可爱可笑的孩童

没心没肺

Kids in Church
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- l  v8 l/ F% B/ b) T3-year-old Reese :
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
Harold is his name.
; o" g6 ?$ o: K+ n3 V4 w% r2 ]) vAmen."

$ u7 \5 v, G9 D1 _2 y  Q6 j* OA little boy was overheard praying:
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
; b! X$ y% |- O% k$ M7 p1 o  ~8 |8 i' gdon't worry about it.
$ N6 }) H( }! @# m0 NI'm having a real good time like I am."

( P3 p: i. M0 CAfter the christening of his baby brother
: b9 h8 N5 w+ _) _; P3 Y/ ein church, Jason sobbed all the way home
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
# W0 g) L$ l9 d4 h# v: mboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
$ g( a1 Q* b! @6 ^& [us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
to stay with you guys."

One particular four-year-old prayed,
7 R6 v$ u: Q" w# P"And forgive us our trash baskets as
% X6 F& o" Z5 A9 i+ b/ P6 P$ zwe forgive those who put trash in our
baskets."
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
children as they were on the way to
Church service, "and why is it necessary
to be quiet in Church?"
, ]! c- L: h; ?$ g' EOne bright little girl replied,
"Because people are sleeping."
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. T4 h. I0 O! K& n, F  ^: m4 NA mother was preparing pancakes for
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
, `+ K* u/ j* h5 OThe boys began to argue over who would
get the first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
' ~9 B) I* j: R" K4 Bwould say, 'Let my brother have the
first pancake, I can wait' ."
, J+ t4 E# p& D& `% r; O; DKevin turned to his younger brother and
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"

- @3 I/ V5 c% S- A) `A father was at the beach with his children
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
/ e' \) m/ c8 F; [3 p; h9 r* Ewhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
! p4 ^+ B0 ^8 F: t( t" Q"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
/ N+ X( E! I$ Y"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
The boy thought a moment and then said,
" g& i. Z% s# T3 n, a3 i"Did God throw him back down?"

3 ?3 k+ U9 J3 J* PA wife invited some people to dinner.
( K) X, y5 _: I: L5 bAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
" n. R+ j! A. i' B6 w; Xdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
. ^! x9 [& [& C" xblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
, b" z' ^$ m7 B; x3 Zand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
, J) c4 W5 H9 [2 zpeople to dinner?"
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5 Y" L" N, t% x# J; ]* ^/ KCheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

5 k2 D) k1 b1 q  H# e5 jaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
0 o6 Z1 y9 ^; ~"Don't be selfish!" I said.
+ M. m- t$ K2 m5 r% g6 |, v4 K- MMy boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
0 g0 _! T/ T( ?: k1 Z, _# |"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

# ^0 l! l6 _9 J8 A9 e+ h好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表

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好好吃

6 ]; G7 b% D" d6 i; bha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

1 Q! x0 {/ h1 U( o. Zaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

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$ g* ?9 M7 v3 T1 U" x: |Aha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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$ n: N* d7 W; |, G2 Aaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

. c; t1 m3 D& ?/ E, {1 `1 |2 PRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

7 k( D1 Z5 G9 N% _& nThanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby