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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN : ) V. ]! W2 p3 W
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Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.# e& z1 B0 n, B: i
4 e/ {" l5 d L3 ]6 b* ZWalk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. ' t4 ?( w6 l3 O! h9 H$ L# C9 p
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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Look at your womanly physique in the mirror -- ( H! t6 M d! L) A( `
make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.8 v- C7 d; O! V9 h% y6 {2 \
% [4 H" [7 V9 H; I$ {" yGet in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. 4 x( L8 I( M1 n6 C# m
: s; l% ]3 |- Q/ t8 k7 JWash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
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g% @7 x$ y8 R: a- q; IWash your hair again to make sure it's clean.: } Y2 z! R; w9 p) k$ Q
, B! w* d" @4 A( e# OCondition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..
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6 R) [7 V' I K2 B5 ~Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. - Y$ _9 |3 `2 ^$ W9 E
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Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
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9 U7 M2 r }0 T% r7 D f; CRinse conditioner off hair.2 g; w! y# H0 H& U/ s7 o* m
6 p! b9 n: M/ K- I4 f, f& ]Shave armpits and legs.
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6 n& j7 z. A# b7 m" C7 gTurn off shower.
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# R% P- l- B$ o+ G; l% JSqueegee off all wet surfaces in shower." I# K/ Z, X7 F+ q
$ f: S5 x5 O2 J3 VSpray mold spots with Tilex. 1 s5 j% r+ ^. v& I! T8 z
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Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. 1 g; }: q4 H0 m3 s" ~
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Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
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: h7 l$ B# G" _8 ^Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
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( O2 ~, P$ C' f' |5 t0 IIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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% h0 Z) Q; r% tHOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN: ( A/ L0 @: D3 B9 m
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Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. 4 d0 f- M. y* N* V0 u
/ l' h# ~' ^/ r, @3 ~Walk naked to the bathroom." C4 v# r8 ]" Y) ?$ o7 S
! j- x* ^3 x6 X8 Q+ fIf you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound.
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Look at your manly physique in the mirror. ! v5 |( n/ Z3 G, w: C
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Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.
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9 R, S: g/ d& J9 o2 t/ bGet in the shower. Wash your face.Wash your armpits.
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Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
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Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. " [& ^1 y5 u; q2 w \2 k1 x3 a6 j8 c
$ a. b7 J1 @4 i$ hSpend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
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# N2 { h0 ^2 O3 j1 I7 E4 EWash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap. ; W o9 _7 o A; I: v2 M
) o0 W3 l0 L* c( ZWash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. C7 N/ L1 e. D
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Pee.
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9 c! m' v+ l" Z* @% h# S2 MRinse off and get out of shower. ) j" ~- l/ `8 `( L/ g! z
# k4 h$ S: f+ i3 t' C" I# hPartially dry off.
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- m; H' w3 L" G5 ?Fail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time. 8 E, X+ O% N( |: k+ j% j; e! C
" y9 f; E+ T; ^& EAdmire wiener size in mirror again. / D6 x2 p5 g$ r7 Q5 S
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Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
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Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.
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Throw wet towel on bed. . z: X% |- ~& g2 j0 `
, l8 n* W! {2 GIf there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you. |
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