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- e* g! Z6 A8 |* M8 }" zTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
; r+ R2 O$ P: V& ?8 I6 H' D& Z3 ZMaria: Here it is. * X4 T( [; H; K" B2 {
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 6 K1 J! W+ b N' e% u
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6 |7 l! I& C; ]Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
( m; X) }. |+ w7 S# uJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. 2 `" B* h/ U' r. M8 N
- S0 T2 w# J: [! i- r) wTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 0 U* x1 m% I- }% P
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
0 B# l; z" O p U: j vTeacher: No, that's wrong 3 U6 C$ r7 r1 |7 r: {) c; ~ q1 ^
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. " ]" ]: e+ @8 l2 }/ t8 n% c
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 5 i# N% c) n; F7 k% }4 l7 r
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
. E8 M( a- x0 g t. \0 ~Teacher: What are you talking about?
8 `# O6 n$ Q& |6 w* B* U' C v# T! cDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
7 F# W$ j) t6 SWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
. y' d6 p! R- J7 t: O. ]( HGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." * |+ Q0 \$ M( z/ |( m Z# n
Millie: I is...
/ t. p& N Z5 n- A( {# QTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
6 w" _. {; r9 M+ S3 MMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
7 {7 S, b U: f& D/ ALouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 7 i6 B7 f& d% H& u
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 4 t6 h; J& [; g1 |+ \; D
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 5 j5 I0 W; Q; d
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
# O" q l# R5 e% X4 [5 FHarold: A teacher 8 X3 _& {7 o* T' q# Y
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