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# t2 x+ T c4 y0 \8 } R4 KTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 0 ? x, U t& F1 K9 K, v" l# C. F
Maria: Here it is. y/ ?9 X1 v7 H. j B
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? - {9 g3 c( Y; n- h8 S* x0 j! _: z
Class: Maria. 6 m% i* e% {$ q
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 6 y: g9 v/ L3 C- ~, ? a
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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- u0 s/ f4 ^- _, O4 s: w8 D2 ], PTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 4 t4 n# j/ ?1 z0 v( Y
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" ! V$ B+ L M8 J/ y5 e
Teacher: No, that's wrong . O9 P( k7 U9 T
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 9 c1 x3 _/ ~' U
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
/ X& E: J/ p, gTeacher: What are you talking about? ' l2 |& K2 z4 d" Y) ^
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. % P3 z3 O% g* ^6 C d9 ~
7 W M, n, V* c( S- {: E6 O) dTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
+ {7 B n. a2 E1 zWinnie: Me! 6 y/ v9 }& b4 _
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
8 u$ R1 Z- a2 ^: D4 d3 |# H1 ]Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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9 P8 _. a8 N+ e. m: ^6 GTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
1 q9 ?, S4 D, h. D+ J& u5 g+ L! eMillie: I is...
$ S0 Z+ S7 s* LTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
2 D& J- m; ]; |! {" XMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? - m- M6 z5 e! X3 |, T
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. ; G0 e' x+ m9 n0 n0 L0 c2 d5 T) |
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? ( m6 h& |, |$ Y6 E, y6 H D
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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( o3 r0 ~: t+ J0 @7 BTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? / m* w$ k+ D2 y2 a3 v) g& y
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. ) J1 s- q$ i, w6 ?' [
0 N0 H* B" X4 C/ L# UTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? + n% L) G Z- p8 f- s
Harold: A teacher
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