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Kids in Church# R* J4 k& y9 a# E8 Y+ G
8 F9 z2 v6 |: ~3-year-old Reese :& Q- j' S- n9 N5 E
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,7 W" V) } w" v, }. h( l5 K( m
Harold is his name.
3 U X9 S& G) n. HAmen."$ ^3 t* [& z% L7 M$ X% `. w1 X; k' _
; W x4 m+ ~; u( {A little boy was overheard praying:1 N4 c. R0 {$ K6 x4 b9 `# i! M; G: |
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
2 F$ X' m6 d% u. Y. s, mdon't worry about it.
, z5 Y: ~1 M b* f7 q, KI'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother- T0 z) ^: [% L n) ?- M
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home1 t, ~% S1 k6 H |8 a _' f) h
in the back seat of the car. His father asked( H+ L! z5 f& K, w* F( w
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the; p D4 {+ V5 T: ]/ W& y% U
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
5 I4 z- U. L) F) U5 x% E- Xus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
( J7 W/ r# u& o; J; e2 C0 a. \to stay with you guys."0 {/ |# T4 x% S: f& Q Q
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One particular four-year-old prayed,
' m! x c0 N1 [- T" c% n |"And forgive us our trash baskets as; E* H& I3 K3 ?* k+ L# v0 E1 I
we forgive those who put trash in our
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0 `5 j" b$ _! g' q8 k, GA Sunday school teacher asked her8 K3 L n: Y( W8 S) A
children as they were on the way to- w+ K( ?" H& s- |) J
Church service, "and why is it necessary; e* J7 W$ u6 }/ T8 w3 l
to be quiet in Church?"
2 S4 Z; B9 f5 J4 z. k2 iOne bright little girl replied,! F% I, t4 E- Y5 T) e2 `- \# f
"Because people are sleeping."+ G3 Z/ |! x0 j* {
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A mother was preparing pancakes for
/ ^: C' j3 C) H3 pher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.$ ~1 [8 n- }0 P8 q5 ]& u6 G
The boys began to argue over who would# a# T P* l9 D8 \
get the first pancake.
1 ~( y% I+ e! ^Their mother saw the opportunity for a
% [& j! u) \6 ? q) Nmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
/ \( U# y) n/ W2 r! Q Bwould say, 'Let my brother have the. n3 H: J( ?. X
first pancake, I can wait' ."
8 u/ |! B3 l% m( fKevin turned to his younger brother and* O1 _1 t t/ Y. N3 W4 ?0 F
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"5 g& d* @' j$ ^2 E' R! }
+ ?1 ^/ R3 X* J( t, J, \A father was at the beach with his children' {5 e G2 u2 w) R; x
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
" u6 R7 M) s. X8 i. C6 t2 Q+ U# F- hgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
: q+ F( ]; |* F8 zwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.' J- X; B4 L* T7 {+ z, h4 \
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.+ ~: |. ?5 L1 z4 N$ ~5 F$ ^8 I9 }
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
8 \: {; x" g0 D! \0 z4 O5 OThe boy thought a moment and then said,9 m6 q& n0 `1 y3 D; n: L
"Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
! V7 V" @ t. DAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
$ b% j8 p& Y; B2 f& Wdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the/ E" F3 s" D- B m* i; r- e
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
, ~( U4 G# n3 j+ \, d4 L1 ogirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."8 l& [! A( i0 d+ k4 \2 \. ^+ T9 R
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head0 L# k, F! ?: {+ E0 q
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
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Cheers!!!
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Y2 j2 q v7 M' j2 a' B, l5 bPeace, love and happines! |
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