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Kids in Church
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9 Z' w& \$ Y( }& |4 N3-year-old Reese :
. H$ t% [; q" j( V"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
, A: `5 o. B% r8 m* T) B3 A7 m7 pHarold is his name.
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7 R8 f2 h6 B. v( O6 `! sA little boy was overheard praying:! |4 E" C' N+ U1 s4 t5 n* c
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,1 F0 E; x; B! d: Z' _$ v# u$ R
don't worry about it.2 t) f4 L2 m8 Q: a0 \
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother
# w/ [% _% |( ]; r, {/ _# U1 Win church, Jason sobbed all the way home
W- N2 s! j3 Pin the back seat of the car. His father asked
+ a! z. }# y @) c5 Q. ^him three times what was wrong. Finally, the) h/ L) y' p K: l5 d% y1 R
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
- v2 ^# N' p: l7 q' q D- z# F1 pus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted, M% N0 q; U" I/ `
to stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed,
' K( a& [2 u2 {/ Q9 [8 x1 l"And forgive us our trash baskets as
W" Y6 h0 m( ~% vwe forgive those who put trash in our3 J# e. s# W! }" F! G
baskets.". a+ @: k. Z" V% q) f$ @
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
" O! k9 p. C$ A8 uchildren as they were on the way to: P9 P8 t6 T3 ~1 P' ]/ x; g% k( d+ Y
Church service, "and why is it necessary
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9 x9 Q1 y3 o5 v* \One bright little girl replied," p1 W0 d/ v: a3 N3 c3 a3 m2 K4 e
"Because people are sleeping.") o: H# W+ @, q
% E; M# [; X. m4 r* ^4 RA mother was preparing pancakes for3 j7 `3 n. V' J$ i8 _3 V
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.6 K) o2 ^" Z8 Q8 S; D7 ` R
The boys began to argue over who would
; K6 T3 L* O2 c0 |) kget the first pancake.
4 V* d) s1 _8 X; X4 e$ \Their mother saw the opportunity for a* S9 }5 a g2 w4 x% D x: ], z" |
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He \$ I( [6 s" ~4 J6 D
would say, 'Let my brother have the8 j, F9 f" V) L, h B% P6 ?
first pancake, I can wait' ."
3 f' x$ Z& N5 m" g7 fKevin turned to his younger brother and. `* Q8 L( @8 {/ h* v$ x$ r# Y
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children
+ C& T- [; f( V5 uwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,
; T, @/ b5 a! B! H4 Z/ n/ U$ Mgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore/ W1 Q( ?7 ~. ^3 Y6 ^: O/ r
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.; L0 Z9 E+ }9 x( o* z
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
6 M- ]& D8 T0 y s+ A"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
. T" ~4 c; T# ^. U3 T: T5 l% }/ GThe boy thought a moment and then said,! i5 ~5 ?$ m: m2 @
"Did God throw him back down?"9 _. \- C3 Q$ I( C" h
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
( z, D0 R. N' t* CAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
9 y2 q$ B1 {1 A3 D8 f/ ^! _; Edaughter and said, "Would you like to say the9 P1 P, A/ j1 l4 ?- ^2 ^' y9 a
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
3 H' ]+ b+ m; g* Xgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
; K9 ^! |1 \9 }% K0 `The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head7 W/ y( V3 `: S& `0 O. H) G5 A
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these1 a0 @& K& w6 T o, E1 b
people to dinner?"
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( f2 d+ B$ u# o C$ t% \4 [# ZCheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines! |
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