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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :
9 v) u$ U/ M3 G: H0 g* Y! \"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
. p, i. u+ L# B1 f0 R! gHarold is his name.
1 i4 [! T. J( J8 ]/ wAmen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:( T+ ?/ Q8 [- ^1 b2 `) H1 V3 n
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,' ~# E% T, `4 f/ ], x/ `, {" ?
don't worry about it.! x- N1 b8 N$ T7 n$ N
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother
2 i3 h, i9 g8 K& D0 lin church, Jason sobbed all the way home4 T4 e0 B+ L9 _8 F- w5 j
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
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7 \2 e2 u4 s- u( g7 J; hboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted/ m4 P4 J& T! f$ Q8 g
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
6 x" t4 a0 m; |8 cto stay with you guys."
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! ^! H7 m/ r9 g$ t4 b" bOne particular four-year-old prayed,
4 S9 E7 }: f# G"And forgive us our trash baskets as" l, O4 @' r" r& C7 H& D, i
we forgive those who put trash in our
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2 {7 \! z' Y/ g4 b& s5 J: C* eA Sunday school teacher asked her+ i8 X9 }0 Q4 |( e! B4 P% j
children as they were on the way to
8 l1 D, `# {2 q% D: q2 c! v! P; XChurch service, "and why is it necessary+ O( N" ^1 d3 L+ K, S! c8 b) X
to be quiet in Church?"
. F( S8 s' A% P! M$ a" l$ DOne bright little girl replied,
. @/ H0 x, @" F$ R- h"Because people are sleeping."! g( d! h) I2 P
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A mother was preparing pancakes for7 J. ?, Q1 ~; z0 @
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
2 Q: i" G5 X# }9 L2 l; L" G/ fThe boys began to argue over who would3 H; H1 }! U2 j2 v
get the first pancake.7 e3 b' ?7 }; E& g/ F, s% d
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
# q$ _# Y: }- S0 O3 Y" g( }' T' Dmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
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first pancake, I can wait' ."
' D9 |, i7 \2 h& {& p$ K) lKevin turned to his younger brother and) b- r$ c3 }) [' h
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"! n, }5 L* D% F9 r( i

% H) [  ^0 f! pA father was at the beach with his children9 d# Y6 Z, x( N% @
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
0 x4 k/ _6 @2 @6 @% u4 z+ r$ ygrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore: X3 l* k/ k& g  t  h5 t
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.9 Z8 H* f# p$ y% B7 P1 C9 e- f! L
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.$ t5 ^; u# U& i7 P& ^: T5 |. p
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.+ R. j8 k2 y2 N, T% M6 C& t
The boy thought a moment and then said,! [, m( _. P, u( w$ @0 _
"Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
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daughter and said, "Would you like to say the& U" e5 @  S7 W& a* \7 d# F
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
% Z* V1 }: @9 `/ cgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
8 f  X  x5 l$ L2 N( E; k, SThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head. A2 u0 a" X2 C# v9 n3 [5 h
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
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6 Y# Z% R4 R' r+ B1 g/ QCheers!!!
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6 N( M/ E& T+ h/ ?+ `# ~Peace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表 4 y6 J* W2 @4 ?( U# u
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

: o; K: `3 @' H/ V* T: z' k1 f" k9 paha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: . P. ]  T, Y' i# f) A1 b6 k- ]

. y9 U  H( ^2 i5 ~) Z4 gRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.3 e# ^" t7 G! ]2 ~* ]' U
"Don't be selfish!" I said.: u2 r$ a" f6 Q! a1 M
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
  N7 V( b! W. ~( o, f" AI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 5 S8 C" K" g* n' |% O3 y& q

6 ?8 X( Z! H# Z: t+ ?aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: 4 [! }* B8 V( G) ~9 y

0 z: v0 n/ L  a9 p$ HRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct., u- V5 t5 s0 A6 c
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
7 C* h; V: \, L/ v0 z* K, r5 rMy boy's eyes turned ...
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好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表 " ^% B+ d2 e9 W+ o+ J: ~' q

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好好吃

* M0 `/ m5 f& M8 mha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 , ?- J  P; h" ?, [$ [5 }* t) z

; |& A0 u7 z" i4 jaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: & l  e+ Y# }0 ~- f' E3 o/ N

5 z" p5 ~* y% f) u/ T3 ^. s" F2 D- ZRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct." O& T5 Y9 s4 w! r/ `
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
7 E0 t: N# z0 h. q. z- v# tMy boy's eyes turned ...

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. v. B: M& S* B! I/ bAha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 + W3 }7 ^, N7 n, c$ V) L

' u. m9 U7 r0 c9 r. V) Haha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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5 f0 E& G; K+ s* kRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct./ p2 ?" n" ~( E; ]
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
2 i) B& a* f. s8 q0 D# eMy boy's eyes turned ...
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Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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发表于 2008-2-20 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
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