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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church7 C; X5 H3 E5 {
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3-year-old Reese :( u9 T7 i+ X$ j- k4 K! N$ z* h, {6 F
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
+ m$ X* d) \: i2 THarold is his name./ f6 I* I' ?, Q( M1 h
Amen."1 _1 q" ]& j# K+ A  @: H' ?: V' \+ w

- ^* H/ Y% T! ~/ P* g: k0 YA little boy was overheard praying:
. N% _6 [" x9 f"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,3 K6 q  U& x3 c. T, ]3 h& t+ e# o
don't worry about it.
( o! a+ E1 v0 N& mI'm having a real good time like I am."
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+ K; d) s! {" ]( A) DAfter the christening of his baby brother, o7 Y/ L2 |6 h) v) I
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home$ \& T7 c. O$ f- }) c3 n" i) {
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
3 N" q" k4 I& R/ whim three times what was wrong. Finally, the5 |" Y2 Q" V7 X$ g* {
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
. e3 D; q& z! g4 T! kus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
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One particular four-year-old prayed,
& L5 Q& |1 \$ |3 |"And forgive us our trash baskets as& v% h8 l  D' R" R4 X' k
we forgive those who put trash in our( c6 }" _! l, D0 u
baskets."
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A Sunday school teacher asked her8 q8 `6 r& F$ ?
children as they were on the way to7 p$ z$ P0 Z. V. S6 g5 S
Church service, "and why is it necessary
: |! m; {4 j& x2 R1 E& Pto be quiet in Church?"
/ D! f& s5 s4 O0 T/ {8 _. aOne bright little girl replied,
4 j# w/ B- j/ a"Because people are sleeping."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for
# x& \" T7 }7 C/ p6 ?. J: k$ w% sher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.7 y- w  a$ E7 @* F% S7 B$ n
The boys began to argue over who would  x8 o/ R* M- Q6 o# I/ S* X# j
get the first pancake.. }! R- v  i3 @. c/ H
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
7 P8 M  T4 f8 [2 f5 qmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He* R# i- a+ ^" D* [5 v) z
would say, 'Let my brother have the
0 ~- I+ L, `+ h; r+ `8 yfirst pancake, I can wait' ."5 q7 Y' J& e' b/ K* j* A% v3 ~! }
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
! m3 s: y& O" Q; D7 w+ K; usaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !") L: E. H% _$ K4 n0 v

# L; {+ s/ y3 r/ ~: W. [A father was at the beach with his children& B7 w# z, G- T  W
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,  U. S  N' I5 r6 ]; o+ f9 P: b
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore& x. r: `# o- P* E1 _( h, W6 |
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
, a/ R1 s: p6 o5 A; k9 u$ `2 w; ?"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.# u0 C3 d+ l) e; v; {
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied." |8 B& u/ u8 h. `
The boy thought a moment and then said,: h+ M6 l! X6 i2 {# ?9 {  P
"Did God throw him back down?", j6 v9 `) t' q, J8 W$ i- X4 K) w/ m

8 X0 O$ K  D1 C2 ]& A, b7 }; h. nA wife invited some people to dinner.
  E/ b' v$ |/ S$ @* UAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old+ Z" u9 E8 X/ G  Z
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
' L: i- o; f& X  q  {blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
) k. t1 l9 X5 h) ]girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."7 @4 b1 Z- u$ Q* @, G: B* B& K, Z
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head. ~. ^: w! Z" U, H  l
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these! G$ j! G- ~1 i& i% @
people to dinner?"7 Z1 I& c- x( ^

2 |( H% K$ L! Z9 x$ E0 iCheers!!!3 M4 C8 J' Z1 `& g; f. f! x4 h

1 g* ]% S, Q5 BPeace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表 ) a+ ]5 e' J" z  R
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct., c3 A7 e( O5 E
"Don't be selfish!" I said.8 o4 o2 B  [% L  a$ v
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!" : ~0 t/ Q6 c6 P; i* l
I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 - p' F3 H. i3 V" n- f* N
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: + H2 u& r( m1 h: J2 p* B* z' H

( x* {4 S1 P, N+ l/ ~# hRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.9 G- p, L  s2 m1 W1 G
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
. K/ Z1 t0 U8 F" w" PMy boy's eyes turned ...
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8 P) i$ z/ s5 r% Y- N好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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好好吃

. @+ }/ X. [+ R3 I0 Y7 ~( R0 J% Wha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: 7 j  L" G0 q6 x4 Y8 E  B% ?( K, b* F8 ?

# M, Z5 L: k0 ~Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
* R8 C- X- T* @! d"Don't be selfish!" I said.' g8 _$ D9 U' {7 X4 Y( `2 Y
My boy's eyes turned ...

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Aha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 6 q& }. ?% @; h2 z4 X

& x3 k9 g$ b0 _. V0 c3 laha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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) ?' p- s9 A" e5 [' X- d! T, |Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
- Y  f1 y8 D) H( W1 E* T/ `, Y"Don't be selfish!" I said.
+ x0 x1 b0 B# W$ FMy boy's eyes turned ...
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5 K$ u; K: k& H: E/ V4 RThanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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