted2 b  V- o$ ~+ {$ R2 G+ z
to stay with you guys."2 ~+ `" G1 Z+ v, l2 o* t
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One particular four-year-old prayed,
2 H  Q: Z0 s- d' O! Q' F"And forgive us our trash baskets as' Q( }( P' `/ i( H
we forgive those who put trash in our
3 c" I" E  D- }$ J5 t* z& S! ebaskets."
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- z9 [; y2 {" t) x6 V" MA Sunday school teacher asked her
& Y% m2 l- U" w3 n& b9 Qchildren as they were on the way to. W, S3 \+ I- w* R* {- i* I: O/ W
Church service, "and why is it necessary+ p  }2 F6 F8 y, l6 d0 c
to be quiet in Church?"8 `# t0 o; v5 J! n' Q+ a' u
One bright little girl replied,
1 B3 O. `- I8 n  C"Because people are sleeping."
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% {! W' F% ~% E5 \+ W/ S. H4 `6 z5 AA mother was preparing pancakes for9 {! E/ [( \$ u0 \8 o- Q. ?
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.+ ]. @3 G4 M# W5 O' n
The boys began to argue over who would
0 c5 M1 \* e  Jget the first pancake.
; ^/ e$ @! Y+ }: ^# gTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
/ a4 s2 }. x4 y4 R4 v+ fmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He  _6 H, J) G9 s
would say, 'Let my brother have the! K4 e( c5 S* m0 \0 j$ ?0 J6 c. y
first pancake, I can wait' ."' N1 z  t9 O# m" a  f8 R' ^
Kevin turned to his younger brother and5 v1 ?! a* B+ c5 `- b
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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* K7 n/ f8 i! ]* a7 }3 f  w4 t; FA father was at the beach with his children3 \' j: i  e1 x5 Q" F* a* N2 ^
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
! K8 j0 {4 D! ^" i7 p: c5 a6 s* {. Sgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore: `/ Q4 d, Q/ V1 V
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.: s# g( ~& J5 d: U. [
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.5 L) e+ l# J$ g' f
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.! i* |4 K, B$ w' i4 m0 [5 D
The boy thought a moment and then said,
. j. `! e( [7 l* F+ u% f0 Z"Did God throw him back down?"1 X4 v1 }  {7 H4 G0 L' L

- O! I0 |# b" l' E7 W& D$ L$ E* GA wife invited some people to dinner.1 Q1 z0 b& u4 O+ K9 @, c
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old$ D& \( Z! `6 {% X; q2 `- v( E
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
( W+ Q# j' ?1 qblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The1 A; {' |4 l; M# T6 K4 H
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."  c7 l! e. A4 F4 Z, t; U' I; A
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head  B& G5 _6 M/ k' b
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these8 v" B. `; m; s8 O( l& J- Z
people to dinner?"+ o7 m, d9 Q2 u3 ?( f
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Cheers!!!
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8 ?3 A7 S& x2 pPeace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表 + I; Q( F( w. Y! l# j+ U0 z9 g
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

' R1 \* `( v4 F/ b; w' W( {( Raha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: : W: A3 R4 ]9 f2 X2 H

1 c/ h% i& d( n8 o2 {Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
$ I& w& j3 E* ["Don't be selfish!" I said.
: V' u4 J7 P2 u. L1 B) V" s. DMy boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!" ; |# w- j/ m. T. B' {4 I& N( w
I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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" p, e. r6 Q8 O3 H4 ~7 x( uaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: ! ]1 k$ v4 |) ^( ~5 y( e" m* i
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
- I/ j- n$ s9 e6 ]2 W3 Y"Don't be selfish!" I said.
- c3 g5 W0 N; z- bMy boy's eyes turned ...
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  I; t7 g3 O" i7 u7 G5 c/ T  D! b好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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好好吃
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ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: 9 b2 P9 F) r, R; F

/ B# L: Y0 y5 v7 J+ D. lRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
5 ?7 t! q- C" H" W! U1 }. Y"Don't be selfish!" I said.
4 S/ `& Z# L; F3 z1 {5 |My boy's eyes turned ...

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8 K& y9 C0 {  w' ~Aha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 , F2 O0 C4 ^$ T' X
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: 9 \/ W: t9 N$ B8 z9 Y

# E. ?( x7 Q7 a7 E) qRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.) T8 p9 j* z* z
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
- w: t5 [! W. D2 HMy boy's eyes turned ...
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Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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