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( i- n, t8 d/ b& h: a* v4 ?# T' iTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
2 F$ @1 e* G7 `) X, H1 VMaria: Here it is.
% p; p# j/ C1 _3 I' M5 O3 lTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? ( K- ^! n% o# y7 T
Class: Maria.
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1 B: W' H, s) w" l: e' C+ f- KTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 3 U) ~7 l& ?! J1 F+ z' w
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
, e. k& x0 N: ]" j6 N0 p$ _Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
6 V. m# U" b G" @2 u, |. o* D* ZTeacher: No, that's wrong
- t: P, C" l6 i7 dGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
6 a) ^6 i* k3 `9 qDonald: H I J K L M N O. 4 q, _3 f* x, y2 n' [; N3 e
Teacher: What are you talking about? ; c9 Y* P% U' b2 c) A7 x: R
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. " c0 X6 r% B+ |+ ]5 V
# R" c& d# ]8 |9 Z: Y* [3 t/ a% pTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 2 q6 q$ }+ q" b2 w4 D/ v4 F7 J! W
Winnie: Me! 0 m7 z* p+ z% ~8 j3 x
5 }" e! G' T K2 N0 S$ U, ETeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
" q/ E$ V% h7 x3 J4 gGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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/ Q* U; S, m$ X! E+ ETeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
7 ]' ]. W2 [1 I# a0 f6 Z0 c" C9 t XMillie: I is...
4 ~: v5 p4 x6 Z2 }( o- I2 ^( ^Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
2 }% D$ l9 j- i5 Y- {: Z' sMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 3 Y) i4 G7 q2 a" _+ S
2 S# N Q* Z! W6 ^Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
/ H8 y6 x1 k: FLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. % i1 j r' y8 o5 k
, J: m7 u* p2 }& `Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 1 V0 ]& p6 I$ Z y
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. , Z1 S8 d- W" K, k* f4 @7 i
5 i' i6 l5 p7 W8 j) JTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? + _) P) I, ]% a! {+ _
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 4 G$ }& b7 z3 v9 Z
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
0 Y; t- L& j4 `9 M0 A* s/ R; kHarold: A teacher 1 N! E3 R& Y# J( m
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