可爱可笑的孩童

没心没肺

Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
Harold is his name.
9 x: A$ ]: g& z$ EAmen."

A little boy was overheard praying:
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
, I. y' c1 b. q' Z  ~don't worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am."

# h6 e* y8 W7 o7 k  K4 Z4 A8 kAfter the christening of his baby brother
/ \9 o+ _& ]/ H1 h, }in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
5 r; u1 i) J8 B0 t* [in the back seat of the car. His father asked
# \* s$ k9 ]/ jhim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
- }5 ]& |+ a+ U2 Hus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
to stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed,
: l8 e! ~& t. D% E"And forgive us our trash baskets as
we forgive those who put trash in our
$ z- l4 k  B' y7 j/ q6 W7 Xbaskets."

  C+ O6 w7 l) \; M+ U* dA Sunday school teacher asked her
children as they were on the way to
Church service, "and why is it necessary
to be quiet in Church?"
5 Q4 a' }+ {/ M! VOne bright little girl replied,
& n- [/ G+ V4 M( O"Because people are sleeping."
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& A' N3 |8 s$ K0 R$ E7 J" nA mother was preparing pancakes for
0 Q! s- P5 g0 H) ^' @$ Sher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
The boys began to argue over who would
get the first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
, K9 t; i, G' S) u) q6 j0 ^would say, 'Let my brother have the
first pancake, I can wait' ."
* N, r* w" z1 J0 n+ |5 [( v9 Y/ VKevin turned to his younger brother and
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"

A father was at the beach with his children
. t% m* o" g: H2 T2 mwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
' I% i" N2 W* u9 y1 k' L7 ?& Owhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
) J/ k9 p0 d1 _& j"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
- s2 e7 M: G# M2 G; L7 ["He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
( D$ q6 |$ y" C1 Z8 BThe boy thought a moment and then said,
"Did God throw him back down?"

% b$ |3 g& r4 H8 ^A wife invited some people to dinner.
, A, R/ B# ~9 L* H% F) [& {( GAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
6 l1 h2 M, K& \1 n: L. ^/ xdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
0 A/ }8 r# p. u" Mgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
: @1 A, d& P4 [people to dinner?"
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& ?0 @$ }6 b8 w! c4 d( pCheers!!!

Peace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
0 I  p0 f0 b. X0 [) a. S# FVery funny stories. Kids are so cute!

: E" M  V2 @  T! f6 raha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
5 h, L. o9 _0 g"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
! u$ r) l/ }4 [2 q/ m5 p' r6 hI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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4 Z% I2 U# ]) D  i1 ]2 f# Uaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

! N1 {. v7 N3 O2 d+ p* }  qRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
9 ^: \; Y) A" {"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

4 V! V) U1 {  [& u8 ~好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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' c7 Q9 c+ q% b9 v$ B0 raha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
) k6 H1 C- L0 s$ e4 K- n8 q"Don't be selfish!" I said.
1 t- c' F% o% cMy boy's eyes turned ...

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8 g* f, W* b: kAha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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2 i8 Z9 q! R; Daha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
8 {3 h9 u  N9 w. g7 K"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

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8 C* G* r9 {; `, u3 PThanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby