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Kids in Church

8 F( L" S% u0 h# d9 j3-year-old Reese :
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
1 Y7 S* W# k+ D4 W' X% VHarold is his name.
Amen."

9 ^' ^; z, V# q% E1 [; G; DA little boy was overheard praying:
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
5 w/ z8 |6 p" Ydon't worry about it.
# l3 C) m/ o' }3 V- r# aI'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother
  l% |3 x3 Y& lin church, Jason sobbed all the way home
( x+ n; M7 B- Nin the back seat of the car. His father asked
2 d' X5 `# f8 H9 i$ q. g# Q6 nhim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
) v- P9 {! L. i" P  t3 _4 Nus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
to stay with you guys."
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7 z7 w$ ]  i. Y, HOne particular four-year-old prayed,
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
8 r% g$ }1 o- i9 c% q. Dwe forgive those who put trash in our
: s8 w; Q- e8 Q' Vbaskets."

5 k/ U" @5 ~; @1 x; h- qA Sunday school teacher asked her
# V6 J* y3 @( {( Wchildren as they were on the way to
Church service, "and why is it necessary
- o, k/ Q% T, W3 ~5 g. K+ Gto be quiet in Church?"
7 R3 `# h- V3 n4 Y& [$ H1 SOne bright little girl replied,
"Because people are sleeping."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for
4 r* M1 h% |6 n( t( K6 [  M3 }her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
The boys began to argue over who would
get the first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
  x" Q) p! q  C: U! [; Z# \moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
0 V( X' A" u" [, h" H" Ewould say, 'Let my brother have the
. z4 m" }# n3 O2 mfirst pancake, I can wait' ."
7 w/ N" \% p& v2 O8 bKevin turned to his younger brother and
" l% r% J8 O$ Usaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"

8 V6 j5 r% @+ `- f. gA father was at the beach with his children
1 b8 _- ^& C  R( `6 k& u9 }& \when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
' [5 P% @% a  [6 P5 j"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
- ?6 s- J* E- k2 O2 w; XThe boy thought a moment and then said,
"Did God throw him back down?"

4 T1 X% Z( Z' V9 ^: X% KA wife invited some people to dinner.
, k* w9 S, F2 R+ N9 y3 jAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
) [, o2 x  Q" v+ y" Q4 wdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
- N4 a9 c4 L' p& d  F: gand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
* n4 Q" A3 t5 b1 |8 k; g7 B4 ypeople to dinner?"
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% `5 t8 h. w6 v) R1 }( w3 @Cheers!!!
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, o1 e, I( n7 H0 b: oPeace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
8 @: W# F( Q! I0 P, e8 x. lVery funny stories. Kids are so cute!

/ Q! l  w' X2 y" S7 M$ F. laha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
( P: }5 u/ @1 K. O7 `5 E$ c"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
6 p: A, _) r# DI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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- c8 N& G& c8 j( [( r. daha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

8 U0 o& |' ^) }. R* P/ @. E- e$ URecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
' G& L: i- o1 L3 `"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

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好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表


好好吃

! a; A+ \- u  _# Zha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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8 r. A# S2 J2 e# J- g' j7 v! C  M2 Paha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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3 x  }' G* Z; H: NRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
- r/ |9 ^1 m: j$ O3 S/ r"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

Aha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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% I9 R% R0 u  W* daha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
6 }. t: {# v3 J1 J& ~# i/ s. i
4 N/ U! }3 A, V9 r; kRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

9 I* b( G% X9 t2 |' y! _Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby