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Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :
% O* l8 F) i7 M y% @2 b) V; J& c"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,( F' O, D. m$ f
Harold is his name.
. a7 C9 b+ j* yAmen."
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' H) t: t( o9 mA little boy was overheard praying:
, A2 A2 B5 D/ B/ F"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,1 ]. P+ z7 l4 z1 Q7 W) [$ g
don't worry about it.5 {! S% E* a& }8 R6 D
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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$ Z3 z' M; ~7 e% }After the christening of his baby brother
8 g* \8 S0 l" Y7 v0 s$ iin church, Jason sobbed all the way home
9 }# s* j+ ?: X: Ain the back seat of the car. His father asked
) {5 @" P2 u6 I2 Y/ L6 k' Chim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
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' p7 d; \- V; v& Xus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
9 ], L3 U; U( @' Bto stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed,/ S8 q/ r1 k- Z; j0 } W
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
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. k, V+ g3 U/ m6 l/ f6 G$ `A Sunday school teacher asked her
5 R9 w% a* N' f3 c) j0 q! qchildren as they were on the way to4 c! ~7 @* P" ~ D* Z6 D2 L
Church service, "and why is it necessary
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One bright little girl replied,
# Z4 x V6 _3 H$ C8 z"Because people are sleeping."5 p0 S6 t* Y- z& J7 h/ ?! d# s
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A mother was preparing pancakes for8 d4 T, w' d. p7 Z: ~: v
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
+ T6 n+ u% U& \: _& {The boys began to argue over who would
, g9 O5 n# _) J8 F% uget the first pancake.5 Y& y9 c- ~% p) X+ W8 h
Their mother saw the opportunity for a1 I8 v: s& w7 c
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
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first pancake, I can wait' ."
2 e, n$ W( P0 Z0 JKevin turned to his younger brother and
, p- p, n; o+ a2 l% Gsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"9 [" Q" F4 b0 m
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A father was at the beach with his children" A4 v+ y6 t7 z% V8 l* |* K N
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,1 l# ~& F& u9 }( N! {
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
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"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
9 ?& G2 i6 f U8 t"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
7 a# [5 W# X1 q8 wThe boy thought a moment and then said,' `3 ]6 l& S$ m$ Z( E7 ?% E
"Did God throw him back down?"% S4 m7 X' V! ~0 T8 \) O# {
$ I. T# n1 S' S4 r7 WA wife invited some people to dinner.1 w8 P. v% B5 M8 `& G
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
2 r% B5 I$ [* O+ J: U; j G. Ndaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
! I$ }+ c) D; i4 u& Gblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
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The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
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: D! E' j L+ o+ ?1 j Gpeople to dinner?"
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: ?8 f3 H8 Y' X. HCheers!!!
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! M* g/ s1 ]# l3 o. ~Peace, love and happines! |
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