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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church
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' |* ]3 f' l" T! H) {3-year-old Reese :
! e5 w  i- n0 G; o+ O8 t"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,4 x& M! f2 o( u' B  O0 x' p
Harold is his name.6 |, Y+ r8 W$ U
Amen."
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+ T2 w$ ]6 a0 T, Y6 NA little boy was overheard praying:" _8 g% P' P( K- x
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,5 T4 F6 s% N( x, D
don't worry about it.
" v+ Q# @3 F. a5 i, m1 tI'm having a real good time like I am."9 {+ P8 G3 {, T2 I1 J# A

" {( h! l+ |! E- K2 Y: L7 Z& D5 A7 ZAfter the christening of his baby brother' v( q, F; S% G, c
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
2 o( l/ \6 _" b6 D3 n# I& J. @9 ?in the back seat of the car. His father asked  z- h. P% z. [2 P- O2 |
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the; x( q% |4 W( \0 d! y
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted7 L: B. x, `, M: T5 m6 u& a
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
# C. B, j3 a/ n: mto stay with you guys.") X, x, L8 u$ t' K6 t

1 U9 `. S. c9 n1 Z& l' t: r& O/ ?2 pOne particular four-year-old prayed,
, w6 [  P2 q  a/ ^2 T$ c1 S"And forgive us our trash baskets as
; b: {8 v+ L0 M: B' l$ Fwe forgive those who put trash in our' F- M+ \2 r8 |+ N
baskets."
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children as they were on the way to" i& y7 i: d" b1 I
Church service, "and why is it necessary# q" S4 x  ], I, q1 {
to be quiet in Church?"6 r- C6 x1 j) Y2 z. H2 I( H/ T
One bright little girl replied,1 p( q- F" ?6 s  D9 _* Y; ]. G  ~
"Because people are sleeping."4 w' n. \1 Q. p4 m
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A mother was preparing pancakes for( q+ X' y7 W" [/ v6 X4 g* G
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
4 o3 k' X4 O( Z6 nThe boys began to argue over who would
2 _3 |7 ?+ U0 t8 X4 ~get the first pancake.
% }+ g+ c; g9 ~% I' MTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
. R- \6 l$ R& t1 [0 ~moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
4 C+ _+ Z1 K! F( ]4 R" i9 \would say, 'Let my brother have the0 |& _* g! _+ r! M
first pancake, I can wait' ."' c  D. Y: u' E0 b
Kevin turned to his younger brother and1 x- D, {; J2 F& U  M7 w! \
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children3 G/ H8 Y/ _( |8 z1 O0 q
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
/ o  [1 S/ j, Mgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
, s3 U0 X( T; y4 m; u. Rwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.9 m6 b5 C$ v6 L! f; |( ^5 T( b
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
0 S" w8 `# Y- m9 Q1 l! _"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
- n1 c4 Y" E: ]$ ~: ^The boy thought a moment and then said,3 C! B2 D1 k' E: |0 w
"Did God throw him back down?"
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" T4 O! ?, \3 K* m9 \A wife invited some people to dinner.: H# a7 _+ d$ Z  Z: H, @. ?3 t
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old( M4 q, Q# |2 _, Y( k  k
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the8 n- Y& A. D5 e- {+ y- g. ?
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
. W5 Z1 T+ o7 O  Igirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."; o) G- k6 ?* Y
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
5 z4 E2 w! G6 J0 R3 [7 zand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
: }- ^0 B2 J9 n* n' B) P/ o% o+ [people to dinner?"
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- s. m' ^  `8 v% T, k: lCheers!!!
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2 n( @( H2 Y: @, ~+ b4 l+ FPeace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
* d' H1 P% ]% G8 \Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

/ m, r7 r7 N; m' j( C% w0 z* Iaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: . ]' ?' ]$ s! G, z+ y
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.# _# t) ~7 m+ z( w9 g' f, C2 H; _
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
3 {& F% L2 u& SMy boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
0 a) v) S& x& b- D8 LI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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. }2 y7 K& L8 p  O& b0 Iaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: 4 |& O6 U  f1 p0 p4 k
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.) M4 @' s8 A& F
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
5 H5 t6 |- }1 q6 ]/ FMy boy's eyes turned ...
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好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表 2 t# p, B$ m, r1 s
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好好吃

& P! R5 F; E' e8 Bha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 ( N' A$ p! @# P. G( @  f' ~- T5 x! }
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
- ^# M2 X- `* @+ O"Don't be selfish!" I said.
. q" ], P) p8 I) wMy boy's eyes turned ...

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Aha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 # G4 Y2 z$ d# p0 r# o/ F

5 v7 j$ a& F/ ]4 j  n  u# T& uaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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5 a: D' x/ q9 x9 yRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.: A8 T# D) m* f' Y: I5 q0 a
"Don't be selfish!" I said.8 s3 k& d1 Z3 F' Q$ O. L
My boy's eyes turned ...
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3 {# Y. J/ @1 ~' V1 v% Y5 nThanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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