可爱可笑的孩童

没心没肺

Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :
; D4 I9 J" S9 i"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
# l  ?: P6 X- t; x* u+ W" J; ^Harold is his name.
+ F+ A$ w3 B* d) @; UAmen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
don't worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am."

" v; Q' v! U9 d# z# w$ m' qAfter the christening of his baby brother
" }! U2 F4 m+ z' v0 }in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
$ F& F  k  C) E3 h: uin the back seat of the car. His father asked
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
to stay with you guys."

, G4 |% I) O# `* y1 {# MOne particular four-year-old prayed,
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
we forgive those who put trash in our
baskets."

6 G, Z! `# n' G  l4 t0 rA Sunday school teacher asked her
children as they were on the way to
Church service, "and why is it necessary
to be quiet in Church?"
One bright little girl replied,
+ Z: X$ F! S8 k* g" j"Because people are sleeping."
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; ^& ]3 R/ S+ cA mother was preparing pancakes for
/ O2 g; A: v/ \' V' `8 cher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
The boys began to argue over who would
3 ]) c' o- f3 t* jget the first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
would say, 'Let my brother have the
$ \* l- @  a8 b' u8 J6 Rfirst pancake, I can wait' ."
; Q  x4 q7 o) ~6 a( t0 @Kevin turned to his younger brother and
+ }2 I; c% m1 z; n. s, |said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"

: Q! ~. G2 h& K/ EA father was at the beach with his children
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
( A5 a3 a9 W8 m( ^- f"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
3 c$ n  e* H& c"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
The boy thought a moment and then said,
) i9 a8 n7 r" G; r) d"Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
* M3 N  f, G( V- g7 Hgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
) c5 Y4 C1 f1 S# K5 R8 uand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
9 H! _* H* U0 E6 {people to dinner?"

( B. B+ \5 j! D2 y" `Cheers!!!
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5 \* q& V+ I+ dPeace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
6 G3 X' j5 R- tVery funny stories. Kids are so cute!

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

. n, t$ g) c; \3 p! l/ v8 i/ Y( @Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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4 |- k, S4 N8 M5 t% N9 ?; Naha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

% _4 K! T$ r0 `. C- XRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
/ Q. |% R* q1 n) v& S- d2 |1 e"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

1 h- t  n" x& o* C好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表


好好吃

ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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8 B2 F! J1 |4 f* _4 _* Jaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
$ g4 A. g( |( P% lMy boy's eyes turned ...

- |, i: \  H; B# U* O6 V% ?Aha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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; m% t$ g$ U/ q# B% }aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

, W: w/ Y: S  YRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
6 h# [  L1 ?, X"Don't be selfish!" I said.
( p) S- X) O5 J5 M+ c8 JMy boy's eyes turned ...

Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby