可爱可笑的孩童

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Kids in Church

' R4 X3 o3 y7 c4 f6 _) j3-year-old Reese :
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
+ G+ G7 [: I4 r' SHarold is his name.
Amen."
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0 M  n. e" o! X& r9 H4 jA little boy was overheard praying:
* E* Z% n0 n9 H# e5 ]"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
% o) |3 N: e, R* a5 ^9 _9 @+ |don't worry about it.
2 Y: L, o/ U# c* [, NI'm having a real good time like I am."
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! I7 O$ r8 g4 k8 q9 g- hAfter the christening of his baby brother
  @6 J1 n8 m( ]: a% a1 Iin church, Jason sobbed all the way home
: O$ `. A/ ^: Yin the back seat of the car. His father asked
4 p" E9 U# u; a, i" A  nhim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
& ~& c7 @8 r, Eto stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed,
- u: A( \- w( Z- d/ I: L"And forgive us our trash baskets as
  b# s4 m# I% P! ?: ]we forgive those who put trash in our
' t- K6 T7 d" v3 ?3 ?6 mbaskets."
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
! }* H6 t: p: W( C. M: h- jchildren as they were on the way to
Church service, "and why is it necessary
( {/ Z, u6 l3 J, c$ `to be quiet in Church?"
One bright little girl replied,
9 ?# ?' s% }- F! h"Because people are sleeping."
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5 ~' p2 x: m9 h) Z/ v- AA mother was preparing pancakes for
/ h, u; }; O. a1 a* s% N+ Eher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
The boys began to argue over who would
get the first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
would say, 'Let my brother have the
8 m; b6 l) S$ p  [  Xfirst pancake, I can wait' ."
+ {3 K7 N2 {2 k6 G+ H0 c  DKevin turned to his younger brother and
' R7 u" j! e( ~+ S: B! Gsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
% f4 o4 r4 [9 Z6 i+ |( vgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
6 J* w, U" [6 Z8 E/ i$ Xwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
( [" q2 Q% r" A' f% y& ]"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
8 ~. x& n- Z; p: [9 {/ L& V& S: C"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
The boy thought a moment and then said,
"Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
( L9 X5 f7 q& F  V2 r% _% c; @! ydaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
$ p3 O1 \5 v2 c( vblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
  j% H# L1 C  X& ^( z* n7 _0 Qgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
5 ]/ E, {9 o* C( KThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
people to dinner?"

, N2 S: R! L+ xCheers!!!

$ ~1 ]9 A+ |  ?5 EPeace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
+ c6 H- f& J1 z3 c# X) JVery funny stories. Kids are so cute!

! c7 C9 o" q  p: b9 `8 Baha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
, `! L# a+ K* x/ y0 _! |"Don't be selfish!" I said.
9 j- Y0 O( q( CMy boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
" y, i) ]  }; {8 @/ U1 BI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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( h7 t& d3 _) Oaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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4 w, [, d9 s9 W" m3 g) WRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
0 m0 d, k3 j0 d  B4 Y. @. B- f2 ?"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

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好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表

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好好吃

ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

7 k6 b, }% J6 J+ D. Z- M  X3 [aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

1 q7 K+ Z4 n+ t8 C5 E: y' M# aAha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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. W1 ~9 F* N' U! O9 @aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
* U7 x2 V+ l0 [+ a9 b4 }' K
Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
6 Q0 _% H$ F4 ]7 J- [: J"Don't be selfish!" I said.
5 w+ @( t! d0 K. c  m9 x9 EMy boy's eyes turned ...

4 j8 L5 u# s# y5 `& H( k( D9 cThanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby