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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church
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/ K, C6 n) w% n; R! }3-year-old Reese :  i/ @3 P9 b  ]+ m
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
% d/ c3 P- F' t' w; x. _1 DHarold is his name.
# A! o" a7 J' C% C( V( Y$ n* PAmen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:
0 V2 H% |, d5 z; r% r"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,/ I4 ^. Q  X1 ~  B+ V! X5 R: I
don't worry about it.
6 E& x$ b2 d2 l- z1 `/ b. M: iI'm having a real good time like I am."
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" g8 H+ Q/ q1 {' r0 \! FAfter the christening of his baby brother
" w( ?; u) p7 V# i8 vin church, Jason sobbed all the way home
8 ]( e! t" h0 y# A& C: E' T3 sin the back seat of the car. His father asked9 r9 t, \$ ?7 K/ m8 C. z
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the( ?; ~  L) D! d9 L8 a" n' r
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
) g4 Z9 G$ k" l% I% e8 P8 dus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted+ H. ]7 @1 l9 s- y, E
to stay with you guys."$ O5 g2 q  }& l7 Z
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One particular four-year-old prayed,' x& d7 N3 p1 D6 R5 p
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
/ h" o& Z8 J: L2 xwe forgive those who put trash in our
# v2 P9 F, I  M( z% B; i, Y+ ebaskets."9 e2 K" Y# ~0 y! b- D% _* j

1 W9 Y8 Z* b' M4 a5 g- V! z7 E. \A Sunday school teacher asked her2 g. s- Z/ t, F$ d0 R; s
children as they were on the way to
( {9 P, Z7 B& K+ n* o) ~Church service, "and why is it necessary
: F% S' D7 I2 |) n; cto be quiet in Church?"
$ U/ d1 t0 ~0 L2 h" L! G: gOne bright little girl replied,
( X/ G2 F0 V. A! {9 D9 t"Because people are sleeping."
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9 w7 D# k' V! m) J) O7 zA mother was preparing pancakes for
" n. R2 N" i- d& _: P3 V6 ~her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.' U4 N0 N, A) B1 ~3 z
The boys began to argue over who would
( q% D7 q6 y. l% Gget the first pancake.2 M" Q+ u8 A* E) W! ?
Their mother saw the opportunity for a1 {7 G+ T7 Z  L0 j0 N1 |; h
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He6 C; |& G. }  @2 E. F
would say, 'Let my brother have the+ s; {8 i6 E$ {
first pancake, I can wait' ."
$ Q+ X1 y+ ^2 O0 s6 XKevin turned to his younger brother and
: }- I. t: c+ q0 qsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children0 v/ |% N& `" Y% m
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,5 g0 n( }+ \. C0 Z
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
- v9 a( ?+ n# a% vwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.' g* s2 g6 J5 c5 {7 g2 i
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.4 i  G1 D$ }# h# O' T' l2 r2 \
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.  T0 T1 N" V1 l3 K$ F
The boy thought a moment and then said,
) O" E0 ?% T# i" M' Z"Did God throw him back down?"$ P+ `* y8 a( D  V6 j; `
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
" u, s8 N+ o5 W( E) u/ cAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old+ x  {3 W% D% X. b3 ~7 z3 _; P
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the$ W0 K$ S- |- A
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
  D7 {! G+ P- F8 B7 D, ygirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say.": B' b3 s  M! n# z. s8 k% k
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
% s0 b$ F6 q" l; E9 y  {and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
5 v9 t1 e1 x1 K, _4 Lpeople to dinner?"
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Cheers!!!
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. _( X# n- q5 ~3 T9 ^3 BPeace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
: q) ?( Z" y2 {Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

" Z; d! f% T4 m9 w6 D% _. D4 [aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: & D; ?; y$ @* I( o4 ~

+ M3 L% I* V2 l+ C- [Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.7 s: o( D+ s2 A" z! I
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
& L" Y6 b" C+ I$ u) J! g' C# bMy boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
: C8 v( {% e+ k" wI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 : @  J5 {& y  v/ Y+ ~

- Z7 G% _* |6 K4 Raha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: % v% d6 C+ T9 f3 ?% z
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.) W! R6 O# P- X" H
"Don't be selfish!" I said.& N  U6 v1 n& }9 E7 p
My boy's eyes turned ...

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% l+ U1 r8 C; t: \) U好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表 . J$ T+ H3 c) M, i

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ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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1 Q4 ^- [  l1 @  h9 i# |; I6 eaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: ' Y9 ^% d( T+ B7 U0 J% n- r) E

# h) G$ B4 G  C) TRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
: o' h, x! q+ K% ~" e6 z"Don't be selfish!" I said.
5 z: q, I. C' E2 @+ C9 sMy boy's eyes turned ...

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7 O, A6 q* r7 EAha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: 5 l! R2 V& {* q- R

, U: m; u; q) b8 ]$ i/ I5 `! qRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
1 X" L, h& z$ L  b& f& I"Don't be selfish!" I said.# g* P! e, l# ?) U" [! b
My boy's eyes turned ...

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( `; y7 ?9 h) K+ G( IThanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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