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Kids in Church
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! L. i6 ~7 h* O: ]: d+ V3-year-old Reese :" _. b0 F" c$ {$ }6 u4 H& ~: l8 v; ?
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,9 W% d7 L( ?; o7 q) s e
Harold is his name.+ @8 F7 t/ |& ]- w2 f
Amen."
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9 W3 L5 ^) j* W k1 @7 QA little boy was overheard praying:% @, x$ i/ e; Q
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,/ t) H8 D# C) G
don't worry about it.
8 L6 y7 [1 b0 N) \3 V5 qI'm having a real good time like I am."' D7 b' m9 N; m U
+ f9 ?8 ^ n7 E g' c$ R( tAfter the christening of his baby brother
5 W; d! X+ r- w" ], Tin church, Jason sobbed all the way home
/ _2 K; E+ x1 o/ E4 Yin the back seat of the car. His father asked
. A1 w( S. o+ j' O! L, ^7 ohim three times what was wrong. Finally, the* s* u- r }4 ^. C4 q/ ^
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
3 [. G- i# V. I) J3 \* _; uus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted a X% d6 E' K. a! ~- G! a" L" q
to stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed,8 e8 W: ?, D/ p4 V! N
"And forgive us our trash baskets as( b3 P Y4 B$ c8 A! _
we forgive those who put trash in our
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% L v* R: k4 Z8 kA Sunday school teacher asked her
; H5 R! l7 Q1 n. q; d) `- T+ Y- {" Ochildren as they were on the way to
2 y9 B& \6 V+ b! |% {8 x% {' z- \Church service, "and why is it necessary
# h3 p* R% G3 pto be quiet in Church?": H, N8 \+ P) ^! P
One bright little girl replied,
. ]3 X8 w" n; }0 Q5 a"Because people are sleeping."/ ~# s/ G" r0 ~% q4 E
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A mother was preparing pancakes for- z/ y& H/ m9 X7 [3 J
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.8 @' L) e/ T5 [7 g+ _
The boys began to argue over who would
1 `$ _9 ?: C O# |( g$ ?# }get the first pancake.
* `) d; d) @ y, NTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
7 i( M- P4 Z$ {4 Pmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He' z& W! t" y4 _' H% `+ I0 O! F
would say, 'Let my brother have the7 ?; m# f- n( U
first pancake, I can wait' ."7 Z* `" d% `: h. ~
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
9 U9 a1 W: g5 s+ s3 `+ jsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"$ G) e$ i3 ] r
5 Y! s2 {' O6 r* gA father was at the beach with his children! P" \# P# c# n
when the four-year-old son ran up to him, V5 J! F% n( O
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore9 C) H7 h/ b1 {) W i) h
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
* }! _2 Y+ ~& z"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
& O3 _$ _$ G% c# t8 x2 F3 ]"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.* J z- N0 \+ A# }. |
The boy thought a moment and then said,
7 O5 O! K' R+ k, Y+ D% ?) R8 w% g"Did God throw him back down?". s# \. [, {' B4 ~$ S5 w; k: a
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A wife invited some people to dinner.: N) @+ V; q2 o% ?* x. M* A" \
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old% R3 {2 A: y6 Q0 \
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the: T/ s* F% p' l5 S) g0 K
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
0 d; N- R' A% f( N! Wgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
1 | O; m& ]3 oThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
% M2 u1 n/ O9 S! e# yand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
% ^2 L' f- y+ u7 c" J. epeople to dinner?"! ]% Y( Y/ |7 z7 o8 Q2 B. I
Y. L Z( E9 u4 v3 L9 ]5 lCheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines! |
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