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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church; T- w* e5 c( }& |* o9 k7 b

* @6 a6 d! T) e% c- ]  \3-year-old Reese :
$ G- P- m( d$ c! s. W"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
9 t& n; Y* ?+ i+ ^% {! |4 Y" pHarold is his name.
1 n* u4 o) N) U5 A* z& z6 K" a! V+ C5 `7 cAmen."
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$ x* P, O: X8 h3 p; j5 d& RA little boy was overheard praying:
0 {- a6 v1 H" r4 x2 q8 D6 l* \"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
9 v! R% A5 _, ^6 s: ]  o4 \/ u& Sdon't worry about it.& L0 ^, t7 A# I; W+ ?
I'm having a real good time like I am."' |9 o0 ^- f3 y: @0 q

6 k3 c- M: R3 i3 ?8 j- ]; @  GAfter the christening of his baby brother
/ l, m: c: p9 n5 A0 Tin church, Jason sobbed all the way home* s/ m% m' R3 q) y; j
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
2 d7 C$ l* Z; w1 E, i7 M. phim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
2 `) M( T  `* Z+ H; ]7 oboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
: X; b9 m: R$ ~) ]! ~. p$ Aus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted! ^7 L9 ~! J: j! h
to stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed,0 E! K: o5 E# ]! Z/ y; V
"And forgive us our trash baskets as3 g& |6 m2 f* u6 b7 I
we forgive those who put trash in our
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
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Church service, "and why is it necessary: O. O# J5 N" r. X0 M8 I
to be quiet in Church?"
+ g7 j& q* K% E0 j) k6 ]One bright little girl replied,9 e; s! U! w$ _( g0 i, v2 J
"Because people are sleeping."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for  u. o% S; x' m0 q* t
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.6 m/ U8 o' t2 _* T! L. f
The boys began to argue over who would" e9 S1 E9 h8 \+ [7 ^
get the first pancake.
- F, u% \& p" |, ^Their mother saw the opportunity for a- K6 }% r& c, }9 ^! @/ d
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
5 ^) Z  n: h" K) Awould say, 'Let my brother have the
6 Z# r, A  x+ G; n+ A% Nfirst pancake, I can wait' ."
% f* K' \$ N) p( GKevin turned to his younger brother and, e, l) K8 f0 x3 X6 g
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !": s) G7 C/ h. W0 U

( x; }& a$ N+ l8 Y: g6 Y3 z- wA father was at the beach with his children
- o/ `4 m; B, ]when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
3 _; a" Z& Y4 B& Hgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
  X( h4 K9 K7 }' ?1 {% u( l5 Qwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
7 L0 m" O2 H" F& o0 X* O1 R"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked., U7 K9 H, l* b& F, a
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
0 N" {+ k, h3 j1 _% f" Q7 e( Q7 B5 UThe boy thought a moment and then said,# \. |7 A3 ~2 F- `. U6 t
"Did God throw him back down?", C' r7 a; W8 A9 ^; J1 p

) s& \/ e& d9 U* B8 O* d( g* E. dA wife invited some people to dinner.
5 i* ^$ y5 W4 _! h  cAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
0 i" _5 c0 ~+ @" z4 Edaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
3 o6 o' i  x4 Z4 Nblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
4 j9 A" ]5 d+ y6 t* Zgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
7 S" K( g$ G/ K+ H6 WThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
! u$ c: Q2 @. t! eand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these( |2 t5 ?9 G5 p0 R1 ^1 Y
people to dinner?"/ b5 M* |. x0 U# v
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Cheers!!!
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0 {: d* [$ j( D: rPeace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表   N- E6 Y9 e& e: P0 e* W7 b0 I
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

8 k. m  n2 E4 j: Caha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: ! T8 d0 O' O. x, @6 y6 |8 t& d

  u: F, c2 X+ M3 q" eRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.* k9 M) g- p4 X/ M9 c
"Don't be selfish!" I said.& N1 z3 O0 t9 F# V
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
6 H" \$ d5 N9 f6 n* o$ P: B# K' x" vI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
0 j# {" t- i# W5 ~"Don't be selfish!" I said./ I! I  l; f/ ^
My boy's eyes turned ...
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% r* z5 S; S! ~' K好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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2 _9 m. F& w" F! u好好吃
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ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 1 D5 W; k9 Q( _5 [6 q  ?
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: ) K; g% w9 e. T! I0 E

( Y: O& s" o6 v8 kRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.& }& O- R8 \$ }$ r
"Don't be selfish!" I said.  \- h8 Y- T6 ?0 p  v# t9 ?4 f* W
My boy's eyes turned ...
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) K% z* ]0 K. F8 J, U: I& O: J7 nAha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: 2 D2 }- i* A& ^& q3 \& ?

  I; m% b( P( e6 n# VRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
1 R, V) T1 a) L+ E5 F"Don't be selfish!" I said.: f# Y& q( y/ n9 v$ ?7 L5 v" v
My boy's eyes turned ...
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Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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