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# P1 |$ r7 b+ X1 b5 U0 H2 y+ aTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
* n: b2 ~# P4 @; c: ~, j& DMaria: Here it is.
3 B3 ]/ H; M T9 h+ f. m. nTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? $ x4 S9 r1 H- A" { Q( x
Class: Maria. ! N7 [2 ?7 S: V7 K' Z$ g' ~
- [# U6 d/ C) }' W vTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
8 y) ]" `0 a) J3 NJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. 1 E4 _& J! U {* F l: b
2 X/ }& A( d2 I) LTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" ! Y8 p7 P; }( b- I9 F% N' B9 t
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
+ `. |' R0 w" G! R9 ~" yTeacher: No, that's wrong
8 m1 h* E* [: }) s9 R* h% z) DGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
8 _0 J2 p8 w! k' Y ^. g+ JDonald: H I J K L M N O. $ o. Y/ R2 I- P( ~# P3 k1 _7 v
Teacher: What are you talking about?
# _% [' t8 z9 ~3 ?Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. ; a9 F; L6 ~) v) h% Z" Q4 P5 {
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. * t& W7 b. D' X# \: K
Winnie: Me! , I/ s8 o4 `8 Z( r
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
! u }. G) B" k( j, U) t vGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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8 D" A5 {7 | m* f0 j% F: w$ eTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
+ c* b" q8 u5 o; F, bMillie: I is...
) |/ W# b" M9 F r( i# JTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." , A6 M- b+ G' ]" Q
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." , \( _. ]+ H5 Q4 }! M0 X
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 4 N; _) @0 o% S' b( u8 \
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 5 ~5 E6 Q) M6 G. C
" M. H( a7 |8 M; s0 Z# r" @ @2 `Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
: d* l4 J0 Z% j# b' V* p. BSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? * a3 x0 o5 y L% v1 z
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. # Y, Q/ J* u0 ?6 q0 T! I
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? $ ~) p# f7 n0 v* y* c2 i" ^; W
Harold: A teacher 4 V( Z2 B9 c. a2 F: g: [& \4 z8 d
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