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Kids in Church+ H, M2 @% T2 T" G2 e
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3-year-old Reese :$ _6 u7 x; G6 |; H, j5 h
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,( z( i: }$ Z; h5 z) B5 N
Harold is his name.
" D q3 ]0 _/ K' LAmen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:3 B; ^- d/ X- L* M2 e2 ^
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
4 z$ `0 I/ O2 Gdon't worry about it.
) ]/ T1 S6 F& f+ SI'm having a real good time like I am.", i- D: H2 t4 E1 o( {
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After the christening of his baby brother+ |2 D3 a& O9 Y+ W/ l
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home" R8 z! \* i( R$ P" G2 @
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
w/ @7 I7 f: `8 Jhim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
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( `4 C; d2 @' L+ j% mus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted9 f9 |. }; n9 D, ^' ~
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1 `0 H% `% j M k/ Z' l/ `One particular four-year-old prayed,- `+ P) L- n, ~9 B9 b' b
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
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A Sunday school teacher asked her' A. p& W: \: q
children as they were on the way to
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to be quiet in Church?"1 l3 n2 B4 C- R4 w" N4 m& h
One bright little girl replied,. o8 p) T& R8 D1 z# J8 z$ ?; |: k. ]
"Because people are sleeping."( D: W* X# I4 n D& D
1 }. x5 B. s5 UA mother was preparing pancakes for
+ `/ I! ~* m. G' r1 r0 g) rher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
/ W1 r7 Y6 }0 E8 eThe boys began to argue over who would
! t+ V, M7 H- }8 b8 v' z& Oget the first pancake.6 {) x/ ]9 J% D5 u
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
. r0 ?' |/ P; mmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He0 g5 `$ L) }3 k; m
would say, 'Let my brother have the
6 Q$ }" m+ h+ E7 ~: C, R xfirst pancake, I can wait' .") g% E# N6 z2 |4 L
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
: {6 @# K8 m$ W! `said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"; u5 v9 V" A0 D) Y* ]8 O7 ?2 c+ Y# c
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A father was at the beach with his children1 ^# l$ h) g3 g* @0 c
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
* M' {- Q. z% G4 c2 wgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
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"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked., J% X# c) ~9 k' U* T! F+ k" r6 e
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
7 U3 }# L9 R4 J! W: hThe boy thought a moment and then said,
' x! i. ^. j0 f4 X9 l5 C"Did God throw him back down?"+ O/ n, H5 D; s
# \: g! b( T# x* \8 k( YA wife invited some people to dinner.% G' w f& A. n9 l j' Z' w
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
& z( G/ s! { z: l* y; I" _daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
1 S$ W( v% g- A- O) z/ s: iblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
- y/ i$ c! ^% T- @- ?girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
6 O4 P3 u% B1 t( i! w5 f7 t; Y1 s$ VThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head( _, m1 T" u5 f7 \ X" c' @
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
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# ~! U: S' U. Y# VCheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines! |
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