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鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-2-23 22:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
/ A) @$ j* l' r+ Z5 M; zfishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.( M+ h2 `5 i+ P+ E

& E9 h# @2 S6 U7 Q7 IWe'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
9 X5 e5 G9 Z4 u5 N3 q) RPromotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
/ E/ H; G6 [& w+ R2 nweek and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
2 ]0 c1 G& n2 A8 n! }7 ^) H4 q3 GI will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue6 L& p. G: Z) G$ Y: M. f
silk pajamas.'3 r# q# W+ I2 I0 @" u# a0 R1 ]
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The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
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The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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( L: x  V; a1 ]' \  X- UThe wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?+ K6 P  W! {5 ], n( H! _9 L
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He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why6 k: K$ @9 S* R+ q
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'5 w0 l' _+ ?$ i9 |0 p
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The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-2-24 23:02 | 显示全部楼层
smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?
鲜花(3) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-2-25 15:01 | 显示全部楼层
Smart woman.
鲜花(2) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-2 15:15 | 显示全部楼层
I read this one before~
鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
 楼主| 发表于 2008-3-2 21:43 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
+ M) T, s! Y# A& L  d2 b7 b, K, a2 ismart woman, but what will she do to her husband?
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Cut off his........
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