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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. / x6 c; Q4 q# E" S7 s
Maria: Here it is.
8 ~2 q- S+ [3 n3 N! }$ j7 RTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
6 D9 @: H. K% M& m/ A4 c: q. R0 BClass: Maria. " }7 A# P3 L* E: f: G
% H5 w9 L9 X) w k$ O( HTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
$ f/ X! v* }7 i6 m4 `John: You told me to do it without using tables. . c1 u! e3 O' X
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" M8 @( _& W' _# E- @# o7 S$ U
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" ( P4 o2 w* Z5 m V W {
Teacher: No, that's wrong 9 S m$ b' A* N* D9 C- k
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. + b( I+ W- g7 S3 C, o
% R+ g+ P! o$ C4 YTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 0 N; t1 P+ r# C' o) V- I- M
Donald: H I J K L M N O. 7 o2 k0 L3 K$ a- f
Teacher: What are you talking about? 6 f/ ]2 N% e: d7 X5 J6 _6 b
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
3 z9 r" c! [, uWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? / w, K7 r9 h( i6 |, n* u
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. / X. \$ w& J7 H6 I% C( L% c
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 4 b) r+ S$ c) ^- W; }
Millie: I is...
! o2 D9 ]8 |. I& l! F0 ]! V: ~Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
6 D! v: y2 D) H- ZMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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5 U/ a3 {" Q$ q) O& T. CTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
( m3 @, h$ n3 Z# \( gLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. ' N) B3 j6 o4 j# w$ }
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
9 O, i" d C) X8 z; y# @9 SSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 8 d% l( c' o) z1 f
/ b8 S% l B d8 }* [+ M; z; nTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? " N- F& y* B% a2 W7 i' r# S4 R
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 3 o2 H0 P& h' c( M' C
/ H( I$ k8 w8 O/ {Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
& ?7 M7 T. d2 SHarold: A teacher ; z& z( q1 L. w" U( j/ f
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