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- }1 z! V& ]* G1 k) ~, V5 KTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 2 B j; h0 |8 S, X
Maria: Here it is.
) l e/ i: I: T8 |% Q- k8 `" PTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
; ~% s: c' `, WClass: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
, q$ {. L7 G0 U& ]7 `7 w& xJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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* Y6 i$ a" Z+ _Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
* [6 x# z5 H2 B0 X4 S" R$ f/ NGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
+ F: S, X }4 S! s3 dTeacher: No, that's wrong 9 Q4 k- m5 ]# P7 h d- Y X
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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! u# G! }1 R+ d( h3 Y# q KTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 6 x) z6 a" B' l) w @2 f: h
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
' d2 D% E5 L- G, g6 n5 X* @: v. }" aTeacher: What are you talking about? , W0 Y+ w# {4 L( @
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. # l- `& u- ]% R+ p4 P( x6 X
) N* a% B9 n. ~6 n1 RTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. + c6 B- _( z# L/ d
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
: r2 O9 B4 R( M! \" T1 n( u/ g* b; SGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
# T) T" R; d* d! u" D7 o. QMillie: I is...
2 \1 Q @# q: k4 g# U5 z+ y) H+ ZTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." - g W9 C4 |- A) s
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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$ H0 `" L8 K% A$ I; l" h/ \Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
& s# O$ W/ e6 @6 A" dLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. ( d% X& m! k+ j6 O# P8 W* E/ T6 r
% d: ?* i2 [# X6 u3 e- y3 A0 aTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
/ |: }2 X+ `# ^Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
' e- Z+ O" L% e6 E- BClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? . ?3 ]& C8 e% ~1 I6 | l- N# [
Harold: A teacher $ W. i- k K2 t8 ]6 d/ ]
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