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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
4 C; s( r6 W8 p$ Z X: CMaria: Here it is. % C- d' z8 t. A8 G
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
" L1 L$ \1 {# V4 I( |# _$ v; G' I6 ~Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
3 e H3 g0 h/ L% NJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. 1 `1 N( Z- a- Q) E; I5 X2 G! ]( n% A
% N1 H2 l: Z) q" I& j0 m* r7 NTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" . d" X6 t; ?, c/ i+ E) q- q. O( e
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" - _! k# o: l& a( R% J$ q! `& R
Teacher: No, that's wrong 1 m8 } y! J) k
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
& z# G$ |) i$ }- p; cDonald: H I J K L M N O. , y+ X1 w7 ^7 A$ | \9 q. j$ \2 Q
Teacher: What are you talking about? 1 z+ O* `* W4 `
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. + k6 \; v# S" |- T" H
6 A; k, z! k/ W% l, j8 DTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
d3 d$ B2 h8 mWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? ! y( t- g; J0 e- Q4 L/ o
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. & F( ~5 |( W! s9 Z& H. ]
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
) q( l$ C& X# m1 VMillie: I is... ' E$ T' f1 k* g/ \6 j
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." * \: r8 b+ ?1 U$ A# W
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." + E3 o- h& U& r5 L; _# i* u
8 a4 E: D. H. R. ?) y: _Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 6 N, T! ?) h- G
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 9 n1 p. z# K$ b' E" a+ U' y2 {
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? / l% i: F3 j+ o, \6 R
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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# S4 d+ \, R5 y' ~. Q* lTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
* p7 [9 P0 N9 c' b3 ^Harold: A teacher ; J, V7 T) {# Q
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