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Kids are Quick

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发表于 2008-3-7 20:50 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
) u% P1 b: l9 W, HMaria: Here it is. " E) n. f# A2 X
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? ' }: b4 M4 a; I9 j
Class: Maria. + H( R  A& C; i
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? - E$ ]9 j  S" }1 e5 g
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
# r- J* Y8 a7 @* O/ k# a2 gGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
7 i! X# ]: [. O4 W/ C: C& n1 ETeacher: No, that's wrong 8 ^5 [9 p- r+ Q! {
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.   o0 {/ ]0 z, l$ F' o
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
" E* L9 r% u3 RDonald: H I J K L M N O.
) s" Q4 {1 {' eTeacher: What are you talking about?
9 h/ {6 \$ ?+ r0 pDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 2 Y0 z2 z9 b, x' N  k( {

) ?9 f1 Z' y' a. R- pTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. & n" U6 D. m- b* E
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? " a! i3 I& ?$ r9 Y
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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; _7 o/ u) g! j1 A: s$ [Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
  ~" }- p  G2 Z! X3 x, w2 q7 k0 iMillie: I is... 5 R9 q+ ]$ L, _1 P/ F3 a" w
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 1 w  |  a# D0 z6 `
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." $ Y0 o8 H# O9 G& |3 A; L

: w+ h5 D- {/ I* C" }Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
9 s  d; [* Y  V8 d) i# MLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. & H% h7 A  t! w; k# G9 u$ t
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? ! _8 p! p8 [- q. D& r
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ! V% i) X% _: L; u: N# s5 G. _

& [/ R+ D: i+ o& MTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 3 z: d* W9 t# Z+ ~
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? ) a7 n1 n2 K' V* D
Harold: A teacher
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发表于 2008-3-8 07:59 | 显示全部楼层
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The last one is GREAT!
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