 鲜花( 634)  鸡蛋( 5)
|
"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
8 D5 @# C' ]: _: [- L 5 P- V/ S4 Y. L7 R+ T# }
Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the. T3 U* X0 {/ n. q1 P( t6 w
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful+ c, C$ n$ b( I# p9 X8 L% a; k) p5 T
Brians' roommate Stephanie was." H9 }/ P2 W/ G; W3 l, |+ H
! u: g& s4 B. `* |2 m7 `; O
Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
. V0 q; u& A$ t# I3 [! d0 ?" NStephanie and this had only made her more curious. o" Q: {5 T4 j4 ]
. T% j, y7 \* T
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs." ~* X. ]0 N6 r
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
1 V% a8 }& C; ~( F. X' F$ d$ a) @the eye.4 q1 x: h9 i8 b
0 b/ w" a- y0 s- qReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
7 n) h; X" N- l# p# ]2 xthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."/ ~! i" `" A9 |8 B: c
9 f, Z& O" O I" p. t3 m7 h. \% hAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
G) T" N& ?" I7 }6 W' w& qyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver+ @5 p" r2 \9 l; } h, v9 t
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"9 v6 I9 B5 w3 j' H0 p8 l
* z- i3 `5 P9 K& q4 Q5 \Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
" B/ `( l5 U! s u8 ~# g4 R& Lsure."
5 w5 l1 W9 Y1 {' W6 n9 q; }6 b) t# I( D
He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
' I) H1 \: H1 s; ]7 xI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
$ P5 S1 c ^" n2 w8 {I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains; ^8 a: d1 y# W P7 V
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
3 j$ q0 v% n9 `2 R V y9 t8 q, Z$ Y9 o5 t8 [4 C2 y0 M
Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
* m9 f! i0 d Y: ?2 E2 gread:, K5 q0 C, o* u6 [$ K, [6 O; H
4 e( r" i* _5 U, m7 \"Dear Son.........
K2 i) g5 l+ j7 y; j/ mI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
3 o0 }+ v, s/ S* ?- @6 B% U" M: \saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains$ X) G8 ]* g# a1 H3 w! r, Q
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver# k, p. W; ]* f3 H2 |& a; o
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
|
狗仔卡
发表于 2005-1-10 16:54
提升卡
置顶卡
沉默卡
喧嚣卡
变色卡
显身卡
发表于 2005-1-10 17:06
发表于 2005-1-10 22:32
楼主
发表于 2005-1-10 23:02
