可爱可笑的孩童

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Kids in Church

3-year-old Reese :
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
Harold is his name.
4 ]5 g5 J8 M5 C! u: A7 RAmen."

A little boy was overheard praying:
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
$ z+ O& [- w2 F3 L+ e7 qdon't worry about it.
+ H. H& J( B1 u+ H5 F+ kI'm having a real good time like I am."

# P- w% Z6 g1 b, T; r  DAfter the christening of his baby brother
, f; R5 l3 \! L5 c' b+ lin church, Jason sobbed all the way home
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
to stay with you guys."
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' ~# r* Z& e5 h0 C; SOne particular four-year-old prayed,
- \# c/ p2 ^  l"And forgive us our trash baskets as
we forgive those who put trash in our
baskets."
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- T" ~+ O8 g) L0 _' H) YA Sunday school teacher asked her
, h! W0 t) i0 |1 @children as they were on the way to
: F9 I2 j) U% ?" e' CChurch service, "and why is it necessary
to be quiet in Church?"
One bright little girl replied,
"Because people are sleeping."
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* P) k9 ~' U0 x) A2 jA mother was preparing pancakes for
3 C5 s3 Z% S, D2 Q) F- p  T5 oher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
The boys began to argue over who would
get the first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
* U& s$ k1 k2 V* O% H0 b. Mmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
! S. a1 U+ ~3 y5 P, J% Fwould say, 'Let my brother have the
7 Z$ C  Q( y  R! x5 S2 r9 bfirst pancake, I can wait' ."
6 k, P' V* U- @, S9 @5 i# \7 aKevin turned to his younger brother and
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"

A father was at the beach with his children
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
9 G9 a" n6 T& s0 S/ m/ a8 xgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
4 S) `- c- D2 M+ M"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
2 ^% e8 [4 `( U1 K+ k" |1 Q"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
" v/ x( ^# ^% c9 v" wThe boy thought a moment and then said,
"Did God throw him back down?"
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' ~) [0 {4 q7 [) q" X  DA wife invited some people to dinner.
& l2 y5 Y6 r1 J5 |% ]1 ^At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
' Q3 ]9 Y1 W' {8 U7 p9 v+ qblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
9 M) p. `$ Q; l, g' |9 rThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
" O' G/ b2 W+ j6 qpeople to dinner?"
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1 {' `) H! i2 f0 d" jCheers!!!

Peace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
. U0 k, x! ~: c2 \* w; Q5 s( ]% G"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
1 C% \. A) v1 X2 e6 `I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
$ O- O0 L9 v; n2 l1 @+ M8 |, P9 ?( RMy boy's eyes turned ...

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好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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. X* q4 L7 ?7 r# q! M5 @) z1 Y3 ^好好吃

ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

4 R! L0 z: n; g6 A1 waha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

3 }4 [- O* i6 b: L) E; }Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
& g. a% R" {7 h' T& K8 f# Q* g* b"Don't be selfish!" I said.
* T# h& R* i% CMy boy's eyes turned ...

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Aha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

8 s# L; }' c6 J. w* V, q* qaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

' W* ~$ k3 y0 d% ]& O/ ~- [Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby