可爱可笑的孩童

没心没肺

Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :
; T$ [4 n" Q, @' k"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
Harold is his name.
Amen."
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! s; c5 ^( p7 |+ qA little boy was overheard praying:
6 |, a+ S- A; m: f7 v) K4 g"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
9 h/ c. r# J1 g( V2 c, g4 n2 Tdon't worry about it.
. n! D  y9 P, G* xI'm having a real good time like I am."

3 C/ ^" a! f7 p% q2 xAfter the christening of his baby brother
% i1 F) W  A" Q# r: l" j% C$ }in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
0 A: |+ y3 |3 x0 v2 x/ A8 yin the back seat of the car. His father asked
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
3 L9 a* Q2 a. W9 K8 uboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
3 e0 C  n3 n5 ~5 @( L7 ~( Q$ S9 aus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
to stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed,
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
we forgive those who put trash in our
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
children as they were on the way to
4 E7 }. J  N2 ?$ n2 E7 lChurch service, "and why is it necessary
to be quiet in Church?"
- C4 E7 a, T9 b, y1 g; L7 {One bright little girl replied,
"Because people are sleeping."
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3 J4 B! ^# o# ~% G* }A mother was preparing pancakes for
7 M) Z2 j! @( I  W' g. iher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
* v. I/ Y: E1 n" j4 ]The boys began to argue over who would
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Their mother saw the opportunity for a
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
would say, 'Let my brother have the
first pancake, I can wait' ."
3 W! C( u, o! D3 rKevin turned to his younger brother and
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"

& ^) P+ ?9 M' y4 W3 Y! P  U9 w& X2 E$ MA father was at the beach with his children
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
6 A$ }) e8 V, u3 B' h5 ygrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
/ O8 R+ S9 P9 Q8 F: S"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
/ ^- z, o% N5 y+ k7 a& t. |+ I" ~5 G0 ?! L"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
  V5 {! T$ o( j8 P' oThe boy thought a moment and then said,
"Did God throw him back down?"

$ D/ r' a2 n( L7 b$ U0 NA wife invited some people to dinner.
) D3 [5 B- _6 g" d/ `3 ~! n+ uAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
, Z" ?5 Z, U/ @5 B* o, y2 J, Odaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
9 T" M& N% S1 {blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
) \: b9 ?+ |; `girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
) ~; j* U# T$ E2 \* b- u/ ?# S, J3 KThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
/ V( F% m6 |. O2 jand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
9 O* L( }6 ]/ p! ^# U1 ]0 ?people to dinner?"

Cheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
, M" Y6 R( P' [2 P3 ~& O"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
* {) \) p1 A7 e- f9 U+ k5 pI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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% a& l5 \; y4 {9 z; taha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
& ?+ k( I% B5 q5 R"Don't be selfish!" I said.
! S. q- @. M0 z, U  ]) r& t* {My boy's eyes turned ...

好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表

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好好吃

6 n4 {. C! T8 u+ r5 E( jha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

. O) O3 |! S0 I& t* {) t4 X0 g: xaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

* y6 E! X: a4 S- d2 R) U0 }9 y# wRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
* y/ O9 w' e* ~* }, _"Don't be selfish!" I said.
# a! I4 @- {7 m- b' o$ P6 R7 FMy boy's eyes turned ...

Aha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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0 Z  G3 _# V. l& b, sRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
  o' V$ U" \" \+ p& S$ E, Z* _+ X"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

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& x( _/ j8 p8 @' N% RThanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby