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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. ' z N1 G6 v2 @0 ]
Maria: Here it is.
! V4 w" v) Q& a k: [2 E3 dTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 9 |8 W+ s, l9 ]
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( J5 o* F, ?5 i/ y$ D4 STeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
* R! n( Z! e. h: l. o/ xJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. $ Z0 v' |* p, v% M1 P1 l
8 m* u2 E/ T. I2 _ jTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 0 E+ S+ q0 M. V2 X# v# h
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
" f! F; k: ~& n5 T# xTeacher: No, that's wrong
* I- f& k9 f3 d. q$ I. b6 S6 v9 gGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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b. z* ^ Y, ?Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? , L* k) o3 P; p5 ?
Donald: H I J K L M N O. ( @8 v7 e. W9 d2 L* `$ t
Teacher: What are you talking about?
) g2 p) J- {& j& |Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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( |3 U2 F' T' r/ U; [7 P8 r' GTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
1 Q1 i E8 u0 F* K. u: \ EWinnie: Me!
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7 y; Y6 I n+ m1 @. ]Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 7 ~9 k& B# G7 u+ E. \1 Z+ `- k
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." : }; u$ j' K6 J6 U9 J0 f
Millie: I is... 6 Z o: X* b; z; l2 {' S
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
: O1 ]" w4 G7 QMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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9 K) F+ S* l: n( @/ Y8 MTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
6 v1 @" P- g9 M3 L1 ?! P; _; CLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. p" X- p6 ~7 E5 W: z; ~
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? , a( I1 j0 T$ `
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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2 p( X- ?; t* g" Y0 iTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
- o0 L/ f$ [! S5 w" W. cClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
( j) I0 ~) _5 h. Y5 nHarold: A teacher
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