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* G/ m) J8 V! v- Q" M3 x2 iTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
, y' {7 N# D" w6 u( DMaria: Here it is.
" |- Z6 K+ i. d" V4 a# {Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
3 L- Z" k, S0 Z3 WClass: Maria. : T' K6 L9 e0 V! e( ~
8 k6 a0 ?3 `) \Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
' V. t% H' r0 {" Q3 `John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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5 t1 R4 R t# |" k7 y6 f; iTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" % ?6 w2 I8 C! z* s% u9 F
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" : @1 b6 X7 J: w1 C7 k
Teacher: No, that's wrong 9 ]$ g+ V, [2 X6 b2 |
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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0 G) Q8 R/ H" V+ ^Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? / k* B2 w$ o3 i% @* d1 Q, ^
Donald: H I J K L M N O. # {. R2 z+ | r) p0 \
Teacher: What are you talking about? 3 T- [0 d3 T: Y* ]
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 1 }; E8 c6 B0 \6 J* o+ ~# g- U
7 N7 a4 ?) h, i: i+ |! |Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
; }+ V8 |, v0 VWinnie: Me! + A& O# B- ]1 _( P& e. ?
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? # D" ]* b9 @. r% ]8 z# V
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. / A: z& l m0 J0 F% N5 J
- Z5 A. K5 r V7 y% [) BTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." ' l0 p# O% ~3 |2 w' P
Millie: I is...
; U1 y8 t( l$ B% aTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
* R+ q' v D# K# c; c" |0 GMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? : F4 b( O( D1 P8 E V- W
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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( c/ g% L+ v& |/ }2 X* \Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? ; v% I# v, g3 H1 U& O( s
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
! N G- E3 K6 {- GClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 4 L! {" [- `+ e/ d9 z1 l. @
" F5 h, `& V; ~6 Z/ K) V/ _Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
; c9 Q0 Q+ ^& c0 H7 sHarold: A teacher ; C# ^$ F* T/ h6 _( ~! \- X, t w
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