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) Z6 t) S9 k* m# m( nTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
+ h$ \) s k9 V5 j; b) s) ~Maria: Here it is.
' S& u6 |7 q( ^4 N5 }: ?: bTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
: o9 Q" W& E! @" M5 s1 \Class: Maria. + E1 o1 K4 D6 y& y2 v( g& D: ?7 g
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? . s. |& }. Y: ]* G( C6 @0 {
John: You told me to do it without using tables. 9 n' u; l' s& Z5 s/ @# q% i, B
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
5 W, `5 ]1 w5 z: TGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
- \, g- U# z9 b) q5 c+ ETeacher: No, that's wrong
6 T1 t, r8 e/ ]$ R$ r4 vGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ' |0 D; Q: G% U' U( ?1 t# Z) b4 Y
; A9 K, M" i) f) J) I( RTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
" D9 ?, o8 t# j5 B3 T3 gDonald: H I J K L M N O. 2 _) `5 [2 S! p) L, t
Teacher: What are you talking about?
9 u. o7 P) l3 d% G% gDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
( }& V. G5 v) l$ IWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 1 L1 M3 @# S: o
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ' ^' L" M. w( Y2 e. k3 ]- q4 ^: D
; b( H W% {2 oTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
: O3 D8 H) q2 O7 s2 D$ w9 \Millie: I is... ; b& U3 [. w5 o6 l& w
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." ! A5 X/ H4 h1 S. U6 g: k
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." ) b9 _1 Z0 ]7 m
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
6 g! F+ w5 c" G& ~) s& Q% V( r8 \Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. ( F+ v9 Y% `; q. ^9 Z/ G3 K
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? , i" O% ^2 X5 T% y ~% H
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. # U; Y/ H- }$ E/ x
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? - ~( l0 H" ~$ V. v [' B
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 3 D" v* {, \1 x2 a" J* d. f
% @& G7 f: g1 X! O( _! p- TTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? " |8 L, |4 ~3 T4 W, l. M9 Z
Harold: A teacher
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