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" |8 k" q- F9 Q5 BTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. A8 N) g ^1 ?
Maria: Here it is. " y/ M2 S9 h. G* S/ f1 T1 f
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
! R2 G1 }( a) YClass: Maria.
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1 W" {6 L$ C9 vTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
1 C& ?( F0 a# E- P, }John: You told me to do it without using tables. + P. z% t* a8 w( a
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" * E# t8 Z/ D% R" s5 t9 C8 x M# H: m' X
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 9 J! ?' ]1 i, `
Teacher: No, that's wrong
9 C& _ [: e, zGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. : Z4 x/ B1 i% J# K
8 G1 M. e# M7 `8 R6 `5 p9 U7 Z% TTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? & d6 Z. N+ m, z; w+ ~
Donald: H I J K L M N O. 1 d5 i5 O! y2 M+ v3 v; {6 Q
Teacher: What are you talking about? 1 Q" R6 |5 F6 ^, L; R- @ \
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 5 H6 D) h9 A, X9 E
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? - \4 ^, h. B4 r7 q# f; _
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
. Q, ]& M, r9 r% hMillie: I is...
! \) }5 r. ]2 }: b7 @Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
; ` w3 K& E, v3 ] _) G( OMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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7 P8 a5 n- J7 F2 ~; w4 r5 y, {$ ~5 KTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 0 `) _ o, X5 B& |4 m. M5 I. `
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. , P( U# S* a5 K+ ^4 J1 ]
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 6 L/ V. h6 _6 M" F3 H. u
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
" a4 D- u7 X6 _ T9 \ [( RClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 0 R) g; S+ |$ q9 B t( D1 r6 m
Harold: A teacher - F( J2 A1 p0 ^4 X& W* l0 B, i
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