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; o- P6 G i$ s1 s0 uTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
8 k) w3 V4 f7 B- x# XMaria: Here it is. " d* [5 T+ [6 F' @; @5 f( U5 U
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? `$ ` p' Y) \
Class: Maria.
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4 z8 t* N0 h6 r& p" yTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ( r& @: s/ e1 [9 k4 [: U) {$ l3 {4 J
John: You told me to do it without using tables. 5 n2 e/ Y5 m* I- e! R) J
1 J# h& N# t0 v; A% NTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" ! p8 n5 Q; h5 D
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
3 R) }1 ?5 s: I8 E4 n2 sTeacher: No, that's wrong 7 A( m6 e1 l' }
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. & Z6 ^; m9 Y9 @9 J& D; A4 j
7 h$ y! o7 ]" z' UTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
8 `6 T6 }1 u @/ j5 M$ X; ~Donald: H I J K L M N O.
. C) f, M. K2 l: L5 M* c6 a/ |Teacher: What are you talking about?
: n |; O2 E* g6 ?4 vDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 4 A9 S7 i6 t: h% i9 S
Winnie: Me! % |' c7 m' \5 X6 E) s# C; ^
: u9 d8 F: m4 E9 DTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? : _ ~$ `, ^8 L& g j* ]* L
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ' B$ u- @6 R; D
) ?" @) r& V8 E8 w4 |Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 9 ?) b# p- @; r( d
Millie: I is...
( C9 }1 D, H, i9 S2 _7 S7 o3 RTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." + H! [% i+ B J9 U$ [+ \0 ~
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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5 b/ Q1 u" F4 y* `Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
% I b5 L0 O2 s1 u" @Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. - j% W9 F* @) E
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 4 g( t* M& s; \2 q0 A
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. [# p2 C0 |: ^; g4 ?' j( u2 F: m
2 q; F8 M) j. T2 m b2 zTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 1 s2 O- {- \4 J
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. / I. V2 m5 l7 ~; O& @
/ N; A. H6 r3 v3 M9 T) S3 `4 h0 aTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? . x/ q% V$ x' N! `* w! }- m
Harold: A teacher
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