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. k! ^1 U! E; V8 J. j; VTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
+ ~ d! l4 @2 p8 T2 zMaria: Here it is.
( v9 |7 F; s2 {5 G1 BTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 9 N' ?$ r7 Q$ }! q
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? & \' U4 p1 C/ U% w5 f" q
John: You told me to do it without using tables. / a: o: O; R9 p7 c' h
2 x- H2 K. f3 i* N5 C1 DTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" & |( h& |1 f3 t* Z* F; q3 S
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 8 b. t5 Q, c/ Z0 T% ^7 U3 Q
Teacher: No, that's wrong
8 C) B8 k' S8 k1 G9 [' m. g4 z2 t kGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
$ o/ K$ {+ s( L( S B, lDonald: H I J K L M N O.
3 U0 W$ |3 A+ a P/ |; |Teacher: What are you talking about? 3 Z6 M1 o1 B9 X
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. # [: u4 B: {6 M0 k% J
6 f4 \3 f0 S, Y6 s* LTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. + W2 L* X+ }; H. m
Winnie: Me! 8 A# H4 ~) G; O, U! `
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? - o/ o, Y$ }; ~
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. - K; _, g$ n7 |2 l! u* [
& q4 j; n1 p6 M7 b* HTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
; {) \0 E' z( T9 w. {2 AMillie: I is...
. d: N( |7 h! r& H9 \) q/ a/ @Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
+ k9 G e; u. \2 X$ EMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? * R$ b& q( O4 U4 X7 X( u
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. + j7 |1 Y( j' A3 e9 s) [6 [
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? $ q* t4 \, }6 e8 C/ e- A u
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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& X5 f1 Y% c& I" n/ W5 H1 C* g4 ?Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
9 ~3 O; Z7 q4 o9 WClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. - j) E( }5 E* f* D
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 5 G' l* x, y0 M* z2 ?* X8 E8 i
Harold: A teacher
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