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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :, C  @5 Z+ u% }& V- ^1 V& ?; Q
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,6 E/ A; B- R9 d! e
Harold is his name.
9 T0 Y4 e8 Y$ @+ O5 Y1 iAmen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:. G  I8 M5 T1 p3 ]
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,3 H  |! V$ u, r3 @1 G* V
don't worry about it.
& G8 M& q$ n& k# z/ ?I'm having a real good time like I am."
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" F6 |: ~) E6 RAfter the christening of his baby brother
$ ?, F% {& X& Hin church, Jason sobbed all the way home
0 c' H/ T/ e. F4 z2 x" hin the back seat of the car. His father asked+ @- q7 H3 n( P9 n! B6 F: g) d- g
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the4 b! Q) `" e) ?% ]9 l
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted0 {1 Y! i1 Y" E# @9 N4 n" ]: K! ]
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
7 U4 ~- A4 A; {* G: ^, ~9 S& @. z  bto stay with you guys."( W) {: }, \3 o* o7 Z2 x5 {

6 `, Z' B/ Q' p  }& Q' lOne particular four-year-old prayed,5 E+ x3 U# t: y: Y( _7 H: K
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
$ T9 L4 w, U1 t: U* x3 u8 Cwe forgive those who put trash in our( p1 r6 x0 l7 l
baskets."3 B1 h' j8 A. G$ z. V

4 n# [; U" R7 O# d% v, XA Sunday school teacher asked her( z1 I( ~/ I) h& y, u& A- q
children as they were on the way to
8 x9 f$ d2 _1 ^8 h3 k& E, yChurch service, "and why is it necessary
, T2 Q8 I  \. gto be quiet in Church?"8 b  [2 E) g. U+ d+ X9 i
One bright little girl replied,
# o( Y- l  y- ?% b+ F4 Y"Because people are sleeping."* i2 |6 P& ]/ S+ M8 n

$ Q7 z8 c/ h. X4 K9 v7 n+ V) SA mother was preparing pancakes for+ c) I! r6 O0 u8 w: W0 }+ D
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
2 y6 c1 C6 Z& ~The boys began to argue over who would3 v, R# L1 q1 b$ A6 {5 n# r
get the first pancake.9 c# R) `& |, E3 y
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
( \0 J5 b( C0 @3 V  ]moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He: p: w9 d, z$ w
would say, 'Let my brother have the4 X1 L3 b- D! ]7 J8 t
first pancake, I can wait' .") q7 J. D, D' [. D( w
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
% E4 d9 e8 X2 T- d5 \: k9 j' Gsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children
9 z0 I9 t# Z% dwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,
5 c% a$ l- ]9 }grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
7 L8 d1 _. B; ?. H- [( g2 {where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
; Y: Z. I3 A" d/ H; V, j* d"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.9 A+ p7 }3 W2 Z# l
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.6 ~  D1 s) X' b+ R
The boy thought a moment and then said,3 K& `7 x  C% L( s. l, F
"Did God throw him back down?"" m4 J9 u1 _. e, f0 r( S+ P

* v: |5 Y- v$ `% }+ b* }A wife invited some people to dinner.2 ^* ~5 o# e; ^6 _! C; S4 C# R
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
4 w. s& v$ A# c' Idaughter and said, "Would you like to say the0 N% k/ }4 M4 X5 W1 n6 h
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The7 ~9 v: N0 U) i6 L+ d: z
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."4 A$ ^5 H' X8 {) n! U
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
5 {  v* L: ~; T" h7 y5 zand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these! E* v1 W6 Y! `$ H
people to dinner?"
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Cheers!!!$ Q2 b! c2 M0 s% r; r) y
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Peace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表 ) }8 ^# }& U/ p% [
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

& S" T* t! m7 Taha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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7 Q  Y( z( p  g6 MRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
% Q+ e# n0 X; F"Don't be selfish!" I said.  T% E$ l0 i% m! j6 v* x, M2 A
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
3 N1 P' A# n9 F) @* pI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 0 A" o/ o4 J+ J  `) w7 F1 ~
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
3 n" [% X! x* l  b$ v2 Q) x7 r6 z"Don't be selfish!" I said.
9 [. P. j, ]/ c1 C$ R) J4 _% mMy boy's eyes turned ...
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/ f; R  @3 V) `: A6 P好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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% G  g0 q- \0 n6 t, V  n/ m4 J好好吃
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ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 ' u! K' A5 z& J! C- v' w

1 ]: r& W: ]% u$ k0 K1 vaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.' G# m6 \7 M7 I4 o
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
) ~8 T9 S+ m" N& s, {/ u9 }0 c- OMy boy's eyes turned ...

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Aha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 4 ?$ ?0 g) C# b" r) M4 x

$ y2 y( E7 m7 g5 @aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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% I4 ^9 u! n1 C; [: ?" Q. `Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.5 Z: Z. L: T9 z9 X' D9 q
"Don't be selfish!" I said.* p$ g2 L! g8 Y) N* [3 n
My boy's eyes turned ...

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Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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发表于 2008-2-20 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
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