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鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-2-23 22:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go8 [' D+ M$ ]" {- {$ z8 X6 \
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.
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% X& I# V8 }$ F5 ZWe'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
$ y6 l$ T- q: [  O2 h7 f- SPromotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
! D( W' h0 v+ G- r/ ~week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &9 Y4 f$ P4 c: f# E- i. O( X
I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue7 w- O- _) l' Q& d3 S; @
silk pajamas.'
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The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
6 K# z* |: h6 n& P3 Kexactly what her husband asked.
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2 N8 K+ i" v( z* v7 i4 pThe following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?7 G+ B+ \7 J( t* [; z) c9 }; `
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He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
. s# @3 ?6 t; z3 Ldidn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'7 {$ q/ p6 q- O# D
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The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-2-24 23:02 | 显示全部楼层
smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?
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发表于 2008-2-25 15:01 | 显示全部楼层
Smart woman.
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发表于 2008-3-2 15:15 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
I read this one before~
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-3-2 21:43 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
* h1 s6 D( K2 L, G0 msmart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

: ]6 s' b0 \2 Y3 }0 h! L/ [Cut off his........
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