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, D2 `1 D; [" H6 D5 cTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
; u; z" Y0 l6 M* {( QMaria: Here it is.
0 j# @4 a- g4 V, Z% b1 YTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
, Y7 i& q0 p- p+ L0 l1 R6 R- CClass: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? , S: Y, ~) F. d# D, {
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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8 p& k) }' x) z" g9 u0 I# ^Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
) }/ u* F1 o# r8 t6 fGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
& H2 W* b5 K( [- }/ O. QTeacher: No, that's wrong , Y: `7 F. `- `' |! {2 u3 g+ {
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. # x0 a3 n6 L$ O3 P) P) V
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? % } ~$ e$ h2 T
Donald: H I J K L M N O. , z' W2 [# ]9 t+ Q W- v
Teacher: What are you talking about? 4 h9 h, X; k4 v2 `9 h4 T
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. + R0 A9 Y1 y! ^1 }5 ~
Winnie: Me! ( Q' H: S t1 Z, E6 F
- b( h2 g9 `1 v3 Y0 sTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
3 C G; w, ?2 f9 oGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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' C: }9 \+ L9 q2 E* {* wTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
" `: p) f6 R) i9 hMillie: I is...
2 H i9 T6 p9 z4 X" h5 qTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
6 R1 \7 Z( ]# Q7 E/ pMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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+ {3 A. U" x8 b$ MTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
! L5 A6 C" C9 G+ H1 V& ^; b6 Z3 ]Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
- a1 a' D/ i: L/ e# zSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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- h/ w. Y: g* H' ]4 P/ ETeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 3 {6 }( l) S/ @# l- o) Y0 m3 s
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 8 L4 o: B/ V7 O/ y0 r! E
# Y: v- q w1 L$ qTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 5 H2 u, b- l6 R- I2 S' U
Harold: A teacher
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