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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go0 G0 g: A* ]& }
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.
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We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that! e0 m' b) D+ B2 t; z5 @+ z5 ~
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a! l* P' i* m, a _& \9 s
week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
- d. n9 s7 Y5 z4 n+ ~: lI will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue( _5 a0 N9 O6 h/ Y) w1 x
silk pajamas.'
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The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
2 n" _+ p0 B8 Q- W$ Lexactly what her husband asked.$ h8 b7 [0 x8 q+ a/ q! `- V
1 O' v5 a2 f/ x% xThe following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.7 s3 H( [" _6 k) [) M8 }
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The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why7 A+ {6 j( v+ X g+ A( c/ v1 b9 g
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'
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* {8 n1 h" Q5 [* Z" T- b" x' lThe wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....' |
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发表于 2008-2-23 22:53
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发表于 2008-2-24 23:02
Smart woman.
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