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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
$ y' b# Y. t. D* b, NMaria: Here it is.
5 Q2 L) }, O6 oTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
: A; V+ B- U, ~3 h. Z. ~) sClass: Maria.
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& R9 H% ^; P$ l1 ATeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? " f O' o# i0 l; M2 q% ?, z
John: You told me to do it without using tables. " N$ ]& j5 x0 y/ Y/ `5 c
: Y+ G. x4 |6 e' r7 G4 y; Y2 i8 JTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
2 p- n( R/ K9 yGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
6 O* z2 `: v$ x; W) W0 NTeacher: No, that's wrong
2 {' o S+ L6 BGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? % l2 M" Q3 G% f: X' O, D
Donald: H I J K L M N O. + d/ R/ r# }) E1 }
Teacher: What are you talking about? 3 j! K, s3 |* |& u
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 3 {7 L' X5 O7 T- s8 O* D
, e; N9 t# M+ j# p& A, sTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
( {1 B) c r" Z* yWinnie: Me! ( V2 i5 W3 F" x1 `: r* g8 j4 P
* U; l; i8 A1 PTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
A$ \' D @( T& Y) |Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. & h1 v( Q0 i. F' p0 N7 {
& }- r) L' g: ITeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
! M9 t" _* {# M, QMillie: I is...
) ?0 A B# p- P% ^0 O/ J/ V' V; ~Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
! X8 }* E% Y! }5 Z( eMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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% f. o `8 T7 w7 Y. F8 E7 O* m% ]Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
- l1 g! E8 | T5 k2 o9 YLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. w9 w* g& A N8 r+ _! |5 l
) U9 C% L, w- M4 J. D o7 `Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
) e: i% A1 S7 l% `( oSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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# n! e& U) D/ |, WTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? ]( T5 P5 I6 \2 Z5 [2 z
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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" H& ]: S4 s1 ` LTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
! P; m& s) J7 E: S2 H0 kHarold: A teacher - Q6 f3 S$ M% q' e) H0 ]6 n9 D6 p
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