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Kids in Church! M, B$ g9 c* E5 m, |
% |7 }, [8 c8 H0 ~3-year-old Reese :
" o$ S, y5 g: t1 E8 ^" X: a"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
. o* u6 v! C' L3 W6 }. _: G8 sHarold is his name.( M' S1 W6 Y7 M! D! R3 k. N
Amen."4 a$ g: w1 e4 F3 Q* I" ~
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A little boy was overheard praying:
% n* Q8 }& i( v6 L5 z"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
$ G- h( n1 M# I% ]don't worry about it.
, F3 H/ x4 F" b3 g& ^) O' v: QI'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother) F1 t0 x$ X0 U
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
1 M& K+ G7 _( h- `4 J' Hin the back seat of the car. His father asked) h/ {: x: U+ g3 S$ }$ X3 H
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
. H9 _5 {% ^& Z/ w1 mboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted- _7 z: ^, K3 W, `. [
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
2 Q' }0 J9 V2 kto stay with you guys." n- n, [8 q j# f i7 V2 _
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One particular four-year-old prayed,# h, N; o+ G8 Y; }; P1 ^) ?0 O* n
"And forgive us our trash baskets as+ c1 Y @* a' J4 g
we forgive those who put trash in our
( p$ t7 J, s/ l, i: ^6 ]baskets."
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
0 a. Q- n8 V4 J3 c5 Kchildren as they were on the way to
; [1 ] j# x' W2 D: z" ?! PChurch service, "and why is it necessary2 @/ M" \0 t r
to be quiet in Church?"
8 z8 k0 w0 c2 ?* P" J2 JOne bright little girl replied,
f$ Y' J3 n) x! r: K6 }, V# k5 M"Because people are sleeping."
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|2 O C0 k; {9 y( K Q. X- D& E0 W6 CA mother was preparing pancakes for. x- k- `- ~" @( l
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
0 e% c( P6 {, g% oThe boys began to argue over who would, v3 c" a8 t& z/ I$ B7 u* l
get the first pancake.
- p" j. U$ Q) e2 ?Their mother saw the opportunity for a
+ e U O y" ?# [* f0 N* ]moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
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first pancake, I can wait' ."
- Y4 M" o1 C+ T/ T# NKevin turned to his younger brother and
7 Y& ^ C3 H8 t* _- Esaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"& ^5 e1 k6 g5 M: X1 i, ?
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A father was at the beach with his children. f+ Y }9 o. P( P T' i& V. q
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,0 u% U! b" o8 G. N) u2 {- H
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore8 z" z9 {5 U" a" m9 I- ]
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
9 ^0 g1 B$ F4 x* A; N% C( e( x3 t"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
5 p3 B7 D- m- i8 f"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.5 T, c' Y% E% F' L& E, `# t0 ~1 e
The boy thought a moment and then said,8 C0 X$ J5 Q8 K) _
"Did God throw him back down?", H/ d& F- W5 E$ |: L
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
) G4 ^ e% p! _" [6 ^At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
/ j4 H4 E7 s) odaughter and said, "Would you like to say the) p5 t, L1 y/ l$ i7 r& O* X: d
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
2 ^# |" l0 Q! g" X5 agirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
; d( e+ v- G1 _' d& @6 MThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head7 y& g w; t& S' c$ c) C* u
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these7 j. E7 Q; Q z' b, i
people to dinner?"; L7 q7 v( y" F
' c2 t7 b& g p* C" _Cheers!!!8 `: p. K; i3 j) S( `
. x2 W0 @( b/ Z8 H. Q7 Y# Y3 fPeace, love and happines! |
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