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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church/ k! A$ G$ e7 b5 l; U& V

( u9 |. z& Z% u  p* \3-year-old Reese :& ~& t. P/ ?! o* q" {: g( S
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
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Amen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:; A0 P4 m4 h+ J5 M/ f) L' ^. N
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
% W9 K% J$ D% U+ V7 Mdon't worry about it.
/ J7 y/ B& M) g# i! a) DI'm having a real good time like I am."( U1 [9 O) U1 S4 [. b; m$ N$ i4 D) @
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After the christening of his baby brother! z  C1 u! l2 m7 L
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
# J5 _5 o1 R6 N) S/ C: Uin the back seat of the car. His father asked* a+ }# d( a8 {/ j# M
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the: o2 Q, j" ?% z1 k6 C8 N* w0 [% R& r
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted  u2 {1 L4 w" A6 q
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted- |3 `  ~9 V7 x7 v; d/ Q5 M5 l
to stay with you guys."5 V& ^1 J! x- `4 O" I2 p4 O

; `# i6 E2 Z0 {0 l" ^3 n7 ^One particular four-year-old prayed,' L% y" p, {5 ^- |+ \
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
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, x6 E2 b# b1 H& fbaskets."1 n3 Q9 Z! o. C" I' w/ K3 t: ]

. c8 l$ R" A  L0 r3 O. qA Sunday school teacher asked her3 @1 v7 E* k" }3 X/ r
children as they were on the way to
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to be quiet in Church?"
% S' i2 [( R: m5 nOne bright little girl replied,0 N7 `  ]: h0 s* Q) e) v4 `$ h
"Because people are sleeping."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for7 x4 F; I: q; [  G
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
, R6 I# q' {  Y2 I( Y- ZThe boys began to argue over who would
% P+ X; w7 y" N$ _! X) c6 Zget the first pancake.5 @) l% F- o6 v3 d$ b9 [
Their mother saw the opportunity for a2 z4 R! d, k( x- K* U1 d( O* Q
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
! x8 a% X+ {( G0 P( [. t/ ^( rwould say, 'Let my brother have the' W7 A* l2 _% m4 W* V) E; }8 n$ V8 X1 O
first pancake, I can wait' ."
8 z! i& o6 m. S, z2 VKevin turned to his younger brother and- v: a9 W3 x/ i3 V
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"" {+ O% z6 }1 x, E$ Y, P

% n+ Y$ \0 Q7 h3 ^; Q# c5 NA father was at the beach with his children
9 q* G8 U3 B/ B& o* `% ]$ a$ Cwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,1 f/ Y# [, l5 {: H- E
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore4 V2 u- m3 Z6 i$ }# \2 ^( \
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.1 \7 g7 G  E1 }  J/ i- @! |9 Q
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.- I' P% W9 X1 I$ L, t% s
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.2 p8 B1 d8 n" j% A& z2 W7 b
The boy thought a moment and then said,
" U$ O: p8 V, x% G6 g"Did God throw him back down?"' R4 P; y& x  _8 l, m
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
# H0 u8 B- v/ yAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
7 v7 v( u5 ^% }daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
, R$ V/ i! @; X  p# E# f& zblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The# U' {/ N% T: _! ~$ ~+ ]
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
" Y/ N5 ^7 C; E0 x* ]8 N) iThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head5 T# x' e9 V' g, D
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these$ P3 s  z" V3 i# n; o* R7 q- O
people to dinner?"
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" \3 i3 r) j) w! _0 g" q+ VCheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表 % ~1 r; S! z# N7 q+ U' F9 F3 m# E& _8 u
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
1 W2 T+ L+ N6 @( x( _& U- J"Don't be selfish!" I said.9 ~& {$ A5 T! p
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
0 F3 Q) l0 S- e4 L4 R& {I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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: N  {; g9 w2 e. W# Y( I6 Waha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: ; b( X' Y+ t5 X" r) J7 |. f; _

7 c6 Q$ L! B& T. i3 c9 ~Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.0 [* s$ Z5 \' j
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
+ V, d+ t4 x  {! X& O4 W% mMy boy's eyes turned ...

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! e& X- m: @0 B/ m好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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好好吃

/ B9 {2 m7 A/ t2 i% y0 j0 Iha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 ' ]8 R- s8 c; M- p9 p

/ |8 t9 J- S  W9 v" A+ A2 T8 T: Xaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: ' t9 C( ]. Y6 F. }) J$ f

3 R) W! V% K* o! v0 T( rRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
; G7 P7 a- l8 G# b5 t"Don't be selfish!" I said.+ |$ l$ i* Q) a6 K" j! W
My boy's eyes turned ...

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+ R( r# G) E6 p2 VAha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 % H  r5 O% a! ]& v
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: / y0 e) T5 a3 K3 K/ S

0 J! k" z' j4 e! h, `% ], SRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.& V; R( d! [/ H3 a. v3 I0 n" y
"Don't be selfish!" I said.- }  ~7 u* i" b  d% J; x1 b
My boy's eyes turned ...
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3 w; C2 |% u% D. R* TThanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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