可爱可笑的孩童

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Kids in Church

$ A2 f& Z, y% l- M: D. a3-year-old Reese :
& V- l" P' J8 Z, |1 Z3 p9 a8 {"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
Harold is his name.
Amen."
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6 b$ |9 A) t/ t& J$ k. FA little boy was overheard praying:
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
) f' K# ]. ]4 f' S: Ddon't worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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# E/ {  W; @8 {5 hAfter the christening of his baby brother
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
: u+ \& j+ p% G' R: m: W% ein the back seat of the car. His father asked
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
, m& b$ C. c! N) t- _1 rboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
, Y. c$ f6 V% H& M; ]# xus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
to stay with you guys."
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. h5 ]6 i6 M& C, m( [' e  uOne particular four-year-old prayed,
6 a+ @) J- W7 @5 N  W+ M"And forgive us our trash baskets as
; G; X. N1 C' {5 A. Nwe forgive those who put trash in our
baskets."
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' o9 x7 P( s0 C: D7 ^* _A Sunday school teacher asked her
children as they were on the way to
Church service, "and why is it necessary
5 L- \4 }7 A3 K& T! f/ [, u  Qto be quiet in Church?"
2 l( E( s6 Z" {5 z1 \* H" VOne bright little girl replied,
0 l( _) i2 L& q- U: o# A"Because people are sleeping."

A mother was preparing pancakes for
3 i  J4 k; ?  aher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
The boys began to argue over who would
  c7 ]; K0 L) |7 p) Nget the first pancake.
5 f: \3 u, G' {3 q" yTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
would say, 'Let my brother have the
first pancake, I can wait' ."
! C, J9 A: X' y' D7 J% K2 w8 i% dKevin turned to his younger brother and
: O' O" N) E: r% P! I+ qsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"

* ]9 t6 ^; o/ E4 z& L5 B2 C" k/ |3 cA father was at the beach with his children
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
1 @: i( {% `, D; a. Ograbbed his hand, and led him to the shore
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
8 A% A/ L/ U$ K9 `+ k  r"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
The boy thought a moment and then said,
: E  [. U" x& x0 Q% p- v2 P3 R"Did God throw him back down?"
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* D4 H* e2 P( C! `: c$ W6 A; u' KA wife invited some people to dinner.
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
& C# Q/ Q/ c+ `4 ^8 L  v# rgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
. G, ]5 A# u& D" _% v* xand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
people to dinner?"
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Cheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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9 Y- ~& f* l7 p( i, K2 ^( g5 _Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
2 j4 C1 y4 t3 UMy boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
& R9 \$ a, _. }/ fI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

- X. \( u& a# a: g1 l3 haha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表


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. f+ M8 {" g  F) Nha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

9 }, {/ D6 ~, Eaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
$ |) M, }! V- e" h) n2 S"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

Aha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
' C8 w# A' ]* m! o2 ^My boy's eyes turned ...

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Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby