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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church0 p+ d6 E5 F3 }  B% f5 u# g

& U4 b' J2 x1 m: x! [3-year-old Reese :
: h6 R& w, \; E. }"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
2 x" _  [7 Z8 \- nHarold is his name./ |9 u0 X1 P! r# x7 _4 Z7 ?
Amen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:
: Y+ i& R9 a4 u% x"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
8 ^7 b/ X4 d& A- Idon't worry about it.4 o  }6 v- }+ R: _
I'm having a real good time like I am."3 T+ \& i. C- s; Y
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After the christening of his baby brother
* @  `0 B& W# o5 Z5 Q0 [in church, Jason sobbed all the way home) d* V4 B2 j; s* @2 E1 i
in the back seat of the car. His father asked* S4 c$ ?9 I6 b5 b
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the  R# C% N4 ^6 v9 E; Y$ P, d
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted2 w& y3 u9 t  e$ _' q6 n
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
0 ^* e4 ~' E6 z/ q( P- Lto stay with you guys."
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+ O) I+ W: h  G+ }  p# |: j( YOne particular four-year-old prayed,
# L0 V; K2 M. g& x  }"And forgive us our trash baskets as
* t9 d7 f6 {1 N; Z0 {! X) lwe forgive those who put trash in our
3 W7 v% W5 k: `  Ebaskets."
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5 v( k) k) C( n* k+ Q1 m2 AA Sunday school teacher asked her
7 g0 U  R$ Z; o& E! N5 q# bchildren as they were on the way to$ O9 r8 `( A1 @# H4 C: Y. l; q
Church service, "and why is it necessary
6 b7 p3 g' V* W( r* h! Z9 N2 Oto be quiet in Church?"
+ V" y& G1 }/ O9 `" E" X! FOne bright little girl replied,; O5 f/ z( D6 ?# N6 B3 G5 A
"Because people are sleeping.", Z7 |" s. Q7 o
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A mother was preparing pancakes for& d6 p2 f1 ]- H4 Y! S1 Z
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.' M7 P% h) N) i: d" [5 i% e
The boys began to argue over who would8 z: A0 @% [: A& Z/ s# M
get the first pancake.) a# |) L5 B) ]3 B4 Q" t# o$ p
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
6 K5 L7 ~, N$ Ymoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He# f# i( f6 t% A! n+ S
would say, 'Let my brother have the( p% N3 ]: T/ [( i1 |1 j
first pancake, I can wait' ."
5 s& J, P! v6 [- y, d/ d, p* oKevin turned to his younger brother and
$ u2 m' V7 N+ z: Xsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"0 V5 N! t& @* K& J' z5 r

  ~2 A* q- m- D* LA father was at the beach with his children; ^: d; t8 D" Y
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
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where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
* o5 k% N0 j- I& J* G3 P; T1 h  w"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.% v6 j2 n* M+ E; G
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
! D4 [) ~* `/ R2 C; a0 a& }The boy thought a moment and then said,
- T( }+ x; o/ ["Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
$ a' s) T; S( i% S' b; a7 [3 `& M- nAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
7 z, m, W) f) R; Y0 C% Y. jdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the. _8 \6 Q5 Z% F! O1 z" ^3 s) P
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The& F7 e! r' w) A3 F/ ]0 K
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."2 _. A; i6 Q: c
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
! p" v5 \, s- a4 ]1 G7 b2 pand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these6 G9 Z5 Y% j9 X5 S# A0 h$ d3 N( e  N
people to dinner?"8 i* G  U3 P* R; N) E

: d0 E4 J0 w# h- C) aCheers!!!( g$ [9 p& H; s
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Peace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表 % o  K* `/ t5 p' y4 s3 f$ }
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

0 F' r" z( d6 @$ v" c" ?( Saha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: ; h5 V6 F  I% w7 \) W  U' J) [- u
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.8 {% K9 o. F( J  A3 O& s7 G3 z
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
6 n9 [1 U: C6 m, M: Y' oMy boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!" 9 Q9 L8 x* t+ m- n) M
I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 # U4 t, W* p3 h+ p$ h4 X8 d. d
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: 2 _0 Y9 K$ f; }' U( u; V

0 @  e- o+ d: Q% s# l2 NRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
7 F% |5 \6 D% x' C3 p/ f& v  h' m"Don't be selfish!" I said.
& l& c- K# Z1 M: r) O' u2 H' q1 FMy boy's eyes turned ...
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好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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  ~- b, @' [$ o6 s# P7 P好好吃
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ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 1 x% L" Z# r3 v. A* B
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: 0 H; b! i5 k, l% D# q9 |

0 h: C% q- C0 L3 U0 U. X# _3 xRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.8 Y* L7 I! @% |0 x. W2 ^* D
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
1 R0 g( Q9 h' |- g. ?, F/ p: AMy boy's eyes turned ...
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Aha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表   K* q9 V! s2 C- E. R3 o
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: 2 t7 R2 Z( a" `* p4 ~
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
) N  _1 h- p0 v"Don't be selfish!" I said.$ y0 _! Y" F' i+ w( {! @- U0 g
My boy's eyes turned ...
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5 n( d) d" C" lThanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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发表于 2008-2-20 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
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