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Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :
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2 w$ m1 m. i3 ~Harold is his name.
e& R* z" I- {6 l6 LAmen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:
. M ^. T3 ?! M0 b1 N% Q: W"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
. r6 O N' N9 G% ?0 }don't worry about it.% q$ F' c2 U8 C5 s3 Z+ T" }
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother [- y, V- \: v( u j
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home- r; a0 ]! r- j* {- [6 ^% v5 o1 U
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
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boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
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to stay with you guys."
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; ~# ?. \0 v" QOne particular four-year-old prayed,, S* N+ g9 r& ]. f
"And forgive us our trash baskets as. B- Y6 O, K! `1 W
we forgive those who put trash in our
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
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Church service, "and why is it necessary' b8 ]6 z& Z/ H( x+ Y
to be quiet in Church?"/ J% j) R% H- m8 z5 ]- ]0 `! O. ~7 Y
One bright little girl replied,+ ?: X |3 j7 ?+ Z
"Because people are sleeping."# T% \: ]" B- |
$ K+ Y) E3 u8 y9 {A mother was preparing pancakes for
/ J+ D: Q$ x! H$ R: dher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
" _ [) y0 V" u, r9 G( dThe boys began to argue over who would
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Their mother saw the opportunity for a& @2 e. b9 a/ ?$ b0 ?8 i, i- m
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He. ~! h+ p3 X7 z" |6 d' t# G! Q
would say, 'Let my brother have the# u* Q6 d+ s; w# g- x7 q0 a
first pancake, I can wait' .": a' w r$ ]; v: a8 C
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
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A father was at the beach with his children0 ?4 ] N, C- h& S) H3 ]
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
3 |9 A( q* l8 r F7 n$ f2 E; Wgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
1 Q& `4 h4 x, x8 l* [4 ?8 _$ |4 swhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
& J) i2 F8 [( R8 q$ _$ h* B"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
1 O' j; E3 ~- b/ [( l* g"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
. t# _: u+ w2 T; Z. e& W& qThe boy thought a moment and then said,: }3 {% \2 i: d. W# b
"Did God throw him back down?": Z" C: ]8 ^0 _9 B
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
$ i9 r/ t2 C% {2 y: M3 T' ^$ hAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
3 T2 L) S9 r- C5 S$ S+ zdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
3 a2 r1 _$ [1 F" u: Dblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The; r: M, y5 @ k
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
/ u4 R) {- y* B, SThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
$ i1 f) ]: g$ r0 a# g5 g. _* B- C# Band said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these+ }8 g2 U! f _8 n2 u0 A
people to dinner?"
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N! B2 Y1 X! LCheers!!!- r }1 K( p# \7 I% [; F7 {
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Peace, love and happines! |
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