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! N* ?$ ~7 `" JMaria: Here it is. t, k$ H6 s% j5 v
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? ; {3 j6 S( O! D$ o' Z
Class: Maria. + i% ]& e) f0 b" a, n' ~
8 C1 ]1 b' `+ K; g- MTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
" q! U0 z0 U8 q* HJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" + j4 N0 ^( c. h2 K0 {$ a
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" + [ [5 u! d" l* A5 x. M$ ?
Teacher: No, that's wrong
, o5 L- a9 j$ c7 hGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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0 T% _6 f0 y+ @" TTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
% }8 v& e9 z8 ~1 W- ^Donald: H I J K L M N O. ' K6 g$ }4 M. v6 @ B
Teacher: What are you talking about?
! ~% v) H1 Q& S2 m+ Z0 {: j4 r) RDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 0 X- H; P5 m% l9 D$ z$ y
Winnie: Me!
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U& e8 A1 I5 W. BTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? & o/ O) p8 Z: u$ u' b# M. B
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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' t: D! I) ]" STeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
% i# {( ^* W Z. f" \8 a2 LMillie: I is...
) a& W6 V1 i D, ZTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
) u b g- e" q3 Z0 l/ hMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." - O6 v0 w+ I! Z- [* q' D
* E# Q7 F, H7 K+ G S( XTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
3 T r' f1 g ?Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. ; B4 |/ _' E, y& m8 ]2 j0 C
8 q1 O/ U4 T" g! B' sTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 0 }# t$ X) `0 o, d: y
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. + }9 ~2 b1 C1 ~7 |+ E/ f8 t
0 M) s9 I/ ^% JTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
: y8 U) c! M% ~# m8 S v6 T' }Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? + Y3 L; q" g# w9 N' t: t, j
Harold: A teacher
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