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Kids in Church' H6 u, _" q! _% p* r' x
* D$ C6 Z3 L2 w+ \5 Y, a/ W5 Y3-year-old Reese :
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Harold is his name.) k& I B5 s9 \& x u& x: J6 F
Amen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:
' o; J8 C' ^& v3 U- N" o( t"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
% P" n' O4 i8 Udon't worry about it. i+ b; u5 X8 t: N: R% o" i
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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, B! [& T: e7 N9 p7 M. Z2 cAfter the christening of his baby brother
; ]$ m: f3 G7 t) K4 V* h7 zin church, Jason sobbed all the way home: U+ \8 |6 I% t) m; X7 [; f
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
7 D! L& K" V8 ?! \+ Dhim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
v, ` E; j F- fboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted1 j* Y. e6 X4 @% E; Z- S
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted* c! A# Y- J* ?9 |
to stay with you guys."- N$ G+ E& K, M0 G. r
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One particular four-year-old prayed,
" Z' U( [0 s1 ~3 V4 y7 A"And forgive us our trash baskets as4 E% J& _9 T4 X2 W1 I0 Q
we forgive those who put trash in our
. r: G' p; V9 @5 Abaskets.": V% i! k, B* a( h
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
: f4 x- \( e- \children as they were on the way to- C ~; G3 C. Y4 a8 Z9 d" w& C
Church service, "and why is it necessary/ f& v% M, o% J1 Y! g
to be quiet in Church?"
Q0 |9 O# W O7 i4 MOne bright little girl replied,
& q! S. A3 ]" k/ h# a"Because people are sleeping."2 c: Z/ b* @% g! r! e0 ^
! h1 i l6 z) A9 p! @A mother was preparing pancakes for
: ]5 o1 j! p# h/ kher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
9 u, y+ b: E- `. q- EThe boys began to argue over who would" t* s) D% W& z9 u) T- J
get the first pancake.
8 [6 S1 w3 D! f; l S2 PTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
7 g" V% S. L' E3 b1 Amoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He/ Z9 R8 ^9 K; x) o/ }# B% Y. F
would say, 'Let my brother have the! Z& t0 }- J( l/ W z- Y9 ]- m
first pancake, I can wait' ."; B# w; T% Z4 ~: t1 I
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
% p; C; I" o/ isaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children. b8 x7 z- g* x; t/ z4 f6 r
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
( R$ u" |9 ^: W2 agrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
1 d9 W1 r, N) i" O5 a( r: w5 K9 cwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
4 A# |- c* L# M( [- b6 q"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
, E1 i2 W+ @( S7 P( @"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied. d) c" m0 ^* }
The boy thought a moment and then said,9 W* E4 y8 T: m. y! x+ R! H a1 P O
"Did God throw him back down?"
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1 K$ _; R( C2 ~2 WA wife invited some people to dinner.
' \: _' |4 v5 ]At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
3 @1 B" B5 r+ ]8 z! l: odaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
! x B$ A! \3 _/ g+ Bblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The+ m( ~1 k- [ v8 Q) ~7 p
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
! `& K% p; ?! Q- J1 J) a: |( \The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
4 `6 b( ]& K: }0 pand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these6 t% N3 I5 E) d0 J; _( g0 i
people to dinner?"
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% C. t8 E6 O, Z; E! t5 U: ]5 TCheers!!!
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/ ~' G: r# `, Z1 A- h+ C9 _ w# J; aPeace, love and happines! |
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