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$ d u6 P1 H. h+ DTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. $ _: f" }! ?$ y1 t* V) m! p
Maria: Here it is.
7 K) C; d) G- i& g% A; VTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? # s. u7 V2 u% X1 K1 b S
Class: Maria. 7 V7 F( j! O0 x0 B- P/ M& r
* Q/ B2 c- ?5 pTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
3 f, p: M3 @" @' q$ hJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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( @; {5 M0 s1 L4 v* cTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
# r% g& U' C1 g1 u4 [Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
) k0 A7 w" p# U% o! ~Teacher: No, that's wrong
- @2 I; a! k0 x6 O( m/ E- YGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 1 p& v+ \+ u, U h2 ]
+ T9 E+ n. |* uTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
2 `1 B- W. C6 T. x) w0 QDonald: H I J K L M N O. ; d* A0 w% K, R/ W% \
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Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 5 S% u4 ?8 B) O" a
; g$ ~5 L d2 ?! jTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 2 V5 g4 g) _4 q9 [4 P4 _
Winnie: Me!
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) |# d0 Y7 b1 k" lTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
* m; L/ s' i; dGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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& l. P- f8 p' J8 _5 C. ^ M! s( JTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
1 N% ^) w( T0 N* E, bMillie: I is... 8 I$ _/ |- k! i4 ]% I7 n: _ e: B
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." , ?5 o* ]$ r) d: x
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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; m3 D, {. X8 E( JTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
2 v# x0 f4 f/ M/ d3 O' M9 q5 x4 w! FLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. $ \2 U& |+ A7 h! b
3 I" ^# ]$ T Z* MTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
. e7 K( U2 T, w. ^, B& K* M! h USimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 7 r1 R1 }8 m6 v
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
5 N6 T, z! q3 }1 w* GClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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7 q) |6 ?0 e2 ]0 a( dTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
! z! a2 Q6 y, Y1 |+ RHarold: A teacher 8 |: T6 M. B+ a
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