A Panda joke

没心没肺

A panda walks into a delicatessan. He orders a sandwhich and begins to eat quietly. When the waiter gave him his check, the panda suddenly stood up and pulled out a gun, shot out all the
4 m4 N/ f; v: S" `" e; }' owindows, then began to leave the deli, the
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Then the panda said "Hey!

I'm a panda! Look it up!" So when the

manager got home, he did. The dictionary

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冬日繁星

interesting, wanna see

冬日繁星

does it mean that panda looks like a robber? I didn't get it quite well

echochen

what?

小叶子

KANKAN

小叶子

原帖由 冬日繁星 于 2008-2-26 16:26 发表
: x% e. K* I* r- tdoes it mean that panda looks like a robber? I didn't get it quite well

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"Eats shoots and leaves"

/ @: z- J. K4 D- Y. B1 C' ~shoots 名词是嫩芽, 动词是射击
. Z# g1 s. s  l2 ~leaves 名词是叶子, 动词是离开
这句话本来的意思是说熊猫是吃竹笋和竹叶的动物, 但是这里应该理解成"吃了, 射击了然后离开了"
' ~8 u3 {# m9 L1 J! O$ U& P觉的是个扣字眼的笑话.
不知道这样的理解是否合适, 请高手指正.

sweetspot

原帖由 小叶子 于 2008-2-29 20:43 发表

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/ o) P2 ^- e, q+ t3 l. m5 M"Eats shoots and leaves"
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) ?7 f1 ^* F1 g- Kshoots 名词是嫩芽, 动词是射击
. J, |9 p2 c% s2 P% g/ gleaves 名词是叶子, 动词是离开
# `5 S  X8 `# T  R, m! S. \/ {  H这句话本来的意思是说熊猫是吃竹笋和竹叶的动物, 但是这里应该理解成"吃了, 射击了然后离开了"
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Right on. Up up.

小美猪

想知道~~

織紗千影

想知道 >3<

mission

See...................

billzhao

原帖由 小叶子 于 2008-2-29 20:43 发表


"Eats shoots and leaves"
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shoots 名词是嫩芽, 动词是射击
6 ^! [, ^: m1 J! M' F: gleaves 名词是叶子, 动词是离开
这句话本来的意思是说熊猫是吃竹笋和竹叶的动物, 但是这里应该理解成"吃了, 射击了然后离开了"
觉的是个扣字眼的 ...

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1 c2 h$ k1 K4 u8 N7 [how smart you are!
+ E5 `- T: t/ w7 B# j8 P- o: ]9 hI was wondering what east shoots meant until I read yours.
. x, q/ J! B7 W3 B. gGood understanding!
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- u2 ?+ I6 Q: a; B) p$ A+ x" weats, shoots, and leaves!

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Xbfeng

See see!

小美猪

Eats shoots and leaves
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0 _0 @0 l) ^# c( @4 eold joke~~~~~~   one year ago~

没心没肺

哈哈，老帖子被翻出来了。

billzhao

好故事，多看几遍也无妨

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kankan

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propeller

绿枫叶

Wow, So many master-hand, I need see all article

tina89

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what's the next?

jordancq

what is point?

sdr

xiaoice

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chmwl

riny

看看

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cg666

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