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( ^0 q4 w; Z+ m4 bTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
: z! m3 h9 ^9 K2 @8 \7 }Maria: Here it is.
' A6 [$ ]1 I: \+ Z7 g/ L6 VTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? . A, q9 C6 `9 H0 S7 d
Class: Maria. 0 o" N8 v& p& ?% d: y; L' P
8 ?2 _% U3 j/ u1 |Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
, y+ a2 k2 L- Q6 u e" l$ k- mJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. + O1 W1 S* p/ ?7 G" g. W, H
" y6 Q* }9 w# p) G3 wTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" $ v* ^4 m; M& \, o
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
' R- U1 f' G- y$ T" vTeacher: No, that's wrong
2 _- T1 y) q8 ]* [6 lGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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; O& w. s4 ] l* c; N9 wTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
9 R5 D$ I8 x+ O9 [' ^; XDonald: H I J K L M N O.
* w# n" k8 j1 q4 e# o5 ~, oTeacher: What are you talking about? ) _& {% \4 R8 j3 ]8 y. N1 E) l
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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c5 {4 F2 o- Z5 ]! X" b- k* DTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 9 d$ [) r' A: x
Winnie: Me! 4 f* G. d- i O, h
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
$ @7 Q& R3 c/ l, A9 G, BGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. N; r, _4 S5 g+ P3 @
+ P1 A3 I2 g% o: w9 ?8 ^/ _Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 2 X V7 e0 W7 I6 d* h: ^& b
Millie: I is... 2 J0 k6 K( f7 \& e }3 o- Q
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." ! b1 D% e- T: K3 C2 O
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 3 a& A$ z. y/ @, t W6 G. i/ \; C
1 H1 b; u- l/ j. Z% s8 R9 Y6 dTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
R6 Q, Y! L# J( a# Z9 M7 A& K8 GLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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( s' t" \7 F8 c7 s1 qTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 9 y I y, l9 @9 a9 q
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. , E1 [2 y% R- W- m" W8 l, E& A
$ I# M) v: p$ rTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 0 r7 t7 @, O2 n c+ P
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? ( M. ]! _/ ]2 u( k( O1 B
Harold: A teacher v$ d$ P3 e& a
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