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K' ~, b0 L" i/ z' {Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. + o) p- J R* F6 l
Maria: Here it is.
3 A3 }1 e% O* I( ~( ATeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? . Q/ l, `5 C) Z+ T& J3 }
Class: Maria. 4 q8 T6 X* F- x& |4 z, w" i9 o& N; G
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
; |0 Y; b3 P0 o L E% k" wJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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3 V7 {# q$ i$ `Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" # ^ C; c7 |+ F9 D
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
, G( x, q, P7 L' R+ y* O1 o+ o% wTeacher: No, that's wrong 0 l; \+ W3 j/ u5 @0 {+ p& W: w! |( Q
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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! q3 q& I( `. b) [7 ]Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 3 r: {) I3 f+ Q& \5 a! x+ T/ u
Donald: H I J K L M N O. 3 i# } V7 {* A* p! M
Teacher: What are you talking about?
/ m D# `. f& c, |2 S7 zDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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& ?3 `) J2 Q- p# b0 t. ]Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
2 l( B' {; D% Y9 pWinnie: Me! - L& c& _0 w, G# E6 s
: }/ u. d/ v' j/ x8 e. a) ATeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
; D: G! f# ?' @* ^+ _! E/ X H" e" }Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 3 R9 s7 O Q0 ~. J1 F
% Q' ^8 ` d' |+ J' |' qTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
0 ~3 j/ [; O* k0 I0 wMillie: I is... 3 p/ V# q$ q+ V- [7 E/ [
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
7 B ^$ \7 N7 o" v( t6 Q0 AMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 9 ~* O7 F/ b* C4 C
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? . @1 x, ^/ T( K3 q
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 1 F/ @8 C, h! ?$ S; r$ s
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
8 p% R0 j |8 i$ Y, nSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 0 {" q! r1 {2 J' O3 o5 T
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 5 F2 X, g q# N# s9 z$ i8 G u
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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/ k; |3 o. ?/ b# T1 C7 `& m. VTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? + F! X1 w0 V$ v! E/ o7 O
Harold: A teacher 6 [1 `# P6 C8 K Z" z
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