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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
# T* D1 B) I+ e; ]Maria: Here it is. 5 _, i S2 i! @: f& H: v' y
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
- U [, j( m3 C% FClass: Maria. 8 `: I0 e; H( b) y9 {8 F' ]
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
5 Z6 y* l( a; o/ f. l% UJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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& l% f& m. D s: P# J6 Z1 eTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 1 L" b* p# G( E
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 3 M/ @4 f- \3 h6 ?5 P7 u
Teacher: No, that's wrong
" q) W) h* ~; w3 L, b8 OGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 8 x I8 R j, n; F5 L( a
8 _( h, f+ s n; H. ]: CTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
; d* T7 b0 N1 eDonald: H I J K L M N O.
* D3 _- o2 T: p# e5 R$ R2 gTeacher: What are you talking about?
* `0 O. G9 [/ d' {) @4 `Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. : y, r4 [; n) D& c, j' U. O
Winnie: Me!
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4 A9 x& a* ~" G: l CTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
; _! E' E; Y4 E! R4 CGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. % k$ e! K, X) A% t) a
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
/ J* t1 o% \5 `( f C8 C) E" ?1 k! e# Z0 ]Millie: I is...
5 Q: @: o( n7 E. J" ~* FTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
- c7 q! h- ~$ Q4 p; P( w, ]. h: \1 YMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
- U& e* b+ W$ S; {9 i" ?$ gLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 5 [0 C) `8 h& y# ^5 p) K7 p
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
1 B' V0 v% T" k' ?* JSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 3 d" u- B/ J* x
0 @3 W, l$ t6 Z* [- [4 hTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? m8 v. f ~4 j6 J9 [
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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2 c0 R6 p g k" ], F1 g3 UTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
0 f7 @+ Y* {2 Z9 _Harold: A teacher + c2 t W3 b" z& y
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