Never lie to a woman

没心没肺

A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
3 @% w+ a; l2 H. Hfishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.
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. i4 `3 q# O1 h2 |/ j$ P8 W1 kWe'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
' n, F7 D8 C$ q" XPromotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
2 E2 x5 U  `# J5 K  Uweek and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
7 O& \! k. l- R) |5 X( C3 Z& @I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
! h$ `1 f5 ~: z2 o  a) f- {- xsilk pajamas.'

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
exactly what her husband asked.
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The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?

He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
, n/ ~( K- w% S8 q& Rdidn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'

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/ F, C; M4 u. L) \( c/ bThe wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

織紗千影

I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Cut off his........