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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go1 c( A9 i& F4 X; ]+ Q* z
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.
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$ E. n3 n1 s4 ZWe'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that5 D7 o' s2 z. h# W8 }1 ]
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a% C( |. `# z* W) u1 ]3 ~' w
week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &; m) Y: P% Q4 v( ^
I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
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The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
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The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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}, f, p6 \5 z+ s. C7 uThe wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?" f& ~9 ?4 P s$ q$ }
0 \& y/ l* k' lHe said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why* d6 H1 T* s" F4 V$ E9 G
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'
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6 P6 H( ~5 Z: `4 W) y. LThe wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....' |
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