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Kids in Church

# d3 v) f; ~/ A2 Q3-year-old Reese :
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
6 G0 I$ d( j3 C: q  R* XHarold is his name.
Amen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:
# |5 _2 ]2 \7 _9 j$ x"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
don't worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother
. A5 I! e+ w5 N/ U) s  X5 gin church, Jason sobbed all the way home
) e9 K. m  F9 R2 b$ Tin the back seat of the car. His father asked
5 |! b9 ~$ D2 V+ V0 ]him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
9 S- t5 T/ I+ [boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
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4 O1 S3 I, y/ x' {: E2 x, LOne particular four-year-old prayed,
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
we forgive those who put trash in our
5 `6 w4 A2 K( }$ o& l5 P% Tbaskets."

A Sunday school teacher asked her
) ~4 y) D' Q) D9 y& w+ G) J# |children as they were on the way to
Church service, "and why is it necessary
to be quiet in Church?"
5 ^" H- g2 s0 O9 aOne bright little girl replied,
# a. T' A: s' Z"Because people are sleeping."

$ {6 f' c8 X. F, \$ f: R- pA mother was preparing pancakes for
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
The boys began to argue over who would
get the first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
. Z" g4 R$ l$ W* Q' a9 zmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
would say, 'Let my brother have the
first pancake, I can wait' ."
4 S$ \0 z9 W% }% F- aKevin turned to his younger brother and
5 n+ |; a0 A% I8 wsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
( o6 r3 L" g& h9 {"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
" i# m# E0 q6 H2 Z( r" ]' _"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
The boy thought a moment and then said,
"Did God throw him back down?"
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/ _. U! [9 W0 @( j5 s" RA wife invited some people to dinner.
; ?; {& z5 I3 bAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
  o: T/ y0 a& J+ ]; A' R0 `daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
* o, |  S8 D& Ablessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
: `  E( H  n1 {1 G$ t: ?girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
# {; K( q) `0 @, h. v* G: @9 cand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
% z7 v& g# u6 a! M+ u$ v# E8 mpeople to dinner?"
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( B4 |0 Q! L/ x+ D) h7 k; lCheers!!!
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" _$ @7 ?3 a; a" i- jPeace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

  X$ H  z: b( V. p6 n8 `aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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) F* O" k5 n3 k* S# e& cRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
. J# m- j$ e* R7 @- [) Z+ V% s# VMy boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
, i- n$ |5 q4 ^! _' _- u7 mI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
* J" W( P! E" K* {- {"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

, Q3 L! u$ M) Q7 {* L! l+ ]* K- M/ V6 V好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表

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好好吃

1 J% X3 Y) [7 b! s7 A7 m5 J1 a3 hha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
, r; v+ v, g7 W' xMy boy's eyes turned ...

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Aha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

* `- D: P9 ]' S4 A3 O: n6 Iaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

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" l4 Y1 Z5 z7 }Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby