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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
- b! e9 o0 K3 v% V( vMaria: Here it is.
1 D. n; }' a8 _. _; KTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? ; Q3 G1 D3 P k- w% f
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 0 T( j( N4 }- b; _. E
John: You told me to do it without using tables. - `, _5 l P8 h! \
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" $ T$ i: z# ?8 @( N9 L6 m. S
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" , e% r @8 ^3 p5 z7 s
Teacher: No, that's wrong
5 k9 T& E2 j- E: t' @5 U& @$ _+ HGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
! T/ H) m& E9 T# X+ P# H( B" n% hDonald: H I J K L M N O.
# F2 d) Q7 U4 |$ I8 e+ u7 DTeacher: What are you talking about?
, b# E0 T1 t8 v: X4 Z4 `, tDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. " d. [: G) x3 F9 A: q
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
/ Z' N1 I" j; [Winnie: Me! + e& m$ n" C; k; q5 ]% ^
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
- N. ]+ l) {! `Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." % c/ f, Q, H \3 R
Millie: I is... 4 u9 _$ k( c* R" p5 y P. ?
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
, b+ o# F& o# w' @2 jMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." + D4 V% A/ G4 L* ]/ u# O
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? * L' e. T, E' e0 v2 B- K
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. $ S; p' t- `$ H# x( v( M& D: E M
' W5 S5 K4 l4 X# f& n- e& G9 @Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
* c& \% b9 {3 H3 ?5 eSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
* \/ U. i. Z! ?' rClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. # b/ z2 e" A: z
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
9 |9 ^) e( i( {3 m* Y) mHarold: A teacher ! j% g. v% @6 S0 g' j; R. C6 d9 U
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