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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. % [7 [7 i& H! ^' ?0 J2 P
Maria: Here it is.
3 i; y( d: l1 [$ CTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? / W( [1 w& ^. G2 _( a) k
Class: Maria.
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* U4 K O8 `1 x/ P% A, E9 m, g- h* RTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
$ {, H; Z$ P" {7 FJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. ; v- Z |. B6 h# [/ u
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" ) K$ k0 z3 k& ]2 a6 \1 Y' m R6 ?
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
$ f9 V7 S0 A7 r( i: C0 PTeacher: No, that's wrong
) L4 U( w# y1 ^ gGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 2 e) ]* U* k. W) _8 v+ l
$ m' p) A' [; O0 a2 ?2 ^Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
, Z/ s, a+ c9 [ M2 ^Donald: H I J K L M N O.
# Y5 v) h9 K+ J# ?& ]Teacher: What are you talking about? ! `4 h( p0 a4 d" S% K
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. : w1 r" _' I6 ~' \/ k, p8 v
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. ) {+ A; l/ D1 A" K% g9 y2 A K
Winnie: Me! 2 Y, E& c4 Q7 E3 `% T6 x6 U6 q) b
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 7 E6 K+ M/ @3 _, k8 h
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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: X4 j: m! R1 I: |" w9 {) pTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
! N% n! }* m& H$ MMillie: I is...
/ X6 a z1 }9 P/ HTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
7 B; A4 W! V& B; ?8 `, @Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." " S( J9 [$ `* e9 e. L' a6 `
) @ H7 |* `2 S" h6 ~' i' [: X3 v9 `Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
! X/ x: C2 n( bLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. % B8 y; T, }8 R: ^1 Y- I5 h
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 4 _- U9 B7 p; [- I
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. : |* L# |9 v( o, K2 [
) f$ f# a s* q$ a9 E3 cTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
[1 n m4 R4 {- ~% j; Y4 n6 _Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. / C3 h0 }3 p2 L( Y
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
7 t" b6 t5 y5 w6 }4 r$ b9 n. _Harold: A teacher " V2 X5 ]7 N! L& m1 N' M8 u( y
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