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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :! ]+ p3 n5 b  {8 E, h" B) }
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
* i, t7 G6 g: w* \) LHarold is his name.
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A little boy was overheard praying:1 ^* i  I/ b/ Q0 q7 U" Z* C
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,3 D- I) h. J5 `3 u# z) ]/ @
don't worry about it.
  |/ _  k* t+ ?4 K, V, z# y( AI'm having a real good time like I am."
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' f4 ^2 N4 s- [; z7 i$ g0 QAfter the christening of his baby brother* p- S  l* ]$ F: U3 S! w  D
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home  ^' C& E  h6 T; k$ Y+ t
in the back seat of the car. His father asked5 n  m" W9 G) s3 \; N
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the" h" Y6 F0 @7 j* o) n
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted. i+ P$ h( X& F  @
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
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7 ?+ W0 m* }/ ]% AOne particular four-year-old prayed,
  l2 b6 p3 u( D* V( `5 n% D"And forgive us our trash baskets as* H& p! ]# V4 [7 l% E, t
we forgive those who put trash in our
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, F/ K0 V- r$ h5 F; N4 lA Sunday school teacher asked her( w( y3 R+ c0 s, _) t
children as they were on the way to
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to be quiet in Church?"
+ R; V" N# g) I5 p* rOne bright little girl replied,1 P, |' U; D/ a4 P3 T
"Because people are sleeping."2 \% V8 n0 w: h- b# A2 u) r+ U9 M
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A mother was preparing pancakes for
4 |- M8 l. e* t1 S. M& vher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.9 B( p4 U) _8 V7 Z  H6 u
The boys began to argue over who would
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. C4 K& Y; z! ^! pTheir mother saw the opportunity for a1 J; d# p0 x( c- ~2 z
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
# J) E& }1 Y/ G& Dwould say, 'Let my brother have the& K- }1 k2 S5 A! n+ n2 _
first pancake, I can wait' ."  Q! `& a* C! R3 ^8 X
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
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' |  Y( F4 f9 h* q# b( {8 e, ^/ dA father was at the beach with his children
8 M: g! R7 k; x! L, M( nwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,
$ f+ g" V- q5 b8 e# Mgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
& i3 q* i6 `) @# T! zwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
5 g: Y  ~) ~1 p/ {"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.2 S/ d9 [& b9 g% d6 u2 E
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
8 v* S+ P5 M" e# VThe boy thought a moment and then said,
: O3 L7 i1 A5 m- Y% Y- [9 e# k( G"Did God throw him back down?"
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& i5 h& [* V  }# LA wife invited some people to dinner.
8 v: X1 `8 K4 }. z- H0 M1 \At the table, she turned to their six-year-old8 x' O0 @, }6 Q& K# m$ D6 a1 a
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the! N5 `+ S" ~  @0 S! k) z6 b
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The* @' k. b* T" Y0 ?/ _
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
3 q% B/ Z& P$ n* W. ^5 y. M/ HThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
8 k% d) O& `+ R# ~3 C% I% {and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these2 O7 m& y% ?( X7 I! p" T) m
people to dinner?"
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Cheers!!!& T  U9 ~; G" D1 }0 X# x
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Peace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表 7 `( ]$ E8 U, e" l* z
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

) ^7 I$ Y# Z/ J$ X* jaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: + M4 o5 m  c- q8 R# E# H6 j
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
( \! }; C: e7 z+ S"Don't be selfish!" I said.
' S' `5 P" }7 v; M8 [My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
! `, |/ n; t7 i  lI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 / M6 G( Q/ }2 K
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:   V; d) Y9 ?, r, z
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
; J: T( Y/ Y  x, V' ^+ L7 Z) t' e* \1 N"Don't be selfish!" I said.$ l7 v' {& [' K0 Z+ c$ N
My boy's eyes turned ...

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好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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好好吃
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ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 ( H! m; O& A) }0 v1 a

* [' i4 b6 ]0 H; `( o$ Oaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: : x" s/ s7 i; P6 r1 \+ S# b% \
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.( V! m8 v8 F5 P( e( f* c3 c! s
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
6 B: F1 u& ~$ F0 p3 lMy boy's eyes turned ...

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$ M* N7 e5 v" C9 y) `' tAha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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  ]' ~, V: s0 g' o1 U1 ?3 gaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: / \; V7 q% W- ?3 n

1 m: D' c6 N8 I% ]Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.( e3 F9 O) V6 [+ H; V
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
; s6 A5 S# o# N, x% l3 fMy boy's eyes turned ...

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Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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发表于 2008-2-20 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
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