A Panda joke

没心没肺

A panda walks into a delicatessan. He orders a sandwhich and begins to eat quietly. When the waiter gave him his check, the panda suddenly stood up and pulled out a gun, shot out all the
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! Y8 r/ c: J: U7 `Then the panda said "Hey!
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I'm a panda! Look it up!" So when the
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manager got home, he did. The dictionary
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said

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冬日繁星

interesting, wanna see

冬日繁星

does it mean that panda looks like a robber? I didn't get it quite well

echochen

what?

小叶子

KANKAN

小叶子

原帖由 冬日繁星 于 2008-2-26 16:26 发表
  v1 n, t4 K7 ^  y5 t* |does it mean that panda looks like a robber? I didn't get it quite well

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+ c' `* ^0 `8 W"Eats shoots and leaves"
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- T- S+ ]# a2 l' z3 _$ }( A4 a5 H" Gshoots 名词是嫩芽, 动词是射击
leaves 名词是叶子, 动词是离开
这句话本来的意思是说熊猫是吃竹笋和竹叶的动物, 但是这里应该理解成"吃了, 射击了然后离开了"
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3 N; ?- E3 i% p+ u不知道这样的理解是否合适, 请高手指正.

sweetspot

原帖由 小叶子 于 2008-2-29 20:43 发表
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"Eats shoots and leaves"

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这句话本来的意思是说熊猫是吃竹笋和竹叶的动物, 但是这里应该理解成"吃了, 射击了然后离开了"
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1 }- X; E6 A0 h9 h' FRight on. Up up.

小美猪

想知道~~

織紗千影

想知道 >3<

mission

See...................

billzhao

原帖由 小叶子 于 2008-2-29 20:43 发表
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"Eats shoots and leaves"
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4 V7 s$ [8 y* tshoots 名词是嫩芽, 动词是射击
0 [& q1 e5 D% zleaves 名词是叶子, 动词是离开
这句话本来的意思是说熊猫是吃竹笋和竹叶的动物, 但是这里应该理解成"吃了, 射击了然后离开了"
觉的是个扣字眼的 ...

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how smart you are!
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Good understanding!
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9527

Xbfeng

See see!

小美猪

Eats shoots and leaves
fuuny
old joke~~~~~~   one year ago~

没心没肺

哈哈，老帖子被翻出来了。

billzhao

好故事，多看几遍也无妨

快乐天使

kankan

奔驰发动机

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propeller

绿枫叶

Wow, So many master-hand, I need see all article

tina89

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what's the next?

jordancq

what is point?

sdr

xiaoice

wanna see see

chmwl

riny

看看

海阔天空

cg666

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