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Kids are Quick

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发表于 2008-3-7 20:50 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
; S) y: c! J. t4 t) v6 ~# S$ TMaria: Here it is.
$ M( r: o8 _: O2 b0 N- QTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
. r( N/ J8 C6 E" hClass: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? / l. f, [7 u+ V& b3 i" D6 a
John: You told me to do it without using tables. 7 b( E4 K7 m. E/ i
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
; ]- D  ^, ~# x& h1 MGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 0 _0 a) ~3 q1 b; X; J8 U  `$ \
Teacher: No, that's wrong
" k. c6 I1 X& c# L0 F+ b* aGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
& ?: u0 y1 [4 ?7 I- K0 aDonald: H I J K L M N O. $ i  q, ]5 U# ]3 u
Teacher: What are you talking about?
% V5 q6 `" i0 O4 m/ e' }- mDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 3 Z* W$ {/ F/ O! [7 N$ V8 K

1 b( U, A$ g4 n3 ]. K3 `/ Z- f5 T% xTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. & A* p1 c4 p( `1 Y+ n  u+ o
Winnie: Me!
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% U+ }4 m0 |2 [( ^$ JTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
, p4 f# C) v# p1 y) _Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 6 Q. `5 a6 @; p$ h
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
# y) N( o1 P+ g+ w% |, HMillie: I is...
( G* N8 |+ f. S4 w( \/ GTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." ; o8 K1 q. W) y; k/ U, Y9 k
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
* T% a' C% w; c' S- L' }# }( [2 SLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. ) C2 o- b. {) y0 S

! r4 u% K0 _: h+ _9 L# D( G2 G$ R3 yTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
+ z  A5 U6 r& u! Z( b1 HSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 4 f( x- r# o* l+ f

: m: d$ H/ F& E) o+ sTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? * s! Y' Z2 ?1 n5 e+ R7 E8 d
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 3 `' m4 L% \! _* ~+ ^6 V/ W. K

& \) K3 k2 d8 c, }5 ~. JTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? ; T2 n# D6 d7 D0 i' ?$ P
Harold: A teacher
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发表于 2008-3-8 07:59 | 显示全部楼层
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