Never lie to a woman

没心没肺

A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
9 J1 u6 H2 s, z5 B' q, R4 ufishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.

9 T+ V) U* C; p* A8 mWe'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
2 a& Z0 A9 j* q" i1 b7 w) qPromotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
( J9 |8 \8 m4 M- |1 m; ]week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
4 e6 K% [7 Z7 F% @) @I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
2 W! F5 @8 Y) m& w6 |7 zsilk pajamas.'
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# h& l2 ?2 \# k$ D8 C2 yThe wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
; ~" t  X# W+ m. G) g6 k- g# {exactly what her husband asked.

' Y/ [$ b, v$ w8 |The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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! H' C4 F, f6 e! t+ a$ Y( G8 GHe said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
6 K; P7 |$ R& |% {3 g- ~- ^didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'


8 U+ }; F, K5 Q2 J1 jThe wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

織紗千影

I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

. i& o$ b# T# [9 D4 D5 lCut off his........