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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church1 x/ H  a5 m& W! l  ]% V& q

$ A2 f& Z, y% l- M: D. a3-year-old Reese :
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Harold is his name.! d2 G# @2 y5 u* @- X* C9 f
Amen."
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6 b$ |9 A) t/ t& J$ k. FA little boy was overheard praying:0 w# y# D# g/ g; F. m; _, T! L  G
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
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I'm having a real good time like I am."
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# E/ {  W; @8 {5 hAfter the christening of his baby brother* y" V/ Y4 U& m; w6 z5 ~% {
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
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him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
, m& b$ C. c! N) t- _1 rboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
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to stay with you guys."
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. h5 ]6 i6 M& C, m( [' e  uOne particular four-year-old prayed,
6 a+ @) J- W7 @5 N  W+ M"And forgive us our trash baskets as
; G; X. N1 C' {5 A. Nwe forgive those who put trash in our5 l4 F$ e. A* ?
baskets."
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' o9 x7 P( s0 C: D7 ^* _A Sunday school teacher asked her, q! a8 d6 r1 B' D4 }. j
children as they were on the way to. C" k6 Z' X8 ~; @9 f* ?: j7 V
Church service, "and why is it necessary
5 L- \4 }7 A3 K& T! f/ [, u  Qto be quiet in Church?"
2 l( E( s6 Z" {5 z1 \* H" VOne bright little girl replied,
0 l( _) i2 L& q- U: o# A"Because people are sleeping."5 b  ]: X) H9 t% l
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A mother was preparing pancakes for
3 i  J4 k; ?  aher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.0 `/ O* @' `: R" s; ^7 L
The boys began to argue over who would
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5 f: \3 u, G' {3 q" yTheir mother saw the opportunity for a8 `. {2 ]9 ^9 |$ m6 d
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He( b; g$ ~- |" \
would say, 'Let my brother have the2 Z. i- X" D2 a0 M
first pancake, I can wait' ."
! C, J9 A: X' y' D7 J% K2 w8 i% dKevin turned to his younger brother and
: O' O" N) E: r% P! I+ qsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"+ S: l9 M3 T) Z( E( B, C* `

* ]9 t6 ^; o/ E4 z& L5 B2 C" k/ |3 cA father was at the beach with his children2 P/ N- ^6 I: A% I! P7 c. w& G
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
1 @: i( {% `, D; a. Ograbbed his hand, and led him to the shore6 b" q2 |, ^+ V' t1 z; Y
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
8 A% A/ L/ U$ K9 `+ k  r"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.1 y0 x5 L# s! S2 t: X
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.  ?/ @3 D7 a* Q5 R6 O( ^+ q
The boy thought a moment and then said,
: E  [. U" x& x0 Q% p- v2 P3 R"Did God throw him back down?"
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* D4 H* e2 P( C! `: c$ W6 A; u' KA wife invited some people to dinner.- ~  A' E8 G: A
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old- N, D5 ]" ~% V3 _
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the, `3 q! v; T0 Q2 I% a8 S" x
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
& C# Q/ Q/ c+ `4 ^8 L  v# rgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say.": I8 C4 c6 H( W. {  {) A
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
. G, ]5 A# u& D" _% v* xand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these/ i& f6 Y4 S- [
people to dinner?"
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Cheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表 ; {9 m- b. i# T
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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9 Y- ~& f* l7 p( i, K2 ^( g5 _Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.- A1 o; m* o4 [% r( R
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
2 j4 C1 y4 t3 UMy boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
& R9 \$ a, _. }/ fI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表   |$ i$ l: ^0 s. g, s6 @

- X. \( u& a# a: g1 l3 haha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: . N- T/ _" d- P# B$ A
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.3 q$ X+ g, N" Z8 C$ y
"Don't be selfish!" I said.3 P1 W6 _& O! j( P1 B8 D3 e
My boy's eyes turned ...
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好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表 4 e4 B' m; f3 f0 S4 }4 z) i3 N: b: J
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. f+ M8 {" g  F) Nha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 5 o4 O4 d; L+ \7 R) k7 C  l

9 }, {/ D6 ~, Eaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
$ |) M, }! V- e" h) n2 S"Don't be selfish!" I said.7 x' p' P% r2 R9 [5 G, J5 _5 J3 K
My boy's eyes turned ...
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Aha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 5 V) h, z. K: F% y, f
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: & g/ {2 H0 W& A. U; W: m
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.9 o$ O1 p3 V9 b! @4 V
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
' C8 w# A' ]* m! o2 ^My boy's eyes turned ...

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Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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发表于 2008-2-20 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
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