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Kids in Church

: F1 s, o' K9 `% H1 {) i# B' X3-year-old Reese :
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
Harold is his name.
Amen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:
  {8 O; i( M' I" I5 c4 C"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
4 r! w( v' p' C- T3 V4 q7 S, |don't worry about it.
; t* Z% c. H: }+ lI'm having a real good time like I am."
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' m; H* b) S9 ~- z9 XAfter the christening of his baby brother
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
" i: [$ q. y  D0 C4 Z# Ghim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
' h4 ~8 W- b8 V5 q/ u6 Sboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
6 i4 B: T" `4 O& Ous broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
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One particular four-year-old prayed,
' S2 N9 K, I+ R6 R! Y/ ^+ x"And forgive us our trash baskets as
+ t$ [4 \% c1 l' Rwe forgive those who put trash in our
' r% [7 [3 g3 Y/ Q- m+ bbaskets."
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2 ]; l9 W; _) m4 uA Sunday school teacher asked her
" c$ |5 l& Q9 |2 v, z& o8 Xchildren as they were on the way to
Church service, "and why is it necessary
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One bright little girl replied,
5 X  i) F# [' n) U6 U3 l( I4 J"Because people are sleeping."
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. j& K, b4 Z0 A9 S! X; E1 }A mother was preparing pancakes for
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
The boys began to argue over who would
3 K/ T' O! p! B, @* hget the first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
, y1 P8 ^- |* U; b( Owould say, 'Let my brother have the
, P5 f6 o4 y8 E( vfirst pancake, I can wait' ."
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"

/ q" v0 W% Y! s* M9 zA father was at the beach with his children
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
/ J" f/ ?8 U8 z# F7 `5 Jgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
. a7 I/ s3 F7 K0 Z" d( w"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
4 W2 i- W1 D. O5 F2 ["He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
$ W1 |6 X4 H# L! k1 g9 OThe boy thought a moment and then said,
1 c% N8 q* b/ M  Q"Did God throw him back down?"
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, e4 T, N' v9 l. B3 r' x- `. oA wife invited some people to dinner.
0 ?7 w! W* N" J" j  oAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
8 ~9 ^: g" y% p# r: Tblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
& a. J; x5 n3 `girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
0 g: d: b7 M! A  M9 |- wThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
7 d3 U2 t' E# u! k' A6 hand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
people to dinner?"
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$ j, s  |  h, ?; l* z& _, vCheers!!!
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5 {+ T% C7 i& m3 d% e( N: c" xPeace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

* c( M! `6 y- z! S4 [9 S8 Faha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
- i( |; V* E% l"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
; Z6 K, ^7 I5 Q( C; A9 r7 BI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

+ M/ @! Q5 S& B/ E! [! HRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
4 r# C( J3 Z" @4 S9 S* Z"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

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3 v5 C# K/ I% k/ z$ u好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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好好吃

# D$ g; b6 U7 Jha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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8 O9 B, E1 O1 B4 A3 Yaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

: R5 F) C) r, J, t% @Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

Aha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

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" ?8 I3 b$ q! j! Z  I0 ZThanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby