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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 1 d4 u* u) M0 J! w5 W& b
Maria: Here it is.
1 F# m5 w& J* C# p- |Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
# r+ [: G" [2 H% A4 mClass: Maria.
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2 |7 u1 T1 ~5 ?( {# E7 c _% ITeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 9 e/ m9 Q9 R! L. Q3 k
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
. d+ r" ]# d5 K3 X! v' S9 W4 J+ O7 TGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
, R. t! r; J7 X* QTeacher: No, that's wrong 8 Y7 m$ p- c2 h0 X) W$ \) f- Q, { P
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ) G- A3 U; \( j2 v# b
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? ! a# B5 N1 n: @2 C8 t; L- X {
Donald: H I J K L M N O. % v5 r K; n! G& j G+ R; z! }. n
Teacher: What are you talking about? ! O8 l2 p) Q; D, Y
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. - R! ^* U3 j, h$ S
4 g5 Y3 J* _1 k2 N; B% ATeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 6 p; u o1 }/ ?% ], y# k1 a
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? ) d) b7 h) i# \/ v. d0 }1 H
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
' o0 J0 w5 m& ?' R k0 \. OMillie: I is... # [ G; i2 K5 }
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." # ]/ H2 s: z1 k
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 3 ]9 D# A; N; U, V0 [- g
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
8 ?9 P% R: g8 l: e7 d7 H Q( sLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 7 f+ ^5 T, k* B/ q' T2 H: H
6 Z: D. y3 e9 @9 dTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? * Y+ O$ c; Q7 y6 t9 q( E; d7 X, T8 {
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 1 @1 F# y2 U% M! V4 p' P7 j5 w1 ^) v
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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`/ z6 X2 l. E' G7 LTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? - n' M4 x4 J' `
Harold: A teacher
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