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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :
% O* l8 F) i7 M  y% @2 b) V; J& c"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,( F' O, D. m$ f
Harold is his name.
. a7 C9 b+ j* yAmen."
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' H) t: t( o9 mA little boy was overheard praying:
, A2 A2 B5 D/ B/ F"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,1 ]. P+ z7 l4 z1 Q7 W) [$ g
don't worry about it.5 {! S% E* a& }8 R6 D
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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$ Z3 z' M; ~7 e% }After the christening of his baby brother
8 g* \8 S0 l" Y7 v0 s$ iin church, Jason sobbed all the way home
9 }# s* j+ ?: X: Ain the back seat of the car. His father asked
) {5 @" P2 u6 I2 Y/ L6 k' Chim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
  t; f/ Q6 p" [boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
' p7 d; \- V; v& Xus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
9 ], L3 U; U( @' Bto stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed,/ S8 q/ r1 k- Z; j0 }  W
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
) n* u2 |$ y. r2 r5 Kwe forgive those who put trash in our
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. k, V+ g3 U/ m6 l/ f6 G$ `A Sunday school teacher asked her
5 R9 w% a* N' f3 c) j0 q! qchildren as they were on the way to4 c! ~7 @* P" ~  D* Z6 D2 L
Church service, "and why is it necessary
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One bright little girl replied,
# Z4 x  V6 _3 H$ C8 z"Because people are sleeping."5 p0 S6 t* Y- z& J7 h/ ?! d# s
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A mother was preparing pancakes for8 d4 T, w' d. p7 Z: ~: v
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
+ T6 n+ u% U& \: _& {The boys began to argue over who would
, g9 O5 n# _) J8 F% uget the first pancake.5 Y& y9 c- ~% p) X+ W8 h
Their mother saw the opportunity for a1 I8 v: s& w7 c
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
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first pancake, I can wait' ."
2 e, n$ W( P0 Z0 JKevin turned to his younger brother and
, p- p, n; o+ a2 l% Gsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"9 [" Q" F4 b0 m
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A father was at the beach with his children" A4 v+ y6 t7 z% V8 l* |* K  N
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,1 l# ~& F& u9 }( N! {
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
) n1 e* c1 p" {# cwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.4 M! D1 [4 D, G3 _7 b
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
9 ?& G2 i6 f  U8 t"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
7 a# [5 W# X1 q8 wThe boy thought a moment and then said,' `3 ]6 l& S$ m$ Z( E7 ?% E
"Did God throw him back down?"% S4 m7 X' V! ~0 T8 \) O# {

$ I. T# n1 S' S4 r7 WA wife invited some people to dinner.1 w8 P. v% B5 M8 `& G
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
2 r% B5 I$ [* O+ J: U; j  G. Ndaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
! I$ }+ c) D; i4 u& Gblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
* v7 B* D- z' ?! V3 s! ugirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."9 g( m3 ?% F  W' @; q
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
% r6 d1 S* V1 k  I2 c' Mand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
: D! E' j  L+ o+ ?1 j  Gpeople to dinner?"
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: ?8 f3 H8 Y' X. HCheers!!!
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! M* g/ s1 ]# l3 o. ~Peace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
; l6 C/ j3 F% ^5 u$ E" q& _Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: ; Z% y% C! S. r6 f9 x. Q/ P% ?& t

3 _0 h8 S" I+ D& d  {Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct./ e/ H, ~/ y( R4 v' r
"Don't be selfish!" I said.5 X' u! ^! I0 Y' Q+ L6 V$ {3 K4 x  h
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
& I* I% K: r. Y: G! z; [6 aI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 ' }; e% A& Y$ v
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
4 H$ O! }' C- s+ J8 f4 B# _0 y"Don't be selfish!" I said.
9 c" B' U6 b) }0 b: ^+ lMy boy's eyes turned ...
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4 K* I' S' K9 Y" U2 d8 W好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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好好吃

; B; i0 L$ e+ j  j0 |0 Y- Sha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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3 n* a9 Q% h. {8 ~5 M" y: Oaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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2 ]% Y, M3 y9 ~. _4 Q' n1 }: CRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
8 R( D: [; X7 i"Don't be selfish!" I said.
* Q0 _' ?& m, S% CMy boy's eyes turned ...

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5 e* H- j+ c6 a/ c! Y" C, dAha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 4 e' s! _4 K) a# Y
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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7 V; L! X6 B2 X7 S0 k3 ?' j' WRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
7 W" q$ X2 A5 }' j1 d% ["Don't be selfish!" I said.
4 V; z0 h8 d$ M0 Q$ h/ uMy boy's eyes turned ...

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Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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