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Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :
2 T* f: c5 F! I% c; n9 X7 N5 e. \"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,: C: \( G" L/ t8 ^) `% q
Harold is his name.: H3 h7 _: T( W9 Q7 e: ?! Q
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- ]3 m3 e6 M4 IA little boy was overheard praying:0 J/ l& J* H8 \% w+ B
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
" G' n: A" Q9 }3 l gdon't worry about it." K9 r8 [! G6 p; Z
I'm having a real good time like I am."* K. w8 k+ e+ ?# A
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After the christening of his baby brother
* Z' I- ?; w. N I& x( uin church, Jason sobbed all the way home
4 X# u" c8 @ v% nin the back seat of the car. His father asked
$ b- k5 b! ~& f; \! G7 |! f/ vhim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
1 K1 s* r2 k: E' b2 _- [2 vboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
1 L+ t7 _) ?6 q3 a& Z4 d( Xus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
5 G( Y0 u' o1 E3 a2 r3 |; ato stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed,& u0 J- J) [: w) \/ h
"And forgive us our trash baskets as( z2 T: R, K- `7 s/ N0 W
we forgive those who put trash in our4 K. }3 z; h7 G H A1 `, _4 e I: S
baskets."
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) y0 W/ P+ T' I6 mA Sunday school teacher asked her
! ~9 h7 J0 ?$ R: { schildren as they were on the way to$ U/ A! Z) j7 Z/ Q' r! q
Church service, "and why is it necessary8 l! J# W/ }6 u$ E( F! r6 n
to be quiet in Church?"
3 r1 ^" [7 j3 e' Z( COne bright little girl replied,& b+ d0 V3 e+ G/ o! K0 U9 s
"Because people are sleeping."
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- }8 _. g) k- F, a; w3 o& mA mother was preparing pancakes for4 X& E2 r9 e% c [# V8 q
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
$ w( Y) P* @2 g4 j. ^1 k) ~; ?- vThe boys began to argue over who would
* f; M! {8 I2 cget the first pancake.
( d6 h: |3 A- t l. yTheir mother saw the opportunity for a1 ^5 B% H) W1 Q5 r
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He4 E$ n+ J+ R' \! b H; j
would say, 'Let my brother have the
9 Y! \; }- ^: ^( B$ e) T$ b" wfirst pancake, I can wait' ."
K, T" j/ P" p) U9 K5 |Kevin turned to his younger brother and
; D# H# H( e4 o6 _" \said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"( O4 q, d( n8 p, H6 y6 F
! L. e9 Y' \. b- \) A6 ~" oA father was at the beach with his children2 }( J. U3 x' @4 |- c; O& N; V
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,- I" r2 A7 u3 r* c
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
8 k4 V0 K0 e, c; q2 ^ y! F7 ewhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
- P1 k5 O2 a9 `" B5 W6 g"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.1 @; a0 \" `5 @. H8 g
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.. H* }) J# \" z3 x+ H2 ?
The boy thought a moment and then said,
$ E; G4 a3 s9 Z, S( h. R"Did God throw him back down?". ^) w( i% D' S# \5 l: W
" K+ Q: k/ ]& Q, N' tA wife invited some people to dinner.
( w* g4 r- w- T2 jAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old' }( [5 J- l$ Y& e J
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
. e5 f# i, R: _5 wblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
& @$ ^5 g: D, l8 f- egirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."6 C# v# D4 h& ^: y% L/ W; s! E
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head& S6 }, H* G8 ~4 W
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these5 i; b) ?0 K. s8 s( ^" p$ Y3 V
people to dinner?"8 m$ D4 L( Y+ P4 _
9 j4 E3 K% J- zCheers!!!; K4 c' w2 `5 s6 M) i. C0 _
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Peace, love and happines! |
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