可爱可笑的孩童

没心没肺

Kids in Church
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"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
Harold is his name.
Amen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:
/ m* ^" S/ r/ y, s% I$ x; }"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
- m4 G: ]/ c7 l3 sdon't worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother
' O4 j8 N5 `- b# K+ Q/ ?/ q7 Gin church, Jason sobbed all the way home
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
0 G1 {& J5 A0 H2 n& Pboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
: ]3 A& k, [; p6 cus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
to stay with you guys."

0 @# b) q& s2 F, Y; w4 h1 ]One particular four-year-old prayed,
1 U9 n. ~& O# ["And forgive us our trash baskets as
we forgive those who put trash in our
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; ~* h7 f/ d) E& @A Sunday school teacher asked her
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Church service, "and why is it necessary
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One bright little girl replied,
"Because people are sleeping."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
3 L" d6 ^6 D' M: ~# nThe boys began to argue over who would
, u; P# \- y! g# l2 \get the first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
, F) F) D- Q8 ^' V0 @moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
would say, 'Let my brother have the
first pancake, I can wait' ."
' v9 A# L! U% Q. S$ M# B+ EKevin turned to his younger brother and
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
  T) n3 n6 g' N+ |$ d5 ?"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
, U. \7 p' D; l"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
# B$ E1 C3 D5 ?3 S4 |; A3 E4 UThe boy thought a moment and then said,
"Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
5 Y1 ^9 u' |$ r( o3 |( S3 FAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
$ W4 J( p- t: r& J3 k  x) Sblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
1 R' {6 m3 I; a3 u" c" wgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
! R% T' _6 [" J6 \1 T' DThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
0 n# p  u" q) q, o- C/ jand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
- u2 w! {: J8 Z5 M. qpeople to dinner?"

Cheers!!!

Peace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

7 D, u! j% x6 ]6 s- H7 ]aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
9 J5 {% T; {6 `My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

1 e1 a( \1 `+ E+ Y# tRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

2 s9 N' `; X) Q好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

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) r% Y0 R5 h/ j! P5 ]2 uAha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

* m2 D( J" ?# b) GRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
# k( H6 [/ b7 o$ @0 \"Don't be selfish!" I said.
$ k3 G" P) l2 X5 ]9 u4 f8 d& SMy boy's eyes turned ...

. O1 A7 r& X' K3 @Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby