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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. / C. P# Y/ H! @
Maria: Here it is.
7 j- y! c" `8 @) d4 i/ zTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? " V4 f9 @6 F* e4 t5 e, E
Class: Maria.
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- E5 l0 r }" T9 aTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
6 ^4 s ^$ {0 [: x! {& UJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. * P% J9 s) [1 B7 R+ p
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
4 S: |* C' _2 U4 _# YGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
( r9 Y! y b% o2 O0 M4 z9 C+ `Teacher: No, that's wrong
) K) B6 Y# h! cGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? w5 G2 N8 n' [; e
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
2 a" R) E2 v+ D. ^3 PTeacher: What are you talking about? : x% P! p: j! A9 m3 _
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
8 z. L% H' Q- IWinnie: Me!
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# }+ b: c1 x" t m- s( oTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
. N: X, T) l5 }Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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/ d, l% G% D! L* V8 t# o% j5 V* JTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
) ^$ L6 b5 `! j I: ^3 CMillie: I is...
3 ?8 r; T! a& b. r+ _Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 9 ]( U- @) g9 U5 |! L
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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% P5 V# _( `$ L' a$ `7 G' B9 d2 @3 _! gTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
. `: U4 l4 o$ U6 zLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. / C3 J7 d. R" o
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
$ M6 e& ^7 P2 f' i# n3 dSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
* D# w) @) I5 y r- f8 t7 m* JClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. ) o* e( b" L% }" E+ H6 K1 W
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? ) [& ~, N$ W+ F0 C8 q2 z
Harold: A teacher / q: h1 u5 ?4 ~1 g
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