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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church9 m/ K  @( X+ T4 X: J$ `( v

# `* p4 m( k  b2 y* O! x3-year-old Reese :
" i% Y8 b9 J& {# y$ D9 U"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
5 A/ p( D; l  w. n: P" C: FHarold is his name.! j4 s4 z/ E7 ]1 _' g/ R2 g
Amen."- V3 R: B* k% Q
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A little boy was overheard praying:" h/ P% A0 c5 f5 K
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,2 [$ ?8 C: U! c3 U
don't worry about it.0 ~& Y4 k5 R8 @7 t" _5 w
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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* X( g( A) M' ]* D: v4 K; nAfter the christening of his baby brother
& p( W( @9 {, Zin church, Jason sobbed all the way home+ \, E# F% X3 Q" }  ?. E3 [. i& F
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
9 T; B; b! N! Z  zhim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
9 I( z. u' n; Y/ }boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
& Y8 ~3 X5 A* x6 c. W5 A- X' T# lus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted& q- E. i# S8 j2 a: t
to stay with you guys."# ^5 F$ D  R: f+ h& l

0 G7 R) U. D6 z5 ~9 jOne particular four-year-old prayed,( B* N8 h  {5 V+ h: B9 f
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
6 j) j' n  ~  `, b6 `& kwe forgive those who put trash in our4 w3 Q  D& E1 C0 L3 ?& t) m
baskets."
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
/ L( x, X+ G; b  r% Achildren as they were on the way to
& n* D" e2 G- R' g+ B: lChurch service, "and why is it necessary
4 W8 I0 r' G/ A% s5 d( \to be quiet in Church?"6 {2 b$ P1 c& I/ [
One bright little girl replied,
6 d$ H' ^  g6 f' Q"Because people are sleeping."; g# [: ?+ T$ |4 V9 Z7 P$ E' N' {
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A mother was preparing pancakes for
1 l: `7 Y! m9 r8 s$ k& nher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
8 R- T' k% B+ y6 sThe boys began to argue over who would3 q0 u( V  Z5 ]1 ~
get the first pancake.
0 ]5 l# h* [1 O; J- i; RTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
( d5 c: X: b1 J  R9 emoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He" f' j& D' g% N+ T/ u
would say, 'Let my brother have the
0 N  k  }& z# i% Bfirst pancake, I can wait' ."8 @' ?8 |2 ?; S
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
6 y. H/ c8 F0 l( N5 V' g. csaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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# {; o$ C6 _8 Y$ V4 j, }. ZA father was at the beach with his children. Z( p5 T' H2 z* \
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,! S8 \) c: r8 {1 g" c1 z
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore- c" A% N- {8 ~3 z7 t8 w: U' C4 L' W
where a seagull lay dead in the sand., I1 I* ]7 M% \
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
( m! o# W7 a; |( [. W( l: f/ J"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
; ?9 f9 S/ I. U) {The boy thought a moment and then said,
% d! `5 D+ u1 s+ v& y- `"Did God throw him back down?"
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) M- N) Y0 g! U0 q! s$ \A wife invited some people to dinner.
/ g$ B, l$ ^+ v6 V! D( HAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old+ \$ d5 m6 M5 T2 C
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
  E  ~4 \- t5 V; rblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
! E7 D+ p1 ]+ b9 fgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."9 G6 ^9 Q+ Z  J! ]
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head0 w% ^: L9 U3 u8 l
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
! \5 O: M& C) s3 ?9 h) w3 {people to dinner?"
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Cheers!!!, x5 l/ i- w6 N% d' T6 p

! n& C/ C; Z) zPeace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
2 _: n8 e+ w1 A" eVery funny stories. Kids are so cute!

$ a8 U7 V  ?/ U. q1 uaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: & J' y: E- S% r
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.8 M) x# V$ O& ^2 ~7 B* e
"Don't be selfish!" I said.# K5 ^1 r. r6 |
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!" ' f) G1 I% ~0 o' }
I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 5 ^1 v" L" v$ Z$ m$ G! B& I( D
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
: E. N' j$ ]% Q$ ?5 V8 }8 O"Don't be selfish!" I said.  h) f# h) \) O  H2 w
My boy's eyes turned ...
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好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表 ; M$ {% [. f8 Z- Y6 i

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$ ^4 A7 k" z. e5 Y( w好好吃

4 v  b" `, P. X( q: l9 gha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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; L8 w2 ~6 |4 p. naha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: : f& ~$ l5 A: s) k$ x. u! o2 w

% T! g8 ~! \3 {Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
) h! e4 m' E# ~  q* m# N) a"Don't be selfish!" I said.  C5 |3 P, i$ X4 w' o
My boy's eyes turned ...
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5 _1 H% m, c; U* D4 V" EAha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 + W9 h, e) y2 b5 u$ g* y6 [2 Z: @

: A* x/ D) W2 x% w& taha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: 1 t( e$ E! R, c9 B6 N! K: j5 }
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
5 U- e, v! K  E! C) K"Don't be selfish!" I said.
) ]: v: k( R% k% w% `% IMy boy's eyes turned ...

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5 j. b' ?+ x0 F5 z$ @* EThanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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