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Kids in Church
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/ x6 w( w: l6 t, K3-year-old Reese :
2 R- J4 C5 `3 f* Z"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,7 `& q! X0 \/ @/ T# f7 C
Harold is his name.
+ w( ]7 Y8 q- v, L HAmen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:
. i/ G( z$ y: Z* t. p6 B0 q+ N0 c"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
2 B' r2 k U0 Q' `don't worry about it.. g* a$ T* k! _$ H* f4 N* c% K/ p$ \
I'm having a real good time like I am."3 U1 M0 L/ x6 f; X
8 ~; q3 p4 Y+ S$ qAfter the christening of his baby brother
& p" y, V! J8 e" R4 Qin church, Jason sobbed all the way home4 ?; z& w6 A/ Z; S
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
, ~7 \' A0 `9 P/ K& Mhim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
3 u3 u9 R6 R5 v: zboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
, Q# G2 R5 k# G/ g. Jus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted, W" D7 X8 g$ \' F! w
to stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed,; W2 P* s) _' L% d
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
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baskets."9 w! L- \0 s4 g8 B
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A Sunday school teacher asked her( ?% M/ {# I2 x/ ~$ O2 Y
children as they were on the way to
$ S$ k6 Y/ R D- |% O8 X( \- H# R/ Y6 HChurch service, "and why is it necessary: ?$ E9 J6 F7 F: @; _
to be quiet in Church?"; Y9 }, r/ P6 n' t2 o' c1 P3 S* c( k
One bright little girl replied,* x4 N4 U3 d- N8 y' K5 e
"Because people are sleeping."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for8 [% ?) I! ]7 y+ Y' @" q1 b! x
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.9 D: u& U! F6 I4 y/ c0 b/ Z
The boys began to argue over who would h4 r& p |6 ?' `, B
get the first pancake.) k* U7 G# [" C; @4 y
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
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would say, 'Let my brother have the0 x3 t; f! e5 P8 o' Y
first pancake, I can wait' ."
2 \, g5 V; v' }0 ~" RKevin turned to his younger brother and
/ `9 g# `/ ?' _9 d9 o: vsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"+ b& S% M2 H' c) }# S/ f& S5 S. g
. u0 Y5 z7 h$ aA father was at the beach with his children1 g( l. f8 I3 w: c1 {
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
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where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
9 }: C" i& _1 H. Y6 n5 b"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
* D- Q% \+ A4 \4 V* v- L7 a$ B"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.& d, a5 t5 _1 i6 s4 r, h
The boy thought a moment and then said,
7 t- Q R2 _( ]& P7 \"Did God throw him back down?"" ^5 u1 @& |2 t$ C6 n' \
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A wife invited some people to dinner.. P$ s0 ?( C! O0 h
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old7 s% T, z2 F) x! n, H- ~
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
' G5 t$ x8 I/ p3 Iblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The: f% @" v! k) i
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."$ s: p7 R: Z. k* j
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head& f b# |. B! R M5 G
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
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Cheers!!!
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- T0 i; b1 `2 j, L/ p6 |Peace, love and happines! |
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