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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church
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7 q; j; {( F+ R' G, M  L3-year-old Reese :: M# X$ P8 M* B
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
% _0 S7 x$ Q1 N8 H" mHarold is his name.
: t8 p2 f' R3 j. Z& OAmen."3 h& B6 N2 @5 T6 x+ W* x9 P% j9 a

1 P8 F, }2 d0 R3 V3 wA little boy was overheard praying:
- q& ^1 m- a; A! U4 u8 [6 t"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,; T. |4 K% V8 C( E  q2 d
don't worry about it.
- J* S3 k( E! `+ A6 I- |, H+ yI'm having a real good time like I am."! K1 h3 G. b/ c4 ]

" I: p3 X' e4 z% nAfter the christening of his baby brother) R1 k+ D* c! M% x& D
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home* C" i1 U' y( V, q) y  Y
in the back seat of the car. His father asked; J: i. z" z) G. W* v- K
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the+ y' Z! o  T8 R
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted" W' \9 D3 \" {6 A( S
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted" b3 `4 y5 O5 T: R+ J
to stay with you guys."
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; O, P. \8 A9 S9 o4 w0 SOne particular four-year-old prayed,
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we forgive those who put trash in our; f! _8 w! U; `$ Q
baskets."  Z) ]6 E* M( B% z3 f
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
/ @! i: M( G3 Y; ^$ t: L. cchildren as they were on the way to
0 B1 R  A! }- Z8 gChurch service, "and why is it necessary
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One bright little girl replied,' L& a. I3 S  e4 W6 h% U
"Because people are sleeping."" y% k* ]: p" \4 T4 o2 G

0 `6 o+ |9 v8 g* e7 j- ^$ v# s; q+ z. FA mother was preparing pancakes for
4 @3 s9 y( E* Z* d$ _her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3./ L8 C" k' ~* F
The boys began to argue over who would, ^, X1 J; ~1 D( k
get the first pancake.
( G! U- |" |7 q. F9 WTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
" y/ G- P  g/ Q& bmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
* Q( v, k3 ^4 I2 i! ?would say, 'Let my brother have the
( s% f* ]0 E1 hfirst pancake, I can wait' ."
* g/ x3 b  U$ K" D# H; G) uKevin turned to his younger brother and
  d0 S& Q: Q6 r! c2 {/ [2 Csaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"% h9 y9 a2 U; S* k& S
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A father was at the beach with his children. Y8 O/ ~8 e" q+ r3 p! U' r
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
0 ?1 a% s8 |* V; x+ R/ Lgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
8 n% i* C  _" q% N( Rwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand., v& l; P0 b) ~: N+ p2 L
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.9 ^' ]6 C, q* L
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
) \$ ~. y* {" ]7 H1 gThe boy thought a moment and then said,
! {/ ^+ q5 M7 t1 y6 T# U"Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
& C/ ]" v) i- {7 |: R! b- Y) `At the table, she turned to their six-year-old, A0 E9 P4 M$ `$ |* R& g$ R( U& z
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
/ k% g1 L+ W; E4 P4 Nblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The' Y$ H1 S( W& S! o/ K3 @3 X4 v
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
& [/ g/ [# |1 [The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head5 R1 t2 W* T& g; c$ L% P2 g/ m4 S" u  O
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
$ |- H: q4 L+ J# ^) ~people to dinner?"5 o0 P2 b, E$ H

2 u7 z* e: j5 B  D7 s' ~Cheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
" F* d0 f  y2 E3 O+ a$ Z3 tVery funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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! M/ ~' M1 S# }; u8 m2 JRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
; F; m2 ?& i, ?* \% n3 T+ _"Don't be selfish!" I said.
. t4 _; a! W9 c: N( h/ P8 IMy boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!" , c0 C; ^- g$ f& I0 I
I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 1 Q- U& A  I! ?

' D, Y. y9 x; b9 C9 M; raha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.8 }/ V1 ?6 j( H1 p. V
"Don't be selfish!" I said./ x% V+ c! T/ d' W6 U# ?" _: l
My boy's eyes turned ...

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好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表 " Z/ c/ L# F. y2 i0 @$ H' b

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好好吃

; ?% n, l% d( c1 Lha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: ; Y. J# h) N' c  j8 B% y
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.' P6 w. U# S4 M" E4 m
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
$ D5 n1 P, g% X" T1 r5 ~7 ~% GMy boy's eyes turned ...
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$ l. p7 @" \3 w3 W0 ]( v: BAha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.5 m& z& |9 i5 n# O( N
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
0 M' Q# Q& y* A) q  t1 T6 `4 s8 _My boy's eyes turned ...

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Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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发表于 2008-2-20 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
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