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& D) @, o: U# Z; E2 CTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
7 Y' O7 I' B5 q1 i, j& zMaria: Here it is. 5 v B! D2 S5 G% b. K, a. ]) h
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
* D4 a" {( n" g/ wClass: Maria.
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4 _% D- c- K/ G! BTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ) Y; J( l9 j8 f1 h# l1 F
John: You told me to do it without using tables. ' t7 O" t5 s6 M D5 L" A
. |$ B. N7 W- L& BTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
$ Y: d1 l( i# \: I7 P) yGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
$ T: k8 M6 z) HTeacher: No, that's wrong 2 L+ l- q* i5 Y2 C0 n! l
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 8 \5 z2 c: w& \, ]9 J B) o8 X; I
Donald: H I J K L M N O. ' \/ @; F, O6 \; m% I- V
Teacher: What are you talking about?
3 G* s) F- w0 @/ C+ R$ [( g! nDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 2 l( K! ~( O: q% l
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. j& }! q( a8 w
Winnie: Me! * P7 S ^6 E D3 j
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
' [2 ^* E6 e- dGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 4 Q# \1 |7 ?# }
; x5 R9 t* s! x$ o& ITeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
; A) O, C+ d" M5 K$ qMillie: I is... & I1 C+ i( J$ S
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 7 h$ t# i, P6 C9 y4 _8 Z
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 2 d* ]+ q! _- n5 _; W
3 r6 C/ z' [! b1 gTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? $ E# `- X3 ^ I; X5 L
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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3 N# o5 Q# L! l" |& O9 u# MTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? ( ~" t! ~( ~7 Y( \& x" l3 B2 Q
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. - i& R2 i( }' R& X1 f' [
8 i' U3 b: X: ~( c' z$ G8 rTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? , d/ ]9 t- k& h! U2 M
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 7 S6 y6 H- i' W" o9 X, A! v. d
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? ; ?, i% p! ^0 `) v; q) j( x/ g# P
Harold: A teacher
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