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Kids in Church( Q8 |6 g& Y' u; `
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3-year-old Reese : @0 N* w y& D0 ?3 M# C
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
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Amen."1 l3 ~/ r+ l; e a
8 Q8 u4 r m9 \) UA little boy was overheard praying:
, `8 ?/ T( l! R: V h"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,/ k- Y3 {( j2 y7 g8 O" c
don't worry about it.& a7 K. b, f- r2 v; m
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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( ~# U* I* D, \, \0 X& D8 s% yAfter the christening of his baby brother
. W: b) m. n( Ein church, Jason sobbed all the way home+ F+ G* y5 g# `
in the back seat of the car. His father asked. r, d3 @* b" G6 A' [2 @7 d4 p
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
9 {3 x8 J5 M6 m6 E& {boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
& c, q; `' m6 d' l( E* |us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted% g! y( k5 {+ ^+ l5 t/ H( ~
to stay with you guys."; k* ]4 n9 J7 ^8 Y
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One particular four-year-old prayed,
" a% P; f9 G8 g"And forgive us our trash baskets as& e& c i6 g9 x8 a' o: |
we forgive those who put trash in our
, h' J2 G( a, u9 W0 }2 e6 Obaskets."
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A Sunday school teacher asked her( }* U( Y1 n) ]* P1 P
children as they were on the way to" }6 d& ]0 T0 q$ l. o
Church service, "and why is it necessary
1 G' d% g2 q) pto be quiet in Church?", b* }8 y$ \2 M; }2 I
One bright little girl replied,
- \' _' Q& J- G"Because people are sleeping."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for
* {3 P. Q1 \& W/ bher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
& Z: g7 j, \3 S j: k6 B8 T# YThe boys began to argue over who would
% Z. R ^+ m# C: z2 jget the first pancake.
8 [6 _# _9 ~$ q* r+ B1 o# ^Their mother saw the opportunity for a
1 Y! u* r; g0 i$ v2 Z+ n; c5 L. rmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
' p- @& T: R& L3 fwould say, 'Let my brother have the
: v' l! m) e. M1 I; }first pancake, I can wait' ."
/ o+ I) X0 p8 cKevin turned to his younger brother and
& F; F4 e2 k! \9 u' [! r) psaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"4 F7 n% \3 |7 N& h0 [4 k
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A father was at the beach with his children
+ C# R* e3 k3 m' d! t$ h1 M% awhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,
6 w' l0 f Z7 w! ?9 e) }grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
' j7 z* R5 ~3 x! mwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.1 l' y0 l2 D2 _- ~5 w7 X& ~/ s5 r
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.9 X" j! S+ L; ~9 B8 l- [
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
/ \+ j$ f0 x. `2 F: pThe boy thought a moment and then said,2 p c9 T( x3 t8 Q# _: I0 B; f
"Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
/ [0 z8 N) s2 jAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
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blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
: [+ w4 p" m$ ?" u4 h3 L! Cgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
% {% L6 W2 }: E2 }, @1 z( Y6 ?The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
0 n/ r& c9 ~; a" S: B' H- Fand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these2 F: A3 Z4 _( J
people to dinner?"3 U' T1 T( ~8 L
/ T1 R; A# m! j2 U/ `. M6 F* qCheers!!!7 ]4 p9 d) G; E1 q$ b' f6 w
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Peace, love and happines! |
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