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Kids in Church
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6 W f0 T$ i U; V5 V; Y3-year-old Reese :
2 ^3 W. b9 _: u# a* H"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,$ }1 G, l( [6 n1 ]5 \
Harold is his name.9 \/ L* p* n+ ?. D4 u5 j+ }
Amen.", E0 ]; [3 w" a
; g- u" r' o7 Z- ZA little boy was overheard praying:& U' U, u8 o$ l% S' \
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
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I'm having a real good time like I am."
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8 z. d7 X$ ]7 _; A5 PAfter the christening of his baby brother
4 s5 `7 x& l1 ]3 N ?in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
0 ?4 ?3 X" |; }, ^2 E1 [/ T ?in the back seat of the car. His father asked
* ~+ @, T$ h* M& Ihim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
7 L1 d; c; g, n; V$ C" Y/ G( q6 cboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
( y+ M6 w- {2 v4 Q: @: H4 O5 Lus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted2 G2 n0 @! b! {9 U* f+ u" M A
to stay with you guys."
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8 j3 D0 f8 o6 e0 y. s9 Q3 aOne particular four-year-old prayed,! x c& b6 A) g' y% e
"And forgive us our trash baskets as8 G0 J0 f& K% y/ m. E `7 \9 {" f
we forgive those who put trash in our
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- a( R/ x8 l- }* c! |+ TA Sunday school teacher asked her
8 A2 J% s/ A$ B5 D# U6 Schildren as they were on the way to' _ d0 w1 A4 i* h
Church service, "and why is it necessary6 |! m ^8 w L& y) ~! T
to be quiet in Church?", n" o3 e! f* R7 ?# s$ L
One bright little girl replied,& k% r9 T- n% B/ U: i7 ^ r' C
"Because people are sleeping."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for
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The boys began to argue over who would1 J) i& Y1 E6 N* T- a1 Y
get the first pancake.
/ s8 P; R1 u- X& M* DTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
- F; q9 S7 J4 r; h$ S5 Hmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
$ q2 H. K# }% l( K: e/ `9 cwould say, 'Let my brother have the- Y9 a6 y% Y% [0 q! A+ x
first pancake, I can wait' .". @5 V3 j4 N/ v g& [* \
Kevin turned to his younger brother and8 G: v# @; A. M
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"7 M7 H7 n" Q# w8 a$ t$ \
7 t$ d& T6 l; k' P! p" hA father was at the beach with his children
8 \0 V$ D s0 [1 ^4 u$ Wwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,. ^8 E0 _# x! E' Y" r9 |
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
/ p. Z% @5 U3 Swhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
* A$ H! _. g* S, }1 @; q! c"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.$ h# v* Y9 z* s2 F7 }: D) ?& r% g
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
/ A8 f8 w* `0 M/ xThe boy thought a moment and then said,. K0 C$ q8 Q9 i/ z, J: {
"Did God throw him back down?"1 R6 Y; h9 k/ i/ I) Z7 y- ]+ V
% V( ^: [7 I& HA wife invited some people to dinner.
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daughter and said, "Would you like to say the H" Y- z7 Q9 h
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
0 P9 B3 z$ }! }) `/ y9 Qgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
' o) Z5 A. b/ e* O4 c+ O) g9 A lThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head1 ]: a' _, w( |7 k3 k/ q
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
8 ?+ d1 B; z: _+ D3 lpeople to dinner?"- B6 w( R7 ~" \! H
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Cheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines! |
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