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Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :5 \9 [* `$ D2 i
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,! \5 N4 Y F8 ?% x5 u
Harold is his name., _9 m( @; d9 @+ b6 f
Amen."
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1 f/ z) p" b' [; I0 ^' UA little boy was overheard praying:( I9 |/ m; T8 N
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
4 |" _; p! Z8 R$ n/ j/ Q" Udon't worry about it.
* s5 U+ ?+ F6 V5 F/ M. K$ cI'm having a real good time like I am."5 w0 c8 H) U& V1 ]
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After the christening of his baby brother
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in the back seat of the car. His father asked
* [" M: C$ P3 L9 k! F* dhim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
; B& a8 n4 k0 B% \% W' yboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted! n( o6 Q8 b% t# p
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted6 K# o. o0 Y3 M1 |4 Z# d
to stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed,( w+ m; d4 H9 N
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
, G) q" w6 a0 d. x4 B, Fwe forgive those who put trash in our
" S2 |* q0 f5 b7 T5 ?& _6 v* jbaskets."
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
$ Z U* [! d8 W7 |% l# V; Q8 dchildren as they were on the way to
2 _( ?( B1 a- {7 a( NChurch service, "and why is it necessary5 n+ ]( ~, U9 W
to be quiet in Church?"
% ]7 Z' L4 X( f C' EOne bright little girl replied,
; P2 U0 \$ |5 c b8 j! U"Because people are sleeping."6 s. g& W/ b& @6 z1 n/ }
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A mother was preparing pancakes for
. @5 g, ?7 s0 e" c1 |1 B9 X3 gher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3. p2 Y" r: m. E
The boys began to argue over who would. B8 }% u( ^; b
get the first pancake.1 b1 W& R; V. ~7 Q p
Their mother saw the opportunity for a; J6 z9 k8 M# W) A" E# W% v
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He: f+ H$ _+ I" ]
would say, 'Let my brother have the2 H+ G& i5 j; W" w" j1 s9 l. i
first pancake, I can wait' ."/ V! y# i j C- I, f( G. H: c
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
) B l* t) F2 U& z2 vsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !") g n2 c" V8 t5 r3 J
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A father was at the beach with his children
1 ?( X; \4 G2 R) a7 @when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
" z" p3 g+ o0 I3 r+ W4 S3 Xgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
! v% d- z# y5 {2 U' iwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
6 g& k9 C. g0 j+ `"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
' x4 k) L2 e6 |, k) K5 J- e) r& I"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied., d3 z s8 w u5 ]
The boy thought a moment and then said,
& |1 \4 D! Z! ~( J# Y"Did God throw him back down?"
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/ U, i# H& J9 |' MA wife invited some people to dinner.5 v0 g' H7 @1 G" `4 l
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old/ w* u& t! B! r+ s R% {: }* u
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
/ i& V, f8 j, Xblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
; z8 ?/ U' w0 sgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
$ L1 E& U' m' _+ J& E$ m. Y5 cThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head- R5 S9 x" V. n3 [) p, V
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
k+ ~! r8 H8 H+ w7 [8 Fpeople to dinner?"
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Cheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines! |
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