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Kids in Church5 d' g1 G: p/ X+ Z) b5 {
7 T0 J! t4 A" D3-year-old Reese :
% h, V. @( ?3 p$ j! z) h' e"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,; h+ b% U/ j" Q7 q
Harold is his name.
+ d0 D& I# W- G1 U# XAmen."
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2 ]! |( H5 ^! G! m+ g" I- i vA little boy was overheard praying:
; z! D/ [; o8 P, j0 r3 T( G/ i"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
9 n. l- O- U2 x/ v5 f& [5 ]don't worry about it.' i( x0 B$ c4 t2 n7 W
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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8 `, M. v' L: v; qAfter the christening of his baby brother! ^9 U/ r7 y2 C6 ]% @; {
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
% }9 y7 ^, Y* B& Q/ h+ Rin the back seat of the car. His father asked
& b# R* m: B% _him three times what was wrong. Finally, the7 |; V2 [' N6 }
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
3 H7 g! G' Z. M9 V( Dus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted. x7 z' k# \5 @: |& q/ p
to stay with you guys."
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; ^: N! }. s2 }One particular four-year-old prayed,
, g4 x! H, d( Y5 I) \"And forgive us our trash baskets as6 f: V8 q! Q6 n0 c6 P* o; x
we forgive those who put trash in our
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A Sunday school teacher asked her: V s# C' U$ \; D" n
children as they were on the way to& X/ x" U: ~8 N- u9 N4 F
Church service, "and why is it necessary
- L; [0 ?2 \6 Wto be quiet in Church?"! m) T# D# c; E
One bright little girl replied,
0 O' j2 q7 F5 s& [( l4 `"Because people are sleeping."
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5 i# _ R' ?- B' r% g/ p1 v- V. x1 m0 MA mother was preparing pancakes for
E5 w; c; \: o3 I. Q/ T5 X- pher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3./ t; c3 d0 v- i+ C" z7 |. j
The boys began to argue over who would
; P5 _0 A4 A6 q7 Hget the first pancake., ]8 I g7 s$ b% m; s6 o
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
- d0 y8 l" y% z: i5 I+ cmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He, O; b* c0 L1 C } o+ p3 q
would say, 'Let my brother have the
* I9 a' |; G% rfirst pancake, I can wait' ."
3 G! E; c! w1 I* pKevin turned to his younger brother and% L/ U1 @4 i# y1 @: B+ _
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !": _& B! d8 E7 y. j" H
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A father was at the beach with his children
& i) a S4 g! d6 V/ E4 Y6 u" pwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,
+ s2 c( P: z5 X; d# Ygrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
9 l, X3 o- }/ I4 G7 F4 Mwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand. _! J" Q, R% z' c+ f' @2 `
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.* \0 L: v a4 y2 u; v! b
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
: E8 M; W/ F" a) `The boy thought a moment and then said,$ f, \/ x- N) Q$ K$ Y4 K
"Did God throw him back down?". [7 { C$ h! @0 @
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A wife invited some people to dinner./ ~) @2 V" Q i& P
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old) ?7 D) J4 L0 `$ S ~3 K
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
. U/ P5 V- B6 }, q' S( l ?$ h7 Tblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The8 X9 H4 w+ M3 y, y) t
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
, _; b8 O0 y4 d9 a/ bThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head% s- c. k9 `; m2 d; t
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these& k; M/ P+ l" A, e
people to dinner?"( x' c+ K0 A7 U. S0 O
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Cheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines! |
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