Never lie to a woman

没心没肺

A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
4 U% Y) y4 g" P7 Bfishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.

We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
' L7 f3 z" k1 mI will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
' G8 k8 d% p) Q7 o9 c- Nsilk pajamas.'
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The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
0 k( A( W* ]4 aexactly what her husband asked.

The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?

% L1 ?0 v$ ?4 Z7 Q' g' E1 kHe said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
" }0 x% \! j3 Y3 ?didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'
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, r! Z8 n- b4 G- m& RThe wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

織紗千影

I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Cut off his........