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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
6 V& k; O8 F& I$ U4 l7 d, EMaria: Here it is.
2 f- Q1 ?) ~2 j) }4 ?6 Q# eTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? ) H/ v* a3 U& S& K
Class: Maria. " i/ M* W6 f2 Q# r7 M' h4 V! I
1 c, Q# M& W2 Y/ S5 `$ ?* D- oTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? % N" h& T* c: I+ a
John: You told me to do it without using tables. : t( b" E' v+ D$ v
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" , X* z" [/ }3 ^ T: Z1 S
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 0 N, |1 V8 {- s9 I
Teacher: No, that's wrong ]' n0 U$ R, F" c4 h) J- D9 L
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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9 K2 l5 J3 g% l' T7 z. \5 aTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
/ z3 M7 Z6 F+ Q4 N+ F& y: l" b* |- FDonald: H I J K L M N O. $ A' |1 @( ]" h1 B f6 Y3 w
Teacher: What are you talking about? ) {1 {: }6 J: u* |4 B& O
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 0 n- B! t0 c! U( v7 [0 i% H! n
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. g& P& Y5 r0 R( _7 a* x
Winnie: Me!
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3 I, c* M% i" n$ O5 \9 yTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
& @" |" }, P2 c& a; P1 Z7 iGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." , d/ g1 R. U# ]" _7 N* o" i
Millie: I is... 0 e9 P# v, T$ G8 }3 i
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
3 Z- J- d5 ?" L! ]+ [Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." % D; d# X- [* k3 d. U( m$ I/ w
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
& h5 v; h8 q6 p" b) Q+ u) ^. L0 N0 }Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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) H9 J3 e; L+ \1 y* e0 ^Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? / u" R- ~- e6 l! F: I# o6 @- x
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 7 ^$ c. p! y9 L# P: Q0 x) v
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
, u, K9 D5 I7 |% IHarold: A teacher : A k) G# U1 K5 m- J
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