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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
$ X4 |* a0 a" u/ \Maria: Here it is. : P' |+ y+ \% @/ z
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 7 B+ P: g j& q1 H; t; J
Class: Maria.
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3 Q* ~$ E, \3 c/ {% ]/ JTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? F' k/ Z( `; y3 E0 V2 ` ~) p" R# l* {
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" . ] p" F: d- U8 x9 D
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" : |, ^+ ^' w( t7 _ G: A
Teacher: No, that's wrong 7 ~+ X* x( j4 s9 v* e9 ?
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 4 k; ^7 y' _$ X& Q3 D( F$ P* z7 n
. k8 U% P# g: m) W! y* D' \+ QTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
& u4 Y7 N3 l2 O' XDonald: H I J K L M N O.
& g; F/ h7 b/ a( } T8 bTeacher: What are you talking about? $ C$ {9 f+ P0 V' `4 j' S
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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& z' A) n; N! m5 s, {+ gTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
) J4 b# g4 S5 ?; ^) Z( @+ dWinnie: Me!
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3 t3 ]- J9 c' N' J) GTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? " \- A9 z& w" Q/ o" Z, ~
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." ! @0 A9 P) G# U
Millie: I is... 1 f8 ]& a+ h: }
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
0 J: t" O8 k: @0 k+ } s- P& FMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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. ^( D% I5 X& K3 m7 LTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
5 w! }, Q* J9 XLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 5 m# V$ s+ K2 d, V' M
0 O0 I2 _" L% g( VTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
* T- N7 w* h. w5 tSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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+ U. Y) x1 H# U' N2 J. BTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? + t# p% _$ Z2 t2 t) l& M
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 8 T1 c4 g' ~* ?& l
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
9 v; ?! [5 o R5 @3 n- cHarold: A teacher 2 b- l6 }0 c4 s3 Z
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