可爱可笑的孩童

没心没肺

Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :
6 W$ M+ W% K# \' F6 W% H"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
9 s3 O$ M, p* `6 UHarold is his name.
1 N* m6 x: r% U4 _/ p* OAmen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
1 N2 T% t7 `* m9 f) T& Ldon't worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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" \  d8 r* Q. `% c. ]$ K$ {After the christening of his baby brother
* h" I& C$ Z  D( ]) u& `in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
! m; Z$ N% V( }0 k5 _. k7 vin the back seat of the car. His father asked
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
to stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed,
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
* S4 I2 A; D8 x+ [" z8 [1 nwe forgive those who put trash in our
baskets."
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
children as they were on the way to
Church service, "and why is it necessary
4 r/ v4 f& b$ B, Y: Uto be quiet in Church?"
One bright little girl replied,
1 r* b$ f4 r% ]7 C) e"Because people are sleeping."
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0 k  z% \  b2 x. g9 C9 vA mother was preparing pancakes for
; p# G0 [5 ~1 x0 H& T# vher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
. C& h4 m! A/ _* Z# ^The boys began to argue over who would
get the first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
would say, 'Let my brother have the
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! `6 o! E5 w( P+ _7 ^Kevin turned to his younger brother and
$ E) n  b+ G8 ksaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"

4 t" t, d; ?$ y. J, H& s( }A father was at the beach with his children
5 ], R- s4 O% b$ C3 I3 h8 O, h% qwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,
3 t# K1 a" p) |6 \grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
' k1 `# B5 o+ H% u, M"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
8 N4 n7 t8 E9 E1 [1 J( b"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
* o3 _( @) ]+ tThe boy thought a moment and then said,
"Did God throw him back down?"

7 j3 J3 x$ h1 E4 ?A wife invited some people to dinner.
9 d2 |+ ], i2 Y, r! jAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
# g! M2 \, y* q0 |( {' Ddaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
- T& m, i$ E  z) g6 g0 eThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
! `  ?$ c2 S2 G) cpeople to dinner?"
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8 Q4 K  Z" D  ^& C6 `: Q6 h8 `Cheers!!!

Peace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
7 X! S+ n# L8 O" o: @5 r5 j- RVery funny stories. Kids are so cute!

5 }; C3 g  [( I, s+ gaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

% T; F' m5 ^; I" s$ DRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
0 ~# Q4 v' b9 @% X"Don't be selfish!" I said.
2 [* J% P7 X) o' p% l$ F' H# CMy boy's eyes turned ...

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" q, Z, g& |) e: a) ?/ s5 V好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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5 M& c) f( l& L8 X+ `7 u好好吃

) m# v# {, {* ~4 p6 |9 i" J4 Tha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

& c8 |, o- ?( M. W& qaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
5 C$ s% K$ j1 w! ?( d- h7 `"Don't be selfish!" I said.
9 j* G$ M% {- L9 I, ~0 f. AMy boy's eyes turned ...

, h2 |: Q8 C+ r  y1 F: \7 q0 ]Aha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby