可爱可笑的孩童

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Kids in Church

" b6 x& d) `8 b! W3-year-old Reese :
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
Harold is his name.
7 A* c; F* v% L7 ?  q5 _8 F6 ~* VAmen."

A little boy was overheard praying:
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
- s: P) y  F6 mdon't worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am."

After the christening of his baby brother
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
1 _1 d8 ]# a! ~7 whim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
; d& e: x- C) E6 @' gus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
9 Y  B# w4 C4 ]8 Tto stay with you guys."

One particular four-year-old prayed,
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
we forgive those who put trash in our
9 u2 F: {: Y# H$ Qbaskets."
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3 E0 y  [( Y9 T. F- h; C9 wA Sunday school teacher asked her
* `0 ^/ L. x/ }) ?) Q2 Wchildren as they were on the way to
, Z. n$ J4 u" [Church service, "and why is it necessary
- R" r) h% g/ _; j( Nto be quiet in Church?"
+ J: L' l5 O1 x+ w) i% l3 AOne bright little girl replied,
"Because people are sleeping."
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. j! N+ [1 E7 B1 c( R: @& bA mother was preparing pancakes for
  j+ p% ^. `: Q) d8 C$ t# gher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
8 k) L' ?5 H# S1 }' C: UThe boys began to argue over who would
get the first pancake.
" B& T. I) M, {/ _+ e3 a& DTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
/ U% P3 A8 E' ^2 b6 j2 L5 Omoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
  m) o5 ?+ X$ W: }4 ]0 @( Jwould say, 'Let my brother have the
) @: `+ x; n1 ]2 k& Z2 ~+ wfirst pancake, I can wait' ."
# b4 N: w( G8 [( I0 iKevin turned to his younger brother and
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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/ \; u& s8 i: ]0 E0 l) CA father was at the beach with his children
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
# W  ?( L7 M: ~, Q  hgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
: I/ F. o5 K- T5 p, Nwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
* O- ]5 x( ?/ N: W: d( ~8 J  O"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
+ M& o2 K) m$ ?5 d"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
The boy thought a moment and then said,
"Did God throw him back down?"

7 a* R  x8 g1 T. l' I1 ?% hA wife invited some people to dinner.
2 `3 i  J& Q0 S4 h0 X7 u  T% yAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
4 T' l  ^$ U$ z! x6 Qdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
/ x5 F6 i+ G; B: b$ t; m6 ~) N: d2 eblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
people to dinner?"

6 r  q6 g$ x9 t3 s& F& bCheers!!!

( M: N9 |5 F4 Q8 aPeace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
$ K8 z0 Z7 u+ b5 lVery funny stories. Kids are so cute!

; T$ h, w- ^/ X2 w( l5 vaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
- y+ j$ O5 e  I"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
  w  L9 S; J  X; D! N  `I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
4 l$ k9 m7 M1 }0 a6 C+ ]
! i0 [( C6 @3 l' H& c6 RRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
* h7 U) S% g; v, \"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

9 b; e, }# Z9 {好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表


- N' }  Q. k+ n: K) u8 z' S+ B好好吃

$ x+ f1 U. P3 u+ Z: H9 Zha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
/ Y$ p8 a' n- b2 n" Y, F
& Q. n9 p) {6 y8 ^$ g- jRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
- T/ y( p. V4 Y* r9 n5 ^9 V"Don't be selfish!" I said.
2 R: \& h6 B* A, Q9 WMy boy's eyes turned ...

Aha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
8 J9 G3 H! f, \
Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

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Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby