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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
) C- a) y$ K1 U, tMaria: Here it is.
6 D: \" q5 J4 a$ o lTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? : _- b2 |! Y6 T, h' O
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? . {$ G8 `$ }% Z& ]3 y0 j3 j6 I
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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8 G, y, i Q# `( f( k4 BTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
; ?& h' i, G6 C. f9 FGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
' V- D) B9 z+ ^: {6 L2 S, f$ HTeacher: No, that's wrong 5 o3 L9 r3 C, \6 D8 ]' |( L
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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j5 ]: t! D2 \. _- r( _Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
* t/ `; r# O1 _6 W. EDonald: H I J K L M N O. ( C+ Y t& J: G4 U9 ?
Teacher: What are you talking about?
. m5 d5 a& N0 D% A! Q- O c9 c- JDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. * j% |! a0 k) R# r% |# x% y" V
Winnie: Me!
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0 Z' j5 k; y/ R4 n3 M- s0 b/ F6 s8 UTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? % _: Z: B0 V, Z" C' ~
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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' c+ n3 ^# j) ^( L6 t8 K5 A! \Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." * _- J, ~" F0 n
Millie: I is... ' x0 \7 z1 U) ^0 h
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
3 |8 T8 {" R7 K) O: Z" RMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
: ?8 H6 S! i( L" ~$ |Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 5 v7 r: E: I# d
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 7 {9 Q* U( X/ o
8 `. U/ l. o( o$ dTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 9 U- s5 c' c g- N1 Z
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
~) b; R6 n6 M4 sHarold: A teacher 4 V% |+ ?7 G# @- B
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