Kids are Quick

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Kids are Quick

( ]# j' q3 P" V2 w2 F# nTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
* A: ]- J) C4 g$ U1 ~) XMaria: Here it is.
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
' q/ l) ?2 h5 X, j3 R! K$ _Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
# {/ y# @& P) X" i" [. CJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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+ |9 C' j: u) Z8 _' nTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
; ]5 X/ v3 D- t% SGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
Teacher: No, that's wrong
* Z7 u4 z; {7 M0 VGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

) P! W3 _0 f; x' X3 LTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
' \; Q/ f( r* i6 T; b. A% vDonald: H I J K L M N O.
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
) B/ c, Y$ [2 r* r! q$ uGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

. N4 C$ |& ]1 g  ]0 XTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
. w9 f4 G, N9 w2 D8 E* n9 n/ WMillie: I is...
3 G. ?  \/ L) _6 Y3 l) cTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

' X% f6 u6 M$ b1 ZTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.

Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
) N+ G, m) {$ k+ n0 F( cSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
) Z3 Z" @1 h* v+ p  dClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.

9 U6 z& u, R3 M! I- ^: l# u# jTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
  f, s/ `  g! J% H$ YHarold: A teacher
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omg!
The last one is GREAT!

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