可爱可笑的孩童

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Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :
0 y* H! m) G/ W+ H/ z' l"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
Harold is his name.
- i$ w/ {4 L. N* H7 C- BAmen."
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# A- [( t# U7 l1 Z8 }" \A little boy was overheard praying:
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
! w4 m, Y  _5 b% b7 O$ odon't worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am."

! E( p* r" s9 B, D. E& ~After the christening of his baby brother
) [  S* p6 @5 J2 _in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
: M' l4 @6 x$ x8 z( ~# Pboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
to stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed,
! X8 C( n" c5 T1 T; K6 Z+ V"And forgive us our trash baskets as
we forgive those who put trash in our
* K( k8 K( _% H. G3 f: wbaskets."

2 e6 N# T+ Q- y7 K$ _A Sunday school teacher asked her
children as they were on the way to
Church service, "and why is it necessary
to be quiet in Church?"
( m, k8 d, ^& u) |" A% bOne bright little girl replied,
"Because people are sleeping."

A mother was preparing pancakes for
  L( @0 g9 c3 ^. D: Qher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
& W8 `9 x. x% u8 ]% v: dThe boys began to argue over who would
3 ]2 |+ Q! m6 \$ B, Vget the first pancake.
# U4 _% P; T8 S9 X+ zTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
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  k+ `# ]) W+ B* ^! Z( f& ~, ?first pancake, I can wait' ."
7 J" _/ x& `) w* {Kevin turned to his younger brother and
" x7 L4 n6 Q7 k$ e8 c  Csaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"

A father was at the beach with his children
9 n  G/ c/ k+ f, I; x1 L" jwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
The boy thought a moment and then said,
# t5 }; t* v: v' {"Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
1 T, Q2 |* U$ E! E8 J& M2 G: b% zAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
# N( H) [; B. T9 h% ^' ?3 U' Vblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
3 v4 a4 g( P. `  U: FThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
% u! |4 _3 ^  Z$ `! O3 Dand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
people to dinner?"

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4 e- L' G/ Q, l# ]: V2 o+ ]. UPeace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

7 L3 `* G( d" gaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

( E0 S8 i9 }, _0 v- i' Q: l, ^Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
$ v5 J, f4 S+ x; v"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

0 I; d( u2 r- U! }# ?% q% t) Saha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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! m7 _; Y4 r* A& Z& @1 bRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

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# @( H# H4 `# i- b好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表


4 s1 M; {. x, F: _: Q8 J好好吃

+ S0 X; N! Y& P, xha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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3 \  _3 q* P/ o( U+ s( Z' r9 U- taha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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3 i/ b& K$ n3 I: tRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

Aha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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5 o. }9 K$ h, o4 LRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
/ @; e+ R/ w+ V/ W% e; a"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

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Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby