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Kids in Church- g7 [( L8 {4 j* N4 w! [" \
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3-year-old Reese :0 T s# |2 | T$ @' A8 V! W
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,/ Z* `- m" o, q/ d5 c
Harold is his name.1 V: ?" N) l1 x; i) T9 M: e
Amen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:5 L2 d: T: z- D! p8 o7 \
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
* u# F! o2 ?& G6 A$ I" ]* wdon't worry about it.
( D9 O9 `3 N" v+ w- M* ^I'm having a real good time like I am."/ C' q' K+ g" H8 b$ U8 `: f
) }' o, L! a3 q+ i, g5 gAfter the christening of his baby brother a9 t7 A7 U2 ]$ r% W1 a
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home, I' l% b4 X' a. U! J
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
- Y' B" X, |+ p- w" f& \him three times what was wrong. Finally, the. V% g' U9 b3 S; }4 A/ y$ O) l
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
7 o: p) ]5 x `% @us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted3 N4 s* g) S2 _, z9 R
to stay with you guys."" L2 D; s; s( Q1 |
1 t* V# x# R( m4 E( R0 X- h$ FOne particular four-year-old prayed,
1 {7 X5 \" |1 p1 M, j; k"And forgive us our trash baskets as3 O. p5 m9 L$ z' n. V# @
we forgive those who put trash in our
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A Sunday school teacher asked her% o1 T% e; Z/ r1 Y8 `
children as they were on the way to6 q* T4 ~# t. N4 l
Church service, "and why is it necessary
0 M& [6 ~, H4 r7 F- o! Gto be quiet in Church?"
- v$ j8 @/ V: `) m2 H ]9 B6 nOne bright little girl replied,
) i1 v" v! _2 C" U"Because people are sleeping."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for6 y" K8 U9 ^" d7 P! V$ w3 w
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
& j x- R* E" |& ~6 C- mThe boys began to argue over who would
; x; O/ X0 A( t& d2 U& dget the first pancake.( \; n# E3 X4 O) n" B2 h' z: A- L, A
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
+ I, u1 d( u! m+ w. Rmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He# a" r- a, N' j6 J8 W# f4 I4 a2 R
would say, 'Let my brother have the
; M8 q' @: \" f, ^! Mfirst pancake, I can wait' ."
( Q" R* {( a# WKevin turned to his younger brother and! [, X4 l% a' Y! a2 R# j. A
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"5 y# N5 Z q$ H% ?
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A father was at the beach with his children
) r! l7 t$ m( W$ a9 G3 K' Lwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,
8 F* F4 [5 \3 u) \- ?" X/ _) Ggrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore! g# {/ i. S9 G: _: s
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
% @$ y4 |; J3 L: _3 {4 j/ {"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked./ x7 Y0 w6 S" W3 ~
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
c8 p( Y: ]. @The boy thought a moment and then said,% i. ]0 A t, |- _( Y
"Did God throw him back down?"+ L# a0 N- A; n0 Y; {9 m
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A wife invited some people to dinner.9 f/ [ B1 y2 F. p
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old, O& j) I8 J9 K; x# l% f& y# ]: M
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the# Y: F2 m4 M5 u
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The! H* V* ~7 E% H9 B A) D/ S& i3 s
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."# h9 {% h8 ^" U
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
0 \7 k: q7 {2 d2 F4 Q* b4 |3 P; pand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these+ o# Z" y0 I& A& k- F+ \( Z
people to dinner?"
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2 ?/ n |4 r0 F" \2 t7 O& E: gPeace, love and happines! |
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