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发表于 2008-3-7 20:50 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids are Quick
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$ o. A& p/ e+ o1 `( g# HTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
0 W8 X+ i; D2 V( l  KMaria: Here it is.
; \3 g; G- l& s  [+ zTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? & ~5 p" O# E! _4 {' S- A
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? # `3 H! X3 u7 q7 J0 `6 S9 t+ ]" E
John: You told me to do it without using tables. 0 u! v4 H6 Q) O

! y7 \+ g- i% n' u9 iTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" ( S' g% b5 t( \, i- D
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
0 H* J6 A9 G! Z. ~; _. J8 ZTeacher: No, that's wrong . F& q4 G+ b3 P
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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: F6 J+ B& e/ E; v7 Y7 ATeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 8 F; f; }; r) V* s- Y& M7 P
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
! @$ n/ r! ?7 U" h" DTeacher: What are you talking about?
: N: y6 |+ {' Y. sDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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% \( B8 s3 ]: E+ }Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. $ e* H; g& H! Y0 \
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 6 g7 a# p' H- l1 A* x
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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& m* ]5 o% u* C; |Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
( w. I- m. J7 t. ?0 ZMillie: I is...
7 x5 g5 B; _0 y! ~) ^1 zTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
3 L2 {  @# o1 O+ \  yMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." & v8 ^, M/ ]- q- A( T1 i8 E3 ?

( J( Q  O9 S/ o4 J9 O( }5 G/ vTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
, v" O8 j: x9 j9 ]Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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0 j) T* e$ @$ `8 o+ r5 ]Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
% e* J) s3 ?" d: TSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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( U- V7 G, |( j/ A8 G: hTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
$ P  [$ M: Z. t+ DClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 0 N! T3 o% J7 i- g# J% H5 `

1 c: B3 x3 {; y1 w. uTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 1 D+ C- x9 @2 J4 v' x
Harold: A teacher
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发表于 2008-3-8 07:59 | 显示全部楼层
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The last one is GREAT!
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发表于 2008-3-8 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
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