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Kids in Church
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2 m0 @$ \ z, s& H3-year-old Reese :
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Harold is his name.8 h9 C+ E0 M, }& [: O
Amen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:
% ~1 P8 j p* i6 D; X- s% |"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,' C/ U) B1 p+ D- w
don't worry about it.8 m9 N b' P: c0 n' w
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother8 B/ }* V. C& d: A
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
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boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
7 Q& M; I( P. [, pus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
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One particular four-year-old prayed,
8 q5 R" {3 t! T"And forgive us our trash baskets as
6 j1 ` j$ X+ |/ }8 xwe forgive those who put trash in our
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0 N0 R/ P3 T% ~- x6 @4 qA Sunday school teacher asked her; F n: P- P$ S) d1 d
children as they were on the way to7 m% j' S" K/ q, U# ~3 p
Church service, "and why is it necessary
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One bright little girl replied,+ B" k; m4 ^/ ]
"Because people are sleeping."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for/ }+ ^$ A# l, ~; ]8 @
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
" [- h) b* U. h1 A5 C0 F( i' G5 S; BThe boys began to argue over who would
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/ _. P! m) ]! {$ s7 A; @Their mother saw the opportunity for a9 I8 u/ b, ^$ m- d8 E
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
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9 f8 x7 L) [" s6 S2 sfirst pancake, I can wait' ."% _7 d7 \6 y% |7 f
Kevin turned to his younger brother and+ C( R; i; ~3 S2 a: P
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !". j* Y. n) H* x- P, J7 N; R
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A father was at the beach with his children; [$ l! j# y# l$ z* d
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,. O2 m, U2 K; X/ b, ^1 N4 ]
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore2 I- F2 k8 d9 G( y
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
. R) ?; E& M. x, Q/ M"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
O! a7 \5 R; q7 G"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.1 Q6 }7 p6 U- e- ~% Q8 I/ {
The boy thought a moment and then said,0 p3 f& @3 r- g! b8 O1 `' J" x
"Did God throw him back down?"
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2 z9 B/ X! A0 iA wife invited some people to dinner.
! n8 y% W+ v% O |At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
h% G- L: }+ ddaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
. j) s( ~3 D# l4 i& p& P2 R; Dblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
3 X$ _2 ^ x. _3 W: o$ n7 y7 fgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."5 l, b: g" f/ x: _# K/ E4 v; e4 L
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head4 \( G6 {7 L2 m
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these$ I4 d, U( T" [9 q# i( X
people to dinner?"2 ^' v6 s0 W, \+ l. |% w
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Cheers!!!& i0 Q B: L6 K8 L4 _
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Peace, love and happines! |
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