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9 R! i R d/ ~! q9 S8 A8 sTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
, \* S+ A& T' L3 \! E8 _7 l, vMaria: Here it is. & w; W6 D; P( `- t( }
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
4 i8 B B# M( A* {. f OClass: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ! S& _/ X3 i* P1 ^% e7 J% d; W
John: You told me to do it without using tables. ! ^$ C, G* x! Y7 L# {" y6 }9 I
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" , u4 o% n$ y, ?' p1 ~0 C. w
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" + _) L* N8 W% P7 ]; t1 y8 q$ ?( l$ y
Teacher: No, that's wrong ) w$ ]1 A3 q* p# w& L
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. + w- a5 ~3 h$ `0 I
; Q2 r) A' x9 l+ U1 @" UTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
7 }; i, v$ k+ ^ T, U0 D1 d2 sDonald: H I J K L M N O. : C: C+ z/ b }) d
Teacher: What are you talking about? % W" g/ r. S% \# _; B3 L$ J8 Y
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 1 [8 j' z3 |- k$ m- S
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 2 @( m& O( J* r* d. A6 m6 R
Winnie: Me! 2 N( |" w6 L" }6 h$ h
5 J7 k* d( O: e# ]1 _9 \: tTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? , L9 ^' s. Z# M
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
7 D0 B; P' {+ f8 P4 P9 @, OMillie: I is...
4 Z! n( \3 c. r+ p c4 n2 `Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
N% `$ t2 k3 y" HMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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- k* L7 V2 ?' S1 w- rTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 0 J+ F; o7 V! O; M* ?
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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9 i: o+ W# g/ g, f) T) |# u1 ATeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? * G. o/ B: H t2 `. {
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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! }- z4 B' D, }$ tTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? . B" d) h' ]% M8 r& P5 @
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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4 u0 ~2 M" f- m4 ?$ R( C; S3 kTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
: ]7 q% Y8 |3 n; n9 v3 iHarold: A teacher
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