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/ X6 J0 ?% i- FTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
: i2 ?2 j: J+ n$ A# s3 V5 PMaria: Here it is.
7 c* [( n+ K w% g2 cTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? # U6 F6 y4 O5 t5 B
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
" P) f; p& b5 W4 X, a& \8 b! PJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. & m' f0 D8 Q" |& c8 b; P
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
$ @, j4 p# J o" e3 B- t1 wGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
w) q' h# [6 Q; k3 xTeacher: No, that's wrong
9 S) ]+ q [7 FGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 0 y, W. d9 H9 v5 k+ f: K( A( k
O# t$ P# z8 c9 D0 G0 A( ?. }Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 4 S7 I0 r5 \, ]# N6 G
Donald: H I J K L M N O. ) c6 X) R# o" o9 s' x
Teacher: What are you talking about? - d+ [5 P6 f; F
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. : K* ~( [. M# y4 a- s0 L4 I+ B$ w. [
S" ^0 o* o' a2 k: w" fTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
5 X! m5 n/ F, ]3 X( T& N2 wWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
( M# |, ~% P" G0 }$ T& V8 |* QGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 8 @; I0 ]1 L& L; `; f
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." ) T8 A2 g& U W7 A4 l
Millie: I is...
3 \3 {- S8 ]6 l# U9 d/ t. gTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
9 n6 b- D8 b# tMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? ! ~; ]- A# \. h( ~" B
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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( r+ G: C! ~( k5 j- V$ RTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? - h) z* y- N1 T/ G1 d( Y/ [8 L
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
' |# d/ {& M( |1 Q. F; iClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 9 c% H. ?1 ~: C+ s" B& K
Harold: A teacher
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