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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. , N5 O3 y% a0 i0 |9 L8 F
Maria: Here it is. 0 F' F' ]6 F$ b
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? " c8 r, p' m7 S! |
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
2 K/ ~, f/ |3 Z. aGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 0 i9 j b7 ]# x/ }% R; V2 T7 B3 z
Teacher: No, that's wrong " C2 u* n6 \1 h. f2 T
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 0 o$ W) r! C4 T" _: F) A
7 H5 }5 H q) }Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 6 N. a+ T% k- V8 t M* n2 }3 `
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
6 Z& S8 r0 q0 P+ v0 R4 a- jTeacher: What are you talking about?
! G- g& s& v8 b5 x8 X2 ODonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. " P7 \/ u [: H# X
. Q; R6 J; x8 V E e5 [. U" {Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. . p2 k% _; U; y1 s, h/ B
Winnie: Me! 1 u/ G& [# U0 ]
; o- C! q4 z9 l; d: f- eTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
- K6 G; f) y1 O: `" oGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
3 { u1 o7 J0 {Millie: I is...
& y3 b4 j, y! {$ ITeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 5 a5 g9 H5 I8 O* G% ]! ?, w
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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4 [ Y6 U9 q. L; W$ o! aTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 1 f# B: X' b) W+ J& f- h% K0 i/ s
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 0 M! l- m( s6 [% P( I% U/ Y
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
) B. g0 {$ [7 F- G* r. g) v6 XSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. : Y' i0 k- t1 ? ?
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? ( k' u1 g8 I! l. `, o
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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+ `% A" V! c7 d' XTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 5 R1 d5 }3 A. D( {3 `, {9 h
Harold: A teacher
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