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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
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( f6 a0 N9 z, u& JWe'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that+ f) l8 Z- ~, n- p/ w- m
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
% t' m; U; g y2 n) qweek and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
1 U2 k2 C6 q. }- FI will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
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The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
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The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
# R# i' c0 j$ Q4 H, e7 {3 v! Ydidn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'
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The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....' |
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