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Kids in Church
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7 o8 G) {" P2 i! O! Y- ]3-year-old Reese :
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Harold is his name.
: K& Y; R: W$ g' y! rAmen."
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8 t# W; d" l6 ?. PA little boy was overheard praying: s$ i0 W: Z* ]
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,( m# s. J+ E1 y. g1 J) J
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I'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother
E! I; A' L4 s& f' S0 ]( N* R8 iin church, Jason sobbed all the way home
- r8 ~- b$ n* h) J W! Bin the back seat of the car. His father asked9 t( p9 J! G% _7 V5 n6 W" `% P
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
" W: T9 H9 Q3 p5 Iboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted1 }! b2 H; N! E4 L, e
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted4 {/ x& ~2 @3 R5 d5 I4 ^" i
to stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed,
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we forgive those who put trash in our( u* Z E. i( C7 O
baskets."2 w8 a4 W8 S* j( a2 `
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A Sunday school teacher asked her7 f1 W" ]) }. q9 p9 ?) k
children as they were on the way to
6 W# k, f! z5 u2 X/ jChurch service, "and why is it necessary
, L" V+ {( Q# z( y! ito be quiet in Church?"6 V6 ~) x9 f' F
One bright little girl replied,; ~. `" |0 G. z( d' {
"Because people are sleeping."
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2 Y* M, S; a2 O- B/ H1 e3 T/ JA mother was preparing pancakes for9 T0 o7 S: {6 T, j7 L/ e1 Q
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
% d H$ u9 r! F* j& H$ y, PThe boys began to argue over who would) |0 a2 O0 j7 K) L
get the first pancake.
$ y3 D# s8 u& f- jTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
) u' M$ J Y) _9 C9 o5 Tmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
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first pancake, I can wait' ."0 A- g2 Q5 V( Z! o& K8 T( x; b3 \
Kevin turned to his younger brother and3 _: s3 k& l: i6 f. _/ U
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children
5 K/ }7 k0 @& Y8 awhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,2 |5 T, l2 P2 \. j: F- Y0 B
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore2 p* P" n9 E2 B$ O6 M0 {
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.1 F4 Y% Y5 Y- V# ]
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
! L: E8 r7 v. d) q; i- f+ F"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.& e8 H6 R; S" ]6 n" A9 C' m
The boy thought a moment and then said,
3 N8 ~ f" q! r& C& K, K"Did God throw him back down?"2 L$ r5 k) x2 P' M' x0 D
/ i3 I# o! a. y9 E, L, ]/ wA wife invited some people to dinner.3 h3 |& y9 g2 p& ~/ ~
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
" H( ]4 a7 ^2 D# Q" S A; Rdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
7 N0 m4 N! C# l1 U& C* L$ j- Jblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The. a- b8 U* {( ^ u6 \9 \
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."9 O( W" R4 m( c$ p! K8 A
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head0 z$ f1 t+ @5 c+ R
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these7 P% r( V+ R2 w( ]! r
people to dinner?"
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/ N0 ~; [! d: q8 GCheers!!!: B8 }* o/ B6 H! Q, [
( J/ O9 o: Z% c, W$ D; [. [Peace, love and happines! |
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