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Kids in Church7 _6 l: B: \6 e7 g3 }1 y( G
% v; C! S, Q3 \$ P# H* b/ i1 m3-year-old Reese :
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Harold is his name.) i& O% Z1 x9 Y
Amen."
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) T* p$ G; r1 RA little boy was overheard praying:2 c- {2 e: A$ v: f7 G& R* v
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,+ J+ ]' T% D7 r
don't worry about it.
- N6 r0 k# t& }! sI'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother$ z; z& Q( e1 q. f L. f
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home% S* O6 d9 z/ r4 P. x9 E% h& D6 C
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
( |8 u7 C" E) S- i3 Xhim three times what was wrong. Finally, the. b" a0 Z3 S: C+ D& o" {4 _" o
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
' p1 l6 S( q0 I: _. Pus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
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One particular four-year-old prayed,
; k, b6 ^- X* c"And forgive us our trash baskets as; t+ d. J3 ~+ s3 m( m" o
we forgive those who put trash in our
) h. d2 y( r8 J: kbaskets.": r& N- \% r$ }6 s; [- O. Q
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A Sunday school teacher asked her6 S1 h+ U" }, e& ], z5 H4 }" H6 Y
children as they were on the way to
" ^7 \1 x5 |1 v2 Y- o/ iChurch service, "and why is it necessary
1 y1 D2 a4 P4 ]5 cto be quiet in Church?"* c' q* G2 T7 |" S; `
One bright little girl replied," o3 Z% z& S1 y: m) I
"Because people are sleeping."2 W( }& N5 _% Z4 J) R% ~
# c3 m/ t, J6 ^' X' C1 VA mother was preparing pancakes for7 [5 U' Q# Y/ o- U
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
( t0 O4 g' G) i) J1 aThe boys began to argue over who would
9 c4 H) y' K0 x$ b% F+ {* Bget the first pancake.% @: d+ S. T5 h4 w) ?/ _) E
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
3 n& c8 F. {2 y2 V) g" W8 w" {moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
/ k8 _+ G" w7 D/ fwould say, 'Let my brother have the
0 C6 T4 n; m2 j% I% ofirst pancake, I can wait' ."4 r1 i: v6 ~4 [0 n8 h- d8 I" `
Kevin turned to his younger brother and% b3 d) G& _, U9 N" d
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"' f8 S1 X" N! u9 ~0 Z% H# S
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A father was at the beach with his children$ \: u! D9 X0 `- W: T
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
/ w+ w% r7 ~0 G" Igrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
; I# q3 o7 P( `3 x1 e+ cwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
1 @/ g9 Y U( m7 ?! Z: C* P) a"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.& v. }/ j6 W" e7 H
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied., l% R) X1 W9 _3 X* t" X
The boy thought a moment and then said,- t! X9 B: q# j( Z- I( b: ^; K
"Did God throw him back down?"
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% Y5 X' R, I1 G, f4 j9 Q" iA wife invited some people to dinner.
' M! l3 r+ ~; I) g" _At the table, she turned to their six-year-old: b- D% I* v8 s2 ]) n# X
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
9 Z) L, ^2 z4 K% c7 A' n, Xblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
, H7 W2 s# W. a1 ?" `% xgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
( O6 v1 a; v/ ^4 q HThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head" Y. Y/ h- e$ O" \
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
# A$ O0 T% K g, M& X) z( Mpeople to dinner?"
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Cheers!!!. p: h) j4 m2 g6 c1 E
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Peace, love and happines! |
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