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( f& f: g Y" V/ J' XTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. ( C! _ x- ^2 a9 Q! f
Maria: Here it is.
/ @7 z# ?6 Q1 k8 {9 {Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? / B/ y( Y+ g, O$ r( J4 S6 D
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? $ U9 _! y$ X! @8 |5 Z. \
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 9 p# j0 k; w: y( Z
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
" B/ q; S. N( L" jTeacher: No, that's wrong
2 Z- O7 y) }" \% _4 S6 A2 _Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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# [- U, N; |; r* Z/ K& ETeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
! `$ {1 x7 f( t( z! |Donald: H I J K L M N O.
^8 e- V$ o! c( iTeacher: What are you talking about?
5 M- I, @7 `/ T3 nDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. % Q8 K$ o8 Z# x: r
) A, w+ O% W/ D+ W; qTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
N3 h9 b2 u& X; W3 F/ Z1 \' T0 q. cWinnie: Me! ( N8 `2 m' x/ N+ L0 f
; F% d7 y' x+ ^2 STeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? ' h7 A4 I G/ v( u( p$ ]; N" a
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. & @$ [+ x, h5 E6 z; P
3 b7 \; `" \5 y, Y6 T/ v, S2 |, g1 tTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
2 L, @6 z6 _9 ]2 R& X- r# _Millie: I is...
3 v: z2 _2 [& m3 V7 ITeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
, Q7 M B& ?& Z$ pMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? " O) _" \8 a6 N
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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7 J/ U; X1 [" Q/ i8 DTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
7 {2 i$ o8 F$ a3 \7 iSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 7 G9 F, g4 N7 L1 {) q& B5 [9 d3 p9 S
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
. b1 T! V# E! ~3 \8 h+ eClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. & u1 ]; ?6 B: m4 k9 W& u; l1 n
6 W$ O, N8 i8 G" c$ nTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
# l" g: k6 B. t4 Y5 DHarold: A teacher
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