可爱可笑的孩童

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Kids in Church

2 x$ e2 W& F7 s1 y4 L3-year-old Reese :
, g0 _# a, u/ U% |/ Z"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
0 H2 U+ q) L" P6 I! y( S, cHarold is his name.
# h3 p# X; b! Q) U, K' GAmen."
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% C4 _& ]& l) i, W8 m$ XA little boy was overheard praying:
9 e  z- Q2 _$ `+ I4 K8 k# Y+ d"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
- ^$ g2 X1 W& H, Idon't worry about it.
( F' t0 z* a! x: c+ FI'm having a real good time like I am."
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; ~8 t" w8 V, KAfter the christening of his baby brother
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
( y/ v* Q  @$ }7 ~& w" G) M, Ihim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
; R) R: \3 y/ gboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
to stay with you guys."

4 t" T8 L0 C' d7 b3 rOne particular four-year-old prayed,
( ^0 p+ L7 S3 W0 s! F' U"And forgive us our trash baskets as
we forgive those who put trash in our
baskets."

A Sunday school teacher asked her
children as they were on the way to
Church service, "and why is it necessary
to be quiet in Church?"
One bright little girl replied,
! [- k% I$ i: |9 ~5 Z' V* w' y"Because people are sleeping."
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2 R+ v; a& e$ e' M) FA mother was preparing pancakes for
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
- l. v& q1 c+ b7 Y/ r9 D% I( C) P; j+ lThe boys began to argue over who would
% s/ P# \7 ]0 O4 `/ \* K) r6 a7 i* oget the first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
would say, 'Let my brother have the
- e% t8 V! R8 F& l. jfirst pancake, I can wait' ."
6 }8 R0 l2 C6 P4 i( EKevin turned to his younger brother and
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
+ ~+ w0 Q* [( `7 J: X1 zgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
( h5 p& k$ Z8 V$ V% j5 ewhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
6 Y; ^( y# r! V"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
) T; f% D# y+ v' Q8 H"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
- Q( Y& L( q, T) c$ K1 rThe boy thought a moment and then said,
$ \: [9 w7 b$ e"Did God throw him back down?"
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6 z4 ]* V& e6 O, W- wA wife invited some people to dinner.
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
$ i! Z3 ?, V# u" K8 F; {2 {daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
! G1 J* Q( q% Bblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
$ Q& j! C2 m1 M2 IThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
- x6 _; U% L) e( u- W0 _' B( {1 Aand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
people to dinner?"
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4 f1 S" C& l- q2 Q5 n, mCheers!!!

8 V2 h1 }0 \* }- P% ]5 B( a9 J5 `( sPeace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
2 A: J- Q* Y5 e: B4 X" B; FVery funny stories. Kids are so cute!

: K9 j- _( N, r) R+ g1 Waha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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6 w) F. x: w' [- z" ?% uRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
. O7 o/ K2 Q* D) L2 {; h"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

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好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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9 E7 q; k9 v2 {& Z" I- p- X好好吃

0 T; ~9 d. k/ jha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

! k' Z& r% J) G8 b- p7 l( @Aha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

( I% S* Y  {+ W/ X* {aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
2 C3 P. W7 D4 Z# Y2 eMy boy's eyes turned ...

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4 B: E' v8 q$ q) z0 K1 C! }Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby