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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :$ I; l- m% B* L, _3 N
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,) m, \+ z/ g. ]4 M4 i9 ?/ Q
Harold is his name.
/ n$ i; `. k  X- N. W3 {9 lAmen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:7 [3 K; Y4 _9 J, {
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
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I'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother# E+ R0 }7 [- J% N! j1 i
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home/ j( P6 V; @  h9 T6 L1 c4 I
in the back seat of the car. His father asked8 U8 k4 [& c+ h$ b, g
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
6 n9 F3 J9 v1 {( d: |boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
0 S8 H( y. w9 B! C/ |6 pus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted, P9 O# u5 c- n* V1 n1 [; O  |
to stay with you guys."
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9 e% B8 C6 T4 }0 M' }2 j6 ]One particular four-year-old prayed,
) d& q- I; |$ [% v3 V$ W"And forgive us our trash baskets as% |5 q$ M6 z5 U" \
we forgive those who put trash in our
/ _; T1 @8 x$ I' ]baskets."
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5 C0 Y* i6 V% R2 o1 R  w6 ^: ZA Sunday school teacher asked her  U0 T* H+ A: ~8 V& I+ D$ S  I
children as they were on the way to- h# V2 g* }6 v9 l9 _
Church service, "and why is it necessary- R+ h  s8 s8 ]7 L, F; c
to be quiet in Church?"
$ C5 }. ?% V$ EOne bright little girl replied,
7 o5 T, y; s. s, v7 p4 N"Because people are sleeping."
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$ f1 ~+ T, R( fA mother was preparing pancakes for
5 H/ ^/ u# a" s4 |: xher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3./ v* n4 l3 M( f) |
The boys began to argue over who would8 e0 Y+ I& Z0 y" }
get the first pancake.
+ u2 O  K0 I( V' l6 S7 qTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
6 M/ h# N- y* U5 [4 [$ E. fmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He( h. N' m. S3 Y/ _* w
would say, 'Let my brother have the
, z6 O! b1 H( mfirst pancake, I can wait' ."
& |2 R+ P7 t' g' Z. D2 KKevin turned to his younger brother and! x& R8 }! Z& o! A+ k
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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- {7 j9 t8 h9 `2 Y$ S' N3 HA father was at the beach with his children
* _& T5 V5 k; r( C% n  p( Xwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,
& E1 e$ @7 ?) K  g: ~grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore# X7 V9 E6 H  L+ k9 ^
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
2 o- }5 }1 N  r"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.- F% n; k+ h, r- `
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
2 e6 ^( l. o: h! N- l1 zThe boy thought a moment and then said,
0 x# O6 F3 B  S/ @"Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner.+ m& M# m9 D& {# V' |4 l6 w
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
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/ D2 }+ A/ d0 t/ ~: x1 ?$ @) m! Kblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
4 `( x7 g' f" I4 r; wgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
- b2 j# U; A0 k$ R! {4 b2 v( v" \The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head3 B& O# O9 y# G5 c$ {) `/ G
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these" r8 B8 E- W+ {! i; b
people to dinner?"
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8 I/ y  b, M: aCheers!!!/ i: K9 m0 R; q0 K! V

( W" B! s2 x) K! s9 I. wPeace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表 8 H. c# l* b" V
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

  F3 Y: j2 L8 E& X8 waha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
7 ?! f* Z5 u2 ^5 h5 C8 R- \' ~"Don't be selfish!" I said.5 d, a8 Z2 X7 t# o. K9 F8 i
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!" % a1 ?4 r7 [9 M# c* M. T4 J
I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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$ g2 V1 g: E9 z. i% paha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: 2 g, _& T1 k) ~  f; V# G& y4 u
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.$ g" Q; x8 ~" l5 u2 \- K: z' l( A
"Don't be selfish!" I said.$ b3 a) L5 g& ?
My boy's eyes turned ...

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/ f5 h5 N5 w2 J好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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好好吃
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ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
" f0 M2 ^! ~  ^"Don't be selfish!" I said.4 u6 a6 g8 b7 q0 b0 Z- q
My boy's eyes turned ...

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Aha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表   A7 @" E% [% f8 P2 b4 b0 A
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.8 p( q' u% ]7 S2 R! b% Z! g
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
- g, e  ]' `: r2 {+ ], |3 [My boy's eyes turned ...
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Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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发表于 2008-2-20 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
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