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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church5 d' g1 G: p/ X+ Z) b5 {

7 T0 J! t4 A" D3-year-old Reese :
% h, V. @( ?3 p$ j! z) h' e"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,; h+ b% U/ j" Q7 q
Harold is his name.
+ d0 D& I# W- G1 U# XAmen."
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2 ]! |( H5 ^! G! m+ g" I- i  vA little boy was overheard praying:
; z! D/ [; o8 P, j0 r3 T( G/ i"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
9 n. l- O- U2 x/ v5 f& [5 ]don't worry about it.' i( x0 B$ c4 t2 n7 W
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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8 `, M. v' L: v; qAfter the christening of his baby brother! ^9 U/ r7 y2 C6 ]% @; {
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
% }9 y7 ^, Y* B& Q/ h+ Rin the back seat of the car. His father asked
& b# R* m: B% _him three times what was wrong. Finally, the7 |; V2 [' N6 }
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
3 H7 g! G' Z. M9 V( Dus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted. x7 z' k# \5 @: |& q/ p
to stay with you guys."
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; ^: N! }. s2 }One particular four-year-old prayed,
, g4 x! H, d( Y5 I) \"And forgive us our trash baskets as6 f: V8 q! Q6 n0 c6 P* o; x
we forgive those who put trash in our
9 e' f; B+ S+ W. c* F+ ^& {baskets."
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A Sunday school teacher asked her: V  s# C' U$ \; D" n
children as they were on the way to& X/ x" U: ~8 N- u9 N4 F
Church service, "and why is it necessary
- L; [0 ?2 \6 Wto be quiet in Church?"! m) T# D# c; E
One bright little girl replied,
0 O' j2 q7 F5 s& [( l4 `"Because people are sleeping."
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5 i# _  R' ?- B' r% g/ p1 v- V. x1 m0 MA mother was preparing pancakes for
  E5 w; c; \: o3 I. Q/ T5 X- pher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3./ t; c3 d0 v- i+ C" z7 |. j
The boys began to argue over who would
; P5 _0 A4 A6 q7 Hget the first pancake., ]8 I  g7 s$ b% m; s6 o
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
- d0 y8 l" y% z: i5 I+ cmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He, O; b* c0 L1 C  }  o+ p3 q
would say, 'Let my brother have the
* I9 a' |; G% rfirst pancake, I can wait' ."
3 G! E; c! w1 I* pKevin turned to his younger brother and% L/ U1 @4 i# y1 @: B+ _
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !": _& B! d8 E7 y. j" H
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A father was at the beach with his children
& i) a  S4 g! d6 V/ E4 Y6 u" pwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,
+ s2 c( P: z5 X; d# Ygrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
9 l, X3 o- }/ I4 G7 F4 Mwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.  _! J" Q, R% z' c+ f' @2 `
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.* \0 L: v  a4 y2 u; v! b
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
: E8 M; W/ F" a) `The boy thought a moment and then said,$ f, \/ x- N) Q$ K$ Y4 K
"Did God throw him back down?". [7 {  C$ h! @0 @
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A wife invited some people to dinner./ ~) @2 V" Q  i& P
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old) ?7 D) J4 L0 `$ S  ~3 K
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
. U/ P5 V- B6 }, q' S( l  ?$ h7 Tblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The8 X9 H4 w+ M3 y, y) t
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
, _; b8 O0 y4 d9 a/ bThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head% s- c. k9 `; m2 d; t
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these& k; M/ P+ l" A, e
people to dinner?"( x' c+ K0 A7 U. S0 O
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Cheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表 % d: F2 _2 x, m" R: s6 D$ x. Q# j
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

: H) I8 {8 A' |7 A, M- Taha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: 4 ^& Y& Z9 e8 q
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.: G$ o, ^  H7 U- q  T& E2 j3 F
"Don't be selfish!" I said.* M: ?0 n  Y9 J
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!" 4 n% [$ a0 Y9 r/ e/ q. ^
I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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+ v, Q' q4 g4 P1 D# S' yRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
2 m- J1 |* J' J/ E4 |9 `"Don't be selfish!" I said.
4 x, _# I9 r0 k% x" uMy boy's eyes turned ...
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, g- K2 I; U: S2 g好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表 - K4 v. l2 t( D
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& G" j  y. N* l9 _7 U好好吃

3 [7 [. E! F5 y9 R8 Tha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: 8 ?1 F, T0 i% \) z- m- q  q
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
3 v  S4 f+ L/ b"Don't be selfish!" I said.' W" R" R$ B7 U+ z2 J, v! b
My boy's eyes turned ...
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! P; i8 H6 x9 i0 O4 M1 ?Aha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 , R5 b1 S7 E& N  A+ ^

- J% Z+ T9 Z6 o* u0 Jaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.' @$ z" s/ W* w; H( i
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
; [, c/ C( {9 u, u+ h' [My boy's eyes turned ...
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4 {/ \! F$ U( B! _8 fThanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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