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Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :
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Harold is his name.
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5 |1 d# ?- B( a0 c, [A little boy was overheard praying:
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don't worry about it.
4 G: z' K2 M/ kI'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother" q! V# s2 G) D
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home0 j |5 ~0 y! B
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
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boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted* @7 C- h# o1 w5 M$ ~
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted U$ ^) v+ a$ ^! C
to stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed,( g, A/ V- G4 H( r
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
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( R- U# g. D4 P" h, k& O* sA Sunday school teacher asked her
# D2 H& Q& l! ]( @2 o) ychildren as they were on the way to# V( X5 s6 s* d1 D4 j; ?6 }- r
Church service, "and why is it necessary2 V+ X2 w8 C2 g0 ]
to be quiet in Church?"
- t, M4 t6 m7 Z. |+ y+ w, J0 F- TOne bright little girl replied,( B2 E4 G! u7 _1 c( W1 W
"Because people are sleeping."( e# |( {( O$ s i. H0 m: _
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A mother was preparing pancakes for0 N7 s- [0 Z7 L; v0 c
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
: j' }2 ~( l/ O' O" b2 w' bThe boys began to argue over who would
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Their mother saw the opportunity for a
: i1 U8 A6 T3 T; ~9 p2 jmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
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first pancake, I can wait' ."
3 Z& q; i B. e/ zKevin turned to his younger brother and
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A father was at the beach with his children
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where a seagull lay dead in the sand.& Z. m5 Z7 z1 k' K$ A
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
4 w# N; K2 w) p" C"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
, W7 h1 m: E& l0 ~& z6 k$ l& x& \The boy thought a moment and then said,
$ C- P6 H% R( [- c6 a4 C"Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner.7 _7 u4 [0 h/ F3 f' }
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old( x( |( R: W% Z
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the$ C+ _; Z& F0 }
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The. a* F2 w% K( b# f
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."- Z+ |8 E1 F2 W
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
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people to dinner?"
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Peace, love and happines! |
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