可爱可笑的孩童

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Kids in Church

3-year-old Reese :
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
' j/ b% O  K; r; r+ N8 x4 S3 u/ D  BHarold is his name.
Amen."

A little boy was overheard praying:
+ f9 u4 s5 L4 d" A. A"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
don't worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am."

After the christening of his baby brother
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
; k' Z8 J2 Q1 }) o5 Q, lin the back seat of the car. His father asked
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
2 A( A9 O0 ?2 @9 pus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
5 J+ E* c5 Q5 \' A7 L1 T3 h/ ~3 Tto stay with you guys."

& S3 n+ O0 T3 B& n: r' zOne particular four-year-old prayed,
, M: t. t- r2 u"And forgive us our trash baskets as
we forgive those who put trash in our
baskets."

* h9 i2 c+ G% e' T  l  JA Sunday school teacher asked her
/ p, e. F+ T( h) cchildren as they were on the way to
2 a9 }) f7 c: ]! B0 R) L6 bChurch service, "and why is it necessary
to be quiet in Church?"
; A: }! e$ m8 j' r1 g  {+ [1 N; EOne bright little girl replied,
7 ^+ W6 I8 k- T) v3 J"Because people are sleeping."

A mother was preparing pancakes for
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
The boys began to argue over who would
- e' a$ b% S* Y+ _" nget the first pancake.
) F2 Z5 W6 I" R9 l# T, _& sTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
would say, 'Let my brother have the
! [7 e- ?: d: ~3 b! D' N$ {first pancake, I can wait' ."
" ^* ^" Q9 O+ u6 C6 S- nKevin turned to his younger brother and
! ?4 s! }# ?9 E# g! s7 X0 \6 Qsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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& k  H* o- N: y% G) sA father was at the beach with his children
/ {1 Z0 i  L+ Vwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,
8 J  c7 x4 ?3 F% S5 T& W# ^9 S# ygrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
4 B0 l4 t; M5 p# {2 O) Hwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
/ q8 d! ~2 i4 W9 g"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
& E0 p. r# J4 N4 B5 \: |( bThe boy thought a moment and then said,
( c* B5 d9 Y$ I$ @3 K# X"Did God throw him back down?"
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  h: s+ q8 O- r+ ]A wife invited some people to dinner.
: i& i) N/ f. `- f  HAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
2 o/ ?1 m- c  n: jThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
people to dinner?"
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3 A* g, ?  c! o; x" eCheers!!!
! @6 ~, J1 r7 [" r
! N  V- R/ G  w5 APeace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
' z7 e- j8 v3 Q( X" c' f7 g- O7 ]Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
% Y  i3 O, E3 p+ D! Q"Don't be selfish!" I said.
+ W7 Q4 S9 K/ t, W2 _! tMy boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
8 {) Z' l, U4 [% SI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

: w! C& R. y  L' @6 R( x3 raha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
+ P9 g6 d  G; }
2 \  B+ F) @- z% E! n' l( A+ iRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

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好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表


好好吃

1 `0 H# ^( `# [& f' Eha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

  P3 K: \; ]; Q) A% L! bRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
6 h' ?7 ^& x5 h' p/ nMy boy's eyes turned ...

& F  n8 T# f9 |( T1 {- |- V, ~Aha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

5 C/ f: T& j; ~. l8 ~+ Caha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

/ E2 W$ H5 Y$ K0 w$ GRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
+ ~+ r9 J6 o8 F- s. `"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

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Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby