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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church7 \  U; x# f& J& D% y

8 X/ q; X8 z/ W9 t: D3-year-old Reese :
. P3 s* m: R8 `$ [' P) G  Y"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,, b  A/ q; i3 g) E
Harold is his name.' v' {& C' |6 O: g# o: d) a
Amen."+ i6 j  A, D  e  O- ]1 {+ r

3 p! t; ]  ]! B/ s6 j/ }A little boy was overheard praying:$ V! q% G  y1 {6 Z5 Z
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
, }9 x4 _8 ^) K* o- K+ B$ wdon't worry about it.- e* W$ K3 ]; n( H" g9 W. r
I'm having a real good time like I am."8 `) Y( L4 d! X) J& Y% x: W1 O

( _$ G6 I1 l0 Q" tAfter the christening of his baby brother
( E/ ]3 T& {1 d; ]: W8 i7 uin church, Jason sobbed all the way home
, N6 P. r0 n  D9 T, kin the back seat of the car. His father asked
1 U% H& ^1 q* khim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
7 n2 L4 b2 W" s- c9 t8 ^boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted7 r+ i& i! N# @+ P5 u; d7 H, d
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
8 Z6 B6 b' i+ y$ u) E8 X! Uto stay with you guys."
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6 d0 o" ^2 ]% C4 z! a7 z# @One particular four-year-old prayed,
- G, G7 u3 V  h"And forgive us our trash baskets as- J6 F+ L, ]3 [7 O) h1 [
we forgive those who put trash in our
# L  P$ I7 t6 s/ _baskets.": |# v1 N1 f+ [/ z/ |% l- n

! ^6 B6 Y1 G8 }A Sunday school teacher asked her  t# q) P% a) [+ C1 Y5 l2 ?
children as they were on the way to' U5 }: \2 J& W. \2 U$ e
Church service, "and why is it necessary# y- z* O. k* F1 K
to be quiet in Church?": X# |" }* B% Z+ q9 T/ {
One bright little girl replied,
4 K$ a# ^1 g  s. C6 f$ b  B1 e" s- N) B"Because people are sleeping."- U5 n, v( s* P" S. G: D. G
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A mother was preparing pancakes for
, I  P4 R% g6 B3 Zher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
: Y: E% k' N9 V7 [9 j& B" }The boys began to argue over who would6 ?9 A! l9 o7 _/ {6 t7 M
get the first pancake.- J( B/ u  r4 S# [- T" |% D
Their mother saw the opportunity for a" @: h8 c4 f( N/ T* b
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He" }, o1 o8 S+ u3 y( x# N
would say, 'Let my brother have the
4 U9 u  |+ N: W  \first pancake, I can wait' .") Y3 k6 S) t& B0 X5 c3 f+ y$ p8 O" J  j
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
  l; w1 ?- H4 y4 H( \; S9 I/ _) Rsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children& q. d  u* G0 R+ V! `% y0 U
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,( }* l8 f! s+ E/ `6 P4 T) u
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
, T# B. ^# t7 S3 P4 owhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.! \( D; W+ E! z. F% E# L2 M' G# t# K3 e
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.: s; t( p% L$ l+ ^' Z1 ]$ w
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
1 T/ i  P5 e. a  C  |  n3 a& oThe boy thought a moment and then said,
; ?" e: \2 V1 l( ^5 _& A( x0 ["Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner.3 i4 e. R; O% ?9 j
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
! @1 U. S' J5 G% adaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
/ R1 r; R( U9 C" f( T, `blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
% ~  D; ^; Q$ d8 o+ X% n5 [" m# ugirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."1 }, ^% x' @* Q/ M  P- s
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head/ o$ Z. P7 f5 q$ s
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these8 [( H4 c+ L/ }
people to dinner?"$ q2 }0 i$ ?$ F) L

# x0 c& \7 L3 X! q0 e9 \+ r( vCheers!!!  I5 u; G2 }5 S* x- B) `
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Peace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
" f% P; R" d7 p+ ]5 f5 s# IVery funny stories. Kids are so cute!

2 d$ B0 o0 @' M- k1 Kaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: & \( z( t2 c+ {* I( O: V

1 [' B9 X0 q. {# O! [3 lRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.0 w2 w. j0 D6 S4 [+ A( k
"Don't be selfish!" I said., R- Y0 S9 w9 G' d. [$ i
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
0 T9 H9 B4 q: w" J. L6 wI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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4 l7 C+ I- \5 F7 kaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: ( }8 a1 A. h" _4 l  X9 _. d  S0 I
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.5 N. i' ]% F4 x( ~7 s3 G% v# a6 @
"Don't be selfish!" I said.0 N7 m3 _- E+ _7 e$ b& n
My boy's eyes turned ...
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. U& ^! p' r8 o好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表 ! h* P# l1 e0 H5 @

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好好吃
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ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 - {; ?7 {3 v/ F# A
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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" Z4 G# h8 Q0 g( \Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
$ B" R( w1 E5 e"Don't be selfish!" I said.
" p' O% \0 U! N( d% b8 K6 {" |2 TMy boy's eyes turned ...

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) B4 z6 b3 [- s8 {- ^) dAha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 3 o" L4 [6 t& S9 w$ ^. m: B& C
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.0 m0 I, d+ b7 S% d: C
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
- L( [3 W) M9 c4 ?+ |My boy's eyes turned ...
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) y# F. J/ c; f! S. |0 dThanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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发表于 2008-2-20 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
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