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Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :; ]' D, {6 `/ z' u6 P3 x" Z
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
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/ V; b& v* Q: t- I SAmen."
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0 l+ t' S v7 g; g L5 M+ yA little boy was overheard praying:* J; }2 f2 p5 } a1 q7 s4 V- p5 i
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,5 Z/ }, l: ~1 {
don't worry about it.7 Q8 l) b) F+ N0 ^( z
I'm having a real good time like I am."$ f* i! o5 ]9 e, \9 D
1 w3 h9 R; }: wAfter the christening of his baby brother
2 A! W3 j7 S. F: r6 A/ Q5 win church, Jason sobbed all the way home
1 d( N1 T5 d1 ]( Yin the back seat of the car. His father asked
; K0 B( W% V" N+ W1 I4 L8 ]4 jhim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
; S. U/ m# t7 V6 @' l* Xboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
! f5 f3 h1 j3 L- Z) r/ Cus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
5 d) T7 i: @+ L3 ]1 P+ F0 N. U6 f2 Qto stay with you guys."6 _0 P2 _$ l7 S2 z3 I0 ^( ?
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One particular four-year-old prayed,, A9 X5 c3 A' p' I
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
; h; S/ V f( ^1 d6 q) U3 }8 mwe forgive those who put trash in our
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0 g# |; v. C* R5 w% @A Sunday school teacher asked her
% f( h$ B; H8 P5 j, k* h. c Echildren as they were on the way to( t1 X) c$ ~- M$ C
Church service, "and why is it necessary8 B9 l, ^' N0 U5 Q
to be quiet in Church?". ?4 ?7 s- q; ]( q3 R6 V% n9 w
One bright little girl replied,
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, G8 X+ x7 d- P% `/ RA mother was preparing pancakes for" S& x% ?2 g8 p! A
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.' E( A4 v/ ~+ `; N! E- @5 n. T
The boys began to argue over who would
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* g2 x# o3 T6 H, ~# f$ f; FTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
: ]( p6 w% s, v3 Wmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He2 N9 U; {5 v+ w0 F
would say, 'Let my brother have the
2 _3 Q' \3 R6 i$ Tfirst pancake, I can wait' ."
+ G, _, m- Q% N/ CKevin turned to his younger brother and0 k( s* l+ e( c/ |. \* O0 T9 e1 N
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !" ?1 r% Z: G/ `7 f5 v" |
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A father was at the beach with his children2 a* _6 x' ^ l2 h, z9 a% r
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
# G) I* z7 I3 Y1 jgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore, e6 D4 z/ i$ x1 g- O* Q" c
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
4 {: d& V+ g7 [% o; D; W"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
5 ]- w# O3 W% ]# S( F2 i: e"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.8 q* N8 ^# E ~1 h" P
The boy thought a moment and then said,
7 }* ]8 b4 y/ ^# P/ b4 t5 t"Did God throw him back down?"9 }6 ^9 {. b6 m6 l4 p7 u& t" `. x
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A wife invited some people to dinner.4 `) X2 S) d6 D1 x! v9 W$ \
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old% B7 z( |+ T7 R5 M' Q- g
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
( f8 t5 p; |8 e$ A! W6 k1 C2 Tblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
( R6 @ Q2 Y8 b5 | ^+ Rgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
4 W6 y$ o# A4 o* lThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
3 m8 g$ \3 O* l% _! \7 _and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
4 p% _; [9 n- w( f, `* vpeople to dinner?"1 _1 l& C8 e" n2 ], K
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Cheers!!!$ A8 L# e& C, ^* p. G% ~
9 w% [- U- Z, m. y# G3 ]Peace, love and happines! |
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