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/ n% _( }, {/ Y5 S% h7 h* H U* mTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
" Z4 v( Y7 S% s7 t C5 v; YMaria: Here it is. 7 ]; r! r" z2 [: Y9 L) {8 E! E% z# I
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
9 ?6 J8 l: ]. ]- b+ iClass: Maria. 2 f/ L8 f6 W5 U' c. {8 `: R
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
9 r3 j6 G" B' l7 {; |John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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0 I" G1 u" N9 F7 K# O8 [Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
, g4 A' y. a1 u% O% LGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
$ R, B# G- r8 E" ]: B% {9 w( `+ }Teacher: No, that's wrong
, b6 ^5 @5 ~% p O' ^7 i) \Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
9 v4 y7 Q! e R6 \5 _. c" A- YDonald: H I J K L M N O. ( S. b2 H7 Z' Q/ \+ w" W
Teacher: What are you talking about? 9 j- @5 O g3 U; I0 U3 H
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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7 x/ Y4 B$ C. K. n$ I" V, HTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
+ t; h( W7 J0 d! }! c; @Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
, i1 q5 S) \5 i0 ^% GGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ( k# d+ {" Q5 j% C
5 P, c+ p2 q$ K# D# A* o7 B$ `Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
# Z" W5 x' i/ `6 uMillie: I is...
% _5 u4 {- {& k( k* R0 t# oTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
( L/ V" ~- K+ b/ j1 p8 nMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
7 O# t" _3 I$ HLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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2 B9 O3 I& r$ G+ ?4 Z8 NTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
" x; P1 H# ]8 v* eSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 1 p# c1 s. _6 w0 R
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? & Q6 O' ~: P* B" g: r
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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* e) u3 S1 R3 A, m7 b6 |Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
8 r6 o, s$ o. Q+ A) `' c6 L8 BHarold: A teacher
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