可爱可笑的孩童

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Kids in Church

( |+ ^) J& L- P% U" F3-year-old Reese :
. R8 ?; K) }! |0 y3 _' r; i"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
Harold is his name.
9 s8 D- X3 ]  p4 J2 CAmen."

A little boy was overheard praying:
, N4 {. k$ |, f. Q  ["Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
. I: Y0 H& ^! [% i: E9 F, p4 hdon't worry about it.
8 S6 k$ I, `9 `3 j- ]9 ~- ]I'm having a real good time like I am."
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$ E, q7 B* k0 n- L- w% a' sAfter the christening of his baby brother
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
  i* P3 q8 U# \7 ehim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
$ b; K) C0 h" mto stay with you guys."
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8 f; ]2 S+ _$ G0 k1 @; |! mOne particular four-year-old prayed,
. E1 q5 y/ j7 Y5 f9 `"And forgive us our trash baskets as
( _* p8 _& r+ B) K4 e- F+ b- L3 K$ zwe forgive those who put trash in our
0 Y) f* p+ K6 p8 J9 ebaskets."

A Sunday school teacher asked her
' W9 L' L. e9 r: Tchildren as they were on the way to
# S! `3 J5 {/ m/ ZChurch service, "and why is it necessary
to be quiet in Church?"
One bright little girl replied,
"Because people are sleeping."

+ e! ?2 a% y- w+ [6 qA mother was preparing pancakes for
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
The boys began to argue over who would
get the first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
4 t* S; W5 O1 a( W2 g, t0 @moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
would say, 'Let my brother have the
% S) O/ [" ]( F4 Zfirst pancake, I can wait' ."
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
5 E: H0 X* U# E) Z8 Bsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"

A father was at the beach with his children
# b: K% I+ F, E' ^3 D* E$ qwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
- Z7 [1 s, j6 G, m. I2 ?"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
The boy thought a moment and then said,
"Did God throw him back down?"
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5 u0 `3 K) ~! R3 j5 \A wife invited some people to dinner.
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
- ?* H* P& y2 \* x' ^daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
% Q3 e4 u* e/ V4 i; pblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
" h! M0 J6 M5 z/ v8 Mgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
0 N6 J8 \8 E8 l5 Q1 Sand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
0 p7 }8 U" T# K, a: Mpeople to dinner?"
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Cheers!!!

Peace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

5 ~0 Z$ a; l. x& m0 Waha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
! E! E9 N( N4 \* e) |" A. e7 nMy boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
2 n8 t0 O6 a5 DI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

$ }" F; @: D6 Naha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
) x& g3 _% c2 F/ n& }
Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
4 Z1 _& y% o6 S" Z4 J"Don't be selfish!" I said.
# Q7 ?' N6 J$ o1 o; n7 B: u8 LMy boy's eyes turned ...

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好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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好好吃

  j$ I5 E& ]* q0 P# iha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
  u! F5 _8 `$ d  |"Don't be selfish!" I said.
2 }' `& \# A9 |) tMy boy's eyes turned ...

3 I5 _4 b: v0 W) U' uAha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
5 |4 }- P, \" |2 m( x. X7 M"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

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Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby