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鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-2-23 22:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
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We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that+ W3 A0 ^) T$ F: }5 ^
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a0 y; o- v% J6 Z" B% D
week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
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6 z9 m0 s" V  z; k1 v4 _The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did% M, U2 |* ]5 q) Z# t
exactly what her husband asked.0 c. Q' I& K5 w* Q( I; s
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The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.  s# o( H" i" q7 a5 ~

" L6 a+ k" \% p! Z: H+ i+ T4 OThe wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why# A5 m: ]) _" ?- g, E8 W3 o+ H) r3 N
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'8 l% f/ W4 Z3 [+ T" [, X
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. n- I# K2 z5 @. V" ZThe wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-2-24 23:02 | 显示全部楼层
smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?
鲜花(3) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-2-25 15:01 | 显示全部楼层
Smart woman.
鲜花(2) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-2 15:15 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
I read this one before~
鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
 楼主| 发表于 2008-3-2 21:43 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表 9 R  Q* N1 R: P
smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?
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Cut off his........
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