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, D! _& @+ `9 D. t- g# x& S4 G/ [Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
( l) }0 r2 B1 X$ g# f% dMaria: Here it is.
6 [: b: `) g( m8 ~* _8 i0 mTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
& z) C7 j" T1 C" {7 V& B3 ]4 OClass: Maria. , f' T8 D& Y6 O m' l4 J6 j% }
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
. M* C& o% f# Q9 D6 ]2 @1 F$ A- P% NJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. / ~7 ^2 l$ Y7 {6 E+ D
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" % q6 f& P3 v, T* n1 l! n2 F9 O
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" ' u- P l1 n. S8 s* P
Teacher: No, that's wrong
: o; N0 e" A% i+ T$ _: h! n9 OGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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$ T- X1 [( c- G) y) j+ _; gTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? * T4 N- d b3 ?' R6 M
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
* @$ O1 z$ O0 g) e( a7 c' HTeacher: What are you talking about?
# Y" s- ~: u0 rDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
- [$ z: i5 Q5 a5 J5 \" P) V7 c# {Winnie: Me! 2 l2 n9 ?$ E+ I/ j0 x% G* Y& R/ }( m& \
. B2 D( ?( z: `: J9 fTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
1 _3 f. S' f( ~0 M/ E) v% wGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 7 s' k3 r8 B5 T; u$ z1 Z
Millie: I is... 0 j! [! L) n/ W$ y% [3 ]! H
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 0 ~: Q/ l/ @' J& D
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." / J# U& }1 F4 B! P/ g8 i
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
& ~4 n6 }! H0 d8 ~0 _" }' ^Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
6 u. X0 g% d+ A1 ySimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 0 |& Z5 }% l5 l# a0 F
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
# F6 u: ^/ J- I3 J. t( l( A# MClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
- q! f; r; u' d7 w: x* r5 LHarold: A teacher
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