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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 7 Y5 U/ h6 ~/ ]4 L2 w6 {1 k5 S
Maria: Here it is.
2 Z0 P7 s$ Q3 r, F) }4 nTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
2 N; `1 u) C$ w% sClass: Maria. $ ?: [( E! E! r d5 u5 `
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
( d m9 T' b# e, cJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. " k$ F6 L6 z* B$ [, t
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
5 A7 k: F* v. D! F9 v. b; d$ IGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 3 v8 H7 D# A$ _! s5 ]
Teacher: No, that's wrong ' r9 k( C; ^2 K# l$ I2 _; {' S
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. * _: p. \) [9 z8 b6 ]5 M8 R! `
4 V4 B7 @" h/ Q0 I: `Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? / a0 ]# e* d0 v% ^! _4 J
Donald: H I J K L M N O. 7 V$ \. O4 D6 n2 q: e6 |
Teacher: What are you talking about? ; g. M' w/ y) ?) M, g: j- O
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 8 v4 _3 G) a, N, j, C: Y5 H
Winnie: Me!
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1 s8 a# G1 _5 p* @& _Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
$ ?' Y* r1 O e" l* zGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 6 x. }3 y$ c8 Z- h" S6 C' a! p
3 T5 T1 Z' i1 [Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." ! U1 A6 O% P V8 k& b
Millie: I is... - `" k' U5 R+ D6 a& K/ b
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." * {- g* j* o0 d
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." ( m; z" D4 x- E
$ {- n" B- u/ YTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
1 R V V( F3 l! h y0 N, yLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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, y4 T9 J& P. `- p8 m5 w" oTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
7 S5 ]. }2 |( O0 x4 y# V% i3 YSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? # M1 M* p+ m& n: k; N6 |9 D; o
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. / s5 p2 Y$ e4 K5 a
9 K/ l9 X: h4 L' XTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 7 a9 i( [% ^0 i5 o4 J0 E
Harold: A teacher
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