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Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :
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Amen."
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1 y5 }( S/ H3 Q0 a3 g8 A! nA little boy was overheard praying:
3 Q+ t$ x) b- d0 k" M) |8 w3 z+ i"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
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I'm having a real good time like I am."
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7 L6 ]0 w4 A2 UAfter the christening of his baby brother7 V6 U0 n" d# R- G9 ?
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
. P8 x- @* Q8 d: w. ]& v& L% Nin the back seat of the car. His father asked1 Z* I/ y. h: x# T
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the: ^& X6 w( f; f, R
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
8 ^* k( _- t; s/ o0 Eus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted9 {! b6 `1 E) @1 T$ u
to stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed,3 K/ _0 g/ a. Z# s h! s" }
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
- ^; w. d* Z# {( X0 g) wwe forgive those who put trash in our
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A Sunday school teacher asked her7 j# P/ s5 K' O& m
children as they were on the way to! R* m# Z) X; l+ Q
Church service, "and why is it necessary
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One bright little girl replied,
; @6 w! P2 S5 A1 w0 ?. i"Because people are sleeping."* k( S. k1 z/ x, c; L# N1 d
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A mother was preparing pancakes for
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The boys began to argue over who would
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Their mother saw the opportunity for a
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would say, 'Let my brother have the9 F2 y2 z5 I1 p+ e) f+ Y
first pancake, I can wait' .": U' m! V9 T! U" [+ z8 X% [: a) G
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
# W3 h0 ~! I7 Qsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children G) l8 K( M4 [ h6 ~
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,5 y: x+ g+ B* U" u* f
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
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"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.. c6 z& v } D n
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
( D, ^! [( @. S9 CThe boy thought a moment and then said,0 v S( E: J8 u( s |, A
"Did God throw him back down?"
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# O6 b; @' W' \A wife invited some people to dinner.$ m; w2 _/ x5 @" E8 f( T
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old, p' b# L8 u1 o2 y% D
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the0 p' C7 c% ^% w( ?2 u ^
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
( b6 h3 `. v8 i- o, N1 i( Wgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
) l, A3 k- t1 v- S( u/ |; U, V% b, nThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
6 \. t( ^; L; H+ M2 X$ c* k/ o7 @and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
6 Z9 k6 C" ^* Q' h% T |, o" G! jpeople to dinner?": i6 w' S N* p* H' N' S: f
, s, A- W" W, m( cCheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines! |
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