Never lie to a woman

没心没肺

A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
0 S. J2 |+ p4 g0 Sfishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.

! U# D2 ^! n; G6 aWe'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
4 A# t$ A+ z; @: y" a+ ]week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
8 K& A' b$ B8 |/ O- Z+ esilk pajamas.'

# ~' m) S3 j. IThe wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
- w. r" D% Q  a+ o7 ?: Rexactly what her husband asked.

The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

6 o; r' R+ w" s  V7 CThe wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?

He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'

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The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

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I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

! q3 \5 s3 H* ]' J5 s# ~. h- WCut off his........