可爱可笑的孩童

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Kids in Church
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; R! [+ s/ K" ]% ]) o3-year-old Reese :
" c7 O: N6 @* o( J; i"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
1 W7 ~/ m! w- Q: P1 {Harold is his name.
Amen."

A little boy was overheard praying:
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
don't worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother
4 S8 k' Z5 L# Y; T( {% M7 G3 h# s3 ~in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
3 f" ]1 X! k8 Ihim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
( j: |* {! q& _4 W2 M; Kus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
- g, C, ?% G" |/ d" Y8 t- O( }; nto stay with you guys."

! L, E9 g$ K( A# AOne particular four-year-old prayed,
: a9 L  F7 y5 m! c"And forgive us our trash baskets as
" R# o& a' E4 H! j# z0 q, Q4 J, ]we forgive those who put trash in our
) ]" J' ~3 i7 K$ b, I/ P( ]) }baskets."

1 B' K4 s( l1 ]5 MA Sunday school teacher asked her
3 q: O  Y4 W8 n: gchildren as they were on the way to
Church service, "and why is it necessary
" C# t) S) w; u3 N, {7 jto be quiet in Church?"
: U8 x' G" M' V0 O  @One bright little girl replied,
"Because people are sleeping."

% b* ~" ?6 E0 X2 y6 x1 j; ?A mother was preparing pancakes for
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
: F% M# w1 \; V5 e$ kThe boys began to argue over who would
get the first pancake.
. `$ P9 l: u8 BTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
% @8 a& n7 A; [+ j3 Q; c* Tmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
would say, 'Let my brother have the
1 z8 b9 J" }  M5 O1 o4 @first pancake, I can wait' ."
* o- D% k5 a9 L8 M! k. f6 y' ~Kevin turned to his younger brother and
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"

A father was at the beach with his children
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
) c* U; e- j. R* ["Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
, N% K# u, f* b/ D+ O1 R6 cThe boy thought a moment and then said,
) \5 a& c3 \' e" y' e' A6 A8 W"Did God throw him back down?"

A wife invited some people to dinner.
0 ]+ h* }# f( o& h  d$ b3 a  AAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
9 V  D# J5 m0 `daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
2 x$ t/ M9 @, z8 Bgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
, X$ O( G$ w! F! F8 B. Q& m0 Aand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
8 Z- I; P: A  l2 l  @7 C4 g( ?1 C" Qpeople to dinner?"

2 ]( f. M7 L4 L) a2 A& gCheers!!!
  |. @5 I- w- V' x0 w3 ~
Peace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

, d/ u4 x) L  v8 J* e' C4 D$ KRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
: m0 W$ J" A, c8 J; e/ v"Don't be selfish!" I said.
/ u2 [1 Z7 Y. e5 }" gMy boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
: k0 H3 ]/ g% }/ l$ [4 y; iI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
# c  h) {, {( f8 h! kMy boy's eyes turned ...

" w! U: O' e  u2 F好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表

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好好吃

! H- {# b/ l  Vha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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/ z8 P; q9 S4 QRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
8 w, B/ k9 q+ L! }+ L8 T# EMy boy's eyes turned ...

" O# m; A! l( }6 n! IAha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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, S0 ^/ w: q+ h3 _8 Q( Eaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

- \7 R! ?: A# M4 }Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
7 t5 c0 {8 S0 J8 i1 ^! f5 `"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

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& \" U  X0 z/ B* f0 jThanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby