可爱可笑的孩童

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Kids in Church

( `* S$ Y6 T8 s3-year-old Reese :
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
Harold is his name.
* B8 w6 d4 w/ s, [Amen."

: y. A  l) \3 K" K. ?1 l# fA little boy was overheard praying:
- H- h. |4 v* T5 }"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
don't worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am."

+ {6 X6 W9 I; {5 ~; ]4 ?7 BAfter the christening of his baby brother
) r4 Q( p: [1 O% Q+ Y" K; B% Din church, Jason sobbed all the way home
: Y% v- B$ n0 I" z' Bin the back seat of the car. His father asked
0 S0 k/ j  ^& |$ }9 C8 O6 Qhim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
to stay with you guys."

$ L: N5 }! l1 {$ w5 ^One particular four-year-old prayed,
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
1 O1 k4 y/ j" V- Y, S& Dwe forgive those who put trash in our
* G, {- c: t/ T( l+ Vbaskets."
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8 B+ u& w0 b2 rA Sunday school teacher asked her
children as they were on the way to
Church service, "and why is it necessary
  G* p+ y/ U- n! f' L  qto be quiet in Church?"
: l) X7 b! ?0 U$ K  EOne bright little girl replied,
"Because people are sleeping."

8 ]$ H* x. q" EA mother was preparing pancakes for
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
2 h0 _* O2 \* q4 IThe boys began to argue over who would
get the first pancake.
6 Z5 ~4 g$ a) l% A* NTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
would say, 'Let my brother have the
first pancake, I can wait' ."
8 c9 x3 Z1 L* m8 F/ h6 u. aKevin turned to his younger brother and
2 V4 v9 @2 X) u6 _. l& Isaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"

6 L8 t' G0 ]) gA father was at the beach with his children
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
* d/ K) k: B* m( |"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
  o1 G* t6 w, L. N9 V3 I0 O( ^"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
8 n# B# r+ D+ i1 Q1 ^The boy thought a moment and then said,
"Did God throw him back down?"

' r: l& m7 W; X( VA wife invited some people to dinner.
4 U9 L5 C8 ?; T7 w) E0 {, t6 iAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
% r! k; D& T2 t- a, Ndaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
3 }0 e1 p! N% z9 q2 ?1 G+ V8 L% _blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
0 L2 W1 U/ L# b( t) `girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
6 ~$ o" C: j5 ?7 X6 {people to dinner?"

/ c$ f; F8 l- d: K/ B" s$ JCheers!!!

8 T& o- |1 o; B/ k# g) M8 `Peace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
0 y  m8 |5 c, d0 y% J! |0 k+ C( ~4 IVery funny stories. Kids are so cute!

8 Y8 R- d" t: v4 @  Faha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
: F3 Z& V. |5 [; x' \
Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
: R7 L' K) i* P  N' z' ^
4 h+ n0 [( ~- M5 z; M  nRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
, M) X% |  F* t" d"Don't be selfish!" I said.
* X* ?6 D& P2 C6 v& s6 AMy boy's eyes turned ...

4 U0 r( \  Z3 ^) L  {- b/ W
好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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4 @9 N2 p* f8 Q6 G% |好好吃

ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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" t" E, D2 C9 ~) I* yaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

) c) e& j& D( E' gRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
* I0 L3 M; U1 q( S5 B' p+ }# @My boy's eyes turned ...

+ Q& ]0 d7 {+ b* F1 e# [Aha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
0 q" I' |% K% n
Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
( e! `4 V0 H3 J- j( \3 w( t"Don't be selfish!" I said.
' T- P# j& W: kMy boy's eyes turned ...

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Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby