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2 y; T. j/ g6 K5 [; B' P9 u3 UTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. ; m: n8 U8 J( D
Maria: Here it is.
" Y- [) v# W1 _9 y- jTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 7 i8 @5 p5 t8 W! d9 c5 @7 Y
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ' Q# O2 d$ i2 \8 n. v
John: You told me to do it without using tables. 4 z: F4 B0 Q# {
/ L2 D3 V6 u1 _# [( `Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
9 N7 u1 P7 _% i( }/ K$ nGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
2 q* K2 T. y$ v! ? R+ sTeacher: No, that's wrong # t3 ?3 N4 E5 y" O. C9 t" V
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. $ b4 l1 s2 e$ A/ x* {
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 1 y1 [8 Z1 Q. ]# h: {
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
_% w8 @) I; t4 w' M$ L5 GTeacher: What are you talking about?
" ^! R/ E. T( G- k4 {Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. . x5 Y4 F, B" j! e
Winnie: Me! . b s- V5 ?5 R4 f
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 1 ?0 q6 x0 D, }7 m
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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S' @$ J Q3 P2 OTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
* J0 p2 A0 g9 G m* B# \Millie: I is...
b+ x* @7 m. X* }9 v8 o, q# L4 a0 ATeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 9 a# @3 Q' x* d) A/ Z
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." ) s5 t9 @" f: R: K- V, z
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
" @& h" y4 {4 b0 B5 \/ t2 SLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 0 d& c: s. b) r( q' |
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
+ |: z4 l; c2 U' U7 x* cSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 9 y1 l: |. w/ ^' i
. ?& c1 G! \/ b# K8 {- hTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? # p' O6 g; _5 C3 Q1 A
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. * u7 s! k( ^+ V: I7 D' u3 f5 l) i
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 6 D+ Q( G. N; A( ?
Harold: A teacher - ^: N8 i4 u$ [' F7 u. k9 r8 y
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