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Kids in Church
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( C+ Y L% B- s {% g& X6 h3-year-old Reese :7 F, r: C* \5 o# S j4 f' L
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,! v" g. r- N g. ^, K, U
Harold is his name.* b# Q' H$ b( [1 M
Amen."
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* B. Z* d# D4 M/ \: D* kA little boy was overheard praying:
7 S* y) t7 q$ O( V, i! O* n"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
/ b9 O" ^2 a$ ^3 Mdon't worry about it.! e& S" p, i/ F9 ~3 z) H
I'm having a real good time like I am."9 D4 i% x# o& v6 X! J8 |4 k- u
" I5 B1 L$ C4 g! GAfter the christening of his baby brother; ?7 c( l1 p- n0 d8 l) F
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
& E; @9 H4 v2 z% kin the back seat of the car. His father asked
' a* f: H/ E5 v3 v uhim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
0 [* o; r2 z% k5 `- Wboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
! t9 {, c% { V# S3 Q+ S; Q5 Jus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted! \9 m! p- u1 J$ ^: E& {6 d
to stay with you guys."
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$ x) j$ Z2 o6 v* @+ H3 w! uOne particular four-year-old prayed,
9 ^9 p9 ?' U2 C& O. J. k% q- n"And forgive us our trash baskets as
' B8 j, P! L$ t) Awe forgive those who put trash in our
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
* k5 }0 _& b! ~0 L. V( g2 ]7 Cchildren as they were on the way to
8 y* k' K& n x. G& RChurch service, "and why is it necessary/ D- Q1 Q! ] ^$ X8 [4 i4 }
to be quiet in Church?"
+ ] w( }* w9 s8 p' P3 xOne bright little girl replied,: [$ n- e1 x9 a1 `, h
"Because people are sleeping."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for
: q, d- y3 _* X* lher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
5 H5 z9 s3 p+ u3 zThe boys began to argue over who would
+ p% R. C* B4 u5 m2 R' C& mget the first pancake.
7 ?7 Q' l: L0 z: m+ A5 q3 @/ B+ `, w iTheir mother saw the opportunity for a; s/ C# D8 |. A3 i. y
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
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first pancake, I can wait' ."
, o& ] O! b' V7 w! y2 X$ YKevin turned to his younger brother and
- t1 h# D( q9 O, Q3 Jsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"; K: B: ]1 Z ^0 A/ J: T
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A father was at the beach with his children
: j6 F6 K# W) N) x R0 k zwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,* E2 _) o) L* `! ^! H8 a
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
+ d, o! q7 J( T. O* }, m3 v) ~8 cwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand., ]2 e% M' U6 m9 `7 e( @8 z
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.7 G. i! N! D% g4 \0 V+ E" K& p" W
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.- n: _% X. q; G Y$ Y( y- e7 G
The boy thought a moment and then said,
, u3 o9 R- g D3 |" B- q"Did God throw him back down?"" w5 g6 A% F. L; q! a+ P
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A wife invited some people to dinner./ C" I& Y i9 k$ X3 m- r# |' q
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
; U E/ S" [* M2 ~6 A4 u" Kdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
& o9 d) s- E# nblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The1 Z% G1 r$ e( x5 h/ x
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."- B! @( ^" w3 T" t+ Q% t
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head! f) L6 I( ~2 B' V. }
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these, e; ~, }: o5 @$ o
people to dinner?"
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Cheers!!!9 y) [# D8 u6 L
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Peace, love and happines! |
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