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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. p$ Q5 `0 Y6 P3 b7 j4 e! b
Maria: Here it is.
7 b! i& |$ [# a' STeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? ( b7 R) a7 z. Y b- b* r6 V
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
8 W, g, Y+ I3 H* [John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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9 S$ z7 V% f7 O9 m" V) @# R) RTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" ( s! H2 p9 `0 C8 z# J5 g# D9 T
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" ' {2 \9 @* e4 E- k- e' p+ f
Teacher: No, that's wrong ; j# T' ^) i5 t" x5 G
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
- J0 k- O/ b( [% I! SDonald: H I J K L M N O. $ z/ V" I! {! O1 J, U! t; s
Teacher: What are you talking about? ) Y x* Q. j7 G! D% V+ _' v% K
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. , \* i% d6 w9 u: c* \5 t0 N
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 3 c& h4 @+ P& ~4 l& S2 {, O
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? / G, A/ N! r7 ]5 [# _8 A
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ( x* w/ b3 M$ j. o4 Q8 L
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." % e( O& M* K3 u5 d8 i
Millie: I is... ( K; D% q! Y9 v& @) P/ J1 \
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." ! E2 z$ _6 @( b2 V- t! J
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 0 ]! O0 ?7 x8 J
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? / u! P" s- G9 P# s7 q! b
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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; D9 U2 s! K+ V% W7 KTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
3 F. d9 k0 F) h4 PSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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/ P1 g4 D1 J% a9 n' w' }5 pTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
2 _1 J$ ~9 }* }9 c" _( tClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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# m2 k; l7 F7 o0 ]2 \% rTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? - h/ |( M# F$ q6 v7 Q
Harold: A teacher . f# x: h4 y: U4 k0 y' Q% P$ I
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