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Kids in Church
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; R! [+ s/ K" ]% ]) o3-year-old Reese :
" c7 O: N6 @* o( J; i"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
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Amen."+ S3 i! B3 G; m' {/ C2 B- U
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A little boy was overheard praying: W2 K; p! ~( x$ ]; o7 D/ b. N
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,$ F# D3 a9 h$ E4 f6 T0 l) s6 O3 z
don't worry about it.6 W( y, W" v) _: Y# W& S5 M
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother
4 S8 k' Z5 L# Y; T( {% M7 G3 h# s3 ~in church, Jason sobbed all the way home. o; w* U- W8 H+ H6 X/ A
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
3 f" ]1 X! k8 Ihim three times what was wrong. Finally, the& k2 N: O) {# ^. r1 X# i2 Z3 j# K
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
( j: |* {! q& _4 W2 M; Kus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
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! L, E9 g$ K( A# AOne particular four-year-old prayed,
: a9 L F7 y5 m! c"And forgive us our trash baskets as
" R# o& a' E4 H! j# z0 q, Q4 J, ]we forgive those who put trash in our
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1 B' K4 s( l1 ]5 MA Sunday school teacher asked her
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Church service, "and why is it necessary
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: U8 x' G" M' V0 O @One bright little girl replied,+ W- k" k% W" b/ X! Y4 l
"Because people are sleeping."/ ^& W9 {) l7 @. B! q: W# b# b$ U
% b* ~" ?6 E0 X2 y6 x1 j; ?A mother was preparing pancakes for( j( l( c3 L, f3 L6 V
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
: F% M# w1 \; V5 e$ kThe boys began to argue over who would/ D6 D- z3 N/ e$ E' w4 k
get the first pancake.
. `$ P9 l: u8 BTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
% @8 a& n7 A; [+ j3 Q; c* Tmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He# J" T0 d+ [+ ]- T0 {* v- N
would say, 'Let my brother have the
1 z8 b9 J" } M5 O1 o4 @first pancake, I can wait' ."
* o- D% k5 a9 L8 M! k. f6 y' ~Kevin turned to his younger brother and) ^, @* O# g* u
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !", x; Z$ @& U" u* x4 i
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A father was at the beach with his children w' z7 s1 O/ W7 u3 S7 H' ~' _
when the four-year-old son ran up to him," n: `- m# v# |: o
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore4 |& H0 n1 s' c' [1 Z! E
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
) c* U; e- j. R* ["Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.: I$ _* Y; [7 X% G' e5 }
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
, N% K# u, f* b/ D+ O1 R6 cThe boy thought a moment and then said,
) \5 a& c3 \' e" y' e' A6 A8 W"Did God throw him back down?"4 T2 c0 K4 W) ]/ F1 o; q& G! j
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
0 ]+ h* }# f( o& h d$ b3 a AAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
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blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
2 x$ t/ M9 @, z8 Bgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."& z& u5 j) _+ {9 Y9 O% X4 a# a
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
, X$ O( G$ w! F! F8 B. Q& m0 Aand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
8 Z- I; P: A l2 l @7 C4 g( ?1 C" Qpeople to dinner?"7 ], n, f3 p# m" u5 t* e3 t
2 ]( f. M7 L4 L) a2 A& gCheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines! |
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