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, X+ j6 U4 b( t, y) X8 n, RTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
5 x" g# i$ W8 B; l7 SMaria: Here it is. % E! e3 N, y0 t9 e: `/ \( F
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
8 R/ U& ~! P+ c& C% d* MClass: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
+ I% t1 ^! P6 D& O6 T/ R1 r1 M! L) ZJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. ( ?* g# q5 P8 Z" j7 d7 [5 i6 {
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
" Z R. v6 j$ h* Z5 l: t" Y8 ?Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
9 d! U& }0 M6 H. GTeacher: No, that's wrong & V1 v2 ]5 Q$ a& m6 m
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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8 j; q: |1 s9 F* B3 s% p8 kTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? / U! w' e* E, h8 d1 }
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
6 y, B: g+ @) H$ STeacher: What are you talking about? 6 r2 J" F4 ]5 @" Z
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. n6 s7 d7 P! ^/ o" v# H
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 3 u, m p1 \5 A. H1 a
Winnie: Me! 6 Y M2 \' ?3 u& N4 u
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
; B/ n3 Q" K2 EGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
! X8 o, Z" m; W, I, v0 {/ d/ E5 l4 lMillie: I is... 2 X5 N% X* j& u5 Z: u
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 3 K$ Z6 A" u) `* f1 D
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
- a Q+ a b, r4 z0 M* x" pLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
; ^& r" o& X* X; m$ GSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 7 G, G/ z4 D- \" g
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. / N% c/ \3 q$ P
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? % ^% Q. c( X0 U9 V7 N" k
Harold: A teacher " a! h/ b F5 h1 r
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