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Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :- P8 ?3 `5 {/ u, c J$ g
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
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Amen."' B9 M6 F( e' E( J2 K3 J
$ \0 a! w" ^: j1 }. dA little boy was overheard praying:* b( Z( W+ ?+ P* t1 ?
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
) h1 v0 u. t( S; ]( Hdon't worry about it.
5 m% i& X( Q1 f- l! V' ]I'm having a real good time like I am."8 V: ?: i, {3 x
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After the christening of his baby brother$ u' v+ b) x$ a3 a+ c9 e
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
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3 T9 @. Z- R& i& G: T9 n! `him three times what was wrong. Finally, the4 p) O/ W! [4 G; u
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
2 u1 u2 O8 _) G: Kus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
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One particular four-year-old prayed,
/ c& c4 F" {& n8 E9 R: C! u6 S! i"And forgive us our trash baskets as
, B1 L5 W8 y1 k' Ywe forgive those who put trash in our z4 r+ o- W/ Y& g
baskets."
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
/ E1 ^9 \8 y% Z$ j/ i4 t. lchildren as they were on the way to8 o5 {( W% M# y" R# M; Q
Church service, "and why is it necessary
. {# b4 a3 Z- G, b" j( Bto be quiet in Church?"
! z. U% c5 F% u$ NOne bright little girl replied,
) r, A, A5 u8 H4 `- I"Because people are sleeping."
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1 e. \; I# F/ n3 `* O0 OA mother was preparing pancakes for# v' S( j6 D4 t8 [* B' o1 ?5 y ^, B
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
; _+ \3 N/ v1 k7 mThe boys began to argue over who would7 S4 ]0 P: Q: n5 M6 x
get the first pancake.6 X! Y7 q- |+ I0 E: c K
Their mother saw the opportunity for a& m5 A a# ^: X; e) }1 U% S$ N
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He' x1 d$ o9 V: F0 |# m2 ?8 O
would say, 'Let my brother have the
" W7 `. y( c4 }$ H" s7 \first pancake, I can wait' ."2 V! l9 g( ~9 d3 A0 K+ j0 N
Kevin turned to his younger brother and' r2 u/ S9 O; S
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !" z5 u# R5 D0 g: ], {2 n& N$ |
9 g+ m) t+ h+ k; E0 eA father was at the beach with his children Q0 q1 a$ ^0 \/ B4 w9 {
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,8 V# z+ C! F5 {% |5 I) w& u3 n
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore& n. E" Z+ Q5 s
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.2 V- _ G% p, L; m0 L# y( k
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
# R9 i) ~; z( M: ?" m, E7 h"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.3 t$ O8 l( Z' O9 y6 j7 H
The boy thought a moment and then said,2 G! ~# m- _4 w' ~
"Did God throw him back down?"
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3 O1 N% _1 S$ l( a! v" ^A wife invited some people to dinner.& O; \: V* G2 ?0 A
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old$ w6 d- l; X! p. i1 L8 g$ u
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the* I6 H% Z& B! c$ K
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
8 s, s: H; p% U& F5 g/ Xgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
$ ]/ G2 m( V$ {The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head+ J9 P; h2 w! K* y7 b# S/ p
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
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% }4 k, |$ b' A1 D3 ICheers!!!
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/ m; C5 R; Q# b# B9 EPeace, love and happines! |
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