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Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :$ z/ P1 [0 c0 y0 ~
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,- k" J! a- @$ {
Harold is his name.0 d& f5 [# v+ \. c5 B, h: `
Amen."0 ] U0 W& @" r1 i" x( I H
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A little boy was overheard praying:& S3 c* e2 }6 I+ Y+ R5 h" F; \
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,7 x# N9 e9 Y3 ~7 g$ _3 m/ h* r
don't worry about it.( m) | r9 H7 W; ?- l
I'm having a real good time like I am."5 i4 p% L7 b, B' Z2 y0 s# R+ H
0 P6 [- P6 n. w; M8 x. tAfter the christening of his baby brother- I/ y! i) a& T- p+ W
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
* M S9 b w/ n) F* U' y! Bin the back seat of the car. His father asked
! w; h' n5 U* Q v7 Jhim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
) c/ ^3 w1 {, ~- k, cboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted9 s. `5 |$ Y# J
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted, x/ J) B. p5 o2 l
to stay with you guys."
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8 b) w$ g0 H1 c6 dOne particular four-year-old prayed,
% h& g8 L' A5 s+ H" M' t& t0 F"And forgive us our trash baskets as9 J" A- K* U4 ~! D1 {5 k# j
we forgive those who put trash in our9 \! N. L. g3 u7 a
baskets."
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; f4 }" S9 l$ f& G" ~5 iA Sunday school teacher asked her
# N; ^3 K# }5 J1 B- n7 U9 C8 Cchildren as they were on the way to) w3 D% G) u. J
Church service, "and why is it necessary
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, H8 A) ~1 ]: @8 q6 E& {( ^( @One bright little girl replied,
+ i( s2 ]4 M) R9 |7 C"Because people are sleeping."
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, y4 B- j$ X ]) oA mother was preparing pancakes for
; T! m1 G$ M6 k+ J/ v. a* g0 hher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.: p, L' J6 e- f
The boys began to argue over who would
* T8 G; z1 ?3 J' g. s z Xget the first pancake.
! k% y4 _% s$ m% d7 uTheir mother saw the opportunity for a' S" g" g' h+ z( T6 b
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
4 W# S( s2 w& m4 Hwould say, 'Let my brother have the
) O& ~8 P ?5 O4 U. x; a8 Nfirst pancake, I can wait' .", `2 m6 _% h- g- X2 [9 T/ F
Kevin turned to his younger brother and; \; E+ x; o8 V; V
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !", a9 q8 x3 R J& `
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A father was at the beach with his children% H/ j% C, f7 p0 q
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
y! K4 z+ i' |' Q' |grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore" J* A. ]9 M+ m" A8 ?
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
' V7 j/ _: i4 P z2 E0 O! z"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
8 q* b0 ~. d N& C2 K$ X"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.4 f5 J! j+ l# i; s9 X% B2 j
The boy thought a moment and then said,+ A* j9 W5 Z+ ~0 }
"Did God throw him back down?"
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2 f" J9 C! P* N8 bA wife invited some people to dinner.
6 G( t" }" j/ n4 XAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
& G# ~+ v- J8 W- E c; X5 Ydaughter and said, "Would you like to say the% y! U7 F" X/ d+ J) E' W
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The4 u9 o1 w g6 B' X
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
- c. O& s n4 }The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head( U- x7 @5 `; J3 J7 w) F) I J
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these1 v0 h s+ e8 S8 S0 [1 s0 J3 ^
people to dinner?"
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Cheers!!!
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8 N0 B/ Z8 f5 n" |Peace, love and happines! |
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