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7 M p/ C3 `5 y+ g* iTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
4 y* M3 o9 [9 E; H+ q) c$ Q- JMaria: Here it is. 6 \' @2 Q/ } y! ]3 O- e9 Q
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? / }% i" g! S. |4 P( M( B
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 8 c1 |' m1 h8 \7 F, ^* y3 X8 i
John: You told me to do it without using tables. 6 @) \$ ^$ f- q* c) R
) H) A/ R5 {: d, aTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 6 O+ ~2 ~6 `$ ~1 N
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 1 \# O+ ^2 P, W8 h8 H% e
Teacher: No, that's wrong
' Z) A* M9 S1 o; MGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 2 L! j. m1 _/ ~( a' t- p. f P
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
' | o9 }5 I" \1 X2 E& UDonald: H I J K L M N O. : X# i. s3 `* h$ t6 A# a" O/ H: F
Teacher: What are you talking about? " J( J z8 ^5 A; ?
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. ' _3 c% h. @6 Z: M9 ?
' O7 o# t+ ~! ]9 c: M0 G( @Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
8 o: Z9 q2 N6 DWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
8 U8 W6 o# v6 rGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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+ Q9 }/ t$ S0 Z" q: k5 ]Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." " i, H6 E2 c! s( {' `4 K
Millie: I is... 9 K- a& o7 T/ U5 @0 {" Z" g/ G8 x
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 2 f3 o f8 Y9 M, ~* D4 J# c
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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, U, F3 e: b8 _ WTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
7 Z; D+ H4 s# q. W. _5 |: x) Z8 ~Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
: x: g, S( g6 z4 G# lSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. , }9 }5 l1 i' x( w0 S/ @
& Y. s* b. n- n; MTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
" E* l O# |9 F1 ZClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 6 u9 }# ?7 r# @8 L9 z, }: `' t
& a2 ~; A# h" _5 e$ |8 \Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? # o9 j" |' Z5 E6 R* T
Harold: A teacher
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