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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church/ y2 q! |, t$ q0 q9 \0 K' `

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4 c9 e8 }7 b* ^"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
, s# m: k, V( |  yHarold is his name.. E' f$ o) U- [. U- W
Amen."1 t& Q' Y! _5 S8 f7 V  h% N

# a1 l* j# q: T. FA little boy was overheard praying:
8 ^1 b. G( y% w, \5 b$ T2 |( I; ]2 V"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,% g' O! c2 y( q0 R
don't worry about it.: T5 G8 T( F2 S' H( h& v4 P! W
I'm having a real good time like I am."! |) H7 y# e2 ?9 C

/ e) @# R; |/ F% g( p* {After the christening of his baby brother- H) D$ K  ?7 e
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home) s  C/ i, Z% I7 p: G5 i
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
7 l: u8 z$ f. u0 i  J' `9 ]him three times what was wrong. Finally, the* }6 H8 r" x: h; ^" z+ q1 u- z
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted3 b' O- ^# ?) ~4 G! B" H4 r2 O
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
1 S/ f+ K: C* N* o9 _to stay with you guys."
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1 A, z) w7 y' C; YOne particular four-year-old prayed,/ S* G$ p; m) v# S, m" A
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
; x. K3 i4 g" q; z6 `9 Nwe forgive those who put trash in our
/ U4 L6 H" o. n0 `3 l6 Ybaskets."5 w" A0 c3 ^9 s( @% x/ f

& A# B2 R/ R, h5 z- V( e7 h5 \, bA Sunday school teacher asked her1 ]2 N: x% _8 W7 [; O, |0 V" L8 h
children as they were on the way to
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3 @, `5 }* _/ G& W+ Xto be quiet in Church?"
; K! w" o/ G: R. LOne bright little girl replied,
% Z5 w: N1 V4 \& w"Because people are sleeping."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for
, h' o4 m. h1 b: ^5 C( f( Y6 _3 ^her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
" t. m# I- S' z% }' u& J$ gThe boys began to argue over who would) d# X! a1 D/ ]; N  ~7 m" h
get the first pancake.
7 Q9 j) s" a9 N- s2 f" NTheir mother saw the opportunity for a5 o* ^- p# V8 [5 M% O1 {# ?
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He7 g! I  @7 T( e  Y, E- }( [& X  o$ s
would say, 'Let my brother have the
; P' I6 _. M6 i1 G7 K! }first pancake, I can wait' ."1 A" K& J% P/ c* K  k, O
Kevin turned to his younger brother and0 s5 o% [. P4 {9 S( O" w5 {# z
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"  a+ q, @! t( I# H+ G: r: m) m
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A father was at the beach with his children
$ \" Y, Y+ s* Q6 q8 Uwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,8 U$ o6 ]  ~! L, ?  K
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
0 n/ Q0 H: L! m7 O& Q- Vwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.- ]# N# t% f9 c' H" Z# G2 z# h0 e
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.  m# z, C( s" A: E( M) Y% g  I
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
) _6 x  f7 x6 T4 d! ]1 A! i- KThe boy thought a moment and then said,
! t3 Y& T: J' P( H" J"Did God throw him back down?"# @) f0 E- B+ S# q- v
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
$ F/ i6 Y9 j- e4 ~+ r4 bAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
4 z# X) t1 C3 p, [+ P; C/ H- {daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
' c# G) V3 W; x0 f; ?% a+ U9 i  _blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The5 k6 L1 W: ]7 Q6 |# }
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."4 N: u9 c+ ?& N6 A
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
5 r8 C" `4 D5 i1 c" {$ l1 Pand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these) [( S; Z; O( v  U
people to dinner?": h6 a% w( k3 v4 k8 a! Z# p8 q2 q, s
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Cheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表 # j  C+ [% S( M  B0 u0 V
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: 0 v- Z7 d: \9 l  Q4 ~% d
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.6 g8 u# T) y1 E' L. A
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
1 h; ^) Z3 n2 z4 [. r- A8 u& S5 V+ FMy boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!" " x. |* Z0 P# ]
I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 ; K8 d: E) E5 P. [
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: % a1 A5 h+ M( A( k
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
( Z: j7 M- d8 _"Don't be selfish!" I said.* E# h6 E- [5 X4 D  g! O
My boy's eyes turned ...

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好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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好好吃

! ?: e, L. S5 U2 _, gha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 % n& g& c+ ~2 x9 d7 ]: u1 w  E' R
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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+ k/ C( [' U& ^+ L9 e" |Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.' \1 D4 \8 t' o' F( x' n- W
"Don't be selfish!" I said.! u# `1 `, s1 L2 f$ i
My boy's eyes turned ...

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, H) v" r  N2 f9 J2 J/ y; J; P) gAha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 ( P- ?, L3 P9 b/ S5 i, j" J. h

% j- {$ b* n  saha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: 5 x) [8 D6 l* _0 C  Y
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.5 b% n: Q1 q4 v; G4 K! u1 H
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
3 y$ P' [- C4 C$ }% v1 y, k( YMy boy's eyes turned ...
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0 d* K4 X% H. mThanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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