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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
* l3 N: J; Q$ ?6 B. Y5 ]1 m! E6 W eMaria: Here it is. : f! `8 J) J( a9 H# U8 p Y
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? % i: m, d1 p+ M7 A t [
Class: Maria. ! o6 v' \8 A, A* n
& l. b* Q, P% i" z3 O( S! iTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? & a) d" w5 H# {3 M) r
John: You told me to do it without using tables. 9 _ m$ {$ M7 m5 J, S; w8 c
/ Z: u/ ]+ j2 [# O( K' p4 _Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" " y9 m, v6 G: k2 c& Q
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
( O" _6 B* ~( o$ p. s( e: F5 r- }Teacher: No, that's wrong
6 k3 u0 j: T: a) y. DGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. & }2 A! i6 W( g D8 Y; {
], V/ U! S2 n" S% ~* h. p' TTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 3 O! V* v& H6 e. Y1 u: w; k9 W
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
: l. R7 v# y7 L, hTeacher: What are you talking about? 2 J/ }& _) B! N* Q
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. * [* u* A( v* R+ X* ~9 C0 M- v% H
0 W9 |1 ^9 c Z2 _: o* STeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 0 N7 @) ]7 c0 s1 _, n) L/ F
Winnie: Me! # [$ N5 t) E4 C( g. a% p' P
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 9 n+ ~4 f: W3 e/ {
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
7 }) m+ M9 s# D9 @- k/ o) O) m$ EMillie: I is... 4 O- m; C6 C; k9 F' `3 S
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
7 X2 i H( I+ n! f% {% j2 YMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." - \$ M. G, s% z) H2 _
* f. A" m6 o3 S, }0 a- S, p" gTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
- c Y9 h* c4 k& t ^) KLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
2 ~$ b) X: x, Y' B% x) K, bSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
7 m8 d1 }+ p0 RClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 3 A9 m4 c! v, k
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? u) H, K; k" P& p' `4 i& G
Harold: A teacher
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