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) s5 N8 R+ k) s6 g! j# ETeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
( R. a+ b* ^1 t# n& JMaria: Here it is.
% L0 ~: l) I) B, k6 Q/ }Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
8 |) O7 s% t- \2 w4 W. E$ CClass: Maria.
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- c: Q4 m6 w: G" |- wTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
0 i$ F5 B: l# K1 @8 p5 k3 pJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
0 R/ L6 o" d+ x6 O Y R, n2 wGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 2 v' h) G2 O t* c6 \
Teacher: No, that's wrong
# n# E9 a! N" _Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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3 x& B7 }' G0 ^, e& ]Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
M5 R- H7 U6 z5 E xDonald: H I J K L M N O. $ \! Z2 s, j: e% @
Teacher: What are you talking about? 1 n6 D- p( f, {; q$ f: s
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. ' ~3 d; p6 _1 }, W" N
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
) Z# e8 T* E6 J D$ G. nWinnie: Me! ) Z+ H; p" X" D* W+ v
: D) P( [; E1 y; D3 l- V4 n4 q' H5 RTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? # ]! V! o. [* u5 A& \
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ; R* D* Z8 b5 U7 {
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
. |6 I1 d5 T9 CMillie: I is... 2 r7 B- Y6 V/ {1 E9 O, {
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." * [7 o, _6 J' j ]/ F/ E3 l- a
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? E9 ~( D+ ?. T* f9 H
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? Y' J) o [3 q0 [9 Y& o$ X: }. F/ O
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 4 Q' M; t3 v, \4 Z8 p
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
- K. V6 j& K# M' o* h6 vHarold: A teacher - x- Y2 Z8 I# k4 f( k# V; \; ^. v" v
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