Never lie to a woman

没心没肺

A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
  h( k2 z2 ]! h0 J! Q5 Xfishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.
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/ W% s# `- U/ q1 U8 k& R3 FWe'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
' Z5 b  K5 I" M0 u% I! Gweek and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
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The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
exactly what her husband asked.

The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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9 ^$ h  ^6 r$ }7 c/ OHe said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'
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$ ]5 v7 E& o. `: |, ?0 nThe wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

織紗千影

I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

$ ]+ Q. i" l' O  e& R% YCut off his........