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Kids in Church _& ]2 X3 s9 m9 S. V
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3-year-old Reese :9 ?5 c6 q, g1 V$ k! |8 q7 I3 W
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
) b: ]# T. N9 v T% UHarold is his name.& N) b% |1 F, {3 k1 g& z8 A
Amen."/ L/ F9 s8 H# E6 i+ P
: C) M* H' l2 E2 u! ?! l9 x. ]A little boy was overheard praying:( k7 s# r2 Z2 H* s9 p, J
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
) S+ l% c& t* [+ Kdon't worry about it.+ j9 A- \% H0 {
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother/ ~- z3 O) q0 {
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
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# r) l1 {; \1 ]( N' Q) h. Shim three times what was wrong. Finally, the& L- p2 M: ?4 a" O
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
4 q: q* J3 r& |9 tus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
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One particular four-year-old prayed,( A$ b3 S: t; ?; c
"And forgive us our trash baskets as9 a. e; T5 V; N- D
we forgive those who put trash in our( ]# y; b: O; O* |' h) }5 F
baskets."- B2 ?+ {: W0 _ ?" @$ N8 {4 u/ `4 O
1 A! j2 S. Z) ]8 TA Sunday school teacher asked her- N0 u% f7 v5 X( r0 a' N2 T
children as they were on the way to& _3 Z l& c' e( n5 `/ l9 f2 U2 U
Church service, "and why is it necessary. t6 ]9 L. m' }8 Z" n, l# Y6 m
to be quiet in Church?", p5 [1 B* S# d1 R
One bright little girl replied,
3 G$ I$ t" A1 H* c5 c"Because people are sleeping.": x% L! d+ _# w- G# D+ j
' Z y8 Y" n: z; XA mother was preparing pancakes for
7 A4 `5 k, F6 h sher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
+ E# @1 s/ C; n9 DThe boys began to argue over who would1 u+ K% a) J( p: m/ G" t. @
get the first pancake.8 M2 F4 Z) X+ `
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
; p- T4 V: T7 q7 v) Qmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
+ |/ D* U8 o% v, e3 Awould say, 'Let my brother have the
# F- O5 p6 N( Efirst pancake, I can wait' ."- @& y: T/ _& ]
Kevin turned to his younger brother and6 n5 O$ E9 H9 A* \ O- R
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children
: J( y3 c$ t+ V4 s5 x Mwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,; X7 \8 {$ X9 u$ N! g+ I
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
; {$ r- {% w, p& |5 j$ |where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
( g; _3 T2 C5 T. ?* v2 U* [2 j( H"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.% M# Z/ {0 _3 S; H' U/ M3 k
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
9 s' M6 r |( t+ K; I8 L8 iThe boy thought a moment and then said,4 {; ^9 j; j$ x
"Did God throw him back down?"1 F8 }) \( U! c/ N- {
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A wife invited some people to dinner.# V$ w/ z- K# j0 K8 r+ K) o
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old4 p9 K+ Q' t) m6 D! L
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the0 G8 H: `/ A: ]0 r: B
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The6 ^$ ?8 x0 P0 s( x
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
" g2 F9 J0 [, d+ KThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head9 y3 o3 E1 j3 I2 c: g g$ a
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these5 g* B% B7 J' B8 z
people to dinner?". O& S( h! y8 D4 I9 v
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Cheers!!!4 e, r) j2 S4 z( r9 h
3 i' Y; J/ k1 [5 bPeace, love and happines! |
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