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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church) t& a% E- v1 `2 r% D, n
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3-year-old Reese :/ f) G! w) [  w! ~
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,6 N5 L6 k/ l0 n
Harold is his name.
( r# r5 y/ Y2 P  QAmen."3 [0 R9 ]* l* ?

4 N$ u0 N% K1 H0 l+ c- lA little boy was overheard praying:
0 v. g8 y2 {  b) h6 h"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
/ x! }) E4 ]) @7 s2 hdon't worry about it.* x" T7 e: X, s3 f: J0 X
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother
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in the back seat of the car. His father asked
+ p$ V- s- f. U( g; N6 qhim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
7 O+ c( e4 D0 X: X, zboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted3 }6 z/ Z9 h1 D, p9 \* `4 Q% O6 v, P
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted. f3 q* g0 ?$ e. ]! O
to stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed," i7 M6 e4 h! c! P1 R/ N. p& w
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
5 U; y5 R+ k! Z+ K1 b3 p/ owe forgive those who put trash in our
8 |) m8 ?, F, q  L0 sbaskets."
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
3 X& y6 Q: [- Y, ^; L9 N2 dchildren as they were on the way to
& @; W% N7 O8 R7 gChurch service, "and why is it necessary
! q( h! x' t/ o% w5 t3 {+ H* yto be quiet in Church?"
) L9 o/ E% q* N( j8 pOne bright little girl replied,7 s2 o: F% D' t# y, v
"Because people are sleeping."! h' b) W. L) |. e' q4 F0 q
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A mother was preparing pancakes for
6 L5 H3 g/ C& H1 O: ^her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.7 Z* k8 E1 Q' g& U( |1 J
The boys began to argue over who would: [, D4 t( c0 B' I5 w1 t
get the first pancake.
* M8 g. ?* C& j' R! D* tTheir mother saw the opportunity for a$ Q  y9 e) S8 Q6 Q/ m( }2 k
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He1 g* Q) K- {. i; p7 @& ^
would say, 'Let my brother have the
! u( }+ t; N- g6 Q. G$ j5 ]first pancake, I can wait' ."
8 T* t' T: Y8 ^, k: t; kKevin turned to his younger brother and
3 P5 A, W4 X5 G2 G9 V" t. o2 l0 Q2 usaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"3 b3 C/ c+ o) h' T
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A father was at the beach with his children3 B- J( `: y: c" l2 q
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,; e0 Y: {/ w. f# o/ V
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore" a4 Q4 }$ g5 S) q% C! I/ G) t
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.* j7 }$ Y( T3 n+ d! M3 B
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
; V, I/ D7 P% m5 S"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
. E6 x4 ^5 n- w' {The boy thought a moment and then said,5 p( x- u" n( ?, f  o: c
"Did God throw him back down?"+ z" X# m1 C8 K! \9 t& Q

/ |6 f$ z; a* ^. dA wife invited some people to dinner.
. h2 V& H/ W/ y3 jAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old: h! U5 M: L3 n  Z6 `! @4 m$ D. f
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the8 x. x7 m# C0 L$ L
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The7 y1 B' S" {. \- H7 l- I, x
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."" U) d1 ~& J$ J+ I* T) J; b5 T
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head8 U+ r9 R, T* V" n' A  {% q
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
8 I# Q7 V2 D- V, Xpeople to dinner?") ?/ \3 i0 Q( a: P' |, G% x& b
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Cheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表 6 ?0 a# ?$ p: \  ]8 o% M! q
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: * r8 D3 k- e0 l5 _# g
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.) T7 S6 @$ N( q
"Don't be selfish!" I said." Q- r' o& b8 n$ P3 r) P2 ?* h" O
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!" ) P: @+ C0 v, ^. o5 F3 m7 B
I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
7 h- F( ]9 X% J! @! |8 z. p"Don't be selfish!" I said.
: ^# J9 T0 A6 W, s% F8 J. \8 AMy boy's eyes turned ...

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" g- b8 V0 p( ^5 p# D& K好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表 : I: c  c4 _) q/ S

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好好吃

7 g, j5 E# _& j- \ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: 6 Q! R; a' O( }9 W# z

' [2 O" {* G1 ?1 \2 PRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.$ T  s# R9 J( u. d" k
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
: C/ Y: k# |* X; l2 J5 t6 i% a% GMy boy's eyes turned ...
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Aha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.0 e5 ?+ D+ E* O& M  n3 y
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
6 z% n0 Q/ W! SMy boy's eyes turned ...
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Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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发表于 2008-2-20 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
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