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) q1 x% F* A3 U/ _' ~& s5 X2 cTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. % F4 L4 u7 B, `; Q
Maria: Here it is. / `/ i' x- _2 h3 d
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 2 n" M0 E' S3 U1 N( u- _0 W: s
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) R5 k2 x! d) q+ O2 hTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 2 h8 | C! r/ a1 }
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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5 d; S$ F5 O' k3 ?5 B6 H" w% a* tTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 9 ?9 P7 H" v# J
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" g- W3 A. b5 ~7 \: x, ^
Teacher: No, that's wrong
" i0 z. K2 b0 V+ l* z/ E$ vGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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8 ]' k7 j3 j/ `Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? G8 i. q0 m5 }$ H( G( d
Donald: H I J K L M N O. # M- Y# _1 N, n' f
Teacher: What are you talking about? ! q* t, `. B2 {# `$ N3 v
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 6 Y& k n' O; z9 H
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. - K( Y7 M. s; J1 u
Winnie: Me! - `6 \7 N' p; M8 y/ Y
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
, F, h) I" I: s! C1 W- jGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ' N6 L& E# a" e, t# K1 G2 P$ E
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
2 K- h* S2 Q" X7 T9 iMillie: I is... 8 ?1 T- r' t2 a+ d2 R9 \/ j* L
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
* |0 L, @2 U, z/ E; O8 V" X, x4 sMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
. O% Y* X& t' G; R4 |3 o. ], M: iLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
9 K* Y' |9 Y& w8 Z6 Y4 jSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
& T1 H5 ~2 u |Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 5 L) r5 U4 y0 r" v
q# a6 a& k9 X( yTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
* t# f' F e$ l) h9 ^* R5 MHarold: A teacher
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