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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. , D3 P( a$ M) E& h4 L5 o. U; K6 b
Maria: Here it is. 0 O3 \( L0 R* X/ K; P! A
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
: _6 ?) N9 `" p aClass: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 0 e( {# n( o- r
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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6 D- \% }' U% r! r0 V3 GTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" / {, I+ T/ Y9 i# ?9 }
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
# W1 q6 B3 \$ l' TTeacher: No, that's wrong
. {0 g1 ?; s' {* w8 n( F; V$ u( ]: ~Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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) h$ r$ [3 f l" h/ BTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
& ] B* W, M( P$ VDonald: H I J K L M N O. . n l6 B' G& ]
Teacher: What are you talking about? ( i5 D0 y- M: w# E; ] ^
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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- j, i# L# b$ h. c cTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
4 d% @ a T: b' fWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? ' B+ Q% A6 u- ~2 R& V+ w
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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3 u/ X0 v1 S: Y- I( y6 p; GTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." p- s9 z' B3 p1 K& Q- Y" ]
Millie: I is... 9 P7 j: I6 p- x* ^9 ~2 T% o* _
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
9 G2 Z# \; K; J* VMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 8 U' c4 I* k2 [/ O" u3 k
1 }3 a0 d9 e, v3 m: OTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
2 W2 ^" ?$ R" E- M' aLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 0 m) \; d2 T i, Q1 D
# z" [( G: u9 h( G( j2 |# F) BTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
3 d6 I& {$ P& ^, ASimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. - p* k0 j2 d9 y8 } ~4 P
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
e1 F; H) j; l, u8 @Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 8 J, Z z& D6 }* |$ Y7 U
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 6 f* \1 Q$ `3 O: r
Harold: A teacher 0 V0 O! U$ l6 H" Z& h
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