A Panda joke

没心没肺

A panda walks into a delicatessan. He orders a sandwhich and begins to eat quietly. When the waiter gave him his check, the panda suddenly stood up and pulled out a gun, shot out all the
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manager said "Hey! You have to pay for all the damage you did AND the sandwhich!"
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Then the panda said "Hey!
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I'm a panda! Look it up!" So when the
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manager got home, he did. The dictionary
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said

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冬日繁星

interesting, wanna see

冬日繁星

does it mean that panda looks like a robber? I didn't get it quite well

echochen

what?

小叶子

KANKAN

小叶子

原帖由 冬日繁星 于 2008-2-26 16:26 发表
- a" Z/ t, [+ b1 pdoes it mean that panda looks like a robber? I didn't get it quite well

4 y* p* T) _0 x- j! z8 ~* P+ i"Eats shoots and leaves"

shoots 名词是嫩芽, 动词是射击
+ ]  g: r* U  g/ i" M# cleaves 名词是叶子, 动词是离开
这句话本来的意思是说熊猫是吃竹笋和竹叶的动物, 但是这里应该理解成"吃了, 射击了然后离开了"
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不知道这样的理解是否合适, 请高手指正.

sweetspot

原帖由 小叶子 于 2008-2-29 20:43 发表
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1 C9 l) S' U" e  R6 `" d/ E"Eats shoots and leaves"

5 b4 Z4 Z$ }" ]shoots 名词是嫩芽, 动词是射击
leaves 名词是叶子, 动词是离开
这句话本来的意思是说熊猫是吃竹笋和竹叶的动物, 但是这里应该理解成"吃了, 射击了然后离开了"
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+ G' x5 E" b2 F! ^Right on. Up up.

小美猪

想知道~~

織紗千影

想知道 >3<

mission

See...................

billzhao

原帖由 小叶子 于 2008-2-29 20:43 发表
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1 T6 h9 w4 J) x+ P/ W& N"Eats shoots and leaves"

shoots 名词是嫩芽, 动词是射击
leaves 名词是叶子, 动词是离开
5 q4 W( ^- c" k; l9 W) n% }# z这句话本来的意思是说熊猫是吃竹笋和竹叶的动物, 但是这里应该理解成"吃了, 射击了然后离开了"
觉的是个扣字眼的 ...

how smart you are!
I was wondering what east shoots meant until I read yours.
Good understanding!
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eats, shoots, and leaves!

9527

Xbfeng

See see!

小美猪

Eats shoots and leaves
fuuny
old joke~~~~~~   one year ago~

没心没肺

哈哈，老帖子被翻出来了。

billzhao

好故事，多看几遍也无妨

快乐天使

kankan

奔驰发动机

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see see

propeller

绿枫叶

Wow, So many master-hand, I need see all article

tina89

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what's the next?

jordancq

what is point?

sdr

xiaoice

wanna see see

chmwl

riny

看看

海阔天空

cg666

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