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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
+ `3 t' x- |9 T6 R5 ZMaria: Here it is.
. N1 b w7 X6 i O. g0 N& u7 |Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
" r0 G5 h( Q/ d: `' M/ qClass: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? # I3 N3 i$ T5 e+ p: \, u5 Q' U
John: You told me to do it without using tables. 1 P" J/ J' z4 k$ C2 R' M' P
. V7 M* j- _, o# a& q8 ]" }. c5 PTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
0 f3 g$ [8 f9 C2 B/ N) l& SGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" % {' B+ B1 O: b1 U
Teacher: No, that's wrong , {3 B7 `0 G7 ?* Z- \; p, N
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. m9 Y. ]; D% F
1 _ ~5 A* p) l ?6 RTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
4 Q# W z+ ~2 h: n: w J/ S, bDonald: H I J K L M N O.
- A6 l1 B( g# w7 u0 @Teacher: What are you talking about?
/ V" W% }; i6 u/ iDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. ; l8 w& b4 A( f' C6 s: |
8 c- j( j: q9 x* w, |3 JTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 5 |; H2 a7 Y3 h( }
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? & @8 Y2 a0 a8 o; i3 [
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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- ^& M0 W# B6 G. ]Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
% T6 r6 w! F2 gMillie: I is...
k7 j6 v) z. E2 c* xTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." * j( d" R! @; B# o" u& d* q' |( w
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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, I5 z1 |' B# N% O# I. O3 R; xTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
& I5 Q8 f' w! B8 ]$ u3 A B2 FLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. * \8 G4 e" R# L: B5 a0 b
c0 P3 v$ O% @( o' k* O7 tTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? " l" D& h, Z& U6 Q; ?& P3 F2 G
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. / L& Q: M5 x# O8 H
/ `* l. a5 T+ @ S3 g$ fTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
2 v1 h0 ?! n: LClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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# q K' j6 g3 b4 k5 KTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 7 U) o# Y$ \. ?+ S, c. R4 a
Harold: A teacher
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