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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church! a$ L. x; y9 R
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3-year-old Reese :
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Harold is his name.3 c+ d6 M5 D" Q) t5 _9 Z. F/ T4 I
Amen."
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0 J- Q$ q0 r+ M' ?4 [" B8 FA little boy was overheard praying:
/ V( n  N: \8 v; ^( p5 p( m"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,4 c  t6 r9 b& d5 {
don't worry about it.& _+ {0 N' S0 e8 @6 P- B1 L2 q
I'm having a real good time like I am.", M2 c$ x0 d# ^- J' {8 u$ q$ X

' Z1 M! M+ {. M8 Y- V6 C2 A# PAfter the christening of his baby brother  b1 t5 d# ~. G6 e
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home; E: P- ?3 @0 q; g! R
in the back seat of the car. His father asked# R) R: H  w4 W5 m1 Z8 W% M
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the- U( h) g+ I3 ]6 K! K
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
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to stay with you guys."
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  o) U  w  _$ a) F6 l+ mOne particular four-year-old prayed,
) f+ R& A' n9 D, d3 I) c5 S4 C; I( x"And forgive us our trash baskets as
+ c3 |1 s) x& Q5 X1 z5 W4 D% Iwe forgive those who put trash in our
9 V  R. j- z* w" `2 Q0 {3 _2 h; \baskets."2 u0 \' I) i" y2 r/ l

8 I% j; J7 f2 n, P. Y/ ?8 eA Sunday school teacher asked her* Q: G! c) Y; J. n) i' G0 E
children as they were on the way to$ \( x5 x3 ~  B. }  R8 T4 B
Church service, "and why is it necessary
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One bright little girl replied,
8 P/ g+ f9 h  v9 H) ^"Because people are sleeping."4 s7 i) E2 j: [4 P

2 w" R# B+ e5 bA mother was preparing pancakes for! Q) M  h+ _5 j: c. P' v0 n2 Y( C
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
* ~$ }) u6 [: y" A' _$ q9 z% BThe boys began to argue over who would
0 v6 ?; o5 S" E- nget the first pancake.2 Y$ o/ Z, S+ N# u# r: R1 ^
Their mother saw the opportunity for a; A/ l% N( p+ i+ |$ L
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He+ r, I: S# J7 C, w. c0 X
would say, 'Let my brother have the
6 V6 l5 `9 A# a+ g- n' ?first pancake, I can wait' ."2 B8 r1 V. F5 m8 P" K2 S
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
' ^' U. v' I. u4 [% Qsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"$ C& s; d0 P4 u/ A

: m! b# ]  Z7 C$ x* {A father was at the beach with his children
% m) y  @7 f( K7 |7 F4 J% twhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,
. S; J0 N$ H3 X$ T/ s" y) igrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
  a0 A6 S; T6 ]  \' a+ {where a seagull lay dead in the sand.: X8 Z- W) x* L: P. O% f* p9 H& M
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
2 s$ |7 T/ V/ b! A"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
0 H; p# w5 C. f: S1 C( QThe boy thought a moment and then said,
9 X" ?, R1 h/ B) f0 h( E) _"Did God throw him back down?"& T$ H# m; p3 Y$ i7 G2 Z% E
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A wife invited some people to dinner.- C* G8 r, s- a+ \
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
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blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The# C6 g" _* Y0 u9 P8 K
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
2 ~) v# a6 Z* S( N6 ]2 NThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head/ S3 I$ h: l* c6 f6 h' g6 ~* H
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
3 |; s0 Y3 J& Q2 I2 N; zpeople to dinner?"
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Cheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
$ v, |: D4 I2 n# jVery funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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"Don't be selfish!" I said.
3 |. E# c$ r7 U* U% F% Y- s& MMy boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!" 5 w' Y! p3 J$ R; I
I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 ' d6 J8 \( S2 T. F
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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2 y; @8 v( ?9 gRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.! N, d! [3 o3 D5 i- s$ @/ T( j$ P
"Don't be selfish!" I said., o" E' q* G" ]
My boy's eyes turned ...
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! ^- n9 H# L, `" n  [4 z好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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好好吃

. K. V8 b+ L7 |. s; h2 r- U$ hha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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) o/ Q8 ^5 [5 W) w- W$ B( D( yaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: ' d" N3 E/ G$ x3 I$ U9 `+ r
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.5 _- }3 X6 l3 I. f4 S, U2 D
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
( @+ V! ]' n( L, @- k- _6 l, X: K' eMy boy's eyes turned ...
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Aha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.. t) d, A1 T! m. W3 ^9 C7 ^
"Don't be selfish!" I said., K8 Z2 _/ g8 p" W3 w# s
My boy's eyes turned ...

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Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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