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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. * L, ~2 i8 g# v
Maria: Here it is.
/ b) I5 h7 Q2 |Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
+ S+ b# b. r- B, G& f+ M" XClass: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
5 n* C5 @% F; |" WJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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6 N* ?2 r. }; l$ M2 {6 ]! R9 cTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 5 b4 Y! [7 I% l2 K* `# ?2 N# B1 F
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 7 J3 m/ ~6 b4 V) B5 F5 q5 |8 U
Teacher: No, that's wrong
H, N5 `& U3 ^; OGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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+ }& d3 h7 d" E" p' W# {Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 0 m" m, G* L+ I) B- ?" ^" M
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
4 G0 G9 p4 y# d& w! }Teacher: What are you talking about?
4 Y1 k2 b4 F+ }1 |/ dDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. " y( F! V7 w5 {" i
3 ~/ r9 s6 F, G% D5 }Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
7 M! D% R4 N, ~9 d& f/ ~4 TWinnie: Me!
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0 C' s- F2 O: Z F) H) W3 vTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? $ j7 a9 N- s0 U& H2 K- L
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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# M0 a3 G2 E. d( V8 X) nTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
' n) t2 O1 i; c* J8 b8 B8 MMillie: I is... 5 i! t* _/ v( N+ o! j S' [' U6 V
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." # Q$ b# n' V* I6 [8 g+ N6 S3 H
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 3 N5 Y2 a+ v- @' ^# m6 i( z
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 5 M3 L) Y' Q9 C! ]6 L* @& p1 y
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 1 Z1 w7 \# L- Z
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 8 e6 J1 q: s! W( K4 \8 S
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? # l+ T$ o- z% C
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. ( w; ^4 b! f( i3 o
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? + ]" h, z9 H! F# l6 M
Harold: A teacher . g0 H0 ]! q6 b" K
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