可爱可笑的孩童

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Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :
9 p  y- n! O$ l0 Z5 r! \1 L0 L"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
Harold is his name.
3 ]7 f$ C9 m3 x5 G9 \1 d7 fAmen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
don't worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
$ l+ g( N0 d$ |* @* R; U8 Iin the back seat of the car. His father asked
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boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
* G# z, o6 W+ k. i+ }1 h- aus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
& B# D5 {4 e; `' Z9 Wto stay with you guys."
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, a- z. _% U: Z7 p; d2 YOne particular four-year-old prayed,
& t- _9 T. z* @9 D3 h* M( u"And forgive us our trash baskets as
, k5 x( q" O5 O- G+ Xwe forgive those who put trash in our
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& q9 B; y5 y; C% b6 K" d1 ?A Sunday school teacher asked her
; t. i) t( n1 l! g: Schildren as they were on the way to
Church service, "and why is it necessary
to be quiet in Church?"
One bright little girl replied,
"Because people are sleeping."

A mother was preparing pancakes for
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
" O: b- w/ L3 c% ?, H" ^5 v& jThe boys began to argue over who would
get the first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
3 t! Q; P0 h' n+ T) Qmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
would say, 'Let my brother have the
, t+ O( f6 |9 Z. ~first pancake, I can wait' ."
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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1 t# b" e, _) [1 V2 m- ^A father was at the beach with his children
6 u( y; n) G0 z+ W3 m2 L- vwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
* d! s1 i( e9 U9 D2 t"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
4 X2 b! t+ T0 X* W& |! D: w6 X4 qThe boy thought a moment and then said,
"Did God throw him back down?"

( W" a$ I* W8 \4 V' H; j: IA wife invited some people to dinner.
( U* h. O' ], s" lAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
8 y9 M% h! A) p% X3 Kdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
1 x, t% \) v; l  P) k3 c# kblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
$ Q" k# r; G  ugirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
( [( H. L! H; Q- e! TThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
+ a! F3 u- K+ [! Y: l1 W  ^' r$ Ipeople to dinner?"
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' r1 A$ U0 A9 yCheers!!!

$ z: E3 \+ U! ~: J! IPeace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
' b* ]" [5 X8 n) J2 E3 GVery funny stories. Kids are so cute!

2 l. ?7 n: i# l& J" Baha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

: \7 r, `$ j- y2 P8 V) S5 ^! b( ARecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
1 ^: F% L6 T; h6 L: Y, h"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
+ q) [# }) \: b' Y' s"Don't be selfish!" I said.
$ j  ]( Q4 d9 Q. E4 f1 |My boy's eyes turned ...

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5 E! U( T) r1 Y/ H5 Z好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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好好吃

ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
# w, [  o5 z7 }  |" |/ IMy boy's eyes turned ...

8 a+ j2 J* O8 k# P8 v/ p6 ^. KAha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

+ p) ?  I! o# S' A6 t2 @; uaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
' \9 C9 e. z9 B$ z6 C0 ]; rMy boy's eyes turned ...

  \$ M  P) Y2 }4 ^. N6 _3 ^( {- SThanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby