Never lie to a woman

没心没肺

A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
) w3 |$ C' `$ }  p) g9 N' }fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.
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2 C2 d% r+ N, Q$ }We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
! U, c0 w: U- i& sPromotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
# ?( H$ g- `% x6 NI will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
silk pajamas.'

6 m& d1 u" X/ g& ~6 }The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
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9 u; H; A: w% l$ qThe following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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- ~4 J9 H" q# w( O7 [' ]. ~He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
- C$ p) O( B& s+ e( fdidn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'
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The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

織紗千影

I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
6 N$ ~2 x* H: g* P7 j( X3 hsmart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Cut off his........