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Kids in Church2 X; B/ e z$ d( B9 q) b; u
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3-year-old Reese :& d! N1 S5 `( j9 c+ @* V6 u: r
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
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Amen.". F- J W* K9 M
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A little boy was overheard praying:
0 G7 o, \( }7 h" X, T% F! c"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
' L7 n' [$ E+ S; L5 z$ Y" adon't worry about it.6 ^! x$ \6 ^, t
I'm having a real good time like I am."( I9 k) a% u) y# b
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After the christening of his baby brother
" T9 s7 y3 @8 w/ ^in church, Jason sobbed all the way home5 R$ ~1 X0 \. _* s
in the back seat of the car. His father asked, {! u3 E. t1 h/ W
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the' Q" ]! E% d4 `* U
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
) I3 d1 i# K. t- C U3 Mus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
7 r% o; c- L4 K2 gto stay with you guys."
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7 ]5 v6 z1 v$ B5 OOne particular four-year-old prayed,
% U* c1 h; o# z1 i' F6 L* B& J"And forgive us our trash baskets as% D) k7 f! r3 R) Z# _
we forgive those who put trash in our
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
- \; B' g0 c" E% N6 i9 echildren as they were on the way to
. ]! f; j, v% H: e6 ?Church service, "and why is it necessary+ A( o+ [1 t7 b6 _8 u- y
to be quiet in Church?"3 C$ r: y8 b1 u* u% U- S
One bright little girl replied,1 O% t) l+ m( ^0 N) H2 \( R
"Because people are sleeping." @6 K7 F6 V- S2 |. T0 D; ~. u! G, J
4 h" \! t9 Q; F# K6 S6 X3 q! SA mother was preparing pancakes for. v6 i. v% j3 z: D1 v
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.# X9 @8 e& o0 F; S
The boys began to argue over who would
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Their mother saw the opportunity for a0 k7 ^# U9 i3 q; N
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He K; B4 X4 `- h( T3 t
would say, 'Let my brother have the) k5 Y2 a) K/ D- Y8 C6 e- l$ {$ D
first pancake, I can wait' ."
* Q. c' J" F% y4 ~. EKevin turned to his younger brother and; }) d6 L1 Z1 D7 {7 v
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"1 Z3 x: w6 v- z2 R
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A father was at the beach with his children
8 S( Q2 E, f7 [7 K# Vwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,1 ^( b! F9 U( M8 M
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore8 @! ]' K3 [1 M4 B9 f
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.7 G2 Q d9 f. g* }; o: ^! _9 w
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.' t& F' v9 J3 q, D$ v$ `- N
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
: o/ u0 O0 {' o XThe boy thought a moment and then said,' e4 ^0 r3 H+ G$ w
"Did God throw him back down?"6 j: M" y. }& t1 Q; f
% t7 ]2 D5 P D" EA wife invited some people to dinner.. e; o6 p) w6 v4 `, K# z4 A
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old( P; c. ]( T) A, l! p G! S
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
/ ~* L, q& g6 ]# d: e8 Ublessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The/ b- l. v4 ]' L, l( k+ @
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."# y1 p- A$ K! X1 Y7 Q2 k
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head l% _) d+ |% L/ [( l0 U
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these# ?, d7 X# M8 R: e i8 w
people to dinner?"
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9 J9 ~# t2 r9 d, l. t* |Cheers!!!
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1 U1 o- ^7 T! k0 v. D; o/ Z) l3 |Peace, love and happines! |
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