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Kids in Church, o1 d$ }0 f" Y! ~
# @* {1 R1 ]4 I O7 s- W3-year-old Reese :% F6 G3 ?+ O5 p6 R, v
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
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Amen."
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[$ B/ M4 }9 {5 W+ D: wA little boy was overheard praying:; b8 X. P3 l7 M/ C8 R
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,/ L8 H, F5 r1 w8 s. \, H
don't worry about it.
. ^/ J+ }5 ?" YI'm having a real good time like I am."
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) K4 w/ R! m7 k% j$ LAfter the christening of his baby brother
7 E4 S8 u% w- y; a, ]' zin church, Jason sobbed all the way home1 V$ D) |& ~$ X7 \) D u& `
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
$ K( ]7 e* b2 O* F- nhim three times what was wrong. Finally, the2 w. Y& I8 S- `2 h% N1 e" e3 |
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted2 ^( O4 B$ ?) T, D' x; T# U' F
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
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One particular four-year-old prayed,
9 A! A* I& m/ [/ S, [* \"And forgive us our trash baskets as
. ^) a7 ]4 g6 k' S; mwe forgive those who put trash in our
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$ J- s+ ~; X3 U. ~+ x; sA Sunday school teacher asked her
2 _7 u) @6 ?) H7 ^: K$ Lchildren as they were on the way to
: L- @0 J" B! `& y) R' t% yChurch service, "and why is it necessary
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. @6 \ T8 P9 j( w' A$ tOne bright little girl replied,& n3 c. U t! S: s7 G
"Because people are sleeping."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for& B8 I8 {4 K6 W' w, f0 v% F
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
. {$ @: @6 d3 O) OThe boys began to argue over who would
' p9 h* B' j/ ^get the first pancake.
! G' ]9 M) s' _8 S1 R: \8 G; dTheir mother saw the opportunity for a# L9 `( }( ^7 K# ?2 ~
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He1 r' y, W' v6 d
would say, 'Let my brother have the4 l$ U3 P/ ^* M1 E5 ?" N4 K
first pancake, I can wait' ."( w5 I# r: o. J+ p5 j* D b2 B6 M
Kevin turned to his younger brother and, n, n$ p! H/ j" i# ~6 [' ], E
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children6 e( i+ ?: ?3 p$ Z" h
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,+ ?3 x# o# X9 g7 p5 U0 H& v
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore7 Y' g5 N2 ?$ J& [/ L: P3 W; K: Q
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
5 `# ]" R1 c' m( k, w% g" j"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
' ]+ h1 e2 L3 d"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
+ Q2 u3 t" E( H1 RThe boy thought a moment and then said,
9 j. W) m; q# y8 q$ |) B3 f/ T: [/ j' i& n"Did God throw him back down?"% t/ ]% m5 h2 X
2 q* X. Z) M) [+ C0 O6 D! E; QA wife invited some people to dinner.
* b+ z" E% E" n4 Y% H8 gAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
% T- U% B0 z4 \9 o# N2 w& Cdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the0 m, Y: g' g# X$ J
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
5 \- K& {! c; B, d7 Ygirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
! l9 p; M4 a0 v2 e1 MThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
9 Q8 `8 z) J* o$ v9 pand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these6 B1 G' \/ {/ X% ~& _3 F
people to dinner?"
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Cheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines! |
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