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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church9 {. R9 x9 s6 C" m5 f( q
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3-year-old Reese :
5 g$ y2 s" A5 y9 d1 ^: I"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
! f3 U0 t( I  A1 GHarold is his name.' u2 }3 m7 L& J- L- ~
Amen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:- _% m' D# G$ ~
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,' B" v7 [" Q* \9 D" ^8 v. I9 Y
don't worry about it.
) [$ |+ E' j* |. v6 W8 X% gI'm having a real good time like I am."% `+ V# F3 f4 u4 s* U$ y
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After the christening of his baby brother1 v1 q9 m( o$ J2 {9 n3 p
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
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him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
0 H6 L5 H  {6 b* c( ^- yboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
1 L+ `3 K4 T6 cus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
$ u, E# |. }- Hto stay with you guys."
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* q+ e& `6 l9 K8 AOne particular four-year-old prayed,
+ D) `! T; Z& L"And forgive us our trash baskets as
. K6 g$ {0 G# Vwe forgive those who put trash in our3 z+ I) D0 {6 B
baskets."
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8 M2 w( H* r) }) \' P+ VA Sunday school teacher asked her6 H. G5 e! ~. V1 L3 O  u0 C
children as they were on the way to6 @5 \8 A& d' X- q
Church service, "and why is it necessary
8 l$ ]2 J, y4 v7 xto be quiet in Church?"
4 I1 p; B6 |$ r5 @! COne bright little girl replied,; |- Q) {& Y. c2 p6 C4 A
"Because people are sleeping."0 X, l8 H) K( ~- N% _3 X
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A mother was preparing pancakes for; I! l7 @! r% l) p9 A- C
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
' a* J- v+ q- Y. s: J: DThe boys began to argue over who would
% x2 \3 R' X* R4 r# ]& `1 uget the first pancake.! o/ ~$ c1 x0 R' @: K# @! K5 `
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
+ l/ W! Q# [* j  ^- j$ T" nmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
$ v& w/ ?( @9 Xwould say, 'Let my brother have the6 j5 S8 L+ \# [
first pancake, I can wait' ."
! k; x- h; l5 B$ U! UKevin turned to his younger brother and
8 b; o  t2 L" @3 D$ Z8 k0 ~said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children' ]8 Q" c) w" C
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
5 W3 p; O/ t6 V; lgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore5 j9 K) Y" f5 L3 U! ?+ [7 q. U
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.  T/ m5 F/ R) L
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
* U& U5 l1 `9 x1 j"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
# w8 C7 I6 J! s( i) ~; Z1 kThe boy thought a moment and then said,; J, _2 e9 P, f7 d, [$ F
"Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
' p$ C% [5 M/ _; `At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
& w' r' x% h' b, \4 Z; ~daughter and said, "Would you like to say the+ E# n) l' o, u$ f. }
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
% C9 Y, m% {8 z8 \5 n. ~girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."  y$ r2 u2 u% ?$ f& `
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head- K3 V( ^& p/ |( R( N9 c
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these" g) B9 C* Y! R/ h2 @
people to dinner?"7 ]" A1 \0 _4 T/ [
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Cheers!!!$ G) [* [% N" Q$ o# p1 G

! ?2 z+ P9 \% yPeace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
9 ]3 s7 E( A! _/ O0 IVery funny stories. Kids are so cute!

/ B# N1 M% A% n7 n/ {aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: 1 ]4 r, p, M; w; [( h1 T- ~
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
$ b2 j0 Y- f& j7 Q8 u$ K"Don't be selfish!" I said./ {# S  \* }& S7 h6 }! h* G
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
$ d) x6 V  |, z, ^0 pI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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: Z$ e* Q- ~' V! q4 }5 l0 {& q9 V, Zaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:   I) e) u7 z4 G1 i  n- m' j
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
9 r; c7 [) U2 f7 c) T7 H"Don't be selfish!" I said.1 o4 I* l9 c2 Y" L
My boy's eyes turned ...
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2 [( ]. P- Z' Y% l9 _7 z好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表 " ^& Y! d/ Y; Z/ t! `7 h: X
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( H7 B" v! }- U7 tha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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. K, R8 z/ t5 M, `' _2 t; Aaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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' B4 v. H4 ~: v' SRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
3 M/ M) z0 q; t7 p+ G9 t; S; x: b1 ]"Don't be selfish!" I said.& c# v: C: `6 e
My boy's eyes turned ...

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7 S: u, ~6 b& O, l% ^8 m9 uAha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.8 q' s2 Z. w# ^+ a4 x* g/ h
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
+ o% ^9 y+ ?" u0 q1 uMy boy's eyes turned ...

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5 o: p% K" Y# ^! CThanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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