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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church
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9 q+ H. ?' E# G7 B, d/ D3-year-old Reese :
8 i  R% N1 u8 D& E% V7 L"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
; b6 E* z. Z! ^9 r* m2 nHarold is his name.( w; J4 b+ Y: I3 E  x/ i5 Q8 X6 |9 p8 ]
Amen."
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; [- W+ `9 T, v/ s$ r# x# pA little boy was overheard praying:
; s: W- f' b- S, E"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,$ `/ E% r) J' U* f+ f1 q' R  J
don't worry about it.
- w  L) C' u- m0 z# C/ lI'm having a real good time like I am.", \% g9 o" v4 p. V( K$ |& F

6 n0 O6 }4 k3 G$ ?5 [' OAfter the christening of his baby brother  `. n# p+ [+ h5 Z  m0 P
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home9 u5 p, s6 ?  \
in the back seat of the car. His father asked6 J0 \* s3 v6 _* ^
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
' c9 K- s8 Z# @4 cboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
" v- V+ h. m+ Z# g: w% ?: hus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted6 K, \0 u: m* |- P9 L" k7 Q
to stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed,% b: f9 N& G# e1 x* ^
"And forgive us our trash baskets as$ f) u; |5 @* ^* [  ]9 c
we forgive those who put trash in our
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
6 i  q$ G* l, s; n4 t4 ychildren as they were on the way to  {6 y, Z) `( M
Church service, "and why is it necessary7 K: L9 m  U" x! R5 ]- o! ^
to be quiet in Church?"3 e  Q" Y+ _% {
One bright little girl replied,% Q/ g" J6 V$ Q' b7 F- q& @
"Because people are sleeping."0 f+ |6 P! A6 e( ]) {' t
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A mother was preparing pancakes for
2 }2 ^1 x. D  Q0 [2 U7 oher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
" ~; M' e& ]# MThe boys began to argue over who would
' T) S' C% D% q$ j! Z( Rget the first pancake.
* U; }4 _! R+ H2 o0 V* ?2 y8 i& w- b" mTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
% H8 H! F' J. @) w8 Q& C8 Tmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He8 m0 ^: @6 E. S: Z1 \4 @/ u
would say, 'Let my brother have the8 ?8 t1 D7 \, Q' n5 |
first pancake, I can wait' ."( n5 y8 X% Z/ i
Kevin turned to his younger brother and* [+ k) c+ g6 O( Z$ [& e* C
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"6 \: Y, ~; U) q' {+ r
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A father was at the beach with his children
/ z' s+ o# |! \: jwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,
  _9 J8 s& o" W' n" Agrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
3 u+ @/ R5 F, \- Z. ewhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
$ r: d/ [: c  T2 h7 W"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked., H4 q2 G+ N7 A; u
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.6 d* `. M4 j  T, v7 i9 n$ u2 S
The boy thought a moment and then said,1 _5 X( L1 P! {9 n: G  O  y
"Did God throw him back down?"
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9 s; p; W% Y& ^6 ZA wife invited some people to dinner.
$ N8 C  I( J! }+ l( ^At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
; S8 i4 b8 X' M4 V. Wdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the" B: G4 {) y+ y4 T
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
7 ?: j+ B( m% E  y: x0 ?girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."* g; m4 H6 [/ d. q: s$ n
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
' _9 K6 j* J: P" t& P) `and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these$ Z% k2 ]& A8 o, J5 N6 Y) [: Z
people to dinner?"; |  s. R6 N% T0 `$ M* C; e& T3 n
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Cheers!!!
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! _( M+ Z2 g7 M( fPeace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表 ) [7 V/ m3 w& d
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

# t& `! E& _7 ?- g1 C% Waha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: 4 j6 E- u1 V: K. E8 D4 i$ A% i  ]
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.+ {$ c! l& S! G5 q/ S
"Don't be selfish!" I said.. d, z# ~1 y( Y$ R6 `
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
  t1 j+ Q( i7 v" T) R2 E! vI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 4 x+ e- i& |9 P/ |3 `

- ^: ]$ \- x9 ~3 k7 ^  baha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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0 o7 }1 G4 u) uRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
( r: M. {; P' m"Don't be selfish!" I said./ F9 B1 `; g0 c3 p) T
My boy's eyes turned ...

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( l6 k* v* m) \0 s6 s, k好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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7 v, M( u' x; O7 ?好好吃

4 V4 f& C2 v+ W: [+ ?* p6 Q' @ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 - L9 \4 V/ K8 C+ N0 s

0 }3 R: `5 Z' c. maha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: - K" ^1 J/ X; h, r8 F
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
0 \% t( a1 a& }- o, \8 `"Don't be selfish!" I said.
: }+ t# u; B5 x- S! Q/ @- tMy boy's eyes turned ...
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Aha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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. b; O$ ~3 H0 K( k6 O& zaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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! s: e/ s* a: Q, ERecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
: x5 q$ e5 X) L' U1 s6 a"Don't be selfish!" I said.
9 T5 X! k% R4 E4 v1 d7 MMy boy's eyes turned ...

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; Z2 y2 [, n) w; z' B7 H$ yThanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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