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) z6 L& j* Q. r2 ~Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
, U; Y+ J7 Q9 A9 |' M9 H) S+ g7 ~Maria: Here it is.
4 \4 P# Q' ]) s! E. PTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? / v: [% i) X7 K' e6 X* ]
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0 P2 R# M9 z4 L7 R. z9 X K, bTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
4 N! U5 e1 `/ c1 Z. ~8 Z) RJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. 6 ` i. a' `" W( D @! W
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
! E$ K: q8 R6 R2 S: \1 SGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" K. t. b( v1 U+ M. T7 ^
Teacher: No, that's wrong
. m f/ U0 h, A/ b9 A' n8 \Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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, \$ }7 Z; C, e# ~& q( Y* ETeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
* n* e9 x, R, h3 _! P1 h0 |" kDonald: H I J K L M N O. # \% W: u: ]& i. j/ ^
Teacher: What are you talking about?
8 b* I' w H5 v" ^8 JDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 1 K; G! W% t: J4 M5 w, [3 C* L
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. & ~/ d6 H! K' b! _
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? " U( Q# j3 r, Q
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. + B7 F/ m- M# e2 A
% D) b- ]+ p; S- s1 S$ yTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
4 J7 x& |& i/ \Millie: I is...
2 v9 `. q: L( E6 k: U8 c, K1 OTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." $ c. K9 w+ G* O& j! g1 w" ~
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
" S6 ~5 w$ ~/ y2 x, YLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. " _& U6 L2 p6 ]
* e+ ]/ Q- F$ t0 a. oTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
A. V5 u& G1 U2 }" h3 pSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 5 u* f; H% E. F. P- i: h
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? : H' w. w: J+ `
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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0 {" }8 y7 `0 ^' o4 g# S. QTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
( m2 R! {( M3 Z" Q0 P& HHarold: A teacher 9 }' d8 m5 P' Q& O) a; Q
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