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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go" y6 r" d3 q( O6 P
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.. E& G Q# `! j0 A7 I9 m( @) V
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week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &; s0 e" y8 O9 v( y
I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
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( k" T% B1 k, ~The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did; G1 y1 ~/ Y2 x& p" d5 |
exactly what her husband asked.
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( j- a) Z+ v P: h# q/ |9 v% |3 W& RThe following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good. C6 {) l$ J2 o/ i
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The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?+ y. a* H t3 z" M) J; c& f/ G; H
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He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why: S4 B8 ?# b1 I8 Z7 o( m5 r
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'' I4 n$ p3 F6 b6 c+ L- k: Y- z; e
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The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....' |
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