Never lie to a woman

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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.

0 ^. X3 {5 W" z; x2 p8 N; W1 PWe'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
5 h0 s* A5 P1 gPromotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
silk pajamas.'

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
exactly what her husband asked.

The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

' X& R. E! a' e: m4 M8 SThe wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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0 f! l- _; @8 Q" A3 THe said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
( y7 F) b" }/ ^  V" o# ]. |. g) vdidn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'

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( U4 E# W9 m+ }5 s# {* f0 lThe wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

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I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

1 a, N4 {& c/ p. mCut off his........