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发表于 2008-3-7 20:50 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
' M% M, X5 {  KMaria: Here it is.
0 D9 A7 z% @/ D( wTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 0 i3 Y. f  y8 A' ~
Class: Maria.
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% [4 f3 @1 y) r3 h* @) t* nTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 4 ^# t- q5 v. o4 e
John: You told me to do it without using tables. + C. A# `1 }4 D  e. R3 l* K7 u1 o/ ^

- U# ?% u$ M  R& VTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" $ ^# \5 D# ]0 H+ T9 M
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
. [5 ~  d7 f" D9 N( P5 RTeacher: No, that's wrong
' Q! J, l, [) JGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 6 ?$ W& z5 R1 o9 Z

+ U6 T" l6 r: W$ D1 W4 FTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
, W7 x- j# Y% ~, D/ B) _$ [Donald: H I J K L M N O.   p+ y5 J9 n& H5 N) @
Teacher: What are you talking about?
' Z7 {% N! x1 }0 X! K+ xDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
& k" G- x; ?8 x1 t. QWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
9 h# n& r( M& L7 _) H. jGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 8 }9 J6 J6 V* I

5 e9 R$ W  o* O) }: ^5 Z! LTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
2 @0 U: ?- u. q) jMillie: I is... ) m6 x; K6 U* w4 h
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 0 L) ~9 r, g: _0 e+ u
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."   ?4 C; G, u/ a& E$ q- E

5 r- F' ~' }% ?. c% yTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? $ p: |) d0 D0 Q1 B( P+ Q: B' H
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
. e" e! y: P* Y# q7 ~3 i; r; Z, uSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. * T9 @9 ~2 ?3 s8 t8 ?# }/ `, W
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
  l3 C* i8 G6 w% F- P: bClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 1 |' p6 G3 O3 x7 A+ v% V
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? $ z  `% s% }; t. U
Harold: A teacher
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发表于 2008-3-8 07:59 | 显示全部楼层
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; X- H" t% l9 x& v5 C6 S0 `4 HThe last one is GREAT!
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