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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church4 _7 G( `, F, S7 H, X6 `$ q

9 B  n3 z& m. `: G% @3-year-old Reese :
$ X( \" ^% i$ N! v& l- E"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
4 j. h, _! Y0 b0 q6 ^* hHarold is his name.
, D7 j4 c+ ?6 ~0 J0 |2 G2 bAmen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:6 n' e) q0 D! T/ L! o0 \
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,! s" x. N+ W7 s3 ?- m
don't worry about it.
8 x* o/ ^/ T6 ?- D9 ]/ j' y* DI'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother$ e% T: d0 E% n/ G
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
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him three times what was wrong. Finally, the9 X; Z% n5 |# s& l
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted  q' W& E& @% m' ^6 i' N
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
. z! N) e7 S* u. O6 Q; X1 `" Oto stay with you guys."
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$ S4 F6 t$ I$ B# s9 v* }2 JOne particular four-year-old prayed,
% V% `+ r8 C* d% l"And forgive us our trash baskets as# ^7 a! T- x, W: W* g) F; i
we forgive those who put trash in our- b9 w$ d: G. P! }) j, G' I& ?6 v0 w
baskets."
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% x& a0 q5 d/ G4 iA Sunday school teacher asked her
" [4 f) r0 E& [7 V! j3 r! Rchildren as they were on the way to. E7 c' ]3 T2 A7 a  ^" G/ b
Church service, "and why is it necessary5 W4 N- q) R) i( V; d+ m+ [; L7 z
to be quiet in Church?"; ?/ u8 Q$ f' f4 E# L' C- P
One bright little girl replied,; O1 t/ m5 o7 p1 `- t3 x
"Because people are sleeping."
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9 r4 x6 ?  ~4 Z* Y. m8 i5 E: |' ZA mother was preparing pancakes for1 J. d9 Z& R/ Y& d4 u9 m
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
0 v) Q+ ?# w3 k) Z, p: p, YThe boys began to argue over who would
. e0 Y5 y* D2 `get the first pancake.. ?7 i  l. |3 ]2 u) y7 V: Q
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
7 b! c% }2 p% w# x' L( Vmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
: O/ ~/ L6 w+ D2 u3 Lwould say, 'Let my brother have the9 V6 X4 q+ M5 B% _& T3 H; L$ e
first pancake, I can wait' ."' g$ Z: |8 h- v' C
Kevin turned to his younger brother and( ?* q1 ^6 s- T& e: w; c
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"8 z1 j) x& Z; O" g$ v3 h$ |0 q

4 B- q) O6 x$ X: e1 W, {3 dA father was at the beach with his children
  k! k$ e6 C6 X- f8 m9 Fwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,3 E& R7 V) a' ~& R6 z. L
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
, A2 i( r) q' X, Dwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.5 Z# b* T, p" z$ N3 S1 U
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.5 F& I; F+ {- `( N7 Q4 H8 h
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.1 C) t; W) m5 U8 V) U& l. U
The boy thought a moment and then said,
( p' `1 D: p1 e3 P" g# T/ x- q7 ?"Did God throw him back down?"8 t" [) m: x7 J

  f4 C8 D: F" ?# ]- G" i$ N" \4 [5 t5 wA wife invited some people to dinner.
# m5 ~- {3 j2 i) O3 oAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
0 V! F, h7 c! @' _8 Vdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the" T- @+ _2 J1 B" j0 S
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
; i9 ~6 M) o1 {0 A; kgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."* Y+ f6 c7 Y3 x4 ]/ `* i8 o9 J
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
! y# Q) D) A# g; a/ W+ s4 n3 Dand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
0 W. Q% E( `% Qpeople to dinner?"5 w- |" y' g$ `/ W5 d$ o+ ]) r# x

/ e% M) \3 g# p: RCheers!!!" d5 O: \' H8 t. Z" A
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Peace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表 ! }% c  D; G3 h3 U: _
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.0 `5 k' o2 G& {
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
7 K, |- \3 y, u$ D% h( g' bMy boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!" 3 j2 B- B2 \6 a
I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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7 G/ a" O) o2 o8 U1 [( jaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: $ `) H6 n# w5 }& F5 `+ Q& l! z
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
2 x% Q' M9 T6 O' V, `6 T6 N"Don't be selfish!" I said.
: n3 Z. q7 m+ m: y  N  s3 @My boy's eyes turned ...

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; Q! `& Q& q+ I好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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好好吃
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ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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% r. n8 f! K1 w. N1 K3 S; b# oaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: + f+ ?6 ^7 v+ ~0 W3 O- _

3 Y7 P0 l  s$ E  ~3 k5 T& D% q1 RRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
7 P* i5 t" h9 `9 [0 c1 b8 f"Don't be selfish!" I said.6 C+ v, X/ p* c0 v, [8 |* l
My boy's eyes turned ...
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' Y6 n5 S: R, ~$ w+ D9 x+ b: PAha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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: B2 Y% e6 a3 H  J' }6 [aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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9 ^! I- u3 i2 |5 k9 jRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct., o; {& U+ h- ^( @: r' W3 ^. C# e$ G/ v
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
; n: ]; Q! h1 g3 iMy boy's eyes turned ...

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Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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