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A panda walks into a delicatessan. He orders a sandwhich and begins to eat quietly. When the waiter gave him his check, the panda suddenly stood up and pulled out a gun, shot out all the
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manager said "Hey! You have to pay for all the damage you did AND the sandwhich!" 4 K1 L6 @/ a+ S( W
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Then the panda said "Hey! 7 X9 o2 n, N+ L5 E. u7 b; o
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I'm a panda! Look it up!" So when the 1 t+ A1 Q% C- V: y1 M" A
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manager got home, he did. The dictionary
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