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Kids are Quick

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发表于 2008-3-7 20:50 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids are Quick
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  M7 Z( D2 Y( o' UTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. ' l! g% T( L2 P! R' `% X
Maria: Here it is. ( e' q1 x& {  m- X
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
- c; }& Q5 X, ~$ M) D( _# OClass: Maria. ( [( x) u7 c1 k4 \% a
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? , E3 j: d/ H" }3 M  R4 |9 ~
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
# p6 B% @. _% J! iGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
* c& {$ }1 R( T7 D, d# @Teacher: No, that's wrong
+ f+ p4 |+ j& }4 TGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
" E' S6 c: V: \. j" s+ x4 qDonald: H I J K L M N O. * x6 k9 U' X, ~5 `. j" z# Z
Teacher: What are you talking about?
) C2 T  `' V' j" {# N' KDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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9 U1 d' T( J9 [$ a2 eTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
2 P; Z, \9 A1 [Winnie: Me!
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2 n9 _% n4 ?9 x5 L1 W, qTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
% a* v6 C9 o4 J) oGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. - h, r8 _$ ]  f6 y

4 @/ r7 @# m8 S' Q" d4 WTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
2 h! g& W, H3 FMillie: I is...
, c1 w7 p7 J& ?" e6 ATeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." ! R% p1 f. U3 J9 c1 U
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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- E7 c" ?$ R, \Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? % H* V, m" R6 U0 ~( q$ f& k
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 4 f0 C4 ~* T3 Y

, B' ^" H" _! ]1 hTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 2 |2 k2 f' o1 [( l0 A- m5 V+ ^+ \0 M
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
- g* A! \2 d: p3 i1 AClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.   T. Y% M8 ~' ]/ ~$ |
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 6 ^: X7 w% X0 I
Harold: A teacher
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发表于 2008-3-8 07:59 | 显示全部楼层
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The last one is GREAT!
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发表于 2008-3-8 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
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