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Kids in Church9 Z# r- q5 l9 L. B8 m- e0 S0 n
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3-year-old Reese :
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Harold is his name.
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) a. G) e+ z7 |# N/ ~5 R5 N% ?A little boy was overheard praying:. b4 z7 h4 a- ~6 s% [2 f }: o
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
" ?% n1 h! n; W9 y% _- c F! s4 h3 ]don't worry about it.6 R& L7 H' Z3 R$ k& R+ e4 w
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother0 G" H0 ?0 j% E( }0 m
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home# W% T' u7 d; u" C$ L% ~- y1 `
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
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boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
' h2 y' p9 e* A; b+ |us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
7 U7 [0 h4 ?# W9 d$ mto stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed,
( J1 e# s7 S) ^) ]6 K1 L; r"And forgive us our trash baskets as! @4 R" u5 ?- ?3 P! P2 }* P! D
we forgive those who put trash in our( M. T6 J. u) u, U8 f; ?3 `
baskets.". z5 h+ U8 w# h
# T {& E7 \ T$ ~A Sunday school teacher asked her
E* f: z$ y- M) i1 Uchildren as they were on the way to
# s/ H$ j* E0 h2 O7 yChurch service, "and why is it necessary' f6 c' {3 X/ R
to be quiet in Church?"
2 a8 v& Q: d# s9 OOne bright little girl replied,( k4 _& X# O# G; {
"Because people are sleeping.": K% l& W0 R2 t" ?; W
3 e# Z, |6 k/ e$ u) C% Y) p/ EA mother was preparing pancakes for
6 p- s5 Y8 a/ k$ _- C6 |her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.) t: t9 V. v5 p1 M) l, G+ n4 l
The boys began to argue over who would
1 _% q5 x X; i# m3 @" E; sget the first pancake.
+ J( @' U1 T0 L% p% wTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
$ G& Q- v0 a/ jmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
+ Z% [" N+ [/ ewould say, 'Let my brother have the' X* V: _, I. ^! w/ }0 A* u
first pancake, I can wait' ."
! i: o% ?+ Q" H6 L* {% Q2 @Kevin turned to his younger brother and* S5 ~/ r5 L/ ^+ C+ Y2 C
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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: \+ @- A" s N% A S8 aA father was at the beach with his children6 ]/ r: B/ T r# B$ M/ B7 K
when the four-year-old son ran up to him," Q7 U' X& x* C* D4 }; E
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
$ |8 N* o( n/ @0 U* `: f: Wwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
& C# J+ S+ U4 L6 W4 W8 M"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.. t% J. \9 f8 E! y8 G( o
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
4 B1 ~3 `+ J$ p. _! wThe boy thought a moment and then said,, b8 W" q/ c- ^ `7 C
"Did God throw him back down?"
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2 G; g2 @' R3 e0 KA wife invited some people to dinner., U% u- V/ ]% ?- l
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
/ ~) P' Y; X/ L# ~# M/ P/ Edaughter and said, "Would you like to say the0 y4 X: B. ]. M, |# Q0 v
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
& J! ~; O! a6 | }7 A" qgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
4 M8 j: [( P+ v. q' [9 G+ O+ U' qThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head/ [) k8 h8 f. D8 b; d1 P
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
" B& ]/ n% s$ A+ @people to dinner?"
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Cheers!!!* x+ A; j! p* J6 h) e
$ c) c& G: \3 W4 N! LPeace, love and happines! |
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