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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :
7 ^; ~/ S: Z0 ^9 E1 _8 h"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
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$ L: p/ b( @( U1 s$ l* i: i# iAmen.". F7 U4 x3 [; e) w! o9 E+ F

6 E$ Q3 B; B4 ?% n4 dA little boy was overheard praying:
9 K+ K0 o! B  k5 b- u" N"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
9 \. s, w, U/ z: i. r8 f- B0 A/ Jdon't worry about it.
* L$ M( u+ b9 E" bI'm having a real good time like I am."
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% R* o! H) f  R+ F, WAfter the christening of his baby brother
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7 ]$ p3 ^( b$ G, K% ?in the back seat of the car. His father asked0 R. R: \3 }% G5 A: C4 e. F, M
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
$ ]7 p' l2 z" ]boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted$ S: l0 g1 F3 t) n' w2 t& [0 J
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
# _' T; O( W( h0 v; H: p, N3 Y: Bto stay with you guys."
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0 A% h6 @) D6 s+ U' f+ IOne particular four-year-old prayed,* j# \/ a9 w& n  i* z
"And forgive us our trash baskets as0 @! A: d0 |6 y+ p2 [7 t8 u
we forgive those who put trash in our
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A Sunday school teacher asked her; E% D" p* Q; C- g
children as they were on the way to
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to be quiet in Church?". ?: y( h. i. k. e# @$ `% D
One bright little girl replied,: `! D& j* B' L6 K* V# U, |
"Because people are sleeping.". y" r, p" E/ H, k, q: ?8 S/ s
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A mother was preparing pancakes for
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3 B9 ~/ Z  [. w- ?& E& v% jThe boys began to argue over who would
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Their mother saw the opportunity for a
# k- C5 A4 t" w8 b2 o% Z! ymoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
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first pancake, I can wait' ."( g; w1 Q* |" h& M2 k
Kevin turned to his younger brother and# R' h2 j, L0 I: A: X& K, z
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children
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grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
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: k0 P" F% X, n. o' `"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.# T' _4 ?$ E5 O% G( ~! S
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
. O- d! i. g! |# ]9 xThe boy thought a moment and then said,: f' w. p1 A- m* _* o+ D, \- H$ T
"Did God throw him back down?"( L7 V- u2 e$ P. M# G- B

7 K& ?; r1 q6 |# t! ~, t" Y+ A& HA wife invited some people to dinner.
) `, N( O& ^1 N5 b) ZAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old+ ]% O7 N3 }# }) C6 E* d
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
9 u" K  }* s0 r/ d- R7 Kblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The; x2 l) L5 V5 t) r) o) E0 Y- C4 [, {
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."2 A( [. [" p- U
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head( c2 B' E$ V2 i) u
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
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Cheers!!!+ Y* X3 x% C' \0 A, t
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Peace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
" ?0 R8 b, K" Q+ e( rVery funny stories. Kids are so cute!

1 m/ A* L( v/ p; M5 R* T( I- Raha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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$ @; U1 |1 Q/ O0 ?0 p3 YRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.7 o8 \2 r% n, V3 ?
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
3 E8 ~8 K* I7 x- p1 O+ ^4 IMy boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
9 z& o$ T/ F% s! m7 HI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
& _3 F6 x$ i& Y3 h9 \: Z2 p"Don't be selfish!" I said.4 c, r7 |4 `4 V& ^$ k( n
My boy's eyes turned ...

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好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表 # m  F3 ]. N2 c: J

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ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: ! L4 H7 ?* K( V1 h7 ^* s+ J; F
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.2 B, Y! w. ^/ B
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
5 ^+ t9 D5 m8 m3 o3 GMy boy's eyes turned ...
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Aha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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! G  G; n3 q( J1 A- yaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: & Z" P; |% O$ a$ z- U6 O8 ?8 h
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.$ v6 {* x% |  f8 }1 v# d6 g# \  _# h
"Don't be selfish!" I said.8 p* y% R! c* J" Y# Y
My boy's eyes turned ...
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' f" P- q7 X7 I2 T5 mThanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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发表于 2008-2-20 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
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