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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. , e8 W8 O- k7 J; q% T
Maria: Here it is. ' l+ v' a9 f* w: ?$ R8 s
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 2 \: ^% W+ K% \
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?, F: Q1 \) U: f1 @) O' kTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? - U5 S- S* b4 z3 V1 E# `
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
5 H' A; }$ S `Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
4 d0 G1 D: ~# L. h% G; |: f( P, gTeacher: No, that's wrong
7 m. W, x3 M! B! c2 I' r% x' kGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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, {, [* Q: O3 c; ~. |Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 4 ^3 O g) [: K8 P2 v0 `
Donald: H I J K L M N O. 8 }# S! ^- C! x' B+ n
Teacher: What are you talking about? 6 P6 F9 Z; V5 i# z0 ^7 z
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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* k3 s, W# U) ^" K2 M+ ]6 \Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
* O8 E; \0 X( u* R3 m/ AWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
9 e( G" c8 P; H+ [$ o3 G. i3 OGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." k8 W& K* j. D* r$ t$ s1 B/ t1 x
Millie: I is...
1 s5 d" v: T4 @0 v f' xTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
s8 ? G0 s2 mMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." " o0 [3 Y5 l# U9 S, [$ K! Y
7 \6 r& F \% aTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
" r& D: n" ~$ o" m/ m2 B- sLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. ; \% s% o/ X+ ] o/ F
' Y7 P* {# D# i8 o3 Q. C) ^Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
1 O: t4 q4 _' d5 U- V1 v. p' bSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
5 _% \9 W4 ~% B1 Z# ~& j, t nClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
& p! W3 I% N' `! S0 CHarold: A teacher
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