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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :
0 i# A/ ^6 r6 P+ i$ U"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
3 ]0 J- U, ]9 e4 G: OHarold is his name.* W6 R0 ]" J! _9 {& n" k
Amen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:
) L# b: t6 U# T* M$ F4 E"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,6 g% z. X* W7 H1 t
don't worry about it.
& p, [) Z, L6 C( u# yI'm having a real good time like I am."1 U# c2 u: e3 [! M& l

: B# I5 `2 j/ Z$ x8 lAfter the christening of his baby brother  c. B$ W! X0 v! R6 l
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
% Q% d$ t' K+ B/ Bin the back seat of the car. His father asked
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boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted/ \" G1 I) [1 n" x" R
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
* D! G( g7 J/ ^0 r- j1 Z( d0 v& Dto stay with you guys."& |' r' e. g, J; @$ l# J

8 ~2 \7 b, F, S0 ZOne particular four-year-old prayed,
. c+ C1 O/ V  x"And forgive us our trash baskets as
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baskets."
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" J+ _7 V, X0 }1 L. XA Sunday school teacher asked her
7 T! J% e1 t# y9 x, ^1 cchildren as they were on the way to
6 Q( i0 J2 I; \1 }/ z( `Church service, "and why is it necessary3 ~& |) j. P& j# q6 D3 D& i
to be quiet in Church?"/ q1 q& z: e9 g" n
One bright little girl replied,0 R0 u- ~: b0 ^  s( J0 q
"Because people are sleeping."
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# ^) d) M" A6 T3 U* GA mother was preparing pancakes for
- g! I  ~, ~+ E3 K, M6 W- i- yher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
3 J) t" r/ `; F* _& R9 WThe boys began to argue over who would  @) G9 D- p* f8 b; p# {
get the first pancake.5 l* g2 c+ d8 l0 Q3 S* r
Their mother saw the opportunity for a6 d8 z' l; e9 U' k* h: ^
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He( K* Z. O9 ?2 v* ?5 M
would say, 'Let my brother have the
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Kevin turned to his younger brother and8 a) g4 K% s# B+ z$ Q8 L
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"  @2 F% N) q- M* G, V

! J3 ^' m9 @; M% j, LA father was at the beach with his children& @# H/ h' j* `1 X- j, Q9 _* G
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
4 D6 P  F" Z# I1 S+ P8 bgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore& t; E* \  r. E0 `) \9 l2 }  R, V
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
0 \: q. |* o8 M; z9 ^"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.; K; b; G4 H; K; V7 T
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.: @* G: p" `8 C# _( G
The boy thought a moment and then said,' h/ S" [  i' ]  |1 o
"Did God throw him back down?") _4 k8 J/ k6 M. E

. ^  p" h/ A& G& W* A5 d5 iA wife invited some people to dinner.
* v! [2 o* A7 P1 F8 sAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
5 r* w7 E: q8 }$ }- Q; h7 B$ Edaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
' f0 h" U  d' |: nblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The6 P& v8 [6 l( c" Q1 F. `/ Z
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say.". `. m5 v4 o1 m- H, R, a; \  r
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
2 ^7 g# W, I6 K/ Z: `9 aand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these' c* F$ m  W" ?+ F3 q
people to dinner?"0 c% O4 Q( {1 |! [+ x; n

9 p  E4 p) W0 I- s% k) @; L5 DCheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
& w+ |1 C3 B; U: C2 D% L' d/ zVery funny stories. Kids are so cute!

1 G  H$ d: L8 R; f: ?2 O6 `aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: 6 R# Z# `, X2 \; K3 b
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.6 e, Z- x1 [. M, q+ t0 l9 ?; A$ P
"Don't be selfish!" I said./ S* \. A5 Y7 l1 s
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
+ M8 X3 ^* }$ @3 x, r, AI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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7 Z; M/ r9 c& x0 O* s/ P7 Jaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: $ v. D+ B  \4 [6 ~
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.* S, L# Z6 C* J9 `4 C9 O5 z/ N
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
2 o1 l( {5 W+ \; k* x; Q1 A3 G9 TMy boy's eyes turned ...
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好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表 , z& \4 t8 ^4 F9 p& o

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好好吃
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ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 9 z1 R, G3 @! R) |2 R: L
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.  _+ R) r0 _: \% K. H
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
: t; j3 H7 a4 s8 HMy boy's eyes turned ...

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1 n& T: K' W+ {6 DAha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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: e/ N0 B; R8 Q( l4 _0 P7 g7 M& ^* \aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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% R9 {& X$ C( C, N$ h; }! [Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.2 }2 \% \) C% ~7 u, M$ a
"Don't be selfish!" I said.& ?9 t' q5 F2 t) O# d
My boy's eyes turned ...
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Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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发表于 2008-2-20 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
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