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. a" v' G% L! A9 [$ k+ ~. UTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
/ e0 ?6 m4 j6 @- `0 y( Y/ E% [2 `Maria: Here it is. n1 v! _, a* M" M6 O) T- X
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 2 G' `# G( s8 G6 r, b
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? + Y# E$ s" ^8 k
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 9 j7 S; y: \6 I) y8 z- p, J
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
* R, Q* e* M$ X( pTeacher: No, that's wrong
" d$ d" v1 j9 s, _( N7 u8 eGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 1 }- H' p: i4 V* e# F' q/ c) p$ N/ g
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
E# i8 e1 H" \7 R( bDonald: H I J K L M N O. 8 F( F/ g# X; \9 P/ G% f
Teacher: What are you talking about? 6 b3 ~# ? }: g3 R
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 1 R6 f, F2 g' V0 d" K
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
6 q( ?# S) c% F$ q# `' q$ g+ d$ ^% nWinnie: Me! # Y H- ~( X' w% x1 h" }
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 5 U1 C0 U* |8 E( g7 |/ r: {
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
* g3 }) U6 l; A" x2 t! lMillie: I is...
) }" p% M. {4 h! a" x) f& p. b+ zTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 2 ?: x5 L8 U4 p' |6 \6 d* I+ s
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." & Q5 `1 r, ~: z8 R* e; {) \
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
9 x# ^5 U) u& H) R$ g) F5 ~$ U9 dLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. * V/ U6 j3 Q, O. }+ f4 w/ v" P
7 U$ X' V4 w3 Q" \! E8 yTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 3 K0 u- X! z1 s6 |2 n6 c M. f
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ( z2 ]! n/ t4 w" E3 b
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
- p6 E b: w# q' b* ~Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 6 m+ E) {* J# @- A! o" q
Harold: A teacher
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