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Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :
0 y* H! m) G/ W+ H/ z' l"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,4 T* S8 L5 v6 ^8 h. S# ^' J
Harold is his name.
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# A- [( t# U7 l1 Z8 }" \A little boy was overheard praying:0 C- t+ a% Y, ?& q( a' d. s: G% Y
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
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I'm having a real good time like I am.": i) o3 {" X! W( ~: X7 B
! E( p* r" s9 B, D. E& ~After the christening of his baby brother
) [ S* p6 @5 J2 _in church, Jason sobbed all the way home# i& b% C8 K* f4 v- W1 d$ c/ d! n( L
in the back seat of the car. His father asked1 @( @0 M& c- w2 W
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
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us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted8 g3 T# \6 H) N6 B2 s
to stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed,
! X8 C( n" c5 T1 T; K6 Z+ V"And forgive us our trash baskets as6 \4 s' R( G( ^/ \
we forgive those who put trash in our
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2 e6 N# T+ Q- y7 K$ _A Sunday school teacher asked her' u" _! r& R# B( N8 J' J7 g
children as they were on the way to% Y& {: s+ t- Q0 O
Church service, "and why is it necessary/ Q" u2 |# V# ?# q3 T: F- @2 F2 I
to be quiet in Church?"
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"Because people are sleeping."4 U- \+ Z3 Y6 V
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A mother was preparing pancakes for
L( @0 g9 c3 ^. D: Qher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
& W8 `9 x. x% u8 ]% v: dThe boys began to argue over who would
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moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
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k+ `# ]) W+ B* ^! Z( f& ~, ?first pancake, I can wait' ."
7 J" _/ x& `) w* {Kevin turned to his younger brother and
" x7 L4 n6 Q7 k$ e8 c Csaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"7 h+ } v2 f8 t: x; q$ q) A
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A father was at the beach with his children
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grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore4 s* Q; r: P( }. V' h N8 p
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.+ J% ?" U9 o# r2 L) ^ Z
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.. K. m$ O4 s8 ?
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.- S' D7 f. `9 o! a: W4 { S
The boy thought a moment and then said,
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
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daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
# N( H) [; B. T9 h% ^' ?3 U' Vblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The& [2 W b3 ~9 I3 k) ~' I
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
3 v4 a4 g( P. ` U: FThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
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people to dinner?"% w2 [: T# A0 J: L: x0 Z
n3 O/ ^, ^( r5 B) OCheers!!!
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4 e- L' G/ Q, l# ]: V2 o+ ]. UPeace, love and happines! |
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