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A blond came into our auto repair shop and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"3 Q* r* c* X9 e" s$ y# Z. n
& D, R( N7 c% r9 o" t" q! s% b) c2 FShe replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one..."
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; {: M: o ]# A* iMy tuner gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to a Vette which had its hood up and asked "is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there."7 |, m" h& y5 z3 Y
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