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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :
) Q( W6 Z$ f# I+ z"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
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Amen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:7 `1 D, k: w* O" Y# F
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,$ Y3 i0 u. _) l) \/ [( g: s
don't worry about it.: o/ m. M) w+ J+ n& v: ]- c
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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2 m: Y$ k; `9 }& G  Q8 U# K& GAfter the christening of his baby brother7 b+ P; o  o' q& }+ {% G% a
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home$ m! i, H3 p4 L
in the back seat of the car. His father asked6 Y+ c9 Y( ^# l8 [
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the. X) r- n3 p- ^9 r* F, j5 Q
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
, W- p- r! L$ M- R0 i* dus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted0 [. G3 S1 |  W9 S* }! t2 E
to stay with you guys."- k. z6 F  M: c5 y0 b! p0 S3 ]
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One particular four-year-old prayed,
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we forgive those who put trash in our. `6 E! i& _5 \+ }  b* o
baskets."
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A Sunday school teacher asked her5 }7 H+ Z. y' \0 f
children as they were on the way to
, i4 o0 I. B) x/ Q& m% F2 ZChurch service, "and why is it necessary
3 h* e% |4 }' V4 `1 Sto be quiet in Church?"
" F6 O4 m* R' ~/ n; XOne bright little girl replied,5 {! z5 M/ S. _0 i% T2 J
"Because people are sleeping.", G2 ?8 W: \2 b8 ?) U$ G* k
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A mother was preparing pancakes for- q0 c! S) r# k& ~) |) g
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
- `4 d$ `, b8 m$ K$ v! j& G# O% t5 z( oThe boys began to argue over who would
7 C& x2 H8 p  z* f! t2 Mget the first pancake.4 R( e& K* p6 j0 b& E  i7 `3 i) }
Their mother saw the opportunity for a. E* w. y; c, [! {$ O7 C: q
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He% W) B2 F4 X6 H
would say, 'Let my brother have the
# ?7 M* C2 o" l7 C- M7 H9 e$ dfirst pancake, I can wait' ."4 |  k* J: Z6 A/ r4 D$ j" L
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
* p& K. f6 _4 W) U2 bsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"+ Y/ D2 Q" h- s

# T% |% ^/ W4 x4 Q+ m2 w6 Y( C3 ^* DA father was at the beach with his children
' M. h6 a9 x& R" e6 D0 S' iwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,1 C# }$ X. L! ?( D- g. |1 p/ X
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
% `2 n3 I' I/ U9 d3 V/ p( qwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.3 U! a+ b6 n" S0 d, v& w
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.; g) \2 a# ]# j% p, X
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.+ s5 }, H* t$ _& ]- s9 O
The boy thought a moment and then said,
9 U& I' P/ z  ]# u4 V"Did God throw him back down?"5 p7 R' G  j) c- N: t$ Q
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
2 h2 S& V: s4 Z5 nAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
. i$ R6 H$ H0 q# idaughter and said, "Would you like to say the' m* l% M# @4 o7 V: e3 B" w6 @
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
4 N7 h% X; B) egirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say.": Z3 V- P, F1 g  w1 Z3 u
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head8 D4 l, G  L3 J# \3 }+ U1 q
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these, h  _) b! v+ F0 F3 b9 Q
people to dinner?"8 g8 U! w! B- Y& [' Z( `8 I

& Y' s$ D3 n3 O0 E) dCheers!!!; m. i. U; W0 x# E# u! N

3 y1 a0 C! ], i* c6 w( oPeace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表 . q5 h- U1 f( V( K- o
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: 2 y# d- \7 F- B2 ^
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.5 y: K+ G& ^+ K, q
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
, b9 P0 e2 [3 t& gMy boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
% T6 f9 j6 W8 D7 N) g% ~/ sI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 ) P  V$ C% m! i! ?9 A, B2 }1 n! C
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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! N% S( E2 X9 @) i# y9 a+ {Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.: T; Y1 ]  D! C' s0 V
"Don't be selfish!" I said.8 y! p2 t1 i& e' D0 K2 @
My boy's eyes turned ...
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好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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好好吃
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ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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7 l# N# g4 c8 q) w2 H& Haha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: : C( f2 f: I  C6 Q  r6 A
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.! n& M/ _9 ^. N$ L7 }
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
3 N- D! K3 Z) i! V$ w3 N0 d8 AMy boy's eyes turned ...

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/ ]& m5 z, U$ }$ M% FAha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 & e  L  m7 h2 Y: }. C) D. c( f
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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8 |" h: Y- C$ x5 q" n' X6 ?1 oRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.( P, R7 @/ b$ i  h$ |
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
" ^. U. E. E, n' j1 G7 oMy boy's eyes turned ...

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  @* W* x) J9 Q( y8 ^1 z. eThanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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发表于 2008-2-20 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
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