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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :2 O6 B- V6 a! o5 g
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
) g5 O( u6 S0 BHarold is his name.! |) A! `; f& v5 c
Amen."% ?' }: S/ E: o3 X% L4 I
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A little boy was overheard praying:4 {7 p8 G7 `6 d/ a3 E- |" i
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,+ z, X% V7 l3 O; n  s
don't worry about it.
9 r5 T  D# G0 w% WI'm having a real good time like I am."& W' f% e8 V+ r+ ]
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After the christening of his baby brother" x0 o, N1 t) J/ q) N' W: o9 m+ Z
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home% }2 [8 ]/ K9 ^4 O
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
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boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted* _4 C7 W3 w2 ]8 G: H' j4 u. [/ B
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
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6 m  `6 `( M+ i5 N; [) N& aOne particular four-year-old prayed,- q8 i$ {8 E( `( h" G$ b
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
$ R# k9 P) Q$ u: Cwe forgive those who put trash in our
' n% d4 s; R+ a6 p. r1 U" k6 Dbaskets."
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5 E- h' K3 P8 ?" Y  LA Sunday school teacher asked her
1 d5 T; v/ l4 a( d- Y/ o/ z& rchildren as they were on the way to  ^* d. {& T" p/ G( F: {( V
Church service, "and why is it necessary
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One bright little girl replied,5 \2 Y6 o3 G, a+ F
"Because people are sleeping."7 k9 `  K7 o3 Z2 V

2 g/ s" f8 X; S6 U4 T( u5 hA mother was preparing pancakes for4 L- Y& z  Q4 a
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
) B4 ^( m  k) V/ a, ]The boys began to argue over who would
4 {& E- O" [" x5 g. V+ sget the first pancake.# u& ]0 g  ?+ e
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
" I( C- G  Q  Y+ P6 g, r" O/ |moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
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first pancake, I can wait' ."/ T0 Y2 `2 b$ C5 a  {4 j; Q0 ]5 v- K
Kevin turned to his younger brother and$ C1 r' W1 A4 Q6 N0 P( }
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children
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- A( ?1 E( s8 W2 y  A. `; A; ngrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore+ [8 W) z/ d0 e' w0 K
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
2 A9 {3 D! D9 }# F6 X' B% Z"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
, j  q* J& \: T"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
$ U$ g' s/ \0 C8 \; X2 XThe boy thought a moment and then said,  V% U$ x- x% n# I  A, y! R
"Did God throw him back down?"
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( ?. P) n( U) Q6 T' n/ o3 LA wife invited some people to dinner.. v* F1 ^+ h! S
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old+ J; y8 P3 C; F6 e
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the9 A' y4 e2 n/ t0 q* T
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The0 ~- U6 X) Z2 x5 R- F, {/ w2 Q/ H) A
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
' g6 t$ s- b$ l) [The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head4 o3 K/ p( o/ z
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
) v- H8 r  u3 }people to dinner?"
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Cheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表 ) T1 S: W2 M% J  t1 c  K
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

4 m/ b/ z$ C" u) T; j9 R! Aaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: # ?6 b; ?7 N/ H5 ~! U- \

. j) I, j4 j* ]& g( h; t4 oRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.0 n  i; m# J* h! v
"Don't be selfish!" I said.3 i  l2 `! q! X% b
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
* H" n* i# Q" K- [' X9 lI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 5 c7 F( I: L! R+ C* t' o" x) x
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
7 t0 {$ E: Y0 \* n1 ?# }! G"Don't be selfish!" I said.
0 s" R% X; V0 a6 P( iMy boy's eyes turned ...

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好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表 ( v6 d/ C( ]. f: R2 h

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好好吃

7 T' A/ m2 G1 {+ l# dha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 4 A0 _3 X7 I) I3 \. [. F) t
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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; P& B4 _! b8 i/ ?5 h$ b5 VRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.6 m, F9 m% W# @# z+ [
"Don't be selfish!" I said.$ p1 q2 @2 w3 U* F* _$ n" |" M
My boy's eyes turned ...
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/ Z0 g/ F- G' p+ b" H7 P0 ZAha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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: h# L1 Q) r9 g9 k8 U; q6 kRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.. t. T% H; \" @/ g4 y. \0 O3 Y
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
1 Y% ?7 h% V& e6 dMy boy's eyes turned ...
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6 X, @$ h/ `7 S# oThanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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发表于 2008-2-20 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
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