可爱可笑的孩童

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Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :
- j$ e5 |' b( N% a+ T"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
Harold is his name.
Amen."
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% {0 K- \5 V- @, ^/ fA little boy was overheard praying:
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
! i, B% G! s& y. a, ~2 B) |don't worry about it.
# p! m0 E4 }' C9 @/ R: D) zI'm having a real good time like I am."
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, C5 Q4 v. C& k3 `After the christening of his baby brother
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
0 S! F/ W9 z" e) ?: J* kin the back seat of the car. His father asked
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
to stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed,
& j  E+ M( E- E2 n"And forgive us our trash baskets as
we forgive those who put trash in our
baskets."

' N8 l8 X! g& @/ x* FA Sunday school teacher asked her
children as they were on the way to
Church service, "and why is it necessary
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& g4 `7 p& {, f  xOne bright little girl replied,
"Because people are sleeping."

A mother was preparing pancakes for
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
The boys began to argue over who would
; ]* e" T! w# ]% I) k1 W! Eget the first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
would say, 'Let my brother have the
first pancake, I can wait' ."
9 w9 N4 M5 j) K$ _. L: kKevin turned to his younger brother and
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"

A father was at the beach with his children
/ F$ B3 k% J2 w- q0 bwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
; T: b2 ~2 P, `" m& Vwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
& |' [3 v0 i( m) D4 H"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
  F+ c6 d! o+ K"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
The boy thought a moment and then said,
1 j* t, U1 x7 W  N9 t* E0 f4 m  ["Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
" ]1 T3 V; o8 w  w6 K. E3 V) dblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
9 [( R  a% ^  ?+ H2 ggirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
8 s. y2 E1 R  `The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
people to dinner?"
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8 z# ?+ C0 G" K) @2 ]+ E1 g. xCheers!!!
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$ G$ G1 p. _9 e( ]Peace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
: h( p, S; w; ?* f/ x* WVery funny stories. Kids are so cute!

" B, v7 X& f$ n+ faha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
" K( E& ?1 `, o! i* D) h"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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3 |$ u2 {6 X8 E9 s' f4 f* @Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
& Z) @' g" R5 D, N$ o2 u2 N) N6 NMy boy's eyes turned ...

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三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表


3 K% Y0 J8 t* S* ~, Z; x好好吃

, W: f% V( C" Cha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

7 x$ i# S5 V6 F- O5 t  |Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
& X+ H' r+ X+ I& L% |. XMy boy's eyes turned ...

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Aha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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7 u/ H* z/ ?1 x" Xaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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! D7 {$ K; Y3 F( F8 m  F7 CRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
" a$ z( f$ e& G$ }3 W"Don't be selfish!" I said.
8 \: j) B# h, P8 \! \* gMy boy's eyes turned ...

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Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby