 鲜花( 21)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
Kids in Church* y+ p( H6 f% i. k
1 {( u2 d4 W* i% r& d3-year-old Reese :3 k( i2 y, G; A# a. y9 s2 g8 z2 p( f
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,2 | { o% i1 Y( N
Harold is his name.1 {8 @1 U6 \" j N$ Z7 ~+ F( c
Amen."
, [: N! [; `& V/ m& F" S& U% w u" [5 G0 O
A little boy was overheard praying:
- I( c0 A8 R: H- Z" k( ^"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,1 }% Y# h/ }) q" m s6 @# _
don't worry about it./ j. P3 x4 F4 R0 M
I'm having a real good time like I am."
0 X2 C5 |8 T- a3 H( n- U7 f
& h" n( D2 _. \$ _. aAfter the christening of his baby brother
. j) u1 t' a: L: x. N0 o& Q/ F% Iin church, Jason sobbed all the way home$ r& }( X: K1 P
in the back seat of the car. His father asked4 J, z* x2 I& F
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
0 V8 [/ s) f) I# uboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
( w* e4 V! L+ B6 J5 s5 @* {us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
5 }6 h8 n$ f" e4 D- Cto stay with you guys."6 V8 J5 Y# |8 z6 E) t
$ s( z5 V$ u) Z5 y8 _" x. I( T3 H. b) `8 j
One particular four-year-old prayed,3 N; `) Z1 g' c" f2 S! |( i0 n
"And forgive us our trash baskets as4 c9 l4 U6 M. N" D; y) [. f
we forgive those who put trash in our
+ R, J( l% p( {0 L9 B" i, I) k) pbaskets."3 k' |, s0 ?* c6 Y# E) u
. x/ s0 ^: ]! ^& c. JA Sunday school teacher asked her: _0 w7 n& L h# a' }' S1 [
children as they were on the way to
8 k% o% e$ c2 i8 d3 A; g; NChurch service, "and why is it necessary9 l6 l$ X4 m& L1 p" q0 Y
to be quiet in Church?"
$ ?+ N3 }) P* ZOne bright little girl replied,' l0 X9 q+ `# Y* E9 `5 z
"Because people are sleeping."" `* J# T: x6 k8 d- q2 y* ?3 f
! f2 J' q- k' a3 f# v% ^A mother was preparing pancakes for
Q" l, t; M8 Gher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.' l* K% l, z. R5 Q
The boys began to argue over who would6 [$ y! ]4 H5 r8 L3 `# d2 W" u
get the first pancake./ H' N* S0 a% N9 T6 A4 Z; t0 G1 [+ f
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
8 G6 y/ _4 M0 }0 Gmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
5 B, G) ]0 s, q$ [would say, 'Let my brother have the
9 l9 w' f" S3 F. M6 I( N, c5 E; Ufirst pancake, I can wait' ."/ C# E# ~- m: [) \% o/ q! h
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
( a3 W) w- G+ V* c! Z4 e& R8 tsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"% E4 ?# H& A4 }6 W( F
6 M% ]. E" \9 OA father was at the beach with his children
; a) T8 S8 z3 m; H# B, Y2 gwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,
: R* t, D' x } c7 Cgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
% ~, x* g! s4 t9 q; B) V3 e& jwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.6 D. \/ Q) l. U! J
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.( U* P: n9 `5 S: a7 Q
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied., x" O B3 y$ x
The boy thought a moment and then said,
) ^- ~) v9 j7 {8 P! d3 q"Did God throw him back down?"
+ q6 B/ ?7 ~9 W8 h! ]( M& G( B: }! T- w" G# m T" }; |
A wife invited some people to dinner./ E8 i6 E2 p- k) ^3 u Z8 [! R+ y1 P1 ~
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
% `* z% w9 \% h! X- U4 ?, ^$ v$ `daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
2 ~& q/ ?& [3 ]8 p& Iblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
% e; C& ~2 f$ E" G4 P2 [girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."3 J3 t4 k6 |: ^ h5 B
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head" x" {9 O. |- x
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these: x) a6 U* _5 L6 ^" A) i5 t- E, n
people to dinner?"" w z4 b$ E7 k1 X4 s
. b% Y3 @# @- |) p
Cheers!!!
* R$ y1 E+ Y& d* t" R! F, W5 O/ M% a5 O* L* Z, ]
Peace, love and happines! |
|