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- |0 F& c- m3 E# }Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. + O/ U y0 {% n: H, j1 n) f% V
Maria: Here it is. # U) R+ g8 _, X
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
/ x* k) ?3 C8 i0 s% GClass: Maria.
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1 q+ W# |( a4 g6 t3 v3 nTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 7 L7 ?" O8 [& W
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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. I( B& v" S# W) ]% a0 bTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" / t( s1 d: e) }
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
) M; P. n( G+ v7 a0 ?Teacher: No, that's wrong
; v5 _+ R/ x0 x& ~Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. z! k# E& h( u, a$ v& h/ C
& A* ~) ]! J5 I" u3 F" vTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? + P- ^+ \, G4 g3 v4 v' u
Donald: H I J K L M N O. " ]% |/ [. v. W5 w7 U' u- n2 F
Teacher: What are you talking about? 9 T9 }" `; }! Y6 s" s* w8 F9 h
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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5 O1 Q7 u' Z; hTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
- M0 o! J! P1 e0 ^. g/ A# w lWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
& v& R) ?& @* m7 sGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 8 X+ T* r+ E! P+ W3 ~# h
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
+ l: ^- _5 V9 LMillie: I is...
6 _6 I( O, y: h8 l+ ?Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
" y$ B: R- t7 k) [' M p+ y, HMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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( m* p$ U( L0 T, \Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
% ?( u+ D" H9 E9 q' ?Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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" {8 s% }+ a& x8 P# n$ oTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? . W+ Y6 j& n' v4 g
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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9 u* D) S+ b' ~4 I) X6 ]Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
7 x: B6 V. Q; P# E1 N. z& oClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
- E- i" L) W. B, Y, j/ [% DHarold: A teacher 0 i" r: N* t; x, X% L& l c
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