A Panda joke

没心没肺

A panda walks into a delicatessan. He orders a sandwhich and begins to eat quietly. When the waiter gave him his check, the panda suddenly stood up and pulled out a gun, shot out all the
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manager said "Hey! You have to pay for all the damage you did AND the sandwhich!"

Then the panda said "Hey!

I'm a panda! Look it up!" So when the
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冬日繁星

interesting, wanna see

冬日繁星

does it mean that panda looks like a robber? I didn't get it quite well

echochen

what?

小叶子

KANKAN

小叶子

原帖由 冬日繁星 于 2008-2-26 16:26 发表
does it mean that panda looks like a robber? I didn't get it quite well

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"Eats shoots and leaves"

. }; N( ^+ y: R# t: a7 Xshoots 名词是嫩芽, 动词是射击
leaves 名词是叶子, 动词是离开
这句话本来的意思是说熊猫是吃竹笋和竹叶的动物, 但是这里应该理解成"吃了, 射击了然后离开了"
觉的是个扣字眼的笑话.
不知道这样的理解是否合适, 请高手指正.

sweetspot

原帖由 小叶子 于 2008-2-29 20:43 发表


5 c- Q+ l$ Q( f6 M"Eats shoots and leaves"
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8 l, G: e$ L  P+ R3 [shoots 名词是嫩芽, 动词是射击
7 K5 p6 ^, E5 o2 i. J- Kleaves 名词是叶子, 动词是离开
这句话本来的意思是说熊猫是吃竹笋和竹叶的动物, 但是这里应该理解成"吃了, 射击了然后离开了"
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+ ?0 o' U, g3 L5 @* Q% _, xRight on. Up up.

小美猪

想知道~~

織紗千影

想知道 >3<

mission

See...................

billzhao

原帖由 小叶子 于 2008-2-29 20:43 发表

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"Eats shoots and leaves"
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shoots 名词是嫩芽, 动词是射击
9 ~2 h5 L3 Y9 e$ c% W0 r' Yleaves 名词是叶子, 动词是离开
这句话本来的意思是说熊猫是吃竹笋和竹叶的动物, 但是这里应该理解成"吃了, 射击了然后离开了"
: f. e) c9 t% [0 b2 w9 q0 p觉的是个扣字眼的 ...

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how smart you are!
3 d% d5 ^& i2 N3 T- }5 v! t" ^1 {I was wondering what east shoots meant until I read yours.
' v6 e0 l6 d% O: e4 h6 G# zGood understanding!
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+ t0 Q/ M% e0 [, t" }! I& Xeats, shoots, and leaves!

9527

Xbfeng

See see!

小美猪

Eats shoots and leaves
fuuny
9 J3 ]/ s5 K4 Z! g, Q9 O# U  Qold joke~~~~~~   one year ago~

没心没肺

哈哈，老帖子被翻出来了。

billzhao

好故事，多看几遍也无妨

快乐天使

kankan

奔驰发动机

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see see

propeller

绿枫叶

Wow, So many master-hand, I need see all article

tina89

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what's the next?

jordancq

what is point?

sdr

xiaoice

wanna see see

chmwl

riny

看看

海阔天空

cg666

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see see