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Kids in Church
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! f& ^ {2 U) ]0 N8 U p! d3-year-old Reese :5 R6 |+ E, J+ |' ?4 `: v+ L
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,$ w: o( p5 e: ?, A6 w& D
Harold is his name.0 \; d/ g% k5 w* l( x7 v2 i" {
Amen."
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# O8 s, R7 o0 \A little boy was overheard praying:
) H5 k {, G# I* `3 |"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,2 k6 I- m: w6 Y8 A' W# I
don't worry about it.
! A9 t# @2 u, i* `5 |I'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother# Q' V2 x6 `) X( C
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home& `# d! k% }/ a) A8 t3 w/ V
in the back seat of the car. His father asked9 l/ O1 n1 ]$ d
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
3 w) V, i' V6 i/ x1 k, hboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
0 d6 i2 o: l- S) ~us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
: R) p& D$ s0 \! O9 mto stay with you guys."8 l8 m* E6 M' t1 g1 r
- b' }$ i3 A+ ]! u% Q" oOne particular four-year-old prayed,
7 \) {+ x) g/ s. o$ E$ }' U"And forgive us our trash baskets as
. V' X: r2 }3 J4 w3 U, J$ Qwe forgive those who put trash in our
; @: S+ A! @: R( pbaskets."
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A Sunday school teacher asked her, k' P- M4 t1 z! S
children as they were on the way to! M" H4 x" _8 i; P. g
Church service, "and why is it necessary2 {* E0 h/ f. h2 Z$ |
to be quiet in Church?"
( f2 S. `0 C2 JOne bright little girl replied,
# C# o( M* ~4 Z( G1 G7 l"Because people are sleeping."! ?% e% _. {4 ^9 ~' M
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A mother was preparing pancakes for) s% s9 ~& n6 ?7 v0 V) u- ] e4 Y
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.) N6 ?% B6 H9 I+ L
The boys began to argue over who would% d% [. O3 t* p$ Z
get the first pancake.. d* W" a& Q- p! Z9 |$ g$ z) M9 ? K
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
5 s( N5 f9 N; o6 D) [; vmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
* T. f# s! P. ?$ Q* v k' L xwould say, 'Let my brother have the
- x2 \! u: p- z1 Ofirst pancake, I can wait' ."
8 u( M. j8 t% t: OKevin turned to his younger brother and
7 q6 r- J3 V" a; D+ }3 @said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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: c! c7 p, x7 h& J! M" vA father was at the beach with his children R. T( K7 c! Y7 _
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,9 Q M4 x6 h: A! R0 d- V& v' r
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
# L, p8 o$ C, c" J Kwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand., {1 T" u& @) l7 x
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
$ Y) d; l# ~, Z7 \' f+ D: |"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
' L* B* y+ X, W9 DThe boy thought a moment and then said, z. U! o' r3 C6 A$ G
"Did God throw him back down?"" S6 o" N% z# g5 u% T
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A wife invited some people to dinner.$ l3 B, }" j6 C6 a: H) `7 v& _
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old, w5 ]6 w. s! h! I' q: R3 H8 }2 o8 Y
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the/ ^& ?1 F- K2 X- P
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The* P" c1 j8 m' F$ v. e
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."; {7 F( l8 u; O7 S
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
# B! h! z7 s3 v# h- qand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
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Cheers!!!5 k8 W* q% ~5 s# I0 n3 q
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Peace, love and happines! |
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