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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church0 q3 K# Y( L( v% e* H, W
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3-year-old Reese :; c" C# B5 D7 [( n: i
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
- m; l& O2 E# g% r0 j, K) {9 JHarold is his name.+ P$ W/ m9 w. \" a5 T9 T0 w3 |
Amen.") S; Z: _! {/ s* P

; b8 W  g( Q- g7 h$ q# SA little boy was overheard praying:
0 c; J- j) ?; N5 Y, l0 s5 w* e4 n"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
1 ]1 D: i' m/ U3 Edon't worry about it.2 _6 {4 e9 ^6 x+ }- N+ Y
I'm having a real good time like I am."1 i. C+ D8 ^2 L/ ?1 p5 |* y$ g8 C

" i# k, ^) ]9 E& DAfter the christening of his baby brother
8 B  ?7 S3 V1 q; S$ Z5 pin church, Jason sobbed all the way home
9 h' L. x7 ^+ L+ C& y7 h5 Gin the back seat of the car. His father asked
; X' N0 ?2 W! z; B4 Khim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
7 r' j6 J' H1 J' X) dboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
: U4 X0 C& R2 v& k4 O  O9 Gus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted* L0 `) C3 _. C$ D- p
to stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed,+ D. H( U' ~& D" w3 g) h$ D) U, `
"And forgive us our trash baskets as/ C' ]0 ^# e0 U
we forgive those who put trash in our
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
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Church service, "and why is it necessary
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& I% Z" f3 @( q) B: Z5 O5 H/ N1 ~One bright little girl replied,2 C2 u% e5 q* D, [. ]
"Because people are sleeping."- D, L8 A7 C: X2 E5 D: X

, ^3 }" ]$ i0 X( j6 |- [' uA mother was preparing pancakes for
2 @/ H: @5 I" P7 F& Oher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.$ g4 f' F0 E, I7 L8 g6 e6 L- m
The boys began to argue over who would5 j: ]7 @4 s6 ?! d3 p. r) j
get the first pancake.
& _) c5 @4 l. e) D8 D9 N- P$ G+ gTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
& C2 k- x1 n& Y" L9 p3 H+ xmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
  s  y8 W2 Y+ Y7 W$ Ywould say, 'Let my brother have the
$ \/ H4 ^; k5 C# t2 wfirst pancake, I can wait' ."
! q8 U/ G+ P& }2 T4 q# P) |1 {2 |Kevin turned to his younger brother and
  L( I( F5 ^1 n" k/ b0 s+ asaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children
+ |: [9 ?0 T% k6 Uwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,
; s/ l- G8 L# @7 Hgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore; F% L0 g0 M; n" S+ y2 A
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
# ?+ K0 y8 |3 d/ U. l"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
* N! Z" K2 {8 {0 d. u- b8 `* Y# e"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
% m# |. U) b7 Q4 O( `7 `+ r& H1 NThe boy thought a moment and then said,
  J* {  j: C0 S$ Z! s"Did God throw him back down?"
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( i8 g- A! F: \" `) T8 |9 e1 rA wife invited some people to dinner.+ r3 `' u5 j' i2 K& H/ F, c
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
$ a8 N; R6 e# m; ~7 l8 Odaughter and said, "Would you like to say the4 L# `# J# s2 J
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The6 @; I1 F! q3 S$ W7 X
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
6 F: x* m) O/ O! J" s( E- |0 H# yThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head  u2 D0 T* x) c3 C5 z: _8 [& C
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
: ?3 j" h) i/ p4 l3 i- T9 _9 Apeople to dinner?"
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Cheers!!!, P! w  N! E7 b' I& b0 F( C
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Peace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
( h5 T: p# H6 e$ c, NVery funny stories. Kids are so cute!

2 B$ v6 H* F7 B5 ^. M- V5 P' laha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
) D+ R4 S, |4 g+ `4 N; `# q"Don't be selfish!" I said.8 O: J  z; Y, \0 R- F; p
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
5 O3 v- c8 M2 c# a! L5 B' rI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 % A& o3 x! f0 M# W9 l

" M5 w2 ?& q+ ]! c% aaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: + K& p7 s% D7 g, J" c  ]

8 }6 R7 e6 }& e/ pRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.8 V: p; p) Q' g/ m8 D9 R: w* z' [$ m! @
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
$ S9 d1 w5 u7 t' x, gMy boy's eyes turned ...
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好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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好好吃
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ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 4 M( y# O: T4 y. C

( q( W1 O7 ?! ]1 [, o) saha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: % q( m' E4 {- A% ?2 x# o" Y! [. |
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.6 N! @  ?" q8 @# G3 p
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
  k% R6 K3 ^3 @/ xMy boy's eyes turned ...

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Aha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: / L2 Q* B4 k8 o9 v) f0 W

# a. i; F2 ~1 Q1 c5 ARecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
& J9 {, k) |2 m"Don't be selfish!" I said.
* `/ g$ X3 B% L  WMy boy's eyes turned ...

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+ o) |; U0 K' E+ X8 UThanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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