可爱可笑的孩童

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Kids in Church

3-year-old Reese :
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
9 p# G1 _- P# P' q  N5 tHarold is his name.
Amen."
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- g  I( D, f+ @8 e: zA little boy was overheard praying:
0 e9 f3 F+ O. P1 \# S"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
& V: c1 Z3 t& }' j: o* udon't worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother
$ X( b' T8 I& gin church, Jason sobbed all the way home
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
4 o; a; d7 r$ T: ?' T7 Nboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
to stay with you guys."
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; B/ R! B5 l! cOne particular four-year-old prayed,
, D7 B* x2 ?6 ?$ X"And forgive us our trash baskets as
/ U: F6 d7 |* a4 rwe forgive those who put trash in our
baskets."

A Sunday school teacher asked her
- E3 i. ^3 N0 l" ochildren as they were on the way to
Church service, "and why is it necessary
to be quiet in Church?"
One bright little girl replied,
* k4 S: G+ l$ N3 {8 Y"Because people are sleeping."

  n! }* Y5 V* }% m8 JA mother was preparing pancakes for
  m7 [3 ^+ B  X. d2 a# q: @# d0 ~& ~3 _her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
The boys began to argue over who would
/ y& W. t% [3 F: qget the first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
6 i( b1 g' H! H# [moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
, f7 F# g! |+ \, F* B) L# I! Dwould say, 'Let my brother have the
( l4 o( o+ j2 E& Z- W9 F- Efirst pancake, I can wait' ."
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"

5 t, v) ]4 w; t2 [6 B8 }1 AA father was at the beach with his children
% I/ b! T) s% p- {+ r! ], xwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
9 f5 d* y+ c& d6 V1 t' w3 \"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
The boy thought a moment and then said,
"Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
, j' o0 m9 u0 Kblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
" Z7 w! [2 `" U" [* a- aThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
people to dinner?"

& @$ e0 T4 J7 T1 TCheers!!!

2 }% f$ N# l. x- o9 v2 R( B9 tPeace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
' [5 Y" u! u4 K( P, V* `- g# H"Don't be selfish!" I said.
, V3 [7 m% I, V2 D" q. }My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
! B4 K4 O9 E' Q5 c6 M' _5 BI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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: f8 l8 ~: X! M5 q2 m3 l9 aaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

' w( I5 e- T+ _) N8 I* {Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
8 J3 i# S6 X# s8 P2 m1 YMy boy's eyes turned ...

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好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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; a' v4 b6 \" |  {, U% [Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

9 `  H7 ?) ]$ A8 b' lAha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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3 P, m/ ^3 _  ]6 Saha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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; j' h. u5 F) ~2 `" h3 n( T- s6 hRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
2 W8 D, k/ a5 T. P# m2 b- W"Don't be selfish!" I said.
1 f* \  T2 a, P3 q, u5 pMy boy's eyes turned ...

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  w% x! C! }9 hThanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby