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Kids in Church
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"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,3 r7 D# r5 ?: v
Harold is his name.
8 y& Q2 V" B& _* r+ T/ x6 iAmen."
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( u; s* `$ D8 R) ?: Q+ ?A little boy was overheard praying:
/ ^1 J* E/ K' F$ ]5 C"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,( N! k7 [* M6 u0 I1 ^
don't worry about it.2 b' i& B, E/ \4 B- U6 i. V
I'm having a real good time like I am." J2 J* F8 @% x, d( x1 E* I
! m! u8 n& ^+ @" `) |+ ^+ uAfter the christening of his baby brother
6 m8 }% t8 F' I- i% n3 I; B# kin church, Jason sobbed all the way home
& x% k8 M/ L4 Hin the back seat of the car. His father asked
; W8 }" f# } U% F% S5 shim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
* @3 g; `* T2 L' s, E. m. r7 ]! jboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted$ K& S' t, i. t
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted& d! N( v8 c, c, m8 g+ S. G
to stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed,- q# n3 ^# w7 `. b
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
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baskets."$ o) q) @& T5 h
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
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Church service, "and why is it necessary
( ^' E9 o6 s# W' Eto be quiet in Church?"
! J. w% u! q" ?3 y6 P0 ?One bright little girl replied,3 L8 v9 f3 K1 L- l$ U
"Because people are sleeping.". I" B J! X; Z, n$ Q( S5 `8 g/ r9 U3 e# m
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A mother was preparing pancakes for
9 S$ O, Q9 e9 q$ v9 Uher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.* K, [, A! U D; T9 {5 ?: q I
The boys began to argue over who would
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Their mother saw the opportunity for a0 U4 H. |; f$ N" X2 e" x5 b
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
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first pancake, I can wait' ."6 K' _7 o# q5 f& J5 u
Kevin turned to his younger brother and) Y/ V( Z, X3 y
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children
3 E& M# r$ A' J2 I9 \" f O2 P2 pwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,1 S- W3 G2 D! \2 E0 I# c
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore5 c8 F+ _5 s0 a4 v4 P* K( x
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
3 \! B0 ` ~+ k' t1 X"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
) d7 o/ t8 O0 T- Z, u. n/ i"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
& X/ ?, v/ H7 `# Y7 I' @& M) ^. zThe boy thought a moment and then said,
6 d8 [* R$ f: C- P"Did God throw him back down?"9 y* h' `4 w8 k4 e) k) x0 A5 \
6 y3 \* C+ F! W: c* sA wife invited some people to dinner./ w, g4 b* J s K# v5 w; X
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
( B& x: Y! O) p6 u$ ~4 m: qdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
* R2 E5 L: [) A. o6 Bblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
& K6 q2 Y- C4 d& w6 \- dgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
' q. q# e$ K, ]1 i$ {( V+ SThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
" W$ V H6 E6 y3 fand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
+ y9 U/ c! W6 N- G: H9 v$ F) @( npeople to dinner?"
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Peace, love and happines! |
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