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Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :, z7 S. G6 Q+ b0 G, T
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
6 q- u7 X3 c# S6 Q: oHarold is his name.
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A little boy was overheard praying:
1 K0 b r$ B& U0 R# L- V' J7 C"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,; c. ~8 t& u/ h2 R: y7 {
don't worry about it.: F. R' S4 Y) N7 E! {- _9 b( U6 c
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother! ?+ ~4 @ b8 ]1 t$ S4 e
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
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boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted. F$ f6 y, P8 h: X1 j
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
, |4 _$ W; k$ ^7 w, U9 kto stay with you guys."
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: h6 v6 y' Z7 C, H. fOne particular four-year-old prayed,
# a! d2 r0 g! l" A"And forgive us our trash baskets as3 N. ~( Z2 N" n5 a0 r& I
we forgive those who put trash in our
, I3 [8 F+ x7 v% P8 M& Q6 X& Tbaskets."1 {5 E/ n5 F2 g. k
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A Sunday school teacher asked her' f( @( `% p' T% l
children as they were on the way to% z7 \& w2 _% z: u. `3 o: m
Church service, "and why is it necessary+ Y' q% I" ^" \, n' ?! U
to be quiet in Church?"9 Y) N* X! M ^: C
One bright little girl replied,2 \8 i* h. e) R! B5 F9 K$ P" w$ H
"Because people are sleeping.". V" X. ?3 g9 h8 g A
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A mother was preparing pancakes for1 G0 S) c d# q$ Q7 y
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3., \) K% u6 [: O# Y. y L
The boys began to argue over who would
: i, D: z5 F+ Q) Uget the first pancake.
a! L- A3 V2 X8 FTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
9 k" F& Z9 B! G6 _$ s- imoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
" Y8 n/ \6 \! B7 _. ]4 K$ xwould say, 'Let my brother have the
3 U) v7 H& E9 N6 I3 ifirst pancake, I can wait' ."
0 D7 u( e! I7 r" @: X! U" K/ _# yKevin turned to his younger brother and- K, x) x8 }+ W. S3 v. U
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"5 D5 y# H% o" `) S
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A father was at the beach with his children6 f8 p3 l$ m# w3 w& i8 i0 a
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
0 K! D7 M* u+ `. \+ z- f, Fgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
. D G- p$ E" k) K/ P1 q: {) Jwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand., W# }# ?1 I0 l" |: A1 S
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
' b! O3 g; T# G# z, h8 S"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied., H& H) ]) X# y6 W
The boy thought a moment and then said,
" a, E, `: a" n/ j; \' k"Did God throw him back down?"! v; S! W; t3 C, d
7 w8 d% N3 P fA wife invited some people to dinner./ S* d% v$ _5 [. y( Z3 t, V
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
# h. Y' B. c7 B: tdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
$ [5 Z( b1 N( ~6 ~blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
9 N: A' N8 e. v! O: _girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
2 m! v0 b! n( W9 Q; O3 u4 V; KThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head% A2 K; [5 H9 I/ _
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
+ I+ L3 { I8 Bpeople to dinner?"
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! K, f& J4 Z+ |% S9 X# {6 F3 M7 P+ nCheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines! |
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