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发表于 2008-3-7 20:50 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids are Quick
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! k9 {( ]5 ?4 \. DTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
* }0 A1 ^* M8 N" U2 T* @+ x& pMaria: Here it is. " q- k; u; d6 [& C6 v9 S
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 9 K. n3 u# {* q0 G5 Q5 Y* @
Class: Maria. 8 E' W# u7 m2 N8 c, L: \2 R& c

/ d( d+ L- p) u, R; _0 dTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ! U1 O- j. W$ ?- t4 S
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
) i  k5 b, v4 \7 o9 i' HGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" $ Z; F4 Q! z8 Z4 E6 Y) f# o+ T
Teacher: No, that's wrong , D4 W  M1 I8 p2 ?1 k* Q
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 7 }6 Z6 G3 K9 J% a& ?
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
- E/ `$ G' S/ @5 S& wDonald: H I J K L M N O.
* `5 S' x( O' j$ W9 oTeacher: What are you talking about?
* r# b# N# c9 i9 c, A* NDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 4 t/ _. O- D; o6 C, G' d
Winnie: Me! 4 v! \$ P$ _. ?

4 }# l( l8 a) b; f' k% Z! ]Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 8 h- v/ E! R: \' O* g  ]  @
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. , @# r5 i+ i. q! ?. @8 f

, m+ b. k: O, @2 D: N/ n. GTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
- \) j6 F& ~: sMillie: I is... : b; E* u! E3 Y1 p
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 3 _6 W0 d, F3 P- Q: |4 N
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." / e! t2 Y* F, t* |! D
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
+ D: H) [8 l' @0 b- t" iLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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* y( t  r5 \+ @3 d, ATeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
+ Z; D7 }3 L; _4 ]Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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9 O5 f7 M( |7 d* Q! m0 t$ ^) J/ NTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? * u" s1 \4 _# B' V
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
: Q1 a5 s) Y, C- |3 WHarold: A teacher
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发表于 2008-3-8 07:59 | 显示全部楼层
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