可爱可笑的孩童

没心没肺

Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :
0 i# A/ ^6 r6 P+ i$ U"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
3 ]0 J- U, ]9 e4 G: OHarold is his name.
Amen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:
) L# b: t6 U# T* M$ F4 E"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
don't worry about it.
& p, [) Z, L6 C( u# yI'm having a real good time like I am."

: B# I5 `2 j/ Z$ x8 lAfter the christening of his baby brother
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
% Q% d$ t' K+ B/ Bin the back seat of the car. His father asked
& p& k: Z! L6 m: a! Lhim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
* D! G( g7 J/ ^0 r- j1 Z( d0 v& Dto stay with you guys."

8 ~2 \7 b, F, S0 ZOne particular four-year-old prayed,
. c+ C1 O/ V  x"And forgive us our trash baskets as
% R! t/ w7 K$ E0 vwe forgive those who put trash in our
baskets."
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" J+ _7 V, X0 }1 L. XA Sunday school teacher asked her
7 T! J% e1 t# y9 x, ^1 cchildren as they were on the way to
6 Q( i0 J2 I; \1 }/ z( `Church service, "and why is it necessary
to be quiet in Church?"
One bright little girl replied,
"Because people are sleeping."
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# ^) d) M" A6 T3 U* GA mother was preparing pancakes for
- g! I  ~, ~+ E3 K, M6 W- i- yher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
3 J) t" r/ `; F* _& R9 WThe boys began to argue over who would
get the first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
would say, 'Let my brother have the
% y# N8 E4 Q  U# ?- wfirst pancake, I can wait' ."
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"

! J3 ^' m9 @; M% j, LA father was at the beach with his children
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
4 D6 P  F" Z# I1 S+ P8 bgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
0 \: q. |* o8 M; z9 ^"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
The boy thought a moment and then said,
"Did God throw him back down?"

. ^  p" h/ A& G& W* A5 d5 iA wife invited some people to dinner.
* v! [2 o* A7 P1 F8 sAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
5 r* w7 E: q8 }$ }- Q; h7 B$ Edaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
' f0 h" U  d' |: nblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
2 ^7 g# W, I6 K/ Z: `9 aand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
people to dinner?"

9 p  E4 p) W0 I- s% k) @; L5 DCheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
& w+ |1 C3 B; U: C2 D% L' d/ zVery funny stories. Kids are so cute!

1 G  H$ d: L8 R; f: ?2 O6 `aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
+ M8 X3 ^* }$ @3 x, r, AI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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7 Z; M/ r9 c& x0 O* s/ P7 Jaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
2 o1 l( {5 W+ \; k* x; Q1 A3 G9 TMy boy's eyes turned ...

好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表

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好好吃

ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
: t; j3 H7 a4 s8 HMy boy's eyes turned ...

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1 n& T: K' W+ {6 DAha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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: e/ N0 B; R8 Q( l4 _0 P7 g7 M& ^* \aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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% R9 {& X$ C( C, N$ h; }! [Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby