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Kids in Church

3-year-old Reese :
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
5 ~! A' h8 D" l) A, k% MHarold is his name.
Amen."
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9 R( T4 o& [" C  v0 o( w4 WA little boy was overheard praying:
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
4 h; {5 d4 V+ F. B$ ^8 q+ qdon't worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother
: y4 t( }2 i! p6 @# Z: q# l4 _in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
5 S7 y/ t7 y% n, ?- i8 e6 Ahim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
, G4 M8 e, t: T# tboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
# x/ E3 D% q$ B9 ~( t2 ~: Jto stay with you guys."

; E1 y8 W6 Y5 M  x# e+ jOne particular four-year-old prayed,
) c7 l0 H# ~0 q4 [: |. ]# h7 ?"And forgive us our trash baskets as
we forgive those who put trash in our
8 `, D' B$ U$ z/ R6 |- \7 G2 ibaskets."

1 ~; Y* C$ \+ D2 A- Z" A) TA Sunday school teacher asked her
8 I( ]( I/ P3 F) T, M$ [! U; ~children as they were on the way to
Church service, "and why is it necessary
; i) w; Q$ Y0 bto be quiet in Church?"
One bright little girl replied,
"Because people are sleeping."
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2 ~( U* e' D  A' t+ x3 m- X" ^A mother was preparing pancakes for
2 c% y; _5 r# E( X* d) @/ gher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
4 X6 P  ^0 V# J/ v5 ^The boys began to argue over who would
+ K% L; }% h& |# C' U: rget the first pancake.
' z& o; P2 G7 n3 Y( [; ^Their mother saw the opportunity for a
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
would say, 'Let my brother have the
7 S( d- r3 j2 H8 V3 t. Sfirst pancake, I can wait' ."
- C1 L# ~/ q# Y) vKevin turned to his younger brother and
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"

A father was at the beach with his children
' p: j) |9 _2 ]2 D+ ]when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
# u  v: I' [& H/ C3 l' ~: x' i$ m* Cgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
/ U! D* k0 x7 l, j0 ~; b: T"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
' R3 [0 j% w9 y; }2 }/ YThe boy thought a moment and then said,
  d5 U) p+ x( u2 s$ \7 G"Did God throw him back down?"
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$ |5 n# Y: g$ }A wife invited some people to dinner.
5 u+ M6 ~' B0 L; \At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
4 Q) K: @! \7 {/ L1 [daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
  L1 S* ^8 ?& q* Wblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
4 |0 o" I  _3 u' t2 jgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
- ]- k- ^1 G' D; apeople to dinner?"
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2 @2 y3 X% P; [2 w2 Q7 h* j/ gCheers!!!
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- v% C# j& E/ i# A' hPeace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
$ `9 S, M" E+ Z3 K4 [Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

$ g, `& Y3 B, c6 k$ c, y0 vaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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3 H& M& Z6 A, q7 `  v( cRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
2 D) _) n0 @' A: t$ eMy boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
# Z8 d6 V5 z5 _My boy's eyes turned ...

% O; Z7 V0 }3 t0 d; g, A  ^好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表

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0 T$ a" d: u% d. pha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
, R0 i, W5 F$ b# X" Y4 r6 L"Don't be selfish!" I said.
8 h' U* W- L. ]2 n/ D  `5 ZMy boy's eyes turned ...

4 Q: T8 j( @; m) fAha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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* @* {5 Q2 E+ c+ }% y7 r/ Q5 caha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
% ^+ k; s* I# K"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

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Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby