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Kids in Church
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h0 ^1 S: m/ W2 B" w* ?+ H3-year-old Reese : T0 n6 K! D% `, g% i- W
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,+ _2 H! Z8 d; _
Harold is his name.
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, j3 ?! S, R9 FA little boy was overheard praying:. r- F# B8 S9 C, T% C
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,8 x e$ F; Q% |# t4 J' G4 e) v) d
don't worry about it.* m! |/ j; M" v0 G) g" K
I'm having a real good time like I am.", l. F2 R# m# w q: V. O
* D7 E# V% r( F1 U% E: ]2 u7 u l* R) dAfter the christening of his baby brother
+ o q% d3 V* v; hin church, Jason sobbed all the way home
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him three times what was wrong. Finally, the1 i- p, u: y6 J3 R6 q. e
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
& S! Y, k5 U1 a5 v, g t8 h `% Kus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
: p( b4 o: G6 E2 Jto stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed,
( C/ t& o8 u5 S2 t+ ]/ I6 ^- a"And forgive us our trash baskets as
/ O' w' M* p) A! ?we forgive those who put trash in our
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A Sunday school teacher asked her2 R7 q, |* a. c* M u
children as they were on the way to
6 Z1 r- Q% @& f8 j5 dChurch service, "and why is it necessary" z! l6 o. @& L$ _, Q
to be quiet in Church?"' l0 V* u% [& G) ~% A p
One bright little girl replied,
. Y$ I; O/ L8 ^6 Q$ m* z2 O& k' R$ z"Because people are sleeping."# e4 [; ~3 [2 ?2 {; d
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A mother was preparing pancakes for
( M/ E6 G, Z; J/ J2 zher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
$ p7 b7 p$ T6 d2 J3 t* gThe boys began to argue over who would( f! S/ _+ |8 f/ C, l% M, Q2 w
get the first pancake.
3 ^; q) P% f6 ?! P9 l. UTheir mother saw the opportunity for a6 |* g8 N6 s! f) M
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
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. R$ V' X5 G& } `first pancake, I can wait' ."
+ X6 |5 ^1 q" t1 C$ X* Z$ y2 eKevin turned to his younger brother and
( _( {& N& F/ }" ^( Q- i9 G& wsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children6 s9 J% x3 H5 F: m4 o2 q- F& d
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,, e) M; y# D) k/ o0 D
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
: U0 y& y. _ d O6 }where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
3 [( o% Y% @) v5 j$ x"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.6 G: f9 d J* v+ X8 r5 p0 s! `
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.& o. X; e! N3 N$ V/ W' T
The boy thought a moment and then said,
# S9 t7 `* h( w' e4 ]5 g"Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
9 v& ]" [2 z# K2 A' r: AAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
$ `6 d6 Y0 t: f% {5 idaughter and said, "Would you like to say the0 ]' ` k! M$ l2 K
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The! P5 O; f* v# M; `# b: U
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."0 G* ?1 y9 r1 r: i9 Q7 Y, T2 ]) Z
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head' S) a. d" y6 z! x9 `( i
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
: _9 d0 S. }% K6 y+ N ~' ~2 Gpeople to dinner?"
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f: U5 }" Z9 N& k# lCheers!!!
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* M$ I |- H9 V8 @; fPeace, love and happines! |
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