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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
* S. s0 s, L: ?7 X: UMaria: Here it is. : r* M4 S4 ~$ _5 a) ]
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
- f+ z5 V p$ ~3 LJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. ; e! y+ q4 C* s# L7 c. n
7 |7 l- }; e+ N% BTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
% m. z$ D: |0 d4 S9 z QGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" " Y" _) B! F l& f/ b; F
Teacher: No, that's wrong
" O/ m- s) m1 ]1 U ]1 VGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. - g2 E: o$ S/ ?
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
( w+ D. D% I! c TDonald: H I J K L M N O. 3 z2 q& A* J' J/ i8 _& _- W
Teacher: What are you talking about?
7 f& Y/ I! Q. K/ hDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. % h; A' r5 ~/ ]/ \: V7 @8 {* t
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
/ ^: E/ i5 }% uGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 8 k9 L+ _+ i3 D6 Y; u8 g7 k, k
. U' z5 ?0 G1 I5 R" }8 C4 L) jTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." ' e6 t9 R4 u/ Q8 q5 t9 O- q
Millie: I is... ( O$ U9 j+ B* N/ I
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
U5 A1 E2 z8 d$ SMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? # S3 l' ^ G* d4 j: \: {4 U
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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+ p. I0 w+ q% S$ PTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? : a% z& K7 v9 y+ b6 Q4 e% k# u
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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1 O2 i9 n( Y9 G0 @, BTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? - U; x. x0 R; ~+ w; ~# U
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
# _3 v+ F/ `3 ], B* ?; QHarold: A teacher
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