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Kids in Church! `& {1 N: w$ ^1 a9 }, y! x
3 o3 I' ?8 S# L% {. [3-year-old Reese :
: u6 B# V5 x) J) D' X3 Q"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
8 j8 l# s& ^ m6 ^4 \* UHarold is his name.
3 ]) N0 T& D) `/ P2 J+ m3 ]Amen."1 S3 E7 A7 T7 }0 ~1 |
9 k# U8 ~' Y: Q1 T9 M5 a, kA little boy was overheard praying:
) S( i% q! X3 m2 z2 T"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
+ j3 i! O; m; N& Idon't worry about it.
5 q. }& q9 t3 wI'm having a real good time like I am."' B2 M9 u# ]' R, x5 Q' U2 J9 V; n
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After the christening of his baby brother4 x2 N# c3 E. n# a, w; C' r
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
' s/ w$ C' W+ g5 [9 r, _1 Tin the back seat of the car. His father asked" n. i( j+ T* B# G3 G) s8 v4 q k
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
_/ ?+ o) w0 |boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
7 h6 t, b' j1 T0 x8 ^% |: |us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
% V, [: c" J* J9 b R+ ~to stay with you guys."
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1 r* F# m; T1 k0 v- s1 y7 u9 tOne particular four-year-old prayed,6 {% d; b; ?& P' u
"And forgive us our trash baskets as3 a( Z- {9 c* F$ C
we forgive those who put trash in our
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; v2 v& ^8 I7 ?6 H& xA Sunday school teacher asked her
* G& m7 \7 B3 [* @' vchildren as they were on the way to) n, |3 w- R" c4 V
Church service, "and why is it necessary* p, i/ O) [ u9 |
to be quiet in Church?"; b1 G. {" S* A7 M( c: ^- J
One bright little girl replied,
! R8 O2 c" o7 \$ c"Because people are sleeping."
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7 w6 X0 h4 r/ D3 }8 t' l% V$ e% T8 \A mother was preparing pancakes for. P \8 D/ @4 G. X2 t
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
$ O) z9 w' r5 F$ w$ J. |2 w$ H3 RThe boys began to argue over who would3 p, e2 b, N$ q2 a$ D$ @
get the first pancake.
- O0 D# Z+ F% F2 B: h) H2 b0 ]; [Their mother saw the opportunity for a
3 ?# Q0 _5 q8 w) K8 J; |6 f0 Dmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He* Z3 B8 ~/ C5 Q- Q' p
would say, 'Let my brother have the
2 \, d1 i! x- Y" r: V+ R c" zfirst pancake, I can wait' ."
% ?# l0 F( H/ z5 z9 m7 o! K" C. \Kevin turned to his younger brother and
7 a3 W6 I! Y1 A* [6 V( psaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !", \, v6 m) @; j& C) ^
+ R$ Q+ R. d: x. Z8 HA father was at the beach with his children
" O! y N; u! N3 S, J! B8 i9 ?when the four-year-old son ran up to him, A6 }+ F4 j1 ^2 m& s( b; G
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
2 X, A6 l5 n" I+ xwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
6 P5 k( W) a, A6 e# g X$ i"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.5 o8 ]0 x( P: Y9 L; u) ]# \
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.6 F3 G# w/ [7 T% p* M
The boy thought a moment and then said,
4 T' s' j0 K0 }- ^2 X) R"Did God throw him back down?") \) G/ @+ |1 r4 I2 O: B; M! T8 P
# w& D+ p: U$ }2 y& EA wife invited some people to dinner.' f/ q% B# Z3 |/ a0 v2 P
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old0 Y6 g k/ O( D* a
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the1 Y! m: O$ u8 Q' G. [" j
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The( v9 O& b) M. o, C
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
. X u3 r8 z; U7 y* PThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
& ?- j/ W: m3 o3 m+ s+ Land said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these' S+ S& m# i1 `' _2 G
people to dinner?"* d* ^7 }- u1 F O
* A% g0 [$ C' U2 i! PCheers!!!
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# O2 V2 v/ M D# vPeace, love and happines! |
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