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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church% [& A9 w1 G! ^- o. ?

, H3 d$ L) t8 Z5 s9 B3-year-old Reese :5 W& s. J. a+ p! y! F  g( N6 s
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,# S! o7 ]$ W# ^2 Z
Harold is his name.
2 M: Q4 U% I( ]9 j7 }3 HAmen."
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: O! t1 i. T2 b" i9 j" ?6 r% S$ `A little boy was overheard praying:
& G. u$ R! N( O9 I2 U"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,8 U0 y- D( H  y; Y# ]8 [. M- q0 [
don't worry about it./ d# E& n- B$ G# i
I'm having a real good time like I am."9 \# v% C- x- I8 m& }2 h

, A/ F1 t1 f0 [4 I/ oAfter the christening of his baby brother+ G$ j$ V4 A7 h3 K
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home5 m7 {$ p6 H% M; p
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
' |9 g* P9 V. a% Jhim three times what was wrong. Finally, the2 ^6 k5 g0 t% f; V6 X& |
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted, R2 J; O5 w5 W
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted7 D) K5 g0 R) {1 _$ \9 i
to stay with you guys."
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' s- p# `6 }. A. z# }% bOne particular four-year-old prayed," {* X0 t1 x1 e
"And forgive us our trash baskets as# R. y  S4 ^: k, c1 c- U
we forgive those who put trash in our5 o1 D( z; P! L  [5 I, Y! ~
baskets."$ f: u5 M3 {5 Y' p6 I
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
1 n. H/ X5 K: }/ M6 R$ A: cchildren as they were on the way to
- c5 g4 ]  A. n; `8 ^: }Church service, "and why is it necessary
% T3 c3 E) |& U" B, G  x' ~# u. Mto be quiet in Church?"4 A- i6 ^1 C  U. V. L3 A2 b
One bright little girl replied,7 H' P: W6 z  k* Z$ K& w7 N0 p
"Because people are sleeping."' C7 n9 f- U& j4 C0 v6 z$ _

7 G1 V: {6 W5 {3 FA mother was preparing pancakes for( y* r. l- n: t: @( |% C1 m( P* ]
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
- _3 y" N* k- k) v0 h! EThe boys began to argue over who would% S  ^3 r. t$ x& I- o
get the first pancake.0 |+ V1 S: W" h( O
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
0 L( G. `9 r6 w. Mmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He1 U. s7 O( a: B6 ~$ R) J
would say, 'Let my brother have the/ ~" A$ F/ F' C$ |
first pancake, I can wait' ."2 X' R2 K/ X7 n$ C
Kevin turned to his younger brother and3 Z3 Q0 K1 G! N0 G7 l( d& K
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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+ K4 b+ Q4 m/ j! M( K/ R* mA father was at the beach with his children5 k% H% W6 G  d/ n8 x2 {6 j4 w5 S
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
9 i- `! j( C/ M( @* ygrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore* P; D# i: _4 }+ U6 j
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.% L! R) P! a" E+ l* m
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
  z9 {6 A5 J. Y- ?% a  v"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.# D# F( l% l) B* U3 }: Z
The boy thought a moment and then said,% ^# ?+ H1 H4 K" b
"Did God throw him back down?"3 T3 k) M5 \, m+ R$ P0 m* ]
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A wife invited some people to dinner.$ p1 N. e" d2 {; {" c. r8 `8 }: `
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old* h- h. [/ ^1 L  a: _3 I
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
* I! \- e, ~8 o( Z' k6 Rblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
6 d' P) _. K" f& Y0 @3 Ogirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."9 V# F* t4 v1 x) A8 Y$ h# w+ |
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head- ]" ~) {8 W4 l" h
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
9 J( K1 ]& T* g: a0 _5 k" l1 apeople to dinner?"
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7 O) [/ ?( W; B+ D8 t* YCheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
5 `' ~6 D  j( m' [! u. B5 J+ MVery funny stories. Kids are so cute!

. C( H% b: @/ n* w7 P6 Yaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: & i+ v' D& X+ E; @
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
" m) A- ?1 \; ~& d"Don't be selfish!" I said.; M0 }; v1 `; D/ T+ S
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
# r' d, q  v6 MI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 9 H' u, A" |. k1 C4 X

/ N2 ?7 g3 B* }# U! uaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.+ L( z8 \7 `5 Q2 ~, u5 |
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
' S: s" A' i  j/ v9 oMy boy's eyes turned ...

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8 i5 C+ h# n" {) [好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表 $ z  t; j- Y% {2 @7 d; b

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好好吃

3 |) o7 ^! `* N  `1 k/ Oha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 0 _1 w- D! c$ z% T4 i3 h  i
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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6 a  r* M; y" n$ L8 D) `6 d, IRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
" u2 Y# L3 B" C- z4 A$ L"Don't be selfish!" I said.
6 b% x5 i/ {$ T6 l4 kMy boy's eyes turned ...
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: i+ o3 Z# O' jAha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 9 W0 a: G, |: S( {
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: " i% j" L; T. J  t

5 w" c) S, P7 C) c# I. gRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.4 t, d, _  g0 A3 B
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
8 {4 g3 t+ e( W. M  a$ D0 M, sMy boy's eyes turned ...

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Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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