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Kids in Church2 e) {/ h h) B
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3-year-old Reese :
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Harold is his name.% q& b( ]8 j5 g# S9 @" Y! z3 v6 D
Amen."
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F6 b P- o- r1 {% Q+ J, W JA little boy was overheard praying:
; p+ @ a5 p1 |( [" Z& |! R"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,, J/ f# P8 Y9 A& _
don't worry about it.9 {$ R8 u! }# q. W5 R6 O- u
I'm having a real good time like I am."$ z7 K2 X) p: A
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After the christening of his baby brother/ H. B; w- S6 o4 f* F8 U
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home0 K7 Y4 E, U$ @* I& u
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
, m) S* w% i. X" \. \4 `him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
9 v+ `: J4 I, L0 N2 U( Cboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
+ h5 C, Q8 k' O3 @8 O1 c. Yus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted1 J1 n, o h4 J- l" {7 Z/ H6 o
to stay with you guys."' b, \/ B3 e( [
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One particular four-year-old prayed,
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we forgive those who put trash in our& R) |6 L/ h$ @9 b: G+ p4 p9 x& |
baskets."/ J- @: H; g( n) p. L; s+ \
8 |2 f+ `" j% F1 Y2 Z8 _' IA Sunday school teacher asked her6 E! y" W' V9 a& U; L
children as they were on the way to
5 H. u. a+ f+ ?7 k7 r. F; {Church service, "and why is it necessary5 c, i/ e- r& Z/ J
to be quiet in Church?"
; C* P3 X: p0 V, [One bright little girl replied,# G; l- ^4 f( A! h3 W
"Because people are sleeping."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for
7 `/ u' K$ j: ~# m# P! R3 Oher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
0 G/ _# p) o) fThe boys began to argue over who would
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Their mother saw the opportunity for a1 W* @# G0 j' O5 O& Z; {
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He1 u9 S% A' N* W
would say, 'Let my brother have the9 u2 m0 p4 r& v$ x; G, v* \
first pancake, I can wait' ."' ~- X- p. ~1 @6 B0 x4 \ k
Kevin turned to his younger brother and& M& t c* k# W8 M" N
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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1 e7 N$ T$ P- Q5 N7 LA father was at the beach with his children* a, [% S6 ?+ u% B+ E a. A
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
( w" d+ S; H* s. w i3 Lgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
5 k/ n* ?* \/ Owhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
0 t8 i# {& ~& X- N& M0 ^- q+ @"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
0 Q9 Z% |0 Q. z8 T4 @, W"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
: t; j8 V: X+ hThe boy thought a moment and then said,
) B; w3 T' L3 T& y"Did God throw him back down?"4 d! V% u7 ^/ G8 x
& m+ B& S/ N5 i8 b1 uA wife invited some people to dinner.
/ s n# ^) G7 D! b4 `# e' pAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old! P! G- Y7 D: F( D, P! \# }$ Y. F
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
0 Y( I/ z# m& }, m3 Kblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The" r5 G) c* S. _) }: p, u* q
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say.". u/ ^3 }2 U% M2 n
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
3 s' C" n/ [* U! V: Tand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
( F( F5 {3 P) e. |( i3 xpeople to dinner?"$ U. Y! i5 }/ ~& h9 ]& S4 ?0 C
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Cheers!!!+ z! u6 r1 x& m) C: z
. ~- a# s j, c3 mPeace, love and happines! |
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