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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
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We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that. L( J, Q8 b3 m& y, ^/ ^
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
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% z `/ @9 q' F) I; v9 i" oI will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
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The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
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& v- \! K, z X5 ?/ oThe following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.# X( t; _) p! U7 o8 v( r6 S
! y' w6 T. U% X2 N; f p/ cThe wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
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The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....' |
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