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6 X0 V; t, }1 i8 m# j3 ]/ ~Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. % ~1 j5 ?3 n e4 V7 j9 z
Maria: Here it is. 7 t; ], D4 g% Q
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? . ]3 ]/ @) h8 E) C; K! B
Class: Maria. 3 ^, l: h* s! a5 B" \
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 8 ?/ e3 p0 f$ b" X- a
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
8 q* F- [, n hGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
$ r- ]' g/ j' Y# E6 CTeacher: No, that's wrong
$ c1 i7 {+ j0 Y% `) c9 |Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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3 t! u* D2 K5 P! J! `Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
/ I; e4 h! r1 A1 P. H- a3 LDonald: H I J K L M N O.
' i2 H$ t- |0 {6 o* \$ mTeacher: What are you talking about? % s/ q1 U2 p2 J) A- [: W% n
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 2 _+ ^2 d/ h# B- W
+ L, Y2 t1 T/ z. \2 G7 |5 F& ~9 d( qTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. , N" n2 j8 L5 }$ j. L
Winnie: Me!
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4 O; x6 G* t) QTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
5 J& e9 p( ]4 ZGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 7 q; Z! X! D. X2 _/ m
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 5 P& R' j5 J$ u, @7 U
Millie: I is... * L% B8 q! }' x. ~
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." ' `! B4 k$ [. u
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
6 M6 z+ y" m4 j% o2 A+ gLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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9 o+ N4 _; L* A: kTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 2 u1 E5 P) E8 I" [1 a) B
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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6 d3 ?2 }7 T9 iTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
& m* N/ @9 R% u% f$ `Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 0 X- a6 J# t8 Z) `; T0 g. S
1 P6 s: p! h t1 c. lTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 1 s3 _$ r# `* {3 v5 V6 S; h
Harold: A teacher
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