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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
- G; o! N/ ]. J: P! q. ZMaria: Here it is.
+ [$ S |7 Y5 E6 HTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
9 |% C+ _2 ]7 `$ T) W3 ?/ U$ IClass: Maria.
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& n" ^7 s6 U7 @8 ]1 g0 `Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 3 E( y p4 @; y! X6 c Q
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" . l i o0 g8 D# T1 Y* Q0 c$ g( }0 m
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
4 S( |- M* _; X$ V5 o5 R7 L, W4 G* rTeacher: No, that's wrong $ Q4 u a H' k$ ~) M
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? . u7 a! p0 }# u; G* u& Y# v0 i1 @
Donald: H I J K L M N O. # D H% N3 M2 y1 K* [4 f
Teacher: What are you talking about? + A4 d& W5 [/ V/ k o
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 4 a; E4 g( i( Z9 \& F3 @
' c- H7 ^% h0 v; z; \- Z# B' _Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
: e3 }- P$ v9 @2 v( v: ?1 }& r% IWinnie: Me!
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( l; v" }- ?! q2 r% cTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? & g: O5 i: O) P, {1 k- \: ^1 j
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 0 L O, w' D6 i9 l+ e0 F
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 8 p# Y6 N4 g) S7 _
Millie: I is...
) F2 g$ x% z; Z" C- u4 l/ U; WTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
* L+ M2 i' ?: P* @2 U0 MMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 5 u! t4 D2 D! ~$ U
1 j( M7 Z$ |* b& b2 \Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
0 Q3 V/ G1 [; b) Y, D& x$ oLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 7 g: i8 s" s/ ~- O) D
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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/ U$ ?0 v6 A8 u/ w3 MTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
& X7 u3 {$ [) q% X4 k) d: y& ZClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? ! R s( r2 Y# H: T" W6 @/ f; \
Harold: A teacher
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