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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church
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+ p6 x3 P  P' c. {& x: C3-year-old Reese :+ o4 z* z, j/ |! N# \
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,$ H1 F, ]6 q0 a; B
Harold is his name.2 S2 r# [* u3 r3 ?# R$ l
Amen."
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1 z! `0 h3 m9 s  U  N; L" lA little boy was overheard praying:" r6 V4 b. H+ g( T
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,: q+ N4 H3 I( E+ ^) L+ A1 \
don't worry about it.
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After the christening of his baby brother7 x$ Q9 |$ m; x
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home. U! O) R) y& v
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
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, W% O" i1 a3 o5 S7 Q" |( e- vboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
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to stay with you guys."8 @/ s( f) o+ G3 ?$ P  n9 }  y, E3 h
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One particular four-year-old prayed,
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we forgive those who put trash in our+ }9 l; @: y5 U6 V
baskets."8 k& E0 O. I8 `

7 X/ h& Y* z/ q# XA Sunday school teacher asked her: r& J; P7 J- [7 o0 R6 E* _# p
children as they were on the way to( \8 R* F8 T9 b% h
Church service, "and why is it necessary
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One bright little girl replied,- o# N# ~* ]& L6 \9 r( A# }3 y
"Because people are sleeping."5 ?& f, @" j( L5 x+ Z, ~

( A) [; {" J9 ]- E( u* Q6 N  NA mother was preparing pancakes for
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The boys began to argue over who would
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Their mother saw the opportunity for a1 Q2 L7 P+ }& Q  f
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
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first pancake, I can wait' ."! F8 g' q; Y/ [! }8 b. ~6 t; C2 e
Kevin turned to his younger brother and- a, p  e+ u! o
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"7 {' d; \3 W% N+ F9 x* Q

( m7 q7 J4 W$ Y7 J+ G. Y& _A father was at the beach with his children9 H( `8 |& A. e/ U7 _* a
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,' L! ]1 r  ~4 O+ b. l- y/ ]$ t
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
' ^7 c3 |/ G9 C! b6 Wwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.. d) U; h: ?. |' C5 D
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.& D2 }6 n) D, s9 s# T  p$ k
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
# x7 r: t$ M0 x" k2 X& [The boy thought a moment and then said,) _4 O* t& U1 v0 w2 ]
"Did God throw him back down?"- }2 T; |  [* w4 y; Y% E: f
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A wife invited some people to dinner.( W: D2 x  \( N
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old1 l4 y8 w. R$ s, U/ Y7 d' m2 L# n
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the& K' O; w2 s3 C4 Y: f4 p: h
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The$ _  n, I8 B! t7 ]1 C9 `
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."' U& V4 d# i2 c- d3 U  A2 y; L  _: {% `  l
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
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people to dinner?"8 {4 _5 }& d/ L" l
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Cheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
& L3 L+ b! g9 r5 ]Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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" H7 ]* a& m/ `" O1 I9 g4 c; }Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.1 o* S- d7 }3 @. c# Y. X
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
  F: Z; T4 x+ u/ S1 \My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!" / S% C0 W5 A- Z9 u* Z( p. e
I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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# `( L9 e6 O: p1 Qaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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1 s  c) c* g# O0 P5 LRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
; a3 |" z% s2 }$ q"Don't be selfish!" I said.& n9 x( J- _  U3 {: L
My boy's eyes turned ...
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, T$ Y4 r& P# N- f% t4 C& S6 K好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表 9 e0 E: d/ D3 }$ o
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好好吃

, n" B9 _8 s2 P' r7 z6 C' W5 Q; v( Nha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 ! C* ], D. X' q- n2 _
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: 3 _% }: x# |" H5 Q5 y! U' j
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
* `  |2 a0 w$ X) b"Don't be selfish!" I said.. \9 f- |: M  N3 v7 _: y' T3 J
My boy's eyes turned ...

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' A# P$ k" o7 ]. {, x" zAha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 0 \' W+ y4 K3 [$ t& {
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: 6 ^2 S6 F1 [- s8 J: g% L! o2 P8 C8 }

) p$ {- j/ M' A" u* }1 A/ r8 eRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
, B; F/ I2 Q% N"Don't be selfish!" I said.3 W6 Y7 a. p5 P
My boy's eyes turned ...
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Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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