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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
9 V2 s' h; T" j1 PMaria: Here it is. - s- Q* a! e2 d+ k' A
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
. i( ~7 N l+ k- dClass: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ' n: K/ D, O4 \" |* d4 G/ R4 ^
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
2 b* r% s0 q: w* y$ d, w2 oGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" + t& B) Q5 y3 z2 M" P
Teacher: No, that's wrong
- K! h) z! M5 h4 H4 E) z3 Z/ N. }Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? + w1 I' {9 o+ F3 Q E1 }# A. @3 _
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
5 J- C2 h S: BTeacher: What are you talking about? 7 ^6 S, L- S2 ]
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. # N8 _ I, B3 R* o2 P3 Z
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. / Y ]) h7 m# G& A
Winnie: Me! 9 ?4 { o4 R* n T5 U6 Y8 {
k8 {1 B0 d* N1 `Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
, k0 n" U0 t$ F. pGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. & Z/ u' |8 c5 |: A" C0 R( X4 E9 @, `
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
8 z7 q3 x8 y( |2 b _- g) {Millie: I is...
# W7 w \6 G8 E9 RTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
2 T) A8 ~7 I. XMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 5 s# Z% ^7 Q& Y6 c0 Y, j$ W1 I
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
. i1 w5 y* q) t% J" M4 XLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. % r# `" {2 R2 M0 c
7 h( ?" k6 a C! Q: E4 gTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? ' v4 Q: D1 c& `. Y& b: z5 `
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
2 ]6 f" t5 q5 O4 D+ \2 v, q) QClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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7 m" Q. l1 _9 {; V0 p5 a' Q2 rTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
1 E6 Z2 v& Y$ l5 c+ D; t1 lHarold: A teacher
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