可爱可笑的孩童

没心没肺

Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :
: J, X* w; P+ \2 k% S1 o"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
Harold is his name.
Amen."
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% S" }) u+ `& T9 K  C/ w2 R' BA little boy was overheard praying:
' v3 W) L4 ^  |! \* R9 k"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
& M4 `, ~! K& a# {( s  D4 edon't worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
  ?$ L' c: q5 o! U; kin the back seat of the car. His father asked
$ @8 x# i0 T% B" k: R$ D0 ohim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
: C2 N6 u+ D8 H- m( R' [$ Hto stay with you guys."
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5 F9 D  S9 |# Y6 l+ aOne particular four-year-old prayed,
6 @. v1 ?8 r) W' Y" \"And forgive us our trash baskets as
2 E: x5 y& v0 j: q* p) Y, ?we forgive those who put trash in our
+ b6 U8 Y! q% k! [* J! T( P! Ebaskets."

A Sunday school teacher asked her
children as they were on the way to
0 k* ]. x3 {" R$ O6 S7 R5 zChurch service, "and why is it necessary
to be quiet in Church?"
One bright little girl replied,
' a8 p2 _5 y% e7 |* e"Because people are sleeping."
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/ Q1 r; z% L( p0 Y+ ~) IA mother was preparing pancakes for
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
6 R# z+ _9 ?- ^+ ^The boys began to argue over who would
get the first pancake.
4 d! r' k5 f3 V% C/ T4 ~" U& k. qTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
0 F8 `/ m7 \0 q4 P1 Hwould say, 'Let my brother have the
8 M$ K. E' h. r, Nfirst pancake, I can wait' ."
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
8 e: k  Q4 B8 o" S# W2 e9 e5 Osaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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1 q2 u' `' d3 S, q- J. o' XA father was at the beach with his children
) [) z# r* q7 e3 Ewhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,
2 L9 R7 U2 V! w! r0 ograbbed his hand, and led him to the shore
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
/ Y4 o( T& A7 _' U( y"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
The boy thought a moment and then said,
' _$ o: |7 a1 n8 R1 V( H"Did God throw him back down?"
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: o4 E  m6 l9 J+ G8 Z# i1 z# y1 d: a1 IA wife invited some people to dinner.
9 m6 y) `: }% F* n% nAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
; S9 P/ ]. s' W/ ^  e$ kdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
1 e, _# j- Y( {& W) }- lThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
people to dinner?"

Cheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

) o" o8 O9 [- \$ i+ n& Xaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

6 m0 I2 O# l: ^6 w0 j+ xRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
* ]8 e" O7 y0 X* g, q* p+ w"Don't be selfish!" I said.
5 p8 k7 D2 H# N! sMy boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

5 g6 Q9 Y# ]! B% M- [2 q9 Naha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
" w' O# ]& q! x" b, }& _: MMy boy's eyes turned ...

好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表

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, a" e0 I" O) }2 W8 u好好吃

ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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; _, M5 l/ J0 \6 `1 w, _" TRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
# F2 O* G. D( R; n# t"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

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Aha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

- D2 y$ y/ y2 k$ [3 u/ bThanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby