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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church2 I% K2 Q4 U/ [4 Q+ g" C

; v9 G6 z- ~1 A3-year-old Reese :
1 [; J+ v: n6 i/ G8 z4 C; m"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
' @5 l8 E+ R  E, _+ t0 ^Harold is his name.
7 M, @1 s1 A2 R! L7 w5 ^# v; LAmen."
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' ^. t0 p1 L8 f+ w3 N5 q& pA little boy was overheard praying:2 E7 v: ?( J$ B" c0 h8 v' [
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,2 k6 u- A0 k8 C% ?  {
don't worry about it.' v( A  H3 \) g. [1 e
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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8 q$ b+ @  R' E; K9 YAfter the christening of his baby brother
) N) ]/ ^! c6 Y5 h0 Uin church, Jason sobbed all the way home
' [7 O( k8 }* q; Q# j, |% J* ein the back seat of the car. His father asked5 M1 v4 o+ ]0 |. t4 g
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
2 T; E* O2 W! L8 hboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
3 L8 R- ]( S  I4 M. o! Pus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
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One particular four-year-old prayed,  N8 D9 ~& X0 @/ w4 l# B. ]
"And forgive us our trash baskets as' T6 q2 R; X" `2 H+ Y: r( w
we forgive those who put trash in our
9 ^. c% m+ Z, ybaskets."
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) d' t: q4 x, @5 wA Sunday school teacher asked her
$ U  r" i2 ]% B4 Q& K4 wchildren as they were on the way to; W+ N7 j3 _6 a- e# |$ U
Church service, "and why is it necessary
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3 R" x% x2 j* x( t$ _* AOne bright little girl replied,
% E' {/ y; ]: _; x+ g"Because people are sleeping."& [0 @- Y5 Y9 X4 J: J' u) H

) N' z8 S) q6 D' p, |9 IA mother was preparing pancakes for
- B; J: M3 N9 C5 Nher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
% U5 G2 W6 v0 b& HThe boys began to argue over who would
( h) V. R% u3 g% _' Eget the first pancake.0 _) I, `- _8 L+ {: c8 G
Their mother saw the opportunity for a- S/ }1 g$ W% Q: u) X0 V! F
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
1 y  R  j; _6 B, H7 b  bwould say, 'Let my brother have the
6 Q+ Q; k$ x/ ]3 {* ffirst pancake, I can wait' ."6 u8 ]+ k8 ^* X( v8 j( q" _
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
) C) h  K7 ]& n8 X" a4 B) g: K/ ]said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"$ g9 {/ D, Q- `/ j6 x, f: {& v: V5 h; H
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A father was at the beach with his children* z- m! h( {5 P
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,; l8 K0 q" N4 X* z% F  J
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
, V& x2 l: K  }4 c0 H# w) gwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.. [" j$ V: j4 l, Z: ~- c- f+ a
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.& B3 I- U2 [& G* b
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.4 |/ L8 T# Q: P) p0 _- h
The boy thought a moment and then said,6 Y# m1 _' C, s* p; G
"Did God throw him back down?"* I0 Z: T  j7 I; k
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A wife invited some people to dinner., I6 p* X0 c* Z) `
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
0 G4 H2 D+ e3 G2 @. o# pdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the! s& T2 e& g' }( [: \
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
8 B0 e, z  y+ A# q0 b+ ~( N5 U# ^girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."- H( z1 r4 l( ?4 V, `$ b
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head. ?$ p( W4 t' n! x
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
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Cheers!!!: w( Y3 c* A5 A2 x8 i- }& C- s

$ f' \6 ]  T+ z  l4 _Peace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
. m% l. ~- {7 r/ E) U; \% [Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: / E) E% W7 E! y
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.- L: ^5 }; I. H/ k8 |1 E( c
"Don't be selfish!" I said." j4 }; E8 q4 S, K$ o
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
8 j! ?  Y, e' b+ D2 [# Q2 R5 R0 \I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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, \' h/ k, }* gaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: 2 @0 }, P$ o/ ^, ?
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct., v/ ~, L. O8 S7 e+ H- s$ f& q$ m: u
"Don't be selfish!" I said.- I# y1 A$ M* g9 l/ U
My boy's eyes turned ...

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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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好好吃
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ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 5 S! }2 {" }+ w) O: p( \# [6 R
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
; x8 A1 x, i/ v: J"Don't be selfish!" I said.
% \% u4 D% U, l2 b& j. X6 vMy boy's eyes turned ...

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1 |$ j. q+ q6 F5 t4 N8 ?; T. JAha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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/ S% \( G9 V! V( N2 L4 e' Jaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: 6 U5 n3 Y5 d0 Z' M& ]) `+ ^! `( T

" e# t9 K; r5 \  x1 T6 oRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
9 K4 M* C# |4 e8 s  q- q/ D( n"Don't be selfish!" I said.( O: g1 \0 A- S, v" f3 a
My boy's eyes turned ...
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Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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