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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church0 }% ]' c7 l. W+ l1 v; P

! A' m# ^3 S9 K3-year-old Reese :
* |* P% k& r) }; y. L1 J1 R+ e8 `"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
( r- e4 J6 G' ^  YHarold is his name.
. U  f3 I9 X/ G* b, UAmen."+ `7 Z# I/ m4 e: d

  k" S0 B! E  K! vA little boy was overheard praying:9 I( h/ b6 w$ K/ R; a6 x6 h
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,# L8 {" S% N8 ]6 q+ Y; h# s
don't worry about it.5 `9 D6 g3 J( a
I'm having a real good time like I am."; V& S% _+ [- R
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After the christening of his baby brother$ D- a& f: l! O
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home( A6 a5 M+ _  j2 K4 I( o  Z
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
8 u) l8 `+ V/ F; f2 T2 Q; v( c+ mhim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
% Z4 P) t- a; a; Oboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted) A& w7 k% `  @! X& W8 V) `
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
: H: P* ^- C2 J9 V. ^) g+ S2 k% cto stay with you guys."
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$ H5 E. k/ |: ?5 z0 O( yOne particular four-year-old prayed,) Q8 W) d  ~! [  W
"And forgive us our trash baskets as  j( f6 E, {& B9 D) Z
we forgive those who put trash in our
8 P4 u3 O" W* L0 ~, u" }5 Tbaskets."( Z* C' E7 S8 x9 ?3 p) g

, V( v, C" c: [" \A Sunday school teacher asked her
0 M5 }5 D5 y- n5 b2 tchildren as they were on the way to' p. N- \9 f" z' v3 R0 q6 f2 x
Church service, "and why is it necessary  K+ T6 A" m3 N- Q- b, M3 j) G: q
to be quiet in Church?": G, |8 t4 V) w! _$ F+ c1 U
One bright little girl replied,
/ [# Y' d# ]: r"Because people are sleeping."* T1 X  g  z  ~5 S) Y5 }
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A mother was preparing pancakes for
& K3 ~" e% @  g, ]her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
( a) _$ c9 d0 D+ sThe boys began to argue over who would
  ]7 Q9 i( Y( U7 u( n; `get the first pancake.
6 _( C9 K$ r- j1 P$ @4 Y8 kTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
6 A  R. A- ^' c" L' l* x, zmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
  d) P3 p) d2 B. L( dwould say, 'Let my brother have the
& I3 S. p5 O# f/ j" P. q& H6 efirst pancake, I can wait' ."
/ ~8 ^/ R3 B/ N+ f( B+ d' VKevin turned to his younger brother and" N) ^( j4 A$ `
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !": T' z5 E& s0 d2 j, t" W4 I: w' r% [

" x9 a) s( }: ]5 D. X6 m; W3 v8 D5 qA father was at the beach with his children# r. I* T3 v2 W% R2 I" f9 e) s
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
$ a7 v, r/ K2 p  @grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore1 C' R6 T5 p$ K7 U8 |; @
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
6 ^4 I3 t- ^, L8 v* Z"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.. i, |: N. x6 _, ], Q% C3 l+ q
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.9 C5 S. {! ^; k. W1 B+ h; l* T, a
The boy thought a moment and then said,' X8 n( B5 v. F& m3 ~# M# J
"Did God throw him back down?"
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% z6 x( e: s0 P! D/ j* z4 [7 z1 UA wife invited some people to dinner.3 Z# f, g9 P' V1 X7 m$ r
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old9 x9 b9 h6 g2 r- ^# k& s
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the8 [$ u  G6 H& Q/ `) X
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The4 r( Q$ j9 @$ Z8 r# q0 ~
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."$ ]4 f" U& E5 g5 a; a% C
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
& u3 s, k; j# P/ j0 X, nand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
, F. I7 L6 P7 M& Ppeople to dinner?"# h. r5 f6 W4 d9 g( m7 V- u: `5 y

! H$ u* a4 E+ f+ c% ^& BCheers!!!
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/ s! V7 v: `& v  t. uPeace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
8 Y& d1 P: `2 ~" t$ oVery funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: 4 B! j2 O4 Q3 Q" ~" W1 L7 D) U

. F( f( J5 s: QRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
% x- W8 E* N0 W8 B# {"Don't be selfish!" I said.
8 Z1 `' F2 i8 k+ d  [My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
9 k4 v' I* ~/ _& t% QI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 # v* {, O( G2 F' _1 V9 ^2 K) r
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: , H1 D" y/ S, U/ O6 I& a; T

8 s6 _9 x& j: j, ~, S$ cRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
+ c" e; m: m; C"Don't be selfish!" I said.! m! B$ [7 y6 w! V
My boy's eyes turned ...
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1 G  l4 o) k0 {好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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好好吃

% h% h4 c) c& ]& _ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 & ?& Y" e7 K; t% P5 N
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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9 t5 W. K0 z2 Q& LRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.* K9 g* T3 R7 ^; ~: t2 l
"Don't be selfish!" I said.9 W% j3 M$ u& B4 f2 r
My boy's eyes turned ...
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3 K/ `0 L; z! l! S2 P- bAha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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+ K7 A6 r9 O6 F' J/ \; {Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
: t6 T4 ]7 h+ |& e( B4 i4 G"Don't be selfish!" I said.. u+ A8 Y' a: M! L
My boy's eyes turned ...

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Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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发表于 2008-2-20 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
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