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Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :, K% E3 v9 I5 T B, A4 f1 M
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
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Amen.": X" X- C( \5 a, H3 _- P
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A little boy was overheard praying:
- E7 i- ]9 E/ B6 `5 L"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
" r7 L y9 F1 {- Jdon't worry about it.
3 g$ U7 O' l" e: ^; y. D EI'm having a real good time like I am."
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# k, S: @$ L! p$ @: R, Q/ M/ w2 BAfter the christening of his baby brother
5 B- K/ S' t* c, w' Fin church, Jason sobbed all the way home+ W, Q' H) T" w* C0 P
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
: O4 f4 y3 s6 v; T* K; uhim three times what was wrong. Finally, the) T ^% K% K& t* F2 E+ z
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted z5 [; A2 F& C
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted! E7 c* U+ @" u2 U
to stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed,
: }7 n& E+ A6 o3 z6 u+ N"And forgive us our trash baskets as2 f8 N; W$ k/ v/ R$ g# W+ W& u8 z
we forgive those who put trash in our5 h: P$ o t0 l! B V/ c
baskets.". |' m8 ^5 i; ]8 s
: g i& @- T( a8 Y0 ?A Sunday school teacher asked her' ~. F t8 K2 D9 Y* _
children as they were on the way to
/ l, K; Q1 T3 ?/ V) zChurch service, "and why is it necessary1 a+ Y5 J* M3 U* k/ b' E, ?
to be quiet in Church?"7 }9 _1 a; x% g! g' n" P
One bright little girl replied,
4 d0 B# c/ U# a"Because people are sleeping."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for
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The boys began to argue over who would
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' {4 |. Q' m- ~* X5 p4 |; G$ E. Z: dTheir mother saw the opportunity for a* s3 N# D! D2 z4 L1 C
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He: \* `; d/ l; [) V9 c: y
would say, 'Let my brother have the
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Kevin turned to his younger brother and% @/ Z1 X+ j6 x1 Q3 }+ V
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !": I/ q" B: }+ e) I
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A father was at the beach with his children) F8 `3 [! J$ k7 {4 k g
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,5 m7 m- O+ c# E) b5 W
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore) O9 L2 \9 M! P. f3 ^
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.! `% m# D( i$ q4 C" r5 ^2 {
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked., w1 @4 g9 O+ n
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.! W6 ?+ [+ |9 [' R0 j
The boy thought a moment and then said,
8 h- O8 S( j6 }/ L: f' E4 q4 z! Q, P"Did God throw him back down?"4 f, ]* [$ J1 y
( ^: I L4 N0 q+ d8 W, B' S8 Y' ~# VA wife invited some people to dinner.
5 f. a9 {. | V6 i- r, mAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
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blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
& t1 O7 j, {3 ~3 b8 ggirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
2 P8 J. \( X3 ~- XThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head( D! x" `' m( u. c/ b+ K/ z
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
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Cheers!!!
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8 H# _1 c# x( A5 jPeace, love and happines! |
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