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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
3 H% h6 i$ Q! ^# C6 }Maria: Here it is.
& D7 Y4 ^0 M2 B% DTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? ) A! B/ S6 x' f: S8 ` B
Class: Maria. ) r- Q8 k, o" ]5 i
9 [0 d G' q3 ^ CTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? " h/ p; |& I/ j
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
: [0 E! ?+ b6 Q, z# w, SGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
& r' S/ c- h" gTeacher: No, that's wrong c& q9 Y* k9 r' y* ]* j! d
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. : R* x% e; p! |( u% s0 t4 r
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? # I. Q( a! q. N- Y5 D" I& E
Donald: H I J K L M N O. $ Q- z! z8 O, F
Teacher: What are you talking about? 3 @6 [% O) k0 L+ m0 n5 P& B
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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' n$ B$ ?" ?, b9 f+ {4 @Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. ) E3 r" w- f9 X( y8 x$ A
Winnie: Me! % I3 L1 u' L1 O9 y$ M+ o5 x/ Z
, s7 A1 s' }% m+ yTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
6 B# T8 P' m: z" f bGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 3 L. Y$ K9 I1 K+ ^
, C+ x! p0 ^" X' D9 v# N/ rTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
2 I- Q& x, U+ _. \6 ]0 {8 L6 C3 dMillie: I is... 1 p0 j% z7 ^# C G9 G+ [! _
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
2 i6 U7 R& u6 p8 S! UMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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- P) Y6 O. G0 f R0 Y- c n; YTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
. T" G; i7 X' [) ^ JLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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& S( R" I# ~) [' W& b1 X$ V, [8 n* E' CTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
; L/ T& [ b9 m8 Y7 w2 G" h5 }" NSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 3 k, [$ z! i* h5 N9 t2 ^
% j) D: W# b4 a% r+ q6 `: }Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
: X0 |# Q& t& i+ p- g0 bClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? $ \5 V% u/ K9 n8 G# [1 V1 n3 Z
Harold: A teacher
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