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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
3 L* D3 d) ]: dMaria: Here it is.
) f; \0 g3 e' A/ j! g- h# |Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
4 g5 a! o4 }% i8 d9 t1 xClass: Maria.
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- \" p M Z+ p: L, gTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ; G# M' e3 _4 ?$ w( G v7 g2 k: L. v
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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1 R) H1 U9 a) w- B+ OTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" ; D1 I% ]+ M- G0 Z$ p
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 1 J$ i6 a! R( f# C% u3 W/ d7 {' x
Teacher: No, that's wrong * r9 {. m7 t+ X9 q- e& t# l2 K
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
. T; ]5 ^" W5 W3 q' rDonald: H I J K L M N O.
( K/ n* Y D2 i" n7 t9 L* X) U& wTeacher: What are you talking about?
. q/ i9 r: T- F# {Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. ' Z: l# t. w; S" @- f8 t6 ~* I
1 m; p0 I; ?' ?; Q1 U( z" E/ z7 gTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. - }" s; ~' D4 K, ?3 h) |
Winnie: Me! ; N8 C }/ T# \
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? w% T" }0 ~, \" @9 N9 U; q
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. * V; { ?; C# S* T: ^7 z N1 ]
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." ! Y) a$ o1 R$ t+ \4 J( F
Millie: I is... : K: }8 K; c! g- W' C5 }
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." " z; w+ Q. q3 K p: L# U2 a* L* v6 e- G, B
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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0 Z, K' J) X WTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
/ d& N9 J1 a' ALouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. , V/ W* l: A! F1 v' i* Q
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
; `+ Y$ A) `5 ^" [0 y( m& O0 B8 lSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
: w/ d& h8 E* c9 Q# }) DClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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% B, v: l; b* k6 T; uTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 4 d6 a) [( \6 \) h0 _5 Z6 `/ S
Harold: A teacher
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