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" G0 l7 K% Y$ F+ H2 A bTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. ) b* a; D$ D2 u) W+ x \; o9 X+ c
Maria: Here it is.
* P; ~. I- w/ {4 l" \6 p' c# E$ UTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
3 H5 s0 u8 S! V: _; E, AClass: Maria. % y% m$ ?) `% }8 L& h$ i
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ) {* L* Y/ o- {) y! x
John: You told me to do it without using tables. 5 w0 G" H: c2 `& S3 b! g6 k: x
/ K( e! i+ l& W9 DTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" c# G% D- D! y
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" - O: v* q- l/ P% h. e
Teacher: No, that's wrong
* I2 g8 y( S* h7 u; _Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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3 K/ U v. |9 V! YTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? ) q9 A& W7 G" v l1 W
Donald: H I J K L M N O. 1 d: ~( v1 M0 D4 I* r" p g. `
Teacher: What are you talking about?
?- L" A0 U! G' Q6 u, TDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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7 p8 v! {9 B$ V7 M: |; K* Z, kTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
( A/ G$ R$ v, G) C* g% r6 ^4 h- HWinnie: Me!
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) g' b: a. g; v( P/ R; t/ [$ k# rTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? # y& F% s! w. a# E v
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. " R) t7 p7 i' x, A
# R* k* K( y, I. O* V4 q( pTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
3 g" n" T. L/ m; N% k; E, g5 dMillie: I is...
& s6 D4 j: ^3 ^6 iTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." " Z0 j5 e+ \& ?1 T9 V' |9 \5 @
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 5 r d( P% V, W2 u
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
: n7 ^- s! k! b6 Q0 jLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. & K4 M2 f# ^) d4 V6 e
3 j; Z) E( V# Y! P& ^# V4 d3 ?* X( zTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 0 a2 U: w) F) b5 M
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. . ^: S7 v# @ t
0 D c2 U5 A, I9 ZTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? + x+ R% m, p/ R
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? + { K( N5 Q1 Y3 [! f' B' Z& Z/ A
Harold: A teacher
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