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0 @6 F8 C# R# S. t8 \Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 6 f# c) ]: m( b
Maria: Here it is.
' |* ?% U( P8 K1 LTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
; z, r! g% \9 BClass: Maria. 7 \3 ? E+ g1 J* y
4 E" Y) a7 _4 s: l0 c3 v$ _Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? " m; L$ ]9 H L
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
p7 N$ k/ @+ Z% v$ vGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
: x# w6 U9 L: O8 n# t3 I7 ^0 KTeacher: No, that's wrong
( ^; [3 t+ v1 K/ Y1 X) y6 RGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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- r1 h* O% T; I, B' k6 z/ uTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
# N( E/ c( Y, K2 [ u( q6 c ]Donald: H I J K L M N O. ! L( U% y& T$ n' T1 |
Teacher: What are you talking about? 5 V3 @6 _) _0 N2 M8 z, m
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 4 P! Q# b/ M! a! }: T8 @
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. % W3 S* |! ?7 s& @
Winnie: Me! $ X4 T* N- ?+ U5 v3 U
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 1 A1 i7 X' N1 R4 `$ g
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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& k" a7 `9 X% uTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
* x9 K0 E) S& B0 i: P, X! l0 RMillie: I is...
p+ {+ Q4 \) {* eTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." $ V' E1 S: N* M. |
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." _/ j1 }: @5 o0 p% C1 l& q
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
: y* }7 O: g* P: K8 _0 q- T+ HLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? # w, J! Z+ K$ ~7 T) P0 F
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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~6 e- S3 T2 U L; W) PTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? ' \9 y _4 Y) `% N2 [
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? ! C; y* i. ?# V3 ]' z: g& s
Harold: A teacher 3 ^0 k h. r$ R- O g
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