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Kids in Church5 u( {/ ~4 ]6 L- p; }* _9 i# c
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3-year-old Reese :4 X' S. t+ n, k/ d4 ~: Z
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,7 t8 n! L+ ~- T4 \+ v/ ~! K8 r% [
Harold is his name.
9 [* o1 ` y5 B+ W3 |, eAmen."* B! \ T+ `0 j
. _1 e1 U7 S0 uA little boy was overheard praying:; _. }, h n- D1 S
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
a1 L1 a6 q0 Q; R+ _+ `don't worry about it.
( G/ e9 G8 I! p0 BI'm having a real good time like I am."" h$ k: z/ Q% b9 w6 z
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After the christening of his baby brother. {0 q' W0 z( m4 v
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
. H6 m! g l! D3 tin the back seat of the car. His father asked
/ [* k: x- M: O! `him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
5 `) c$ S4 P7 iboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
" h- R; X4 @: H8 S* A" Kus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted8 f2 d& ?0 Y8 c+ T0 M6 l
to stay with you guys."# I- A7 V- U+ s$ X4 A
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One particular four-year-old prayed,0 p8 }. r; g) R! R7 @
"And forgive us our trash baskets as3 u/ f, A1 J% k2 @2 h0 q
we forgive those who put trash in our9 I) Y0 ]# R. T: I5 j, L0 O
baskets."& r5 q" ^; e: [" o) D
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
3 f2 }8 J2 l+ [1 r/ Y. o9 {( Wchildren as they were on the way to, i. U: Z* I; X
Church service, "and why is it necessary
6 C6 o' h8 e$ `& q1 t, b/ Q( Ato be quiet in Church?"
/ b8 Y- H8 d4 z8 P* R; g+ dOne bright little girl replied,5 s& L" i; R C1 ~ ~# G
"Because people are sleeping."" e: G& |, b8 P! ^/ A j' `+ o
- p1 A3 j, ~* _8 {4 y% X7 p2 b5 aA mother was preparing pancakes for
& @: `& d. u7 q# aher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.9 \/ t* w& `; a% N: F& I
The boys began to argue over who would5 I) h6 {% T3 ?# B$ X* E0 Z
get the first pancake.0 _; I3 m3 t9 U2 }. |
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
# I7 C; g1 D$ h/ v+ W dmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He9 ^$ W: n# c* p7 K% j# `* W6 F
would say, 'Let my brother have the& { |& F8 t- B7 X
first pancake, I can wait' ."
7 i) N$ \3 k% MKevin turned to his younger brother and
/ t; ~6 u# c, f; V6 Isaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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: o6 i4 `+ P9 y$ G! iA father was at the beach with his children" r8 e6 `! n4 o! g- I0 ^( {4 u
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
, A& `- h. T4 w+ vgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore8 a* }, c' B: i2 A0 y
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
0 f. Q: C; u c7 O+ y1 o" H"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.! T1 @* y/ h: w" [2 [' x2 o
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.$ ~1 F& c# Z' k/ t5 _
The boy thought a moment and then said,, E- j9 R# L6 o) Q; G( L
"Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
% J3 z' k- ^' j6 G# {6 ?& {At the table, she turned to their six-year-old8 L. i' }! ~/ ^; H
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
& L7 o n. `/ a( ~' Wblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The5 u' { s' A0 ]5 ~
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
% u- l$ d8 T( S; V+ sThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head% n$ w. v# [7 E1 n! W/ o* u
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
$ D" g3 n9 `" {6 N) x3 p+ [: O; G2 R% ?people to dinner?"
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) Y" @8 y6 w( I8 r1 d6 jCheers!!!
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* j9 y9 {8 b3 l% K- P8 @8 V' MPeace, love and happines! |
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