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- H! Q- _& R0 v7 tTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. " x. w! }, \- m0 s5 X1 g- A# Q1 d
Maria: Here it is. 7 ?6 E- \ z3 N2 G y9 b. a* P
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
" @$ c/ A; k, U) Y. A2 X$ F7 N3 ]5 WClass: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? - y, q9 @, x$ C% p+ k }
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" " z: Z7 H$ a3 N y
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
* K. K& B4 V E- {Teacher: No, that's wrong
( F$ F+ J. R% ^- @Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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+ B, h5 Y. I ]Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
) }, g' I s% X3 T3 _5 `( ZDonald: H I J K L M N O. 9 w F! G X/ ~# P
Teacher: What are you talking about? C) `% \* S1 g) d3 i* J3 y1 P
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 3 f" s1 b3 r& R, j5 L( B. ]! o& q
Winnie: Me! - M1 g" _4 |' r( [: n- \- b1 N9 |( p
# Z0 n9 \1 Q# ^, H7 @$ w3 X. B8 rTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? s! V. R8 E1 U! P# E( P+ y
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. , q* _) E3 D9 K* X* x! U
1 v) V0 j! T& p; |* {) X5 Y& c. uTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." / d! @+ a* \7 p3 @" |6 i) x
Millie: I is... , u: |1 h1 E% ^5 Q* m0 I @
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." ! ]* W. S; |: K# Y% H* s
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." % N5 a/ g7 E) P V
1 Q4 G* [/ w" o" M& JTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
* P; C6 E7 x- I0 [9 K q( Z' ]# HLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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9 V9 M( Z" e" H5 z3 A! KTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? # p4 }% I6 {+ z% m. o7 }$ n
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
) s" S9 i5 E0 a& IClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 8 _' G8 P# H9 `3 { N
! C! P) q* o2 O: H6 i% [Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 6 F0 ^; C- i+ s" s$ s5 n
Harold: A teacher ) o- @, E O* j( m
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