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, z* q4 L& e, I4 b$ y! eTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
. r! Z. R( V EMaria: Here it is. ; M& ~0 w# Q) \1 _. W# k( d8 o
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 1 _; J# _, @) e4 a; u ~% s2 \
Class: Maria.
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) t% B7 n6 d3 c% H8 f! ^Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 2 T8 [/ n) M# }& [
John: You told me to do it without using tables. 5 J, |3 w3 B2 t$ H( e! o
' p2 P% u) ^ b, tTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
8 v0 v7 X1 g7 A% i- m! L- QGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
8 u$ p8 m& {: a8 wTeacher: No, that's wrong
3 Z; s" m4 s2 W0 B u. H. }2 N5 QGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. # e) O: _/ h2 F! q8 V; C
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? & D% V7 l6 c( G, \( F
Donald: H I J K L M N O. # O, v1 q; F4 P7 {* \& o8 u/ K7 ?
Teacher: What are you talking about?
$ c2 K- k3 D7 |$ HDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
0 |2 P" m4 D. S3 Q ^# |Winnie: Me!
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" N y" N7 T% F: A$ F HTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? ! ~: u# {& b: r K+ E* |2 H
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. / l# w) B) J) H9 q
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
1 n! o* R) h: a4 H2 V+ z. p7 ZMillie: I is... 7 K7 t# W: g9 O' }1 j0 K
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
/ _' T2 F! c; I! i+ M$ XMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." - D7 r* C8 s2 R, q
( K: q: u5 N% u' i2 FTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? : E$ c4 R6 y" ~
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. ( B# g: V- C( ^& j7 T
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? + }! w3 E1 I' y- ~' O
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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# t, P0 V) d2 L" u9 F3 RTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
) L* t# j- C+ R- }6 y3 n: tClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? * I3 M: L6 I6 F. @: n! d$ N V7 G4 B
Harold: A teacher
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