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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!2 `/ u7 M2 U7 \- l p( U
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
: T- E; Q% _. L) Vcourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
5 E9 V& J7 ]: l4 `" D) Q* \Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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9 F1 Z+ H' P3 o9 LMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
; \- ^; ~. l7 E! S% K+ RStephanie and this had only made her more curious.- t5 q% V5 P0 b# Y g* a
& h" G- O/ L! s" d5 V" d DOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
5 ^; w4 m) J$ ]5 `# D; vHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be& R. `! ~8 @% h5 V: w8 b
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates.", l) w: D7 d( }% k* a
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since$ x. Y. F) ] g4 x) `
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver5 z% {9 S8 s( u2 o9 g- O: t ?: ]
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"( F0 ?! t, {" E* k1 @6 ]
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be6 R; f, y3 |3 F8 j
sure."/ y* l$ u6 H% C( g; C, ^
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....9 F1 j$ C% s0 b1 U. r1 R
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
. n- X5 e9 F' c! I- U- ]) `8 C* ^I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains ]0 u- q9 y, E2 s" J0 B
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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/ K1 O) t8 n# [Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
! ^, c5 E: N0 R( I6 A" L6 f2 Rread:
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"Dear Son.........
2 _9 ]5 F0 P( YI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not2 n6 f* C: n" U( O
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
: O2 [' T$ D( P- K* i% A: e6 Pthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
" w9 N9 u# C- P) `2 d( Ogravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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