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Kids in Church
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+ E/ S7 Z7 M9 Q) i: e4 ^3-year-old Reese :
# i7 Z+ d/ V' ?2 o4 x' L: B# g"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,& ~( C! T m' s" w7 }+ I
Harold is his name.
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7 Y, u$ V& Y* m2 qA little boy was overheard praying:% F, R, ]" K4 J# w) ?9 G0 S1 @ P+ I
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
3 ^# e- u+ s6 f( vdon't worry about it., W" }' f( F( k M, b' K
I'm having a real good time like I am.": i% ]$ x$ t; U, w- z( l \
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After the christening of his baby brother: a: @. Y! P% m8 G. ?9 g
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home' |/ }5 H6 k5 D+ A' A/ ?, ?: g
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
* I$ r* C m) W+ K" A4 nhim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
2 b/ p5 R' n: ]0 t5 E8 Dboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted9 {, K" }$ l$ I" i# u
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
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: |" r$ S6 W6 r6 BOne particular four-year-old prayed,9 V7 p/ P9 {2 n, [1 W- x
"And forgive us our trash baskets as( x! @* z3 k' Y- x
we forgive those who put trash in our
3 k4 b! f* s; m# v5 w. M0 z* _' tbaskets."# L7 \/ S$ F5 e; u( _
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A Sunday school teacher asked her; F/ {6 U- L* P6 i5 C
children as they were on the way to! v5 n7 [2 }5 H; A/ [
Church service, "and why is it necessary
' y# I% r; j( O- U4 Uto be quiet in Church?"
6 I' c$ Q# I# h% m! ]One bright little girl replied,- w* q( `' r6 b2 n- P) t9 t
"Because people are sleeping."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for2 {9 ^8 x4 n8 C/ h4 Z
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.+ G( O2 N0 X# \. B6 H; H) I% U
The boys began to argue over who would# K/ a- I0 z% A
get the first pancake." s, L) @4 D8 g5 q9 h! ]
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
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first pancake, I can wait' ."0 c8 o5 [' y/ M; t$ D p
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
0 D5 m& ~$ U0 Vsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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; O( V$ ]# B& n4 c) J" aA father was at the beach with his children
P4 X) {, T0 z" \0 uwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,
- k) M$ p9 l. r7 g8 `/ Ngrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore# V( O/ J- L: ~+ m
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
' E2 m0 D4 G/ V A"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.. P7 _) h0 x) E2 [/ H7 e
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.1 w( \% r: g' x1 e& c3 V/ o
The boy thought a moment and then said,0 P& q; W5 a1 M* D
"Did God throw him back down?"1 n8 }+ E5 S5 Z& n9 s }. W
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
9 k- ?' n/ F9 E( _4 K2 k2 uAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old0 m) i1 S4 e e( ~5 B' ?+ k$ S' g3 {
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the/ r6 o6 w0 I- B; t% u5 q1 g
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The) H: [9 }) o- ~9 t: p% ~# \
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
8 D# ]# P# ^6 F" ?" ?5 R# FThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
. `' c5 x( p: U7 i7 u5 ]and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these; {: ]. w1 v7 R0 W& J% P! N$ X5 v3 O
people to dinner?") |- t7 `6 o9 ~- f. R; G1 }- v
# L3 F& M! B8 \* O9 i/ G5 hCheers!!!
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9 H( Z) b) n, j0 QPeace, love and happines! |
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