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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!) @) w/ v+ w) L" ~4 n, J- f
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
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Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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; D C0 Q9 \- f' b0 i* O9 l h7 DMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and1 d9 H8 f' J4 |, R# h+ c2 h
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.# ~: {7 _! _ p9 F: a8 I! g6 `( n! v5 I
# ]2 H1 g- j1 q nOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
! J* ~1 Q( l# u; v, w8 [( \- \Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met/ m9 C6 b0 f0 Y+ {9 ^' x
the eye.
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
C3 M9 M! y E2 M+ Uthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
1 F: C7 j- h+ a1 V/ x- uyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver6 i' g7 |6 h6 a
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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* u% u* e7 d7 g& b4 A/ e) s( hBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
" ` r$ _: _4 N" T$ I* n/ hsure."
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
9 b; ~* G P/ p/ f+ V9 u. e5 WI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
3 e( L: D( C4 {4 F* K5 {I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains4 L! G, I/ Y$ U/ C9 I! F
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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2 S% ~0 W( b: w"Dear Son.........8 R0 I6 {! }$ d$ u
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
7 O7 n: x8 k4 _5 X+ Z1 msaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains. K5 ]) ?/ v0 y
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
' J$ R, Z! }/ I1 k/ |5 ] P sgravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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