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+ w7 a) u3 U; e: P" g5 r0 XTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
# A1 V: l. w0 K; T+ ^5 fMaria: Here it is. . S+ f6 d1 h' `. J5 `
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
$ n; p" t/ s5 w2 d8 x iClass: Maria. 4 G( w9 _+ @' f% F$ V
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ) B, D @1 a( D1 B$ L4 v
John: You told me to do it without using tables. ; j6 x: n8 i z! `: d! B( u
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
1 f/ p/ b X5 N" V# i) KGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
! e8 s U- G- s8 O3 f% fTeacher: No, that's wrong ( u' ^7 k6 p, r6 n/ t& ~; u
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. / o5 u6 _% d7 h, M5 L; }6 M
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? * W% U: {/ C8 U& h$ a
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
2 u9 _1 j# o) g; L% j$ N- h& C" aTeacher: What are you talking about? q- ?( U+ _7 s
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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9 ] \+ d* E1 v1 e" O3 N; XTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
: }' V3 S' W3 L( Q! @9 XWinnie: Me!
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1 N: ?# F) y* CTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
6 ?& z& W$ M j2 N1 TGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. : @, X" [/ I, t+ U8 {
6 n6 U' o4 z) Q% T) MTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." . w; h; K C4 @, C! u( X- }6 {
Millie: I is... 5 x! a7 u# R" c3 s; d& F% e! n. Q0 A
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
% ? d4 m B0 u5 B, A/ xMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 4 S5 [2 I9 j5 W
0 i6 _% f9 K6 i8 S) q/ [+ ZTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
# \+ h; F0 E# |% }* S SLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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) {1 P( ^8 ]8 f' J! jTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? ! i$ h1 h9 p" M/ K* `% Q
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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, m J; u5 N+ G% ]Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 5 l4 {! }5 ]) N, |
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. - k D, T; j# H9 Y$ O; D' F; }: e
/ k! J- `( e6 h! ~" M- [Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? & y& z1 X! H; X; O0 y' H2 ]2 @7 d
Harold: A teacher
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