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2 \4 ^* }3 ?% j+ wTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. + d* I2 n8 v6 ~) l& q5 {4 w; d0 t! a
Maria: Here it is. / T5 F! x: U5 j- ]6 X
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? ( R% q4 }0 f* H! k. I+ n
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? # }+ r6 n, e7 z ~
John: You told me to do it without using tables. ; h' x! ?! Y, t
! k* k" e4 \9 {% T2 t+ CTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" . ^% K' P6 V$ w7 I- D. {* h" W
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" - B3 a" D0 `7 B* t
Teacher: No, that's wrong
0 E. J6 F/ Z' c2 s kGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ) O0 t3 C- B$ }7 E6 I/ d
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
& S& ]' ^5 F1 i1 R m0 U+ a) k" iDonald: H I J K L M N O. 8 p7 W r- l6 J& C$ @% p. d4 s
Teacher: What are you talking about?
$ L0 E; [( [$ ^' x0 O8 t6 _" S' BDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 9 V4 h. f/ d8 L# F
Winnie: Me! 6 [& @1 Y9 {: L! p5 S& c! B
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
& z8 n8 a( E* d7 |5 fGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 8 ?/ Z( p5 N _7 w" W
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." - y: `" G3 F, g, ~9 W5 X. h( d
Millie: I is... 8 Q$ D, R) U6 [4 G0 h
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." ! K4 c- T# W& J0 P! Q% V* f
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? ; P2 W5 A. G9 y5 {5 z0 @" C
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. # u- \' ~" x& b! `
' F5 i3 |2 W0 o$ r2 V5 M. q5 ZTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
/ Y1 t: k3 T* q+ ]Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. & Z. x! j5 b+ h }$ `' I
1 D& u7 h1 q* ]; rTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
7 n% i$ a) o7 KClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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. x" P! V- n6 }3 K# \Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? ; j) q( `2 N, w& k+ d) `3 ~
Harold: A teacher
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