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Kids in Church- Y) g6 i L# Q S; j* z; j
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3-year-old Reese :
* X$ F7 n$ O" n/ U5 M( P% Z2 y6 y7 o; R"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
# B! S/ R+ ]. D2 ~6 ` q& ?7 ?Harold is his name.8 G5 K4 ~1 I+ c$ O
Amen."( m% B% y: v# N$ _
) f0 W! @, V/ R! { sA little boy was overheard praying:$ \$ G; w: L* l5 f( P* D8 s
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
0 R# i$ I: h2 S5 }don't worry about it.
; t0 s2 h' f3 q4 o; _" ZI'm having a real good time like I am."
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) U- z* T& |2 PAfter the christening of his baby brother
/ h8 }/ J/ Q% Z5 q3 f1 rin church, Jason sobbed all the way home
9 x6 l' W( W& L0 `) Xin the back seat of the car. His father asked4 _7 M- C% q2 A K/ v5 L
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
; v0 x/ k. w9 b% ^boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted; n- |3 H: o0 N0 v A( C' r! j
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
$ _$ o4 t4 \) J4 Qto stay with you guys."
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+ Q4 Z# V% [- Y* U) C, uOne particular four-year-old prayed,7 G5 {9 u/ r6 c* d( s0 ^
"And forgive us our trash baskets as% {$ y! q, j' j+ K& Z
we forgive those who put trash in our+ G1 {" k& n$ q+ S& J
baskets."! n3 `; {8 T M/ b* X4 `) n2 D
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A Sunday school teacher asked her) O9 x$ M+ h& i) Y C( ]/ e/ n
children as they were on the way to/ E" t! B: p- F: n" A
Church service, "and why is it necessary
' |' [4 A) A7 c R$ Lto be quiet in Church?"
) I' K6 W0 L9 z4 F1 B: v5 mOne bright little girl replied,
. a- R2 r: h! q) x' ?+ g5 s"Because people are sleeping."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for
8 n' o7 U' {+ ~3 Iher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.5 l2 s$ S, w) W- ?! v2 f
The boys began to argue over who would5 z, J* e8 U( F, B3 W" O
get the first pancake.
4 w6 J$ w$ Q5 J8 e0 NTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
5 b3 k" s5 c1 k+ s1 n. pmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He1 X& x% t2 \5 a) \7 r0 d& @7 k
would say, 'Let my brother have the
1 J6 O4 N* V9 Z+ K/ t/ ]( X3 ifirst pancake, I can wait' ."( S; _% W9 J' i+ O2 ^; f5 N
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
8 q2 f* V; w, P @3 Zsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"( I: P* }% f; o9 j# T8 d2 ?
) {. k6 [: o+ K; HA father was at the beach with his children5 U" M$ Q7 H# }: B+ T9 e, m2 R
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,: L" ^% q+ j2 w5 A4 B
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
/ b& T, B1 P K8 U7 d8 Ewhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.1 T' k! e% p: H- C
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
. F( J3 S3 J; b9 j# n2 D" W"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
. D- O% [/ V6 Q* @: F# b( i( q+ rThe boy thought a moment and then said,
, }* D* Q4 M7 k: n' @/ h8 d"Did God throw him back down?"/ u. k/ j8 X/ T: w) C8 ~, @
3 s7 C2 P$ \5 x# i s$ _A wife invited some people to dinner.; t$ L7 }) g% p& J8 z& k
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old1 A5 w+ S8 n2 R+ n$ U
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
' }( u8 Z( ` \% V, \( I5 p' iblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
" ~0 y) t# u* P0 m! K" V+ e! ngirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say.") M5 B4 H. W! l+ `! z" ?0 ?
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head* J* C8 o7 I% {9 G0 ^9 N6 G. z
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these: a* b7 |, B# ^; E# m9 ?" r
people to dinner?"
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( X2 P) K& R* w- gCheers!!!: o. w F( @. d* t4 Q
7 i8 j! Y O1 i+ h' SPeace, love and happines! |
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