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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go* }1 ]6 R3 }# [$ O" Z+ @7 _; l
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends./ j: j" I6 x! ^3 e6 v' z& W5 Y
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We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
2 g! [( F+ W( d4 k; X, b- j$ ?Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
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I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
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- Z" [ }; `+ M! r$ a/ SThe wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
2 o% [" ~" E1 Qexactly what her husband asked.
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The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.# \ c$ [( Z+ a2 _( y6 m
$ Y- w2 v; G, ~0 kThe wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?1 o8 s8 g/ m7 u1 ^% z5 d1 m5 _
: Z, F4 B* }' W$ L0 pHe said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
; |6 d) N4 A8 P+ V) Wdidn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'
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2 }' t6 z4 ] }: V+ n& M. E7 r7 @- YThe wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....' |
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发表于 2008-2-23 22:53
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发表于 2008-2-24 23:02
Smart woman.
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