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% k. t8 @0 ~: r1 MTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. - M% x" R1 i1 v" p* e, X- o
Maria: Here it is. # Z* j: k$ q- E/ S; d
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 0 s3 u. ]& C' w% @
Class: Maria. - s! u' j% j7 E0 Q
: w& y% b9 `2 K2 t+ }( S/ q" |Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? " Y9 f6 D* j5 w) w
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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; R$ N1 H0 ?. G; }2 U+ l9 V+ K8 w5 O# H" JTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
6 R: |0 Y" M* lGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 9 h8 @) M$ F/ w t. c
Teacher: No, that's wrong ; g5 z2 e( \7 R
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 1 m; G& N8 v+ f6 P: [$ X5 J
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? ' a+ S2 B2 Q3 T5 L+ N5 F. @- f+ `
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
- m3 c- y, Q. h* ^. \; TTeacher: What are you talking about? 6 B# {9 @2 Y9 o. z- s* K& U/ _4 S* `
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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- ?% w: x7 U6 a" h' L$ {$ MTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
; `6 e3 f7 w c# oWinnie: Me! ( i/ w' C ~. K$ L6 ^& C
# y7 v+ T# ]$ h4 @Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? . Q3 S6 U; F8 B( t
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. % k1 j8 ]( w! c* G) V
6 Z+ ~2 k9 k: nTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
& y* p- |! ?7 eMillie: I is... o, a" r t: Q5 r4 B8 j
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 5 E# ^! }6 ?2 p8 h
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." ) X0 H# R3 {" `+ j; f" o
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
; z+ e# p* j" [+ e, qLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 9 P) L' R$ L1 {% H% @5 @, e5 D
" e' y M/ B" i$ B$ \3 U( m6 DTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? . }+ r5 x" B) ]
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ( G: |% [( ]# [4 N8 |7 n4 g& P
1 W: ^$ e0 A+ ~; k! VTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? ( Z) J+ q* T! d5 H3 A/ R* j9 T/ l3 g ~9 x
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? & V$ W% e& ~/ \9 j" e0 f/ P
Harold: A teacher 0 ]# @7 d/ P- @) P% e
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