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8 E$ A d# N# E4 y' q# eTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
' V$ z$ g; m. QMaria: Here it is.
8 o- ]9 a3 n3 _* l" ]+ V* `Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? " k0 y' O1 ~ c# g# ^+ d' X; \
Class: Maria. 6 _/ k# }, F5 T
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? / {9 E% M$ D* u2 w4 i* v. X
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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) v, p; J+ Q& W5 ?5 G* W. [" lTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
# Z9 y* Z8 @! Y+ O3 V _Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 7 W4 I! w u; X& a$ F
Teacher: No, that's wrong
' A( U4 ~$ o( t/ QGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ; n" h$ b/ H+ ~/ ]
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? " Q9 e D& G2 c
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
) A/ {1 Z- b+ z0 h: _2 M/ c" w0 @Teacher: What are you talking about?
* C6 d) [8 G5 oDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 6 W5 }& t8 j" C
0 x/ e% E9 w2 j; A. z! hTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. + j' M. M( Z* K% o: g) \
Winnie: Me! & f# v! Q+ G" x. f: o& \! k/ X
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? * F% }% B/ A& L# A5 r
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
/ c' Z# M, q dMillie: I is... 4 N0 Q4 w* e- u( V4 {7 ]& K
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
( u5 k V% O" |* lMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? * I9 [9 G% e0 m6 d! _ U
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 0 A i9 z9 w. j7 [: _ |
. Q3 e& O, u- x" @, U9 k; m( S9 cTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
9 Y# g. }: a( Q' T! m8 ySimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. $ g0 F1 V2 a0 D6 c+ g2 y! w# h
0 W# d" C0 d8 \: aTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
0 T" t! O& @( e6 d3 kClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. . r: n. Y& b+ @8 O: I( a
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? + g6 d2 b" e- ~5 U9 t& [. o8 o
Harold: A teacher # h# \$ @1 B+ H& n1 ~
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