Never lie to a woman

没心没肺

A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
, r+ @  k' |3 L! a# `fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.

We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
7 K0 S+ R  v3 N. e* uPromotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
silk pajamas.'
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The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
/ E1 ?) @7 R0 r! qexactly what her husband asked.

The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

4 y/ H4 H! p8 o& y% }" x; y( _The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?

, W) ]8 b& g2 |" t) J2 X3 K4 x# QHe said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
/ c; Z8 b' w6 h+ L) c; D: Qdidn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'
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The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

織紗千影

I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
/ K- A6 I, d+ V! g, b3 Osmart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Cut off his........