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Kids in Church M1 D$ D1 @: u: F9 Q9 }( b' }
8 D! f0 @1 F( v- l$ g% i" r3-year-old Reese :2 y, y. v/ @ M) \" @# g& V9 y
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven," ^& W" i1 a7 a- r3 D4 D
Harold is his name.
" ~# M0 ~! x* b9 bAmen."2 D( C4 N: A( I) I% a. P- \
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A little boy was overheard praying:
' P/ i' D) C4 h. B"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
/ E) C! b% |5 D) c, E" ?5 |2 Vdon't worry about it.
1 Q5 O. A4 a P5 |* {I'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother
* @# W b* \7 ]! V* Kin church, Jason sobbed all the way home5 Z5 @2 X9 C) I
in the back seat of the car. His father asked9 p: ]( u: G3 ]6 h! ~
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the7 @& s8 E( `3 x! Y. j
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
1 }- t3 @. x8 r5 Yus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
3 ]: k! |# t6 Wto stay with you guys."
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9 A" \7 ?0 u( m; a, V: D7 `& e( POne particular four-year-old prayed,3 x) ]" P/ W# \! L' K* [3 Z, P
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
6 _% B9 p- S3 cwe forgive those who put trash in our4 M* d0 S9 t$ n1 m" ~
baskets."1 L4 Y* q5 ~6 R' J0 V
3 a9 \5 f# I) t$ FA Sunday school teacher asked her
; x; u2 |) |/ m+ Ichildren as they were on the way to
# X$ g% b- K9 E, AChurch service, "and why is it necessary
1 s5 e* t1 q1 a5 y$ }2 f: Y wto be quiet in Church?"
+ d* i7 q9 o1 \1 @One bright little girl replied,+ f O, b4 ?8 H' o# j4 c
"Because people are sleeping."% @/ Z5 ^: i$ ~
3 i! {6 r5 Y6 S p0 q ^$ EA mother was preparing pancakes for
4 @. q7 P6 Z* ^ k9 C# xher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.5 G n$ i4 g* e& o% ^- d6 k
The boys began to argue over who would" \9 _3 f8 x9 @4 j" h `1 r
get the first pancake.
& Q2 S q) S% K v7 M) R5 rTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
+ I* U4 @$ x. A; Xmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He I J! y; s& d8 t$ I, d) i. J
would say, 'Let my brother have the) D7 a. c, D9 \& Y2 l5 V
first pancake, I can wait' ."
. E" `9 h8 g( b* r7 zKevin turned to his younger brother and
- o/ F% H0 ]+ L6 b2 i7 Lsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"6 h& S* ?9 Z+ J0 l/ g, E
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A father was at the beach with his children; O7 B1 R5 w4 m+ x, o/ H
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,4 o) b% y. P0 \; e' A6 D: g: H
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
0 q* i2 u5 G! ?where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
; c% L0 S2 q, i( X+ _5 \"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
0 a+ O+ O) [9 ?( m. A"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
" C& [* I: Q* }$ r5 `. YThe boy thought a moment and then said,$ ^# x2 \' v5 {9 Z7 x: n
"Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner.2 X n9 B9 p& W4 ^3 Y3 a* H
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
! K' |* l7 J1 n0 o& \* xdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
* t5 Q- J3 @- pblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
$ {1 h9 j, Q: `* |girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
3 ]/ [% @5 U$ G) V; ?) uThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head1 e9 B* M6 f: A) w
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
1 Q9 h0 l$ E, y' U# d* Xpeople to dinner?". T8 k% D* D6 n. i* [% p7 `
3 ~. f+ ]5 k$ m' U( eCheers!!!- K/ e# d2 C, f3 Z
/ _4 @% K1 \- h( \Peace, love and happines! |
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