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Kids in Church# g# f! Q: e/ V: r5 h) |! s
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3-year-old Reese :1 L$ p d" s) ?& f9 @0 Z4 K" g
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
' J5 s4 }# i7 p, [& t. B- AHarold is his name.4 l# x! D7 N( L
Amen."" Y: v b- N; z4 }2 }- P
1 b; i6 ?: o; A/ O# i+ \" {A little boy was overheard praying:7 {2 [2 E* A- J8 Z, h3 Q
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,) c/ @/ z/ y' C# \: _& v8 F
don't worry about it.6 i+ Q( Q4 Y% P0 ~4 |5 A: D! R
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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% _ m7 H; t( hAfter the christening of his baby brother
5 \ Y8 E1 m/ y; U7 l0 win church, Jason sobbed all the way home
2 b7 q/ G3 w2 I! E Pin the back seat of the car. His father asked5 G+ a! r8 ?0 l- o. g# Z
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the# x' z; G: A8 S& l( t( S% [8 [
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted, a/ j1 H$ P. {& V$ r. e
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted: @1 R" W4 s% z3 p( j# g6 R% [
to stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed,
9 p$ {& e% Q/ p$ |"And forgive us our trash baskets as* @1 l0 A# }1 ^9 X0 a
we forgive those who put trash in our: H( ]. L5 T! A8 b! v5 u
baskets."4 \: X: G* s M' h9 B. P
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
; a, e6 [- O8 Y% zchildren as they were on the way to
( @2 \' k$ \8 |( N& M. oChurch service, "and why is it necessary* q7 L* X( G7 _6 [1 o) g
to be quiet in Church?"
4 e7 G5 Y1 h9 _& l) T. K kOne bright little girl replied,
4 I! ]6 t! f. `* _* R! `"Because people are sleeping."2 D N! q) N3 }$ P* Z8 I0 o
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A mother was preparing pancakes for
! }0 m) l7 t( Fher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.3 q, e* Y9 U D6 ?$ p
The boys began to argue over who would
+ X) w. n0 l I. f5 b; Z; t: zget the first pancake., D+ F6 S; ^2 t! O7 g
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
1 @; A, |( m. z+ Imoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He- h% b& s! m4 X( T/ i3 \& w$ x
would say, 'Let my brother have the6 w3 v6 J! g* v
first pancake, I can wait' ."$ N+ C/ o" ~- U3 \
Kevin turned to his younger brother and( b0 ^1 ?! d( B8 z+ t1 K
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"9 k# i8 v% v& y9 O2 B9 f- ?1 h
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A father was at the beach with his children5 R8 g% E; O+ |/ ~: ]% }: G
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,9 q- E2 W9 y$ q# ^/ h* [# {
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
6 h0 c5 G1 t; o( kwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.1 L1 i+ J( h( a/ A& d) k1 \
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
' H8 X& I/ A2 H"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied." ?; X9 T. Q2 {1 D2 v- Y, j+ s0 f
The boy thought a moment and then said,
9 P5 F: \" q9 x"Did God throw him back down?") x3 ~# j+ }: e) o
3 m: e, y2 R$ A }" ^1 q; YA wife invited some people to dinner.
+ g( J r6 W4 j( y& A% C# EAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old: z$ C, c0 g% m1 ^( ~* g0 q1 t
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the: ]6 z$ R7 W% u: X) L n
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
% i& M* c, H& ]( @girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
' C4 q% r7 l( MThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
8 y" `+ I, X t" v- N3 N9 P6 r2 }+ g) ?and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
, k& o4 p/ }# p0 f6 Hpeople to dinner?"
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% c- G1 B$ [) v- @9 l# P$ oCheers!!!1 ~4 u3 J# \0 ]( o* Q
% p, \! C% g8 a' `$ \Peace, love and happines! |
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