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Kids in Church; N" l( G8 l* t* S2 c+ ?
5 D- D9 C1 i- d3 w3-year-old Reese :" R0 Y% Z) a% s7 e, {! M( d. h3 k
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,' e- b1 c1 \3 W
Harold is his name.( o, D7 M+ S2 {' \. G
Amen."8 X- r! t) H4 m2 h0 U+ { j
9 h. B. ` ^) b [- ?A little boy was overheard praying:( b5 |6 I" Z+ M2 R! z* C$ P; `6 c/ |
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,8 A9 i) l) ^! q/ K' r2 E
don't worry about it.* {+ x% m! I5 `: C v' i
I'm having a real good time like I am."; M* W6 }' z; [; p C( ]
! T; h9 h) }" E! S$ yAfter the christening of his baby brother
- k, w! h4 \3 V& a% Oin church, Jason sobbed all the way home
' K. p, g" k6 Q$ K! _in the back seat of the car. His father asked3 `/ k0 f! v8 {# \0 p
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the$ c- \ b; a: x/ T! n) r
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
8 V" n1 v. Q3 A) ]& L7 rus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
6 l6 {( ?5 {& x# J* q8 jto stay with you guys."
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' U. R% I+ w( ~* g! n7 S) V3 E( W" zOne particular four-year-old prayed,
3 t; ~( Y* g X2 w8 ?1 T"And forgive us our trash baskets as
% f+ ^3 _3 @. Rwe forgive those who put trash in our
# _4 k: I* q% [baskets."% i' [( l) r0 @2 d6 v& V* d# E
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A Sunday school teacher asked her! G8 R7 j7 n3 l1 B4 U
children as they were on the way to
0 X: h5 `! n( q0 ^# }2 KChurch service, "and why is it necessary/ [0 I) @' [+ K: D
to be quiet in Church?"
0 w( Y9 G8 ]# f0 E, o# @4 b/ d; oOne bright little girl replied,+ `2 c- D0 K" ?$ L' j
"Because people are sleeping."" g* f# N4 S& i1 ~! j
& v( i+ d0 M2 J$ D1 N: Y" C1 Q. ]2 f6 QA mother was preparing pancakes for% F: l l1 N) a+ U) P3 S2 O
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
* s, c& k6 l; i5 V+ {; HThe boys began to argue over who would* j N0 H' K# o4 b
get the first pancake.
/ b; m7 s" W( [! s* vTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
- v9 x* g' c! u/ M* p3 emoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
) Y1 x4 F% F( [' A7 o4 Q) Kwould say, 'Let my brother have the
. ]' V, V0 s; B. y( } |5 lfirst pancake, I can wait' ."7 U7 c8 g: w5 I8 D- z+ \+ i& ^% \
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
3 h$ R9 M* s' @ b/ P zsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"" B. A5 f1 ~5 Z+ j* b+ G$ C. ^6 U
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A father was at the beach with his children- a9 U7 @9 j8 K1 d$ }) P- y* x6 @+ O
when the four-year-old son ran up to him," t, q+ Q) |( W, U% I. v6 ~4 h: @
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
6 g! v3 F0 a+ Q# z K# e/ jwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.# b/ o1 q9 ^: a
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
8 n' h8 U8 ?- J. ?8 b"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.1 g* |0 G% ~; O: _* X. z/ H: X8 j& Z
The boy thought a moment and then said,. U* `8 t! |2 N" }: Y: X! L9 P: u
"Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner.- U, `2 [. x- C/ a Q4 H
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
, Q; _( ]6 D: }( f/ xdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the5 Z9 V' x0 |% _9 C
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
' A. T" L- ^# Ygirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."9 N: q. r2 V" e$ c
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
/ |. m' a) ], q" {' t2 H9 u( _) Y0 l |and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these* n5 n' f( m# `3 Q7 ^7 l2 E
people to dinner?": A0 e/ ]0 u! W$ Z" k' o5 w
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Cheers!!!# ?& ~, z5 [* P8 h$ d7 x
: O) t/ }" H8 Q0 J& \6 T4 s/ cPeace, love and happines! |
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