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Kids in Church
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3 q- M' v" e' z1 i4 e3-year-old Reese :+ B9 y- H+ I/ P& o* u1 V
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,. j' _. z+ J' ]. T1 B$ W) f( t
Harold is his name.0 x! @9 R: e1 G$ M, c+ p$ f) x+ M
Amen."
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8 P4 r3 m K8 E1 R& C3 VA little boy was overheard praying:6 m: n# M5 \7 p
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,: ?# j( g8 e) p# k* B
don't worry about it.
0 F/ a" l% c" p5 L) Y' d) GI'm having a real good time like I am."
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. q+ z( Z& h: ]% p yAfter the christening of his baby brother
8 J% A/ S0 q, {, K6 [in church, Jason sobbed all the way home: p' F9 m- `, j' a4 @/ |9 r
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
& x+ ^) d6 o3 b' yhim three times what was wrong. Finally, the9 @- j4 Z* `2 C. M: |8 t0 P
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
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to stay with you guys."
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. M0 u/ y$ `% {+ HOne particular four-year-old prayed,' J; p+ \2 N" t ]/ K
"And forgive us our trash baskets as) }- B) E& C1 D k' o M8 y' `
we forgive those who put trash in our) X W/ M# s, N7 p. H
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" J% P( g+ _6 E2 ?) B- A$ DA Sunday school teacher asked her
3 O& k1 w7 D, nchildren as they were on the way to
$ Y. G* L5 o7 u8 { k' D% F7 OChurch service, "and why is it necessary
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7 d5 }5 v; k: |9 D c1 ?- @One bright little girl replied,! T a5 w2 S' ?6 l
"Because people are sleeping."( o3 w, k) ?& y! [. a4 c6 A
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A mother was preparing pancakes for: G8 J/ E% z& g1 B
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.8 J; O' P8 A+ i
The boys began to argue over who would; P) x2 f& M9 \
get the first pancake.
0 v" `/ @8 i8 J2 G) }, UTheir mother saw the opportunity for a2 k; `9 y5 }+ \) F) X/ r
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He# p) s9 V( \" M$ L4 v
would say, 'Let my brother have the
2 U( i+ U( l! D3 Mfirst pancake, I can wait' ."
' p# x- H, K+ u B, q. mKevin turned to his younger brother and. Y2 H0 v2 r X4 |! _1 J
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"2 {$ D: I' m) ^( l
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A father was at the beach with his children; Z0 m5 M1 w- V5 E
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,8 P+ G1 h: N3 ^8 G$ n6 Y, t" C- ]
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
8 l/ O& G. B% c) `- F1 k) {- Xwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
' ]7 i1 b k5 `9 w% {"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.# H% m. Y. V; y }9 d
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.' \# \, M3 `- h2 ?8 V' m4 g
The boy thought a moment and then said,6 b/ d; K, K4 d7 t/ \
"Did God throw him back down?"* [; f& O$ C4 n, B) h
* I; T1 q: l0 B! E) G0 a0 I1 }A wife invited some people to dinner.
; E% ^" a9 w( w2 z* ^, [At the table, she turned to their six-year-old8 c; E$ C% V4 d# o6 t$ A
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the3 G; h2 m, u7 E) s q9 R+ L6 g
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
8 _1 `+ J+ V9 d: X# w$ m- tgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
+ m) ~5 O7 o; L. G1 P( _The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head7 J- l4 y& t* Z: N8 B3 G
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
5 X1 E$ `/ K+ d1 G& N2 Vpeople to dinner?"! Q, I: U& k; K
- H# c9 @# K z2 e+ R y) D7 CCheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines! |
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