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& S% x. [: B# y' ]3 @" xTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
8 v' Z2 Z# Y! A8 D% ~- m. HMaria: Here it is.
. ?8 g$ M8 Q; z9 Z1 XTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
- O3 ^/ p1 V' h* vClass: Maria.
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0 {2 q6 S* g2 Z$ @" E& mTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
0 F; b) W3 X) }/ ?0 T, yJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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/ }' m; U4 K. Y* [/ \2 b: F9 GTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" / O0 y8 l; t1 N: O. s
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 6 X: B6 z* U) F* x ^2 l
Teacher: No, that's wrong # V* m8 i! ~& D; k) q! S
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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( a+ s1 x2 e" ZTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
& V8 L l: W, H7 |! v1 ^Donald: H I J K L M N O. % e u7 D" l) f) z
Teacher: What are you talking about? + i9 ~8 |( Q4 }9 w6 S% Z
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. : A8 Z1 f- x6 P% [
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
; v* h5 p8 B7 W+ }Winnie: Me! 2 H. a2 ]+ [: {( }4 C
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
. }5 b! s5 R U" E& `Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
3 K( {* P# u# N* ^7 RMillie: I is...
8 l6 B6 S* b$ q" ^Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 5 ~; Z U6 n% Z8 _7 O& S. Z9 C0 m7 O3 j
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." ! M# N# g+ y/ F% w2 w7 r
6 u5 c u0 c0 |5 v6 Z* B+ s8 \+ s: XTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
: ?( c [. g8 Z7 bLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. : M3 z& ~, B; i6 ^+ g |
+ _* l1 \' e6 g* BTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 8 M# r/ O9 k( C l% G! d
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? " f( v6 m* l9 E$ u$ z
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 8 {9 a7 r& M4 ?" \2 \
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
/ W8 O* ^* [$ S2 T* FHarold: A teacher i. i* V5 x4 ^6 k; M
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