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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church2 S/ q3 d% o, H" T) s

/ |  c) u# i9 Y3-year-old Reese :
) N8 [& y/ y! Q) `/ V"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
! I1 p3 }5 A( ]Harold is his name.
% _: i6 v; V3 N: d8 x- H# TAmen."# U- Z* h2 t* Q* s2 U8 j6 L" N) a( x

- p2 A) T' I" ZA little boy was overheard praying:
/ Y+ E& Q6 m, J, U; n/ K"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
3 \! o# b4 K. P8 f9 J5 @9 Qdon't worry about it.
% E: m( O6 I( P+ c. II'm having a real good time like I am."" R3 b( P( b1 C1 C% ?; T6 |( c
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After the christening of his baby brother
8 S3 }0 L& b+ D+ I  g; A& \in church, Jason sobbed all the way home$ c5 _) g3 w! o+ A* l
in the back seat of the car. His father asked. F1 B6 a; O+ _. u' k4 M3 p7 L9 D8 l
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
1 M$ W1 v) Z. q3 S. l2 t5 l% Hboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted! `3 G2 e3 j* z2 W; p* L
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
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! v. O1 ]+ D# D* Z# z2 O. nOne particular four-year-old prayed,2 ~. C2 U' [% F6 t
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
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baskets."
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A Sunday school teacher asked her6 ~1 _1 R3 q! A
children as they were on the way to
( e) H; |7 O5 B- XChurch service, "and why is it necessary" L4 o2 Z' S3 `3 w. O+ j. A8 y. f' @
to be quiet in Church?", t) F0 A' P2 Z6 a; w  j
One bright little girl replied,
' l) n0 U/ Q8 ?. I) Q: l- n6 Y"Because people are sleeping."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for/ _4 g+ m: N) H4 I# F: P- P& K) {' T
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.: D" F  E! l$ H% A7 X5 k
The boys began to argue over who would
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Their mother saw the opportunity for a5 r6 [" P1 ~- E2 P) v' L
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
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first pancake, I can wait' ."6 d  ~7 B8 E3 R2 o) T
Kevin turned to his younger brother and5 C: V/ f- x8 ~, D3 H: `6 v+ P9 ]
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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- T1 R8 Q6 y, k: D2 B& \$ qA father was at the beach with his children
) n8 C! E* k" F) k8 a# Vwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,3 z- P! a0 W* M# A; o8 M6 [, o
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore) i2 G8 n: t3 }( I
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.. U. b( u& C' V
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
0 W2 S3 @; u5 I"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
2 O7 v+ p4 j* I) U* pThe boy thought a moment and then said,
* _) n1 Y3 V$ E) W5 ]"Did God throw him back down?"
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9 N: k) f" e1 O/ o+ jA wife invited some people to dinner.4 B5 t5 P6 O+ x3 G& x1 q& E! D
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old5 f$ U8 ^! E0 p) u7 D# b, @
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the( w: l' t: w& r) [
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
, E: H2 f7 `, lgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
+ f7 {: C3 t+ A! M# bThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head7 N$ N6 N. o! O* Y) m7 z
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these; [. ]( e! L9 h) R" c8 N0 n
people to dinner?"5 Q9 E8 K; M9 ?* s  \

' C# F, [3 U' X1 A; cCheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表 3 N9 |; O+ {' s5 U$ s9 h
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: 0 T+ U6 _- W# z. d
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
. J' D  o, P! m" q"Don't be selfish!" I said.4 A  {+ _% X" v
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
* i% _) ~! i( wI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.+ L# f( T7 c" W
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
9 D1 H6 C: k9 t! G& r( VMy boy's eyes turned ...

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好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表 0 t3 D* [: o: ]
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9 u+ K$ B( G; u# E+ i0 \好好吃
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ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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* w; Y1 Z1 K7 z: Y8 F! b# v5 p5 ERecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
1 |) I2 `1 Y4 v4 f"Don't be selfish!" I said.! J5 N; v2 y5 V6 \, p
My boy's eyes turned ...
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7 F: H, h4 ^: v+ Z; a6 U$ G& k5 ^7 OAha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 * Y: n- f& s5 W& d2 g
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: 7 a7 p5 T6 A. w* w  H- j

7 d- U1 n0 L3 N2 f8 U- mRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
" N% Q0 }5 y( C"Don't be selfish!" I said.! V: e  Z  `4 M9 F0 n
My boy's eyes turned ...

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Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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