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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. * Y& A# g% m6 i; }
Maria: Here it is.
& L8 X6 A/ g' `6 ? XTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? $ L* M! @. E7 k! m* b9 s# V
Class: Maria. 6 K7 m$ S3 `) T6 F; z
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? , ]; |: a5 i" S" Q
John: You told me to do it without using tables. , J' y0 o) ^* ]) M; z: ]3 H
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
) k" D4 ?9 q; UGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" " s1 [& W2 Y* L3 @ j: @3 p
Teacher: No, that's wrong
3 C, A* {3 b5 T: K: N' lGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 7 F9 k2 _' @" z# C# Q9 c0 v
, A5 m: |- J7 ~% R: A& wTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
7 J2 O8 |$ ?( x( e* M# Y. @5 Y0 x% MDonald: H I J K L M N O.
# I; }( W( b; `. w( E" G& wTeacher: What are you talking about?
" C& P$ |6 n4 PDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 1 I% T+ a; u! q1 Y+ z: v9 o
! p% M z' A% p8 S9 }, yTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
. U7 y( \! S) \0 s+ L9 MWinnie: Me! 3 L# V8 O/ l+ D/ J
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
/ w+ J2 C( H+ J. j3 L5 m2 L: [, hGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 1 ]" a# h" b# W6 h- \4 j
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 8 G0 F# `, a' I7 a0 c; j
Millie: I is...
. E; p; G; C" K3 T9 E$ aTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 8 L) C: v; @5 d5 ?; a. Q
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." / L: @9 y* l5 e* q0 b( M8 W
3 x# ~# A- X) ~' T3 A+ ~8 oTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
& X& @1 R/ N' E/ y8 \) bLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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6 ?, u! P H4 |% i( D: e' D; I. m0 E NTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? . T* ]6 O5 b- r7 e7 V* M$ X
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 9 U+ ?8 D3 E- h
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. " u+ f, S. r) b; W
( @3 u$ J( \4 vTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
& M2 L3 p% f8 {8 r7 ]$ A& v) gHarold: A teacher ! Q5 P9 o6 i/ r( r( y) r6 ?
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