可爱可笑的孩童

没心没肺

Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
8 p+ B  S5 J- OHarold is his name.
' n) j' V, M0 uAmen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
2 o' K  e6 x% R0 fdon't worry about it.
1 z2 b& C8 R  R, yI'm having a real good time like I am."

After the christening of his baby brother
) J8 S' h1 b4 b; `) g) Vin church, Jason sobbed all the way home
: ?! W, e. {: {/ iin the back seat of the car. His father asked
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
6 y' O4 p# s* Q4 m1 h/ e  ^/ Z8 e! Eus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
to stay with you guys."

One particular four-year-old prayed,
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
8 f7 T8 [3 x, I! M$ Vwe forgive those who put trash in our
" o5 Y- c- @& h& I/ _* W% }baskets."
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
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Church service, "and why is it necessary
to be quiet in Church?"
One bright little girl replied,
, J$ H: T. `6 |: I+ B' }"Because people are sleeping."

+ Z: O6 C0 w" BA mother was preparing pancakes for
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
The boys began to argue over who would
get the first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
would say, 'Let my brother have the
' D. c' h2 ~7 }: O/ c2 T+ L  W. vfirst pancake, I can wait' ."
0 v8 s2 U$ R% x1 Q8 ^Kevin turned to his younger brother and
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"

A father was at the beach with his children
) J+ \8 T" O8 ~9 Jwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,
1 F2 S* v& M& X6 l! [grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
6 ?8 i3 I$ y0 v; OThe boy thought a moment and then said,
"Did God throw him back down?"
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% q" n1 K( p6 f+ O7 J3 w" C. j& ^; n& FA wife invited some people to dinner.
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
# d; {- \7 |* X5 s7 q+ s& ~daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
& f: g' z6 p0 N3 j) Yblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
$ R; {7 `- k# M6 M! vgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
people to dinner?"
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Cheers!!!
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( J7 q* m1 E" x# _$ T% ePeace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

- O# X/ W7 ^, w! r1 i; m2 Eaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
6 F! x9 ?& u; A+ l+ j5 G7 oMy boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
1 F" O% t) \  n3 w+ q7 j( lI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
9 l  v/ u+ M" p4 i6 WMy boy's eyes turned ...

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好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表

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ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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2 R! _+ D9 i# G% Q. y8 ]( PRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
6 A* h/ M* J# n" Y) O6 D: y"Don't be selfish!" I said.
, J( u3 R% L7 j! PMy boy's eyes turned ...

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+ r# R7 _2 K4 g  i  b; X2 f- PAha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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* S) l( z- y7 B: r: Zaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

  w3 B3 i; c( V% B) o5 F9 `Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
; v) `5 s  Q8 j$ E2 BMy boy's eyes turned ...

Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby