Never lie to a woman

没心没肺

A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
) ?" u8 Z+ b! b, zfishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.
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' ^% A  K, O( [# x% f2 x! QWe'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
silk pajamas.'

7 K' a0 }. e& xThe wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
exactly what her husband asked.
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4 `# w+ A' d& q* k; yThe following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

; P! b+ L' R) H7 XThe wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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6 P$ f  o9 P) h0 hHe said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'

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The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

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I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

; U& u2 E, r; }6 ^8 S, c& {8 M- lCut off his........