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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church+ r4 g1 f6 L* j8 r* Y1 u* m& [; _) J
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3-year-old Reese :9 l  g$ L, z' m* r' h" v' t2 M
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
0 l. ]: u' ?) I8 HHarold is his name.2 D+ Y9 V6 n5 ^
Amen.": k4 T0 A7 q( ~0 Z  Y

- w2 c4 e: K( ^/ Z0 f7 lA little boy was overheard praying:" _! y4 B6 l! Z  P& d& r% c7 [8 D
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
' Y( T' j. g4 y1 L) u: [( O, y2 adon't worry about it.
  q+ m' Q- ], U: OI'm having a real good time like I am."# |0 R$ x+ @% g  s. D

% ]# O5 x/ |( R+ B0 h) OAfter the christening of his baby brother
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in the back seat of the car. His father asked
5 e+ \4 Y9 ?& b2 ^. A3 O# c) ~him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
5 u# X: l# F- zboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted' z* N) ^  v) A5 W7 s
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted  n) G7 X. t1 Q# [0 ]
to stay with you guys."+ y# V6 j4 e1 s
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One particular four-year-old prayed,5 F/ x8 l) O( g2 `
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
  D0 f5 {: @: }. {/ T, b  P' vwe forgive those who put trash in our
7 c, R% ~; i: [- w1 gbaskets."/ V2 [; o7 b( {. c8 G

* A4 g/ b! f! ~2 kA Sunday school teacher asked her
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Church service, "and why is it necessary
' i, s$ e% R7 s3 eto be quiet in Church?"
6 a/ R. {' N8 T; Z$ [4 ?* oOne bright little girl replied,
, u4 N  F2 x% r  ~5 i+ q8 Q. @+ s9 H  U"Because people are sleeping."1 ?4 S4 N; S) w- B0 M; w( E
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A mother was preparing pancakes for
9 `# }" u7 t; iher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
$ ]9 V4 g, E" D* j7 @2 ]The boys began to argue over who would  ^' P/ [, f9 q3 {+ Y% P" O% ^
get the first pancake., @# s: `8 f8 `7 S  Z# Q
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
' V" w5 q! N0 B% e" H  Nmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
8 t: A, X* f- }4 W" R6 @would say, 'Let my brother have the' A/ w/ P  p5 s$ s: U$ B  ]
first pancake, I can wait' ."
( X# q/ S3 c  @+ ?0 f! tKevin turned to his younger brother and- F6 ?( z/ q5 {* o9 L/ c# U
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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! R1 u# u/ j" f( a) k6 X6 ]) AA father was at the beach with his children1 v6 K8 w" [2 N. G
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,  [0 a, Z+ E* S8 F: F( z( o
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore# Q, `* R: w8 W7 d% A( Y* c
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.* G; D- ?% E" X6 i" Z3 Q
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.( M3 y  g# [9 G& N
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
* f0 }0 U' {( C* y3 I1 {/ yThe boy thought a moment and then said,$ T3 n  Y$ z* ]% }( F# T4 |! F
"Did God throw him back down?", S3 ^( {8 p- y

" c+ ], r( h/ F4 o$ |( J. J1 n) }A wife invited some people to dinner.
$ K9 |  n' C: R. tAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
. P; A: u( R% u7 zdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the  _/ y8 c" j4 K. j" r2 I' z
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The! L3 `; V( F6 w( n  E7 z
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."# i& [4 u" ?, G
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head- Q* I- f' {2 }8 @2 K% ^
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
3 y) X. ]; X( |* ?" Tpeople to dinner?"% E2 ^" d7 j. K' i
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Cheers!!!7 {8 g+ F% F" ^

2 E8 [: H3 v7 |. |" f5 }) Y! O1 _( vPeace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表 0 R0 l' N" V( E& h4 H; f
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
) c/ ^7 x( N0 G, Z"Don't be selfish!" I said.
4 N/ W' ]+ H/ o% xMy boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
5 y+ z' t. l3 S( ZI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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" o' E+ |8 z8 h7 c% Caha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: * u7 s  `3 w7 g3 r+ m  w5 g
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.) M. l; I& @9 _4 R
"Don't be selfish!" I said.1 f* |5 ^; i& L$ @- u9 M
My boy's eyes turned ...

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好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表 ! d: f0 i4 `; P) Z" e& h7 D
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好好吃

1 ~7 ^$ X0 c( }# [ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: . q  h  V, }$ D* ^# P+ w

6 R; i$ r' X1 ]! \$ W+ _Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.9 V1 x) N% w' ~* l1 j  h
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
. J7 W7 u4 L7 T, UMy boy's eyes turned ...
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9 h: o. T. b' a7 b/ p0 [Aha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 , |5 _) i1 H+ w
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:   p0 K: Y0 ^- I1 E0 z

: \. @+ f; s/ @* s2 gRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
$ `6 ^/ }8 l5 d. n1 U"Don't be selfish!" I said.& P# {+ Z# s- N# V
My boy's eyes turned ...

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/ |; Z, o+ V7 I) o; D  ]Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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