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# M- T2 P! O8 @Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. & p$ F4 t' X* b+ W
Maria: Here it is.
8 r) r, y" q+ P# sTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? ) x1 I# I4 [* K/ N
Class: Maria.
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( P; D' F1 l. y: `Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
! v+ Q9 p. y6 U& U- R! eJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. ! |2 F/ k0 f$ O7 g, U& O
5 l/ Q; J* u- C' a0 h ?5 |& sTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 9 S) G& ]# V. j# t2 s9 a
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" # |6 R. ~9 A q' c5 H$ y4 {( x' @+ o/ D
Teacher: No, that's wrong
7 ^4 z5 G* ~! x" _+ }- [5 `$ AGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 1 j7 W/ ?* y1 H" P" T8 j s
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? " c1 L2 V+ l1 r2 W
Donald: H I J K L M N O. 2 z) ? c' `9 T- c1 R" i
Teacher: What are you talking about?
) p! r% R7 n/ m$ |& |Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. # N" J2 v) g8 i) M' o6 k
/ ^0 s0 ?; r4 d# P, i" gTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. + _/ P/ M5 ?- C1 L8 c
Winnie: Me! ' h- |& W& G3 q# U
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
4 E% j& b+ i& |Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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' h1 B4 D+ [& `* _5 }* KTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." ) M( y& K, g2 \* Z7 y' q
Millie: I is...
+ E, X7 \" `/ {5 J" R' ]Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." . T9 F; c! J: t* s1 a+ Q0 G
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." ' f% j5 ~) ~$ x& Q* _
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
, `# w9 t8 \: }+ f) c0 y; hLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
' X/ U4 u/ g/ q7 q$ Q7 b9 O9 {Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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- Z2 H& E: n* z- M; E8 [3 tTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
& K7 u V1 F, ~7 sClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. # P! ?- Y- `2 S9 G3 y/ A
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
. i$ t9 f1 x/ D5 JHarold: A teacher
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