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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :
% }" H8 A8 e6 T: d"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,1 S" w! h8 k/ F( `5 Y* s. D
Harold is his name.
: v: k) N6 p) PAmen."
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7 u4 f; g1 z- R$ {  T6 J$ D$ pA little boy was overheard praying:( T3 I2 X& A$ s% F+ p" b4 j3 s
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,; B0 w: z& i. ~  e3 R4 ^7 z: l
don't worry about it.& @8 g7 j3 ]" Y; C
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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  V1 G# P; G, Y2 T, c! hAfter the christening of his baby brother
9 d! h4 u( v9 |; m9 Qin church, Jason sobbed all the way home9 O. \: N9 }( U* Q( l3 Y
in the back seat of the car. His father asked- `: R& a$ N4 W0 ]- y: V
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
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us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
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One particular four-year-old prayed,4 e' Z; ]( I  L7 p
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
/ Q1 b# N/ }( Awe forgive those who put trash in our
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
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Church service, "and why is it necessary7 W  v3 i5 f/ l
to be quiet in Church?"( B7 X+ T( z* C* n+ H# Z+ C) p
One bright little girl replied,
! H% [! }7 c! T5 H"Because people are sleeping."6 k2 g( H2 Q6 J: G' M# j  @6 A

7 e) q) M( r' IA mother was preparing pancakes for( J& b) Q/ t" u
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.! I/ [: y$ n$ r! A7 Z6 f
The boys began to argue over who would
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Their mother saw the opportunity for a3 b5 j" a1 S$ D; k* E0 q
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
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first pancake, I can wait' ."
9 G9 H& S8 n8 q% p* @7 kKevin turned to his younger brother and4 L. j2 v2 r. B* w* |9 v: o
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !", B1 v" K  E# s0 |' ?% v
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A father was at the beach with his children6 X+ _! ~* c  Z, H' o" |
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
' K% ~8 @& A+ ?; f* @0 Ygrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore: Q1 n' ~- r9 K! `" N& J
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.. L2 f8 I2 Y& s  [9 W- k" B
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
2 M2 Z, P( H+ H8 O/ C# ^/ y"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
" q/ d- }" P3 P; G0 }The boy thought a moment and then said,
, ?% ~% l" Y8 ?/ U  h0 O" D9 u"Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner.* S* g' N  y* n8 t
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old" o5 m$ b$ y) Z% [) A
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
3 C. \4 c9 M8 F: h- ]blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
1 F  c# c( Y+ x  H8 U9 pgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."' j% u% v  s" c, q
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
$ b  Q! l- Y4 l& K" X* L2 {) dand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
; E' G1 O- ^+ X' i/ J+ a: mpeople to dinner?"9 P, r. z9 j9 z* W5 A- a
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Cheers!!!" s+ u' [( F, O' U3 Q- b, J
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Peace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表 9 K, Q8 E5 t6 s7 g
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: * ^+ i* a9 H  U- w' L

9 @# Z" ?7 |( Y0 a! n5 o5 @Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
1 }9 I- |1 s+ H4 X( m2 _"Don't be selfish!" I said.# m$ D! y* [. y5 D. C, f% ~
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!" ( L4 f# \/ k- v. @$ I/ S8 G
I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: 1 a0 t2 ~5 j2 l- v# u6 t
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
3 T7 l/ i4 }" U"Don't be selfish!" I said.: r  k- t! Z, b6 r1 h; ]
My boy's eyes turned ...

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好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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好好吃
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ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 6 G$ H8 |6 ]0 T+ N# F0 ?
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: 5 d7 O& `  E; u6 M. Q  N6 Y9 t
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.( C9 D  z* x! O9 Q+ d2 L
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
3 W$ i3 d( t4 |% F# uMy boy's eyes turned ...
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Aha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: ' c8 X6 @0 j+ D9 {- c: q

# W9 b# Z9 S& y: b( h7 P: e. jRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.7 ^9 B: [5 h- \, F
"Don't be selfish!" I said./ D, b' o+ @. |
My boy's eyes turned ...

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Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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发表于 2008-2-20 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
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