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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. $ Y7 G# g1 E4 J1 j7 r
Maria: Here it is.
. ~! B5 V) e- ^) p' X9 QTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 5 X% |& K7 P7 [# @+ H
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* o$ X+ ^! ~. A8 x5 w' D; J; A0 R) o! YTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 8 t/ Y( ] Q) u2 ?% g8 e( C
John: You told me to do it without using tables. $ N& J; S$ _+ ?* ]: ~3 e
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
# P' n. ^3 V) q+ G& L4 x5 wGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
1 v7 r5 Q9 W1 ~; ~- C- j1 P* [Teacher: No, that's wrong 6 X& S1 g& m2 E& c, A+ a! o
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ! i: j1 c* v$ c9 x2 E1 L' G( ^* F
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? # \! o8 x. t9 e0 g8 h) A5 z
Donald: H I J K L M N O. / s* L e" v, j% _% C# Z
Teacher: What are you talking about? & G4 v# m% \ J7 M5 F% p+ H H- B a b
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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5 G9 v: m0 N2 E$ {Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 6 n. c: w! J- s. a0 h
Winnie: Me! + q* M7 B2 x+ \: E1 l$ ~6 R) ?9 o
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
0 d8 j1 s4 G$ ~ V! ?* zGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
2 B c/ k$ E# R9 T+ U, A8 w: y% bMillie: I is... 3 J8 r3 P+ D' }, R+ z/ n6 l
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
6 ?3 f; \$ Z" ]3 q. Q5 jMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
1 A1 P8 a' g( f* w, lLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? : U- ]1 B! e+ N" y+ Q& {0 \$ k
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ) O$ S2 @0 p+ U$ @/ ~( S
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
; G8 k+ N6 P, ~2 L& \& X! W JClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 6 O7 m0 v/ ~3 t2 J; Y$ f0 p3 V5 p
Harold: A teacher
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