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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. # A% V. @4 l5 f0 G" F3 H8 ^4 Q& u
Maria: Here it is.
) i |( j; Q, h* ~# s# v+ `: oTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 2 L3 y y- U$ v) D
Class: Maria. 5 V' b* F- |" K" H
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
/ B( R% H" o% c# H% KJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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- d, f$ D- b( z/ ETeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" : l2 G" j) ~# o, _- w* Q* }8 J4 e
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
' P' O/ Z2 `( k" V; w& w5 V* zTeacher: No, that's wrong
) q1 b9 i0 V: k' F3 }Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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+ j! C7 U" ~( G5 |Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 5 s% Y! b4 F0 T* [- ]
Donald: H I J K L M N O. - ]! o" n( p7 c! F* ?2 V
Teacher: What are you talking about?
* d# M; b) n8 Y/ U- @! Y" J+ ^Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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- z% w7 T& a% ]- b0 P# R) M, ~Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 1 y/ t- t2 g) @1 `
Winnie: Me! ' I) J* Q0 ^7 B4 T" C8 K3 z
8 b" `2 E$ q' U: JTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
2 \9 F/ v; `9 n( ^/ uGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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7 d( m* U* Y/ O" ?$ `Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
" }+ `2 w+ ^) G: Y0 eMillie: I is... 0 O- B* P4 x. n! F
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
$ Y+ c# Q: j6 K7 CMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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3 X7 p2 R, w( aTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
& W! K* _3 z0 R1 aLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 2 ~- F+ r q# X$ p* o9 i. x
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 4 g* |4 T ?( x0 X' B' V2 x. L5 Z! M7 x
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
' V- u I% r2 M! R( n7 DClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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- L1 F- l. _% [# u. ]! U ITeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
" d! B* ?$ Q7 A. x M* R( X: A: t; \Harold: A teacher
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