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Kids in Church* ~- N) B' P4 _1 O
, C: v3 o7 V! m$ e! @' h3-year-old Reese :
& h; j: E% |4 p8 H"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
3 h* g' Y! n' e* ~Harold is his name.% l$ }) G2 L G. `* T
Amen."
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. y" J/ o5 p# n! m7 Q: F) zA little boy was overheard praying:1 f# s r$ i* D% M8 }' e
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
, E7 Z( ^. I0 qdon't worry about it.9 ]4 e% e/ f8 w5 w7 ~! f
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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- y' n2 v7 Z, |( ~After the christening of his baby brother
$ P- l+ L C d) E7 y, e% bin church, Jason sobbed all the way home+ W4 y7 ^5 _$ A, V: {, C! g5 I
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
5 |1 I& L" @: {( `5 xhim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
! g6 e# ^6 h0 m3 F' Rboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted4 B% ]0 G: i) j
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted; m) L5 h' ~1 d. k
to stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed,4 J K+ ]8 ]3 ?3 q2 I1 u
"And forgive us our trash baskets as* S; A9 }( T/ t$ M3 ?, F
we forgive those who put trash in our5 x3 K/ d% q) V' t/ _7 k
baskets."
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
8 L1 }' b b* q6 _children as they were on the way to+ }) Q: {1 J' h9 P
Church service, "and why is it necessary
2 @% C. r& [, M' }% k4 A0 c- Dto be quiet in Church?"
3 T9 d' M5 N/ I' K1 ^7 i* D- e$ S0 f4 jOne bright little girl replied,% v o. A- g9 K& i0 P6 Z+ g
"Because people are sleeping."
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9 Q. W: A4 k% qA mother was preparing pancakes for
: x6 p, h* }" ^/ H# bher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.$ l! f/ _$ B" [7 X, u7 _! t
The boys began to argue over who would
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Their mother saw the opportunity for a9 `8 M9 o2 w0 _1 ]. k% [
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He7 y' w; e. `8 N: K) [" O9 {2 R& |
would say, 'Let my brother have the" ?! g& e( S% O# y
first pancake, I can wait' ."+ Z; D/ r1 X+ |$ W6 s7 h
Kevin turned to his younger brother and: L5 @. p# e: w Q
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children
, D) J5 n" T- n, J7 x0 B9 Cwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,
/ B% ~- y9 \& M O! T% G, n& Qgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
- W5 e" |. g( e: k/ k$ {; ~7 Y0 Owhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.( C7 \1 D1 X+ G @ p M
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
$ Z) _* G3 c1 }& b; V8 o* w"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.! f5 f& Q$ a$ O3 [, g; J6 {
The boy thought a moment and then said,% M$ D" S9 [# U3 { ?6 [
"Did God throw him back down?"& Q+ v' k; t3 v/ S0 ?
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A wife invited some people to dinner.- a; Z7 m; i/ _7 Y; I
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
. J/ o, Z1 g; K& Ddaughter and said, "Would you like to say the1 m: V# X9 ?+ b( H( M2 h1 H2 U6 Q& s/ {
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
! o) N9 {: ?$ kgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."0 h5 ?6 e+ c+ b1 F6 a9 [
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
3 `, n# w; Y5 j7 R2 d" }3 mand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
9 \3 p7 p N: Q/ U: H2 |people to dinner?"
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Cheers!!!
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" W6 e4 h2 u6 aPeace, love and happines! |
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