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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
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We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that, g9 F5 \8 n% `6 ?
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a5 h9 m% w( Q: n4 [+ r2 ?& ?# w
week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &# b# q( a) {: `
I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
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' K9 V8 f& p( V$ z" a% wThe wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
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The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.2 o5 D* j" o% Q) A( y3 _% }: G
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The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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; L9 {- V. T6 t( O" b% i' CHe said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why6 M' _' X) g y H# F2 Z0 u
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'
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+ B" n* m/ ]1 ?The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....' |
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发表于 2008-2-23 22:53
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发表于 2008-2-24 23:02
Smart woman.
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