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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church* t& _: K9 @" E4 v5 u) m" h2 r
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3-year-old Reese :3 x  W- L5 d- M3 r$ g$ D# X
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
. t. W! z% l- I" M$ THarold is his name.7 A; N/ N! `* w7 p8 e
Amen."9 X4 w/ {$ A# z

7 E9 N2 Y0 c1 e, X! s+ V. `A little boy was overheard praying:1 C/ N8 m6 W& j/ L1 F& I3 n7 m5 p
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
$ K1 B, H1 C+ V6 ]! fdon't worry about it.: \8 j  h2 H' I+ O8 \$ {( w
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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/ g! R, p8 e1 M% }After the christening of his baby brother: n3 ~6 l, t" F) q  Q
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
) m1 H* h3 d9 L' c. o' [in the back seat of the car. His father asked! l3 a3 k9 e: b; ?1 k% t1 P2 j
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the* }" m0 A/ L, b" M# T! s* C
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
  d+ T6 n6 {! G) n" [$ E& y/ }+ Uus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
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) Y2 H- i: g: U- w4 xOne particular four-year-old prayed,
1 Y/ G" E! f0 Y# _- Y$ m"And forgive us our trash baskets as- u, q, g* x* M' k8 M' H3 h: t5 o) i
we forgive those who put trash in our6 E0 V1 Z* G( w: E/ y9 x
baskets."
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A Sunday school teacher asked her" t# B- Y; g6 g6 S$ ~
children as they were on the way to
: b: G: i! k0 ~8 h: q6 MChurch service, "and why is it necessary( z9 ]3 N6 I+ q! ]  m: ~2 B* W
to be quiet in Church?"
/ ?* M7 e" ?1 T% x8 QOne bright little girl replied,+ g( u+ K, t) N, }; y4 [
"Because people are sleeping."0 D3 T% g, _  I2 ?
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A mother was preparing pancakes for  r; g1 V  p8 w0 W2 L* C
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
/ s- b' @- i2 SThe boys began to argue over who would7 V4 R1 c+ |6 Q2 J$ c
get the first pancake.
: n, Y' ?6 F# a( }6 O' e8 U+ X: VTheir mother saw the opportunity for a5 S6 M3 T* ~( o7 @4 Y3 K% r
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He* C- E8 e  H0 M$ x4 l
would say, 'Let my brother have the
: I# B; z! J/ a; n1 x8 l( ufirst pancake, I can wait' ."
6 }, G' Q& o' M/ y* W, N  V/ KKevin turned to his younger brother and4 g# i) Y; z+ f  C) m6 |8 o& g9 U
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"7 |1 U. f& F' G0 F2 B% \0 C

: h6 h1 M* S0 j! ~* K: vA father was at the beach with his children
+ l( H  X# V  L: r& g9 j5 u$ [when the four-year-old son ran up to him,6 G, L% D6 ^9 D1 z  R
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
1 ]- R6 d+ T( }) B+ Awhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
# X7 p& A' H, o( ["Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.- T$ }/ R  R* V# T7 B" @: n! T
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.: Z& C6 y% Z* A
The boy thought a moment and then said,, D$ O0 j4 H4 J7 N  [& M; F
"Did God throw him back down?"6 d& W6 |7 v4 |

$ T: L# Z  P. ?4 r" e+ MA wife invited some people to dinner.
% [+ @/ n. p2 ?% K2 S& Y: KAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old. ]4 G- e) |  y* C# E. w, c
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
4 x' M  q# ~. O5 O7 x" _blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
3 q2 x' `5 J0 M; [& K4 W+ B6 sgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."0 Z  T: u1 \0 S7 q2 I- S
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head. l( H) T6 I/ t5 w9 E
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these6 [( E( \- g5 ?% }: X: W7 |
people to dinner?"- u6 m, j- x  x. Q

& _% k* u3 G& CCheers!!!
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' i) C9 B, Y, X4 b- Z$ j1 Z  P$ qPeace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
! o, r2 i1 `; n5 [3 zVery funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: * ^$ \3 H5 m9 k

. M6 Y, d. K; j' mRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.: O7 Z# ]! \: k5 j+ S
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
( ], `4 f" V1 l0 F2 j3 ^& [My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
$ h5 I# A' W8 I4 Z9 q4 GI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 % f3 R' w* \; L  ~5 N0 p; g" Z4 Y
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: 7 M1 s, U  t3 @. E* p

2 ?' }& v5 {* k4 ~- J& x; fRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.$ B# m1 P- `9 s
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
9 W) q  j( z6 M3 w# K% M) sMy boy's eyes turned ...
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3 T& @  @* A( p) \- R0 I- ]好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表 2 G2 L# C# }, Y
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7 r, Z- K! B( z+ d$ G+ A8 ^" g好好吃
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ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 ' C8 R. o$ Q9 D  {5 b
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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# [* E, a1 }9 E* o  u  FRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
! Z, A" [5 ~: V/ T& a/ H* E0 {9 r- g# `"Don't be selfish!" I said.
1 F3 S8 i2 E/ W1 VMy boy's eyes turned ...

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5 J. ]* W/ Z4 [Aha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 0 w$ I; n! {' W4 U5 B. e7 Y  x
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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1 O+ ?$ l% n( S0 w" w7 KRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.- ^% r: N( L; Y% W. d' |1 l& v' K& M# Y
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
1 M9 P+ ^4 j+ o# O  yMy boy's eyes turned ...
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' t' N7 o- g& r( z  BThanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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