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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
( I# r1 d4 \- u/ B+ U t/ u TMaria: Here it is.
# c! ]9 M. Z, M) d9 P8 FTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
2 D! _% b# E9 Q, w/ _+ ?Class: Maria.
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2 J* h7 N6 Z9 _: Y" ?- k- GTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? * _2 @4 W6 p1 [6 Z' ^
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6 [# U5 G* E5 g- _Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
5 G. u9 A/ c! j0 MGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
5 x% r. i9 \1 hTeacher: No, that's wrong
3 n X; s5 u7 Y& l& c5 V( A9 bGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ' F* t1 q6 A% Q$ W
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
0 d/ \, b8 X" D. M8 {$ \, P/ cDonald: H I J K L M N O.
% S6 N- q8 ?$ `5 B; QTeacher: What are you talking about? " ^% q; U" U0 E" g( m; h7 O, S) s# j
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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' X' D0 a# a! T- }Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? - q& c$ D' z7 x' s5 f8 M
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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5 r8 @: D, H0 _Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 0 G+ `) \7 A8 x! i! l1 `
Millie: I is... ! H I0 l0 O/ r
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
% I) i; A; O3 U o0 yMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." " I# ]: m. y) |! d9 O9 d0 b
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
* [) F. \, R& s3 F9 ELouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? ( K$ M( x6 ^: i6 j, |$ ~: M7 ~
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 5 Q5 n+ c* R$ B: \
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 0 Q; ^: G5 t' L7 B% Y3 K7 |4 ?6 E
/ W3 U* b4 ~8 K$ zTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
6 e7 x) a. u9 }Harold: A teacher
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