 鲜花( 21)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
Kids in Church
' N% m8 }" D5 M6 R% B: A# m; T" ^/ L) \% I8 ^" ^
3-year-old Reese :
1 R) u, d5 m) K9 {"Our Father, Who does art in heaven," o" {+ @/ f/ W7 S0 n
Harold is his name./ R; t2 n, j6 ]9 U6 ?3 F
Amen."
7 ^# A) m; ], ~; j$ v/ x. R" ]3 S1 L: m1 ?, E4 H+ Z! k+ l
A little boy was overheard praying:. H' D* N7 J3 t3 e
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,' O( p/ R, y9 b4 U, m/ |2 }$ y
don't worry about it.
+ H Z0 Q+ `3 o& m0 ?9 i- u. aI'm having a real good time like I am."
* U+ O' |) X2 q8 O) f$ z9 {9 w# y8 Y% P% E# w0 T I
After the christening of his baby brother
4 t- v y8 k8 _; T$ I7 }* c4 Ein church, Jason sobbed all the way home
* P8 q7 i) [2 {& ~; O0 `in the back seat of the car. His father asked# J, e* K" \% l r" B8 M# o
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the0 g' t' K% \. v9 y5 e: s
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
( R3 U6 U" W7 R$ E- wus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted# S$ p: U, j8 a# |6 ^
to stay with you guys."
& }! _2 ]2 j& g/ S8 I0 D
5 g* j! t; t3 |One particular four-year-old prayed,6 k1 ]; m8 l, W
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
4 n# ], Y+ E* D( owe forgive those who put trash in our
- [% r8 m1 m9 ?0 S" N! M5 x4 ]baskets."/ y: v7 o% m0 A( g% j
& N" Q+ M$ u# Y! Z% }' GA Sunday school teacher asked her w: P$ N8 E% r4 N
children as they were on the way to
7 G# B# \$ v$ p0 l8 A. gChurch service, "and why is it necessary
0 z& F0 {4 r* W' H2 y4 Jto be quiet in Church?"
" v( P; ] x: V7 Q; I' kOne bright little girl replied,' \0 l+ S+ `! s+ w. \4 g
"Because people are sleeping."
2 _5 s+ b4 V) P) c
) r. c. |, z# _' ~* `& y, o- @A mother was preparing pancakes for
- Q% h& G. c% i) R: U! ?her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
, ^$ b+ e% C. B" R; mThe boys began to argue over who would
' Z( a$ @" @0 e' F/ W; q: o5 Yget the first pancake.
. U6 v5 s( w. X& ?( z3 P" ]Their mother saw the opportunity for a6 J/ P) r4 d, ]: |- _! c% e, u
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He# z6 R: `, f6 I
would say, 'Let my brother have the u" c6 ^5 Z F I1 j* x7 A: b* ]
first pancake, I can wait' ."* A+ U+ l( V* p' O9 Q1 c
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
O8 H. @8 \8 v& g Rsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
3 i$ z$ J/ H5 {2 j$ |
* H# S1 V7 d4 L9 i. IA father was at the beach with his children
% \+ O I$ U6 l) P! L, v: ]) wwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,- b+ q# v3 t* C" t" z" A
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
8 h; w. J4 S* d9 K% n. Lwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.( p2 ]9 J2 u h, l8 f: N/ F
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
8 a' Q* E5 ?+ i9 N" {"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.. d$ A7 K( M9 v3 m8 T0 ?2 w2 n
The boy thought a moment and then said,
1 R5 i/ j: S# C: \/ i"Did God throw him back down?"
+ K# S+ j0 T/ k( o! w# P$ v9 [% r7 k( F% b5 T$ V
A wife invited some people to dinner.
5 D: V( [4 a; G2 J6 hAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old( N% u) z3 S e/ m
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the8 ?* j4 p |& q+ h
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
4 A8 I3 J W) Pgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."/ Y3 _% V7 q4 n& g7 K' B d8 w
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
, f2 N" E- c7 c& e' V dand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
) R% V- s% `- E6 ^% [+ X* K6 wpeople to dinner?"
9 w0 k, t- i/ p! }2 f- `" c" K# N
Cheers!!!
, b+ H7 s! X+ i- S. C) j* {
: a9 M& |; Z K1 j3 j5 U% z% l: ?Peace, love and happines! |
|
狗仔卡
发表于 2008-2-18 21:05
提升卡
置顶卡
沉默卡
喧嚣卡
变色卡
显身卡
发表于 2008-2-19 20:32
