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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church
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% D: ?% M* {% C( K2 ^+ J. r3-year-old Reese :
2 d# u" i$ k" P1 T" E! {"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
7 ]$ C( m) H8 {" Z# l  v: MHarold is his name.. [( I, ?& Z* q( U1 m" I3 U
Amen.", g* ?0 I$ B6 {. Q, m. @, L

0 U- c! F8 c$ P* j6 p$ B+ Q# V3 }A little boy was overheard praying:# C) L+ J0 P* P% u8 j- i
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,: O" O) |4 y# o0 U
don't worry about it.
5 P7 I2 @9 I  U% Z) x5 qI'm having a real good time like I am."
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+ Z# `6 _& k; ]: Q% M& |  m9 mAfter the christening of his baby brother4 V. Z- g2 \* d( t" X1 M
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home; F( A$ ~: w1 a( M
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
1 Y- {& E1 W, o: ^6 |8 N! l4 x) |him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
1 z' H% g5 n' [; R* |9 U- K# sboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
! @/ ?/ W# k' j) N" S6 Nus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
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( X9 r: U9 e3 L. tOne particular four-year-old prayed,
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we forgive those who put trash in our
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6 K& O- L/ G( Q6 l/ bA Sunday school teacher asked her
& u( H) a6 M% x& q) m4 \children as they were on the way to
& H! G! |) P* l/ R$ |; c8 i) m5 j) @Church service, "and why is it necessary% j/ Q& Q0 h  D
to be quiet in Church?"- }' H5 N% M; v" B2 y/ Q
One bright little girl replied,+ Z; m0 q( f$ Z* @0 l% C
"Because people are sleeping."
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0 i# O) G- w8 f* E, ?6 V; iA mother was preparing pancakes for
0 [2 i3 G* H5 W; p! }: @8 g1 [her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.# e4 h& {! t, z/ D1 b
The boys began to argue over who would) |2 K6 b; d* o" P. O
get the first pancake.: z$ u4 i/ O. C0 C' Y# b( u
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
9 e8 E& @( k1 i/ \& D; Lmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He' O! T1 C; z# v# X: @) N- R5 x
would say, 'Let my brother have the
! i' e4 P0 y# _& a5 jfirst pancake, I can wait' ."3 N9 q* i& Y9 I
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
- r' i" u; ^/ z4 g2 Qsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"# ?. F1 R8 P! P( ]- K

3 A- D. @8 I$ ]( pA father was at the beach with his children  l2 ?* d9 D% D! q. y+ x6 I* h
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,/ X$ z, Q$ s3 @( z2 O
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore1 A% `6 c  a4 p9 V( l/ Y( l
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
& T! a& u/ U. H; }( m"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.8 q: Z4 r* q, j9 e5 i7 z2 R
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.8 f# c- K9 g9 E* [7 K% _/ k- K
The boy thought a moment and then said,
4 P3 f# y/ {  M"Did God throw him back down?"
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* A" D; X3 y, R  Y1 Y7 Y* pA wife invited some people to dinner.
$ T8 g$ {7 o" K; m' \At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
& H/ [' h5 D0 o) Hdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
! |8 s* R+ `: F- mblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
* U( o( \. ]5 z( f+ r/ ~girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
3 J  H3 G; h1 Z6 P% }The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head: B8 d0 y9 b. T1 C& ?1 k
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these$ N" Z. y5 G/ S) g, R7 H8 E
people to dinner?"4 R& u2 x! g8 e$ S3 u  a: O
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Cheers!!!9 s; W5 B4 ?% O% _

) P% I# O, D' Q7 n3 d: J$ qPeace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
% _3 |  \; E4 ]! ^# aVery funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.; r  T8 Q' e- c" @8 ^, l9 E
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
3 c( g1 s. n+ t6 W( f9 BMy boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!" 8 F; q7 f5 [/ j" a1 \4 ?2 j9 J" g
I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: " Q5 ?: Z. v0 C6 P8 i: j
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
% `# _6 h; j- A! Y5 p"Don't be selfish!" I said.
8 x: p9 q# H+ ~" uMy boy's eyes turned ...
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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/ p5 K$ W2 |$ ~# L+ U5 U/ u3 N好好吃
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ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:   p! C7 q7 ?8 l4 W' w
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct." x- P$ h! u9 W1 o8 G
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
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Aha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 ( l- L0 |% n% [/ k' h
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
4 j  D2 l$ \. S7 c4 q- Q' O" ?"Don't be selfish!" I said.
" F, C1 L- x& q7 O: E, [) Y, \0 c7 dMy boy's eyes turned ...
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* ?: c- i% X: \9 N, u8 gThanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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