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$ t. _# v/ I5 GTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. # s, u; \* ?4 y( w1 N
Maria: Here it is. $ S) i( j" e% }/ ?
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
R/ T3 D' B- j' ?; PClass: Maria. + d' |% P& l1 x' L
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ) ]) A6 a' K7 O- M
John: You told me to do it without using tables. # V- J: H6 V. W- Z# j' x
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
- P k% E$ {' ~; WGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
5 }, ]' V! q8 b1 _: `4 cTeacher: No, that's wrong 9 s+ @5 m* D8 N8 n" R. U* f( c
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. $ v$ {5 T% d: s. z6 n( [
# i4 Z b& {6 r% jTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? . ?$ K1 V( {* M1 t8 v
Donald: H I J K L M N O. ! h1 E( ^( }9 @4 a% s
Teacher: What are you talking about? * b0 Q. w+ I5 U& z2 h; a
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. , Z6 { k ]( N: p' A8 q, u) s# J
Winnie: Me! : x0 o/ C2 x1 ?
( N* M: X( J! H! {- V6 |8 UTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
+ U$ ~6 q7 p, `5 F8 Q: p" |Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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4 @, G V9 j" B. c5 i! M9 J0 b, rTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." / Y% U7 B2 I$ A' J& C
Millie: I is...
+ L( |3 X! L- W/ t# D. STeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
; \- `8 m2 R" o8 p+ A5 \2 r/ kMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." $ K6 }4 U7 U% _9 }" y
+ ?* a% p* O6 R3 o- GTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? : N: B* B2 O. r% E5 q: |( e! k
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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; ^& f( J. X' p- }Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
}; ~& D. r, y4 U# ?! @/ \Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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2 K6 h) Q) s/ PTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
' @3 ~& L; D- ^. ]! Q# B5 r: WClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 3 b' h: p* A& S
; y+ q: H- k3 T" ?4 T VTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
+ Y) C+ U# s* kHarold: A teacher / s( t, O: Q+ P+ ]+ K" M
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