Never lie to a woman

没心没肺

A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.
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! x, l$ o9 i$ GWe'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
. u) d* N5 {; fPromotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
silk pajamas.'

' B' [6 ]9 B# R% l( [# D: W9 F7 iThe wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
: `" r" C( S& E* S* w) K" Zexactly what her husband asked.
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7 y- a  c  y2 l  N" e1 \The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
7 E. Z5 b/ X' I% K! gdidn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'
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The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

織紗千影

I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
4 ^2 ?# H, U3 E) o* Q4 ~smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

- v2 o; J+ l4 X5 a" YCut off his........