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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. + d% C/ H; S7 Q8 y
Maria: Here it is.
* F5 G0 z; K: r- q" ETeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? . ~9 A6 v8 g" h5 i8 \5 r/ o
Class: Maria. 4 N1 F# w! b+ J
d. k) K5 b. [$ S" M' N1 \0 p$ ~Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
" z% t5 q! T7 b, J& n9 YJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" . h. b+ e+ Y1 o2 x, b
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 2 l2 B+ d" W" i! x6 h1 ]
Teacher: No, that's wrong
+ `: d! d D! Q cGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 3 e- ~5 p4 x. _; u H% P* J
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
# J9 A: }" P0 D2 Z0 ODonald: H I J K L M N O.
0 O2 u* {/ n" B" ]( P) gTeacher: What are you talking about?
l% F4 |* e7 R! j8 LDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. $ f/ {1 O& a, K0 G
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
/ W5 t! Q4 N9 jWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 1 e9 d5 d/ _7 }# w5 E' {! V2 {% ~
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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& h0 o* P2 o4 PTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." M9 J1 G5 {; l
Millie: I is...
5 E) ]( v) e4 k% t: _- ]Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 1 b4 x g9 ]6 i: [" m0 b: o, J
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." / H/ _: m& O2 G2 b/ t
0 g( y2 J* C4 K+ k h3 Q; xTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
2 p( W$ W/ l& l; e/ k3 DLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
. v; ]& S0 w- P7 L. r: |Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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7 V3 D. l- C3 t8 uTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? , I$ I. a1 A9 F. o9 ]# U
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
, }2 M( X1 z' FHarold: A teacher 6 ]9 r8 G/ a2 o+ e3 O3 S
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