Never lie to a woman

没心没肺

A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.
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8 d: M. M9 I# K3 r/ t" BWe'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
* a+ D( q& X; D  c3 D5 t$ Cweek and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
8 K2 {4 C+ I4 w- g. q. v& @: Nsilk pajamas.'

4 ?- w% q$ k/ `! \; BThe wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
exactly what her husband asked.

4 c2 D- e. ~# U" g$ n; p+ pThe following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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0 j. P: {( l; s. [/ C  M- yThe wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?

# E) ?! s9 a- fHe said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'
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The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

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I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
- J6 Y& D6 V5 U5 ssmart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Cut off his........