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" r/ o: u7 a% X! STeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
1 T+ \' [5 n; E7 z: y1 r+ GMaria: Here it is.
! Y4 E7 l& ^( T2 bTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
$ G% \3 R7 L" P6 a" Z$ V) W# rJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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2 ]' o8 T5 e. P% _$ J( }Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 8 @: v( [& t& O9 g6 v4 s
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 2 `& t8 Q( H4 X3 y: }6 ~1 _
Teacher: No, that's wrong
: n1 c) D* G7 x' MGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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* m- l( S5 K# B- h3 x ]2 g# XTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? - x4 |# {! P* Q+ r1 Z9 u3 G! B! N
Donald: H I J K L M N O. % n e5 m Z5 m) `$ D* b
Teacher: What are you talking about?
# \5 a5 n9 M3 T, o6 Y9 YDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
7 B" F! n2 V0 ~, F, ~Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
- u* {+ v6 T7 U& ~+ g! x. [Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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% r; E9 \$ Z9 f: _Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." ) K- @) h8 Y$ a4 [& u5 X) o
Millie: I is...
, f, v' V5 a, x; g: a/ V6 vTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
- m! U5 }" F J8 Y* {Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? ( @; F$ U4 o8 K( u% t: k; g/ i
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. " N, l# N4 m1 L0 ^
' O% ~* s9 |# eTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 1 c+ y5 I1 f* ^8 D9 ]- @: V( C
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. # C+ c! o3 G$ W8 {
2 m- F. \! }0 ?1 e6 vTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
$ d& H6 U- O7 V& zClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. ) M s1 k1 ]! `, x) l! R
^0 r' k1 Y2 l4 Q9 ETeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
& C x3 }: |* c. X2 O( x6 l' \( mHarold: A teacher
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