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( g6 v7 o2 a/ Z" f* U% sTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 0 i4 ?, j8 B/ P8 C% d
Maria: Here it is. K! B; a) s3 _1 J! b
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
" A/ b2 c" S4 P1 kClass: Maria. 4 z' Y r6 \+ S2 h; M* D/ u) ]( C6 m
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? , O' B o0 `+ E3 p
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
" A- {+ t+ h$ R. q$ N' xGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
k K/ v: o4 B% @# e% t: CTeacher: No, that's wrong ( c7 g2 Y+ d- p8 R; E+ _
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? * {' N4 ]0 m) `+ ]% U8 R
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
" ] D3 h/ ?5 E6 dTeacher: What are you talking about? , L4 r8 e; w5 ~1 z7 J. T# ^
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. % L& T# {# j) G P- k/ H t" Y; T9 u
5 G) B2 k- O" x5 b/ Z) S& z( ZTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 8 h/ V3 T P1 Z3 U' Q
Winnie: Me! & x- C) |+ H7 l/ E& x$ e
, T9 z- d; Q4 L; ~Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? _) k2 x6 h, B: m$ l% P
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ) h* U: o5 J0 [
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." / A7 Q; _( M* T) @8 f
Millie: I is...
0 R9 f: W6 N4 V& V1 R6 D; X2 DTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 0 i$ v. X& z. y8 e: R' j
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 1 g! o0 ]) m! j' Q
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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- ]3 A- G5 N6 `$ L' }7 XTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? * K; I" g2 ]; R" C$ M, _0 u
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ' F* ^1 S# @4 v x O% V8 Z
4 v4 R6 J6 L$ D1 dTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
2 m' u, e9 E* o; Y7 i! q$ oClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. % J2 S. w, m1 D! L2 [: X
; _6 n# U$ f4 q! a3 `$ QTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
& h U' n0 n/ g- J: O2 c5 U% fHarold: A teacher . V5 b/ ^; `6 a& H( k5 Y+ Z
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