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3 J& K- ]: q: t) W: FTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
- _6 a0 Y, h" OMaria: Here it is. u! b) S8 i0 x) }% m: W
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? ! O7 X' W7 _% |& {" ~: Q
Class: Maria. ' a U- Z; e2 y! W! E% C$ j
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? % d8 P9 C% k+ {8 ]
John: You told me to do it without using tables. 6 ]& m# k. F C. t9 V2 w4 w0 f& [( Q
: p8 L3 _% F$ m2 n0 @2 lTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
) N6 p- C7 s* r2 IGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
$ D/ J- h1 V( y# \, j. RTeacher: No, that's wrong
) x6 Z& r, z7 H6 ]8 LGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. # n+ }- I7 l$ e+ [- M& O, c$ b
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
2 Y9 N( P" b. gDonald: H I J K L M N O.
4 f6 w: W0 M1 J: Z2 R2 L4 mTeacher: What are you talking about? # T0 d* q( t/ E0 w0 k! l4 U
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
2 t3 C7 h/ F+ A. G* NWinnie: Me!
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' @# r& Q. p" ^4 r, U: tTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? h9 @* n4 j1 u3 x" e7 {# G* D
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. p$ s" b/ a6 q
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
6 |4 i; q: q( q" L- SMillie: I is...
T5 r1 r2 @$ N) Z5 M' Y$ nTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." # w6 R: G- m t7 I) O
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." w$ N/ A! S F/ |
, z5 i( D8 W; G3 h$ ] V! dTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
+ i$ E9 [# D8 Q. ^( u/ k3 |: \Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 5 ]2 ]8 d- {( N; x2 }
8 P9 ^" c9 @' ?8 d$ HTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 0 T. ?$ |. [# ] N
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. - `+ w" s- C0 e; F/ |7 l% x! B
! Y, r/ \$ Q j _" f8 k- Q9 Q; MTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? # `4 k% u2 s3 Z9 a
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. / o2 j: E- O6 P$ E0 E
$ {0 c: g+ t1 U0 ?) qTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 1 J) t) U. \4 r( e+ a1 N
Harold: A teacher ; r6 |( O* ~1 H+ Y* @( }
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