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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
" P* b! ^- }. z; O* \Maria: Here it is. $ r# F% A2 U3 {
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? + t' k& H8 T1 D$ n. t( ]& ^6 u
Class: Maria.
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; ^; o0 d/ g' }# Y" gTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
6 }( Y0 \7 c8 A/ \6 ^John: You told me to do it without using tables. # ^ @- V* ?8 G' R
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" ) _/ a5 R7 ?$ g: V
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 2 Z% Y U' R8 R7 E9 H" V. D1 C6 A) Y
Teacher: No, that's wrong 8 O7 Y% j* b4 ^; V; u [$ w
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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8 h$ H2 H0 d, z9 J- R9 ITeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? % W" W. u# e! k; X2 D6 X
Donald: H I J K L M N O. ( Y9 ^5 C" M3 |" Y# J* _6 o/ u
Teacher: What are you talking about?
; M0 Z! J! Q% l+ ?( ~, bDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. & s# _3 p0 b2 H/ x2 l7 V1 G3 D3 B; k
Winnie: Me! $ G6 @0 W; }0 i' W" x" b, f
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? * P( b" u' `# ^- n
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
: Q5 V$ u$ J2 f+ [1 @/ AMillie: I is...
* H# {7 u4 _8 w! O" ]* v5 K; {Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 1 [$ T# N1 F' B8 z' W- u
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." # ~+ U7 X# P8 e
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
3 E- b4 W" T4 f% x* wLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. . S$ m% |/ I' N) s0 {" z8 |
! [1 `8 [1 v* e, P5 y& m0 \5 i0 eTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? " ]! I3 l' S1 B! b
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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( @2 y( E) n6 D' _5 g+ {Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
) p2 o8 P: w! F7 FClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. z/ F) R3 m+ O, q, A4 p) s: u
0 \, k3 S; e* w, c3 f0 pTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
9 l4 P# F0 G) OHarold: A teacher
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