可爱可笑的孩童

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Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :
, T* h6 e% M, u  o- O$ F"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
0 m! O  C/ B' o% P) KHarold is his name.
Amen."

A little boy was overheard praying:
& U0 _; m  V  |( T2 i' i' K8 Z7 I"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
don't worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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# G9 X+ _5 Y: k8 o& nAfter the christening of his baby brother
' w; r; s3 V" T6 g! i4 Nin church, Jason sobbed all the way home
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
# N! U+ c. b* [; a3 }+ \/ o) Jhim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
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to stay with you guys."
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" m& R/ Q9 w3 n9 f1 j: HOne particular four-year-old prayed,
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
; v- P: t& X6 G2 twe forgive those who put trash in our
baskets."

A Sunday school teacher asked her
children as they were on the way to
Church service, "and why is it necessary
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$ d6 N! H. t9 e- z; J% HOne bright little girl replied,
"Because people are sleeping."
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- {- P3 H" K5 e1 P$ AA mother was preparing pancakes for
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
4 \/ v3 u# W6 Z% x. W; r5 m" r1 `3 C- AThe boys began to argue over who would
get the first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
( y9 H, K7 o& Hmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
8 B) e7 W& H+ Q6 i; ^would say, 'Let my brother have the
" f6 p# S4 K) m  S% Dfirst pancake, I can wait' ."
3 j6 t5 `) b, b2 MKevin turned to his younger brother and
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
1 Z( A$ Q/ [/ g$ b( _- Hwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
1 |- b! {6 ^; o- d) aThe boy thought a moment and then said,
"Did God throw him back down?"

A wife invited some people to dinner.
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
0 p0 `* c- L! N! h1 Z& mdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
# V+ K0 }- k# mgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
& `; j/ T6 E  G( T/ hand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
people to dinner?"

# d' g  r- c; A2 K. |& c$ ~" Z4 bCheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
9 U8 X. I  N0 fVery funny stories. Kids are so cute!

1 S" {: l, k. V7 D% b% c, X/ Caha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

7 e+ C/ U* E5 N. ?( a5 m% Vaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
- `, ^$ ^1 ?) o, s( c* Z"Don't be selfish!" I said.
+ }9 t4 d0 w$ s; eMy boy's eyes turned ...

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好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表

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好好吃

! D7 G$ H9 V, V5 Oha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

( E4 w  J( O4 y3 n+ l6 J5 @Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
- F. s2 }& o( M, ]+ k# I! S"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

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. G0 P6 H: y+ C0 s# pAha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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" g$ c! B: G, ~4 _aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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$ s  G' W' W7 b3 ZRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
) E2 @4 O- J+ v; ~1 P5 K9 @"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

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- d7 ~5 s2 r/ f5 q7 VThanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby