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Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :4 o( c* M* I* G- V. O3 ]" t
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
) e+ ^( _" N3 m5 t* YHarold is his name.3 |% b1 g3 _8 @
Amen."$ T& n& S! t. `4 ] u3 F
5 h4 B- g- U3 T% L. mA little boy was overheard praying:
* X y* k D: S* Q0 F/ {7 M( b"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
' z" u$ X$ C3 v& ~4 P$ |8 X& ?don't worry about it.4 [: t( s) I( E( j' y
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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* S/ B4 i0 \8 H( G0 g) NAfter the christening of his baby brother
6 q0 [* w& |9 ^8 U1 rin church, Jason sobbed all the way home
# d& @1 @1 f) ~in the back seat of the car. His father asked
; b( C" C/ M* {! ^) t: V* @him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
& d8 p5 c) N, W5 f4 rboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
7 n+ M5 V* v) C, \5 Q1 T4 Xus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
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8 c+ F B ]( x! I" HOne particular four-year-old prayed,- D8 Q2 ~, C- @8 _+ b
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
* O6 _4 X3 ^( p0 U3 dwe forgive those who put trash in our
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A Sunday school teacher asked her% V, I0 t! y; J2 s
children as they were on the way to
& i$ D' y( i i! l; @/ ~4 iChurch service, "and why is it necessary; o4 x$ \2 S$ N2 r o$ u
to be quiet in Church?"0 b h( @* _4 D& n/ J
One bright little girl replied,
& @1 U! I. b3 R! M% V"Because people are sleeping."7 w" {. [7 G* p+ O
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A mother was preparing pancakes for9 |, s, F* }2 Y9 I
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.9 d7 E" w: v& X4 r" A
The boys began to argue over who would
6 }' g! c9 t2 gget the first pancake.
; ~ |0 m2 r o M' ?7 wTheir mother saw the opportunity for a0 f( W" P( ^, ]1 x( H2 j! m
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
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. U4 J0 H! e# bfirst pancake, I can wait' ."; s. C2 ]2 Z/ V4 d! N4 M/ h# A
Kevin turned to his younger brother and9 @# T" r6 I6 j; t8 Q! o% k2 h( ~
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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& K3 a+ W( @' vA father was at the beach with his children
0 [% ^6 _! E3 x+ u' H! E* r3 w/ Hwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him," g- m9 \5 W) e/ x) q3 L5 [3 t
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
' S: }5 C0 Q( y) ^. ~. {! B6 Rwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
6 y& i/ l# h& t; }- g: X% N F"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
+ M! `$ i2 C- h$ v2 m"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
7 |7 a9 A8 K; j/ T% m! H4 l' GThe boy thought a moment and then said,
, @% \3 c2 |& ~1 h+ g' f"Did God throw him back down?"# U6 c( o) ~+ r4 `: o( w! F
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A wife invited some people to dinner.! H/ H2 ]7 W6 V0 B& Z3 r% Y
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
: ]% P/ N- E( o. `5 l; xdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the% n4 p( q% f- c/ a7 E6 s
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The1 ]" H9 }; Y3 y: T
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."1 R& N. P9 b1 e* `, c5 A
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
$ I K V9 R, r8 uand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these& N' v4 I+ _5 i9 q. o8 G" @
people to dinner?"
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Cheers!!!3 ]* d( y- r; b; Q* S" j
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Peace, love and happines! |
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