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Kids in Church' Y j4 m. Q$ H' Q6 u& d
9 {. s) H X+ Z" `6 }3-year-old Reese :2 c C! q2 O& n. F- d* ?& e
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,! `: s0 E. c% z/ q
Harold is his name.
5 U! ^$ ^7 z. C" }$ }. fAmen."
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( r/ Z" _" R$ M+ GA little boy was overheard praying:
" v; D; n E7 w- d1 B B! D"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,8 A3 w7 C" F) L( E; x) h
don't worry about it.' C, G' X, c# ?- s
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother1 ` b- x8 E+ l9 v
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home' n7 K- {1 p; S3 b* L+ T# O
in the back seat of the car. His father asked, \3 l0 b2 X0 z
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the8 M( C( E4 T9 B! x' q5 z& v2 {0 ]
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted% M! u4 R& E2 v
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted7 G, Z' r5 H( C% I9 a8 j3 y
to stay with you guys."- \$ ?! _; T) g: y4 `
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One particular four-year-old prayed,
2 K" s9 o3 u4 n! m3 v0 d"And forgive us our trash baskets as
. f! T0 p$ w X8 F8 h @3 M, b0 ^we forgive those who put trash in our
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0 Y2 b. k& B+ @, o+ L) r: g4 jA Sunday school teacher asked her) v: e2 ]. k# Q( J3 b9 U6 f% [
children as they were on the way to/ N+ o. D+ \3 Y7 [/ S& h/ A" W
Church service, "and why is it necessary
( o5 L$ Z) T/ m- Ito be quiet in Church?"
3 k) }$ `% j# W6 Z3 nOne bright little girl replied,
2 ?7 m6 K8 b7 `, G/ \"Because people are sleeping."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for5 b! y" ~1 o# g9 {' w8 M
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.( W4 U D. ^* q5 m/ M5 J5 B/ V, I
The boys began to argue over who would
. J3 Q/ ?$ b5 g) x6 p' lget the first pancake.
9 U8 a: V! b; lTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
6 N( Y1 X1 s7 p4 a; u3 tmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
! H) G: Z& R' f- `8 M$ m! `would say, 'Let my brother have the1 m& a+ w& K! [2 P0 g
first pancake, I can wait' ."& v' H, z( j. y$ Q5 Y7 v& l
Kevin turned to his younger brother and H( {- W+ h- j8 ]) P, j
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !": a% o8 i) `( ?* }, P* q) W6 h
( H \; e5 l) A, R8 [A father was at the beach with his children- b9 K+ b) H$ M" ^( n
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
' y7 X* |3 C/ X$ X6 {1 j2 R9 R* vgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
# g7 T8 I8 v7 R7 H" {4 Y& s0 C0 ywhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
5 W" p8 c) s/ {8 F! o"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
" q* A8 s* Z' K$ I8 s7 [1 g" y"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
5 a7 ~, B8 q- n* bThe boy thought a moment and then said,4 q8 C0 F6 `2 G
"Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
% ^' v& [& F3 l$ Q' QAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old. n9 `% m! Q: }( y9 N' s+ f5 b
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
: ^+ h% ~$ P1 c; F. W# dblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The9 S! v* L" k8 {$ O7 h. S+ R
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
1 L" v' f, A# r0 BThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
2 I3 y" O7 b* u6 Aand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these3 Q# B M9 k3 _& d
people to dinner?"
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5 P" k7 t) l$ |/ h$ u1 e' iCheers!!!
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2 F+ T1 T4 P- T& y( z7 }( DPeace, love and happines! |
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