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Kids in Church
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' w) l9 A! g6 Z3-year-old Reese :
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" x9 a4 a) J2 U7 oHarold is his name.
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6 f7 E/ z8 [; d- S( g$ }* ^A little boy was overheard praying:# F$ p* e& F3 W0 C* |
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,& u( w8 I; G& w" g0 H; W
don't worry about it.
3 t( q5 C8 ?- C, zI'm having a real good time like I am."& U4 h8 j: z9 k K1 h x) r
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After the christening of his baby brother
9 K% S" ]! z# V' R2 {in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
. q Z6 F R0 win the back seat of the car. His father asked/ D" y& B2 y1 L1 p V- p
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
6 V6 M* l9 B8 p: \( Uboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
6 i( G L* k" q! J& l% Vus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted1 q$ y% F+ O& k9 t7 h2 g' \
to stay with you guys."7 Q1 o0 W: U1 n' p* S* \# |! h
3 ~' K# z, m s. A6 ?/ U. _, n. B; ?One particular four-year-old prayed,
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+ s O7 c# D7 F. L/ ?7 q& Vwe forgive those who put trash in our
3 U& s0 h+ @' ?9 l" o9 Bbaskets."
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! t! J j: y! l+ y) ^& k2 o, x1 gA Sunday school teacher asked her v# S% V4 a% a( ?% E
children as they were on the way to
% G) T& K( c5 [! N$ D! u# RChurch service, "and why is it necessary
# _9 x4 S3 P6 Qto be quiet in Church?"
) g0 }4 J5 C, XOne bright little girl replied,
$ Q3 p; t* a" g- m0 {" J0 }"Because people are sleeping." Z" n+ r9 O4 p" A
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A mother was preparing pancakes for
+ l; p9 [" g2 j# Q) }( f( [her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
3 |! J& E# F3 k }The boys began to argue over who would+ o1 |$ m1 _; ^1 u, v( b
get the first pancake.
. v' s, ~' u" m! u6 Y' y; Q5 CTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
; z& Y! f( y/ n, w' L& |moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
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first pancake, I can wait' ."
/ L( S0 e! p$ }% iKevin turned to his younger brother and
0 X" [4 U( s; C( n' j8 P# Wsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children
% i `1 c- D) g' J) f i; B4 Q" Gwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,
4 f% y+ }; U4 ~" S" q0 jgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
% N# x, \* n( r5 Y( s; |% T$ Rwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.9 \& C$ B$ V2 X( ^& r! B% |
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.$ k6 K! `+ f6 i; @
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.; S! S; W% [. [ S
The boy thought a moment and then said,6 A% V c# S l
"Did God throw him back down?"
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/ L/ H6 N4 q. B9 z, Q2 Y6 J7 D1 y" rA wife invited some people to dinner.% o2 ]+ J% H% y4 e; w; c
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old! Q* l+ a( }2 V( D
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
4 n! K% B5 A8 Q( u8 J6 u" r2 m; wblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
$ Q0 z1 _7 E* A8 A3 U( A3 Rgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
! b6 X% b# Q, d! o, p' jThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
X) ^, C6 i, O3 C$ |and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these. B: ` d. E+ E* `' }. L% _
people to dinner?"4 k$ [$ D9 P5 |
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Cheers!!!' z' s) F+ ~5 g- Q# M: d& U9 x
! Y4 U( m( a+ EPeace, love and happines! |
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