 鲜花( 21)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
Kids in Church
# L& K2 l( k/ }; N7 P$ i3 T
3 M( H3 b2 }4 R H) _3-year-old Reese :
9 Q+ T3 F2 P6 \"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
2 ~- Q( q1 O- m' k7 X# {Harold is his name.
7 P: p y$ V/ H5 e+ W, XAmen."( J, v+ u- h, }
4 H' A* v: U0 p) H) [+ e
A little boy was overheard praying:0 P9 [ m& U% C- A1 S' O! o
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
5 K- O( y+ c* ]1 E0 y( H: B" ?2 _/ fdon't worry about it.
; S$ [9 U- K; l1 UI'm having a real good time like I am."9 [. u7 S w J5 e) E! l: U2 r
, S% y* n. B8 ]7 D' I7 G# L, H8 B. C
After the christening of his baby brother
+ I" O2 a4 c0 f% ?in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
+ e" B" |! c' }2 z: j8 ?* D1 Lin the back seat of the car. His father asked
' s! U( | q9 [3 W( a# t) R/ Rhim three times what was wrong. Finally, the# J$ e: Y( `+ r' u; u3 y
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted) s, B _( B2 E0 n! _1 l: W
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted, Y, z2 Q2 \, I+ t
to stay with you guys."' S+ d+ K9 J! ?3 I: |! a
6 W' h+ f& z- X% H+ jOne particular four-year-old prayed,' L/ p; z0 j3 T) {
"And forgive us our trash baskets as' d% ?! S1 _0 c3 c* I
we forgive those who put trash in our$ p6 J9 n' F) G# Z @0 B! J4 n5 g
baskets."% B9 ?3 F% O% O
2 j3 L. K8 T( @2 O4 @A Sunday school teacher asked her) P8 q7 j' t) U0 w5 E
children as they were on the way to* X% T8 _# ?/ ~3 Z5 {8 y
Church service, "and why is it necessary. \ I2 f3 J2 h, }% U2 }
to be quiet in Church?"7 [+ D. Q6 |2 N9 f. C) z* `$ s+ N
One bright little girl replied,& n+ f) T$ ?6 u# X# `, ~
"Because people are sleeping."
1 \/ f1 h& s: ?7 W, p$ H" `& _. p4 J& j! \/ w0 Z
A mother was preparing pancakes for
- }9 p, m# I) S9 h4 Mher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.2 K+ H+ N% c' ?& {8 n: M2 @' ?( D! y* C
The boys began to argue over who would
. H$ f3 s- ^' H& \$ e) @get the first pancake.
3 W) C. U: q# h3 k% W' |: K1 VTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
/ c8 X Q: r- smoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He) [7 A# g7 V# u
would say, 'Let my brother have the: Z4 }' n f3 n
first pancake, I can wait' ."
8 X: G" z* \2 K# x3 qKevin turned to his younger brother and
- p4 v0 {: `$ q lsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
5 u9 R: h) `2 `4 [3 [0 e' _- R7 \# M- z$ T/ G. g) E9 V! M
A father was at the beach with his children
' s1 N1 E0 ^$ B/ Wwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,
. {, I7 Y& a4 dgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
# w0 L/ F( A+ N: i8 m6 B. ~where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
+ ?) F( |: J( ~ F3 Z5 t"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.. n6 R& I& _5 z0 T5 e
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.- g: n' U9 T$ F% y, U; [
The boy thought a moment and then said,
- J1 W. W& C$ d8 a# j"Did God throw him back down?"9 f; \# l7 x b' a7 \0 b' Z" g
$ b" L1 j! B/ I2 ~5 {9 ~A wife invited some people to dinner.
5 m& p6 A. T; N8 @9 n9 t2 T5 oAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
2 o/ P |/ j' i: hdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
* g! l( Q: F: Tblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The7 b4 H# t3 Y1 f
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."6 i8 S; W( N5 ^" N. h) b
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head& [1 E* O" ^+ o3 b6 Y
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
0 P, e* c m4 r: M/ ]0 tpeople to dinner?"
! {. N# F7 w) G& h; l- q& ?) t. O2 J1 U4 w4 D7 p( s( o
Cheers!!!4 Y; d ^- }5 m7 E1 N# r& |! B L
* t- W6 y. A# u$ Q6 GPeace, love and happines! |
|
狗仔卡
发表于 2008-2-18 21:05
提升卡
置顶卡
沉默卡
喧嚣卡
变色卡
显身卡
发表于 2008-2-19 20:32
