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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
; q. i/ {$ ^! A! }, v+ T, R5 [Maria: Here it is.
7 F5 [) j3 F# M9 aTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
6 x* g6 A4 R- g: ]/ Q4 ?: cClass: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
p. \: z% R( q+ lJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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! y! n% ^4 C/ ?+ fTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" ( P$ N% j, N8 u
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
( w. ^* a# I) g& s) L6 j WTeacher: No, that's wrong
: V+ |" L4 s% M( Z: y) G1 pGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ; |) P3 c" y; [* C' n9 a4 M: E
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? & V# A' j* k0 O$ \: V$ l: n) P
Donald: H I J K L M N O. ' J8 w9 E' x. g- f9 J, \
Teacher: What are you talking about? ! r4 [" J- M" N5 x
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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" K8 G0 {4 i2 S1 }/ cTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. ( z, U0 D# ?! m) ]+ [! d" u3 y
Winnie: Me!
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1 G3 {6 w3 a* p7 L! j! `Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? % F$ z0 d1 e; f7 }# u
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 1 U9 b: J1 K( `
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 7 ?; H$ o8 ~% p% [
Millie: I is...
% e! H$ N4 N0 e8 n2 ITeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." + S9 Y0 m. x" `( i
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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( L( P+ F/ e0 ^( v( C* f: q" p' n2 {9 C8 [Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 2 n% e( j) c1 a u7 i' C5 v
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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, u) [% P- H0 c2 G9 B! C7 p9 }Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? ) L5 _6 S( `0 V7 J8 P! w
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 5 _7 w9 b1 j1 @6 |
$ k7 k0 ?9 k0 r: t) r) U+ dTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
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! K& X' W% N/ L8 fTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? / _$ g {% O5 D q5 m
Harold: A teacher 0 A1 Q1 M" r \: |0 j! M' ?! v
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