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Kids in Church
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0 d5 n/ S; S4 n8 J3-year-old Reese :
: K4 \. I8 q- u& f: ^"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
Y. L: v/ l, t2 |1 P2 A6 nHarold is his name.+ n1 o2 H% ]. t# U* c
Amen."3 { `; b# }/ Y2 b! ^$ b0 ^
3 y7 v: T& i3 UA little boy was overheard praying:7 @8 x% _6 p# u+ _, Z7 f; O& b3 X
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,+ ^# _6 z6 b" f( {$ _7 c
don't worry about it.# z+ g4 F( R* d( R
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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# b+ {( f e2 Z! P+ iAfter the christening of his baby brother
1 P" z+ b7 t1 ]in church, Jason sobbed all the way home/ H* j. K2 |% X; P- }# M
in the back seat of the car. His father asked" C. x N& R/ w; c) B' {7 {/ ]. Z
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
1 c1 @6 J! i' c& D4 |boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
7 q1 W) S! a0 M) m8 Vus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
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5 R$ V% S4 u& m! i! A3 `0 pOne particular four-year-old prayed,5 }6 E/ q: S2 w% I9 F1 d# D
"And forgive us our trash baskets as8 s+ D; i( j9 y: K4 I; ?5 ^
we forgive those who put trash in our; l7 g8 S9 j8 \& l1 M: a+ x& M
baskets."$ S1 O& U. B7 ]+ t
; G R8 i) v3 W. U( `A Sunday school teacher asked her" ~, a7 m- `) b. E+ m" S7 A
children as they were on the way to+ a4 P' z, C- g& c+ }
Church service, "and why is it necessary
8 o1 r' {$ q4 V+ Fto be quiet in Church?"
4 G7 n4 Y* a$ P. r7 OOne bright little girl replied,2 t: {9 ^ P1 J
"Because people are sleeping." e( s5 L) j4 R
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A mother was preparing pancakes for5 w6 Q* W3 R, d8 l: v o
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3." Y' _/ d0 ~4 h& Y
The boys began to argue over who would
% B% J' L% D2 c5 A8 G0 I. Wget the first pancake.6 H @$ t6 n; S! s6 s' Z( i
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
4 S0 G4 e$ u- \- [& W* E& }4 Lmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
5 R8 N" _. t1 {: lwould say, 'Let my brother have the" |# P0 v0 o; L `% s
first pancake, I can wait' ."
9 h3 w9 h. \: j' Q+ V" S. r8 S7 XKevin turned to his younger brother and* G. D) ], M/ j& s3 ^
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"+ b; c" l$ T: O# d6 s* H. S
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A father was at the beach with his children1 \2 Y5 a3 d$ G
when the four-year-old son ran up to him," N8 O! D* y! R, z3 H
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore4 b4 O* H z' Z# K$ y
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
4 E5 [6 M. n- ]7 M I& G) q"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
" g7 ~" ?8 S2 u" y g% \"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
0 f; ^2 X7 B7 x/ T/ Z9 M2 gThe boy thought a moment and then said,+ c! x0 e: k( C, q" c8 V$ F
"Did God throw him back down?"
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4 A t) x5 c/ @4 U* S$ k' ^A wife invited some people to dinner.3 g: v( s3 a4 Z$ b+ U
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old8 Q# z0 Y6 R0 z4 S" I
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
) v2 w2 h; _: C: P3 }0 ?' S1 ?$ mblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The* Y" l9 d- f2 J. n. O+ f h
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
2 J) Z. \7 K4 e9 ^, pThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
( x$ E3 S& D9 W0 T/ b0 |and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
* @* X9 M) j, k# t: m/ F2 Kpeople to dinner?". p' B" C6 J- Y$ n+ P$ Q [7 j% T
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Cheers!!!- D, J% a* K0 \9 i9 @/ ^
' L/ |& a, i1 K( n& B a6 yPeace, love and happines! |
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