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Kids in Church8 s% B, C a6 {. J
2 ~9 }! ?+ F4 `7 B G( _3 @3-year-old Reese :) D! {% w% Z1 J# a# w+ o; R
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
0 [+ K' u- p2 N) L0 a, a% w$ jHarold is his name.& l5 K6 N$ Z7 T2 E9 ^4 l% \
Amen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:
7 e+ e% A+ X+ q; B: l9 Y5 M% t- h"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,: H" \3 X! e9 A+ u7 g* Z
don't worry about it.3 C3 B f2 v, u
I'm having a real good time like I am.": z/ ?4 b* r! q0 X/ n
3 J/ T9 }! w: D* F# @After the christening of his baby brother
- c' z7 ?( K f( o1 ?5 G% ?% q* ^! D8 Jin church, Jason sobbed all the way home+ @2 c8 }" c5 C. f
in the back seat of the car. His father asked+ f6 Z; Y/ `7 C+ G9 m0 _* V
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
9 i, V7 f5 f4 \0 Y/ }boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
- _' c% v* V, x" O" V3 \* Hus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
8 V) F0 W& f) ^to stay with you guys."5 k- }5 H$ `9 b$ s. X+ F; N
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One particular four-year-old prayed,
$ J6 t8 I! I% K: ~& @1 L"And forgive us our trash baskets as
- I L( _0 a! v4 C Kwe forgive those who put trash in our" k: D" \# }: ]6 @4 z7 G* M
baskets."
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% T: G/ }# p, F8 ?9 dA Sunday school teacher asked her
+ O. h7 X' f( F5 s& o) F# d0 Achildren as they were on the way to
9 p) h! X W/ x W/ }Church service, "and why is it necessary# h/ ^5 f4 L8 W, U+ ], V6 N. q0 b, c F
to be quiet in Church?"
& E/ m- D0 X- A! U4 `7 V9 _- v" `: jOne bright little girl replied,$ q$ L1 N- ]5 E; j
"Because people are sleeping."2 [3 m& ^3 f2 \* D' I
& e2 R" v9 P1 m* XA mother was preparing pancakes for
7 |' j, _3 b$ r+ l4 h* H; \; F jher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3. g% F2 E1 G/ B5 r4 h5 P
The boys began to argue over who would' D x7 h2 h/ r0 P# h/ O; n
get the first pancake.5 t1 O0 y5 ~7 m
Their mother saw the opportunity for a) p( r3 }4 u3 L: i+ Y( i4 F6 |
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He4 {/ N- v4 V$ \" P
would say, 'Let my brother have the
/ _2 y2 o; r0 vfirst pancake, I can wait' ."; T. W0 ]$ k l
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
( C F8 I b1 nsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children
6 J- l" v% q i/ ?* bwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,
& b* |( ^* z9 C( U* @grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
. m; j3 e" P1 [! i" Nwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
$ @3 ^: B+ M1 K8 ?: s$ ]3 M"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked./ B3 o- c# K A I9 W: J9 X
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.& E; c& N7 g9 `, u7 s
The boy thought a moment and then said,1 U/ w: Q% y0 I6 v# x
"Did God throw him back down?"
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1 d# x' Z. y! M, ]A wife invited some people to dinner.
( W: l# d0 z3 ~- A" n( ]/ N; yAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old) D% b6 b8 e/ f( Z
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
7 j& o; C& ?2 e7 D) Y# A% xblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The# t. ^) b5 P- T& g0 N: X) l
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."$ V5 n- v1 ~6 E' L/ |0 {
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head4 l/ W/ C1 Y$ ]& x6 M/ d
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
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! }" H( x6 e' J0 `# n! uCheers!!!
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* M: U( }. Z8 c2 f) o. ?# I6 K/ LPeace, love and happines! |
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