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Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :
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Harold is his name.1 q7 ^1 ?0 M0 ~3 c8 D w. d$ s
Amen."5 \2 [, T2 S! w) _# }) |! C& v+ k
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A little boy was overheard praying:
4 g& L' U, ^' D; E"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
/ w) ]+ P' v2 \4 m4 ?/ [# h# Sdon't worry about it.) [$ |" d+ H1 h a) h; h" C
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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& L7 _6 j4 d8 P0 o8 yAfter the christening of his baby brother
% k7 F+ Y2 L! h+ s: Zin church, Jason sobbed all the way home
t" h8 e6 C' W. yin the back seat of the car. His father asked) P7 r5 C3 V; c8 m, {( P7 u- X% O8 n
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
3 x V6 A' | _( N! Rboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted% c3 F. j; g0 v8 R
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
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One particular four-year-old prayed,/ p* x, F* U: u
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
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baskets."
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A Sunday school teacher asked her$ I) _# W L; r3 w, [$ n- z
children as they were on the way to& t: x7 B: ?! [
Church service, "and why is it necessary
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8 O4 J6 F7 z2 I6 pOne bright little girl replied,
" N7 ~$ E4 C! K& @$ r. f0 p1 l# d"Because people are sleeping."+ ]8 q; F3 V X) z4 z
$ a5 }% s$ t6 w1 oA mother was preparing pancakes for
0 Z J' Y. h. t( {her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
) {" Q* G' p6 x S5 Y/ GThe boys began to argue over who would
, |$ q! T. S$ V2 T2 gget the first pancake.$ p* U: p$ k' Y1 A
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
6 M3 @7 b) s7 D0 n3 D1 k3 z' u; zmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
+ T2 G, h* _( ~( f1 Pwould say, 'Let my brother have the1 T$ ?' N: V$ x& \7 `5 Q* x! z
first pancake, I can wait' ."1 l) o, t9 A' L; d/ t6 L: `
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
# q" W" F4 k2 nsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children
# J3 u# K9 G0 o! w* R- Y0 ?$ K9 T) kwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,/ g& P& F: L7 B# U- `$ X
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore: v8 C& \- Z4 R7 s% G' M2 J4 o/ x/ p
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
$ q4 \8 g' ?: m"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
- F/ \, e: K! k1 w3 G"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.2 b/ @/ y9 J/ l5 F
The boy thought a moment and then said,
8 S7 [' {* b, X8 `5 a"Did God throw him back down?"( u$ f8 V1 l# P q- A; d) @% v8 y( k
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
( T- r, C; v( c' f% M' vAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old% Z' w1 ^: z9 P9 k- H( x5 T5 N
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
. r5 R* x) F* }$ n0 Vblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
4 p0 y; F; i1 I& Sgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."4 r2 ]8 L m( [9 k$ G* Q
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
$ B. A6 p5 }; m* r: Q/ Dand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these6 n! N9 j( g/ @# g- O1 n
people to dinner?"$ O% m% Y- w( u& a
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Cheers!!!$ k/ i* \. O! q0 f/ `
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Peace, love and happines! |
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