A Panda joke

没心没肺

A panda walks into a delicatessan. He orders a sandwhich and begins to eat quietly. When the waiter gave him his check, the panda suddenly stood up and pulled out a gun, shot out all the
windows, then began to leave the deli, the
manager said "Hey! You have to pay for all the damage you did AND the sandwhich!"

$ a* I& ?8 J, aThen the panda said "Hey!

3 q4 B2 v+ Z; ]$ }' h/ zI'm a panda! Look it up!" So when the
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manager got home, he did. The dictionary

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冬日繁星

interesting, wanna see

冬日繁星

does it mean that panda looks like a robber? I didn't get it quite well

echochen

what?

小叶子

KANKAN

小叶子

原帖由 冬日繁星 于 2008-2-26 16:26 发表
does it mean that panda looks like a robber? I didn't get it quite well

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5 [. F% G- S$ O1 y6 `"Eats shoots and leaves"

4 u# g$ w7 W# B, Vshoots 名词是嫩芽, 动词是射击
leaves 名词是叶子, 动词是离开
这句话本来的意思是说熊猫是吃竹笋和竹叶的动物, 但是这里应该理解成"吃了, 射击了然后离开了"
; i3 }# J! i  ~3 u觉的是个扣字眼的笑话.
# |8 ~. j4 u6 G不知道这样的理解是否合适, 请高手指正.

sweetspot

原帖由 小叶子 于 2008-2-29 20:43 发表


"Eats shoots and leaves"
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' R) h7 f, v$ c# o! |' sshoots 名词是嫩芽, 动词是射击
5 y: m$ O! ~* F8 ~; p0 y8 e) g- Ileaves 名词是叶子, 动词是离开
' v) Y1 k8 w/ a3 L5 _" n这句话本来的意思是说熊猫是吃竹笋和竹叶的动物, 但是这里应该理解成"吃了, 射击了然后离开了"
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Right on. Up up.

小美猪

想知道~~

織紗千影

想知道 >3<

mission

See...................

billzhao

原帖由 小叶子 于 2008-2-29 20:43 发表


$ a7 Y* Q% Y5 s+ C5 K0 _) w+ W# c"Eats shoots and leaves"
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( [- y' Y: c2 E% t0 B, _, c7 c. }shoots 名词是嫩芽, 动词是射击
leaves 名词是叶子, 动词是离开
4 E3 b& e& S& @4 j& Y; B' K$ Z这句话本来的意思是说熊猫是吃竹笋和竹叶的动物, 但是这里应该理解成"吃了, 射击了然后离开了"
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how smart you are!
I was wondering what east shoots meant until I read yours.
  Z3 Q/ \3 C6 k$ z) z  aGood understanding!

  P  p. P; z5 [$ Yeats, shoots, and leaves!

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Xbfeng

See see!

小美猪

Eats shoots and leaves
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没心没肺

哈哈，老帖子被翻出来了。

billzhao

好故事，多看几遍也无妨

快乐天使

kankan

奔驰发动机

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see see

propeller

绿枫叶

Wow, So many master-hand, I need see all article

tina89

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) W6 t. o5 U) D. \7 @$ F% B. Pwhat's the next?

jordancq

what is point?

sdr

xiaoice

wanna see see

chmwl

riny

看看

海阔天空

cg666

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see see