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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church
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6 W  f0 T$ i  U; V5 V; Y3-year-old Reese :
2 ^3 W. b9 _: u# a* H"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,$ }1 G, l( [6 n1 ]5 \
Harold is his name.9 \/ L* p* n+ ?. D4 u5 j+ }
Amen.", E0 ]; [3 w" a

; g- u" r' o7 Z- ZA little boy was overheard praying:& U' U, u8 o$ l% S' \
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
* Z" {% J+ g5 [  M8 J+ Odon't worry about it./ O5 w# r2 H( ~/ C9 F( h
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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8 z. d7 X$ ]7 _; A5 PAfter the christening of his baby brother
4 s5 `7 x& l1 ]3 N  ?in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
0 ?4 ?3 X" |; }, ^2 E1 [/ T  ?in the back seat of the car. His father asked
* ~+ @, T$ h* M& Ihim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
7 L1 d; c; g, n; V$ C" Y/ G( q6 cboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
( y+ M6 w- {2 v4 Q: @: H4 O5 Lus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted2 G2 n0 @! b! {9 U* f+ u" M  A
to stay with you guys."
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8 j3 D0 f8 o6 e0 y. s9 Q3 aOne particular four-year-old prayed,! x  c& b6 A) g' y% e
"And forgive us our trash baskets as8 G0 J0 f& K% y/ m. E  `7 \9 {" f
we forgive those who put trash in our
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- a( R/ x8 l- }* c! |+ TA Sunday school teacher asked her
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Church service, "and why is it necessary6 |! m  ^8 w  L& y) ~! T
to be quiet in Church?", n" o3 e! f* R7 ?# s$ L
One bright little girl replied,& k% r9 T- n% B/ U: i7 ^  r' C
"Because people are sleeping."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for
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The boys began to argue over who would1 J) i& Y1 E6 N* T- a1 Y
get the first pancake.
/ s8 P; R1 u- X& M* DTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
- F; q9 S7 J4 r; h$ S5 Hmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
$ q2 H. K# }% l( K: e/ `9 cwould say, 'Let my brother have the- Y9 a6 y% Y% [0 q! A+ x
first pancake, I can wait' .". @5 V3 j4 N/ v  g& [* \
Kevin turned to his younger brother and8 G: v# @; A. M
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"7 M7 H7 n" Q# w8 a$ t$ \

7 t$ d& T6 l; k' P! p" hA father was at the beach with his children
8 \0 V$ D  s0 [1 ^4 u$ Wwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,. ^8 E0 _# x! E' Y" r9 |
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
/ p. Z% @5 U3 Swhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
* A$ H! _. g* S, }1 @; q! c"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.$ h# v* Y9 z* s2 F7 }: D) ?& r% g
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
/ A8 f8 w* `0 M/ xThe boy thought a moment and then said,. K0 C$ q8 Q9 i/ z, J: {
"Did God throw him back down?"1 R6 Y; h9 k/ i/ I) Z7 y- ]+ V

% V( ^: [7 I& HA wife invited some people to dinner.
7 p, l( b/ o; C& C" R' BAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old! q& b% ?5 j9 p8 q* l4 K0 w
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the  H" Y- z7 Q9 h
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
0 P9 B3 z$ }! }) `/ y9 Qgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
' o) Z5 A. b/ e* O4 c+ O) g9 A  lThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head1 ]: a' _, w( |7 k3 k/ q
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
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Cheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
! v8 H# p$ j: U1 j+ SVery funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: ( T8 T6 ]- A  U
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
: B- ?4 `$ U% j/ h+ t"Don't be selfish!" I said.
* H* @! f: o6 [$ i# bMy boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
" z( H5 S) t" t9 a+ c9 LI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 7 m9 a% U$ _. N; ^0 p

) u1 Z0 G5 t4 I# Gaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: ' v5 f7 l$ c; T# h5 W- Y3 v

' l; B, l- l9 \3 FRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
( w: C4 u5 E# t& u5 @6 |9 B6 {"Don't be selfish!" I said.) L7 H! H! a+ I7 r/ y
My boy's eyes turned ...
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好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表 . ~3 B5 Y) V/ L% L
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0 m: Z  S. h6 }' P7 |9 e* s4 L$ x# q好好吃

  i) E5 c- A) C  o- J* X; v7 Wha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 5 q* Z6 k3 l6 v1 `6 T
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: 2 W! m7 d4 L5 @. w4 y% I

# D2 I5 [) `+ ?/ c3 \( ^0 W: T" @$ SRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.3 ^% F: f! ?% n. L  b" [- h7 Y
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
/ ]) Y0 r& X0 X" b* |% OMy boy's eyes turned ...
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Aha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
; ^; U  z1 ~, H4 H& [3 ~/ C"Don't be selfish!" I said.
" {) B; M+ s  y/ cMy boy's eyes turned ...

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4 f9 z0 l1 n/ n9 p7 PThanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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