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Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :
4 g+ J; K) A3 u+ l& Y) s/ E"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
' C2 i& E# o+ l- w/ I5 V, [Harold is his name.
" b+ \; i6 i+ f! ~, GAmen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:$ x/ \) H. a& S6 M: O3 U+ I+ Q
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
. M3 ^( t/ r* ?# i7 l4 w, wdon't worry about it.+ Y" @& t( B( [- P2 |
I'm having a real good time like I am."8 D. z' X ^4 I+ y% x! `* J
3 j" h& p) }6 C5 D; x8 oAfter the christening of his baby brother
2 @1 k0 [! i0 `. G) E Yin church, Jason sobbed all the way home
j. c( P/ H) _in the back seat of the car. His father asked. M; @- g& b% y+ U* h: b% j! e% `
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the- R. u) `* {* r6 }7 }
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted, t- K1 v# W/ s: P. Y9 X8 h, j
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted- D" C* C2 @0 q& W, ~5 s
to stay with you guys."$ A6 c+ V: R0 {' {
. J! ]" s' u8 _One particular four-year-old prayed,: T. T1 R' ~( i7 y
"And forgive us our trash baskets as! c7 v3 ]( t9 W! l! c
we forgive those who put trash in our
1 d$ b! q) b: b2 j @baskets."1 N- G" O& @4 b8 a Z9 k& F
3 J+ d- D+ j5 h: ZA Sunday school teacher asked her
( ]' F1 o3 E* f- t% Ychildren as they were on the way to
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; ?* `; r% N7 h, yto be quiet in Church?") {; S3 o/ Q6 l( Y9 Y3 N6 M
One bright little girl replied,
8 C! S. _0 V2 U! ]8 k: p"Because people are sleeping."
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- y8 s. j0 }3 H- Z; D9 r4 fA mother was preparing pancakes for
9 ~2 n, y6 D2 Zher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
' h) d& D5 H# P" b5 r6 G* N1 bThe boys began to argue over who would4 E9 W( U+ s# f* Z- {" w' S- F
get the first pancake.
' Y& m6 P2 H5 WTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
5 |: O/ M- w, U' [- J9 r0 wmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
) }, V: y' z) v$ |/ \2 V' _$ Uwould say, 'Let my brother have the- a7 Y5 O0 P! g4 q# P
first pancake, I can wait' ."
5 H0 G1 e. z6 V, E9 Z8 O5 o7 ]Kevin turned to his younger brother and
' w9 b, q( V' c ysaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children
! k' R/ \6 S, b: Q% G0 {, {when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
* |% W' I" r: e' ~1 o, Y0 z% dgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore% _6 w5 F: \# p% S# V7 l
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
' K7 ]8 Z6 ~. n" F"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.5 d1 |1 @2 X6 ~) y( j
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.$ M) }! [! q* R! H" J' |5 j$ {
The boy thought a moment and then said,
- G! m7 ^$ }- p7 u' h"Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner.2 b5 c. V" `6 m; \
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
; a% Y% A% Z4 i5 [3 w1 @$ fdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the( \2 B6 y5 P2 r2 p, E
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The6 u) L4 y4 S, y7 U" l# t4 S
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
3 Z2 r( I. G/ [3 ^0 M) N* R* ]The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
) F1 \8 f# F9 `& zand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these# |, o* w, \+ i& O2 j/ r+ q
people to dinner?"& H% u5 T% @2 i. x: i. V
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Cheers!!!& U5 T/ w; q, H, n' S. p+ o6 m! x
. R. \9 X% l/ @. _' KPeace, love and happines! |
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