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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church: y7 u, M) n$ U! `  H4 B) ?/ E' M/ j

" b6 x& d) `8 b! W3-year-old Reese :4 I6 |5 e5 x- u
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,& f) c6 p# y" {2 T& G3 g
Harold is his name.
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A little boy was overheard praying:: o+ a% m( ~( J. U
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
- s: P) y  F6 mdon't worry about it.3 v8 {7 u" N' N* @8 J+ t5 x, t( j+ _
I'm having a real good time like I am."' L( ^5 S) u# I$ v, m  L
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After the christening of his baby brother' ]9 L. f! X0 J- D. l; v
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home, y" s! C  d; F/ `  N( G
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
1 _1 d8 ]# a! ~7 whim three times what was wrong. Finally, the$ _" V3 E. ?  Q
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
; d& e: x- C) E6 @' gus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
9 Y  B# w4 C4 ]8 Tto stay with you guys.": G8 [2 {& B" Z( V1 z$ u2 B
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One particular four-year-old prayed,5 I8 R; e' y3 T2 O. Y
"And forgive us our trash baskets as- a" L4 k  A! O; U* g
we forgive those who put trash in our
9 u2 F: {: Y# H$ Qbaskets."
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3 E0 y  [( Y9 T. F- h; C9 wA Sunday school teacher asked her
* `0 ^/ L. x/ }) ?) Q2 Wchildren as they were on the way to
, Z. n$ J4 u" [Church service, "and why is it necessary
- R" r) h% g/ _; j( Nto be quiet in Church?"
+ J: L' l5 O1 x+ w) i% l3 AOne bright little girl replied,* A- n8 b& r: a% A$ A1 Z7 S
"Because people are sleeping."
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. j! N+ [1 E7 B1 c( R: @& bA mother was preparing pancakes for
  j+ p% ^. `: Q) d8 C$ t# gher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
8 k) L' ?5 H# S1 }' C: UThe boys began to argue over who would* N& S# t( b6 J, d, I' K
get the first pancake.
" B& T. I) M, {/ _+ e3 a& DTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
/ U% P3 A8 E' ^2 b6 j2 L5 Omoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
  m) o5 ?+ X$ W: }4 ]0 @( Jwould say, 'Let my brother have the
) @: `+ x; n1 ]2 k& Z2 ~+ wfirst pancake, I can wait' ."
# b4 N: w( G8 [( I0 iKevin turned to his younger brother and* y( t6 s6 s- }6 A/ w" @
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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/ \; u& s8 i: ]0 E0 l) CA father was at the beach with his children3 {; n4 L1 q9 Y8 g
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
# W  ?( L7 M: ~, Q  hgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
: I/ F. o5 K- T5 p, Nwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
* O- ]5 x( ?/ N: W: d( ~8 J  O"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
+ M& o2 K) m$ ?5 d"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.* O# K% X# D6 j) B. A
The boy thought a moment and then said,. {. C7 K3 }' r! R# W
"Did God throw him back down?"' J/ Q( W% l8 K; j

7 a* R  x8 g1 T. l' I1 ?% hA wife invited some people to dinner.
2 `3 i  J& Q0 S4 h0 X7 u  T% yAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
4 T' l  ^$ U$ z! x6 Qdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
/ x5 F6 i+ G; B: b$ t; m6 ~) N: d2 eblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The* c, B, B+ C* l
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."8 r' }' q2 ~3 [
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head$ B( O  W  J; Y) I
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these5 H, [. V) H/ {0 P: H
people to dinner?"' O/ b$ \6 l) x+ N2 }5 C

6 r  q6 g$ x9 t3 s& F& bCheers!!!& n  _( |; x$ p- z0 E; [5 n# T5 F1 y

( M: N9 |5 F4 Q8 aPeace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
$ K8 z0 Z7 u+ b5 lVery funny stories. Kids are so cute!

; T$ h, w- ^/ X2 w( l5 vaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
- y+ j$ O5 e  I"Don't be selfish!" I said.% r9 \) X5 R8 }1 X* `, Z
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
  w  L9 S; J  X; D! N  `I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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! i0 [( C6 @3 l' H& c6 RRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
* h7 U) S% g; v, \"Don't be selfish!" I said.7 g0 q0 U7 |% a
My boy's eyes turned ...
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9 b; e, }# Z9 {好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表 % ?: v, r% P: f, ?& ]: t
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$ x+ f1 U. P3 u+ Z: H9 Zha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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& Q. n9 p) {6 y8 ^$ g- jRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
- T/ y( p. V4 Y* r9 n5 ^9 V"Don't be selfish!" I said.
2 R: \& h6 B* A, Q9 WMy boy's eyes turned ...
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Aha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 % P$ N, S( F. d" _
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.+ R  S0 f1 g: ?# ~; j
"Don't be selfish!" I said.# V4 Y$ Z2 E/ U/ F3 S# T
My boy's eyes turned ...

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Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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