Never lie to a woman

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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.
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We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
' ^2 @2 w/ Q/ oPromotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
# E5 s- H3 [: X$ r% kweek and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
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! W3 F8 a/ l6 R+ \# U  W7 xThe wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
7 I0 P' g9 n4 b- g% ?: Eexactly what her husband asked.
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- }+ z) U5 k+ X5 D; h+ C9 ?The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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1 v$ f: N/ x3 P( V# p' ~# R! AHe said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'
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) R: e7 k: v. d) vThe wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

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I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
* e/ H3 q' h" c3 {7 t. gsmart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

7 {, A4 k4 r0 F- K/ KCut off his........