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Never lie to a woman

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鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-2-23 22:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
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! U# D2 ^! n; G6 aWe'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that% F8 H5 y9 X1 V2 z7 j
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
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I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
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# ~' m) S3 j. IThe wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
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The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.3 E, |/ y) L8 J0 b* t

6 o; r' R+ w" s  V7 CThe wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?: N' }3 ~% [4 J9 @
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He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why( Z8 U* u3 {# y. P
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'2 _/ q5 e' T% r# X( m! D1 X

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The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-2-24 23:02 | 显示全部楼层
smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?
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发表于 2008-2-25 15:01 | 显示全部楼层
Smart woman.
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发表于 2008-3-2 15:15 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
I read this one before~
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-3-2 21:43 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表 5 D) H: ^. b% S$ g2 }- B
smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

! q3 \5 s3 H* ]' J5 s# ~. h- WCut off his........
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