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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
! e6 N' u' W% i5 uMaria: Here it is. & s( g: z* M' u# g
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? # C; I. A; L& o- u( o' G- h
Class: Maria. % i- h2 ^/ ?+ Z7 D7 ?9 I' o: t
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
2 C6 N, p1 W- X9 _* z) T# DJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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8 A1 K2 v. w; j7 {+ u! Z& |+ V5 qTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
1 f+ q0 B% S( `: n( P9 K/ W8 hGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
, K; F0 h; N! x1 `3 ]8 h5 RTeacher: No, that's wrong - k9 b9 k- S q5 [
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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9 p7 F; J9 f& `4 G. J# v" w& JTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
0 @, i9 J0 u1 X3 P3 z: ?Donald: H I J K L M N O. ) f( }) ?; O5 g( v W2 ^6 X' l
Teacher: What are you talking about? - g$ z# |$ i0 j3 z( _9 j5 O! @9 w- Y
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. - a6 o3 _6 V5 F5 ]
Winnie: Me! " C. s3 H& {6 r3 n
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 6 A0 }: Q& N$ u2 U( ?- c) O
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 9 c* ^ x/ b4 F/ t
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." ( ]* u* O+ K. {0 T; J& ?5 L
Millie: I is...
) d3 j7 ~% U" j# U: c0 }Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
# |; m, [3 f4 f! _7 oMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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% ]) o/ k' [' t I+ d& ~. T$ XTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
8 D2 Y- y8 r4 z6 @- M# b$ dLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. & v8 D A8 w$ P+ O
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? ) X% d2 {/ N: { p Z% B
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 1 c! [4 [" A, d$ ?
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. $ i8 j9 y: y: G) k1 d0 X5 }0 t
9 ~% e) k7 c1 mTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
* b+ P4 d e' ?Harold: A teacher
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