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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
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We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that( Q0 Z4 S) N" a9 x
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
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silk pajamas.'
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The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
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The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good. O! v0 u% q% H! _+ ^6 ~$ y
. ~/ H" J m- S! sThe wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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$ O; A! `7 e% H& A$ b/ q- mHe said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why" D0 u% q8 U9 l
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?' c4 i e& Y8 D0 p, o' c
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1 I4 n( \1 c& M4 s. T" }9 R* {The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....' |
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