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Kids in Church$ D) b" }/ @2 Y" J5 y3 ]- b8 W
5 T4 x$ R; w h! E0 Q3-year-old Reese :
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Harold is his name.9 p" l8 {1 v6 m+ N# F [0 R
Amen."! \6 F6 A& w6 e2 _, G, o1 B4 Y9 C
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A little boy was overheard praying:3 l% o) U$ Q/ C# H
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
# x1 y" `& T! {don't worry about it.
2 B" s7 W: \5 ]+ @I'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother
$ l( o% j, `/ o' D" @in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
9 |, {% q5 z$ Q+ q2 X8 ]: {) oin the back seat of the car. His father asked
: i1 I; v; H1 k o+ H6 B) whim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
$ _$ i& S& I5 B9 B( iboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted h3 O2 B7 n. M" e
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
. e3 H! B A y: ]# H3 Wto stay with you guys."
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3 o4 G3 [- a5 H( x8 Z. a! pOne particular four-year-old prayed,
- {. q! _& ?* N8 `"And forgive us our trash baskets as1 }9 x. g: X. C8 b: u: K: U; A$ }
we forgive those who put trash in our
v- c' ~; I4 {8 J3 Hbaskets."8 y" w6 F# _& L, n. `- o& d! g
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A Sunday school teacher asked her' _* w: G$ v) Z4 A! `. z3 S
children as they were on the way to! P$ x* u) e% p' `) t
Church service, "and why is it necessary$ m5 S5 W* n. P
to be quiet in Church?"" Z- c/ k7 B, ` f* c' j
One bright little girl replied,, V V* R! z8 i5 r
"Because people are sleeping."3 a9 _# \6 E' {& t# n! a6 P/ y
" G7 q6 m# W, f( h8 q' |A mother was preparing pancakes for* `3 W- u* P, Z- i b2 }8 m+ X. q3 r
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.$ V; [4 g# }% M2 R
The boys began to argue over who would
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4 P8 R6 q/ w) E8 b. m" aTheir mother saw the opportunity for a, }8 [$ m4 Y0 q; V+ z4 `* H1 Q
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
. |" K% {4 R9 Jwould say, 'Let my brother have the
; J2 t1 V( b6 _, ^5 X; @first pancake, I can wait' ."
$ u b4 @; P- m4 _6 zKevin turned to his younger brother and' W {+ Y2 x% t! ^
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children
- \3 `: R: ]3 b* K" r! ?7 Z6 Lwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,$ A/ Y z3 |9 y' J- K
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
. q+ G, O6 l8 E, Owhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
$ i2 S4 ~ I6 k+ k"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
# K6 K$ ~- t* B4 z, g- C"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.) W; s+ X9 `3 }8 r; _2 @9 G+ \
The boy thought a moment and then said,
( \/ u( p, ]6 x# K# I# H"Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner." }1 i$ ^' T- t( r; j/ P
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old, s1 F. [- K: n( O9 ?
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the4 [; v# |$ X/ `: r9 @
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
8 K0 o+ }- {% Y* I) `; `girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
r) u& B+ q9 ]The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
& M% j+ f5 t8 g S7 f( Iand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these2 B2 z! R% d/ `% W; I: q* s
people to dinner?"
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: c" A' Z8 h. r4 xCheers!!!& H! B# d2 {9 v( S: L4 @0 l
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Peace, love and happines! |
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