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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. ! S1 E, n& u0 P/ F3 L, P1 M+ F
Maria: Here it is.
! w" B& B( w) D2 u1 b4 `: g$ RTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
) i, H3 d& D6 K6 |Class: Maria. # V' Z# X: y6 K0 X
/ V6 o! K% O& d1 _2 ~Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
6 m$ V" M3 O9 B0 m2 @John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
) I1 ^) E: a; T- `1 R: tGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 3 k7 j; C# I$ B% ]& |( `+ T( S
Teacher: No, that's wrong 3 t5 y( J3 e2 D, C- w7 M
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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) X/ \# a7 y" T% ?Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
6 k" u+ H' P( N$ T* S' QDonald: H I J K L M N O.
4 ?( Z; n g, V& eTeacher: What are you talking about?
0 C: I: f( o, l$ ~1 u8 eDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. * X) _% R, x& t- e8 u( Q9 S0 y% v0 h
Winnie: Me! & ]' X' f( E0 l
( x5 Q, X8 s3 A# I t( U% z3 b+ BTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 2 w+ t2 w: C7 D2 L( T5 H5 N# C2 ]
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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. C$ e' x R# ?8 [/ D' z' g$ ^- R( _Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
4 d! t% D4 r3 R4 o) }& oMillie: I is... 9 ]. g0 d# y% m: i/ s$ b
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 4 y0 q Y+ R1 c+ Z) ^0 J X
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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8 i0 j7 b6 A7 S+ i0 G& A7 \) Q( ]7 _+ PTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
* N/ U) |( O' hLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. & M O* ]4 B: W/ D
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
& d% b6 ]9 [4 z* e! x, \4 TSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. + x& X2 Z8 {! s, ], K& t |6 o
+ |* ^: _8 h9 Z4 W% a1 H0 f5 [Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 4 b& B4 v+ B. y
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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1 Z! R5 r9 D) b0 dTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
2 \% }! `" [5 z9 IHarold: A teacher
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