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Kids in Church. S/ c6 b& q$ W2 b6 m8 A
( |+ ^) J& L- P% U" F3-year-old Reese :
. R8 ?; K) }! |0 y3 _' r; i"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,( F+ f5 |( D1 e' s S, X! L
Harold is his name.
9 s8 D- X3 ] p4 J2 CAmen."& \& @5 B' p4 X" Y& U" G
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A little boy was overheard praying:
, N4 {. k$ |, f. Q ["Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
. I: Y0 H& ^! [% i: E9 F, p4 hdon't worry about it.
8 S6 k$ I, `9 `3 j- ]9 ~- ]I'm having a real good time like I am."
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$ E, q7 B* k0 n- L- w% a' sAfter the christening of his baby brother8 g+ n, L9 X! \1 P. b( V0 [* t M2 t
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home- r) }# d Y; |6 I* I3 h+ m% q9 r
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
i* P3 q8 U# \7 ehim three times what was wrong. Finally, the- G# `1 B5 g) _* [# t
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted, ?9 Z& o g d8 Q
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
$ b; K) C0 h" mto stay with you guys."
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8 f; ]2 S+ _$ G0 k1 @; |! mOne particular four-year-old prayed,
. E1 q5 y/ j7 Y5 f9 `"And forgive us our trash baskets as
( _* p8 _& r+ B) K4 e- F+ b- L3 K$ zwe forgive those who put trash in our
0 Y) f* p+ K6 p8 J9 ebaskets."* n E2 b/ g* f7 |) @$ y+ o
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
' W9 L' L. e9 r: Tchildren as they were on the way to
# S! `3 J5 {/ m/ ZChurch service, "and why is it necessary f* J7 @9 l+ v
to be quiet in Church?"6 r. k2 ~" t. Y+ w3 b( r5 x
One bright little girl replied, }) O- ^8 L/ m8 A# U/ Z9 @* w
"Because people are sleeping."1 ~9 O% q& V, J. @6 }% G% s! a
+ e! ?2 a% y- w+ [6 qA mother was preparing pancakes for3 \" ^) g, P0 G( s
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.7 y" ~5 \; F5 g) V
The boys began to argue over who would& @4 A- o2 {4 \3 n& P9 o9 b
get the first pancake.9 z: ], o$ L- P4 P- W0 q8 i# i
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
4 t* S; W5 O1 a( W2 g, t0 @moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He- X; P; b2 P& }% b* L& K6 J% [) B
would say, 'Let my brother have the
% S) O/ [" ]( F4 Zfirst pancake, I can wait' ."5 {. o! o+ N1 Q A
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
5 E: H0 X* U# E) Z8 Bsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"; B7 @: h7 {# e& X/ ^& j
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A father was at the beach with his children
# b: K% I+ F, E' ^3 D* E$ qwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,4 F1 w9 Y, b3 A0 l
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore6 ?, h$ ]: H! U
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
- Z7 [1 s, j6 G, m. I2 ?"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.& m A6 h* f0 r( A/ E# W" S% g
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.3 n$ P- ?# O- Y/ b6 N- a! n$ p
The boy thought a moment and then said,% i6 ^9 t; h. ?1 z& k
"Did God throw him back down?"
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5 u0 `3 K) ~! R3 j5 \A wife invited some people to dinner.9 N5 D- A/ U% E6 V* y) Z6 b
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
- ?* H* P& y2 \* x' ^daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
% Q3 e4 u* e/ V4 i; pblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
" h! M0 J6 M5 z/ v8 Mgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say.". l1 i$ n. U ~ M% Z2 [: Z3 i% s* j
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
0 N6 J8 \8 E8 l5 Q1 Sand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
0 p7 }8 U" T# K, a: Mpeople to dinner?"
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Cheers!!!/ [, v( R6 o9 \! b# S
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Peace, love and happines! |
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