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, I4 Y9 D$ I# ]4 V, STeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
. d* o2 G; |2 m1 gMaria: Here it is. ! @2 E& b" m. |, k! _& K+ e4 J
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
/ i( u- [8 K) g0 B @Class: Maria. & j- h* z$ Q1 z& o) E
; m$ W; i j" y" T5 s+ oTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 2 q+ ]3 e5 T9 _* `
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 4 w' l2 }! }# ]0 W( p
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
8 Z( n6 M/ _9 ]* ^8 V8 C, yTeacher: No, that's wrong
9 E7 I& m5 A/ nGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. $ _- p. v3 q: N5 K1 l' \
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? * `6 R( }$ m) N5 S
Donald: H I J K L M N O. ) Z5 i5 ]6 {8 M- l
Teacher: What are you talking about?
9 u9 M N {& I) }# h! nDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. ) u0 J0 c5 \6 ^# L, ^' {4 p
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. & ]( S; o1 D1 e2 v: v5 b
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 8 \% c. `: L# Q; Q+ u# M
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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" t3 x1 ^9 I9 G. A; U* BTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." , d" |! N3 \) K7 d1 W; B+ s
Millie: I is...
; A9 j9 L; c5 K' k. R' K1 [ @0 OTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
' E: Y J; B3 z0 @1 TMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
# n$ e/ P5 @$ y& v5 z5 a/ o2 i7 J$ ILouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? $ Z! o2 c3 z5 i; g* r, d7 B
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. " A! ~: y* n7 Y
- ?, v7 R" ]3 [- c9 hTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? ) ^/ R$ L8 v, g' [6 i3 d3 b, b9 v9 x
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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( k; r- t) H; U% W7 ~. NTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? * r( w* `( y) d( A& P
Harold: A teacher
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