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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
2 ^4 P: g0 D) l) m% Y: u. |Maria: Here it is. ; ^+ W' U- A2 A. E- R5 s) o
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
4 G6 ~1 `$ {2 {. ~6 U- lClass: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
, `9 l9 i/ M; n6 p' b. a0 [7 RJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. 6 T2 v ]- Q4 N( N( o
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
8 G; r3 ~! @1 C: Z, C1 DGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
* c/ I' g7 k5 ]Teacher: No, that's wrong
t! q s% O; K0 h4 n/ P! ]Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. f1 w0 t; z. k* z' b! |' W
# m% I& e l% d3 }$ QTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 2 A& ]4 Z3 X. }/ h; G- j
Donald: H I J K L M N O. " S/ a+ N9 s, Z5 D4 |% U' \
Teacher: What are you talking about?
. O* n, I+ v. ?- \/ D" RDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 0 n3 C* N8 ]) T) J( ^
8 o8 l0 [3 t4 l9 n) \; xTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
8 J! g" i% F- L0 ^* j' H' i' x9 l# jWinnie: Me! ( a: Y/ H/ S" R# s% l9 w( h# i. j" ^/ ^2 q
- \' c* I* [; p& E$ e& k Q5 {) `Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
" D: e/ q! R( q; D; YGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. * E+ O# V) Y. M) `; m
9 P& y7 _ g) E" I# oTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
! u# {! q8 M+ g, G6 @2 ~9 RMillie: I is... ( ?6 x- n! o& @; p
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." ' \, v; ]" P$ U9 O3 r- t, O
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 6 d' v: v2 ^- m
8 X5 i* O5 u5 M( k, ?Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
) K4 H: m. p* y" J+ XLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? " W; S( ~. e% ~' ^" w
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
: x2 @! n Y0 G% HClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. _6 G) M; x" ^" w+ K; c* U9 C& x
* d' z i1 F( O& W3 v/ GTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
# P; ?/ U# O3 P0 a) C0 mHarold: A teacher ; z% ?, K# J% I0 Y; m
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