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鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-2-23 22:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go& b2 X. ?7 n! c. P! R
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.
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We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
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week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
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silk pajamas.'
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& s) {- `4 h$ ^7 {The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
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The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.- |- C/ }" B' H
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The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?; n& d: M; G# q* x
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He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
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0 U9 e$ k  R0 R8 }" PThe wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-2-24 23:02 | 显示全部楼层
smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?
鲜花(3) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-2-25 15:01 | 显示全部楼层
Smart woman.
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发表于 2008-3-2 15:15 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
I read this one before~
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-3-2 21:43 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表 8 W9 e- H$ U: `0 l# }* [
smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?
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Cut off his........
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