Never lie to a woman

没心没肺

A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.
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% X& I# V8 }$ F5 ZWe'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
$ y6 l$ T- q: [  O2 h7 f- SPromotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
! D( W' h0 v+ G- r/ ~week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
silk pajamas.'
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The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
6 K# z* |: h6 n& P3 Kexactly what her husband asked.
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2 N8 K+ i" v( z* v7 i4 pThe following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?

He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
. s# @3 ?6 t; z3 Ldidn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'


The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

織紗千影

I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
* h1 s6 D( K2 L, G0 msmart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

: ]6 s' b0 \2 Y3 }0 h! L/ [Cut off his........