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$ O2 m) N- }$ ]Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
8 p# u$ s. O5 v* y5 Z& ZMaria: Here it is. 5 }/ E! [+ ]: S
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 3 `& Q7 K& O% ]+ w7 ?" F1 [# a
Class: Maria. 3 o, b# i6 s1 l! A
4 m2 F8 R7 B: @2 l! B0 W; v8 ^' xTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
! v- c# h: I8 e2 cJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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& _3 F; k. q- BTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 0 t: N D. T1 [. n: G5 k$ i
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" & H, w1 M1 g1 b$ D: g, y
Teacher: No, that's wrong & l4 c$ ?9 U6 T" z( e
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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6 J8 }) l7 K; ?4 JTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? . `& s' f4 A+ {6 ?& e
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
, |1 h3 b7 X+ c- L. a* T1 zTeacher: What are you talking about?
8 ^9 o6 Y* ~* h* tDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
: S+ n0 ^3 b( y( a0 J, k! LWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 3 y4 O* y- I# | k
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 2 G( A3 M% i- j3 I/ ]' Q
Millie: I is...
( e0 q0 k! B1 c4 I7 I% W, \- I% mTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 8 S# G' P4 C) w& ?
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." . w$ k+ c0 q# j
' Q( m2 N4 Q8 RTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
7 i$ f% u* @, ]" JLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 8 S& A. _) s; v* a- x. C
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 8 s* ?. U. o9 C. T/ n- m6 ]( I- f; i
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. * k4 t, v+ J: t4 M* a
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
& }, t) p! @( O1 B) x' ^! qHarold: A teacher
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