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5 g# p9 i5 x9 W8 vTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. # ]: L E( t2 [
Maria: Here it is.
3 }' K; e. i) j; PTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
! M& U' U& ^8 e' @Class: Maria. * r/ q: W. ?2 ^+ Q! i
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
! \0 W& D; G/ S1 w7 g: LJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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: V2 J# m4 `9 g0 t% LTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
0 e8 m6 Q0 q r# s1 sGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" Z& O* Q0 e& e
Teacher: No, that's wrong 5 H1 O! X" k& _, r
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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7 i) h. t8 y9 ~* xTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? , S: ?* A1 q- A1 j. O! `3 L" C' J
Donald: H I J K L M N O. ! |, {- [9 U" k0 v) S* u
Teacher: What are you talking about? ! b$ T( x. Z* X! G/ G
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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0 f. n. v X( W1 w, d$ NTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. , s7 S9 k p9 Q1 r: f
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 1 e6 C' K; o# {/ t E
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ( L- s6 Q p' t# ~, z
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
9 o% n/ l% e7 f' oMillie: I is... G1 t+ n" }: v, u0 z- t) T/ |0 D
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
+ l3 a1 m# V8 s- ]4 y7 ?Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." - Q- y1 ~" s% ]
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 3 K$ J7 o& w0 L7 t6 C
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 7 B9 o+ m2 D5 Y4 {6 a# B! t
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
, k* N6 E) V9 O, z# F/ B9 z% ?: RSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. + V, _8 J/ Y- I4 `+ m
8 A1 B$ V( y& e- {( k" Z! s2 y& ~0 rTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
. G( N) W3 Y) Y" I" xClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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" R6 S8 }; Z6 i7 FTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
" ~' q1 L- f" D/ VHarold: A teacher 2 C5 s6 z2 [. [
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