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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. ) U1 B* ]# k( P/ b/ z- u
Maria: Here it is.
/ [( q+ J6 {8 WTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
5 h7 @" t- t5 g$ f# P/ q! q0 xClass: Maria. & R' ~7 W& C2 f; e# u
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
' H% _; W: M: I8 G) T& dJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. % f5 v% u) y3 _! r
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
- W% l d7 f7 }2 r) FGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
" M) \; U' Z5 P# [Teacher: No, that's wrong
) {9 e' C: }9 O) W) T3 FGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. & U( x; m% r7 R z9 M! I
+ E$ R' d* {! T( C4 \Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
4 i4 \* u! t" tDonald: H I J K L M N O. 1 ~& O! Q' d$ w* Y5 G8 D! G. A) n. ]& q
Teacher: What are you talking about? - W! F9 X$ R& k/ m4 ^' R
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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1 i4 Q/ F- b. P1 M% i, _4 v" vTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
% ]/ d+ r0 A% W5 Z/ {Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
: p# Q- a" [9 b& o0 BGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. . Q4 x# M4 X9 ?- F4 a& j
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." / Z7 g2 E g5 i# u/ o
Millie: I is...
# s- y0 V( D8 b7 J3 n" p7 \Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
- I" q/ Y& v* \% Q0 ]Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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) R' d$ t% J, ^Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? $ S* X" n* d$ F- [) {' ]
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. ( i3 f& R* d9 Q: Z
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
, e; v5 k0 Z/ K0 d1 ^, qSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. # `6 d2 a7 e" U4 B7 u: T) g' b
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
( v7 n! Y& ]1 m8 K. AClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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: l% s7 {% i, c& E# rTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? / M, J# @2 y3 P2 \+ y7 R& Y) V' o7 L& H
Harold: A teacher ) t, C% {6 M9 t) o9 R) t( g. H" N
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