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Kids in Church# d/ ~* j* z$ `3 M! T5 C
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3-year-old Reese :& p. M) R6 }& k+ f y- C1 F1 E. _
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,& j2 i# r& Q' n9 \
Harold is his name.2 D b6 [) W' v5 c+ z& w# Z$ g
Amen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:2 L# x$ ], {9 s
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,0 u/ l1 t C% i
don't worry about it.
( z7 m! ] f& jI'm having a real good time like I am."
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( Q6 i2 X7 w/ o) ~' J6 zAfter the christening of his baby brother2 b+ a& M; w3 J4 \# T
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home( n! n8 t- \ j( N3 ~. r
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
8 v# G5 ^4 w, e D! k9 Jhim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
! T$ F+ R4 T5 t. [. ^: ~' f4 Nboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted8 f: B3 ~$ s3 j" C& l
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
$ s8 `' U1 k3 w) \% Jto stay with you guys."
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# e' l, t$ ]* U: dOne particular four-year-old prayed,8 s$ o+ {( V/ i& F, R
"And forgive us our trash baskets as8 e! ^8 D7 U+ i+ L7 O X/ }6 A% O
we forgive those who put trash in our: s; [7 r" k9 e* A
baskets.") G$ g) t4 L: x% A
& g, ?% ?5 W; C% E1 C4 X) P5 UA Sunday school teacher asked her( _9 c- Y% M; @
children as they were on the way to
0 H9 B1 G! z3 f& K' H3 J5 _Church service, "and why is it necessary: o7 @6 E( U _( ]1 U( W
to be quiet in Church?"+ G; H% f. o. ~% O, s
One bright little girl replied,
4 Y$ S1 x& Z0 C6 S"Because people are sleeping."2 w/ K* p, m% C8 g5 y; A8 y
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A mother was preparing pancakes for4 ]+ L" x3 ?6 P4 K# l
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
% v' {; B h3 C# L3 z+ X5 YThe boys began to argue over who would* w2 N4 J; W% \, I0 L7 M
get the first pancake.* j/ w+ Z" s) L, m" V
Their mother saw the opportunity for a7 l" w# l6 W4 s; q
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
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first pancake, I can wait' ."4 X$ A/ R) \# p* S
Kevin turned to his younger brother and) T% D$ M, J6 ?! Y4 q( L& E
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children
4 O" K. @1 l, h) u# E' E9 r8 y5 vwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,
" d' p2 w& ~% J* X, e" @( s/ F* Jgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
$ R$ B }3 R1 N* n& }& v6 M9 Hwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.+ c; n. g% ?# ^1 E
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
( R m$ \4 h( C% c7 q' r"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
, R* a2 y: U$ J; [& C lThe boy thought a moment and then said,0 B8 e1 R1 G; F. O7 Q2 ~$ @# Y
"Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner.; |) S, X% O' b) m' z! `$ `9 |: J. X
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
3 I6 g2 @3 {9 G3 h( h: u: Udaughter and said, "Would you like to say the, Z1 p. T5 h: @! I
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The- e0 Q! h. V+ a9 [) f2 u/ W
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."3 [+ x; {7 _$ ~' J
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head0 w2 d5 B5 F& z$ x. ^
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these1 B1 B9 g6 m& ^/ ?; k
people to dinner?"# v: C4 |4 I+ v6 \$ M
9 j8 A! J( V- h7 @Cheers!!!2 |+ E, m- H: q' K/ x, ^! ?8 u6 w) X
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Peace, love and happines! |
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