可爱可笑的孩童

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Kids in Church

* @6 a6 d! T) e% c- ]  \3-year-old Reese :
$ G- P- m( d$ c! s. W"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
9 t& n; Y* ?+ i+ ^% {! |4 Y" pHarold is his name.
1 n* u4 o) N) U5 A* z& z6 K" a! V+ C5 `7 cAmen."
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$ x* P, O: X8 h3 p; j5 d& RA little boy was overheard praying:
0 {- a6 v1 H" r4 x2 q8 D6 l* \"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
9 v! R% A5 _, ^6 s: ]  o4 \/ u& Sdon't worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am."

6 k3 c- M: R3 i3 ?8 j- ]; @  GAfter the christening of his baby brother
/ l, m: c: p9 n5 A0 Tin church, Jason sobbed all the way home
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
2 d7 C$ l* Z; w1 E, i7 M. phim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
2 `) M( T  `* Z+ H; ]7 oboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
: X; b9 m: R$ ~) ]! ~. p$ Aus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
to stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed,
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
we forgive those who put trash in our
  d  ]2 c8 Q4 e7 Q% _: ?baskets."

A Sunday school teacher asked her
, l9 A/ t! s- l) G3 Q1 ^children as they were on the way to
Church service, "and why is it necessary
to be quiet in Church?"
+ g7 j& q* K% E0 j) k6 ]One bright little girl replied,
"Because people are sleeping."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
The boys began to argue over who would
get the first pancake.
- F, u% \& p" |, ^Their mother saw the opportunity for a
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
5 ^) Z  n: h" K) Awould say, 'Let my brother have the
6 Z# r, A  x+ G; n+ A% Nfirst pancake, I can wait' ."
% f* K' \$ N) p( GKevin turned to his younger brother and
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"

( x; }& a$ N+ l8 Y: g6 Y3 z- wA father was at the beach with his children
- o/ `4 m; B, ]when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
3 _; a" Z& Y4 B& Hgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
  X( h4 K9 K7 }' ?1 {% u( l5 Qwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
7 L0 m" O2 H" F& o0 X* O1 R"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
0 N" {+ k, h3 j1 _% f" Q7 e( Q7 B5 UThe boy thought a moment and then said,
"Did God throw him back down?"

) s& \/ e& d9 U* B8 O* d( g* E. dA wife invited some people to dinner.
5 i* ^$ y5 W4 _! h  cAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
0 i" _5 c0 ~+ @" z4 Edaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
3 o6 o' i  x4 Z4 Nblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
4 j9 A" ]5 d+ y6 t* Zgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
7 S" K( g$ G/ K+ H6 WThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
! u$ c: Q2 @. t! eand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
people to dinner?"

Cheers!!!
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0 {: d* [$ j( D: rPeace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

8 k. m  n2 E4 j: Caha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

  u: F, c2 X+ M3 q" eRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
6 H" \$ d5 N9 f6 n* o$ P: B# K' x" vI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
0 j# {" t- i# W5 ~"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

% r* z5 S; S! ~' K好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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2 _9 m. F& w" F! u好好吃

ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

( Y: O& s" o6 v8 kRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

) K% z* ]0 K. F8 J, U: I& O: J7 nAha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

  I; m% b( P( e6 n# VRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
1 R, V) T1 a) L+ E5 F"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby