Never lie to a woman

没心没肺

A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.
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5 M2 Q! T# t* \3 x; k! bWe'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
" F7 k2 x* f4 d6 O- ^# I9 II will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
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: H* ^% l- X; @The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
( P& ~- i6 }4 X9 Jexactly what her husband asked.
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& W; r7 l* t5 o3 GThe following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

4 |0 ]* B; l/ K) `1 d0 PThe wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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9 M0 V/ A. A# xHe said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'
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The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

織紗千影

I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
1 Z- C  e- S3 lsmart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

4 i$ m3 x1 Z' U5 [' B$ n) m+ o; T" QCut off his........