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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church1 [0 P  `1 Z8 {6 |/ G4 @% R+ o
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3-year-old Reese :
7 B: `- s6 n# J* B9 X5 u"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
) I3 [: |" ^2 U; q# zHarold is his name.
: S1 x2 y( O0 e  F7 MAmen."' v' n$ X2 J6 R! N" z4 f& {

# l& \' \; F% m$ T+ uA little boy was overheard praying:
4 y9 l- z- C- q2 q"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
; Q8 j6 p$ g. @, E2 P- P' H, ^don't worry about it.
- S2 ^( P" d$ `8 a$ i5 s  b# _I'm having a real good time like I am.") G- q% R/ E! S/ ^+ @  F: h
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After the christening of his baby brother
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in the back seat of the car. His father asked/ b% p5 A+ _7 \$ e
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
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us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
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One particular four-year-old prayed,4 w4 k) A. x1 w; G* `) a
"And forgive us our trash baskets as6 z) N, S( \) ~# Z. y0 E
we forgive those who put trash in our
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A Sunday school teacher asked her9 Q3 Q1 O! @2 U1 X' g- k
children as they were on the way to$ y0 `. R7 `/ ^. I- L- V5 k% N
Church service, "and why is it necessary4 H3 k2 l$ f  U; w
to be quiet in Church?") k; q: T$ u2 f8 n+ A
One bright little girl replied,+ v0 \7 W' Q  ~% R. W' v' k
"Because people are sleeping."1 g0 H+ q. [; P4 V5 s& Z. M

# @" H$ b  F- [* K& B, jA mother was preparing pancakes for9 @5 v, V6 ?: ]3 r3 l
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
: |7 Z* T5 t7 _+ L& Y$ lThe boys began to argue over who would% \0 N5 E) \$ I% r. a  T1 z5 D
get the first pancake.
# G7 C5 H$ G5 H9 A0 d& ?. M$ XTheir mother saw the opportunity for a! e) Q* O+ Q0 e8 }! M0 t
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He$ Q  ?# f# i( T1 a8 q
would say, 'Let my brother have the
. ]; F5 s6 \9 W/ V4 t  Efirst pancake, I can wait' ."
+ V; l( z2 P( M2 l+ O6 [, q2 XKevin turned to his younger brother and
. t. |) l' ~! F) Vsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children" W2 b' l, a' T5 J. W+ Z2 ]
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,/ e; U5 N" S1 P- }
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
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"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.( Z, ~; |/ x) I6 f
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
! z; T3 H2 j$ e1 k6 L; J4 K& V' nThe boy thought a moment and then said,$ `# v: j$ F  @! K6 }5 c1 l9 O
"Did God throw him back down?"
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" C9 x* _4 o1 q# a' B5 OA wife invited some people to dinner.
6 W) U" Z3 c& D* AAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
. v3 V6 s) i8 l5 `) o- L; a2 F/ Ddaughter and said, "Would you like to say the4 J. ~3 ?( V" Q! H$ j  ~
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The$ O# W2 m  w5 @1 c, d. q
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."  B; x8 {+ ]; g5 f
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head' k3 S% J  W3 X$ a( F
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these+ R2 F/ s; Y; @, ?6 R% Y+ [7 N) e
people to dinner?"
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Cheers!!!
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! K1 w1 O$ H( E! {# t& ]' qPeace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表 ) z0 z$ r1 d! r2 Y
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.9 {/ n" ]- ?* m0 K$ F
"Don't be selfish!" I said.9 w2 Y6 @2 ^* i, }4 l5 o6 H
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!" ' I( r; R+ ~/ i6 s& ^" G7 B  H& h
I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 + ~* q$ C. j# H2 T  e/ y
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: 1 }* `, l$ |) z& _8 k* v* B7 S* F
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
3 a  B: {, W$ r) r) R1 ]. j"Don't be selfish!" I said.
: B- c# \' P& L, u0 k4 \: ]My boy's eyes turned ...
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+ h, Z9 S1 v7 i* s" e6 r" U0 b& _& ^好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表 : \" S: v* \+ o. j

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好好吃
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ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 % j( I4 L5 E1 Q9 z5 K
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
. G3 ?2 p: ^+ p  @"Don't be selfish!" I said." R6 k5 U% b0 ?1 t2 F, a
My boy's eyes turned ...

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5 K4 [1 e$ H. X$ S, j) t; lAha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: ) s: i; K8 n, T
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.& ^- ~: s- F2 T- ]$ n9 k- r
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
! q" r5 _/ y  V. _3 v" wMy boy's eyes turned ...

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Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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发表于 2008-2-20 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
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