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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church8 s% B, C  a6 {. J

2 ~9 }! ?+ F4 `7 B  G( _3 @3-year-old Reese :) D! {% w% Z1 J# a# w+ o; R
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
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Amen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:
7 e+ e% A+ X+ q; B: l9 Y5 M% t- h"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,: H" \3 X! e9 A+ u7 g* Z
don't worry about it.3 C3 B  f2 v, u
I'm having a real good time like I am.": z/ ?4 b* r! q0 X/ n

3 J/ T9 }! w: D* F# @After the christening of his baby brother
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in the back seat of the car. His father asked+ f6 Z; Y/ `7 C+ G9 m0 _* V
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
9 i, V7 f5 f4 \0 Y/ }boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
- _' c% v* V, x" O" V3 \* Hus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
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One particular four-year-old prayed,
$ J6 t8 I! I% K: ~& @1 L"And forgive us our trash baskets as
- I  L( _0 a! v4 C  Kwe forgive those who put trash in our" k: D" \# }: ]6 @4 z7 G* M
baskets."
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% T: G/ }# p, F8 ?9 dA Sunday school teacher asked her
+ O. h7 X' f( F5 s& o) F# d0 Achildren as they were on the way to
9 p) h! X  W/ x  W/ }Church service, "and why is it necessary# h/ ^5 f4 L8 W, U+ ], V6 N. q0 b, c  F
to be quiet in Church?"
& E/ m- D0 X- A! U4 `7 V9 _- v" `: jOne bright little girl replied,$ q$ L1 N- ]5 E; j
"Because people are sleeping."2 [3 m& ^3 f2 \* D' I

& e2 R" v9 P1 m* XA mother was preparing pancakes for
7 |' j, _3 b$ r+ l4 h* H; \; F  jher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.  g% F2 E1 G/ B5 r4 h5 P
The boys began to argue over who would' D  x7 h2 h/ r0 P# h/ O; n
get the first pancake.5 t1 O0 y5 ~7 m
Their mother saw the opportunity for a) p( r3 }4 u3 L: i+ Y( i4 F6 |
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He4 {/ N- v4 V$ \" P
would say, 'Let my brother have the
/ _2 y2 o; r0 vfirst pancake, I can wait' ."; T. W0 ]$ k  l
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
( C  F8 I  b1 nsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children
6 J- l" v% q  i/ ?* bwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,
& b* |( ^* z9 C( U* @grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
. m; j3 e" P1 [! i" Nwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
$ @3 ^: B+ M1 K8 ?: s$ ]3 M"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked./ B3 o- c# K  A  I9 W: J9 X
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.& E; c& N7 g9 `, u7 s
The boy thought a moment and then said,1 U/ w: Q% y0 I6 v# x
"Did God throw him back down?"
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1 d# x' Z. y! M, ]A wife invited some people to dinner.
( W: l# d0 z3 ~- A" n( ]/ N; yAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old) D% b6 b8 e/ f( Z
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
7 j& o; C& ?2 e7 D) Y# A% xblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The# t. ^) b5 P- T& g0 N: X) l
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."$ V5 n- v1 ~6 E' L/ |0 {
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head4 l/ W/ C1 Y$ ]& x6 M/ d
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
/ v/ f8 A$ K( Z) s* dpeople to dinner?"
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! }" H( x6 e' J0 `# n! uCheers!!!
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* M: U( }. Z8 c2 f) o. ?# I6 K/ LPeace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表 ! k+ l# C; m- i/ n  p; c
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

% L$ w* A7 x2 j1 S1 taha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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3 j) s: p0 W4 dRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.( N" P3 w5 e3 D5 a3 f: {4 n
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
2 S$ X- G; F! h# i& ?' ZMy boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
2 x) O, C4 d3 J# II was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 5 Q! Z$ [% ~. u5 V

2 z6 X9 r$ G/ `( i1 ]3 aaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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# g/ H# v8 |! G5 u# W2 dRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.5 G$ x6 c4 ~. G- i  l
"Don't be selfish!" I said.  a* B9 F8 v. p, J5 F: }* O
My boy's eyes turned ...
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好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表 # @% @/ T" s& B. s+ J3 e

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好好吃
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ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 - O2 |9 Z' Y2 |
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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4 V) E: o6 ?% E! `Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
8 j6 d5 A# |3 B/ p" l8 Q. I"Don't be selfish!" I said.
( s6 M6 M. {5 R3 ~My boy's eyes turned ...

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Aha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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9 l' F- W/ o7 s/ Zaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.6 Z% p5 d/ `# N4 _2 b6 g8 C
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
: B: G9 s. {) F7 \. f: a" T0 _My boy's eyes turned ...

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Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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