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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
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( B4 j" D5 A8 ~) R2 \7 U$ [We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that! d- l6 s5 K8 w) T! Z
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
6 W* B! X$ q3 T, N: W/ vweek and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
5 P9 a" u8 v8 M; |( r- A8 j. W3 M! yI will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
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The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
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7 I7 V ^" k, r; N$ z: b0 ~The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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( J4 S0 Q/ q! P% S5 Y* p1 lThe wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?+ v) u8 j5 r! z- e: ]
, d5 l5 l1 ^ J1 CHe said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why) B% b1 W( \; Q' g
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'
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The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....' |
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发表于 2008-2-23 22:53
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发表于 2008-2-24 23:02
Smart woman.
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