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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. ) C% L y" g6 j3 ` ]2 S5 t
Maria: Here it is. 8 s0 `5 u+ C: |5 d2 j2 ^2 C$ r
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? / c& w/ O: U) _/ v. g) {
Class: Maria.
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$ m& V1 z& a* C. P/ wTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
u( s8 U$ Y V8 O% t3 z4 cJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 4 h$ C8 d7 I" ?- }& a& Z: K, Y
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
! C) c! H, y- r3 ^- J3 m" jTeacher: No, that's wrong ) V) I J0 i2 Z6 Y9 V& v% L
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 4 Z8 ~) a4 ]0 n8 n. q! L
Donald: H I J K L M N O. ! O- ]5 v! V9 P9 I, D
Teacher: What are you talking about? : _' g9 M$ e6 n* L
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. # _. `4 P& I ]" t7 D" t+ s
{# }3 z9 a* m- S: }Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. * X7 N4 P7 r! d* i
Winnie: Me!
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5 @, ^) Y1 t- A. e+ d- hTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? , r& E6 r5 E, p7 C
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 4 E$ Z+ R' ]% F$ X+ X% `3 F. ?
Millie: I is...
$ @/ v! t2 A0 e ~# @0 b$ dTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
+ c0 z9 {3 o* k0 r! Y3 v7 \/ VMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." , x1 |% S+ o: G4 G
G% b x4 J/ d6 l2 ~9 ~ Y+ bTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
# {( i8 b. |7 G* {4 w ?0 b% ALouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. # T. ~7 Q; h' u$ y5 D- t5 n2 Y
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? * u, m/ \3 y. s8 s' z
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 0 \+ r5 V! y g: O5 [0 t
2 ]% V, B, g& N/ h9 j/ ~0 lTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
. N) g' b- S* G* zClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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5 m; A2 c3 d& TTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? # z7 k1 j( q( m) W( x' A
Harold: A teacher . M9 f$ `& x# i! h4 |8 b
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