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6 K2 z& b( p8 g! C- w+ n* k6 r+ YTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
! {6 ~6 Z9 T' \: B* Q0 jMaria: Here it is.
7 W; C l( K( RTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
. ~4 }- b+ k# w3 u8 s% lClass: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? " i- Y. Q/ f% c6 |6 [2 F
John: You told me to do it without using tables. , v: O* Z g& P4 T) v
7 E: H! v# ~7 H+ X8 T( \Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
& Q& n& l6 H. {7 @- EGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
8 O+ ]8 P$ m0 i* b; T, _5 ITeacher: No, that's wrong + P# x4 Y) a0 c
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 7 m0 n9 s( Z* O2 a6 F( ^% h( L8 B
* Y! ^: P. u2 Y/ fTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 4 J# G5 M% X1 e: Q' F
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
: \2 d3 z) C9 x' o( N: [Teacher: What are you talking about? ; p$ K" w8 c% d# a
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. * |3 j, o$ h' A
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 4 D, g% g l4 E6 l' ]
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? # D% o; _) Z' r Y
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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$ O1 \7 g( b/ t2 D3 l# l( \Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." X) J+ d( `2 ?$ n/ H
Millie: I is... * a6 s7 Q7 h1 y) t1 i7 I7 y. P! t
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
1 Z) v; p0 ` F4 H- _3 fMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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. [2 A' M8 \" f0 H6 ^; Q9 |) QTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
+ t+ E6 n& P( B. @# i3 ^Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
$ C' f0 T. `7 Q* } x9 f3 b! rSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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0 `0 R3 X$ {3 Y0 R/ A, {Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
. P5 \0 `6 D# r1 J! j/ E" u& m) {Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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, D$ ]/ k& [0 b0 NTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
& K* J2 U( K" C1 tHarold: A teacher % ?! q0 z' f+ R
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