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| A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go3 ], z! Z( p( p# h$ u. r8 g9 R  r fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.
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 8 |1 T( V5 j6 O% D% WWe'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that- ~* M, r7 a5 d- E6 B: Q
 Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
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 I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue8 ?4 E& P/ Y3 [* |. T' ~
 silk pajamas.'
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 . m# _9 R+ @" m: o+ h' nThe wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
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 The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.. e' B% h- F6 f) L- k5 ^1 [/ p
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 The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?% V6 N. Y- w) C: ~' N6 q
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 He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why# C: D% s5 A: ^7 H! P
 didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'- b8 x$ `& q1 g# @0 `8 r
 
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 The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'
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