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' i, y6 n V1 \* HTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
+ v+ p( a3 e% C& Q) C; @Maria: Here it is. + s- V- V1 l( }$ s
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? & ^* A0 ]3 w6 |2 h+ \
Class: Maria.
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4 q# m. z4 T0 Q+ jTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ; K7 p, f) u2 E7 `) K/ U& {
John: You told me to do it without using tables. , q% M0 Z1 l- w4 h! b9 T; G( A
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 9 }% C5 S _- _* Q1 E x9 a, b8 \0 S
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" # v' p \9 V$ l2 x
Teacher: No, that's wrong
7 K0 C% [) G1 I$ u& s; ]% xGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 8 G$ V1 [/ c* w1 a
$ g7 \. ~9 ?# rTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
9 ?, l& G2 O6 g+ ADonald: H I J K L M N O. 9 u3 M0 z/ v$ w9 K# O5 X
Teacher: What are you talking about?
- Q5 W2 H$ H0 x5 f( M( M1 I& ~Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. / ]' q1 a1 G% o6 Q
Winnie: Me!
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& k7 z2 O7 C& j! O% T! E0 `Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
5 W' J4 S& b S' e" n0 vGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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% H' k M6 L3 \- J1 wTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
; i1 y6 a2 O$ X0 A% SMillie: I is...
' A4 T- X4 T# }+ MTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." , ?, o& R$ v) T* a5 ^0 N& H1 f
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." & P( T0 P o/ ?# z1 P
7 q8 o; O, C# b0 Y8 NTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
# j: W, C& J3 B& }8 QLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. ! z8 m0 K& n! a. K" |7 S2 t
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
! B9 P1 U! ~1 oSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. - |! w+ M; g, l, t
( ?* h2 z7 [5 T7 B) ATeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
' ]+ e k, ?5 |+ D. Z* t: AClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 4 N& F5 i! z. {4 o9 Z- \4 W
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 1 s' ~% f) h2 V9 ^% K; S! ]
Harold: A teacher 9 N$ e; N& N( E; q
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