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Kids in Church. ?' A: X! A- f4 C9 t
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3-year-old Reese :, m. a/ a+ {/ _. D
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
: e- t* m0 Y: j4 B- qHarold is his name.( H8 s X0 Z+ i/ V
Amen."
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5 [1 O4 Q0 n8 o1 O' ^+ H: P: N. [A little boy was overheard praying:: j3 }( i, U1 y6 p! v
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
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I'm having a real good time like I am.". B A$ c8 g, r& ?8 I
( B+ t6 t% n" n+ z$ T9 aAfter the christening of his baby brother( @7 J% @( z: D
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
8 S- K2 X' p1 U. kin the back seat of the car. His father asked" Y- u8 Q* N+ X
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
4 r; E4 y" _6 x3 i/ c& v4 ]& W: ~boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted {) W6 v J7 P
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted. j" D- Q5 G V% X U
to stay with you guys."0 E4 `3 I/ B/ Y3 l [+ z, `
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One particular four-year-old prayed,( x3 G; @& Z) C+ S) T
"And forgive us our trash baskets as) {0 W, X% e6 d3 o, L8 V
we forgive those who put trash in our
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A Sunday school teacher asked her* E5 E' S A3 D8 {% q4 r3 G4 ~
children as they were on the way to9 Y; o( [- ^8 M/ Q
Church service, "and why is it necessary6 n( P+ f4 s `3 t' r
to be quiet in Church?"' h! J' W* ]2 ~, d: K
One bright little girl replied,5 W2 R3 ?8 d) G" W
"Because people are sleeping."
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4 _3 |/ `7 n4 \; w! AA mother was preparing pancakes for& Z# Y8 k0 M5 n' |( a
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.6 u3 b4 d0 w1 H/ n$ M5 E
The boys began to argue over who would. v, r' P6 J' [- l& k' y4 x( q
get the first pancake.
$ F5 Z, ?! Q6 l- G' y& p+ eTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
5 ^7 \( H b/ N+ Fmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He! {6 s L1 E- r& I# X9 a$ e
would say, 'Let my brother have the
! L# p) I1 p* a( @) ffirst pancake, I can wait' ."" g5 e# Y# y5 ~
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
' d! H- F6 H8 X! |" Tsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children( \3 v9 b3 P3 z. h- f6 Z: C
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
) N/ Z) i* Z: u' J& Ugrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore- I2 |# U9 P& d- ?
where a seagull lay dead in the sand., u$ f' O$ W+ ?! \4 p. q. o* X
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked. {0 g7 Y; f1 m; u K& ^
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
8 Q2 X' U9 f6 X6 }# M5 C' o6 cThe boy thought a moment and then said,5 N7 V: G4 c3 q9 M/ I( l
"Did God throw him back down?"0 Y! k) A5 e& }- Z# |. m
) O2 t2 J: l, K; e) MA wife invited some people to dinner.+ S& g6 P T5 e2 i
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
0 G% n3 a. ~6 y: n. Y& e7 sdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the, f! q' [: f, f- |5 |% h
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The5 v& J2 h1 x" d4 f6 {. t3 W
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."* N& w7 R: ?$ Q% ~0 \- Q
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
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people to dinner?", Q: C7 V) [$ E; P
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Cheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines! |
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