可爱可笑的孩童

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Kids in Church

3 o3 I' ?8 S# L% {. [3-year-old Reese :
: u6 B# V5 x) J) D' X3 Q"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
8 j8 l# s& ^  m6 ^4 \* UHarold is his name.
3 ]) N0 T& D) `/ P2 J+ m3 ]Amen."

9 k# U8 ~' Y: Q1 T9 M5 a, kA little boy was overheard praying:
) S( i% q! X3 m2 z2 T"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
+ j3 i! O; m; N& Idon't worry about it.
5 q. }& q9 t3 wI'm having a real good time like I am."

After the christening of his baby brother
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
' s/ w$ C' W+ g5 [9 r, _1 Tin the back seat of the car. His father asked
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
  _/ ?+ o) w0 |boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
7 h6 t, b' j1 T0 x8 ^% |: |us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
% V, [: c" J* J9 b  R+ ~to stay with you guys."
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1 r* F# m; T1 k0 v- s1 y7 u9 tOne particular four-year-old prayed,
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
we forgive those who put trash in our
. D. s8 R! M/ m; Abaskets."

; v2 v& ^8 I7 ?6 H& xA Sunday school teacher asked her
* G& m7 \7 B3 [* @' vchildren as they were on the way to
Church service, "and why is it necessary
to be quiet in Church?"
One bright little girl replied,
! R8 O2 c" o7 \$ c"Because people are sleeping."
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7 w6 X0 h4 r/ D3 }8 t' l% V$ e% T8 \A mother was preparing pancakes for
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
$ O) z9 w' r5 F$ w$ J. |2 w$ H3 RThe boys began to argue over who would
get the first pancake.
- O0 D# Z+ F% F2 B: h) H2 b0 ]; [Their mother saw the opportunity for a
3 ?# Q0 _5 q8 w) K8 J; |6 f0 Dmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
would say, 'Let my brother have the
2 \, d1 i! x- Y" r: V+ R  c" zfirst pancake, I can wait' ."
% ?# l0 F( H/ z5 z9 m7 o! K" C. \Kevin turned to his younger brother and
7 a3 W6 I! Y1 A* [6 V( psaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"

+ R$ Q+ R. d: x. Z8 HA father was at the beach with his children
" O! y  N; u! N3 S, J! B8 i9 ?when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
2 X, A6 l5 n" I+ xwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
6 P5 k( W) a, A6 e# g  X$ i"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
The boy thought a moment and then said,
4 T' s' j0 K0 }- ^2 X) R"Did God throw him back down?"

# w& D+ p: U$ }2 y& EA wife invited some people to dinner.
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
. X  u3 r8 z; U7 y* PThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
& ?- j/ W: m3 o3 m+ s+ Land said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
people to dinner?"

* A% g0 [$ C' U2 i! PCheers!!!
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# O2 V2 v/ M  D# vPeace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
3 J' W) v3 b0 H- o( }3 l"Don't be selfish!" I said.
! x: H. O$ z9 I' k; G% J; gMy boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
/ w) G( A7 _2 _" J9 }I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
8 n3 C4 _3 A8 d# m: ?"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

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1 J% ?) ^0 f0 O/ t  A6 Y5 V+ T( z& H好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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好好吃

ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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7 m) ?& v, ^: \1 zaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

, W; N5 a+ r, M: {$ j, VRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
; }: Z$ r# f& L, ~"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

Aha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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- L. v) ]- y! p! eaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
4 c5 [7 I) a( s
, P$ p8 D& {) K. ]$ m' fRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
  w! L, \$ B3 _) c& L"Don't be selfish!" I said.
  E1 ~/ p& R) u. {5 b/ j3 q3 QMy boy's eyes turned ...

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" x( D4 l& q% QThanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby