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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
7 z2 {7 t* ^% H% a* i( BMaria: Here it is. * @0 E7 K' k$ C0 W2 u; b3 R
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? # X& t& ~0 y4 k H1 ?6 d; V
Class: Maria. - b$ B( q' h! p
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
$ H' {7 x) k xJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. : l& h# H: q) ^/ y( m, A6 j8 \% N
6 e. l( w6 X5 c- `3 JTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" * d8 n( S) B. ?, O' k1 z
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" % ?& f8 H& I6 B& b) K% i
Teacher: No, that's wrong ; `, ?) B! L i& F7 D8 w
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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2 `; N0 O2 i" h, UTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? `- |: D6 `5 O) ~8 o
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
* X2 @) x; e5 p# Z; c4 i! w5 |Teacher: What are you talking about? . n; E1 ^1 g8 y+ ~* \5 p8 i
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 8 t) f" R) I9 w* n z. j* \
! i* E2 w! E3 L$ u1 E iTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
, s" _9 |9 Z+ }Winnie: Me! 3 C; r& h. Y( B+ w+ N! r
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
+ b5 |5 j- l! y' ^) P% ]$ DGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." $ N+ x! {1 E8 p, Z2 d/ s! C( @+ M
Millie: I is... 7 \9 z8 d# B, b U" h+ j' s: `
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
/ K7 _7 [* w! a" i X3 ~, MMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." # l5 k% D) E2 b+ M8 J6 Q+ P1 h
% d$ r" M( y$ O( x$ XTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 1 u) f$ I- U' _$ U' A3 K _# {
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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: b8 w9 M5 w5 I3 z$ Z7 DTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 8 h$ I& }! o' ]# ^. n- B: j9 Y7 q7 a
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 3 q9 o- a: U1 ^; \$ e5 ^" y; Z
# v# a& F3 M% C7 G, CTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 0 \3 D" R& |6 N6 m/ s
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
; L( l W8 Q6 D5 q/ t( W t- w0 wHarold: A teacher + g# \0 U% j( L4 @5 j! F
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