可爱可笑的孩童

没心没肺

Kids in Church
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% W6 S8 u! L4 S. R% }% }  E  g3-year-old Reese :
8 I6 M3 B. J1 `4 x; v0 A" V"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
Harold is his name.
Amen."

A little boy was overheard praying:
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
7 b  x2 L8 p3 M6 |$ s* Jdon't worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am."

* t- {" N3 h7 n, H% U! |After the christening of his baby brother
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
$ `- ^" X& I) I$ Y7 ^& |2 u. s/ o1 oin the back seat of the car. His father asked
# q$ D/ B* y% \3 j2 u. [him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
to stay with you guys."
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) x/ W  X, P9 [& WOne particular four-year-old prayed,
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
& i. L; ^; A$ F+ `& Rwe forgive those who put trash in our
baskets."

A Sunday school teacher asked her
5 {0 z& \! F5 N5 h: i: Z6 \) Q' cchildren as they were on the way to
Church service, "and why is it necessary
to be quiet in Church?"
One bright little girl replied,
$ m( |$ T7 @8 p: {$ h2 R"Because people are sleeping."

. y7 W# m, z! A  QA mother was preparing pancakes for
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
The boys began to argue over who would
get the first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
! b  @* [0 z/ C2 |( d  Bwould say, 'Let my brother have the
first pancake, I can wait' ."
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
$ d% {1 v- o& @said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"

% ~0 ]' ~) `/ V# V+ K5 d/ rA father was at the beach with his children
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
$ s) ^1 e) D9 qgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
4 O( k; W! G8 ^; S: s3 H( J"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
The boy thought a moment and then said,
"Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
8 G7 D7 c1 v$ A7 A- @; U5 Ngirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
6 p' k  R4 r' G9 J( N* \The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
, r5 s# J" I6 X. rpeople to dinner?"

Cheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

3 H3 X% F0 A3 X  x: G5 b  Caha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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8 Y5 `& I+ M* R8 _Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
/ C5 L+ j7 r- {5 i- Z" o/ h"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
0 |' l& Q- Q$ I/ a4 _$ \  u& NI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表


好好吃

ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
2 R( D. |1 D# V6 K/ M  `% l+ h) kMy boy's eyes turned ...

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/ k. h, e( o9 c7 Z- b; J9 ]2 q/ ~Aha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
" `* d/ }9 B) Q/ g( ^$ E
* I& B( j6 B# B0 P, i* daha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

9 }6 N  B; e$ C. t1 Y7 kRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
6 R* o! y' H4 X7 I! J4 U"Don't be selfish!" I said.
' m+ k+ i- Y  H3 a, wMy boy's eyes turned ...

# w  K7 z( @( K$ cThanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby