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+ g. d9 V; Z# D8 Q2 C/ U/ FTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. & [: b1 B4 q! F* p, d) r0 `- r
Maria: Here it is. ! x8 u' ?7 Q0 t* p
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? ! Y# ~+ e) J/ F5 u) v7 i% [
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& z% U2 a5 x. s- C3 u4 W" H QTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? , S) Z+ P5 N+ ^
John: You told me to do it without using tables. % L7 m( O E9 o" G. ]! Y8 A
6 w2 J, l2 q" iTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
! s2 x! q3 N/ t9 ^Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 2 c3 @7 C/ w8 B6 d: o7 d! b
Teacher: No, that's wrong
1 L \+ M/ J+ h0 T$ WGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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( r+ L+ g8 j6 L1 h: cTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
L$ R5 H. f4 `) ?' LDonald: H I J K L M N O. # @& Q, v4 s1 P0 b' j+ c# K- I) _) j$ M
Teacher: What are you talking about?
1 I4 _6 o+ |$ B8 ]8 ?: hDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. * p) f: c& v/ m4 l' v A5 y
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
! `1 \; x# C9 V" a% wGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." / x5 f+ ?' f$ E4 [% |
Millie: I is...
* X& t3 h2 _' g) kTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 1 W( {* t' H( W6 a( j3 C. j7 W9 f
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 6 m, G/ m+ x, L0 ^0 ~0 n% o% y+ `* C
/ T8 c% q$ C& B7 q, C; h' F+ ?Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? % a& T# t+ J4 G% h A3 w
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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; Q l/ [) Q% {$ p) f( w2 UTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? - x: V- f9 t8 p, }" u$ C& h
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 0 u$ J1 l! \9 i( G/ J% @
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. + |* e. H% l w
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
- H- w% T9 \- RHarold: A teacher
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