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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
: J; d, V& i# iMaria: Here it is.
0 d: U: ]7 i, `/ GTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
8 D. w- v p& L! O% C2 u+ ?$ H% HClass: Maria.
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9 T; ]" {2 \( zTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
" X* x$ B. b5 x* O6 V# a* K! p& h) rJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. # \% E1 d, e& l0 t9 K- Z% x( X
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
% b5 P3 [6 [2 g' D: jGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" - a7 O4 |' v& ^' l. i
Teacher: No, that's wrong 2 X N( V2 X/ n3 d0 ?* o" W" f: Y* j
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. & B2 C$ T& B' H$ e' v: y* I
9 a) C' v. F' \- kTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 8 o$ d: Z" T' r7 w3 D
Donald: H I J K L M N O. 8 P: ~* y: }% n% K; U, D
Teacher: What are you talking about? 1 g4 d" [# H; P- l& N8 {5 h
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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2 a" T4 Q q: ]9 X$ D a x0 ETeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
w7 ~- g( l9 e* u; tWinnie: Me!
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% p7 w" v7 _1 J$ G3 _4 p* |+ S/ MTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
% b1 Z @& a7 E) l7 nGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. / O3 r% b% w5 } n0 {# @
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
9 c9 S+ F2 H8 k/ ~2 m9 |7 lMillie: I is... 3 |4 k% q0 }6 H' X
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." ' q+ o: M1 O* f
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." ! L" H1 d6 r) R- h. r6 A
& v% I: U3 \8 W) p+ ATeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
2 ]" t4 ^- W0 C: }8 b. F. hLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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6 n# E+ @5 `; LTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
) F5 s+ B. o; O \, P/ ^Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. , j" A9 E% w' d, F* k2 {
* \' F- d. A& `) }" |. q1 mTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
& |1 a- P' D! _5 z8 ^/ A/ lClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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% S @$ D* n: |6 R3 M0 ~7 UTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? ! W, \1 @- J, n) V4 i
Harold: A teacher 7 k+ s) K% [8 `' r) v
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