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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church: M7 W" `& g6 m) l# a' J5 h* D) S

4 g4 W. {! x- D. t% S% ]9 T& `/ C3-year-old Reese :
6 ~$ i2 q) V/ ]/ @"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,! F+ F7 z9 ?4 ~1 D# t. J! G! W  S" i# g
Harold is his name., l' N& |* s& \
Amen."
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  t( r  F6 `& R* W3 iA little boy was overheard praying:: U! h4 e# E) h7 g
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,4 W5 G" R: Q0 z" F7 s
don't worry about it.1 C, S4 ]5 F  ?0 U: Q# s5 q
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother, q" n; u. B3 w1 J- ^4 G
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home7 ^2 _$ a% T8 ~, S' v1 ?
in the back seat of the car. His father asked( H1 ]8 @- q, I4 c+ E4 [$ o! y
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the+ \2 E+ R+ {' u, a1 F/ ~
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
% I( F7 y$ _/ s9 Z& Qus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted4 b# x3 }6 T! D' c% ^2 e
to stay with you guys."! m! k. d" l/ A0 Q  v& J+ c- g

! ?+ m: l# G7 F$ Q% @" XOne particular four-year-old prayed,
3 G/ Q8 Y- ]& ^# A"And forgive us our trash baskets as
$ s# `" j5 V5 gwe forgive those who put trash in our. \; O, Y. j5 L( U
baskets."% I8 b1 I: s) i; P' Z1 E

+ h; l6 f; n4 o- D/ WA Sunday school teacher asked her
7 b: s6 l6 |0 W7 S) Lchildren as they were on the way to
9 g" \: |; m: h! {* u$ DChurch service, "and why is it necessary8 h7 D: l& X* V0 a! f3 B
to be quiet in Church?"
9 v, {8 O( G+ R1 P% i6 t) o/ v6 d) o, qOne bright little girl replied,
% f; u% A. A9 k, V; b& b: _. c  `+ i0 _"Because people are sleeping."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for0 `2 V" a# M( B  F+ \% X
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
* f) a" s9 S4 @! _8 gThe boys began to argue over who would3 _; g) o( T& v& m: [* u
get the first pancake.
& y6 P) o3 G1 T, T# \+ [Their mother saw the opportunity for a
# J7 n  d0 U$ E; Y0 S6 cmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
, |# ^/ @/ Y& Z) Xwould say, 'Let my brother have the; O* m2 @, f5 l  L; v
first pancake, I can wait' ."
0 b/ l0 K! F! |# xKevin turned to his younger brother and
% [2 M% x3 {% Z: N2 `said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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) ]( S& X1 a; pA father was at the beach with his children7 _0 m" o8 C7 Q$ A
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,  A2 C0 c9 q; [. g6 t
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore5 h. b$ a2 [8 h6 }$ P: e2 j
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
' }" c5 ]% [2 }/ O* L  w"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.3 x' I  _9 y3 m1 Y  O% ^+ h) |0 _1 |1 I
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
8 X5 @4 y$ X  }$ v, K9 \: dThe boy thought a moment and then said,
+ Q8 j9 ~% z0 O* u% v) P$ c"Did God throw him back down?"* B) z1 O3 d- W6 P

+ p$ }% t$ w: t4 {; W: CA wife invited some people to dinner.
3 `: N4 E( U5 {At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
6 c! y8 {0 ^, |daughter and said, "Would you like to say the" M# p( H' d* s- H' P' f
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
3 i6 {5 S" g" t, A  ]0 ~girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."( J7 s3 P; i8 c6 S) w4 C" A) ?
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head% [& b2 l6 E6 w# M- E1 u
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these7 E& t5 z: |3 a* v! {5 [
people to dinner?"
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! C3 b# u3 }) s0 y) c2 {Cheers!!!. b1 j$ v; u, W
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Peace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
1 c1 }+ p  g' r7 j. P) \Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: , J# ~" E+ S7 u2 n9 s
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.2 o. ^( Y) [3 K8 {  |
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
4 c1 ?  k* J$ L& J' IMy boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!" 3 s, d4 g& P- E1 v* _4 ~! ~, c
I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: " N& ?2 x1 s' s5 ~8 k& |" s

) @2 m- O% L; eRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.+ M& h2 c8 L5 E9 u" b* C0 M
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
5 m- @$ G% g6 l3 F$ [1 HMy boy's eyes turned ...

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% n6 d' q$ S" H7 ^. k好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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! t) n  p& w6 T2 O4 @3 m0 b0 T) W0 Y好好吃

  V8 H3 {1 ]7 r9 s8 s) @; P! aha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 8 h# v. h3 @5 H8 r2 X% u

5 W$ I. c5 B& D. a5 o+ ?9 {aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: 0 [6 }2 r& Y5 G* U4 V
: q) b2 p! M8 }& u6 T0 V& m
Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
: G- j% b9 Q! Y5 j, D7 q, G3 I"Don't be selfish!" I said.
0 q/ Z6 s+ X) ?My boy's eyes turned ...

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! @8 F" K; W. t( t8 PAha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: 0 w9 [5 R3 S! L- h+ ]$ j) D( _. W
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
4 F1 f& e% Z9 G/ o) ["Don't be selfish!" I said.
0 w% p2 F% m8 k# lMy boy's eyes turned ...

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Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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