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* i! f1 h \+ A4 w% wTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 8 {7 D- T9 N( j( d
Maria: Here it is. : |& L# ^7 I z) w2 _
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
9 {0 A5 K8 U4 r4 ]! t9 D3 y. RClass: Maria. " X& z6 F" h" B" d. R. R
+ m0 X; ^, K5 _% A/ nTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
0 U/ _2 B7 h' C: w6 X# {2 ?John: You told me to do it without using tables. * _) u& e. s& ~! y* j( O* a
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" " C5 s0 b1 R6 U! \4 S
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
+ M& A, T9 Z. {# J8 Q3 l/ MTeacher: No, that's wrong
) g# V) N, H9 q9 sGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 9 y ~ c4 n9 \* Y
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
1 O& b% \- b3 `+ |1 Z) G; ZTeacher: What are you talking about?
: o( H2 w& S! Z* `+ Y$ v& SDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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( g6 }' X; g, D' D ?* e! ^Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
5 w% w% M+ u/ d6 J# u2 yWinnie: Me! 0 v# X" s: @& W
* ]/ q7 d! u4 L( zTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
" w* p% f( C3 J6 q1 nGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. - J* U3 h# L/ w$ J/ s
! @3 F3 `" } I7 tTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
) K2 U' h0 [5 W3 q- eMillie: I is... " r- |" |' ]3 S9 E
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
& k0 R5 |) i) T5 a8 A$ J" [% C tMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." * d+ C. A8 W* |
, H: ^; m7 Y" s$ \" D, \5 j3 A$ BTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? $ s6 h# m/ r" V) G
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. * W& _4 O6 v$ Y" v$ ~
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
; A8 o$ J0 z9 P- _0 i, ]% ISimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. , B% W3 Y0 i5 G& ?
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? ; _6 ~& ^* T6 a) l9 [; W I
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 0 Q. v8 p5 z* B
- d0 ~$ `7 g- C& U& @, sTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
* o. B- w) x5 W* iHarold: A teacher 7 m0 Y5 ?# Z" `) h9 s, T7 @) h1 P2 u
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