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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. , v7 L) \8 K+ y4 b9 l
Maria: Here it is.
" M, b9 D2 \5 JTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 5 w }0 B! p% g+ A& t% @' C+ w. ~
Class: Maria.
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1 C1 V9 C/ O4 n k! QTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? % A' r4 N( }2 B, j
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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; f6 \7 U# ?5 oTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 7 w T. C! W7 G% r3 n) e
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" ( k. q h2 K h) U; C4 S9 b
Teacher: No, that's wrong 2 U# `9 @, o4 J; l" B5 p8 I$ ^; L8 R
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. , V9 _5 b; O7 j/ R5 U0 Y$ \6 E
' @) P% p3 \ r7 L" I kTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
& Y) |" u5 [: m# H( P5 TDonald: H I J K L M N O.
5 W0 \! E2 x& P0 g Z2 r/ qTeacher: What are you talking about?
; `, e# C) H. T' b& r% SDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. , ?0 D- _2 k- S" t. Z
- P. k6 X+ e" V) V& |, h2 X8 LTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. % b' h; d9 K2 @5 h [3 q5 T
Winnie: Me! ~. M" n3 v0 h+ j1 h
3 ?. r+ l" }4 j* [ E- M2 \& lTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
1 X: j9 f! W: W( i8 c1 d; x3 nGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 2 j6 j# S5 a* w }
+ X N( e) r! T. x. dTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
, Z8 b% A c( [/ M8 }1 cMillie: I is... , v' L$ |+ N9 A& T, L4 t% Q4 I
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." * j: [3 h/ ]4 f8 P- k, X" T
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
; w* c/ f1 Q- f9 G4 RLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
9 x; P1 Z+ ^* Y. ` O7 PSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 9 e D7 I! G: u5 D
) @8 w' O/ S% h; JTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? ( e( {0 a5 w, Y# S5 h* j
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. * v0 r9 c5 H$ M" e* a& L# I* G6 R
& p" m7 z( }" i- l' y- I7 Y' UTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
" D% G# |/ C; k6 Y, R6 [Harold: A teacher # P# Z" [ v- f5 U N: Y
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