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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. : L$ \- N4 |8 l, y% A0 O$ q
Maria: Here it is.
8 v, \" C) z8 t6 vTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 7 O% H! T) \1 ^1 X# T
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
! K5 o5 q! }" B; ?John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 4 s8 U3 y( [: [5 G
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" % o: a+ t, N8 V
Teacher: No, that's wrong
! }# a) N% a8 H5 A( W' WGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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/ G) A: |. p) P# F: B" |$ f" Q) \ ?Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
0 o. \8 o; A' ?" m# H7 @- K8 M: p) NDonald: H I J K L M N O.
/ b( u" O" c* L$ VTeacher: What are you talking about? * p; p) o* Y$ H1 ~( @
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 0 J' J' d. w' L. Q# n
( e( Q0 r$ y4 \: \Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 9 O* ~9 h1 D; f2 h
Winnie: Me! ; V# W2 c5 U) [# ~! C! g
, E2 p* h- A( F" BTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
7 V, Y+ z. Y0 @% p) u8 M( jGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. + k8 t& L( o/ d) n
) U3 f/ ~8 d! x/ `% pTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
4 S& q/ r' r4 ~Millie: I is... + _* g G8 Z( N+ i* Z: I
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
3 ^- O- A7 V3 W5 M. [5 C' _1 yMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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% T; a8 D, o" ?* T; N- l4 sTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? # t3 L7 w7 Y: s% j
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? + |' c. q8 }$ g# G% e- Y- l" J" B: {
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. * v* ~; V/ X% |* [; _
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
# `$ I* `5 H$ yClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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# J- f C5 @# N. @! ]4 ZTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
1 S. c M% m U: b- KHarold: A teacher
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