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# o+ H* k$ s2 O7 C+ n/ X H$ C6 V! pTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
; G5 N/ N& e) {( x: d0 D7 z. {Maria: Here it is.
! j8 q, e0 e& x% j9 p- s2 KTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? $ n- ?6 H+ D& X7 k9 n6 {
Class: Maria.
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! ]2 x5 l7 Q X% T [Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
3 u: v$ Q1 o& t' x/ g- ?% }John: You told me to do it without using tables. # k6 B' M: m& h* w9 M
( X$ r9 Z; E& B8 h8 H) LTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" / X2 P5 r! g) |6 m- n
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
& O( D' l# X/ ^! w4 P/ }Teacher: No, that's wrong
' x( ?, V7 P1 x, g2 jGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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( F6 {+ x$ T/ e: C$ U- UTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
5 }* W1 @ G: K0 `Donald: H I J K L M N O.
4 a5 R" k/ I Z7 ]Teacher: What are you talking about?
4 p' e0 r5 t! C7 Y# QDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 9 C7 T. k* L3 X$ P0 O6 W w
9 y" K1 ^& A: O6 C+ uTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
! |! x0 X/ a( `- ~$ \; iWinnie: Me! 4 E/ j; R- A$ U
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
4 ~8 F- ?0 M, f$ mGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." " L( h/ A% |6 {1 v H! p0 }
Millie: I is... - a1 d: f$ U+ @* ?% d
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
7 {# Q4 M( L9 N, f' }Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? % l4 b/ Z1 J% v
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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5 U7 U3 ]$ ]) sTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
% B7 a3 u' X* i: a' TSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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o3 x* s+ e7 u1 v( jTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
3 w1 D( k0 b+ u5 bClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 5 ^8 N, l) W( L/ y4 O
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? ) E j/ G1 L' Y2 ~$ [- b
Harold: A teacher 8 x, \' w6 |; G4 p2 l
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