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Kids are Quick
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" s3 F* ?. T$ U. }7 f& h6 kTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
' |  Q1 {: V+ x+ `; |8 b8 L$ x2 yMaria: Here it is. 8 ^! \- G- d6 r+ j; e% }
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
7 X) N2 |( E6 D) I) r1 OClass: Maria. & v8 `6 a5 K/ W) U
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
( z, ~1 c) Z  Z' d9 hJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" ) O' k9 N: }4 s* _+ X
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
* p; l8 D% @( C2 m  I* Y# G. S/ m0 m$ hTeacher: No, that's wrong   ~) ?% i% U; @: }  N3 H- S
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 4 Q' W5 I' s4 a6 ~# R- v

' b' H! H, l+ _4 V. [2 w" ]0 pTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? $ {" u* u* D7 ], U
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
  U3 D+ n$ @1 ?8 X+ f+ x( a# jTeacher: What are you talking about? 1 V7 ^6 ~9 `0 r# q
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 3 D. s0 J, ?: x, t- M1 g9 z3 G
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
2 e* R5 y8 R0 t0 J! SWinnie: Me! 7 V* g% ?, p( R) S) c

9 M% S5 X2 n: @, U2 aTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 0 [' t# B" S2 f" c/ x+ u
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
7 O# Z8 {0 T* ?/ W# u/ T  [Millie: I is...
3 W- ]/ g9 I! \; d! B4 _" ETeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." - `7 X# v# \5 L2 v
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." + I) y: [8 V9 A% r, W0 D4 d

7 U! R2 J9 j) y8 R. H6 D- PTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 4 R. |, r2 `0 w0 n( A6 [# V$ |
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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( E8 H* r1 H7 V7 |Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? " K% Q5 R% {7 Q: ~6 d
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 9 U9 {1 F0 A  h* ^- g

$ |1 V& s( u) u5 A: b/ |Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
# O% U+ c, L; kClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 8 Z6 `+ ^; B5 F

0 M# F& m0 w. l( T' k7 VTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? ' K  @! h5 `; V; m. U1 @# O4 ^1 y; O
Harold: A teacher 7 c& K( ~. T+ x5 g- ?8 g8 W
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The last one is GREAT!
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