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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 2 `4 F$ |; j9 j4 H& x7 P
Maria: Here it is.
3 \; L& ^2 c9 T5 F; sTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
8 a0 e4 w$ N V! {! B1 w9 K: l lClass: Maria. * z* f6 o& s; K2 M' g) u* v2 _
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
) Q1 N' _+ J" k/ i* rJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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/ ~( Q7 _' u/ x+ h6 C. s1 A$ c1 h( p. QTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 4 w! S& ?' S4 [7 ~! e+ k
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
0 g8 d, o. x# {0 C+ k: ITeacher: No, that's wrong
5 B5 g4 K5 @. A6 z) y2 l: P+ fGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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0 b4 W# b+ C* bTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 6 [8 f* C4 W3 c, {, O
Donald: H I J K L M N O. $ z. i0 ]$ n8 j
Teacher: What are you talking about? " m8 v4 q+ r) b. E# Q0 X3 w: F
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 1 B7 v/ X" t7 l
9 R1 Z# q* ]1 a: PTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. / i; U2 Q( A; E* j( w) Q9 s. o
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 7 ?7 v( {8 I, u2 u: I3 H
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
0 k' k+ Y* R3 {$ TMillie: I is... Z* R) W4 x9 a5 P) n# g0 B
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." * w0 O( m) i7 l0 G) t' H
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." ( H$ H$ y; _) F* U
% y" f3 Z& H p( B: ZTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
9 B$ }" V. d; n9 U3 cLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 2 E* V0 Q3 O6 t" C
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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0 y* e( R# \6 }, l0 o% g3 HTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 6 ^0 E; _! L: Z* `/ y
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. ! G7 J2 E' G% ^/ }0 ~$ t
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? : w2 T, B+ ~( e- g q* Z) v. M
Harold: A teacher $ u' Y. q7 A9 F4 D
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