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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
0 u! @, w, P! X- Y# I2 RMaria: Here it is.
# N: Z/ V- o: j( w% R" vTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
4 v$ n3 H) k' u! pClass: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? / E" ~' x* A! U/ T2 z% L% B# b# Y8 K
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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) c3 N- `. m$ W0 ?. b5 [( pTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
" T8 j4 |, F0 a% ]0 w. n: HGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
( A( @# }* \0 Q, O- B0 W' w8 y. DTeacher: No, that's wrong 6 s: ]! k/ n; p& t2 r
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 9 H# m, L9 S/ B0 ~( Z. G( ]9 V
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
0 y5 ]3 I% U2 |, b9 d, \! Z7 FTeacher: What are you talking about? 6 B0 X5 s# J4 T( e" [# |6 G
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. - r9 s: V0 ^* ?
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 2 u1 E2 J6 N4 }+ l" F
Winnie: Me! & W" |# A* S7 Q9 `' G
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? - I0 k) }$ _- n" X$ |' k; `: B
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." . m' r, n7 R; _9 r: N' Q: G
Millie: I is...
5 a/ b) F, ~. S4 V( lTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
8 z- ?: [. `5 m$ H2 I |) W" |Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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9 Z! D7 f* p3 X9 ~/ t# G f6 v( B# c. tTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
9 V2 e: C# K; VLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. $ r2 @2 n' C$ f$ {! g7 n
2 Q# F8 }4 o' {Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
0 }* J. c- J/ tSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. % N5 y2 M5 v) s8 O8 J! `# o
# B" e) q D& c. O WTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
/ i$ e: A7 j; wClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. , `4 r! i8 \) a
4 s' Z$ d% g0 F- G7 {. z" CTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
9 C/ ~# E5 `( t G7 a* THarold: A teacher
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