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0 _" R, w4 k3 |0 w& ?* ~9 bTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
4 f# h( Q S- J" @7 g0 ~3 @8 W ?, hMaria: Here it is.
3 M$ z9 v; W0 pTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? ! Y) n3 u( Z. H& ~7 k* P5 C
Class: Maria. j, p2 f6 {/ n3 `5 D
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
* }* q' D6 J' uJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. ( o% o, ]+ s. g2 h* J
* H% I3 n; F# ]1 d0 f7 dTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
+ m7 d4 q. Q( W0 cGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" : C3 x% H) X9 H1 ]
Teacher: No, that's wrong * v' j1 u* U/ R" j
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 4 {8 C/ V* k* l
5 r5 j1 |4 E/ }! f) ^Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
# l% |3 x. P) v6 o" b$ A( ~Donald: H I J K L M N O.
: J7 k1 r: W- @; Z# a Z' {Teacher: What are you talking about? 2 n0 s4 k4 y6 U8 [; M! s. i5 @ x
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. " r" M `% P/ z
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 7 B& e5 @( ]: h- X6 u: H0 {# g
Winnie: Me!
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2 N5 Y: b/ ]# |Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
3 X w- }3 A4 IGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 1 D1 Y" O5 c$ F1 ?
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
0 d5 e$ P& u: y% t% d8 WMillie: I is...
1 j! O/ X2 i# S8 q8 C# [( ~Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." % h J6 a% M% B d$ Q* \3 ~
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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3 z& c# {. b X8 T5 bTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
. a" |$ v7 M; D4 [8 D7 mLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. " s. [6 G0 u4 w$ \& X3 b6 H' i
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 8 W8 H# g# T$ O0 \/ ?" j
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ( V8 p5 ]+ E: ?
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
, m# z( _& i! n1 b5 dClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 4 ]! e9 m8 g$ y3 t( a* v+ |
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? ' R" n4 |& W2 r9 d5 G- p
Harold: A teacher
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