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Kids in Church$ m5 Q- L, t! j& n* j! M" |( b
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3-year-old Reese :
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Harold is his name.
( ]3 b$ ^% h. }5 j: u: kAmen."7 \' G: A; `, V0 ^% K
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A little boy was overheard praying:
/ i9 o' D) E; N8 @; L"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,7 ]' a4 f* o0 _
don't worry about it.2 C& r, a0 o ^( b
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother; q. m! a2 ]! `
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home+ N6 _0 n8 {5 [ j$ ^
in the back seat of the car. His father asked3 _& t0 N, [) M+ C5 j' I3 t% s
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the: `2 K* d+ W9 c( X+ S* L1 p8 c
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
. X) l: O8 j5 Q9 ^us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
* t' M6 K5 U a% A# |+ c# U2 dto stay with you guys."
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! [5 g1 x: K5 M5 aOne particular four-year-old prayed,
5 w( c; k+ {- R( ]( X9 Y"And forgive us our trash baskets as
" l {2 K2 U( {we forgive those who put trash in our( M7 u' n' ~+ z
baskets."3 ^: ~& J; X' K; w
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
/ Q- q+ h, R: M( R' mchildren as they were on the way to
; h! n& j6 Q% lChurch service, "and why is it necessary
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! J, \0 Y' i/ L+ D7 Z7 g$ ZOne bright little girl replied,: I5 m" d% F4 H/ M6 _
"Because people are sleeping."" W/ l( v R" Q) e
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A mother was preparing pancakes for
$ d* M+ W8 R3 K& a* f3 S; dher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.' H' d+ n$ T% ], j5 U2 g6 h
The boys began to argue over who would
% O! E$ L7 x6 Q! Hget the first pancake.
d# W) X' C$ N1 C5 `& n7 p. aTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
3 d" T- G' F1 o% Vmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
/ |& W( @8 S) A: J1 Y* d0 ^8 Ewould say, 'Let my brother have the
( z1 S( h0 N8 A- o, Ufirst pancake, I can wait' ."
; F6 p' d. W! U& k0 kKevin turned to his younger brother and& ~$ J! g/ {2 i' Z Q9 m% k
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children3 v2 M$ k6 l; k$ X7 d, F; E6 k
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,) h3 ^ X& i2 J8 V" V) [
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore& m" h! X, ]4 F6 g. u2 I! I
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.5 t5 x. Q: s9 e, i
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.& c- p6 B( \( @" ~- k! p0 x K
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.. k# E7 ?/ A/ d# V
The boy thought a moment and then said,
# Z3 Q- I3 |( |"Did God throw him back down?"5 q: r4 i$ G# e. M
" ~6 r6 k2 z2 s3 O- a kA wife invited some people to dinner.& `& G: n* Q# J) H' J/ W! s2 s/ J
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old4 {/ w0 @7 E/ L4 T& @" e
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
: M! g" p4 M. z' A/ `blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The' Z, x! o7 F( v) H8 ^# W! a+ I
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
! A8 o4 W g t5 kThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
* i' `( C2 i. k" ?and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
% m: c0 ~ k+ R) |people to dinner?"
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6 @% P a0 H/ J M2 p6 z" Y( xCheers!!!% n9 v4 f' ?$ u( h3 [
, ?& i# F2 h( u! u% [) B% Y a g: o: ?% @Peace, love and happines! |
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