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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. + h4 i7 Y# s( j4 _( |8 |5 t7 l
Maria: Here it is. 1 A! o+ b4 d& g: H+ }' t- O
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
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1 f6 K7 l+ I/ w5 p2 t' gTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? * g1 x- C" \( s$ ]
John: You told me to do it without using tables. ! c3 j" _6 l# ^7 |
% \$ @" h8 N- G% W1 r, |Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 0 W* }) }/ \( }' V
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 1 ^0 U3 g4 M/ R# `0 Y4 X$ Q
Teacher: No, that's wrong
7 E% V& [$ H( f' u* kGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. . [% j" X) ?. I
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
7 i9 O8 F1 r. F' @& [( LDonald: H I J K L M N O.
7 ]4 @" y3 {( X" JTeacher: What are you talking about?
+ G7 J3 j+ y9 |Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. ; d' L- t. E) l0 z
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. " v6 X0 Z/ a/ f
Winnie: Me! " R; N# v4 L! g
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? ' [) |- N# M+ x
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 6 Z! f6 a. n4 T
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." - F* Z& i8 {, o! ~1 y& _
Millie: I is... 4 ], a. n) F1 e
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
x* Z: t$ f6 Y; }! p- u5 d) q0 Y6 ?; C# gMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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/ u% M- i8 F) g" T1 C. r6 xTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? & [, T9 C! }6 E
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 8 d2 i4 e6 e% c/ R
* m5 V/ q& `' g' oTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 6 V: N$ Z2 l" Y% j7 c
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 0 o3 B1 a6 F, C: C. b5 w
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? , ~. y7 f: `- B, ^5 _- Q
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 6 q0 T+ v" `* p2 m, X. o+ h
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
% E/ M) a# u5 C- u0 s$ L# S! n7 k7 }Harold: A teacher % F; G( S1 K& j" w. U
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