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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 8 I6 }( o; r( |2 y0 H
Maria: Here it is. . F6 T8 D2 F) i. J H+ I, K
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
$ j9 U% _, N3 }) O# g; O9 _/ jClass: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
8 x$ w8 S1 J. { o# x% `5 n1 O7 ]John: You told me to do it without using tables. $ K- Y0 k# g; @5 O7 l7 ^
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
" {& ]1 g# _ J6 X7 qGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
& ~9 K i+ P7 M9 c3 v7 hTeacher: No, that's wrong ( i6 {# D. a2 d. B) c$ p
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ! c( r7 ^3 I- S: ]9 ?) J8 b2 T
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
& t7 h7 A0 x: ?1 m3 \; j# GDonald: H I J K L M N O.
5 p4 f$ F4 K- k( t& m# g+ ^& BTeacher: What are you talking about?
- B! ~& b1 T w3 D( X. l. f( Y" ~Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 2 k3 z9 ] O9 B- S$ h
# T" Z k: j; a8 F s6 G0 [Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
+ K l3 P9 O6 ~ \! g2 M% @Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 9 v) `" K9 V( r! n
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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" V9 W, ~9 u2 ^/ x Q9 ?: ~: {Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
9 E% }7 z2 ~+ a8 P" r1 JMillie: I is...
) D& S1 _# n* R, t/ i3 ATeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." * u3 N P8 A! Y. p8 k j
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." % T+ y: b. F: h
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? * S. F. H( l6 f5 N9 s
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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- Q$ x0 o6 H, {2 x6 \4 T$ D9 HTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
+ L5 _8 {; `% P# o) u8 N. c0 T8 hSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 0 f# D- I* [" E& _, m$ }
# H" x- S' e8 U( x1 s1 GTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 1 r% O% C2 W) c! D
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 8 y+ I6 }- M0 j0 k4 i; }2 c0 m
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? . a. ?. s- l' I& V- N
Harold: A teacher
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