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Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :: M' Q7 u7 N: y
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,: f0 z2 o6 D" T/ d5 ]
Harold is his name.
- D5 D/ a" R0 lAmen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:
; o- n8 r8 I8 O; [/ Z/ C/ M8 M"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,# T& y+ c% v% s' E
don't worry about it.
; u- b" H5 R1 r4 GI'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother
0 ?$ S7 r- d3 i% @in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
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him three times what was wrong. Finally, the0 ~& ^! L) b2 }" G8 a' m
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted: `3 q( H4 [& L7 \& V
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
# y( Z- I$ Z! y: Nto stay with you guys.", x, D/ ~+ l& X* g- L% M6 ~% N
! W! v! [3 h8 Y3 F: bOne particular four-year-old prayed,9 _& Y% o" Y! j$ n7 O H' ^
"And forgive us our trash baskets as+ U; s* P1 ]! H' a# p
we forgive those who put trash in our% H9 x O+ f( q0 S8 w) x7 ~* M
baskets."
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A Sunday school teacher asked her1 Z/ \9 p6 i+ k3 y1 V
children as they were on the way to
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One bright little girl replied,
* _6 z8 S5 J. w7 h$ ^"Because people are sleeping."
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* }' U2 s. J- x0 D1 j/ A5 B1 jA mother was preparing pancakes for$ }; u( B7 F+ g' f/ m7 O3 G
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
, S9 n! n% T& W5 E# ^2 NThe boys began to argue over who would
# G, T) A: m2 d% w( Sget the first pancake.
7 \, a" l$ C6 t/ C$ H' e8 Z2 ?Their mother saw the opportunity for a- c/ N7 o; T6 W
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He, [" x, ?% ^5 u4 P$ o# ^9 P( C) P) g
would say, 'Let my brother have the
5 O7 G+ O! @1 s) a$ H* E r* K- Efirst pancake, I can wait' ."
9 }( e; c" r" O* H; g& Z8 }" [Kevin turned to his younger brother and
- e* i8 i2 Y0 o* ~! nsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"" ~( Y: @$ a! n: {0 W- a' g
9 h! |4 Z% } I2 s' G2 |A father was at the beach with his children
7 m t6 w( ]$ G+ v% cwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,, j1 J8 L Q4 F. P& d, w9 {
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore( [- m0 H) U! w2 R2 t6 ?, o0 ^* H
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
/ z/ p; K6 }1 q n5 Q"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.4 d! D" u7 } h- Q
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
; S# k. i" P$ ~, OThe boy thought a moment and then said,
1 Z& P0 W. q- f& e: ]% M4 {- _: K"Did God throw him back down?" g) M# m& G; `. r! v
8 n. S9 L; H* NA wife invited some people to dinner.
! B& c( m1 i/ |At the table, she turned to their six-year-old7 _9 C4 C! a8 @- U% c4 N* q
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the; A$ c' n5 o) t! E$ F+ G
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
3 [$ k# D( s& U, J, xgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
# T$ E' g6 K9 J5 \7 `The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
# w3 i$ V9 r! |# e2 l! R5 \and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these" T( z8 t- w e" x2 x# c9 y. c
people to dinner?"0 J( D) n# l: k' v. u, o) V4 V
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Cheers!!!1 u; ^. @' G" ] i' H+ }4 f( ?
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Peace, love and happines! |
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