可爱可笑的孩童

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Kids in Church

3-year-old Reese :
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
Harold is his name.
9 [* o1 `  y5 B+ W3 |, eAmen."

. _1 e1 U7 S0 uA little boy was overheard praying:
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
  a1 L1 a6 q0 Q; R+ _+ `don't worry about it.
( G/ e9 G8 I! p0 BI'm having a real good time like I am."

After the christening of his baby brother
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
. H6 m! g  l! D3 tin the back seat of the car. His father asked
/ [* k: x- M: O! `him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
5 `) c$ S4 P7 iboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
" h- R; X4 @: H8 S* A" Kus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
to stay with you guys."

One particular four-year-old prayed,
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
we forgive those who put trash in our
baskets."

A Sunday school teacher asked her
3 f2 }8 J2 l+ [1 r/ Y. o9 {( Wchildren as they were on the way to
Church service, "and why is it necessary
6 C6 o' h8 e$ `& q1 t, b/ Q( Ato be quiet in Church?"
/ b8 Y- H8 d4 z8 P* R; g+ dOne bright little girl replied,
"Because people are sleeping."

- p1 A3 j, ~* _8 {4 y% X7 p2 b5 aA mother was preparing pancakes for
& @: `& d. u7 q# aher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
The boys began to argue over who would
get the first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
# I7 C; g1 D$ h/ v+ W  dmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
would say, 'Let my brother have the
first pancake, I can wait' ."
7 i) N$ \3 k% MKevin turned to his younger brother and
/ t; ~6 u# c, f; V6 Isaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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: o6 i4 `+ P9 y$ G! iA father was at the beach with his children
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
, A& `- h. T4 w+ vgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
0 f. Q: C; u  c7 O+ y1 o" H"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
The boy thought a moment and then said,
"Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
% J3 z' k- ^' j6 G# {6 ?& {At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
& L7 o  n. `/ a( ~' Wblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
% u- l$ d8 T( S; V+ sThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
$ D" g3 n9 `" {6 N) x3 p+ [: O; G2 R% ?people to dinner?"
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) Y" @8 y6 w( I8 r1 d6 jCheers!!!
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* j9 y9 {8 b3 l% K- P8 @8 V' MPeace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
$ S6 y& ~% P1 v/ PVery funny stories. Kids are so cute!

) ?: X# O) ~8 N; Yaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

& o5 v' b, [$ H- T% c9 }Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
/ ?2 g- d  b5 Q! I) x* t" L/ B"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
% N/ ?& s  m& ]# j% J0 NI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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  G/ {7 U3 V" A+ |8 LRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
7 P3 K8 d! c1 y+ eMy boy's eyes turned ...

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好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表

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好好吃

ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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- f' g: W1 w/ Q* c5 M* xaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

, p8 T) |5 D; y2 S' w9 x  k6 jAha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

1 s# d1 q0 v) f$ n) q7 v2 {7 n6 Haha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
' p. h9 U5 Z: j. H7 j- H4 X
+ m4 c. M! {" g+ J; lRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
5 j4 {, _) h$ x" m$ a$ p"Don't be selfish!" I said.
- N4 M' ^8 G$ T) d* {# BMy boy's eyes turned ...

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Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby