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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
. ~9 ~6 `4 t" l1 CMaria: Here it is. 3 g6 S# ^' p! F
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
+ @$ r- K6 H y& ~- J% ^/ ?5 i6 ~! DClass: Maria. * ]# |1 D" X3 |! E. V8 f
4 C6 B' p9 @/ vTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
/ K! ^9 J4 w& u0 |& LJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
; w+ d. V% P* C! m* d2 TGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" ' Q% o2 A5 e9 y- T/ c. J4 K' F3 w
Teacher: No, that's wrong
: u3 j) R$ c0 V8 C$ `/ K7 ZGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 2 G J; N1 A, K. m7 V, _
Donald: H I J K L M N O. / R# h1 S; `. s C- w- f
Teacher: What are you talking about?
1 E: a7 y+ a* ?: G) P% u6 aDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. x+ I% S/ s, k
& q9 Z! ?& Z6 s% yTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. & J: c: j) n/ R5 [
Winnie: Me! 1 P1 ~$ t+ A( \+ z$ W8 z5 g b- t
6 H; U% [5 D/ Q. r1 `9 C. V7 PTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
5 a9 Q9 i& Q* g3 l% Q$ k# MGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ( B! q9 C) J1 d# c. L; k
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
# @5 w( k, g) [* b: IMillie: I is... , J; k2 X% Z( ? O; u2 R0 M: N: ]# U# s
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." % J( _" l; ~$ J' W J; @! s
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." # F7 u3 u, {7 q. }4 o
0 ?* A% d H9 }$ W; n0 n2 C4 a7 MTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
# l# l. C7 i: p. `( C8 QLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 7 C# ?3 R& o- _3 F' P8 f3 ~
) L" f7 g: J$ V- ^Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 7 t/ k. F2 A' L3 G) }2 j) A
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? # o( J) h" K6 u5 i. ]" `( j
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 4 Z$ L5 i3 y: F0 g- B
Harold: A teacher
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