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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go9 B3 X% l% D; O5 H) ^3 _. `
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.
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# f0 e8 S; o) o0 qWe'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
. {+ U8 O+ |) P8 b' g1 O0 |Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a! p" }$ H8 E9 q( u) U) |
week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office && | e4 p& r) K! J% t$ n6 g
I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
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# f+ a& H8 f- R) _ fThe wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
% p2 }' t* J* `$ N1 o P( _ {6 b4 _exactly what her husband asked.
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The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?% X0 E; E! z0 n5 f! W
/ L% N T1 L5 z+ ~' ]( h! XHe said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
1 r: ~3 X$ q$ M2 g4 u0 \% J$ Ydidn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'
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The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....' |
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发表于 2008-2-23 22:53
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发表于 2008-2-24 23:02
Smart woman.
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