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5 b* C+ p8 ` k9 T+ w9 T' {; a4 zTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. . y1 }- `8 C* f) m
Maria: Here it is. ' v9 ^! b+ x, R1 Q8 |% Q" w
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
L$ K+ Y! D7 t6 @Class: Maria. , g7 K @7 m- o5 S3 g
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
3 k6 g l/ H, c- x: a; ~John: You told me to do it without using tables. . P2 L- w2 O1 B* m
2 n; D" e8 `* VTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" , H4 h' m: |# d a4 H
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 5 F. ]2 c- a5 c! O4 t, X& E. \( V* r
Teacher: No, that's wrong
5 C' F6 v/ Q! t( M8 C/ IGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 5 o( t; Y. }9 l
Donald: H I J K L M N O. , S" U' n% D3 U$ m
Teacher: What are you talking about? 6 h; e* s. N: G' q% i- N0 R
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 0 S( q5 I" ?! s" S2 W7 T) D) J
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. , M5 o' d0 n. [; _" w1 Z: B* b2 [
Winnie: Me! - P4 K/ ]2 L) Q! @9 s5 B
5 W% Z2 \7 S2 ]! xTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
8 D& }& H6 v- AGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 9 Q8 o/ g/ Q* P
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
: p+ s h+ c( X: X$ E* {- \Millie: I is...
( I( ~ @/ g6 u2 [9 O3 r" w9 nTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
8 Y8 d" ]/ U$ rMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
) _; j( ^ F& N3 }$ A5 X U9 s0 D3 FLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? $ T! ^( s7 H" a2 _
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ! s% J9 o$ e9 R# j6 @- u6 G7 F2 H
/ z8 P# A: \% D9 q5 S$ H" xTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 1 r! l9 h& i5 W' j8 l; P, d! N
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 1 p9 `8 K+ K% F* F0 l) ^6 V/ ]3 u. p
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
9 m3 G+ G D$ v' F7 V# |Harold: A teacher % T* c: s; n. z$ a
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