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% u$ x9 X) F, UTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. " g% T; g' a& c' a, ^0 g' U8 f5 c. ~+ `
Maria: Here it is. 2 Y+ s: A% ~: f
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? : `$ b+ H/ [. w$ v/ e" s
Class: Maria. 9 ]" w- w! G9 C4 E5 \
2 z. U* W, ?/ K2 {Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
" L G4 `2 i4 w# }5 T- w+ A6 \John: You told me to do it without using tables. 7 [7 [& F( t3 u: V
0 r% T0 A' |. k+ CTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" ' v+ X6 i& h$ e/ l, W( [$ w
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" : q" v" o6 v2 E, R1 \, J
Teacher: No, that's wrong $ v( H8 k: n" |2 q+ o! S, W' o
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. $ _1 o$ _) k% j' l3 j7 p
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
- b3 E8 h2 ]1 c n3 W5 j- c6 MDonald: H I J K L M N O.
7 D( p1 r' _) C1 X! nTeacher: What are you talking about? . c- e% l0 L0 d0 M* Q) [; O
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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/ l9 }) k% J% U. N( d4 V; o- A) kTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
$ g+ Q& `! |4 D6 kWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 1 Z: b$ u5 O& d: [2 U
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 1 S2 b" ^: h; j( @2 Z. K/ J4 Q+ S$ h
" H' X; `+ b+ S& M- r& u1 b2 wTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
6 a+ s5 P; Q; d, ]" s$ I, [Millie: I is... + b! ]6 }# H- P* z5 Y
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 9 s8 t6 s2 F8 n
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." & g8 p) H- G) V* h9 c Y
+ f" [* y5 d! M7 O$ Y1 V, ?& m! }Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? / G' z- X" X4 C! b# p
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 1 T- _! D% G7 j9 ?+ U8 ?) b/ _' M
0 C7 `+ |( N, u2 B% Y+ MTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? ) D9 l6 l! |9 G" C( T
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. + I4 U1 C6 S0 D4 `
4 b9 v- T. K$ H+ W9 nTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? ) Z& [; ]8 C6 u
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. + @9 o2 S! p: ~7 M
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? }8 B! `$ n4 ? k; Y# d3 K# e
Harold: A teacher
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