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Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :
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Harold is his name.
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A little boy was overheard praying:8 N: j* L, `) j+ F' }3 [. p
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
% D x P; Y5 J) X" P8 Ldon't worry about it.
/ L+ Y3 h5 U* \5 ]0 V HI'm having a real good time like I am."
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H( Y* I" s( X" x5 K9 c2 `After the christening of his baby brother2 {4 ~2 p# O9 j. u: x6 I, o& W
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
( {" g) ~: q3 v# m7 l+ ain the back seat of the car. His father asked) N% E2 l- ?3 s( {. J
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the- f; }' G0 d( [
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted# _- N1 O. a9 j
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted v9 b" m n' O
to stay with you guys."
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* M F5 I$ |8 ^( g& R4 NOne particular four-year-old prayed,
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we forgive those who put trash in our5 I9 _% b( @' _9 y
baskets."
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A Sunday school teacher asked her/ P1 M Q& ^1 e7 R" K
children as they were on the way to8 R# c. t2 M3 a' o$ T% ?8 U
Church service, "and why is it necessary9 o3 c" v" H& C1 h2 ^
to be quiet in Church?"4 ?% J, ~7 [& G+ E
One bright little girl replied,) H* B# }) _* B+ a* _0 y4 e f8 e+ V
"Because people are sleeping." @. w8 X& k3 y# P' U
9 o* c/ |6 G+ M0 e: S) `, ~* G: NA mother was preparing pancakes for6 v0 d5 X) {( k. H
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.1 n+ p X! Z4 K ^5 W- J
The boys began to argue over who would% m* ~0 h w2 D+ u7 Z4 ]
get the first pancake.: c. ?6 B# B! m/ `* A
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
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g. e2 s! j! @+ m) [) S0 B( f' iwould say, 'Let my brother have the
# G; ]& Q% m' b0 C- U8 F: B* k# ~first pancake, I can wait' ."2 S; s9 Z& s6 E5 l2 A' F O
Kevin turned to his younger brother and$ }2 B: B8 A! h2 X/ f
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"5 M6 T( J0 e0 w* u
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A father was at the beach with his children' C0 H: ^. c* F0 u. W! y% G1 v. I. n0 c
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
. R2 R# }, j9 t2 x% zgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
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; z; t. B) ]0 h3 K' w- P" Y"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.$ R) X( J1 R# I
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
% Y7 l1 y# G4 D" O1 w8 K, sThe boy thought a moment and then said,
: P/ d' [) S+ ? M" m- G& {5 {! r7 c"Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
1 _# D) t: w! w$ l9 r5 l4 e, V1 jAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
# `! C4 `+ U8 t! x/ cdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
" ~ m+ i& G2 Oblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The a' N5 T9 C' j( L$ \2 _
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
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people to dinner?"
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* k. K: y5 m9 z9 UCheers!!!
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9 _ I" ^0 p4 P8 ~5 BPeace, love and happines! |
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