Never lie to a woman

没心没肺

A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.

/ j9 j0 v' I" q" c! d* {7 CWe'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
# h- a2 R8 [0 |0 K2 yPromotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
; N3 ?% M2 w0 n9 C! Dweek and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
4 c; J% ]4 `) Z4 z/ X$ }silk pajamas.'
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! o5 Y8 i" O4 U$ H5 NThe wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
exactly what her husband asked.

The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?

He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
0 G% [1 }' M+ b$ i5 J. X' d2 }didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'
) g! ?( q8 j0 a4 E8 h5 p- e

The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

織紗千影

I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

' r( _. I+ }5 a: O3 z; ECut off his........