可爱可笑的孩童

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Kids in Church

! p6 f3 m( A$ {5 C3 K3-year-old Reese :
3 g1 q; R$ D" z* G; J"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
Harold is his name.
. R$ b* Y6 E. J% ~Amen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:
! [- Z3 x  n% P' k$ U2 N"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
! H+ t4 b5 {( b, Hdon't worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am."

After the christening of his baby brother
, F' h3 c: u6 {5 a3 P4 g, z! z2 `in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
0 ^: N: m" U: _0 c7 y  N1 L! pin the back seat of the car. His father asked
- d; B- R2 w7 p& T# o9 H0 fhim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
8 a- |9 r/ I" C: C$ B) H& D% M, \boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
to stay with you guys."

, w: u8 a' F) P3 J. ?0 q  BOne particular four-year-old prayed,
  c- F! {1 J$ t! V8 c"And forgive us our trash baskets as
3 b% ?) x" O; i/ l1 F* ~4 Rwe forgive those who put trash in our
- R7 y0 b$ L) ]) pbaskets."
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( l9 g, y" y. b/ M2 r& b; i, fA Sunday school teacher asked her
children as they were on the way to
. D' d/ O8 M  _6 K9 CChurch service, "and why is it necessary
/ D4 M9 Z  d* G- V. rto be quiet in Church?"
One bright little girl replied,
"Because people are sleeping."

0 `8 A& W( @8 mA mother was preparing pancakes for
  x/ A9 U, ~, R) J7 O" o* G5 yher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
0 f/ l' n. V1 Z- n. G0 F+ SThe boys began to argue over who would
get the first pancake.
5 Z, s* J; l3 o9 x2 C9 jTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
2 M! h, Z% C) Zmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
7 l; Q: U( ^. l8 r9 R) Jwould say, 'Let my brother have the
# d9 H. _. |' R7 y1 R. ^" L# hfirst pancake, I can wait' ."
1 j* o. g% p6 l! B1 \$ SKevin turned to his younger brother and
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children
; u3 ]0 e- E5 j6 {+ Kwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,
: k/ B2 U) x7 O# Ograbbed his hand, and led him to the shore
) B4 G* l0 T6 M; kwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
: f# \1 w6 \8 n5 t"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
" V7 Q+ i4 _) M8 d: S: i"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
The boy thought a moment and then said,
"Did God throw him back down?"

A wife invited some people to dinner.
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
' {. `) X4 {& H( y) wdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
" w% x  O6 S2 |/ a; q0 p9 tgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
; I5 |3 |4 d/ \! g3 KThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
  i# q0 s$ {: t. |( L8 |; gpeople to dinner?"
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Cheers!!!

Peace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
" I4 E- o) {0 ^! R6 QVery funny stories. Kids are so cute!

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

3 C, J8 l6 d  i. s5 waha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

) W; p2 L( V: L  y  c: b  E# zRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
0 q8 \' x$ s& _. A' b"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

7 R& g( J0 }6 V- D5 `好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表


好好吃

- K) K/ n. ~! [3 ^+ b0 {ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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+ N8 [1 T. {/ w# C3 Daha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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$ O5 ~! @" }. cRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
( t3 R, Q, v5 L! D) P$ }"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

Aha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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+ b7 r$ V& D: ?9 Q+ IRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

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3 H6 }% U, z! t0 ]  E& J0 dThanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby