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e% d% [' i$ V |Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
7 g( y- d1 @9 v8 P# Y+ y) b$ rMaria: Here it is. / R! K y' o: P" e! R
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
3 w( l' U0 f6 yClass: Maria. - v5 Y" y( v- s6 {3 F! _ A( p5 O
6 K# U+ r3 B8 [! g D+ g' E: X g+ pTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
* q9 C% e0 r( q$ uJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. : A$ Z& d( f2 W+ d5 L$ p3 Z/ r
4 h4 \! n$ L. M: S7 u- YTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
; Q" ]) L- X2 k. H8 X3 L% AGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
* Q( @5 T4 @# ^4 c B6 fTeacher: No, that's wrong ( a/ W4 u L& n5 E& v, [9 t1 @7 z
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ( b0 g: c& @ w* e3 M% p
+ y/ d; [9 C0 q* ? R: }) ]% W) rTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 5 V3 h5 s+ ~; K _
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
) ]# P3 W& M" ]0 R( D0 d( }0 FTeacher: What are you talking about? * ?6 r/ \2 u; P4 u% k4 D# w( n
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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7 O) l- E# G. L: G3 @4 zTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. v9 i& E8 e6 ]8 c$ J2 o
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
: }6 d) g" ^' |: A1 xGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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4 {5 R8 Z; Y* G+ ?/ B1 y6 ~Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." / U0 {; o9 Q; x7 |+ {, C3 u
Millie: I is... ( X2 e1 Z' f1 [2 W8 Y8 |0 l
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
( U3 X2 j3 ]8 b0 F2 F6 UMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." / w1 X3 [ x- o. Y
u$ O; G. E2 R! w0 K yTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
, i1 K5 `8 q/ V( b6 tLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. & A9 d" \; X% V& N0 p" `
! Z2 m7 j" @) v5 S8 tTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
& q$ R3 K9 s. W/ o& \) h. y0 ]4 l0 uSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. + ?6 |1 D4 d+ X- q
! d* f' m6 F* R: QTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 7 E. t/ Z2 L$ B `5 D+ p8 @7 L0 H( |& m
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
8 \& P2 _ [/ p$ O% ]& a/ @Harold: A teacher 6 R' T0 y# q. u: G
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