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Kids in Church8 k, f$ d0 I$ ?2 v4 I8 W) ^
) K, t2 ?6 k, p# X3-year-old Reese :
+ |5 D! j/ U, ?( D1 t"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
' F7 V; Z" Q& ^! _. nHarold is his name.
+ h( r( Q$ W5 ]+ g( S1 m. N! ZAmen."
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}' v8 @# J) S" m. SA little boy was overheard praying:
# D, g- x) | l% N0 I* H"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,* x5 p5 A3 ~, v* Q0 W: c
don't worry about it.
2 b1 f: D' h+ r1 [( j# A4 sI'm having a real good time like I am."( f- n5 c$ y9 G( z
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After the christening of his baby brother
! M0 b) [% L! d: x# ?2 r9 U3 bin church, Jason sobbed all the way home
z5 B" n$ O2 B4 B% Iin the back seat of the car. His father asked9 f: U: ]% N1 P0 N7 e* O( G
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
2 V6 Z- \ m% ]! \9 r% ^boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
" v) O4 U2 b/ y3 x+ |us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted8 m6 f+ X8 i0 m o
to stay with you guys."& p' F7 B1 T+ x2 ^- Y" @1 `
& b, C% w2 \+ AOne particular four-year-old prayed,
; b" c( G1 F+ Z' R# _6 s) {7 g' e"And forgive us our trash baskets as$ r- P$ r: ]7 O p0 b
we forgive those who put trash in our
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A Sunday school teacher asked her+ s1 L1 B' _- l( `, {
children as they were on the way to
3 D6 _4 m, S: J4 n& ?' FChurch service, "and why is it necessary
1 L T2 P/ D" l. y. k& L% vto be quiet in Church?"
" O8 U3 K% a& {$ e* WOne bright little girl replied,1 R( q/ R# l: I# t& j$ ^
"Because people are sleeping."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for
: U, ^' W2 U( C: r) x: j Dher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
4 N6 S/ ?8 u0 z4 W$ rThe boys began to argue over who would
6 C3 g+ z& f- K# p/ rget the first pancake.
|5 E, j+ K R8 t/ U& I, O! qTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
- w5 e( e# d8 M- Q/ u, Rmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
& ?/ N g+ }! W" i& Gwould say, 'Let my brother have the. l/ O9 h& [) F+ M
first pancake, I can wait' ."5 @/ w" \% J. \* h. g& o; f& w
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
7 {/ g; u- x* c; Y1 b# R, M% i0 Usaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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( u4 R1 t2 o- A! l# l E; |A father was at the beach with his children
$ j+ G. m3 S/ {4 ?9 l' awhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,
- X' h/ j+ g5 \+ Z- @grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
$ i0 D ]9 J- H' X& Xwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
2 E; y0 w8 {6 A( `* A"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
) n8 O- {1 [, B& r: p5 X( K" z3 v$ y2 v"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
/ h+ S K% [2 A% f. cThe boy thought a moment and then said,
6 b5 P1 f$ b1 t4 P"Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
( Y: N j* b( L1 D( c9 uAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
# H+ U7 I, ^- _0 b5 rdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
. J4 {# a* @1 t4 T- K" E. H3 Xblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
* |* z: `4 U3 p ]: F: \- u2 mgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
/ p. w8 ?) ?/ z0 E# h( ?3 b6 w, LThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head2 P$ Y, q' V# g
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
% ]* V( C( |" A8 speople to dinner?"
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$ m2 s2 \+ I+ ]3 |Cheers!!!. F$ r9 Z) b$ x3 a( O# s
+ p7 p; a. x5 p2 BPeace, love and happines! |
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