可爱可笑的孩童

没心没肺

Kids in Church
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3 q- M' v" e' z1 i4 e3-year-old Reese :
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
Harold is his name.
Amen."
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8 P4 r3 m  K8 E1 R& C3 VA little boy was overheard praying:
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
don't worry about it.
0 F/ a" l% c" p5 L) Y' d) GI'm having a real good time like I am."
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. q+ z( Z& h: ]% p  yAfter the christening of his baby brother
8 J% A/ S0 q, {, K6 [in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
& x+ ^) d6 o3 b' yhim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
  p5 ~  \) e9 nus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
to stay with you guys."
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. M0 u/ y$ `% {+ HOne particular four-year-old prayed,
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
we forgive those who put trash in our
baskets."

" J% P( g+ _6 E2 ?) B- A$ DA Sunday school teacher asked her
3 O& k1 w7 D, nchildren as they were on the way to
$ Y. G* L5 o7 u8 {  k' D% F7 OChurch service, "and why is it necessary
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7 d5 }5 v; k: |9 D  c1 ?- @One bright little girl replied,
"Because people are sleeping."

A mother was preparing pancakes for
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
The boys began to argue over who would
get the first pancake.
0 v" `/ @8 i8 J2 G) }, UTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
would say, 'Let my brother have the
2 U( i+ U( l! D3 Mfirst pancake, I can wait' ."
' p# x- H, K+ u  B, q. mKevin turned to his younger brother and
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"

A father was at the beach with his children
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
8 l/ O& G. B% c) `- F1 k) {- Xwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
' ]7 i1 b  k5 `9 w% {"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
The boy thought a moment and then said,
"Did God throw him back down?"

* I; T1 q: l0 B! E) G0 a0 I1 }A wife invited some people to dinner.
; E% ^" a9 w( w2 z* ^, [At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
8 _1 `+ J+ V9 d: X# w$ m- tgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
+ m) ~5 O7 o; L. G1 P( _The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
5 X1 E$ `/ K+ d1 G& N2 Vpeople to dinner?"

- H# c9 @# K  z2 e+ R  y) D7 CCheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
2 P* E+ T5 t! [, V7 o) HMy boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
: ^6 B" O7 F" [6 n% ~& \* e; bI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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9 S2 b0 k( j, S% v4 ~! G0 iaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
$ t) t- P; \  m4 t" iMy boy's eyes turned ...

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三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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6 f, U# V# y- PRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

( f3 F6 a: p& C1 p9 L, u8 IAha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
  p/ d5 N; E, ~0 M; g3 C; ~"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby