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鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-2-23 22:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
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We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that) q- I4 k* U5 ~; q8 Z3 O& I! r4 p
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
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I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue2 J& X& w# ]- |& h  {
silk pajamas.'
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The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
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The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?, X* F4 j& o# L8 S- i
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He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
0 p6 T0 E5 o+ D9 h0 `didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'
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: `& I- K* q- A& OThe wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-2-24 23:02 | 显示全部楼层
smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?
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发表于 2008-2-25 15:01 | 显示全部楼层
Smart woman.
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发表于 2008-3-2 15:15 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
I read this one before~
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-3-2 21:43 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
0 A" n; d2 q2 x, t7 c: Nsmart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

" h3 r0 O2 a1 V$ }Cut off his........
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