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Kids in Church
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2 }; C, D' y- H3-year-old Reese :% u; A v" h4 _6 ?% l. T$ s& p
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
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" k! o) i5 T# `, F/ a2 UAmen."
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( M3 Z( P4 O/ U: t% K6 _& r/ v$ V' PA little boy was overheard praying:
! ?* N# o$ H9 `0 W$ H"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
! f. f5 ~6 D- {6 e2 `don't worry about it.' z7 R2 |4 t: O/ S' d
I'm having a real good time like I am."4 O5 v+ N. i8 O7 c) x
6 w9 ]- d# h' v2 \ h: c1 BAfter the christening of his baby brother
; i& t1 ~8 x# ]' x; Ein church, Jason sobbed all the way home1 s' z" p( ^" n6 N. {4 G
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
0 F( t- \8 r3 W! ?him three times what was wrong. Finally, the4 L' P5 _; A, [) L! t1 e
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted& ?9 `( a% ~% }: J( O# `4 Q: B
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
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% @2 g$ ` q# ^+ u% s$ X# G. dOne particular four-year-old prayed,4 Z9 M$ L. Z9 [) X
"And forgive us our trash baskets as2 K1 y' H% o O5 a2 Q- u
we forgive those who put trash in our
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+ [8 R% t; O4 k- t/ M6 mA Sunday school teacher asked her
4 b0 u% Q) ^! Z( ychildren as they were on the way to4 e9 z+ m, V# D8 N1 L
Church service, "and why is it necessary; ]7 Y" C* d5 K% V; F+ b
to be quiet in Church?" d9 ?* w+ O( c0 o W& E
One bright little girl replied,
( @8 k3 K# O/ S$ t$ [; l }"Because people are sleeping."$ G6 v l; x: V2 k; m
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A mother was preparing pancakes for
' H8 p7 z: `/ c- u1 @1 g2 dher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.' D) O, |1 y& c4 y! c6 L
The boys began to argue over who would
) `3 [$ |1 H& F V; ~get the first pancake., Q3 z+ L* O7 a2 q
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
* c: I* e2 J8 q, u: Z1 o' C( Bmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
! k9 K3 r8 w# S3 O9 e3 Twould say, 'Let my brother have the
/ c& c$ j# z9 E8 Afirst pancake, I can wait' ."9 q, Z4 Q7 G8 u$ P6 N$ {
Kevin turned to his younger brother and2 y$ D: S# {3 z* T: ?
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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( o2 ?" ]8 Y7 BA father was at the beach with his children0 T9 T# ?1 k" r* x. e2 U
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,! q0 J3 u' J* u$ K" e, c
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore. O$ @+ X4 l, c+ x" m; e
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
# T* U I! z1 m l; a"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.6 g$ ~, J9 U0 p
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
3 w8 b: A8 Y$ z2 [9 F# |; yThe boy thought a moment and then said,2 Q) m# a3 g; C; I% ~+ z: ]
"Did God throw him back down?"
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3 @: m* |. ]- lA wife invited some people to dinner., D V# \$ m/ ]7 J; q; N! Q$ o" y
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old6 R9 o* S5 v& Q8 _
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
: ^) w5 E: y, Y1 nblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The B5 t$ G8 L \$ M Y' j
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
2 ]# v5 d1 e l MThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
) o6 M2 n+ e. p$ m6 r3 ^and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
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Cheers!!!
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( n2 l$ x' W- LPeace, love and happines! |
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