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" D% N- \3 `4 w" Z) N/ VTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. $ V/ j* k4 e. l, {
Maria: Here it is.
( w* W; v. D0 E) h, J7 q2 lTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
! I+ e6 `8 O bClass: Maria. * D9 b* u n! c1 N' C* M% P( O% U
6 M7 f8 E8 C" C+ JTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
( Y' }/ `6 E0 H4 G6 nJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. # E7 U9 T! |! v ^
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 0 @( U* ]- p/ I1 L7 \4 e
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
5 I, @! A! @$ p( uTeacher: No, that's wrong
; A) k: s n* i+ K" e5 rGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 1 P0 |' S0 E- a8 @9 C
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
0 k; C9 l4 R, o3 t0 m, y; FDonald: H I J K L M N O.
4 |/ I' \* \" I$ g2 b3 r3 W( FTeacher: What are you talking about?
0 G0 Y; K6 D* DDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 0 p+ s% m" F* Q) I3 `8 a6 X3 C" L
+ f4 G: ^6 d7 x4 D. V+ I/ _/ wTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
7 G/ B, {/ y5 g( K. w9 g b% ]' S yWinnie: Me!
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) F7 C: t2 F( ?Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
6 x; x1 ]( F8 H6 r# eGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. - ]6 T" e; X& ^1 ^
) X9 b4 |$ {8 A8 {& G/ sTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." ' s. K; `8 h4 T& e( l/ v1 j
Millie: I is...
9 ~9 y; F8 ~1 S: v$ _% g, ATeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
' O* v3 U! P+ S3 Q* N6 f& H' SMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." $ Y" u+ u( u- Z8 ]
' O/ N& q# G2 v0 e) f" lTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 7 w& S( ], ?, v0 G0 ~
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. ' M* {' d3 y& n" P8 r% T& v
2 N7 G& ~! q2 A# h8 t" C& `, tTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
f! j+ L- f5 J$ S5 A& X' vSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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( X7 \+ ^3 [+ yTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
. Y# l" e+ V+ H3 h9 r$ K* B+ `Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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, }2 V( R C' z# @4 O. OTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? $ C" g- E3 Q8 Z5 {: J
Harold: A teacher
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