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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :0 {! q/ k7 U. _) r
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
4 u: r; C3 p. Q$ R: SHarold is his name.
8 `" B, x2 ~: w0 NAmen."
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! V. r+ E9 }% L, r5 ]A little boy was overheard praying:4 A2 v" r1 u# I( M, n& I7 Q8 I
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
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I'm having a real good time like I am."1 Q( G, k8 z. U

; t: x8 m8 C/ TAfter the christening of his baby brother2 }! O4 _0 _$ x- W% M9 A
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home, e' T8 d+ Y6 b, r
in the back seat of the car. His father asked4 Y7 x+ O& B$ ~* u3 a, |; m
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the& N6 x4 v2 z+ S. U3 Z
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
& E9 e4 v2 x$ ]. cus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
4 P" i) a3 k: B# @6 P$ u0 N; _0 Xto stay with you guys."/ `  F. I: `% Q5 i
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One particular four-year-old prayed,
7 w: m3 z# a. J2 Y"And forgive us our trash baskets as
1 H* D# E% q1 dwe forgive those who put trash in our
9 M2 t* k, P0 [# D, Hbaskets."
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$ }; v' V& [7 _6 OA Sunday school teacher asked her; H7 N: Y9 z$ T3 k( {# c
children as they were on the way to
/ Q( Y- E/ S, S. W* b3 KChurch service, "and why is it necessary+ A8 }. u/ c4 t$ C- n
to be quiet in Church?"9 R: i( t& v# e: T" j3 P; A) J$ x
One bright little girl replied,
# j9 Y$ B$ D  c  V# s6 u* u"Because people are sleeping."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for
# N" T; Q( z% Fher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3./ C6 v& Y9 p+ [
The boys began to argue over who would
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Their mother saw the opportunity for a4 z7 H7 b/ t( [5 {! S& t
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
- |" O4 a0 u8 @& E, f7 S9 Wwould say, 'Let my brother have the
, A2 g5 S7 R+ Zfirst pancake, I can wait' ."
8 e7 _, Y' d+ O0 O! s8 m0 A* Y: }: mKevin turned to his younger brother and, z" s3 l! u' F/ `8 Q
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"' a* r+ u& y- Z# E7 }& U' H+ j' e. Y( }
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A father was at the beach with his children
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grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore: O6 p2 r' Y. a8 M
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
8 E4 `; c' C$ M" L"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
) _" E5 O, a$ Q) L% G"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
! m% V4 @+ k2 E) E- k; ^; _The boy thought a moment and then said,9 O! D- z0 X: a9 b- t: c" @
"Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
4 @, _1 ?9 F" f+ v+ r6 {At the table, she turned to their six-year-old1 v# O% F% u' Q9 O1 d8 P& I
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the. g/ \* X2 L. Z0 M+ d3 [
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
5 X. I8 c4 |% vgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."* F1 p& `; S2 P/ \5 L- W
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
9 M1 V7 P0 k) I$ L1 O. `and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
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9 z. q& Z' {9 S' {# c4 C0 ~1 R  XPeace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
: e. w) l  W  g2 i9 [0 E6 \Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.. C0 h/ k7 C, f% L6 \  L" v
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
3 F8 K# ^1 l9 P+ A; w- Y1 C& m$ fMy boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
; w1 G: Q" E( J# X6 D9 ^6 x) t: KI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 0 V; T' e. t4 K) F, Q8 j: i
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.5 m- ]* A/ ^% Q7 m% V, f
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
+ N3 Q& i" ~  v; H- |( x7 yMy boy's eyes turned ...

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好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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好好吃
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ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: % R7 P* b4 o1 n, C; M, x. I

* x, V3 ~% ~  W; k6 }Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
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6 w  v; n4 W& ?$ E4 PMy boy's eyes turned ...
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7 B. |# R/ }5 ^9 MAha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 - J9 |" ^  w2 E7 I* w) H) O1 G* R

4 W& M- j. E/ A* ?' J: f3 F) r5 `% [aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
2 L1 `+ C0 s7 z$ _, a+ V* g"Don't be selfish!" I said.
( A  s' n+ e/ q  AMy boy's eyes turned ...

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Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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