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3-year-old Reese :2 Y2 X Q/ p8 e( s$ I$ l$ k; ]
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,; ?3 B7 g. L0 \) c3 q6 u/ s
Harold is his name.
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A little boy was overheard praying:0 W' Y. I, V0 _3 a
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
# E; _5 q" F- c5 h! ldon't worry about it.: k9 p" l" S8 m) h
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother
# {2 l7 |& A( ]5 Z# r9 bin church, Jason sobbed all the way home7 v' p' I5 U0 E3 m
in the back seat of the car. His father asked4 r' y$ [1 W4 m1 H# F6 _
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
; b Y8 I8 X- o6 I3 fboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
$ o% F- i" S7 a& Ous broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted ~& N$ n2 y8 }, ~9 q
to stay with you guys."0 L% I: P- Z4 \
/ V N! N% r& g. s6 U& A: B' @One particular four-year-old prayed," z5 R' `- H2 W( F# k
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
+ }( \2 G. S4 k7 gwe forgive those who put trash in our
" Y+ J2 K3 h; @) U! I. h' ~baskets."1 x; S3 u$ m4 J
, _5 ]! M$ A; N/ b' B% _' v1 G( H qA Sunday school teacher asked her) |' O% x W( d0 s- e+ a( i
children as they were on the way to
$ h5 R: n: V& o, S7 q& QChurch service, "and why is it necessary
8 K8 p/ K4 F5 z. Qto be quiet in Church?"6 N) H* K4 b, k p2 U& K, C
One bright little girl replied,
$ W" n# \* ?8 u, T7 I. E% V"Because people are sleeping."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for( n( X* k3 H: Z2 }* ^
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
& S6 H) t( `! a, T7 GThe boys began to argue over who would
. j3 N+ {# G' r' L+ Z! Aget the first pancake.
y- t% G# B6 s# f3 yTheir mother saw the opportunity for a7 t3 c1 g5 _' v( o
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He0 M+ Q6 [7 r! Y; R' h- q
would say, 'Let my brother have the% c8 @, }+ D, C s( i2 L% O& M
first pancake, I can wait' ."
$ [" H5 i2 @9 m( m# K3 g2 [2 O* {Kevin turned to his younger brother and; d2 V/ b7 t/ U1 K# E3 g9 n, l
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !" a- P: d2 q9 g8 {' w; Y
$ w7 u7 d, s4 ?( KA father was at the beach with his children
) Y; y! ?# n) ` i" Mwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,# m. t' D. v- J, J- o0 ]3 x
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
9 f9 b) ~8 C5 H1 W. G1 D" j0 ]) Pwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
5 F- ^6 ~3 U8 M4 {"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
. j. ?% f4 @8 w$ K"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.% Y- D+ y- e" z, B! c
The boy thought a moment and then said,
/ J. ]$ {* g4 q, ]"Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
& \8 t( ?3 {9 k8 S& _3 b% @, _" b( n/ sAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
5 i/ B0 h# N7 S9 l$ ]) E) @' Ndaughter and said, "Would you like to say the/ w0 ~; ]( c+ \7 ~
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The5 f) F" z; G8 f8 J- F# {& {( G0 d
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."6 t! i& u2 K& }. q% L4 W
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
6 f8 i2 T+ y1 ], aand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
4 t4 }! V& E+ {. K3 |1 Opeople to dinner?"
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Cheers!!!0 Z, T$ b, v( e. y. Q
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