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Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :
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Harold is his name.$ h8 J0 C* ~& B9 j& v5 A z$ q7 A* r
Amen."% ]- _7 \* j( Q3 g/ e- O% C
- A" J% {8 h7 z- `- S- O$ eA little boy was overheard praying:8 I/ O. V; n" `2 ~2 C5 t
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
+ [* t0 R+ `( Q+ vdon't worry about it.
9 b6 i# G5 B/ A- BI'm having a real good time like I am."/ D& ^9 |4 d5 ^, }0 ?" e
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After the christening of his baby brother! w& ]$ Q I3 \
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home, V* ?+ q, D* A7 B
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
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' V5 N) H9 ]9 i& Y3 ~boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted7 I" t! V8 E }) F
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
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% ~9 E1 b3 F8 o# q/ yOne particular four-year-old prayed,; O5 n- N. Y& ]% y; A% H6 m- p" ^
"And forgive us our trash baskets as6 k- I- E# L5 L4 L
we forgive those who put trash in our
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3 ?0 {! v5 B- q0 i& v0 v, vA Sunday school teacher asked her$ W% V; ]6 F$ X2 t1 J0 R/ o
children as they were on the way to% O+ c, k; c# }* h' R
Church service, "and why is it necessary
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One bright little girl replied,
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S5 U+ N _+ b5 f3 Y( }; LA mother was preparing pancakes for$ x: W9 ?. i. `3 _6 p' C
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.& b, T( d# f1 K. H
The boys began to argue over who would- g. S4 s& R( q* ?( }: K* O4 h
get the first pancake.
. L- @2 | X* W( S( |/ u9 N- v5 q( aTheir mother saw the opportunity for a5 A( j" `2 y5 w$ `+ U2 n4 \3 H
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
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! I5 n: t$ Z0 a4 G) XKevin turned to his younger brother and" a+ i4 [/ g0 ^# R: S% H2 U$ n
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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0 i A1 C1 u/ c7 Y; ^A father was at the beach with his children/ u7 l2 U2 g7 O+ q, z
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,# ]1 Y& G& |- Z6 `! M& V' p$ B
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore" G/ v3 h# _ d# o* C6 V
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
3 t% S! c, H4 c/ R& v4 z* V% r"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.* P4 M' {0 p, I* [+ D
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
( H" T/ \" I- d( Q* xThe boy thought a moment and then said,5 u4 Y0 h% n# a. ^5 H5 ]1 m4 Q8 l
"Did God throw him back down?"( S7 _; h( H8 G+ M! Q" ^7 I6 n X/ O
3 U" Y0 y3 E% V6 Q4 n" oA wife invited some people to dinner.; Y. u. l9 V$ a
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
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2 X6 _1 K# H( l6 Vblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The# ]4 D3 M* U. ]& d7 D
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."+ p0 N9 Q* z: ~( m! g: z3 q
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head+ d% ?' j' N1 [- _, h) m `
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these! V8 E$ @+ o5 I0 } X
people to dinner?", l) o4 l A* Y2 p0 X2 g% @/ a- q
. T! q( a/ Y- e5 BCheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines! |
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