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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 5 _/ l3 M) o! |. \3 b2 Y H: T6 z
Maria: Here it is. & f8 L: R# Y) L
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? ( w7 u: k" \9 Z8 K/ }; x" x
Class: Maria. ; u7 b. ]6 t/ v) V( w
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
0 p, t# H7 A, \5 R. v1 kJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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- `) G2 p7 y" q) J" H" pTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
. J6 W4 \3 y1 \! M) j/ d8 D' TGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
% S, D4 C* w! w: s/ m8 sTeacher: No, that's wrong ; \! G0 k3 d3 P+ {! d$ v' Y' w
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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% ~3 \/ r) ~( S. \: j5 s1 Q/ sTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
[( M: E' _0 g/ D: ?* U2 f7 |Donald: H I J K L M N O. & q) F1 m$ @2 ]5 g6 Q
Teacher: What are you talking about?
* {- m6 l$ D* m; EDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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4 g0 S% {5 m# W8 s# }3 ~Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. & ~( |& c4 n* _" A0 k; _7 U( t
Winnie: Me!
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/ p X0 Q) l2 E s# j; N' rTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? , w& \& p: ` s! ?* U
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
+ q1 g' ?0 O' kMillie: I is...
0 \4 `1 e0 N1 [$ b7 Q% j7 RTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
; t% w: k6 c5 a7 G# n- sMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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4 P6 h# Y5 v+ o; y5 n4 c* g# ~5 j/ nTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? % V& s" i6 N( G- u) _. d* m6 i
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 4 a! Y9 O. h1 B7 Q
+ \8 V* i' f" r6 M! OTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? ( x2 y, z+ @* x9 Y1 n; N, g
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. , o+ V' R' O+ I" T$ U P
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
: X2 ?3 w2 U5 N$ d0 bClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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) ?$ k: Z. N' [% a6 ETeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 6 d" t; q* H' S4 ^. u# c. y& U- N
Harold: A teacher : K/ k/ L+ s2 Q4 v& s, |* w/ @
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