可爱可笑的孩童

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Kids in Church

% p# V- C9 \. o7 d( w+ O3-year-old Reese :
2 q+ k- i6 j5 t: b( f- \6 t# [& c% h2 i"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
& ~& p4 C' r: P) g* x8 j; oHarold is his name.
4 q8 o' k  w. k& XAmen."

A little boy was overheard praying:
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
; D# ^; A" D5 y3 `7 v3 Zdon't worry about it.
1 t7 h, ?# S/ F" S/ `; [7 h5 KI'm having a real good time like I am."
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# B& s4 g- s8 q2 E' o1 l1 xAfter the christening of his baby brother
0 D9 T3 l. K3 ^in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
( v. m! E4 W3 M. a1 t: ?" Hhim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
8 w# ?3 U' m" X$ o- \+ M/ l3 }us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
) r, A8 {" V  N" o' h+ l4 F/ Lto stay with you guys."
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" d) O% q' q. c! l( `  ZOne particular four-year-old prayed,
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
we forgive those who put trash in our
  @) X0 m2 B" r+ j! l; Fbaskets."
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
, e# m" V  z0 ?" A* }children as they were on the way to
* V, i+ [$ v1 C4 `Church service, "and why is it necessary
to be quiet in Church?"
One bright little girl replied,
2 ?" F$ i( l) G) M"Because people are sleeping."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
The boys began to argue over who would
get the first pancake.
5 k" i7 n( R" ?9 k1 M+ p+ mTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
, K( _* g: ?: v4 P% Z$ Mmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
would say, 'Let my brother have the
first pancake, I can wait' ."
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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( Q0 v" a$ M2 t6 e- g1 I! D  e9 `A father was at the beach with his children
  ]* A# I; s  d8 Zwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
% T& z3 a; m$ _- V+ Z" W! m# J% s1 H"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
3 a% o' C2 b1 O% V- ^The boy thought a moment and then said,
"Did God throw him back down?"

2 C/ W' d, l* Q5 [) a: sA wife invited some people to dinner.
1 q2 u  h, v; y; q8 T9 HAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
, f" `# s0 K1 I7 a* v6 \The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
people to dinner?"

Cheers!!!

Peace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
0 b) }- \4 p) U  S: NVery funny stories. Kids are so cute!

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

9 P% j- A' ~# TRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
0 S0 G% o! A, l' p7 e"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
" ~: E, q9 k3 A9 B6 S# cI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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* z# ~0 B. _8 y+ Q" Uaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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. Q: }# ^' w  r% Y0 K1 JRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

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9 F( j4 k/ P' S好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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好好吃

ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
4 \, W1 A% |* O' F  y! NMy boy's eyes turned ...

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Aha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
7 d2 n* n, L5 `# E  e  X4 S$ @" ?My boy's eyes turned ...

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' E% H/ g  s; TThanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby