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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. $ V$ x% V' l! O" Y( w
Maria: Here it is.
# I. e2 ^% w) z1 A4 x5 ETeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
( C$ P: G8 a1 c4 i y; N/ GClass: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
$ P' ]% [* O' l0 C2 Q/ C1 wJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. 2 z' ~0 W2 y) A; ^1 f
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
1 R7 W8 e" |3 aGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
$ k- \. u" b( M0 m7 g4 s8 hTeacher: No, that's wrong
4 f1 F0 Y6 x% h& U/ d( f( SGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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( n* C6 t0 S' f) V: ?Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? * {/ x' _* b0 g& P
Donald: H I J K L M N O. % S6 V, y9 p" W0 b6 s
Teacher: What are you talking about?
% z) S% i( F5 ^Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 2 }$ H7 R) z4 S! U4 K) x& z3 [8 M
% L8 D7 V9 O( x: C/ [* x9 B' {5 dTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
" Q8 r& I0 v% [) U+ [Winnie: Me! . k- P8 S. v. |' k1 ?4 R9 _; i
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
! S5 ?6 z: d4 FGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." : b! d* A; Z) a0 `1 h
Millie: I is...
& U0 z& z5 a3 l; ]) ?Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
& i( u( H9 O" J8 V$ r9 |8 RMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." " h; p) A) |* F% {- z
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? & S9 S) O, x: m- Y; q) }* n1 i5 Y% d
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. ; o! D7 E- S: Q: D$ T
/ j* N8 m6 ]" T# {" D' B. Y+ g! MTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
+ N N6 t) f& m' A. `Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 2 H) `' D! [1 b( _: d" t4 B: t- r
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
9 ~4 F$ e" n, o! D8 k; B/ p, vClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? : |2 P, U% d$ i) a
Harold: A teacher
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