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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 9 m' ]# g* ^6 ^
Maria: Here it is.
, V! |3 c. R2 p' R# ZTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? + J5 K" U) g4 M4 `
Class: Maria. 7 F& o$ H* P2 x K: X' i0 s: h; q- v
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ; [# K0 K) R5 l( K0 E5 Z ^
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
. `$ T3 H: M5 ?( J! B4 d4 T- ` CGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
: }" J8 v" J/ D( J0 `Teacher: No, that's wrong 4 _/ B* M0 G; l5 [2 E+ S
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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' M" \0 X: [) U# y0 nTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? ; g J- g' u9 u/ n- ]* [
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
% j, @& S: M5 y, Q( M8 S: d9 vTeacher: What are you talking about? : {& `& y; ]4 Z/ j- L6 A6 x
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 8 C( @& R( g9 a- t
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. : t' x0 E8 k" B* A' J/ p: z
Winnie: Me!
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. z1 J; W5 } ~* b$ j3 E# \Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
" F' k z. v: q1 z- Y# [5 MGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 7 M7 r h8 _! H% B1 r
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 3 Z$ ^. X( \4 W K% K! W; [
Millie: I is... 7 Q/ ~, J; ^# I% q# r5 @
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
6 R" K( ?" P1 j8 b* ^2 }Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
0 l: w5 G- N' T: ^Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
K; \2 X: G: P' z: `3 DSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ) H, T/ O4 N5 B3 z1 P
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
. k# u$ P) j! I5 k7 L3 sClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. ) k6 Q) v7 c$ w: O' N2 t# m
1 v3 y# w6 t W- @' WTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
# [+ J8 v# s4 \, A& D/ VHarold: A teacher
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