A Panda joke

没心没肺

A panda walks into a delicatessan. He orders a sandwhich and begins to eat quietly. When the waiter gave him his check, the panda suddenly stood up and pulled out a gun, shot out all the
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manager said "Hey! You have to pay for all the damage you did AND the sandwhich!"

Then the panda said "Hey!
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I'm a panda! Look it up!" So when the

manager got home, he did. The dictionary

said

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冬日繁星

interesting, wanna see

冬日繁星

does it mean that panda looks like a robber? I didn't get it quite well

echochen

what?

小叶子

KANKAN

小叶子

原帖由 冬日繁星 于 2008-2-26 16:26 发表
  D' P' Y( B9 a/ `/ ddoes it mean that panda looks like a robber? I didn't get it quite well

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"Eats shoots and leaves"
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shoots 名词是嫩芽, 动词是射击
leaves 名词是叶子, 动词是离开
) z$ j3 c' ]6 f) o这句话本来的意思是说熊猫是吃竹笋和竹叶的动物, 但是这里应该理解成"吃了, 射击了然后离开了"
  a4 w% s9 k: |3 f觉的是个扣字眼的笑话.
不知道这样的理解是否合适, 请高手指正.

sweetspot

原帖由 小叶子 于 2008-2-29 20:43 发表
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"Eats shoots and leaves"

: ~* c; P7 [% X3 e+ [  v8 Oshoots 名词是嫩芽, 动词是射击
! ]1 m" ]8 e7 L2 eleaves 名词是叶子, 动词是离开
: D$ t+ Z+ J; B0 h' r$ s! K, l这句话本来的意思是说熊猫是吃竹笋和竹叶的动物, 但是这里应该理解成"吃了, 射击了然后离开了"
觉的是个扣字眼的 ...

3 A: S' K) w  f/ N. y0 I5 sRight on. Up up.

小美猪

想知道~~

織紗千影

想知道 >3<

mission

See...................

billzhao

原帖由 小叶子 于 2008-2-29 20:43 发表
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"Eats shoots and leaves"
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% k% A/ n0 T* o) i5 n& q3 ishoots 名词是嫩芽, 动词是射击
5 N! f8 b+ ]; B/ Q* bleaves 名词是叶子, 动词是离开
这句话本来的意思是说熊猫是吃竹笋和竹叶的动物, 但是这里应该理解成"吃了, 射击了然后离开了"
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; |5 Q8 }1 D8 AI was wondering what east shoots meant until I read yours.
3 W' ^3 v$ O4 d9 e3 ?" P* J" BGood understanding!
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+ X% j2 I3 F8 `! |# w$ ueats, shoots, and leaves!

9527

Xbfeng

See see!

小美猪

Eats shoots and leaves
fuuny
old joke~~~~~~   one year ago~

没心没肺

哈哈，老帖子被翻出来了。

billzhao

好故事，多看几遍也无妨

快乐天使

kankan

奔驰发动机

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propeller

绿枫叶

Wow, So many master-hand, I need see all article

tina89

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what's the next?

jordancq

what is point?

sdr

xiaoice

wanna see see

chmwl

riny

看看

海阔天空

cg666

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