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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church' \1 x6 w5 w  t$ p5 ~
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3-year-old Reese :$ d5 M3 X1 A; y+ p- e/ |3 K7 F3 e) W
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
" _& D  i6 S; ]! W. a$ T) VHarold is his name.
. k+ g' O  H$ R5 XAmen."& e! X, ?! f; |$ R+ y5 e
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A little boy was overheard praying:8 _6 ]* Q0 ~. a9 ~8 c
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
) R$ \. \) U, H$ w: Y5 Qdon't worry about it.
. X9 R1 t( L# @; q# h. rI'm having a real good time like I am."
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$ v9 l9 i1 I6 h1 `' r, QAfter the christening of his baby brother" I) D/ {# V* B, h% l, E( Y7 d* G
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home2 c# A& `( H% C( O! \4 ?
in the back seat of the car. His father asked' J) c, P' T* a' K! \. k  u
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
4 h0 a" c7 r, Z$ L; H$ yboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted' u9 C0 k5 `/ p! b
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted, x  I  H( v# [8 C* ~; ]
to stay with you guys."# o( s$ q6 m" a9 D, x4 Y  f; r
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One particular four-year-old prayed,: R* y% l, {; o3 W' M2 ?
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
! i# N5 {& z! J  U9 R2 S( U7 Lwe forgive those who put trash in our4 W: q4 B4 t) x* d% i& ^. [
baskets."+ O/ S  t  D- Z/ u( G
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A Sunday school teacher asked her) O5 L5 f! q3 z+ o2 f. L# @8 b# v3 O
children as they were on the way to
( q/ S$ Z6 g, m# i  s0 ?9 d, `9 V$ V) e. EChurch service, "and why is it necessary
5 A" b! ^$ ], F. q' w. hto be quiet in Church?"
& @& k  G: ]9 F) Y1 OOne bright little girl replied,) b, ]+ f( o' j0 }! \2 W
"Because people are sleeping.". M  v$ w% s, F2 t

$ c7 C9 C7 x8 I* HA mother was preparing pancakes for
# W  a6 c0 ^. Pher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
9 i- ?- `4 r7 M" D+ Z, tThe boys began to argue over who would0 l  X6 K& @6 b& ~. ]
get the first pancake.* K: E% y3 a3 f$ l. ]
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
, _+ p: B# d9 Y$ j6 l' [% Bmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He' H3 W1 L$ C  |5 [$ n; q
would say, 'Let my brother have the9 s) A' E# q& P6 r6 i4 @
first pancake, I can wait' ."
' r$ U5 q5 x5 A5 k/ ?) w# xKevin turned to his younger brother and
% Q; q6 q' ^6 s  y" c4 nsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"$ H7 \" o" M' u: S

+ s3 z* x( A0 B% c( o+ ?A father was at the beach with his children8 {; ^; S5 o3 D* g
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
/ L& M! Y7 J. k+ \grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
: {+ X" U, o7 x$ A6 r4 Qwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
$ H; }. W4 D0 P/ u* D$ P6 I: k( q0 U"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.) g- K. F2 q3 D: Q- h
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
6 K8 c) B/ O4 lThe boy thought a moment and then said,
, l9 v, E. z+ h* a, n"Did God throw him back down?"
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& A# \; B  m0 [. o, B4 `6 rA wife invited some people to dinner.) }8 Z; G* Q! w6 h) i
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old2 V$ I5 p( K! w& d& S" {
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
( q7 A& X4 q0 K2 I* H/ Q$ Rblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The  s1 p3 v/ ~- w3 @2 S6 T5 }
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."/ @6 X9 G1 m+ b. E3 Y8 g
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head* r6 [5 `$ y4 h# V! O  j# u
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these, |4 E) C% m; V: O' p
people to dinner?"
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; U8 T1 [* z8 B7 KCheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表 9 d7 U5 o& W% D+ z" F: G( P
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: 8 K( m) |$ f( A) O, h0 E8 g

/ J& g' d& M* s2 A  NRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.9 p  K  k  C: ?$ c
"Don't be selfish!" I said.$ a' d- T# }$ V7 y, e$ E
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
; R/ }- T7 q" c3 T# ]! hI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: 4 K8 E& E9 ?1 P: u
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
' G: g* T5 [$ ^0 Y) R6 p4 e"Don't be selfish!" I said.# v) @7 i" o0 y6 L- y# d7 g! q9 k3 O
My boy's eyes turned ...

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好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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好好吃
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ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表   y3 U/ _  K0 d& ~5 S! e# z

7 W* n! i0 M$ t8 E! ^- _aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
; U& s* x7 q. T& q- B7 v1 k% P"Don't be selfish!" I said.. {, H4 H2 E- V4 C0 n3 G( u( [; h. t
My boy's eyes turned ...

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- }: E% `' H! gAha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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* |6 P/ m$ S8 I+ haha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct./ A4 R. B- u$ W1 m2 n
"Don't be selfish!" I said.0 C2 v" C7 ~4 h' l) c0 y) d& `
My boy's eyes turned ...
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# J0 m7 d; z7 v  K6 {( e+ w- {Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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