可爱可笑的孩童

没心没肺

Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
$ h0 h- t* c  `& {! YHarold is his name.
% d" u0 e* c& [6 PAmen."

+ O) t* j2 ]8 KA little boy was overheard praying:
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
5 k' M1 b( r4 D/ ~6 q3 f8 V, q4 z# a2 }don't worry about it.
( I! \8 [9 _# u" y' O. ]) x7 AI'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother
: S8 M: a2 i$ J+ Oin church, Jason sobbed all the way home
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
* L3 x: x1 S. E* zhim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
. I- @9 g; k$ h% i5 Aboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
* K$ N1 n$ M( }us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
to stay with you guys."

One particular four-year-old prayed,
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
we forgive those who put trash in our
baskets."
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
8 o# x) g; N9 b$ U! M# A' r( Kchildren as they were on the way to
* u: P$ W* Q! V5 gChurch service, "and why is it necessary
to be quiet in Church?"
, T/ Y, X# l! A. ^One bright little girl replied,
/ y1 u. Z# H2 I( Q3 N"Because people are sleeping."
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/ D- x& X0 A; W, LA mother was preparing pancakes for
7 t1 f2 G/ Y1 H5 D* H7 Q! h+ C0 Lher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
The boys began to argue over who would
6 b0 i! \' ]; x( `! x& t& Xget the first pancake.
3 o/ E& e5 v- ^7 @Their mother saw the opportunity for a
- ]( Q+ j/ Z( n* a& `( C4 Wmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
would say, 'Let my brother have the
& G5 H0 G* [7 ~# P# r3 A; h& q& kfirst pancake, I can wait' ."
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
/ j- @( z2 h9 c( C# n/ Vsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"

" P  ~! C% b- u5 }) x, vA father was at the beach with his children
- w, R! ?- {4 V) m/ w. C$ n+ r4 Nwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,
& C9 S" [; P1 R( a9 b9 x; z$ zgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
; q9 S+ r4 e/ i2 s"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
; A2 t, D! T' g; F4 ~  FThe boy thought a moment and then said,
8 ~( K5 z  L% H4 s"Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
4 P' @: k5 k& D, _: U( l& }* eAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
, Y* e6 _9 E- o+ G2 y* Kblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
people to dinner?"

Cheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
0 \- K4 _2 T( g! S; W- V* u2 nI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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* {2 j# C7 [( a4 X& c9 hRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
' P. Y8 o7 M7 B: g; x' E! n( tMy boy's eyes turned ...

好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表


好好吃

, v9 O- a" X; c- R# T  Wha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
* X1 M' M7 W6 _3 k  o  s5 cMy boy's eyes turned ...

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$ k$ ^( M; y  }8 I3 G; {Aha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
5 y. @4 b9 }; `& t; S% @* w; d"Don't be selfish!" I said.
1 G& v3 w) @/ \, X9 c6 PMy boy's eyes turned ...

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+ r2 s  x9 ^6 V. }/ N0 Q+ y5 k. N9 XThanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby