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Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :
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Harold is his name.' ]8 P; L2 Y0 l# y# q
Amen."
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% S" }) u+ `& T9 K C/ w2 R' BA little boy was overheard praying:
' v3 W) L4 ^ |! \* R9 k"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
& M4 `, ~! K& a# {( s D4 edon't worry about it.. h3 P; |) x3 `3 Z' M5 U
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother1 j; k$ ]& |2 m- u: G. k" T
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
?$ L' c: q5 o! U; kin the back seat of the car. His father asked
$ @8 x# i0 T% B" k: R$ D0 ohim three times what was wrong. Finally, the" v; M0 l" S! i3 k$ `& I, E
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted+ {: |4 P3 S; C3 {* z4 [
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
: C2 N6 u+ D8 H- m( R' [$ Hto stay with you guys."
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5 F9 D S9 |# Y6 l+ aOne particular four-year-old prayed,
6 @. v1 ?8 r) W' Y" \"And forgive us our trash baskets as
2 E: x5 y& v0 j: q* p) Y, ?we forgive those who put trash in our
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A Sunday school teacher asked her+ s j6 t% Y0 M3 w
children as they were on the way to
0 k* ]. x3 {" R$ O6 S7 R5 zChurch service, "and why is it necessary6 w0 M7 o5 o& a1 ^4 u* U! Q
to be quiet in Church?"4 ?4 F7 D4 k+ F8 W3 a$ x# }7 {3 ?
One bright little girl replied,
' a8 p2 _5 y% e7 |* e"Because people are sleeping."
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/ Q1 r; z% L( p0 Y+ ~) IA mother was preparing pancakes for- S+ v* @; { K9 T5 R3 u* l
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
6 R# z+ _9 ?- ^+ ^The boys began to argue over who would& I! W- N& ?+ z& B
get the first pancake.
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moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
0 F8 `/ m7 \0 q4 P1 Hwould say, 'Let my brother have the
8 M$ K. E' h. r, Nfirst pancake, I can wait' ."& ]: z" K! K" C0 _
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
8 e: k Q4 B8 o" S# W2 e9 e5 Osaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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1 q2 u' `' d3 S, q- J. o' XA father was at the beach with his children
) [) z# r* q7 e3 Ewhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,
2 L9 R7 U2 V! w! r0 ograbbed his hand, and led him to the shore ~' C6 u4 k3 w" D8 M) x; l' ^
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.$ r, _8 Y; ~2 s" v8 _/ ^ n
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
/ Y4 o( T& A7 _' U( y"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.2 g& {3 n' k o. p4 d
The boy thought a moment and then said,
' _$ o: |7 a1 n8 R1 V( H"Did God throw him back down?"
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: o4 E m6 l9 J+ G8 Z# i1 z# y1 d: a1 IA wife invited some people to dinner.
9 m6 y) `: }% F* n% nAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
; S9 P/ ]. s' W/ ^ e$ kdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the# ^* ?) k% n1 ~3 A( J
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The2 C6 t1 F- z" q9 F F- t
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
1 e, _# j- Y( {& W) }- lThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head! j. I3 q& I( y% @8 p! v5 ^
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these" e, X' c7 d5 U! D$ u/ _
people to dinner?"& t2 i" y9 b0 ?% P( M c; F1 R
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Cheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines! |
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