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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. % {- Z- S7 ~0 t2 a: a) J! z
Maria: Here it is. / ?; R* w6 F- \' Y2 t# H5 L
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? & R( q! h K" z' Z5 R
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" d x7 h% M) ~ c. mTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
! q/ g6 O6 v- q2 U" SJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. 1 @- Y1 X" z% ~+ K4 x
8 T8 |+ P7 {. F l4 A! Y6 `& mTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" , B$ k' Y1 s( x4 N
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
7 ~# C: E i7 S% @: DTeacher: No, that's wrong
% r- l5 {+ l# R2 GGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 9 `3 C. W3 w5 x$ l
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
7 l- s4 P* g3 ODonald: H I J K L M N O.
: c3 R, D- W0 Q3 CTeacher: What are you talking about? $ `, Z3 }/ l" W- u
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. T; i1 v' F V( d) @& ?5 f
; g# ]4 p8 Z' K% ]9 f* ITeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
+ b7 c. _( D6 V: g5 B# jWinnie: Me! 5 ~: Z( F* A5 g0 c" y3 P
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? % W0 n: z, q" N* j& Q
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 2 s8 l+ i% K: n/ b# N& S- J
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
& N, n6 [5 x! r3 ]) ]: N8 ]8 xMillie: I is...
& E4 X/ r- N$ x5 E1 p" cTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 7 A# |7 O. Y5 }. F' D5 q0 K1 P+ p3 \
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
& m8 \. p3 v) ~9 _9 |! ~0 s1 zLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
, k' c+ _0 o* T6 l7 D. N& l3 v1 jSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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& N9 r9 t! c/ @& U+ c) J% I* D2 S+ aTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
+ k) m0 F: d2 WClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
$ k% e1 _* z) M- b8 L7 CHarold: A teacher , U" L# `" `$ b! f5 q3 T
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