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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
# s& `9 ~2 o' q+ d, Z! `Maria: Here it is.
7 I% `) H& z/ T' C' d6 DTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
% L- f* u; y2 v2 s, aClass: Maria. 0 ^' H0 f8 `3 C' D8 k
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? & I/ m6 L! T+ z! _
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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' Z% }4 c& g2 Z# M7 A4 BTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" ) o7 t( T7 m5 r+ Z
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
/ j# y7 t! C. O& ~% m0 w3 yTeacher: No, that's wrong
6 c- c* b2 K( c8 x( A7 M9 G" ZGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
$ `: w5 i( ^+ Z: ?& kDonald: H I J K L M N O.
7 D1 _$ k3 G4 ] H. D. d ATeacher: What are you talking about? # x' k) o- f, l
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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1 B- T) v& \& N) i* K4 J; M9 pTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 7 M$ L k; S+ P& v
Winnie: Me!
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' r7 @: `# m0 M' X& W* F6 c* PTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? * K" G- b' g$ l1 B4 \3 F" l2 G# c
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 4 E- B7 t- {! l! ]
2 c$ {3 I! G' L& \ B! v& iTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." + g* }3 }% F5 t+ f& I7 n
Millie: I is...
2 C5 M( {3 k6 z( \9 fTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
4 A; R( K s8 `& u+ k/ B3 hMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
% G. h3 D' f0 }) ^# CLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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E4 z. Y" Q2 E! W9 w, wTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? ( ]2 K3 y: i8 e! O* @
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ! R( L4 N% V6 R
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 7 x+ P+ k `* \; G6 g1 b4 }
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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4 y% J, \! W( `3 S8 L: Q! MTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
. q& H7 i% i' L( H8 T0 g; eHarold: A teacher 3 H1 j' s/ `8 p% q) C# Z' A% G# I. Z
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