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* s$ d3 X9 h1 N6 Q4 l, ?- VTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
/ D( T& X0 n9 pMaria: Here it is.
) A2 y; F; A! h' }+ RTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? ) Y( L0 D# |8 k9 G
Class: Maria.
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! s. `% W( _- K( _4 sTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? - x. Z W& V! E" Q9 o, ]4 Z2 k
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 1 c0 X. a' J3 D4 [* H8 o1 j6 V+ f
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" ) I1 ~% {) Q# d& n) D( Y \% a, P
Teacher: No, that's wrong
$ g3 E0 g" G5 n. ]Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. - ^! z2 L7 {6 o
5 k X: b$ [1 `5 F" eTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
4 F& G( R. u* g6 f. n' gDonald: H I J K L M N O. 1 j+ q: ]+ }3 T
Teacher: What are you talking about?
7 n! y' g! E/ V: ?: }Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 7 U) U0 L5 b0 a# r- n: {
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 1 B- C- Z# s2 h) f, T2 Z8 G6 v
Winnie: Me! 5 B/ G/ m6 u+ H/ R
0 D0 T, i8 ]' r" d' i) e' _( N2 S: y( M2 `Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
' x1 f# T7 N7 G$ {+ uGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." * @- }3 x8 T1 j: y/ a( G+ ^
Millie: I is...
u, U- v# Q9 TTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." . g" H& [1 L' ^) E% `/ _( {
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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$ q4 O6 A" `& f. p9 C& S" A9 z# N% B! vTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? ( C2 \" [6 X' u
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. , @" ~ z) H, Q6 f
1 }2 G" R3 A2 c+ C8 c6 TTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? % G. ]+ P6 v& }
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 5 r* p7 k0 a5 d: l& y1 z+ J
- O) a# K$ S- M, {Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
9 Y3 N) \3 H- x' F0 ?Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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! y0 c: _* r& a$ z# @7 H; vTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? ! b" o" ~. o9 Y: M, J
Harold: A teacher
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