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, E! f" r: F, U7 p; L2 O- xTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
' a3 U" p0 i# o1 U4 V3 m/ `Maria: Here it is. 2 _* x$ j* Z0 S% d
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? ! {& ^! V# D2 W/ b4 l3 k+ `& y! a
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? & L4 {0 b7 w" c
John: You told me to do it without using tables. 6 ?( g0 ~8 v* [( {1 t
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" % `2 } ]- I# A
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 1 y5 x0 k) \ h0 v
Teacher: No, that's wrong ( m) D5 n' q. G
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 8 c/ R& A( f7 _/ B$ F+ p
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? : b2 C, K, n( B' ^
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
0 L0 {$ L& |7 k, {$ N+ @Teacher: What are you talking about?
2 T) L1 W& {. u; X$ }3 S" b# b) H/ sDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. # \4 g6 Q" i( f* n$ z
. z; U# L9 k$ i, G: a/ fTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
+ e- H1 Y6 T6 p/ }0 v: t8 mWinnie: Me! ( y/ Q* d u. n$ C: I- P
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
) H8 W0 `" L1 K. CGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 4 U% W3 q5 L! f; y: r3 O
5 v Q! n, V1 p/ cTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." ( b3 M% I. A% f+ P0 I
Millie: I is... 1 d! e e8 {6 ^- T6 k( Z: r- R( m
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
, [/ B& X# e1 R& f, W+ lMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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% Q, S1 _* \- m$ h4 CTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
* F$ y8 I( x( o4 tLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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) E$ M. j4 Q& k/ d$ I( a- W: WTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 8 {/ k. R1 ]1 t7 Y' t4 q
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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, S f5 ]4 t" FTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 7 {. ~& @( u; c. H6 s+ A
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. + r9 Y4 \5 [- B1 l
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 2 n" V: p/ u# J7 L8 n9 g: `3 {8 d0 _
Harold: A teacher
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