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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
" L: N; o/ U: l9 z' @/ IMaria: Here it is. : [' b0 r% n+ i
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? ; S5 N7 t( c; n" V8 k$ t" ^* O
Class: Maria. / ^ y* d9 m3 Q
- N7 V$ r: `8 g, `/ B$ K" _7 z. T# sTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 8 k$ C! D; D2 q1 g7 G3 E3 U
John: You told me to do it without using tables. $ p5 t: K" U4 {9 T' |% N! N
. E9 _" h; Z! B: V/ Z3 F6 ^Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
* z5 u- Z: {+ X( w$ b9 n; JGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" . _$ c6 a: x2 g! A5 ^
Teacher: No, that's wrong $ _ \; P% V# o# j b8 E4 \" p+ L9 i
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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- K0 G& n/ S8 ~1 D9 J& zTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
6 R5 l- o" L: b& q# G$ LDonald: H I J K L M N O. 7 O8 P% C+ e5 }6 c O# ?- [
Teacher: What are you talking about? / d' `0 T( ]$ F) Z
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 1 G$ x2 {6 e; q
* H: Z$ [; L' r( d8 c+ D- mTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 8 H3 {# \! I5 [$ z( l) l( Q' y
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 6 _; p I/ c# H0 M2 y
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. . u) N% Q( H( m/ ]: F% ^3 {3 [1 [
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
t! n* h# X3 _! n. Z$ y3 mMillie: I is... 3 ^* t; T, t1 @0 ?% _" |, G* N6 t
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." / `' o# j7 O. b8 |
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 6 b5 J N7 g/ { F/ M9 N& p
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 8 B" [' ?' c% L. Q5 i! N( X# Z$ D
& m/ s0 I. {2 q& M% t# _# t1 B( ZTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
6 ?2 p1 N7 K$ b7 y8 l% U6 tSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 8 m3 V0 n1 t1 a- x& r0 q# g
+ g3 o) a% U2 mTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? . d) p- H: J9 o, h; r2 g. M' D
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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) x. V& U [; I, k2 K; O8 _7 \Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
7 b" p' X* r4 dHarold: A teacher
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