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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. ; F7 L7 G% T! B& k, Y. u2 v0 \
Maria: Here it is.
( x7 d9 c$ T! A/ r1 N1 d$ z8 BTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
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! ?8 B! ~2 V$ d: W0 v$ DTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
) t. |7 m5 i* ?( F4 c- ^* F' lJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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- Q7 z4 c* F& Y2 yTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" : A1 x5 h7 Y1 ^; e: y/ b. w
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
2 Z: c3 V. v! z5 C! mTeacher: No, that's wrong - o% M$ C/ L( V8 T; ]/ Y
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ! H: o- b, k+ Q; ?8 E! {
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
8 ]0 x% F G& d* m! t3 pDonald: H I J K L M N O.
1 N4 v7 r" F# y' w# `* STeacher: What are you talking about?
" q4 Z( L& ~ u EDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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* b2 D; Z* i- B5 ]1 K6 m; ^Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
4 E9 N$ ?3 O# ]) j9 R& a2 LWinnie: Me!
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; U: {: k/ _* {9 gTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? ) W! u3 ]; v" G( Q+ a* k D
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 8 |# _; K( ]( i
1 d8 v. d3 K4 m8 I. I1 KTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." ! c. l- X# y- {# Z* f
Millie: I is... * q2 X$ F) ?9 R" }& h( ]
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
% u" D0 |/ P0 o, Z# i; c4 K u& x( xMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." ( \6 T$ m$ y) F1 K
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? % W) y# q, x; f4 p- m- c
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 9 u' l* t, {3 e# _% q
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
$ K5 z# M1 w7 y. I% WSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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/ Z7 X$ F' n/ C1 `' a" _$ ^- lTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? , h0 b3 k1 I# U
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 8 ?7 h2 @2 |- ]% N% l: z
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? ( m0 X+ a: d) O" H' E2 A- f* g3 @
Harold: A teacher 1 D' S* U) ~( g+ O
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