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7 w1 q$ n( t, M" J0 dTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
: b9 I7 H" G/ p6 z0 IMaria: Here it is.
3 w' B3 L/ @' M- y0 M! p- r0 }Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? " r: p6 L; `/ w# E$ H
Class: Maria.
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, t2 F( e( j) ^) FTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
1 v$ M( {5 T1 d, W6 j( C% c" B R8 RJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. 7 Y2 C! e$ }! ?) O- L% a0 p
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 9 R) s( e% D5 N5 {
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
2 D( f4 r( X3 nTeacher: No, that's wrong + j' @0 I! }2 n
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. + w$ |5 M0 b# n! n
! }2 ?( p+ s& g$ b! P( P STeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
! s& r; \; x7 f+ [& T( ^( ]Donald: H I J K L M N O.
- ~% m5 A6 \, V N/ ATeacher: What are you talking about? # L2 R& N( c J' V! p( c8 T
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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% _) Z* `# M P9 B: j4 FTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
, O Y! o, r9 A7 @Winnie: Me! ~6 w0 K$ v( X
! R0 O2 A! p& w- S$ J! }Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
3 q5 u* v' r5 B: T [ N. EGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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. X: n& U" y" |0 M/ u5 }0 ~# n/ vTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 1 f: W* A A% E. K7 B
Millie: I is...
' |4 O6 W5 N2 `Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." " K$ V0 s- _( r( I7 G8 n
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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9 I6 F) k7 N1 z: Q. F: h* k: dTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? - @2 }' }; J5 }) o" J1 o) H- m, B
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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# Z) e6 l' r+ ATeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
; i. ~2 k9 y4 {! l# j! fSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 8 x5 |; d/ R% W0 L* x
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
4 h, \* x9 a* }* E. }3 B6 QClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? : _7 ]" p! s$ l8 `) w
Harold: A teacher
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