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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church. h* }/ r+ o0 K+ O
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3-year-old Reese :, a% F3 Y3 N6 [: O! ?
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
4 |+ S- O) f' O0 \/ n: G& f" CHarold is his name.
, [; _& r. e! c) r' U( TAmen."
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" M; r- p: n3 z9 M& g0 a* mA little boy was overheard praying:
5 ]$ I* A4 m3 \% _* m( j"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
1 H0 q9 t: B0 p* l2 Z# t! _7 ?9 x8 l( Xdon't worry about it.) t' ?" e8 h$ o2 M6 ]+ a
I'm having a real good time like I am.") Z- z9 `0 J& y( ^( W3 ~
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After the christening of his baby brother) G; W% X) n9 V8 ]& Y& G! y
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home0 @( X9 Y; F( l3 _. d( q0 Y* n
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
, z' k5 u. j5 x& U" y) ghim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
% z0 r7 `1 H3 C( ^& ]7 O- B& Hboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
* r+ @6 ~% g% A$ g% y! _us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
! K7 E0 r& N# Hto stay with you guys."+ c5 S+ j: I3 t8 R% d
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One particular four-year-old prayed,! u, f- ?3 A1 [/ F# q$ _
"And forgive us our trash baskets as% a$ u& T1 t* l- C# {
we forgive those who put trash in our; X/ Q) g) S2 |
baskets."8 u1 L4 T) X, [4 y8 p' e

9 {/ ?" [4 K& |) i& O# E9 [! U1 FA Sunday school teacher asked her) a8 j' V5 A4 S* b
children as they were on the way to) f/ D4 D! ]# [  E$ J& O5 `
Church service, "and why is it necessary
7 L" \! M7 j6 _; [6 \' ]to be quiet in Church?"$ R+ ]6 `. C) Q2 o8 c% P; l
One bright little girl replied,8 O$ L+ i- `6 E
"Because people are sleeping."
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1 a- @( F6 {7 A3 W' o! \A mother was preparing pancakes for
- A4 h- z% w2 z$ {her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.8 i5 [. T2 ?1 p. w6 l
The boys began to argue over who would+ Y8 k& R* j* i
get the first pancake., A" g1 Y3 i1 m
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
. v. O  {) k5 g4 {8 J( Umoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
+ y, X  d* j$ s$ O  @1 @& r! j" \would say, 'Let my brother have the! J$ E1 W- D; _' v2 Q/ ^' F: M
first pancake, I can wait' ."
+ L  \! x1 p- k# N9 tKevin turned to his younger brother and& H' R5 a; U' J% N# ?
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"$ s, s- _; n, ~2 D0 C

. b3 v) R2 g8 p7 ?( I1 xA father was at the beach with his children( [; C& G4 z7 t
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,* ]  @8 ?3 w) v: c/ `; N, |( \1 J
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore3 s' d9 K7 D1 f. n" I2 T3 X6 x( e2 @* K
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.2 [4 u- S" d% t( W8 I
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
2 ^( u  u* l/ h' {& W( u"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
( B0 k6 ~$ a9 J) MThe boy thought a moment and then said,; [8 c+ |6 |( Y; J& D$ ~
"Did God throw him back down?"7 u$ ?, N+ _  u/ u+ C. c3 ~4 T
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
/ W6 b5 h3 N/ l8 J7 sAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old" z2 o) u2 V( K9 u( N  Y# z) F- O
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
9 A# `$ J/ B6 tblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The: ~5 X# h/ O% b; e  M  ^  Q
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."' ]) l( Y6 {* B! w3 m+ j2 }; U. r* b# u
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head! c- P: A4 Q3 f6 C7 l
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these( x- q8 _' |4 `; U  ~
people to dinner?"
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Cheers!!!! B/ \. w9 E, B$ }* o. |

3 f# Y0 Y9 Q- i% _: f8 e- E1 gPeace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表 9 T7 H& L& R: ], @
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

; a4 Z7 y: i0 ?: T9 V3 ~% Baha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: : G6 `- I5 M3 e

3 |$ |' F2 W. h4 yRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
" I  T- F* @, X; y8 V& o7 G0 g"Don't be selfish!" I said.0 x) Z! H* d' d/ E6 m
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!" 5 R$ l1 h  G' m/ D1 z; W6 \
I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 # K! E' L5 x9 j8 j" k: S4 @/ @

% y- f; ^. M7 d! b1 [6 A/ aaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: 0 T3 K3 m6 |3 J- c6 S

, T: L8 F! W0 d. q" N% A& P# A+ b/ XRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
; \4 Z* A4 P! k! ^' h6 k0 o& ]"Don't be selfish!" I said.
: C! \8 x; A% \) o, C3 xMy boy's eyes turned ...
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好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表 ! ?5 X# c% g2 H6 K
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好好吃
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ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 % s0 C  |4 {& M, O0 {/ D

2 |3 s" E6 z0 X9 T/ _aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
8 v+ A5 w: e' R3 }+ N; G" T/ ^2 ^, A; {. l6 @, P
Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
: c) J) f, k  [7 ^. i7 W9 I2 D"Don't be selfish!" I said.8 U/ ]! `& c; H
My boy's eyes turned ...

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Aha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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9 P* o; `/ h2 w' j2 O1 u& s* P! L+ Taha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: $ F) X% m7 p$ W8 f) K3 E  R
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
8 d* \% g6 G, ]/ K7 U+ N"Don't be selfish!" I said.
* \! T4 I) R$ a1 E2 k6 E& a+ X# u! hMy boy's eyes turned ...

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5 e! p, l1 t/ _# N/ R1 LThanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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