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Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :
M$ Z: v- p9 p6 A"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
1 b% M4 F, R) [; N% j& {Harold is his name.
5 j; h( T( s: |, VAmen."
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+ L8 _) q* ]& p8 W& NA little boy was overheard praying:6 H$ N1 I* _) T+ r) g
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,6 Z; Z' }2 }' z! n
don't worry about it.0 ^5 R- q: ?; c9 w! N& I R
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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" S% R @5 e" L f" g5 H7 i# |After the christening of his baby brother
! H; w1 a0 c% V2 xin church, Jason sobbed all the way home
9 v1 }& Y s) y$ n$ y, S$ h5 Cin the back seat of the car. His father asked7 t! h! T! p6 G0 S
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
6 ^. {( H9 V4 t# [boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
- j+ [4 b- ^) g, ?' tus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
$ P H9 B- u. d& m/ M, kto stay with you guys."6 O7 s/ |) t. h0 N" [
/ I4 M, E& T* @One particular four-year-old prayed,
" S& s: Q2 u V. m"And forgive us our trash baskets as
& e3 B; y) M$ y" Jwe forgive those who put trash in our9 @6 r2 ?5 v, W
baskets."2 {5 y3 ^! k& L9 ^% j3 I
# q m( `. b9 c1 ~5 OA Sunday school teacher asked her1 i* g6 y2 ^8 w7 F4 c
children as they were on the way to
L, Q w# J+ U2 a% f; aChurch service, "and why is it necessary
8 M9 u1 h9 h3 }6 Ito be quiet in Church?"* _# b- c/ V8 d9 z0 y
One bright little girl replied,
, u3 F/ K9 ?! F$ z3 F& ]"Because people are sleeping."; b! W2 G+ v+ H
1 I6 B! Q, z) L0 l0 ~) B, uA mother was preparing pancakes for
- M W3 R4 K: l' t% _7 X0 I& ?, I0 Fher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
5 x) U5 O( z% t4 \) C8 uThe boys began to argue over who would
+ {5 l$ H" @+ O; X( S M7 i9 \get the first pancake.# r6 g; x) D6 ^: ~6 H' v
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
3 C5 Y: Z1 c6 n; xmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He7 M* x$ p9 q9 ]5 ^5 ~
would say, 'Let my brother have the- P) \$ t7 Z( J& R5 L, s& Q
first pancake, I can wait' ."
7 a; c2 ?% ?: K. NKevin turned to his younger brother and
4 n; i/ W/ O+ V' X( zsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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) i, @9 `; ~# i* hA father was at the beach with his children
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grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore3 }2 S$ x$ k* y& u5 \ K
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
7 }) M1 Y% E- y' B- e"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
4 f0 l) s( I0 Z* i" T5 Z1 v& w"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.8 `& K" c A; j/ u) V4 ?7 }/ K
The boy thought a moment and then said,
; |1 w8 i8 L6 C- v4 u"Did God throw him back down?"
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! Z6 f3 O# v% ~/ o! V! m$ _: h/ n/ bA wife invited some people to dinner.$ e% ^8 y5 T9 u) f% Y9 M
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old1 m) x, C$ q6 a4 |; W
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
, }) k" l, {. F4 S& Eblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
* M3 R7 o3 V1 Y% ^2 jgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
# z0 ~" [: G9 t' T$ QThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head+ s; D" h' Z [& Y
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these, j& g8 j( \9 \- a0 ]" M
people to dinner?"5 J: f* X) Y, }6 f& o8 A' y7 Z q$ m
1 G' c/ ?% v% B8 S! x# A m7 OCheers!!!6 H) h# ?& [- N! d! G7 F
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Peace, love and happines! |
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