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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church
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9 Z' w& \$ Y( }& |4 N3-year-old Reese :
. H$ t% [; q" j( V"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
, A: `5 o. B% r8 m* T) B3 A7 m7 pHarold is his name.
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7 R8 f2 h6 B. v( O6 `! sA little boy was overheard praying:! |4 E" C' N+ U1 s4 t5 n* c
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,1 F0 E; x; B! d: Z' _$ v# u$ R
don't worry about it.2 t) f4 L2 m8 Q: a0 \
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother
# w/ [% _% |( ]; r, {/ _# U1 Win church, Jason sobbed all the way home
  W- N2 s! j3 Pin the back seat of the car. His father asked
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boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
- v2 ^# N' p: l7 q' q  D- z# F1 pus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted, M% N0 q; U" I/ `
to stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed,
' K( a& [2 u2 {/ Q9 [8 x1 l"And forgive us our trash baskets as
  W" Y6 h0 m( ~% vwe forgive those who put trash in our3 J# e. s# W! }" F! G
baskets.". a+ @: k. Z" V% q) f$ @
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
" O! k9 p. C$ A8 uchildren as they were on the way to: P9 P8 t6 T3 ~1 P' ]/ x; g% k( d+ Y
Church service, "and why is it necessary
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9 x9 Q1 y3 o5 v* \One bright little girl replied," p1 W0 d/ v: a3 N3 c3 a3 m2 K4 e
"Because people are sleeping.") o: H# W+ @, q

% E; M# [; X. m4 r* ^4 RA mother was preparing pancakes for3 j7 `3 n. V' J$ i8 _3 V
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.6 K) o2 ^" Z8 Q8 S; D7 `  R
The boys began to argue over who would
; K6 T3 L* O2 c0 |) kget the first pancake.
4 V* d) s1 _8 X; X4 e$ \Their mother saw the opportunity for a* S9 }5 a  g2 w4 x% D  x: ], z" |
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He  \$ I( [6 s" ~4 J6 D
would say, 'Let my brother have the8 j, F9 f" V) L, h  B% P6 ?
first pancake, I can wait' ."
3 f' x$ Z& N5 m" g7 fKevin turned to his younger brother and. `* Q8 L( @8 {/ h* v$ x$ r# Y
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children
+ C& T- [; f( V5 uwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,
; T, @/ b5 a! B! H4 Z/ n/ U$ Mgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore/ W1 Q( ?7 ~. ^3 Y6 ^: O/ r
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.; L0 Z9 E+ }9 x( o* z
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
6 M- ]& D8 T0 y  s+ A"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
. T" ~4 c; T# ^. U3 T: T5 l% }/ GThe boy thought a moment and then said,! i5 ~5 ?$ m: m2 @
"Did God throw him back down?"9 _. \- C3 Q$ I( C" h
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
( z, D0 R. N' t* CAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
9 y2 q$ B1 {1 A3 D8 f/ ^! _; Edaughter and said, "Would you like to say the9 P1 P, A/ j1 l4 ?- ^2 ^' y9 a
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
3 H' ]+ b+ m; g* Xgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
; K9 ^! |1 \9 }% K0 `The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head7 W/ y( V3 `: S& `0 O. H) G5 A
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these1 a0 @& K& w6 T  o, E1 b
people to dinner?"
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( f2 d+ B$ u# o  C$ t% \4 [# ZCheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表 ( o1 l5 ]0 I# |  P- H
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: ( A& p: ?- l, ]0 Y$ o: v3 \4 V

, R' B) [, ?% @0 T. J; W3 m4 PRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
" s% j, T6 C7 z& C- }& h"Don't be selfish!" I said.
4 G) ]# K6 t; l' q4 I+ w+ bMy boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
6 [1 s9 A( P" G4 g% VI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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0 |: v% X  b5 B  `aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: ( C: o! }  V4 ?2 X0 z+ R# M9 j

9 k+ x; s6 u* x" ?8 QRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.) ?' H6 C- c& E: G$ Y
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
7 k+ B9 Z! m3 A9 mMy boy's eyes turned ...

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6 v, s/ `# X0 S$ \3 Q9 r好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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! C5 z) x: @/ Z, mRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.' f- f" S2 C' n+ l6 J% f
"Don't be selfish!" I said./ |, G: X1 P9 W$ @# L) z
My boy's eyes turned ...
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1 L  j' \6 v; O9 JAha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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* a, v( a2 J; i% L  T* R: raha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: . }$ \/ N/ |; Z, T6 n

7 `* M: k' k4 d+ }; x# ]Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
# |( t7 A1 B9 E" {7 i! i: h& W"Don't be selfish!" I said.
: `) W% `, H, pMy boy's eyes turned ...

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Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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发表于 2008-2-20 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
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