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Kids in Church
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& `* Q; ~# I% J, d& d" W. D: |3-year-old Reese :* P% @" a) X) [1 m3 B
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
" o0 @- H, n$ }7 HHarold is his name.
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3 R x1 h1 u' S0 J+ Y8 e0 f9 hA little boy was overheard praying:$ r+ W% f7 N1 N' ^% @+ T; O1 g6 ?
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,+ ]5 k. S3 n; r$ e
don't worry about it.7 @* i6 g" y1 {: u8 @3 G
I'm having a real good time like I am."; j3 r9 J! \+ L6 e. G* X6 f
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After the christening of his baby brother
& Y7 {, x/ L; b1 k" U0 _9 n$ }% Kin church, Jason sobbed all the way home: Q# h; h2 N4 X, j& G
in the back seat of the car. His father asked9 e: ?6 r4 V/ ^6 t+ Z6 G/ _
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
+ V9 K- ?/ I7 M3 {boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
7 V4 B: e, c. i2 ]: |us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
& A5 k$ k$ } E' _& q- D0 [' Fto stay with you guys."
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* p3 _! L O% ^, x# v) o6 {One particular four-year-old prayed,2 N- T. C/ S; _' d
"And forgive us our trash baskets as) \9 U/ I1 ?6 i* e
we forgive those who put trash in our
7 Z: C. P; `$ v5 I0 ?baskets."
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' B7 R) a+ ^. B, P; y* ^A Sunday school teacher asked her
, f f) {( I1 \' |" Ichildren as they were on the way to3 m3 j+ w: {# L( N
Church service, "and why is it necessary1 v3 \. e: [! }
to be quiet in Church?"; V( h3 t. T4 _) v; s7 r& g; I" e
One bright little girl replied,
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3 Y" F6 c& y9 y0 O- ?0 ZA mother was preparing pancakes for1 h/ ]3 Y5 A' }- X
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.8 V1 c1 {1 C7 ?: E/ Y
The boys began to argue over who would+ ?/ b, |2 s. S8 f
get the first pancake.
8 w4 E% F8 v+ c# X7 i: R' w: vTheir mother saw the opportunity for a# m4 _) u. O3 a* R' E
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
' R- |1 o+ _$ L5 Wwould say, 'Let my brother have the
" h# |, q+ J/ ] t! jfirst pancake, I can wait' ."
0 J. Z! {; Y T: q; E& P5 I+ X+ xKevin turned to his younger brother and
* A: _0 m2 P6 Fsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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. e% M* M2 T" ^7 b: N- YA father was at the beach with his children
, y( w- [3 a) k5 [. ?when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
0 r, W- E$ t# W8 t% Agrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
$ R& s: Y `. M) [where a seagull lay dead in the sand.! X$ P w8 G' i9 C
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
. g; k' M5 q6 z$ m$ R"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied. Q4 U( ^0 X7 H" M2 f6 p! W0 B
The boy thought a moment and then said,% R/ ^1 {. ~; ]5 u0 `9 \
"Did God throw him back down?"$ E' G- u' Z6 E1 ^& v8 J
9 C# G9 q5 u* Y wA wife invited some people to dinner.6 h$ I* {# ~( P t ], ]) F6 C" A# _
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
3 R7 Z5 o6 X4 ^* U1 @! n1 ydaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
! b8 I5 p1 R5 P, p) Fblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The+ v# I( {% Q, o6 C9 L
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."% K# J0 ~+ Z& i* z- O
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
' ]" d8 j' m1 Vand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
3 S0 x$ n2 G7 y4 ^5 r* {8 A G0 ypeople to dinner?"4 [' E" v% j5 d$ R1 t: B% d
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Cheers!!!+ A! Z0 e0 N {+ U! S
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Peace, love and happines! |
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