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' m& g/ C Z+ [% `- _Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. * v' U) I8 @1 c
Maria: Here it is.
6 G T% q* D; |" R. M* A8 MTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 0 N# }9 f G' u$ n F% w0 d
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" W, ~4 A4 u. N- m* GTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
! K2 P5 x1 s! @9 [/ sJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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- I2 t9 z a* s6 \/ o# QTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
( @$ V9 @: ~' A2 O. }7 U6 MGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" & P+ l5 W/ n) ^; N% e
Teacher: No, that's wrong ; U8 D3 I) q) L' ?
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ) ?7 r+ J! U1 ]& W/ K
" h; P# O1 ?( G8 a3 ^Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
, N/ r! |- P1 RDonald: H I J K L M N O. , a$ e6 G8 g; h. l3 d: s
Teacher: What are you talking about?
- T, m0 }/ Y. f9 EDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. : }( J! |8 @ _$ O- T% N
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. , x1 }, [1 }* \) x2 e) q" Y8 C
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
9 b" V' b" ?8 F5 aGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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( [1 `( \5 R7 H$ P6 r4 G# l' t8 qTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." : ]- J4 _" b# Y) n
Millie: I is...
4 C; U. x% F) x. D7 h5 W1 T% VTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 3 B+ P9 Z5 ?, i! d2 {0 v4 q0 L5 [0 Y
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
$ \$ I S+ e; I! @; X4 KLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 0 d: I( b9 `( ~" C# j- \4 x; v
5 `) E+ o5 p4 Y2 [( ]9 XTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
3 R; A$ r2 y k* u/ s1 c h8 ISimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 6 s8 L5 o8 R; _6 R; K
* s u+ G' @, G" z" e4 S- ^5 zTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 1 o$ _' G0 E1 X& f( K$ p; `5 _6 i
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 3 x0 O9 v" k( w9 H
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
* W! D" E& Y' z# yHarold: A teacher ( U2 I8 p2 }* i# X! h- c
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