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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :
2 S4 [' Z3 X; h; Y1 c/ _- {: f3 b"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
* ?# y8 z5 D  A3 s+ @Harold is his name.
& T  X) R! u1 x2 o4 y4 nAmen."$ i( S) E* i8 ]+ W6 b$ }

' y, Q/ m. H- z/ `8 ~) \7 z1 \A little boy was overheard praying:/ h2 ^  _' S9 z: W  z0 {7 m0 {
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
1 i' }" t: Y* N' }6 Sdon't worry about it.
7 o4 c. W" _$ C7 n- `) FI'm having a real good time like I am."% Y# n6 k4 r, I# W
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After the christening of his baby brother4 @* O' p. n, c, U
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
2 ?' r5 O' j  U( O% u: u. T( Ain the back seat of the car. His father asked8 ?' b8 `' E$ w& `( p
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
& N9 [% ]/ w5 Tboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
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to stay with you guys."' c8 y3 B$ m; T; C
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One particular four-year-old prayed,3 v! k& Z9 ?7 N  w
"And forgive us our trash baskets as+ `+ j8 x2 \! o  Y/ v6 e$ a, Q
we forgive those who put trash in our
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; ?" f- ^2 o6 y3 IA Sunday school teacher asked her$ m  z/ c1 m+ f+ B6 y5 T+ S
children as they were on the way to- i. ^! ]( J9 C# y* S8 q# I
Church service, "and why is it necessary: K( b" _& u3 w- e9 g& z
to be quiet in Church?"9 S( Q+ ?( X  x% M8 ]
One bright little girl replied," u9 u  X6 [  g
"Because people are sleeping."
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* Y" {/ A  }7 s2 I5 JA mother was preparing pancakes for2 d( F7 K$ E6 G" i& W9 F
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
- Y  j" n) F. O* rThe boys began to argue over who would/ P5 h* p$ ?( `' \8 Q( V# S
get the first pancake.
  \3 }1 a+ ?3 t- }. vTheir mother saw the opportunity for a/ F8 X- f$ C1 v% J0 }. g* B" Z( \( N
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
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first pancake, I can wait' ."
/ j$ d: y# c! B& gKevin turned to his younger brother and
3 m2 l! ~( h( g2 V, {" Esaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !") v8 {4 K  V$ Q, |& k  `+ ^  ^

4 E# ?9 d* U2 a& v  C5 {A father was at the beach with his children- ~  a/ q; i, Q
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
" d% q( m* ~& I5 t0 C8 f: Ugrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
# s2 ]9 A" t' x) qwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
9 Q% m/ F9 V8 R+ u( b' B  R"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
; K" Y1 S& V& o9 w"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.( k; _* H6 M9 n) O
The boy thought a moment and then said,7 [6 o" I1 k: E* H* O+ G# N" }
"Did God throw him back down?"
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; _1 v* `( y" o2 Z: F/ T+ b0 _A wife invited some people to dinner.
* n" d( F5 f, R! P$ G( n# S! m# H4 oAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
; X+ [  y) [! `9 x3 c5 {2 Bdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
; @% A5 q" p& S4 T2 X5 Dblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
4 i# r+ _- S" dgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
! F0 z7 N0 @# NThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head, a& x  f, ^+ G2 Z
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these! ~0 _5 [$ T. C" {2 g# f
people to dinner?"
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; j. z) \4 C0 r7 k$ c$ S6 DCheers!!!
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0 B2 _1 P  n2 H4 NPeace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
: b2 t/ y/ {6 CVery funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: " K' X6 _3 L% X% ]; p

  i9 r/ M% e" E/ X7 W  w$ RRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
3 ^5 G' R& J1 z9 P  |"Don't be selfish!" I said.
$ W# \* p0 q$ J2 nMy boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
* c- B& ~$ h/ q! b+ c0 }4 ?2 DI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 4 u7 x. o) y* Z
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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5 F# I% c( Q/ l  W# m( D9 BRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
1 b: {3 P; C3 N' w; l"Don't be selfish!" I said.
3 M6 ~8 v& ^  Q) o# mMy boy's eyes turned ...

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2 g# ?" @/ s1 u: |. M! E. p好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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2 u! n3 k, L& v2 ^- ?% I" Iha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 $ K$ N4 c. O$ x
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: 5 s5 h* I+ x( p7 f2 F/ @8 J* y
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.) S! v& @  J* z  A" T+ M) \+ V
"Don't be selfish!" I said.0 s( f8 H2 U+ S2 r1 Y; K
My boy's eyes turned ...
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+ {4 s) K2 f; B- d% s# zAha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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4 H" _. n* l: q5 Q( V3 t6 eaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: & b6 n- E$ ^# e3 m$ v4 J4 h, ~
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
# A) ~' m1 J, b' e, w4 n7 n"Don't be selfish!" I said.2 b) s+ ?; y  @3 s$ V$ Y4 o
My boy's eyes turned ...

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Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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发表于 2008-2-20 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
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