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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 3 y' } ?" t# B9 @' z2 w
Maria: Here it is.
6 [& b0 |$ k6 s7 |. v w0 FTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? - L* Q1 b. @5 |6 P. G( o
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? * a. ~5 E) l# n7 Z5 h
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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/ l2 |6 O+ o Z* k% ZTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
- [0 }% j+ n" S; l' e* S1 I. IGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
3 Q$ T7 h% R) ^" y; {6 tTeacher: No, that's wrong 9 R, w2 [% r% j4 P- J
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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. Z$ @) N) p2 A! H+ a; z gTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
- g `1 z9 ^/ jDonald: H I J K L M N O. & \0 }' K# b Z+ y2 N$ z0 n
Teacher: What are you talking about?
. }% a' c [0 Q2 N5 K/ ]! uDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. . C: L5 g/ s" ^7 l9 g, p
Winnie: Me!
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2 r' l) ~- i& ^' z. d+ C9 o% E( `7 H/ XTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
4 U* ]& k% L& F e* ]5 M$ p4 X: lGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. : f. W8 K& \* y
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 7 ]+ p" n. d9 }
Millie: I is...
2 y! @0 k* i" w a5 N* YTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
' B' B0 Q" f. R3 ^8 ~5 {* P4 vMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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9 r' U+ X! a% v9 V4 K1 uTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
; T$ [0 g- H7 |. v% f! HLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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) }% c. J* v: ]9 A1 l) xTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
2 J. D" H" a. p- s. jSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
* L/ Q) V' r; t+ I6 k. R8 EClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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: W+ N% t# P! i0 X. v' C6 T! t% DTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 1 B1 U) z+ j4 h$ T
Harold: A teacher ; C$ I" p( O" g4 P% Z
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