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Kids in Church. c3 g+ s7 A. c
% l( {5 I! O4 Z8 }- e3-year-old Reese :! ]5 a f4 ]- @* F
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,1 a2 I g' Y& L
Harold is his name., V1 t) |$ v0 O( \% C. j
Amen."
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; D( F# S2 p4 p* W* }& `A little boy was overheard praying:
- A- j% F4 l1 a$ q4 X# P& O0 v"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
7 T' n7 k/ F9 B0 D/ d: t# e9 bdon't worry about it.4 o; e k9 g3 ?) C
I'm having a real good time like I am."' A' W' E" e# n; P* c3 C
+ s }' X# a4 L4 N( `/ yAfter the christening of his baby brother
$ Z0 {+ p& p& U F/ }in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
- u# o, L+ N$ B: M9 bin the back seat of the car. His father asked+ v% k4 u% g. H0 S& O y$ c
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
2 q+ C9 {7 L# K3 E" `* yboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted8 f. z0 E0 y" \1 o' }% c$ g
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted6 `) U# k) v- v
to stay with you guys."0 K( X+ p) y; Y/ _- Q# Q, d F
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One particular four-year-old prayed,
5 B4 @# k6 a$ ?4 y" X$ e"And forgive us our trash baskets as
6 O# o+ l. i, |. O" h+ Jwe forgive those who put trash in our( c$ x7 X2 d! I2 T, b, g% R& Q
baskets."
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/ K7 P6 @* [5 n. ]; DA Sunday school teacher asked her
. t- t( E9 u& h' @* ?children as they were on the way to
7 d, _/ v% d, {Church service, "and why is it necessary
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One bright little girl replied,# [# E+ y% y. o9 r
"Because people are sleeping."- ]! K' U& Y' D' s" B1 l
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A mother was preparing pancakes for
& h4 D& K6 z+ U) d$ z+ o3 Gher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
& `: F; h9 ] c: k, W# {, T7 X) ^* b* dThe boys began to argue over who would5 H6 ?2 l, E* B1 \" _5 o
get the first pancake.( _, o# \' S9 a- a" I/ ~
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
6 U! O1 W6 L5 ]/ Nmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
" ?8 J1 v' ^1 a* u7 y {would say, 'Let my brother have the7 ~: W# w( U6 }+ |; w( Y
first pancake, I can wait' ."
, \ N# a, A: \Kevin turned to his younger brother and0 R) y% f2 D) ]5 }2 R1 m/ g: t
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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3 D. M! p; X u `1 e, Y5 _A father was at the beach with his children
& i; ?, X6 F: h. dwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,# l2 E/ ^( `' W$ I
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
# E$ o f# N/ H) }where a seagull lay dead in the sand.5 s3 F' Y$ N2 f1 T9 j) t
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
) F o& p( q$ ~"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.: F2 i& D3 l" W6 D
The boy thought a moment and then said,+ C# w" v: c* k, t6 e
"Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
. d: @( E4 `/ r# ]At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
. |( u9 Q0 z, M! B bdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
- l4 z( l& g6 r/ Z+ `* mblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
" X6 c2 a9 w3 ^! O6 Hgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."- u0 M3 o$ [5 I$ y: ?5 T
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head& M4 w1 X5 N1 o1 }
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
) S5 w( t9 R8 y3 C: Ipeople to dinner?"' P- a k& S) q# D: H
' ~$ J0 g' v5 n; K% n8 F1 x, kCheers!!!: J0 F; N, S5 q) M
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