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9 Z& ^; I1 F7 @Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. ' W7 f a- \" h
Maria: Here it is.
6 D" M! [& i* }& [6 JTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
6 n' ]) M# J F! bClass: Maria. 9 E; y% w* O f% f }0 [
& |2 m( | ]( l# H8 `2 z( yTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
7 \& @) y; s( P5 ?John: You told me to do it without using tables. 9 g# E1 \$ ~. `3 O* t
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 5 J) V# }( K$ q( {# n8 Y3 U
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
- \) `6 Q% I. r) O6 CTeacher: No, that's wrong
- t, o/ O+ y: K N2 J5 b3 LGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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# N: d7 F& E- H- |# e i3 eTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
5 W0 v/ i5 j/ n. F5 ^5 eDonald: H I J K L M N O.
) I% y5 O, S S, l# ^/ U* j7 qTeacher: What are you talking about? 7 S1 K8 b# T7 l, C, b/ D, S+ v
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 4 ~5 U( q' K; D6 U1 V6 X
Winnie: Me!
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# p% p% b3 E. f# HTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 4 I6 ?6 X$ z: T: f8 E
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 8 o% k7 {) B9 F. l3 I
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." ; r, {' g: P7 h6 Q Z
Millie: I is... . B9 r6 N0 V7 ^, W
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." + o! B, V& P3 B+ q
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? ) T6 m! }' B; |' K
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 9 [/ \) Z& ]4 S' |8 O
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
& i# u, N" d0 }- ASimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. . _5 a: y7 p. O! l1 [* T# f
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 8 m# Z+ g( k& k* {
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. , q4 m* Z( G1 ~. [
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
% _: X& E5 q- A" C% k* m! SHarold: A teacher
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