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; H- p; y7 {8 Q3 X% d% MTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
2 J& P% U) ]2 s7 j0 cMaria: Here it is.
) L( J6 S+ c2 [) l: L3 h; d6 vTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
2 e3 D9 _+ E. `; J: m* i9 D8 YClass: Maria. - s6 f- Y) ~6 g A$ u$ e3 j/ v
; @7 X% q5 W5 w0 [Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
) p3 d* t! J& V* {9 QJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. : y: m" q/ Y& P$ l' Y P
9 Q/ @ o8 M3 {7 M; \- }Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" # O2 c0 N/ z, z7 M
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 9 o4 O) Z1 k- a+ V/ Z
Teacher: No, that's wrong
E2 x" X% R' L7 Q4 [+ iGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. / c. Q; j2 c. i# r' ~7 J
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 2 c! A/ }' j' j1 }& g, a
Donald: H I J K L M N O. ( k) Q; V+ G& E+ \
Teacher: What are you talking about?
) b. B: n* V1 sDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. , F i0 [7 X& a+ B
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 6 d6 J# X( M0 f8 U5 h( }' G% X4 O
Winnie: Me! $ w2 j# {1 n4 v8 G2 V% N% U
3 u6 F" ?4 J5 S+ mTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 0 Q* A# V" K/ K
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. % f( `7 i& ^: j6 n, h, k
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 7 I' V, o$ b- ~; w
Millie: I is...
7 ^" j3 P$ h ]. r' kTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 9 i8 t" }8 Q1 y% A" m. j
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? : b& R7 Y5 h) B8 `- L* E- O
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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6 U- z0 Q( y: r7 s/ ETeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
- ?: q0 A# D! N( r% v FSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 4 _- n( @( z! T3 k
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 4 o3 K! y' e$ u$ M @! q3 t
% Z5 g- M. w2 m) y: n0 N7 NTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
0 K0 u- v) [2 [- EHarold: A teacher 1 ]7 |& l, |# ^+ e7 i) N0 {9 t
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