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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
1 @& A& _) s( N5 e& t) ]Maria: Here it is.
, ?) L9 K7 }2 C$ u* b/ O& O, }Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? + t* i3 B6 d0 l
Class: Maria. ( c( S% k6 }1 w4 ]* R* S
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ( s, h, L2 Q# N. G
John: You told me to do it without using tables. : d* m# J4 q/ z, t9 c- c! x
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" % G( X; F! E. R- F
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 5 b# j3 c; P X3 P
Teacher: No, that's wrong
m2 L: f0 K' N* xGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ?$ _) a+ o( g* ]
! }! k3 D: ]8 |$ B4 ~+ s* b/ gTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? . w) f( _" m. W4 Y( E+ ~0 R
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
* ^( l1 P7 i, D# e. @Teacher: What are you talking about? ! e }5 u/ |# b# _
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 7 K: h2 N4 Q% X' y1 t
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
* E, s4 \. w1 [8 S8 vWinnie: Me! $ p; i1 z* C9 p: u+ g
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 7 T9 J% m8 N5 Q3 _2 R
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ( _) G% F6 ]( ?$ G) I5 u
! ? a' M: l8 Z( {1 l/ {' |Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." . G" D j8 A( ]* y
Millie: I is...
: ]* f! x' ~; cTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." ) P/ O; v: R2 g& z Z6 G9 C
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 2 U7 J$ R( x/ W+ y& {
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 3 Z, g; z( v# N$ t
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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1 _3 j8 H- X: l* t3 R2 STeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 6 S6 i" z# M6 y! T+ u
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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m5 Y+ |. b! w, R& i, NTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? * J7 ^3 @! \. n
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. / p. D3 ~7 y) G$ @& L% s% H
; x- J6 G$ t( G( g) @ {# ETeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
% I r! Z3 D E' i2 `Harold: A teacher
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