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) N+ i" l7 h4 |7 l0 [Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
# ~: Y' y7 b3 b7 h. IMaria: Here it is.
. S O1 f; M# i2 _4 gTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
+ Y$ T* X( A4 y+ MClass: Maria. k$ U& E1 o1 }' U6 k% \0 }
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
; O) C- i E) R7 q! |+ C8 \John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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, j6 u: c' \7 l, K( a& Y- ?4 YTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" T) r4 _) [/ A, k) [+ s
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
& p+ B# B; Y0 ~8 q; c/ aTeacher: No, that's wrong 1 J2 p0 {" }, a5 L2 Y* I C% g
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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' H8 L; q# a+ g: l3 i& }. @Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
9 P& v+ s. u/ q) G YDonald: H I J K L M N O. ' U, C5 P* V: o- m7 L* {: b$ i
Teacher: What are you talking about? : h, d6 _ \; K* r/ r( `
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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7 ]( E7 R4 k# q6 U+ E, \9 n4 e. GTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. . }' u' {! d- V" u/ X$ G
Winnie: Me! i7 ~7 y+ \$ V. S3 C/ M
G- c4 U1 Y" R# u8 @+ ]0 kTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
3 h% ~' n) u A7 \ gGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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9 E; Y4 ^/ Y: K* E8 w C9 M3 xTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
5 }6 _# o* q+ ~+ K7 _) ]) fMillie: I is...
8 {; J% x0 I: m. z- X- zTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 1 H6 u2 d$ @: x; b4 g& v2 `+ y
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." + o. b, H& I. L% j, d% @- x4 ^0 M
5 f! b! p$ ~7 c, h* W$ _Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? + _+ \ g% F3 t1 ~8 V- ^7 N
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. {2 R0 Q! G, i$ b
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? `0 B. M% m9 U ~/ R
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
/ l* Z' e# ?, x# QClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. " K. B7 J2 b: ^" N9 _5 Q7 ~
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
1 y- w8 \% W$ f( H) F* B0 G8 B* kHarold: A teacher , H# V+ R+ C' A G; k& }
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