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Kids in Church
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, L5 ^) J# g. H" M- v# r3-year-old Reese :
: D. W; u: ~: c @9 }4 x"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
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8 i3 c) }- e& U/ i1 E0 GAmen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:
$ g# [% Z5 _$ v' U1 X"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,+ q. V' f% Q0 Z1 y) v4 U
don't worry about it.* M, y4 H8 `. ?: h! f( W# g
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother
- L- _* b. F9 W( Zin church, Jason sobbed all the way home
, s/ \5 F) ?( u3 M. A' k7 kin the back seat of the car. His father asked
; t; {& y& Q8 E2 [3 Thim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
' n% X. {2 h' F& ]. @boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
9 B1 e$ d* Z2 f( sus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
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' b9 k$ H( e, uOne particular four-year-old prayed,
( |* I- D4 I$ V2 l% U4 d& o"And forgive us our trash baskets as+ Z3 A' [( [* Z$ N( ]
we forgive those who put trash in our0 R7 q) ^. ]6 [9 L2 q2 Z
baskets."
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2 \1 ~6 [) v/ Q9 E- m; oA Sunday school teacher asked her
6 H4 m6 L/ \3 j$ ^children as they were on the way to8 G A! e2 ~( g* r
Church service, "and why is it necessary
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One bright little girl replied,
; m2 j8 h8 N0 L2 H! {' x"Because people are sleeping."' n2 i1 ^' Q6 {1 J! F: \0 N5 B! \6 C
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A mother was preparing pancakes for2 v; x- h8 c6 Q% W6 W
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
; ?9 a1 v1 ^4 d6 s7 [The boys began to argue over who would
( N) a/ ^- r- X+ L) |8 Wget the first pancake." ]: A6 P9 V1 h
Their mother saw the opportunity for a M3 n$ j' j7 X8 A" I
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He& u7 W% |5 C$ M9 h3 r/ ?
would say, 'Let my brother have the
8 f5 e' i9 c @9 b7 Zfirst pancake, I can wait' ."1 N% i* U2 L) J& J& \! i n
Kevin turned to his younger brother and1 y9 O) F& Y/ G, ?9 w/ ~
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children& U$ Z& m( n. K# w7 K
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
' \4 ^- u2 ]# ?. Dgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
; w7 r( p7 j/ P% R! A& Zwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
: F- S- B- i6 W6 X- I, J! i"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.2 c+ [9 U9 b6 p8 O2 D2 C
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
- ?( s! `4 D5 gThe boy thought a moment and then said,7 L) b9 _" C; }4 t6 h# y, w
"Did God throw him back down?"
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5 i* B( v/ o# |) IA wife invited some people to dinner.1 U8 }$ M9 i& f2 d, c
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
# w+ g, K# A0 E2 zdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
5 o8 ?" J- @* y. Tblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The# Q& E( y! i/ E: x/ p
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."8 a* K- c5 B' I; `$ p4 Z
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head; q0 _1 a$ i5 m" Q4 E* K
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these/ W* ?9 m) U6 ]
people to dinner?"
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Cheers!!!1 ^6 m7 {1 U, N, b' ~) @$ L3 g) T
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Peace, love and happines! |
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