可爱可笑的孩童

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Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :
9 v) u$ U/ M3 G: H0 g* Y! \"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
. p, i. u+ L# B1 f0 R! gHarold is his name.
1 i4 [! T. J( J8 ]/ wAmen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
don't worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother
2 i3 h, i9 g8 K& D0 lin church, Jason sobbed all the way home
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
* r- }3 |2 `+ \him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
7 \2 e2 u4 s- u( g7 J; hboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
6 x" t4 a0 m; |8 cto stay with you guys."
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! ^! H7 m/ r9 g$ t4 b" bOne particular four-year-old prayed,
4 S9 E7 }: f# G"And forgive us our trash baskets as
we forgive those who put trash in our
6 p. E6 ?( |5 X% w4 u. \" Vbaskets."

2 {7 \! z' Y/ g4 b& s5 J: C* eA Sunday school teacher asked her
children as they were on the way to
8 l1 D, `# {2 q% D: q2 c! v! P; XChurch service, "and why is it necessary
to be quiet in Church?"
. F( S8 s' A% P! M$ a" l$ DOne bright little girl replied,
. @/ H0 x, @" F$ R- h"Because people are sleeping."

A mother was preparing pancakes for
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
2 Q: i" G5 X# }9 L2 l; L" G/ fThe boys began to argue over who would
get the first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
# q$ _# Y: }- S0 O3 Y" g( }' T' Dmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
) J' _5 ]; H' B! f2 ~would say, 'Let my brother have the
first pancake, I can wait' ."
' D9 |, i7 \2 h& {& p$ K) lKevin turned to his younger brother and
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"

% H) [  ^0 f! pA father was at the beach with his children
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
0 x4 k/ _6 @2 @6 @% u4 z+ r$ ygrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
The boy thought a moment and then said,
"Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
- P  v2 ]4 V; n* N2 i+ f# sAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
% Z* V1 }: @9 `/ cgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
8 f  X  x5 l$ L2 N( E; k, SThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
2 U$ s2 R( s# t$ Upeople to dinner?"
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6 Y# Z% R4 R' r+ B1 g/ QCheers!!!
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6 N( M/ E& T+ h/ ?+ `# ~Peace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

: o; K: `3 @' H/ V* T: z' k1 f" k9 paha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

. y9 U  H( ^2 i5 ~) Z4 gRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
  N7 V( b! W. ~( o, f" AI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

6 ?8 X( Z! H# Z: t+ ?aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

0 z: v0 n/ L  a9 p$ HRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
7 C* h; V: \, L/ v0 z* K, r5 rMy boy's eyes turned ...

好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表

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好好吃

* M0 `/ m5 f& M8 mha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

; |& A0 u7 z" i4 jaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

5 z" p5 ~* y% f) u/ T3 ^. s" F2 D- ZRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
7 E0 t: N# z0 h. q. z- v# tMy boy's eyes turned ...

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. v. B: M& S* B! I/ bAha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

' u. m9 U7 r0 c9 r. V) Haha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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5 f0 E& G; K+ s* kRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
2 i) B& a* f. s8 q0 D# eMy boy's eyes turned ...

Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby