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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church
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( C+ Y  L% B- s  {% g& X6 h3-year-old Reese :7 F, r: C* \5 o# S  j4 f' L
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,! v" g. r- N  g. ^, K, U
Harold is his name.* b# Q' H$ b( [1 M
Amen."
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* B. Z* d# D4 M/ \: D* kA little boy was overheard praying:
7 S* y) t7 q$ O( V, i! O* n"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
/ b9 O" ^2 a$ ^3 Mdon't worry about it.! e& S" p, i/ F9 ~3 z) H
I'm having a real good time like I am."9 D4 i% x# o& v6 X! J8 |4 k- u

" I5 B1 L$ C4 g! GAfter the christening of his baby brother; ?7 c( l1 p- n0 d8 l) F
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
& E; @9 H4 v2 z% kin the back seat of the car. His father asked
' a* f: H/ E5 v3 v  uhim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
0 [* o; r2 z% k5 `- Wboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
! t9 {, c% {  V# S3 Q+ S; Q5 Jus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted! \9 m! p- u1 J$ ^: E& {6 d
to stay with you guys."
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$ x) j$ Z2 o6 v* @+ H3 w! uOne particular four-year-old prayed,
9 ^9 p9 ?' U2 C& O. J. k% q- n"And forgive us our trash baskets as
' B8 j, P! L$ t) Awe forgive those who put trash in our
0 d+ I3 ~2 M: x0 U( lbaskets."
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
* k5 }0 _& b! ~0 L. V( g2 ]7 Cchildren as they were on the way to
8 y* k' K& n  x. G& RChurch service, "and why is it necessary/ D- Q1 Q! ]  ^$ X8 [4 i4 }
to be quiet in Church?"
+ ]  w( }* w9 s8 p' P3 xOne bright little girl replied,: [$ n- e1 x9 a1 `, h
"Because people are sleeping."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for
: q, d- y3 _* X* lher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
5 H5 z9 s3 p+ u3 zThe boys began to argue over who would
+ p% R. C* B4 u5 m2 R' C& mget the first pancake.
7 ?7 Q' l: L0 z: m+ A5 q3 @/ B+ `, w  iTheir mother saw the opportunity for a; s/ C# D8 |. A3 i. y
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
) g: i: l8 Q6 C4 Pwould say, 'Let my brother have the0 f* e* S$ L- e. O, f( i
first pancake, I can wait' ."
, o& ]  O! b' V7 w! y2 X$ YKevin turned to his younger brother and
- t1 h# D( q9 O, Q3 Jsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"; K: B: ]1 Z  ^0 A/ J: T
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A father was at the beach with his children
: j6 F6 K# W) N) x  R0 k  zwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,* E2 _) o) L* `! ^! H8 a
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
+ d, o! q7 J( T. O* }, m3 v) ~8 cwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand., ]2 e% M' U6 m9 `7 e( @8 z
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.7 G. i! N! D% g4 \0 V+ E" K& p" W
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.- n: _% X. q; G  Y$ Y( y- e7 G
The boy thought a moment and then said,
, u3 o9 R- g  D3 |" B- q"Did God throw him back down?"" w5 g6 A% F. L; q! a+ P
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A wife invited some people to dinner./ C" I& Y  i9 k$ X3 m- r# |' q
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
; U  E/ S" [* M2 ~6 A4 u" Kdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
& o9 d) s- E# nblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The1 Z% G1 r$ e( x5 h/ x
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."- B! @( ^" w3 T" t+ Q% t
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head! f) L6 I( ~2 B' V. }
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these, e; ~, }: o5 @$ o
people to dinner?"
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Cheers!!!9 y) [# D8 u6 L
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Peace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
. a* e1 k  P: D$ dVery funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.9 |! R' |1 k/ i% [& c
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
/ M( X9 I" F5 D0 oMy boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
; I! _5 f6 ?' ~4 S3 k7 H' vI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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. t, G, k( y$ a2 r: K) O1 waha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: , H" v" S1 H0 G) `' P% t' S

1 H* ^3 ~4 J: y: W+ I) x  fRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.' K# E2 Y+ M4 G( n0 t  N# c
"Don't be selfish!" I said.. Y( M! V4 R  C- u, x
My boy's eyes turned ...

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* F+ c3 p4 [# `# s1 p) V4 G好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表 $ ]$ Y- U: I0 O2 J7 @

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! T. ^, F9 t% U( Y) H, F& u好好吃

) D+ c5 z% k: I( I( p( F4 Cha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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7 d0 E0 w1 l8 T- d2 T4 F8 O- j7 u8 Yaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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: N5 P2 ?) o! b$ z* O: D6 |  \: WRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
* J3 F: E) q" J5 z- ^  L"Don't be selfish!" I said.& P7 \. _# ]+ W1 I- N
My boy's eyes turned ...

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Aha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 " Y* ~9 I$ x! W8 j

$ S/ T; f# z# t8 U1 daha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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: |6 K* q+ @3 D$ Q& xRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
) o8 u0 \) E; G+ D) Q/ @- r& k"Don't be selfish!" I said.
: v& R; ?" a# B1 SMy boy's eyes turned ...

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" i( J+ d" B* Q& u( c% F+ A5 HThanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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