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Kids in Church' S: P# c' r6 }
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3-year-old Reese :8 ^ I- e) H0 N- r$ N; r
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
8 {/ I5 Y( e! |& n8 ^Harold is his name.! x9 H8 S7 ~/ t! l: [
Amen."# Z0 c+ v4 D) G' j
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A little boy was overheard praying:9 T0 `5 g5 ]5 c, C; R
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,0 \) m7 Q$ E% t* }3 ^/ [
don't worry about it.
|6 l- a3 n, ^' Y- {I'm having a real good time like I am."
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) g; R' n5 [8 N: p0 j$ u6 Z+ T9 JAfter the christening of his baby brother! t( n. {# Z/ Z" f3 X& k
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
1 S8 Q; b# ?5 s( d* Z8 Zin the back seat of the car. His father asked" d0 x& e5 t% P$ N) V @ B2 _
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
X1 h5 m+ X& Gboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted1 [9 n& y$ N* p4 R: r Z" O. Y
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted6 L1 z l( f0 v x$ |# f
to stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed,$ x3 h' \9 J* X' h3 |) g
"And forgive us our trash baskets as! G4 E0 Q: y+ W# f) x5 e; n
we forgive those who put trash in our
# l5 v! P& @7 p* D S9 Ebaskets."1 X. J. j3 s6 B
! r8 r) D/ I) D; K E8 _2 jA Sunday school teacher asked her
& Y0 P; r( U, I& B( n5 R7 U/ ~# f4 }children as they were on the way to& o6 l" |* g% W" @3 @: P" d; E$ ]2 _, r
Church service, "and why is it necessary
2 k. G. h3 e7 b/ ~1 D3 uto be quiet in Church?"2 E V4 f9 e! x/ {; Q
One bright little girl replied,. j" I7 |$ t9 O4 L6 d8 ?8 u, k
"Because people are sleeping.": Y" k' D& U: W
6 [) T8 c+ S/ Y+ qA mother was preparing pancakes for
9 \8 K; H% k/ A) @/ w5 \: Kher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.7 Q* }; X0 r9 G! ?! o5 G" K& q
The boys began to argue over who would2 A( X7 y: E4 e. B
get the first pancake.
+ j* \2 `; H' ]3 M! WTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
1 q5 c2 e6 v2 I% Emoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
( @8 c- G4 h1 a' T' E. o! Ywould say, 'Let my brother have the
4 x) ]( j- S, D& P \first pancake, I can wait' ."
/ _. ]# X% t9 c7 x9 ~/ GKevin turned to his younger brother and
/ P8 Z8 z: N1 U" zsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"1 M3 \1 L- P4 n3 A! b- l4 f
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A father was at the beach with his children
, o6 h1 `# H0 @4 g% j; Pwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,
6 B$ j8 o2 c3 @grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
4 u4 w$ r6 X, Jwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.9 x' K6 [) b/ F* ]& l
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
0 K, i5 q7 U6 k% X/ h# ^. E"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.# K5 N, w4 l' @7 _# ~% z0 i8 L
The boy thought a moment and then said,
4 e8 |$ n/ q) H( [) C' P"Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
# I$ P' M* Y" V/ f6 eAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
4 j& @$ v) E9 g) Vdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the$ m/ ^* n- z3 d' d! [1 E
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
- i9 g, j4 B" i, S/ v8 ~girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."/ S0 Z) l7 Q) H4 k
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
1 m0 t3 J- W5 [" y W4 dand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
$ }' t0 c" \! y8 ?people to dinner?"
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I8 ]; x5 H/ [1 W5 w# ~Cheers!!!8 u; @: z+ ?9 ^# F4 S% h* @6 |7 x
2 @ g# s1 W+ E. H. }* V# _* j; N& qPeace, love and happines! |
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