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' d8 a. r7 `7 k4 z7 G& {Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
: s1 v4 ^1 ?! ?+ EMaria: Here it is.
8 E' R/ u9 u& V2 \% l1 CTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
/ `. h/ j0 m2 Y2 AClass: Maria. ' n& ]) X; F* Z+ h
7 H ?7 ?* f& d- O" f+ I& rTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ( [, d. N1 V2 f; g1 {% {6 C0 S
John: You told me to do it without using tables. " T! J7 m: F- L! w" ~6 Q
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" - S! G' C2 w& m# f- e& \
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
* w) s- ^, u) W$ OTeacher: No, that's wrong 6 I2 ], h# S% E( `/ f" L0 B: c8 f
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? ; s/ O" j- Z* z. J
Donald: H I J K L M N O. 1 j5 R- h+ w6 u0 q9 H% Z
Teacher: What are you talking about? 7 U4 S& h* u, G# g7 z% k9 j' ^+ k
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. # c! y/ S( n+ x6 P' `- E% p; x
$ Y# v' E5 R5 N; LTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. - x8 c; o: _. Y. X0 I* ?
Winnie: Me!
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) T+ k4 p+ F0 u" p$ _: NTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
0 ~. J0 y1 H% E, m2 pGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 7 l/ m6 N. ?; U4 c4 Y8 H
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
) \4 f; b) D; x8 T# eMillie: I is... $ Q7 Z! t/ o5 X) V" \+ J A5 o- L
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
* _( W6 l/ G5 B/ o: e6 _, \Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 2 j. K. K' a6 e& N7 |0 g
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 6 e6 I" g0 Z: J b2 D5 c% s: K9 V
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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+ A" c, |' Y* v* j" U% L$ I4 BTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
: R2 c+ w7 m/ M5 b: E( }8 USimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. : ^5 J2 f9 F5 v
0 A/ i4 F7 e1 D, h2 }1 h! YTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? # |: g1 _- C- A7 f! ?" b
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 0 J0 j. h) i5 m" M' @! ^8 B k
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
: { w0 [1 T) L8 dHarold: A teacher & [3 r- j3 Y ^
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