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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church2 L8 P) F+ w" m6 ]
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3-year-old Reese :& j- d& c2 B, O% F! T
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,5 o: x1 `+ _  c& h. H- o
Harold is his name.$ [* w7 M+ \& J* d2 s
Amen."; s$ I" D* e" z+ q2 u1 q3 F

3 x% G) S' ]& JA little boy was overheard praying:) [. G3 B. f& Y4 R, L- G7 ~  [
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
, h; `* U; K  j: O% Pdon't worry about it.2 @+ p: x4 W+ e0 s+ z
I'm having a real good time like I am."$ K' @0 X$ S  Z) `8 r* }, n5 c! A7 ?! q
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After the christening of his baby brother
3 F" Z1 t4 F+ I, j4 ein church, Jason sobbed all the way home
$ y/ P+ i  I; X8 x+ Z6 z3 y: Xin the back seat of the car. His father asked+ A0 x- S) U' F2 i% j0 H
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the' }; ?  F, `/ s; {% d
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
) `4 f7 h, K" o. f' M' _us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
' F/ J) `7 `6 o0 F- Sto stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed,
) \: U5 f8 V7 ]+ _4 h. V"And forgive us our trash baskets as
, I, ?: P- s: w$ U( w  cwe forgive those who put trash in our- j0 J: j6 D5 X$ V0 T/ T
baskets."
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
9 K, w7 B2 b2 Y+ Fchildren as they were on the way to8 a9 u, h2 G6 h; w
Church service, "and why is it necessary3 W% W1 U7 g0 C+ ?
to be quiet in Church?"0 x7 g+ H5 M# Q( m4 }
One bright little girl replied,
2 @0 R  ?1 Y$ S/ z9 G"Because people are sleeping."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for: ]$ K4 m, c6 j3 W) f
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.2 ^( ~# L3 S$ N2 n5 M; x; s
The boys began to argue over who would2 E  Z8 U) O9 Y7 U: w1 h
get the first pancake.
: y3 g+ v& u4 ?! h$ [  iTheir mother saw the opportunity for a& o9 c: }9 u  u3 i& s: M4 e6 V
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He& W, k7 J: Z) `- }* O6 N; Y
would say, 'Let my brother have the
; J# ^  F: @6 o8 j: `$ xfirst pancake, I can wait' ."
3 w6 t7 b! P2 L, F8 E5 x$ l# xKevin turned to his younger brother and
0 B1 I; I$ N! }7 O. [- Bsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"! M6 K. C+ T( s2 @0 Z. A& g8 c

; r7 y! n8 ]) M" A- PA father was at the beach with his children, K8 U7 _+ R) c# M0 d- k/ D
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
& K4 ~) V, v2 s% _0 k% H4 h: Bgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
) F3 i: i9 z$ T- U5 Wwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.' |0 M6 [9 @4 L' @: {  |! Q5 r
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.8 c6 U/ H5 Z! j* Q$ \% q
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.! u% }! p& Y, U' l6 U1 L7 J1 W& {
The boy thought a moment and then said,$ |" ]- `  @& U- K6 T
"Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
: g8 J8 w1 Y) W6 }8 E9 L1 A. B+ MAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
/ D; Y2 z- V" x; \9 n$ ]6 \daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
/ T# c9 R8 U: f- z  bblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
2 X+ M8 _3 I3 ~3 C! o) {- dgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
9 ]. W  X/ v# ?: V8 E1 o! LThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head5 G, J) l* m3 d  Q
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
2 [& o7 z- ^4 j$ t/ n5 ipeople to dinner?"
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Cheers!!!: ]8 m6 A) \: t8 }

' A8 Y2 f! X9 D+ V: t5 iPeace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
4 b) u. @7 d# B) h# P. d$ w0 tVery funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: . q$ o# _: N5 {, D4 l
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.1 C1 d) L0 p; @0 _4 h0 S
"Don't be selfish!" I said.4 [- S, P$ A: e# J8 _+ Y
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
& r' L! i+ w. f* g0 f& r/ x- uI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: # U4 Z3 |/ q6 @) w

0 s3 U6 G# |7 [5 D- j. _Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
  t3 {/ Q+ E' r; m( a6 P, h& ]- p: _& _% _"Don't be selfish!" I said.
3 a, ?9 L2 z2 Y7 l8 lMy boy's eyes turned ...
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' q# P8 L  P7 ]好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表 ; o. R6 m( h2 E
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+ K* k: ^) v  v好好吃

! K4 Q% a; |. Gha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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/ V* F4 U# V& G$ w, ^. Baha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
: m4 Q, C+ ~- D$ X% W) a"Don't be selfish!" I said.: d! H) L' N# x$ o( M# s
My boy's eyes turned ...
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. B* W) j# n1 r  j1 ?/ s+ \  hAha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 " M- D( Z" k- s* z& d
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: 0 H9 I* d! A3 ^9 q: a7 r
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
8 E7 n3 N1 V& ~  y7 t3 ^"Don't be selfish!" I said.2 }: A4 P- Q% ]
My boy's eyes turned ...
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8 {$ F; ?/ N3 S1 j6 [* P5 T/ @0 z5 q# HThanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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发表于 2008-2-20 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
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