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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go# B+ G! B2 i' ]: \; j e N
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.5 A; Q" c& w3 ^2 U! R( U* D
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We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that$ y- e" K! O, |; j6 E
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
8 Y& T7 ]0 {# C" o( b9 C! F D! Rweek and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
; I9 V& b. B- U( H8 N' O. ] MI will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
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* e% h. A8 C. ]1 lThe wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
4 d% D* B* I9 R- V* ~exactly what her husband asked. h k5 z, u4 v5 l
/ L: k7 H r2 t- }5 ^ w- K5 Q2 h9 ^The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?& d5 r& |4 d& D# S. n
! g5 H; u" I3 ^- U' g2 E+ D q5 x/ RHe said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
1 \3 h( U3 o7 odidn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'
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The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....' |
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发表于 2008-2-23 22:53
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发表于 2008-2-24 23:02
Smart woman.
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