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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church: J! X' G& {: F+ H/ I5 h! f+ G

8 F( L" S% u0 h# d9 j3-year-old Reese :& a$ C$ I- U1 X; v, ?* }, B& }
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
1 Y7 S* W# k+ D4 W' X% VHarold is his name.+ b3 [/ u: p3 C% G- @( u3 Z
Amen."5 T. V- }6 h& I6 O  B8 @. X

9 ^' ^; z, V# q% E1 [; G; DA little boy was overheard praying:# O& ^# w. ]" d
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
5 w/ z8 |6 p" Ydon't worry about it.
# l3 C) m/ o' }3 V- r# aI'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother
  l% |3 x3 Y& lin church, Jason sobbed all the way home
( x+ n; M7 B- Nin the back seat of the car. His father asked
2 d' X5 `# f8 H9 i$ q. g# Q6 nhim three times what was wrong. Finally, the. h4 c( M# u+ W1 s2 ]4 v1 x( ~4 E( g( d
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
) v- P9 {! L. i" P  t3 _4 Nus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted9 P* j* K" U! W
to stay with you guys."
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7 z7 w$ ]  i. Y, HOne particular four-year-old prayed,0 s# Q0 G% P0 }; m% h
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
8 r% g$ }1 o- i9 c% q. Dwe forgive those who put trash in our
: s8 w; Q- e8 Q' Vbaskets."% @1 Z1 g' H7 K$ r' X8 W% Q

5 k/ U" @5 ~; @1 x; h- qA Sunday school teacher asked her
# V6 J* y3 @( {( Wchildren as they were on the way to. f3 c5 I/ }& {" j+ i' M  F
Church service, "and why is it necessary
- o, k/ Q% T, W3 ~5 g. K+ Gto be quiet in Church?"
7 R3 `# h- V3 n4 Y& [$ H1 SOne bright little girl replied,1 v' [2 u. x1 o! a* U3 z- O8 p' i
"Because people are sleeping."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for
4 r* M1 h% |6 n( t( K6 [  M3 }her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.. R$ z3 a& D: ]. c
The boys began to argue over who would: `3 ~1 b( ^. d8 @
get the first pancake.6 S4 K4 |* x0 L2 B
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
  x" Q) p! q  C: U! [; Z# \moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
0 V( X' A" u" [, h" H" Ewould say, 'Let my brother have the
. z4 m" }# n3 O2 mfirst pancake, I can wait' ."
7 w/ N" \% p& v2 O8 bKevin turned to his younger brother and
" l% r% J8 O$ Usaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !". O, q, g' M7 K# E

8 V6 j5 r% @+ `- f. gA father was at the beach with his children
1 b8 _- ^& C  R( `6 k& u9 }& \when the four-year-old son ran up to him,/ Q7 q7 x9 z' X9 [  f
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore3 k% i0 \8 Z: z, `$ \
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
' [5 P% @% a  [6 P5 j"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.6 m( p; c0 C& h, u# T9 V  @
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
- ?6 s- J* E- k2 O2 w; XThe boy thought a moment and then said,4 ^4 c7 D2 a0 u+ Q. K" o3 l9 {1 O
"Did God throw him back down?"* u/ D9 i, A4 r5 p" V5 L# W

4 T1 X% Z( Z' V9 ^: X% KA wife invited some people to dinner.
, k* w9 S, F2 R+ N9 y3 jAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
) [, o2 x  Q" v+ y" Q4 wdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the' J' z5 C" ~; [- X. p0 p
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The# \3 p9 y' R1 S6 _% C3 V. Y
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say.", T8 s5 [; b' k9 {
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
- N4 a9 c4 L' p& d  F: gand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
* n4 Q" A3 t5 b1 |8 k; g7 B4 ypeople to dinner?"
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% `5 t8 h. w6 v) R1 }( w3 @Cheers!!!
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, o1 e, I( n7 H0 b: oPeace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
8 @: W# F( Q! I0 P, e8 x. lVery funny stories. Kids are so cute!

/ Q! l  w' X2 y" S7 M$ F. laha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: ; l7 B; I+ d7 U& a! H; f) x
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
( P: }5 u/ @1 K. O7 `5 E$ c"Don't be selfish!" I said.5 L! J5 X% k3 W: b' X
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
6 p: A, _) r# DI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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- c8 N& G& c8 j( [( r. daha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: / D3 ~" D# t, e& g, y. E* h1 U$ `2 @

8 U0 o& |' ^) }. R* P/ @. E- e$ URecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
' G& L: i- o1 L3 `"Don't be selfish!" I said.' `* r6 b; |0 G. D: j4 B
My boy's eyes turned ...

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好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表 ) y' i, O3 x1 \; m; R0 n3 B
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好好吃

! a; A+ \- u  _# Zha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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8 r. A# S2 J2 e# J- g' j7 v! C  M2 Paha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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3 x  }' G* Z; H: NRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
- r/ |9 ^1 m: j$ O3 S/ r"Don't be selfish!" I said.- D: H5 k' ~- B* l3 R7 h
My boy's eyes turned ...
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Aha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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% I9 R% R0 u  W* daha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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4 N/ U! }3 A, V9 r; kRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.. S2 c9 }+ }! y$ r" `2 y0 I
"Don't be selfish!" I said.: G  `. @& i. B: a% x. J
My boy's eyes turned ...
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9 I* b( G% X9 t2 |' y! _Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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发表于 2008-2-20 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
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