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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
5 z( X. F. Z V; [6 `Maria: Here it is.
0 M+ }1 p" E/ E/ s8 S; eTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? : @5 g% s$ Y% _6 |2 w
Class: Maria. 7 g, v+ M' r; j4 r' t d
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ( ~3 q a0 n, n9 b! C8 }- `
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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: ]2 U7 {% P; g4 |$ `4 {3 STeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
- U. J3 S" W Q0 m" p3 T7 D5 DGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" & D3 Z0 m7 Q, f& ~& _! T9 `4 a
Teacher: No, that's wrong
% W% o; k2 Q8 |( c: IGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
2 W1 p2 `* w& |1 ODonald: H I J K L M N O. 3 e# Z( C$ q- K% ?1 }) v$ W
Teacher: What are you talking about? , m A( x+ F8 ]4 N2 {3 Y, n0 ~
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. $ Q$ V5 u; R, h" b- q3 J% K
' l5 V& ~; N0 s) e: |Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
- g2 x3 E+ @3 ~& G0 q6 S3 i h# FWinnie: Me! ; Y8 S* n! X2 } E# \
( @+ W1 z$ w6 ~6 n% GTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
' A: v$ E/ ~' ~0 _Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
3 I, Y- @6 E; u& n; ^& J( ZMillie: I is... ; e6 x5 {+ x% v8 q6 N- u
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." + f c+ d# {- y2 _
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." , H9 o1 m; \, q# ?5 S
- Z$ M+ r2 b5 ?2 D+ b/ u* JTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
' c; x+ e7 E" Q( e8 yLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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- d ?! F" \. wTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 5 U5 g* R, |- X+ U
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 0 Z6 q* D2 |+ T% Z% G" a3 ]2 m
* `+ [) B, N0 g! aTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
' O: d4 l+ ]7 o) U" P3 r% rClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. / W/ {* W: \0 E( R6 _6 V
( b( E& n' G3 e+ X- o5 w' c1 TTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
' X6 W( l+ W- y& W- N6 y% xHarold: A teacher " g9 C" ~/ j4 t' C) n
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