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Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :
2 S4 [' Z3 X; h; Y1 c/ _- {: f3 b"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
* ?# y8 z5 D A3 s+ @Harold is his name.
& T X) R! u1 x2 o4 y4 nAmen."$ i( S) E* i8 ]+ W6 b$ }
' y, Q/ m. H- z/ `8 ~) \7 z1 \A little boy was overheard praying:/ h2 ^ _' S9 z: W z0 {7 m0 {
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
1 i' }" t: Y* N' }6 Sdon't worry about it.
7 o4 c. W" _$ C7 n- `) FI'm having a real good time like I am."% Y# n6 k4 r, I# W
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After the christening of his baby brother4 @* O' p. n, c, U
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
2 ?' r5 O' j U( O% u: u. T( Ain the back seat of the car. His father asked8 ?' b8 `' E$ w& `( p
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
& N9 [% ]/ w5 Tboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
! E0 H5 u9 Y9 U0 n$ |. Hus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted' _! d' i* Q- o; S5 V' d
to stay with you guys."' c8 y3 B$ m; T; C
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One particular four-year-old prayed,3 v! k& Z9 ?7 N w
"And forgive us our trash baskets as+ `+ j8 x2 \! o Y/ v6 e$ a, Q
we forgive those who put trash in our
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; ?" f- ^2 o6 y3 IA Sunday school teacher asked her$ m z/ c1 m+ f+ B6 y5 T+ S
children as they were on the way to- i. ^! ]( J9 C# y* S8 q# I
Church service, "and why is it necessary: K( b" _& u3 w- e9 g& z
to be quiet in Church?"9 S( Q+ ?( X x% M8 ]
One bright little girl replied," u9 u X6 [ g
"Because people are sleeping."
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* Y" {/ A }7 s2 I5 JA mother was preparing pancakes for2 d( F7 K$ E6 G" i& W9 F
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
- Y j" n) F. O* rThe boys began to argue over who would/ P5 h* p$ ?( `' \8 Q( V# S
get the first pancake.
\3 }1 a+ ?3 t- }. vTheir mother saw the opportunity for a/ F8 X- f$ C1 v% J0 }. g* B" Z( \( N
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
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first pancake, I can wait' ."
/ j$ d: y# c! B& gKevin turned to his younger brother and
3 m2 l! ~( h( g2 V, {" Esaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !") v8 {4 K V$ Q, |& k `+ ^ ^
4 E# ?9 d* U2 a& v C5 {A father was at the beach with his children- ~ a/ q; i, Q
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
" d% q( m* ~& I5 t0 C8 f: Ugrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
# s2 ]9 A" t' x) qwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
9 Q% m/ F9 V8 R+ u( b' B R"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
; K" Y1 S& V& o9 w"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.( k; _* H6 M9 n) O
The boy thought a moment and then said,7 [6 o" I1 k: E* H* O+ G# N" }
"Did God throw him back down?"
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; _1 v* `( y" o2 Z: F/ T+ b0 _A wife invited some people to dinner.
* n" d( F5 f, R! P$ G( n# S! m# H4 oAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
; X+ [ y) [! `9 x3 c5 {2 Bdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
; @% A5 q" p& S4 T2 X5 Dblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
4 i# r+ _- S" dgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
! F0 z7 N0 @# NThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head, a& x f, ^+ G2 Z
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these! ~0 _5 [$ T. C" {2 g# f
people to dinner?"
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; j. z) \4 C0 r7 k$ c$ S6 DCheers!!!
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0 B2 _1 P n2 H4 NPeace, love and happines! |
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