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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
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We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
6 `% O, B2 m/ E" w* Q. O# nPromotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
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I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue8 t! l. P0 u$ H/ s; x
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7 f9 O. E: P: v9 y- R% _The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did9 `- O8 V: M2 M( m. }; U
exactly what her husband asked.
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7 N+ q! A7 e1 v# V& _The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.! c. c5 w, q3 @1 o2 K) s; O
- v0 F9 J8 d& Q0 E. w5 JThe wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
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3 H: k* B7 R3 ?9 o- n8 _# N$ p, o. PThe wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....' |
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发表于 2008-2-23 22:53
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发表于 2008-2-24 23:02
Smart woman.
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