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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
5 y; C# F& ?8 S9 l# {0 EMaria: Here it is. % Q( V% Q: I9 h6 q
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? ( g" o7 ?1 q; i3 c! Y0 q( x
Class: Maria. % X2 t. H3 f( ^( f6 E4 I- n9 m0 a1 E
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
3 | M, v$ G- [* }9 d7 iJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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3 g2 Q. d5 E' n1 h3 W5 [* T8 p: E. n' uTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 7 U2 }; A& r8 X: K# C" E
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" # s9 I0 a) ~% f( y) L3 u; P
Teacher: No, that's wrong & f3 |/ m) J0 K0 Z( @! S1 Q V5 r2 k
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
7 C4 k$ L8 e) {: B( O. F) l3 r# TDonald: H I J K L M N O. 9 S& F* M0 {& R& @; i2 |
Teacher: What are you talking about?
9 a- K4 K) l1 E& q9 E" sDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. " f& T$ k, o$ R
; ~, e! s* ]; }" B( c' \Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 2 P4 r- z/ Z; C* G! M
Winnie: Me! + X+ X1 d% s, f
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
6 D5 F' W, e* _: F+ pGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." $ `' m5 _6 D. ~2 @2 c' i, r$ m5 {7 r
Millie: I is... : ?. K6 R6 c5 n! M3 \
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." . t4 B+ x- S2 t* p: Y: m9 {
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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3 h; `! m1 n; S, \$ |9 {( ZTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
# l& G6 U$ Y0 M4 F2 W4 A5 GLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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( Q/ Y: B* D" E. ?. z, e- S DTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
' c( p' e: F. g) X' |! FSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
; {& W5 Y, j) J: r* B r0 F. i4 VClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
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