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Kids in Church# U1 S& e+ P2 ?7 c6 v( q; X
! L9 \, I8 z+ X* ^: _0 E2 K3-year-old Reese :
3 ~, y# F' c( Q8 P5 J( i"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,1 T2 f9 T, H) a
Harold is his name.+ d. Z9 U4 C; H: a3 ?' C
Amen."" q1 e, Y$ [' l* l7 D2 L, z8 _! c2 ]) X
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A little boy was overheard praying:
6 `+ m8 }( t; [* h$ J8 [! ~, t% n4 `"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,2 v) ]9 Z6 R. G" V4 N, ]. @* }2 {2 E' g
don't worry about it.
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After the christening of his baby brother
% x, M( f m1 |/ T+ P- ~' t! Min church, Jason sobbed all the way home
. P; n+ O- _6 Z! }* S# X7 Win the back seat of the car. His father asked8 E9 G, L7 H0 s6 K( d0 x
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
* G: M; J+ o. t& q, k+ c# V, e( dboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted; b$ l) d" I+ B7 S) ?( K f
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
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' }: i+ n+ v: c4 @+ COne particular four-year-old prayed,
. |1 h0 {/ m7 }7 f"And forgive us our trash baskets as
) F+ b' t: T3 s. u0 [we forgive those who put trash in our
/ b% W0 s0 P1 O8 mbaskets."% u: I6 Y! }% `4 A$ g
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
" D H8 T, D5 A' Z7 \children as they were on the way to
4 g+ }% u2 |3 pChurch service, "and why is it necessary& ?/ S* j1 C6 X5 O( ^ o. W7 F. {- A6 E
to be quiet in Church?"9 h; i7 A+ Y: F" @3 h
One bright little girl replied,9 Y% P, P% P! R* K' C) X6 ~
"Because people are sleeping.". e7 T7 X4 X' }! q" X" e( ~$ O8 ?
+ s b5 z4 c. V9 v* g9 jA mother was preparing pancakes for
7 j O, R5 _" W9 @; ]' N/ \/ y. Wher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.5 l3 h9 r% D4 o! o: W1 W: c1 {
The boys began to argue over who would" m, D. I9 R& `2 {# R; T8 k) Q
get the first pancake.
. E* f0 |6 E1 z5 V- _" j4 {; `Their mother saw the opportunity for a3 m& Q% ?0 F8 r; X% e
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
9 j( q& k# H/ m! {6 xwould say, 'Let my brother have the
3 ?* A2 W1 W: D$ U! J, \first pancake, I can wait' ." }/ J. Y& y8 Q i. \
Kevin turned to his younger brother and& i" ~2 T6 F& u1 }
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !". O8 O/ y& `( x: u$ X3 X: D
- [5 E1 S4 @ S/ ~' B# b- A% Q0 wA father was at the beach with his children
4 v4 D; `7 L, U, zwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,, I: i* p4 J) T/ X& Y
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
/ k; o! N0 X# l! mwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
- N8 W, t+ w4 Q' y; U"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
0 l N- y% {% q O+ n"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied. p4 ` ]3 x2 L* [9 V
The boy thought a moment and then said,
0 W# F9 }, o' o9 ]% d+ J* ]"Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner.5 L3 c, h4 B" t& I) A; A4 a
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
, u% `- A; n1 n) ?% R7 kdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the$ _9 G2 B1 h8 ^, ?/ F
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The1 Z) o/ Z# Q& R# ]$ b/ W! S I
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
) W1 U5 }7 V- O+ M9 V( N% @The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head( x; R! X5 R; y" q
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
5 f9 S; {4 J; X9 @* s: Epeople to dinner?"
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! V$ S: L7 p6 S% t8 R7 ]) qCheers!!!! ~( l1 L2 @8 B" \% S
) O! Q0 i, l9 r* N, } MPeace, love and happines! |
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