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2 j; e( `# Z1 i+ h- B4 {- ~/ zTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
; m4 @# d/ `. {( n1 C5 WMaria: Here it is. 2 Z- P; t( o- S8 I# `3 k- J2 w6 |
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
1 _0 v2 L% |% d. H7 W QClass: Maria. 6 U/ ^; H5 G8 b+ Q$ W
c: F$ x& f; m, |) B% jTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
! i3 ?2 e8 s8 _6 PJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. + E3 S) `9 L' A0 Q# C$ t. O& R4 n
( c {! d% d; G' S6 RTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" % \& c5 l3 L6 C( P
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
* }% x4 x: \; G8 xTeacher: No, that's wrong # Z6 }' m5 Y& @* S2 P
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
3 ^5 l* k, g8 Q( wDonald: H I J K L M N O.
1 F1 u3 a5 I' BTeacher: What are you talking about?
& j4 N0 T1 j0 I! ?Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. ( c7 l/ \% ]( C# i/ ?9 @& j1 g6 X7 l
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 3 r8 [. D1 Z9 V% I
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
" M8 s$ d2 l1 Z8 aGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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4 O+ K; R: m6 NTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 3 f7 F; P) c: u+ U: X/ B0 N
Millie: I is... # O- x0 e6 N. W. P9 U4 [& T
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 5 ?+ E$ ~6 t0 {2 c) O
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." ; \ I# B5 j; D! S+ W
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? * d4 G9 w- ~! K
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. ! m; ^) Y( S: {- E8 l% _; W
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 8 `. n2 X4 P& ~
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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' J s4 f8 R7 P( [1 b' _: O3 U# @Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 6 z) R* v2 v6 i F/ s& R+ ?& y
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. " t$ x+ O4 L( s9 g/ Z! A
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
' d- m! ]: f' B3 kHarold: A teacher
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