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Kids in Church$ c. w2 e! \4 Q3 a1 A
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3-year-old Reese :0 _) N8 ]% q+ d2 e' e
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,! D r; R5 P0 }3 E; n8 j, g& t
Harold is his name.) o, }* }& l o
Amen."8 } U/ _3 s6 y0 j6 u* u
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A little boy was overheard praying:
( {- P! m5 m3 R: I, q"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,0 V, d+ J, t. D" _: A- O K6 r
don't worry about it.- x& z3 [; w, D- V9 k+ h+ _
I'm having a real good time like I am."8 X+ t! b+ e s5 x
# A4 C, \3 p: Q, L s8 C- WAfter the christening of his baby brother
5 a4 U4 k9 U# sin church, Jason sobbed all the way home
$ B7 J5 L9 Q& J2 _8 C' K- U* I% [) |in the back seat of the car. His father asked
; }* \9 _5 o! e$ O. G' shim three times what was wrong. Finally, the0 o+ q8 t1 X& D( V1 L) B0 \3 Q Z) \
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted8 z* W; i" h5 R0 m
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted F# n: o t# e- J
to stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed,; Y- E& M1 V. p5 J
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
' g( l7 t8 @- F" Fwe forgive those who put trash in our$ Y2 V' P; i/ }8 r3 G! E& C# z( C
baskets."
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+ Y2 J3 T# J" hA Sunday school teacher asked her
! d1 ~( b7 e4 Cchildren as they were on the way to0 l1 ?) B& @$ J( V
Church service, "and why is it necessary- N9 G& Z- R7 J) [0 }3 ^! c3 t
to be quiet in Church?"
5 `0 o# I4 {# z' UOne bright little girl replied,/ Q1 t( f' o M# V2 G+ B' O/ j7 E% O2 r
"Because people are sleeping."3 x& U. k, M% n, B$ U
$ `( p c, s3 P! U9 t; }A mother was preparing pancakes for% p/ H: r! L# z3 g2 I% r, V
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3./ l7 T* u* L" T9 o
The boys began to argue over who would8 c; f- C* O' C6 n
get the first pancake.7 q1 C3 S7 [) Z2 k
Their mother saw the opportunity for a G! u5 p! x- q9 \/ [# a
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
9 N" q0 v+ Q/ \) t @; O6 p6 @8 r% O+ A: dwould say, 'Let my brother have the7 I+ K& k8 N: A5 x8 w6 y/ F
first pancake, I can wait' ."
4 T& p6 a. o# q1 DKevin turned to his younger brother and
1 c% t2 d/ X% i5 d1 d# A1 g/ {5 Usaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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; e$ F& d' x' O& LA father was at the beach with his children9 ?; Y" v- D; ^2 I! m
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,! u1 n y7 }$ h% C3 y
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
# b$ q, b- n, f- g" ]where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
( A6 M5 F6 |- N4 z9 m0 ^"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.: o5 T8 D0 G- N* |
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
6 w3 z7 R+ I4 q4 D$ ]$ HThe boy thought a moment and then said,
" i/ i! k7 x% z5 ]- w$ B& X' T"Did God throw him back down?", l, n' X' N5 f# q0 U2 D
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A wife invited some people to dinner./ Q+ b9 Z: v' [6 ?+ Y% E
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
4 D. V7 v9 a: D2 P8 S5 u; Y; Udaughter and said, "Would you like to say the9 F- h+ R! O- ?. |) F
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The! o( ~2 \: r. L5 r: G, N) q( v9 _
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."- ^* j3 b/ I9 e' _8 O4 O4 e- Q
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
7 k9 n+ v1 _! j# m2 E5 w7 ?# x( ~and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these9 X5 j, @7 Y4 h8 ~" h
people to dinner?"; Q h2 i! g# @9 N
! B& F! d6 y' s* L6 p. B5 nCheers!!!
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; Q/ b1 I( w$ ], b3 ]Peace, love and happines! |
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