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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
/ Z9 o0 b* w* `1 i9 [Maria: Here it is. 7 |6 o( ^, Z! t F: z; }
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? / ?8 l7 w/ a _, j( @
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 0 P# d, G$ X9 t a$ C, d
John: You told me to do it without using tables. 3 D" h# w* o1 C7 m4 _; z1 b$ d
2 K. |2 @+ H1 W; I3 C1 V$ NTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" ' z4 z4 p+ L5 f( t
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
6 B- ]# M: R) [Teacher: No, that's wrong : D6 ~$ B% Q- B4 |
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 3 \5 D6 w; Y3 m& k$ |2 l i9 o
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? # I$ x$ P( M* M7 f9 D
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
+ n" \1 j6 T- ~) _4 v- G! v. kTeacher: What are you talking about?
% B8 k; v- D+ j) z+ E( rDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
4 b( f: V2 b/ HWinnie: Me! ' a0 G7 K2 m* C5 E
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
" {: J, a7 e1 V( \, ?# G# uGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. v) P3 E5 ?" l* }% K4 d4 Z6 p
6 q& N6 V7 M5 ]Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." * g5 [3 a! n8 H! n+ B, t# u! g. H+ ^
Millie: I is... $ K+ x8 M0 D! s, f
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." + `( [4 K" Y% ?3 X( T; y# C
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 8 h$ ^- E) e- s3 Z8 B2 G8 J. t: p
- L8 B- h; Q; B. w" v3 E) bTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
: w% D: }* R; x" z Y% f5 ULouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? : L0 D; a, m# f3 I. @, X# V. f
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 6 }$ ~& b6 }/ }8 f- O1 @. X/ x6 q1 h
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? . C8 K, ]! q* E2 {- O, W9 A( f8 [
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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) f+ e" X% x" ^7 O* w7 |9 cTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 3 u7 E2 H" l. k: b0 x
Harold: A teacher
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