Kids are Quick

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Kids are Quick
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" X# ?; n% R$ a* q# q$ nTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
6 Y/ l3 o4 Q& @Maria: Here it is.
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
2 \! p- a% e% r2 U' p, _Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
John: You told me to do it without using tables.

Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
) k. h- D) c3 ^  h. L4 pTeacher: No, that's wrong
8 y/ K' Q; t. u- C8 [3 L: UGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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3 \- ?. M; f; B: x+ H- TTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
: S* g, `' ?: SDonald: H I J K L M N O.
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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7 a1 G# p  h7 V2 T( Q. pTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
. B$ {& {7 o2 g5 u& WWinnie: Me!
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' d5 R0 M5 o: G8 \% K5 T. }0 eTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
Millie: I is...
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
9 ?# w5 `% M6 N/ \7 ZMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
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9 x8 q$ e9 T, d! r3 z  @Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
* p, M" B- L! tSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
6 [) }' K: }5 A5 }& V6 j# @Harold: A teacher
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