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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church, o1 d$ }0 f" Y! ~

# @* {1 R1 ]4 I  O7 s- W3-year-old Reese :% F6 G3 ?+ O5 p6 R, v
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
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Amen."
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  [$ B/ M4 }9 {5 W+ D: wA little boy was overheard praying:; b8 X. P3 l7 M/ C8 R
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,/ L8 H, F5 r1 w8 s. \, H
don't worry about it.
. ^/ J+ }5 ?" YI'm having a real good time like I am."
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) K4 w/ R! m7 k% j$ LAfter the christening of his baby brother
7 E4 S8 u% w- y; a, ]' zin church, Jason sobbed all the way home1 V$ D) |& ~$ X7 \) D  u& `
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
$ K( ]7 e* b2 O* F- nhim three times what was wrong. Finally, the2 w. Y& I8 S- `2 h% N1 e" e3 |
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted2 ^( O4 B$ ?) T, D' x; T# U' F
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
- ?5 s+ R: r( [& k% bto stay with you guys.") x/ p$ L' _3 X
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One particular four-year-old prayed,
9 A! A* I& m/ [/ S, [* \"And forgive us our trash baskets as
. ^) a7 ]4 g6 k' S; mwe forgive those who put trash in our
& m- i; d! @) V. m" Z' o7 qbaskets."" n: y; W8 o* d: T

$ J- s+ ~; X3 U. ~+ x; sA Sunday school teacher asked her
2 _7 u) @6 ?) H7 ^: K$ Lchildren as they were on the way to
: L- @0 J" B! `& y) R' t% yChurch service, "and why is it necessary
0 U' h3 Z' V+ ~' P- Wto be quiet in Church?"
. @6 \  T8 P9 j( w' A$ tOne bright little girl replied,& n3 c. U  t! S: s7 G
"Because people are sleeping."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for& B8 I8 {4 K6 W' w, f0 v% F
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
. {$ @: @6 d3 O) OThe boys began to argue over who would
' p9 h* B' j/ ^get the first pancake.
! G' ]9 M) s' _8 S1 R: \8 G; dTheir mother saw the opportunity for a# L9 `( }( ^7 K# ?2 ~
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He1 r' y, W' v6 d
would say, 'Let my brother have the4 l$ U3 P/ ^* M1 E5 ?" N4 K
first pancake, I can wait' ."( w5 I# r: o. J+ p5 j* D  b2 B6 M
Kevin turned to his younger brother and, n, n$ p! H/ j" i# ~6 [' ], E
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children6 e( i+ ?: ?3 p$ Z" h
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,+ ?3 x# o# X9 g7 p5 U0 H& v
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore7 Y' g5 N2 ?$ J& [/ L: P3 W; K: Q
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
5 `# ]" R1 c' m( k, w% g" j"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
' ]+ h1 e2 L3 d"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
+ Q2 u3 t" E( H1 RThe boy thought a moment and then said,
9 j. W) m; q# y8 q$ |) B3 f/ T: [/ j' i& n"Did God throw him back down?"% t/ ]% m5 h2 X

2 q* X. Z) M) [+ C0 O6 D! E; QA wife invited some people to dinner.
* b+ z" E% E" n4 Y% H8 gAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
% T- U% B0 z4 \9 o# N2 w& Cdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the0 m, Y: g' g# X$ J
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
5 \- K& {! c; B, d7 Ygirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
! l9 p; M4 a0 v2 e1 MThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
9 Q8 `8 z) J* o$ v9 pand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these6 B1 G' \/ {/ X% ~& _3 F
people to dinner?"
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Cheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表 : O9 |4 t3 O" P( {! l; i- q- ^/ C: Q
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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" p9 l' \* A& h; A4 f- }; I4 tRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
$ Z& U2 _9 z, I3 P, F9 H7 v: k; {"Don't be selfish!" I said.& Z# p- L) c" Q
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!" - C3 \& o# {1 S5 l/ _1 w$ f7 ~! E
I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 ' y/ W9 m- r+ \  r7 j" {2 ?

- {+ e4 z' v" maha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: ( b0 X2 {# d* W4 Z: t0 o% u) b% i

0 n: T( x# Z% |2 O0 T4 F! CRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
$ V( R6 Z8 F4 P+ j* X3 K5 U$ Q"Don't be selfish!" I said.# F# L' d: k4 v" c8 n' L- t
My boy's eyes turned ...

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好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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3 \7 V$ f. i! [) o好好吃
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ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 ( {# j& B3 T* ~; q( c) `: H) h
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: % o" G+ Y& l! H  `
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
2 `; X- g! [: M5 U6 u" F8 U"Don't be selfish!" I said.  i! m  L2 W% y
My boy's eyes turned ...

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) V3 Y4 W; T( A! p% I( K/ l3 T* pAha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: ' g* h( N- N7 n8 C# v  d
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.( C& D% E1 q: M# T. O/ h, V$ [- P
"Don't be selfish!" I said.4 M2 H: k1 @+ q) q' |
My boy's eyes turned ...
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4 V) i9 c$ [  j1 b$ b# cThanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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