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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. & ?8 i2 T4 G9 L8 o, I$ F" e
Maria: Here it is.
6 g( r \7 a. r* \3 K* ^, q/ D( M/ q2 S: nTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
! ?3 j! {& ~! ~6 p z# jClass: Maria. 0 G- k y8 i; K! [8 P
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
4 N- b& n0 H. S, ]$ e8 ^+ v: [John: You told me to do it without using tables. 9 n# s: U% n& R: }! Z
/ Q$ ~+ \$ t' V8 O: }5 qTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 8 ~( S, @$ p( l2 g" {4 W
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
' p+ x* }- y) m) ]5 y) M6 x' j! }Teacher: No, that's wrong
) {" s( |2 T% l% c6 \! W7 PGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 4 y( v5 `. V; f# f" U
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
$ w3 v) Z. q# q$ x5 z" d! l0 sTeacher: What are you talking about? 1 w/ i x1 b2 K( [3 r$ V
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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0 j5 o. Y+ F' g' M" Z" {* {Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
: U, r; c- [! {+ ]$ B" HWinnie: Me!
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/ F& c0 ]! M# E5 `' h+ l* UTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 9 b, j- I4 Z' v6 l2 n7 K
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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8 a% L- I; E9 E# i& ?! ^# |/ ` pTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." ! _8 Y% Z' x7 w! W! `1 q# @0 v$ h
Millie: I is...
# f& I6 L% e/ s& y7 dTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." . I0 z0 Y. p2 f- w- E6 V! O+ W
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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6 W2 g+ Y6 I( t2 J# }% t7 GTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
/ ^ S4 n/ x+ Q) XLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 1 ^% `4 J1 q8 P% q- ?6 A: [- B
" B' C4 V- P, wTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
; _& K, f) b1 G9 x: FSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. / {8 l6 m& a. F
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
; t' B* O) `: @3 f2 o: J8 _Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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: P5 Q# i+ ^% PTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? / ]4 s% {* U* |; l, s! B
Harold: A teacher
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