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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
! `3 w$ Y- Q+ M$ ~0 v6 EMaria: Here it is. # |; {8 X: ]) G3 M+ ]
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
+ x$ Y2 K% x9 x; e# \Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 8 s* L4 h; K( t
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 5 `# ?1 k5 U! f$ a& u7 Z
Teacher: No, that's wrong - Y* k7 [- T* o
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 4 W: P: K& ^$ p" `- |5 e
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? + e/ t) d1 X! }
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
' Y( J l7 Q7 J' iTeacher: What are you talking about? : w/ K1 Y) ^" x" G8 E+ V$ L
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 9 K, ?3 x1 K9 p6 U7 Q
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
1 X' ], B2 q M: B9 ~Winnie: Me! N w4 n1 b% l, s
/ q& ?" ]! w* c7 ]# z+ i! M1 ], o$ \Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? {( F) E9 P4 v9 R% @8 }
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ' e- J( L0 E% u5 c2 t! c
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
* p5 r9 O& \$ t- F7 m4 BMillie: I is...
. s7 Z8 t$ p9 V" {Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
' V/ @/ j7 H- z$ f% EMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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; P$ k- h6 `+ F. K; ZTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
% a6 g4 L2 f) `" iLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. ( J/ j5 R4 v4 S0 m! B$ W
6 J8 v2 u" F# n% ]Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
# }2 T" x! c% N3 B+ \Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ( h$ X- q7 G5 M( {
$ Q; L0 H2 |0 `5 }$ C! @+ bTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
' U( L' R6 d ~Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 7 _& O. @0 V S
0 D( b O6 y% u( ^Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
! n* L% u, r" }* E8 p3 q2 KHarold: A teacher
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