可爱可笑的孩童

没心没肺

Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
) g5 O( u6 S0 BHarold is his name.
Amen."

A little boy was overheard praying:
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
don't worry about it.
9 r5 T  D# G0 w% WI'm having a real good time like I am."

After the christening of his baby brother
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
0 r* t! Z& E5 Z' ~* N3 a/ q" `him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
0 G) _/ }4 C. J8 A7 C( A. {4 Ito stay with you guys."

6 m  `6 `( M+ i5 N; [) N& aOne particular four-year-old prayed,
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
$ R# k9 P) Q$ u: Cwe forgive those who put trash in our
' n% d4 s; R+ a6 p. r1 U" k6 Dbaskets."
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5 E- h' K3 P8 ?" Y  LA Sunday school teacher asked her
1 d5 T; v/ l4 a( d- Y/ o/ z& rchildren as they were on the way to
Church service, "and why is it necessary
. `# R+ B9 V1 mto be quiet in Church?"
One bright little girl replied,
"Because people are sleeping."

2 g/ s" f8 X; S6 U4 T( u5 hA mother was preparing pancakes for
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
) B4 ^( m  k) V/ a, ]The boys began to argue over who would
4 {& E- O" [" x5 g. V+ sget the first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
" I( C- G  Q  Y+ P6 g, r" O/ |moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
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first pancake, I can wait' ."
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children
% h' C. h) `; d0 zwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,
- A( ?1 E( s8 W2 y  A. `; A; ngrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
2 A9 {3 D! D9 }# F6 X' B% Z"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
, j  q* J& \: T"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
$ U$ g' s/ \0 C8 \; X2 XThe boy thought a moment and then said,
"Did God throw him back down?"
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( ?. P) n( U) Q6 T' n/ o3 LA wife invited some people to dinner.
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
' g6 t$ s- b$ l) [The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
) v- H8 r  u3 }people to dinner?"
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Cheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

4 m/ b/ z$ C" u) T; j9 R! Aaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

. j) I, j4 j* ]& g( h; t4 oRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
* H" n* i# Q" K- [' X9 lI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
7 t0 {$ E: Y0 \* n1 ?# }! G"Don't be selfish!" I said.
0 s" R% X; V0 a6 P( iMy boy's eyes turned ...

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好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表

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好好吃

7 T' A/ m2 G1 {+ l# dha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
+ g; D/ o+ H" [  Z& H" H2 q8 D5 q
; P& B4 _! b8 i/ ?5 h$ b5 VRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

/ Z0 g/ F- G' p+ b" H7 P0 ZAha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
7 P9 S/ X4 O5 t& n- n, E
aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
6 B9 f2 ]" o0 W  T# K1 C( u
: h# L1 Q) r9 g9 k8 U; q6 kRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
1 Y% ?7 h% V& e6 dMy boy's eyes turned ...

6 X, @$ h/ `7 S# oThanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby