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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
$ X0 ^8 _& U- ?4 W3 iMaria: Here it is.
; j* {- _" x; [Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
( T/ v- u% `4 _5 v8 NClass: Maria.
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, N/ E! q z5 C# f( h" rTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
! t3 A3 q7 n0 J4 D; D8 M6 h1 ]) UJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. * y7 S% t! k+ z6 h" n7 w# A: ~
9 N' L" J, u$ R& o; q8 y1 F+ }Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
F$ B( {$ j! N% ^* PGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 8 [2 `) Q3 ]& t8 E
Teacher: No, that's wrong
5 O6 r2 @. u1 ?0 CGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. * d8 s& V" V3 h& r) { K" p6 D
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 2 Q! E- |+ _3 o% e2 T
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
6 Y( W5 k& S2 _0 J% @Teacher: What are you talking about?
0 U5 T9 a9 Z7 x; h5 P0 GDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. + [6 v3 ~) `+ p& w Q8 q
1 b1 S% Y Z+ J0 u* _& ~$ d& KTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. ( \+ K8 N) w7 w/ S- G( a7 X
Winnie: Me!
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! _% I/ q# H# p) i4 p9 Z$ oTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? # h2 h: \- k- H. m: X! D4 E
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
' O( a1 Y. ~7 J' V. v n/ M" tMillie: I is... ) ?! e. r1 ~ u
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 1 n! ]' M/ v7 o
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." / B( V7 T" W0 b( U' u, E
2 t! \. [% T% r" j0 ^Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? # j7 o5 c* l; k7 s: Q, I. ~
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. b9 O7 i' g R
: u& f# r, o) q8 w/ aTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
& @/ ?5 L3 }$ I2 L7 T3 H4 \) c5 rSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. * U% @( j( E& C% g/ O
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 7 ?# h8 e6 F; j" J; r! I" ~
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 0 d% `7 { t4 N! A
Harold: A teacher & A* d7 [. }2 D6 b6 s/ x p( z5 t8 ~
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