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Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :
7 ^; ~/ S: Z0 ^9 E1 _8 h"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
& F/ A5 s% i6 [0 b/ D5 X# LHarold is his name.
$ L: p/ b( @( U1 s$ l* i: i# iAmen.". F7 U4 x3 [; e) w! o9 E+ F
6 E$ Q3 B; B4 ?% n4 dA little boy was overheard praying:
9 K+ K0 o! B k5 b- u" N"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
9 \. s, w, U/ z: i. r8 f- B0 A/ Jdon't worry about it.
* L$ M( u+ b9 E" bI'm having a real good time like I am."
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% R* o! H) f R+ F, WAfter the christening of his baby brother
q$ h3 S* H1 t! H& s$ F/ B9 win church, Jason sobbed all the way home
7 ]$ p3 ^( b$ G, K% ?in the back seat of the car. His father asked0 R. R: \3 }% G5 A: C4 e. F, M
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
$ ]7 p' l2 z" ]boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted$ S: l0 g1 F3 t) n' w2 t& [0 J
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
# _' T; O( W( h0 v; H: p, N3 Y: Bto stay with you guys."
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0 A% h6 @) D6 s+ U' f+ IOne particular four-year-old prayed,* j# \/ a9 w& n i* z
"And forgive us our trash baskets as0 @! A: d0 |6 y+ p2 [7 t8 u
we forgive those who put trash in our
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A Sunday school teacher asked her; E% D" p* Q; C- g
children as they were on the way to
% h; N* }% I( Q% oChurch service, "and why is it necessary4 c% W& {3 f+ o+ ~- n
to be quiet in Church?". ?: y( h. i. k. e# @$ `% D
One bright little girl replied,: `! D& j* B' L6 K* V# U, |
"Because people are sleeping.". y" r, p" E/ H, k, q: ?8 S/ s
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A mother was preparing pancakes for
: F/ ~# c: q7 N; z! lher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
3 B9 ~/ Z [. w- ?& E& v% jThe boys began to argue over who would
: ~/ m; ]. o7 Q( n1 Y& J9 n* Cget the first pancake.7 _1 V+ ]8 I& I# m. {5 N, j
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
# k- C5 A4 t" w8 b2 o% Z! ymoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
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first pancake, I can wait' ."( g; w1 Q* |" h& M2 k
Kevin turned to his younger brother and# R' h2 j, L0 I: A: X& K, z
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children
& p3 ^: D$ `6 r( hwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,- N" ?+ w$ |$ B: r' N j& l0 u" A
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
% R' P' Q0 e! o4 Hwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
: k0 P" F% X, n. o' `"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.# T' _4 ?$ E5 O% G( ~! S
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
. O- d! i. g! |# ]9 xThe boy thought a moment and then said,: f' w. p1 A- m* _* o+ D, \- H$ T
"Did God throw him back down?"( L7 V- u2 e$ P. M# G- B
7 K& ?; r1 q6 |# t! ~, t" Y+ A& HA wife invited some people to dinner.
) `, N( O& ^1 N5 b) ZAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old+ ]% O7 N3 }# }) C6 E* d
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
9 u" K }* s0 r/ d- R7 Kblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The; x2 l) L5 V5 t) r) o) E0 Y- C4 [, {
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."2 A( [. [" p- U
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head( c2 B' E$ V2 i) u
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
" f; E! m5 Y* apeople to dinner?" F9 l6 ]! W7 Q& Y( s" b6 y
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Cheers!!!+ Y* X3 x% C' \0 A, t
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Peace, love and happines! |
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