可爱可笑的孩童

没心没肺

Kids in Church
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9 w" y  P6 Z  A6 x! K3-year-old Reese :
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
Harold is his name.
1 _) c6 x0 h4 R: y1 j. dAmen."

) j8 i) b8 b. t. W( w* F5 AA little boy was overheard praying:
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
- f8 s. u, X: @, bdon't worry about it.
/ I$ u6 ^. \/ D2 u4 _$ pI'm having a real good time like I am."

* E' I! ?& n& z- ~After the christening of his baby brother
! z: y  d" ^+ Y2 u* J" gin church, Jason sobbed all the way home
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
/ c+ p" d% m: Z' ?him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
( H. k# i3 K2 K4 jboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
! _# j$ Y9 |# B+ eto stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed,
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
3 H1 @4 I" o! s" t" Uwe forgive those who put trash in our
! r0 _$ Q, L4 C  I& |) pbaskets."
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
children as they were on the way to
2 x9 c8 R' L* w# p/ f6 Q3 bChurch service, "and why is it necessary
to be quiet in Church?"
- \) G) _9 S, A3 G  R' OOne bright little girl replied,
"Because people are sleeping."
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2 C; K) P) J* n: E1 m! h. D: WA mother was preparing pancakes for
7 F8 l, N9 T8 E4 O$ O' @her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
+ i( ?& h/ c7 }7 GThe boys began to argue over who would
1 P6 ^0 \, W4 Q. yget the first pancake.
/ c& G' H( [* c! D6 _( |/ XTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
+ n% O( b5 X' ^1 y( q& |would say, 'Let my brother have the
. c- b7 R" ^7 [9 F# j4 Vfirst pancake, I can wait' ."
; Z9 ~( C  @: OKevin turned to his younger brother and
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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+ x! L) w# T- t+ M* _A father was at the beach with his children
% ^( ]9 Z4 L5 T! x6 Y9 n- a# u7 ywhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
" }0 y+ f% T1 d9 w6 a6 W"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
8 t. b" O( O- U9 m! M9 J$ F3 bThe boy thought a moment and then said,
' ^5 ~# m8 D3 b4 t; I6 b"Did God throw him back down?"

A wife invited some people to dinner.
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
# l; r1 p3 z7 w) e- J, o+ Q  DThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
( z3 f- b5 r& S" K$ `8 l8 Hpeople to dinner?"

: g" T( b" B! E4 P7 GCheers!!!

3 K6 B. m3 K1 A, k5 \" ?7 ^  YPeace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

# k( {, E1 c$ ~3 TRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
$ w1 M7 _3 u) b  C* Z: FMy boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
. V" H& q" M6 _, u( S" OI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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9 {& d! ^  Q! @; Aaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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2 A  S9 R# k  s, E9 V8 y% `' ^Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
/ J9 _0 P# T% q: R5 w"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

* u2 U$ v: u5 T- M: ^8 k5 U# U好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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9 }0 z/ s1 [; M5 M- \; t好好吃

3 C- e7 k4 p: l% e3 H- S' ?ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
, q/ H1 X# l5 K0 o7 OMy boy's eyes turned ...

Aha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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9 Q; g3 @3 D. t7 u3 Uaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

; m. n6 n, i% G9 d8 x8 a2 \Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
# w6 k" @/ o% N. s! E/ B8 y"Don't be selfish!" I said.
/ Q* _4 z6 X/ H! ^: fMy boy's eyes turned ...

Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby