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Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :* Z9 G+ e4 `( A7 o9 _9 J+ K
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
+ Q! D: C. j5 _1 _/ n. P! y `: cHarold is his name.
7 C. Q+ k) t% ~% q3 P# s* l: BAmen." i! i& X3 @, Q; V: j
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A little boy was overheard praying:
5 o& F: ~# _' ~( u" E"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
7 X1 M9 v# z _don't worry about it.; t/ |' B; U$ v! z# c* w
I'm having a real good time like I am."- K. t" {- n$ ^& e! H" p
2 \, l, k" i3 G9 p0 B" tAfter the christening of his baby brother
. L o5 }% j/ P. m+ Tin church, Jason sobbed all the way home2 ~, d3 l8 T, s& _/ Y$ G( u
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
5 H2 d& i5 s, f( z* m; Ahim three times what was wrong. Finally, the4 b# f' N" N8 Q5 P
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
1 r, V* {: X* S, N) N' ~us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
" W3 k0 \6 M" r6 ^ c) U7 Pto stay with you guys."
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6 K+ j5 I& K" ^: q7 ?, Z7 }9 ]) E' ]One particular four-year-old prayed,
+ c; g) T/ A( g% p6 p9 t Y! m- ~"And forgive us our trash baskets as
" T6 {1 U' r5 l$ |we forgive those who put trash in our+ K0 J3 P! w' h U& Q% c/ d6 a
baskets."
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
" J, t* t3 e, j: U% e7 lchildren as they were on the way to3 p' ]6 x. H: D1 X4 x9 g; V8 ^8 ?
Church service, "and why is it necessary$ H8 P$ L6 F! C
to be quiet in Church?"! }- x3 m* g8 X" M, ]6 H/ {
One bright little girl replied,
: D# Z$ s2 ~( s ?"Because people are sleeping."" |/ A8 A" q& j$ }9 I
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A mother was preparing pancakes for7 f- ]7 o! J! V( ]6 C9 U
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
, R4 q: v4 a: |7 F+ p2 uThe boys began to argue over who would3 P( U3 b+ [' o$ T7 d6 n
get the first pancake.$ q, T0 D6 G2 c+ o6 V/ ?. b% \. w
Their mother saw the opportunity for a# u7 b; Z, R$ a
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
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first pancake, I can wait' .") z/ q* {( s* M2 J. k; G) S
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
?- `& F( @3 X: o" |. d1 G2 Q% Qsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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/ F2 h4 g( [. t: i% D7 {, KA father was at the beach with his children
# }# N7 b, I) I+ w) Vwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,+ y) \' k) K: y4 H6 \4 |
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore! t4 ]! n. v1 i& n: Z# A
where a seagull lay dead in the sand." |, Z! y* m* Z$ P* [
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
% ]! I( R6 R+ {" z# Y"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
& x! b& E7 L. G& ^6 N' k0 fThe boy thought a moment and then said,) ~* w: `3 W6 a
"Did God throw him back down?"3 V# P& J- m! D' Q
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A wife invited some people to dinner.4 `/ t' ]# @! L$ ~
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old/ {; w/ A9 j) x5 t: C0 ^
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the, H8 D. N2 ] `2 c
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
. u4 {5 j% I' C" r. _( M$ Xgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."0 v- v6 o0 w- X( ]
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head! r! T; U/ j; O6 Z
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these2 ?3 ?, |3 T; m% K
people to dinner?"/ o. u- R+ t" `9 l: a7 d: e
$ R; U8 Q- e6 s& Q" ^$ pCheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines! |
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