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Kids in Church* ?6 Z' [" ?4 U% x% r2 w
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3-year-old Reese :6 _/ p, G9 a! T1 n; S' ]; _
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,' |+ s9 n+ y- r2 Q0 t0 O8 a: ~
Harold is his name.
9 k" c* d$ [) L$ b9 \) KAmen."% m% A# s, Y* z2 \8 }
3 f4 n5 n- ] k, r8 cA little boy was overheard praying:
$ F. W$ P5 @% l5 n0 j"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, [8 n" |6 E! O$ t$ M/ w
don't worry about it.* J5 o) X% y1 K7 v
I'm having a real good time like I am."' `: X+ ~6 ]$ @/ y! T. L3 \2 u8 I6 S/ |
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After the christening of his baby brother
! c7 @1 b4 Q; c$ X0 b7 ]in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
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him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
6 {( L7 k7 l+ [- q4 H4 C( y4 S( aboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted+ ~% p. D5 Y& X' u8 r
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted6 Q2 {) k" i+ L/ t4 Z, D( w- f
to stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed,$ a8 }) j) u' J% X3 r& O3 o4 l
"And forgive us our trash baskets as8 \3 c" p( a& E" D2 V
we forgive those who put trash in our
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$ g F; q+ O* h+ {A Sunday school teacher asked her! [: f/ K) F8 ]1 ]/ D
children as they were on the way to
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One bright little girl replied,6 y5 t1 R/ I& O4 K
"Because people are sleeping."- Q1 s T/ X, q8 E: @( D) f
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A mother was preparing pancakes for& ^. g/ K3 m; R! C5 ]7 t
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
; g; b" q" R) \) DThe boys began to argue over who would4 r# Q* G, {1 O# s% h; Y" D6 E
get the first pancake.
* A. @% P3 p. i- @- f, E7 oTheir mother saw the opportunity for a) f" U! d5 ~) V9 ` f. {/ J# V
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
( Z4 D/ ?' U$ Z: U0 `% i8 \would say, 'Let my brother have the- a( I' h) E+ U+ r, P! _" b
first pancake, I can wait' ."
5 r/ p/ s- g! U9 MKevin turned to his younger brother and
. n/ u( I( r" C1 u5 W$ ^said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children
! m7 j8 b% S }6 k8 Wwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,' v! `. M2 T; o5 L( i9 r! h4 {' V
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
^9 S% L `, {' Ywhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
' B; G t0 { p"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked./ g9 D) \" G! }+ k1 q. F
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
$ s7 R# c7 C5 _ _- t( k! Z( F9 OThe boy thought a moment and then said,9 c9 N. P" O" _+ a! Y
"Did God throw him back down?"9 I. n) n6 U0 Z8 h) M6 J
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A wife invited some people to dinner.5 ~; x7 g" x3 b/ m1 C# \
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old8 F+ X d- w9 z- d7 k
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
- I: y' e5 _2 r" gblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The) Z+ w; ]; B9 [2 X, o, o8 T
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
8 y% [" m. O3 }* c- _/ AThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head8 Y; b/ p* S) u& d7 k/ }
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
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Cheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines! |
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