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; l( ], }; Z- ]& fTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
3 \4 [0 Z5 m% r" bMaria: Here it is.
9 V; ^8 v, c4 G1 Y. fTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? * a' [7 Z' S8 u/ h+ { ?: S4 c* t# L& G
Class: Maria.
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/ t8 N4 ` j' [. bTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? # X. P l) F' l' r4 B: R' G: S8 b
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 0 u' ~. p9 r9 b5 s& C& v! S
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
8 ]* A0 m: i8 M0 @( }8 E% i/ RTeacher: No, that's wrong 1 ?6 R' m) q& J7 ?
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. $ A6 C7 G# ~" ~! ~/ Y
- \& @) n/ V! s8 j. R9 STeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? ) A7 q5 D( s' D B8 j
Donald: H I J K L M N O. ! F; k0 T( |% y
Teacher: What are you talking about?
6 q7 [$ V* X7 ~2 E; Q! LDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 2 ?7 q3 [" m, }! |
Winnie: Me! 0 @! v- j* `2 E' A$ v
+ ?5 q5 S. [6 T6 G# @; iTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 0 u9 H: M/ T% i; Q" h
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
& q7 J# Q+ \, ZMillie: I is...
" |- B6 l% U o% j/ z8 wTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
! d" |( q1 `( Q4 `% R: p3 fMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." . ?/ o- I' a: d9 g
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? ^1 x! w& A& `: L
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. ; {, t5 u% F) u e' L
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
4 {) j% @: y- R3 ~) J- ~Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 7 l+ F% k6 [) W8 v
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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7 m* M2 k s- r( X* @0 _Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? + a/ e4 }) D- X* h4 S: X" [
Harold: A teacher
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