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3 n6 g% q V5 K( H& Y& q2 ATeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
% F3 [% F4 F% C$ r$ Z4 `& W' a: YMaria: Here it is. 9 P0 @( s+ I% @# e
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 2 o: g/ O* J3 C& @2 y; g7 J
Class: Maria. / w' x3 C0 W1 N: t, ]- `
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
9 g8 c7 o4 q2 T; f# u& yJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. $ H3 x; V$ R8 ~, Z
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
, e0 M, X( k" x0 I' U% O1 Y8 _1 gGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 6 ]4 v# s1 ^. w: x& O
Teacher: No, that's wrong . f. k$ N0 x5 l% ~( m0 Q0 l% T
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ( O7 O* H; S$ M- s
y% W1 K+ ]3 t s- KTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
. ]2 D$ t# B$ U& b) W; BDonald: H I J K L M N O. & v- w, n0 F% ]. L1 z* q* S ]8 o
Teacher: What are you talking about? # j$ p0 k# I `! o" L
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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9 X" L7 [8 _" B4 dTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
! N) c- y# `/ b+ \. T8 gWinnie: Me!
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- L4 Z+ ^8 ^( `6 LTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
+ O" D5 u) L' X0 gGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. . O7 D9 T/ X0 W9 {3 \2 |
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 2 `5 A4 `: X. R$ S( |
Millie: I is...
7 S$ G& T W' [9 ITeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." , A7 |) }, Z2 J: J
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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& o8 o$ g+ a8 M; RTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
" B! j; W+ M4 T$ g! _* |Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. ; R* a$ ]$ I; T
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 5 ~3 R9 }& ^( z
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 1 g3 n# U8 C! ^2 {- D
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 0 U7 T" W9 V( t
+ N2 \! U2 p8 [0 Y, hTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
3 s0 O6 Q ~& X, YHarold: A teacher ( s- K9 w1 j w
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