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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 1 B# w7 X. \" O/ u e) s
Maria: Here it is.
/ g0 x/ Z9 u' I/ X% lTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? ( W" \6 y j2 ?! U. o. B
Class: Maria.
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/ h" k8 w5 v3 B2 P( J+ {6 k9 mTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ) j/ J, O G: m) {; I9 _7 e
John: You told me to do it without using tables. ?- j3 x q7 u7 C
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" ! [; b6 e3 c% M4 X; U7 j# q
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
1 W. t/ h& t3 w' }Teacher: No, that's wrong
8 h3 |& u( F% c/ r1 _' B5 D# \" fGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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6 F' L: J- y5 M/ zTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
, y; g" n! b0 s8 `) X6 ]4 _Donald: H I J K L M N O.
' k l4 R4 c7 e4 MTeacher: What are you talking about?
9 s0 ^, ~( c. R: n5 DDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 6 o) w& z: b. \5 ^( V! ^1 v; I
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
0 x7 a! w6 F* x6 ^Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
0 {) u( j% |- DMillie: I is...
5 J, O' E8 f- Y+ f' XTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 2 z4 Q; i( [1 p- u- e; c5 l
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 7 [/ A, P1 j+ G/ g
`6 B: @8 J e4 {' M- P- `Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 7 [: y/ H, m+ O, X
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. $ e' C z7 z% G' R7 N
7 |+ {7 C7 F) p; gTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
; _2 l0 E. ]. J; Y/ J+ S( @Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 7 m5 }4 O8 \7 ?4 M$ C4 x% u
3 _4 D0 ]7 e& }7 a7 d: `' ]! g: KTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 5 P p& Q/ X( E
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. ! [$ N: ]* ?4 f
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
- h8 i- J# N2 |* ~' n9 \9 SHarold: A teacher & I1 L& h# I6 i: J* _/ U! r% c
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