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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
& p* ^+ T4 O6 Q0 z$ G* iMaria: Here it is. ( |! ?7 N" `# U# i
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 1 N/ C& |# U% q# T- D" J: {
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 5 V1 _. _* Q/ O! g' z/ |
John: You told me to do it without using tables. $ ~% u+ K+ q; E$ I; y! N
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" , W! e1 J) ?5 ?' V% ?* g7 V
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" ; U( @1 z3 b" @! l0 ~( ~, a; s4 P
Teacher: No, that's wrong
) @+ D1 K) N: B- ^# l! A; sGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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, F& y. i. q |: N I* gTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
0 B7 c: f/ f, ADonald: H I J K L M N O.
6 f7 u0 s. v0 A- WTeacher: What are you talking about?
3 L0 h8 O, U' o, _8 yDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. # Q/ h- [! @- x" w2 R9 x
* f3 _/ w& @( H- k% }! s. ITeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 3 f; e/ ?' T. w5 Q4 F# a
Winnie: Me! " q2 A& v3 P$ V5 t h/ `
7 C6 b8 I; T% U* lTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 5 T% E% ]* ~( L$ d% ~9 ^, q+ z4 k6 p4 v
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
8 m |6 G) D. V4 H4 fMillie: I is... 7 l. G" u! D1 @8 o& R' t" L
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." . T. p* Z1 D* u G) J, P* ^5 ?5 M) j
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 7 E8 o' k/ E D
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? & ?0 a1 x0 A8 F; F7 \2 P
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. ) u6 R* J& c+ G2 d# n- Z& A
6 b3 A4 e0 \2 ` } s( Q+ D. zTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? ; i' C- G) e1 I! Z L7 l
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
z4 Z: r9 q/ i' b! L: Y: HClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 4 x# Y' L. x. z. |
* Q5 l) L$ b! f/ U6 s; D% bTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
. T: }4 d8 t/ ` `: J8 ]6 Y3 SHarold: A teacher * ]0 H* ]' p0 S4 C7 ^
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