可爱可笑的孩童

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Kids in Church

, g1 R8 v# a  }3-year-old Reese :
4 @4 N" O; t( \! [. N5 \"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
Harold is his name.
& }; ]/ j. N, r) M6 K2 Y; d; OAmen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
; ?1 r. ~( j& X& H4 e1 b( k1 [4 Q3 vdon't worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am."

After the christening of his baby brother
1 w7 g1 n  P: X* vin church, Jason sobbed all the way home
7 b1 n9 h2 d' u6 I6 min the back seat of the car. His father asked
- g& e+ K2 d( khim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
2 [' d: t. ~/ z/ X! hus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
to stay with you guys."

One particular four-year-old prayed,
2 H  Q: Z0 s- d' O! Q' F"And forgive us our trash baskets as
we forgive those who put trash in our
3 c" I" E  D- }$ J5 t* z& S! ebaskets."
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- z9 [; y2 {" t) x6 V" MA Sunday school teacher asked her
& Y% m2 l- U" w3 n& b9 Qchildren as they were on the way to
Church service, "and why is it necessary
to be quiet in Church?"
One bright little girl replied,
1 B3 O. `- I8 n  C"Because people are sleeping."
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% {! W' F% ~% E5 \+ W/ S. H4 `6 z5 AA mother was preparing pancakes for
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
The boys began to argue over who would
0 c5 M1 \* e  Jget the first pancake.
; ^/ e$ @! Y+ }: ^# gTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
/ a4 s2 }. x4 y4 R4 v+ fmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
would say, 'Let my brother have the
first pancake, I can wait' ."
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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* K7 n/ f8 i! ]* a7 }3 f  w4 t; FA father was at the beach with his children
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
! K8 j0 {4 D! ^" i7 p: c5 a6 s* {. Sgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
The boy thought a moment and then said,
. j. `! e( [7 l* F+ u% f0 Z"Did God throw him back down?"

- O! I0 |# b" l' E7 W& D$ L$ E* GA wife invited some people to dinner.
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
( W+ Q# j' ?1 qblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
people to dinner?"

Cheers!!!
& G6 g7 [) h% @* k9 C
8 ?3 A7 S& x2 pPeace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

' R1 \* `( v4 F/ b; w' W( {( Raha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

1 c/ h% i& d( n8 o2 {Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
$ I& w& j3 E* ["Don't be selfish!" I said.
: V' u4 J7 P2 u. L1 B) V" s. DMy boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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" p, e. r6 Q8 O3 H4 ~7 x( uaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
- I/ j- n$ s9 e6 ]2 W3 Y"Don't be selfish!" I said.
- c3 g5 W0 N; z- bMy boy's eyes turned ...

  I; t7 g3 O" i7 u7 G5 c/ T  D! b好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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好好吃

ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

/ B# L: Y0 y5 v7 J+ D. lRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
5 ?7 t! q- C" H" W! U1 }. Y"Don't be selfish!" I said.
4 S/ `& Z# L; F3 z1 {5 |My boy's eyes turned ...

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8 K& y9 C0 {  w' ~Aha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

# E. ?( x7 Q7 a7 E) qRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
- w: t5 [! W. D2 HMy boy's eyes turned ...

Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby