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* E* _, K. ]( M# y! fTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. $ c6 f6 ~. x6 ]
Maria: Here it is. # G% M6 k. N* l5 E) g1 l( W h
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
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, e* i$ `, G" v# A; LTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? - v$ Y- H& t7 h2 h
John: You told me to do it without using tables. 0 u3 @' t. ^# o2 U7 q" ?4 g
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
0 i+ C" O1 |1 W) }0 B4 wGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
% o) t6 B' b) G- T9 R' t, ZTeacher: No, that's wrong
8 q+ Q4 X ~0 y6 e" VGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. # F1 G8 L5 H7 W. V) n$ Q1 m+ a D
8 z4 |0 y; J2 `4 MTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 9 `; N; h6 t9 `$ A) l9 C9 O' ?
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
- r5 j8 s4 ?9 \8 t# O9 l* JTeacher: What are you talking about? W6 Y! S, [8 l6 s
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 5 F/ P8 D: L8 C* P1 T
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. + k4 N m: j/ ?8 g+ f) P/ H! t9 t
Winnie: Me! / e2 e2 y$ ` s1 m6 X. s4 P
# x+ |' B$ N9 Y3 r6 xTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
9 n2 l: u8 j" Y) \Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. / f/ m, j* x6 @
7 D2 e0 B1 F0 @! l5 w# _- l0 iTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." ; j$ V/ C# y A
Millie: I is...
! k7 A) p3 s- B- a: HTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
5 U" J. P9 I$ Y( SMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." $ I" _+ v% ?0 q ]7 P( Y
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
/ u! F" F7 H7 g: M+ F8 JLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 2 @, }, _) S7 w v2 |0 D
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? & J, G$ O4 N1 O- H' d
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
2 a8 A4 Q7 K9 ?/ ~% Z5 {Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 8 y0 S9 M: p3 l0 \# M2 w% v
8 e7 a( t! M+ x4 x {Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 9 j! D5 r# \. E; @% I
Harold: A teacher
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