可爱可笑的孩童

没心没肺

Kids in Church
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- b; J- |$ [$ G" i- H3-year-old Reese :
; q" H5 W+ J/ G"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
Harold is his name.
Amen."
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2 y* W$ c3 m7 D) H# q* k; P$ NA little boy was overheard praying:
# H. _3 {/ M( Q9 W0 ?" ?9 Q"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
don't worry about it.
( ?) F6 b9 u, s7 ]I'm having a real good time like I am."
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. ^+ ~, K# n+ l+ d, ~/ [$ n  U2 {, q7 WAfter the christening of his baby brother
$ m9 J" Q2 b2 d& @8 oin church, Jason sobbed all the way home
4 ?# q2 i1 P/ s# win the back seat of the car. His father asked
3 f% m9 ^. X4 Jhim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
$ Z* ?9 R$ J& W+ s/ M: Z* Rboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
! h# ~# I5 q; Qus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
$ A& R2 U. M& V6 D; Y  t5 K( Oto stay with you guys."

  [- ]$ s6 V  ?* bOne particular four-year-old prayed,
3 m, C. c2 S+ _$ `9 j"And forgive us our trash baskets as
we forgive those who put trash in our
' \: f9 Z4 H$ l$ {$ ]' i% {/ z( c- dbaskets."
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
; m! z! D1 `# c- Y2 E$ o9 |children as they were on the way to
Church service, "and why is it necessary
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One bright little girl replied,
* [2 D" r4 J1 h1 E"Because people are sleeping."
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' i" a* e! c% V0 G# Z) s. }7 r6 W: @A mother was preparing pancakes for
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
The boys began to argue over who would
get the first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
7 g* b( Z4 W/ ]1 i4 k  nmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
  d; K  s: O( Uwould say, 'Let my brother have the
' d1 U. g# o+ I7 D& V4 Ffirst pancake, I can wait' ."
/ x6 H0 V! x& q0 l- ]9 qKevin turned to his younger brother and
: Q7 `1 g% X9 J/ I1 X& Fsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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8 J; o  t$ {0 a( PA father was at the beach with his children
) r' B/ p& r9 @, i0 [& ~when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
2 f2 O3 m% p, c+ j( m# |& sgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
- {, B3 b$ {7 Y2 |  ~where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
# U1 W' o" [; G" `"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
: I* Z. b1 A; Z. ]. P! MThe boy thought a moment and then said,
- V6 f4 p+ [' A! @. o( D- O9 B"Did God throw him back down?"

2 L, Q, }7 Q! gA wife invited some people to dinner.
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
! {" [0 N" G; m+ W* ndaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
' I& M9 D4 \/ _4 j  }girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
' H# [. N! j" b1 Jand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
people to dinner?"

Cheers!!!

- ~8 N' ?9 }# C& z8 [Peace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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  b6 H+ k, W8 a% \5 gRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
# L0 T1 s0 z  c! C( _I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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+ r' p4 l4 }5 l+ r: Paha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

8 a; Z8 j1 \/ m3 R" |9 sRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
! A9 ]0 w: }( g" _- V* h# f"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

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好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表

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好好吃

- E  L$ L5 \- bha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

8 b# c) u4 g3 c5 Laha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

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9 z' F$ l4 x: Y8 M+ b7 xAha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

" O( \: {. o: p+ T7 _, c* kRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

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Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby