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% z3 ]6 I, H4 V! VTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
& B0 F! G# [6 C7 M+ ^Maria: Here it is. & w& p6 l: F& q, [- [9 o
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 2 Y! V$ ]; m% ?' h
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
! G @, Y9 V! i7 q. F( n, L' Q' xJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. & a! F: X+ ]7 v$ L) u* t8 v# R5 i
- H4 i2 n1 C+ f3 o7 H) }Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 7 H3 P: p/ p! O
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
, I5 K. ? z+ m d7 J- F: {Teacher: No, that's wrong ) @+ j* f3 R% C3 A; z2 {
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? , z$ |" K8 W, {0 |) L' C
Donald: H I J K L M N O. ( q. \# }. h0 K- v$ K1 |
Teacher: What are you talking about?
8 ^& I8 W: b( bDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. # p9 F1 e$ I: ~! L
6 A& I, A- v& @. l7 O8 ?/ C' k7 KTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
) @: \: |0 Z, u5 Y5 X/ o# WWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 2 F2 |5 D U; F- D& ]9 U
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." . r7 J; c) X1 G. P, m" U+ x2 P4 x: t
Millie: I is...
) z" |# G, J! S" e7 v, rTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." , x/ J0 G8 y7 s, u4 N
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? & w" `) X& \! r7 @$ m9 r
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 5 I) ~5 }: O0 W- @& b% ^" X" I: O3 K
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? + S! l" O, z6 `4 W! e
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ]/ ^* a) E/ h2 B2 {# h" o+ v
, n3 X) B/ \$ oTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
^0 g! I& V6 W9 D( OClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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& g6 q1 W$ w2 h' U5 y4 O" H: q, pTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
( e0 L# G( m" ?9 z! {$ d* C& ~, X& g: gHarold: A teacher
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