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Kids in Church1 [0 P `1 Z8 {6 |/ G4 @% R+ o
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3-year-old Reese :
7 B: `- s6 n# J* B9 X5 u"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
) I3 [: |" ^2 U; q# zHarold is his name.
: S1 x2 y( O0 e F7 MAmen."' v' n$ X2 J6 R! N" z4 f& {
# l& \' \; F% m$ T+ uA little boy was overheard praying:
4 y9 l- z- C- q2 q"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
; Q8 j6 p$ g. @, E2 P- P' H, ^don't worry about it.
- S2 ^( P" d$ `8 a$ i5 s b# _I'm having a real good time like I am.") G- q% R/ E! S/ ^+ @ F: h
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After the christening of his baby brother
" y" G. S! t$ R2 Vin church, Jason sobbed all the way home% i' U `5 ~$ s5 z- ]" B
in the back seat of the car. His father asked/ b% p5 A+ _7 \$ e
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
h& b% ^" ^* p* a5 N- M E% f9 Nboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted3 I' I% h0 B G0 j% | a# i* R$ H
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
6 F1 S+ a0 S' V, Xto stay with you guys."! ], a0 D6 |8 g/ ~# G3 H$ f& F
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One particular four-year-old prayed,4 w4 k) A. x1 w; G* `) a
"And forgive us our trash baskets as6 z) N, S( \) ~# Z. y0 E
we forgive those who put trash in our
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A Sunday school teacher asked her9 Q3 Q1 O! @2 U1 X' g- k
children as they were on the way to$ y0 `. R7 `/ ^. I- L- V5 k% N
Church service, "and why is it necessary4 H3 k2 l$ f U; w
to be quiet in Church?") k; q: T$ u2 f8 n+ A
One bright little girl replied,+ v0 \7 W' Q ~% R. W' v' k
"Because people are sleeping."1 g0 H+ q. [; P4 V5 s& Z. M
# @" H$ b F- [* K& B, jA mother was preparing pancakes for9 @5 v, V6 ?: ]3 r3 l
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
: |7 Z* T5 t7 _+ L& Y$ lThe boys began to argue over who would% \0 N5 E) \$ I% r. a T1 z5 D
get the first pancake.
# G7 C5 H$ G5 H9 A0 d& ?. M$ XTheir mother saw the opportunity for a! e) Q* O+ Q0 e8 }! M0 t
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He$ Q ?# f# i( T1 a8 q
would say, 'Let my brother have the
. ]; F5 s6 \9 W/ V4 t Efirst pancake, I can wait' ."
+ V; l( z2 P( M2 l+ O6 [, q2 XKevin turned to his younger brother and
. t. |) l' ~! F) Vsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children" W2 b' l, a' T5 J. W+ Z2 ]
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,/ e; U5 N" S1 P- }
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
; D# ^, V, C9 f' _where a seagull lay dead in the sand.7 O5 N: m/ A& D# U1 m9 f
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.( Z, ~; |/ x) I6 f
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
! z; T3 H2 j$ e1 k6 L; J4 K& V' nThe boy thought a moment and then said,$ `# v: j$ F @! K6 }5 c1 l9 O
"Did God throw him back down?"
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" C9 x* _4 o1 q# a' B5 OA wife invited some people to dinner.
6 W) U" Z3 c& D* AAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
. v3 V6 s) i8 l5 `) o- L; a2 F/ Ddaughter and said, "Would you like to say the4 J. ~3 ?( V" Q! H$ j ~
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The$ O# W2 m w5 @1 c, d. q
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say." B; x8 {+ ]; g5 f
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head' k3 S% J W3 X$ a( F
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these+ R2 F/ s; Y; @, ?6 R% Y+ [7 N) e
people to dinner?"
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Cheers!!!
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! K1 w1 O$ H( E! {# t& ]' qPeace, love and happines! |
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