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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
7 N: I2 x& q( x) [! @" oMaria: Here it is. 5 M3 N5 ~; e v- N5 A8 @
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
( J* v" H. P7 o s% sClass: Maria.
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& ? a( u9 Y- a, A7 H, Y( D: KTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ) k) m9 R% v: s0 L7 \- ^, b
John: You told me to do it without using tables. 6 R, Z- m" }9 h$ l. G: \
4 F+ P3 ~: L2 r- ^0 uTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" $ i, E& ^! O- m% h: `+ E% ^
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 8 u- ?" X8 O5 z$ T, I2 `0 t c/ P) n
Teacher: No, that's wrong ! ?: S' S; a& p& B7 Y8 W' e
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 1 E m$ Q8 x @) q/ r) t2 O) E
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? ) j# ?+ y+ p! I( T1 Q- h
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
; K- G: h: ~# G! X% ~4 mTeacher: What are you talking about?
5 r$ T7 S2 r8 q! ?Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 5 b! G- Z3 @) g4 l$ `
. q0 e' }3 j- m* P5 G7 w$ aTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
9 v+ w- p3 j. f: x2 I4 G* F4 L# Z iWinnie: Me! 8 h+ ?3 o* e# r* R# r' a2 K
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 2 F& m3 c+ }$ A' f O
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 6 I: h) c4 R" F# w9 k
; R U* _) L; g9 ]Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
$ D* W% [% i; m' f/ f: z; LMillie: I is...
3 A8 m3 C1 b: D GTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 1 L, ]) o2 ?" y
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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& y4 b: D" ]: [: qTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
( E, K) T' ]% H8 G }4 O& r% I/ ?Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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$ L- f @+ h, J2 o: s) \1 x5 Q, z; bTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? - B. w( z2 F% k% t% T. S" j; B6 K
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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' b; j0 w" d0 T' P& kTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
: w- k( j$ ^) g* J. h3 M7 y' ?Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. - ~+ j6 ]$ |* _. d
3 X' g* ]8 \3 s3 l! \2 C4 c1 h6 BTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
, E0 r6 B- X/ F& c5 |Harold: A teacher
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