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4 X4 r( i. [2 o) c0 K& zTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. " d2 F! n8 g3 _, q' o
Maria: Here it is. 0 S, `4 M) f( P v4 @5 i; l, Q/ A: R
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 8 U! k# ?2 G6 w5 d M! Y9 I% z4 M
Class: Maria. ! B- {8 f) [! n7 p& U6 d/ o
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
& C# ?5 ?( s0 v" M2 HJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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/ V+ }# A& f& `. O3 i, r8 E) }/ ]Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" & \; Q4 `& z: y' |, L c$ d
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
: k6 ~8 B5 }5 B4 ^6 T, o# t" |Teacher: No, that's wrong 0 ? A/ h# d6 ~: R2 w
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 6 Y# D% L, S( b$ {: w l0 ^
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
; M- c' G) }- N( s, D* CTeacher: What are you talking about? * O ?5 Q; e- I$ [, R% K$ e6 ], a
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 8 v; j6 W# l# B% {/ L
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
, F9 o) K4 ?, b/ E7 mWinnie: Me! : Y- [( W8 O1 C* ] }0 c6 v' |
& l! S& _1 w; J/ ?+ y; }+ JTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
4 M. c/ G% B" ?3 J, [+ l2 PGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 8 G, q: l3 n4 Y: I9 @
2 D, L, o4 h+ C; b# c& iTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." ( _ ]" { H& {: q
Millie: I is... 7 W: w8 h. @9 P% C5 A% f
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." ; P% m# |2 D M. m
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." ' B1 O/ u8 d0 b: ~( ?" @
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? ( [0 s# B+ A2 g
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. " r1 X% M+ J. m$ d. q8 X2 c% g
4 }) g/ H+ g: A$ [. C- U% qTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
) e0 l ]) a3 @4 T1 l* {& RSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
]$ Q* |6 k/ U" Z! gClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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4 |9 i- W$ \2 T- nTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 7 b2 t5 q5 {; x5 Q2 z
Harold: A teacher & B1 a8 K5 G7 v5 u( Z! b
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