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; M( W# |' b* ^# `0 NTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
- E' w @3 _$ q$ u. PMaria: Here it is.
5 W. W( I* m0 L! Y2 a8 Y6 F) L/ \1 STeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
( E2 p' g- s& z; p! y# R7 IClass: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ' `/ F: O2 e3 ~8 O6 @: V, h+ ?
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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- o% z2 V& E" t/ K( a/ oTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
$ \7 A0 _8 L6 F/ j. {( Q; |Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" ; Z! ?* {( g+ z8 l! E
Teacher: No, that's wrong
/ C3 A6 s$ R9 e6 CGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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, u. T3 k x! c$ m/ YTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
+ D9 f! u& n; v' ZDonald: H I J K L M N O.
( B# z/ I& i/ x, J( Q8 X' ]Teacher: What are you talking about? Q0 y( v% O1 c v4 K% p/ I
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. ( E0 \1 o- v3 m$ T- f$ T- o4 c
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 8 V8 {8 U5 Y1 c0 B% ?+ _* c* }
Winnie: Me! 7 G) p$ p& n* Q9 U' X+ j- s
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
/ e) ~6 n/ ~, pGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
% X! j# m6 h# j. R! ]Millie: I is...
% ^2 }/ D" ?0 p# G& XTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
* F( R4 Y7 v" m6 f1 U. p& iMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 5 i8 r5 k; {! [. B( s5 z0 C$ _% \
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. % U$ t1 R9 q+ M5 Z, S
" C' c( K' e" o, |2 L4 T6 oTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
$ b5 z; D! H- [7 Y" E' OSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. * Y3 ~5 e' d7 g
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? - M8 y- q# A" S: E" `# w
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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! F. u# C5 y$ z' Q6 ^Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
$ ?) p9 H* C6 q0 X6 k4 G0 tHarold: A teacher
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