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% O' x- F6 C9 J4 g: ]! R5 c9 bTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. ; S) a& Z/ W- d2 {
Maria: Here it is.
& Y4 ^+ c5 X8 z; G5 x! ZTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? * s* [+ W- E( A8 Q/ E% H
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 4 ?& w" o8 }% `1 ^$ E
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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# \# Q8 W: ~2 _7 ]: T$ j: PTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
5 K5 v& M9 L/ i! iGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
5 G4 V ]2 k( v" o+ V7 k9 p. i( @Teacher: No, that's wrong
/ _) o0 o9 F+ n: q* x# }3 ?9 FGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 2 Z1 K0 F' R# W' X. M
% i* ?$ s0 `$ k- k3 ?% g* s5 \Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
8 W1 \ [3 b# j2 n6 p w& rDonald: H I J K L M N O. " m: Y% E# {- a5 j& @; p9 |
Teacher: What are you talking about?
+ C! {1 k" i0 @Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 2 J# u! Y2 L; M0 A
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
! q( j7 G" K0 B: }Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. & O! s, e+ d9 |0 c. ^ f% ^- B
* Q+ p, X+ }1 \# X, I/ D STeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." + `! |$ j" \* k' q" D/ _
Millie: I is... ' U$ u, `1 b- j8 l
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
" p( } E, c5 O1 p& ~! ?Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 6 X$ K# V- F2 {. g7 X( A
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
9 v$ l. S9 Y4 e4 c0 ]4 j3 B' {4 hLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
2 V, C( l) @) \* A( y; wSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ; N& M4 A8 B2 s& @% a9 F
$ c8 U' a+ q/ q% c$ e4 j: sTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? + L" I- H! U1 T8 M8 I
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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$ V: F* M8 @# n& t. Y. }Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? + U4 L: r9 d7 Q% j
Harold: A teacher
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