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3 S3 R# G. M2 J U3 iTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. : Z" C- F3 ]3 }3 I) s
Maria: Here it is.
5 g+ {( f, @( G2 R( ^% b2 X- ~Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 6 n3 M2 g) y, \2 b. {
Class: Maria.
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; a" V0 C9 Z# E& B! {5 ]8 @Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 7 i$ n% X, d+ b1 A$ Z% x; q# q
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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. o+ ?& I( H& t7 DTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
$ G+ z4 Z+ n# l& O' B9 ^7 QGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
7 Z2 ^5 y! Q1 U B* O J: ?: ^Teacher: No, that's wrong
; |' t$ ~* D. H2 E% ]* z k4 eGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
0 e+ j2 M7 |5 S1 F) \7 ADonald: H I J K L M N O. % y8 @" P0 ]+ L% K9 \" K3 [
Teacher: What are you talking about?
5 N# y! u$ R! B' d. u+ FDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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: u. F/ p- `: B- U) TTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
& G4 `# {8 m! R! y% ~Winnie: Me! ) F: I4 |3 }7 \
4 u* [4 O! \$ m k; t! PTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
+ C7 ]- |3 v' B* u8 `1 w. z9 NGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 6 v- _$ }% }# I0 L" W* ]. u
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." ( _, u/ ?* _. F, m& s
Millie: I is... 1 D6 Q$ `/ ^1 h& H& _- n
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 0 K9 p. G! @+ r+ B( q p; u. m
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
. Z" M$ O" v5 o2 ULouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. + w( Q) m* `3 d' _4 _. i# |/ j
- N% H* M" c2 N G0 sTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
; `7 w L- k( o! pSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. # Y+ g6 H5 |1 }, Y( B
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
% e6 p+ H0 z: a1 o/ [2 J% DClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 4 ?4 ^* F3 r" Y! a5 w. H+ q8 d
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 5 `3 [' M: ^ ]& q
Harold: A teacher
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