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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church5 S& p! \4 U" j/ w# V3 M

  s; U2 O' Q7 h0 b$ M3-year-old Reese :
/ u" Y( X& o- @1 G: H& x"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
( I9 u. P  L  P. j4 Y$ }; ZHarold is his name.
* j) l6 q; r" K: I9 h- k6 ?Amen."4 \6 l" Z1 m1 ]9 H& M7 ^

+ _/ L8 Z' g, v  B  q/ [A little boy was overheard praying:
( R9 y+ \9 {6 h1 z* x- H9 B"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
( B1 Z3 {6 d3 i1 p9 m$ Edon't worry about it.
4 f9 N2 z/ {1 ]+ X7 C5 a1 kI'm having a real good time like I am."
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9 i9 |, o; L, ?* AAfter the christening of his baby brother
! I* ^! J! ^9 f# ]* n5 din church, Jason sobbed all the way home
) u; m0 x: `$ n1 s/ u7 T4 xin the back seat of the car. His father asked: S# y. N1 p2 M" u$ _4 ^
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the' c% v4 O& e4 v; h8 ]9 j8 z; w# Z3 s# q5 U
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted5 ]& d& V. e7 C, b: s* U
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted+ L- p) Z  X6 h7 x; k# _7 s: e
to stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed,8 A  `# `3 @: k1 c
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
0 X4 v9 ^$ I: Y4 T8 twe forgive those who put trash in our7 T3 z/ [7 w, V( d& k3 e; ^
baskets."7 ]- A1 l$ P( V% O* j6 g  `+ d

/ g: y8 O6 h8 h: i! R0 OA Sunday school teacher asked her9 t( P7 i0 X9 \! U9 P( t
children as they were on the way to
* K0 n0 ^! h4 o( D7 r& [Church service, "and why is it necessary
2 q4 a% |0 F, `to be quiet in Church?"' t- w! _5 A2 p
One bright little girl replied,
, l3 `0 v) Z( u2 J5 q- }# v"Because people are sleeping."( W! ]8 q) @1 H4 L% M$ q! X7 h

  V2 j6 u; w1 AA mother was preparing pancakes for
, `* l! m7 y" R* v# dher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.) i3 x$ D0 O7 U- M  u9 V9 b6 F
The boys began to argue over who would
' \1 ~; }7 |1 {1 X+ K, yget the first pancake.$ n: A% Q! }& I  ]
Their mother saw the opportunity for a7 k9 G  u! y% S1 Z$ u
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He1 M. L0 r7 G) o5 b: q0 z8 ^  h  z
would say, 'Let my brother have the
- N% g" u1 Q- v: ]# e' H' ?1 {first pancake, I can wait' ."
# J, R0 y3 A9 L6 C9 e' eKevin turned to his younger brother and* _4 C# ]/ M4 [0 g7 F" C
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !", D) `0 z% n! U4 W' K6 w. M4 N, L

! R. X  L; [, N% ]- D. nA father was at the beach with his children- f5 \. N1 ?) i3 O
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
7 }; z  {6 S  Agrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore' G( W( P3 V- y* Z+ o' [: t
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.6 M9 w* t$ Q0 g/ x9 f/ W* J* g
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
; s( j6 X% v! j"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
8 Y' Y! b* A1 o1 [The boy thought a moment and then said,
8 Q" [4 N/ v3 K- j0 r- c* r9 j6 R"Did God throw him back down?"
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1 q/ D7 F$ r" P: q' U9 F: LA wife invited some people to dinner.( {5 v5 M: E$ ?0 Z
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
, k# H6 h9 `& hdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
9 _+ n  q! p5 pblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The# }* A4 }. Y' K- a
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
0 z' y6 D$ T$ b# y  G- XThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head' W' z/ c+ v' u+ m4 Z. t
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
# F. ]+ p& k' Z9 V0 apeople to dinner?"
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Cheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
4 X/ u( p4 W$ S9 OVery funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: 0 a' V' o/ j4 l- S# D
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.5 |! ?. W8 q7 s$ |/ j
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
" p. E/ g4 X3 F8 y* j) EMy boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!" . d; g  v; r! I+ J% ?( b6 K- u
I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 $ n% N9 r7 ~, o1 j" Q5 \

/ f7 a8 M- l5 B5 _aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.7 m* N5 [: T7 ^) H+ R; L
"Don't be selfish!" I said.3 {- ~9 O& r0 R- w+ k% }2 g* e
My boy's eyes turned ...
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4 m: e( y) Q2 [6 g4 s2 T  I( p好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表 ; f3 w) ?2 W( a$ `- P3 b- w
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& t5 D( x! n9 a! J6 i好好吃
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ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 5 O' u8 n; E' S" a/ {
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: 0 l+ s1 o) u6 k7 G6 k. K
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.( ]2 O+ f: K) Q4 g: y: V/ W1 K6 U
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
, @+ S5 m/ F! R6 CMy boy's eyes turned ...
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8 N/ p, D5 B7 n, t; C1 |$ vAha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 ; ^/ ?) Z/ a2 b3 @- X. n. g
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.! K# s+ e" \4 I7 S- g
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
) X4 f. i& q: u9 R' D3 L5 l  l  uMy boy's eyes turned ...
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Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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