可爱可笑的孩童

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Kids in Church

+ `' T, t) \( b3-year-old Reese :
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
Harold is his name.
Amen."

1 e8 {5 S( U" t" N4 WA little boy was overheard praying:
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
1 p8 q- w; K7 l. zdon't worry about it.
0 V9 u% I: w7 w6 c) Z- N3 p5 BI'm having a real good time like I am."

After the christening of his baby brother
1 o7 Z% |6 ~0 b) g1 ?$ G7 `2 oin church, Jason sobbed all the way home
/ B6 @: n4 N, {, ?$ Ein the back seat of the car. His father asked
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
, J8 U( L3 h" Z: Q. Q3 A7 xus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
- @& e8 y! ~1 j* Y0 D; W+ c. Vto stay with you guys."

+ H% R* k/ B8 q' s+ jOne particular four-year-old prayed,
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
( J* q& l, O+ i, d! N. A/ `# {we forgive those who put trash in our
baskets."

A Sunday school teacher asked her
children as they were on the way to
Church service, "and why is it necessary
4 d; Z* H# ?4 ?4 k+ P. nto be quiet in Church?"
4 }! `. u' Y4 ZOne bright little girl replied,
"Because people are sleeping."

. ]% S8 J, N4 N$ O) ^& {6 aA mother was preparing pancakes for
# `/ A9 j& ^4 }+ q* A& D# kher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
. d7 }, n  S' ~$ kThe boys began to argue over who would
# c6 G3 b! U4 q5 a9 V. Q( q. Yget the first pancake.
3 J8 J* N3 |  J+ L8 N8 A7 {) x+ Y# zTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
would say, 'Let my brother have the
" Y4 K9 \  R% R7 B8 U) _0 }3 Qfirst pancake, I can wait' ."
& d1 |' m2 N* u6 j2 UKevin turned to his younger brother and
. o! x4 N" _- I* W: }  B* D1 |% qsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"

A father was at the beach with his children
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
1 z) b5 ^8 m2 G& m"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
The boy thought a moment and then said,
- n- y9 f- j: J. o/ I/ M, a"Did God throw him back down?"

* F" P9 C6 B) v8 @1 NA wife invited some people to dinner.
* k" y; h: B/ Z1 g7 }5 }At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
; n& _2 H: T$ Rdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
5 S1 y% @8 z, h* `8 ?4 _blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
: F, j( p" r# N. }& P( yThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
people to dinner?"
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Cheers!!!
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: b& q( Q' m* PPeace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

4 f# l& B2 K) X, maha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
/ O4 z  P( K! }0 `2 Z9 L  IMy boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
7 R2 m8 W6 {! w$ H0 i! G6 tI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
8 P4 N% y" E" B/ W, R& t"Don't be selfish!" I said.
! g( ~5 h0 O% @/ D& NMy boy's eyes turned ...

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好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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9 T, g: @* c4 X* B# y0 ^好好吃

7 V; B: M" }# q6 U. B: Z1 Dha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
. i, W" m/ A+ }+ @, T2 \
Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

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" E& ]. J$ L; x3 g/ z- {, z5 j% U3 `Aha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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8 d% U$ d( |1 `- x; [! ]aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
. X$ d( c- R# |$ H9 h0 v8 T. z"Don't be selfish!" I said.
; M2 x; z; g& S6 w3 q. g3 uMy boy's eyes turned ...

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Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby