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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. / }& e& Y0 s3 O( [) |/ b9 d
Maria: Here it is. 3 t2 n* i+ w2 `) ?2 H6 R
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
1 w/ \/ n3 v& F* ~Class: Maria. . p* p. W& s+ Z- D6 d
' u. W. e9 V; N4 H5 DTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
+ s9 H# C) \" l$ Z8 T1 q1 vJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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7 m1 P( n/ c. W5 STeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
/ S0 T2 F! H' t+ w1 @8 @3 uGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" : z& _0 G$ s F6 K4 o0 E
Teacher: No, that's wrong , O: K7 K: ]# d- I
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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6 ], {0 G3 V3 b7 A$ S4 k% {( QTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? ( X* ]5 k: ?; y6 ^0 u1 l0 f# f
Donald: H I J K L M N O. ! u0 H( c, Z, ^$ O( d
Teacher: What are you talking about?
5 R: \ ?7 g+ e& x! d/ v5 R8 p, LDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 1 T, Y8 ]3 }4 s Q! C' R, g
, g9 c" }1 @0 ~& E* G- u' KTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
+ X- F: c! M. j) o5 \" Y5 f0 z5 E: kWinnie: Me! . | m+ ~6 J0 ]$ L) M2 m6 e# L& S- u. S
- N7 Z$ s+ m( G2 J2 |( j( jTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
. b4 ~3 c% Q( p# M+ r- zGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. $ V, `, T& X) t- x% ]! a9 Q3 p
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." " y" g! v; G0 S0 Z( F- E5 R
Millie: I is... " X5 e( r, R/ W# w2 E( [
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
1 h) \: c/ R m& bMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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: q$ W2 M# k' [Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? ( O' \' u2 n4 ~* h
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. . E; @4 h( h# ?. l0 B
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? ! j: y5 E7 |, e" z5 L( {
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. F+ u+ L# t# f2 U
0 L$ r% V1 K4 ?- uTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 6 \5 C- i( p( N
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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- f! @; W/ {9 G& W# r/ W2 oTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
& O& r) f7 B9 _+ aHarold: A teacher
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