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% X1 `9 G3 c1 P u5 qTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
1 r+ c! r& k- p' f& s9 M; VMaria: Here it is. # V' A: G( r( W+ E5 P. \" J+ c
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 7 P8 [0 S0 L. \! \: {# {, b2 _
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? & h N4 {1 w6 ?. k9 y6 K
John: You told me to do it without using tables. & h, f& l7 |' b) d7 @
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
& T: E. P/ f+ [6 vGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
, Y, J9 b( W& f3 _: d0 }: w) i. DTeacher: No, that's wrong
# [$ T1 p0 a8 P9 ^Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. - `& O7 P; e F4 A4 l
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? * h- ^* \! o* T( z
Donald: H I J K L M N O. 8 @. J I5 m$ {" P k
Teacher: What are you talking about?
; _! I, \4 T6 |9 k' n# tDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. - T! B: E N7 C9 ?, v
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
6 M/ U3 S% ~0 B, eWinnie: Me! 6 m2 D% w2 ]1 ?6 V, b
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? ; A N% C7 Z+ o% _) s
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. * l, U! j& n$ e" u' j8 Z; d+ y
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." , y" g/ L/ m6 G
Millie: I is... 4 r- k! p) ?, p- f0 ]2 ?3 Y! v
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
7 j3 m: V, Y6 q/ ~5 P) NMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 3 I5 Z' H9 \* J
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
! J, G& c( d5 f6 q+ mLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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5 `" I6 g/ ?4 N1 m MTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
" {" n; V" n# v v4 z- G4 bSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 3 V$ z' U1 P* `4 k* O% K4 s; v
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 0 i' x4 J" h) y: W3 J# ^' u, h2 B3 m
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? # ~' M7 [6 M3 H X
Harold: A teacher 0 j# u) @& X* _1 z; ?! s7 N
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