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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :: M' Q7 u7 N: y
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,: f0 z2 o6 D" T/ d5 ]
Harold is his name.
- D5 D/ a" R0 lAmen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:
; o- n8 r8 I8 O; [/ Z/ C/ M8 M"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,# T& y+ c% v% s' E
don't worry about it.
; u- b" H5 R1 r4 GI'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother
0 ?$ S7 r- d3 i% @in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
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him three times what was wrong. Finally, the0 ~& ^! L) b2 }" G8 a' m
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted: `3 q( H4 [& L7 \& V
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
# y( Z- I$ Z! y: Nto stay with you guys.", x, D/ ~+ l& X* g- L% M6 ~% N

! W! v! [3 h8 Y3 F: bOne particular four-year-old prayed,9 _& Y% o" Y! j$ n7 O  H' ^
"And forgive us our trash baskets as+ U; s* P1 ]! H' a# p
we forgive those who put trash in our% H9 x  O+ f( q0 S8 w) x7 ~* M
baskets."
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A Sunday school teacher asked her1 Z/ \9 p6 i+ k3 y1 V
children as they were on the way to
- P, Q0 w# M0 `Church service, "and why is it necessary
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One bright little girl replied,
* _6 z8 S5 J. w7 h$ ^"Because people are sleeping."
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* }' U2 s. J- x0 D1 j/ A5 B1 jA mother was preparing pancakes for$ }; u( B7 F+ g' f/ m7 O3 G
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
, S9 n! n% T& W5 E# ^2 NThe boys began to argue over who would
# G, T) A: m2 d% w( Sget the first pancake.
7 \, a" l$ C6 t/ C$ H' e8 Z2 ?Their mother saw the opportunity for a- c/ N7 o; T6 W
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He, [" x, ?% ^5 u4 P$ o# ^9 P( C) P) g
would say, 'Let my brother have the
5 O7 G+ O! @1 s) a$ H* E  r* K- Efirst pancake, I can wait' ."
9 }( e; c" r" O* H; g& Z8 }" [Kevin turned to his younger brother and
- e* i8 i2 Y0 o* ~! nsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"" ~( Y: @$ a! n: {0 W- a' g

9 h! |4 Z% }  I2 s' G2 |A father was at the beach with his children
7 m  t6 w( ]$ G+ v% cwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,, j1 J8 L  Q4 F. P& d, w9 {
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore( [- m0 H) U! w2 R2 t6 ?, o0 ^* H
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
/ z/ p; K6 }1 q  n5 Q"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.4 d! D" u7 }  h- Q
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
; S# k. i" P$ ~, OThe boy thought a moment and then said,
1 Z& P0 W. q- f& e: ]% M4 {- _: K"Did God throw him back down?"  g) M# m& G; `. r! v

8 n. S9 L; H* NA wife invited some people to dinner.
! B& c( m1 i/ |At the table, she turned to their six-year-old7 _9 C4 C! a8 @- U% c4 N* q
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the; A$ c' n5 o) t! E$ F+ G
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
3 [$ k# D( s& U, J, xgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
# T$ E' g6 K9 J5 \7 `The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
# w3 i$ V9 r! |# e2 l! R5 \and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these" T( z8 t- w  e" x2 x# c9 y. c
people to dinner?"0 J( D) n# l: k' v. u, o) V4 V
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Cheers!!!1 u; ^. @' G" ]  i' H+ }4 f( ?
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Peace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
- C6 G! P- D$ o( i! eVery funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: 2 L! y5 a' h+ ^  O  _5 M7 k9 S. G
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.7 E/ `* I* t9 Y+ T% U9 n' o
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
4 t- J( \5 q5 J+ Y9 t/ r# wMy boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!" ' b! m( h7 t% G/ `5 R2 t6 I5 }" \) y
I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 5 W8 z! t2 y- E3 u
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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$ {% U# j' }# n* \+ x- u7 N+ b( p: [Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
- m0 \- K  R- B! O. a3 V"Don't be selfish!" I said.# T% R' s- i  d- o" H
My boy's eyes turned ...

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好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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- A+ d% a# p; ^: h( x% g好好吃

! Q3 E; T3 X& R  \4 S, O1 gha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: ) z/ _9 U! j0 z- G/ b, f- t
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
( O7 u9 ]3 i0 |6 Y! l"Don't be selfish!" I said.% \; ]2 y. @' C8 H9 F" h3 B
My boy's eyes turned ...
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9 [* k$ t- Y  }8 E( \" Q0 {Aha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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0 f9 T0 P5 g' ]/ }5 u* [; w6 Xaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: & s, g) c4 y4 E# D0 S0 ~( c
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.4 {0 d1 {+ ^1 `5 F# l1 u
"Don't be selfish!" I said.8 t: P1 }  e  X; Y" x8 y
My boy's eyes turned ...

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Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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发表于 2008-2-20 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
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