A Panda joke

没心没肺

A panda walks into a delicatessan. He orders a sandwhich and begins to eat quietly. When the waiter gave him his check, the panda suddenly stood up and pulled out a gun, shot out all the
windows, then began to leave the deli, the
; W5 s6 }3 h. @  E% V4 J3 o) ?manager said "Hey! You have to pay for all the damage you did AND the sandwhich!"

Then the panda said "Hey!

I'm a panda! Look it up!" So when the

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冬日繁星

interesting, wanna see

冬日繁星

does it mean that panda looks like a robber? I didn't get it quite well

echochen

what?

小叶子

KANKAN

小叶子

原帖由 冬日繁星 于 2008-2-26 16:26 发表
8 C5 y4 g) @" k) D! @; p: kdoes it mean that panda looks like a robber? I didn't get it quite well

) t; P5 t, {+ Q& r9 u"Eats shoots and leaves"

6 _" S) K7 h6 o( p6 Y0 ishoots 名词是嫩芽, 动词是射击
8 R+ e8 a2 q" R2 R5 yleaves 名词是叶子, 动词是离开
这句话本来的意思是说熊猫是吃竹笋和竹叶的动物, 但是这里应该理解成"吃了, 射击了然后离开了"
; d/ N- Z/ L1 T) o2 S* t) T( I3 M觉的是个扣字眼的笑话.
% H4 P! J3 |2 o不知道这样的理解是否合适, 请高手指正.

sweetspot

原帖由 小叶子 于 2008-2-29 20:43 发表
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" O) P$ o% o  g0 k8 l0 f+ p"Eats shoots and leaves"

( `. ~4 a0 J2 J9 M# }9 V# {shoots 名词是嫩芽, 动词是射击
" K' [4 j  n# r4 z. t, O- P5 \leaves 名词是叶子, 动词是离开
这句话本来的意思是说熊猫是吃竹笋和竹叶的动物, 但是这里应该理解成"吃了, 射击了然后离开了"
9 X; x  V+ r" `$ y/ ]6 z觉的是个扣字眼的 ...

: x/ \* g( N6 I1 ~$ y1 K4 u: v7 sRight on. Up up.

小美猪

想知道~~

織紗千影

想知道 >3<

mission

See...................

billzhao

原帖由 小叶子 于 2008-2-29 20:43 发表
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" U4 `9 v# ~- ?9 T/ n& Z% R: L"Eats shoots and leaves"

; I9 Y% Y3 _* S0 p+ @shoots 名词是嫩芽, 动词是射击
' ?, |* U7 h, F7 Wleaves 名词是叶子, 动词是离开
这句话本来的意思是说熊猫是吃竹笋和竹叶的动物, 但是这里应该理解成"吃了, 射击了然后离开了"
觉的是个扣字眼的 ...

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I was wondering what east shoots meant until I read yours.
Good understanding!
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eats, shoots, and leaves!

9527

Xbfeng

See see!

小美猪

Eats shoots and leaves
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old joke~~~~~~   one year ago~

没心没肺

哈哈，老帖子被翻出来了。

billzhao

好故事，多看几遍也无妨

快乐天使

kankan

奔驰发动机

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see see

propeller

绿枫叶

Wow, So many master-hand, I need see all article

tina89

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jordancq

what is point?

sdr

xiaoice

wanna see see

chmwl

riny

看看

海阔天空

cg666

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see see