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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church; p& Z+ q  R( F5 E+ \4 N' |9 q

$ U+ @+ s0 G" H8 u0 z3-year-old Reese :3 b8 W7 n5 l% @4 f, {2 l6 P
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
6 I3 K' a# {/ vHarold is his name.$ E: H' {. a/ h: o# ~% T# M
Amen."% p3 D& v- E' e% ^. U7 n

" I' S9 {, |4 y* _3 YA little boy was overheard praying:' ~* G( |9 ^7 m& ^, T4 d; x0 C- O
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,  Z1 W# [$ x/ v+ W
don't worry about it.9 B- s% S# Q* i. P) w$ }
I'm having a real good time like I am."4 i& L9 [6 k  u8 |( E: `/ x5 C
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After the christening of his baby brother4 y5 x; |) X) K
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home" i3 }8 D/ v0 ^6 K& ~# _9 i: r
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
2 z. w' |* m( |" N. g% rhim three times what was wrong. Finally, the2 o7 D$ P4 ~7 f# u$ q9 o
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted3 w+ Z6 W, f& A6 e: _5 Y
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted8 j" u2 d2 ~0 q* |6 G% Y
to stay with you guys."
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! T5 H" C" O9 J' @1 TOne particular four-year-old prayed,# D' ?& o5 l- X
"And forgive us our trash baskets as  r2 M( ?( Y+ c
we forgive those who put trash in our
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0 w5 H1 B' d& y! ~) m4 xA Sunday school teacher asked her
/ [! V' F  p8 H6 T$ Nchildren as they were on the way to5 o$ z1 m% _, x  G, H& c
Church service, "and why is it necessary& o5 a" y! @0 |5 q: f( ~. o: `
to be quiet in Church?"
+ e/ Y7 H; o, W% p0 U: y7 R( GOne bright little girl replied,6 S5 s# d) F3 l
"Because people are sleeping."
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# x' S. E, H. g! T7 J9 _A mother was preparing pancakes for
& ?& y: A& W( z, dher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
- K3 q, Z1 ]7 P' |The boys began to argue over who would
. u9 g* ^! h7 yget the first pancake.
1 e. O8 ^0 u9 yTheir mother saw the opportunity for a0 R& \7 N, x! X' {7 n9 u3 s
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
' q9 j9 ~  G! I2 Z) \( Iwould say, 'Let my brother have the9 D/ n9 {2 q, k2 Y, ?
first pancake, I can wait' ."
* s0 E5 o7 n( N8 S. ]Kevin turned to his younger brother and
' m$ e4 e; L8 x0 w. [  B* y7 asaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"! {4 C, ~; V( I; s  Z" P" L

: s, j; K, f$ e7 d$ F2 i$ k( uA father was at the beach with his children
$ T4 u( ?0 C( q' Ewhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,
: [3 g! P% s' S) [- B2 t! Wgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore  d" r0 V+ \& S, f$ y# H1 u6 O
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
. U; \, }/ D8 Q, R"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.9 ~6 ~5 n7 V3 r
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.) I7 K7 Q# }) r
The boy thought a moment and then said,
  T$ A0 _: n3 C5 T"Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
' B7 K+ P* [/ C  b1 f- tAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old( T" K6 [# ~# k) J9 ^
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the3 u9 u7 Z$ u! A% w" m2 B
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The9 v% ~3 C& h: g. M/ n; V1 r! W
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
; l9 L# _; s( E2 m" E! e7 W0 SThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
# F7 Q0 E; u+ `7 s5 y6 r4 ]' sand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these2 b  m6 ]1 ^0 O6 h9 m6 u- v5 {
people to dinner?"! L0 x; @  ?! v
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Cheers!!!  |4 d" {; d3 P* i1 z5 B/ ?9 S) _
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Peace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
* O8 R. |5 w# ~* ?3 B) q) y1 `Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: 6 `9 g- W% q5 r0 q& J
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
. r9 b. T; n+ X# Q! y8 ?"Don't be selfish!" I said.
; g# f" S. T0 J7 ~( m7 bMy boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!" % x/ J% o9 `* h
I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 . |, s* e7 r# \3 \: N
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: 3 Y6 _" l# H& ]9 D% a$ A
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.9 I# c- N3 D" C& M# R0 y( I
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
( t5 F+ j% M  A9 |# XMy boy's eyes turned ...
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好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 & A. P& ?! ~2 e, {5 t1 ]  B
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
6 F& Q2 h7 y* H/ _8 X"Don't be selfish!" I said.
, ^. R! f  Y8 A. l; a8 Y! }My boy's eyes turned ...

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Aha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 + d; x5 N% `! W, U$ d5 `0 X, a

( t; J  T4 e& c0 K4 K3 [aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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) k9 n2 i$ i( _) T* \( d2 ~Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.$ V. ?8 ]1 Y5 K- k
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
* j* c1 v% ?$ C6 N% sMy boy's eyes turned ...
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Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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发表于 2008-2-20 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
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