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5 a$ ?+ `6 U3 Q7 C! G: m8 D( ZTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
, r; L2 b" k/ H* ]% P' C1 H' t5 B- MMaria: Here it is.
7 X& f1 D$ ~ H4 D5 MTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 7 I2 K, A! t. G& U" n( ?8 A+ C
Class: Maria.
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2 o2 X5 p7 ~& g2 b. DTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
, u6 A- Z0 r c6 vJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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$ F* X+ [# w3 j& nTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
9 J8 F0 b+ ^8 oGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
0 G) {# l5 \7 t- y7 Z/ ATeacher: No, that's wrong 4 W- x3 {' ]! M7 `2 u+ ]
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 1 \7 e% E# j! y3 {/ `, j
Donald: H I J K L M N O. $ a8 I }5 |8 ?) I* X, L
Teacher: What are you talking about? ' j# W* j2 ?1 T6 x1 D
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 9 g0 f7 x" X5 Z- z- k. E( F: H
Winnie: Me! ! f) S2 Q2 S+ w6 I2 Z- v
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
2 H$ z* P3 ~3 R/ O! R" mGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 6 ~- E$ W8 m2 S! L' d' Z! A
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
5 b% T: `6 c/ u6 t) o0 h2 ~0 c+ ?. P) VMillie: I is...
6 \/ h K# P- ^" m; E+ \$ WTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
Q$ `* Q# P% v }" D# w+ ~Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." ) ?: H8 ~* h9 l+ i
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
# O$ b; g4 g' @% |0 ILouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. , g4 |* g& I9 U9 b0 |' b
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 0 I; H k* E- B) q. l& P, K
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
- R; J# u+ H. O% P Y+ F: hClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. & L% e6 w% X9 d
+ u! I- r" J' f. oTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
$ b/ m$ t9 c" V! o* [4 P2 lHarold: A teacher
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