可爱可笑的孩童

没心没肺

Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
Harold is his name.
. o, L3 v$ b- ]Amen."
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6 T4 Z2 w; g* u8 HA little boy was overheard praying:
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
8 L" b2 Q1 k/ @0 R! W: _don't worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am."

2 C2 G' Y* d# g9 G3 |, l: {5 L! sAfter the christening of his baby brother
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
2 D1 X$ f9 x6 D; A; k8 A6 xin the back seat of the car. His father asked
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
  I* y2 M  e( \7 i, n5 D- {boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
+ I9 Z8 l* \: q; P. B- S( B* ius broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
: B' O( B: {  j! ]/ a6 Gto stay with you guys."

$ u) v7 A8 G7 y! i/ f  ]$ ROne particular four-year-old prayed,
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
we forgive those who put trash in our
baskets."

1 u7 T  S; u* V4 \3 KA Sunday school teacher asked her
4 {5 |( o3 Y/ W0 Schildren as they were on the way to
* s$ [% Q+ P3 ~: O  R( {+ a6 a; tChurch service, "and why is it necessary
to be quiet in Church?"
One bright little girl replied,
"Because people are sleeping."

A mother was preparing pancakes for
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
The boys began to argue over who would
get the first pancake.
$ {0 q3 ^7 G$ W8 R1 E6 E9 HTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
' p1 _; o  I& X; v7 M/ bwould say, 'Let my brother have the
6 M( s6 }% b) I+ {2 ?, vfirst pancake, I can wait' ."
) y* t. F5 Q5 W5 \5 aKevin turned to his younger brother and
+ k9 d( ^+ C; [$ X" @said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children
) s0 G( w% |+ j+ D, v! b0 ?3 l5 Jwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
! h- m6 t) j8 S' H  d- o" Z& z8 p"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
9 y  Z% p! X3 w+ D! JThe boy thought a moment and then said,
, p8 }- }; ^; k& C"Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
  w2 D7 W" I1 n( _& CAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
6 i( _9 w: o- d2 z% Jblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
* M8 g  V% v& x) b" Sgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
( H3 Z, a, B/ T* TThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
% r2 m+ g8 z8 W9 r4 k5 G- ^) pand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
people to dinner?"

+ F1 M# Q7 {% B# S1 G1 ~Cheers!!!
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! i2 k2 N. O) {: u' QPeace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
( n& b5 x) [6 G) g; ]"Don't be selfish!" I said.
3 z' ^! o  ~; [7 ?- @  W3 uMy boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
" D+ d- b- |1 e" qI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

  c; s! m* l- ^6 K& z& Caha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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0 s, B1 @9 e& A0 v/ }$ tRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

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. E; r* c8 u$ a$ K2 [9 |5 Z好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表

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5 h( E) }5 b- {% `0 B# h2 {好好吃

$ ^) X% ~9 r" ?) p3 l5 |ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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2 [8 T8 o# k" D$ \' B) e0 ^aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
  ]# s+ B. o8 E# b0 f# w7 J
Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
! A% F: o9 `+ |" ^4 E"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

Aha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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& f2 w5 J* E4 c! z1 W; j) haha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
7 D/ f+ X9 j9 \% l' A5 b"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby