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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
+ I' Y4 j2 N" y- F7 RMaria: Here it is.
7 Z4 I+ l% y/ I7 |3 BTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? * w2 u2 L5 b3 i& C
Class: Maria. & e# \2 h! p( C9 c: j7 m7 {
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
' S/ ]! |7 Z& i/ R9 q% {John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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+ F$ j {# Q# ^ _' zTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" " `0 h. X* N- C, |
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
8 Q2 t( }* w( K7 G* i _Teacher: No, that's wrong ( s% `" y* e) Z( G
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. , }; C4 h* S: b7 b$ j F
' M- u W7 c! f' t3 E7 s8 lTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 1 z( E1 S# ?; X1 w9 y
Donald: H I J K L M N O. 0 ?; e& B h5 e9 |: {$ x, U( y3 \- ~
Teacher: What are you talking about?
0 A( a0 P" y; p/ [0 X0 r) xDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. & }$ g- n# i0 o7 t6 ^
# c8 W! g9 I2 f q/ q9 gTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
) D* m$ p, E/ E) lWinnie: Me! : F9 U; p" B% T
E: f+ D7 F* I, k+ v0 G rTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
" b5 p! [2 E) ~! l0 { }Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 0 Z Y) ]; C$ S/ F
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 6 _1 I* o+ E) Q. t. t6 J- o
Millie: I is... 9 g3 k& p7 B; Y6 ~; @
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
9 v* d3 \6 m# a" j Y/ p! ZMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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5 x& L: Z- K7 J$ Z) M& i" }Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
+ r# a& [5 d$ M# v! w1 Q5 k; TLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
V& `$ W. |8 c0 NSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
* M& w0 I% D. K2 ^: s& L, J4 CClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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0 J, B- I* k5 c2 t4 D( UTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
9 q5 Q8 w& ~: h" }Harold: A teacher 1 r: q; D7 d( h' t# ~
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