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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
2 Q; H4 p0 x1 E0 Y8 v! y+ ZMaria: Here it is.
8 t! m* a5 U+ t: m0 mTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
! O6 s$ H5 b$ G0 UClass: Maria. 7 E% O+ j( y1 k4 \9 u0 d
4 z) H& C2 }9 \' I* pTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 6 J/ ?5 r' b4 i2 o0 V+ _) Z
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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2 [" v% O& e/ d- D/ TTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
+ |$ `( U. f( X% {3 `9 [( L; ZGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
+ Z; f o1 X# v9 qTeacher: No, that's wrong
3 f& a( a0 b2 [" L8 L; _8 iGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? . R( q3 B( m' O5 t
Donald: H I J K L M N O. ' ^( W3 _7 ^: x' L5 a
Teacher: What are you talking about? & N) i0 S$ ]& o v& r: B
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. t* p: R$ X+ J# ^$ Q1 t7 x7 L
Winnie: Me!
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8 `0 l. x! B7 P4 x) g4 Z3 l7 c. \: ~Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 9 u+ U& ^" e/ G( t0 m' n
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 7 s" D3 `6 L( U+ d/ v. y7 }; ?
2 A+ a1 p' x$ b* y# JTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
' b' P* ^, b+ s8 w3 \' nMillie: I is...
7 |/ E" C$ w) @0 KTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." ( e; z9 X# B, M
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." " W) ~8 M( P& g1 E3 y" l* l8 l
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
, Z- `; Q; U/ q& N* M7 nLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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0 ^3 q0 E5 @ V% |( L0 xTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? ; d2 ^# I3 l4 J5 i8 e% d
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? : K9 F9 Z9 w8 U
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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( c- @& T/ U; [Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
3 {- L/ E0 i- Z4 g& k0 FHarold: A teacher
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