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2 d9 I0 x5 z& w9 k! qTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
# y# Q* @. R9 T5 L6 \! g. UMaria: Here it is.
% I* G) z" G8 jTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
/ }6 w; P: Q) b( X8 S$ ~" F2 O; q( rClass: Maria. : S" h B. c3 j7 ]
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 2 g. C1 |4 z$ A; p
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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# r3 s# p& Z2 g3 B- y0 RTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
! U" C" L* ~+ e6 Y2 q BGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
8 v- b4 ?+ A4 _$ Q! u% X) U8 j. w6 ?Teacher: No, that's wrong
/ k0 U& @) A7 DGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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; L" n& Z- [0 U' v7 nTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? $ J% h/ s% Y9 q4 R. e
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
( l: b6 y: k m/ ~+ k( UTeacher: What are you talking about?
7 t, E% o" R+ d) p/ o& {4 C/ T& oDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
( {: p1 Q- s3 _1 O5 K5 @Winnie: Me! & C. T; l9 Q# e( ^; Q6 S
6 J2 _/ \7 ~% WTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 5 `6 H4 @8 v8 Z3 b4 e
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
# C- F; x/ r, {0 v- F, aMillie: I is...
) S. m4 v" _8 P2 w9 @: ?Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
8 ?' k. y5 z0 w, q( m( PMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." $ Z. h! n% W! U% D* t
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? & t* E5 g$ @. M$ \# G( U G
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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7 U- @2 J% o; W( `Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
/ h5 u1 ^0 i' Z7 t+ P8 \Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. + T) j8 V0 t @6 |6 W
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
+ j, z& q9 ~: D: aClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 6 Q+ u) j ?% ^4 N
Harold: A teacher
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