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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
+ U( ~) d$ [2 }Maria: Here it is. 1 g- ?& P" ^* n2 F- g
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
+ e- a7 v* Z( R* c" l8 zClass: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
( I) s4 L* F5 x: c4 CJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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& t! ^' M0 V8 s6 H1 p! s3 nTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
! R8 r$ Y1 r9 qGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 9 s& V) u6 t* T# E6 L# s
Teacher: No, that's wrong
o" ]; n9 ]% K; S( ~Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? # f) t9 i7 \4 ^" d. v% q
Donald: H I J K L M N O. + }. b1 W1 b3 U3 n
Teacher: What are you talking about? 0 J8 p N& R" L. z, A6 ^
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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$ H! l" r' T) {; \% u. GTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
" l3 Y9 I1 J( i: O% ?2 ~2 g# mWinnie: Me! 4 J6 t( Y7 ^6 t& C" P( }
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 5 Y. U. R: p/ y0 j& P1 Y0 P
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
' @+ [8 C9 a3 H' X1 d4 hMillie: I is... $ i% V! \! M, x0 x6 u: d
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 1 S8 ^' b/ ?3 ?, \' |+ N v
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
+ [, L" H1 H0 W1 {& n! p4 VLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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: S2 T" \% I4 D5 zTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
& s3 {( I* O% `4 x4 }: e- }9 |& jSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. & k: ]- r* D( J+ v6 }9 n/ U% K) o
8 @: z/ q$ ]+ g8 @Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 3 m8 i5 ]. c' g9 ?
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. + z# k- L5 u" i
- t) U7 w* c) ATeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
5 M2 P( z' t: q: KHarold: A teacher
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