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' n/ c9 v% O( vTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
6 o5 L0 v6 ~, l. vMaria: Here it is.
" C# c; Q4 C& ?: B! D9 e# CTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
& a* F, X5 E/ `' h& Y: {2 X* t# hClass: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 5 |7 w+ m! ^; ]
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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0 e! I% d" j( E2 e1 z0 VTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" $ ]2 ~2 Q; [8 t0 ]# d! ~
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
2 M8 M' B. C; b$ tTeacher: No, that's wrong
# ^* s) l) y. H5 }$ K- mGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 1 ~0 g/ i! F" W6 x v/ y( T
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
+ J) c3 w$ u0 I1 n8 eDonald: H I J K L M N O.
6 n& T. M3 H+ |, v- bTeacher: What are you talking about? $ D# S T6 N$ R
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. / f8 l$ C4 w$ B" |* C6 @7 N" k" B, K
1 H9 n; }' v; e( y2 ^ u" \Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. . `8 u, S! R7 {* [ f3 p+ m" p) f
Winnie: Me! / y+ p$ c: L0 Z$ W Z8 T5 D6 s
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? Z3 u n; G# L$ o
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 8 R# @9 I8 }% ~7 [# X* y, a* Y% l( Y
; b/ Y( Z! G/ ^9 l, _Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 4 }/ i- p7 D" B' j# |
Millie: I is...
! l2 x* i5 O+ b5 h3 TTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
8 c+ x" h' \# \6 @9 n- `Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 1 `( U; @/ }4 [! `
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
S& o7 a3 a3 `* m+ n" p6 }Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
9 j( m; G/ n5 |$ P% p2 ~1 g6 Y0 B wSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. + ]7 \8 }! M- H' l
6 a& G+ H, c" _' H( E6 {/ `Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? % }" Z% g% F ]7 n% r/ |& Z$ i
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 0 v1 p5 A4 O1 I3 D
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
* ?7 C2 u1 X' j! L1 }- m0 S- kHarold: A teacher 1 s2 ~1 f# P' q. W; Z7 O; Z1 _- o$ U
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