Kids are Quick

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Kids are Quick
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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
Maria: Here it is.
  |) W  S# X' X. D+ `4 KTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
+ E$ M) K$ s2 b1 q/ r9 g+ vTeacher: No, that's wrong
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
" y9 ~' t- n! D" m8 l1 iTeacher: What are you talking about?
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

$ M# H7 \9 Z% V$ M  _% YTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
& J7 F/ K3 H) m  sWinnie: Me!

Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
  e/ D  F: m- x2 r# BMillie: I is...
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
' |9 Z+ U8 b& I6 B2 FMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
6 Y% t' b+ b. U7 Z/ T! T' i+ q1 bLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
& X, N7 F& Z, |2 hSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

' s& ^. m" a) ^Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.

* L/ r' j- V. S6 x2 JTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Harold: A teacher

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omg!
The last one is GREAT!

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