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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church
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7 Z+ @+ \0 h& L) T7 M. x3-year-old Reese :& k9 G# Z' K4 n/ N; Q1 a4 s
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
9 ]# v+ s$ e! Y% ?9 v( gHarold is his name.
  B1 q; M+ x  s1 K1 T% g! G: G& rAmen."( [; w! Y, S) A$ l' ^
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A little boy was overheard praying:5 E0 I  Z+ M/ M$ G
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
6 _: V5 r# E+ g2 H& g: Kdon't worry about it.
% ~% r/ e: X; |I'm having a real good time like I am."  u  C$ w, ?7 Y% b' T
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After the christening of his baby brother
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in the back seat of the car. His father asked. t: U6 D/ C: s! ~9 P
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the. q4 A; I# M# o2 _3 E* t9 Q4 x
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
3 w7 W, u9 Z0 c/ Yus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted. @* P: C* {4 v  k, x8 F$ h
to stay with you guys."( k6 t3 U" ^) O) ?, v, D2 l
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One particular four-year-old prayed,! w. u6 @4 E7 `
"And forgive us our trash baskets as6 M# ]4 B; s$ F/ A$ \
we forgive those who put trash in our
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/ \$ p, w( g0 J5 s( s' F% x& KA Sunday school teacher asked her) ]$ ~0 C7 B" `& J- s: I
children as they were on the way to* }  n- L1 X( A1 {! v
Church service, "and why is it necessary
6 z) B! j% O* g& c. B: gto be quiet in Church?"
" Q6 i3 M: i1 OOne bright little girl replied,
4 G2 C& ^' C, W* n. Y2 Q. @7 _"Because people are sleeping."
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- }  p& a; v2 P3 t+ |A mother was preparing pancakes for
2 p( t/ t% f) b% W( zher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
  Q" ~1 W! ]; B7 {The boys began to argue over who would1 H' r. k6 E  \
get the first pancake.6 t4 J& n0 k% O; a; E& G. ~8 [7 R$ \5 w/ H: w
Their mother saw the opportunity for a. n: p) Z3 h. I8 H0 g) W
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He: p% }/ d7 A0 d; A6 c
would say, 'Let my brother have the
  P6 J, j! A! j3 Z6 `- T6 Zfirst pancake, I can wait' ."& @/ ~* `9 E, E. \% R2 L0 V0 }
Kevin turned to his younger brother and9 ^& T5 Z. U; O9 p: j
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children% F( g- [% ?2 q. [9 i) O
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
: ^9 u  k$ A- n# F# F: @1 t% X1 Xgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
' y+ P% r- Q8 w, K; R! _+ Gwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.3 {- t7 z* y9 a+ z/ J3 g! P
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
4 o5 X8 T6 l! u7 q"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
1 s$ z9 R; X! rThe boy thought a moment and then said,1 q* T% w- x. a
"Did God throw him back down?"7 _& D% r& x8 c6 a" v" Y) D

" y* f- a4 ], D) }A wife invited some people to dinner.5 p3 T7 |7 A5 P& g
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
; x0 d5 Q2 w* a7 a2 f* kdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
/ P4 a; E' _- k+ J. g2 G) b: r/ Yblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The" y) C7 g" r" j- C# s
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say.". a! z) e& \: H3 Z. d
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head6 d& Q2 k( i( R6 a5 b* L
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
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Cheers!!!
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1 l& ?$ r8 t( o! q! L1 ePeace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表 ; f4 Y8 p# e& K6 @
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
- B' r4 r5 ^, O- ~"Don't be selfish!" I said.
& @+ v' k3 ^7 U. p3 |# B7 b4 f4 H; lMy boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!" ) b: Q9 {3 s; z
I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 5 n# Y0 U9 G0 N0 j
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:   H& i5 E- _/ e6 u2 e5 _
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.$ f7 |+ u3 t& }0 W' g5 ]/ A2 f
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
1 }" J3 n4 U/ K1 W! wMy boy's eyes turned ...

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好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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好好吃
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ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: 7 L% R  K; M9 g6 p4 b" N' I" z) G+ B
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.' p5 j4 o7 k& h( |
"Don't be selfish!" I said.+ K' E7 i6 B+ O' C2 h2 h" c6 S8 M) ^
My boy's eyes turned ...
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Aha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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. g5 i; ?$ {# A0 R( U+ A" O7 _4 xRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
* p" w  F, N; L1 _- W7 ?6 S: o1 }"Don't be selfish!" I said.
5 u1 D, B' T9 t9 K% u6 X9 N$ N( I, |My boy's eyes turned ...
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Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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发表于 2008-2-20 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
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