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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :
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Harold is his name.8 @! q. N6 J5 ^  H6 ~6 Q7 H
Amen."
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* k: t! m5 V3 v; UA little boy was overheard praying:
9 [- A( [0 ]; Y% `$ ~5 N  C"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
$ v" D" p8 E, L3 q1 F# [' odon't worry about it.5 A2 D  f3 H3 X0 m/ `
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother9 l3 I: m. a4 N* d% ?7 [7 P# w
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
1 f. `' O/ ~, ?6 \7 L; W! ^in the back seat of the car. His father asked
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) R1 L: p0 F1 H0 gboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
( N" O$ P! i( Z# f% O3 Sus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted9 {! k" m7 B0 |) l% e- s" V
to stay with you guys."
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6 e$ G  p% S, _8 U+ \, a: G2 |2 d! _One particular four-year-old prayed,. l, j) r* \' W4 Y) |8 a. X
"And forgive us our trash baskets as: q; ~8 Z' O7 ~6 e$ p5 @3 j9 k1 j
we forgive those who put trash in our
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A Sunday school teacher asked her* m# Y" h, ~" G1 o
children as they were on the way to
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to be quiet in Church?"& v, \2 P) m* h
One bright little girl replied,/ K% v4 o! h: l9 S
"Because people are sleeping."! @; u( b' U& ?7 v8 t

% H2 O, R. t9 t5 Q3 U$ dA mother was preparing pancakes for
1 B8 r2 j6 P6 M4 s6 Rher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
/ s# p* a: Q5 O9 K- P1 T; _! N) ]The boys began to argue over who would$ {6 \$ E( U5 e$ C3 i" `9 @9 b' g
get the first pancake.. h8 v( ~& e/ j: W
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
' R( d; Z! s0 g; hmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
9 B- c! O  E$ J& v" Vwould say, 'Let my brother have the
; ^4 o) @& g5 \1 o1 V" \first pancake, I can wait' ."
5 a: \# ~/ {) x; ]. K% N- IKevin turned to his younger brother and3 d; u, ^8 `, z: G7 I5 b
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children
0 T1 J6 L$ a. S9 m* N1 ~& Rwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,0 I9 L( g) H: C$ o8 g
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
# `0 J2 A+ z& B! I) a% bwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
! }1 ]8 e/ ^5 M) U0 s7 N8 ]! o3 W6 ^"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.- N' y5 B* A5 K! ^7 V* ^7 Z
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.5 X$ |: [+ g3 O3 U0 P
The boy thought a moment and then said,
9 _& {: r8 q+ J9 A. l0 M"Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
* p& U+ `. Q/ L0 G9 Q2 }At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
  a8 u5 N/ a$ I) X/ q2 W$ z. zdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the4 S, H" |0 Q. v3 d) R0 Y2 J/ {9 R3 y9 A
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
5 N  N6 Q- Q  N! H2 d* Y! m6 n6 Pgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."3 c" W% Z' N1 c+ d) J' V: s
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head% \  N+ U5 b* ?/ ^' _$ \
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
( \1 e' p: _5 a! z/ D/ ppeople to dinner?"
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Cheers!!!1 b# M5 G. L; H; D. V6 E4 ^
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Peace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
0 o0 j/ a. j5 B/ X- ~Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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8 ?) i, g, s: G; fRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
/ ]# v9 }8 ?  O; T2 ["Don't be selfish!" I said.5 b7 t* _2 Z/ B, F5 i
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!" 6 x1 U* O) s2 U3 w# L, {: u
I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: " D9 s3 f* Y: N& S. @2 V# R
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.& R9 f2 D% C; m3 d3 a+ K3 Z! t
"Don't be selfish!" I said.1 T8 U; r7 ~* J5 ^
My boy's eyes turned ...

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" _3 w  l+ G* a5 s5 V% U好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表 ( E" Y6 _0 L( K. C
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ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 - x% q/ F3 l% e$ m# u, @

0 l5 T# c" B; q9 daha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: ) x8 j4 E0 e* D7 z

# t* `# ?( f8 M- w) }+ N% l( u7 ^, MRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.2 e$ z, b- c' P
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
& R$ P$ \7 r0 U  ^$ ]7 ]8 R1 r( rMy boy's eyes turned ...

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! ~  S) n0 P) ~$ [Aha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 . W# q8 U, P! w

' h6 N8 @5 b( |6 U, s7 k& m9 taha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.3 g& n( F  t3 y0 f/ C/ Y" J0 U- ~
"Don't be selfish!" I said.) d! r3 y* X$ s
My boy's eyes turned ...

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5 v6 t, F  K3 z4 PThanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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发表于 2008-2-20 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
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