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' x' T+ p$ N2 f% [9 _& sTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 9 O% D. A* _' s+ I0 p
Maria: Here it is. # o$ Y; E! w) _: X4 p/ S
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 1 A$ {. Y; x' ?/ s3 P
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 1 K! l- B, k: X# ?) [3 s! Y9 ]
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 9 Z6 H! t% F. [, ]
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" ! q* ?2 i, }* w9 F* H f5 R) h( Q* ~' q
Teacher: No, that's wrong
/ g/ r! ?8 h: wGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
) p+ E& j1 ^5 O- T5 H) |Donald: H I J K L M N O. ; Q8 U8 K' k1 u/ j- Y
Teacher: What are you talking about?
5 F8 ?3 |- A' e2 ODonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
* K6 u4 z% Y' [7 e9 e3 p/ u* h2 nWinnie: Me! 9 X: U x* X2 b7 C+ ?% K
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? , ~2 G) f \8 L* l4 N/ L- Q
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 1 v$ K/ x7 {% S& D1 \' T# [
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 6 l% w" e5 q7 W% ?0 [4 A0 u7 g" V
Millie: I is... * |8 ?* E6 I$ u; } B1 M1 c
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
: q6 \+ F0 k& N6 S# x5 D% ^Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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0 k/ I6 Y+ G/ H* zTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 8 U" ]- k1 p5 `
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. ) { S$ m1 G" D1 H2 e: t
8 }6 ]3 x+ s6 W4 r' hTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? ' l3 _& r, F+ D0 ^1 L* z
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. % h, s' T* N" V
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? " b) h! h9 J) J6 J, x- E. b
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. ' Y0 H" z2 F( ]1 t0 `5 B
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
) i" a$ {2 J7 ^4 CHarold: A teacher
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