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3 @- W; `( w. N- b2 j$ m9 V( T' WTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
' c1 V5 G" ]: }2 X7 A: z& BMaria: Here it is.
$ T5 k! g0 ~6 [! z. {Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? . z% b- @! `6 D9 K" g
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? + X( d( y3 B* ^1 M$ H
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
+ m1 r/ q+ m4 cGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 1 c' {& C2 l& T0 q) T0 m
Teacher: No, that's wrong
) g; S! g4 a) wGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. H9 k. A: J8 @2 l/ c# a, Z6 b
3 N/ v7 A. I9 HTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
1 d+ w9 ^) l9 mDonald: H I J K L M N O.
$ s6 \/ S. {- c/ KTeacher: What are you talking about?
5 l0 ]" l' J+ I4 y0 M6 QDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 6 O+ A/ G8 e- S5 t4 d* v# c5 P# i) T
2 V' ~ Q, M' r7 uTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. - T' o& p3 @1 r
Winnie: Me! % q5 _% F. t r# O% i
8 n8 z3 A8 k; }9 p" q2 QTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? $ b* s- D( d. D+ J1 `
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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q. ~0 p1 w+ f' {& [& zTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
$ }, v$ {5 G! W, h1 Q0 zMillie: I is...
0 P) i8 J$ D, P' a2 aTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 1 w" q7 F% Q2 [. ?5 o4 C" h
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." " K; y# J& \$ n( T( \$ D
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
# H7 `* k7 p# R* w# N& tLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. $ X) Z! e; H) |$ m7 ~+ v
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
, y# o: P5 w3 F9 O' k |Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 0 K5 P- Z8 F% o
' F; i: S( {* yTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
2 {2 Q/ A7 ]* E' ?+ L: XClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. " U( [& i+ U1 A+ v
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? - ]: u, q! c; L! f5 h5 b
Harold: A teacher . K0 J; j* M v s% `- Q8 f9 O. d
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