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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. # h; U0 H" h* C1 R: _0 I: n
Maria: Here it is. $ `& ~, s/ K" g' \# y6 {
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? * {. n3 A7 J7 c3 s7 W4 F
Class: Maria.
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- o: f" n% O L- v' BTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
7 T6 ]: C6 f a1 q- e9 j# q; nJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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: P# \: \# [' m9 a- X4 |Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" ]' F; j" A0 p3 Y) E
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" , Z1 q' Q7 c) V! K( @, _
Teacher: No, that's wrong
D+ E3 X) i4 E; Q$ J9 M* tGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
: l% l) c0 x* b5 ZDonald: H I J K L M N O.
) J- q+ i6 t7 O4 z( B! ]* XTeacher: What are you talking about?
; ~* h* {0 C; \Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. ; U8 Z5 [2 B- ^0 [- S5 y; C- D
- ?1 `1 t# D& J" T. r' B( HTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
7 E' F6 o2 k6 M' B, H8 H# dWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
% o8 ^' T" j5 t7 ?9 j7 _5 r' H2 C0 z) ^Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. * |# E7 V H' Q
5 F8 N' h; T7 D+ F G! s; a& hTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
7 U$ Z2 c4 S* r1 Q: n; H$ DMillie: I is...
3 _' y5 A. e! L; g7 DTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
/ Z6 h& g3 c. C7 _1 t2 dMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 8 T6 E! x+ @ b% s: Z! W
" n3 C: h) ] d4 F! a, J. RTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
1 E! k" E/ S7 r# k5 C# MLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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& b2 B1 H6 j9 H) q6 e% ATeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
* F) T. P4 o5 ^! Q' lSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
4 b5 J" ?* _ y" }# C) ^8 sClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. H, Q9 p! w; x: M; D
1 b% {5 |6 j( M" ^3 {Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
* Y3 a, F" r/ `& M4 m5 \ MHarold: A teacher : q _1 r3 e* ^- R/ w
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