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. f0 t/ ~. g" Z5 q2 L4 A9 NTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
/ m$ H6 H) ]+ \ w# k$ b9 ~) @Maria: Here it is. ) n! T; ?0 t! @ @
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? / |4 x/ {/ l" c6 e, y
Class: Maria. 4 r" D& C. I" I! c ]0 _
* e( g& K8 @7 gTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
7 b3 {' k8 X! u3 z. i VJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. ; R+ s0 N0 ]. p8 B
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" , m& W; e$ [- _! p
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
; Y" Y2 i( u3 z5 L$ t x8 XTeacher: No, that's wrong
5 R! K! Y$ S' f' K2 ~Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 0 e. @5 {' D* I) ?5 i3 e% g" W
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
6 s" G" z8 o; T& ^* a1 ?+ ^Donald: H I J K L M N O.
/ T0 I! }9 q. p, E( B: |Teacher: What are you talking about? 9 o1 X; D* ~1 o% r) Y4 v
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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/ {4 d6 G4 p8 d3 y* n0 lTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
4 m" g4 w0 \1 W2 s* IWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
6 v; ?; S7 f% V1 O* FGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 2 @- U! b& h5 y
0 }8 c2 @/ @# UTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
3 Q2 }3 |- \7 C1 Y( j4 q! J6 [" E" ZMillie: I is...
1 q9 B' w7 \3 P# a! T0 ]1 DTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
& G) Y: h7 B8 ^' ~# N: W! |" HMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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! u ^' b! Z) Q: T7 i! q' ^Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 0 W( {3 ~) q) K& K" j) E8 ?
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. ! c( b. b0 J/ p! c, @$ ~5 A! P
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
4 L; i+ v/ B9 p! pSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. , Z! ~+ f8 g6 n$ [' Q3 D. x& k
2 Q% ?+ c! n+ D3 P5 q, k- V( v5 BTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 2 `2 F: ]8 ?( n% Y8 l
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? ( z9 f; q4 V( y* O0 x
Harold: A teacher
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