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w* V U3 K9 l8 w9 j; g. jTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. ' V" I: u! _# m7 I% u, O: e; S# C
Maria: Here it is.
$ E7 x, M' V& B5 p6 P6 o' J8 `Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
: o% R( H* p- q$ a9 NClass: Maria. 0 y: E! k+ R! V9 d2 v3 |, y
+ `) D, x6 Q6 w- V# R+ FTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
* Y6 X+ n: f6 [! Q) ~& r9 vJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
) n& Y4 y0 a5 g! @9 |' S5 Z0 XGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" ( A2 u6 ]0 `( }* X* O! {, Z1 c: I
Teacher: No, that's wrong
, F* t7 y* J/ C _# e( @6 K; TGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
3 T& b) }. Z8 U) `Donald: H I J K L M N O.
+ V y/ |3 M9 o/ LTeacher: What are you talking about? , U( d' x ?3 I l: z: M
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 9 O6 C+ y0 k- c
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
% O3 ^0 Z) ^& X' N" X9 \Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." X1 R! `$ [" Y) X) ~5 E
Millie: I is...
- C: [' z2 y: C% Z( Y; {3 q' ~Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." ( A, c8 ]* [- l- W
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
$ T- j7 h7 J1 p6 w2 ] i: u7 NLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 0 M% j/ ?1 J" X9 S( ]
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? % `. O" m& @6 H6 I" G
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ^+ j1 w% j9 H8 H& w: v; g
$ k/ a" }% u9 u9 V' D" OTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
& v2 F+ h S! ]Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
- v( W6 M: p6 {7 j* jHarold: A teacher ) D, V1 X3 z3 W- }% g
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