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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
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We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that8 z: @1 z/ I8 \- u" b! U* g o7 J
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
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6 L4 l k1 l8 a: |0 KI will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
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The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
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The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why6 F! v; a; l# T/ Y9 G3 J
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?') Y& T/ {; z z
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The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....' |
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发表于 2008-2-23 22:53
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发表于 2008-2-24 23:02
Smart woman.
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