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5 O( ~. u o0 U: Q& STeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
- z# D+ j: W; _1 i A1 ]Maria: Here it is.
$ P2 t; ~. w6 l+ E7 Y4 H3 Y" tTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? , M" i+ [9 b5 R% N/ R# w
Class: Maria.
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! O2 U- h& P7 ^4 bTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 6 g3 X! y5 l; E# K* b8 t
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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1 D4 h2 s0 A: r, Q( FTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" # Z6 P+ |: Q- U. Z% Q: O2 q
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
" V3 L' @6 t9 r' d- Z# VTeacher: No, that's wrong
6 F" h6 ~) F! t2 }% MGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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, Q: U* U: P. q! t: gTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
, B) d7 k: h5 {0 JDonald: H I J K L M N O. + A9 M) L; { _% I5 w% e& ]
Teacher: What are you talking about? % g1 t7 A4 c" J7 ~
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. g$ R& {/ `2 n6 Z5 |, T* R' [
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. % x, r* c* B2 R! V5 E
Winnie: Me! 9 k- ~" ^6 I% @7 R: g% e1 D
9 i5 B) h& N* `5 T% [* j- b+ YTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
3 d! D8 R, r5 r0 i- YGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. , j) \) H8 v- f% t
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
0 e* ^: V( Q. f( O. u0 iMillie: I is... " f1 {8 Z, C# E* b& H
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 6 [# @! ~ j" N% O4 X+ ~
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." - k% s9 x% j8 i, t
( U. g* y2 m) U2 H( l, Z3 T% BTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 7 P, g* t& Y- ]4 a X4 X' ?: T
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. # t! K9 R, I) ]% f" r
) p' ~' P8 |+ C) |+ }Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
- @( F I1 X( F9 A+ ~Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. # H9 P: r$ H+ L2 |' ]+ ]7 F9 t9 P
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? * `; b+ ^! K% |* v) F. i3 \+ _
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
* o- s, l$ w! w6 P( d" ?Harold: A teacher
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