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A panda walks into a delicatessan. He orders a sandwhich and begins to eat quietly. When the waiter gave him his check, the panda suddenly stood up and pulled out a gun, shot out all the & u/ f- ~! T; K. z
windows, then began to leave the deli, the
* O: j5 n* w* D7 p9 _* mmanager said "Hey! You have to pay for all the damage you did AND the sandwhich!" ' S9 e# b4 Z, f9 S; P, F
- c V/ L: k8 |" ZThen the panda said "Hey!
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I'm a panda! Look it up!" So when the ( t: }! S. B: t# P4 R* y
) i: S6 Z V& Q# @% gmanager got home, he did. The dictionary
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