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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :
, T* h6 e% M, u  o- O$ F"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
0 m! O  C/ B' o% P) KHarold is his name.7 U* c; Y! R8 U$ W# i0 B, o/ i
Amen."# e, Q5 ^) E0 \
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A little boy was overheard praying:
& U0 _; m  V  |( T2 i' i' K8 Z7 I"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,9 B7 J) ~/ n8 }3 T, a9 s
don't worry about it., j6 T1 Q' w% K8 W& e. m
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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# G9 X+ _5 Y: k8 o& nAfter the christening of his baby brother
' w; r; s3 V" T6 g! i4 Nin church, Jason sobbed all the way home4 o" B6 \" M4 Z+ F9 e, _6 M
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
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boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
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to stay with you guys."
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" m& R/ Q9 w3 n9 f1 j: HOne particular four-year-old prayed," x7 ?% G4 D1 C: U
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
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baskets."8 A' e4 U' N6 H
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A Sunday school teacher asked her4 D: K' e# z& a" c& @: X
children as they were on the way to1 X  C7 I! b# \# v1 b$ K0 z
Church service, "and why is it necessary
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$ d6 N! H. t9 e- z; J% HOne bright little girl replied,3 D4 |5 U9 k5 |6 r/ B
"Because people are sleeping."
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- {- P3 H" K5 e1 P$ AA mother was preparing pancakes for5 N5 A: m. W- r! B* @6 q
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
4 \/ v3 u# W6 Z% x. W; r5 m" r1 `3 C- AThe boys began to argue over who would3 V  r3 h2 H9 b/ O0 |- _3 s3 Q
get the first pancake.7 I+ G/ Y& F  ]
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
( y9 H, K7 o& Hmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
8 B) e7 W& H+ Q6 i; ^would say, 'Let my brother have the
" f6 p# S4 K) m  S% Dfirst pancake, I can wait' ."
3 j6 t5 `) b, b2 MKevin turned to his younger brother and6 Q4 A3 ]9 O; o& Z8 e6 X" [
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children( ?# S( i/ F, O8 x! k* d/ h, J
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,- g( j# X5 y0 u: q, q. d) h1 q
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
1 Z( A$ Q/ [/ g$ b( _- Hwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.- ~. @" j: w+ F
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.( r) x. v  e+ p6 k) Z
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
1 |- b! {6 ^; o- d) aThe boy thought a moment and then said,6 I. T# d6 k. g. J( O
"Did God throw him back down?"1 d+ @  n0 E: H9 N/ i8 P; F
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A wife invited some people to dinner.% |3 M2 S# E" g* g; C# n$ f! H
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
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blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
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The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
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people to dinner?"2 d$ Y* i2 w1 `3 \/ x

# d' g  r- c; A2 K. |& c$ ~" Z4 bCheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
9 U8 X. I  N0 fVery funny stories. Kids are so cute!

1 S" {: l, k. V7 D% b% c, X/ Caha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.+ p4 M1 R% z, r- b6 M
"Don't be selfish!" I said." m: K5 \9 f% z# t+ n% W3 m
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!" " P+ C, ~5 c) E+ s
I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 # W( P7 i# u7 j

7 e+ C/ U* E5 N. ?( a5 m% Vaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: + f: r6 k) l. j( D6 i
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
- `, ^$ ^1 ?) o, s( c* Z"Don't be selfish!" I said.
+ }9 t4 d0 w$ s; eMy boy's eyes turned ...

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好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表 . j* C8 \9 C* B2 N- I3 @) ^# y

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好好吃

! D7 G$ H9 V, V5 Oha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: , n, _5 e# Z) p0 Y6 j1 q

( E4 w  J( O4 y3 n+ l6 J5 @Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
- F. s2 }& o( M, ]+ k# I! S"Don't be selfish!" I said.9 ~. B! g3 a4 Z8 b0 D0 f9 R& J
My boy's eyes turned ...

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. G0 P6 H: y+ C0 s# pAha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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" g$ c! B: G, ~4 _aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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$ s  G' W' W7 b3 ZRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
) E2 @4 O- J+ v; ~1 P5 K9 @"Don't be selfish!" I said., O: i/ b% ~4 V! C+ C* l+ w
My boy's eyes turned ...

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- d7 ~5 s2 r/ f5 q7 VThanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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