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Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :8 r9 E4 I0 Y; {0 Z7 W8 s+ A M
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
1 y* e @! o. @4 fHarold is his name.+ U4 l9 {/ X- D& _( R9 Y
Amen."9 x1 j2 _2 ]% D0 u
: |. E# e6 `- W7 J0 [4 sA little boy was overheard praying:
* {$ I' K, J: o4 \" Q% A"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy," r% C; |" O+ i D# Q* B1 L
don't worry about it.% g) W1 I& p3 R: A, O; y
I'm having a real good time like I am."9 I1 r: ^ x# _0 Y. M" [
; M8 x' h6 `% K5 D$ B" l% R" k7 VAfter the christening of his baby brother
" |$ H4 A! n [$ j4 X' Y5 H1 S# C4 Qin church, Jason sobbed all the way home2 f ^% z! x- D9 I
in the back seat of the car. His father asked7 C# ]0 M* g2 M
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
6 T$ o! t5 [) y6 z% v0 tboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
6 ?: {. t3 ?6 ~2 `& ^/ p( ~us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
0 A* N7 x( \1 n0 C) N1 }$ ]' R0 `5 Mto stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed,
0 Y& i7 @" S! E0 }4 E% I4 R"And forgive us our trash baskets as
+ }) q7 R5 K& _7 Q1 x @) _ Vwe forgive those who put trash in our4 e# o1 }6 ^- U
baskets."
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: H; V) y( T2 g. ~A Sunday school teacher asked her
: W+ N O* n8 l0 E0 F7 |: Uchildren as they were on the way to0 j# l# H3 D n( c4 r! c/ s
Church service, "and why is it necessary# l% ^( x* }8 V6 ^0 b- N
to be quiet in Church?"
5 t: G: p+ m- t- z1 [9 D1 eOne bright little girl replied,
0 H8 W9 Q9 b) k7 ]"Because people are sleeping.") h$ g, l0 X' A) `! o6 b
# b; `% b9 J7 r% s7 ~5 {& fA mother was preparing pancakes for
8 |4 R$ I- {- k: k3 Bher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
, U4 m, N& `& R1 r* QThe boys began to argue over who would
7 V% _) l/ }# h8 M: Oget the first pancake.7 i" m# \% V# q' d7 t
Their mother saw the opportunity for a: [" P. j: i) ~* g7 I& _5 Q$ t2 k
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
% T5 `( z; f+ h$ F5 [* i7 Cwould say, 'Let my brother have the
: n; G2 |& s8 M& ~! X# ^5 _first pancake, I can wait' ."
( F* ` L* }2 l# V. v* bKevin turned to his younger brother and
8 e$ b C" b; F+ G* \3 @said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children( c" v3 X I3 h6 p- z
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
0 Y6 h- N& i3 ~1 L( s4 q: I Fgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore8 Q) F9 ^0 c( s7 ]$ e+ Q# d4 a
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
0 m% k& \& x2 M- T; k# r2 W* S7 t"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
' U# [6 n/ j& A7 f3 V"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.1 {; |; \% @7 w' [0 m# J, v1 H$ a
The boy thought a moment and then said,1 @0 `: @* Y, ^4 } P
"Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
) P. S9 f+ I: X, b: oAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
" o9 |: A- D" Q3 Z; j* Q- Y- B3 Ldaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
; R* C B( W4 z+ w" x& ]blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The& n0 I2 @& I ~% m
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
$ A. ]" G2 @2 e) U7 MThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
' V: r: |4 s8 q! V& ^and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these' o) F n2 W" g! d; u9 Q7 h
people to dinner?"2 p' q2 v9 k; E; q% |, q
) f/ S8 P, b* j g$ LCheers!!!
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+ p& S+ e* l7 H1 U* G( z4 bPeace, love and happines! |
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