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1 T7 C v3 o0 Z/ a! ^" x% u- q$ Z$ WTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. # W( z- ^4 y: g- s; H, |/ r
Maria: Here it is.
+ [+ Q6 p% g* ETeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 2 Z }6 a& }, d! P0 t N
Class: Maria. 5 s Z- w! t" y7 V* x" ]5 F; x
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? * v8 D% C/ _, `& f: L C
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 7 p3 X+ h7 W% H! D0 L' L1 @1 h* _5 M
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" - k) t, E& W4 ~9 z! |" h7 K
Teacher: No, that's wrong 5 q* @5 [0 h6 o% @
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ^# o, J- ?0 ?2 n- ~8 P1 [
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
8 w6 V! _: O- O0 d& ODonald: H I J K L M N O.
/ x8 S3 Y! ~+ d; |' k+ J0 {Teacher: What are you talking about?
" V3 T( F( w/ `, T: I/ DDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. - `. J6 z$ a% ~1 u$ P" `8 G
) o! A/ S3 _# t) H6 z9 r% |( ?- XTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 0 T7 }: A1 |; y0 I
Winnie: Me!
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8 X5 h% N2 v$ D+ i7 BTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? ! L7 l& U: @8 N' ^; d
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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$ T8 s X. }; {- KTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
9 o* F. z% f4 F- I% gMillie: I is... - Y2 j9 f7 y( w: q! ~: Q. Y8 F
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
8 a* [! W5 V1 W7 `4 SMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 0 d' \' u1 C1 s7 |" d8 _) w
5 U) z6 c& Z3 O E$ c! M6 J9 WTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 1 D: s, Y. U7 p2 X; R
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. / Y% v% c! X4 \, b0 v. n. |" D
G6 |1 ~ ~0 h! H; Z1 QTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? % E" \/ q+ P0 I2 O
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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" P4 Y- y5 l8 ]! PTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? . z* \8 S) s, s, m! i
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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1 u: ^& i$ J# O4 BTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? . l4 t+ }. x, ?0 b
Harold: A teacher
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