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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
; N* G5 [. ?2 L2 kMaria: Here it is.
+ w# i- q! R; ]! x! A) ZTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
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1 ^; Q% {6 P4 Z$ x7 _6 aTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
* {9 i7 q7 E8 M8 v2 r5 HJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. 3 v/ F7 ?/ w* m2 X
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
: c$ Y& _2 M3 T4 QGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
! p+ c5 w8 Q( ?1 STeacher: No, that's wrong
- }& [& D8 S" f4 PGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ( e+ }- k2 W" \' l
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? ; \ T& A4 P# U0 D, B3 w
Donald: H I J K L M N O. ( s# p( j0 Z% h* [) X
Teacher: What are you talking about? / Q( u5 g [) e7 U9 T
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. j# p8 U2 h V3 Y! E+ {- j
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
( T+ @% K; C% ?3 u( x; Y' yWinnie: Me!
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8 `8 V2 L! p- ^$ ]/ ~) cTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
1 O9 A! X1 \5 j! ~ DGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 5 s8 y& M- x7 P# n( F8 M
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
; |. [( t* i, M- f0 F2 ^Millie: I is...
- e1 X% e! [0 L( _( }0 zTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
: g! E8 L7 Y# _- qMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 3 a5 U+ [. c9 p7 S
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
# v" h! V# C1 i7 v l; [- FLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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( Q, k: V0 X1 sTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? $ ?4 G5 b1 w; {9 j: h+ @8 I
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
7 }$ _: G2 c" S3 a5 m' }7 LClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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) Y5 G W. B! M% ~: v9 T- KTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
$ H6 Y1 ~+ I) B/ ]9 XHarold: A teacher
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