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' l8 s) l; d3 d* d/ m' X+ c/ [Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
9 Z- f7 R, Z0 ~" qMaria: Here it is. ! V0 ?8 o% S, {8 q6 u3 f
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
' Z! E$ B ^: SClass: Maria. ) k6 V$ a3 B; }- p7 O' Y( `- J
3 N& U1 L6 L9 K* O# s8 TTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? . R( ~# B B5 k1 I8 B& A
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" % w% q: A4 f. v! c; a3 k
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" * t2 q I% A, O: _+ |
Teacher: No, that's wrong 4 q8 T3 _( V- H5 O& ]; ^3 |
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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2 v1 {2 I/ Q* `: oTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 5 c q4 ^" a4 m3 W9 \3 q
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
# l2 a! t$ y2 U7 @Teacher: What are you talking about? 7 d1 d! {- o' ]) {
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
) x- }! T p2 A. p9 V, Q2 Q- RWinnie: Me!
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a* i. H4 a% q3 p1 m2 K- dTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
/ v; c! [# Y, b1 L' M% Y( Z3 mGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ]1 `5 H5 Z$ b
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 9 k% F( s. C9 C. S" B7 w' q' A: a
Millie: I is...
1 O- w: y; U8 U/ a# r) ]Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." ! T" T/ H* `( r
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." & r( Z. X$ F' v' `: k# [4 B( W& r
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? + ]. p8 w1 h5 x$ w" s* M1 Z4 }' ]# |
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. * @/ [8 j5 @ M2 e/ W H! k
Y7 q: n) x0 E4 G9 PTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? ; G- G$ y" F; k: @
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ; U s" o7 p: {6 J3 f
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
5 B9 t3 ?. a. N7 ~6 V8 T3 F, T, lClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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* T |' c9 e x1 rTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? , Z' [ @; s7 I3 ^
Harold: A teacher 5 Z& |4 o2 X( [3 Z
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