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Kids in Church( m7 C w" h5 V C4 j2 g$ r+ {
( X1 U5 }+ v% s! S. P3-year-old Reese :
, |/ t6 c* r: Q5 R6 ~ y"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,5 l9 q0 V) A# M8 a
Harold is his name.
0 G0 G9 u4 |8 \Amen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:
6 f. R7 U# W5 Q- f+ l R- G3 C( x"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,3 K8 w$ k5 L% T5 `! U3 ~! J6 l7 l p
don't worry about it.) d9 v' V, V1 M1 v7 t2 d
I'm having a real good time like I am.": y( z- v+ s' O# y7 y
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After the christening of his baby brother5 M$ m% w! i) ?5 T
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home. [3 j/ W4 J4 z2 L/ |
in the back seat of the car. His father asked# r: R. l# M }) q* b+ n$ \- b
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
; {6 z# ^+ k2 [; e5 Y. Fboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
* y( @ [, M) t5 Ius broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
- d2 z) X1 R! j1 j7 |to stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed,
3 G) ~$ A R7 R/ f V- O"And forgive us our trash baskets as) U M. r* r" Q
we forgive those who put trash in our
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A Sunday school teacher asked her" U z+ `7 t+ S' x. e' u% b
children as they were on the way to* O f4 p% r) Y* m" O2 i( m
Church service, "and why is it necessary
6 O$ `' d/ w6 n$ F/ Fto be quiet in Church?"2 K% T) Z7 j3 Y+ y: E
One bright little girl replied,
5 k: Y( O0 X" V"Because people are sleeping.", j; k, C8 P( H5 D9 f# _
$ M1 b {6 _% T9 ]% Z* O/ a& KA mother was preparing pancakes for( C# ~% ~$ R# }( ?/ f+ A3 t
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
0 N& h. p$ ?9 n1 I% Y+ \' {/ C8 JThe boys began to argue over who would
! i. B% i1 o O& \4 `5 O+ h9 U9 |- fget the first pancake.
. ~" n2 H5 _; lTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
9 q. ]5 L7 V, Y1 Z; _- ~, J* rmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
J/ h+ n0 M, K3 kwould say, 'Let my brother have the( Q3 V) `% _9 l- s# {! o: T
first pancake, I can wait' ."
. k+ }* Y( r/ h6 ?" ?5 }Kevin turned to his younger brother and2 f: \ J. l5 K+ [) p0 d
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children3 ]0 }0 j$ u, S* y0 R H# E" p
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
; ~2 F8 {1 y9 D; }grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
' D8 |& O# [$ y( Z" F. i9 kwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.: z, ~$ u. m; {
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
* A- ^. v# K" z$ S"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
$ o. y/ o! v4 P8 p. [1 ]The boy thought a moment and then said,. n. \+ J) O8 J4 b8 Y
"Did God throw him back down?"
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- ^0 E5 |0 h2 I! {5 b- D+ bA wife invited some people to dinner.( v* `1 D6 N" j3 L+ x6 V
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
; x( J4 n; N* Q- t4 ~* X) {daughter and said, "Would you like to say the7 @- q* h! Q* u$ s7 V$ d
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The3 R& a" K# b) e6 o
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."% x1 S: I* c8 }+ K: w* B
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head( @2 l$ D: g' g( Q$ e
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
8 _9 M7 g& b3 y8 J, Xpeople to dinner?"( ]3 I& b' u8 |- r0 p5 g' W
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Cheers!!!' U1 B6 x+ z* X
! f; O* ?, v N/ \Peace, love and happines! |
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