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Kids in Church

  J# p; |: D% X9 B+ r3-year-old Reese :
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
4 b& A, d+ z1 }Harold is his name.
Amen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
don't worry about it.
- w, t! Y4 C7 K9 R5 J0 a1 bI'm having a real good time like I am."

/ T1 x6 G' u8 r4 e# F5 t+ V# x. J4 kAfter the christening of his baby brother
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
% d% f3 K8 _2 hin the back seat of the car. His father asked
! a" Q3 v/ I8 p) phim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
+ |: h8 D+ C- c% p/ S! J4 _us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
to stay with you guys."

8 _6 m. F7 @/ `6 e% O. {- U. qOne particular four-year-old prayed,
* ]& g7 f8 g) z"And forgive us our trash baskets as
we forgive those who put trash in our
$ Q$ L+ X8 I/ i$ qbaskets."

A Sunday school teacher asked her
: }! D. I4 e9 m, B2 jchildren as they were on the way to
Church service, "and why is it necessary
) B2 N3 e/ E" t5 @. qto be quiet in Church?"
One bright little girl replied,
"Because people are sleeping."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for
: v6 K: G8 d/ |her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
The boys began to argue over who would
get the first pancake.
# V' E7 b4 D7 P8 ~- MTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
+ ]- N; s" ]# s0 c* Q5 e: Fmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
would say, 'Let my brother have the
first pancake, I can wait' ."
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
; M8 V; ^$ q  J% h+ Xsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"

, f7 P8 i# }8 ~- @; C, V# NA father was at the beach with his children
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
3 B8 f8 ^& [0 X2 v1 }7 q& Cgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
5 |  ^9 G- F% _; L"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
) d* f) ^- I; a# O) t6 H"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
% k3 @! p$ O) {# uThe boy thought a moment and then said,
7 L* R- A% E1 D"Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
7 q% x. q, R8 sgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
  J- Y; {7 b9 z9 opeople to dinner?"

Cheers!!!
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$ c4 w1 L2 Y$ I+ t8 E+ a) B& nPeace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

9 L: C/ ~% T, |2 H5 h$ Kaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

8 w" |9 Y. t4 C. q# ZRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
) r& D* b- ]$ Q% m) S+ h"Don't be selfish!" I said.
: Z' u  W4 d8 G* Q4 ^My boy's eyes turned ...

好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表

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好好吃

ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

4 i, G" O/ b" ~5 n$ E3 ]Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
) ]: g9 y$ i8 F2 D. zMy boy's eyes turned ...

Aha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

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Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby