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/ k/ b5 }0 [9 W, iTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
9 @" ?% X( r: |* T$ _- hMaria: Here it is. 3 {: r3 C% d# B1 n: N: s
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
. y- A/ ]# ]( S5 fClass: Maria.
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8 S* | a2 \! v' mTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
5 b9 A/ w# @, _- \! WJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. ! y4 B" M% ?5 S1 K# Z) ?' c4 y. ?
! h) R5 S. C8 \" N; QTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" ) e+ P! T1 R& M) h$ B
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" $ d( x8 j/ C5 D' T. {
Teacher: No, that's wrong 4 _& |: D: E' y+ v7 b V, X L
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. # V( X$ I+ p% u7 A
0 p0 M t! W8 Q6 {- S2 ?4 \Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
# y7 p5 U8 {6 F' _4 j a7 M# d) @Donald: H I J K L M N O. / s8 ?% [! u" `4 c
Teacher: What are you talking about? . I9 C5 Z) v4 W; y
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
; I4 p z6 _8 N* e8 {; L* PWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
& }$ J( L( ]3 R* kGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. , k( b- X! B! t( _. Y: [
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 3 e a9 @5 s. ]# h4 Z9 a
Millie: I is...
- K K. Q) _, S+ [6 XTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
3 L$ I {1 B: M/ MMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 3 F. }6 M7 [) \. K# t$ J9 n8 v
( T+ u4 v+ \- ]& BTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? K4 f) Z9 J' ~! G- T9 o" i0 H
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. . n0 f0 y |, H* b1 {9 {4 y
# k0 R. H" r7 bTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 0 G" p: l! v2 }
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 8 P# _ p! O W" ]0 R* F
& V0 s; E4 `8 a0 j+ N- }Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
" `; r3 _( Y9 G+ qClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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8 Q% T" a1 C" @, w' V" PTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
, X" e1 |6 o, f8 m9 a1 J' fHarold: A teacher
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