可爱可笑的孩童

没心没肺

Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
1 y* e  @! o. @4 fHarold is his name.
Amen."

: |. E# e6 `- W7 J0 [4 sA little boy was overheard praying:
* {$ I' K, J: o4 \" Q% A"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
don't worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am."

; M8 x' h6 `% K5 D$ B" l% R" k7 VAfter the christening of his baby brother
" |$ H4 A! n  [$ j4 X' Y5 H1 S# C4 Qin church, Jason sobbed all the way home
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
6 T$ o! t5 [) y6 z% v0 tboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
6 ?: {. t3 ?6 ~2 `& ^/ p( ~us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
0 A* N7 x( \1 n0 C) N1 }$ ]' R0 `5 Mto stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed,
0 Y& i7 @" S! E0 }4 E% I4 R"And forgive us our trash baskets as
+ }) q7 R5 K& _7 Q1 x  @) _  Vwe forgive those who put trash in our
baskets."
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: H; V) y( T2 g. ~A Sunday school teacher asked her
: W+ N  O* n8 l0 E0 F7 |: Uchildren as they were on the way to
Church service, "and why is it necessary
to be quiet in Church?"
5 t: G: p+ m- t- z1 [9 D1 eOne bright little girl replied,
0 H8 W9 Q9 b) k7 ]"Because people are sleeping."

# b; `% b9 J7 r% s7 ~5 {& fA mother was preparing pancakes for
8 |4 R$ I- {- k: k3 Bher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
, U4 m, N& `& R1 r* QThe boys began to argue over who would
7 V% _) l/ }# h8 M: Oget the first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
% T5 `( z; f+ h$ F5 [* i7 Cwould say, 'Let my brother have the
: n; G2 |& s8 M& ~! X# ^5 _first pancake, I can wait' ."
( F* `  L* }2 l# V. v* bKevin turned to his younger brother and
8 e$ b  C" b; F+ G* \3 @said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
0 Y6 h- N& i3 ~1 L( s4 q: I  Fgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
0 m% k& \& x2 M- T; k# r2 W* S7 t"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
' U# [6 n/ j& A7 f3 V"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
The boy thought a moment and then said,
"Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
) P. S9 f+ I: X, b: oAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
" o9 |: A- D" Q3 Z; j* Q- Y- B3 Ldaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
; R* C  B( W4 z+ w" x& ]blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
$ A. ]" G2 @2 e) U7 MThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
' V: r: |4 s8 q! V& ^and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
people to dinner?"

) f/ S8 P, b* j  g$ LCheers!!!
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+ p& S+ e* l7 H1 U* G( z4 bPeace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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5 @# ?, b5 J% [6 \3 tRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
5 g1 v5 |4 {3 {9 U9 P4 mMy boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
$ e: z* _1 W; @8 l9 {' Y, j) wI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
9 b) x8 K* x7 k( ?"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

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' v* n" F" O, t' @- T好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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0 d* i) R0 L! T  gaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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; {: D4 M# _$ B# ^, ]Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
" g  i4 C1 n& O, B* iMy boy's eyes turned ...

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Aha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
, U! f) p, X! z) |9 N"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

4 [3 R. W+ i" f% PThanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby