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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go& b2 X. ?7 n! c. P! R
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.
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We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
: f5 \# J% r7 g6 L7 _+ DPromotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a- z$ M. g* b: L$ `4 |; l/ @/ \; L
week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
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silk pajamas.'
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& s) {- `4 h$ ^7 {The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
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The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.- |- C/ }" B' H
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The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?; n& d: M; G# q* x
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He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
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0 U9 e$ k R0 R8 }" PThe wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....' |
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发表于 2008-2-23 22:53
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发表于 2008-2-24 23:02
Smart woman.
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