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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 9 Y2 Y+ m3 C7 |# g2 x9 |
Maria: Here it is. ; Y& G( v' j& Y- k: L
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? P1 M9 L M: p# h0 g( `% l
Class: Maria.
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( N/ x3 s+ [. y; v" R9 FTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 5 ]3 r5 A; Y: c, l- m
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 3 b z; K8 R4 ~( |/ v: u$ C
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" # T' H; H" ~# |$ i
Teacher: No, that's wrong 6 I: q# i6 z1 |
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
8 @; x: Y/ A* w, {0 [$ f0 m% l; LDonald: H I J K L M N O. ' d% s) Q( w1 ]
Teacher: What are you talking about? " [9 `0 Z6 M1 @; ^; `* r3 O
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. * C* q" K- p* e6 h) ?9 Q& o3 v
6 e# H0 r3 U+ k% e9 sTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. # Z, L/ x2 f: _7 G
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 6 `7 Z2 v) X2 p6 t
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." / I8 Z9 d3 D& z. _
Millie: I is... ; B- y5 E* B& p) k4 ~7 b
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." * |3 ]/ I5 E A6 k, S. z& M3 T
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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. V- I* y5 ]0 v. K) m0 H' qTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? / b2 R* A$ ]3 E# Q# v8 c' q$ D
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 4 `' L5 |6 {+ Y3 M2 C
( B; d( \- O/ z4 \% wTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
- F5 Q. [" g, V4 I0 BSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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+ U% g% k! f+ l/ @/ Q2 M# M G/ YTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
9 q6 D3 h2 r- B/ L' B3 H7 g( J& vClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. ; q, B: x1 a2 N3 ^# n3 p
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
8 j. C, J0 l# w" l% y2 u- _ yHarold: A teacher + ? U% ^ P/ T! T" `
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