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Kids in Church
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% D: ?% M* {% C( K2 ^+ J. r3-year-old Reese :
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7 ]$ C( m) H8 {" Z# l v: MHarold is his name.. [( I, ?& Z* q( U1 m" I3 U
Amen.", g* ?0 I$ B6 {. Q, m. @, L
0 U- c! F8 c$ P* j6 p$ B+ Q# V3 }A little boy was overheard praying:# C) L+ J0 P* P% u8 j- i
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,: O" O) |4 y# o0 U
don't worry about it.
5 P7 I2 @9 I U% Z) x5 qI'm having a real good time like I am."
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+ Z# `6 _& k; ]: Q% M& | m9 mAfter the christening of his baby brother4 V. Z- g2 \* d( t" X1 M
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home; F( A$ ~: w1 a( M
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
1 Y- {& E1 W, o: ^6 |8 N! l4 x) |him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
1 z' H% g5 n' [; R* |9 U- K# sboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
! @/ ?/ W# k' j) N" S6 Nus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
; P( A; c0 }$ z; S5 a* ato stay with you guys."7 i$ T% Q7 ?4 N. f& P
( X9 r: U9 e3 L. tOne particular four-year-old prayed,
' i$ d$ J. z4 Y4 p8 o3 J; {"And forgive us our trash baskets as, c, W* e, S8 y8 m1 J9 T8 z
we forgive those who put trash in our
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6 K& O- L/ G( Q6 l/ bA Sunday school teacher asked her
& u( H) a6 M% x& q) m4 \children as they were on the way to
& H! G! |) P* l/ R$ |; c8 i) m5 j) @Church service, "and why is it necessary% j/ Q& Q0 h D
to be quiet in Church?"- }' H5 N% M; v" B2 y/ Q
One bright little girl replied,+ Z; m0 q( f$ Z* @0 l% C
"Because people are sleeping."
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0 i# O) G- w8 f* E, ?6 V; iA mother was preparing pancakes for
0 [2 i3 G* H5 W; p! }: @8 g1 [her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.# e4 h& {! t, z/ D1 b
The boys began to argue over who would) |2 K6 b; d* o" P. O
get the first pancake.: z$ u4 i/ O. C0 C' Y# b( u
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
9 e8 E& @( k1 i/ \& D; Lmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He' O! T1 C; z# v# X: @) N- R5 x
would say, 'Let my brother have the
! i' e4 P0 y# _& a5 jfirst pancake, I can wait' ."3 N9 q* i& Y9 I
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
- r' i" u; ^/ z4 g2 Qsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"# ?. F1 R8 P! P( ]- K
3 A- D. @8 I$ ]( pA father was at the beach with his children l2 ?* d9 D% D! q. y+ x6 I* h
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,/ X$ z, Q$ s3 @( z2 O
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore1 A% `6 c a4 p9 V( l/ Y( l
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
& T! a& u/ U. H; }( m"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.8 q: Z4 r* q, j9 e5 i7 z2 R
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.8 f# c- K9 g9 E* [7 K% _/ k- K
The boy thought a moment and then said,
4 P3 f# y/ { M"Did God throw him back down?"
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* A" D; X3 y, R Y1 Y7 Y* pA wife invited some people to dinner.
$ T8 g$ {7 o" K; m' \At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
& H/ [' h5 D0 o) Hdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
! |8 s* R+ `: F- mblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
* U( o( \. ]5 z( f+ r/ ~girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
3 J H3 G; h1 Z6 P% }The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head: B8 d0 y9 b. T1 C& ?1 k
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these$ N" Z. y5 G/ S) g, R7 H8 E
people to dinner?"4 R& u2 x! g8 e$ S3 u a: O
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Cheers!!!9 s; W5 B4 ?% O% _
) P% I# O, D' Q7 n3 d: J$ qPeace, love and happines! |
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