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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go% t, `! T0 d# j' r4 R1 Z0 D
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.3 S, D; i* w9 f& O7 q. l& Z
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We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that% o! A2 X8 i4 k0 B3 M; [
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a0 |: m. x, M% r% T* ^& ^' E9 ?
week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office && q9 h* W2 D- d4 Q! P7 v! y
I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue1 g3 p( t4 ?* B7 P, C) ?& B
silk pajamas.'
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The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did" ]3 L3 }/ p& H, }+ y' ^
exactly what her husband asked.
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. E1 ~2 e3 |: x1 eThe following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.1 ^ G4 p% e% l, j, ?4 ~' p
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The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
, l$ r$ `! t/ D& b. B% Edidn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'8 h' D+ C- S; O. I: o/ O
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0 _5 {" u* H: M$ H/ _! m$ \3 b! p" NThe wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....' |
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发表于 2008-2-23 22:53
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发表于 2008-2-24 23:02
Smart woman.
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