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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
- b( M2 o' ~- t8 a6 |) WMaria: Here it is. 3 p9 b" z, {& L) \1 p
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
% q1 V/ s: y# CClass: Maria.
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7 h0 {0 l) X' m4 p/ E' {Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
1 @6 {- j: C* h( t* vJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. + w. k; ?+ k- `9 _+ l2 I+ o* E
8 t- Z" H9 d1 F0 ]1 c% yTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" - `1 H a' K' k% ]+ j6 U8 f; w
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 0 W t1 y2 ~, O/ m7 B" G+ K8 c7 y0 T
Teacher: No, that's wrong $ W6 `: Q1 S8 q4 [0 j$ j
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 1 I5 E" Q: P5 Y
9 ?" J3 T! ]$ }+ i4 lTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? ?& U# ?" c& n [, F8 @: Q/ |
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
- R( X" c. @& p4 QTeacher: What are you talking about? 6 T8 R8 T+ L: Q6 H
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. ( T+ J( S5 n* X& {( F/ q1 P
" S- _: f1 e' X0 o4 q2 v4 `+ f, G1 K* \Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
/ I! G9 N9 I# kWinnie: Me! , ]/ z- u- p' Y
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? # @6 y0 V& G8 R M0 \
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 5 w) `" P+ L8 o. e: r
0 d5 v: y# P/ w6 B' ]Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
0 W P2 k0 k5 h: mMillie: I is... * E1 m& S7 h1 _1 s7 F
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
2 U3 T1 f5 M: r8 nMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." " t7 K& m7 P; y8 \8 P0 y5 {; T8 M
9 Y/ o9 p' K. ?: T; C4 ETeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? . Y* v8 Q4 ]0 L& _8 Q' B
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 5 b: D6 [5 c9 I4 `
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
2 L1 ]$ u9 S& M. ?7 x6 C0 sSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 9 H O) r4 T' A5 y# t# `$ b
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 0 N2 A% C. S) a. S$ {1 M
# b9 X6 l: b3 Y/ h4 q6 Q2 CTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? $ O+ I2 t0 K0 T3 ]4 Q. Q! \
Harold: A teacher
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