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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church
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- c5 u/ h8 A" p  y1 R) r" i3-year-old Reese :
1 `" z, T+ A3 E, e"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,5 `9 e6 R5 _, h( F+ e; J- b! T6 c4 `
Harold is his name.# k  d8 f; B' T
Amen."$ k# f8 s- _! A8 L0 W6 F* ]

: |  ~# N( t- A! {. T# d: wA little boy was overheard praying:
8 A. i8 E  W6 O3 R"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
" y6 v; h3 V, idon't worry about it.
; M1 m" O* Q4 g) M2 j- MI'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother0 a% z3 {5 a" }9 T) r
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home. [: p$ I/ G# R3 p
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
( B! S! b9 U) Z( w8 Ahim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
: ^: a0 d! i2 o& d0 lboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
$ n" ]" Y2 X% ^% j: h. q/ `us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
+ s$ V9 Z8 ^7 ], `" c5 o' G4 |to stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed,
. Q4 j" {3 t) `) w"And forgive us our trash baskets as* H# j( i* r0 x1 @3 _1 ]
we forgive those who put trash in our* s% u. [  l" v+ H
baskets."" V6 h1 L" z4 z$ i% |3 w- |0 e
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A Sunday school teacher asked her0 Z  Y& ]( x& a" D& `" `- B
children as they were on the way to
. U/ H" c% L. JChurch service, "and why is it necessary
1 X5 i  p1 H! w* b; Kto be quiet in Church?"! ^3 z& v, U: H4 L+ {  a: y
One bright little girl replied,
! ^0 j' g- Q2 `6 v; B+ N"Because people are sleeping."; T8 d, k& m1 K7 q- e+ E2 p! d4 s& Y
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A mother was preparing pancakes for7 e8 C/ q: _8 M; `
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.( v+ I' \" h7 R0 c( [
The boys began to argue over who would3 D6 n- q. B2 ?8 D% Q4 j- i
get the first pancake.$ A5 o% m2 L1 h2 ~9 y+ D9 `
Their mother saw the opportunity for a, X- q/ s: [6 p! I, G& L2 J: k# _
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
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first pancake, I can wait' ."
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said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"; x& _9 [* }, N' I$ `% Y
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A father was at the beach with his children
/ J# B( x% F4 t) K/ @! p$ Xwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,% q! @8 s% [1 e
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
' |/ }& ^5 y# n: G. fwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.; \' U0 T. |3 G, ~. K
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.9 a, m! |7 t- I# v
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.3 P3 X- w; C: j
The boy thought a moment and then said,
! o: ~# ~: k! i* |1 C"Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner.' o; d' ^, @& i" p
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old( ?3 s. K) ?5 z% v2 H
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the5 C0 v, K% `. J2 @7 z
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The4 o4 B4 v5 C% N& |) D$ R
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."# p, Y& W. }6 _, ]* m+ e' ^
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head3 ^' f8 t# g0 E3 L' y$ l
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
6 [: U7 R# A# I1 Ipeople to dinner?"
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: X6 r; v) G" H, T" ]0 b! tCheers!!!
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/ C# P, B  {' s; @( _% }% s+ s4 w6 hPeace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表 : W( T6 M  x  q5 g) A) X
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

8 _) ^% u' M( G" f+ k. ~9 L4 E" a* _aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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' z2 x7 y2 o4 @$ ^, W+ T! FRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct." \( L0 w: M$ {: S5 z
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
; p! ]( G) P+ S5 t  OMy boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
2 B; d& d/ w  e) a) wI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: 1 u/ G# F2 V4 ^1 w" y3 c) U
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
$ n7 L1 V" r( D% f& a1 k, Z"Don't be selfish!" I said.! q( ?2 B3 T9 E4 ^2 P
My boy's eyes turned ...
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好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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好好吃
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ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: ' C6 J2 {5 k  d4 J% M! z) P

* O! \  @: ?7 c$ X5 IRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.9 X3 \+ F( Z, a% j
"Don't be selfish!" I said.' h6 x! s/ z* O
My boy's eyes turned ...

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Aha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 7 o5 X- _) C, G* p0 {* k0 B7 c
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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6 E2 l, W2 g. \Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.' j5 }5 ?$ D* r; f, l3 i
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
" ]! G) ^) ?/ Z5 ]/ z. _" MMy boy's eyes turned ...
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  B1 V& h/ m: _: g: JThanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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发表于 2008-2-20 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
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