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Kids in Church$ [! y& t1 N& b# F0 e4 I3 Y' t
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3-year-old Reese :- m2 Z! |, g- u
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
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Amen."
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- g I( D, f+ @8 e: zA little boy was overheard praying:
0 e9 f3 F+ O. P1 \# S"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
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I'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother
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in the back seat of the car. His father asked4 P" @4 V( H; \# e' J6 I
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
4 o; a; d7 r$ T: ?' T7 Nboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted* U8 m. a: n& @- l3 N
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted- Y {( r1 T \6 F: b
to stay with you guys."
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; B/ R! B5 l! cOne particular four-year-old prayed,
, D7 B* x2 ?6 ?$ X"And forgive us our trash baskets as
/ U: F6 d7 |* a4 rwe forgive those who put trash in our+ p# ]0 J0 F8 E( t% T
baskets."# V. j9 S3 S( K) q7 a
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
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Church service, "and why is it necessary$ u! J6 W* U( g+ E# W* v, a% v
to be quiet in Church?" o+ n& M6 l( U5 F7 K
One bright little girl replied,
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n! }* Y5 V* }% m8 JA mother was preparing pancakes for
m7 [3 ^+ B X. d2 a# q: @# d0 ~& ~3 _her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.0 }9 F3 s3 p* {4 U
The boys began to argue over who would
/ y& W. t% [3 F: qget the first pancake.8 a! n- m# T, `
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
6 i( b1 g' H! H# [moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
, f7 F# g! |+ \, F* B) L# I! Dwould say, 'Let my brother have the
( l4 o( o+ j2 E& Z- W9 F- Efirst pancake, I can wait' ."% Z0 L6 \2 V2 i2 ^1 f' J: ?. y
Kevin turned to his younger brother and- | P( W" V* m9 \; d
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !". P$ I) i; P8 ~
5 t, v) ]4 w; t2 [6 B8 }1 AA father was at the beach with his children
% I/ b! T) s% p- {+ r! ], xwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,5 v, v" Y# A4 y1 I0 v. P9 u
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore: K9 O) r5 Q0 `8 h8 ?
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
9 f5 d* y+ c& d6 V1 t' w3 \"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.' f1 g& X$ X& i6 X* h' V& C' M" Q
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.5 {) |( ~2 U! y9 u$ e% q. m
The boy thought a moment and then said,7 [+ m- |2 d: D% h, S
"Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner.! t( i4 e! H1 D$ |+ W
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old' a9 _, W1 j- g- `+ d
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
, j' o0 m9 u0 Kblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The! E5 f( M* W% }' v! o0 F* H* b
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
" Z7 w! [2 `" U" [* a- aThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head/ v3 p) }9 C! c4 g' H
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these& W4 l: U" S3 W
people to dinner?"+ A: b+ M# q' O( f
& @$ e0 T4 J7 T1 TCheers!!!8 S; R ]8 h; N9 f# v; i* k* f
2 }% f$ N# l. x- o9 v2 R( B9 tPeace, love and happines! |
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