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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
( G$ R3 |! B6 J+ F4 nMaria: Here it is.
. q/ Y5 n6 L8 |0 l8 A, b0 r BTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
" _: d% [8 e, o% K uClass: Maria. 7 S1 h, _" O2 |9 b* C4 A
+ |- I( { f3 F; }) FTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? : k4 l" g1 e' w7 x8 J
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
7 |8 C& a% D5 ?" kGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" ) p' ^- y* i0 O3 c6 w/ k! }
Teacher: No, that's wrong - l: y# }2 m+ U# @+ O
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. s$ b! v/ t; G% ?% U' y' A
0 \$ j j4 r2 B% T! q( G2 BTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? ' v* F" u* j7 p5 ?- o
Donald: H I J K L M N O. + }0 O! F0 {$ M1 L: S3 S
Teacher: What are you talking about?
5 i9 G- t4 r$ Y2 {Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. : N7 R# q( t, O4 v
, {; f9 o) ]8 CTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. ]5 k. o. ^; D) z
Winnie: Me!
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) Q1 t i2 Q1 e1 |6 M9 T; fTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? " ]; G* [* h4 R+ m
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 6 `4 d. Y" [1 U
$ A7 f4 v5 `4 Z* M" c1 }2 ~6 {Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
% y+ N2 _+ X& \9 OMillie: I is...
9 I3 m+ p) Y) v) S/ A) G8 F1 f9 {Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
! c0 V" S0 M; L+ j6 N0 {: S% wMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." . |6 \+ a# ], L) S; X x$ j
/ K2 k/ {+ u$ t3 ?4 z" \Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
$ _; ^2 G& d$ p" m2 ~9 aLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 4 C9 ^: u7 n1 _# F% u
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
# v8 c& N+ w9 s+ @& k7 j- R nSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. + h9 C0 K, s* e" ?5 l
6 Q6 Z! w( _# O pTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 6 t; |# |2 c( h) n9 n \+ W
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. ' x. d1 b2 `$ _0 v3 b& o9 d+ I
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 2 b& o2 {. {* U/ Z9 l
Harold: A teacher
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