Never lie to a woman

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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
9 ^) x0 t( R% x6 i- \# l9 A. ^6 Tfishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.

We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
" d! T; Y  p2 s" bI will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
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% E1 x3 w0 u( bThe wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
# U* U9 @" @& ?6 V  ~exactly what her husband asked.

The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

( ^: B8 I" k" gThe wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'
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$ j3 h3 U5 }+ ~: L6 W) UThe wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

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I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Cut off his........