可爱可笑的孩童

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Kids in Church

# `* p4 m( k  b2 y* O! x3-year-old Reese :
" i% Y8 b9 J& {# y$ D9 U"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
5 A/ p( D; l  w. n: P" C: FHarold is his name.
Amen."

A little boy was overheard praying:
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
don't worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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* X( g( A) M' ]* D: v4 K; nAfter the christening of his baby brother
& p( W( @9 {, Zin church, Jason sobbed all the way home
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
9 T; B; b! N! Z  zhim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
9 I( z. u' n; Y/ }boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
& Y8 ~3 X5 A* x6 c. W5 A- X' T# lus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
to stay with you guys."

0 G7 R) U. D6 z5 ~9 jOne particular four-year-old prayed,
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
6 j) j' n  ~  `, b6 `& kwe forgive those who put trash in our
baskets."
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
/ L( x, X+ G; b  r% Achildren as they were on the way to
& n* D" e2 G- R' g+ B: lChurch service, "and why is it necessary
4 W8 I0 r' G/ A% s5 d( \to be quiet in Church?"
One bright little girl replied,
6 d$ H' ^  g6 f' Q"Because people are sleeping."

A mother was preparing pancakes for
1 l: `7 Y! m9 r8 s$ k& nher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
8 R- T' k% B+ y6 sThe boys began to argue over who would
get the first pancake.
0 ]5 l# h* [1 O; J- i; RTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
( d5 c: X: b1 J  R9 emoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
would say, 'Let my brother have the
0 N  k  }& z# i% Bfirst pancake, I can wait' ."
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
6 y. H/ c8 F0 l( N5 V' g. csaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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# {; o$ C6 _8 Y$ V4 j, }. ZA father was at the beach with his children
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
( m! o# W7 a; |( [. W( l: f/ J"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
; ?9 f9 S/ I. U) {The boy thought a moment and then said,
% d! `5 D+ u1 s+ v& y- `"Did God throw him back down?"
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) M- N) Y0 g! U0 q! s$ \A wife invited some people to dinner.
/ g$ B, l$ ^+ v6 V! D( HAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
  E  ~4 \- t5 V; rblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
! E7 D+ p1 ]+ b9 fgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
! \5 O: M& C) s3 ?9 h) w3 {people to dinner?"
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Cheers!!!

! n& C/ C; Z) zPeace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
2 _: n8 e+ w1 A" eVery funny stories. Kids are so cute!

$ a8 U7 V  ?/ U. q1 uaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
: E. N' j$ ]% Q$ ?5 V8 }8 O"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表

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$ ^4 A7 k" z. e5 Y( w好好吃

4 v  b" `, P. X( q: l9 gha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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; L8 w2 ~6 |4 p. naha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

% T! g8 ~! \3 {Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
) h! e4 m' E# ~  q* m# N) a"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

5 _1 H% m, c; U* D4 V" EAha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

: A* x/ D) W2 x% w& taha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
5 U- e, v! K  E! C) K"Don't be selfish!" I said.
) ]: v: k( R% k% w% `% IMy boy's eyes turned ...

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5 j. b' ?+ x0 F5 z$ @* EThanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby