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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church
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# i7 Z+ d/ V' ?2 o4 x' L: B# g"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,& ~( C! T  m' s" w7 }+ I
Harold is his name.
3 A: K( B. B7 R. f1 h' x0 [Amen."
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7 Y, u$ V& Y* m2 qA little boy was overheard praying:% F, R, ]" K4 J# w) ?9 G0 S1 @  P+ I
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
3 ^# e- u+ s6 f( vdon't worry about it., W" }' f( F( k  M, b' K
I'm having a real good time like I am.": i% ]$ x$ t; U, w- z( l  \
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After the christening of his baby brother: a: @. Y! P% m8 G. ?9 g
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home' |/ }5 H6 k5 D+ A' A/ ?, ?: g
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
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2 b/ p5 R' n: ]0 t5 E8 Dboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted9 {, K" }$ l$ I" i# u
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
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: |" r$ S6 W6 r6 BOne particular four-year-old prayed,9 V7 p/ P9 {2 n, [1 W- x
"And forgive us our trash baskets as( x! @* z3 k' Y- x
we forgive those who put trash in our
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A Sunday school teacher asked her; F/ {6 U- L* P6 i5 C
children as they were on the way to! v5 n7 [2 }5 H; A/ [
Church service, "and why is it necessary
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6 I' c$ Q# I# h% m! ]One bright little girl replied,- w* q( `' r6 b2 n- P) t9 t
"Because people are sleeping."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for2 {9 ^8 x4 n8 C/ h4 Z
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.+ G( O2 N0 X# \. B6 H; H) I% U
The boys began to argue over who would# K/ a- I0 z% A
get the first pancake." s, L) @4 D8 g5 q9 h! ]
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
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first pancake, I can wait' ."0 c8 o5 [' y/ M; t$ D  p
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
0 D5 m& ~$ U0 Vsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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; O( V$ ]# B& n4 c) J" aA father was at the beach with his children
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where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
' E2 m0 D4 G/ V  A"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.. P7 _) h0 x) E2 [/ H7 e
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.1 w( \% r: g' x1 e& c3 V/ o
The boy thought a moment and then said,0 P& q; W5 a1 M* D
"Did God throw him back down?"1 n8 }+ E5 S5 Z& n9 s  }. W
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
9 k- ?' n/ F9 E( _4 K2 k2 uAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old0 m) i1 S4 e  e( ~5 B' ?+ k$ S' g3 {
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the/ r6 o6 w0 I- B; t% u5 q1 g
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The) H: [9 }) o- ~9 t: p% ~# \
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
8 D# ]# P# ^6 F" ?" ?5 R# FThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
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people to dinner?") |- t7 `6 o9 ~- f. R; G1 }- v

# L3 F& M! B8 \* O9 i/ G5 hCheers!!!
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9 H( Z) b) n, j0 QPeace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
4 V( x6 u& z/ D' u# b5 qVery funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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4 p( i% y9 d& x0 `5 _& IRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
1 O( b0 a0 p. _0 Q; C* z"Don't be selfish!" I said.8 }, k" b' ?& h; r5 R* Q0 ~9 N
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!" 2 v* r) a$ h/ B' g0 s4 n# `- P% q
I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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# O& A! j/ I  s& W4 O: Qaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:   W4 C7 m" `. q! R& Z
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
% S6 S5 i" _: q: K& B- a"Don't be selfish!" I said.
* ^$ y1 q5 w4 bMy boy's eyes turned ...

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好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表 7 ^: d' m5 i3 T6 u/ E
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/ S/ n. n' H  X; t( U. T0 sha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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. F- r8 o- a2 X4 R- Gaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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/ h* s7 @5 g+ R  W5 {0 u# tRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
; {! N8 h2 _! y( K2 Z. c) E"Don't be selfish!" I said." _* W* n6 w4 J5 P! V7 E
My boy's eyes turned ...

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Aha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: - f& P6 H5 x: y

5 j% C0 F0 o( S; \6 e% w/ X" j  ~Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
% M$ o" k, g' e& U- z$ v"Don't be selfish!" I said.5 `4 }9 T. `$ K2 Z
My boy's eyes turned ...
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Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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