Kids are Quick

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Kids are Quick
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0 w- c% g& c# L3 \+ Q/ hTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
Maria: Here it is.
6 v. S2 G  u6 m, UTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
Class: Maria.
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1 L( h" _: q* ^! \5 {! C. n8 b* BTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
Teacher: No, that's wrong
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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' m( ]5 e+ ?# a1 U6 CTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
) m2 W. D' b3 T) RWinnie: Me!
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7 |  z  J9 M! j2 @Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
0 m1 y. {. a3 r6 aGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
Millie: I is...
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

) a; C+ E8 M4 F: a; s$ v* l7 ~+ i+ kTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
: B6 Q- |7 N( H/ k6 g6 Z7 |Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.

Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
# \% q4 K8 s% t$ JSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
. g. K* ^4 f7 e/ N% E& W& H" |0 A8 FClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.

Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
5 o  B# P& x+ DHarold: A teacher
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