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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go9 z4 D/ S' j- b4 P0 l
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.
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% ?, c9 N" p' Z& FWe'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that7 x# o- q. {) k5 q4 C5 F& G% ^
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a. F3 W2 |/ j3 \) H* |
week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
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silk pajamas.'
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! [* V) \ X4 f) w. AThe wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
" `0 t( N, [1 L2 W7 P! C( Mexactly what her husband asked.+ E! @/ G, W0 k* E' w4 M1 t
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The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?8 G& D+ k; }3 H3 O% [/ `
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He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why; B7 X# G& [8 C. h
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'2 J* p ~' p8 R: F) h; J5 C
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The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....' |
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发表于 2008-2-23 22:53
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发表于 2008-2-24 23:02
Smart woman.
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