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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church( X7 q2 o. P, S! m' J

! p6 f3 m( A$ {5 C3 K3-year-old Reese :
3 g1 q; R$ D" z* G; J"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,( W; U- b' L2 y8 q; O# K5 s
Harold is his name.
. R$ b* Y6 E. J% ~Amen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:
! [- Z3 x  n% P' k$ U2 N"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
! H+ t4 b5 {( b, Hdon't worry about it.7 [* X% G8 e( \" E
I'm having a real good time like I am."3 Y. ~. F8 M6 ~! I: W
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After the christening of his baby brother
, F' h3 c: u6 {5 a3 P4 g, z! z2 `in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
0 ^: N: m" U: _0 c7 y  N1 L! pin the back seat of the car. His father asked
- d; B- R2 w7 p& T# o9 H0 fhim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
8 a- |9 r/ I" C: C$ B) H& D% M, \boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted  D9 W: Y% v6 [' Y$ o; \* K' ^3 k5 ]
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted6 e8 o% H$ V" j7 r( i/ v9 A3 K
to stay with you guys."1 u6 E! X8 s; @4 A+ H" i

, w: u8 a' F) P3 J. ?0 q  BOne particular four-year-old prayed,
  c- F! {1 J$ t! V8 c"And forgive us our trash baskets as
3 b% ?) x" O; i/ l1 F* ~4 Rwe forgive those who put trash in our
- R7 y0 b$ L) ]) pbaskets."
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( l9 g, y" y. b/ M2 r& b; i, fA Sunday school teacher asked her8 r% `% q5 ]' L% z$ o
children as they were on the way to
. D' d/ O8 M  _6 K9 CChurch service, "and why is it necessary
/ D4 M9 Z  d* G- V. rto be quiet in Church?": q! ~/ v5 T9 B% [
One bright little girl replied,1 G0 M; k7 J1 L2 A$ I
"Because people are sleeping.", s' F5 P% x4 h7 l

0 `8 A& W( @8 mA mother was preparing pancakes for
  x/ A9 U, ~, R) J7 O" o* G5 yher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
0 f/ l' n. V1 Z- n. G0 F+ SThe boys began to argue over who would+ H" q0 \$ N  M! C/ ^8 g# T
get the first pancake.
5 Z, s* J; l3 o9 x2 C9 jTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
2 M! h, Z% C) Zmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
7 l; Q: U( ^. l8 r9 R) Jwould say, 'Let my brother have the
# d9 H. _. |' R7 y1 R. ^" L# hfirst pancake, I can wait' ."
1 j* o. g% p6 l! B1 \$ SKevin turned to his younger brother and* S( \' x8 i9 }. f
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children
; u3 ]0 e- E5 j6 {+ Kwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,
: k/ B2 U) x7 O# Ograbbed his hand, and led him to the shore
) B4 G* l0 T6 M; kwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
: f# \1 w6 \8 n5 t"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
" V7 Q+ i4 _) M8 d: S: i"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied./ N! w4 S* [5 L4 ]8 w' C0 M1 J# a0 T
The boy thought a moment and then said,$ q1 [4 ~1 ^) B( q* y
"Did God throw him back down?": q1 T$ o8 k9 Q9 A/ q! q0 |( K/ I
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A wife invited some people to dinner.) b2 `7 c  s2 E0 y6 S! n
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
' {. `) X4 {& H( y) wdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the7 X7 \6 p$ Q9 m' d7 Z
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
" w% x  O6 S2 |/ a; q0 p9 tgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
; I5 |3 |4 d/ \! g3 KThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head1 A7 a4 z# _' x# Y/ r3 \3 C9 ?5 q
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
  i# q0 s$ {: t. |( L8 |; gpeople to dinner?"
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Cheers!!!/ k) J0 o" g; I5 B2 z: X9 S7 {
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Peace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
" I4 E- o) {0 ^! R6 QVery funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:   m# s& l( H) X, f- r5 D+ U
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.7 ^* z* c( E( j/ f) H
"Don't be selfish!" I said.7 ?" L6 [5 V7 V9 d" _
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!" . x( v; L0 R1 ^9 K3 y9 |7 V5 p& u5 E
I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 6 H) y. p7 D7 V" j5 o2 l" J

3 C, J8 l6 d  i. s5 waha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: ! k% m' `6 `5 `7 L; D

) W; p2 L( V: L  y  c: b  E# zRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
0 q8 \' x$ s& _. A' b"Don't be selfish!" I said.: i! Q8 O; L% B7 o9 e. A
My boy's eyes turned ...
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7 R& g( J0 }6 V- D5 `好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表 ; F5 ^' P- h8 A2 i
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好好吃

- K) K/ n. ~! [3 ^+ b0 {ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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+ N8 [1 T. {/ w# C3 Daha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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$ O5 ~! @" }. cRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
( t3 R, Q, v5 L! D) P$ }"Don't be selfish!" I said.1 t" Q  U; f+ B8 R( A5 L
My boy's eyes turned ...
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Aha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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+ b7 r$ V& D: ?9 Q+ IRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.) W( C9 ?1 N0 v5 K; R1 \3 M
"Don't be selfish!" I said.$ q/ h/ P7 o0 N- o+ H
My boy's eyes turned ...

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3 H6 }% U, z! t0 ]  E& J0 dThanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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