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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 9 x" p& m$ J" z, d
Maria: Here it is. ) r9 K) r, d- Q5 |. \7 P
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
' R! U" ~5 r& A" ZClass: Maria. . C/ x' s+ p* A$ A' W
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? " S$ F( R6 Y/ O7 q
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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2 I3 o* O# ~; l! A- Z9 B( ]Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 3 F9 E/ ? k6 p% T
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
' B2 R2 c) o3 ]# x0 E' kTeacher: No, that's wrong
, Z1 w5 \" s( J: ]Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 4 i0 A3 g& {/ S" F- `
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
- n' G- N9 {* GTeacher: What are you talking about? - W/ I9 T, A% F( s
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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8 A. g8 Z9 W+ J) X1 h% [7 ?& P; }9 W! LTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
; d8 y$ ?% y/ y) mWinnie: Me! , v7 D1 P# x4 V7 r2 x. v, \: t9 ]$ t
" A9 M% z/ Q! w8 {, r7 a& [: c: z/ FTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
6 i: o7 ^. { }$ g5 Q0 nGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." / \. a- k8 Z% |) E
Millie: I is... ( K: w1 v8 J+ L. u+ Q- R$ o- Y$ Q4 l; i
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." & V4 \- o- B. [$ x% }
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 3 h+ n3 N0 m0 o, Q
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
% ?. V! u5 C( `/ Y' Y% wSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 3 B9 g) [' |/ o: G$ u& x
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 5 p; ^( F2 _1 [" K. o8 C, b
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. / R6 U9 ^2 f, K" b! h$ `, S
' M, s% s: [. \0 R, x$ t8 sTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? + E& `+ D3 a( Y9 F. {0 d; J2 L2 k
Harold: A teacher
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