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7 R, F$ x! p/ HTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 1 L: F: R8 X" d7 l; `* L
Maria: Here it is. 9 s& @6 U/ ^1 u
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? ( Y i8 s0 [# G$ N# v+ [
Class: Maria.
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2 E- P3 Y/ v! t6 }9 FTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
o# Y& V2 t9 D4 J, zJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
$ U$ i9 M/ Q( b2 TGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" / [- l! m6 T' q' p
Teacher: No, that's wrong
& L, N9 ^9 w0 jGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 8 W: { E+ _9 L" U; v
2 b& W1 t$ Q& V, ~( cTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? ) b& M( c4 ?. H% @
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
/ Z3 g0 k ?/ ITeacher: What are you talking about?
C! L; b1 S* [* s; O! kDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. ' K) c2 M# |% E, p7 C! W F4 b! T
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
9 L& B3 a$ `6 H1 E6 W7 d) LWinnie: Me! + d, g; }5 M; G! O: I
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 3 M, b% o! D: r! }, p0 e
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. % E7 b0 n: t8 Q) c4 \ h
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
0 w) H$ G$ M+ U F. ]- T% y, `, L, }Millie: I is...
( d M+ T# v) |Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 9 }! p( y0 t* s+ r' g
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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& z9 x" \6 k% `4 M2 eTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
: D( l% l5 a( P1 F! F. r. r3 nLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 4 f# F: [7 A( e+ ?& N8 Z
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 1 m$ _& M5 z! i7 Z
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 0 o/ w) {5 ^3 k1 x) x& F
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. - t# U, a# h1 Q% N( m9 R X
" E) ?! N( I7 A- [! {, h& |4 ]$ I6 WTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
2 h# S9 u9 g" A3 K: T2 dHarold: A teacher
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