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Kids in Church
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5 [# Q1 l9 ^. `9 |% s2 s3-year-old Reese :
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# K. G I3 Y* P. s* i. v5 mHarold is his name.% M( y2 z- F& j! d4 H& o5 g- m# N
Amen."
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4 C# F6 Q0 @6 G( lA little boy was overheard praying:
4 o' P6 q4 z/ P( `"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
( k4 `$ c9 ~6 i* Sdon't worry about it.6 a# M- t) s4 z. v9 C' I, U
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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/ y: A% C3 j3 H( V+ q' }7 ^After the christening of his baby brother$ L0 ] V% P; |. C! e, p% _1 k
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home" N) @& L6 b% O
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
, Z0 f4 s( G7 y4 b$ Jhim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
0 @! ~3 s# s8 F( q4 @; H& wboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted0 ^# e% x; r3 O% U
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
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! e3 o* V7 G6 C1 t, eOne particular four-year-old prayed,) ~8 x) Y5 _6 g% u+ Q
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
5 X: Z) s+ z% P( Zwe forgive those who put trash in our% ^) m- C4 X3 m+ q* l h2 W
baskets."4 n& r5 c1 n3 ~- ^2 ]
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A Sunday school teacher asked her* [1 i/ M) l, a1 L
children as they were on the way to" @* t+ T6 i* [! S
Church service, "and why is it necessary
/ X8 x: i$ }9 i, }) t9 Qto be quiet in Church?"
- S! c, x7 {+ o% |! k9 ]% MOne bright little girl replied,1 U: R4 ~+ ~; s* g, t6 j
"Because people are sleeping."$ v9 `/ Y6 u: B2 _, K
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A mother was preparing pancakes for
# b" P1 |0 O D7 v0 R# t6 e! A- Xher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.6 a6 j4 i: ]5 s0 ~+ ~) J' M
The boys began to argue over who would9 Y: J/ H8 B2 M8 |; i! t+ M
get the first pancake.9 [8 Y" `. |0 C2 K( F$ Y/ i
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
4 u( j. G1 ~- b7 K2 rmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
+ `" `0 F" E( Awould say, 'Let my brother have the
, F7 u; ^* Y; q8 Jfirst pancake, I can wait' ."1 Q. O- ^7 g6 K
Kevin turned to his younger brother and4 N7 t6 N F( V2 d
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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# O/ E+ H! I7 j# g' q2 `A father was at the beach with his children
7 G) r# u# v4 e; O9 [when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
0 C! \3 c" C) y2 X# Fgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
: ^2 t: A* q9 f( s8 \ wwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
7 l( `& t# {. k* r9 G* t0 y"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.; X f! q- w4 a' Y5 L
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.) H) r$ q( u! J* x0 Z# V
The boy thought a moment and then said,
4 P. S$ D" H) h( L: v3 w"Did God throw him back down?"2 `: G- }" l0 }7 I8 |- B1 p" x8 L D
* r4 e2 a) h1 W- E, {A wife invited some people to dinner.
7 A! Y( l' E' aAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old- L: a9 _5 _3 g
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the4 x A- H- u$ L7 U, l O
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
- e4 j. d Z) H5 @' ^: i, l( mgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
8 g+ R* A/ C$ X X6 iThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head' H7 ?* @, B* O- M
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these/ [7 n8 `% V$ U+ ~
people to dinner?". D5 u" {& F1 Q
# Q2 o8 g* c0 v3 y a2 N4 FCheers!!!5 ? S9 E# a9 |9 H
8 }: n' e, E d: FPeace, love and happines! |
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