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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go/ L6 C1 }, f' z- G; i; G
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.
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We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that/ s( j7 V* a; a( N
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a: a w' q! i/ U9 P( ?8 t, `
week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
, M" Z4 h) o# v4 n4 T0 ?" iI will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
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The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
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The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.& g7 {0 v5 A9 S8 h
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The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?$ M8 O. X4 c% X" s- V v
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He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
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The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....' |
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发表于 2008-2-23 22:53
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发表于 2008-2-24 23:02
Smart woman.
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