可爱可笑的孩童

没心没肺

Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :
" [1 g1 k' J, e2 N9 e"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
Harold is his name.
. a& q  S9 Y* W2 [Amen."
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4 K- D) n" n" S5 IA little boy was overheard praying:
, m0 j9 |; ?3 @"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
don't worry about it.
. B+ k  {/ g" d" yI'm having a real good time like I am."

After the christening of his baby brother
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
( i2 L5 }( u2 S$ X5 C' R$ A& w. Min the back seat of the car. His father asked
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
% q( n% D( p" L& a; Q' z2 I% ^boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
to stay with you guys."

One particular four-year-old prayed,
! M/ v- g" P/ @( @' E% G& U7 z9 V  v"And forgive us our trash baskets as
- M4 N+ ]: m- {! Y2 w( }3 _8 ]we forgive those who put trash in our
baskets."

A Sunday school teacher asked her
children as they were on the way to
: M* R: k$ O2 v  a( AChurch service, "and why is it necessary
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One bright little girl replied,
" `; F' }& Q# k+ `3 \# ]"Because people are sleeping."
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+ c! Y8 B1 u8 |" ?0 b# kA mother was preparing pancakes for
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
- u8 g( u- C% o/ `: s8 vThe boys began to argue over who would
get the first pancake.
# s6 S9 Y! a' vTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
would say, 'Let my brother have the
first pancake, I can wait' ."
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
! T8 h% X  U0 C  J7 u, asaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"

A father was at the beach with his children
- A2 q! t& O( U, y" Y- G  E( {- lwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,
+ W2 j3 s# I- u! kgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
The boy thought a moment and then said,
"Did God throw him back down?"

A wife invited some people to dinner.
  d) [2 Q. r; o5 P9 B$ @At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
5 x, u5 l$ Q" A& ~& Adaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
5 X) g7 H: a8 T5 Ublessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
people to dinner?"
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Peace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
: y: v7 n8 z0 ~; C7 |0 Y1 ]Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

) M+ i# e, Q* U, I+ {aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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! f; }# O- J: e" `, ERecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
" v: r0 F5 R% F) g4 l) Z2 s"Don't be selfish!" I said.
/ w8 k( `4 F  j- n' H# M  Z' tMy boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
* \, B% a1 R* sI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

' L4 f+ L  K2 E$ V1 V. m# waha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
) ~4 R% [* R" d( J) r1 {My boy's eyes turned ...

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好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表


  ?( i4 B0 r8 }8 z. O+ z好好吃

ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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- G" \! x- z6 z/ l, |6 B' CRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
: J7 C2 {" O3 X/ ?2 y"Don't be selfish!" I said.
- j1 @& f5 t# i8 w1 t6 XMy boy's eyes turned ...

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Aha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

8 u# U; w- q, I% naha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

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Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby