Never lie to a woman

没心没肺

A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.

4 e0 ^% h9 K' p6 G  DWe'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
8 E, i/ M; Z) i6 YPromotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
9 O. a. l/ g, i$ D  |I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
' o  S! u" M9 ~9 Zsilk pajamas.'
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The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
, h" n% ]* m4 U- u- G% r2 yexactly what her husband asked.

The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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$ w7 @( ~5 ?& P; V: E; z5 GThe wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?

% T% C. n4 p3 ^. ^5 qHe said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
3 H1 v! _% r" o/ _3 Kdidn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'


The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

織紗千影

I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
$ G( {; o9 ?9 ]7 ssmart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

0 _: s9 W3 g: W6 K7 h' S! C' YCut off his........