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4 g& N& A. b T1 N" [Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
: `7 ]5 H2 F w! uMaria: Here it is. ; V+ z/ t0 y" y/ q2 J/ P7 G
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 7 J2 ]% U$ |( f7 X4 K# T0 F
Class: Maria. % m0 R- |( Z/ _$ N2 p# h- |
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? * v! A6 V# F- {- x
John: You told me to do it without using tables. ) ]' d; P0 r8 c; z0 t+ C' ?. ]
& A8 U# H9 V4 l( ?; W8 H( aTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" " i8 I6 O# q m! f$ E$ ]
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 9 K) S, t1 [- x% d8 a# }
Teacher: No, that's wrong 0 R- c1 z# d8 U% F3 g- ]
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
6 |6 N4 C2 O$ n0 u4 N. @Donald: H I J K L M N O.
+ M) r, u1 a8 `$ W0 M2 b( [, MTeacher: What are you talking about?
. @9 o: R* {5 ?! f/ [+ T+ HDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
) y, Q: h- L+ DWinnie: Me! ! V& P. G, l. u i( G
" U1 u* q1 |% d# h* r( M Y* w1 ]Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 6 D8 y3 H! b2 D/ o9 q+ E
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. / ]+ u/ J% |) |) t
1 d2 [$ L( W) W+ }1 Q( E' Z' iTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 9 N# `) H4 _9 {4 Z" n( z4 d; E
Millie: I is...
( P6 F# v- N0 _0 x' ETeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
1 }: o6 `+ S, L `Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 6 \% x* \+ ~9 _% c4 d
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? + ^/ S+ I j, n S! E
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? [: h% B+ S" B- t e
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. % Y; C# G" {! |: z
5 ^, P" z) a4 [$ Z0 qTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? $ a5 l; a6 h2 E) T" {8 n
Harold: A teacher
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