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, }4 a7 b! v- C( H! bTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 7 v2 t+ n" C& V R9 ^
Maria: Here it is. 0 q" V0 }$ {5 E; b; {% Q
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
+ B+ A8 O7 Q% M4 tClass: Maria. + o/ @! @+ \* r# \' q. G
; K% i V6 V, L& {% B$ ]/ X4 STeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
; G) n5 B8 [2 J: A7 fJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
& \2 l" A5 @' L6 e0 M" b% EGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
; H* e# \ _; N e) {! tTeacher: No, that's wrong
: A! | w) a- V! P* w. P! G! \Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. # B. ~6 v; @: {" x4 A6 A$ ~% R
u: S+ y8 g6 X) ~* {Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
, U7 C2 n& o+ n) ODonald: H I J K L M N O. ' [/ D: G+ I1 X8 N
Teacher: What are you talking about?
2 L& o$ L; V/ SDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. % ~* ?! f# V( I0 w2 N
& t9 S8 S+ n' K# fTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. ; `! h. I7 Q0 [/ y
Winnie: Me! ' u' `# {! v) A6 q
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
8 k4 d9 \! |2 UGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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9 t. m; v( ?! O7 yTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." ! `$ k" L$ W5 D8 Y% \5 n
Millie: I is...
! q) `- T4 N5 F/ CTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." + Z. y- O/ C' a8 r
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? + r$ K6 d9 l( M, N% D, X
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 8 K" U9 ?6 e! }, {+ p2 T
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
5 c! G* r7 [0 G# ^6 a# o% s" t8 ?Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 6 e9 f' m7 b0 I; Y% p2 B+ s4 ]) r
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? - t5 A% C$ n) M
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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' f" |1 n9 v8 u& {+ m& STeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
9 T3 {0 d2 U) b0 o) fHarold: A teacher
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