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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church
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3 b; `. b+ w+ {( O6 n; b+ X+ o3-year-old Reese :
: e8 }3 t% @2 H( E# e( F1 q"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,2 c( {7 f/ h8 P& {2 G6 x
Harold is his name.5 _# s! s( R, ]- P: X
Amen."& w/ B& W9 n5 v$ F

( R4 ]  y$ }! E' h, ?A little boy was overheard praying:; f+ {! j7 q" S0 b& v" D( ~8 R' v6 W
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,5 M! A- s1 P' |# }1 O
don't worry about it.! N0 N2 M& K% T. y8 D' k) G
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother
# u& w; `& U0 I( Sin church, Jason sobbed all the way home
0 K( h7 f! e! ]) {: l% X) l! c$ Nin the back seat of the car. His father asked6 G7 {+ e- |9 y
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
3 [4 [- X# n- u& ^) }boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
5 D3 L; |7 l2 M% g- Q4 ^us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
8 x0 Q% e! O2 ^# o0 pto stay with you guys."
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5 q6 m# N  v/ M8 VOne particular four-year-old prayed,
0 K1 O9 C- n9 N3 `9 G3 O"And forgive us our trash baskets as
; i) V3 H8 w  h& ^( U% o9 Uwe forgive those who put trash in our
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
, U! R( }9 T0 K8 ]children as they were on the way to) x2 n: ~" ?& i
Church service, "and why is it necessary
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One bright little girl replied,
/ G1 i8 X8 v' m; e* ["Because people are sleeping."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for: [5 y; [5 O8 N  M* }. o
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.( J. k4 u: O- ]: ?; }, i% r8 R
The boys began to argue over who would
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Their mother saw the opportunity for a7 J2 k7 F1 U! b6 y9 i
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
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1 W% d; K0 d" k0 bfirst pancake, I can wait' ."1 B0 i4 w/ W2 n4 s  K% v
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
/ ^7 Y* y' M8 X2 d" t8 hsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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- q) D# x' _3 {5 l  wA father was at the beach with his children; ^2 w7 _0 I( d' ?0 z1 b
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,+ s( R) g- f( u0 k
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore+ L- i/ Y& _* Z0 G5 `- |) ?
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
8 Q  u( ?2 A; Q& a0 i" }"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
7 l/ G3 w2 v. w5 w* ?"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
% n' @  x3 h4 o5 t# i2 OThe boy thought a moment and then said,
) K4 f: q4 M4 ~3 c6 {' U9 ?"Did God throw him back down?"$ w7 V* ?6 f1 u0 m4 ~, ]

) r3 s* B0 r# E/ p5 w) Z% x' mA wife invited some people to dinner.$ i! P' b( t. |& W( d
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
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blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The$ M) |' d: o3 e
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
+ a+ G7 ?) s: O8 Y. IThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
& T6 x+ o2 J% w0 D# h% \) Fand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
0 z0 d. f* K$ R% Ppeople to dinner?"; _- r$ a( E* e
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Cheers!!!
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, q( k' ~7 L7 I' aPeace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表 & i/ d: C( d# t) e0 n/ m: }' Y3 Z
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
- M& L* n' Q! z/ E5 s"Don't be selfish!" I said.
* d$ i& }7 U; W( @3 s% \. O1 vMy boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!" % q( }+ s' Y" Y! c' O8 G5 A% v, J
I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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" l1 p4 m* d7 @! P4 M% h; J" R! yaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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8 a# A9 e. v2 x& \& ~0 TRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.* ^% t4 X9 I5 F  o
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
2 u8 B, ?# k4 F4 NMy boy's eyes turned ...

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好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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好好吃
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ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 . }) G  E9 R5 X: {/ e7 v7 U3 r: U6 w
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: / [9 k2 h2 K! D+ R0 l

) W; H0 S  R% ^4 b7 URecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
% J! n. @# W, c2 p"Don't be selfish!" I said.
4 _' v6 V9 h' x* sMy boy's eyes turned ...

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" |0 t! I  v# X' E* X, C# A  gAha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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- L5 a2 p% V1 |  s: y# G& L9 Gaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: 6 j0 a5 T: B- r+ u+ `/ L
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
$ Y* S$ M- a  A$ g: |1 K' u! H"Don't be selfish!" I said.
) A8 g3 J% E' R" ^5 N$ VMy boy's eyes turned ...

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. B" B' a# N) P# A8 YThanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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