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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 0 o4 b9 s6 A. W3 S+ [# `5 c' u3 N3 A
Maria: Here it is.
/ |7 F2 L# I0 O9 E; N1 \Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? I* q0 Y3 H2 A2 V7 I
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
( @, I$ y: J6 b( KJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. - e `3 p/ I0 o
, G6 H; P0 F4 D& T3 ~Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" ; d8 ?- h% P( y. U% k
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
+ P* Z E" L9 ~- U1 ]: ^' uTeacher: No, that's wrong
6 g& q0 O/ t1 z. n) VGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ' A& N/ Y/ L) b3 e# s. ^
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 8 ?1 w' g7 c3 a0 z) {( g
Donald: H I J K L M N O. 9 a* ^% d6 e7 J& P
Teacher: What are you talking about? , `8 G3 Z4 [/ m0 o2 R1 H) E
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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- J: n# j+ M8 ]. PTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
% F! r; b/ G7 N" F9 N- FWinnie: Me! 6 x R- {$ ]$ g
- Y: w+ I, W9 z9 |& KTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
2 B; y0 o" w3 K1 l+ C, ~5 iGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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/ e3 z; r0 S/ m% o x9 R7 BTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 0 F8 w! P4 X7 _4 w3 x
Millie: I is... 1 [# h- w" {! V$ H" L. V
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." b' r) |; r4 T9 `: I5 f: ?
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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r0 C1 R3 U0 x$ ]Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 5 A4 i5 E$ s7 S- u6 n7 g
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. * M& p P7 h, C* z9 [
4 y3 g0 ? t. G2 {3 ^9 tTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? ! m7 `. Y7 N6 W- \- t# \
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? ' Z3 i$ Z* K6 o- x1 k
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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) x" X/ c7 r: j* E' V' E, ^- \Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
6 Y# Z9 L+ e6 j. Z! {& C+ wHarold: A teacher
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