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4 g" @- C& \9 e( e; X( T9 iTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
! U& v! C4 ~2 F, yMaria: Here it is. + m. N2 R$ S5 ]! p2 m0 Q
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
i( j5 z {* k% Z. ~4 YClass: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? + [) a4 g, K$ O" b) V8 z$ @% r
John: You told me to do it without using tables. 6 y/ W/ _& g8 x! r9 A% D6 p1 }
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
3 l0 d5 ?. n8 h+ @8 UGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 6 P j) f6 h; k6 {* G) l' ?
Teacher: No, that's wrong
7 N4 S- l; D8 l) ?6 {# }Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? " m! w1 O) X4 h. z2 b
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
1 S1 C- Q! D5 ]) DTeacher: What are you talking about? $ A0 k# L* }! F3 H1 g' H
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
v' ?* Y& Y% w0 y* Z; lWinnie: Me!
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- R/ q8 e1 Y- XTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
2 e$ T! o& `* p JGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
& }8 U( s k' P+ Q0 BMillie: I is... 6 u3 j0 s2 U+ c' u# I
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
& O) V, X5 h9 R4 `: G Y6 f& A VMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? " F% B0 l" R8 o* `# l- E2 F% W: C
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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1 y5 y( J! h) }5 w# Y2 Y6 _Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
4 [: ?' {7 h, ?9 C9 n k/ ?Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? : b% i! f: E" ^, ^# S
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 1 S; Z! X& S& j2 W
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? g4 n8 F" N5 O: S" [! s. G
Harold: A teacher : F# m$ J9 N. n- X. q
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