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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
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We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
) I# t9 l; Z+ q1 r' b3 @Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a6 x7 ^, U6 H7 c7 [0 [, k; U
week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &8 ~) o& c4 w: r+ P( w1 B: a) R
I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue/ O/ }+ U' l4 x# c* V) E
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% e4 Q) h1 B9 ?' a; sThe wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
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The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?6 G# l g; O8 I7 o
# p5 H0 E0 g: x& A, @: `+ VHe said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
5 L: ?4 O: z9 Z7 Zdidn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'
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6 u9 L6 f9 I% ]! M9 I# VThe wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....' |
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