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3-year-old Reese :
5 `+ O( M E+ y, [. x: v% v"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
- m# T9 J$ Z* HHarold is his name.
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% w5 ?( k5 n6 [1 y$ A5 H" _5 [9 iA little boy was overheard praying:% |4 S) z3 f' A D2 h
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
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I'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother
" x' Q, j6 X6 l. ]4 sin church, Jason sobbed all the way home
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him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
% r5 J* b& g& @( H$ E dboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted( k' A4 J9 B2 h
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted0 ^0 o- k% m0 e1 H. N
to stay with you guys."
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$ G+ @& F6 \6 IOne particular four-year-old prayed,
) Z) M3 n4 {- D) o"And forgive us our trash baskets as. F, |) w" y: b$ n4 i
we forgive those who put trash in our
: r* H5 F6 b8 [8 Xbaskets."
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
2 _8 G& P6 x, ~3 P( `children as they were on the way to: x* O5 M" W2 P+ Z6 X& F
Church service, "and why is it necessary
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One bright little girl replied,4 q% ~% v/ F- @9 F
"Because people are sleeping."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for, E7 B8 U. Y% T3 W
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3., l4 H- G7 x! X0 a# D/ W+ ^
The boys began to argue over who would! ^6 z6 l, j/ }- f
get the first pancake.
0 |, h: A; s: n( Z$ I$ ?/ a( VTheir mother saw the opportunity for a' A, J$ F! r7 |5 B' F2 l; o
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He9 A$ ?' |1 y5 ?$ X* |) g5 ?
would say, 'Let my brother have the6 d% }- ?" ~) r, _1 l
first pancake, I can wait' ."5 O6 W0 O, B4 b7 d2 Q- T
Kevin turned to his younger brother and: F8 W0 {( V# O% h( V" k
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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1 b& @. Z' p2 qA father was at the beach with his children
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grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore6 C, t" S2 k( Z
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
- f. L8 s' ^$ G7 H* d7 Y/ z5 n"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.& _, x/ } \ i8 e: s2 g
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.* W" b0 t3 x" f. J
The boy thought a moment and then said,. [! I8 p! p4 K, D8 `6 T- R
"Did God throw him back down?"
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# h h L! R1 vA wife invited some people to dinner. I0 z/ W9 P6 [0 A6 x; |
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
3 g. n e! R; p. X Q* W1 Z* J' {# A# ]daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
- R6 E- z" G' j' o: l( yblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The0 k' k/ R; C/ s! u
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
: `1 E& g8 H) }! V5 K! \The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head. L' C2 c" J0 E* W
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
}, M* r* Z2 [, C( upeople to dinner?"
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Cheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines! |
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