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1 |6 O5 T$ S6 L% c. F5 CTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
7 o) G0 @, @) c) x+ ZMaria: Here it is. 5 w/ R5 o2 \7 r3 Z6 K9 ~# X o' `
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
+ m& Y5 T- V) Y5 l" x6 gClass: Maria.
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) ?2 k% Q. `& j" @" y) HTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? $ J! |# L1 K8 j% Q/ Q
John: You told me to do it without using tables. 9 X( Z6 B6 q Z4 F4 p6 o7 o
" E7 S1 U- g3 r% UTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
@- g5 e, L$ w0 q. BGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 6 U8 Q6 p3 I3 ^+ K1 L
Teacher: No, that's wrong * c; F: i3 x# n b4 s
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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, s# D( p/ {7 n, Y) C S3 ITeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? ! k- ^% N& B' n! J$ ]+ r3 c
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
" F# |0 {8 u/ o8 I1 x B CTeacher: What are you talking about? 6 \" G1 R/ D$ [- i! U
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 3 e, _- C+ [ ]; u1 z
4 X* m0 N8 J$ l; X W% }* _8 MTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. + s6 w# ~) ~$ _" _ R
Winnie: Me! P2 ]5 ?( c% |5 T5 T
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
/ x8 }5 o: H6 q5 j3 UGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. * g3 @! v/ Y8 @# Q6 O6 I, ^
3 \8 u4 l7 s. b2 K/ V4 a& K/ p dTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
' ?8 v$ [# m8 w0 Q1 AMillie: I is...
' \6 |1 _) o0 z; X# BTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." `0 |. \; [3 d* I$ d
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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$ j" y, M( t: b0 E$ H6 {Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? & L# z! s+ Y. V p7 ~+ q& i
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. ' |1 y4 w4 p" I* V6 L$ T" B" a
4 `/ M# a3 I/ k8 _Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
+ O9 N* ]; r: T0 C; Z. ^Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? / h/ s7 U: \) L
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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: n' s+ L" H# P# u- rTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
5 t8 o! H2 g) n1 _$ O% y+ dHarold: A teacher
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