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Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :
# b* ]1 n- C P: A N; U"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,9 @0 K3 b$ }- V: w! @/ L* d
Harold is his name.8 v( ~/ y2 `' M( ^/ |$ }
Amen."4 }$ ]( w0 t9 Y4 Q0 R1 @
/ `$ @2 T) k- i8 M8 ~! V. I8 PA little boy was overheard praying:
- l/ e: }9 s2 z; _3 m" J8 k" c1 ~6 \"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
+ |" H3 `& V) F6 b6 Q6 C9 I( odon't worry about it.
0 R" @' z% O: rI'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother
* V4 Y$ x/ w1 d# Z. Q1 Zin church, Jason sobbed all the way home" d6 n3 j1 P5 B, R
in the back seat of the car. His father asked) m& M1 C/ ^; g$ c# |; Z, }. z
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the! Y! k, {0 g" N) |8 P) n: T
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted) e$ }; _7 b& z# ` Z: W% G
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted( s0 r4 d4 }7 v3 P2 y: G2 g7 i e! B
to stay with you guys."& ^/ Z2 _2 o3 d/ M. R! z' l
, x: `# @0 i' q+ }$ NOne particular four-year-old prayed,
2 Y' M$ `4 k: i8 y1 B9 ~"And forgive us our trash baskets as
% X" B# ~$ F9 @: C) ^we forgive those who put trash in our
- `# @* p" k: Bbaskets.": J2 `5 l6 l2 H% v X( ~+ O+ ]
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
: Q+ w1 I/ k, Y* gchildren as they were on the way to0 F+ R' t2 c8 C5 D E
Church service, "and why is it necessary
; H( X+ U2 P+ M7 zto be quiet in Church?" L9 s0 I2 U3 n3 ~3 [) ~- Q
One bright little girl replied,9 \' `* x/ J0 E7 ~, x$ ?) K6 B
"Because people are sleeping."' c5 G c$ t |# u
( s0 v' u. O" G1 V/ a2 k$ ?A mother was preparing pancakes for
; K1 j8 Z2 K% ^" eher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
% v" G2 u; A7 YThe boys began to argue over who would2 o. [. d9 s3 M" D( g) I% f
get the first pancake.2 J( F9 d- }" B* p! [
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
5 e' l( u2 f1 Hmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He r' \3 {5 v- A; y4 j0 _, r
would say, 'Let my brother have the
3 ^- p) N% q* bfirst pancake, I can wait' ." f: q- B3 ^9 p! P
Kevin turned to his younger brother and! J" i! [9 X! K% S) }- r
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"2 s8 o. h/ X3 s8 \. h# U, O; v
. |5 c+ W) s" x; D; s3 x- Q9 ]A father was at the beach with his children K% g# n' r4 o$ E& j
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,, \3 b# X; O+ B
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore- @. a- r# C+ U- ^
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
; q- I- u a* c9 t; u"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.1 z/ _- D! V; X3 Z
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
1 ?% W+ {: s) t) W: ZThe boy thought a moment and then said,
. A6 j& y) j1 w' K; E"Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner.3 Y. I- w0 |: Z
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
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blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The9 j [ h# x+ J Y8 b/ M
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."$ d3 Q+ G5 w6 B% p( z- N% R" C5 m
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head- e8 P9 W0 o) N+ f# E# C
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
" S( C6 [$ B+ k+ `people to dinner?"
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Cheers!!!3 V8 y7 U. X) F; d" G
: W0 x1 W. W. \2 A4 h; _, j+ ZPeace, love and happines! |
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