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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church8 |& r% p% G$ S. i

2 B% Q$ K8 n. ]0 N; I3-year-old Reese :  d* c2 d$ I8 h
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,3 ?4 u- v6 p5 F' n! l
Harold is his name.) n' y: L) Q$ c% t$ S% O4 {% w; Q
Amen."
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* e5 y1 i1 e5 y0 \7 p4 SA little boy was overheard praying:
& S6 U3 [$ `% u- h"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
% Z4 R4 |+ N2 u. ]$ a; zdon't worry about it.% i% C. @+ U5 o% n: r
I'm having a real good time like I am."4 N5 S# {1 O# {6 a) h4 _, v

  F  Z6 K" Y& z6 `+ c8 j/ M9 E# JAfter the christening of his baby brother; L& p# o# X$ l2 G
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
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him three times what was wrong. Finally, the" z4 d* q$ O8 {4 W. G4 X  n; B# u
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted  l8 N8 x3 X8 u0 D4 K
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
2 _$ y' |6 `) v2 J! ito stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed,
( O! z7 n9 Q& z+ E: G& l"And forgive us our trash baskets as0 H+ h4 ^' I, @3 O. d; T9 l
we forgive those who put trash in our
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" k1 w; f4 Q3 y. IA Sunday school teacher asked her2 c1 I# t( B8 a& y( G% G
children as they were on the way to4 v/ X2 @; t  Q5 {( B
Church service, "and why is it necessary
$ \; U3 c7 w/ [1 nto be quiet in Church?"8 V/ e4 t: v9 ]) F% x5 R
One bright little girl replied,
& ~5 J9 W/ n4 A& P"Because people are sleeping."
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7 _" i7 z8 g& N" N1 f4 a, ?A mother was preparing pancakes for
" D& J; {1 ]$ x0 r" |8 l8 aher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
6 k4 g4 d) J8 x) R* @The boys began to argue over who would
# Z8 b, w4 e. B' P1 b1 ?2 f* fget the first pancake.
$ q+ d6 W4 H* ]3 d; m  ]) XTheir mother saw the opportunity for a6 f& D' K- C1 q' C- c- u, T& |
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
4 U* O% F( s) D% [# \4 Lwould say, 'Let my brother have the
; l% }, ?, n+ Kfirst pancake, I can wait' ."
, G  K9 [. d0 [. d* lKevin turned to his younger brother and
. J: U% {+ [) `% @9 ksaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children
" }" W2 G2 [- G1 n: wwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,' P$ @- o: M, j! b  b& X
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore! R- d, x9 y+ l
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
! B# Y/ F5 k: e% l"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
8 n, l( S2 @9 n3 P. P. X"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
& k" M" D  }0 {( \+ v, r5 TThe boy thought a moment and then said,
4 n0 n7 J# |. g  X6 u2 I. {+ x( _"Did God throw him back down?"" M& }7 Q  a5 Y% s; F% m

. c; @% [/ A! ~3 d& ^A wife invited some people to dinner.
; q5 U$ r/ j; U! S6 q' W4 \At the table, she turned to their six-year-old( d! s8 r( U- e
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the& N8 |2 v* r8 U
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The/ l4 R! K% V3 O8 w, U4 S
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."% Q+ _, H( A. C& e+ D
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
) I" N- y. I0 R% P: p" dand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these! ]: p' f* H; v, H7 E
people to dinner?"- s" V/ ~) Q  A0 D
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Cheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表 / p5 f- y/ E' v: n; F
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

5 d2 ]+ U% P, @/ t2 H; eaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: 9 g7 N; V" u$ L: ^! M
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
) t: j# i: d: w/ z1 a"Don't be selfish!" I said.
! O; T3 y& N( z; W9 [+ JMy boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
$ [/ g5 M' {" V8 ~3 EI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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1 ~) [" `" Y: haha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.! K6 h, J' @9 a- t" W! n
"Don't be selfish!" I said.7 s' Y. j2 j. L" j# S7 {
My boy's eyes turned ...
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2 k# r; m1 o5 ~! x好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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好好吃

2 u& Y! K; L; }ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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7 U3 k+ i7 Q. f# C- S& ~aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
+ K) n9 @( Q; t' M: C: \"Don't be selfish!" I said." e" c3 l- _0 u  O( v
My boy's eyes turned ...
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Aha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: ( O8 @% R+ P) Z: O% w2 t. I  f
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.* K" ]; \2 w7 S, _! s" c' S0 o
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
* h' u$ Y7 b9 K, GMy boy's eyes turned ...
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$ y! W# ]" ~& X! G0 [% GThanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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