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发表于 2008-3-7 20:50 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids are Quick
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' W( k/ E5 r  L; W* P- n, zTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
( P3 l/ w3 y$ X2 x+ w& YMaria: Here it is. 1 ^% Q  |) R, I- K1 J1 T
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
7 z% Z9 L. F2 o; ~  o8 o! ?Class: Maria. ' z3 I7 x7 i: p
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? & a% f1 a3 ^9 N( E3 K- Q
John: You told me to do it without using tables. 8 y- T, I9 \$ ?, Z2 m0 h" K) A

# P* V0 Q2 \' c, @( \, STeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" ; w1 s4 h, d2 }0 |* T) E+ l8 l" l. D) Y
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 3 R2 n5 C9 w) j# h% }2 h
Teacher: No, that's wrong
2 Q9 H" y! I0 oGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. # r: F9 V; u: k! ~! g' H8 s4 y

/ L6 [( g; Y) j: ITeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 0 s4 `8 a- F5 d7 m! Y% e
Donald: H I J K L M N O. 2 v7 F$ \& G4 V9 F: P( p0 i% g7 h
Teacher: What are you talking about?
" Y4 {  S6 C8 F7 ?5 ^% v3 m  L' N( HDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. , f# ?! o. x5 L) z! f' i& ~, o
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
. \7 C# j/ I) iWinnie: Me! / P% s& u2 v3 w9 n& y- m5 L! T+ a4 g
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
9 _% |" L. Z9 \% A& v" C! gGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. - p' \7 d& h3 R& |" f$ `9 `* d0 M

: c0 {* q3 d) N/ g+ l; E/ OTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." . _8 k% M/ I. Q
Millie: I is... 9 N" X+ g8 F) g/ d5 x% F! ~9 x' n
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
9 D& p" K$ W  U% gMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? % B$ }# B+ x4 C( M- B$ p
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 8 D# P" f/ @* k/ x/ f$ Q9 T0 ~
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
5 z( b1 w, e6 {8 J! T! e( m' kSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. + k, Z0 H. U6 ^9 \. I* y

5 v% J/ z/ F6 A/ [* WTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
& w6 E9 o$ U& f- x0 T  XClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.   D. D" K9 Q  ~" K  {1 t' L3 c

4 R/ `" Z8 D  `6 |8 b. n' ATeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? / o0 T  E8 k& \; M4 ], N! |0 _
Harold: A teacher & b* n% ^  N1 ^% l( o& }: K

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