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Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :2 @5 i. z2 P4 `6 @1 Z
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
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Amen."" R, f& D/ M, Z) `: |- u% L' ~+ G
- b: [8 e9 B0 Y+ bA little boy was overheard praying:
) O1 N& y8 u1 w6 H" `- l, ]"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,! J8 |7 y; D6 \4 S! T3 d: O
don't worry about it.
, A9 P3 k t0 c: {3 {I'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother, d: D8 q; m, Q# x# w+ p8 |$ J
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
6 b. O0 O, q+ S7 U( G; ein the back seat of the car. His father asked
* s( i) \$ Z: c+ B2 E, Hhim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
- N7 u& D, u0 ?boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
& k; g! v# q6 F" m& j( _$ H5 t5 }us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted/ s/ J- z4 s: y1 ~* f& |& T
to stay with you guys."+ J5 {$ J- p* n6 X; ?
5 Q6 K" Z7 H* W: D$ o5 M: nOne particular four-year-old prayed,
5 p7 @6 i* |7 _2 X+ q, w- ?2 i5 [& K- ]"And forgive us our trash baskets as
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3 o* }, F/ h+ K3 z0 V m4 OA Sunday school teacher asked her# Q, s( |6 H5 e, C& G7 h2 W$ P
children as they were on the way to) j& {$ k8 t! }0 @
Church service, "and why is it necessary
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+ a; i4 G2 N# L, bOne bright little girl replied,3 Y- e$ J$ |4 Z
"Because people are sleeping."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for
, Z2 m! y* l% r D- z0 iher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.; P5 }( Y) @- S: q
The boys began to argue over who would
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4 ]) g2 \- r) N' C% j" R! d0 q9 H3 t+ [Their mother saw the opportunity for a
8 l' \) Q2 ^: _) @' Hmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He. \0 I% x4 S3 d3 S# P* A
would say, 'Let my brother have the i# S% z! C4 P- c' N- z$ y
first pancake, I can wait' ."+ Z5 ]2 R9 K1 X9 Y8 ^- q S
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
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7 h% {& e* l4 ? Z8 v3 P3 UA father was at the beach with his children
0 G( k, }4 [* E; \% j2 `4 _& Ywhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,
/ p; `0 Q' l* H6 h0 g& a; bgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
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"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked., a1 j( U- o2 ^7 \' Z2 J2 l
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.1 m) E) a, P Q# x2 E
The boy thought a moment and then said,
+ l5 k( H/ @3 F# Z5 d% a* x/ A"Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
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daughter and said, "Would you like to say the- |' M4 W& P. ?# N" Q
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The/ m! G" O% P, M
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
r6 }% d% |% U2 z% ]- R' VThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
7 j7 O7 R& p! I7 yand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these/ u. s. V: _# W$ `% \
people to dinner?"( ~% L5 E# I8 s6 U
& Y, _! u1 P( }2 j! aCheers!!!
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7 s) D! ?# l, b6 u1 KPeace, love and happines! |
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