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Kids in Church
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) N* J& O) Y# o1 h3 ]. V3-year-old Reese :
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Amen."3 q" O+ v# ]1 J; O; S
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A little boy was overheard praying:
+ q ?; ~0 F. V% e"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,0 `& _4 ~6 Z g+ {, t; V
don't worry about it.4 m% x I9 N8 |) i" L; ?
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother
' u5 e7 c2 y2 E5 @- W4 g/ Q; v6 O7 Din church, Jason sobbed all the way home5 E& l& o# |; W2 [9 O
in the back seat of the car. His father asked9 S1 V( B7 o0 |, b9 N8 O- B C
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the- E8 D: ^$ p$ [5 N9 A
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted1 V! Q! C* l: N# F
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
_5 T: c# ^' Sto stay with you guys."
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' h1 G. F5 L7 w& Y) _# U! LOne particular four-year-old prayed,) C2 w( @" D. Q
"And forgive us our trash baskets as; p. `3 r8 A' m
we forgive those who put trash in our
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A Sunday school teacher asked her# j* |, R) r6 b, U% {
children as they were on the way to. ~0 i$ M* S7 v; `- Z: X
Church service, "and why is it necessary! r/ w+ W D! u) a* y( i5 `2 s
to be quiet in Church?"
0 U: A7 N: v$ Z# n/ P4 @One bright little girl replied,
' l" ^+ {) U& f8 v6 }"Because people are sleeping."
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8 P& m: m* Z5 J+ k+ U" i9 @% H; pA mother was preparing pancakes for$ h% i& }2 c1 i1 k
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
4 B% a- b( W' @- f& iThe boys began to argue over who would3 |1 N- I( B+ \: j+ m) a* c# A
get the first pancake.7 o' w. C0 d L9 q' _
Their mother saw the opportunity for a1 g5 X7 D2 n% q
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
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) h" n( _* j* p' [Kevin turned to his younger brother and/ f: O$ \ Z7 q! `" L# K
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children$ } q6 E; {) W8 p5 u
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,; n8 n q+ p9 m) }7 z/ @1 b" W
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
u5 E; B8 K! @* _! K9 K: Dwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.0 D! {/ ^1 L/ G* _5 }0 f8 ?* v
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.: U E: U9 _& `) m& G; R5 ?
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.) U! J+ @/ H: }9 l5 p0 S
The boy thought a moment and then said,
- T8 P& B, A$ \; y# w+ C"Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
4 g- Z% `, C! O2 z0 x' Y3 X( _( wAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
' ]8 n& R0 j1 ^0 o8 R. S0 ldaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
6 C+ _! t" h6 ~& m7 d0 Dblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
- d$ y( w6 o& L' T9 {girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
: x4 }- m* Z h: x; s" qThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head! \9 Z; `" v7 N e. [- ]
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these( S) w$ G, |, N8 B+ z# O
people to dinner?"
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Cheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines! |
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