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% M; V' |) _* b) x2 ? MTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 0 W3 K& D% i$ s' L( s9 j% E
Maria: Here it is.
3 W6 @8 f$ N& B2 K: T0 F, i, l' `Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 2 M/ o2 y5 E2 H) ~) a: n* }1 L) j
Class: Maria. ) a, j3 z2 N, k, [4 y1 g* P1 Z, @5 q
6 @/ }, C2 c+ L& k; ^( KTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
, U c \9 S# qJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. ( h/ }; S& b! j' w
) v) i. ~% }7 VTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 3 j% o; T0 M% ^4 w1 U" h9 M2 t
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
- k/ P8 Q- G# p0 S0 i6 K) pTeacher: No, that's wrong ' ^ z9 Q h, p- F- P- w0 s* N
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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, u2 T" c7 u% O2 GTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
+ b4 @2 a. n, d7 y* T) i$ zDonald: H I J K L M N O. : o/ z8 ^+ F+ w) v- J
Teacher: What are you talking about? 7 _6 X( d* q0 D- R/ p: G
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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& t/ S3 n+ r0 q: W! |$ QTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
" }& u+ O! m& d: G% {* KWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? $ I8 r6 o- o9 p, R$ ] s. x# q
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
% k2 ?2 P, u% M( }9 r+ SMillie: I is...
( z# P) `7 c5 r9 X& _, rTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
5 a: M7 V% |' Q! S+ wMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." ! s3 L i: f: P* g
6 ~8 i0 _6 n) C+ h$ RTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? # X/ b2 P4 T4 f' d4 ]' N4 L }
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
0 b+ w4 i3 @ [4 y1 }Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. * X7 X# V2 a* Z8 i
( W) r* {: f/ N: n" t* kTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? $ E. ^+ B$ `; h6 r% L
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
0 Z1 s- A7 E) BHarold: A teacher # W, r* g! b W+ l' i
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