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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go m5 u+ g% q# ?9 f$ x
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.
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We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that0 ]# u5 q, n/ k
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
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The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
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The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.# L) N7 L/ I) c6 o" |5 c' e
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The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?) Y9 c' [' U4 J% d
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He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
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The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....' |
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发表于 2008-2-23 22:53
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发表于 2008-2-24 23:02
Smart woman.
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