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Kids in Church
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* c, Q- d) R& ]* V* N3-year-old Reese :/ c% x6 v& m6 n% }) d' _
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven," T5 {, c3 X2 l% ~+ O0 I. d
Harold is his name.5 g/ M- _, s: w# N& g& z# t
Amen."- s% m6 j; x% ^' j$ Z; V
* U3 w' M j0 U$ }0 ~/ CA little boy was overheard praying:( ]% {. m' C/ L" d0 }9 ]
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,0 e; O% N' e" J# }+ w* y) m, k+ O8 d
don't worry about it.
$ P! n- e" r/ U$ d3 I hI'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother
+ M! H& x6 C! k! H; y( p- \in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
" u. o# u8 K- V9 x8 Cin the back seat of the car. His father asked, n @" Q* M) f8 w8 }3 e
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the {7 O! z8 z& i( Y
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted; B% d$ X5 u' M* F* C$ S! D
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted, E Y2 i/ T. O# d
to stay with you guys."
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& p* {. v5 f6 ROne particular four-year-old prayed,
4 @6 _- I9 E% Q5 I"And forgive us our trash baskets as
/ h& u0 S0 y9 _4 Xwe forgive those who put trash in our
, z' s2 ~, F4 Z( Z6 `baskets."
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
1 J- H/ _. n# S( lchildren as they were on the way to
3 R6 e2 y; \# c, ?+ H6 Y( a. dChurch service, "and why is it necessary4 _; p& Z$ m8 z) K
to be quiet in Church?"- y7 J2 a9 m; Q8 p+ M
One bright little girl replied,3 L, P6 o5 v) K1 \1 c; E1 @! H
"Because people are sleeping."
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y( @$ S: n8 s; f1 zA mother was preparing pancakes for
, t4 Y5 Y# m7 C+ \% g/ W3 a& ^6 Ther sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
2 E) B( b1 u! x. s; HThe boys began to argue over who would$ o+ b" `4 ?6 X, z8 j& Z
get the first pancake.$ Z! f* \; Y$ I! S, E
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
. V$ R' V3 F) B. p' Vmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
2 |; z, X, o0 @would say, 'Let my brother have the
6 |5 ^7 C/ l @5 J1 kfirst pancake, I can wait' ."$ ~' \/ j8 ]2 U6 r2 Q
Kevin turned to his younger brother and3 F4 ?8 S1 E* A7 u2 P3 j
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children$ d! x# M/ c5 L7 G5 b; F
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,/ {$ V/ q* Z" g+ h
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
0 c& p9 C& v4 R7 [& G3 n8 Twhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.6 S6 y- X: M _
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
+ H0 [8 O, D0 N0 V7 B# J5 w"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
4 ]( }3 P- N1 [* V0 Y! gThe boy thought a moment and then said,8 k9 g& O* |# V' P8 a7 i0 M m/ e
"Did God throw him back down?"
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! t5 Y" X# \# R& f$ @2 Z* {A wife invited some people to dinner.- o( H, H8 z# C2 ?! }: ~
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old5 C6 q0 D7 {3 p0 Z8 K
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
7 v' S0 k. U3 K5 L: l) ]blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The" V7 h2 V5 b: F% J8 V
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."5 _9 Y2 g+ P2 z5 H4 ^, T, ]
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head$ N2 n. Q, y* e7 u1 H% [( D% Q
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
+ `$ [) v. F6 t J7 U8 speople to dinner?"/ z: Q4 Q% K4 ]' e" Z
& ]6 ~4 z; s- eCheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines! |
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