可爱可笑的孩童

没心没肺

Kids in Church
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! m6 t5 I5 y8 {3 K; N3-year-old Reese :
8 N' G3 t( U$ `$ i  ]) V"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
Harold is his name.
1 W; n6 d8 }, G8 L- T7 KAmen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:
# a8 t# [3 ^+ r. U2 B, e  l"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
) b7 v# @3 b# p; y$ [4 Jdon't worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am."

After the christening of his baby brother
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
' d& E% g' q& I" h/ Uin the back seat of the car. His father asked
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
0 d; r( v; j+ [5 Fboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
to stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed,
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
' k# B7 U2 F% K( G2 fwe forgive those who put trash in our
+ M" f* n5 d9 Q: Nbaskets."

) v+ }6 a: g9 p/ b! _4 X" NA Sunday school teacher asked her
; y  G5 p/ r; U- @( cchildren as they were on the way to
! p, Z  m4 w8 r1 _/ F, D% ^7 r* MChurch service, "and why is it necessary
: q+ r: c! a% F) w0 Z: |' ]% yto be quiet in Church?"
2 R) D/ O) _' F; D$ F* G8 @9 A( QOne bright little girl replied,
"Because people are sleeping."
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0 N+ z2 `& E' q  q# tA mother was preparing pancakes for
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
2 N0 E" {+ V9 I6 HThe boys began to argue over who would
get the first pancake.
. }4 k/ o5 J& b$ lTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
would say, 'Let my brother have the
first pancake, I can wait' ."
) i7 c7 x( c: }. X; F& k+ [7 BKevin turned to his younger brother and
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"

A father was at the beach with his children
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
- f/ F$ r" ], V6 I; u6 M/ ?7 Kgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
/ m+ J# a0 |2 F7 z- k: l2 e3 Z3 }# D" Cwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
+ m, G! V5 o! P; c+ Z; D1 N"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
8 U3 K2 P7 A3 f5 u, t, W& ?# @The boy thought a moment and then said,
; q, ]  \( w9 @: s5 O6 w5 U4 \"Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
% }$ [7 ?7 R! O# yAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
% r  r9 P7 T, gdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
. u' N. o+ m. yblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
4 H# F- q! ~9 ?3 y" R7 f& o! yand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
people to dinner?"
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! g! z( C8 f" B; RCheers!!!

Peace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
: K3 _0 w' W! J' F; o- GVery funny stories. Kids are so cute!

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

% I( N7 s( I/ {* D4 B7 `  ^% eRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
* _$ P7 @: G' N' P  B! |1 ^My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
/ Z- e( c( Y3 n, g' F+ I( xI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

" L2 d% a3 e  I& \9 B0 C( maha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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  W7 b8 k: q  M6 W! f' WRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

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好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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1 ~+ F" |6 u; G6 s) z3 T) r好好吃

) @5 i0 A) {3 J: rha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

" T/ T9 O; Y% haha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
3 l% }: m: C5 m6 K! r9 `"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

Aha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

# ~0 ]# s: L& q, w( DRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

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Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby