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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
# ?! {& X% K S+ K# \4 lfishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.9 d! c7 l/ F |' L+ d+ J
3 v1 Q2 ]4 s2 y3 \, j. Y% QWe'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
3 H9 n3 [0 x7 \2 xPromotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
" ^0 {; b& w3 t: wweek and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
3 |; T! }( m( r0 h0 J, AI will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue/ c2 ~2 g! E% L2 @9 ^/ i; b
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The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
0 w* Y( I) I0 ~3 D; ]* m9 hexactly what her husband asked.
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The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?" C: M7 t( {9 H
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He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why7 I0 ^& ]7 d( ^$ c& [
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'3 M* Y7 y1 w0 i& ]* E4 K: }, @
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The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....' |
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发表于 2008-2-23 22:53
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发表于 2008-2-24 23:02
Smart woman.
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