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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
0 P: E; X5 u' Q2 TMaria: Here it is.
2 l; K/ T8 I* E4 cTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 6 f7 W7 P8 G: O
Class: Maria.
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0 w; T8 q% |- s( w ^5 O! cTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
0 {$ x0 @; K7 l0 k5 IJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. n m& [( F7 p [! H/ O
0 a9 s3 }- @& L8 l9 zTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
) X6 Y, h+ T7 o: \ p% m+ @Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
: s# E H" d0 X9 n) ?. E- D3 STeacher: No, that's wrong ! e- r3 f2 A0 ?* {
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. / Y8 M+ P- @9 w$ U* A' }) V, d
( I, }% d& V, Q/ |- ] D8 CTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
: _* z# U( j( S1 |Donald: H I J K L M N O. 8 E) W( r, S- L. m5 |5 X8 j5 m
Teacher: What are you talking about? |' p: m5 N* Y* f2 G
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. . v! [$ M- u- ~* Y3 d
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. ( Q9 ]3 r% l- ?* L# f! H* M& Y
Winnie: Me! 7 j6 @3 R1 B8 P p
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
* k" Z$ l) O; C q# a8 Q2 ~" Q4 XGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ' y. o6 r3 V, v" J
- u% N% D4 i+ ^ b' k3 j1 OTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 1 G* T' |0 y" Y8 c
Millie: I is... . N" R/ A6 Q& ^& Y6 h. L6 ?4 O. Y
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." . h' C% G* A; r! R' e* l" d
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." . G" s6 G, T4 J/ w; m; H; V g
# S# F) p2 ?8 I) `Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
. Y" o) h. j# z- Q/ c3 @Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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9 l! m7 h) D7 |6 d& C& Z2 kTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
}7 v& B" G- {2 a, ^2 e' G. }Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 1 U6 U' Q" P% [, n0 N
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
0 B: [: R0 ~7 {* r4 kClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? ! E6 q* V4 ?/ |" }6 y
Harold: A teacher
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