可爱可笑的孩童

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Kids in Church

1 {( u2 d4 W* i% r& d3-year-old Reese :
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
Harold is his name.
Amen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:
- I( c0 A8 R: H- Z" k( ^"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
don't worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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& h" n( D2 _. \$ _. aAfter the christening of his baby brother
. j) u1 t' a: L: x. N0 o& Q/ F% Iin church, Jason sobbed all the way home
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
0 V8 [/ s) f) I# uboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
( w* e4 V! L+ B6 J5 s5 @* {us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
5 }6 h8 n$ f" e4 D- Cto stay with you guys."

One particular four-year-old prayed,
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
we forgive those who put trash in our
+ R, J( l% p( {0 L9 B" i, I) k) pbaskets."

. x/ s0 ^: ]! ^& c. JA Sunday school teacher asked her
children as they were on the way to
8 k% o% e$ c2 i8 d3 A; g; NChurch service, "and why is it necessary
to be quiet in Church?"
$ ?+ N3 }) P* ZOne bright little girl replied,
"Because people are sleeping."

! f2 J' q- k' a3 f# v% ^A mother was preparing pancakes for
  Q" l, t; M8 Gher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
The boys began to argue over who would
get the first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
8 G6 y/ _4 M0 }0 Gmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
5 B, G) ]0 s, q$ [would say, 'Let my brother have the
9 l9 w' f" S3 F. M6 I( N, c5 E; Ufirst pancake, I can wait' ."
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
( a3 W) w- G+ V* c! Z4 e& R8 tsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"

6 M% ]. E" \9 OA father was at the beach with his children
; a) T8 S8 z3 m; H# B, Y2 gwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,
: R* t, D' x  }  c7 Cgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
% ~, x* g! s4 t9 q; B) V3 e& jwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
The boy thought a moment and then said,
) ^- ~) v9 j7 {8 P! d3 q"Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
% `* z% w9 \% h! X- U4 ?, ^$ v$ `daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
2 ~& q/ ?& [3 ]8 p& Iblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
% e; C& ~2 f$ E" G4 P2 [girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
people to dinner?"

Cheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

$ P: x# @" ]  T# q- v: l  Haha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

- D: e- y* A9 h% R, J8 v4 {/ zaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

( ^! y( k5 H4 @) Q3 K2 ]# pRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

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好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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好好吃

ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
4 b4 a2 W4 {) EMy boy's eyes turned ...

Aha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
& L: u% s- M8 c# y$ FMy boy's eyes turned ...

% G, K$ m3 s& c! J9 [Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby