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) V$ c* N0 k* V. P8 V* o4 y' @% n8 WTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
( k% b. g8 y# bMaria: Here it is.
# h/ n( {9 o$ _2 z$ t) v9 zTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 0 i* o( o( m; o3 s) x4 U
Class: Maria. 5 l5 }6 v$ e3 H- D0 G2 g* H: H
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
6 N: @- H% n4 v: {9 E4 d9 n7 @John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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$ P$ F. a' b7 q1 H% ^0 O5 PTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
2 J+ d7 F& ~8 yGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
" V( B" y0 v3 G3 e+ yTeacher: No, that's wrong
: f3 @9 \& ?3 VGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. / s! o% Q1 r4 q. f5 y
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? + R3 O% Y5 T7 Y6 \3 q
Donald: H I J K L M N O. ' ~* i7 p) t1 R' f; T: s
Teacher: What are you talking about?
& o; R2 ?, j& \! e4 `/ ^. Z) kDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. ! I9 K4 X- H4 ?+ }
' f+ H/ a) `- ]+ ~ n: j# v$ A" [Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. , v1 k- g2 \) M7 r3 z
Winnie: Me! 4 n" ~/ J3 H8 |2 ^
3 {% J: N3 {( q* f) u% l, f% o) uTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
: _3 z5 v5 D/ J7 {' V+ g. V; Z4 T& YGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." . ^ Y+ K* O( H( e7 _; e: H7 k3 C
Millie: I is...
& o& e7 G: j3 Z. u; CTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." ) C }4 X _7 H: i2 [8 w( ]+ ]
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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4 D7 M1 K5 Q& iTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 6 R+ R6 C _8 A- Y
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
! h. x3 Z( ~, Y# N) B" H" iSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. $ j4 U- w6 v6 {7 G3 i
! e5 m1 q6 I5 B# Y9 lTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
4 _ g! U) T: Y B/ j3 q% NClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. . u8 R# Y) @# ^
: e. v+ D3 Z! sTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
1 v+ f$ U$ F* L% z! xHarold: A teacher
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