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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church
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: l9 b; X) ?- W2 B3 N3-year-old Reese :
& Y, J  v& D6 F8 L"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
: O# ?7 C5 u2 ]+ B% _) y5 ]Harold is his name.
; [$ h2 Z8 n6 n+ h/ Z3 hAmen."" x. Z! O* \$ C: x  I

1 W: Y: L0 l3 ^3 I2 g0 O. BA little boy was overheard praying:% `+ c2 g  i7 o# l$ J2 m: b
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,8 j4 p# V* b- f$ S4 y5 ~* ^2 X
don't worry about it.; }# F0 B) v. m, L
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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, k* y3 \0 S( ~# y1 m( N) g- l+ xAfter the christening of his baby brother) U7 A$ h" D5 m) q2 a
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home2 M& o4 Z' i- h$ l- J6 m4 w9 M
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
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boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
7 _0 e' y8 i' r, W! J8 i2 dus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
3 Y1 _1 c* N  o! }+ qto stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed,; o' e8 p% e" [% t/ Z  {& p: ]8 g
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
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2 T" ~, _) `! @3 r$ f4 H4 d& qbaskets."
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A Sunday school teacher asked her/ i# b+ J% E+ q1 ~) o7 ?% _
children as they were on the way to" b6 J4 v! l- x  d' q
Church service, "and why is it necessary
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9 W: M, x8 ^2 p- o( J; I( O- U! FOne bright little girl replied,/ i' ?* S# _4 u) z0 q
"Because people are sleeping."* i9 `  @: q! E  g
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A mother was preparing pancakes for8 f+ e4 D% \3 z; B% i
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
* q% x6 s/ W* V7 gThe boys began to argue over who would) J( D/ ~% V+ X. j; c
get the first pancake.
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would say, 'Let my brother have the
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1 F7 j  p8 x( K0 \% HKevin turned to his younger brother and
1 F2 O( H, y+ O% Y* V  [8 ]) xsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children- p; _$ e: v+ M! |3 U/ I7 ~# ]5 ]5 t
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
" w3 A  h' {2 c9 xgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
. s+ q) h& }1 {, Zwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
6 y* L1 z4 H& m; K7 L"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
' {$ p/ z: N( U% Z6 A% ]"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
2 ?, k" v6 s" j+ GThe boy thought a moment and then said,: B! s- p; m' {
"Did God throw him back down?"% o3 d; r3 y  G* u4 {$ T! B
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A wife invited some people to dinner.- Q& r+ w0 \% E& K+ G# _) q
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
: B/ @1 f2 c6 _# r& O& |daughter and said, "Would you like to say the- Y; I2 `9 M# s6 {# o
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
7 w6 W* o7 F3 ^$ T0 Pgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say.") k: M) x$ ^* P* c
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head) l: w7 n( r- r& ~0 V* [
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
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Cheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
* _# S1 q5 f4 F3 IVery funny stories. Kids are so cute!

; M& O! W: a) d) b  I2 {! C& Yaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: * i4 y; d( h, u$ s# Y- b2 P+ p9 t; t
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.3 P7 x, z  ?% E) A& P
"Don't be selfish!" I said.5 u$ c# v8 q5 x! l" d% C
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!" ) E, y* U8 B$ b$ G& \. y
I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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7 l4 M8 c8 c) n; F4 s2 gaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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# ]/ Q/ q# e# o# [  v" N# }Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.; M1 L$ V$ p! d1 [
"Don't be selfish!" I said.; z9 `& J- Q- a2 v
My boy's eyes turned ...

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好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表 ) o3 D! x0 s3 H+ s- ~

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好好吃

5 C) N: }+ J1 eha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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7 s7 z3 w3 {& Jaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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$ m* u( F" G/ Z! SRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.% }3 n( x( V) ^: X3 i: Y* h1 D- _
"Don't be selfish!" I said.& M9 j! V; J3 S( Y" R: k
My boy's eyes turned ...

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Aha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 $ h3 A, z7 a- A) ^1 S; e
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct." U' }0 b: |: R5 P& [& }" j
"Don't be selfish!" I said.3 T/ d+ Z- i7 z7 y
My boy's eyes turned ...

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Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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发表于 2008-2-20 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
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