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Kids in Church5 B. p$ O6 ?. X! z
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3-year-old Reese :
! F' f# p3 V; p0 ]8 n"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
; _& a, g4 d5 P0 i1 k, T$ t [Harold is his name.
; `# K8 @! B4 vAmen."& Q9 S2 S4 |4 I. E* Q- |
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A little boy was overheard praying:5 w$ t: j* ]4 k7 Y0 B
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
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I'm having a real good time like I am."6 V1 a2 m6 J s, r; s3 W/ b
! c/ b; F9 `) A6 k4 l2 fAfter the christening of his baby brother, s$ |8 O7 V7 V
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
; h& J) @' ]2 a/ t- @) \in the back seat of the car. His father asked5 Y9 A( A8 d5 T: G% N$ |1 d
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the* X" p: x3 J& E; T8 X4 y
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
. F( R9 X6 \- J# u1 X! Y9 nus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
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6 J* W; T- a y$ R$ F: |One particular four-year-old prayed,
" w/ P' a# q7 f" ~"And forgive us our trash baskets as
+ G1 L5 |4 A3 `' t; B8 f& zwe forgive those who put trash in our
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7 e, {0 C* N: T; M$ T/ LA Sunday school teacher asked her1 C" z) X1 H( p3 Y; n; A1 j
children as they were on the way to
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to be quiet in Church?"
1 B- S+ v7 Z5 Z- _- ^. NOne bright little girl replied,
4 G/ }: P7 l, Q! `2 X0 u* D"Because people are sleeping.". c" F% d# L/ ^8 w8 A$ L
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A mother was preparing pancakes for& A+ t6 U" Q8 i$ K5 H5 \
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.8 H6 u5 w* z' w9 E: @/ k `7 ]
The boys began to argue over who would5 L+ M) Z9 K2 |+ O3 {
get the first pancake.
, A) e* p9 W' D# Q. mTheir mother saw the opportunity for a$ E0 e' \- b$ N8 c: t! I) c
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
5 `0 H( k2 {: }# o0 P* uwould say, 'Let my brother have the
6 [3 M O4 F9 p6 `first pancake, I can wait' ."
. B0 ~8 P0 ^9 a& A6 {3 w5 B1 e- H' FKevin turned to his younger brother and
/ K$ r$ ?6 k) A4 asaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"# |2 a) E% A8 Y. h. S- i0 q7 M, G+ i
2 _5 _3 D3 g% m# ?' K# QA father was at the beach with his children
% U M% |1 {3 h# @ m* w8 @when the four-year-old son ran up to him,( ?& m* p% L5 e) F
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore4 @+ R: J8 s, B
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
: R1 Q# ~9 ~2 G9 k5 i"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.% ~( h- ~# x! O |. ^
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.: v* t+ b" P2 z
The boy thought a moment and then said,5 x: K0 h5 r3 T. ]3 X
"Did God throw him back down?"7 L$ f( T; }" U) G5 H3 j( y2 d
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A wife invited some people to dinner.! L2 j% Q) V( l
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old$ e% z/ g: Z. _9 q: X1 i
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
! K3 z9 ?& S( H: ublessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
: ^9 p4 s( K! X% tgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."; z9 P g! v$ o) Y7 ?
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
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people to dinner?"" P: {1 F& T) c1 F
+ N: W, _2 g U+ kCheers!!!
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+ }0 W2 f- W8 `4 |+ @* S3 U3 |Peace, love and happines! |
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