可爱可笑的孩童

没心没肺

Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
Harold is his name.
4 V6 C" Q+ W1 v! F5 {& S# HAmen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
) E0 r" z$ V6 s7 B. e. V  bdon't worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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- Z/ Q2 D0 h: F/ B: eAfter the christening of his baby brother
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
: l, c% x  r' Y0 s, p0 Vboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
2 U6 ~1 a  Y, ?  Y$ @0 ?to stay with you guys."

One particular four-year-old prayed,
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
9 O* S6 n+ r. w! w/ rwe forgive those who put trash in our
baskets."

9 B; \. K2 W" w! j' S0 uA Sunday school teacher asked her
children as they were on the way to
; f% e) s( Y  B7 a; h9 C% P9 eChurch service, "and why is it necessary
2 c7 c, c/ P! Q* |to be quiet in Church?"
, @- U' k: P! O* a, W& \4 N0 e- hOne bright little girl replied,
"Because people are sleeping."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for
# b" {2 ~/ H7 q: o% T& M4 Vher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
7 t6 @9 V3 D9 w) @9 C% NThe boys began to argue over who would
get the first pancake.
9 f. m5 P- y2 V$ r3 V8 NTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
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first pancake, I can wait' ."
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
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A father was at the beach with his children
0 J: {0 d) B0 j6 Cwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,
% c- N1 |; q6 @! i1 B5 V  tgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
; D. {0 _0 Q4 F& m3 gwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
$ C: k- S6 W8 ~2 _& o% J. O"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
The boy thought a moment and then said,
"Did God throw him back down?"

A wife invited some people to dinner.
  N0 T; x1 O: }0 V/ JAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
, D- a7 j% A1 \blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
8 [6 d+ B9 U8 x0 G7 wThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
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people to dinner?"

Cheers!!!
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1 b' T; Y0 x* F. d: N8 U% TPeace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
# f. u( K/ J6 u- J! vVery funny stories. Kids are so cute!

) K, m$ Z% A- Q2 U( _4 maha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

4 n5 R4 M6 l, H+ d; W3 LRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
8 V% h6 q" U' G$ X! l3 A( O"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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% V' ^/ z7 W7 n7 t  xRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
4 w( T- Y8 g$ I% `7 p5 }' u"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

" L0 T+ R6 D6 Q" n, H4 o好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表


好好吃

1 p9 Q. b! K" T5 I2 }% x' ]ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
5 e  y. L) l9 {2 v# _+ L) M
; h8 E; Q4 Q2 d( c2 }$ ^4 V" T% ], waha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

- A5 n" z, f5 X! l+ K, ?# iRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

+ ]4 b  ^( b! n' ]$ v. Z8 l+ ?Aha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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. e. @$ ]: \6 H  b4 sRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
) s' Y; O7 Q) [8 a* B( U2 ]"Don't be selfish!" I said.
: q7 @& e3 X3 K( U; J; GMy boy's eyes turned ...

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+ u6 ?7 c8 P% E! x( F% J1 VThanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby