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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :4 o( c* M* I* G- V. O3 ]" t
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
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Amen."$ T& n& S! t. `4 ]  u3 F

5 h4 B- g- U3 T% L. mA little boy was overheard praying:
* X  y* k  D: S* Q0 F/ {7 M( b"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
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I'm having a real good time like I am."
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* S/ B4 i0 \8 H( G0 g) NAfter the christening of his baby brother
6 q0 [* w& |9 ^8 U1 rin church, Jason sobbed all the way home
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& d8 p5 c) N, W5 f4 rboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
7 n+ M5 V* v) C, \5 Q1 T4 Xus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
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8 c+ F  B  ]( x! I" HOne particular four-year-old prayed,- D8 Q2 ~, C- @8 _+ b
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
* O6 _4 X3 ^( p0 U3 dwe forgive those who put trash in our
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A Sunday school teacher asked her% V, I0 t! y; J2 s
children as they were on the way to
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to be quiet in Church?"0 b  h( @* _4 D& n/ J
One bright little girl replied,
& @1 U! I. b3 R! M% V"Because people are sleeping."7 w" {. [7 G* p+ O
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A mother was preparing pancakes for9 |, s, F* }2 Y9 I
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.9 d7 E" w: v& X4 r" A
The boys began to argue over who would
6 }' g! c9 t2 gget the first pancake.
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moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
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. U4 J0 H! e# bfirst pancake, I can wait' ."; s. C2 ]2 Z/ V4 d! N4 M/ h# A
Kevin turned to his younger brother and9 @# T" r6 I6 j; t8 Q! o% k2 h( ~
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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& K3 a+ W( @' vA father was at the beach with his children
0 [% ^6 _! E3 x+ u' H! E* r3 w/ Hwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him," g- m9 \5 W) e/ x) q3 L5 [3 t
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
' S: }5 C0 Q( y) ^. ~. {! B6 Rwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
6 y& i/ l# h& t; }- g: X% N  F"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
+ M! `$ i2 C- h$ v2 m"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
7 |7 a9 A8 K; j/ T% m! H4 l' GThe boy thought a moment and then said,
, @% \3 c2 |& ~1 h+ g' f"Did God throw him back down?"# U6 c( o) ~+ r4 `: o( w! F
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A wife invited some people to dinner.! H/ H2 ]7 W6 V0 B& Z3 r% Y
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
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blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The1 ]" H9 }; Y3 y: T
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."1 R& N. P9 b1 e* `, c5 A
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
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people to dinner?"
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Cheers!!!3 ]* d( y- r; b; Q* S" j
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Peace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
5 j2 [  F( B4 h: ]" Z" k- i3 xVery funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: / O- O- K; |8 ]8 s- R
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
7 x! D+ ^# ?" A1 ]; d5 e8 X"Don't be selfish!" I said.
" u* [: ~( x+ q# }* dMy boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!" & c! _1 @; T  N" @0 a! X
I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
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My boy's eyes turned ...
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! m2 X' m6 `! }" A7 |, Q; v好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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0 n1 V; ^0 z: Aha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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! F1 S* ]2 H. u8 d& fRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
4 i+ |3 [0 S7 |) o7 ~# v"Don't be selfish!" I said.
! m. L6 U, [5 f( ?/ e5 UMy boy's eyes turned ...
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Aha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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) n1 L! t" l: o6 D0 H: ]aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: ! v* s+ Q0 }. z2 _5 f1 z8 d- I: E0 d
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
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My boy's eyes turned ...

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9 A3 _+ t4 u( q+ D. T* HThanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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发表于 2008-2-20 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
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