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/ P3 r; q$ ` cTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
0 S/ r5 b/ s& N& m) M! |Maria: Here it is.
* m9 g+ K; H2 Z( c3 q1 h( CTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
! l% t" T3 F5 m2 w6 c, j4 wClass: Maria. . ]! ]+ Z* Q+ f0 K+ s. [
# v6 g' I' E3 N9 t' M3 @0 P0 iTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ! \( k' p9 R3 Z! `
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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5 h7 Q$ p4 \$ }' y9 ^" s, G. T0 bTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 5 |9 M* y/ |0 }
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" , o9 d8 u; O6 q& X% A) j+ Y
Teacher: No, that's wrong 9 B8 E' [9 q, z6 `; M0 j+ w# y$ }
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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8 x* H5 e7 B7 Y k: GTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
7 f/ ?, n; J! j! E& l4 G! p. KDonald: H I J K L M N O. % f$ m" q8 A1 k, O5 b% |! P
Teacher: What are you talking about?
# E9 R/ a/ L$ a6 { X5 D; ZDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. # o; p2 Z+ Z8 n3 _3 t4 X( O
3 ~) y# C2 ]/ fTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. b2 q$ M9 a! e+ {1 A9 W f! R, Z
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
7 x$ b7 ]; J$ V: K$ rGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
8 D/ |* n8 m3 X" L" F! ]Millie: I is... + |# g- a- J+ o: y
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
2 B2 A) h" d* R+ U- ]6 dMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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% n( p. p; \0 \2 y, j+ b6 F( g9 DTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
9 ]& ^8 K9 _/ O7 R ~. p$ f; j9 JLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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- h$ ~8 B" y6 Z xTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
7 S) D2 D& c: D) p8 V) ?& ~Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ' O$ n: l- n6 i; p- ^& h
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
9 l. f( _# G$ H6 {9 S7 fClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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( V9 p: h. I2 _1 YTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
: N. O) @# [2 SHarold: A teacher 9 y# C6 U8 c9 x- T2 Q5 [
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