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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. . ^# V+ G, }! ~) f
Maria: Here it is. ; |- j: V* a6 K9 [$ _" Z
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
6 u; p+ K. F7 o$ _& }/ Q1 [ KClass: Maria.
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* t) E& [! f$ y/ _: i' m$ OTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? : D. p3 x7 Y. \; \. O
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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" O5 v& n9 } J4 {/ a) Y( q& R) DTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" , A$ D i- C! y1 X
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
8 T0 w/ h, O( r3 a+ STeacher: No, that's wrong
) J* r- w- H+ s& @Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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% t$ l8 X' L2 ? L* KTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
9 N! x3 P0 p4 \7 G2 u$ \/ t8 CDonald: H I J K L M N O. $ _/ L" l* c4 l( `! J9 M6 T
Teacher: What are you talking about? 4 @+ v0 X, t) @5 Q& g0 K1 U) T
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. # p0 x9 @' P6 { ?& E$ W
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
8 n' D! o4 F0 u+ ^% ]Winnie: Me! 7 R; {* j) l) {
& L0 c- _/ \8 C- v% [" T" \Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
: C2 P+ y h+ a4 U# E# C, QGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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+ U8 ?6 H- l# \0 ?- n& yTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
1 }4 M3 p% y1 w) }6 B7 l& iMillie: I is... ( h, r* K/ Q( e1 [
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
, @6 d* E, H' W3 `1 y) QMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 7 p- h6 `2 ~$ c3 z
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
- _7 ]' J8 b; g2 yLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. " {8 }- q& [* x/ w5 V8 ^
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 5 i2 V: d" O6 F1 ^$ C* I, ]
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. - O1 S* L( _7 h3 B. x0 E2 m8 o6 W! d
# L* q) v# `9 n8 T! o" ]$ M. ~Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? - F, d3 H4 {3 f! g- l8 Q: z$ B
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. $ ?0 L, g2 z% H% E! {7 u
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
* J* a9 u7 e; E( {Harold: A teacher
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