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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :; ]' D, {6 `/ z' u6 P3 x" Z
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
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/ V; b& v* Q: t- I  SAmen."
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0 l+ t' S  v7 g; g  L5 M+ yA little boy was overheard praying:* J; }2 f2 p5 }  a1 q7 s4 V- p5 i
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,5 Z/ }, l: ~1 {
don't worry about it.7 Q8 l) b) F+ N0 ^( z
I'm having a real good time like I am."$ f* i! o5 ]9 e, \9 D

1 w3 h9 R; }: wAfter the christening of his baby brother
2 A! W3 j7 S. F: r6 A/ Q5 win church, Jason sobbed all the way home
1 d( N1 T5 d1 ]( Yin the back seat of the car. His father asked
; K0 B( W% V" N+ W1 I4 L8 ]4 jhim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
; S. U/ m# t7 V6 @' l* Xboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
! f5 f3 h1 j3 L- Z) r/ Cus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
5 d) T7 i: @+ L3 ]1 P+ F0 N. U6 f2 Qto stay with you guys."6 _0 P2 _$ l7 S2 z3 I0 ^( ?
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One particular four-year-old prayed,, A9 X5 c3 A' p' I
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
; h; S/ V  f( ^1 d6 q) U3 }8 mwe forgive those who put trash in our
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0 g# |; v. C* R5 w% @A Sunday school teacher asked her
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Church service, "and why is it necessary8 B9 l, ^' N0 U5 Q
to be quiet in Church?". ?4 ?7 s- q; ]( q3 R6 V% n9 w
One bright little girl replied,
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, G8 X+ x7 d- P% `/ RA mother was preparing pancakes for" S& x% ?2 g8 p! A
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.' E( A4 v/ ~+ `; N! E- @5 n. T
The boys began to argue over who would
: x3 t) a, F' B! U' e1 U3 y; B+ H$ h1 Bget the first pancake.
* g2 x# o3 T6 H, ~# f$ f; FTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
: ]( p6 w% s, v3 Wmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He2 N9 U; {5 v+ w0 F
would say, 'Let my brother have the
2 _3 Q' \3 R6 i$ Tfirst pancake, I can wait' ."
+ G, _, m- Q% N/ CKevin turned to his younger brother and0 k( s* l+ e( c/ |. \* O0 T9 e1 N
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"  ?1 r% Z: G/ `7 f5 v" |
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A father was at the beach with his children2 a* _6 x' ^  l2 h, z9 a% r
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
# G) I* z7 I3 Y1 jgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore, e6 D4 z/ i$ x1 g- O* Q" c
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
4 {: d& V+ g7 [% o; D; W"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
5 ]- w# O3 W% ]# S( F2 i: e"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.8 q* N8 ^# E  ~1 h" P
The boy thought a moment and then said,
7 }* ]8 b4 y/ ^# P/ b4 t5 t"Did God throw him back down?"9 }6 ^9 {. b6 m6 l4 p7 u& t" `. x
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A wife invited some people to dinner.4 `) X2 S) d6 D1 x! v9 W$ \
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old% B7 z( |+ T7 R5 M' Q- g
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
( f8 t5 p; |8 e$ A! W6 k1 C2 Tblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
( R6 @  Q2 Y8 b5 |  ^+ Rgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
4 W6 y$ o# A4 o* lThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
3 m8 g$ \3 O* l% _! \7 _and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
4 p% _; [9 n- w( f, `* vpeople to dinner?"1 _1 l& C8 e" n2 ], K
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Cheers!!!$ A8 L# e& C, ^* p. G% ~

9 w% [- U- Z, m. y# G3 ]Peace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
6 K" f1 Y. q7 ]% A9 p# lVery funny stories. Kids are so cute!

: q, r+ B" r: u% w6 B' F) ]/ raha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: 6 l; ^4 y: S7 c* a! ]/ R- y1 V2 l) j
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.2 T3 @, `  C5 f- t  F$ ?4 W
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
9 |. v; o: w4 ]. @4 x; l. MMy boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
1 K% l  |: A+ X! OI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 . W& b' b. q# B3 R! y# I& D* q4 g
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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) F- _# X& e) i2 u4 iRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
: @7 p& s( ~0 t1 d% I"Don't be selfish!" I said./ [- ?2 ?7 }5 X. _$ \( i# C
My boy's eyes turned ...
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5 @  l! r" `8 O3 l" x好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表 " ?" i, R- i$ I, O# U# \: w# f; S; L5 s

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好好吃

! H* y, |  j4 Z! w- bha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
, e, F6 ?4 q) V"Don't be selfish!" I said.
9 M  M% E7 [/ `. F7 E. H% ?" r5 PMy boy's eyes turned ...
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$ B& e, B* e# uAha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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4 }  t) b6 K7 a1 Q; j' N4 e. }& n$ ^* y" Oaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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6 P  d/ j; h4 rRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
0 x, R; @; n# u3 T, y1 L2 I! W"Don't be selfish!" I said.
: Q3 c8 H5 n% v& B- `My boy's eyes turned ...
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Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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