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Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :4 n k D0 F" G2 _+ I
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,7 a/ V3 r) ~& ?* r
Harold is his name.2 X; Z% p0 a8 Z& f5 K
Amen."( L; I' d) N) j0 Y+ Z
" K$ V) N0 P1 o9 `. y+ {3 _A little boy was overheard praying:
! j. c' C( y, R"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
# E8 M. u' `" G3 ~7 Sdon't worry about it.
% ~$ g% l- R! ?9 D; M! ZI'm having a real good time like I am."4 S/ x5 d% V8 l+ Z8 U
% o/ H2 x3 g* V0 t4 T* ^, R7 OAfter the christening of his baby brother
6 ~: v1 o7 e6 F" ?; S1 r9 }1 [in church, Jason sobbed all the way home S8 j# o0 f! n" W( C8 ^6 \
in the back seat of the car. His father asked( v0 `- @+ X+ ^8 w9 J- d6 ]
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the8 J! x+ N: z U% U
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
l- O$ ]9 L: a4 Cus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
9 W( Y0 J x! l9 D* kto stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed,
$ K- A! L# a1 P5 C* |"And forgive us our trash baskets as3 f% ? @2 s0 V; e8 l6 {
we forgive those who put trash in our3 q- Q# M& L) m0 l. o& N: @0 m
baskets."8 f! u6 N) o- a% x. ]* g' C M
# P5 d1 L4 k! IA Sunday school teacher asked her
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3 H& e7 {8 ?; s2 B& P% s$ }Church service, "and why is it necessary* v5 T ?! N3 s& ~5 X9 ^# t
to be quiet in Church?"
7 |) Y. }& E0 l JOne bright little girl replied,
+ G* S/ T" n7 x |8 u"Because people are sleeping."% a* T2 h$ U! [3 u! L
, C6 S" s, a3 g* W8 }* e9 yA mother was preparing pancakes for
' ]; H, q# r" k7 L" c/ nher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.8 j* v* d' k" K
The boys began to argue over who would8 X+ J# g" x! t0 [3 R# Y4 [ c
get the first pancake.
! J1 A7 {+ h+ |% ]Their mother saw the opportunity for a
1 h) R7 U& ~, [& G: ]( z/ |; bmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
3 L2 A- f+ G' G8 R& I0 N' Qwould say, 'Let my brother have the! a& r' Y4 N' ~. b! n& R; O) S& L
first pancake, I can wait' ." o2 f% o& T8 h. \9 k
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
- @8 @( g" n2 e v! ]- Fsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"9 c3 f/ c) x2 I/ z# a/ }/ o! {
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A father was at the beach with his children: | |, U3 b" u1 Y6 j0 s
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
. f( A N7 Q) ]' T2 Mgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
) w: u9 N0 p( B4 x) j1 j7 xwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
) h2 N4 l2 F1 ~6 Z9 h5 @"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
4 c) l" H: X+ u; G"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.9 M* r. V9 e! n' S# B& v B
The boy thought a moment and then said,
7 Q( C0 B2 B- X, F6 [% P: n; `: s"Did God throw him back down?": ^0 D' ]1 D4 ], ]& V
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
! Y' ~1 [' w/ F4 `& tAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old9 B8 L. p- c2 M* r
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the2 y9 M* c$ |& J& m' d/ j* Y2 f! ~6 G; j
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The1 O F7 v) K* h) h2 |
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say.", m! v: I8 T$ Y: c
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head& |% e2 v" _+ Z8 j. M# u$ ]
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
/ Q3 k6 u7 p3 Q! P! B! w1 ^7 npeople to dinner?"; H% p8 t6 R5 ?* `
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Cheers!!!3 z4 e+ H$ ^$ j K
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Peace, love and happines! |
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