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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!( v K9 A# p# }+ m0 z- D
4 P5 P- W; {* i9 NBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the+ u" y5 S: o4 s2 d
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful- U: P9 c/ Z' ]: @+ t
Brians' roommate Stephanie was. h( Z s7 s* y) e5 v) k f8 w
. O' d- N f5 H! g! G, q: [Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and4 S1 W2 d; _) ^. I# ~. ^
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious. x( g& T: M Z! I# H6 W
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
) w8 y7 |9 U% g7 G1 e+ P9 KHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met2 F' [% u2 C; E$ a' n
the eye.6 t' l3 i( K! r: g
, n- v6 K- }3 i' M6 r* |2 aReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
1 _- B; @2 D( e. W# Bthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."- ^1 X! z; y" e- P: K& z. Z( `1 @
' U- K0 M% I) a+ ^About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since9 M! [! U, u5 t
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver3 ~8 }. N' I) k: p$ ~0 q
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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/ V5 I0 Q6 ^7 V4 j( |Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be$ s/ j- v! `8 r+ [1 X- p9 b% P
sure."
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1 {) m* k. Q1 U. o& [He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
+ _3 o$ S- r# B( h: G/ j @I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
# ]7 [- c( U- P; eI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains% C4 X! b3 a5 W6 H
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian"." b1 J; a3 v( h8 d8 X4 s( @
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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" }* K! [2 J- N& R a( @: x"Dear Son.........
7 ?2 T6 L4 j2 T& X- cI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
0 f% J+ l1 S) n) ]3 J( nsaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains3 E8 \- A' U8 Z- L/ I3 X
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
- T# z/ V8 R/ [gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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