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% J: _: r' {# C* K6 k; _Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 1 \. b ]: F. l6 e
Maria: Here it is. ( g: x+ ], L: W# r* ]. j- m
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? / P& G* {7 C. `/ g6 T7 f
Class: Maria.
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/ h: h3 b3 x1 u/ z) DTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ; h S! j) S! u, D. k' P$ K# A+ t4 q' Z
John: You told me to do it without using tables. 9 {% n! K$ ~2 u5 u1 X; H1 f
+ T) ~: b$ S0 B! `! h5 YTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
1 j8 a3 s; I" b" l- mGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" : d N( }/ r p4 g' ]2 G
Teacher: No, that's wrong ! L$ a* f# A: f( o. [7 \
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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( b2 h" b9 i. P/ z2 E: D3 MTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
$ ]2 Q) m2 ^# \4 S& D; nDonald: H I J K L M N O. ' n* N, D% e$ N" U7 M* d- ?7 r
Teacher: What are you talking about?
3 J |- ~6 N D+ ?* Y% s2 ODonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 1 Z3 w% {% u6 d4 a$ l
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
9 e# x5 P$ n# C# ] Z3 nWinnie: Me! u1 q) p, b( Y: L2 j
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
2 e: B. {5 K5 g7 |1 jGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." - j3 X0 j3 d2 {2 n/ y
Millie: I is...
, r" T; P+ p. {2 ]Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
/ }( ^2 P) U8 u6 q ?Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." ( @6 J! d& u9 V6 @* e& J
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? & \ k+ h/ h& D+ i
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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1 }8 c4 g, \* \; d0 v- z8 a/ xTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
4 Y& s; p/ m1 V! t( l' f& ~Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ' p7 O S0 K3 i8 V$ B
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? , \. z) W6 |4 j2 }& u! w
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 0 @6 {, o3 T! W2 G, h8 q
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? X& c5 ]5 ?3 W8 K) P! c1 T6 X
Harold: A teacher
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