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$ a# n0 Q9 ^5 y$ z( i5 `Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
1 _9 b) v% i- }6 L) aMaria: Here it is. 0 \$ ~. G7 A/ u/ p( N ^- X! b
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
- X6 |( `6 N2 I& t) {& xClass: Maria. & Q( B: U3 l8 M* x) z# x9 _1 m& M
" {8 A5 w4 @; ~+ mTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 8 Y1 C. ~9 [4 H, v, Y s: C
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
" B. `% l s# g+ d- W7 H$ Z0 XGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
) S: \. C: `' W* |8 eTeacher: No, that's wrong 4 h) i/ s, D2 Z5 h1 v( T, l" W- O4 V7 j
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. * c& C& |3 S' @. A6 T
" T7 j5 R' ]$ q' L1 `3 X& |Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 2 \4 `0 l/ R, u) Z8 E
Donald: H I J K L M N O. ( x$ d8 ?# [9 `; o) ?8 D+ r
Teacher: What are you talking about? ' _9 ^5 b" `! F' J: g* Q3 V
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 2 Y! z3 r; I8 O
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 3 s2 A0 V c; x! n
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 8 ^6 T. ?$ w w. q/ j' X, Q7 k8 x0 W
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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0 X/ p) \" s9 V1 CTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." ( O; U/ d# m6 S: s0 K3 t- n0 u
Millie: I is... 8 A0 |5 X. ?$ H
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
) X& T7 w9 k+ K; V( r6 t# m, rMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." % O; v, R) _. H9 N4 ]) }+ ]
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
# t/ G) T6 J, R4 u% A) J# eLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 1 w: A) d: r4 z" ^" J1 ~' j2 y
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
& h0 N) A. O G( pSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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% |9 f8 G6 `' o! y. D8 c) NTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? + {8 m% S) w8 G3 z
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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* s. p" l0 B/ ~8 m' n0 CTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? ( c$ I3 {7 O% U7 P! s' K
Harold: A teacher
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