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* c; O' e) T% y; nTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
0 X+ H6 \# I+ HMaria: Here it is. | z4 ~2 N; A) V4 S
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 3 q7 z' O9 J# G0 h( N' O: ?) A
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
" V& E' c/ P. U- m& SGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" v' }( N$ p% ?- M5 U
Teacher: No, that's wrong 0 R: f4 V# U$ J
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 5 k; V$ B! M0 E h5 [% G8 }4 s
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 5 O! {% R( S+ P1 k/ H: m6 z
Donald: H I J K L M N O. 4 d6 @) B) [+ Q* C* _* d! Q" G
Teacher: What are you talking about?
4 a Y) V. ]' y- k, O# c. o5 w5 JDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. : Y: C: X/ g u( u$ G" P! m
% P4 t' M8 D7 ~9 J4 YTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
. i9 \% [4 P+ E8 U! bWinnie: Me! 2 d' k% }6 r0 k1 ?) b3 t
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? / u: |/ u& A& n9 m; I
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." ! m$ X. I7 a* P
Millie: I is... + i% g. D9 X% c# i, W
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
W6 F4 i K: O6 R$ ]" v6 f5 mMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
% J& [6 [+ B: ^& ?Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
8 V; I" A* B: E7 B$ C: P- ^+ hSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 4 ~+ Q7 B# w& T9 K& v: E
Z, c0 R: e1 i3 w- B$ Z' j3 d! r) yTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
/ A4 |+ G b; w; mClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 5 ^$ M" j$ b1 b* Z$ M. i8 e
Harold: A teacher 4 W, \+ e! U, X
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