A Panda joke

没心没肺

A panda walks into a delicatessan. He orders a sandwhich and begins to eat quietly. When the waiter gave him his check, the panda suddenly stood up and pulled out a gun, shot out all the
windows, then began to leave the deli, the
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  X( c0 V  ]0 B* k0 IThen the panda said "Hey!

I'm a panda! Look it up!" So when the
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manager got home, he did. The dictionary

said

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冬日繁星

interesting, wanna see

冬日繁星

does it mean that panda looks like a robber? I didn't get it quite well

echochen

what?

小叶子

KANKAN

小叶子

原帖由 冬日繁星 于 2008-2-26 16:26 发表
does it mean that panda looks like a robber? I didn't get it quite well

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8 r% s. s2 i( m/ ["Eats shoots and leaves"

) i2 }3 ^0 u# x5 u4 t5 G8 mshoots 名词是嫩芽, 动词是射击
  q! d+ P8 P3 h6 A' Wleaves 名词是叶子, 动词是离开
5 J1 x7 P: O. H  R* N" M1 a4 P: N这句话本来的意思是说熊猫是吃竹笋和竹叶的动物, 但是这里应该理解成"吃了, 射击了然后离开了"
5 x  C: ?% s3 k- E4 A0 s  o) C0 t觉的是个扣字眼的笑话.
不知道这样的理解是否合适, 请高手指正.

sweetspot

原帖由 小叶子 于 2008-2-29 20:43 发表
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"Eats shoots and leaves"

shoots 名词是嫩芽, 动词是射击
, J! Z2 k& ~0 e6 z) T  y( [9 v% yleaves 名词是叶子, 动词是离开
$ e. ?: }" A0 C6 h( B2 ^这句话本来的意思是说熊猫是吃竹笋和竹叶的动物, 但是这里应该理解成"吃了, 射击了然后离开了"
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+ @. c" P2 N% ^/ U6 a! ?! P, m8 VRight on. Up up.

小美猪

想知道~~

織紗千影

想知道 >3<

mission

See...................

billzhao

原帖由 小叶子 于 2008-2-29 20:43 发表
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shoots 名词是嫩芽, 动词是射击
" I! Y! s/ T8 g% Tleaves 名词是叶子, 动词是离开
! A! o, x9 n+ N6 M这句话本来的意思是说熊猫是吃竹笋和竹叶的动物, 但是这里应该理解成"吃了, 射击了然后离开了"
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3 \5 n! E. T( S6 [4 X5 _how smart you are!
I was wondering what east shoots meant until I read yours.
5 h6 S. j' ~4 W8 K/ pGood understanding!
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5 C1 r- |8 q/ k" {7 ueats, shoots, and leaves!

9527

Xbfeng

See see!

小美猪

Eats shoots and leaves
fuuny
old joke~~~~~~   one year ago~

没心没肺

哈哈，老帖子被翻出来了。

billzhao

好故事，多看几遍也无妨

快乐天使

kankan

奔驰发动机

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propeller

绿枫叶

Wow, So many master-hand, I need see all article

tina89

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+ o# h) m# _  W4 j: Ewhat's the next?

jordancq

what is point?

sdr

xiaoice

wanna see see

chmwl

riny

看看

海阔天空

cg666

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