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2 R. u7 d% i. ?( }: UTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
0 t: g$ }1 g4 \ N$ ~6 @$ p K QMaria: Here it is. ; c' c( q! j' P# k: t, W: d% Y8 M
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
6 w3 j! F, {4 A( o' wClass: Maria. 3 c d; I$ u& V! `& J4 q
9 i: N6 g6 y: ^1 DTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
- g. y( M0 {0 G B, mJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
0 e( S' K1 W' Q% v$ o8 qGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
& f5 u: b( A wTeacher: No, that's wrong
' o$ E/ q6 C7 I" MGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 8 i) n) Q) V" A i$ I
6 \ o1 s+ R; gTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? / i- Y+ |* Q3 G; j9 |+ G5 `
Donald: H I J K L M N O. % Z2 H% l: Q5 q0 R
Teacher: What are you talking about?
" Y$ k$ g$ h' M' hDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 8 _! D4 ~) \1 j" B2 u/ |7 t
) u: @: g$ y) P) [Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
" N+ G( ]* H7 P6 jWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 3 w% x, {$ O- U) W! m8 F% l) Z- |+ C
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. . M2 s4 d7 d' q, ~- |8 X: s
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 5 E8 X" X, y1 s2 W
Millie: I is...
. J% ~8 r1 a! ~Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." # n4 Q) T. i2 |) p$ t
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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% F ?; k) I0 p" k. T' _Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? ! K6 {8 |9 ^2 V' F+ V) S! ^9 H9 b
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 9 l: E @( F- W$ K5 Z9 y; T% y
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
/ t5 W% R3 |- A5 c4 vSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. % O$ N& r6 ^' _0 x& P+ p% H; v
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
1 p9 T! l1 Z+ x$ vClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. - c2 o0 J+ r% V9 j) Z0 c! j
. T6 P1 u9 V( l$ h% S- pTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
, ~7 b9 m9 E9 W/ f z3 |& @" XHarold: A teacher
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