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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :
2 R' g$ [6 I6 ~5 T"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,7 X" N: ~6 f* q) n
Harold is his name.! P1 w  @+ h- u" e; q  K
Amen."; R6 ], y5 [5 _( _7 U% ?  l: N# |9 _

0 B9 K+ }1 @* Q2 v# P# ~A little boy was overheard praying:
. a$ G. ~- a. s& ]% G( o"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,9 \1 u! c+ h1 K$ s" v& m
don't worry about it.# ^3 q7 L, b/ z& C7 G6 i! j
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother9 i  ~: I1 P. I* t' J* ]
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home- v' H1 p; y- ], q3 E5 b% u/ a3 Y! o
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
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boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
" Q! K# |( x+ t: C' J0 f0 L2 Pus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
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One particular four-year-old prayed,+ W* V) I& Y8 D; v! e
"And forgive us our trash baskets as; I; ?1 n1 w' y  M- ^8 z
we forgive those who put trash in our1 x1 _; A7 }" C# w
baskets."
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
2 s/ d6 _" C6 b- K' v' Achildren as they were on the way to
7 T& a) f4 V# y! t% G$ Y4 xChurch service, "and why is it necessary5 _0 {- L- l) G$ A$ W
to be quiet in Church?"# f' A( J3 q: R+ i* v% ?* B
One bright little girl replied,
+ L; i- C& S/ W6 D" U2 A+ _& w2 I"Because people are sleeping."- H9 k5 S! G1 Y6 _3 F
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A mother was preparing pancakes for
+ b, h1 n2 n6 Pher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.* D; U' `+ j9 \
The boys began to argue over who would
8 @0 {' E. j1 w$ aget the first pancake.
: t+ f8 j& X3 H/ }7 a! mTheir mother saw the opportunity for a6 \7 Z* s0 |( d' Z+ G) s
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He+ ?9 C: {* `4 n4 b. n1 J! l) u) ~
would say, 'Let my brother have the
- \4 a, p& b) j/ _9 v9 y& Ufirst pancake, I can wait' ."
; z# S1 `, o: E! f& H, wKevin turned to his younger brother and+ p% K7 v/ Y' w7 @
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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& v& `, E/ o/ v* N( n/ eA father was at the beach with his children
2 J6 j! u  w4 X) fwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,3 [( G9 @8 f2 H7 f; m
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
8 |2 e' ^5 o0 j; L' A  ~where a seagull lay dead in the sand.$ u) Y' d5 n+ b4 X! o
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
8 j/ S" s  l7 d4 p9 F& `! n"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
6 P) D$ E5 D; D* A# z( G/ XThe boy thought a moment and then said,; U" C9 F* F* `
"Did God throw him back down?"0 W% M6 j. {' ~; E

% w0 v; ]: m0 M0 d4 e6 FA wife invited some people to dinner.
; J6 u/ F6 F8 i+ A/ iAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
7 U* w$ Z* v, b. zdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
7 Y! I% J- h" u6 {8 Jblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The8 h$ c- y( u( Y% V+ e8 j/ k2 h
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
2 ]- O7 \& [  k/ F* w. yThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head7 b3 e: A! H" C# i& h
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
' E- V5 ]3 {; Z  R: Cpeople to dinner?"1 ?% n. v6 ~0 b2 G. ^# M+ P
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Peace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表 ! a1 {- Y( U) b) g
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: 6 Z$ Q- r. ?0 A# G
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
* z% f: K; E* I. r- L: B% |"Don't be selfish!" I said.& S# v: R  R4 `& \
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!" * g; x$ X( G1 X; \
I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 9 F/ c: I4 N8 Z. {9 r

4 S* Y2 L# W! U$ }+ A) |0 aaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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" l# M/ Y4 o- L" N* hRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.0 P! O8 |  E) o: P- R
"Don't be selfish!" I said.& Y; c) s' U' V7 J' R
My boy's eyes turned ...

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好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表 % k4 ]9 ]7 I% i5 L* p' H5 M, w
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$ i2 s; S  B, s4 `好好吃
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ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 " a' O7 `# N+ N3 i2 {; F

9 \+ i/ }( l6 g4 Daha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: 8 p$ I) H$ g' M, N1 f7 ]0 a
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
" ~: i7 s9 u% J- H$ Q$ B"Don't be selfish!" I said.% ^3 ?3 v: s3 d2 A4 j2 O+ k
My boy's eyes turned ...
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) Q8 k) w2 W; c: t( i2 {+ JAha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: % w7 N1 }% m0 B% u

0 W; T7 e: X* g1 i+ LRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
; |" }# P$ Z  S" B/ y"Don't be selfish!" I said.! G) \7 V/ ~9 d5 k
My boy's eyes turned ...
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Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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