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' t9 ?4 _, H7 ~" ~# G. y" s9 u/ G/ ZTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. ) l% T! z- }8 B, U& p
Maria: Here it is. 4 X% N$ z" Q2 Z: @" j
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? # v9 J0 S! k' L( ^6 ]$ K
Class: Maria.
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2 y) d b# T2 w6 H, b% ZTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
0 k3 [; d$ J. q% dJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. 7 G! p3 ~. i4 `, B. B
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
* U7 c" r5 k) ^3 Z+ LGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
, W9 H5 m4 t7 T" j! M/ m% NTeacher: No, that's wrong 6 x2 R' P0 s7 r c" l5 n
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. : ], v! h; s& D+ S+ h
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? ! c0 Q- ^' n8 P/ k9 E
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
5 E" J' @' @& ]1 @$ I. eTeacher: What are you talking about? : @4 X, p( q- L" i1 j+ @
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. " M1 K" T9 N. d' J* |
( Q) c2 @; C0 Q7 Z9 B' _Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
3 c$ U5 L8 F4 I. kWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
# X" Q- S- ~! iGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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- I; b# P- M$ }Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." & M7 G( S$ ?9 i( `* s5 y
Millie: I is... 9 D0 `( H7 @: _3 T$ ], N' p
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." ; k# P' @& t% I0 c; o
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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: a4 ?. O) R) ?; ^' w3 h( O; UTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
, x, Z2 T' v* e. o, QLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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4 [4 U$ A/ _" w/ B2 bTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
" \, s4 z* ^% y8 G8 OSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
! l. h t4 H3 g$ `& HClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. $ K# I- f% j/ W% j, ~
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 0 \' L$ h* L$ H& m1 j" w0 `
Harold: A teacher
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