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Kids in Church @9 b3 b i1 ^; Z3 ?" H3 Z
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3-year-old Reese :0 R/ E% ~4 h! ]) V, ^
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,7 P/ r/ W% R: a
Harold is his name.
4 n" C, Q( S; j& P( y5 aAmen."
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A little boy was overheard praying: N( ]8 P- u. @6 T" m: ^8 t
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,, X$ f7 e; O- p. M6 Y
don't worry about it.
- ]7 ^# w+ r0 Z8 uI'm having a real good time like I am."
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" [, j6 J* `( l2 ?0 L) KAfter the christening of his baby brother
& c8 E! M: j9 x- kin church, Jason sobbed all the way home
( z# A. H$ J' V* Qin the back seat of the car. His father asked4 D; m1 J/ g- M$ ^/ U
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the5 \/ V! t6 t7 d. k" J6 D
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
* w9 \/ \) h% K! G/ j/ pus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
. ^: k# _& |! P# O7 I* y: Xto stay with you guys."/ ~1 a/ C$ L% t2 a; A
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One particular four-year-old prayed,7 R4 F2 | X) p/ H
"And forgive us our trash baskets as: ]2 r/ O3 _1 w' f1 V! i
we forgive those who put trash in our
: N+ }, q# `% T* M8 Sbaskets."
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
4 R u# R6 a" ~3 h1 P5 \children as they were on the way to' u# Z; `3 o( H5 [% M! d! G& k
Church service, "and why is it necessary* l! s3 ^! S; l( x2 M9 B
to be quiet in Church?", M8 r$ d' {! n8 I( q
One bright little girl replied,3 i6 m; C8 _% a% }" g9 V" h/ T* F
"Because people are sleeping."
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+ l, X% c4 N% [( Y# n, G& \A mother was preparing pancakes for5 ~1 C4 A& C/ ^
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.( `0 @: K5 E. @2 }- `. p$ N" s- p4 j) b
The boys began to argue over who would9 _1 P; }7 [# \
get the first pancake.
1 t: Y, @7 T+ z: j9 A1 o2 `- XTheir mother saw the opportunity for a& g( u! c6 @& j& h( ^
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
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first pancake, I can wait' ."/ ?. R4 t" b& @& }) g V
Kevin turned to his younger brother and1 }. m! ?" N: A8 U m4 C# t
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"" E8 A1 r9 |: c' D2 q3 q
4 q; F1 [' E8 e) A( v/ ]A father was at the beach with his children# K0 v* \+ }- j" L" B( b, X
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
9 x5 E3 B2 W; w0 o& fgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
8 N; h% S) p. ~+ _/ J) t( Xwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
, Q8 O' [+ L2 K1 V9 b+ P: T"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
5 w$ o) F" m( y x' w"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
4 _8 ` l6 k. f# |The boy thought a moment and then said,
a( M' s' w$ O& M0 K"Did God throw him back down?". @( P. a, a/ n
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
, O. A- @, E/ W8 c: m5 n7 WAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
) T6 S7 ?( i* T) `9 L8 l% Jdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the( U6 `: Z) R/ ~/ i
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
9 P2 f! U# m& U; \# t5 o3 s4 K1 pgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
& i( _3 u7 d$ z/ D, ]7 C: eThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head* q& @5 j+ j [
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
1 F; {& O4 }4 W7 Kpeople to dinner?"9 S: m @& |7 a& [' K4 D
7 A5 G0 e8 T8 ]6 a3 WCheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines! |
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