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Kids in Church8 e7 c- s7 z6 Q4 v/ j* R
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3-year-old Reese :
, {3 j1 g- ?) J) M; g5 E$ J" m"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
8 |* k' X- [4 }( o5 LHarold is his name.
8 t# H" A, V; M, W& rAmen.") ]0 r1 O8 Z; ?: f4 n: J N
" O* P2 s2 V$ q+ s7 WA little boy was overheard praying:& C. h9 i( D6 e0 \: W3 e
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,! u7 l6 s) q; E7 S1 Q! {% H
don't worry about it. x9 B7 F7 ~4 B9 E4 V
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother
4 Q& R! C& ]1 Y3 y2 _4 Zin church, Jason sobbed all the way home/ O5 O# ]1 h3 ~( e1 P% y+ P
in the back seat of the car. His father asked3 w0 a6 R: L' f6 {
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
- y$ [3 `/ p& k6 A/ ?5 I. y7 mboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
- k8 L; S; ]( \9 O0 kus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
y2 `$ A: s! P1 x, u x! zto stay with you guys."
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5 ^7 {3 X% A5 Q! bOne particular four-year-old prayed,
7 K+ c6 n/ |& F. k"And forgive us our trash baskets as
: v" |9 E+ d. L. Y' c- owe forgive those who put trash in our
! k5 g1 X4 K- f% N3 f% ~baskets."
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
3 \1 w2 N. ?- d2 bchildren as they were on the way to0 S' p/ p/ H/ f/ v3 Y% { u6 `
Church service, "and why is it necessary& X# s' s- w; s; @1 {+ R& D5 ^
to be quiet in Church?"/ g+ }3 j ^ N2 G% b) Y
One bright little girl replied,7 H' ]' p+ c; j' }* C$ e0 _
"Because people are sleeping."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for
) s7 x" q# h" h' H' B$ t3 Wher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.3 f& [8 e, s. e/ _ w- D7 V' Q; o
The boys began to argue over who would
. U4 F( E" G6 M; S5 Tget the first pancake.$ A5 V6 S' r+ u( i: C
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
9 I2 O, U; u' f& Z8 U omoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He9 x- C& C! X& {1 m. r* s
would say, 'Let my brother have the0 M# [/ B. x6 k1 }) e
first pancake, I can wait' ."( _: F1 u1 d$ q: }
Kevin turned to his younger brother and- m; j+ _) l$ H, ^5 Y6 {+ R
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !". A7 P N; @) g; y6 C/ l) U
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A father was at the beach with his children1 u5 J; ]6 `4 _# {* X
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,* D5 O# W" D9 L5 X" J3 w' J
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
5 i+ q" s4 g. a5 swhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
+ ]9 T7 P9 C: w1 a1 Z"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
, E+ {$ p2 e6 W( s2 G"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.) \! p f( Z6 N# w; R9 g
The boy thought a moment and then said,& c" L2 ^) u6 U0 i
"Did God throw him back down?"6 d% d) ~- }5 S ]: G
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
- N/ F/ h% I: S* \2 s' ?0 s! ZAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
7 V* r# N& t7 j% v& t% S5 a6 g" u! {daughter and said, "Would you like to say the: ]) N& [* ^ r
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
7 e( G4 r9 ~- ^8 m# q6 Ygirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
( r' G5 |0 Y" A- \The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
$ Y9 j6 H8 j: u" z9 s( b1 u- sand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these n" C7 Z3 Y d
people to dinner?"8 p7 N5 x$ p4 [- L+ e, U
7 I* D% q6 q( L, p1 H4 `Cheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines! |
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