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6 ?' g) G: X# h. `Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. " {' h/ Y1 D; r
Maria: Here it is. + Z: J/ D9 N8 I+ `# a( z
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
6 l9 z7 r9 E) u3 y8 xClass: Maria. 9 ~% C& T' V8 M0 N0 C; i
6 K J" ~4 P N8 Z% Z! |Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? " l9 |" ^3 I( G" U3 b4 F
John: You told me to do it without using tables. : T% k8 f+ C) A4 i4 h) N, M+ u
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
0 A0 G* R$ N- I o- I, p7 DGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
. F/ [; p3 @& JTeacher: No, that's wrong 0 S3 S' x/ ~0 g4 W- {4 ]
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. & i1 D% Y* S1 z% k" _" e+ h( G$ B
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
+ b) a8 _6 h: }; J# D: yDonald: H I J K L M N O. 4 h1 I" J' ~! s/ o7 }
Teacher: What are you talking about?
" n* R. z8 _5 h& ADonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. : b7 Y1 ~/ m# r; L( l6 s# R
2 ~4 S1 ?" f, z0 ~# ]: d" `* MTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 8 y, F" @* o; G4 h
Winnie: Me!
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2 d$ |: F+ j2 BTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? + y; N+ M& z# l5 I) A" N/ y
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. : S' b1 f( n: b9 ]& N
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
: H2 E% m f7 u7 E. F/ V aMillie: I is... 2 R! c7 @8 F$ R+ H1 H% o
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." , y, }# s; [2 O: ?$ X; {0 h% i' N
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 0 V- y( h& u% y" |6 T/ j4 h0 ?; U# q
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
7 `4 a( A- j3 k, W* q7 {$ w. r& {Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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$ [, f; M' S3 K( RTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
( x; i. M' `% g- |/ \. Y2 t, {Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
# E" A4 M4 O- k9 {8 j( G% OClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. # B$ {9 @# x6 F4 z; E# O! }3 ~
1 H/ L- n- E) n) ]% ^9 D1 JTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 3 _& i& \( z! f
Harold: A teacher 7 D7 h, m7 x( ^. d* [2 A6 |& k8 |
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