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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 6 E. ?6 [0 K$ z+ W D; {
Maria: Here it is.
- w0 f" f6 O6 r" G% F. ~6 Q7 h/ tTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 7 [) ^( D. f2 c7 p+ {9 [4 a
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 6 g0 T7 K/ Q$ ] O+ P( H
John: You told me to do it without using tables. 9 K4 _8 j! T8 S+ `3 m
, a# G1 H. ]8 `4 w9 q% ^Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 6 M/ N( ~$ y* P, c
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
4 H$ f& k$ a2 ?" b% tTeacher: No, that's wrong . M3 m" U3 `% D8 D
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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0 ]3 a) n$ _% f; g5 Z) aTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
/ \& `+ x! C3 W: U$ X. o- sDonald: H I J K L M N O. . C- E; Z1 }! u, ~: O7 `0 }. s
Teacher: What are you talking about?
0 A* s, e9 _; _% i& qDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. , [' f& O1 k# e0 p( N" B; C
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. . K H% T( q. |5 S5 t, v( _) p
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? ) C: x0 h' C) w, ]2 s7 v
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. " }" F h1 K- A' O$ {/ ]' m+ L
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." / v* r' Q9 a) \% n
Millie: I is... & V" D* Z4 I$ D# E" v
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
. C& s* e. y2 `6 HMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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1 x9 X) L0 T$ [3 W% L2 [$ FTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
% ^8 I- b; ~* x2 z& r* tLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? * Y: K2 c! ~$ r0 R
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
7 f+ |' B: O) c* R1 C% i* H% aClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 1 ], C: T; Z W" K! Y& Q
& y! @8 S+ U& W+ K; F) VTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 5 x0 R" G) D# x& f
Harold: A teacher ) s: Q* k9 l) B& f: b
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