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/ H/ v. C9 F$ a jTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
! r/ Y' r2 X2 f! z& TMaria: Here it is. - T' C3 n/ U- d2 S1 u! B
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
9 E& ?( K/ L g _) D& H+ TClass: Maria. 4 p1 ?/ [# s# K& i& [
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ! |* t0 ~; s( k/ u, j) d
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
( j# ~/ V; G, kGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
; m5 b% h) m8 G6 N$ ^# hTeacher: No, that's wrong
1 @1 h2 J- O- b. _+ t# C5 MGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
( B* x# R J$ E1 }. ^1 C D: zDonald: H I J K L M N O.
" a8 n d6 n7 t3 n# ^; jTeacher: What are you talking about? 2 z9 z; l9 R2 _& d5 l
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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# B. \" C, }) {* b1 c; HTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
* _7 `0 Q4 N, k2 Y$ @% Y! ]Winnie: Me! 7 r# N+ j5 g+ Z: S5 P+ P+ Z: U
8 [8 b. H# c u3 z* G# J5 b: ATeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
: e/ Q+ l8 ^1 b- K0 r4 }Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. " Z/ C! O+ Z1 t4 \: K
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 9 F3 T6 E9 s6 M* v: D. l
Millie: I is...
5 L! f, D; e) H2 j+ H9 m$ P3 ~- u. n6 bTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 4 `2 N7 J& x& U k& P
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." . i9 X. ^$ c+ u
) W4 p/ _4 p, Y& S' c6 qTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
0 |' _* [5 O) p7 B- G$ Z. W4 x/ `7 [( ELouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? Z5 o9 t' f& y9 D5 R
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. # o# a' w, @6 F( g& m; N& R
0 V, ^2 J, r8 H8 ^4 D E- q' I& `Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
9 R- x% V4 o# v kClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 7 z& K2 v* b9 I; d* _
Harold: A teacher
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