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9 ]9 U, e) R/ o- I! }. h5 L+ _Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
+ Q$ a. {: e, g: ?Maria: Here it is. ( Q/ U/ s9 g9 t5 ^4 c
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
: T, s2 }4 m& H$ l! NClass: Maria. 0 o6 z. E7 ?' g9 _6 C6 f( m
) F) ~. b1 r7 MTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? % K0 X' ~8 Q3 Q) b e; u3 h
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
# g) c1 o7 p; \Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" : u: k( o# A5 Q2 x( G9 p0 i1 w
Teacher: No, that's wrong % v) W% P. m& l* b
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 0 M1 R6 W" Y. j# ]
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
1 o7 v" }% W% ~$ b! l) C/ mTeacher: What are you talking about? % Z; X/ j3 M' b$ w5 ^, c
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 2 X `. M. b7 x5 P; }& f5 y( A# ?1 a
Winnie: Me! ' t5 S, Y8 w4 Z5 `: R
9 S# P6 Q- v. R. [Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? ! N, f( q2 I: u1 V2 o1 t/ _/ B
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ; j# S% V" S! S7 j
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
5 O1 u/ \$ T1 @5 k, d# \$ ^Millie: I is...
0 A$ [2 j0 S" Q$ mTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
. A& D0 r8 k# L' {9 ~Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." " [5 v5 a" t* x7 N5 Y6 ^# d. U
/ {7 q; p* V$ z/ a; cTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
' K! P7 }5 ?, qLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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' g: s, v6 o) N8 k0 x$ G3 c& nTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
) Z0 O* u) Z$ ]6 |8 qSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. : f q j$ u5 E# v( {
. M8 ]! q8 G- M( J0 gTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
' X. v: ]2 v5 K3 Y2 @$ O, nClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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1 B, W( n5 V( k: STeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
/ K; V# d, F% u, \) V2 i; y1 [9 x) GHarold: A teacher 2 d( C5 ]! ?2 h& J8 ^! Z
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