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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :
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Harold is his name.
* s# O% V8 I' yAmen."9 k6 }& W/ e: ?8 h* |8 {% C

5 |1 d# ?- B( a0 c, [A little boy was overheard praying:
0 y/ k: Y0 t/ l: {+ z9 @& u/ y"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,  J. \" D( y+ ?/ j
don't worry about it.
4 G: z' K2 M/ kI'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother" q! V# s2 G) D
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home0 j  |5 ~0 y! B
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
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boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted* @7 C- h# o1 w5 M$ ~
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted  U$ ^) v+ a$ ^! C
to stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed,( g, A/ V- G4 H( r
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
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( R- U# g. D4 P" h, k& O* sA Sunday school teacher asked her
# D2 H& Q& l! ]( @2 o) ychildren as they were on the way to# V( X5 s6 s* d1 D4 j; ?6 }- r
Church service, "and why is it necessary2 V+ X2 w8 C2 g0 ]
to be quiet in Church?"
- t, M4 t6 m7 Z. |+ y+ w, J0 F- TOne bright little girl replied,( B2 E4 G! u7 _1 c( W1 W
"Because people are sleeping."( e# |( {( O$ s  i. H0 m: _
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A mother was preparing pancakes for0 N7 s- [0 Z7 L; v0 c
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
: j' }2 ~( l/ O' O" b2 w' bThe boys began to argue over who would
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Their mother saw the opportunity for a
: i1 U8 A6 T3 T; ~9 p2 jmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
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first pancake, I can wait' ."
3 Z& q; i  B. e/ zKevin turned to his younger brother and
* g! r" k3 B9 }6 m" Dsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children
  A- f$ @/ X8 `: @4 Gwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,
8 h7 u8 R* e; c. ?/ Zgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore: n7 a# F7 Z0 a
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.& Z. m5 Z7 z1 k' K$ A
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
4 w# N; K2 w) p" C"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
, W7 h1 m: E& l0 ~& z6 k$ l& x& \The boy thought a moment and then said,
$ C- P6 H% R( [- c6 a4 C"Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner.7 _7 u4 [0 h/ F3 f' }
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old( x( |( R: W% Z
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the$ C+ _; Z& F0 }
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The. a* F2 w% K( b# f
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."- Z+ |8 E1 F2 W
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
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people to dinner?"
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Peace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
" k; Y7 P1 E6 A# I: E2 `. q& ^Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

* z" s6 E% i0 w% G/ @aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: 6 V, K! u$ F- z/ \' R1 [; E

6 o$ M* A  E( |5 L3 zRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
( X5 S3 y( U/ a" ^"Don't be selfish!" I said.
# ?# P. k. N& I1 x7 W9 [My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!" " D, B, m# m8 [
I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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8 d5 x; Y! E" \$ ?" ~) C+ [% }4 Maha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: 7 K. S7 \' Y; Z8 `/ ?+ a3 Z5 f( O( m

9 c1 s" a% C- HRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
0 U' {6 L7 x  A# e; l. Z"Don't be selfish!" I said.( f5 @+ I/ D+ ?7 Q6 c6 F, X& _9 ~  Y9 I
My boy's eyes turned ...
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好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表 ) G8 s' o9 v- [" D

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9 o1 R2 d/ D+ d, b2 T$ ]好好吃
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ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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) u  _, B" X  E. [# Daha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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9 d1 ?; T; o! n* IRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
1 I$ Q/ K3 ]$ ?"Don't be selfish!" I said.' }" I( g/ e; k, q  m
My boy's eyes turned ...

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% K" Q, g! p- o( JAha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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"Don't be selfish!" I said.
" M6 M9 z' z, E1 [4 w! u0 v6 I5 {My boy's eyes turned ...
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Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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发表于 2008-2-20 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
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