A Panda joke

没心没肺

A panda walks into a delicatessan. He orders a sandwhich and begins to eat quietly. When the waiter gave him his check, the panda suddenly stood up and pulled out a gun, shot out all the
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manager said "Hey! You have to pay for all the damage you did AND the sandwhich!"
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5 y6 a, w2 s2 X8 iThen the panda said "Hey!

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冬日繁星

interesting, wanna see

冬日繁星

does it mean that panda looks like a robber? I didn't get it quite well

echochen

what?

小叶子

KANKAN

小叶子

原帖由 冬日繁星 于 2008-2-26 16:26 发表
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"Eats shoots and leaves"
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+ z/ |( F$ g, n( }1 T5 w8 vshoots 名词是嫩芽, 动词是射击
1 s8 I! D) @* x( Lleaves 名词是叶子, 动词是离开
这句话本来的意思是说熊猫是吃竹笋和竹叶的动物, 但是这里应该理解成"吃了, 射击了然后离开了"
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不知道这样的理解是否合适, 请高手指正.

sweetspot

原帖由 小叶子 于 2008-2-29 20:43 发表

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"Eats shoots and leaves"
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2 s' x" u4 s, q/ z2 c& Tshoots 名词是嫩芽, 动词是射击
leaves 名词是叶子, 动词是离开
$ |3 z7 K9 V, [' q& ?这句话本来的意思是说熊猫是吃竹笋和竹叶的动物, 但是这里应该理解成"吃了, 射击了然后离开了"
  H# R7 a' P. e' w觉的是个扣字眼的 ...

% l3 t2 _. t1 g# V) s/ xRight on. Up up.

小美猪

想知道~~

織紗千影

想知道 >3<

mission

See...................

billzhao

原帖由 小叶子 于 2008-2-29 20:43 发表
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6 T# m/ n- A( e' r8 ?"Eats shoots and leaves"
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shoots 名词是嫩芽, 动词是射击
" D7 X) C* M- m* x5 N6 T# ?* ^$ mleaves 名词是叶子, 动词是离开
这句话本来的意思是说熊猫是吃竹笋和竹叶的动物, 但是这里应该理解成"吃了, 射击了然后离开了"
觉的是个扣字眼的 ...

) C- V% W! R9 R! j2 k. V3 I; v$ yhow smart you are!
I was wondering what east shoots meant until I read yours.
  V8 a# q  X' X% y3 JGood understanding!

7 y8 [: y/ |9 }. Meats, shoots, and leaves!

9527

Xbfeng

See see!

小美猪

Eats shoots and leaves
fuuny
) X3 ^, Y8 K& l1 |old joke~~~~~~   one year ago~

没心没肺

哈哈，老帖子被翻出来了。

billzhao

好故事，多看几遍也无妨

快乐天使

kankan

奔驰发动机

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propeller

绿枫叶

Wow, So many master-hand, I need see all article

tina89

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jordancq

what is point?

sdr

xiaoice

wanna see see

chmwl

riny

看看

海阔天空

cg666

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