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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :
! G- T0 ^" r+ q9 w5 ]"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,. |0 b( O2 s/ [" B0 N+ Q
Harold is his name.4 R- w0 s; o8 }! b* w8 M
Amen."* R( M0 R0 n. [0 y- n* h6 m* x
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A little boy was overheard praying:/ E( H0 N, v0 n( n
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
% Q7 G+ i7 X2 r3 [7 T7 xdon't worry about it.
) ~! {3 K. r+ SI'm having a real good time like I am."$ U& f8 p; Y0 t! e2 ~* k
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After the christening of his baby brother
0 N* ^$ N) U4 X/ I3 F/ ?% rin church, Jason sobbed all the way home7 B/ t% a7 b8 t: b
in the back seat of the car. His father asked$ d+ y( n( J& |# K. ~
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the& w2 O+ i) p; m- z+ M9 O
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted9 k9 z* @7 ]) i; A  W
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted, v* C" ]5 R+ j6 |9 d2 e
to stay with you guys."6 v* ?- h$ g3 W) b0 ?1 _

* {: R' v- G4 d0 Y+ Q2 r" T% oOne particular four-year-old prayed,
0 p1 ]8 ]( k: v' P$ V"And forgive us our trash baskets as
7 O% W2 C. z3 p) i6 Mwe forgive those who put trash in our  L" M) `6 U  ]& H& s( j6 q. w
baskets."
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
) _. ^- _9 }7 P, a; U4 U( ichildren as they were on the way to+ L6 R- v& O# m% S$ \( I; T
Church service, "and why is it necessary3 w) z% l9 s6 u) U1 s  ^
to be quiet in Church?"
, I3 \  G( w7 m: OOne bright little girl replied,' q0 n6 x2 h$ n+ O2 q/ i: W, u
"Because people are sleeping."+ }$ O- F0 x* [7 Z# Z

$ Y" I( p6 k" ^: \% |6 tA mother was preparing pancakes for
/ ^2 s5 M4 H$ u# \* o! fher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
) _6 s2 e& \+ J3 J# \( N5 S* iThe boys began to argue over who would
6 Q1 P) {. ^* t) Gget the first pancake.
3 g$ x7 K" D0 h6 ]$ ^* y' X! DTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
7 n$ F( }+ V! N- [; }) omoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
0 N' X" R8 n) Cwould say, 'Let my brother have the
/ Z8 C1 Q" u! L6 a8 \first pancake, I can wait' ."$ Y3 R* b1 Q% x$ p' g2 A
Kevin turned to his younger brother and3 M" t* K  m0 H* }5 v; G
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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: v4 u/ ~( l) d! W, `  qA father was at the beach with his children
5 |$ K' ~2 }$ G0 x0 G( wwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,
! K" _" D( e+ L3 ^9 j1 F+ Agrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
+ |) h! \8 [/ w5 Pwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.# Y7 x- e* B: m3 M1 D5 b2 M- Q
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked." ^% |, `. S* p, t% N$ p
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
7 A( O  X2 R9 O- v! l% IThe boy thought a moment and then said,* `% g3 v! m& i
"Did God throw him back down?"; g0 u  R% ^) W  R
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A wife invited some people to dinner.* x& j; q- H  B
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old" p1 ^0 T: l4 [! \# ?0 Y
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the' l+ F& p0 x% E7 K# ?3 s+ v4 \6 t4 Y
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
0 `9 n, ~3 L0 b3 o, ^# [girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
% S: h! o7 V/ N3 r; C# Q+ ]6 k) jThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
9 e- I! x0 K: P- U0 p# |& i  b& wand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these1 T/ g7 r' {9 C; ^* o
people to dinner?"
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Cheers!!!: K2 d6 U: S: p$ r6 U: o; I% X

& J& h* J: a* i& O/ ~  jPeace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表 ; t/ q! [$ \" r- z* H
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: 5 l' o+ F% }2 C6 O
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
$ t  P! p1 S, k  ]( A"Don't be selfish!" I said.. V: U6 }6 Q  i
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
. `- y* w$ f- b7 K" n$ k! zI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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6 O- v5 U6 B& G) {5 p0 _  Iaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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) [% I' Z/ M  B& c2 w  h( E) pRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.) O7 y2 `# L1 X  r  w
"Don't be selfish!" I said.+ Y0 @/ y3 Z: t& d2 b
My boy's eyes turned ...
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& O) D! b  B  k8 o8 x好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表 6 x. C6 Z; L, G! j' G# m$ R
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/ t  S) G  |, g  ]8 f好好吃

: P, i( Q" {) ~" U9 G5 dha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 0 B+ Y8 t7 ]. m7 R

. _: R8 N2 F: g! Y0 x* Faha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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, k# U0 e% R7 n. A+ `. i! {Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
' F7 U2 y$ _! ~7 [, F" u5 ~"Don't be selfish!" I said., Y( S. u6 k- r5 M
My boy's eyes turned ...
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5 S' j6 D- b- S) yAha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 3 [5 R1 F9 f6 R! D/ ^: f
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: : c$ h& m+ u% E( g) }* H

1 ]! a  q; B6 g/ [+ }; D5 VRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
, }6 k! ^% J3 V4 U3 D"Don't be selfish!" I said.! ]0 c8 T2 Q0 }
My boy's eyes turned ...
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Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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发表于 2008-2-20 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
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