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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 7 d! o3 w* H& ]. A! J
Maria: Here it is. " i" I% F- N+ q3 h& g
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
, j& h: D: E, ^0 A: C- y" |2 N3 EClass: Maria.
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! S" h& G2 S6 B' A- ZTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
! d! P2 M$ N. ]+ C) \John: You told me to do it without using tables. , {$ d+ j. H2 y, W, U
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
" G1 b( b3 B8 `# dGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
$ Y3 Y, u0 O( w/ |. pTeacher: No, that's wrong . s# B' R3 v5 `% c5 w( g& \
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ' K. {9 p( B5 }" b- e/ ]3 B
& Q' b4 D ^9 U* [& [( gTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 0 R' s" M( W5 V0 a7 Z; n
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
G! s) r# p+ B$ i WTeacher: What are you talking about? ' ^ Q8 Q8 w( {% T, K
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 5 m& P: s8 D: {5 \; j- X" h
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? ( @; ?; m9 ~# Y
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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6 Y4 e% W3 V0 S7 Q$ n5 D( NTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." + d9 p2 ]( t: N) R Z, C) d0 r
Millie: I is... ) J+ f6 i. L( \, \: E# n; u+ Y
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." $ k; P4 n6 b7 \* G6 r2 @
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? ) b" c( H7 i5 [" i
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 4 g+ K" `* i0 u+ q* `
) ~2 B5 r$ E! ?' zTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
$ t j% h9 S* m0 zSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
* g! c. E& i* xClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 0 T6 ^. [* Y! D: V7 |9 q: s& m7 k
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
+ J6 T F8 t9 b& r+ dHarold: A teacher
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