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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church
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% W6 S8 u! L4 S. R% }% }  E  g3-year-old Reese :
8 I6 M3 B. J1 `4 x; v0 A" V"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,+ b( Q9 k8 o* _6 D6 H+ s4 s$ ^
Harold is his name.9 [7 ^8 t! D. i9 B; g# R. J
Amen."9 {8 K( m* ]# b- R) h+ g# U! q
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A little boy was overheard praying:8 ~0 v. b9 L# n* k0 `
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
7 b  x2 L8 p3 M6 |$ s* Jdon't worry about it.  r  F4 X1 ~( ^0 _2 c! f
I'm having a real good time like I am."7 l9 Z1 W" S. ]7 A* S! S1 l8 S

* t- {" N3 h7 n, H% U! |After the christening of his baby brother8 [3 j$ X2 h+ c+ l8 E- ~/ {  q
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
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boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted* o1 x' q' P' A0 I. Q6 M4 d
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted: H' n8 `$ e  ^( F8 Q2 g% S
to stay with you guys."
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) x/ W  X, P9 [& WOne particular four-year-old prayed,3 _4 G* T6 l7 v( L3 f2 v
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
& i. L; ^; A$ F+ `& Rwe forgive those who put trash in our- h1 Q( H" ~# `
baskets."' j1 @* t9 ?# N  ]1 `9 n
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
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Church service, "and why is it necessary1 B- W6 Y9 N2 {" S' \
to be quiet in Church?"; H! R( B8 S. b% g9 J2 W. o
One bright little girl replied,
$ m( |$ T7 @8 p: {$ h2 R"Because people are sleeping."8 E7 I0 x6 h  m; y

. y7 W# m, z! A  QA mother was preparing pancakes for& C9 @! c: D3 X! P1 H9 [7 \' J/ K
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.# F* j( n4 l3 U/ l  C' f
The boys began to argue over who would1 q$ t1 d) R: a
get the first pancake.  r3 {; s  u9 |& a# r1 f
Their mother saw the opportunity for a! A$ t8 a+ ]' f) l9 P7 Z* Q6 Z
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
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first pancake, I can wait' ."& a* A! G7 \8 I2 i
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
$ d% {1 v- o& @said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !": {& h# y2 @6 ]

% ~0 ]' ~) `/ V# V+ K5 d/ rA father was at the beach with his children% N$ h- `) n3 Y7 i- n
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
$ s) ^1 e) D9 qgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore) Y, f' e" c* a" l
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.7 I6 ?+ ?% h) d/ C- @4 _
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
4 O( k; W! G8 ^; S: s3 H( J"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.  L( m8 \& U9 ?$ s6 p7 w# \
The boy thought a moment and then said,2 c% H& Z' N( e% w
"Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner.4 G+ u- C- M. i* Q- J
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old, V$ R! {3 R9 G. R
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the: @5 L9 @, v! [) t6 p
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
8 G7 D7 c1 v$ A7 A- @; U5 Ngirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
6 p' k  R4 r' G9 J( N* \The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head: t' M! ]4 G. l8 d1 u5 {
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
, r5 s# J" I6 X. rpeople to dinner?"- L- m# h, b# J: N, V5 d
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Cheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表 " e4 `& x$ e5 V, p" I2 S
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

3 H3 X% F0 A3 X  x: G5 b  Caha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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8 Y5 `& I+ M* R8 _Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
/ C5 L+ j7 r- {5 i- Z" o/ h"Don't be selfish!" I said./ M5 V- ^# \- B. @: Z- \9 L* {
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
0 |' l& Q- Q$ I/ a4 _$ \  u& NI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.( u+ W/ S4 a, W
"Don't be selfish!" I said.% U* n1 [4 @6 n
My boy's eyes turned ...
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好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表 : }$ c6 m0 f# U1 y& O
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好好吃
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ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: ' @" k# M& V3 k  X2 A3 e3 A
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.: g) c$ X7 {& Q. H7 ~( g
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
2 R( D. |1 D# V6 K/ M  `% l+ h) kMy boy's eyes turned ...

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/ k. h, e( o9 c7 Z- b; J9 ]2 q/ ~Aha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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* I& B( j6 B# B0 P, i* daha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: ) Z' D# @+ w* d4 x* {

9 }6 N  B; e$ C. t1 Y7 kRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
6 R* o! y' H4 X7 I! J4 U"Don't be selfish!" I said.
' m+ k+ i- Y  H3 a, wMy boy's eyes turned ...
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# w  K7 z( @( K$ cThanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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