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: U$ o; ^- e# J: |* B) OTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
7 T2 @( b n2 }# e# _1 C. v" XMaria: Here it is. ' I% V5 G0 e1 `
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? ! b) B) v# s" |, [; c1 F* _
Class: Maria. ) ?1 O0 T- U( }3 ^" b- ?" Z. n
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? , n$ s* C% c' j1 m. W4 M9 F4 h
John: You told me to do it without using tables. ( r! w" n, S* m7 L8 t' B7 i3 w0 |/ K) J
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 9 Y$ U# M; ^: ^- A, b# g
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
# J* W/ p$ c8 P& y* u5 ?Teacher: No, that's wrong
n. f% l9 `4 X' r8 WGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
) R0 r, p5 t# u7 l' gDonald: H I J K L M N O.
4 x- G; J, E1 G9 e6 ^Teacher: What are you talking about? * d$ z) S" N+ a5 L* k
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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+ T7 ]* X& }1 o' B& GTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. $ V+ A! Y" c4 G! J8 X% N
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
8 O/ ?2 v- Z* q) PGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. : P4 X+ x! g: N% `
" r2 {) L+ B6 Q) W: Y" KTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
6 b; Q* R7 `8 G2 H6 bMillie: I is...
e0 P6 U# b: a* S" N" ]# _9 {Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 7 x) Y3 r* G1 w& r% C
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." " f0 t0 M* X, b3 t) q% m" i- b
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 0 t0 {# b/ a7 Y* o: ^1 ?
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
6 d( t! p5 ]/ U- x2 @# D# K0 m- CSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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6 z$ x4 z: o( |7 ~! C# WTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? - H6 [& K; r$ G# F( o5 O
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. % }# q8 G1 m& s
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 4 w6 r5 k B) z% O
Harold: A teacher
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