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Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :% R X, J1 J. m
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,* Q+ `; z7 a/ L* n- f+ P. k- q
Harold is his name., w# X ~1 K+ C: C! N' ^
Amen."
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8 u% q) _7 @2 h0 x, v( B% IA little boy was overheard praying:
: O J5 H" i8 O"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
# R1 Q! g& ~; {# s' g/ vdon't worry about it.3 h* b5 V0 l( O; f" O S* \( x) R
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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; w- [% _$ Y- J3 [# WAfter the christening of his baby brother
# b1 ^! z: O9 p7 D: Jin church, Jason sobbed all the way home
~; }% n2 r- G8 u5 S2 C; r+ Sin the back seat of the car. His father asked
' G3 L! \. Y% K- Phim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
1 Q8 n6 `3 D8 b; V* \$ K' lboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted- a2 n" n# Q' m
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
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/ e( [9 M0 B- u$ GOne particular four-year-old prayed,
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we forgive those who put trash in our
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A Sunday school teacher asked her3 P3 [: [! z5 q# O+ }' V) u/ S
children as they were on the way to4 g8 u' h0 y. U! @" N; u' `; J
Church service, "and why is it necessary& Y# R5 A2 y$ g! ^
to be quiet in Church?"6 f, z) n2 ?8 |0 Y1 ^3 K
One bright little girl replied,
$ g/ W8 ?+ I9 T( B$ C7 a' h"Because people are sleeping." ^" m" K6 |5 t' i3 s2 ]( V4 ?
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A mother was preparing pancakes for& J9 V9 Q/ n2 ^6 u4 J
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3." N3 Q. v; b0 P, [, j# p* H! n) \ Y
The boys began to argue over who would
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Their mother saw the opportunity for a
2 K6 B$ p2 a; e. I6 smoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He" J& P( ] a+ d+ P
would say, 'Let my brother have the
- B9 S8 D G# n: I* \4 Afirst pancake, I can wait' ."
$ S* ^ ^* i" b# G2 C& m0 I% QKevin turned to his younger brother and' o) `* \+ M9 e' b; h
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"0 U$ o* S+ c4 Y5 e
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A father was at the beach with his children
$ d) x2 G8 v, s/ [% Qwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,
! h; N9 g H2 o1 |& `2 j% {grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
* ^. R" T" E+ ?2 s7 xwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
. z( C$ M+ ~: m' `% n+ X"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked. C6 B) ]: X' O, i" a" Y$ x3 z
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.* p$ l0 }, Z) s5 a+ ^4 h
The boy thought a moment and then said,3 {: c' @8 {* c5 g9 F
"Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
( p" F* d9 x( `) g7 q" vAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old% n0 K9 ]3 o2 x0 I) e2 A7 _/ X( I
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the( h) O& ]5 f% U; X
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The, t- Z# Q9 t1 s: @: l% M; X
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."( j: q% k8 G# d
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head, E* F% s! h$ w7 O3 Q
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
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9 z8 R( d; a: |% U: s; X, J- oCheers!!!+ w. h) |' R% I* k+ e2 h5 U
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Peace, love and happines! |
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