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* Y5 B8 [% @/ _- E e4 u( x; v. h* {Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
7 W& Q# a$ I2 w- w" OMaria: Here it is. ' T2 R! _7 H, J% c
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
2 m6 ]' m8 L1 b' Y( I ]6 n0 F) ~Class: Maria.
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: k+ {" i) S" r1 B; u" b3 FTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? . d- \2 `9 Z. V
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
1 l* I* Q/ e3 E& l4 {' e" P( @- TGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
, I% H5 C# q5 R% x: U0 S8 pTeacher: No, that's wrong
7 D+ [9 |) E( \: W/ h/ v4 ?5 hGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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9 i$ R. x. e9 F; FTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? & p# o( ?/ \, x x. c* y
Donald: H I J K L M N O. 7 H0 f9 x2 F }& v
Teacher: What are you talking about?
' @( C8 @" L. e: p' ]; pDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
5 m$ ?- o& H$ AWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
1 R E1 i7 A( Y5 s) q+ m% C9 xGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." / j# v4 q- O3 I* A) `
Millie: I is...
! G" P' _7 d4 c3 eTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
$ m! Z7 `/ @# a& T7 r! {Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
# l6 J. ]: @& r K; QLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. % C* {7 d( @1 g; G9 s& A& J
* J" \, Z' t5 r, P: k$ jTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
: T, o% X* a* o! f# S9 o tSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. & n5 }8 R. h% Q5 ~7 E/ S0 {% `
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
* t8 Z2 L, l8 [/ E/ J2 z& qClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 3 c; r, p* U9 Q' h5 `
Harold: A teacher / U+ d: Q x; x4 U8 |
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