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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :, F# p3 i- T) q9 |8 q2 z* Y
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
( T% L8 v" U7 G8 r* t! @Harold is his name.
6 t( A" j5 Q' n9 s4 n6 |Amen."
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/ m2 @0 @+ |8 I) KA little boy was overheard praying:- d( D" V5 l" \* o/ j0 }. @
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,6 }& g7 g% X# J
don't worry about it.4 _; Q  f, {+ x, T1 }
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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1 v" k2 Y# \: j# `After the christening of his baby brother
* P6 I* m8 b+ ^! ?6 \- `2 Bin church, Jason sobbed all the way home
! D+ Y! m- h* a& j3 bin the back seat of the car. His father asked
+ }5 f% c  H/ Y0 qhim three times what was wrong. Finally, the( M7 T/ \/ g+ t, ^1 ^1 e, V" f
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
! N1 U& k+ Y6 T5 Y, X6 xus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted1 A$ U7 ]1 C' S' P+ y; i9 c4 o
to stay with you guys."# n$ e" M$ m& F% m0 Z8 ^  W/ r/ q

3 q, V$ n/ O: x3 F$ S8 LOne particular four-year-old prayed,
6 a8 N1 F& p3 I  Z& H# x- J' u: V"And forgive us our trash baskets as: y1 X  O& X6 N; t/ l7 X9 R, Q
we forgive those who put trash in our/ g; ]3 N# W/ e0 R& C: x
baskets."
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
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Church service, "and why is it necessary
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8 e3 a" {* U# Q/ _; Q5 i2 q3 oOne bright little girl replied,, D3 T( {  {5 H+ b1 j1 E1 x" }
"Because people are sleeping."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for  T* Q+ U9 Z8 b) y% d# d
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.9 h, W% Q7 Q6 Z# k
The boys began to argue over who would- T+ @& Z; G6 Q5 R2 S4 C! J
get the first pancake.5 ~0 F+ S  {- F. y7 k: G  b
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
+ h9 a6 x' j' pmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He1 k* a/ M$ m+ [
would say, 'Let my brother have the
; q" ?6 @  z4 J/ k: a4 yfirst pancake, I can wait' ."% U7 K9 Q: O3 ^9 ^! I: z% Z
Kevin turned to his younger brother and. I0 H7 S0 a" @: y2 }
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"; U2 C! Q( t* J- ?& P0 J2 z

5 w: g8 d( ^; q* A; cA father was at the beach with his children. d2 x) ]( L' e
when the four-year-old son ran up to him," M3 c3 a+ ^8 k  w1 N4 Z
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore* m+ Y' [, \, ^9 g) ~4 x
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
" i: a$ j* Q3 M; E/ W"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.7 O0 I  g! ?6 y# p- A! b6 j& u, w
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.! K% g/ l5 u; T
The boy thought a moment and then said,( k$ N) T) `5 ]
"Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner.0 ]2 Z' S5 p+ u6 Z
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
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blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The; h9 V. H! l' L3 o8 r
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
: T+ O+ [# p- O$ ^4 A( tThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
4 E4 L$ f8 i2 n7 E) c5 _# Band said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
5 D% \& w0 I( |+ c! J; ]% rpeople to dinner?"
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Cheers!!!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
5 x: m& E8 K7 O1 T! t* ~0 `8 k& R! hVery funny stories. Kids are so cute!

1 ^7 G$ o- v) N: p( |, Q' }aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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  \& R# `% L1 `0 ]Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.& K. T$ A' P/ w' s0 d9 A2 b/ g" s6 o
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
" ]( Z. H/ O* \# o. AMy boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!" ; P, L  M( |; L  J! X; ~
I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: ! s& G- w& m0 c- B
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct./ g- B+ W) }6 g  ?; c. R
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
) }" O9 x4 X) l: B. J8 ^6 e& M: BMy boy's eyes turned ...

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; H% z4 o3 H+ T9 R. v+ w3 F好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表 - k$ d) I1 i9 p2 E; s/ D% ?/ ]+ Y
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( a* w6 d# c  B  l$ P& C好好吃
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ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 ) K& L+ D. ]/ f! D" H
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: / B/ @( g) \: |. _1 N

6 |7 y5 {' C+ K  X% x1 v- n8 {' sRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
8 t! M4 ~- D2 [- s, K' e/ z# I  g"Don't be selfish!" I said.. I6 |2 C& q- h' ?2 R# H3 |0 V
My boy's eyes turned ...

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Aha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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# G5 i3 u( N" j0 \$ u4 \2 {Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.+ c5 R( O' L4 R: _$ E
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
/ K: V, @4 Q/ u! `( ]4 Q1 jMy boy's eyes turned ...
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Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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发表于 2008-2-20 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
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