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Kids are Quick

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发表于 2008-3-7 20:50 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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( K/ R0 W& v: @% cTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 1 C# p& E( I2 G
Maria: Here it is.
$ D' K4 `: F# E+ DTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 3 l; `. W/ g2 B& ^3 L9 X0 |- z! Y9 V
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
3 ^5 b1 {9 B. r4 I% HJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. 2 c( a& G- T6 |! l
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" * p# R5 z' U4 i' h+ W! Y, `
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 1 f& Y7 J: [- R2 q$ r; C
Teacher: No, that's wrong " {9 \- c$ E- N1 o8 C
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
2 n$ D4 i3 Q. V/ A. n6 aDonald: H I J K L M N O.   W# R8 D) q( v' T9 r/ X) }8 O
Teacher: What are you talking about?
: X- \5 R3 s' eDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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% j! i( `5 d, C1 q* k' s* ATeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
1 K5 {1 \, M& |3 g& d) f" QWinnie: Me! 5 ~0 U1 {, u9 H' b6 w5 h- T
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
% V3 ]: l, I4 q% Q5 RGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. + S  T' |" @. U; c
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
7 Z( W9 z1 q. t% A  a  nMillie: I is...
, S7 E  a: h7 M5 `' {5 M) KTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." + \: q6 K2 l! X  Z7 w& l# q
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
1 F' i' W" _- l& [. q! qLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
  i0 s& k9 b  ISimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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3 p& g4 V! K4 I" M1 `/ H. lTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
5 e6 d/ _: j/ k1 z; NClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
/ g  Z* F& u& i1 m, V* VHarold: A teacher
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发表于 2008-3-8 07:59 | 显示全部楼层
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8 |$ E$ z) s5 Z' GThe last one is GREAT!
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发表于 2008-3-8 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
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