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Kids in Church
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/ ]2 m) a% ?1 T" b3-year-old Reese :- D2 Z O$ t5 n6 j& M
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
# q) o/ l: M; ]: \0 \Harold is his name.
& ^& u3 C% n: e ~; QAmen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:6 f- B$ k& r5 B- K2 R) s3 |! h8 L
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, q5 \/ ]! Q* i& r; S0 C
don't worry about it.
8 R+ G! |& j! _/ fI'm having a real good time like I am."/ x: N9 E) X& p( u
! t3 F; W+ M) `$ c# F8 @1 F- V" _After the christening of his baby brother
/ c# ]9 C* U2 B1 xin church, Jason sobbed all the way home* A, @7 e/ I9 `; V; f5 n0 W
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
3 ~7 s8 W% F+ T4 W5 g( fhim three times what was wrong. Finally, the7 n: Y* f: O) `
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
9 f- P4 j8 S6 Kus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted* }- I" P* S# U# j) g
to stay with you guys."
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, M! [8 ]2 z4 |1 ~One particular four-year-old prayed,# u$ ` m6 w+ }: J+ q( c
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
& s! m' R3 j2 k s% b! j1 Hwe forgive those who put trash in our
; t2 H2 E; d5 o% e2 Bbaskets."8 O0 t; u& m6 t4 s- n# N8 D
: M. i& P% p7 X3 Z! ~) v# ?# }A Sunday school teacher asked her
( s4 N- v0 y% E4 g Y6 i. ~ c1 k( Ichildren as they were on the way to: |7 [9 ~8 ?" d. D
Church service, "and why is it necessary
z9 f# j- a' x3 \3 d0 Gto be quiet in Church?"
4 I& X* |0 L% {0 U) d& Y& nOne bright little girl replied,
0 D- {8 G# t8 ^0 e( g& @8 }"Because people are sleeping."8 k+ H# m V1 a! K' j# `
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A mother was preparing pancakes for
1 f6 S# r0 l( b( Iher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.& X4 n, A* i Y/ n$ b
The boys began to argue over who would0 u1 W. S: R, [: P) Q
get the first pancake.
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moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
: p1 [* x- ^" H( G T) \would say, 'Let my brother have the
% s& n! J8 N5 O$ ofirst pancake, I can wait' ."
% `& v+ C9 i$ \7 D8 q9 KKevin turned to his younger brother and
$ Y0 _+ U1 U2 @) hsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children
, Y/ X3 B; @1 C2 G; r9 {when the four-year-old son ran up to him,# R6 p: T& L+ k% W2 t8 v
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
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& L: ~1 ~( k- v0 @; y! ["Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
H4 b H1 i4 B& }, p: o9 ?"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.! \* l% I0 G1 i- b2 m; @1 p8 A- j3 O
The boy thought a moment and then said," j( `; ]# O. ~8 D
"Did God throw him back down?". e6 \* m% p: [0 v7 e2 j+ R- s
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
' O+ \8 q7 m. c! z0 w+ F7 D0 zAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
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blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The! C" {9 A3 P; Y( v" q
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."' Z* f9 f* G$ P# D& y: l
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head: S( h8 H: J2 @6 r" u/ y4 a# g2 B# D
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these ^3 Q" X' |% ^* }0 r" b7 e
people to dinner?". ?3 [+ }' e& z: J- \5 E+ x
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Cheers!!!' z8 K3 D9 x/ o' w$ n
% w% _! p; t% [& r2 }3 bPeace, love and happines! |
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