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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church
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2 y- b3 d. R3 D3-year-old Reese :
7 y' F( C% }5 s& |+ |"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
$ n; d9 ^1 F) R: ~  x  gHarold is his name.
9 \1 r5 `/ u8 M! I0 K5 sAmen.", O$ V6 I. F7 R
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A little boy was overheard praying:
. l+ R% {- i" V& _/ ~, H; K/ ?6 p  d/ l"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
0 Z) Y# d% }6 y; u/ J& L& ndon't worry about it.* k7 U9 P) k3 R% \  m: h
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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) t* s6 a7 |. B" k( F. wAfter the christening of his baby brother  N7 M; a* b+ |) {
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home& g/ O; [$ y  j. {6 {
in the back seat of the car. His father asked) [$ o. o. o2 w8 S2 J* P) S8 i4 r
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the5 `1 _0 M1 J0 m: |8 |
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
/ x! ], b1 {, z- n  P) I/ fus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
, }  ^* q) m6 Cto stay with you guys."
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5 A- p- o4 f, u; C9 G- P+ r# ~One particular four-year-old prayed,
9 l" P0 N& P$ U8 X1 h, f"And forgive us our trash baskets as
, _6 }. ~4 r. J1 X6 A7 Q- m3 [we forgive those who put trash in our4 H) b4 O9 o8 f) d/ O) k+ A
baskets."' ]7 h. {. N# Y7 j) z4 E" @9 v% a

1 @* |: H9 u5 M5 c2 Z2 j) d# Y% P" W7 b7 IA Sunday school teacher asked her
. Z: Z3 n6 B: v* p8 Cchildren as they were on the way to
. X6 `8 i' w& m7 l8 Q$ D2 OChurch service, "and why is it necessary8 O1 ?9 Y( A0 U
to be quiet in Church?"
; U) o8 n: s8 V% M* c( FOne bright little girl replied,5 K% ]( ^: f+ E$ |$ S
"Because people are sleeping."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for
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The boys began to argue over who would
8 t! [' T$ G5 Y% ]/ t4 zget the first pancake.
2 ?" r0 ~5 d  I) vTheir mother saw the opportunity for a& t+ {6 ~2 W2 p( E4 r' t8 k+ d8 L" ]
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He( T, _5 y! Y; g* S/ }% E
would say, 'Let my brother have the& K! i3 G5 s+ L  E; ~. Z. J3 w
first pancake, I can wait' ."7 N  Z$ q$ H4 R- @' W% [' Z/ |
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
! g$ t/ N. Q4 M, j9 D6 Gsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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9 ?) R1 H; n- r6 W* XA father was at the beach with his children  Q0 T9 D" T1 U8 n+ N
when the four-year-old son ran up to him," s. W  d5 W( x& R8 N
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore; D8 ]8 E- B# @. M: N. ^; i, E
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.4 I+ f/ E4 j! X  Z& Q- U
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.1 G3 e% o% F' ^2 z& G& f/ |, c
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
* ^/ v3 {3 H" s4 |, a: b, r! uThe boy thought a moment and then said,+ V6 U' ~) p7 j9 g" T
"Did God throw him back down?"- }; g1 @0 l9 J7 D' j1 t+ i# F
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
1 g# Q" J7 E( FAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
, p2 v% m1 t" Kdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
  b: o! c# w. f# Y" Ublessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
1 W' W( g( G: t+ q9 r) lgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
6 p1 O. `$ B, W& j! m! jThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head5 ]* Q& W1 {4 H: d1 I1 e6 k7 D
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
/ M4 e3 W" ?; K4 F4 Q3 epeople to dinner?"
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  x. X7 f# z% |5 r/ H7 vCheers!!!. ~" d2 e; g8 R! Q: E7 ~' N
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Peace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
* ], _& w+ D, e' p" |Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: * }2 U  |) [. v7 @4 e  W  [7 Y8 l, ^
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
5 C! v9 L; N. e/ ^1 @4 l2 y"Don't be selfish!" I said.
' B$ \5 F& {0 L1 z1 Y. Y& rMy boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
5 P# z+ \( [5 l0 nI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.: H( k- k7 z9 |) y
"Don't be selfish!" I said.# B  q$ S% t  M4 r% i0 g
My boy's eyes turned ...

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5 E5 S' t# I% o/ N0 d好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表 $ b0 ?# g8 y) ^  g: O

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好好吃
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ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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8 ?& \* o! Z& c% H$ _aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: ( n& U1 O! J0 {. n( Z

6 y" B8 E: U8 `* K4 [' cRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.( B0 F4 f- {; c3 Z
"Don't be selfish!" I said.: W5 M" d# K( {* K) y3 g8 F: m
My boy's eyes turned ...

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Aha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: 4 x: e2 h3 J7 ^2 M' L5 W6 p+ h/ r

, |! t& L/ l3 jRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.4 v" n9 }* l7 G$ x% u: S7 w
"Don't be selfish!" I said.; g8 D8 C) b# k  A1 Z
My boy's eyes turned ...

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" v1 U/ C0 w) p* h. t: e( u: Y- E1 QThanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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