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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :% R  X, J1 J. m
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,* Q+ `; z7 a/ L* n- f+ P. k- q
Harold is his name., w# X  ~1 K+ C: C! N' ^
Amen."
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8 u% q) _7 @2 h0 x, v( B% IA little boy was overheard praying:
: O  J5 H" i8 O"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
# R1 Q! g& ~; {# s' g/ vdon't worry about it.3 h* b5 V0 l( O; f" O  S* \( x) R
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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; w- [% _$ Y- J3 [# WAfter the christening of his baby brother
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us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
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/ e( [9 M0 B- u$ GOne particular four-year-old prayed,
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we forgive those who put trash in our
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A Sunday school teacher asked her3 P3 [: [! z5 q# O+ }' V) u/ S
children as they were on the way to4 g8 u' h0 y. U! @" N; u' `; J
Church service, "and why is it necessary& Y# R5 A2 y$ g! ^
to be quiet in Church?"6 f, z) n2 ?8 |0 Y1 ^3 K
One bright little girl replied,
$ g/ W8 ?+ I9 T( B$ C7 a' h"Because people are sleeping."  ^" m" K6 |5 t' i3 s2 ]( V4 ?
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A mother was preparing pancakes for& J9 V9 Q/ n2 ^6 u4 J
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3." N3 Q. v; b0 P, [, j# p* H! n) \  Y
The boys began to argue over who would
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Their mother saw the opportunity for a
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would say, 'Let my brother have the
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$ S* ^  ^* i" b# G2 C& m0 I% QKevin turned to his younger brother and' o) `* \+ M9 e' b; h
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"0 U$ o* S+ c4 Y5 e
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A father was at the beach with his children
$ d) x2 G8 v, s/ [% Qwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,
! h; N9 g  H2 o1 |& `2 j% {grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
* ^. R" T" E+ ?2 s7 xwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
. z( C$ M+ ~: m' `% n+ X"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.  C6 B) ]: X' O, i" a" Y$ x3 z
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.* p$ l0 }, Z) s5 a+ ^4 h
The boy thought a moment and then said,3 {: c' @8 {* c5 g9 F
"Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
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daughter and said, "Would you like to say the( h) O& ]5 f% U; X
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The, t- Z# Q9 t1 s: @: l% M; X
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."( j: q% k8 G# d
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head, E* F% s! h$ w7 O3 Q
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
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9 z8 R( d; a: |% U: s; X, J- oCheers!!!+ w. h) |' R% I* k+ e2 h5 U
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Peace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表 ' H; b! ?- g9 z. m) B- ~
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

( K! X5 ^8 ?6 g* F  maha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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4 M5 \2 {' x# X3 l1 k& QRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.( r* P1 S" r( P
"Don't be selfish!" I said.' v6 h* `4 P' J7 d  I$ t4 k8 j
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!" / W8 _1 A$ i- `* U( }
I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.  O; w6 ~. D" V
"Don't be selfish!" I said.0 D/ J9 ]/ U' |" I7 o% e
My boy's eyes turned ...

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$ C* q- V/ E5 h# a2 A$ q# @7 M好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表 & Z3 ^$ a( r9 [+ ^- ]- ^3 x

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好好吃

+ O! f6 C0 h! h2 S5 |0 ^& Dha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: * a0 U0 Y$ T8 O  J7 P( r( A0 s  ^* e

. x/ D9 h3 b1 ZRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
" r( O( ~, Q- u0 k2 Y% d% |; r% _"Don't be selfish!" I said./ c# o2 u# W9 Q( ^
My boy's eyes turned ...
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Aha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 $ J, j/ w- ^8 P7 h0 v

5 [: p9 q# Q# t( i$ F- a7 aaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.. o' s1 m4 v& F
"Don't be selfish!" I said.3 ]9 r% I( W2 H  D5 P+ V
My boy's eyes turned ...
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: U! g  p8 X9 G& LThanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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发表于 2008-2-20 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
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