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/ }! C4 A7 r; w( @7 ? k" e; a/ z$ bTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. # t i1 Q8 z: O3 u$ x3 s# t- K8 N: z
Maria: Here it is. ) Z W7 @1 d8 k6 R+ p
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 7 d' L; d# A" {3 t
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
+ S# J+ n2 M2 w6 IJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" + Q7 \! Y2 L ~9 w( G, P
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
# p6 S: T( f4 N6 J m* |Teacher: No, that's wrong 7 B! V5 z+ K9 [( v
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. + G3 s3 U( H* y3 F9 U# D
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
8 U& U+ Z; f) z; oDonald: H I J K L M N O. 4 }+ c* L7 ?- ~6 Y; V5 B5 K
Teacher: What are you talking about? * f) {0 e6 N- d$ _7 L. L* r9 l7 q
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. b- e* a3 ^4 S$ _
Winnie: Me! . K, x" Z, O; g9 Z( c# @5 N. s
+ j. @: ?7 I, P. D( d- l. @Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
- l+ w/ s7 Y$ U# n; @Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
4 D6 r1 K1 Q/ N/ \& a1 }3 dMillie: I is...
& E8 S [2 _) `* a( y6 H+ Q, @4 YTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." * O' W1 H. U. H2 R+ d
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." * d; E8 w: a0 G4 y1 u& x
7 B! @1 Z0 `8 ~+ H9 M0 k. V6 p; bTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
4 T1 B* I6 j7 @7 s' ^3 gLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? $ y" v* ~+ o+ w0 s$ M
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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- d4 ^& k+ n5 C9 z, CTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? , ]( D" o; c* w
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. h; l! J4 q7 e/ b* {
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? . H7 F# U& k+ R6 z* o
Harold: A teacher
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