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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
. }6 X7 N. z' ~ e5 r# lMaria: Here it is. ; o k# p* W' C: f. S5 f# ~. U8 T5 q
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? # e! K5 ]8 b0 |& w5 |6 W0 W
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1 q1 U2 I3 g+ b. ZTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
) q' N# \1 F7 q% h7 t4 hJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" ) |) k/ \$ v# H7 D) ^) V; S7 l5 t
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" ?# @; p% k& a. M4 B
Teacher: No, that's wrong ( X/ b% |! X* P( P
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? % M: h8 t8 P- ]9 n+ r o
Donald: H I J K L M N O. 3 B# b2 g2 Y# Q) Y9 w
Teacher: What are you talking about?
* J: c. v. {% E6 G5 ^Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. ' J! ?# z4 ~1 ]; o
Winnie: Me! # a+ \2 Z- U* Y3 T/ O
; t3 }) J: ^' ^4 R! nTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
5 @" g% w u% A6 T+ yGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 8 @, g% ]$ C7 W, Q4 y' G8 L
( b. h9 A& l5 X/ n- _Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
T5 X* h ~; F2 X) fMillie: I is... * y; |) o; h; E2 G$ V% G! Y
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." z- Z, B7 i: t8 I7 g4 d0 L
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." _, A2 Q. N. K% W
0 W- g8 Y7 |. t. XTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? F. v! ?' w# ~; u$ P3 X% i' c# T
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. * T. I# Y9 a+ r* ^# u* g) j! L. h
0 y u/ b" h* I H) f5 x& hTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
. @# m5 I! V5 K$ h. nSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. Q8 s8 b/ p' X/ T/ y1 ^
/ i: \' W& G/ ?. v- b* yTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
X$ U# ^' W! Y+ OClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. ; S. u" A j! ^, D
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
! g p% b% y+ X) S2 q' OHarold: A teacher
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