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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
7 a$ d( y9 ]) k* |) |3 b! B: f. PMaria: Here it is.
6 ]" z# ~: s( j$ Q8 Y' W: ~Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
: |0 z7 S/ b& e) V$ @0 J; JClass: Maria.
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: @9 V0 S+ |% t" K2 b# n# HTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
) a5 c/ F" i' K7 r. P! e- V" @John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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) B( G* ?1 u% ^, H' S- ?/ R% r( ~Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
# H9 U" m9 `( X, ? U% R1 u0 _Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
1 z3 ~' S% e% [, j4 `( o( PTeacher: No, that's wrong ( w$ M. c0 u) Z6 y- h7 p: ~
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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5 q* F$ G0 X& H( s* UTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? " H# z# n& a4 ^* B3 y& y( i
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
2 W2 R% H5 m3 T' Y- nTeacher: What are you talking about? " m1 t1 L6 u! e. o
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. : n% J9 C& }2 ]% K
2 p; |; N0 g; }5 Y" O$ iTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
; e# J7 ?9 {- k2 g" X' yWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 6 }- z) ^# K: }; L* W( l, C& }5 ~+ V
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 3 [9 r0 m6 U4 }. B& x: p
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
B, f5 |; x ~. p7 Y9 CMillie: I is...
" g: ]! g [, R$ uTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." # B) c2 g m: M1 h/ Q: n
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." ' r; D W3 Q4 v# N' v G S
( }$ V7 z: D4 ~4 x. E2 m+ @Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
X. E7 y& _* MLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. G' I# v$ w) c3 P# i$ ~0 s$ n
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
4 O) b& l! j# ?# e, vSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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7 Q5 x1 B2 l d9 bTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
& k' A' u+ z& e ~. H8 g0 _Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 9 |& G& i8 _; j1 Y9 l
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? ( Q" N% k2 \% a
Harold: A teacher & k# f: B3 C3 W1 x% ^: j- c% i
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