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Kids in Church. h* }/ r+ o0 K+ O
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3-year-old Reese :, a% F3 Y3 N6 [: O! ?
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
4 |+ S- O) f' O0 \/ n: G& f" CHarold is his name.
, [; _& r. e! c) r' U( TAmen."
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" M; r- p: n3 z9 M& g0 a* mA little boy was overheard praying:
5 ]$ I* A4 m3 \% _* m( j"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
1 H0 q9 t: B0 p* l2 Z# t! _7 ?9 x8 l( Xdon't worry about it.) t' ?" e8 h$ o2 M6 ]+ a
I'm having a real good time like I am.") Z- z9 `0 J& y( ^( W3 ~
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After the christening of his baby brother) G; W% X) n9 V8 ]& Y& G! y
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home0 @( X9 Y; F( l3 _. d( q0 Y* n
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
, z' k5 u. j5 x& U" y) ghim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
% z0 r7 `1 H3 C( ^& ]7 O- B& Hboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
* r+ @6 ~% g% A$ g% y! _us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
! K7 E0 r& N# Hto stay with you guys."+ c5 S+ j: I3 t8 R% d
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One particular four-year-old prayed,! u, f- ?3 A1 [/ F# q$ _
"And forgive us our trash baskets as% a$ u& T1 t* l- C# {
we forgive those who put trash in our; X/ Q) g) S2 |
baskets."8 u1 L4 T) X, [4 y8 p' e
9 {/ ?" [4 K& |) i& O# E9 [! U1 FA Sunday school teacher asked her) a8 j' V5 A4 S* b
children as they were on the way to) f/ D4 D! ]# [ E$ J& O5 `
Church service, "and why is it necessary
7 L" \! M7 j6 _; [6 \' ]to be quiet in Church?"$ R+ ]6 `. C) Q2 o8 c% P; l
One bright little girl replied,8 O$ L+ i- `6 E
"Because people are sleeping."
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1 a- @( F6 {7 A3 W' o! \A mother was preparing pancakes for
- A4 h- z% w2 z$ {her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.8 i5 [. T2 ?1 p. w6 l
The boys began to argue over who would+ Y8 k& R* j* i
get the first pancake., A" g1 Y3 i1 m
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
. v. O {) k5 g4 {8 J( Umoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
+ y, X d* j$ s$ O @1 @& r! j" \would say, 'Let my brother have the! J$ E1 W- D; _' v2 Q/ ^' F: M
first pancake, I can wait' ."
+ L \! x1 p- k# N9 tKevin turned to his younger brother and& H' R5 a; U' J% N# ?
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"$ s, s- _; n, ~2 D0 C
. b3 v) R2 g8 p7 ?( I1 xA father was at the beach with his children( [; C& G4 z7 t
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,* ] @8 ?3 w) v: c/ `; N, |( \1 J
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore3 s' d9 K7 D1 f. n" I2 T3 X6 x( e2 @* K
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.2 [4 u- S" d% t( W8 I
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
2 ^( u u* l/ h' {& W( u"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
( B0 k6 ~$ a9 J) MThe boy thought a moment and then said,; [8 c+ |6 |( Y; J& D$ ~
"Did God throw him back down?"7 u$ ?, N+ _ u/ u+ C. c3 ~4 T
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
/ W6 b5 h3 N/ l8 J7 sAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old" z2 o) u2 V( K9 u( N Y# z) F- O
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
9 A# `$ J/ B6 tblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The: ~5 X# h/ O% b; e M ^ Q
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."' ]) l( Y6 {* B! w3 m+ j2 }; U. r* b# u
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head! c- P: A4 Q3 f6 C7 l
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these( x- q8 _' |4 `; U ~
people to dinner?"
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Cheers!!!! B/ \. w9 E, B$ }* o. |
3 f# Y0 Y9 Q- i% _: f8 e- E1 gPeace, love and happines! |
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