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* F& t8 t8 {. {7 Q2 {Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
/ n* {1 h* P9 x" {- G' UMaria: Here it is.
: }! k( z8 `! _9 Z' a( UTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
; k* h1 s/ i cClass: Maria. : W2 z( C2 e2 J* P/ c7 p' ]4 o7 z
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? - `3 Q" p. W5 g3 g( M% M2 F8 Q8 g
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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3 O" d# A6 B! n! l# OTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
5 L( s* s, g) C, m1 V9 H0 [Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 5 |( i! P% R( j! _+ N3 p8 g7 j
Teacher: No, that's wrong
; c2 W; _" b# mGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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& y( V2 N y. g3 H' F& LTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
V$ e/ d" I1 q) q3 ~Donald: H I J K L M N O. % n* i* z S* o9 @2 m* j' _
Teacher: What are you talking about?
, m2 J, i6 t8 k6 y2 ~Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 4 T' z; h9 K" E3 t
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. * q* r( w" o2 M3 a* _, T" g, B
Winnie: Me! 2 k' s" u0 Y: I+ g( c( p
p. r0 O6 F, _: P8 bTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
; k, [6 r2 n5 I5 k' ZGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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' o3 u- T* p8 f( o3 P4 Q$ XTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
: n- B0 u( W5 T: lMillie: I is... 6 N. {1 @" u7 ^2 e
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." $ I1 }" t* ^ R4 c, [) n+ u1 e
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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" ~# ~/ A" j: {9 A/ ?Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 5 ^1 ^: N, K& B# ]8 D+ H# W
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? , W7 k7 F O! V' T0 n8 z
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. , k7 V. w- P& l) a; o3 ~+ L+ C
7 s9 W4 W# |- g& lTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
2 x( v* S3 ^. E0 y( o8 BClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. * j* o; F( c0 _2 |. j- b
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? ( J) L2 G4 X, N* Y7 X$ D
Harold: A teacher ' `" ^+ K3 T8 B# s1 a! m
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