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" G& V) m/ {; Q* s# ]/ N/ ]- VTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
' J% L* j# k; M- c( ]* qMaria: Here it is. 9 q q8 L- E: R. v$ Z7 F8 z8 O" _
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 1 j. I9 L4 `* ~
Class: Maria. ; U3 V5 T% l6 r& Z% z! l2 @4 N
, q7 `( w2 X% E9 wTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
+ L( t! I- Q4 eJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. f& i% W) j8 y' C2 i
0 L# l) F d# `( C6 w, KTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" : e3 b( m( N1 g8 x
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
. V1 h* i1 D, z9 {$ xTeacher: No, that's wrong
/ @( ?2 [2 G9 ]7 Z+ \Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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/ u5 X$ c6 O7 k8 J3 O" Y+ aTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
C, a$ j1 [$ vDonald: H I J K L M N O.
) C$ S7 m9 f' dTeacher: What are you talking about? 3 T$ E5 K. ^1 I* U3 `& t# K2 O
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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5 K% i. _: x) F# y/ V9 r& X/ vTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. - ]2 \, \, n+ B6 @% x* a' ~5 J0 L
Winnie: Me! 0 A, q4 c) K- i& E& G( C G' K
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? ) Y& I3 a, \5 n$ G' [* e
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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4 L( q4 p5 ~- ^* q: yTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 7 n! u; e0 n* C1 {4 h9 Q% T/ P
Millie: I is... 9 X" X3 s5 U/ _) \4 [
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
$ }& P- }+ Q9 g( J9 N2 bMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." ' ]- c6 C: }; G& A. n3 u2 ]
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? & Y g* {0 m$ q' y, V. W
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. ' @! j$ M1 S' y$ }: V" ~" R" |% z
6 Y$ h3 {8 h; \1 L7 m: c# }Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
$ n& u, q- g m+ iSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 7 s* a: h) K8 P# q
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? , C! D) G7 q7 B; D) Q
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. * G: |; L- t' F- w: Y% j
: ^# y# J: _5 }4 ^$ STeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
8 {7 J0 n o8 F/ ?& n: ~1 d& _Harold: A teacher
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