埃德蒙顿华人社区-Edmonton China

 找回密码
 注册
查看: 4795|回复: 2

Kids are Quick

[复制链接]
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-7 20:50 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Kids are Quick 6 x" r3 }1 ]9 b; M9 E" [3 j  k

* E* _, K. ]( M# y! fTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. $ c6 f6 ~. x6 ]
Maria: Here it is. # G% M6 k. N* l5 E) g1 l( W  h
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
# ]5 R9 {5 @; P5 }' O9 x8 d% ]  {Class: Maria. ) R9 A$ y2 [( k5 A4 i

, e* i$ `, G" v# A; LTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? - v$ Y- H& t7 h2 h
John: You told me to do it without using tables. 0 u3 @' t. ^# o2 U7 q" ?4 g
- {* a* F+ x4 }( K: l
Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
0 i+ C" O1 |1 W) }0 B4 wGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
% o) t6 B' b) G- T9 R' t, ZTeacher: No, that's wrong
8 q+ Q4 X  ~0 y6 e" VGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. # F1 G8 L5 H7 W. V) n$ Q1 m+ a  D

8 z4 |0 y; J2 `4 MTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 9 `; N; h6 t9 `$ A) l9 C9 O' ?
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
- r5 j8 s4 ?9 \8 t# O9 l* JTeacher: What are you talking about?   W6 Y! S, [8 l6 s
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 5 F/ P8 D: L8 C* P1 T
) H) Z" ^$ B" z+ D2 a8 O: M2 C  B* K
Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. + k4 N  m: j/ ?8 g+ f) P/ H! t9 t
Winnie: Me! / e2 e2 y$ `  s1 m6 X. s4 P

# x+ |' B$ N9 Y3 r6 xTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
9 n2 l: u8 j" Y) \Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. / f/ m, j* x6 @

7 D2 e0 B1 F0 @! l5 w# _- l0 iTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." ; j$ V/ C# y  A
Millie: I is...
! k7 A) p3 s- B- a: HTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
5 U" J. P9 I$ Y( SMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." $ I" _+ v% ?0 q  ]7 P( Y
" r3 P. ]3 Z9 g, H6 I6 L% e. M
Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
/ u! F" F7 H7 g: M+ F8 JLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 2 @, }, _) S7 w  v2 |0 D
# D- ?3 r8 M) p2 Z* ?5 s, q$ x3 G. q0 C
Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? & J, G$ O4 N1 O- H' d
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
: [5 u. `$ i- A) p, x( `" \3 v% a# E0 Q* X- K& j
Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
2 a8 A4 Q7 K9 ?/ ~% Z5 {Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 8 y0 S9 M: p3 l0 \# M2 w% v

8 e7 a( t! M+ x4 x  {Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 9 j! D5 r# \. E; @% I
Harold: A teacher
( _; b- }' L5 h# q% X5 k- y5 U1 A- v9 j/ T  r/ T( S4 g
大型搬家
鲜花(2) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-8 07:59 | 显示全部楼层
omg!
8 y" W% I" t5 q' T/ u$ TThe last one is GREAT!
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-8 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
:zhichi:
理袁律师事务所
您需要登录后才可以回帖 登录 | 注册

本版积分规则

联系我们|小黑屋|手机版|Archiver|埃德蒙顿中文网

GMT-7, 2026-2-28 04:00 , Processed in 0.073400 second(s), 14 queries , Gzip On, APC On.

Powered by Discuz! X3.4

Copyright © 2001-2021, Tencent Cloud.

快速回复 返回顶部 返回列表