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Kids in Church' P6 Z3 C# t6 {) W- I& _. |
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3-year-old Reese :, E9 z; Q& g+ g8 s6 s1 l6 N1 P* z
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven, C* N# T1 K6 f$ m4 ^& V
Harold is his name.
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6 h: ]% S2 p% o9 Y5 UA little boy was overheard praying:- j- V* E- z# L9 E: C# W
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,1 [1 C [" i; S, a9 |: t) ]8 b
don't worry about it.
6 k% l4 S+ l3 K6 p! O7 vI'm having a real good time like I am."
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4 A: s1 {, O( \! kAfter the christening of his baby brother
/ P) G% e: e, }in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
9 p' d% Y- i8 F3 W; O" oin the back seat of the car. His father asked8 b6 _" F# V' a# Y: e2 }4 M
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
3 _! W2 q6 u/ Lboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted0 L: P; r0 x* M- N. f3 F
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted- M& j; ]' b( H6 x) n: h9 P
to stay with you guys.", H0 s3 R e; r/ R) ~! f
( ^7 ~, D, V0 C9 `4 nOne particular four-year-old prayed,
, ^1 e4 W9 p( a. z0 l8 n"And forgive us our trash baskets as6 `2 d/ }; P! U# Q' ^' `
we forgive those who put trash in our& j; p* \2 C. n' l: t1 K
baskets."
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
- i. R3 e2 M& A# r$ v m' gchildren as they were on the way to5 ^! T$ X, c2 K! F! C0 L3 x
Church service, "and why is it necessary2 T2 d' x, e9 ]) N9 e4 U; J3 O
to be quiet in Church?"- C6 V8 F- _0 \. s6 i/ U4 f/ h
One bright little girl replied,
' `9 J" T+ z8 ]; ?% o"Because people are sleeping."
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. I. c @( g' D& F- kA mother was preparing pancakes for
8 y/ S2 S2 Q6 Lher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
( |7 Y% B2 u5 n5 g3 }The boys began to argue over who would
U8 |. J* I0 u3 T7 z& Qget the first pancake.
% @3 }, H# Q- N! O* X! ]Their mother saw the opportunity for a
' a0 t* H( Z" Q2 Z; c( K( N* r2 Rmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
2 Y* ]7 F. Z& C0 E# Vwould say, 'Let my brother have the: b2 P7 r8 Z) @" Z! }
first pancake, I can wait' ."# p# N3 s/ Z R; W8 q
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
2 C1 L+ ]1 a& Y; {; B! Rsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"9 X9 `2 T: X% t# {. y
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A father was at the beach with his children
: K7 U2 D# U. P2 i, P/ S: fwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,8 V1 \1 n2 X% F
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
- B2 _ t$ S' ^2 S$ y3 Pwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.+ D' G* O4 [ a: V" d
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
; B$ t/ ]) a, `"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
/ j5 }- {1 v6 l9 k. ^9 h! JThe boy thought a moment and then said,( i& p& Q# w- }
"Did God throw him back down?"
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6 R8 m, I. g$ FA wife invited some people to dinner.2 V( t/ @# D8 c2 v/ _- Y7 U
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
* H$ Y3 g% G. R0 w0 Vdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
$ U- w7 c( K" {8 I( z4 R. e! ~. M* G; Wblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
3 u; Q' w% ]# Kgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
1 {! _. ~5 m' O0 qThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head5 P2 ^0 W! N" l
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
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Cheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines! |
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