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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. ( Y- ]0 e% P& N6 m
Maria: Here it is.
( Z2 _# b4 g7 RTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
- F' e" E: }: ]# t5 @5 Y' qClass: Maria.
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- D3 T5 t# Z5 m ]5 U" bTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
7 y7 q* B' _7 C# H& bJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" . W F# j* ^" r _( H" C, s0 x
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
; t# l4 ]. @2 B6 ?5 MTeacher: No, that's wrong 4 x6 ]% N8 k2 X4 h O9 ~% |# e8 H
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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6 n: D$ N0 V- H% h( w; M8 j O+ _Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 5 T7 ]3 y* {) B. B- v! f
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
' x' H8 @5 E: d: [$ x$ @Teacher: What are you talking about?
7 p7 N3 B! A( x3 r; W, Y( G5 G' pDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
# l0 E# @" o, k0 vWinnie: Me! 5 m- d( s( P! }) n' o
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
! i2 X5 |8 M$ g3 P3 cGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. - p% F# Z1 n S$ J7 _( G& Q. s
" [; X" o% T8 Y2 |8 D6 BTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 4 B/ x2 b: z: [2 Q5 i4 m% t
Millie: I is...
4 d* s3 z3 M6 d6 B+ k" NTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." : _7 r; Z; U1 M2 R5 K- P
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? ( j5 S/ P# L2 s+ Y/ Q, M2 k
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
+ I A8 O3 m& V; ~' {Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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& N2 q, X/ s0 ~# M R" M" c& N/ l7 @$ MTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
! `4 \8 E3 o3 {2 U! iClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. , K0 l9 b& ?4 R9 B
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
7 p- i3 h' H7 u$ ?1 ^0 v0 CHarold: A teacher * J% B" w$ T$ ^/ q+ S
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