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Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :
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Harold is his name.$ e' y% O, ]' C" \3 y) p
Amen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:
2 ~8 S1 V0 c2 u9 A! J/ m& j"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,8 e, G# r( ~9 T9 v4 s
don't worry about it.
/ C9 `9 z$ e( x: D. bI'm having a real good time like I am."9 |- M( V' `8 G! E
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After the christening of his baby brother
& ~) l0 S; W9 G- Fin church, Jason sobbed all the way home
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him three times what was wrong. Finally, the N) @; J2 c6 k' h) j1 B, x
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted* B' L7 y: N( Z* S( }% i5 m
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted2 E- j& H1 }& Y: G$ u2 X
to stay with you guys."- r6 U7 R5 z1 ?0 M+ i X
2 m6 o' X" r! COne particular four-year-old prayed,
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we forgive those who put trash in our
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% d/ M. w" {! h7 V7 J2 {A Sunday school teacher asked her
2 `, j; W; ~$ T0 N9 Qchildren as they were on the way to; `8 E: L3 {" O
Church service, "and why is it necessary
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; W( P$ v$ }0 m4 F, d& [One bright little girl replied,6 j, L: C5 D) i$ P
"Because people are sleeping."5 A/ D' u; j% v! L( O2 I2 h
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A mother was preparing pancakes for
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The boys began to argue over who would
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3 t8 E9 Z- P$ ~moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He9 E& `) n) ?& `- F$ O2 M
would say, 'Let my brother have the
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2 o* k" o0 @) L# i8 U0 B9 k/ WKevin turned to his younger brother and
2 A( Y3 G! `8 Q1 H+ n+ Y' h$ y' wsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"9 k3 I9 c! y3 L! h$ Q
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A father was at the beach with his children6 ?) \8 f- M8 n: O7 F& n! n& d
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,; k& _, D5 W. H, M1 o# Q
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore3 |! W$ ^4 v! F/ k
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
8 n, Y/ n7 F, B$ j- k% R5 i8 @3 v"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
. a6 @1 M. w. e4 m"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
% J3 T9 Q+ U1 ~* `The boy thought a moment and then said,% d7 f# T. D% w) ]: N( L0 q
"Did God throw him back down?") W/ n+ ~1 U* I4 M- u4 ]
, g) M! b7 Q, t9 nA wife invited some people to dinner.
! X6 K! j0 Z+ n. q) z0 Z |1 mAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
7 Z' Y2 N3 v9 kdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
1 ^' K5 l5 t1 Q4 ]9 O% c% Nblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The2 G) v A% F9 G
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."8 w u3 `, C- ]. b& ^
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head, |) d! c% ?" ]% }
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these% l# ?0 }6 x) @; v" q9 b& x
people to dinner?"
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Cheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines! |
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