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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
8 e1 T7 u9 }* b5 n& k' p: BMaria: Here it is.
' f$ W5 n- \# b a4 |4 lTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? " ?+ q) g8 p. D: T
Class: Maria. # G+ H* R) ?) d" H1 p% i, Y
" e$ n- d# E& Q8 H) |Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 0 X5 O6 y. D3 S6 y4 d+ p; L
John: You told me to do it without using tables. ) j& u4 G( [" A" S5 e& {+ V x
# y4 M% Z M: I& ^2 xTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
& d& @! y7 ^- P1 g) M, q6 gGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
& h. ^% y9 A* b eTeacher: No, that's wrong
3 L# A/ |8 i; ^" W. h5 G: {Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ' Z u3 l' m X) _" C+ i
8 ]9 c ~- f0 z+ E9 kTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? # g4 o, b/ M0 w6 {6 }
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
: v& i' Z. t; U% q3 LTeacher: What are you talking about?
8 ?3 |$ t% l' `' b. ?Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. " [! h$ v X' A
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
) w( J1 |4 }8 `& sWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? / d9 h! e/ e4 n+ a% Y- d' _" S
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. , S0 V- M& M3 G) v& g
$ {) ~; y9 g( xTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
B6 r2 F& n" N w+ ]& fMillie: I is... % q3 Z0 T' N1 E8 [
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
7 u) e: J9 y9 Z& e0 \Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? : u& ~" a! C4 ?& q X
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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/ a/ F3 w, M+ l8 O, X$ r" e4 k: n JTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? * b! k5 o% f7 ?+ f7 G
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
/ e, W5 w$ R _Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? * ^6 h) e, \6 h% u% G0 d
Harold: A teacher
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