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Kids in Church- ]6 _! B( a& b% h+ r
# m) P8 _& B6 T5 x% s0 z* |0 F3-year-old Reese :5 i' `# w5 N2 E) k
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,5 M5 l: P" L0 H1 v$ H3 ~3 o& C% Y
Harold is his name.
5 a# M9 J/ k5 i" v0 i- AAmen."9 K$ W4 ]4 t( A; M
1 q8 t' r6 j: v+ p H. QA little boy was overheard praying:8 E$ W: }% j! s# @4 Z5 g
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
: w6 d$ L$ M' |+ B' _! F2 Tdon't worry about it.
4 P0 \1 t5 i1 w7 K6 ^I'm having a real good time like I am."
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. `' u" @" G5 `After the christening of his baby brother
e ]* |% q& h* z9 q9 _in church, Jason sobbed all the way home6 G9 m/ j) @8 P6 y5 q$ @
in the back seat of the car. His father asked$ N: ~2 `5 k, E% K- b
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the' s& l3 |$ |6 M* x* Y
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
* z7 g( s0 q2 O9 C" G; X+ h# O" ?. nus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
( a% U2 U( ]$ b: uto stay with you guys.". q, \7 q& }, {$ ]4 H7 {
' v& O1 D* ]5 kOne particular four-year-old prayed,
8 S T* X a& o5 f5 h# y"And forgive us our trash baskets as
& H" q/ Y$ Y1 q) Q5 m* ]we forgive those who put trash in our0 `3 `% w' q2 O$ ]
baskets."6 |- _, a6 I5 L* T
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
t' V5 m( ~% n, c: dchildren as they were on the way to
. U: @; t2 [: j& Z6 HChurch service, "and why is it necessary
6 Q4 f& @+ s1 {0 Zto be quiet in Church?"
- m- Y, [8 n- _/ }, I* v/ [/ ROne bright little girl replied,
% f1 H8 U' ~9 x( v4 w"Because people are sleeping."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for0 Y" U) n& z: u) G$ F! A. Y
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3./ X9 r, z0 H) d" @& ~. L+ h
The boys began to argue over who would
' w; a) U4 s" O8 Tget the first pancake." B2 T" W2 J% s5 l" j7 j+ _
Their mother saw the opportunity for a9 K2 v, K( g7 @4 ^9 Z- R) U ^: }1 k
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He( _6 @( \) H, ~5 j& l2 u
would say, 'Let my brother have the4 ^# h* v% D: T; L/ L
first pancake, I can wait' ."
5 K; U; {$ J$ dKevin turned to his younger brother and
9 g* R. V! D v1 W8 d" J6 l* lsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"( k- x1 R% D: I
6 W& [& r: E0 GA father was at the beach with his children0 O0 p2 ^& e0 ~ D" a
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
' j( C$ P2 u/ I4 c0 jgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore* M2 W/ a" L; ~4 I
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.0 ^& |: v- P9 `* f& ]
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
7 T/ T* S4 G1 }0 W& N"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.6 M+ _& _+ @3 B1 k
The boy thought a moment and then said,3 Z- ~5 ?5 ~: s
"Did God throw him back down?"7 e/ \ j+ J# ~ |$ ^. S8 t
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A wife invited some people to dinner.8 {% C9 Q0 V; M5 \* Z, R6 K% I
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
! ]2 U& y8 b* a% }1 Idaughter and said, "Would you like to say the0 Z1 h i$ O7 X( O6 w# o
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
4 U0 v$ E2 e# F, i6 x0 Xgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."; Y8 d4 Z5 ] G; i
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
" B5 ?. ~$ q0 I* eand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these' z- I: t* C2 Y' T9 a
people to dinner?"
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Cheers!!!2 b0 q& w6 S+ R; \
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Peace, love and happines! |
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