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鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-2-23 22:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go3 i" A1 W8 t' x2 i/ P7 u& z
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.
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We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
6 y/ m- H9 J4 |- u- UPromotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a) E% S- Q& _% Y- d$ s5 @' D
week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
( p: j6 u" C( mI will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue  n* s6 b3 f# r6 U- A2 j
silk pajamas.'- o  j( D# \& ]# i. }

' I: _) d3 t2 L3 X6 BThe wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
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4 a: L+ h0 e  ~, G4 X7 J6 s+ ]The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.3 ~# d: B$ T7 S1 g# x0 Y6 H1 L
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The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
" B0 T: Z' H1 V) j# `& S* A1 {# Bdidn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'
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The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-2-24 23:02 | 显示全部楼层
smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?
鲜花(3) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-2-25 15:01 | 显示全部楼层
Smart woman.
鲜花(2) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-2 15:15 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
I read this one before~
鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
 楼主| 发表于 2008-3-2 21:43 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表 # T8 p% R7 s$ h9 M
smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

) W& J- @$ M- D3 o$ ECut off his........
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