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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :
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Amen."
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) p' Q; G: x4 [2 @" HA little boy was overheard praying:( S( K1 P. F" @) l
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
' v7 l$ H& M% Z0 i! |" {1 o( W8 P# Ddon't worry about it.
" v- k6 [- X3 m4 i% g; l# OI'm having a real good time like I am."* C: t% N% o+ O+ r" U- R
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After the christening of his baby brother+ T  x% u" C1 H, C1 Z/ m1 q
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
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him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
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to stay with you guys."! b, z1 l; A9 _* n, u$ m

# r( _; `5 h6 F4 U2 W2 b& bOne particular four-year-old prayed,1 M( {4 x0 N/ E$ x1 A4 V- J) z% S, X
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
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baskets."
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2 Z7 Y7 a7 Z+ N) SA Sunday school teacher asked her
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Church service, "and why is it necessary  s# o/ p0 ~. s4 c0 L
to be quiet in Church?"
& {" F$ E; m  |6 yOne bright little girl replied,9 O- J( [4 c* {; y& t* Q
"Because people are sleeping."
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/ x6 _8 d& Q% W4 k( e$ q7 UA mother was preparing pancakes for( C9 z; x5 b9 ^7 ^3 j
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
( _/ U  J& d6 o& k( l7 Y. l) ?$ MThe boys began to argue over who would
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. g, S% a, w- K9 I; ~2 VTheir mother saw the opportunity for a& T$ i& ^, n, L, I( n3 D% X8 m
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
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first pancake, I can wait' ."
& t/ G9 z  @, ^7 k: I% cKevin turned to his younger brother and& k% w8 v; ^% M
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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% H3 ^: B) T5 d4 u' v2 c' zA father was at the beach with his children4 u! Y. d: s9 Q* ?$ H: r% q
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
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where a seagull lay dead in the sand.  R, H' \5 ?7 `! t
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
' t: U6 ?4 W3 w* P"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.% x1 k- U. o, A& x
The boy thought a moment and then said,
2 g4 u+ Z! X" E+ {* C"Did God throw him back down?"
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At the table, she turned to their six-year-old! I6 x  s" o/ ~' U" z& Z
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
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girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
6 A& K1 J7 ?" Z3 Z8 qThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head" f5 e' e& D) B9 V
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these1 ?7 H, `) ~" ?2 m4 h! J
people to dinner?"; N( X6 }& W. }' A4 X5 @0 b
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Cheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
0 i% q& k) n+ u$ l8 TVery funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: . l7 s1 p0 @/ J/ B- V0 s' C5 k
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
4 O3 \: c4 l9 U/ K5 [- C"Don't be selfish!" I said.
  e" Z  c2 j- G, Q% aMy boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!" + s7 x, ^9 ?5 I- w0 a
I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 1 q8 B, V4 v* @9 P, n8 G$ s
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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, e  i9 {7 f) \8 m% k! Q0 k" RRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.1 s" O) C+ S: c6 Y3 t9 u
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
( }+ c* ]' N8 D8 d7 b. O' nMy boy's eyes turned ...
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好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表 4 Z4 ^8 G% \. r9 F& p$ a

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好好吃

9 m& T9 @$ v. \  a+ R. ]ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 - {" k9 N  u* L  J6 Y+ j) |& G, o
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: ) M7 o& W% N7 F4 G) x2 v

* `. k. v$ `) N' ?" Y  rRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.1 _: d0 F+ J2 [% E$ u0 R" m
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
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Aha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 3 S- H9 M1 p, Y3 G: B# c

, p" w8 P' d8 [" y& Oaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: % i% F5 X2 ~) z! p% y- I/ z: o0 f

# a) K$ B0 y" fRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.2 D4 }5 v9 F" T
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
/ P! X9 r/ A6 \* x. M/ T) h# qMy boy's eyes turned ...
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Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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发表于 2008-2-20 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
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