可爱可笑的孩童

没心没肺

Kids in Church
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+ a+ I/ l) [6 _3-year-old Reese :
3 S- A8 Q- M: l"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
Harold is his name.
Amen."
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% U+ b3 l+ y$ A8 U3 `3 }A little boy was overheard praying:
3 Y/ B7 X6 U' f, ?7 ]- c"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
0 S+ A( H, W2 `. tdon't worry about it.
) @0 O  t7 E9 T. ^( vI'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother
) [8 ~' u, n! J7 \) din church, Jason sobbed all the way home
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
1 X  E/ b7 m8 R9 J2 N# O% Rhim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
+ b/ A* G$ N$ }: n8 a! s, ?( kboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
to stay with you guys."

One particular four-year-old prayed,
4 ?( N0 c' M, X! ~8 n0 s5 I& l. {, P"And forgive us our trash baskets as
) ?! R7 U6 T* G1 x9 m5 W2 C& Ywe forgive those who put trash in our
8 l9 I& ?; b$ f; z& wbaskets."

A Sunday school teacher asked her
children as they were on the way to
Church service, "and why is it necessary
8 T0 N. P5 N, L3 sto be quiet in Church?"
One bright little girl replied,
( P# K+ f9 Z* N+ Z) n( X2 a"Because people are sleeping."

/ S* {$ P, E& f. m" i) d6 K4 DA mother was preparing pancakes for
% f$ f6 }  s  O: y: r/ J; t" c0 uher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
The boys began to argue over who would
' x3 Y1 b1 V* {get the first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
4 e( \, e9 y8 Z8 l7 C7 H4 q/ `5 ]/ imoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
3 {5 V6 q7 A1 Q& v) T9 }" ~would say, 'Let my brother have the
first pancake, I can wait' ."
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
  p. l0 B+ e$ Q  K/ L! ^said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"

# d& H1 v% ]: {4 nA father was at the beach with his children
  z' i& Q. q: C" b$ ^0 z; o" [when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
/ o, _) V9 I6 b8 o7 Tgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
# _6 e* B/ W$ n, ]' H"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
The boy thought a moment and then said,
"Did God throw him back down?"

$ a7 F6 [, d% V) e5 u3 KA wife invited some people to dinner.
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
2 N2 p+ k6 a8 B6 }; {blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
! O5 N+ j' \2 A+ J+ l9 ZThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
people to dinner?"

" k3 l" J" ?% u- o& RCheers!!!

Peace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
) _& {5 T2 u. {0 `+ P' U" W/ w2 v3 fMy boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
2 Q+ [1 M  q: X5 N! g1 II was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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& a6 y3 s" A- p) @  }Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
' }1 y, n' l4 v! ~* O"Don't be selfish!" I said.
; G7 J' l# `& J, }# A/ T* VMy boy's eyes turned ...

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好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表

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好好吃

ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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" V- Y) N: e  ]8 |- }2 qaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

4 w1 H+ }& \0 m5 z" N/ b+ c% |Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

* s$ B7 c; i9 `$ K3 |% k# p/ ?6 v, DAha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

6 _. s  U1 w7 n2 m) i% }( o5 xaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
0 h; u8 c6 t/ X, `. U. e4 c: c"Don't be selfish!" I said.
* m: Z# T" A9 P, S2 zMy boy's eyes turned ...

Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby