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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
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Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
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I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
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The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
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The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.! b e$ D2 B, {4 [& k j! I/ w
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The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?( V n* s9 W; M1 x. x0 Q6 U
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He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why& v$ v7 z' {. F
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'
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The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....' |
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