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/ }: d; C* d. `7 O* L, \4 r) pTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. * k* Q* f% j# t/ m3 v+ z( N
Maria: Here it is. A( T% w- j0 j$ m; p: w$ d' y7 P* ]
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? S& z; f" ~/ A1 X
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 4 z3 J0 d3 m& U& \2 S A
John: You told me to do it without using tables. ! _+ L1 ] p, z5 b
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
" K* l" D* _# s0 l+ B8 |2 AGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" & g0 |: j! Z/ P: ~' y' s
Teacher: No, that's wrong
. }3 _2 X6 }4 H. I+ J- w2 `Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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8 R9 W ?+ a7 X$ m& l- H) `Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? * S3 h+ m2 B2 M: x! G
Donald: H I J K L M N O. % O' t4 ~0 L& O* N6 `, u8 W4 ~; c
Teacher: What are you talking about? : p3 a% u% U: D! x# F* I& R
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. ! R2 g7 @# s0 P5 p& t, i; L
; q) ], C: [0 P" A3 KTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. $ I2 |& v& o! W! e8 n8 ?1 X0 T
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
# f! _. I' g6 @ Z+ ~Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
2 |8 p* v9 [/ F; OMillie: I is... 7 E. b0 ~: b& @
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." # l, J* K. | ]7 a$ i* g
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 8 _% k6 G4 m2 a
0 J& n0 i4 F$ `6 |6 g' PTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
& {: Z; @+ ?. a- yLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. # A, j/ r& C5 J. |, |" P( F8 j" C+ s' z
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? " X0 o# p2 K3 i0 U4 A
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. + u3 O9 i+ D+ w
" J- T" i: S7 X3 JTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 8 O7 ^1 f8 F5 A) D) ?
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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8 M/ M8 s0 c5 o8 B; dTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? / H: b) e+ h' q& {+ ~7 \
Harold: A teacher
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