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I. i @+ `: ~4 t1 jMaria: Here it is.
2 K( ^; S8 k! \0 V! {/ P0 z+ VTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 4 F S4 B v) `8 O4 b/ v6 n
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ' V# b* ?, h2 A9 } N8 f; @5 i* T3 R
John: You told me to do it without using tables. ) J9 w! k1 u2 V! p9 A
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" , s! N. S/ {) e$ g- i8 I: j4 k
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" : {9 K% A' x6 V9 [
Teacher: No, that's wrong
( f( Q6 B r) o: |Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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& [2 c& Q* V+ u% \6 u# ZTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? # [0 z& h3 A" m+ k
Donald: H I J K L M N O. " P2 r; f s$ L- v) o
Teacher: What are you talking about? * n; J; X4 Y* z! ?4 ]# t
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
! N" ^. r: o3 l7 T9 j5 vWinnie: Me! , S' ^0 |$ A, _5 g+ F
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
4 j! y# M I! T7 bGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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& a# Z2 w3 x# e, k( T" qTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
9 o8 e9 C: s8 X4 _Millie: I is... : Q8 D1 g+ y8 f6 ^/ i
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
( ?1 z$ @- j; T/ D$ C5 n& G/ VMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." t$ E: w7 { \# Q: l- }
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 6 L6 Q0 H, I! x, ]
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
; a+ r4 c( F# e1 f, t! OSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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8 f' w% w. U; ~Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
* Q5 ?& d% L& A* l2 Y- TClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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8 I" W; p; k& B/ pTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
, \" M+ i8 m4 s. z0 ?: LHarold: A teacher
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