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4 J* z0 k& B# e! X! qTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 0 j* [2 O$ d& y8 i
Maria: Here it is.
, w5 L! D( _% p6 o6 M0 [Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? , e% X4 w; x6 D0 v4 U* D, z4 f
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1 R- I, x$ w4 d' m: r0 {Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
( a' ~. |" x3 h9 q3 X( c3 B' lJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. 7 X# S9 ]+ P4 F- f: `
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
9 [8 q7 m& E$ {" |5 m; {. VGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" $ A% ]9 R/ a7 D6 `- d; N* `
Teacher: No, that's wrong " A$ n0 H/ Y) Z; _
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. + i, z0 p" R) I- g6 M
( r$ O3 a' }+ ~* STeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? ' M: \8 t7 M( f7 x9 w# ^
Donald: H I J K L M N O. 0 L9 ~9 _$ w' ^/ t, s
Teacher: What are you talking about?
# P5 a# r @" O9 p/ T% hDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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- K9 w2 {4 d; V: @9 oTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
+ U( q" G8 y8 t% q" `4 }Winnie: Me! q0 x; v" f% \& k
* |6 J/ W, r5 ]* tTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
& {2 {3 Z3 K e- V- { HGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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; E& X; u, e5 l' |Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 5 v3 P( |- i6 a- a4 U
Millie: I is...
% F: d v; k8 W9 [$ BTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
" m+ P7 `6 q( t5 e# u% mMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 2 G5 z. Y/ y" {8 ?& {) l
7 t0 b& L! L5 z( Q* Q" e# S0 fTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
4 W" f7 R# G# l9 o9 B0 |- ^; KLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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' o# c6 N. _. K% M& K4 D wTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
4 h0 p8 k( `1 d1 H" mSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 5 _! {- f. C2 S t/ n
% Z2 j" i9 \5 z: X/ S9 WTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
" a1 @. W: q6 @Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
+ s' j# V4 Y# C- q. a( u2 e$ pHarold: A teacher
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