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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
' k/ |' U, `# j$ I8 k8 ~Maria: Here it is. 4 O {# g" O' O
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
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! i; `' w( ~: l0 [1 \( |7 L3 ^Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ! p! F# t0 B- A3 R8 J/ C) n
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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2 B7 x+ B' Q1 V2 nTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" # a$ }6 R/ V0 u% p* S$ l1 \
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
: K8 m3 n( Y- m% ~Teacher: No, that's wrong
4 P9 ~. I3 _1 h( jGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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0 a/ u* T8 h# {4 \9 kTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? " a E+ P3 N/ N. R
Donald: H I J K L M N O. 5 [7 A% d& O" t v1 E; H# h+ T
Teacher: What are you talking about?
3 S+ B. H% M' C* @, V; ZDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. $ q" x1 h5 a7 [5 ^. P
6 I7 T6 b. e3 [7 H; h! d7 _Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
" h4 ]# F( X3 Z* {3 D- ^9 tWinnie: Me!
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: L8 W/ W. { J _% nTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
$ w6 R, t) n+ C$ ?' `Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 9 b- m& b w3 J O
$ ^8 E# B% s9 P% vTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
6 D" ~* F+ o- @$ v( pMillie: I is... ' c; x2 p2 g1 r N: j" r b
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
5 [7 X2 ?, k% c) o, i% ]Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 4 U) C7 U4 F1 d; I( N
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
& j2 v# ?+ y! s- H$ {8 hLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. . E+ u4 p4 R; R0 b: S0 ~3 |
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
2 m4 l' b) z5 g9 g$ CSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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5 \) T# `9 l2 I2 \/ W. W4 _9 b- S( mTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? - }. `6 v2 K/ b
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. . I" s4 G/ s$ N7 B" j. r
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
! b9 b: B) c6 ]/ @1 z$ bHarold: A teacher
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