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# s$ [+ v c. t. [5 @3 tTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
# v/ m! L. @9 U' ^Maria: Here it is. ! i' ]( T, l4 t/ [, g
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 2 B. h9 E1 ?: j* V1 C
Class: Maria.
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# P* b$ F2 I3 W& VTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
( O) a. `% x# U) ~8 bJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
, X" B1 Q1 w& M' eGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
! |9 w9 ?- q9 _/ G3 W6 P. A L! pTeacher: No, that's wrong
" x6 d: ~/ M( c9 v/ eGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 2 e5 b, V }- F$ o* L) C# a
Donald: H I J K L M N O. , r6 _) x: J% @" Y+ H
Teacher: What are you talking about?
- Y V! A, m7 S j m0 qDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. " p4 U, d) p+ J
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. ( L0 {5 r6 W& r) E' {7 _; t2 w
Winnie: Me! 0 s& ]# Z# | @) e
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? ! _& P U, h& `$ L1 A
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. . R# D6 v' c4 Y! R
; S0 ?& B; s+ @. [+ MTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." & R# L I" k0 A. S U) o
Millie: I is... - g9 \ o( U8 g
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." ) p k' c1 m- C& o! x0 s9 M6 d |
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." . Z7 Y4 e7 I Z! I+ m
8 J2 c) s1 @# \5 dTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
3 H. i9 i8 X3 G% H' FLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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. Z6 s, `+ s* R0 A6 e* I7 {5 QTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
. Z4 k7 O" b6 SSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. # h* }+ P- Z$ R6 |) ?: U+ G
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
4 o$ @7 G# S& DClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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& U# q, {2 T4 Q+ n* O- r, |Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 2 w4 ^' L* c( f
Harold: A teacher
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