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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church
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0 A5 i' D+ O  w5 ]3-year-old Reese :3 l0 A- z3 v% P% p$ V% r
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,4 _, n: e$ U, t$ X$ N# h
Harold is his name.! X  e5 V: D3 k4 _' n3 O: R; k# I$ P) h
Amen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:# J1 U! n" N0 k: a6 M7 y( q
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,1 @% n; K: Z& ~2 M# n1 }+ W
don't worry about it.4 }+ j) R* n& o- U$ u5 t5 m1 Q3 B/ q
I'm having a real good time like I am."7 e# m% N5 u& M- S. e/ {5 [* i

# m- m: q+ y1 g* [" k. v3 x$ ^After the christening of his baby brother' S& Z* c; H1 N
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
. Q# e( N# Q/ Cin the back seat of the car. His father asked
) j/ N: B' b* V( ^- A5 Yhim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
  }3 Y2 K# W/ q/ \) }boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
0 U# K& C4 N7 X( B) Z& ~us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted# F/ g+ y; [& U: @2 ?" r
to stay with you guys."5 g8 b# T7 n9 g' _# G
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One particular four-year-old prayed,9 S! t# H% V. K( m# B% J
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
8 j! P; T% Y; w, x0 O2 c/ K+ [we forgive those who put trash in our
3 P8 R8 K: J9 X2 V) R0 A. R+ P- }baskets."
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+ C/ H/ z$ O# B( P) ~A Sunday school teacher asked her- t) ^! q5 z9 j- R0 j4 S
children as they were on the way to( G* w2 [& Z: i' r3 W. v6 ?
Church service, "and why is it necessary! r- _: s( n: t
to be quiet in Church?"6 B8 Z6 n% O6 y4 C" h( I! y
One bright little girl replied,! W: W/ B; E& M/ W6 ?4 R
"Because people are sleeping."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for! [. z7 S0 w& N; E4 t
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.+ C! g9 n6 }! w" K# W" M# k" w
The boys began to argue over who would/ @. b/ N! ~6 q* [* E
get the first pancake.! U# H1 V+ a5 ^8 Y4 r9 D8 K6 @
Their mother saw the opportunity for a  T3 E( E" S$ Y* ]+ m8 L
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He1 r5 b  [! D: C: z
would say, 'Let my brother have the, g# |3 {% k, n0 D5 [6 e* X0 B0 ~/ y
first pancake, I can wait' ."
! ~9 D0 }# V* [# B! v4 [Kevin turned to his younger brother and
' E8 p8 Q: f/ V$ ]6 ], _said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"8 c- x2 R0 o. S, |
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A father was at the beach with his children) h4 U/ Z2 p! P9 D9 W' L3 ~( Y0 r
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,# d+ G$ b, W: }  A8 f) z5 O; F" y8 q9 h/ k
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
4 ?9 w, r" H/ s' }1 @. G& `0 a) rwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.7 D3 j% T" h5 \8 i
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
* v3 p$ ]# l' m8 w"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
* V* K: X4 b" ~The boy thought a moment and then said,
; E0 {0 E$ {% H"Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
# h* _5 A( s) E1 |8 [" QAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
0 Z; y! t* t) ?daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
. h2 h' D2 r, }& Zblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The8 ~0 k# Y7 ]/ M! |! A
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."" Q1 D8 ^' D7 F
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
! p2 U; o' @) R! m8 j7 u# Rand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
# A) ~0 ?7 E' `% @: \people to dinner?"
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( Z; O2 `  `( H; v8 ]# _4 a2 e+ GCheers!!!. p& l' ~5 p' r3 d# c

% x' N# \0 {1 H# zPeace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
) r- U# T+ B1 [) c1 J; MVery funny stories. Kids are so cute!

2 G5 g% o" @2 P# Q# paha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: * Y: P9 f& b" n/ e  [2 j
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
# |0 I  T  i( [1 j"Don't be selfish!" I said.
8 I2 r1 `2 w8 D# N! S) k3 U$ SMy boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!" * E1 b$ \! \" }, S7 c* r) O
I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
  C# v$ P/ R  V"Don't be selfish!" I said.. b6 T& U# U. h. |% W9 R
My boy's eyes turned ...

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# {: F2 m/ M( q1 u好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表 2 r, R7 E8 u$ u7 i

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ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 % ~8 o  t6 A1 M
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: & @+ ^# F; L/ k) m
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.+ R( v0 x- p  Y3 v0 S
"Don't be selfish!" I said.# {5 e" j# \7 V) S- c- r
My boy's eyes turned ...
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/ h) F9 S% {* ~% v4 cAha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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( b% N+ i; C! s% s& v3 F7 daha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: 8 ^9 |: _! A% P/ \, c
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
& w7 w. N( M' o. Q( e# Y2 {"Don't be selfish!" I said.
3 Z0 Z. @8 s" QMy boy's eyes turned ...

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Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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发表于 2008-2-20 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
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