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Kids in Church
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! |/ f. f) |, Z3 L K1 w3-year-old Reese :- w: p X8 E2 p
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
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Amen."+ h! Y" B0 j8 x% M
$ O0 ?) p8 I1 M2 c9 ^5 c! R t- p9 ]) yA little boy was overheard praying:7 v8 }" q: N3 U& k% E! ~
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,% O' W) F" M# l$ t N" o" }9 s
don't worry about it.% i2 y5 n4 P9 m/ y& R
I'm having a real good time like I am."& `, M( l7 B) O, q# W
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After the christening of his baby brother
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him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
( {$ L7 ?, d0 t4 [boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted/ [! ^# b3 `) A% O2 e; T% ?
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted' I- D# e7 v6 ^' f, U( N0 H
to stay with you guys."
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3 ~9 X$ o" O2 j: v" l# |One particular four-year-old prayed,% c# d; ]: X5 _
"And forgive us our trash baskets as5 v- ]( a+ x& ~) E) f
we forgive those who put trash in our
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0 @ h3 G- n* i9 r2 G; r+ j5 \A Sunday school teacher asked her
* h# u/ `# T2 h1 Vchildren as they were on the way to
) V6 o% v: }; l% u6 Q2 ^% [. H( C6 _: |8 bChurch service, "and why is it necessary# E! A- ~/ j6 A8 s: g
to be quiet in Church?"
9 E# v1 T+ v5 b6 ^8 ]' NOne bright little girl replied,
7 l) ]9 \9 O. \; J- m8 H1 {"Because people are sleeping."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for) ]3 l# `% h- N& S! f$ `7 E
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
: D4 J& ^0 c$ w" j! S6 EThe boys began to argue over who would" w+ Q _4 O, P9 X5 m: v
get the first pancake.( ?" T9 F5 \9 p
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
: H2 F& ]1 [" h# g. Omoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He4 n: f& b5 k+ L' W' S4 v: r9 F
would say, 'Let my brother have the; k+ O( h; D+ |6 `$ w
first pancake, I can wait' ."
2 n5 f5 w( |- B0 i) m4 xKevin turned to his younger brother and+ b: i% v' J6 s( D, M8 P
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"0 b8 x/ H8 p( {5 h! x
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A father was at the beach with his children
2 O$ o9 H; b2 T# Twhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,: q) ?2 P/ M/ }
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore* D) M; h$ P y
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
/ I: g- U3 l2 [% `: ?. R"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.+ F' ^ l& ?: m# A
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
; D0 O/ Q' [) T7 N# Z7 OThe boy thought a moment and then said,
* O a' S. Q6 U# |"Did God throw him back down?"
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; [7 r% J' b1 Y0 G; k% DA wife invited some people to dinner., ^8 Z" D0 g6 ]+ S% }$ B0 H, b
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old* g" P9 ]* z9 @8 c& |$ |
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the; B# ?- j, }& x+ M, J G' D- i
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
. ]& G5 G$ L! \% G6 ~1 P" [girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."2 ]4 f$ p) R" A' S/ I
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head+ a) e# Y4 @/ F7 k' R3 x6 N
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these a) V1 A& V" ]( E/ P1 g
people to dinner?"
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Cheers!!!# E# O. x! ^. ^+ r6 v" k$ X
l2 T( ]% F% `- c2 l/ OPeace, love and happines! |
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