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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
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9 w6 f5 A1 B0 v) @We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
$ u P- L k% q2 o" j( p5 [/ fPromotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
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I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
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2 i, f( ~* k+ }The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
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; C0 s+ d) @, P' P) ^The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.5 C$ e5 _& z. T& d7 n. M
. r2 n8 G1 C4 l: Y, P' m* FThe wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?+ S3 f6 h9 A2 l5 t' j
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He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why1 u+ m& }4 l9 j( w6 T8 l" G: y
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'
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9 J' H2 |( L4 m* \+ t$ O$ LThe wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....' |
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