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0 M7 G# x) a3 y; U, lTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
& \ k; Q' M5 q; K- d1 PMaria: Here it is.
P7 F% N( p% I* I8 Q4 ~Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
% Z+ [. {+ T' CClass: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 4 F9 u+ `3 k( J% s2 L
John: You told me to do it without using tables. 9 d U& i$ p$ @) k4 v8 }
' ~, H2 q4 R5 E. s4 q! P% w- wTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
- M. n G' H/ Q, E! ?Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" k" R# r; |. t8 j9 Q8 L/ W1 j
Teacher: No, that's wrong
1 ?& u3 W' j- o5 X$ Z, a3 g, Y9 W! PGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. % M. X$ v! [* ^
0 F- E" s: X. CTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? - [7 W7 c+ y* t9 A7 A& a9 m. K
Donald: H I J K L M N O. 0 q/ H8 ]6 W+ L* Y" {+ S
Teacher: What are you talking about?
6 V: \# [0 p) i' k( F: HDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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5 i3 [2 |) K# r; ZTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 4 E: y" O# J! W
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? " ~1 l" [$ W4 X9 J4 ^
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. * c; `* s" q2 \, a' h1 \" l
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
' O f+ o5 @, a% IMillie: I is... 0 ~2 u6 t3 x) P! K6 f* w) \$ J
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
" O: l# g- B n5 N; @Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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. t+ Z) j" C3 Z- K; YTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
1 j; T: A9 H; G- K t6 yLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
8 K* D2 P8 w1 ~0 s+ u/ rSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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" N- q# a: ? ~; u/ eTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
9 J* X9 {7 \- {. U1 VClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 8 H. ^" h2 d) `' I& O( i8 Y
# P2 u5 ~7 s" J( E! qTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
# d# B9 I' T+ i+ eHarold: A teacher 5 M z/ C& y" [& D$ o+ P# j
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