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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. / F& Q+ k1 }; R8 e/ f1 U
Maria: Here it is. 5 B8 y( W- F' K2 v7 R* v
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 5 Z' {, U4 h8 c* r, z" t! S. B: n
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
- }2 r, F# \1 f2 vJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
8 T. W% M4 V2 k! Z: hGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" ( J, b$ [ X7 v9 \1 S8 o
Teacher: No, that's wrong 1 f; c$ P x* _
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
! R0 }( Z1 B1 j* J0 MDonald: H I J K L M N O.
' d# s: u8 n2 YTeacher: What are you talking about?
; O B0 B4 S2 ^Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 8 N* u0 B" P( X- y, [5 h
( g( K8 f# P% D ~4 \% P1 a, gTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. . o7 j! X3 w8 D; q; a/ H, G
Winnie: Me! * d! W6 ?6 ?% P! b
* E" M4 h: o8 @% [Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
) V9 B# C6 C; ~Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 2 E4 b. v" F( L H) [( @
Millie: I is...
' J) {$ X% | g: m4 F/ hTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." ' L- q* u2 K& T. y: J9 _2 B( Z% ~
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." . \' q! m% \: R. B' }3 b& M: l
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 7 F% M3 X2 |, c) H) q
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. , m* o, Y( P' }$ c2 J
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? + u9 W! l0 S- x
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 6 K( t7 B$ z' f1 D- B
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? ! e& `! t7 M/ c. s4 l# p
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. % a7 e9 H4 a; K$ V9 r
1 @+ T. u8 V6 I9 j4 G( F* a4 lTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 0 s& X, v3 T {% J( C$ O
Harold: A teacher 8 o5 s3 I( b/ F
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