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. ^ w/ E) C7 q0 [( c; ]7 a& QTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. : ~5 q7 E5 |( A
Maria: Here it is. 8 Z, F0 d% r0 C8 C: U4 H/ C3 g
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
$ e. H* D/ i( e! Q5 \Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 3 ?) ]3 P9 {* ? l( }9 ?* l4 L- z
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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7 u% a; s1 N+ b H9 [& rTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
& I9 u6 U I! q' KGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
* g. |, g) u) k0 ^Teacher: No, that's wrong ' v/ a/ ? x6 ?3 v# A
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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9 L! b7 V9 a4 F6 Q- h- HTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
& ~ t1 B& h6 a3 E0 {7 H& h, ]Donald: H I J K L M N O. 1 I- V; Q. Y. [# O6 D6 Z- t
Teacher: What are you talking about? 4 U) _% U& d7 n( b0 \
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 7 E* j) O7 l; E5 A5 i
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
% ]( ?# p# B" R0 r3 _Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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! S* @- y1 ? L9 P3 b- i. BTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
5 G6 a% F( X: A% BMillie: I is...
1 n3 o3 T0 b t7 P. Z" WTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." ; y8 N# e$ }0 ?7 D
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." + }- U3 }7 y) h4 ^; i) i+ _9 M
, J$ Y6 H) ^" }: TTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 8 \. t7 O4 X" T; s- g9 ~7 S: E
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? : ~# ?, r; d( a# R
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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: ]+ P9 Y( y! @7 _3 A8 lTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 3 F% d7 p. ^8 |$ \4 v
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 5 @9 ]2 ?8 V/ f* w1 z( j; r
Harold: A teacher 3 n7 v3 \8 ^$ X9 T
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