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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. ; ~' v% `; `/ L* S7 ^# D. f, G) _$ ^
Maria: Here it is. ) e+ N4 l9 b. c( x
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
4 `3 ^' X0 K+ t& Q( R+ k8 uClass: Maria. : ?- R+ Y+ i) ^( M- S# U) ^
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 3 X' ~0 P, R- b; G# b, m. i; @' N
John: You told me to do it without using tables. - I/ [! v0 X3 E+ P: ], E8 L0 J/ T
6 N- u: q6 t& P# r1 pTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
0 G# j2 G) S0 G, S5 V5 BGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
* [3 B: ]- ~4 t, I) sTeacher: No, that's wrong / X4 ]2 m. y4 @+ ]; ?
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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3 ]+ S3 M7 r# XTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? * {7 F( M& a; L, d T1 ~, h! D
Donald: H I J K L M N O. ( H: i0 @. _* j3 Y
Teacher: What are you talking about?
! t& C& O+ w* m* W$ [; YDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. " @( I( E1 \3 C% A, U0 n( o
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
$ Z2 }: v5 D2 ?' I% J" uWinnie: Me! 6 n( G$ d5 \$ D( G( F
1 v" X$ d; Z+ U! }1 E2 |Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 8 \+ Y" b/ ?0 I9 k
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." ( b0 C$ N" D7 _; l
Millie: I is...
4 i/ M/ a. Q' [) ~. I- W0 DTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." , c* {; I( z3 w6 f6 ~ K
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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" B4 p, B* W u& S, d6 hTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? . C) l1 j7 u, x0 g, O* g" S
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 8 S7 ^7 |9 ?; k1 d0 [
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
# Y/ N( r6 }' {. e! F7 |Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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8 d5 \0 l- O$ r' uTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
! T$ y% O ?; S$ f XClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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, @, Y* v" Y5 N5 `2 r5 x! i; J- PTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
3 n& N& p3 `% P% x. j6 fHarold: A teacher 0 F* Z3 `5 _8 H1 _* m2 p+ s/ f
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