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. c' v4 \) A4 X F7 g8 m8 d Q% R/ pTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
. [, d* _4 s2 cMaria: Here it is.
$ }0 n1 L. @( Q1 S9 l+ L6 L# JTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
; z D$ V' t+ y: e3 RClass: Maria. [$ a9 r' _' ^- ^% L
+ y2 t4 Y- s7 p3 yTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? + C) h6 u+ Y. T& v/ f, o
John: You told me to do it without using tables. ' ^/ G; y# G; R2 J3 q ~
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" : x4 Z8 t8 b# g; L% E' s
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
1 _' Q( ?9 {6 K2 \, [9 LTeacher: No, that's wrong
1 k* u& l! V7 y1 s' c$ k2 nGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 4 b0 |$ o0 G" T" `2 \
7 }8 t) n0 ]: f* R* W! xTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
! K- O% G: o+ S( {Donald: H I J K L M N O. 4 A; Y" v# b% y
Teacher: What are you talking about?
9 Z$ @; G3 T( c5 n9 hDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. - u% O$ {4 c e
4 j" u( R/ \: d! W# gTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
0 }5 z, e( Y% ~/ Z; D7 mWinnie: Me! : k5 h$ l$ a- _+ r3 e* Q( L( b
+ e7 g6 g# ]4 @4 O" x3 o6 FTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? ( D5 b$ C: X j1 v
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ) F3 {8 B" E: M
R% Q$ g. k) J6 G% m9 zTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 2 }) }- r* }" @: b7 p \
Millie: I is... 9 }- { A% q5 H, Y, Q
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 4 B' \: f' S# \9 \4 L
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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, A$ l; `% g! n! QTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? $ e( P) w+ w* s8 f! ]! I* [- d) j
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 6 a- C1 G3 N; \1 N, W: S
6 x! r* Y7 \( D# P7 o7 h" O2 z2 B- LTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? ) o' ]1 H# @4 T; r- u
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
: U9 K9 P+ `3 `5 ?! C3 y2 [Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 3 ]6 ~; i! l+ d! L$ w9 U1 Q! V& D
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? - l7 K8 v& L7 ~: {8 S a
Harold: A teacher ) ~, B- f' T" E9 l3 c0 E P
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