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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go/ |& ^ L" U6 V. |$ I! F4 e' t) d
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.& T0 M9 j P' d5 O! l( _; x" _
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We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
' _& j7 }; ^4 k; e- G6 |- M* `Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
9 ^7 }& M& T. s* Lweek and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &5 G7 H# k' j4 [' }
I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue0 R: ^* Z' z6 b7 v$ N% ~" u
silk pajamas.'
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The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did6 Q+ l* N/ [. P8 n1 N- ?; l3 @
exactly what her husband asked.5 o# V0 s! h/ T" P# S1 Q. |
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The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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$ Z' q8 T# [/ j* \" gThe wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?! C9 u1 A" B. B0 M! A
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He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
% @, x$ w! Q/ P+ edidn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'3 o: U9 b# |. G/ t- E6 p: j
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The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....' |
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发表于 2008-2-23 22:53
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发表于 2008-2-24 23:02
Smart woman.
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