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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church
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( |% h. q+ K9 p% f& N$ ~$ w3-year-old Reese :
  @: z. c$ }) C3 G3 d7 d# a"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,% h" w# C7 R# [0 ?" G, _
Harold is his name.7 E5 e8 g1 Q+ r' ^" ~& p9 I
Amen."" s7 Q# Z2 ^4 T& C# W3 t- k
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A little boy was overheard praying:' x* v8 S! a/ T% o0 T/ s; x  o  O, a* i
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
0 b  {6 m0 v6 h1 E$ ]8 ndon't worry about it.
& `2 L- V# N. g" j. o" PI'm having a real good time like I am."
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, l- C& }' r6 IAfter the christening of his baby brother4 {$ \/ ?$ t, Y# U' q9 r- O
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
5 P- f) X# U$ }3 t9 S8 P/ K4 e/ bin the back seat of the car. His father asked; m- D1 b6 x7 i$ l: |  d. L: F5 T
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
1 I3 K$ K2 F6 _. ~1 G0 s; f  a# zboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted& _& R: E. z4 i$ H& j0 K
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
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4 V* Q( h. u( j, u; VOne particular four-year-old prayed,
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we forgive those who put trash in our
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
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Church service, "and why is it necessary2 G! ~3 c) p3 f& W7 b
to be quiet in Church?") m9 ^; ?8 z' Q& ^4 [8 b; D
One bright little girl replied,
) h) p* k3 P2 a8 Q$ B"Because people are sleeping."
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: @' l9 c9 ]8 FA mother was preparing pancakes for# E8 h: k* M* _
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
; Q9 J( Z$ f" i( xThe boys began to argue over who would' i" x+ k, s: U  |( ]
get the first pancake.. l( |7 A! g! A8 X6 a( q% q$ c
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
7 I+ u3 L; y7 n8 U1 Cmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He0 B  x! a6 W- o' n6 L' \
would say, 'Let my brother have the
$ O3 z2 W! T6 C# }first pancake, I can wait' ."* [4 h, T0 T/ @2 ^( V. T7 q4 q
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
: }9 m4 c6 s7 m5 L  z% ?7 U7 f8 E0 Xsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"8 s! N9 ~! t7 W0 a

9 ]" |, E. [' D* i8 T- \A father was at the beach with his children* ^( F5 _8 M$ m8 V3 a
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,7 j# P6 S; q; D! E0 \  M
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
6 B9 _2 D6 t# S, A. n- Kwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
% G1 {6 i% n) R/ w& e2 a& P"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
( J+ _( k- E% L+ J3 S9 H8 c"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.0 u2 E8 u& v4 a  e% u+ s
The boy thought a moment and then said,
" M0 T# m$ z  R0 d8 `3 x; B, F"Did God throw him back down?"1 W" C/ R4 d2 I$ W- `
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A wife invited some people to dinner.& k, {+ y- P, c- _+ d
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old% {; G: g7 @. Q2 N
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
2 K2 O& b. O4 h7 L& G1 S. \- Yblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
! Y) J$ \! L/ h- f. t7 Ngirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
0 Q' d' J2 q" o4 i. LThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
* a8 x, i% y- F0 e. A& B( Rand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these: P. ^9 h' S5 I/ o4 t* E* N* H8 `
people to dinner?"( y' r$ N# k+ J. P4 B

9 X1 Z/ f- S4 YCheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表 / [: L- M# k4 y% d% b; v$ }2 H0 h
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.6 X5 g( Q( j, }# i) x1 e; X* u
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
3 g$ a1 z2 h3 g5 Q+ LMy boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
# k( B# s7 B* ^) kI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 , E, p/ t( S* z1 Q0 y4 M: H
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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2 y% D0 g* F1 [& v6 h. ORecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.* n$ a' Z( T0 |: H
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
8 C- E$ @9 O! I2 W, iMy boy's eyes turned ...

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/ y; q+ \& _0 V6 f2 m$ w- d好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表 9 g/ i/ a  x, _. j6 X- p0 Z: P$ d1 L

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ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 . _  h" [6 `* D9 F4 f3 S8 h  x- ]/ \, Z

. g3 j! r" S  q' oaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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6 r' N3 k% V3 g* ]2 H4 \: YRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.: I' F8 P" ]7 ~- [
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
$ H1 @) ^. X" j" r4 d6 P. v0 p/ RMy boy's eyes turned ...

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Aha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 - P8 g4 |) j" p9 h% D7 g
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: , {% W# J/ x# B

0 f% U: i4 C; ERecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
; Z4 J2 [/ W* R" Z& O5 D7 U! e"Don't be selfish!" I said.
$ u3 K  L. g5 n) v  FMy boy's eyes turned ...

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Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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