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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
, D; @8 s9 @2 w- g. ZMaria: Here it is. ! n% K+ z" D9 [4 i
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? Z' c4 b: Y) _5 f9 `8 C
Class: Maria. " J, M$ d* d8 R3 q7 e1 R
8 Q6 T8 H* ^% `7 lTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 5 h7 g7 {. B( i5 K M/ n4 W
John: You told me to do it without using tables. " b; w! D Z5 V9 G- j% p
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" " c3 l6 f9 _% i2 K4 S, x
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 6 G1 O0 j; j; }- f6 |2 J
Teacher: No, that's wrong
& {2 w" B* `- k+ Y) w* GGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
/ Y4 \9 u+ A8 K3 m }Donald: H I J K L M N O. 5 t2 |" k( N3 Q9 p6 L9 v6 } i! G
Teacher: What are you talking about? 3 x& P A) r4 p) [& Y v
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 4 \; }8 o$ |1 Y2 S* Y3 v s1 L
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
! \' U l; j9 b( P+ O) U9 nWinnie: Me! ( U7 Y. h3 i1 @3 n
/ O- X! I7 Z. b( d! C% @2 oTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? # \% P2 P% f# Y! ^6 d
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 2 g- ]( N4 D% C
Millie: I is... . @. |, U# C- |" y ]# R( C4 o( X0 D
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
. g' t4 T& M' x0 M) t$ YMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 5 Y& Z3 C8 W6 ^9 N- M2 S' z* M
, w( e7 k( Z/ f+ y C7 C! `Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
% M/ d2 C- k. u8 I+ G5 ?8 b- mLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 4 [1 d3 d; t+ u
# x0 z; }; \/ H @( j4 q( eTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? ' Z$ r; R% f8 t/ u7 G/ l: d
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 4 C1 m3 u) y- _
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? ' a# ]/ n1 y2 a: q2 u
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 1 ~$ j2 k3 q* M3 X9 d3 G/ U
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
( d/ P1 t" [9 ~. ^& ]0 zHarold: A teacher
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