Never lie to a woman

没心没肺

A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
+ b, |& W7 j* I) jfishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.

; P/ }7 s; m) K9 g( f* u* {  oWe'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
) ]- o4 ~( m4 y9 g; u1 Fweek and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
% A" a5 M& L! vI will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
* X0 r1 [4 `) s% t/ m5 ?silk pajamas.'
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The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
exactly what her husband asked.

The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
6 C3 S- i) ?3 _: mdidn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'
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2 K) |! w, r& k2 y7 I% j: PThe wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

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I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
! J( S. c6 l% ~, I  z" L2 gsmart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Cut off his........