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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 7 c' [/ `9 y3 V) C# B& ~- R
Maria: Here it is.
+ l) G* I. ?2 o" O/ @Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
. `) z1 }, ]4 Y; X% @6 D/ X& XClass: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ) D% c7 w) V4 \* @$ [0 q
John: You told me to do it without using tables. 0 P! V' f9 D( s2 i, ]4 `2 T
* w- n1 P; i+ X9 BTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
, a7 x; c w5 X" G, ?. c) e5 K( CGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
, @2 v; P! x! g b+ b8 w" L$ u6 ~7 } UTeacher: No, that's wrong 4 n' @( m* [. @1 Q
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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7 b4 K7 F, L5 t vTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
' B6 Q+ s m% `/ T k; W+ r( }Donald: H I J K L M N O. ) [- g, u! d" S
Teacher: What are you talking about? 7 _# I0 M! B" q
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
8 Q5 C0 _$ u+ o8 t. mWinnie: Me!
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7 ]0 v) p5 s4 y0 x% D. RTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
0 d. f# G) O1 z5 P9 wGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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% M S* q" L1 R& I. PTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." $ s5 z& d3 s6 n E* y
Millie: I is...
3 d: a G* y$ T# hTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." # q1 I6 O4 w5 |) l: r. u$ w
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." + L4 O* ]& |0 v1 R+ i* @: [
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 2 i8 w& P2 B6 n( z/ a1 j* H
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 0 j4 B/ ~' I" ^+ _, g4 Y7 V
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 3 g8 \$ V9 }! X; V1 k4 ^) _/ E
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
0 u6 Q) j1 [& X6 y+ u" d2 ~$ SHarold: A teacher 0 e, L3 w4 H& }$ Q2 n! |/ `
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