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Kids in Church& \, g, R" N* L* T0 W$ s( j- j" K
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3-year-old Reese :
# z9 u) I& F; {! L+ z( U7 ?/ e; x- ]"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,' o- c* O! e* T1 e
Harold is his name.4 D# T7 w( T7 w& ^
Amen."
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* v6 R% M$ Y3 X) e* @/ ` wA little boy was overheard praying:
+ C+ z# H1 E' [+ ["Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,8 J# p) m+ u4 E* T; L0 R& ~
don't worry about it.$ `7 y0 W2 i- ?. {2 a: M$ o, w
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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% C) D$ [; {5 M$ C& a2 |After the christening of his baby brother1 |4 u9 O; g- i& M6 z* `
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
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him three times what was wrong. Finally, the- r: W Z0 P) v4 K
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
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One particular four-year-old prayed,# `3 S) k& U+ r: s- t6 w
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
$ d; g/ N, L; i8 r6 H5 c1 Pwe forgive those who put trash in our
; ?; X A! G& ]baskets."
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A Sunday school teacher asked her. i) a6 }$ X" X& x1 C4 D+ r
children as they were on the way to
+ y( l! ^* @& fChurch service, "and why is it necessary
' q6 G8 O) n4 r d& ~; eto be quiet in Church?"
% v( n6 ?1 {& `6 \One bright little girl replied,: \6 w; {3 B* ?2 W" ^0 h/ y$ g
"Because people are sleeping."
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9 m3 ?) U, L! GA mother was preparing pancakes for
+ A7 w/ `0 g! ~) d9 Pher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.' i1 D5 N" R( X9 {5 G
The boys began to argue over who would; U* l1 L6 T! o
get the first pancake.# }7 P" b5 t( g+ H- O+ Y
Their mother saw the opportunity for a0 W" g2 ~; T7 f% G" w+ f( I7 E
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He$ c) P5 e f" n
would say, 'Let my brother have the' a" R9 g! Q f5 W S4 M2 X
first pancake, I can wait' ."6 A% x( B+ ~ A2 F0 |& P d. L: y
Kevin turned to his younger brother and: [4 w a0 W# M' i5 O% ]. e
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children \( \) ^, p: M: h3 W3 R
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
! W/ m4 `8 u. I# T" ~! tgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore9 x \2 f- d$ T
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
; _% e* A- t/ a+ I, F"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.$ S) M* Y* q7 i% ]2 k
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
# U2 y6 {0 Q9 E% Q; v) c5 y) TThe boy thought a moment and then said,; P& o+ m4 l1 \2 }
"Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
5 m" ]$ _. h. b3 r C! gAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
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( R& B, C+ N6 m$ ~blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The1 u; \& q& F+ j+ I/ Q7 ]8 e
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say.": P3 K2 M7 k2 u4 s3 |
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
; \6 q0 _# g) x; e( I+ p) N9 S$ \and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
6 i! D, S: K) r4 ?: Dpeople to dinner?". L; k0 t7 |* q& C1 i! O1 k
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Cheers!!!) {# A% G& e+ w$ h, B" `
$ T9 G$ ~8 s7 Q5 j7 q' _5 sPeace, love and happines! |
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