可爱可笑的孩童

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Kids in Church

3-year-old Reese :
# z9 u) I& F; {! L+ z( U7 ?/ e; x- ]"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
Harold is his name.
Amen."
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* v6 R% M$ Y3 X) e* @/ `  wA little boy was overheard praying:
+ C+ z# H1 E' [+ ["Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
don't worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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% C) D$ [; {5 M$ C& a2 |After the christening of his baby brother
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
% g2 D  h4 k- t2 h6 S, kin the back seat of the car. His father asked
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
' z1 ]3 _+ ]5 w' ^; qus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
! _2 h$ a: j- I8 dto stay with you guys."

One particular four-year-old prayed,
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
$ d; g/ N, L; i8 r6 H5 c1 Pwe forgive those who put trash in our
; ?; X  A! G& ]baskets."
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
children as they were on the way to
+ y( l! ^* @& fChurch service, "and why is it necessary
' q6 G8 O) n4 r  d& ~; eto be quiet in Church?"
% v( n6 ?1 {& `6 \One bright little girl replied,
"Because people are sleeping."
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9 m3 ?) U, L! GA mother was preparing pancakes for
+ A7 w/ `0 g! ~) d9 Pher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
The boys began to argue over who would
get the first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
would say, 'Let my brother have the
first pancake, I can wait' ."
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
! W/ m4 `8 u. I# T" ~! tgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
; _% e* A- t/ a+ I, F"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
# U2 y6 {0 Q9 E% Q; v) c5 y) TThe boy thought a moment and then said,
"Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
5 m" ]$ _. h. b3 r  C! gAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
* B  j7 o  I4 ^  }+ wdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
( R& B, C+ N6 m$ ~blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
; \6 q0 _# g) x; e( I+ p) N9 S$ \and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
6 i! D, S: K) r4 ?: Dpeople to dinner?"

Cheers!!!

$ T9 G$ ~8 s7 Q5 j7 q' _5 sPeace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
+ x* e( r' W% `- N" c& kVery funny stories. Kids are so cute!

( X% p  x+ h0 R/ [! i0 baha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

5 [5 X6 d1 i1 C: G# ], P, qRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

4 k  `9 M" k0 }! laha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

, A) e$ C. O, B; I* a3 M3 iRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
- M, T6 I0 ^; F"Don't be selfish!" I said.
' q+ L; `; U$ F* p8 c/ `My boy's eyes turned ...

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3 l3 \9 m" c( N6 }) r好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表


好好吃

ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

& p$ w* W$ Z( E' Z5 g( x; K1 jaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
- ?7 K; b! M0 _* h2 U/ W
Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
( w/ ]& K0 Y4 a4 \) R"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

Aha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

" t, ?; a2 _& T/ x- gaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

, j4 e" s/ T% W7 v% H- M3 Y2 F* |Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
9 M$ Q( A! l6 ]. R"Don't be selfish!" I said.
' A1 n: g2 j4 f: Z5 kMy boy's eyes turned ...

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+ p+ }' z7 {' b" e; N; BThanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby