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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :
; @! u4 i$ A1 _' b"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,3 p" s6 V1 Y+ O' l" ^7 s8 Z
Harold is his name.
( P3 K3 Z. k1 X# h8 l; eAmen."
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( @' q* T- S6 a0 ^, ~7 p$ uA little boy was overheard praying:
/ t! ?6 g9 G5 O9 K: }) B* z4 X7 z"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
* P/ D/ k: y  B  qdon't worry about it.
- j$ u7 ~$ p- nI'm having a real good time like I am."$ ]$ w; D$ X" A9 f4 u+ c
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After the christening of his baby brother
( L; B' ]1 c( z$ y& V. P" Cin church, Jason sobbed all the way home, K' N; M' K  f# Q/ i
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
+ g6 k$ c3 \, F( M6 bhim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
9 l2 ~9 n4 ^4 `) u9 y( W& z+ Xboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
8 v( N+ ?) H7 R, Z9 }- m! g0 cus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted: ?( H# R- s  w1 ~) S
to stay with you guys."/ o( y( k: W& \" g0 g
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One particular four-year-old prayed,# G& f) I3 E0 f9 N
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
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6 E/ _7 }2 }. a' e9 a9 F' xbaskets."2 U( C1 D+ i. L
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A Sunday school teacher asked her0 V8 s1 o; ~7 M% T8 T
children as they were on the way to  [/ `6 O- G4 L& D4 v$ b  E
Church service, "and why is it necessary
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One bright little girl replied,
& X, t5 w9 W: Y* T2 u"Because people are sleeping."
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8 l! N* a9 H4 oA mother was preparing pancakes for, k1 t( j2 n+ k0 R
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
, I" T3 O0 C" `$ \The boys began to argue over who would
6 U$ {5 l# `" m$ x7 eget the first pancake.
5 e+ {3 ?9 \7 ^( RTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
& y# S$ ^( B/ Mmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He/ m5 K5 f3 X5 |% ?) [
would say, 'Let my brother have the; y+ X# M; a6 ^) j  @
first pancake, I can wait' ."
8 V9 E. p* a: J$ H" TKevin turned to his younger brother and- v& S2 H6 B) O0 Z2 _& L* {
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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" x: W; P; N- w3 W5 jA father was at the beach with his children5 B. ^  w' [9 a5 v+ a
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,! b- z7 [1 h* ?8 c/ k
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore/ h! F" x; c+ C: B
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.! h; X0 j' j3 H2 Y: Z0 M' s
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
2 p* _+ B# S3 [* h"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied./ T/ N9 R# T* s+ I. F  K7 a* `
The boy thought a moment and then said,
& P8 {% G1 T0 {2 y  |: Z+ B' x"Did God throw him back down?"
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  c5 l8 m- v5 sA wife invited some people to dinner.
, Y0 [8 i+ @. A# ?At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
; g) y4 H# U& u/ ^, udaughter and said, "Would you like to say the) v% S( a0 v% P
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The3 b7 \8 J+ B8 D# ^) S2 F
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."! u# r5 x; w& Z+ i- M; M* q
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
: P8 F, {' B/ t) r) O! _and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
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  j$ ?4 L0 m+ p  \6 RCheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
* o/ q$ F4 m* n7 d$ Q9 UVery funny stories. Kids are so cute!

. g! |0 I& B+ b6 j/ Yaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: + S8 X) y; D8 J% z6 N7 [$ [
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.7 t- y# T# J. y& c  H0 ^
"Don't be selfish!" I said./ B! j5 F( W; j+ E3 E+ J
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!" 2 ^( J) _& {7 b
I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 : q" D* V0 J" ~" ^& i

$ L4 Z) N4 w* ^! Y* F+ Yaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: + ~, z4 r0 m3 Q0 c9 p5 D

; W0 A/ s4 j. n# p5 yRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.: f2 K6 \7 n6 Q* |6 m8 c8 K
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
5 x" w( g" d) d2 l: |2 MMy boy's eyes turned ...
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好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表 8 S0 p0 P! t8 j; t% t& @
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. p) D8 M+ s% M( s" x好好吃

0 Z6 y" F+ Y4 m' _ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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3 r9 j) d/ \7 J6 z3 IRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
( j$ G" o- ^" N  S"Don't be selfish!" I said.
2 l4 o: R# H; h* h4 r+ k8 QMy boy's eyes turned ...

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Aha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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, j! A+ T6 N, e/ a9 naha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: ) \1 X0 J4 |5 [  k7 l
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
* c) R; ^, `" Y& [6 g! l0 p"Don't be selfish!" I said.8 e0 W  [# T1 A7 V3 m3 b  }
My boy's eyes turned ...
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3 [: X) z% D/ ]/ C+ T0 C8 DThanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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发表于 2008-2-20 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
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