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5 S) @2 D/ D, j& M DTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 1 [8 X$ E+ U0 a# \
Maria: Here it is.
0 I0 E% p/ x: c$ S' {$ iTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
7 `8 F: v) N* Y" b, V; \% ZClass: Maria. 9 l1 S6 P% _2 R# ?, y8 ?
9 M O! ^+ _) L. N4 CTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? & Q: s% E) Q9 N3 L5 R( J ^
John: You told me to do it without using tables. ! a. j5 G% K. l6 q, P
* T" ?( ~4 e" y6 E! nTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
3 T3 j# o! s* E B5 ^5 zGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" % `+ J4 ]. q9 u4 f7 i8 e8 `
Teacher: No, that's wrong
+ x& i# i3 X) |# q+ v: t. T( k" iGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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* H: ?. s1 H! V! XTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? . _: |& m0 C. m6 j
Donald: H I J K L M N O. 2 Y' K1 S* W* j2 Q( F: z$ E/ Q. C
Teacher: What are you talking about? 5 p" |0 {4 g* q6 Q, H
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. " m2 L" i# e6 l3 g
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
+ r! ]$ I* h4 _3 S. ~# }5 dWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
7 z; U% \4 j# {/ o0 M4 J. RGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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) x( B7 d" ^1 {Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." $ c- N0 m2 R4 t6 K$ J# g# ]
Millie: I is...
# f* L6 t# F: i" E! d4 ]' O5 OTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." ( Z: `6 J% @2 a0 V
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 6 T2 V- L6 G' H' i. b6 T' ]
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
, _) a. P. G: ?' PLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? - F& H7 ~. J! i* R
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. . Y' `$ \3 W* } v; |, ^. X. [
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
9 H6 X8 L/ F% A7 R+ qClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
0 ]; a3 l4 M6 K( D' l; [Harold: A teacher
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