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, p2 O2 A/ u! ^5 _Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
7 y( v5 O: c# D: `, `Maria: Here it is.
$ I, n! u& p$ s* f KTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
0 m' z) i8 o# K* s' o- ?Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? q3 ]( q, ?* R; A9 ]
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
& M- g+ L5 {: s" \3 L9 }$ qGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
3 g7 i! u; o6 `. C# A# U& ZTeacher: No, that's wrong 7 _# G5 q# L' t
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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0 K0 s- D# Y9 _9 A9 T0 ]Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? " ^3 y3 V. y( q6 J! [; Z
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
: ~4 {8 O8 o( v S) ]. X0 t2 ~Teacher: What are you talking about?
# c6 j* {* Q, i( F- M7 ODonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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6 X0 P' q: E Z' t! ~7 UTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. ) U- _ E+ | ~4 ]
Winnie: Me!
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" u/ O! q4 j( [2 u4 Z- ATeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? ' E0 @* s; f8 q1 D5 Y2 I; }# _
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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4 R% b C0 M+ U; c1 \3 T! Q* UTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
: @# z( @7 H d( J3 p! RMillie: I is... 2 v: k4 ^- m+ e) [& R
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
& S. v4 o( w3 D0 SMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
1 o4 j' U1 i, i9 X( g) HLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? " L2 G) {6 J/ ~$ A# S
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. / F1 c' t1 P% ]) s9 d2 T
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
0 t+ m: t& `) q' @6 K- jClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
) i0 N8 S2 _6 P" ]0 U$ NHarold: A teacher
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