可爱可笑的孩童

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Kids in Church

3-year-old Reese :
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
2 q  {2 p% B: g% x6 i/ C- \Harold is his name.
Amen."

/ b. p1 Y4 ], P: yA little boy was overheard praying:
' ^- {0 T/ s: ]% R"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
don't worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am."

After the christening of his baby brother
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
# C' T/ U, W- V8 }( R4 |/ a* W* T1 win the back seat of the car. His father asked
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
/ T! M' \1 G) `0 Z8 T8 ^& J  F! Uboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
to stay with you guys."

3 C& B+ X% ~* G- X. pOne particular four-year-old prayed,
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
5 {# z' \* @& J$ o- P& awe forgive those who put trash in our
baskets."

A Sunday school teacher asked her
+ {- k! Q) q$ y, T: L8 Vchildren as they were on the way to
Church service, "and why is it necessary
5 M; F$ L+ b+ }to be quiet in Church?"
, v2 N9 h  v3 P( i7 F# j9 e/ pOne bright little girl replied,
"Because people are sleeping."
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6 A5 g7 Q; N. g5 tA mother was preparing pancakes for
1 W( e& @/ Z) T+ Y5 rher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
2 \! b" y( z. [2 d% D- o( XThe boys began to argue over who would
get the first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
0 B/ O* k, b; F3 Owould say, 'Let my brother have the
! `6 G$ \) r% c) P' R( M- ~3 \5 nfirst pancake, I can wait' ."
' B) }. X/ F; {Kevin turned to his younger brother and
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"

A father was at the beach with his children
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
' y2 @3 ?6 P. s. ^# Mgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
8 U; O% X$ ^) r8 C! T" zwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
  `1 d) y' E, j* Q2 T! f+ e$ V1 e"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
+ }) W2 u) E9 u; |"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
# ^5 m+ M& b' E! I5 C1 fThe boy thought a moment and then said,
$ E% a" ~& _5 J( |4 O( }# u"Did God throw him back down?"
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0 {/ E2 C3 `0 v3 E$ UA wife invited some people to dinner.
' ~1 r$ f9 ?+ }( ^At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
& Q8 D9 Y: }8 ]" X6 C7 tdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
: l- t; S9 A. n! D$ mgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
$ _! a7 e8 k  _1 v7 }The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
" u3 b( k/ x7 A0 v" n* ]( |% oand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
1 O. d& L6 A9 M5 w( @' O1 xpeople to dinner?"

% n3 |4 A; V( G2 k4 I# PCheers!!!

3 E7 ?, m& X$ q( |, D) [Peace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

) p4 g% d" N# I& q: ^aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

3 E# R6 a4 R( o: ORecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
$ x2 R- Z1 c' b! P"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
7 U5 d2 A% \$ G$ }
Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
0 U* ~; H+ ^. RMy boy's eyes turned ...

好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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; L1 h6 r8 u, Y9 q& `! b好好吃

ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

" X8 j* [, F( D+ e: J4 x; K5 t" |Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
0 `" u: ]' N" c# R"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

- m/ ~8 R- z- J; Y9 BAha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
3 e# d" [- q) R* ^
. ?6 P4 b* T+ w' g, P5 aaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
9 T2 L7 @, w- {( q* ^
6 w' o" C9 T: Y$ gRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

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. j: `4 Z0 N$ oThanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby