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Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :# M# P0 E6 ]) B! b; }- i
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,0 x4 S f) @2 V J5 A
Harold is his name./ {8 F7 T6 v, T; J8 t+ K) \2 j) n+ e+ \
Amen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:
; a& K( l- G2 T" k"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
1 P. F$ [; ?$ `don't worry about it.
3 c/ @4 q! G! gI'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother, E, s" T! c: N* P- E" j# @
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
$ |4 T' ^; h, ~7 \! m/ M7 win the back seat of the car. His father asked. I r9 s: ~' `& }
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the) g0 I& X5 `! [9 c% E2 I' a# T
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
. T. @4 N" d6 dus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted4 b: x, I- A3 S! |4 r. Z
to stay with you guys." \( l6 ^& R6 @' ]8 R
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One particular four-year-old prayed,
( n- I- e) ~ S"And forgive us our trash baskets as X% X' p" H9 U4 K8 D/ x
we forgive those who put trash in our6 s# n* d7 {! C+ r
baskets.") F h( s0 q8 G
" \# q9 I" B- s" Z1 eA Sunday school teacher asked her: w+ r# V6 k5 Y( L/ {6 n
children as they were on the way to
, O, ?+ T7 R# v* S* V* {# J/ HChurch service, "and why is it necessary
" ^, S0 R6 w7 z0 D/ z2 M/ @- Q3 kto be quiet in Church?"- f3 E: a2 [% I$ e0 `. Q2 v: V8 Y W
One bright little girl replied,
+ [* K, b/ V' s4 p"Because people are sleeping."9 c: z. P/ Z. w5 t+ i
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A mother was preparing pancakes for
7 l, m, e2 y! o/ C' Xher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.0 T8 Q8 h+ |# m+ _( K% m
The boys began to argue over who would! e' j: ]4 W: F
get the first pancake.9 D: u% S4 u$ @# J3 }6 y
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
! S8 w& ^' I' l+ E2 Zmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He) k) j9 Y0 a% v% f p+ A
would say, 'Let my brother have the
, O1 R6 G; g4 K4 Q2 ufirst pancake, I can wait' ."
4 r" Y ~: ]1 {- OKevin turned to his younger brother and+ x$ T, x: h' Q% A
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"" B8 l1 |% a* o- y! I. o8 c
; s c! g' G2 d; n% y% N' f# iA father was at the beach with his children
* q0 ` O1 Z6 u7 o8 ywhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,: v6 Q7 h; q' k) H3 E
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore) X4 n7 e, Y7 m' g7 @0 v
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.( \, X# l3 y2 ~1 }+ W9 C2 O: v% }, H
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.* u5 O7 `4 V* B. U& ?+ t
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.9 J y1 j% k' o4 x) Z$ x. m- w
The boy thought a moment and then said, |' L( v& W F' q8 W
"Did God throw him back down?") U3 d6 I5 E! w8 P# t
# T. d9 [+ d0 C9 N" OA wife invited some people to dinner.
/ i7 E* h2 Q. m" XAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
- a, a/ s E/ [9 m" Fdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the/ s$ v- S: ~8 Q
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
; H* Z+ Q5 t/ V& p. q" Wgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."# x" Y" Y `9 o: l r/ v' l' j
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head3 n) Z& e2 O" _- u* F
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these, u% F. d$ X$ H5 S; Y! v
people to dinner?"( K( d# Q z b0 l0 ]0 u
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Cheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines! |
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