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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!" t" N1 Y$ I$ i1 ~
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
, Z8 j5 v* V2 \ H+ Tcourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
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/ A0 w% f" r! m& P5 NMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and( i3 x( q2 E" D9 l
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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! x- q' S, q) n# J3 O, I. fOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.; a& J G, M% @% O& `2 L$ a
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be8 A- |1 s: Q7 H u; \
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."! S% i- {( M: w6 y( O
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
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gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be4 |5 U% K5 e+ {5 |. |- _
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/ Q8 C) o# _, V# C+ R- xHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
! W {% R1 N2 e" l* } vI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and: Y( U2 A8 n+ f& ?
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains ?) a+ g' m0 |1 R
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".+ p7 P1 [1 F2 ?! Y
2 j2 `! ?6 z( y7 ^. j; PSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that0 A' P8 L D z Q2 t
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"Dear Son.........
# l) |% H& n( L+ t+ @( @- q! jI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
: L$ g) U& F" S6 ]: c( Q( msaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains+ q" E2 l' ^! f' H
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver6 [: L. ~7 a% h
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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