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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. % G3 C) o5 E9 {" ~# Z0 ?
Maria: Here it is.
: }7 H" T" ^2 o) tTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? ) t" E) S1 f1 i
Class: Maria. ' t+ m. Z# l2 y+ @
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
. p( u; }9 G+ X8 MJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" & B: E2 [4 J6 D( [, e
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
3 ^# f5 P% F$ `$ t7 uTeacher: No, that's wrong
3 R/ t0 x- _7 sGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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; ~; y+ o3 o4 nTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? - u4 p6 T! d- O0 P) V+ {
Donald: H I J K L M N O. % L( h& C5 c; R+ u1 w7 G0 S* r! L* n9 b
Teacher: What are you talking about? + Z$ C' ^: t& _6 ^- o+ {& m# _
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. # A- v: n- h8 B1 w8 A& Q1 g
Winnie: Me! & \& \( J" D" t. r
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
( b2 Q8 `$ S6 LGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 9 x; D9 D3 \; X: J0 g$ o
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
- x' v' D5 z- T9 \5 ]Millie: I is...
8 f% U" ^) W' f3 d" ^Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
4 Y# {' r0 T2 V/ ` N+ VMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 3 a2 t( R( S# Y1 l
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
6 q3 ?0 l" l" v* a0 I; j$ YLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
. l- f9 U" n7 V/ J; R4 BSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? : J9 d( `& T) K$ }/ v7 x5 C3 `+ @' k
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 0 S. G# P( `6 f+ w% q
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
2 v8 a8 F* I! c h* u% ]Harold: A teacher : X/ e f; m8 W
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