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Kids in Church2 L8 P) F+ w" m6 ]
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3-year-old Reese :& j- d& c2 B, O% F! T
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,5 o: x1 `+ _ c& h. H- o
Harold is his name.$ [* w7 M+ \& J* d2 s
Amen."; s$ I" D* e" z+ q2 u1 q3 F
3 x% G) S' ]& JA little boy was overheard praying:) [. G3 B. f& Y4 R, L- G7 ~ [
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
, h; `* U; K j: O% Pdon't worry about it.2 @+ p: x4 W+ e0 s+ z
I'm having a real good time like I am."$ K' @0 X$ S Z) `8 r* }, n5 c! A7 ?! q
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After the christening of his baby brother
3 F" Z1 t4 F+ I, j4 ein church, Jason sobbed all the way home
$ y/ P+ i I; X8 x+ Z6 z3 y: Xin the back seat of the car. His father asked+ A0 x- S) U' F2 i% j0 H
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the' }; ? F, `/ s; {% d
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
) `4 f7 h, K" o. f' M' _us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
' F/ J) `7 `6 o0 F- Sto stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed,
) \: U5 f8 V7 ]+ _4 h. V"And forgive us our trash baskets as
, I, ?: P- s: w$ U( w cwe forgive those who put trash in our- j0 J: j6 D5 X$ V0 T/ T
baskets."
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
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Church service, "and why is it necessary3 W% W1 U7 g0 C+ ?
to be quiet in Church?"0 x7 g+ H5 M# Q( m4 }
One bright little girl replied,
2 @0 R ?1 Y$ S/ z9 G"Because people are sleeping."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for: ]$ K4 m, c6 j3 W) f
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.2 ^( ~# L3 S$ N2 n5 M; x; s
The boys began to argue over who would2 E Z8 U) O9 Y7 U: w1 h
get the first pancake.
: y3 g+ v& u4 ?! h$ [ iTheir mother saw the opportunity for a& o9 c: }9 u u3 i& s: M4 e6 V
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He& W, k7 J: Z) `- }* O6 N; Y
would say, 'Let my brother have the
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3 w6 t7 b! P2 L, F8 E5 x$ l# xKevin turned to his younger brother and
0 B1 I; I$ N! }7 O. [- Bsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"! M6 K. C+ T( s2 @0 Z. A& g8 c
; r7 y! n8 ]) M" A- PA father was at the beach with his children, K8 U7 _+ R) c# M0 d- k/ D
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
& K4 ~) V, v2 s% _0 k% H4 h: Bgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
) F3 i: i9 z$ T- U5 Wwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.' |0 M6 [9 @4 L' @: { |! Q5 r
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.8 c6 U/ H5 Z! j* Q$ \% q
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.! u% }! p& Y, U' l6 U1 L7 J1 W& {
The boy thought a moment and then said,$ |" ]- ` @& U- K6 T
"Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
: g8 J8 w1 Y) W6 }8 E9 L1 A. B+ MAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
/ D; Y2 z- V" x; \9 n$ ]6 \daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
/ T# c9 R8 U: f- z bblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
2 X+ M8 _3 I3 ~3 C! o) {- dgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
9 ]. W X/ v# ?: V8 E1 o! LThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head5 G, J) l* m3 d Q
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
2 [& o7 z- ^4 j$ t/ n5 ipeople to dinner?"
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Cheers!!!: ]8 m6 A) \: t8 }
' A8 Y2 f! X9 D+ V: t5 iPeace, love and happines! |
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