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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the8 t/ O$ k2 b) C
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful9 b4 h! ~3 z4 h2 n
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.+ i J! S- r8 P, R1 o2 ]
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and6 L! _( b5 L- ^5 O% O% Z
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.* j8 l1 m$ Z$ E1 \8 s' q7 L
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met8 \8 [( l/ N- N O+ J# ~( O
the eye./ A$ M6 L* z3 K& d0 F. q& C
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
3 p) w |8 ?9 s8 Nthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since, n! d* C* e; l" h
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
# n7 N" i2 B) F9 i/ x$ `gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"9 u5 E' y I$ b$ q: T
/ w8 U8 L, [+ d. h9 ^" m( {Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be! T0 O% `3 |6 \+ l- s
sure."( K5 w8 f0 f, B
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
u6 W( S3 V# G4 O9 {4 d% ~I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and( _, l/ C- {- J1 ^# M% ?
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
0 l. n' h; G! w2 [/ `" P3 pthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".; T' J$ V, P v) H/ k Q3 a% S$ {7 _& C
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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& a5 l. V' V$ `/ D* q"Dear Son.........
+ I( r- } |, o% T# t. W9 z- Y( oI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not$ f6 P" `, L9 b. T/ M! m2 a& E
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
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gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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