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* K( k4 A1 @, ?! }& r% c3 ITeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
+ T7 L; c+ g1 I* x$ Z" sMaria: Here it is. 5 G& W2 D: h+ u& E: k9 c, m* d$ [
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? % Q9 W. j7 D; f2 \7 x
Class: Maria.
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# ?/ t8 }/ W6 x V: ~Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 7 U! Z# Y- m1 }
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" " }: G, s/ ~2 p% r4 u4 o0 t% ?
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" ' r3 D4 ]1 k! w9 p% b+ \, |
Teacher: No, that's wrong , Y( l2 t% V3 L2 ^
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ! T4 |% N$ s- o& {, {
k4 C# m K$ A9 W5 \2 nTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
1 v0 A" k8 s8 q! @1 XDonald: H I J K L M N O. 4 }* q5 x9 U7 t! ^
Teacher: What are you talking about? ' B" ]$ |/ ~- y/ u4 ]1 X4 s& U
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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) P; ?% `: v4 Q0 n8 w1 s/ ]Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. # T1 h% |/ r% A0 ]: X
Winnie: Me!
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z5 G8 }9 u6 S; c2 j" ITeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? ) r; \% }: _7 V H4 B4 z
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. $ f6 ^1 {, e4 w; O3 A1 Y! t
' B' R! w# ^! u$ G# y$ B: i1 @Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." ( u, M4 ^ g+ U( h
Millie: I is... 1 f8 V7 B K8 N; @, ?" A5 G
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." / z# e0 h/ u5 H* l2 i) p0 r
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 0 `' k6 G! V4 y' q: ^6 q% z
" B0 }# `) v/ {& ]5 S7 E! W. [Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 4 A0 ?% S9 q j" O$ O; Q/ p
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? . ]9 P' b) }' n2 J% s, g8 j
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ' o: R2 W: A6 x$ M3 p8 \
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 4 c8 E8 s9 Q( I; y; A
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. - f% f \" o- X0 n( [" E
: p+ e. g- ^& j/ S' a) n4 \Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
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