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4 J; j& d, L- v6 U$ ~! cTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. $ Y* _4 x% u2 D5 | O
Maria: Here it is. 8 \& M3 @5 x% a/ A" {: {# G& A
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? - {4 h2 a e1 R
Class: Maria. 9 g* [, u2 C) A1 R( B1 t/ w
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
$ A5 e& t, c4 h1 C! rJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 4 x p, r5 E) f/ u/ h/ I
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
( y3 A2 v( t7 w' P5 `5 zTeacher: No, that's wrong " U: V8 H$ E* }$ V* [/ T! N% g
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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: R# a8 b0 X1 c2 `Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 2 m+ |6 D2 _3 V; S
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
8 a, P1 q8 f; c$ S' fTeacher: What are you talking about? 2 f: g1 N9 F! H& {; T7 ?
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. ( M7 x2 e; w' \& D
: a5 I5 N, R* Y4 `' ~Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
3 E; U( @: d! ?Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
. v- I6 ^; W- f3 h( a; \Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. - q8 A# J) n2 r9 F% ^* V4 T. R
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
: p, g2 _1 k, x1 {Millie: I is...
- W) |. ]; _2 x( h# M3 @Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." + Q$ P7 {- A& ?% g, L! T+ S4 K
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." * r2 ], F$ n4 @! a: I4 n ]3 x
; K# U" S' e. _- k7 ?Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? # H; I, l/ C6 g+ S" x. S; L0 {
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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$ [: n9 ?8 o6 t4 L: |' RTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
- q ?; `- k) m$ c' p+ oSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? , V- e0 P# Q; h4 M
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 9 p8 r# B) x) q7 x, _6 K
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
$ {! X7 i" H3 y+ t+ S( k% HHarold: A teacher 4 L, M& ^9 I5 ?; E* X1 n$ H
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