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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. " R: @: A: ]* Q$ U, w# m' @7 M1 X
Maria: Here it is.
- `: ?; _/ q* V, r; {Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
Y; x2 Y0 }5 j9 C7 d5 N, w4 FClass: Maria. # P7 m" H/ g4 V% P" W' {! r& i8 v
7 ~& b% D; e$ J! W/ V0 aTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 8 B8 b s1 z) r. |0 p. _9 x* V
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
3 N: c0 i H9 M' GGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
) J* k5 @& e2 H, u$ d" K sTeacher: No, that's wrong
& t9 O; `" |3 _6 {1 q' g+ @3 iGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. $ Q2 g2 }& E7 T4 }5 Q9 ^
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
9 D. y+ |1 P# TDonald: H I J K L M N O. 7 K3 f' P: f" }: X$ ?
Teacher: What are you talking about? 0 U, ^" ?0 F: K2 O: l/ U- Z& c
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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; [9 A- X& _$ i, _9 d; `1 rTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 2 ?5 o) ], C5 m4 B) |' O+ u
Winnie: Me! 5 Q3 s' W" d: e. t7 u( Y
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 5 F9 P1 J* u& N4 u
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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# d1 V4 l" h8 F4 O, t, V; v2 U* dTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
; c+ `# A c- }Millie: I is... . ~: e) J- {; a' d3 C* `: O# q6 U
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." B7 }9 S1 N" f4 I: n
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." ; @0 [. n' n9 J' C" E. _4 F
# b I, x' d! b8 [Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
$ g4 j; J: Q6 @' c! u+ WLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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% @- L' T# h0 }Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
& A x/ ]" A: Z3 v8 ~1 HSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. + d& U3 }+ {: v4 L* D3 c# i
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? ' H2 g; ]; T ] s6 s
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. * L& Z2 Y6 P l4 c: `. b9 g+ L
4 ?( U9 o" c5 s$ `+ rTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? * n- c8 ^; {) n# M
Harold: A teacher ) _: T: K6 A7 C8 u) I
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