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Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :
% }" H8 A8 e6 T: d"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,1 S" w! h8 k/ F( `5 Y* s. D
Harold is his name.
: v: k) N6 p) PAmen."
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7 u4 f; g1 z- R$ { T6 J$ D$ pA little boy was overheard praying:( T3 I2 X& A$ s% F+ p" b4 j3 s
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,; B0 w: z& i. ~ e3 R4 ^7 z: l
don't worry about it.& @8 g7 j3 ]" Y; C
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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V1 G# P; G, Y2 T, c! hAfter the christening of his baby brother
9 d! h4 u( v9 |; m9 Qin church, Jason sobbed all the way home9 O. \: N9 }( U* Q( l3 Y
in the back seat of the car. His father asked- `: R& a$ N4 W0 ]- y: V
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
) J* b* X9 i% Cboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted+ x( w0 k" C; G q- M
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
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One particular four-year-old prayed,4 e' Z; ]( I L7 p
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
/ Q1 b# N/ }( Awe forgive those who put trash in our
0 c5 O) z3 n. H) o4 I3 gbaskets."5 P8 l% u1 y5 ^3 C6 |3 {+ f: x1 D
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
, x, `: G# k" m1 I2 v! B$ r ^7 rchildren as they were on the way to6 U, ~ i8 s3 m, Q8 l! j3 g
Church service, "and why is it necessary7 W v3 i5 f/ l
to be quiet in Church?"( B7 X+ T( z* C* n+ H# Z+ C) p
One bright little girl replied,
! H% [! }7 c! T5 H"Because people are sleeping."6 k2 g( H2 Q6 J: G' M# j @6 A
7 e) q) M( r' IA mother was preparing pancakes for( J& b) Q/ t" u
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.! I/ [: y$ n$ r! A7 Z6 f
The boys began to argue over who would
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Their mother saw the opportunity for a3 b5 j" a1 S$ D; k* E0 q
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
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first pancake, I can wait' ."
9 G9 H& S8 n8 q% p* @7 kKevin turned to his younger brother and4 L. j2 v2 r. B* w* |9 v: o
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !", B1 v" K E# s0 |' ?% v
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A father was at the beach with his children6 X+ _! ~* c Z, H' o" |
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
' K% ~8 @& A+ ?; f* @0 Ygrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore: Q1 n' ~- r9 K! `" N& J
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.. L2 f8 I2 Y& s [9 W- k" B
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
2 M2 Z, P( H+ H8 O/ C# ^/ y"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
" q/ d- }" P3 P; G0 }The boy thought a moment and then said,
, ?% ~% l" Y8 ?/ U h0 O" D9 u"Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner.* S* g' N y* n8 t
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old" o5 m$ b$ y) Z% [) A
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
3 C. \4 c9 M8 F: h- ]blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
1 F c# c( Y+ x H8 U9 pgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."' j% u% v s" c, q
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
$ b Q! l- Y4 l& K" X* L2 {) dand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
; E' G1 O- ^+ X' i/ J+ a: mpeople to dinner?"9 P, r. z9 j9 z* W5 A- a
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Cheers!!!" s+ u' [( F, O' U3 Q- b, J
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Peace, love and happines! |
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