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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :
: f# V' }% M7 B' H"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,+ s' c8 K0 O; z& U/ Q
Harold is his name.( C$ v0 i1 q1 B+ n; h/ q- J( j2 M
Amen."
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) J, ]; U3 T! l' T. AA little boy was overheard praying:
( X9 z1 W  V2 P: u"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
$ U% B. K- o* p8 W1 S6 ~don't worry about it.2 Q) ?! F9 Z# g  }3 I: G. A3 C( @  |
I'm having a real good time like I am."  L/ J2 @) u5 P; q
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After the christening of his baby brother
( t" ]2 C" `6 G; J1 Min church, Jason sobbed all the way home7 Z, f& g, H3 F/ s  U
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
( p* y: L, I$ F) k( x  h* zhim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
* e# y) N! q) C4 q1 G# `boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
2 b: ~0 i6 B$ u4 g+ h% Bus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
) u6 M) {; f7 u& V! pto stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed,
+ b- I& o0 i, o+ ]"And forgive us our trash baskets as
2 P- @1 u$ R7 |: k# _we forgive those who put trash in our! z5 C* h$ i# a8 X( S/ U  w
baskets."! t1 X5 }& M- s. Q; G. U0 ~
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
, H; j8 ^8 b8 z! P8 z. `: uchildren as they were on the way to
! i& F. B0 q/ {4 p  g1 s; J; VChurch service, "and why is it necessary6 U* l2 A% U' C# I: Y7 B% \
to be quiet in Church?"' ]5 o! O+ N/ F% e
One bright little girl replied,
& A1 l1 ^: m) n"Because people are sleeping.". F& Z2 [6 C  K" L* a3 d! k2 D1 v
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A mother was preparing pancakes for: m$ R$ v0 N) Y! R' J
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
2 c$ \  x+ r5 F# X% M/ dThe boys began to argue over who would
! e1 w' B$ T5 K; l4 A' xget the first pancake.$ X7 J0 X& }# ~8 F# X/ U
Their mother saw the opportunity for a3 {7 Y! x9 l8 e/ x, m
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He$ V! [( W# t1 [2 J6 L1 A
would say, 'Let my brother have the2 I1 `' Y( K$ f9 J2 q: C
first pancake, I can wait' .") j. p( U+ R7 ?0 x  P
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
6 U0 t: L. u  ^said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"8 m8 b3 H+ u3 I" Q( b

. ]% W3 i" a( U' @  O+ D7 K- rA father was at the beach with his children
" L! t6 ]4 n. kwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,( B- r6 @: B) f  o
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
( j" d3 N! Z. {% ^! |5 nwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.. h3 x6 a7 z  n, V/ x+ _: ~
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.- k0 Z2 P+ L3 W
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied." [+ C9 U  b, I% L
The boy thought a moment and then said,
0 ~# h0 D9 }" R1 b9 A6 U5 F" A( B"Did God throw him back down?"2 b# K6 w/ v0 c2 h) @
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
. S! [/ i# K( r9 Z: j+ jAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
4 \; E$ Q, K# |5 F/ Hdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the$ ~1 _) [' d. w, _$ K% L! N2 P
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The; J4 A" t' \4 W0 Z+ N* l
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say.": \( {* O: X8 v. y1 x6 o1 [
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
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people to dinner?", o" I! w$ X% {

* ]0 I  O' V; K7 sCheers!!!
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& [3 P( m- W- c. U9 CPeace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
/ v; S- j7 d/ {; t3 u8 a( {Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
9 s6 K! k5 }  u  g( L1 ~" x"Don't be selfish!" I said.
' h  a) ?1 J; O# VMy boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!" # n! a5 x) m# k. w$ W
I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 3 j0 O  Y: X8 @. i
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.  M5 |+ w9 x* l5 T
"Don't be selfish!" I said.0 k  k3 z2 v5 }) F, f: Y2 }
My boy's eyes turned ...

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7 g. Z$ q2 l/ {2 V2 t; U) u好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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好好吃

& [  s4 X4 F& _# \ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: ) X5 l" f  D8 [1 }3 {) z' u$ m+ U

9 @* f% s" x. Q: k8 b: ]Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.1 Y# A. }, i) p3 @& i
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
& `. a# c. ]1 m1 t  A9 PMy boy's eyes turned ...
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; X; c9 |7 x7 [: M/ X( zAha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 & j0 u, q% U3 q/ [2 k3 m

9 ]* W) i8 t- w" iaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: $ X; s0 L1 J: m, E

# d8 D# ]& I- |7 d+ N7 qRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct./ K& d" j" G4 s% V+ L
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
2 Z7 B4 a( a/ N) tMy boy's eyes turned ...

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* T, T2 ~/ e& Q$ ?& y& }Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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