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Kids in Church' V4 c3 [" Q& _; g
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3-year-old Reese :
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Amen."
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( ~. {6 ?, P. G g' T, }A little boy was overheard praying:
' o7 O1 \7 l9 `$ e" M"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
; X" L3 W5 E& P, F1 `: e/ Rdon't worry about it.
3 K$ Z% r/ D" x% [I'm having a real good time like I am."5 u: p- v; s$ Q5 v6 [
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After the christening of his baby brother* E5 J) h, A/ u! T
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
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him three times what was wrong. Finally, the- I$ X- d! a' N! @7 b" L
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted- J+ d) _- [/ w/ `
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted& p! W/ Z Y4 @4 V
to stay with you guys.", V$ Q8 }* `: E) s- V* Y6 \
3 e; I0 F3 w4 X1 k/ i1 aOne particular four-year-old prayed,
: R+ I# P& C; R: O"And forgive us our trash baskets as
9 S' I& s5 u$ pwe forgive those who put trash in our; _. p `2 |: e+ S2 L5 l" d
baskets."9 E5 T7 m/ K) S% @* @+ N
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A Sunday school teacher asked her' g) D! o) L( [5 G: Y% I& b' J. F
children as they were on the way to/ z3 x" l j& x" U5 M) }. D6 T
Church service, "and why is it necessary3 B2 P2 i s: d! s/ _/ k
to be quiet in Church?"
* E' [) n% z- ?3 _& @# m. E* h p9 BOne bright little girl replied,7 F" w' F" F0 j9 J3 i h: J( V' M
"Because people are sleeping."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for: d$ k+ L+ O- J8 P
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
* Z* T7 ?% Y# g' q1 \' n) kThe boys began to argue over who would7 R$ c% r9 f1 ], v& Y' H+ Q1 } E7 Y
get the first pancake.
0 K9 q% U: Z3 n9 e, O) o4 sTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
) B0 f* W( t6 K) ^+ gmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He. \# Q( Z) O& K
would say, 'Let my brother have the
8 K% |8 t9 O! N' x5 y" l: Nfirst pancake, I can wait' ."
" u+ t7 R' V! m) H! z* j5 IKevin turned to his younger brother and
5 n$ @( H. A6 Y. E6 r2 w9 U; `1 ssaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"/ n- _& q' u0 c8 Y {& Z3 g9 i
' X' l% D/ l" L) C2 gA father was at the beach with his children9 B% q; V* W- D" F5 ~
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,7 y8 Q; Z" @) V- n& m/ ~% q
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore8 u) @% W/ B; W' |4 v, }# y
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
9 O ^1 \, w! S"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.0 Q7 A% X4 \: G/ Y2 d
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
8 M8 }: W- _# O+ E ?The boy thought a moment and then said,1 C* D4 W$ C' \0 `% X/ _
"Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner.: t; N, Z6 c4 ^
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old6 {) _+ X+ A; e3 m) p' j
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
4 w+ X9 D, A9 d9 u- j( }) \2 ]blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
9 Y5 ~0 f0 d! O9 v- Q3 N9 [) mgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
8 a5 t! {7 L. m# ^2 H: t5 SThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
& V# E+ M0 [7 a' {$ a) t$ x" Land said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
[- a5 B- Z2 t( g2 o1 q# Cpeople to dinner?"
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Cheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines! |
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