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7 q) V1 R8 O% _. B7 i2 TTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
; o) E* j& q, L7 [, T. iMaria: Here it is. 3 `) D5 p d) u1 T" o+ R& m5 o5 t
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
1 _9 j6 d* K9 Y1 T7 aClass: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 2 x) ^ S' {5 t+ _5 F) m0 ^
John: You told me to do it without using tables. # o' P2 t- ^0 Y! U: t5 p" E
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" % n6 {' o% G6 k- d; q! O
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
- a8 G6 K5 s! P7 c3 T, g9 E) H6 ZTeacher: No, that's wrong 2 w$ p) [6 G% g3 a1 i* @2 Z/ U
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 5 a2 c2 o7 D9 l0 ?6 W
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
$ Q/ B; p# h6 lDonald: H I J K L M N O.
# j# t. A$ Y) @, w1 M1 w% uTeacher: What are you talking about?
O7 [& i8 `" u6 B6 E* e& Z5 eDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 6 S$ D! Z t( b( |0 I. d& k9 M+ a
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
# W1 c- L0 c$ A3 R4 T% W" `' {' wWinnie: Me! 7 X( [- r: ]+ R) t) }7 r
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 7 r) X" G; i" ^, G4 Z5 `
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ; l5 L( g7 C7 |; [2 N/ b# q8 K" v
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
' H [" b/ F; E/ ^( LMillie: I is...
2 L# I* u3 z, v& E8 x7 W) E0 uTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." . L8 y9 r( }6 L) I/ [1 y
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 4 N0 r- N6 S' R& a, n. l( d/ e
" W3 S7 g) U$ B# p8 rTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
5 _. c8 n8 Y% a5 n( y |4 U6 BLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 2 b/ V2 n4 s5 X
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
6 t+ G; w6 ~7 m. _( w/ X0 ASimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. & k: L9 D# S+ D, _+ b; J
2 v8 u( N. M; b9 m" o7 A' I& xTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? & R1 G! J4 Z; @2 x' Y# M6 ~- r/ [
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. $ N0 y O/ ?# K
7 m' O% K: ?$ r( Q+ g6 J7 tTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
% _: a: Y1 v+ v1 e$ Z% g; EHarold: A teacher
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