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Kids in Church
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o- \$ g v) ^* l5 h1 E" \( n3-year-old Reese :% g7 y8 u! f' k% X! x! H: J
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,1 B0 V h7 g7 @! D- R- L2 k
Harold is his name." ^( S1 p% A& j9 d( @/ m
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8 E, c* ` U8 L! } S/ rA little boy was overheard praying: a r2 k6 ?- |$ g5 w+ ^) I
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,, i0 N+ L1 {. K
don't worry about it.
- m a w( m: Q; B$ x; qI'm having a real good time like I am."" }+ z0 N. c: F& |9 [! R
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After the christening of his baby brother
& w! [) [3 Y7 [% y c; ^in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
9 T2 {% T( s9 c) k K+ F! win the back seat of the car. His father asked
( k# ~6 c2 K4 @9 R7 P; y+ Khim three times what was wrong. Finally, the3 E$ k3 Y9 f7 N- L
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted- f4 v; a7 U* d' Z% t9 G( d
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted5 {2 q& A9 N! {
to stay with you guys."7 e; E/ T: l2 H3 n' n3 q h
' S: K! H2 Z% @) B0 dOne particular four-year-old prayed,
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we forgive those who put trash in our" C O2 n% u. @
baskets."
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
5 k3 @+ w V/ c5 u1 y5 p% ^children as they were on the way to) `& {; P! t% F ]( M
Church service, "and why is it necessary4 a4 R, H, J: N' C: m D
to be quiet in Church?"
0 d6 n, v( i9 Q, l- R& m. x4 {One bright little girl replied,
- Q1 D( N2 L4 d3 P"Because people are sleeping."* l# z" w# A! `& k3 U
( M7 E$ c0 c5 ~+ M9 XA mother was preparing pancakes for/ O$ q* l5 E% r: ]
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.1 d4 T! }$ y, q3 A, i
The boys began to argue over who would
; W6 O/ z: w/ d! R& g) nget the first pancake.
! k# B* B% m }) @Their mother saw the opportunity for a
! n" T1 [- q1 R* v' ~6 D/ Kmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He. o3 L1 r$ E- m1 I* T; I* Z3 S
would say, 'Let my brother have the3 I. M1 a& [' K
first pancake, I can wait' ."
# \2 P/ z! [/ ]3 \+ J8 CKevin turned to his younger brother and
9 d" n4 Z( O6 y2 j2 k, K% t! bsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children
8 e+ E* ]: _# W3 Iwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,
4 J1 J0 H! a7 k4 ]% K A; Cgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
* s0 f! A" C$ p3 H0 Pwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
* ^1 W T ] t% G' q, j& y/ i$ A( p+ c"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
( w+ H/ v4 S, ~% V"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
* d7 b3 ]/ Y+ K$ C; z, }" JThe boy thought a moment and then said,
+ v% s% }) B% K ~( d q' ^2 Q"Did God throw him back down?"! d: Y) o" I0 H7 L [; a
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
8 |% c) t% C! ?! Q+ \3 K! [; _9 g$ fAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old" J! P# I5 p h; ~# U; c/ ?
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the) @/ k z/ |5 S3 v
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The9 @# \# S) Y' ?* h
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
. I, _, L4 ^% U% V, z# B9 Z! zThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head9 ^8 T* F2 d- N' _* r7 Q
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these) q2 {4 {1 X5 _7 n2 Z3 J, P5 S% I
people to dinner?"
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, `6 X8 l2 U! \: f$ |0 q$ `- N. HCheers!!!
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1 q0 u5 o8 o/ z, E \Peace, love and happines! |
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