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- M, a F8 w" \. E5 n1 ^Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 2 Q% x" k8 n& u# s- \4 o* |
Maria: Here it is.
, E8 ]7 r' }: F7 j* tTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
& ^4 P& n+ q9 q1 NClass: Maria.
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" ~. J0 M( \/ U: f0 Z5 z- yTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? - z5 b' f9 a& W3 `
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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K! Y" D) @& Y XTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
! C! q: {# g; V( f' ?! tGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" ! g b+ |, c( M" U- R2 z/ q
Teacher: No, that's wrong ( r' `& W1 l' `0 L+ T
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
' Q7 l( p( j! VDonald: H I J K L M N O.
: `: F s1 e: X, G6 S, j3 u6 l0 TTeacher: What are you talking about? % L0 Y) C$ y( b+ S" o( @, w
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. ! U0 t; w- Y8 D8 e+ r2 u7 k E$ l
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? & E! g5 s8 b# ~4 _7 ~- K+ D
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. + i& b, w# h8 H9 ~1 d2 a+ W
3 T& t7 S9 t; H9 j: P/ |Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 3 m" N! k4 H) l: q/ |+ q. x, n+ L3 k
Millie: I is... 5 I: L; z. Y9 b& k; G; u
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
2 P5 v& t0 h" H6 P; x* YMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 3 q9 I5 G) h$ r: U
_* v7 A& P" X8 dTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 8 F/ r$ u! ?" y3 [' L" }+ K( G
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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. c" |! J9 H- P$ x/ j5 ~+ c$ A4 h& WTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
: u2 ?4 {$ e6 q: }- hSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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2 y. K. ~) E/ M; j7 ZTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? * P) B: K5 R8 N+ [" {
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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; ^' }7 g5 Z/ Z* [, N B: eTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? # c3 E# Z/ s6 J/ p1 d6 o
Harold: A teacher ?" {5 m, E- R3 C1 u4 H
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