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Marriage viewpoint
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% |1 d' o! y# p1 ^- N/ T7 z1 R2 UWhen I had been married for 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day
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! Y+ e- f {* |1 V: d1 o, S7 h' Oslept on a sofa bed, and watched a 10-inch black and white TV. But I got
+ u4 G/ w. g {. C( K+ U7 M( Dto sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old blonde.'5 a, G. p! Y' }8 y/ [" n
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'Now, we have a nice house, nice car, a big king-sized bed, and a plasma6 b- z5 c4 l6 @' P/ ?9 |
screen TV. But, I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman. It seems to me" u9 S! Y u& C
that you're not holding up your side of things.'
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8 d3 N8 L4 m; r$ xMy wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot
, X4 i( k5 F# K) s; c4 E9 V8 w6 G25-year-old blonde; and, she would make absolutely sure that I would
5 D4 F8 ]+ C4 x& honce again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping$ h/ {' V& z2 B' d3 o
on a sofa bed, and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.7 ^7 ~$ s: ]# l+ M
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Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your problems in
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