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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 2 ^0 V7 J% E& I8 G: z( {4 c
Maria: Here it is.
/ e3 L% l. O+ s* o# BTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
4 G5 M! r6 y) @: hClass: Maria. 2 F$ {' n9 o: T: u! t" b
- F' W2 M+ m/ n# `& [Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? $ }$ {" Q# t* j2 \) }! w4 _+ F
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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( _5 F3 |) E) B4 k. B! d) N0 ETeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
) I9 E* R1 }. G2 EGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
( o$ q5 T F5 m9 i+ h% ^) yTeacher: No, that's wrong
S, w/ Y, i4 ?& W q# k# p, n: uGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
& Z- n, s* t/ X2 P wDonald: H I J K L M N O.
8 ^; ~0 P/ s$ XTeacher: What are you talking about?
& W c9 @+ h' D/ n- kDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 6 L7 i" E8 C2 {/ Q
( X2 w8 D2 [; ?7 s# p9 wTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 9 p0 m0 v% o: R: O3 a, U0 v! ^
Winnie: Me! " @2 Y3 x7 N) o$ U t8 j. m7 B' o
4 F8 e8 {: ^' o7 @3 u" ^* gTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
) y# D9 ?: |0 j9 BGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." ' L( C: V/ A* L* o* L t
Millie: I is... . a" n7 i1 V' Z+ l; _+ f; A7 M
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
1 W+ j4 D; j' z3 A4 [3 K! aMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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$ P; b, T2 |3 gTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
" J! a% q! m) i: Y# n% p4 [Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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( \' F' E4 {. h. E8 n$ {Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
6 p, i" [& t; V; h- ZSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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/ N* Z [! X+ U5 q1 mTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
- l! J' ?( P0 `& \. M6 [$ [Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. & n% T X8 O7 b- w! Q
2 \, p% |3 l# X4 b- u9 c, b/ FTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? + s7 Q6 b, a5 c( x- W
Harold: A teacher
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