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/ A% C. U9 h. n5 B0 _% B" zTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. + {1 z& _1 Y; |- i! t$ t
Maria: Here it is.
- e; w! A5 o4 c7 k% [7 |Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? , F, t f, i. N
Class: Maria. . ] T' e7 p0 W. s
- W, G$ S8 ^0 j. }& ^3 r% aTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
; r: ^% a. x0 l! YJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. / G+ }9 R; F! x) S/ ~( j
( j( a2 V' R+ L7 N5 `Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" * F/ u0 i8 o: o4 ]
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 6 ?# n1 n- j0 B" {/ i' E0 _
Teacher: No, that's wrong
2 t; C3 ~: X% D$ q PGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
+ J4 u- L9 t1 z) SDonald: H I J K L M N O. 9 w8 K e2 W2 u' K* |4 H
Teacher: What are you talking about?
# u T; E; d: K+ U" {Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 9 A) G, \+ `+ [
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
. [6 i9 Z: T% X9 b5 U* v% p4 xWinnie: Me! - A( J0 f. Q: K- A& o: s+ _
* P% {0 K' I `8 I2 Q, `5 @5 ]Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
- j, F1 r, \4 I: |& u0 OGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
& |* g4 |* f. R4 m' x* r, lMillie: I is... ( r( Q( M: a2 A0 \' T
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
0 q3 N9 O0 C) E/ q% Z. dMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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7 V) X& W3 T1 b5 D) i. @2 RTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
3 y4 r* F8 N- t7 }5 N' CLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 4 E7 o) `6 f( E8 Z4 N
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 4 K& X1 U% L5 f
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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8 k/ d q6 B) Z6 }8 b% J+ PTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
* s* M Z# q1 i9 D7 o+ zClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 4 f% B/ A) [; r7 `1 ?5 p. f
. }# ]( J3 t& O" S Q8 }5 u, c: l" UTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? . |5 l* U4 `3 y, \4 [$ o7 z
Harold: A teacher
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