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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 8 f v' j$ G' B' L7 X) Y# Y
Maria: Here it is.
: @" M7 t; m8 r c" o# y2 TTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
- S1 W8 U* ~1 p; uClass: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? , Y: y* G9 n2 i |8 C# E# l
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 0 s2 _# z4 p* {* P. g7 P! Y
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" & l Y5 G& @. z1 m4 c+ H2 _$ x8 f6 w
Teacher: No, that's wrong
$ v+ \" G8 d8 o1 l4 K3 f; sGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. . n/ p% v/ ~0 v( v- V
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? . j6 N5 Y+ E) ]: @5 g( c4 r7 n3 ^# l
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
* a% i9 I# t/ p& o# Y9 qTeacher: What are you talking about?
2 y0 {' n4 ?" q9 I! A# ZDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 9 v' P! K7 v# |; T
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
8 L3 P( p7 u& n* q# H9 x5 wGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ! i0 }. W' z% u: B4 _& G/ b# I, ^- s
. ^! o) }0 f! c/ RTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
6 @( M3 o5 K7 v; h3 TMillie: I is... ) I4 `, G; A5 G% W+ `
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." ; d5 u. k3 V: A" F8 t1 |4 K
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 6 F7 L/ \1 s4 |% W. e
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? . u2 F/ |( Y( ]" F- ~
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 8 d* q6 @5 H$ }$ s9 a
4 }/ H+ f$ O+ @, s$ X2 m* JTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? * K* X6 e# P& g2 `& J
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. / h. g R0 B- [, E5 t5 D
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
7 o# E# H8 F* _( v3 r/ LClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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! j: W0 b7 G; bTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 0 i" [4 A" l& K4 ^. H8 g
Harold: A teacher
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