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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
% d. B( [9 L1 r9 k' ~Maria: Here it is.
$ k4 I0 |! W+ K# {! `$ MTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? $ x5 Z: m: x c; p! U. W* w
Class: Maria.
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( y. F+ g3 X5 z/ J! C, |+ k+ [8 W/ UTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 7 d- h0 ]' ]( z( f9 v
John: You told me to do it without using tables. ; T( d6 g4 k! ]
$ i. r; v: p4 h3 tTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
* c/ W( q4 F0 Y" j/ i6 AGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
4 M8 a" i- `' b1 G' ^& v MTeacher: No, that's wrong
- A- T Q: Y; B& f K- _Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ! \! f* L2 Y% B+ K5 d% _& j7 o
% h8 f# m0 [8 V$ e7 LTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
) | `( Z; D# _1 _; m" rDonald: H I J K L M N O.
3 O4 ]1 `$ J* o: QTeacher: What are you talking about?
" _ S" c3 C- h: J+ ^Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. : C* C+ q1 P- T
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
$ @9 R! |+ E6 wWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
# }2 \) `3 z9 Y0 f% Z6 CGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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, X2 h& m. R/ I7 _6 p" s8 kTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
" T( o8 T2 |" v" O% Q; o0 G: eMillie: I is... 3 ]0 h% ?* C( K/ N1 T4 v
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." # q5 [, }; V7 V6 s
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? ' A6 n8 r* ?/ j9 i7 w0 O
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. % }% W8 _. r2 G) t
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
' |1 ~, |+ b7 N y* J+ ~+ Z. _Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 6 ?& P- v; N4 H
6 z% @$ P" ~( m/ j9 F& K) ITeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 3 ~# D3 z, I' l: W1 u$ a% G
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 0 Y) ?5 o4 `: X
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? + N$ _( S5 _7 g# w& M; P4 R
Harold: A teacher
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