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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 2 w# w( v( E+ e/ M. D" C
Maria: Here it is. 6 P0 n- y+ Y& G9 s8 G* H
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? k! @+ q0 I! r% i3 a- Y! ]
Class: Maria. ' x) `* [2 v# h6 _6 q N
7 q( v; d) m5 n# K N2 i! ~" wTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ( P: A; k8 H; H- d
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
9 D& J3 ^' R+ q7 |6 W* P8 wGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 7 v ^3 e3 S- x1 s
Teacher: No, that's wrong 8 [# i, p3 M) g( F
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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4 r0 l( m3 W1 s2 U+ f* @0 cTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 7 E ^6 z& I6 k" ]" }* G" T
Donald: H I J K L M N O. ) P7 o, W; N+ f1 Z% s' F( J
Teacher: What are you talking about?
8 P: j4 o8 T" u' t- p. TDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 7 y" y8 M; j1 X" A1 Z" }3 `
4 b. q" b! \* g# C& RTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. - K9 `0 D0 j9 [9 \
Winnie: Me! ( i7 ?: J9 K f- U
, e4 s! T1 b. K% \3 OTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? : g; a7 b& f+ Y D d
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
, w' A3 {/ n6 D4 i1 s8 ?Millie: I is...
9 p, O4 Z+ ~: T' _. ETeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." % \3 }1 E. H. Z8 { `
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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" @4 [0 \3 u. b& {+ ]6 nTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? ! _" t. t# b+ T& v6 y7 d
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. ' D; V' O! P) M# K
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
3 s. k7 d$ b" b* C$ d: u. p# WSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
3 K F( k" |1 p/ Z7 _/ r! @$ TClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 4 ]) W. O7 Z0 n% O+ b& z5 p
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? - P8 J9 m" H8 I" f w+ _
Harold: A teacher
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