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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
% _' c" l) w9 {+ QMaria: Here it is. ) u7 T: V9 C1 d U& I
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? . W+ K( Y. H$ t$ d3 y: X* V
Class: Maria.
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, Z. D; d2 y1 s2 {* }Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 8 o3 z# w" G$ w8 P: \5 ], b$ P% _
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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$ }' g. T( A$ Q% CTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 5 t" V) h0 w1 S1 f$ Q$ Q J8 r
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 2 k5 L! i. l2 f) c9 f
Teacher: No, that's wrong 4 S5 M7 a& k) o/ x5 D1 {% E
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 4 v3 K/ u) J9 t& z L
) H2 H; k( l+ L; l+ A4 n1 X& g* oTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 6 n/ G3 v& J- y8 l: t |5 W' W
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
- P$ y M2 D1 i7 {Teacher: What are you talking about?
% V2 c0 H9 `; C7 t0 z% I4 ?Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 9 j+ F+ d+ D# n1 g
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
: O. C8 k& t7 }( L7 m4 VWinnie: Me! ( i7 X8 P4 w x f
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? : X( {2 o" C$ U9 `
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
4 e) |2 H; y) b( ]: F+ w7 v( s7 D. NMillie: I is...
% v* z( m" L* fTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
+ s- q" H" w7 `$ j+ ?6 b( IMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? - ~ {# C. n I1 P; d) G) G
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? " ~) R! J4 C5 H) l' H
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 3 k' I# v5 W8 m' \6 I8 ~% M S n
* ^7 q: b/ V, a& }Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? ( L. `) p- J- K8 a/ o- R+ S8 G
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. ) s" X ?" \0 J! r1 g# l8 \
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
+ _! _' T! C7 U- f6 AHarold: A teacher $ q- S+ p0 E5 [9 H4 ]4 y2 g0 q
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