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9 |+ K# k. U1 X6 U* a fTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 0 g; Y/ R' M! I3 y
Maria: Here it is. ( y; W- x' I' ~) n3 A
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
) V( k- a9 ~: j! Q! m& q6 h9 VClass: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 5 S" W; V5 m1 W" R5 A q0 ?
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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2 Y+ B' v" ^1 ?4 T! t7 vTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" ' ~& w$ F, E" _4 w- {' N+ X
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
) b& \: X. L4 d8 j' u3 ITeacher: No, that's wrong
1 g! H1 S, X3 b$ gGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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3 X( @& b' I) ] M% N8 yTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? ; a( F& G% m j( {8 V; ~+ M
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
8 k* n, o, e, [) bTeacher: What are you talking about?
; S( w1 N6 D0 ?6 y s, {" KDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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# o- U% J, {7 W- Y0 D2 g8 ~Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 0 B7 g) _: C/ Z% b
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? % @; i p) E2 F* V' J
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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) _6 g$ D( d1 n* A$ h" Q7 S- L, dTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
7 J% F9 r, l" Y4 j! m wMillie: I is... & V% _% h, B: m; H
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." , _6 j4 u& U# v+ `* K, t
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? / S5 e; C! j% P# K6 N2 N
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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& Q$ `, L0 ` n- b. Q8 [$ a t& s9 iTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 2 t1 I. T: j/ O* O, q2 Q7 y
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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& j& `3 ~1 d! M7 `# {9 x sTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
! N& N) [: m r1 Y' ]' PClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. % e$ N5 S! o7 {
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? G* n5 D" q" d: y4 y! C1 W
Harold: A teacher
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