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+ b4 d# I6 t0 STeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. * R, C. b$ ?7 {! x7 O# S" M
Maria: Here it is.
( d8 p3 W3 G' E# L" z) M; sTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
/ `% F* F. Z/ {& O7 nClass: Maria.
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& j1 t3 t) e( c7 o+ ~/ h( b) RTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
7 x9 j' U0 n' S8 v* {7 ?; MJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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; r& M' W# K, D Z+ x* U" E3 sTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
, E! U6 n. s3 x; x' s+ nGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
5 _2 m% }, _! A/ `Teacher: No, that's wrong 7 F5 y& B! c2 A# J8 t, n/ }3 o5 c
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 2 h T9 M3 q% z& Y
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
. H. O" B+ o# G# |4 lDonald: H I J K L M N O.
0 E6 B9 v) {* @0 m! F# ]1 G# |Teacher: What are you talking about?
/ r4 M+ Y5 Y+ X. R. a& C" C/ f; k" qDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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/ J* \. L- C2 V& TTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 8 n- m2 b! Y' M9 k8 m
Winnie: Me! . w% y+ i; N% @: X% {
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
8 x9 {9 U$ {0 O: ]9 ]Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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" ^! H! R# A8 s! M/ cTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
% d. Y7 n9 {7 X+ j4 F! b" jMillie: I is... & s i1 `& Q1 q8 P8 ~
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
; E, @, w; ~1 U# C; ]9 X% VMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." - Q+ U. p3 i' Z9 {
$ h1 s5 i- J' u7 C5 wTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 1 d( v, H1 ~* N8 s
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. & ?4 y7 A" F. [9 N: B
v8 g6 ]- A' V9 i. y% o6 PTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? & G* y+ S: p8 V/ O+ E& J" W0 N
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? ( y. M3 a* J& f/ @ I$ h r6 v+ c
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. , e/ `% A+ t) F7 o% f7 U1 M
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
3 v' D' Z" w: DHarold: A teacher 4 I+ P( ^9 Q# C9 C1 t
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