可爱可笑的孩童

没心没肺

Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
8 q0 I/ ]2 G1 h3 W8 [Harold is his name.
3 Y% r+ u- C0 N! wAmen."
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* k0 M. L1 r3 U3 A9 c: AA little boy was overheard praying:
6 o* g: ], l3 D& ?"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
: c6 L+ G8 P2 O( d4 ndon't worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am."

After the christening of his baby brother
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
' V8 D: z9 q8 P( V) b& oin the back seat of the car. His father asked
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
to stay with you guys."

4 ^; {3 ~8 Y' Y* O$ n9 cOne particular four-year-old prayed,
& l/ O7 d7 s- ?0 y/ ^% K" [  `"And forgive us our trash baskets as
we forgive those who put trash in our
baskets."
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
+ w+ K5 K' D2 ~: a9 Y8 echildren as they were on the way to
# P  |! a9 C1 h+ p7 t- oChurch service, "and why is it necessary
to be quiet in Church?"
( ?" D5 C7 y* F" UOne bright little girl replied,
7 _4 w, L  i6 t8 ^. R& R: m"Because people are sleeping."
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& C* K, A: m7 k; L# p; x6 YA mother was preparing pancakes for
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
( \' |2 m! L/ }4 N. T2 Z: P5 \4 zThe boys began to argue over who would
- L5 ^4 |# C  f1 U# V# C  Fget the first pancake.
9 [/ i  L: b3 l6 w' B4 bTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
7 ?& A& _- ~5 ]+ B' n+ [. Kmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
3 g) \5 \$ H" G4 Q. T, twould say, 'Let my brother have the
first pancake, I can wait' ."
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children
1 a; l9 R+ W$ S5 Mwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
) h' M) H! X5 H$ b8 Y, D* @where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
) D4 f# _" D5 `"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
- }) r. q% n! j4 _2 t/ _1 {  c"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
" v* ^' d. R$ ZThe boy thought a moment and then said,
+ ~8 q: K* D( V8 l8 E; i# i"Did God throw him back down?"
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+ L- E/ O- u/ A/ V0 YA wife invited some people to dinner.
7 F8 `( n: B. Y" g- H4 W0 cAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
: W' M) S/ a2 E7 w! ~8 N/ wgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
8 d( _% I$ Q! f' V7 r0 D: g! X( Mand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
# I0 S+ F0 Q. G8 d; g9 d* gpeople to dinner?"

Cheers!!!
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lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
- a) W- ]7 ?9 p! `4 D0 U; CVery funny stories. Kids are so cute!

5 Z5 |$ Z: }# ?8 v, x' haha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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# x* [9 l- M6 C- D+ \" X' a! rRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
: e* M& p1 y& p, y/ O2 wMy boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
. O+ B# ?# r9 }& C# X- j- fI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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& Q6 @; w6 W( e) N$ ?  `( FRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
: W+ L: K7 t% o# g# u* v"Don't be selfish!" I said.
$ a2 l  P% x7 w. H" xMy boy's eyes turned ...

好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
  f9 e$ }2 F- g9 G, AMy boy's eyes turned ...

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Aha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

+ j3 e" Z7 Y& |0 X; b- zaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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) [# U- O+ a( ~/ S  GRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
  y0 u0 k7 M) DMy boy's eyes turned ...

Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby