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. y7 h i% S6 f. H" e; HTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
; M! f2 Z s, K- `7 ~/ R5 oMaria: Here it is.
! M+ ]9 v: b: N- J+ O3 d$ w% WTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
& y8 i1 ^( k; C ~1 jClass: Maria. % v3 S# i# j7 }8 T8 m1 j m
{: o5 `* Y6 w& o' |, eTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 7 ?9 y; @6 Z; k8 G1 M& p, O4 x
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 9 S- X, [+ t* x) d7 O" ]
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
9 b: u& e6 N0 ~/ f$ C5 `! WTeacher: No, that's wrong $ `! M: m4 T- w1 P# i% {0 A. e# _
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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, p; e! Q; w" |! `$ Z& GTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
9 ?* @. G; A. }9 _* h; PDonald: H I J K L M N O.
9 M8 U+ L4 T, p, e9 b* f, D- yTeacher: What are you talking about?
, t* S1 B; Q- i' QDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. ) l6 T5 h/ s" ]% m+ ]1 G
0 a) p" Z9 W, l5 V% OTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 6 M$ }1 E5 d/ v6 g, D3 H$ W
Winnie: Me! % P, T& o2 `) M, R; ?
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? " `0 I7 D& A) l, j5 P# e3 n) _6 F
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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/ e2 J6 C/ c! J$ rTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
" [& C5 p7 c' J2 q1 Z* a7 u F! HMillie: I is...
% W, H! v0 S# }- `1 J9 |# S2 CTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
- a) k/ t5 W/ y0 ?, fMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? ) ~/ Y9 ^+ Z2 d: u7 P
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 2 i1 Q5 S- K- K& {
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
" Q) h. Y5 P+ n/ b6 O) M! |; e3 f0 VClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? , ~0 t& N9 S% b4 r* h# O
Harold: A teacher + j6 `2 e* z3 u5 v
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