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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
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& E9 h# @2 S6 U7 Q7 IWe'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
9 X5 e5 G9 Z4 u5 N3 q) RPromotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
/ E/ H; G6 [& w+ R2 nweek and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
2 ]0 c1 G& n2 A8 n! }7 ^) H4 q3 GI will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue6 L& p. G: Z) G$ Y: M. f
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The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
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The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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( L: x V; a1 ]' \ X- UThe wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?+ K6 P W! {5 ], n( H! _9 L
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He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why6 k: K$ @9 S* R+ q
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'5 w0 l' _+ ?$ i9 |0 p
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The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....' |
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