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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
. S. B9 P, ^8 q" ]+ zMaria: Here it is.
: F8 K. N% [- T4 zTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 7 ~ F0 M, v+ I, E. M/ s
Class: Maria.
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5 ]0 c# r3 g8 \Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 0 G0 a5 l7 A( E, n7 V
John: You told me to do it without using tables. ; w% D" I' V% c
& V {5 t+ a* FTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" ; }. @5 M- U6 Y3 H, ?) v
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
9 R8 h& F; d K& G3 c% i' MTeacher: No, that's wrong " b# ]4 ]2 Y+ ]: f
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 3 m0 e4 Y# x8 Y) c9 J2 T# b% D
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
0 ]0 U* B" A5 L! x1 J7 Q$ O5 wDonald: H I J K L M N O.
8 U5 h$ J5 ]$ g% z5 l* nTeacher: What are you talking about? ( o Q/ }5 {$ n) u* K. F4 H
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
( s0 d: z1 A( M0 {; S4 FWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
. H6 F$ S8 R x; W8 }) e! y$ U8 `" kGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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; s+ X! S! @4 `- @Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." . V) L$ S( ]8 Q( H3 v! `
Millie: I is...
+ n+ |; ~2 g' m( ITeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 5 j U$ d0 @1 k, O7 W+ A9 M/ ]0 g
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 7 S" a# \. B1 o p8 p2 p3 g) ?5 f
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. + j: D( j+ }5 J, d. b
0 @% X/ ~7 w: ~/ E% D: }Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 8 y! \4 q! d) p" Q7 f: Q0 _9 f
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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- [; \5 m" o- L1 A" S' B; wTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
2 k8 Y6 F! d- T$ i) ^Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
: C5 h+ V+ U) k$ a8 }+ ~) v7 HHarold: A teacher
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