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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. ) M, w! r9 o. o3 o" W+ R; G, O
Maria: Here it is. - k4 J$ }2 o2 S5 B+ W, a& m( P) C
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
3 Z& s& N/ W0 C2 j3 \7 H& H1 GClass: Maria. 0 u1 d9 w! A' d; }% J. v
( t* E6 U' ]+ |/ Z% iTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 5 w# ~* S' C; A3 o5 r
John: You told me to do it without using tables. 7 ]) K0 _ x8 Q$ j- U& s. p
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 3 Z% S# a5 z+ c4 ^5 e, C# y
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" / v1 a* z( H0 M( P! ^. P7 b V
Teacher: No, that's wrong
' O6 z& j$ t9 P: s% @+ t5 E0 FGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 6 Z% e% L5 h: j% r+ w" d* v
; R/ G6 J7 c- ^Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 0 L& n7 i( J- |- H Q
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
0 z% O1 T! F) U2 D( b! ZTeacher: What are you talking about?
9 g+ g( G* U1 [9 l( U6 [% s# GDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. $ Z+ ~7 _( {6 J
4 j- B( X2 e( c! iTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
2 I$ p/ z$ [3 uWinnie: Me! " K; k! i- P: E/ _4 }+ \
- ]4 b7 m/ R9 `8 xTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
6 G3 V* o! Q# s" x4 @+ |( W- ^% JGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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+ L5 S- Z, A% N' N. z, ]4 FTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 1 n6 Y7 @5 @: u% Y
Millie: I is...
, {- H. D" e8 A2 K* E7 ^3 f& {# k8 G6 VTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
w( {7 C8 ~; lMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 8 h' ]4 n) P2 h3 ?2 s
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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4 {5 N) s, |, Z& F, fTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
! H. ?* o7 e" B JSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. " Z5 U N5 h( N% D8 K
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
% {* B0 E4 s4 S; XClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 1 B: W5 x! j3 d
Harold: A teacher
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