Never lie to a woman

没心没肺

A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
/ ^$ h& v& r+ X2 Nfishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.

We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
9 m3 W9 X) C8 x, U" mPromotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
silk pajamas.'
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4 p* P6 D6 m% KThe wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
exactly what her husband asked.
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The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

, I* G+ S2 q; R  g: q* Y3 _The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?

He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
' g( E# b/ w# C' o  p3 Tdidn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'
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The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

織紗千影

I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
. {/ X8 W3 w- y" E3 psmart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

+ y- g, d0 ]4 p" y) SCut off his........