可爱可笑的孩童

没心没肺

Kids in Church
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2 }; C, D' y- H3-year-old Reese :
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
+ M, C* D6 W# V6 b$ ?5 c- O3 nHarold is his name.
" k! o) i5 T# `, F/ a2 UAmen."
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( M3 Z( P4 O/ U: t% K6 _& r/ v$ V' PA little boy was overheard praying:
! ?* N# o$ H9 `0 W$ H"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
! f. f5 ~6 D- {6 e2 `don't worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am."

6 w9 ]- d# h' v2 \  h: c1 BAfter the christening of his baby brother
; i& t1 ~8 x# ]' x; Ein church, Jason sobbed all the way home
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
0 F( t- \8 r3 W! ?him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
4 [! T8 O+ |" xto stay with you guys."
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% @2 g$ `  q# ^+ u% s$ X# G. dOne particular four-year-old prayed,
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
we forgive those who put trash in our
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+ [8 R% t; O4 k- t/ M6 mA Sunday school teacher asked her
4 b0 u% Q) ^! Z( ychildren as they were on the way to
Church service, "and why is it necessary
to be quiet in Church?"
One bright little girl replied,
( @8 k3 K# O/ S$ t$ [; l  }"Because people are sleeping."

A mother was preparing pancakes for
' H8 p7 z: `/ c- u1 @1 g2 dher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
The boys began to argue over who would
) `3 [$ |1 H& F  V; ~get the first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
* c: I* e2 J8 q, u: Z1 o' C( Bmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
! k9 K3 r8 w# S3 O9 e3 Twould say, 'Let my brother have the
/ c& c$ j# z9 E8 Afirst pancake, I can wait' ."
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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( o2 ?" ]8 Y7 BA father was at the beach with his children
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
# T* U  I! z1 m  l; a"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
3 w8 b: A8 Y$ z2 [9 F# |; yThe boy thought a moment and then said,
"Did God throw him back down?"
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3 @: m* |. ]- lA wife invited some people to dinner.
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
: ^) w5 E: y, Y1 nblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
2 ]# v5 d1 e  l  MThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
) o6 M2 n+ e. p$ m6 r3 ^and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
) {4 d$ S9 }$ D9 X4 {, d$ {people to dinner?"

Cheers!!!
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( n2 l$ x' W- LPeace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
8 W/ i0 M4 d. y) l' FVery funny stories. Kids are so cute!

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
  e- V3 ]/ E: s2 a0 u: qMy boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

4 z0 Y( x. Q# Raha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
( P% e) ^8 [9 C4 }My boy's eyes turned ...

) y7 N  ^$ Z" s7 y' p0 d1 H好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表


好好吃

ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

; E/ l7 j& k! m% Raha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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3 h  g6 D* a2 w; hRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
0 Y/ M' ?, N& T3 @8 S, U- ?1 \# x5 r"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

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- Y: c3 N, W% ]' sAha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

- H  L) `' w4 E7 s' vaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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1 y2 s' U4 h' Y6 R6 ^! f& MRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
6 F7 S2 N  F2 e+ rMy boy's eyes turned ...

' [% h& Y9 c) F1 w# m0 BThanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby