可爱可笑的孩童

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Kids in Church

3-year-old Reese :
! V! F( b* U+ Q/ V) Q"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
/ G" v1 }4 |; h$ ~Harold is his name.
9 @! h6 r. r) M' G. T" |Amen."

1 }! Q% t5 p$ Q( Q* C- WA little boy was overheard praying:
7 `* k1 f1 x% Z* U4 o, q9 w% m"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
don't worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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7 M2 B+ s% A0 K8 w/ C/ \/ rAfter the christening of his baby brother
3 A3 g0 x2 B& ^in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
1 V9 \* C# U& }in the back seat of the car. His father asked
) P8 P& Z3 L7 {him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
! u. a' N  d: w! P9 l% v, k7 B3 S* Zto stay with you guys."

One particular four-year-old prayed,
/ J1 j$ ~9 ~2 k! C4 e/ k"And forgive us our trash baskets as
we forgive those who put trash in our
( p$ M- n4 V& T7 g7 B( f( |baskets."
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
children as they were on the way to
4 Y" X; Y$ h0 s' J- HChurch service, "and why is it necessary
. Y; L, B9 A7 ^4 jto be quiet in Church?"
5 G/ ^% ~" B; fOne bright little girl replied,
"Because people are sleeping."

A mother was preparing pancakes for
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
The boys began to argue over who would
get the first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
would say, 'Let my brother have the
first pancake, I can wait' ."
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
8 v% W( w) x8 R0 s2 ~; }said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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6 @# x0 @# K# l) @A father was at the beach with his children
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
1 x4 o3 @% J1 v6 W8 k% {grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
* s8 K1 `4 S# X# H7 ?; {: Dwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
$ m: O1 x& ^$ s. g"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
) T; W' _( S/ o& [# H9 PThe boy thought a moment and then said,
9 v: ?- {8 W; q, f5 Z"Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
( y) x$ }* g5 b2 o$ cAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
" y7 S& i- J' n, J4 G* @0 vdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
; L' U/ z5 p* q$ ~7 qThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
& ^; u0 J, ^" X- S# Cpeople to dinner?"

7 g* Q: y* i9 ]8 }* U  }Cheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
0 x" B7 M6 ^. |4 gVery funny stories. Kids are so cute!

9 ~- ~/ w% E$ S' daha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
8 P1 b9 I- w* w' T& j2 v"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

) X; r9 _1 i; l8 i4 QRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
) l) y- v$ n2 z& f& {, V% R/ d" ~My boy's eyes turned ...

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( {3 F- |; [- K好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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9 S: H+ v; m4 Y5 x8 I! M  A好好吃

# y0 v! G5 c2 X5 aha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

& S4 e' V/ v* `$ y; MRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
( ]" |" q( p- l" ?"Don't be selfish!" I said.
5 Y8 z4 j# q$ YMy boy's eyes turned ...

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8 b* Q- ]8 d4 K  T1 q4 t. k8 iAha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

6 A; ]5 E2 m5 F- W3 JRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
1 C. }$ r8 @" [( j"Don't be selfish!" I said.
% O- B& B' _. E0 u6 M4 Z3 u/ x( iMy boy's eyes turned ...

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Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby