可爱可笑的孩童

没心没肺

Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
Harold is his name.
4 L- p& [1 o, D) o0 T* CAmen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:
7 W% M8 L: r, K4 q"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
don't worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother
: x* ~2 ~. e7 yin church, Jason sobbed all the way home
6 k; ?" }8 q' Z, V. h1 sin the back seat of the car. His father asked
) M  O! P* E! F5 f6 h0 _him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
7 x2 `' q3 r- jto stay with you guys."

One particular four-year-old prayed,
! _# b( q6 Z4 K- ["And forgive us our trash baskets as
we forgive those who put trash in our
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
children as they were on the way to
2 ^/ T: e) }+ J. }5 iChurch service, "and why is it necessary
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% H/ F$ m* k: r- Z! t1 n' _% GOne bright little girl replied,
"Because people are sleeping."

A mother was preparing pancakes for
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
0 n3 G0 }. q- C) o* HThe boys began to argue over who would
get the first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
6 X! b4 w3 D* c5 ~$ x- B2 Uwould say, 'Let my brother have the
first pancake, I can wait' ."
+ r0 R" a& U; h- R! Q% t3 l, gKevin turned to his younger brother and
7 Y& i$ C# K# j2 I) F; zsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
4 x0 t, E: A: z/ \. H; W% @"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
. u2 X3 h" i0 Y& V! Q% m9 PThe boy thought a moment and then said,
& `' P3 P9 {* N"Did God throw him back down?"
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) f) ~! O# d) h5 ?# }A wife invited some people to dinner.
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
1 p9 h' Z$ X8 V2 N5 [0 @9 Jblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
- \! D4 z9 N5 k3 E, cThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
people to dinner?"

Cheers!!!

Peace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
6 o+ s0 M, _% h9 ]Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
3 E0 M0 {3 q' Q- p' e4 N1 t6 D"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

1 f! ^, Z( [6 K4 `1 g$ }; Z* @( o0 dRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

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好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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好好吃

* W3 |; j5 H4 ^' ^9 nha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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; i! s( R% d# RRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
% O% \, l( S+ [- D"Don't be selfish!" I said.
( Q6 c  M2 K: {5 g$ u4 _/ v0 xMy boy's eyes turned ...

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' b$ ~" R5 T9 _Aha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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, o* }/ J- B- |& T; _aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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1 N6 S, G% n. j& F7 g8 ERecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
. \. f6 v; ?: ?"Don't be selfish!" I said.
# C4 }+ `  ]# pMy boy's eyes turned ...

3 w3 ]" J, z  YThanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby