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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. % n V, O6 B+ |
Maria: Here it is. $ p+ G: b4 N& [! B9 X# b- \# B+ R
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? % k5 o8 Y2 A* u; g8 d, N
Class: Maria.
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# G. ?* q( L) v9 u0 Q% A* C% OTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
6 Z, h$ D$ U1 |% \ TJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" $ w! [4 l& U0 A8 J8 O* E0 c. q
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" + E; ^7 ]5 F2 { P2 ?
Teacher: No, that's wrong ! O5 `" `5 x% U9 n: m
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. # v/ @( }- g7 w0 j4 n$ l( k7 R
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
. }- K4 y5 [% G C. @+ ~" a, m. x4 MDonald: H I J K L M N O. * j" Y9 r" O( z9 F N1 X
Teacher: What are you talking about? 9 z" B: v3 H7 M, H' r+ f) \
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
" ?$ k) h" z( ] E5 e8 ZWinnie: Me!
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1 g# c) o- D% p9 `4 B& GTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
& l. l- g% Q6 P9 V# x$ qGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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, ]" u2 f7 b# d( Y8 O4 bTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
5 U$ H: X5 L1 [& K* b2 E2 H8 qMillie: I is... , W2 p( p: a G( n7 }
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." : @, N7 p; w* A$ c
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." ) r3 p u! E, G, `, K5 \
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
( `* r% r! f% [, i, ]Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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( @: K2 n; y' M- ~5 u5 x8 G( HTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
. W6 O2 e! ^# J% D2 x9 ~Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. . ~7 ~4 k* P$ R _9 D6 L( e1 B( k: q
" `3 r2 V" E$ I0 l8 r% |9 xTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
/ W1 k2 f: o( oClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 8 H. c1 M+ ^8 H! M) ?0 t7 z" l
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 0 b. m, j0 y0 B$ X, r
Harold: A teacher 1 j2 D0 A; O5 P$ S+ M
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