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3 d$ _" W) u+ t& J4 G8 ~( \Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 5 |8 k4 j3 p# t
Maria: Here it is.
1 o$ O. R" U; J& L4 _Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? , N @/ w" B6 e% n
Class: Maria. , S$ e) y* h- ^) Y4 m% V: }
! e3 ^. V- @! l4 v" RTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? : [# y4 T! E1 D$ s1 w, o
John: You told me to do it without using tables. } n% J; I3 K- @1 a4 F$ C1 |
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" - m ~# [; @$ K2 n0 w4 N; w. H
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
* C6 ^; m1 k/ K" P! BTeacher: No, that's wrong
+ E( v2 E; z3 n! bGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 9 E8 W% S) F, W: E3 U9 C# X, {2 e* X
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
4 _$ X7 h' }3 |Donald: H I J K L M N O.
! g: G7 J8 p6 L5 ETeacher: What are you talking about? ( M; Q5 x [$ f7 D
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. : J% X4 l* Z$ F |' S
1 G& ^( K" ~/ x) k3 aTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
0 C( L7 \& S( m [7 ^( t, |" YWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
: v- k: u0 R4 i1 v$ ^/ NGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. / b4 P$ s1 ?& [8 h) }- |
) h4 {; i: P6 `. R& Y2 fTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
7 p% ~& @( `! R! B3 b+ ~Millie: I is... 7 O# |7 u5 M% ^- y- z I8 b6 w
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." & V4 p% Y% A% X' ^9 y
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." - x7 g( m l, z4 Q' S
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? s& ^# z/ h0 s- P) ?! e H" }
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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( S' ~# q* @. g+ E! |; GTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
8 q! ?# q1 s1 @' T# N1 I# j PSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. & \- N( L# [2 `
- w$ v- s5 L5 cTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
6 W X- u! }) V7 U @6 [Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
6 s7 `- D( O' j$ f: Y- C9 LHarold: A teacher
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