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" ^4 P/ ]! j0 p' ?Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
4 F, V# m3 |% J" rMaria: Here it is.
6 P) X3 `/ d- T X- ATeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 9 g8 c+ H0 g$ `4 C' L
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? - J K" y: y1 p+ ?
John: You told me to do it without using tables. 0 I, W3 d% K; F/ C7 Q+ m
2 c2 D/ g, q2 v6 Y% G4 HTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 3 D, r; t; U0 L) P
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
v+ r: a9 q. T: O7 C/ D) S: RTeacher: No, that's wrong / |. P3 I5 [3 H, c
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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" x9 t! J1 w2 ?3 jTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? ! w0 t% W7 k8 M1 ~, J. r; Z- Z
Donald: H I J K L M N O. - T, |$ z1 f l, K/ c) b, d) v2 ^
Teacher: What are you talking about?
1 }9 M U4 f( s. e, zDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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- }$ Y2 K$ o7 r! k5 }2 `' T9 ETeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
) Z( K2 Z" V; S" L, lWinnie: Me! z; _3 E! N' [+ t" @* D5 ?, U0 B
: V5 j! \! }( D$ {Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 0 p- ^) x3 E, Z C0 S$ @
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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7 o6 x1 t0 m* kTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
. P) P$ y/ p) v& \& z/ uMillie: I is...
* O/ R: W+ g% E1 Y/ _Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
, p: i) p& s7 P% yMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 8 w: i1 F* Z0 Z* n
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? ' _, i4 ^3 o" g1 ~" I
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. - A( \4 I/ a, A- ^/ }) g
- g+ N+ W& _2 W qTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 4 }8 C$ O7 a- f) e/ m
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. / o& F' m) v8 z, q
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? , i+ H! j# i+ R1 t( N4 D
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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- I2 k N5 V; T7 e" w* ~Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
* f& Z9 @) ? x5 v/ V( G y5 e; |Harold: A teacher & O% A% ?4 H. { D( ^; S
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