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Kids in Church
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/ K, C6 n) w% n; R! }3-year-old Reese : i/ @3 P9 b ]+ m
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
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# A! o" a7 J' C% C( V( Y$ n* PAmen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:
0 V2 H% |, d5 z; r% r"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,/ I4 ^. Q X1 ~ B+ V! X5 R: I
don't worry about it.
6 E& x$ b2 d2 l- z1 `/ b. M: iI'm having a real good time like I am."
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" g8 H+ Q/ q1 {' r0 \! FAfter the christening of his baby brother
" w( ?; u) p7 V# i8 vin church, Jason sobbed all the way home
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him three times what was wrong. Finally, the( ?; ~ L) D! d9 L8 a" n' r
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
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to stay with you guys."$ O5 g2 q }& l7 Z
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One particular four-year-old prayed,' x& d7 N3 p1 D6 R5 p
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
/ h" o& Z8 J: L2 xwe forgive those who put trash in our
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1 W9 Y8 Z* b' M4 a5 g- V! z7 E. \A Sunday school teacher asked her2 g. s- Z/ t, F$ d0 R; s
children as they were on the way to
( {9 P, Z7 B& K+ n* o) ~Church service, "and why is it necessary
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$ U/ d1 t0 ~0 L2 h" L! G: gOne bright little girl replied,
( X/ G2 F0 V. A! {9 D9 t"Because people are sleeping."
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9 w7 D# k' V! m) J) O7 zA mother was preparing pancakes for
" n. R2 N" i- d& _: P3 V6 ~her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.' U4 N0 N, A) B1 ~3 z
The boys began to argue over who would
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Their mother saw the opportunity for a1 {7 G+ T7 Z L0 j0 N1 |; h
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He6 C; |& G. } @2 E. F
would say, 'Let my brother have the+ s; {8 i6 E$ {
first pancake, I can wait' ."
$ Q+ X1 y+ ^2 O0 s6 XKevin turned to his younger brother and
: }- I. t: c+ q0 qsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children0 v/ |% N& `" Y% m
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,5 g0 n( }+ \. C0 Z
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
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"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.4 i G1 D$ }# h# O' T' l2 r2 \
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied. T0 T1 N" V1 l3 K$ F
The boy thought a moment and then said,
) O" E0 ?% T# i" M' Z"Did God throw him back down?"$ P+ `* y8 a( D V6 j; `
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
" u, s8 N+ o5 W( E) u/ cAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old+ x {3 W% D% X. b3 ~7 z3 _; P
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the$ W0 K$ S- |- A
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
D7 {! G+ P- F8 B7 D, ygirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say.": B' b3 s M! n# z. s8 k% k
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
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Cheers!!!
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. _( X# n- q5 ~3 T9 ^3 BPeace, love and happines! |
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