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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 9 n" f1 t3 `8 F
Maria: Here it is. / r! C& y2 ~9 V6 L' w ~8 h/ n
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 1 v4 C' j! x3 s% G; B# d; B5 _
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
- _! G0 s% _3 [ F' HJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
) ?1 Z4 f) v+ QGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
6 x2 ]' ]0 X# z) M& QTeacher: No, that's wrong 2 B3 s: B& e! }) {
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. : V, }2 I6 i o& K3 `8 ~
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
7 x8 v$ d9 a: \. O. h$ L( v* @+ ~+ d" pDonald: H I J K L M N O. 9 f$ Y$ Y& i% c: K. ^, S4 V! f% W
Teacher: What are you talking about? $ c) }3 f1 m% }8 k. M- E
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. $ v+ k# q' ^' O8 `
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
7 A" p6 M7 ?: z8 o* r5 p) ]6 cWinnie: Me! ( H7 J0 O$ w Z, E z, d
7 {) b: n$ R& vTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? , u; r/ }: p, D
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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, A( [: F' E) ~5 X) W3 sTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." ( S% U; J$ W# [6 `9 {4 j) b( Z) w8 r$ K
Millie: I is... , [' m: Z" Y; R' m
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 2 P3 f, G+ }/ I K. `. Y
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." ; E7 {* x7 w8 l6 \1 e/ L
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
) k( W3 E1 E9 C qLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. # v z; R5 X+ T. c6 J) N
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
: ^$ ^* ~! {- j( zSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. * r4 Y" C9 x7 A: C, \% K. T! K
8 K0 Q8 n1 v1 ETeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? : I! O9 ` O. M6 _4 x5 Y
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 0 D' ]7 m8 W' r4 [1 g7 k# {6 z
Harold: A teacher
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