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Kids in Church
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$ M# o5 L* f2 i' X& i3-year-old Reese :' v( L, `' j, t4 x
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
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A little boy was overheard praying:
5 A4 h$ v- g S) X5 w"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,9 t- ]. D4 k L" L
don't worry about it.2 x% j9 v- }# v$ C6 D0 P
I'm having a real good time like I am."2 O: i( \2 ], G1 r
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After the christening of his baby brother+ c* T6 C7 k- {0 [% W* X( m) L1 o( \
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home! ?+ _4 v* _- h0 I
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
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boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
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( Q( k6 x1 h( d% _7 k. HOne particular four-year-old prayed,
* @6 ]4 E8 [% `# C' z"And forgive us our trash baskets as
: k2 p! I: O7 O9 F2 _we forgive those who put trash in our/ L/ e. }* ^: `/ @
baskets."& C; k2 K R6 y, Z; C
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A Sunday school teacher asked her; f. k: c4 S1 a$ |3 q
children as they were on the way to
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to be quiet in Church?"
1 [0 w2 j2 H# _7 kOne bright little girl replied,
) D( {0 [. R3 Z& G4 A1 q( a"Because people are sleeping."5 h2 F- \7 s( w: i @
% T. D. H) t) x% r, V1 C: Y7 a0 fA mother was preparing pancakes for M* Z3 ^- d8 I. v! O6 p6 l% v
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3." R3 n1 [1 M/ k5 J: ^' R. f& O n
The boys began to argue over who would$ f+ Y5 d: g1 r, i G
get the first pancake.
5 X% J( z! n6 F! ZTheir mother saw the opportunity for a1 p5 t% o0 n7 l4 d& U. s
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He$ z) c- g. n* O U$ A- p8 c! k2 |
would say, 'Let my brother have the, W$ l5 |% G) M
first pancake, I can wait' ."' f! L- J7 H- {. h: l
Kevin turned to his younger brother and" U6 c5 G/ Z# B& t$ v7 E3 m: q
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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7 M5 P/ O2 U3 G2 ?A father was at the beach with his children. \1 t2 |1 k+ @: ~& O
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,8 W3 Y4 q0 G+ e9 H- y, [5 n
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore9 i T2 w; k% G+ \% p' V i
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
( ~. ^) p- S, O; r: k/ J/ z"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.+ j( P6 G; B3 U+ b8 }3 G
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied., A% @2 A/ l/ k2 f. f
The boy thought a moment and then said,
$ C, J# N7 _* @5 G/ U0 t* S"Did God throw him back down?"
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3 R7 V q( A$ w- oA wife invited some people to dinner.
- H" z, ~: j- e& a VAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
0 }. h2 P+ d' h( g- Sdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
3 [ q- b/ A# kblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The$ `2 t# R. v# k4 y% _, c4 D
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
+ T, D! j. I% |2 [$ bThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
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people to dinner?"
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Cheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines! |
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