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Kids in Church, Y9 C! v: h; Y" ]2 r# t3 B3 z3 ]
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3-year-old Reese :
- m- r: b+ {+ j$ i$ e"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,3 w( r7 q1 G7 P1 L
Harold is his name.
& F8 F4 R( K. |% NAmen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:1 _2 O' e3 w' I; j# N7 q
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,) A& q+ p% z# e* s% R
don't worry about it.) ^4 a& \; F* \/ S' L
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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0 U* p: i; } Q0 C( }! J! X! j1 S% DAfter the christening of his baby brother
: H' O( B) q) P3 O5 Q/ Z3 D$ {in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
8 N' h( F$ E( A, j* W- _# }in the back seat of the car. His father asked
+ _/ t7 G8 D6 B2 ?( b$ }him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
' X4 @! h; u# B* Y1 Iboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted1 F% g& a$ d# b* s2 P
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted5 m/ }. T% x' c: O8 r9 L; h: P X
to stay with you guys."3 o9 L0 ^- W: P2 A d
, g+ U9 o- W% o# b/ R' Y# SOne particular four-year-old prayed,
# P* K, k* M% x) j"And forgive us our trash baskets as
( S, B# c' i5 w% H2 rwe forgive those who put trash in our
( K1 f( ?4 _" R. Q% C, p8 E$ w* ~baskets."
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6 v7 V; T" c e PA Sunday school teacher asked her) I; }/ ?+ ]' S9 f! o
children as they were on the way to
# s3 [. q! `& N/ ~* BChurch service, "and why is it necessary
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One bright little girl replied,
/ }% o+ p6 v1 q: f6 a"Because people are sleeping."
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- C/ g8 M X' ~4 K6 ~0 A1 Q$ x- O5 bA mother was preparing pancakes for
4 B& O* c- R% l$ C0 wher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3. J% S& w0 W8 j+ H
The boys began to argue over who would, I4 O) }# m B' U
get the first pancake.# t0 \; l8 x" s, x! D* g0 ?3 Z
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
6 b2 @5 A8 C7 o8 g( hmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
- r6 d. E; h1 t3 r% [would say, 'Let my brother have the
6 \1 y* g! E) mfirst pancake, I can wait' ."
6 @( p) o# I( T7 w; e* S! z VKevin turned to his younger brother and
. b* d* W) e: j C- K1 Ksaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children+ g: z. q/ X1 L- W! t" K. B
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
. G! n8 f5 l. @. H% N/ Kgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore9 G) S# M4 k+ @( @. J- ?9 Z
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.: D( p5 d- V/ S8 r0 b5 ?
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
. C d4 W( }% p"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.5 ?1 z. e. J. f9 R2 [0 I
The boy thought a moment and then said," y' T8 U, ~8 r
"Did God throw him back down?"
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- ^6 ~ L2 A8 g t* |A wife invited some people to dinner.% p) [# F* H7 b5 V2 [; h6 z
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
1 E# a# F. E/ y# f9 C; X8 b! C7 Cdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
/ _# c! O! o* ^blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
" A! s! S; U. C( q7 Pgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
$ P( b2 l+ S) z/ M& U4 o! c% ^The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
+ a2 d$ S3 }8 Y6 X7 mand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these& q W! X7 J- X, f5 X& D1 e
people to dinner?"; ?) r: L* j5 m& a! E
7 ^% s4 Y; k J; H ~Cheers!!!! V9 O7 `& d6 w" S; U2 v" Q' {2 z
; N. B! X4 e% G+ I2 gPeace, love and happines! |
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