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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 6 ^7 s( v1 g7 d- y/ ~0 i$ n# O
Maria: Here it is. $ v2 v7 m, r9 v& j+ \2 P
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
4 N6 J2 K3 O( Z, Q$ ?Class: Maria.
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) ]2 N6 V8 e' t1 wTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
0 o4 W8 _7 Z; y3 P- AJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. 5 w) O9 W/ ]6 k- V1 S9 V
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
4 p/ _( K) o" L2 _, J6 ?2 O- RGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" ( P2 y+ n0 s M0 Y: u; t
Teacher: No, that's wrong " O6 I9 q( j( k9 W: U2 C
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 8 |0 q% M$ u' V3 w2 H
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
$ O5 i9 o$ F- f& bTeacher: What are you talking about?
W: f0 g4 R9 l" ^2 r6 {Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. * G4 c& Q, ~" _2 q1 i" S4 O5 b2 [
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
[2 I4 m5 L: N# r9 R2 }# ]Winnie: Me!
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& s& q' v+ h9 M. Q3 B& LTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
P7 g2 }! L$ R( aGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. , ~. A/ m( u! H) P3 F# n( }. `2 w
3 n/ w/ }- n6 [+ ], a0 u4 kTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." , O8 U- b6 m- Q% j3 F0 F% p( ?
Millie: I is... / [0 c$ ^" I$ C! Q7 o
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
, o" M6 Y; a; x" ~# UMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." * u2 M% @( o- v) U. Q2 }
+ P! Z1 T5 F/ f( jTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
7 b+ ?5 ^0 L5 @% i; eLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 3 \, i% ~% ~$ w1 L, L% K
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 5 f* o. p* F( A) k6 U/ z2 y
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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3 o3 y3 F. _" P* n5 l8 G4 ITeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
3 `! r1 C- y8 a. P. P7 \4 E- B1 bClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? # K: E9 m3 O; ^
Harold: A teacher
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