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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church3 @3 h2 r' o  R7 E7 ]% L% R% ?
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3-year-old Reese :
! D; N. k* R( w% U$ E6 C. d"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
7 |) B/ j3 P; C5 tHarold is his name.
: P! F3 G. y# O+ y: s  WAmen."
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" g- |# @7 z8 P$ V5 rA little boy was overheard praying:
+ v0 ^3 e/ M. B' o' D"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
, \- t" y/ x# g; n* Z' h2 G) p) @! tdon't worry about it." J7 |; c) W! i7 s7 V0 |
I'm having a real good time like I am."3 m5 d$ ]. l# C$ N7 Y5 D
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After the christening of his baby brother
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in the back seat of the car. His father asked- Q9 ~. R5 x+ }/ Q* t+ w0 U! W
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
9 i) V) [2 f- m& N0 X7 }* k0 w4 Uboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted2 f( o. ~4 A- o
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
+ i$ b! V# A. `6 b5 mto stay with you guys."& c" X! h" U( G% _7 K

9 y/ G& c8 [; r, a. Y  n  mOne particular four-year-old prayed,
% D$ b; u$ b# Q$ X"And forgive us our trash baskets as
- b4 z# ~$ ]0 O" \- S1 b. vwe forgive those who put trash in our0 e' o4 ^) e0 u$ A' [9 |1 m
baskets."# k) X% u) \0 j/ k9 l3 Q

1 O9 S% n$ U3 n8 N% F8 x% UA Sunday school teacher asked her/ s6 @! L6 M, Z2 O6 R$ N" O, S' G
children as they were on the way to
8 d& i4 s7 n: @1 NChurch service, "and why is it necessary
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One bright little girl replied,
, G8 y% ^, ]6 T$ C( s"Because people are sleeping."  W8 t! I+ x" w- M* w1 [: f) g
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A mother was preparing pancakes for7 \! x! n. }! {: g
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
2 w7 j$ F3 D  J, K  [- iThe boys began to argue over who would
' n, I3 M3 e* W/ j9 Bget the first pancake.
- N2 H; V1 i( [" x# G5 M/ R2 pTheir mother saw the opportunity for a% W9 q9 u& z% n' z
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He6 r+ D7 j% R5 y1 u8 z2 i- [
would say, 'Let my brother have the
+ o; L- r1 x5 m8 {  [+ u4 `) Kfirst pancake, I can wait' ."- p$ I$ v9 f# ]- z
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
; o/ ]7 f+ I' E# Q( ~4 D5 H8 Asaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children
% ~9 r. F7 t" F1 y" ]) E, l0 Ywhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,& J' r) F7 {6 M9 Y4 S% I! k1 C
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore1 K7 W8 |" X8 M0 `( C# l4 \0 Y
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.; X9 A* L. H0 i! `, m
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked., h4 \" x) g* J* l1 _0 [8 K, x
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
& l1 u9 F$ l. n1 g- S, MThe boy thought a moment and then said,
: \& S5 ^. M4 O1 w0 Z; m"Did God throw him back down?"& ?4 a! {0 H1 P, N4 S5 B
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
% A) N& w/ U8 \5 l& z4 X/ g& wAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
$ I. l; x. M3 Y0 p8 _daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
4 p% Q4 \4 A0 g2 u: m& Eblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
+ F* w0 F* n" b1 \, S& C5 Ggirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."8 y$ |$ O: u; p, X/ b. l
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head5 z5 G1 {! b! r% Q6 U+ x, j9 F
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these- z+ U' q1 [, z- U
people to dinner?"
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6 K1 l! G- J4 y6 @0 z# ]0 K4 XCheers!!!5 |! G/ t  @  v  c% g+ j
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Peace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表 $ x1 H7 B; N$ f* e8 q% W
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

0 Q% H$ y* z$ Laha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.$ n, {1 {6 n$ o' [8 J0 o
"Don't be selfish!" I said.% \2 L: y/ t- y
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
9 f6 D8 F2 W4 q0 z9 |' i1 Q) g, S7 HI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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: g" E% e+ P! ], L1 u0 `aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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" o1 T* ?! S. k. w, W  E) S- ~Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
5 r. M* {% q: C! u' O1 A/ g"Don't be selfish!" I said.
# [) l7 _' o) g0 ^My boy's eyes turned ...

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9 q  ]6 C! C7 K( g, k8 x5 X好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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$ [( J( F4 u; d好好吃
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ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 5 B3 V; ~* c" F+ j4 F
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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  D+ Y3 f( {. y( }/ U8 b3 ?Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct., U' q. Y0 \/ J( p* y, i& p( X3 q
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
& ]7 L" L" E' S+ xMy boy's eyes turned ...

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Aha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 " s% ?' X" X6 S  Q5 v* J; e6 }' i

" ^: J4 x1 r9 K7 v* }; F% Maha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: " X; f0 S6 ^6 d7 s& y; _

9 U2 g" M+ s+ l+ m  DRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
1 _: D5 X) q9 P$ o8 i"Don't be selfish!" I said.
+ N; t8 V7 d5 S% mMy boy's eyes turned ...

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Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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