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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. ; |6 w. k7 B% p' s( |
Maria: Here it is.
3 o8 b! j+ O0 x! ATeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? ( u/ ^& e5 [, v7 z2 E; A: N
Class: Maria. & e4 Q! j+ {1 L: A- v
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
) P7 ^# p; L+ c( o& t$ dJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. % e. c8 F4 m y' a& y
[8 V, z. g# E/ G7 m7 A, iTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
6 H' y$ h: x, [" |! pGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
% c# M/ V' f2 n* b8 }( KTeacher: No, that's wrong
0 _( X3 ]- }9 ]4 b% f% hGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 4 g$ q$ a* J7 a1 h6 {) L+ l
1 ?0 v1 t7 u* gTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
; ?0 P# \/ s" G `2 \9 [Donald: H I J K L M N O. 5 v. K! B' K: e+ {
Teacher: What are you talking about? X+ _5 O$ V. _+ a! V
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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% @ W" I3 S- U$ H) oTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
1 P4 E7 {, B4 M8 Z% e) ~Winnie: Me!
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9 P; q: G) H* A0 m6 m% QTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 3 g$ I$ E8 ?/ |( s
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. - \0 M4 T/ |' G1 h8 }
% m' X# r$ v; t7 eTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 6 q! F: @( O. Z% x* O8 Y8 o
Millie: I is...
- Z! ~* Z3 d4 O( xTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
' K1 p5 ~- p$ l6 cMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 2 k6 e/ M% V! W4 D( [# ? I9 E
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 9 f1 l2 ~) I* L4 I; C
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 4 {9 ?6 T( P x0 N0 ^
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 9 l+ H- }1 y; F7 {
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
& k4 I0 k& l, g- s3 YClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? " C' S# H! [% V( G% p. w
Harold: A teacher # ~! C4 U* ~2 m6 `% P7 \* g) v! V
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