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/ S- g1 L+ o4 m1 {& dTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
, I ^6 G" n+ e% S: nMaria: Here it is.
2 V; a+ p! Z' d3 B. fTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 4 [" ~' E& C" H+ z6 P
Class: Maria.
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! A0 F5 |" G$ e: P% ZTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? : E0 P1 R W& O5 N6 _) u: b* P M# d
John: You told me to do it without using tables. % Z) c5 U% i, t+ t, ]( c0 ?) h
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 2 i. w: Z7 Z8 I
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
5 M( a; ~! R. Q8 E9 oTeacher: No, that's wrong : s9 N" ]+ v, ]3 s
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
7 b; G2 U, ?: J9 m1 P. A ~: oDonald: H I J K L M N O. " v& o: d4 d. O G1 z
Teacher: What are you talking about? & M2 e2 ?8 c( W$ E& B+ Y% `0 R* ]
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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1 E b4 f9 H }* e" I. ATeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
1 O3 a$ ~* u. K _ @Winnie: Me! 9 l3 o/ {9 ^/ K
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
3 W# w, u6 R) b% A \Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ) N* x# U5 r6 [/ l
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
, W! {8 Q# J% q1 d% W' \Millie: I is... , n# }5 W, A7 w2 M; A% X
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 4 E$ e% a) B5 F% g; \; Q6 {5 a/ q
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 8 S P; q3 [8 f2 ~) j- _! z
9 F" p* ?6 L* }) C7 a9 R/ |Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? ( e; S$ Q* x/ d' h& p- `0 m; O& G
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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3 D# Z$ o2 O! g# {Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
- n1 N6 O" ^; [Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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7 q7 l( ]1 A9 Z' x; _" p# c1 j" tTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 6 v7 V, `/ l5 h
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. ! A( T7 A' d- r" Z4 [9 J u
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 7 {6 t4 M* O+ A- p; m, @
Harold: A teacher
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