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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 2 s9 Y% N" U3 }1 ]
Maria: Here it is.
" i& B5 u2 x5 k% WTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
7 ]& R2 z6 G' N- I* E3 G& ]Class: Maria.
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' q' b2 T5 w1 J, q' b7 N5 ~1 STeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ' w! z' W2 P( ^' J+ C
John: You told me to do it without using tables. " H- n5 \9 a4 Y1 j( n
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" " |: U/ A9 U. ^6 j
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 5 o( e( F: i6 |
Teacher: No, that's wrong 1 y$ T9 y- U7 R" Z, J3 C( h
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ) E! l/ I' Y% F5 V- h5 ]0 I
; I. }: M( j% v' [% S. u' GTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
! [9 X% F1 u, f" f' wDonald: H I J K L M N O.
, e: N& j0 O0 x7 l# h3 n! nTeacher: What are you talking about?
( f; x& H, l" y* p6 TDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. / h( K1 L |7 ?: J
" V- L% v" M$ hTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
2 d' M9 s6 `/ e3 k4 i- i! mWinnie: Me! + |# w' S6 ~% [ p9 K3 L; b) t
8 d4 k% H' O" eTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 6 |* k0 h# N' u9 x$ u1 c
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. + H | s, n1 D5 h' U
& q2 P H( h% ^& A J$ Y* BTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." " F& Y: k$ P0 Q7 v8 O$ P8 X% u
Millie: I is...
6 J% f0 k- O6 |: ATeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
+ X3 L0 e: a) s3 PMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 3 c5 b w% m% r: h
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
: B9 T3 L# t+ d# WLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. " V" }- x# C- {. g, I, d
; m0 B# B, [, }) `7 dTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
- T/ o2 c; O3 v$ d% C3 gSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
7 L- |/ k$ B8 _Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 0 X0 t9 z0 |+ U6 |- H& r# t3 ^7 {
7 s2 c6 E6 T3 @; t5 `. zTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? ' F# z$ Q7 y3 V2 ?
Harold: A teacher
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