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Kids in Church$ |; B0 C. S; z; M. v
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3-year-old Reese :
2 @2 }8 \0 r+ ]: Q. u"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
: o& z2 a3 G9 L' CHarold is his name.
7 A8 g4 y$ j) ?' S8 T2 G, w g) XAmen."+ T; k. @- D* M5 {0 S
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A little boy was overheard praying:7 E$ i4 `; [' ?$ d
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,3 O3 Z6 }3 y& r. V
don't worry about it.
: Q4 s+ E) v+ a6 L2 f. p) rI'm having a real good time like I am."
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- o2 F0 T. D- _1 |: ?( bAfter the christening of his baby brother% W% D( k; ^7 @0 u* L4 I: i
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home; v- D" O7 [5 r
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
3 H9 S' W5 F% S- H6 Qhim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
5 x$ H6 ~7 Q$ wboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted" y9 ~3 R# f C% t- L _3 l" H
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
, r% O. F D2 H) Q! gto stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed,
+ s. c2 Q C) E( d! Y1 L"And forgive us our trash baskets as! z5 t% p; V$ y4 S( z0 z' O1 C
we forgive those who put trash in our8 a- H& s- L( }- ]7 Q
baskets."+ R& d: D' s: s' ~# Z0 [
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A Sunday school teacher asked her$ V8 v% D7 c1 z) |" ^
children as they were on the way to: D$ {1 K; b7 s* H! t" U# c
Church service, "and why is it necessary
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8 m! a$ T' i7 K# s; N" fOne bright little girl replied,) i5 A# o/ x; A, Y" q
"Because people are sleeping."1 A) Z. S3 A$ u& |# r2 }3 V
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A mother was preparing pancakes for
0 _) F I/ q' ?' x; n% f7 Jher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
) L0 {& j* A" t7 d7 ~The boys began to argue over who would- \1 R/ Q1 x: m3 l9 I+ ~
get the first pancake.8 F& k: |! c! v3 |3 U: v
Their mother saw the opportunity for a1 ]' F9 U/ H2 _+ c/ n
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
0 q1 w( `& D# D+ ^7 u( m! w- Ewould say, 'Let my brother have the- {$ W, ^9 s0 [1 v' j+ M* ]
first pancake, I can wait' ."& H3 j# S4 c. ~8 ?9 ^
Kevin turned to his younger brother and: Q! k6 d' s& a8 P
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children
$ `6 N6 @1 W2 F. I$ ewhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,9 ^0 f7 c" f, N. |3 u3 p
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
% p5 A! J1 @+ k/ o5 Ewhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
1 h3 y1 k4 q# d7 k2 {" ]1 C# |"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.7 ~2 M6 B$ u# B1 t: `8 `7 k0 ^! q
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied." ]+ J1 u h* c$ j" ]
The boy thought a moment and then said,
" q! I1 f- @2 @3 Z! Q: S) y" c3 z+ W"Did God throw him back down?"" t9 ^2 A- c9 l' O( F% y
1 f9 s4 g! x/ l: d8 y- F. yA wife invited some people to dinner.
, V+ i! d5 B t6 x0 m; P0 bAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
2 D* O( `* Q2 c8 a7 \daughter and said, "Would you like to say the# U! f5 v- X( ?- x* x; l
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The5 B2 l) r! W; G4 U7 M! z$ \7 }2 T
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."( G/ [) i( J0 r i; l1 P. H
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
% y4 i, W. g3 q; q- Kand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these J6 W8 u% f/ [" L7 d
people to dinner?"
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( X4 s, m6 u. \- i" PCheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines! |
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