可爱可笑的孩童

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Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :
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Harold is his name.
Amen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:
2 ~8 S1 V0 c2 u9 A! J/ m& j"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
don't worry about it.
/ C9 `9 z$ e( x: D. bI'm having a real good time like I am."

After the christening of his baby brother
& ~) l0 S; W9 G- Fin church, Jason sobbed all the way home
' s$ a  p7 y& r8 {* D1 lin the back seat of the car. His father asked
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
to stay with you guys."

2 m6 o' X" r! COne particular four-year-old prayed,
  i( |" T6 A2 s"And forgive us our trash baskets as
we forgive those who put trash in our
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% d/ M. w" {! h7 V7 J2 {A Sunday school teacher asked her
2 `, j; W; ~$ T0 N9 Qchildren as they were on the way to
Church service, "and why is it necessary
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; W( P$ v$ }0 m4 F, d& [One bright little girl replied,
"Because people are sleeping."

A mother was preparing pancakes for
+ o9 a+ Y" `3 g+ P9 ther sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
The boys began to argue over who would
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+ P# R/ F! ]$ [2 N4 a! ZTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
3 t8 E9 Z- P$ ~moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
would say, 'Let my brother have the
, b& a% m7 x& O0 d' B: Pfirst pancake, I can wait' ."
2 o* k" o0 @) L# i8 U0 B9 k/ WKevin turned to his younger brother and
2 A( Y3 G! `8 Q1 H+ n+ Y' h$ y' wsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"

A father was at the beach with his children
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
8 n, Y/ n7 F, B$ j- k% R5 i8 @3 v"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
. a6 @1 M. w. e4 m"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
% J3 T9 Q+ U1 ~* `The boy thought a moment and then said,
"Did God throw him back down?"

, g) M! b7 Q, t9 nA wife invited some people to dinner.
! X6 K! j0 Z+ n. q) z0 Z  |1 mAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
7 Z' Y2 N3 v9 kdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
1 ^' K5 l5 t1 Q4 ]9 O% c% Nblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
people to dinner?"
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Cheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
8 e# `; i  |5 q$ y+ J$ hVery funny stories. Kids are so cute!

1 [! j: T4 }0 c  ^' ]aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
# f9 }5 H/ Z% ]. n, {" H"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
* }; ]9 _9 u: ^, ?  RI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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1 W; {9 L3 B) W, ~: a- lRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
4 E* a) b+ P; N+ h"Don't be selfish!" I said.
2 c! H% J; o2 c( C8 KMy boy's eyes turned ...

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好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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8 p$ W; G  N# i$ z, \好好吃

ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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2 A: V: k, F% l8 \Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
! a! X, i+ ~' R" \"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

Aha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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( z6 e+ a5 Z: `$ b6 aRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

, E) X# S8 @6 T, A& R( j7 }Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby