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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
* R* k3 p$ n( h9 }8 l4 \Maria: Here it is. 7 u/ x' Z# I% Y6 X$ I) H3 ~2 a
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 0 }' W8 y+ W" F: J
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
/ A. K$ ~$ |3 B8 P! P& ^John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" ! U0 H. T3 I6 T$ k
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 0 q# @6 k, x# i0 D) Y, e# J s8 `
Teacher: No, that's wrong * r( a k% Y7 B
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. h" } G f/ N. h/ X4 {
& O7 m8 x: Y c$ G$ jTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
) b$ H& o& c/ i* h7 g/ o% W% SDonald: H I J K L M N O.
/ t1 \! f" y( U- C1 X, NTeacher: What are you talking about? ; T _$ N7 L# @
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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5 }1 {; `* c9 r x6 A( f. fTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. ! t% T e& ?. J$ u2 z; b
Winnie: Me!
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! o: I+ v: d. U: O: Q1 kTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
0 _, Q, V9 D' i3 z. IGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. % U! A* y9 V2 t7 U. E; n5 n
1 F& W( G6 T# m( p+ _' e6 ETeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
; }- x0 W, n6 z( {Millie: I is... ; s) n1 I0 r1 h0 C8 Y2 ~
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 1 ?: ]; V2 a" n( w
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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! h. T3 P& s+ [* }; G" M% [Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? * y. b( v' Z% U
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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5 m' R& j& s7 Y( F% fTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 0 t8 Z I% V! h/ J& R8 Z+ W
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
5 g# z- E. n$ E! }& jClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
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