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! o( u) E! G" U4 R3 B. aTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
; N5 j6 A( y5 k5 Z! { \Maria: Here it is.
8 f C& A# B; \- R: p' Q9 \Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? % z# z+ c8 f$ _: Y, F+ s
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
5 c- j6 k$ p- l. S- }John: You told me to do it without using tables. " S, a, H- ?. ^8 T
5 b/ \( ^) i1 l: j% _! X6 ~Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" ! G6 [! A- Q3 c" C! o8 r( X
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" " c5 D( o- T; D* z2 v6 m
Teacher: No, that's wrong
2 X. R$ d" j/ OGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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- j* c' p! s' Y9 aTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
/ C! @5 V/ g! E, V6 a, r z# lDonald: H I J K L M N O.
% x" f4 K$ X$ n- M" STeacher: What are you talking about?
- W7 D( k4 O5 a- F9 P5 ], DDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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! l0 p/ ]- f7 A8 ]3 Y6 ^Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
. v0 u# Y: t% K V x! TWinnie: Me!
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1 {( p$ ]9 J1 o M( E- R5 bTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
" Z% P' p e7 z" m& t* r6 XGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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4 Z* K8 P+ ?8 @6 }7 ~Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
( e% N- b# F' d) Z2 xMillie: I is... 1 Z, n: q9 n) `! C9 I5 t9 |
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 8 N3 N) _. h7 I P/ R0 C
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." % {* P7 l5 g! n
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
% k5 I; k' f U7 }* ~/ V+ p7 ZLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. / C$ D& x4 ?: j) U. z) F+ `( z0 }. p( r
- s, r9 h* m: ?, U! G( uTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
4 N9 N' ]- v& z6 ASimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. , ?1 o. W1 b- u2 E
$ L- ~! k* _8 {Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
8 Z0 r+ o; n" \ @; w- q! _/ C p8 xClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. ) `3 L, J" y0 q- Y+ ~. ^; N
5 V: R7 S5 D3 gTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 2 `- S; [6 \6 M) _. g! `
Harold: A teacher # P% X9 b( p. E/ p
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