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Kids in Church6 i6 P$ M/ G6 h$ Q$ l0 D# t
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3-year-old Reese :2 y& V9 A+ f9 w
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
/ W) E8 t$ v3 e/ v9 |Harold is his name.
: o/ x( T4 e, p3 K- dAmen."
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; U K- } i+ M) ^7 e9 oA little boy was overheard praying:7 r, D% b1 b5 H2 v7 u7 M! [
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
" O: Z, I* G( x: E! b6 l# d' rdon't worry about it.7 A4 N, _ `6 }7 J0 ]/ V
I'm having a real good time like I am."" V/ C4 U1 m8 r+ E$ T$ U3 ]: q7 w% A
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After the christening of his baby brother
9 R0 o- o2 w7 B+ U6 ?in church, Jason sobbed all the way home( }" i) q2 k# `' @% A$ d9 l
in the back seat of the car. His father asked) C- V8 L# _% @; ?/ e* l
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the" e0 k) H; n3 K) R, L3 S& ~
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted' e- U. f9 t# {- y+ t4 N; ~
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted% s$ r3 A$ b& L7 d
to stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed,! G/ t$ F3 X- y6 U, S- A
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
% P& e& Y& o+ k6 h% B7 c2 g8 ?we forgive those who put trash in our7 m5 N/ V8 X4 ]3 X( M9 _* H
baskets.". J/ w+ U7 `: |, V8 f8 |
# T, l/ f" f' T) J- I) @% Q3 c8 wA Sunday school teacher asked her4 G$ J8 m* b5 H3 V
children as they were on the way to
$ }2 `! e" T5 R5 }Church service, "and why is it necessary
2 S. t# Y" @4 J1 V x+ d+ \8 a: e& o2 Eto be quiet in Church?", ~4 A2 z1 y7 h& S& N+ C, @) q
One bright little girl replied,+ ]9 ?! D) m# d* E4 {
"Because people are sleeping."
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1 |8 w& g# |& V4 Z. U' e0 Y+ bA mother was preparing pancakes for
2 Z: p3 F- ]- h$ k# e, fher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
r1 v- g4 r/ d1 c0 DThe boys began to argue over who would
( e0 v6 J, L0 m5 e: o+ fget the first pancake.: e* u' c: h3 W4 v( R0 S+ p! `% X0 s
Their mother saw the opportunity for a; t' Y0 ^) L: v5 f; n
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He8 v. N7 {0 B6 Y7 D& u9 I/ W3 L
would say, 'Let my brother have the
C% r2 g, U4 V+ E% hfirst pancake, I can wait' ."" J. g R) `$ }" P1 o
Kevin turned to his younger brother and2 c+ Y( n& c, ]
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children/ H8 v0 p/ E7 B( H8 u
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
9 p+ i7 \: q# y9 \( A6 z& D9 Ograbbed his hand, and led him to the shore
# I0 z4 U: [5 T: s9 |( U: v, rwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand. t; ^# h1 F9 @- F# U/ I: G6 d3 o
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.5 H9 `3 Z! I7 B# G' T+ i
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
0 G# t/ q" E% ^: t& ~& qThe boy thought a moment and then said,, q z9 I- \# t+ e' ?7 y
"Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
2 G* [3 x4 M0 V8 P: pAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old# a4 t' c4 J+ G/ a. U3 [- b
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
: e* H8 J- K( p7 Dblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
/ j p7 m* y; |2 c' Igirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."$ i- ]+ i* \1 v" V3 G2 ]5 K
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
5 q8 {# Y+ }1 ~. land said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these2 R) N4 Z% b2 n" x: g+ t
people to dinner?"
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Cheers!!!
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/ ^& V; m/ p4 G: R7 NPeace, love and happines! |
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