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& x6 |9 y" l7 o! s6 _0 G" E( ^% g" ^& kTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
% a" F( \, s% \4 v8 lMaria: Here it is.
: R3 A E- h+ ]% sTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? ! n) P' w. j8 d; c/ i
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ) b t$ Q$ i2 X- C) o! a
John: You told me to do it without using tables. 1 n c5 [8 d' S; D. B+ }
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 1 i6 b+ n* }/ Z2 B
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 0 Y" u# k0 o$ _7 b7 A4 B0 N* _. s- @
Teacher: No, that's wrong
1 n- I- F' b9 E# s D9 T) mGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ; I8 u& ~2 Q1 B
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
# _3 w* z, F( F$ G7 |$ ?: J$ NDonald: H I J K L M N O.
9 }! a) c6 D, ]7 E) n+ }" C; v0 qTeacher: What are you talking about?
, C* e4 r, P* [( k6 LDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 2 O9 j: u0 F4 h0 z o0 b
Winnie: Me! 8 U0 p9 w* M% m K* n1 w; ]
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? . b4 T5 ]2 k* o
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
1 y S8 Y; ~" n* cMillie: I is...
1 ^; S0 _0 h ~1 L% a! HTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
5 L, O8 F' \/ J8 }1 x. A# yMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." ; l0 ^. q1 A! _0 B/ h0 o
- d$ ]" A/ S+ h* T$ u, J. ]Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 0 w, c! H0 s3 i* |( n
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. $ @4 a$ g9 |! T
# `8 A/ I3 X0 D- }5 STeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
. g/ H9 I* d# J* lSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? ! u: u# B. i* ^3 e7 ~$ y) K
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 3 ~0 r' M1 w( D, t9 [3 G5 R' C( p
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
% r* S3 Q. E; o* iHarold: A teacher
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