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Kids in Church i. d; z8 }# M( S( N' f$ F$ }
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3-year-old Reese :# U. D; u! y7 t: q
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,! O3 I& l' ]: H) D" |
Harold is his name.0 D P8 V# C9 F# _/ k* R$ {
Amen."7 s( Y: J$ I1 H- t1 D) c' \
4 J6 P, n4 K( q1 TA little boy was overheard praying:
1 o6 ~9 M: q5 v2 {, r2 I"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
( I; f* X! u3 p7 M" ydon't worry about it.
9 W4 D3 y7 R5 kI'm having a real good time like I am."6 Y8 t" ]# ?1 d
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After the christening of his baby brother
: w' b% X" ?3 }' w% m/ X5 y6 ~3 ~in church, Jason sobbed all the way home ~; Q6 K# }4 u: i3 F
in the back seat of the car. His father asked4 V1 [$ Y/ `& U) {; T
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the b% E4 T9 K g7 A9 l; U: {
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
2 ]7 ~4 @" e- N% B# @1 xus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
5 R$ x5 V6 e4 q3 c4 b- A% e Y6 `, }to stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed,( v' c" K0 h/ M8 a# W" L0 `
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
- \( {5 h/ {$ h$ s' u Kwe forgive those who put trash in our
1 C. o" f$ G6 n- U# x$ Abaskets."1 ?2 P. @4 b0 Z
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A Sunday school teacher asked her- w( |* A7 @# F5 y0 r
children as they were on the way to( f! y3 v; {% ~, e& n+ ]
Church service, "and why is it necessary- [8 W' f) t+ h& j3 z" f9 R
to be quiet in Church?"# k4 n& A- I' L8 x6 R
One bright little girl replied, o4 x& l% Z% V, c: Q4 s5 J
"Because people are sleeping."/ h7 V; i% N8 d0 [; v
# H2 A$ s5 ?: T" I3 A3 QA mother was preparing pancakes for8 h S, h' B" N7 \7 J
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.5 p8 ?. |" ^2 S" a
The boys began to argue over who would: A4 e$ h6 G$ P2 \# |( g
get the first pancake.: F; F4 x# J3 R; z2 Z
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
) l* P- j0 y3 P; ?: [2 ]moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He' ]8 H7 G$ k3 f
would say, 'Let my brother have the
$ Y" E& B2 i) D) Ofirst pancake, I can wait' ."
* F; @1 M! i4 D5 C9 x! A# h+ gKevin turned to his younger brother and
: n5 m4 Z) O2 k" l/ isaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children
' Q" f4 I9 H7 R0 N# ywhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,
1 U+ G, e/ X. s9 c4 J3 }grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore, U7 t" v1 d, Q. z& P
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
# j) M" `! M" v4 m; M"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
2 n$ z5 K) C4 {* `: n1 Z"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.# j/ Y3 i) f) n; A- p! a
The boy thought a moment and then said,* h# h% P2 |# d) T8 T' \
"Did God throw him back down?"- K) J! P k/ g3 u* n( y
% ^0 V) |1 a" ]0 qA wife invited some people to dinner.! A) `6 H$ I8 a; a6 M# o
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
7 S1 T# Q5 ~- c$ J5 C' X7 |daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
: o# A) F1 m) q2 d: ~blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The) b8 n) a( n+ N0 e+ R) [4 ?
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."" G8 D' }# J4 R; l! f* b& e
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head) H/ {% @$ ]3 p1 ~! l5 K
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
: h# _( b i1 |5 a0 [( k0 apeople to dinner?"; q/ T' N2 G5 X, ^! A) B, J
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Cheers!!!; N" [ ?) c# y+ J% N* Z
8 U$ R* L$ V" V7 g+ bPeace, love and happines! |
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