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3 h# u7 y- \. q% `Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
, u) v/ ]8 B9 m3 |9 L/ n6 rMaria: Here it is.
" k( r, [( O5 ]1 E$ k6 XTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
- ]7 i" W& Q1 m( u. \5 VClass: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
" \/ O5 g- h3 p; M3 V+ V5 I# IJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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) N, \2 l( f! ]9 s+ Q& `Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
6 I' \' C; N# r( [3 @Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 9 p9 t2 V- ]5 H, K! k+ y: I# V
Teacher: No, that's wrong 5 Q2 w; b: z( R: V$ o- `
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. : i4 z! V; a3 ?9 N
" M) K, b$ [8 @' [+ W! U; sTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? ) W9 \- d& A1 _: f% ~ L
Donald: H I J K L M N O. : c9 h5 x9 Z" w, f% M1 {" S( j
Teacher: What are you talking about? : ~8 T; R( |- v7 l$ I- I
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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5 j$ f) F# B6 g% ~/ ^! n: STeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. ( e1 H& w& I' R9 H3 t* r2 H
Winnie: Me! , r; q- J4 R, P; R/ y
7 s& Q! J7 v' W& DTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? - N4 W F0 u/ n
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 1 }) G0 W' v9 I2 Z6 z
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 1 m, j# `' \8 J6 d9 d: p2 Q5 ~
Millie: I is... 9 D9 o: f4 E; K$ @1 P
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 0 _4 D T c' z+ {
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 6 m% k, ?7 W" Q# T1 f. S; O6 P
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. ' x7 z) A l+ x1 Q
0 b7 ~3 `' x$ K+ h6 v0 C& LTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? : N& Q' Y( C) W; k, i
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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2 E9 [8 F/ c2 D- s" C% d( Q G# hTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
. R- z0 F* m8 j7 C1 w' ZClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. : p$ r6 J/ V2 c4 _! `
8 S; R }3 ^8 s; c; lTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
7 c8 ~" y) M/ S8 u9 u, j3 fHarold: A teacher
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