Never lie to a woman

没心没肺

A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
( d8 T* e/ ]' j! T9 s" kfishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.

# d$ \( I7 x, u9 W% TWe'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
# l" o- w' b: JPromotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
; Q" q3 k- z5 o1 f# R. a; \( |I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
silk pajamas.'

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
exactly what her husband asked.

+ o- V) w* F! P+ K0 f" f4 }0 V; y/ Z; V1 jThe following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?

He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'
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The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

織紗千影

I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
! j, o* w+ v# q( X0 Bsmart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

: ?3 D) [* P* ~9 |  nCut off his........