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Kids in Church/ _' Z: \0 B/ w5 f b: T! g# S
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3-year-old Reese :% F$ ^5 f( i4 T& Y! I5 p
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,' }+ }' [' H+ v7 o
Harold is his name.6 n# D5 M; j1 q; l! v% V& o0 f5 w
Amen."5 [% k8 _- Z- B2 v# Z& H2 Z
- ] d9 {+ L' V4 @4 q5 w( eA little boy was overheard praying:7 g1 ?$ M' u: s) E8 B
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
( D0 l6 Q9 l6 T, H* z, G# ~don't worry about it." w! B9 x/ Z. R6 n7 Z: x4 H E( q
I'm having a real good time like I am.": b9 G+ v9 d, F7 V. b
5 p! E0 p6 g7 L" m1 ZAfter the christening of his baby brother
3 q# J) y, ~& g. din church, Jason sobbed all the way home4 V! d: H* m. m& m& h" f
in the back seat of the car. His father asked! b& m1 O. i+ W
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
0 |+ L, z. x+ z, wboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted9 o0 b0 t, b# ]9 |( z: C
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted1 ?& ^( ~7 ^/ y5 ~$ u
to stay with you guys."
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5 J1 F$ @# h, BOne particular four-year-old prayed,
' p4 |9 a- y) _ V"And forgive us our trash baskets as4 k, k$ `' X6 \9 J
we forgive those who put trash in our0 D) K I; S/ P
baskets."* E; ` T5 r+ i1 ?
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A Sunday school teacher asked her3 H. `. B* V$ V1 v0 {" q
children as they were on the way to
: g5 I$ h3 M: i" LChurch service, "and why is it necessary- l3 g/ P8 R+ }( o! C3 J8 o
to be quiet in Church?") c9 F! f1 l) ~. b) j
One bright little girl replied, P' `' y) E. ^3 B, L
"Because people are sleeping."
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7 y8 H; |4 f1 H( t% K6 Q0 C4 ]A mother was preparing pancakes for6 q9 w/ W4 G0 x4 O' \
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.. ^) y* l9 E S2 g9 |( H
The boys began to argue over who would
+ h: _ l3 H8 j oget the first pancake.
9 W! l1 P1 E' x+ UTheir mother saw the opportunity for a# Q- D$ a! t8 w+ g% {+ _
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
0 N- O; Y/ V$ y0 W0 Lwould say, 'Let my brother have the
; [; ]# G m5 d" V% Z, w1 hfirst pancake, I can wait' ."
1 @% u4 n2 g2 z# jKevin turned to his younger brother and
( q! |( [. b& a+ Tsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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3 h3 Z" c: c* x% b9 mA father was at the beach with his children
/ ^. x8 @: t3 Ewhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,* k& z* K5 {2 u; I. n
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
& ^ E( z: d" e' t- p+ O Nwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.1 h- [2 l- g! K
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.4 ]. z0 G/ x- Z! i8 q$ g- a
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
- [- X' W6 C+ r5 {5 m/ m! u# G8 DThe boy thought a moment and then said,
: ?% \6 J5 }8 \# w* J) L& M; v8 \"Did God throw him back down?"
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3 [1 g+ Z+ L4 |/ T- |) l6 Y1 RA wife invited some people to dinner.6 F* I; Y A) _) I6 s+ ~
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old- y7 m9 }; i' ^- H. k& y
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
5 @" R4 S3 W" n, Q) yblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
0 o, e5 H9 v6 H5 L% Sgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."7 b1 n, J$ h( a! M% j0 V
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
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people to dinner?"
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@' l _; g( p0 b7 RCheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines! |
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