可爱可笑的孩童

没心没肺

Kids in Church
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2 a+ I; ?6 O6 [( r7 D3-year-old Reese :
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
Harold is his name.
Amen."
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' |& Z, z! V1 w0 }/ k9 K" QA little boy was overheard praying:
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
don't worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
: I6 q; [! |. B2 X5 xin the back seat of the car. His father asked
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
- ]" T+ H, g! t3 n8 Jto stay with you guys."

One particular four-year-old prayed,
, q2 W# Q4 u  f& |9 }"And forgive us our trash baskets as
we forgive those who put trash in our
8 B: P4 ^, _* d1 {/ V: @' x2 Gbaskets."
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
; n* V' t" _; @  _. i7 Ychildren as they were on the way to
Church service, "and why is it necessary
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One bright little girl replied,
9 d& F! S9 i: O+ N, U  ~! u6 C7 B"Because people are sleeping."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
3 Z  A: j; C8 A$ |4 W; W' a+ yThe boys began to argue over who would
get the first pancake.
( s- |0 h: D% |" }% r9 P7 q1 `, eTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
9 g8 q* Z3 F% \6 N; ^would say, 'Let my brother have the
5 Z% I3 ^3 @  Y# z1 Sfirst pancake, I can wait' ."
) B, @, `, Q8 I# A7 j! d: e9 WKevin turned to his younger brother and
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children
5 E- U2 q% M0 p4 ^6 j3 R! |) xwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
* R( P; b/ ]3 Fwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
4 J9 C! D. ]) A, i3 }"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
; x* L; J/ p% [5 c4 GThe boy thought a moment and then said,
9 e( N5 `3 t- m; V"Did God throw him back down?"
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/ ^# n9 f5 Z$ o' u( D, o3 s: tA wife invited some people to dinner.
4 p1 X8 D0 g2 y) o9 v5 DAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
1 t3 H& s) f7 p9 J* Zdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
* z5 E: H- |0 Fblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
; K2 ]1 p( @. m5 |3 YThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
+ a! M! G0 C9 {and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
people to dinner?"
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Cheers!!!

Peace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

, y, f. r! `+ l2 v% N* N/ o, caha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
: u3 z  L/ }3 F  |) n  I8 V"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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; Y) y. Q( l; ~# C, D好好吃

ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

$ t1 K. T  J# x% X- }8 |Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

" g* _+ I' j9 Z3 \+ R: yAha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
* x  u/ {0 g  m6 J7 a6 O" J1 E: N% {"Don't be selfish!" I said.
1 |# ]3 C# h4 X! g$ EMy boy's eyes turned ...

) K+ p7 P) ?! c$ J, IThanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby