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Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :( D5 a ~0 k2 @; p& j$ ~' X$ J
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
8 q0 I/ ]2 G1 h3 W8 [Harold is his name.
3 Y% r+ u- C0 N! wAmen."
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* k0 M. L1 r3 U3 A9 c: AA little boy was overheard praying:
6 o* g: ], l3 D& ?"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
: c6 L+ G8 P2 O( d4 ndon't worry about it./ Y7 b. Z' V5 ~! c \. S
I'm having a real good time like I am."" m/ N3 ]1 w/ S7 E. @6 X% P7 h* V
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After the christening of his baby brother2 K* u; U" J' V: {2 Q: ? ?6 k- O
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
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him three times what was wrong. Finally, the8 f7 e2 n: G3 d
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted( N8 p/ U: | |. E' u' a- i
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted- F: I' [2 T3 K
to stay with you guys."4 [+ a1 ?5 g: Q7 _" O% b. Q/ I
4 ^; {3 ~8 Y' Y* O$ n9 cOne particular four-year-old prayed,
& l/ O7 d7 s- ?0 y/ ^% K" [ `"And forgive us our trash baskets as# r+ D4 l0 ^- [5 E# ~6 Q9 l3 g
we forgive those who put trash in our7 s5 J2 J" W$ e& m+ m. C1 D$ H! V
baskets."
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
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# P |! a9 C1 h+ p7 t- oChurch service, "and why is it necessary. P% G6 H4 Y* g9 l$ P- K& s* Z% p
to be quiet in Church?"
( ?" D5 C7 y* F" UOne bright little girl replied,
7 _4 w, L i6 t8 ^. R& R: m"Because people are sleeping."
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& C* K, A: m7 k; L# p; x6 YA mother was preparing pancakes for2 p7 S% ?& k1 u! M6 |8 i' I
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
( \' |2 m! L/ }4 N. T2 Z: P5 \4 zThe boys began to argue over who would
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9 [/ i L: b3 l6 w' B4 bTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
7 ?& A& _- ~5 ]+ B' n+ [. Kmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
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first pancake, I can wait' ."+ j9 X- G" c" b( i, ^7 H
Kevin turned to his younger brother and: q. k; k( ~) I6 P
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children
1 a; l9 R+ W$ S5 Mwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,$ ~+ ]& h# l) @* b
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
) h' M) H! X5 H$ b8 Y, D* @where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
) D4 f# _" D5 `"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
- }) r. q% n! j4 _2 t/ _1 { c"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
" v* ^' d. R$ ZThe boy thought a moment and then said,
+ ~8 q: K* D( V8 l8 E; i# i"Did God throw him back down?"
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+ L- E/ O- u/ A/ V0 YA wife invited some people to dinner.
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daughter and said, "Would you like to say the9 _6 k$ T3 c3 L
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
: W' M) S/ a2 E7 w! ~8 N/ wgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say." {. E# |+ V; w% z' F
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
8 d( _% I$ Q! f' V7 r0 D: g! X( Mand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
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Cheers!!!
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$ ^! b& v k, n( C, N4 DPeace, love and happines! |
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