Never lie to a woman

没心没肺

A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
& A' H# ]7 J. V6 M& K! h9 zfishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.

We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
, a3 C3 V4 |, iPromotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
; ?% t. j$ q3 }! pweek and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
: |+ D* e' n9 P1 [$ s0 q" R2 msilk pajamas.'

( o* z+ Q+ K0 @7 |# ^The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
( F  }' {' N; s: `* Qexactly what her husband asked.

8 T- q7 G3 [6 U$ DThe following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

1 f* S9 D. S8 {% AThe wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'

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The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

織紗千影

I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

' O0 n1 ]8 m& A: z5 s3 o0 j- s6 HCut off his........