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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
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Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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5 H& K9 }- @% t! sMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
$ t" K* d$ a" n# l" j7 eStephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
1 M/ @7 C# q, C5 H" z' d3 ~Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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! j) I, a/ @. m C# ]Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
) m, U; _4 T) Z; _8 ^thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since# E) U7 ~* d! K' z" g
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
( R6 F* j$ W) @gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
, d$ B) {4 Q, {; c# M1 R# hI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and( a7 {+ z0 I$ P
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
8 L% p5 K0 j9 a0 P7 t ~9 sthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".! b% O/ x$ [) y" E2 m- T
: d7 J, w1 Q# }Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that- X" G4 B3 n* D1 @9 B a
read:
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! _4 ~9 B' P- X& }9 j* k"Dear Son........./ P2 S& {% F" Q/ N
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not! s$ j* ]' a' }; p
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
( C/ s) F( U* |* e, K; Q3 othat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
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