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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
, z" C6 }, N% B) t1 P3 AMaria: Here it is. 9 N: R0 i5 o# ~: p0 T4 Y
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? ; U* l8 S" S, v; r3 b% E, B6 P. d! u5 k
Class: Maria. ( h' Y6 G" Y9 ~: {: ^6 d* M1 b+ B
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
4 B' Y8 n, F, @3 R' YJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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: m) b- d: Y( H' S* aTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 2 K ?! J9 ~+ }, W7 t
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
& O4 O! `; A. u( p7 y+ _Teacher: No, that's wrong # O2 r6 n1 A' A J
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 3 V/ j# x2 ]) s+ R2 x1 q
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 5 n' u6 j# _4 P; E# P) k* e# v
Donald: H I J K L M N O. / j: z7 l4 Q" f* @1 k1 }) b- D
Teacher: What are you talking about? : c6 j! L' D& Z! }: ^1 q
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. `$ {+ [: E8 y* X# `2 u# g9 R
Winnie: Me!
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: m$ ?, B' `% i& p( cTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
: H3 I- C% Y0 R( kGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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, s3 Q9 g. W% Y4 S: WTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
+ k, a/ n; z, n2 SMillie: I is...
( ]9 K+ V: f* t: [Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
2 S1 w$ S8 m0 e7 j1 QMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 3 @. h$ _3 a) x& \
: x- j. ?# L/ l; z# jTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
( R1 e8 t: r( xLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 2 w& C* K7 H! W0 r6 J1 x
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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$ q! {- I8 L- ?/ H+ O) C1 ]) oTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
8 s0 j; T: w! uClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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% z/ k9 ^7 b( E `. VTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
9 T5 q. Y8 e& hHarold: A teacher , W& g; I2 @! K2 p/ G! O1 {
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