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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church+ Y. E# V* W4 u4 {/ R* F& ^( O- P
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3-year-old Reese :" M) L8 ?* U0 B" L, K
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
( X( q9 s, B4 f4 hHarold is his name.
& K, v' R/ S" i% x7 ]Amen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:4 ?; ~( ?2 A3 G4 }& r5 ^: C, `
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,6 P; p# R: {  Q8 J6 l5 `
don't worry about it./ u& l, r6 f" p% O$ L& {% ]9 b3 E
I'm having a real good time like I am."0 E5 G; d; i6 H5 C# X

# w+ h7 c$ p& i" U5 TAfter the christening of his baby brother: G% t3 G7 h& R* A4 F9 v$ ]* b# b  W% Q
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
; I9 b/ A4 [& s6 y* Z# D; Lin the back seat of the car. His father asked
- Z3 {% z/ c* Fhim three times what was wrong. Finally, the8 [( h9 |" E$ N% x$ H
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
+ b/ t* b# Q0 aus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
$ x6 a) Y5 a9 E5 rto stay with you guys."
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4 ]: k, _2 e/ EOne particular four-year-old prayed,
5 ~$ `: F, k! o; u"And forgive us our trash baskets as" N* r' k8 m; o  y" S
we forgive those who put trash in our
! d3 V, T1 u1 p0 n% x" v9 F9 Q. T/ dbaskets."4 v% g9 b6 [+ o: N% h3 r
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
$ P5 W; I" @/ l& |$ \7 k+ w. ^children as they were on the way to
9 ?4 M0 G3 u; c6 Z1 kChurch service, "and why is it necessary1 v6 D  I8 O# @/ g" W; `
to be quiet in Church?"# x2 C9 |& l! J' ^- x6 \3 k
One bright little girl replied,
2 o/ R- f: o4 {3 k0 d5 h$ O$ p"Because people are sleeping."9 j) \4 c2 y3 M$ k% ?2 L) e

, l; l( X5 h  f& h  jA mother was preparing pancakes for
, B" z+ B/ J0 y" f5 U! Yher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.) R; U: l/ p3 \* P; @" G% u1 b8 z; E' {
The boys began to argue over who would! J" h; z% @( `& G9 Y* F2 ^& {
get the first pancake.* O4 Y# k% V, ]$ R
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
# B9 n" c! \* k/ S# s! Rmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
& H- i4 `6 N2 @# ~  y" a. w! `would say, 'Let my brother have the
  n/ N' Y9 S9 z% I1 A; {2 L4 z$ ]first pancake, I can wait' ."% \- V" E0 V( w. R7 c% i6 ~8 o
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
/ l- e  F) j  p; z5 Nsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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* c4 o1 G# U. w( \( E' K4 R8 G# hA father was at the beach with his children$ P/ m, @$ b* c! h$ p7 c
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,. M+ F) f% R% u- R
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
) i3 N/ R& p% t5 w; h( |* A  W2 uwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand./ Q, h, \9 T% A/ p$ V4 U( ?
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
3 n- o+ n# O- b6 c. P"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
- C+ E4 @* Q& F" IThe boy thought a moment and then said,! @4 a$ P# q- Q0 z- L
"Did God throw him back down?"/ e% Z4 H+ P/ M+ L4 ?
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
- E. k; h2 p, [9 A8 \7 \At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
* r" n$ |0 |! N9 Bdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the4 b4 g( i! S* K2 `# v. F
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The% F$ Q6 R3 t1 C8 i
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."- k1 m$ {5 s* L, M4 Z- g$ ]
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head1 ~: V& ~% ?% C$ d( z9 F
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these, _; X3 p! u2 M; y
people to dinner?"( x4 }9 x$ M$ B4 |
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Cheers!!!0 k; b  B- P) f. ?3 A9 r
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Peace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表 8 U* M5 \; a9 L3 M7 p0 T
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.1 }# ~% n! l+ {7 e, J9 ]+ o) k) z
"Don't be selfish!" I said.: J* ^2 D& M7 k! P% d: I9 v  U4 O
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
/ H, g: ~# ]  x: RI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.. U; Q9 \% n0 h, m
"Don't be selfish!" I said.; l8 i2 o: t& k0 {, ]
My boy's eyes turned ...

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/ W" a/ j- y* d- O6 _- V好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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好好吃
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ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 0 f3 o! a/ m" x6 E  e

/ `5 Y8 P2 l( {6 ^aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: " a5 m& i$ q; `( K4 G1 j8 ?
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct., n% J( v- u8 {/ G  P$ b
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
  }  y4 w( J" H. B0 _  y3 I3 }My boy's eyes turned ...

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Aha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 ' R/ W; Z9 Y2 K) H; ^
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: ) }9 [% M2 E( n( k, W: {5 c4 X

; W% L; b) J* `7 @, P, d) X+ r5 n2 IRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.0 e6 w. p& g% j( ?/ f! H- B! ^
"Don't be selfish!" I said." P  Y1 i. G6 b& n
My boy's eyes turned ...
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, ^. H2 U. u: D$ f, t0 lThanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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发表于 2008-2-20 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
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