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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
$ U& [( Z% t- O- k9 I2 e7 @6 O1 uMaria: Here it is.
# T' z7 @' C4 R& g# aTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 2 Z# l, g9 h* r4 y1 s( C
Class: Maria. 7 M/ M# Q' O9 S, E- x$ R+ Y
, L$ ], G! p' k: [, ]+ Q8 eTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 5 _- z6 l& \5 b* f' U. u' R
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" ) ^0 |2 G! I" q* q4 `' v. a
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
5 l; p, x n1 W* Z( w( w: gTeacher: No, that's wrong
1 c2 C9 p3 ]. C% G; F% ?( S: sGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. - t) q" J. X* Y2 l
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
+ S. C* g3 B- {& E- L/ y6 ^Donald: H I J K L M N O. ! g) ^9 ]+ e, d. }; O
Teacher: What are you talking about?
9 O- D) h5 v g2 CDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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; N2 S- b- F3 l! m8 D( u4 sTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 7 f0 S7 v. U9 N: N
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
% V+ L. L9 v5 M) JGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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6 |' l) {: @: {3 nTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
9 E( G7 g2 |; d8 O& R- R# vMillie: I is...
% r- s8 R8 i1 [, V: G) mTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 9 H) o, n$ p! e+ \/ j, Y5 W& [
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." M9 [ W$ D4 E" j4 | S* z4 k8 ?
4 E( \" L. C' f. M5 z1 wTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? ! Y2 H& Z, }0 T& `' U# ]/ K
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. + {+ j; B, {/ Q) _
) Q9 h) E( d$ m u$ gTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? ! ~ w' \2 o& j( x
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
* J* t x7 P4 i G% d& eClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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4 ?) @& ]6 L; }" a* [% N" tTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
; K; _ I i& X3 B4 b5 M7 HHarold: A teacher 5 J9 E4 \! X. `/ A" H! S8 x. s
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