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+ U1 }( c8 |$ sTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. ) B: q0 ?9 ?5 Z, [9 Q
Maria: Here it is.
* |* J0 Z D+ d7 ITeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
: _$ v1 n5 T: n8 V' Y) e& Y1 S2 q" FClass: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 1 D% y2 Y8 a5 e1 u
John: You told me to do it without using tables. - Q/ n3 }9 s7 H! |& ?6 B) h
* k8 s6 f$ y4 J$ LTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" / I2 A* M. v' u/ v7 o
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
( g# ^% d# W f7 M. a* mTeacher: No, that's wrong : z$ b; p/ Z" \$ Z6 e
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
1 y4 B( m- V5 k7 |Donald: H I J K L M N O.
6 O% x) q5 C' H5 a4 F" uTeacher: What are you talking about? 5 L& F- \* G8 W+ C6 `* r9 n" i
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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E& k4 P( s9 f$ v3 ITeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
* E! i' j' w6 i f dWinnie: Me! 8 n: {( T7 Z# _9 Y7 K2 ]& l: V
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
' s6 l- q$ _6 U$ [Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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1 }# Q6 P. A- L: H# G! fTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
+ b( g; i/ P# Y+ c, yMillie: I is... : L. P! |6 p6 b; N1 Q
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
* X; t5 w! L M8 M- ~& N. l* QMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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6 C# M0 q4 q# YTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? ! s, h) p, D! b. E
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. # q q9 y8 K R0 P9 k! S
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
2 `# r) {; Z3 P/ ~; Y9 ^' A& d9 iSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. - j( @) S, k% G. m
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
& \( l/ ?, F {/ l4 hClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. ; C- J% U2 W9 F2 l' q
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
; r z7 |) q$ j5 ?: B/ eHarold: A teacher ( [$ O) b# s- P$ w! b3 ]
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