可爱可笑的孩童

没心没肺

Kids in Church
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) |) `' L& o6 O& }1 d3-year-old Reese :
% }- s6 M. y% ?& t"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
Harold is his name.
% l! V+ d* s5 ?Amen."

A little boy was overheard praying:
5 K& }! ]2 N& k"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
don't worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am."

9 ]+ R1 o5 p- i& @2 U' E. t' n* AAfter the christening of his baby brother
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
' \4 T# U. ]9 u8 n/ Win the back seat of the car. His father asked
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
% _) N( y5 N& S1 ^us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
to stay with you guys."

4 K, t6 h7 F0 vOne particular four-year-old prayed,
- s; N( s3 T: ^# {% n"And forgive us our trash baskets as
" G% t% j; W+ r( F2 Vwe forgive those who put trash in our
3 D+ b. X6 v! obaskets."
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
children as they were on the way to
' q4 `9 [7 _7 {$ ]0 {* \2 e: cChurch service, "and why is it necessary
to be quiet in Church?"
7 Y0 h) X+ ^% l8 X# X/ xOne bright little girl replied,
"Because people are sleeping."

A mother was preparing pancakes for
& a0 R, {+ g; d# yher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
The boys began to argue over who would
7 O5 W  z3 w( a7 U& i1 t- `" a8 ]get the first pancake.
6 ]1 h3 G- j! [- v7 Y+ pTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
7 e8 W9 e# d4 T& ]" Z2 u9 Emoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
5 b% M- s* K+ J  @1 x( @1 B2 k5 Wwould say, 'Let my brother have the
first pancake, I can wait' ."
4 H/ `/ w7 M3 Z1 s$ k5 rKevin turned to his younger brother and
5 [6 @- W* ]" d8 e0 l$ W6 n2 jsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children
7 Z5 y  E' {6 N2 c) g8 Q3 t" Pwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
" b- I8 \/ E' h"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
The boy thought a moment and then said,
! a  W% @  b, Q, ^/ D! a8 n6 g"Did God throw him back down?"

8 C& d+ p7 e- J9 F6 G. SA wife invited some people to dinner.
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
7 J; d8 s! E/ O$ i1 Bdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
% n9 \! |) m# hblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
! Q: d; x. ?' p4 Sgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
* g: S. d9 [/ X4 DThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
people to dinner?"
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Cheers!!!
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3 U7 t- K4 S, l% z- fPeace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
& T0 n9 t" H' V4 h& |: |Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

6 k& Q, b% I9 [( @. Qaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
# ?: x" ]* e8 @  s: S8 [9 HMy boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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- I( F' l" G4 ?- U% [aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
. L) q/ v) [1 P3 t"Don't be selfish!" I said.
2 A& b" V& B, r' @7 F  L- pMy boy's eyes turned ...

) B9 ~, T' N; H, B: O8 d- v好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表

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好好吃

4 L$ c8 W- }* B4 @7 tha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
) A: `5 T6 t5 X& a/ u
Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
2 }' a+ U- y9 f+ O1 w"Don't be selfish!" I said.
, G1 E! ?. K- ?My boy's eyes turned ...

Aha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

4 r4 d; h/ m2 H) tRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
! R6 ?3 M2 O$ R. b5 ["Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby