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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. & A" U) r5 n5 a
Maria: Here it is. : g" L( {8 W9 C
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
. I2 F6 V. q- I; q% ?) GClass: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
6 b' T2 z9 @ wJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" ) m2 `' z; Q# N W! I$ `
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" . A: ?9 k" ~; [( m
Teacher: No, that's wrong 0 V. T9 ^" K7 h
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. & m0 Q: k' {3 B* C/ C
7 I" ?) _- u! ^! fTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? ( \ E: O' Q! b" L6 M
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
4 v2 J$ D l$ sTeacher: What are you talking about? , D' i9 k: j$ s; b
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 6 u) F- Y6 h3 j* p+ [
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. M y9 H6 I8 X5 T' E( n
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." . J- b1 v" A. r# q
Millie: I is...
' `$ X8 X+ S7 i! @& b9 m' G, KTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
7 X* H9 ?3 k* X1 u/ i/ f! W% ]. FMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." ; X2 G$ H7 C5 r- ^2 o
/ [$ H& E; g2 U5 b3 c3 Y; oTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? * @: X6 Y6 C1 G$ V& _
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? $ D# J. Y9 M) D
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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% Y- v9 ]. }6 KTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
& n ^" y, D. {/ sClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. + ]% C. O+ y \3 c4 G+ Y* P; \$ k
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
& a. W% c" D6 E: b# _: F* l+ T& eHarold: A teacher # V. I! y' @; k) W& ]
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