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Kids in Church8 i/ C$ k% `% ^/ ]; m) E' @5 G
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3-year-old Reese : k% m! y, v2 O$ k2 D( K: u
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,: i% U2 o, R. R C
Harold is his name.
3 f. o( C: {/ y/ [( x cAmen."9 q( N4 R7 c: D
$ w- U% @3 c/ ?% F1 }. |A little boy was overheard praying:' x4 s+ t& `+ O, d5 H: V$ }& @
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
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I'm having a real good time like I am."/ t1 j3 }7 Z# s$ _7 q
7 u4 I5 @8 i8 g9 u1 K) N/ p0 VAfter the christening of his baby brother
9 i% O0 F, o( Z- [; y T! z- ]in church, Jason sobbed all the way home2 T- Y9 s5 m: e" u1 \0 X
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
, s; q7 L) `$ m; e% whim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
/ X+ }( k: X' x3 s# Uboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
; L0 y$ k6 J! V7 {) {) X- j4 Fus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
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# }6 g* Q7 y6 @3 K/ F9 TOne particular four-year-old prayed,& p8 D/ }5 L% @) R( L5 }6 e& I2 j
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
: c3 W/ H o- t' @we forgive those who put trash in our. l' j9 f1 [' R: U
baskets."
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A Sunday school teacher asked her! ^, O7 V4 _/ }+ ?
children as they were on the way to# D1 K1 t! O5 _
Church service, "and why is it necessary; H0 e3 d' R; u
to be quiet in Church?": u( Q7 J% \4 i7 o, U8 y7 ]
One bright little girl replied,
0 d$ |" `' Y# D# R7 V"Because people are sleeping."
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% d% z. ~ K( ^" _0 v AA mother was preparing pancakes for: |% [! C! |& F+ o
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3." k" i: j! d! W% [6 ?( S2 }0 ~
The boys began to argue over who would: l/ V" c( K0 n* |" U
get the first pancake.7 Q( ^$ D2 n& l2 ~$ ?$ x% f) r
Their mother saw the opportunity for a7 C9 S1 L$ ~* ?* W
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He, O* e9 |; k) z; I) y3 Q
would say, 'Let my brother have the
+ B V9 W* b; yfirst pancake, I can wait' ."! ` N6 a% r: K
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
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A father was at the beach with his children
2 E; @- U! P# w+ N. a xwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,
" h4 }, r( N8 E1 x9 M/ ]grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
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"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
- ]5 G1 Y0 S. ?# q+ o# o"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
% `) Q' s0 q7 Z- f" \1 m7 JThe boy thought a moment and then said,
0 m w7 ^9 k3 ?& Z"Did God throw him back down?"0 L6 z5 \8 A) D2 a. i7 E
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A wife invited some people to dinner." S7 t! E# B% ` v
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
. u! s- Y% c1 pdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
5 ?' G6 G* D0 E# Jblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
( P: R/ ?7 ], jgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."$ G4 l* Y3 c; w3 R
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
6 K# m& m. B4 R Y9 W& l: k# pand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
" V6 G j8 e6 W$ ~people to dinner?"" F2 D6 S% X- d: Z( |
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Cheers!!!2 w3 I8 }2 E( ^0 X6 U
. `6 e6 ~: z2 Z$ P: e: ]0 A) Y. kPeace, love and happines! |
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