可爱可笑的孩童

没心没肺

Kids in Church
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3 b; `. b+ w+ {( O6 n; b+ X+ o3-year-old Reese :
: e8 }3 t% @2 H( E# e( F1 q"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
Harold is his name.
Amen."

( R4 ]  y$ }! E' h, ?A little boy was overheard praying:
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
don't worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother
# u& w; `& U0 I( Sin church, Jason sobbed all the way home
0 K( h7 f! e! ]) {: l% X) l! c$ Nin the back seat of the car. His father asked
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
3 [4 [- X# n- u& ^) }boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
5 D3 L; |7 l2 M% g- Q4 ^us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
8 x0 Q% e! O2 ^# o0 pto stay with you guys."
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5 q6 m# N  v/ M8 VOne particular four-year-old prayed,
0 K1 O9 C- n9 N3 `9 G3 O"And forgive us our trash baskets as
; i) V3 H8 w  h& ^( U% o9 Uwe forgive those who put trash in our
- A! A  N' O; L% g2 Gbaskets."

A Sunday school teacher asked her
, U! R( }9 T0 K8 ]children as they were on the way to
Church service, "and why is it necessary
: E3 O; C. P2 r/ V5 _: Wto be quiet in Church?"
One bright little girl replied,
/ G1 i8 X8 v' m; e* ["Because people are sleeping."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
The boys began to argue over who would
/ ]) m: c: w! v9 s( Uget the first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
0 F( {/ o$ K. H+ ]- [would say, 'Let my brother have the
1 W% d; K0 d" k0 bfirst pancake, I can wait' ."
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
/ ^7 Y* y' M8 X2 d" t8 hsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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- q) D# x' _3 {5 l  wA father was at the beach with his children
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
8 Q  u( ?2 A; Q& a0 i" }"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
7 l/ G3 w2 v. w5 w* ?"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
% n' @  x3 h4 o5 t# i2 OThe boy thought a moment and then said,
) K4 f: q4 M4 ~3 c6 {' U9 ?"Did God throw him back down?"

) r3 s* B0 r# E/ p5 w) Z% x' mA wife invited some people to dinner.
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
4 C1 x# s+ C& A: _$ o; a0 [  gdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
+ a+ G7 ?) s: O8 Y. IThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
& T6 x+ o2 J% w0 D# h% \) Fand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
0 z0 d. f* K$ R% Ppeople to dinner?"

Cheers!!!
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lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

  R; V  X" _7 ?" w  w  A. J; Baha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
- M& L* n' Q! z/ E5 s"Don't be selfish!" I said.
* d$ i& }7 U; W( @3 s% \. O1 vMy boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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" l1 p4 m* d7 @! P4 M% h; J" R! yaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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8 a# A9 e. v2 x& \& ~0 TRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
2 u8 B, ?# k4 F4 NMy boy's eyes turned ...

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好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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好好吃

ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

) W; H0 S  R% ^4 b7 URecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
% J! n. @# W, c2 p"Don't be selfish!" I said.
4 _' v6 V9 h' x* sMy boy's eyes turned ...

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" |0 t! I  v# X' E* X, C# A  gAha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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- L5 a2 p% V1 |  s: y# G& L9 Gaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
$ Y* S$ M- a  A$ g: |1 K' u! H"Don't be selfish!" I said.
) A8 g3 J% E' R" ^5 N$ VMy boy's eyes turned ...

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. B" B' a# N) P# A8 YThanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby