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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church4 [) z+ @* t3 o9 K/ T. A

2 x$ e2 W& F7 s1 y4 L3-year-old Reese :
, g0 _# a, u/ U% |/ Z"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
0 H2 U+ q) L" P6 I! y( S, cHarold is his name.
# h3 p# X; b! Q) U, K' GAmen."
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% C4 _& ]& l) i, W8 m$ XA little boy was overheard praying:
9 e  z- Q2 _$ `+ I4 K8 k# Y+ d"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
- ^$ g2 X1 W& H, Idon't worry about it.
( F' t0 z* a! x: c+ FI'm having a real good time like I am."
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; ~8 t" w8 V, KAfter the christening of his baby brother2 z# O/ y1 ]. n' a+ Z$ x
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home  N  J9 k2 H$ N( c: J  T* S$ W9 v
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
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; R) R: \3 y/ gboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted; S. Y4 S, Q2 c+ l# s
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted" @$ s" w$ F1 S; d$ V# @
to stay with you guys."' x6 N0 [1 b( O3 q

4 t" T8 L0 C' d7 b3 rOne particular four-year-old prayed,
( ^0 p+ L7 S3 W0 s! F' U"And forgive us our trash baskets as, P5 j" m. j' e5 X- F
we forgive those who put trash in our6 w  r% {9 @! y: G: b- p
baskets."2 V& h) d8 C7 v( u& Q
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A Sunday school teacher asked her9 p& B: g4 U1 z9 h. {* A
children as they were on the way to$ w* T& C! l7 Z- V6 ]3 I( r/ f2 O
Church service, "and why is it necessary7 B7 u4 S2 p9 q
to be quiet in Church?", i9 O; h! u0 ?3 g
One bright little girl replied,
! [- k% I$ i: |9 ~5 Z' V* w' y"Because people are sleeping."
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2 R+ v; a& e$ e' M) FA mother was preparing pancakes for: E, d( f  M, b* F5 m
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
- l. v& q1 c+ b7 Y/ r9 D% I( C) P; j+ lThe boys began to argue over who would
% s/ P# \7 ]0 O4 `/ \* K) r6 a7 i* oget the first pancake., A( W3 w: |/ e
Their mother saw the opportunity for a+ Y( H7 a) R% d' M+ v) r" z
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He. |4 t. e$ _5 J& C8 e
would say, 'Let my brother have the
- e% t8 V! R8 F& l. jfirst pancake, I can wait' ."
6 }8 R0 l2 C6 P4 i( EKevin turned to his younger brother and% N$ l2 `( B6 u  f) T3 y5 P
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children. U9 r- a0 _7 p- e
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
+ ~+ w0 Q* [( `7 J: X1 zgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
( h5 p& k$ Z8 V$ V% j5 ewhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
6 Y; ^( y# r! V"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
) T; f% D# y+ v' Q8 H"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
- Q( Y& L( q, T) c$ K1 rThe boy thought a moment and then said,
$ \: [9 w7 b$ e"Did God throw him back down?"
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6 z4 ]* V& e6 O, W- wA wife invited some people to dinner.7 ^9 }. Y0 y3 j5 y
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
$ i! Z3 ?, V# u" K8 F; {2 {daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
! G1 J* Q( q% Bblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The# K, T0 D. U1 I% a8 n
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
$ Q& j! C2 m1 M2 IThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
- x6 _; U% L) e( u- W0 _' B( {1 Aand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these1 N2 Z/ B& ]" J. C
people to dinner?"
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4 f1 S" C& l- q2 Q5 n, mCheers!!!% I0 A- d9 |  A! G  o' z1 }

8 V2 h1 }0 \* }- P% ]5 B( a9 J5 `( sPeace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
2 A: J- Q* Y5 e: B4 X" B; FVery funny stories. Kids are so cute!

: K9 j- _( N, r) R+ g1 Waha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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6 w) F. x: w' [- z" ?% uRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
. O7 o/ K2 Q* D) L2 {; h"Don't be selfish!" I said.2 P9 a' Q9 V" h
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!" 2 h0 S) w* m' _/ d
I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.% x7 ^7 H4 d1 N2 Y
"Don't be selfish!" I said./ u/ N& }: V1 L1 c* o9 m
My boy's eyes turned ...

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好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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9 E7 q; k9 v2 {& Z" I- p- X好好吃

0 T; ~9 d. k/ jha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 ( E' f# {  t% A, ?: |
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: / E! t' ~2 s( v, W
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.: ^* X: R8 r5 ^0 `
"Don't be selfish!" I said.! D4 @; G5 _& ~! g1 T( S5 e. o
My boy's eyes turned ...
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! k' Z& r% J) G8 b- p7 l( @Aha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 : f/ @- m4 e2 z$ G

( I% S* Y  {+ W/ X* {aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: 4 G7 Z$ O+ I' d
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.0 ]8 u+ D: U! ~: Q
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
2 C3 P. W7 D4 Z# Y2 eMy boy's eyes turned ...

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4 B: E' v8 q$ q) z0 K1 C! }Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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