Never lie to a woman

没心没肺

A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.

We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
1 d! D# }) l& ~4 N6 a2 H/ Yweek and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
" \6 v! _- e- u0 k4 p% P5 W" Zsilk pajamas.'
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3 X) w% Q+ S' s$ t: W- ~: rThe wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
& `, C0 u  s- }6 a3 Z' Gexactly what her husband asked.

8 G) V- u3 c5 N8 f) rThe following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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& g# v; i+ j  h5 `7 S  x, DThe wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?

He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'


7 b- F' l# g, H: `0 s4 I3 oThe wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

織紗千影

I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

1 a" l# C. a7 O+ h$ @Cut off his........