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Kids in Church
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1 ?, D8 s/ ?1 t b M9 f3-year-old Reese :3 ?6 t5 n# W0 y! J1 q
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,' v" t9 B- X; w' {3 c- n9 i* A1 Y6 g
Harold is his name.; F; J3 p9 {& Q5 o7 y& h
Amen."( j/ p" ?1 Z0 P B
" d: P) n/ a' _1 iA little boy was overheard praying:8 U, E9 L$ }. z. o
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,/ v: I y& C. ]4 U/ J5 L
don't worry about it.) F9 ^' ]% {& b* y" E0 F' ~8 c% D9 f
I'm having a real good time like I am."- M5 T/ O5 K8 s n) k& b# I( A. e
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After the christening of his baby brother
& M* F( L5 J! Z7 F0 A* zin church, Jason sobbed all the way home X$ w/ l" ^/ w5 L& p. i, o
in the back seat of the car. His father asked; c) W {' c' E
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the; o( s6 P9 z% D4 ?- P9 e6 R' O
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted6 Z5 `; x5 o8 l, I% t
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted+ |/ W& @$ z5 _% ]- H
to stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed,& t: \, O% O+ G, F" b" @& p
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
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. ^# X0 j# y8 d! k& N# @6 oA Sunday school teacher asked her
5 X$ q2 Y) ]$ L7 T, |children as they were on the way to
$ h, Y7 H. W8 K' CChurch service, "and why is it necessary- ` Z/ c8 J! J E! @8 m7 Q
to be quiet in Church?"( d0 p& v5 h+ w! H9 R
One bright little girl replied,
( R L/ s; a( s- d+ G/ b( N: q"Because people are sleeping."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for
0 l" s4 N0 p: P2 ~her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
0 L9 n1 w5 K& ?! TThe boys began to argue over who would+ {4 |) U. [1 U3 ~; b1 l6 Y
get the first pancake.
|4 B7 U/ Y% F2 Q" Y& x( FTheir mother saw the opportunity for a a5 f5 [( d; e8 m' I/ e$ } N3 i
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He {) A+ f# f% S" a
would say, 'Let my brother have the
) S. q3 i$ c8 Wfirst pancake, I can wait' .") Q: T4 y1 j) q
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
) t# _! G6 } E5 _+ B$ e; K+ \& @said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"5 f: t# W* B' T/ K' e7 b) h1 a
2 v9 P! b% u# K: CA father was at the beach with his children: u/ i+ @) u* [& @2 s0 ^; g
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,$ q& K7 g% m2 S: i! l6 N
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
! J' s$ A6 k D; E+ ~: ~* ~0 dwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand. C& e! Y' R, l$ N
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
" M- ? Z. L% s8 g* r1 U"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.& c( g# d* A# C+ {# _& u/ q' y
The boy thought a moment and then said,
8 \1 k6 u8 \: g& H4 Y"Did God throw him back down?"3 r7 {( r0 e) Y
: u( @& C3 Z& N5 T7 Z' i* f' w- MA wife invited some people to dinner.
7 T% M; G5 a6 R9 y; [7 ?At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
% R! ?' r: u6 e% `( p6 L3 `+ Vdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
0 z) Q$ ^/ ]# E2 Q/ `: O3 k% ^blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The9 U' S/ h0 z3 i' i& ^, r
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."( Y2 z! `2 T7 a* @+ u7 @, a$ [! W
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
8 n, h# o6 M2 R8 l) q! {" fand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
# R- b4 W1 W' m3 G: M3 bpeople to dinner?"
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! ]& z4 `! \1 G: v( jCheers!!!
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) D$ x- ]" D G' N' UPeace, love and happines! |
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