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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :
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Harold is his name.& H/ k8 t) b& b. d: j1 D% b! a5 w
Amen."
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% {0 K- \5 V- @, ^/ fA little boy was overheard praying:- L; p, H( t" M( A% D
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
! i, B% G! s& y. a, ~2 B) |don't worry about it.
# p! m0 E4 }' C9 @/ R: D) zI'm having a real good time like I am."
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, C5 Q4 v. C& k3 `After the christening of his baby brother( T, m4 q, b6 X. V* L) L
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
0 S! F/ W9 z" e) ?: J* kin the back seat of the car. His father asked+ v5 q: i( J8 q+ T3 t& _  W6 v
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the" Q: r: Z. M# X( J$ M* B8 A$ `/ t$ I
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted# [1 s/ J, l% x! a! F# k
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted" I% l% N3 T6 S/ z" u/ i  @8 ?
to stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed,
& j  E+ M( E- E2 n"And forgive us our trash baskets as5 Y' w) O8 k. F7 B6 A0 i
we forgive those who put trash in our9 j) `# c" d' b+ `4 c
baskets.". [! K8 R* ?. `- M

' N8 l8 X! g& @/ x* FA Sunday school teacher asked her8 D2 e7 k- X- `  o, G4 ]9 a
children as they were on the way to( `# Z# q8 L  L( q- T( x
Church service, "and why is it necessary
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& g4 `7 p& {, f  xOne bright little girl replied,2 p- j0 z" L9 x( I. J4 v
"Because people are sleeping."1 r$ u( i  w% c/ f" ?" J  L, S  Z$ G0 E
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A mother was preparing pancakes for$ O; w5 r3 L/ g3 ~/ p+ n( S
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3./ I, E+ O: |/ i' S9 y( d& D
The boys began to argue over who would
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Their mother saw the opportunity for a0 _2 |/ `3 ?+ O: i" q" ~* ^
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He" l1 x4 O4 b8 m
would say, 'Let my brother have the3 u; M' l  p  V8 Y
first pancake, I can wait' ."
9 w9 N4 M5 j) K$ _. L: kKevin turned to his younger brother and) _/ {% T8 X8 V
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"  S# z' q+ b5 a3 a; y% q
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A father was at the beach with his children
/ F$ B3 k% J2 w- q0 bwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,4 I/ Z* G  s' j
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
; T: b2 ~2 P, `" m& Vwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
& |' [3 v0 i( m) D4 H"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
  F+ c6 d! o+ K"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.2 F# u% V2 ?, N+ h
The boy thought a moment and then said,
1 j* t, U1 x7 W  N9 t* E0 f4 m  ["Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner.7 j4 J+ A/ g* [- Q1 i! A8 z
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old( ]7 {5 y$ X3 ?& T! J
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
" ]1 T3 V; o8 w  w6 K. E3 V) dblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
9 [( R  a% ^  ?+ H2 ggirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
8 s. y2 E1 R  `The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head1 y) I1 w+ s% Y: L9 {" p  K: Z- |
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these7 o% Y& u6 _! y3 [3 m8 @$ w1 [
people to dinner?"
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$ G$ G1 p. _9 e( ]Peace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
: h( p, S; w; ?* f/ x* WVery funny stories. Kids are so cute!

" B, v7 X& f$ n+ faha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: 0 A9 E) e, o( g' u! U6 ^" V
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
" K( E& ?1 `, o! i* D) h"Don't be selfish!" I said.; X& ?$ \; ~$ T) H
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!" ) y. R9 r% v* k8 n
I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 3 R4 U% V* S0 Y/ m& J& M
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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3 |$ u2 {6 X8 E9 s' f4 f* @Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct." }. w: ~! o  Y
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
& Z) @' g" R5 D, N$ o2 u2 N) N6 NMy boy's eyes turned ...

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% r( {5 I4 G% g+ ^& J6 J9 E  e好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表 5 Q( x% S8 S0 G- n+ z5 Q
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3 K% Y0 J8 t* S* ~, Z; x好好吃

, W: f% V( C" Cha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 + v) B  Y' ?3 i. i7 _- G
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: * e/ x" T8 L7 W; t" ?$ S$ p

7 x$ i# S5 V6 F- O5 t  |Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.3 T# L+ E$ Q- S' f8 ]4 W2 ~  {
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
& X+ H' r+ X+ I& L% |. XMy boy's eyes turned ...

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Aha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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7 u/ H* z/ ?1 x" Xaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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! D7 {$ K; Y3 F( F8 m  F7 CRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
" a$ z( f$ e& G$ }3 W"Don't be selfish!" I said.
8 \: j) B# h, P8 \! \* gMy boy's eyes turned ...

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Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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