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Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :
' i" m* f4 V. n' ? a"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
8 X) G/ T8 q9 H# o3 H _Harold is his name.
# U' `( o& I# K4 @* s. D# J1 JAmen."
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! z' p+ B0 k/ }& b& XA little boy was overheard praying:
+ V" W1 J' K; @$ h5 Z1 S"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,, Y) C `- i; j( K8 w9 q
don't worry about it.+ `& I9 \) p: J' |- e9 ^1 K
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother
) E: @/ c/ B; Z. B! P) Fin church, Jason sobbed all the way home
/ w Y. Y5 q- |3 j- Zin the back seat of the car. His father asked
% Z2 M% J1 ?2 _5 E& a! F3 l! e* a3 phim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
' O }. w. D5 `) v8 yboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
7 l. N; L, q! r. v# @0 wus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted B, o7 Z" Z" B+ D1 r
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One particular four-year-old prayed,0 }8 V0 }, C! `; `" m, \
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
3 I( W2 O& l$ q+ Jwe forgive those who put trash in our4 Q; j# T2 ?" W; c' b9 d
baskets."
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5 j7 x- ]- M( l4 u" A: O: l3 } IA Sunday school teacher asked her
! E( H. g; K, I5 i* ychildren as they were on the way to2 r6 O( j( W }
Church service, "and why is it necessary* w, y& G; t8 ~! t
to be quiet in Church?"" \2 n- e- \5 a( e l" c+ M9 s; H
One bright little girl replied,
) i/ [5 a! W/ m"Because people are sleeping."5 {$ ^0 @9 C* ~* N& q
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A mother was preparing pancakes for# k; w# i. p& b K5 Y
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
# s3 C6 S* y6 T; b: E* h- nThe boys began to argue over who would
1 D8 I/ ~7 F7 j* C& ^) aget the first pancake.5 y. u* h# x+ o- Z( K. `2 R# E
Their mother saw the opportunity for a7 \2 G6 V k5 R9 Y6 Z4 M/ O
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
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first pancake, I can wait' ."
1 {( U& o% l5 f0 w2 r1 cKevin turned to his younger brother and
$ g% b: Q, j/ t: B2 q( t5 Ksaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children' j4 I% [9 S# \+ c1 l' U
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
+ Q8 V$ @7 C" I0 ^grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
1 d4 X. V$ |8 F* nwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
' c. Z5 d" z. s# X/ J0 y+ m( a"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
* O1 r- I& x* B' B, G"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
1 C7 G `& t7 X1 IThe boy thought a moment and then said,5 I; z' P6 z/ ]5 a& G* J
"Did God throw him back down?"
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3 y* R w4 U- p5 v1 d1 K1 qA wife invited some people to dinner./ B8 z7 i h, F G- Y$ M( S2 g
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old3 P' F7 U( y' n% k) B
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
) P( t& N/ y& P3 W) C0 t* s. Hblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
6 i2 W. P' `/ ^/ p5 E% Kgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."; [) }1 A$ ]7 l6 }- A
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head' ]/ Q) l& _# d, ~: e. L# S
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these6 m; b+ S) ? M, K/ {3 J
people to dinner?"+ Z& @2 J3 |1 u0 x1 B6 a/ O# c v( H
% L1 [+ `% @: E" ?Cheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines! |
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