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' m# d) K& A8 q$ A2 X- G: R2 y! vTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. , g ]& f3 H( |; w: Z0 b; {7 ^0 y
Maria: Here it is.
8 {$ ~1 F+ |6 Q$ ~1 C' Q( kTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
6 M ^7 S4 {; d+ A/ I/ t4 m4 GClass: Maria. * C ~( C- e# k2 |, _/ V
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? / X9 G4 w( K4 ^4 m4 x
John: You told me to do it without using tables. - y L5 s8 R h J+ a8 z: j9 l
4 F+ v; h9 p# cTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" . [8 g. f3 ]- Q! m6 Y
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" ! N. b$ w+ l* h: r/ J( \
Teacher: No, that's wrong 9 O( j1 X( v4 Y2 o
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
y8 T+ e( |/ M8 A+ Y$ {0 M wDonald: H I J K L M N O. & g" x5 T- `$ k" B
Teacher: What are you talking about?
& |. f P& i: i0 f+ SDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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6 T l" k/ y/ ^7 g8 _0 M, u. U9 BTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 7 w. r& Z/ d3 O( R! N# S$ y
Winnie: Me!
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$ h* [% l) _4 Z7 `Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
$ D' p; k9 h! x0 mGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
$ O( p# q q5 G5 D+ m. aMillie: I is... 4 M Z* @) z/ Z
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 8 D6 P/ q p' h7 Z0 r. s; r0 x
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." , `& Q5 N$ H+ M' D% ?
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? ' v! G" q& s! a& l
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
9 u. K! Y2 w- c$ z; BSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. + S( s6 z9 A& [" F: b; M
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
9 y: U0 @3 g+ w9 X8 NClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 8 o' t# d6 F! p6 t2 e/ m
, C+ J! _5 X' l. ITeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
! k6 Q; Y3 ~# aHarold: A teacher 7 G+ |. H( m. D1 n i9 P
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