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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church
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! B3 y! T" |8 V% h5 T/ M* w3-year-old Reese :
( S: F2 ^4 Q& x7 y  e"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,; @$ ?8 U2 x3 Q3 y8 m7 O) X+ |
Harold is his name.
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# ?' A0 E8 I, a) v5 s  j2 @A little boy was overheard praying:
- a6 Q, N3 ~% I2 T! ^"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,1 T8 }7 g/ G& F; \: Z, K8 X
don't worry about it.
4 m1 ~$ ~" z  t: U) p4 J( v' T5 vI'm having a real good time like I am."* v& u/ j- a* n/ E: K
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After the christening of his baby brother) p0 I" @5 \/ ~1 K; \9 G
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home/ |$ q( |2 |: f, B; E# ^
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
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8 i: b- e1 D' ~, H; p; |$ H  Yboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted: {& _# W( F* \6 n/ `7 e
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
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$ l3 ?( N/ r. ]8 D) \; \One particular four-year-old prayed,+ S* P4 d- y/ `- p0 e& B( q
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
; ]; c1 w% P2 x! l$ c: dwe forgive those who put trash in our0 a+ s& {9 i' N  l& q0 q
baskets."
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A Sunday school teacher asked her& Z2 @. R" |' W6 y2 k& D
children as they were on the way to3 A' V3 c3 \+ {$ g* s- f6 x
Church service, "and why is it necessary
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5 M  z/ C9 ?1 A6 ^2 P! _9 v3 `One bright little girl replied,& P4 ~) c  v6 @/ ?- u- ?6 _2 P
"Because people are sleeping."7 y6 l0 `) t% b  W! I5 ]& P8 Z6 A
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A mother was preparing pancakes for
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1 P' j" n7 L" a8 A+ h  nThe boys began to argue over who would
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Their mother saw the opportunity for a) Z& b( k+ \2 u6 H) O6 b7 A8 s5 h$ f
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
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first pancake, I can wait' ."1 _2 u- h' R* K
Kevin turned to his younger brother and  o' H% ?4 k( U6 E
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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& w5 T$ v- H- f$ p4 lA father was at the beach with his children
& |/ O' U6 U4 f/ }% p2 m2 a6 d% swhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,
* S7 G2 n8 G$ G* ]grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore0 T) B3 D; h% ?7 X
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
' U* W9 D/ |. ^1 ]9 f"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.; N$ `1 m; l4 F0 G
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.1 N+ ]' O) j0 _/ J5 s
The boy thought a moment and then said,
# h( X# G& k1 t, l"Did God throw him back down?"
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) ^; |  A" ?) w% [A wife invited some people to dinner.) y6 a$ v7 ?! Y
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old. N" k  q& W) `* a& ^/ O  \
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the* K" s/ @: h8 L& d
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The0 R  g: L7 l- V0 b! d
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
8 |2 V% m" R8 Q0 J; w+ q- VThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head& b7 B0 E* i( b9 I0 N0 r
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these( C$ u3 l- U* y, {7 z: g; \
people to dinner?"# c8 O) c/ Z" a, p2 V0 |
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Cheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
$ `' z$ a, e2 l3 H; w: t) x" qVery funny stories. Kids are so cute!

. p5 c8 x5 C& v) oaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: + ~1 n3 H( w$ D3 y

! f6 _7 `& D: `Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
* `3 E) |% d) j" J. {9 K* C"Don't be selfish!" I said.
; @% Z4 [' C4 c) D. |7 A) }% r% tMy boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!" 0 C# O9 D1 q! x  U# F5 V! a) P
I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表   U# g# T2 Y$ {2 n& y; }3 l
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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$ S. \3 `5 {* oRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.0 C! s+ E/ T9 a, B) u
"Don't be selfish!" I said.5 r: `! N! W! b! a  T( b
My boy's eyes turned ...

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+ H5 x- t) z, Q好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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好好吃

% B  D5 z7 G+ U  C" v! i$ h- oha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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* C. Q3 |( d" y6 ]& x# ~3 q! h8 N" Laha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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" e" R( K$ M1 l8 r& hRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
, j$ t* A& R  M) ~# E6 u+ w"Don't be selfish!" I said.4 a' f# a2 w, R- I# [9 u
My boy's eyes turned ...
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8 m/ [2 B! Z: |7 hAha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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+ @9 O: Z7 E4 y) WRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.! o: w  d- ?8 H4 }" E: i: p- s8 M: o' q
"Don't be selfish!" I said.- }; |  I. H9 ?
My boy's eyes turned ...

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Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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