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* w! o1 ]& {4 s, o! WTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
8 b0 ?6 J3 {' [) x1 _% T, eMaria: Here it is. . P% t+ U5 T- ~1 l
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? ' D$ B' n1 V: V( u, g: C
Class: Maria. ' C/ y% V/ f; h: v' R) l0 {0 \. v" _
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
/ m* o/ o+ O/ a& OJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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% _1 t, f: K. b& uTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
6 z" S) Y& I" J# jGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
7 a8 U& h8 `& u# l% b4 {Teacher: No, that's wrong * V s' `! O0 u2 Q
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ! L' H0 V. K. @
/ C c8 l$ B: E9 W' g9 JTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? h8 Z' U! Y0 T# m
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
, c/ S$ d7 t- X3 a. H6 `, A. fTeacher: What are you talking about? # _% [$ f8 n# `# Q8 f
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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- F- k( v( v0 x$ q1 |/ QTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. * ^4 @2 x: ?, ]( Y
Winnie: Me! 6 q7 b* `9 t @, `
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
- ~: j( F" e3 `* ?+ t! \Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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# S8 [- H. V s; [Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." ; k# E V. g3 i, a9 q) b' j
Millie: I is...
' ]! ^# u6 a( y- L+ n0 ]+ [Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
! i. L2 p) {* K3 h: g6 a# QMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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& C& w( i$ f1 K" sTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
5 G' J5 f* G8 X8 k3 `# M: T9 ~Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 7 j; S9 E1 R! m2 _* g
* j V. `( r2 \) F4 B& ZTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
) M" i" ] h' d o3 f* eSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? . z4 {9 N/ p+ j# L: w
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. % G( { W2 t3 y4 }( h
, B2 n: q1 H% yTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
6 l( @# | ]+ H* mHarold: A teacher 8 L' ?" G" k- p6 d c7 m
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