Kids are Quick

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Kids are Quick
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  e% d% [' i$ V  |Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
7 g( y- d1 @9 v8 P# Y+ y) b$ rMaria: Here it is.
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
3 w( l' U0 f6 yClass: Maria.

6 K# U+ r3 B8 [! g  D+ g' E: X  g+ pTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
* q9 C% e0 r( q$ uJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.

4 h4 \! n$ L. M: S7 u- YTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
; Q" ]) L- X2 k. H8 X3 L% AGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
* Q( @5 T4 @# ^4 c  B6 fTeacher: No, that's wrong
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

+ y/ d; [9 C0 q* ?  R: }) ]% W) rTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
) ]# P3 W& M" ]0 R( D0 d( }0 FTeacher: What are you talking about?
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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7 O) l- E# G. L: G3 @4 zTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
: }6 d) g" ^' |: A1 xGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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4 {5 R8 Z; Y* G+ ?/ B1 y6 ~Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
Millie: I is...
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
( U3 X2 j3 ]8 b0 F2 F6 UMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

  u$ O; G. E2 R! w0 K  yTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
, i1 K5 `8 q/ V( b6 tLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.

! Z2 m7 j" @) v5 S8 tTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
& q$ R3 K9 s. W/ o& \) h. y0 ]4 l0 uSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

! d* f' m6 F* R: QTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
8 \& P2 _  [/ p$ O% ]& a/ @Harold: A teacher

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omg!
The last one is GREAT!

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