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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. * _; e% b7 f" a3 ]6 ?3 V& z
Maria: Here it is.
% M% q6 Q( {2 ^! I. c' `7 GTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
+ Y$ r( p4 J- s* `( s3 k6 }Class: Maria.
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7 S, T4 ?5 A$ o& [: a5 eTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
: S' F4 \1 P+ E$ \ F6 |John: You told me to do it without using tables. 1 ]6 K7 D: ^/ ]. m
: p: P( i* E8 M* r, a% vTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
8 B4 N& ?) x$ X) ZGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" ( y- l- I6 p8 F! P) S
Teacher: No, that's wrong % u- m0 t# E3 t, c8 I) `$ g d. t. U
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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0 [; v7 P- U, o! s2 X6 X5 vTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 5 c6 [3 Q' |$ q9 ^' _' q
Donald: H I J K L M N O. 0 H) g8 F: r! D# u( d: s
Teacher: What are you talking about?
0 H: b0 P3 X, p9 JDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. . I7 O6 l) e' A, Z6 ]" d# _
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. ) s+ J9 q; ~; u4 n3 j* v
Winnie: Me! % l J; W0 ?4 B/ E; O4 z
" }8 w- f6 z8 f, M. y. K0 LTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
$ o9 A) A6 q/ g" s0 _9 yGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. * q- c. }) d3 ]& t2 X7 s
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
8 v. u; B+ s/ o3 a/ _* j4 CMillie: I is...
2 n' [6 G. X7 ^' Z. {+ B4 fTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 3 x5 e7 C% R( y) V6 }7 e
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
! l: K# B" @! w4 e8 G1 G' rLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 6 O8 p4 [* w6 ~, g
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 1 r' _5 ^1 s) t! P
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
. Z# D; ?5 d8 t% MClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
- \! t/ r& I( a" d5 EHarold: A teacher
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