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+ `2 N( O/ E4 ?. {6 o1 b; WTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. + |& l, Y6 Y# K$ t+ K& E
Maria: Here it is. . Y. @( {0 F4 v! K
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
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: I2 s- [9 w5 n( E2 ?4 x0 u7 ATeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
, A- Q* @- ^4 UJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. ; Z/ D. U2 T' C9 u1 q9 C
, k+ o7 a3 q+ w1 Q8 bTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 2 u- u. D& p+ G% x. y
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" , u5 T/ l5 e" g7 K' `1 z
Teacher: No, that's wrong
8 O% i" t1 s- U G' A* \. ~4 ?Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. : m9 T) D# n8 j0 P3 K7 @1 D/ `
# U& }' r- F" I W1 kTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
2 T9 _3 y3 ^$ N, J* r0 TDonald: H I J K L M N O.
, E, O! u: {; b4 hTeacher: What are you talking about?
8 ?% Q x% x. Q8 _Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. ! h) c% o( x: {0 C0 }! y, @+ O) q9 E
[: K5 r/ A6 PTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. " ~2 U% u6 X4 o8 C4 P
Winnie: Me!
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/ t& c+ y! A# b# D9 NTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 1 u# q5 F/ B; p7 t) j
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 6 j1 c! w0 \1 v4 T9 k* P
Millie: I is... ( e* l8 j" ?4 Y/ r# K
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." ' D' l7 a* m0 S; ?' E7 L- R
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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* E" k# j! e3 ?Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
4 g6 M. r8 p1 W- zLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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7 `. u3 f' R7 a$ F# C, q6 m3 k# UTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 7 J( U: q) F' x; i- q" B. b* c! j
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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5 z7 k6 N" ^6 d! y; H6 x: _, lTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 2 c0 I+ b. n) D& i. k( F
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. - ?( j$ K' g3 `5 G' v+ s# D7 L
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
9 w$ ]; d4 ?! ]: ^Harold: A teacher ) V& k* G. Q8 G( p
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