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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN :
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8 ]9 ^8 P' X0 R* \Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
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( M: w4 | E* B9 o4 C) ^! E4 |Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. ) p. Z: U8 R# m+ D
* w; O# s e* a& a% ]0 vIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.' b& G' c5 y/ f
- {- e: |+ }! C# n6 q5 t9 ~Look at your womanly physique in the mirror --
F8 A W% g4 c% @4 U4 \2 p* S8 mmake mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.# H; y7 \$ ^0 D
, X, P# L' j; S, l" rGet in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. ! E) R' n W0 j# X
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Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. 4 Q. }$ m) C0 m" z
1 x2 d# s o8 i0 W8 e5 bWash your hair again to make sure it's clean.- d2 m e8 `, w
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Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..
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: A" D: [7 J# W& W$ K PWash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
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) f6 c6 U* n2 _% r+ ?# ]Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. * G4 G" m7 Z5 X0 y. I
; ~9 f6 p8 p6 m4 E" MRinse conditioner off hair.
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Shave armpits and legs.
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Turn off shower.$ L" E1 E4 h/ \( l/ O n
! q, H4 N) c1 s3 iSqueegee off all wet surfaces in shower., g3 P2 ^% V4 O
+ q4 e4 P+ U/ p4 }7 qSpray mold spots with Tilex. 6 D7 V5 ]9 d0 b# t, I( N3 |5 a; g
) R' U- b0 R! u7 CGet out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. 2 |# z* c: U. A7 }; [7 B
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Wrap hair in super absorbent towel. " e( P4 E- ?3 U5 k
+ {5 ^$ L; K- `9 y( vReturn to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. ) f* R ~( n- ]' x: k( j( U
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:
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( p: d6 ]5 y0 `) x2 \Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. * i3 P; w9 \- B* n# x, P
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Walk naked to the bathroom.
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If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound.
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Look at your manly physique in the mirror. ' J8 U; a" N7 Q" s) D! s1 c( L
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Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt. 5 M* I5 R0 v0 e: z& R6 z4 B! D- B/ p
$ s" I4 z2 \( e8 wGet in the shower. Wash your face.Wash your armpits.
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* h X h/ I. C* ^8 {9 ]8 uBlow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
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2 r! ^4 T' S% y1 X% YFart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
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+ H7 ^: k/ K' b7 c0 dSpend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. . d; t7 b' j" \$ E+ p$ R) s
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Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
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2 u# E& h( V' `+ O; v6 \2 y; Z& yWash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
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Pee.
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' p4 q7 @9 ~4 U6 ]( oRinse off and get out of shower. 8 G7 o" ?9 U4 a# L+ T
* Y7 z8 A- C( @; ^8 g H& LPartially dry off., s% D) r7 p6 D2 n
+ @, }7 w8 p2 }Fail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time. ; F8 f$ A/ g+ P8 Q; g2 d; w/ m8 j
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Admire wiener size in mirror again. 1 [% _' W. H' S+ b
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Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
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Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.
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Throw wet towel on bed.
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If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you. |
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