Never lie to a woman

没心没肺

A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
8 E+ m+ V: H% z8 Ffishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.

+ S* x$ `& |8 T5 K  M/ U5 G' WWe'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
0 H5 X5 B4 ?- e0 c- t0 mPromotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
! j3 U& `0 A" X9 Cweek and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
silk pajamas.'
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The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
exactly what her husband asked.

The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
& a5 p: r# ~6 P1 bdidn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'
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The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

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I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
/ n" A& ~8 H" q' Usmart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Cut off his........