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Kids in Church
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( |% h. q+ K9 p% f& N$ ~$ w3-year-old Reese :
@: z. c$ }) C3 G3 d7 d# a"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,% h" w# C7 R# [0 ?" G, _
Harold is his name.7 E5 e8 g1 Q+ r' ^" ~& p9 I
Amen."" s7 Q# Z2 ^4 T& C# W3 t- k
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A little boy was overheard praying:' x* v8 S! a/ T% o0 T/ s; x o O, a* i
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
0 b {6 m0 v6 h1 E$ ]8 ndon't worry about it.
& `2 L- V# N. g" j. o" PI'm having a real good time like I am."
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, l- C& }' r6 IAfter the christening of his baby brother4 {$ \/ ?$ t, Y# U' q9 r- O
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
5 P- f) X# U$ }3 t9 S8 P/ K4 e/ bin the back seat of the car. His father asked; m- D1 b6 x7 i$ l: | d. L: F5 T
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
1 I3 K$ K2 F6 _. ~1 G0 s; f a# zboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted& _& R: E. z4 i$ H& j0 K
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
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4 V* Q( h. u( j, u; VOne particular four-year-old prayed,
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we forgive those who put trash in our
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
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Church service, "and why is it necessary2 G! ~3 c) p3 f& W7 b
to be quiet in Church?") m9 ^; ?8 z' Q& ^4 [8 b; D
One bright little girl replied,
) h) p* k3 P2 a8 Q$ B"Because people are sleeping."
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: @' l9 c9 ]8 FA mother was preparing pancakes for# E8 h: k* M* _
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
; Q9 J( Z$ f" i( xThe boys began to argue over who would' i" x+ k, s: U |( ]
get the first pancake.. l( |7 A! g! A8 X6 a( q% q$ c
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
7 I+ u3 L; y7 n8 U1 Cmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He0 B x! a6 W- o' n6 L' \
would say, 'Let my brother have the
$ O3 z2 W! T6 C# }first pancake, I can wait' ."* [4 h, T0 T/ @2 ^( V. T7 q4 q
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
: }9 m4 c6 s7 m5 L z% ?7 U7 f8 E0 Xsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"8 s! N9 ~! t7 W0 a
9 ]" |, E. [' D* i8 T- \A father was at the beach with his children* ^( F5 _8 M$ m8 V3 a
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,7 j# P6 S; q; D! E0 \ M
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
6 B9 _2 D6 t# S, A. n- Kwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
% G1 {6 i% n) R/ w& e2 a& P"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
( J+ _( k- E% L+ J3 S9 H8 c"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.0 u2 E8 u& v4 a e% u+ s
The boy thought a moment and then said,
" M0 T# m$ z R0 d8 `3 x; B, F"Did God throw him back down?"1 W" C/ R4 d2 I$ W- `
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A wife invited some people to dinner.& k, {+ y- P, c- _+ d
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old% {; G: g7 @. Q2 N
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
2 K2 O& b. O4 h7 L& G1 S. \- Yblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
! Y) J$ \! L/ h- f. t7 Ngirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
0 Q' d' J2 q" o4 i. LThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
* a8 x, i% y- F0 e. A& B( Rand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these: P. ^9 h' S5 I/ o4 t* E* N* H8 `
people to dinner?"( y' r$ N# k+ J. P4 B
9 X1 Z/ f- S4 YCheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines! |
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