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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
& @0 \2 P! R- U8 ~) ifishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.& d) I+ ?" G7 c5 S: _- j- c
5 l) W. x9 z$ I5 wWe'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
: f% g( y8 S# B6 PPromotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
% c3 M# [7 r2 \0 I# aweek and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &" M! ^6 s- k, F0 j9 V
I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
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The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
: i) E1 C! l1 X5 s# {exactly what her husband asked.
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The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.* I. S$ A- X. B1 x3 s
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The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?5 n/ ]) g* P/ Z+ R% M/ V7 y' O
5 S2 N' U x" X0 kHe said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why H; r$ J+ x; Q( G1 \# ~
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'$ p# q: O N) l- @, b0 P, k! T2 M
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The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....' |
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