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Marriage viewpoint
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When I had been married for 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day$ X! e; X0 P& l7 x) F
and said, 'Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car,4 M# w! G, V) q, l/ v2 _
slept on a sofa bed, and watched a 10-inch black and white TV. But I got
' i6 c# d h: e7 n7 S, T2 Gto sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old blonde.'
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" k2 L. u* ^4 B* n) \5 a* S& `) w6 |% O'Now, we have a nice house, nice car, a big king-sized bed, and a plasma4 }5 `# s% G1 h; u+ {2 G1 D* N* q
screen TV. But, I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman. It seems to me5 L" C) H! h) P- z! R
that you're not holding up your side of things.'$ X/ Q1 L2 d. w3 X3 K0 ?
7 l1 A5 h- }1 GMy wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot0 q: w/ Z w6 s0 s" x4 w0 T
25-year-old blonde; and, she would make absolutely sure that I would, T& c8 j* [ |/ f$ }; z; [- z9 n
once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping2 f/ E* J% e, E' v" D" p
on a sofa bed, and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.3 T1 G4 q& x {4 }! {
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Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your problems in
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