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/ V7 @* ~" p( u& KTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. + t0 i3 A3 I/ g0 u
Maria: Here it is.
% y/ {6 r4 O# y7 H" _Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 8 k1 L* B4 y* n x$ Q
Class: Maria. 0 ]! E! [$ d( K4 D
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? % w5 [! Z6 t2 W! q \3 p
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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& @, k% i4 x- P! a0 [8 KTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
0 t; a: s7 o$ B4 BGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" - M! j4 U- l5 b( u' e
Teacher: No, that's wrong
. ~" h" W4 s9 m: j, j; CGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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4 Z8 t3 Y0 ]$ wTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
]! m' F3 n% E1 fDonald: H I J K L M N O.
$ J; v/ L- Z4 _5 ?% A4 nTeacher: What are you talking about?
% \/ a9 x2 Y' Y; N% } Y9 x5 @2 l( G- cDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 7 l3 J! P, |9 M# { B
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
3 R. v. b$ a% c; MGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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3 L1 X9 a, p: `% }Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
1 Y( @, m! `; M8 e% g" TMillie: I is... : y; ^; D; ]- x2 P
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
$ h, {. r# z$ |# tMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." # R u) U3 R) p4 V
/ [0 ]1 i6 i2 [2 ]Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
D! A$ m/ O; o) HLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. % F. H- x( s( ]8 t- q- d
3 ^7 Y) k2 l; d9 m1 |: xTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
# T1 N% z: F0 K8 i& ZSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 4 T( h, f1 P \* d
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? " B# h' }' D$ l: V
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. ; H. |- ]' i3 i- e8 f& J3 b8 K
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? * M5 g& U9 N5 n7 I
Harold: A teacher
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