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, k. h0 \1 u; n. u8 f' b! QTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 2 B. W/ h/ R! a/ J& g
Maria: Here it is. . p- K# \* S9 q% d: w. n
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
) P: C. ?" p( x2 N) ZClass: Maria. ! K; ~+ Z4 v- p
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ( s+ r2 j/ w1 d
John: You told me to do it without using tables. # v$ c: T- ]* P! _ X
, `' X7 K+ z: }+ \/ ~( STeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 7 o9 p2 J, v5 W# {5 c
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
0 |! E9 Y) U: R; n. k: ~+ hTeacher: No, that's wrong ) `% S! U1 g3 `& d
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. # V- N' ?' e: |3 M
1 _3 Q, V5 c! e: e7 `Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
# `/ J2 Z4 Z$ L0 u2 ^0 CDonald: H I J K L M N O.
5 c3 D. A! }$ n) x+ j3 W. LTeacher: What are you talking about?
! ]3 l+ m# a% Z. vDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. " J- B) @4 z' n
0 M( q5 G6 e) L E7 l) P1 C8 v. B: @Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. / W9 A: b% V- d; s
Winnie: Me! # H6 w* K/ u0 b, P7 _) k
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? ( t4 N5 w! o L3 z1 u0 p0 Y
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. : z! ^: n. ~2 G
+ U2 e0 r; j8 Q4 m* Z a8 \Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." % K5 R7 [/ V6 ^1 S4 E5 `5 k* R8 j
Millie: I is... : w2 R! j! ~8 Y
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." ) ^8 V5 D1 P, X! P- F
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 2 _7 Q0 Q; h0 W5 e9 ^
+ P( Q8 a% \. Q. R1 Z7 m/ aTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? / E( N2 X+ P0 \1 H
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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$ ]* C& ?8 Y2 b6 WTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? + c+ p' w! k% z/ O& D& z2 M
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? : B$ b1 D6 k' Q7 J
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. , h5 Z, m( M6 [) D2 X
0 I/ u3 p @: u7 d- W/ ^; dTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
" X2 {) I' C/ [: A, R3 @5 B3 A* OHarold: A teacher
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