可爱可笑的孩童

没心没肺

Kids in Church
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  x  N( K0 g7 j$ ]5 L3-year-old Reese :
0 O9 @( |  j$ K"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
Harold is his name.
Amen."

$ w: N8 _9 e( v% m9 m* nA little boy was overheard praying:
' x" X% v! T" P  p"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
( u4 f/ l% o/ n$ y) N; Ndon't worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am."

After the christening of his baby brother
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
, x# l* b6 J% x0 Y' _in the back seat of the car. His father asked
7 _* O: }: i" I6 x) l2 fhim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
! u$ `' H' c/ I" S5 z1 ^, kboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
# {4 \7 O' b( n- b0 B* m# b! @5 ^6 Bus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
$ `" ~1 |0 K+ l4 z3 u! C9 ^to stay with you guys."
' {# |$ t8 ~4 u( X+ z* }
( G& q' I+ H0 x. N0 T! T% K: aOne particular four-year-old prayed,
! T. L  ]% H. `4 e"And forgive us our trash baskets as
we forgive those who put trash in our
8 l! N& p3 F$ Tbaskets."

A Sunday school teacher asked her
! Q. z5 h" s# T6 o/ nchildren as they were on the way to
Church service, "and why is it necessary
- N* o: g; Y5 G& dto be quiet in Church?"
One bright little girl replied,
* N5 [, j$ Y  v* q$ J"Because people are sleeping."

A mother was preparing pancakes for
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
The boys began to argue over who would
/ `! n, E* S9 ?0 l9 kget the first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
* @6 x* j5 k; M3 G& R& gwould say, 'Let my brother have the
first pancake, I can wait' ."
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"

2 m" k# K$ P/ `7 B6 l1 h. O2 [0 uA father was at the beach with his children
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
, e9 I0 ]5 y/ u9 A5 UThe boy thought a moment and then said,
"Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
9 V3 f6 ^+ C. mAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
7 J) w$ R% q# w- ~, ~blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
, `/ C1 e% ]* {$ h' agirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
0 u) Q9 A5 y, K7 g. L6 }people to dinner?"

. m' C: ]# O: M0 LCheers!!!
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1 P6 L4 R( O. W$ ~  l( ?/ fPeace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

7 `7 W) n( y4 {. G* q" mRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
, D( x- [/ U; T0 j. y" H"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
+ ~9 {+ v. h+ Q2 v8 ZI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

6 D7 k2 Q$ s0 {7 I+ H! M2 r1 F- Naha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
" _5 `) g/ Q/ G/ I( X% g& _
+ t% u. a+ U% xRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

( L5 F$ }8 O& Z% ?+ t好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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- P3 h7 b; `" f" s8 S好好吃

5 y- X# c5 o/ N" g4 u, f4 eha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
/ N/ x9 r" `4 l* V7 G) F, S
7 z; P- |  o( @aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
' t2 z: Z$ a+ n7 F2 R9 [
) R' C4 ~% w3 }- r3 K  w3 E; wRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
) B  E# J  X6 P* K0 I6 @. r5 `/ KMy boy's eyes turned ...

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# U' k# S5 A4 g8 s) ^& xAha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

8 M. M7 n3 m" \% O" ARecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
0 N8 z4 C1 ]0 t: {- r: ~My boy's eyes turned ...

Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby