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$ \2 K7 L$ Q# [6 f2 d1 U" V; @Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
' T* z- z' Z; f8 C; I8 C! mMaria: Here it is.
/ h5 R0 D9 u% v! r. q3 j+ JTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
4 U! \4 m, B3 x$ z2 L1 \Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 0 p5 c1 {( p) E" V0 V
John: You told me to do it without using tables. . g0 J1 ^: e4 X6 r R/ u8 W$ T
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 3 V2 \1 z& r E* R# ]
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
) {4 [' g8 j1 T/ C/ C. V* HTeacher: No, that's wrong
' v, u$ Q# \4 @- E6 H% QGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ; q( L, q& m% h3 I9 m( j
$ m9 H7 ]4 W5 E1 ZTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? % r. r" C4 K# y5 \
Donald: H I J K L M N O. ! x* c* c/ C6 P! Z0 Y8 o
Teacher: What are you talking about?
4 L, a3 k8 b$ [& P7 _$ a B/ dDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
$ |( W4 a: R9 {' tWinnie: Me! ) E. } }% Z& I x. S' l* c
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
& A! M2 @7 i4 Z" eGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ) W+ |! F/ V1 u5 K# U
. b+ A( p1 v s/ C7 WTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
# X6 [; U0 B! S9 d6 {% tMillie: I is...
% n w6 p" @( O/ r8 ?' | ZTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
, p8 p4 v9 O! y9 \- U% q6 g `9 [8 BMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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/ K0 z+ t/ d! b+ dTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? $ Z9 J! q; j2 Y1 ^! v
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
) d4 ?& V4 I0 T4 i" G1 N- @Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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( z9 r/ @6 D# J- \3 kTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? # Z0 P3 S. Y; ]- @9 h7 ~( x
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. ) R; i9 W( ^3 X ~4 w
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? ' i. u* u$ a4 c8 r
Harold: A teacher 8 R0 Y% M8 I# \' H
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