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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
1 u) o+ C, V# ^$ Afishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.5 n+ `4 z2 Y5 \# p3 S
0 e. o! B) v# v2 G$ G% i: J2 _6 rWe'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
5 O3 U5 n& v9 e/ S3 j; j% JPromotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a- o' r1 g/ L. |! ^7 K$ S
week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
5 M. y$ B7 h# _" h% L c- w! j% ZI will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue% v' ], ?/ C A4 H, h, f k6 }
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The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did0 ]% r. u0 W. {/ m
exactly what her husband asked.
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The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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+ Z. n9 t* g3 j* [1 ~" NThe wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why% R. b( h9 A3 d$ \) a* x
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'
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The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....' |
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