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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
. m" k( Y5 Y, _! q3 x1 s8 _9 ]8 S- X7 BMaria: Here it is. " S% w J1 Z: ^
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
' C, x, L) |" n4 mJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
& D3 m' M% B% K4 E) O& yGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 5 p* Q; v0 p5 g5 I# L5 R
Teacher: No, that's wrong
) C& r" [4 D2 W+ f+ OGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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! c4 J. z, O- T/ h6 b5 ~( nTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
7 ?! Y: M$ z% ZDonald: H I J K L M N O.
" D8 D" Q9 K- a2 h9 ZTeacher: What are you talking about? 7 @$ Z3 s0 q m+ E0 ?
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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! _/ U& g6 v! c7 lTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. / j% r) X3 b# z7 @ P3 R- t- J
Winnie: Me! ! G6 d' A- \4 y; x5 x* m" ~
9 g- O. s( E! s1 p2 O& b1 LTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
3 y3 s! g9 d1 B7 AGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 7 V1 g3 h" K% {9 t4 b1 s# \
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." , v- K6 |6 ^" q' j! k! q7 {& a
Millie: I is...
( a4 b+ M# V- \5 U& iTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." - t7 \: k* C7 V9 y6 K( d" K; N
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." , B7 @; ^, E: H( V' n b r" R* y
e7 U5 j% T! @2 L9 x. iTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 8 N5 f& K7 w% e8 K: z
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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; W( B) Y* C- b) Z1 Y9 MTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
& u7 R# F. u0 C/ M! o; Y5 G8 O! @Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. + {- [7 {3 _$ ]6 g, c9 S
* Q9 d, e, d4 S# m' T6 `2 \Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 0 d& t6 B! S* w; |* b$ f D$ y
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 3 n. B$ G4 t" L' \* c+ P
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 2 F4 H9 u3 y: ]" c: y
Harold: A teacher 6 x6 m( g) y6 i: z; ~2 d
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