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/ s% C9 t0 }# Q% Z+ P3 B/ BTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. , y/ i9 @3 V2 `. d! S- g4 |
Maria: Here it is.
x) i; v6 X# ~4 _& ]Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
' Q8 g2 }% D; T6 b( q7 ]Class: Maria. ( E$ u' t, X- x! B% Z) L# O7 H
7 Q7 ~" r9 a9 _9 s$ x: m7 _Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 4 t% |% w! h: F
John: You told me to do it without using tables. / A& n% q; Q' G6 Q' o% X
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" # W+ z& b. k$ r- | D- ?( d6 p
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
$ L. \ h7 g# WTeacher: No, that's wrong
- |8 ^# `# ~7 t. K2 m7 dGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 4 m0 _7 S* L2 C1 d( P8 L' }
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? & D* F, E1 e3 R) ]2 H/ ~- V
Donald: H I J K L M N O. * T0 X* h+ Q( \1 T! }8 S2 R
Teacher: What are you talking about? 3 f" ~( y1 e# k0 Q9 Y6 p' l
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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1 p3 I( n, G8 A9 X; U6 X/ L4 tTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
" T5 p5 Y! u) R# C: DWinnie: Me! 1 T1 U; S- _; F5 s+ B ~9 o
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? ! J, h( w1 P% v: b
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. * B/ ]$ b' C1 m% q
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 3 Y- ^2 Y+ t: S Y3 O
Millie: I is... 9 ?- p6 X3 Y/ {' w. K6 c
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 1 P7 A l5 A, g4 X; \& p
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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" n2 |' W! L u5 j! sTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
5 K3 E0 M9 J- B& a7 F b T7 n6 ILouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. ! w8 _$ [) O: D9 ^& }6 k; ?
" c t9 U9 J& x% g4 G: n* _' FTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
- [6 U9 e( Q8 u: w; f% v7 zSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
7 F" h* V! m- R: WClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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V$ W) v) }1 ?* HTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? ; k& J+ A, D& d( X3 F6 D# D
Harold: A teacher
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