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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
7 Z; H0 Z. _( n# ~* tMaria: Here it is. : w' }' R- v! ?( O' I! Y
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? / B$ L$ p ^: ^9 W7 A4 A+ A" U
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
1 j/ n! T% |8 M/ t3 T) d- ~John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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3 p! y" x2 N" u/ j, ATeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" # V) }8 _: e8 u) Z& Z
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
; v6 J' l7 x$ r5 UTeacher: No, that's wrong 2 v O2 H5 f8 |
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 8 |0 i) ]/ u, y" W
7 @$ C3 p0 e4 \- W& T1 rTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 2 S% \- F7 w- H+ x
Donald: H I J K L M N O. - p2 X5 [7 P7 p# t) }
Teacher: What are you talking about? . g" h2 o: E" N1 m
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
K1 U2 q0 p+ S6 H% m% J% FWinnie: Me! " D/ q/ W6 {1 y% K
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
$ l$ z$ W9 e9 ~7 j$ GGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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" w& a: B5 y. d6 RTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
+ a: N7 z( h: u4 jMillie: I is... 6 I' g" _; m u$ H/ E) p+ I! q! U0 ]
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
; E# |9 a. L7 C6 H+ `! R: OMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 9 [2 i2 Q$ n4 m
0 `/ m+ R8 S2 oTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
! w0 C$ n$ N' Y* ALouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. $ g1 D' D1 O$ m V y9 O' J$ ~
# W( [9 R+ }% W3 C8 t% tTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
& d( H# F8 N6 l1 Z" e1 ?# WSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. , b5 w/ R& i1 G- Z: i0 R
: E* Z p: n0 M7 uTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
! o0 @* D; B) Z7 v/ m+ r GClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. ( H. A0 }) o4 s- _* `
0 m8 ]% d& q" @ J4 pTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
2 W- B7 v2 J1 a5 RHarold: A teacher h o( v1 N( {4 r x
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