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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
2 k/ a# X4 z J K3 R+ {, dMaria: Here it is.
% H- L8 K5 s; x. `3 Q8 c2 rTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
, R4 e& z5 }! A. G) f8 U% r) ~Class: Maria. 2 c/ o$ i5 O# x$ ?2 B
& W7 d ?$ {/ P' a1 r) X3 v, n+ MTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
6 N4 ^* L) n, t1 U, k! K8 S0 B/ N$ YJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. 2 E! A" r* D) `8 l. l
; H) b) l' K3 k( GTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" . T# c5 ^; ?" j* }; s
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" # d1 @. l; w; @! f4 w
Teacher: No, that's wrong
2 R; i/ t4 \6 `' Y' y5 v8 HGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 1 I$ Z H7 |3 b! d% |) O/ o* X/ w+ c
6 }' _5 r6 F/ Z0 {) g+ lTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? , k9 r( G* i& ~% F
Donald: H I J K L M N O. 8 U" H( s4 V. t+ U
Teacher: What are you talking about?
3 }0 `/ ?3 R( P3 F/ V8 r- j6 ]2 j+ k# IDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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3 K N' H6 r- p2 ?/ zTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
" p6 w( a! B) f7 y' v: ]0 jWinnie: Me!
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5 E8 e* O; C; T, g" HTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
% V! C1 v" m8 M7 q& G+ z) j. {+ ]Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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. }1 }' I, D+ ?6 \2 i" \Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." / ?9 Z& [! |7 H/ ?
Millie: I is... 4 u: m* p8 K7 A0 g" _2 Q+ j7 f
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." . f7 R8 ?; U4 r% S+ E- n
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." ; h0 f9 o. A7 N6 I _9 \
& @: [: F( b3 _" bTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? $ I- ~3 w. B! B5 t, u
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 4 q- I: w. |/ K4 \+ i& u
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
/ n# P/ S7 G/ O- dSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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# j" H) h* e8 V& `Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? " x0 [& i$ ^1 ]& g
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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7 m0 z/ f+ k" ^% u: J$ rTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
( H2 i% T- q; d* p* f: S% VHarold: A teacher & R, z I0 H% t- l2 ]" ~1 _ O
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