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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go6 W0 p! t h" U0 k5 j0 i0 M
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.& r U% n/ e0 c: V3 ^6 A8 c: W
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We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that4 L' m4 ^- ]/ l, ^
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a7 R3 R l L# |, H7 Z8 |! v
week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &7 r6 X. v( y- g# ?1 I; W5 v
I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
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The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did j" T; u O& @/ b5 `* A* [4 a
exactly what her husband asked.( b+ v9 a5 C- Z9 G
5 q3 c' |# F& ^0 M; uThe following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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2 ~# }+ X% U% iThe wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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' J/ c: S( W3 bHe said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why7 M0 o% t# k0 m
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?') x& T: ` E9 d2 {/ e
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The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....' |
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