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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church9 Z# r- q5 l9 L. B8 m- e0 S0 n
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3-year-old Reese :
) K5 i5 g1 x( m"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,# V& ^. L: R) l5 A/ D9 b; v
Harold is his name.
" A6 i1 D3 Z( N0 \# bAmen."# S+ [" ?  `$ y& g

) a. G) e+ z7 |# N/ ~5 R5 N% ?A little boy was overheard praying:. b4 z7 h4 a- ~6 s% [2 f  }: o
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
" ?% n1 h! n; W9 y% _- c  F! s4 h3 ]don't worry about it.6 R& L7 H' Z3 R$ k& R+ e4 w
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother0 G" H0 ?0 j% E( }0 m
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home# W% T' u7 d; u" C$ L% ~- y1 `
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
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boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
' h2 y' p9 e* A; b+ |us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
7 U7 [0 h4 ?# W9 d$ mto stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed,
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we forgive those who put trash in our( M. T6 J. u) u, U8 f; ?3 `
baskets.". z5 h+ U8 w# h

# T  {& E7 \  T$ ~A Sunday school teacher asked her
  E* f: z$ y- M) i1 Uchildren as they were on the way to
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to be quiet in Church?"
2 a8 v& Q: d# s9 OOne bright little girl replied,( k4 _& X# O# G; {
"Because people are sleeping.": K% l& W0 R2 t" ?; W

3 e# Z, |6 k/ e$ u) C% Y) p/ EA mother was preparing pancakes for
6 p- s5 Y8 a/ k$ _- C6 |her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.) t: t9 V. v5 p1 M) l, G+ n4 l
The boys began to argue over who would
1 _% q5 x  X; i# m3 @" E; sget the first pancake.
+ J( @' U1 T0 L% p% wTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
$ G& Q- v0 a/ jmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
+ Z% [" N+ [/ ewould say, 'Let my brother have the' X* V: _, I. ^! w/ }0 A* u
first pancake, I can wait' ."
! i: o% ?+ Q" H6 L* {% Q2 @Kevin turned to his younger brother and* S5 ~/ r5 L/ ^+ C+ Y2 C
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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: \+ @- A" s  N% A  S8 aA father was at the beach with his children6 ]/ r: B/ T  r# B$ M/ B7 K
when the four-year-old son ran up to him," Q7 U' X& x* C* D4 }; E
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
$ |8 N* o( n/ @0 U* `: f: Wwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
& C# J+ S+ U4 L6 W4 W8 M"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.. t% J. \9 f8 E! y8 G( o
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
4 B1 ~3 `+ J$ p. _! wThe boy thought a moment and then said,, b8 W" q/ c- ^  `7 C
"Did God throw him back down?"
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2 G; g2 @' R3 e0 KA wife invited some people to dinner., U% u- V/ ]% ?- l
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
/ ~) P' Y; X/ L# ~# M/ P/ Edaughter and said, "Would you like to say the0 y4 X: B. ]. M, |# Q0 v
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
& J! ~; O! a6 |  }7 A" qgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
4 M8 j: [( P+ v. q' [9 G+ O+ U' qThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head/ [) k8 h8 f. D8 b; d1 P
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
" B& ]/ n% s$ A+ @people to dinner?"
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Cheers!!!* x+ A; j! p* J6 h) e

$ c) c& G: \3 W4 N! LPeace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
! N' i* ~5 m5 o% {9 nVery funny stories. Kids are so cute!

0 Z: x1 t9 ~2 X& H0 @aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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9 a) `- x2 R( Q# L0 _Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
2 x6 o$ C# z# F3 Y"Don't be selfish!" I said.& i% k" g" y7 P6 X8 y
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
- ^! m5 x* S. II was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 7 ^# `7 R$ _& d0 `

$ s7 P! [5 O* ?& Z( w" R+ M! K! e4 jaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.1 e- S- W2 {8 J* T
"Don't be selfish!" I said.! R) K7 u5 m  ?! \5 _
My boy's eyes turned ...
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好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表 9 j. `) r4 i1 q

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' A* L2 h: O' ?5 c/ ~& M& Eha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
; ?, B) w+ ^, o6 F6 E3 k4 i"Don't be selfish!" I said.
4 G+ j! {" G  HMy boy's eyes turned ...

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$ K* N! {7 ~' C* w5 W+ Z5 c; S) QAha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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) B7 c8 M( d8 S/ xaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
/ F) ~# @1 J# p. U. g6 M" J! J- D6 l2 B. F/ m. t- w. Z$ ?5 F7 G5 {
Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
9 }% L* p& A) S6 ?  x' V  T"Don't be selfish!" I said.7 x) G, |2 M6 |
My boy's eyes turned ...

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Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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