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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. % e, {/ U* Q, P- m& x" u5 G
Maria: Here it is. ) X* \( P# ^, b% @- P
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? " Y; F r8 M- X0 Q6 V" C
Class: Maria. ' M% g% B( s+ o( k7 l: D
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? # I4 \. C7 Y& [; M P" J8 e/ e+ U
John: You told me to do it without using tables. / q4 Y4 i& t, m. ^7 m
; F1 L3 `0 x5 Z. d) C9 mTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
# s P( K8 x; K) r8 r* K$ kGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" * s6 P- m1 O& s* g
Teacher: No, that's wrong ' c3 O6 D" ?3 x8 a7 _. A$ l
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
9 ~4 H3 W+ r, o/ \+ ]( K3 @* L9 ?, wDonald: H I J K L M N O.
: w+ t; ~- ~! K) }Teacher: What are you talking about?
; l5 v4 B! ]; ?Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
8 D3 r9 e$ X U# yWinnie: Me! - N0 d; }7 m& }$ ^. r9 ^
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
5 u. n4 |: h. @0 t" cGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 6 f7 b3 {2 J1 L7 v9 t9 t% d
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
' C" t1 F! e2 H1 tMillie: I is... / Y! s3 i- t. p
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." + y; i$ }9 ?0 M+ z W3 D
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 1 j. H+ u) {+ D: z
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 0 c [% I1 K, [
) B- {. o! c; `3 KTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
- Q1 c: t* F Z# n6 eSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 5 ]3 @- U- |5 l
) H, ]7 U& ?; U( }# B' T C# zTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
" b3 A( [. b. o) E$ y- }! t3 g4 @Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. ' r" z/ t8 f$ g
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
. n0 `1 M2 I; k1 lHarold: A teacher 6 u4 V* `% X+ Z/ ^) D$ Y
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