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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 6 M* @- P' ?2 H" c# n
Maria: Here it is. 4 Y w$ |, B. K, d2 V% N
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
+ ~6 R. d& Y4 ^: L7 d7 ^' RClass: Maria. $ |: k" q: S6 J" @' ?' H1 Y Y( x
* Q! r% p' d% e( sTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
# i$ i* Y( b- ]1 M* b8 lJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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! v. }6 {, a) _4 D: jTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
7 z7 h7 T, ^3 F9 UGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
+ Q, a4 L0 ~# ]" k# C$ ~0 p4 ?Teacher: No, that's wrong + O: F1 j" z1 s; d, H$ h
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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0 ~' v0 r) l* F1 x* |Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 2 Q; O% b; j: f" ~/ v
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
' y8 c5 G/ t: \; c) S9 ZTeacher: What are you talking about?
, c- l V% [! Z r5 X/ o, M9 PDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. : ?- q4 x2 `9 m0 h0 P: S K
Winnie: Me! 1 e0 f" g: @1 K$ N$ [! C
. g; f* ?9 a. P4 F; z; tTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
* k5 U! a' ]# b- J9 n# {Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
" i) F9 n& t# Q! x4 |Millie: I is... # Y' O; Y% w7 P6 e9 [1 O
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
; I% ]2 G. r) p/ Q q) R: K% nMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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6 B( G M; g/ y; j _; m2 NTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
- g1 i4 N1 z& p/ n* K) KLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. & h N* @9 B0 w* E Z) }6 T
' y! f+ }( u- `Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 1 ~( M( ]7 _3 }1 _- S6 Y$ f
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
1 P, |7 Q+ H, i. g9 O8 E% e& hClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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6 t( N' v# E/ @; s( ?# J& Z; eTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? : n5 K7 P& M: G1 a: ?* ~! {
Harold: A teacher
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