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Kids in Church' X* r: z3 ~, @6 Q
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3-year-old Reese :- Q G x6 ~% E# L* [" c
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,2 S' r* {" f9 \/ N4 l7 f
Harold is his name.
9 O' Z6 H1 L" X9 ] U1 n7 n2 xAmen."
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7 |' ^$ ~9 k4 y3 ~A little boy was overheard praying:
x" f$ P$ Q; \* N"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,! d6 G/ n- X5 j- n: P0 e, M
don't worry about it.
0 J* S1 D, {1 a0 d v( pI'm having a real good time like I am."8 Y+ [( K, `- f
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After the christening of his baby brother
5 p! k2 w' i& Y5 [in church, Jason sobbed all the way home. n/ o# A' r6 m1 b5 P, p8 c/ Z
in the back seat of the car. His father asked+ `- J) S% H$ `0 q
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the* B5 p+ q! U! I7 U
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted" _9 \% r% @7 x- x& g p5 k
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
& _) o4 m8 I! j+ n2 ?- h8 u# wto stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed,9 ^! s. l% x3 i" f/ r
"And forgive us our trash baskets as& }5 ~ X' z. W, L! u2 s1 o# g' w
we forgive those who put trash in our; L: @, l, P# W( z
baskets."* c# Q; s7 Z) V; K2 w' I
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
R9 b( b3 h% `& A) v) P- ?2 _6 p0 L) Uchildren as they were on the way to
3 f; f. `% m1 v0 m+ H" E2 I% KChurch service, "and why is it necessary" V1 t9 `" L4 }, i: |8 {9 J
to be quiet in Church?"
9 {: u2 f2 ]+ H+ dOne bright little girl replied,5 {" p3 x* K' d7 k$ ]4 f
"Because people are sleeping."
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5 t( D9 v* ^2 d; H. B7 ]A mother was preparing pancakes for9 f& ^7 L# I* \
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.) P1 ^3 c) `4 b M
The boys began to argue over who would
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Their mother saw the opportunity for a) X |/ j7 `( v& Z* l- v& l
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He1 L; q; W) R& _1 F
would say, 'Let my brother have the& p' E% c& b7 m9 n: S
first pancake, I can wait' ."; h, s2 G+ F% T/ s4 ?5 T& b% z
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
, f: S. J# m- \3 c5 Msaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"1 M2 B0 `6 g) h ^' j8 L
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A father was at the beach with his children
( K- c" J3 ?% t5 Q2 jwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,+ X2 S. K; @. N7 ]: X- L& W6 a! I3 c
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore0 }# G1 z9 S, p8 ?
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.3 R8 E! f$ B d# J% m* I; m* a
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
}' G. k7 o* P# r"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.7 K) \6 n( f3 F! ^+ {8 H4 A5 O) l
The boy thought a moment and then said,1 V. J9 ~0 T3 H. c: ?
"Did God throw him back down?"
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6 x! r* _2 p2 Z3 V# [) W$ I# JA wife invited some people to dinner.
5 r9 q, s$ b5 _) m7 F1 Y' oAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old; A# ]" e% V: T. m% k0 c8 w* u; z
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the1 k: L, j; i' P& Y* j
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
/ ]8 V* V( U* J; ^9 Q! Egirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
, `- R$ }* c8 b% o) ZThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
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! o6 k m/ v2 A p& Gpeople to dinner?"- o5 m f5 c2 D( h; ~. g
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Cheers!!!3 c" `; Q$ R% Z {. ^ p
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Peace, love and happines! |
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