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& T1 N6 j; @# PTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
! p% H/ N! _3 g7 g" kMaria: Here it is. 4 q- j; n5 S* F
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
/ } n9 @& ?/ h+ ]0 T" U. ]+ l! cClass: Maria. 5 {' m3 |2 p% G& e( G; k
% F3 x; P# Y# k& I1 p# \Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? & x5 A( ~* I0 {5 g4 f" t9 g- `
John: You told me to do it without using tables. 3 F, K% V# N/ k9 F! I' W, d+ Z/ D
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 5 N" U' n- H, L! A2 A2 K2 o
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" + _) q/ G6 B8 t7 R5 O0 j/ o
Teacher: No, that's wrong ) m+ j8 d3 I% ^; D* a
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 0 [, _7 \) _4 I1 _
2 _* E! @1 L$ `2 }Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
& G; Q9 p7 Z+ e: ~) L( z: a6 @5 ]Donald: H I J K L M N O.
0 }: [& z8 d3 e: DTeacher: What are you talking about? + V s, D( `: `5 z% |. v
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. / D; _* [6 G2 ^- F7 w7 v9 |
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
# p e$ g: {. _/ ?; gWinnie: Me! 2 G; ]6 h: b' w. K& s5 j; u) O8 P' K/ d
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
6 T8 _' W8 e X T& mGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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7 T, W. H' l, d3 ^5 S) X# Z OTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
! ?, C9 m A0 i& j3 ] B2 UMillie: I is...
' k' U3 B0 R' g3 _% NTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." - Y S9 V) s& T t7 c
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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( d" X5 r0 s( V9 F$ f- [# K! ]Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
3 D( B# u: F+ w$ q! q1 M/ NLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. & F4 u7 O6 K, T* v
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? % @! F" `; A% z) D" l+ f, z, [ _
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? " R* X ]3 G' a8 Z/ n6 P) V
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 4 ]/ o1 K9 t- O
* _& i4 S7 K% Q0 `7 I: ]3 S! WTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? , v' H& N6 d4 B
Harold: A teacher 6 e" _8 j4 i$ T
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