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Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :. m% K! _! l1 q# k P$ M+ x* I
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,( q/ Z) i4 z! G9 J8 y( F% y
Harold is his name.: p8 V; S. \& z
Amen."
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3 l8 T4 b3 o/ CA little boy was overheard praying:
0 Q8 E) @1 l) q g' r. V"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
$ V: X3 z# f; Y; u* cdon't worry about it.
0 @4 |1 g4 s, B! Q# E3 F$ J- CI'm having a real good time like I am."- j" u- k3 S& T) J9 i& S4 X6 G
8 s- e. H: O+ {! i" U0 eAfter the christening of his baby brother
2 ?; P! K S8 C7 J1 tin church, Jason sobbed all the way home
9 E# H6 d' D9 [- o6 \* `& \in the back seat of the car. His father asked! S" ~ `0 V, {$ p
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the* W8 u: K( T0 ?+ _- ]
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted5 ?# ]- `" t' y+ Y
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
: K; ?( A. L6 T1 z3 Gto stay with you guys."
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7 A/ G/ H/ i2 |& w) x% ]: J* lOne particular four-year-old prayed,
( r1 d! }1 j% i) U& Y"And forgive us our trash baskets as
' K8 A9 O' { t3 `$ u5 h" p6 ?we forgive those who put trash in our! H: e! N H( T6 S0 t# A
baskets.": \* w0 K1 v2 y
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A Sunday school teacher asked her. C4 x5 n2 O5 ?' O
children as they were on the way to6 B) H& ?. ]* m7 `; C2 k% D
Church service, "and why is it necessary
4 ~. {. @$ R5 F Bto be quiet in Church?" B/ R- W4 ~! x+ T# ?
One bright little girl replied,
@, B- V' r& T$ G' O" ^- d"Because people are sleeping."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for
) q7 M) H) q' C$ yher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3." R/ M1 G* [ u; k! V. A t
The boys began to argue over who would2 X1 T: D. Q8 T* S
get the first pancake.
. T, Z! e z9 H! b+ `Their mother saw the opportunity for a
" x# _' t i4 q5 f) a$ cmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
0 _- L3 N4 ?. C9 H% }would say, 'Let my brother have the
7 b' m* c$ B3 }5 O5 k' B) N* ]first pancake, I can wait' .": N9 R/ E/ Z: x& w
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
- E: `/ `) z! S% a( Asaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children
# s3 c5 o- ~, \: U7 W w: fwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,! e ?5 b/ Y/ O8 e2 [
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore; Y5 B( p9 b( w7 N3 p
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
) [% Y; U: R& O! @, M"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.* N5 a6 I4 O, R1 { d- T: P @8 E
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.4 z5 q4 x& e9 T4 e" v
The boy thought a moment and then said,
8 {* _& O: W* n"Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner.7 f" K5 g( p; g) B0 u
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
# ?- ]; C8 O: y4 S# H" B' C* L, wdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
3 J1 @1 U' J: I, |( U4 i Oblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
+ \$ @, x4 I2 r" Z% ?' ~7 h. |0 Qgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."* z) S) _3 p; X1 P% M4 m7 w
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
' ~+ }3 s: A/ J/ B5 c' G' Fand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these& H ]/ m& e( h- m9 q# ?5 @
people to dinner?"8 b' W7 z, \- ^1 A/ \
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Cheers!!!
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6 q" j! r, C; @* d* r, \Peace, love and happines! |
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