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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :
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Harold is his name.
5 q' o6 B$ w/ ?5 j8 ]Amen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:8 U# C: W4 ?; ?7 l* j7 H$ S! t
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,- C4 t7 `5 V2 z& P% J
don't worry about it.- D' V$ y+ c& S4 X5 a0 u
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother. ?# J; B3 z/ C# Z1 Z: M) k4 l
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home: m7 ^% e% s, p9 r  y4 Q
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
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boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
# N" g3 S# h0 J1 p/ J9 E8 ?us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
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One particular four-year-old prayed,' t) j  x9 @+ E6 |2 l; w
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
- ?% _! E1 @) I3 u" F  f7 _+ S2 Rwe forgive those who put trash in our
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# F/ T( }5 G- X, B; l: d) |+ uA Sunday school teacher asked her8 t+ I( ?: `3 c" x8 U  X6 ~. M
children as they were on the way to
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to be quiet in Church?"
( z6 s% M6 N- X- @; N% y8 vOne bright little girl replied,  q+ V% F& {- x& y6 i2 m/ U
"Because people are sleeping."1 B" r" d) {+ T0 D7 \. v+ V
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A mother was preparing pancakes for
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The boys began to argue over who would
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- F8 \7 u+ }) BTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
( I3 M9 X4 ~( y0 h) r9 b1 rmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
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3 _5 |  O2 ?* i$ j3 A8 W+ |) U; efirst pancake, I can wait' ."
% b8 Y  [7 p" o- e; EKevin turned to his younger brother and' Q! Z# u# K' X. B8 q- X
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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9 p8 `: \$ C2 N& yA father was at the beach with his children
+ p% _( t, ^$ V# V7 R" Q/ ^. U4 Cwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,7 g% I* R- H+ J2 M+ D0 h
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore, l: T/ V0 Q6 o: u- y
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.9 A, ~, C: }5 J+ p/ p5 X. Q
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
) F) a2 `. E8 f! J2 i" y; k"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
4 D- h& a0 V0 B! r" Y% G, HThe boy thought a moment and then said,
2 ^' X# z# J: s3 y"Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
3 A2 B/ P( U4 n- n- S* tAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
2 w6 s) D. r: e# A( |' pdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the& i' w, c2 X6 |+ d) K
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The+ d& }/ n) v. q& c+ R1 z
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
" b. f# Y( w* z* F+ oThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head: B5 Y7 l- F. z6 S2 X+ y
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these% |$ C9 ?7 G0 H* o
people to dinner?"
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Cheers!!!
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# W. q1 a; j# b. J4 u; cPeace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表 & E3 \" r& A. g7 o
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
. e9 N0 p6 ?. G$ I% H"Don't be selfish!" I said.4 X% _2 v$ |! `# {1 r( ]# v
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"   h1 h* S; r6 i- P% Y
I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 ! Q6 j1 ]. M8 r' B+ w# M

1 ?  A  a) k& d" T( taha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: - @3 v! a% V; d- V* `# p% H
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
1 Z7 _7 v+ q7 k) {# h"Don't be selfish!" I said.
6 E- U- ?( b: s0 h3 rMy boy's eyes turned ...

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好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表 7 _5 Z" S2 n9 a: j; S

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ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 , o1 T4 w. u  H
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: / ?+ q5 ?. e8 v  w# @2 g- u8 A5 u

! `* V1 \# E) e* M8 U! yRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.3 B2 _6 T2 P7 Z4 n% ~! {9 {
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
% Q7 R6 W/ E3 y; d5 D' b; mMy boy's eyes turned ...
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Aha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 6 X* Q: b: h0 t- E
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: + C  S$ r6 ^0 x) e. `* p0 T
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.& `; G8 \! U9 m* i' d
"Don't be selfish!" I said.2 R: U5 P% W8 X" e: `4 o
My boy's eyes turned ...
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Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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