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. O* C, ]; g3 m0 C6 B% tTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
8 Z+ @2 z, ?! Q' G: |Maria: Here it is.
0 v$ v7 q& ]% e+ F# o+ A9 S/ p+ ATeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? x: E5 k+ D1 j! r
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
1 k$ {( e6 s) h2 lJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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9 P7 T; @0 a9 HTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
$ P6 Q. d g1 C) T! p5 ]Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
0 j; q' Q0 ]0 v% h LTeacher: No, that's wrong
5 ^% F7 A6 F. H0 F! T2 sGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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0 J* U. V* |( p. ^, S" |* ?Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
: |. o: U8 k5 |. LDonald: H I J K L M N O.
9 T+ _* u, ^" r/ i" M6 n, R8 JTeacher: What are you talking about?
8 E0 F$ _1 L u, j; `: {Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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4 R) B" {. A& Y R- O- N8 _Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
7 R' z2 C0 J, }0 Q+ p* wWinnie: Me! % W) y8 \! z9 z+ F/ i
. T n8 S) |2 w+ q4 h }6 }Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 8 Z9 D; n! C4 s" R6 \
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ! w- q& G! u# Z& R; f# Y: N! I
; r( N. u( e5 X2 t0 QTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." ! |& f/ _6 i4 q( V. x
Millie: I is...
7 Q- S) I( [2 J7 T, ~4 S* i0 W xTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." / H! k, R0 U3 R- w. _* l6 ~- c3 W! @
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
& M+ \5 Q5 x/ k& KLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 4 n G: x6 T# C8 u
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 3 b2 l) G/ z+ q2 h' t
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
( h7 R% y: T; w# pClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? " z5 @( C: f* {5 G" P0 k6 c" |0 o
Harold: A teacher
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