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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. . ], K( L& @. e
Maria: Here it is.
& c n4 q/ M% NTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
8 s4 a3 M' @! D! c1 xClass: Maria.
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# s) Y% V4 B* b0 ^' Y" bTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
; E" Z. \% Z* v. g3 e: bJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. 4 O/ N3 ]# a" I. w3 R2 x0 s2 @8 o
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" . Y3 f! Z6 u; C( ?
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 4 l# L) F; d* j9 `
Teacher: No, that's wrong
% I, t5 x; c s3 B( O" sGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 8 _& K0 U3 R0 {; K% W0 a( }* z
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
9 M% Z, `/ v* YDonald: H I J K L M N O.
: [% ], j' f3 @3 ]! eTeacher: What are you talking about?
- A6 a+ R# L1 ~$ Y3 R' C% H# z) D* eDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. ; P/ H) S) V ^' G
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
4 f P9 X( x: Y/ J3 sWinnie: Me!
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1 T9 Z1 Z @' A/ i: sTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
) m' O# W/ u" AGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. $ O$ k8 e1 B& m5 I- V
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
" v" j- a6 C) y/ S. X) c/ ]. MMillie: I is...
4 _$ F% |. O7 z/ a& NTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
+ g. Q7 r2 J+ q9 uMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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8 z+ D N6 K* S# ~' A" C# w! o# C6 TTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
' h G! `1 J- \ M6 kLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 4 u' P1 V4 R# s- W
. U# ^$ K1 L; @& k) l% n! F* _$ WTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? ( Q- _6 H; M) s0 O8 j N
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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k4 Z% i% v# E u6 o8 K2 mTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? / @3 r7 P$ [8 _4 p0 R
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 1 I0 K0 J, j/ r* a' b: B+ A
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
% x5 B; B7 I1 x3 H! ^! s9 {$ M# wHarold: A teacher + {) V3 J; V6 e7 W6 J. J
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