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Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :. `% y0 z! F( {! H6 d+ t; w4 G. Q
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
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Amen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:/ {9 q8 y4 E; M' y& R; z( Z
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
1 V$ [% K2 O( [7 r$ [; N9 {+ }9 e+ hdon't worry about it.
* v+ _1 u T+ O- y$ _& [) J" QI'm having a real good time like I am."
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3 s) \5 g. H$ D0 K" k6 O( PAfter the christening of his baby brother5 q! t% o2 X( Q }7 h
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home b9 B" f5 D! e" h$ l W) e
in the back seat of the car. His father asked2 `8 x1 w0 x) W- a1 F. Y
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
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us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted+ o( b( }7 S* u7 w5 W" S3 y
to stay with you guys."; Y/ M$ b2 `; {3 s
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One particular four-year-old prayed,! q% R6 _' M, ^$ q# l- Y" X
"And forgive us our trash baskets as; C+ r0 h$ {5 z* c c+ x0 j
we forgive those who put trash in our6 }) J8 C1 t- V; i4 z
baskets."
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* \ R3 N% x% {1 cA Sunday school teacher asked her% g7 N: e- W6 s) J9 C
children as they were on the way to, \7 ]; a/ \, A) W# H7 V+ u* G/ k
Church service, "and why is it necessary: Y3 `2 @. V- b- y2 A n' B
to be quiet in Church?"2 y. f% \% G" m2 x8 T
One bright little girl replied,2 ]5 e, _' h- y8 S" Q- d
"Because people are sleeping."
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) \) c- \4 @2 RA mother was preparing pancakes for, Q1 |+ g. e0 I
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.$ r# ~- m% W7 I- I5 j. K7 h
The boys began to argue over who would
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Their mother saw the opportunity for a6 J$ B7 f. W& @: ?0 P
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
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, |8 r7 B. U. p/ Q: B v& E s, lfirst pancake, I can wait' ."7 d/ u; d# r: }. Q$ E! Q
Kevin turned to his younger brother and1 I) t% ~% T+ t6 U8 @* q6 }5 ^
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children3 q+ ]5 _& Y/ A7 a$ m
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
+ P5 h6 D/ d; x. Jgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
' j8 x) a0 B- k. J2 vwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
) a2 L( ]* G- q7 G0 }' W"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.% B9 C C; i9 s5 r" h) R5 t, m+ e2 a
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.1 H# }9 {9 w$ q4 z
The boy thought a moment and then said,+ m5 {5 Y/ A0 G- |
"Did God throw him back down?"' J) D- T/ r7 b# l
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
: X1 u$ {) a0 q- H; l2 | wAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old4 c5 \8 _, T8 f: `0 n/ D/ ?" Y. f
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the7 E: Y% J w- c
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The1 v/ |5 ]. a! q+ X8 `; B: D, ]
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
9 k- P2 M$ T: y& X9 LThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head2 A; l& n' j. T5 l/ ]8 W
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these. ]" |+ t; l6 `0 z" h
people to dinner?"
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8 R L9 g( O8 { h' O2 K9 bCheers!!!
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' g& t; \' X0 y# N0 ], s' HPeace, love and happines! |
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