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& w8 F! N, t5 m/ O! DTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
4 B, S. E" A: X/ s; r. w9 Q$ FMaria: Here it is.
; f" g! ]. g/ fTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 2 Q7 k- ]: z+ |4 R+ s: x& p
Class: Maria. 0 g2 p6 H2 ]% @. |4 Q K) o
! v& R% d8 N7 n& `Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
3 B+ m( B) S( B2 eJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. / } o1 }( C( L
1 r8 L, g$ g: g5 G0 B/ MTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" : J$ G$ d6 R+ i0 a! o" m& o
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" ' E7 h$ m5 p' L! E) f7 t! z8 L
Teacher: No, that's wrong 1 `% O5 v7 S; f x2 C
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
D t- }$ ^! p$ t! z, B* y, UDonald: H I J K L M N O. ' Y. c( `) Z$ n$ {
Teacher: What are you talking about?
2 b5 [& i0 i" X- {2 Q+ v# }Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
+ v9 R0 A# D" o( `Winnie: Me! 4 n! `+ w- W+ W3 K- n: |" L! b: U
# f. {0 K$ m% Y7 I* Y5 o) bTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 8 g: s' O* g9 w4 R. J" o
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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7 V" H1 F+ Q) [$ z+ aTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." , f8 q4 T$ K' v: E. L( r. N% r6 t4 a
Millie: I is... : o, J; W' h: A
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." , n3 i, H- r9 Q+ B" {
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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6 d( L! P% \& aTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? # z- T% V g. e0 Y1 x
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 8 x6 ~) n% H0 X& f. }7 A" ~; X
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 5 u' ]' x5 H2 k/ \
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ) ?/ [/ i3 M% w
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
! J7 ^0 B! S3 k! c O2 [' sClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 3 U) q; m# `* g6 n: e# h k x% ]
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? ( D/ P( I* S E$ [# U+ f0 ^/ S
Harold: A teacher ) X8 X, V' z( S
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