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Kids in Church7 {) q5 p% r0 G! ?% l
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3-year-old Reese : x, Q0 z( f7 l% r. C& y
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,5 L3 H" W b; u6 L5 z" C
Harold is his name.% i# V- Q& I4 G) b0 a
Amen."
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6 G* G3 G. g7 f7 ~/ x8 y; cA little boy was overheard praying:
8 T: w( o$ A1 l* ~' a; o3 H% F* D"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
. c' m* M1 O" V9 |6 Z$ }/ adon't worry about it.: I: H, w) M2 F- V! n
I'm having a real good time like I am."3 R5 L! g" {, s; n6 s9 [/ x8 L3 D
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After the christening of his baby brother' Z1 j" K! n! c: b, p6 K
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home) h6 K& M0 a+ j% @' `1 v
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
' U$ R2 a# X) c9 l. m1 V/ E- S) Vhim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
/ m; |. z6 N) M, a& Iboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
/ K5 k+ }/ a4 A% u0 n$ F& }8 k5 vus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted$ r9 _% a; Z3 D6 k6 w
to stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed,
5 D7 Y2 q& B, j9 f; N"And forgive us our trash baskets as
7 ^1 Q- M g# w Swe forgive those who put trash in our
T' R; a \' i/ z9 h3 M, Y p% r' Cbaskets."$ j# J9 m7 J ]$ i, h. E: L% f
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A Sunday school teacher asked her4 |- Q* L9 ^/ K) y' [; n1 `6 U2 `
children as they were on the way to* j/ U+ K2 y1 D; `4 |$ V+ [
Church service, "and why is it necessary
! V. w- [+ I* l9 ato be quiet in Church?"
( y& q/ s5 l" F+ tOne bright little girl replied,, k* ~/ {; D; c# T3 D( \" F
"Because people are sleeping."3 l0 d' X# i$ ^; K+ V v/ p
' m v ]+ W" b% rA mother was preparing pancakes for1 u1 a9 p/ f2 ~( l2 _, m' M0 ?$ K8 @4 M
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.( Z1 F3 N4 A5 K# K1 l
The boys began to argue over who would
% {: y$ H9 C1 K$ Yget the first pancake.
/ F* ?% z3 H: Q; }0 V, ?$ NTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
+ U0 Y' h- K7 g4 ~9 rmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
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first pancake, I can wait' ."$ I9 Z: E- K( d
Kevin turned to his younger brother and8 q1 P8 C ~# {2 \) W, Y
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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2 Y ~/ L/ e+ Z: tA father was at the beach with his children
7 p! R4 e9 a) ~) I. }# Y6 fwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,* y5 J6 Q( V+ }
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore; p! ? j* m; [% \ X
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
: D; t5 `' `2 K# X( [8 h! V6 Z"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
) w4 X! X# N/ z: o& n! W. P"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.4 ^' C) I n3 s; g! z" V4 D
The boy thought a moment and then said,3 N/ U: J- o! K$ r& M
"Did God throw him back down?"! H% Y( K7 ^ G$ L4 t+ M K
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A wife invited some people to dinner.2 b0 F/ s$ _( k. S
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old6 Y% o% R# ~ F% _* z8 ^# v
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
i2 T6 L1 t, @ \' I8 Y$ ^blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
$ e3 |9 E; N3 U3 N# B X, t- Bgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."6 q. F# Q+ ^% q
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head& ^9 C2 R: l! Y' e( l
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
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Cheers!!!( G. T) b) D+ a# G: ^
; u- s6 p6 R8 \$ N* a5 r- tPeace, love and happines! |
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