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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. ; E) W3 `* f) w, r* c
Maria: Here it is. 8 D( u( u9 {3 }+ R# Z. `
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? % e$ K2 `/ x. `8 k
Class: Maria. : n" B, D, c: Z3 k2 w
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ' w4 S1 {/ T; D" j; E7 Y
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 4 k+ q" W1 _# y8 V
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
7 Y c, Z' J; r4 k! _& dTeacher: No, that's wrong
; W6 e: O0 D i3 t$ H+ a9 kGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? ; H3 z3 F* t8 y7 c! z) L+ f" M9 c
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
: N2 d, Q& T. F% D* ATeacher: What are you talking about?
( N E! Q9 P$ M h- WDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. . x6 }% ?' x: K% ]1 m: o
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. / V3 u" e4 E# i% s8 T
Winnie: Me! / t# f3 W% [$ w2 t9 P; A
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 0 |0 u& g3 |4 Y
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. / ]% G2 |4 Z* B8 \) X, _' I, |% d
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." ' P6 z% }0 X3 d8 V8 b" m' g! v" d
Millie: I is... + W) n+ A! N9 v9 u8 w
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." - s6 C" a! D% |( b. j. P A3 p
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
4 z/ b* P& }! b6 zLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
& m1 t, h/ w3 _4 |4 b( eSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ( I" X2 c7 E2 D" ~% f: }1 A2 Z
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
7 h: _! F7 ~( B' K3 ZClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 5 p7 _8 P8 y; g/ |2 w! S" Q
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
2 ?4 C; w/ g( b# q: }" OHarold: A teacher
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