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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church
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% w$ d- B. K* Y. m) e: m+ i3-year-old Reese :; l& R' T! S3 q3 R, x  E+ ?; e$ F
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
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Amen."4 X9 n  [3 ?6 j% d5 `- Z

4 N) `) _8 x( F  y/ `A little boy was overheard praying:# \& C5 l' Y7 F% Y  M2 e& _
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,- K; N) S$ [. `1 w" l5 Y
don't worry about it.# v1 y, M* L; N" l! Y( ?
I'm having a real good time like I am.", a& E) r, Y6 Y  F) ?% r3 O+ g  a

+ d) u* ^, k. ?$ {9 AAfter the christening of his baby brother5 f- o9 H% f1 @2 y
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home" O' _, G2 ~- w  |
in the back seat of the car. His father asked: y' A- q- [1 ]7 a4 U. _3 e' a8 ?5 a
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the, B0 O# g; G# |
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
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0 E6 G" b6 c  Q8 R/ h/ OOne particular four-year-old prayed,
+ I1 [" @5 d* v2 R/ L  L. f8 O+ Y"And forgive us our trash baskets as1 x3 k* j; G% H1 g! D
we forgive those who put trash in our
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
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( T1 V6 X, W) Q8 hChurch service, "and why is it necessary  P+ m* M! f- C( y! {6 d) P# `: f
to be quiet in Church?"# `- {$ R" j  y+ K% u5 l
One bright little girl replied,
) \8 x* ]* _& Y9 u3 ^"Because people are sleeping."& x! i% A8 v4 |3 O, C

0 n: G0 f  ]5 ~" x) g" B+ hA mother was preparing pancakes for; P8 p1 y2 B8 k) g3 @
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.5 k- G' A, f( m% C, G( w" w
The boys began to argue over who would
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Their mother saw the opportunity for a) u3 k( G0 d2 R  Z4 d; }# P
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He7 ^* P* h8 C) k4 ~# A, S5 R
would say, 'Let my brother have the
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Kevin turned to his younger brother and- i' q3 [* [" I1 z
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"* }" m8 I* {; E1 p! z% }

: [2 A: N$ g4 RA father was at the beach with his children- `4 S6 V$ H5 v8 H
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,3 _. J% }9 ^6 r9 H" p" b+ b, d
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore5 V* _$ b7 ]" v% R/ t- I1 X9 d
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
: J; d' R7 {. i4 l3 |"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
! r+ S" v4 _7 i" O) u! `"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
' O0 S$ e2 j% O5 d3 X; k+ IThe boy thought a moment and then said,
) Z- S% I; b0 f7 Z& b4 \" i"Did God throw him back down?"" \0 ~# u* E4 P) O8 T3 w
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A wife invited some people to dinner.' o) ~, V7 R1 t7 b
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
# V) D+ O2 S6 zdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
4 T8 n: ]2 ^3 X( F1 s) l1 oblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
2 W: U2 K% ?! j+ ]girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."1 u$ p; X: R" B5 b4 ~! t
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
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people to dinner?"
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Cheers!!!
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7 j' v4 J( t- L' ~: {/ aPeace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表 0 _/ _+ f. y8 ]# N
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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, v& J5 A2 c0 q0 XRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.) ~% K* c# F6 R; [& D+ K
"Don't be selfish!" I said.# p# v: d( P# |& a4 W0 K+ ]4 ^6 S/ A
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
' h) \* i8 f0 l- u) T  N# M* iI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 ! Z" {1 |) ^5 W6 U/ b. G+ x# Y9 v6 i
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.' N/ D* c$ Q3 k' p1 L+ @
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
# w, x5 W* g! w: g5 s; C& xMy boy's eyes turned ...

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好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表 ( w5 e9 [/ q2 a" E
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$ R/ O! o: {9 g  ?7 T1 S7 ^ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 4 S* ]9 b; l0 U

- f9 z7 v+ p$ f  b$ Uaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: 4 d: H! i# r9 m
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.+ V& Q8 W1 E) `3 t+ t2 X
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
( k2 }0 A/ h0 OMy boy's eyes turned ...

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Aha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 5 v. i5 e) I6 z' H2 G
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
9 }, J/ P6 F7 `3 I& m7 v; f: J# B/ w' N"Don't be selfish!" I said.; t0 S, Q6 L1 a
My boy's eyes turned ...

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Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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发表于 2008-2-20 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
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