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Kids in Church
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% w$ d- B. K* Y. m) e: m+ i3-year-old Reese :; l& R' T! S3 q3 R, x E+ ?; e$ F
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
+ i+ v0 H6 ~% }) t. n6 v; o, HHarold is his name.% ^& t" H1 c6 e+ P
Amen."4 X9 n [3 ?6 j% d5 `- Z
4 N) `) _8 x( F y/ `A little boy was overheard praying:# \& C5 l' Y7 F% Y M2 e& _
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,- K; N) S$ [. `1 w" l5 Y
don't worry about it.# v1 y, M* L; N" l! Y( ?
I'm having a real good time like I am.", a& E) r, Y6 Y F) ?% r3 O+ g a
+ d) u* ^, k. ?$ {9 AAfter the christening of his baby brother5 f- o9 H% f1 @2 y
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home" O' _, G2 ~- w |
in the back seat of the car. His father asked: y' A- q- [1 ]7 a4 U. _3 e' a8 ?5 a
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the, B0 O# g; G# |
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
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6 e2 p6 g7 L0 wto stay with you guys."* \/ \; q! y4 ?/ }
0 E6 G" b6 c Q8 R/ h/ OOne particular four-year-old prayed,
+ I1 [" @5 d* v2 R/ L L. f8 O+ Y"And forgive us our trash baskets as1 x3 k* j; G% H1 g! D
we forgive those who put trash in our
2 a8 U# P. w/ B% F6 j# j5 d6 G6 |baskets."
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
+ D! i8 ^9 ]! v& n1 w7 achildren as they were on the way to
( T1 V6 X, W) Q8 hChurch service, "and why is it necessary P+ m* M! f- C( y! {6 d) P# `: f
to be quiet in Church?"# `- {$ R" j y+ K% u5 l
One bright little girl replied,
) \8 x* ]* _& Y9 u3 ^"Because people are sleeping."& x! i% A8 v4 |3 O, C
0 n: G0 f ]5 ~" x) g" B+ hA mother was preparing pancakes for; P8 p1 y2 B8 k) g3 @
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.5 k- G' A, f( m% C, G( w" w
The boys began to argue over who would
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Their mother saw the opportunity for a) u3 k( G0 d2 R Z4 d; }# P
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He7 ^* P* h8 C) k4 ~# A, S5 R
would say, 'Let my brother have the
; ]# u7 B- Y: g. \; \first pancake, I can wait' ."- `( G3 o, ^( e. a& x! v
Kevin turned to his younger brother and- i' q3 [* [" I1 z
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"* }" m8 I* {; E1 p! z% }
: [2 A: N$ g4 RA father was at the beach with his children- `4 S6 V$ H5 v8 H
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,3 _. J% }9 ^6 r9 H" p" b+ b, d
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore5 V* _$ b7 ]" v% R/ t- I1 X9 d
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
: J; d' R7 {. i4 l3 |"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
! r+ S" v4 _7 i" O) u! `"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
' O0 S$ e2 j% O5 d3 X; k+ IThe boy thought a moment and then said,
) Z- S% I; b0 f7 Z& b4 \" i"Did God throw him back down?"" \0 ~# u* E4 P) O8 T3 w
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A wife invited some people to dinner.' o) ~, V7 R1 t7 b
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
# V) D+ O2 S6 zdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
4 T8 n: ]2 ^3 X( F1 s) l1 oblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
2 W: U2 K% ?! j+ ]girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."1 u$ p; X: R" B5 b4 ~! t
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
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people to dinner?"
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Cheers!!!
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7 j' v4 J( t- L' ~: {/ aPeace, love and happines! |
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