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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :
9 p  y- n! O$ l0 Z5 r! \1 L0 L"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,1 Y; h  B6 q, o9 W1 l" q
Harold is his name.
3 ]7 f$ C9 m3 x5 G9 \1 d7 fAmen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:9 P4 F& u9 k( S; g2 L+ i7 w1 e
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,: C3 o- b9 w8 w6 n) l* F- i* e
don't worry about it.* g! _+ s* D/ @, Y8 c8 M! o
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother5 \, I" D% @. \/ W9 M4 W; e: j; J0 A. O
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
$ l+ g( N0 d$ |* @* R; U8 Iin the back seat of the car. His father asked
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boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
* G# z, o6 W+ k. i+ }1 h- aus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
& B# D5 {4 e; `' Z9 Wto stay with you guys."
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, a- z. _% U: Z7 p; d2 YOne particular four-year-old prayed,
& t- _9 T. z* @9 D3 h* M( u"And forgive us our trash baskets as
, k5 x( q" O5 O- G+ Xwe forgive those who put trash in our
  C* w* X+ m; B' Q  w! qbaskets."% ^1 ]) Q# N) Z9 O; j0 }) e

& q9 B; y5 y; C% b6 K" d1 ?A Sunday school teacher asked her
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Church service, "and why is it necessary$ c5 P9 b4 p9 k( i& q1 b7 `# U8 \+ I
to be quiet in Church?"8 l6 M. ?9 P3 q" X  `# ]9 y1 \1 l
One bright little girl replied,; w) j% [" ?/ V$ {+ F9 ^! I( r
"Because people are sleeping."" Q8 ]3 m* a6 c9 h4 X# m
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A mother was preparing pancakes for& e3 H0 n' n& |: F
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
" O: b- w/ L3 c% ?, H" ^5 v& jThe boys began to argue over who would$ V7 n& u( l+ h. e! {% N; g' t( ?. y$ [
get the first pancake.6 F  H, j' w) U% E: S7 ]/ t. w
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
3 t! Q; P0 h' n+ T) Qmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He7 U7 {" z9 i% l" P  e! w4 D
would say, 'Let my brother have the
, t+ O( f6 |9 Z. ~first pancake, I can wait' ."9 G( y; R0 T# |3 o& o$ o1 A: y
Kevin turned to his younger brother and! ^1 Q, t5 P/ f' O; m
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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1 t# b" e, _) [1 V2 m- ^A father was at the beach with his children
6 u( y; n) G0 z+ W3 m2 L- vwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him," c4 `2 ?) S6 f3 x8 L7 ]5 I
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore* y8 O' A: f. f  n& E2 j. [7 `
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
* d! s1 i( e9 U9 D2 t"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.& V: i8 K# ]( ~; Y
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
4 X2 b! t+ T0 X* W& |! D: w6 X4 qThe boy thought a moment and then said,0 w( ~- m3 t: f0 K5 c
"Did God throw him back down?") z* r  X4 M6 w  K+ {$ n$ J) Y4 }0 a

( W" a$ I* W8 \4 V' H; j: IA wife invited some people to dinner.
( U* h. O' ], s" lAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
8 y9 M% h! A) p% X3 Kdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
1 x, t% \) v; l  P) k3 c# kblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
$ Q" k# r; G  ugirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
( [( H. L! H; Q- e! TThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head/ Z1 i* T8 T/ T! C; `1 U! E
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
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' r1 A$ U0 A9 yCheers!!!* ~7 w: g  b& w$ Y- s7 D9 `

$ z: E3 \+ U! ~: J! IPeace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
' b* ]" [5 X8 n) J2 E3 GVery funny stories. Kids are so cute!

2 l. ?7 n: i# l& J" Baha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: 3 ]- q! E" R+ Y1 K& @0 W! H

: \7 r, `$ j- y2 P8 V) S5 ^! b( ARecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
1 ^: F% L6 T; h6 L: Y, h"Don't be selfish!" I said.6 {, {9 Q2 e; q+ R# |. Y; |7 m; u
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!" ; Y* ~# {; l; t, }" y- H* K
I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
+ q) [# }) \: b' Y' s"Don't be selfish!" I said.
$ j  ]( Q4 d9 Q. E4 f1 |My boy's eyes turned ...

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5 E! U( T) r1 Y/ H5 Z好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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好好吃
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ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 ' V; |0 {$ Z1 z- I" n  F6 }
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: 3 [8 u2 Y/ i- V0 X
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.! H4 x5 o( }7 }% r) Z% n* b% X
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
# w, [  o5 z7 }  |" |/ IMy boy's eyes turned ...
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8 a+ j2 J* O8 k# P8 v/ p6 ^. KAha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 * P8 Y! t+ c5 X7 L$ T

+ p) ?  I! o# S' A6 t2 @; uaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct." M' ^* U8 g! l* @% N
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
' \9 C9 e. z9 B$ z6 C0 ]; rMy boy's eyes turned ...
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  \$ M  P) Y2 }4 ^. N6 _3 ^( {- SThanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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