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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. & F7 j0 _; i) B! M6 ^
Maria: Here it is. % }; r' w# F, M' |: h% \5 m
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? ( k) w: L* m4 N z! j$ s M
Class: Maria. 2 L: k$ I9 i8 u: d1 Y+ O: H
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 1 x. i! l6 n$ @* w
John: You told me to do it without using tables. 0 r& f7 K6 ]1 x; e! c
5 r) _" Z% ^' V1 w: {* l8 s; ATeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
2 ]$ N2 K8 s+ N3 b9 X" ^7 PGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" ( a# d+ T; V) x; s! U
Teacher: No, that's wrong " K* a$ s% T) i
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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5 E2 Z4 y) X' N! z8 z4 zTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? " O2 m: f# w) i/ ^
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
. \7 k1 I7 z z9 `2 S S! y' DTeacher: What are you talking about? 8 S. V1 s4 B0 {. A
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. # W& P9 h+ J- P# }3 {0 V
0 i" }/ t; i5 @9 bTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 6 _/ C @9 e; L+ {
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
: x$ l: J: G0 t! MGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. - a$ [) X: r+ T, T/ g
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." * e, \* w0 B: ^$ k' r$ j
Millie: I is...
* {. O- M! h! m2 j, {Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 3 R/ _3 M% ?7 \$ n/ S" s
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
! P$ B# G9 O, ELouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 8 Z3 k; g3 P& b) S4 ^3 i
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
( Q9 _. }4 b. |* m# B8 |0 EClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 0 ?: j- ~9 } X1 h
) U5 S- Z% V1 ?, u$ y# g4 fTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
- m& E+ D1 G% tHarold: A teacher
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