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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!1 J. V% j! V! Z4 A
8 b* ]8 a8 r1 e0 _9 ^8 F, j6 ]. cBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
0 J n( V( p4 r3 o8 l4 s z; ecourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
L4 j- B. [' ?3 X, X! c% Y" yBrians' roommate Stephanie was.
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" U$ A# G9 M* W7 r( R$ f$ G* EMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
2 d' ~. D* p' X' eStephanie and this had only made her more curious.1 V: g2 ?1 u3 g R* O# m0 h+ H5 j
0 a8 k5 |( w7 t' t( QOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
+ h, S2 j" Q4 Q; W; k) J2 lHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met K+ M: [& n% @# [; a
the eye.
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8 J) y+ O4 l/ k/ B4 z; yReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
- @5 D+ v9 k) Ythinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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L H# B9 K" z$ T: F: Y% q7 yAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since) S. \/ S+ U k0 B' V9 a: B
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver! C. T* U+ S6 X( z) I5 X/ C5 L
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"; t9 e3 ~# @0 ]3 U& ^
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....2 `' m7 R# R) o' C0 `+ i& K
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
0 U9 C) D4 o7 K% ~! zI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains0 Z5 u2 N9 P9 L! u% u/ c% D; c
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian"." C, N& ^: o# J% L% r* X. c! |
, v' _% S& F$ \1 F/ w, x4 kSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that b# `) @- `+ _2 ]( H; [
read:
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0 N0 Z n% \! |/ ?, C; O% e6 k"Dear Son.........8 i: ^ \* D# C, d/ i. t) ~6 j
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not0 c6 {! e. z/ O& t4 O
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
1 _, ]9 J `9 d; ?+ |that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
) Q7 f; u8 i! o& E1 a. Pgravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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