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Kids in Church

, C: v3 o7 V! m$ e! @' h3-year-old Reese :
& h; j: E% |4 p8 H"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
3 h* g' Y! n' e* ~Harold is his name.
Amen."
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. y" J/ o5 p# n! m7 Q: F) zA little boy was overheard praying:
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
, E7 Z( ^. I0 qdon't worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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- y' n2 v7 Z, |( ~After the christening of his baby brother
$ P- l+ L  C  d) E7 y, e% bin church, Jason sobbed all the way home
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
5 |1 I& L" @: {( `5 xhim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
! g6 e# ^6 h0 m3 F' Rboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
to stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed,
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
we forgive those who put trash in our
baskets."
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
8 L1 }' b  b* q6 _children as they were on the way to
Church service, "and why is it necessary
2 @% C. r& [, M' }% k4 A0 c- Dto be quiet in Church?"
3 T9 d' M5 N/ I' K1 ^7 i* D- e$ S0 f4 jOne bright little girl replied,
"Because people are sleeping."
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9 Q. W: A4 k% qA mother was preparing pancakes for
: x6 p, h* }" ^/ H# bher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
The boys began to argue over who would
2 J$ `. ~# R) a: K, yget the first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
would say, 'Let my brother have the
first pancake, I can wait' ."
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children
, D) J5 n" T- n, J7 x0 B9 Cwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,
/ B% ~- y9 \& M  O! T% G, n& Qgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
- W5 e" |. g( e: k/ k$ {; ~7 Y0 Owhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
$ Z) _* G3 c1 }& b; V8 o* w"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
The boy thought a moment and then said,
"Did God throw him back down?"

A wife invited some people to dinner.
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
. J/ o, Z1 g; K& Ddaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
! o) N9 {: ?$ kgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
3 `, n# w; Y5 j7 R2 d" }3 mand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
9 \3 p7 p  N: Q/ U: H2 |people to dinner?"
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Cheers!!!
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" W6 e4 h2 u6 aPeace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
$ p$ q1 E" S* s$ ~& l7 o' z  }. M9 {"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
- f7 _3 P! p; ]9 vI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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" i( a( R; G5 p& qaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

; G( W* m& k. [8 W! a+ ]4 u( D& KRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
, u$ Y9 F6 j& r3 \1 d2 w2 K"Don't be selfish!" I said.
9 q4 ]& D' A; `6 s) UMy boy's eyes turned ...

7 i9 N% N# g: c+ b: c好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表


' |. @; P7 n$ c好好吃

ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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+ x' E+ I, I& D! {5 V2 C" V( K1 U! oRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
. O7 {% R! r; k  c9 k8 m- d" m"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

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/ |' v" R  |& ]* n" i7 d6 _- J8 VAha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

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Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby