可爱可笑的孩童

没心没肺

Kids in Church
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! B3 y! T" |8 V% h5 T/ M* w3-year-old Reese :
( S: F2 ^4 Q& x7 y  e"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
Harold is his name.
' F. K; j+ @6 ?) C- |) V' \Amen."
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# ?' A0 E8 I, a) v5 s  j2 @A little boy was overheard praying:
- a6 Q, N3 ~% I2 T! ^"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
don't worry about it.
4 m1 ~$ ~" z  t: U) p4 J( v' T5 vI'm having a real good time like I am."

After the christening of his baby brother
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
( V( M. `. W( q, Mhim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
8 i: b- e1 D' ~, H; p; |$ H  Yboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
$ e- j+ Z& `0 _9 zto stay with you guys."

$ l3 ?( N/ r. ]8 D) \; \One particular four-year-old prayed,
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
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baskets."
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
children as they were on the way to
Church service, "and why is it necessary
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"Because people are sleeping."

A mother was preparing pancakes for
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1 P' j" n7 L" a8 A+ h  nThe boys began to argue over who would
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Their mother saw the opportunity for a
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
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first pancake, I can wait' ."
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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& w5 T$ v- H- f$ p4 lA father was at the beach with his children
& |/ O' U6 U4 f/ }% p2 m2 a6 d% swhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,
* S7 G2 n8 G$ G* ]grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
' U* W9 D/ |. ^1 ]9 f"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
The boy thought a moment and then said,
# h( X# G& k1 t, l"Did God throw him back down?"
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) ^; |  A" ?) w% [A wife invited some people to dinner.
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
8 |2 V% m" R8 Q0 J; w+ q- VThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
people to dinner?"

Cheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
$ `' z$ a, e2 l3 H; w: t) x" qVery funny stories. Kids are so cute!

. p5 c8 x5 C& v) oaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

! f6 _7 `& D: `Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
* `3 E) |% d) j" J. {9 K* C"Don't be selfish!" I said.
; @% Z4 [' C4 c) D. |7 A) }% r% tMy boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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$ S. \3 `5 {* oRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

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三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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好好吃

% B  D5 z7 G+ U  C" v! i$ h- oha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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* C. Q3 |( d" y6 ]& x# ~3 q! h8 N" Laha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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" e" R( K$ M1 l8 r& hRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
, j$ t* A& R  M) ~# E6 u+ w"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

8 m/ [2 B! Z: |7 hAha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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+ @9 O: Z7 E4 y) WRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

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Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby