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Kids in Church

. R5 ~7 J, O# \3-year-old Reese :
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
8 z) M/ v6 P7 ~& i7 r- h4 e; pHarold is his name.
Amen."
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# }  _: O% i6 Y+ ?+ X4 HA little boy was overheard praying:
% Q( k8 \! Q9 o9 J/ Q. ?6 ?# w"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
9 N6 U2 M/ q: h) |7 Qdon't worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am."

5 e: [: v% T6 t5 a. {After the christening of his baby brother
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
5 s# |, t  J: P1 yhim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
# j7 f4 h5 i3 }* D" vus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
to stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed,
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
we forgive those who put trash in our
baskets."

A Sunday school teacher asked her
+ ]2 W/ C: [& x9 E$ E6 m3 {children as they were on the way to
- F1 ^) ]7 }) |7 F& s5 QChurch service, "and why is it necessary
to be quiet in Church?"
, F0 n2 ~7 d# `One bright little girl replied,
8 Z9 r5 h' W/ I) L8 ~"Because people are sleeping."

0 }3 ~1 D# s: X% y4 S  ~: ~! @A mother was preparing pancakes for
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
3 ]  J+ l# R' ^/ }$ }* ^/ XThe boys began to argue over who would
get the first pancake.
1 v: H' q7 e. ~$ o# J- q: ITheir mother saw the opportunity for a
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
: A& I0 b! ]% j4 ^would say, 'Let my brother have the
first pancake, I can wait' ."
$ O$ t6 y! P  L& V0 U) ~5 r" o. FKevin turned to his younger brother and
3 _6 y3 e2 z" x4 V% isaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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8 S6 F, Y" h* |* I9 L2 g( hA father was at the beach with his children
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
% _. n1 j, q2 }: w, }2 J"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
% U4 B" _" B$ X/ d4 c$ P% SThe boy thought a moment and then said,
8 w1 n# a# p; y"Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
7 m5 y# K3 N7 H. pdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
9 Z- X/ A& l* r, Hblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
+ |3 ?3 l: C+ X, {5 |0 ^" t4 yThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
& o/ ?9 v- [9 _5 m. l: b7 Band said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
) p# H& \1 Z2 d' lpeople to dinner?"

Cheers!!!

$ C3 p) V8 }! a# {$ E7 T( m/ RPeace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

; m; W7 E& \- I+ v& z# Gaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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9 x8 b2 d7 }% f% s  O) y2 kRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
% ^% \/ l5 M, a7 D9 x"Don't be selfish!" I said.
' w9 u; n' [0 {9 yMy boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

- ]0 T+ A* {; z; V2 Aaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

, A7 z! ]* Z8 M0 z4 c& K* }Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
& W$ @" l& x0 L" A2 r" e: ?9 J"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表

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7 F# t$ I5 ~) X2 V# b8 U好好吃

1 N) F$ l& ^2 u4 b4 o2 Jha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

8 f: ]; a$ K% r/ O0 }aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
% o; }5 _2 _4 j& p1 J"Don't be selfish!" I said.
* m2 x- _2 p: {8 XMy boy's eyes turned ...

Aha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
0 k" L& [5 @2 }9 e8 j/ p7 M% n% z"Don't be selfish!" I said.
& E4 [0 p8 V9 E  V+ P' d+ `& GMy boy's eyes turned ...

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+ C) o  T2 P! i6 ?6 tThanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby