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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church
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# R4 M% ~! b" x7 d. l3-year-old Reese :
" w' e( h! I5 A" S"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,9 T& L7 z: s  W. N5 Q$ }3 n. o
Harold is his name.4 A) F$ }' J: ^  E9 s
Amen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:
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don't worry about it.3 j% D) _) W$ `
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother
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in the back seat of the car. His father asked% y9 @. A! g: `4 A9 W
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the/ f5 _: ?1 b! L
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted" k: E7 E7 i7 [8 Y0 P7 L: f
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted( d  K( s" U& `! p. K3 ^4 q
to stay with you guys."
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) b3 [  m* `& A7 Z% ^: `One particular four-year-old prayed,
/ v) g5 w. S) K5 D"And forgive us our trash baskets as
) Y% ~: e' W- t# i) `2 @* k' r2 J3 @we forgive those who put trash in our
! b2 n3 F3 o, i  {. v/ M/ ~baskets."
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A Sunday school teacher asked her7 X) p* \+ Y/ Y
children as they were on the way to
; i8 S4 N6 c; VChurch service, "and why is it necessary) `  d+ `3 |* \2 \: D) d9 V
to be quiet in Church?"
- _! ^1 f; p$ y2 j2 e- gOne bright little girl replied,2 M. s9 E% g% E8 j
"Because people are sleeping.". v$ t; t3 c1 V( }& r

8 Q# N# V, ?9 `( D4 b& T1 ]2 D- CA mother was preparing pancakes for
5 }" }5 A# R2 F. |: S# F. K) ?2 u0 sher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.9 A! \# K- T4 c
The boys began to argue over who would
  [/ M3 B& B3 j% _get the first pancake." Y7 H! }: |  P+ t$ O. X
Their mother saw the opportunity for a1 F3 l  I* \1 y3 m
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He" ^( j; q  T) @! \' Y
would say, 'Let my brother have the2 b/ y' s7 G* Y. B
first pancake, I can wait' ."
$ g6 O& H& |3 q' ]+ ]1 XKevin turned to his younger brother and
& b$ U3 o+ {3 B6 O8 b9 D$ rsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children  Z: ?2 E+ `' `: p( E
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
) W! Z: `$ F: r3 j5 Kgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore8 m6 l- U4 C8 m+ R7 V; C; |! ]
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
4 s! Z. E' X% K) y' y/ {8 j"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.* p2 `- X7 d8 @
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
- O3 {  ]& ~& ?; N% S* GThe boy thought a moment and then said,
) W3 {- ^/ v. f3 Y% K"Did God throw him back down?"/ C8 ]% r$ [/ W7 m: X

0 s: r7 j# G7 d5 RA wife invited some people to dinner.
: L! U5 n6 Y1 h* {6 O8 WAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
: x2 R$ }& _" j: ~: G( Y. l; V: adaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
; V( a( g- M9 U% |' ]+ F1 i: Oblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The* I4 S9 R7 q$ X3 ^: r5 l
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."! q* J% h5 ]/ y/ K0 g% k) c; L1 g; a. P
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head: c( z8 Y, W9 P
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these3 b# T2 a) J8 }
people to dinner?"
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6 f# p0 {& r) j  t3 w/ g, ACheers!!!( b4 Z5 Y7 J5 g9 e  w) E5 t9 H
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Peace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表 " a0 `2 _0 S- c5 O' {
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

2 f8 U1 H9 j, G! W; o9 c$ V) ^aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: 9 r8 R7 i& `$ ~0 }; a5 W& @7 Q

; C8 a- G3 O$ l+ J! ^Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
" r0 ^6 B' p4 R& `/ |- ["Don't be selfish!" I said.# V4 x% H* }; S
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
# l4 m9 Q, o6 q+ gI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 % S1 k5 X. S8 m% b3 E
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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) V! D) _5 {# ?% {1 C2 ORecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
) m) n4 y/ P, i# e"Don't be selfish!" I said.1 b- C) i, t+ n" M
My boy's eyes turned ...

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好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表 # ^# \+ B5 \9 E6 F/ u
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" O& s) W! K. @2 o好好吃

7 \5 S4 S( u6 {/ ?0 C3 {ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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" i3 E! ^5 s; Haha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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5 Q6 }. D* z* p, eRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.$ W8 o% x* M) ~, v) j7 T* }
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
! m! ]$ i# u& |8 _+ j* |3 M+ u0 \My boy's eyes turned ...
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4 C- W1 q9 K: B$ w, q0 ?! i0 k) z8 hAha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 + v9 p1 z  h/ E8 n4 F$ i+ ]
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: . m# o1 j) I3 W
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
7 }/ Y- H$ X' V  a% |"Don't be selfish!" I said.
$ g0 ]9 Q: [4 w# C4 c; w2 zMy boy's eyes turned ...

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Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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