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Kids in Church6 L' a: a5 L) `
* c P' ~% z4 x$ ]) y3-year-old Reese :) x8 f9 i* f5 q2 B6 h# ^
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,% _* h0 k+ L! A
Harold is his name.
) s# b$ ^; c2 C) B) X: UAmen."
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+ G0 g+ t' f. @0 h) w& UA little boy was overheard praying:2 O; @% C5 N: X' h
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
, e) P4 u. p ^/ S0 ]* `$ mdon't worry about it.+ U3 ^2 T% u( U/ Q }7 y
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother$ l+ X! q W4 X; u
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
! z# h3 F N p9 r. \% sin the back seat of the car. His father asked
. ]1 p* ?( @! T6 y# zhim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
+ n. T9 x1 S3 V( F1 ]boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted3 }. o) R$ R* m; i6 f
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted' w/ ?( o. p5 M$ F: y0 b* ?
to stay with you guys."4 d9 D" u& p- Z: A; [+ s
3 H6 E9 K6 l8 e, O+ B5 {- J1 rOne particular four-year-old prayed,6 k; u1 [ ]$ E1 z( N
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
: G2 n: N: m# Z! s8 \6 l4 Cwe forgive those who put trash in our
; i1 D( |' `. k: ubaskets."0 ^+ V1 h) _# T, K' _
$ [# B ^; w' x: LA Sunday school teacher asked her) H, ~. r% I5 f
children as they were on the way to' v( G" T" C& g, O Z
Church service, "and why is it necessary2 a# X& L2 w& h4 J
to be quiet in Church?"
2 f+ f* k" J2 P" O9 WOne bright little girl replied,, x! ^0 K* P8 M. M% X' N
"Because people are sleeping."
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. _! X* z1 ]( Z1 u2 Y! U( [A mother was preparing pancakes for
9 o" s0 E% X/ Z: C- g4 g5 |) s Yher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
. C; W2 C3 \ r1 hThe boys began to argue over who would
o5 j2 F/ h8 r1 M5 vget the first pancake.0 m9 o, C* Z' a$ i
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
* l& h& T! F% vmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He% n' x0 q% e0 [. b4 n
would say, 'Let my brother have the
' e$ F4 \8 i! Q6 Y5 ]: Kfirst pancake, I can wait' ." n: N h) L- I. }2 { ?# k# t1 o3 t
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
; O$ M) y3 l I: K! L; h3 ~) Ksaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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X6 e$ [' P$ B! i: [A father was at the beach with his children' @8 }0 ]7 h/ C
when the four-year-old son ran up to him," v: c8 O, `0 r2 \
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
- H8 u0 b/ j, owhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.7 \& r' `* e, y% b, h/ s Y
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.. _3 c# X! n) ]; E3 k" ]; A
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
; z4 Q: S( [( ?! FThe boy thought a moment and then said,! K' T2 z- K7 v; l4 W
"Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
& q* y( | P$ k8 G- P) e5 ?At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
1 I) X) N5 _* z% y# z8 Ydaughter and said, "Would you like to say the' [/ i" P0 b4 |0 @+ w6 Y2 K9 I
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The, Q% c) V0 m* r9 \& b" T, N
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say." L+ R- x7 U5 M% |. l
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head# e& N* x1 n" ^ Z( H4 L
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
$ x2 m( ?7 n9 D. E2 c5 Apeople to dinner?"& ?* B6 z p U- ~6 V. a9 U8 u
" f% Q0 J/ h5 n, X6 k) `Cheers!!!7 M( Y4 | V; K$ F* i t
/ g4 y/ k+ x1 ]# yPeace, love and happines! |
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