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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
: p2 d# ]2 q( s; `0 S0 T6 m0 BMaria: Here it is. 7 @6 ]' I, r9 r$ b8 a/ ^/ g
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 0 @1 e' w1 Q/ }9 ~: q7 R. G
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" y% s+ Z& E' C, s6 N( G/ ETeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
. `0 V2 }+ ^! wJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. : p# @9 a5 a$ p3 V- E
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
8 d/ q* o, I( |& e/ K. t; j; E4 u kGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" ( J4 a7 y: G: P
Teacher: No, that's wrong 7 ~/ y& r& L0 ~$ ^( z- H
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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0 [# `! d: o7 x0 CTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 1 b- r2 ]' n: I0 d5 z3 g& d# R! \
Donald: H I J K L M N O. 4 e# h) F1 ^# L. C6 K3 u) |0 ~& L5 |
Teacher: What are you talking about?
! c$ _1 J9 }9 j' O" T% C0 z; ?Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
8 ?: e$ e+ J, O3 j vWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? : o4 [( P7 x2 _, ]9 W& X
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 9 J2 ~: Q1 i$ G* R+ A/ Z0 Q4 T
2 s" c) b9 O2 |; d# X6 ITeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
* w/ b m6 C7 C5 l; i0 u5 ]Millie: I is... - p: C \8 _7 u. V
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 2 V9 \: [8 W. ~2 |) X
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? # O) [/ W, c. L1 b9 H
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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6 J4 l/ K; N1 P- qTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
* m( T8 `* ?/ W$ t3 uSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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; h& Z d. o0 q9 CTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? % D* m# y$ p) ]7 J% w) j4 m# t% M! f
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 2 w! O$ d2 Y: i U) @' [
: y) i0 |! ]# O! s J2 I" bTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
) ~# d. s- h0 l' U; X5 c7 CHarold: A teacher
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