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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church, Y9 C! v: h; Y" ]2 r# t3 B3 z3 ]
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3-year-old Reese :
- m- r: b+ {+ j$ i$ e"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,3 w( r7 q1 G7 P1 L
Harold is his name.
& F8 F4 R( K. |% NAmen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:1 _2 O' e3 w' I; j# N7 q
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,) A& q+ p% z# e* s% R
don't worry about it.) ^4 a& \; F* \/ S' L
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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0 U* p: i; }  Q0 C( }! J! X! j1 S% DAfter the christening of his baby brother
: H' O( B) q) P3 O5 Q/ Z3 D$ {in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
8 N' h( F$ E( A, j* W- _# }in the back seat of the car. His father asked
+ _/ t7 G8 D6 B2 ?( b$ }him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
' X4 @! h; u# B* Y1 Iboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted1 F% g& a$ d# b* s2 P
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted5 m/ }. T% x' c: O8 r9 L; h: P  X
to stay with you guys."3 o9 L0 ^- W: P2 A  d

, g+ U9 o- W% o# b/ R' Y# SOne particular four-year-old prayed,
# P* K, k* M% x) j"And forgive us our trash baskets as
( S, B# c' i5 w% H2 rwe forgive those who put trash in our
( K1 f( ?4 _" R. Q% C, p8 E$ w* ~baskets."
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children as they were on the way to
# s3 [. q! `& N/ ~* BChurch service, "and why is it necessary
7 w4 f" [3 G. F; kto be quiet in Church?"; ?# j# q& b1 N- V2 O( o
One bright little girl replied,
/ }% o+ p6 v1 q: f6 a"Because people are sleeping."
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- C/ g8 M  X' ~4 K6 ~0 A1 Q$ x- O5 bA mother was preparing pancakes for
4 B& O* c- R% l$ C0 wher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.  J% S& w0 W8 j+ H
The boys began to argue over who would, I4 O) }# m  B' U
get the first pancake.# t0 \; l8 x" s, x! D* g0 ?3 Z
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
6 b2 @5 A8 C7 o8 g( hmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
- r6 d. E; h1 t3 r% [would say, 'Let my brother have the
6 \1 y* g! E) mfirst pancake, I can wait' ."
6 @( p) o# I( T7 w; e* S! z  VKevin turned to his younger brother and
. b* d* W) e: j  C- K1 Ksaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children+ g: z. q/ X1 L- W! t" K. B
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
. G! n8 f5 l. @. H% N/ Kgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore9 G) S# M4 k+ @( @. J- ?9 Z
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.: D( p5 d- V/ S8 r0 b5 ?
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
. C  d4 W( }% p"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.5 ?1 z. e. J. f9 R2 [0 I
The boy thought a moment and then said," y' T8 U, ~8 r
"Did God throw him back down?"
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- ^6 ~  L2 A8 g  t* |A wife invited some people to dinner.% p) [# F* H7 b5 V2 [; h6 z
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
1 E# a# F. E/ y# f9 C; X8 b! C7 Cdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
/ _# c! O! o* ^blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
" A! s! S; U. C( q7 Pgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
$ P( b2 l+ S) z/ M& U4 o! c% ^The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
+ a2 d$ S3 }8 Y6 X7 mand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these& q  W! X7 J- X, f5 X& D1 e
people to dinner?"; ?) r: L* j5 m& a! E

7 ^% s4 Y; k  J; H  ~Cheers!!!! V9 O7 `& d6 w" S; U2 v" Q' {2 z

; N. B! X4 e% G+ I2 gPeace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
4 a( ]  j( f- M5 K9 HVery funny stories. Kids are so cute!

" s+ {" {; i8 a0 P8 v0 b6 W+ xaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: 0 N: V" P' [) W! ?: T" u5 D9 }- q. z

) |, Z- x3 i/ d3 NRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.( x! {+ o1 F8 D+ b# G
"Don't be selfish!" I said.& _7 t% k0 m3 R$ p+ ^
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!" & D( H- h  u2 n0 v6 b/ A
I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
2 I+ X: r! K! |* [# q) O"Don't be selfish!" I said.
- H" X+ @) f0 C6 O/ Q4 e( ^My boy's eyes turned ...

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好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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; e& U. Q. ^) M* k好好吃

* x/ \8 |3 s6 v" g2 |ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: 0 c5 \+ f2 j; ^2 o! @, }) _8 [
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
9 x) c. X8 ~' V! @"Don't be selfish!" I said., T& a" B* S! J' g& P
My boy's eyes turned ...
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Aha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: / |# D$ ~$ D  w

% N; m. C) U0 n' W' vRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
' J  S9 q6 G7 }9 e) v6 A"Don't be selfish!" I said.6 O2 i) Z, ?) d: U
My boy's eyes turned ...

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Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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