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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
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Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
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I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
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The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did5 p6 d. ]1 i$ e
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The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.0 o4 e3 |3 l) V, I! z i* ?
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The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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9 ^$ h ^6 r$ }7 c/ OHe said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why6 v: q# F" M- T% O
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'
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$ ]5 v7 E& o. `: |, ?0 nThe wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....' |
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