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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church) R! n" V1 @9 o$ `/ A
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3-year-old Reese :1 s- [6 V4 w2 t: j: P
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,6 R8 c7 C/ p  {% n: |% c' @" J
Harold is his name.
6 {' V2 L7 m5 _- L! kAmen."1 k$ b+ b) h3 k$ C: M
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A little boy was overheard praying:
+ T4 @# a" M5 _"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
3 e% ]% o1 _) y( A* Fdon't worry about it.5 y1 J1 l0 y! y- \" ^* i* B4 F
I'm having a real good time like I am."" k0 u  W9 u! h5 p; T

9 D: Z) V1 k  U; {5 kAfter the christening of his baby brother  t, Y1 `8 M4 f0 m/ o+ ]6 {1 [
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home$ i) ~! B2 o+ M0 z2 K
in the back seat of the car. His father asked0 K$ S; J5 E. E6 U" p
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
7 G0 C" P$ ~6 i9 @boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted1 |0 E# R$ h  l% V
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted+ w9 u1 D+ M( j* F# u0 l& |
to stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed,
8 v9 r" L  \7 H7 j7 `"And forgive us our trash baskets as; Y: O) q% w' r4 e$ ]  V
we forgive those who put trash in our
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
, r! }. f! y0 h. J% |children as they were on the way to- E0 ?! g. e  z# h$ ^! e
Church service, "and why is it necessary1 ?6 D! ^! s4 M" a! J, ], i
to be quiet in Church?", k5 z+ K# S/ o4 m- t
One bright little girl replied,
4 O  x! G9 M1 X8 {# R"Because people are sleeping."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for7 k$ n: F+ N( a7 ~/ K5 R- z
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
4 }4 E# D0 S% O6 e7 J7 N0 r' TThe boys began to argue over who would7 w+ E: h7 W6 ?8 e
get the first pancake./ f) f- ?* z) k+ b
Their mother saw the opportunity for a/ \) i6 h: ]' k' }: m( P2 u$ C
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
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first pancake, I can wait' ."
# L% ~5 G( \9 c+ QKevin turned to his younger brother and
3 Q. u+ f7 y3 ssaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !": d% a  f% w* n3 ?) L* a

) Z# E3 [& S: l( T6 t( w+ H6 R. Z1 ?A father was at the beach with his children
( }. \( p- k2 d. i, k9 W' \when the four-year-old son ran up to him,9 i% \1 R7 W+ J5 z; K
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
! `2 [+ Z+ g- A0 b3 {where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
& d! Y4 b- ]) r"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.( F' Y, h7 e! X2 ]
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
& S0 ^$ J9 d0 {( w. w2 jThe boy thought a moment and then said,7 L- `6 l5 c, ?
"Did God throw him back down?"
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( G1 E% s; S* {7 m# E" I/ SA wife invited some people to dinner.( G+ @' |$ k" I( Y* v
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
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blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The- Z$ G4 d1 y9 |6 N
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
* t% u2 I/ n; I1 K( a5 ]3 u* RThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head6 o% C( _1 Z* p! g( W
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
3 w8 ^6 q9 E1 k- Z( o1 f2 N# \2 ppeople to dinner?"
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Cheers!!!% V; ^7 u4 ~! A
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Peace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
- Z8 G! @, a! h# t$ {6 CVery funny stories. Kids are so cute!

' ?& L% b6 P; E- M! }aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: & y: n3 w4 E; d
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
4 p5 A8 \( i( h+ G' Y5 u"Don't be selfish!" I said.; M, @7 }5 y" j( e! s+ T
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
: W7 W. a  w* h: e# a, I+ y- Z. o7 S( EI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: $ T+ u7 {/ b( L
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.6 R* ]' f5 O5 P2 F+ y! M
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
2 U& X% S/ `2 ?# r' TMy boy's eyes turned ...

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好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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好好吃

6 O- K. g  |/ T; F! J$ kha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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& ~2 H$ i9 a: D7 v! paha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: 1 v4 {& `  u: K- n  j; \9 x1 |
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
/ I% h' U* P% z"Don't be selfish!" I said.
; |# L2 N  M1 z0 E: V& EMy boy's eyes turned ...
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+ C3 T' b' h3 ]8 e( `5 \  [5 \9 ~  HAha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 & u! ]* u( b1 J) ]7 _9 c2 ]% A
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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4 c8 b7 z- `, Q0 _1 K8 I0 _; ORecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
& r/ ?) q. }2 m5 v% u5 ["Don't be selfish!" I said.' Y* g. f3 H0 X5 D* n
My boy's eyes turned ...

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Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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