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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
. {& V, _/ g, g" a. z' P- gMaria: Here it is. - \, y1 h% V( T D1 Z
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
8 P# i# p7 [5 q4 K: M. J6 ?Class: Maria. ' O/ |$ j) g# L
y3 ]9 `" C+ C4 H. qTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
9 `# i: P" Y$ SJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. - K7 E8 _" ?" d4 u3 N0 s
6 m( r- v( x; e7 b- E! M* d4 uTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 1 [4 r2 A, \) [
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" ; o) v5 r8 {/ z" ~7 Q: Q* l+ {
Teacher: No, that's wrong : H1 Z6 ^7 Z0 K% Q5 [/ }4 G
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 6 g9 X; r; h( g& p* D
Donald: H I J K L M N O. % v( Z- A$ Q% S/ q
Teacher: What are you talking about?
* j% u. \3 K! Y- I3 kDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. ; Y. J8 w; U/ T6 P% R
; r. C6 {6 g7 J. a5 e3 \Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. ; p" F" Z5 m# j! ~
Winnie: Me!
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$ M8 a! g3 \: R) |! E$ `0 oTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 1 |0 w/ C% U1 A
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
7 c! C5 Y/ e4 B a8 u3 gMillie: I is... / e" r. D8 n7 {- A7 L
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
1 R; F j+ n- \6 F/ R: rMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." A, X" H3 H6 F1 i
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 3 c( I0 U+ \+ h/ J( E
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
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7 \* d2 f; k4 R. R+ t" r3 pTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? , [- I' j% V. }9 ?% [; L
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. - t% G& ]- H# T" K4 w% z
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
; F# M; q$ S3 k- E1 qHarold: A teacher
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