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Kids in Church0 o! B* [/ a, f, n% n) E
% r% r, D0 O' f$ B- L _; C: u( `5 W3-year-old Reese :
9 V. A! f& s. j8 T. M"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
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Amen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:
1 e7 c4 y# M7 } S( ]& t; T"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,- p4 y! I( D, X/ X. I2 C. `2 k
don't worry about it.
! u9 M+ c/ }1 f5 b* TI'm having a real good time like I am."
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+ k6 {3 N p$ jAfter the christening of his baby brother1 W n' e5 w& g) M/ q3 r) W$ ~
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home+ d5 ?2 e6 `2 T' e: N
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
, ^$ K* }1 T* W3 dhim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
5 B/ a2 s+ g( Q, Wboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
* N8 A# A6 v) T7 h7 Ius broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted6 z# U/ g3 _0 i3 Q3 K H/ _( K" V
to stay with you guys."
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0 s+ t6 q# R1 SOne particular four-year-old prayed,, C" b8 a1 X" i
"And forgive us our trash baskets as7 r5 X' }$ c% C7 n; }- y
we forgive those who put trash in our
& E6 t; h) o0 \" Z( l% kbaskets.", G' r0 {; K& u, z9 X2 }( x
, ~8 L* z. L" W; z3 `, ZA Sunday school teacher asked her' g7 N N4 C q6 y% h. z4 @2 Q! u9 d
children as they were on the way to. E( ^8 A6 E% Y/ e# r$ A/ z
Church service, "and why is it necessary4 ]% W; v. |+ G! v% z U
to be quiet in Church?"5 @4 G! U8 X0 N( A Z0 d
One bright little girl replied,7 m5 O) W3 s4 b$ j3 n- X% I
"Because people are sleeping.". E2 w4 d9 R. \* x
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A mother was preparing pancakes for9 q& o9 p- K6 J' p
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.2 d) i% B7 t( B% [
The boys began to argue over who would
1 z+ a9 j' m+ q- V- @1 Z* t3 {get the first pancake.
- O( Q6 v. p% U8 I/ P1 _Their mother saw the opportunity for a9 a6 v5 Z, M$ @+ k( [# g0 [1 w2 g
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He" V, w2 C: y/ R/ |( ]
would say, 'Let my brother have the$ E; |# b. m0 I7 Z! K
first pancake, I can wait' ."
% z; ?$ U9 b4 }8 `$ G9 e4 V" ?Kevin turned to his younger brother and
) t. S/ y& K' q( Zsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children7 P# G8 A9 x) L) z+ `
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,5 Y* e4 T: b% G; q& f
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore3 s! j" Y, `' d% q" }5 U& Q9 [
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.8 Y& Q% i/ s0 b( i; _8 _/ N; m% }; w
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.! d& A. h! r/ V4 h( ?1 U; v
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
, ]* [: M' }0 @1 @7 n5 FThe boy thought a moment and then said,
8 n" n4 g5 K: f) n. W$ ~) p4 |5 d"Did God throw him back down?"0 Z: `- F$ w. ?4 Y. S3 Q
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A wife invited some people to dinner.2 b) d+ m* H( H7 q) _6 t
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old4 I( k, P) m; V% t7 B) p
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the/ K, U& ?4 ^ q R7 {2 W! a6 K
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The8 |8 V# W, c- @8 W5 B
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
5 A- C1 N1 Z+ T) O* a" l5 n+ OThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
( y, A) Q( k I: u6 M9 qand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these E0 R# I J" t/ c. r0 a) B
people to dinner?"$ W2 o! c1 Q% b% o+ a3 S6 Y1 R' v. t
4 U6 P7 ]. A" h& oCheers!!!
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' M$ l' [9 r2 Q+ I9 ePeace, love and happines! |
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