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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 2 P3 v6 N1 K- Y5 D! h3 J( S
Maria: Here it is. , n2 w8 @8 X5 _, o; Y# q
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? ' c/ @+ W k. n& S- |! }) X* _
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 7 u) L5 V: s% y3 B" n
John: You told me to do it without using tables. * d- I/ g/ r% N4 I L
% [3 x( k7 d% G! O- O. l! ETeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
- c6 `) Z; ~ I L$ w2 Y1 lGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 2 e! a1 r K7 U) d
Teacher: No, that's wrong 5 Z+ K% q( n7 w& O' C; h
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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' {$ \1 ]/ \7 gTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? / y/ _# c8 j. v. ~/ K
Donald: H I J K L M N O. 5 D# I/ K( l, w
Teacher: What are you talking about?
& t3 J; H- k* ]: s* vDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. # V3 x8 x7 p5 S1 w7 l/ t0 w
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
% d z' l4 e2 H6 XWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? . R" ~( c1 q5 |$ K; C- v( A# u
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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. H5 P( O* c8 p DTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
" Z7 h9 o% L: U9 a9 RMillie: I is... $ I! b: F5 F2 ?+ H
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
$ b) E, X7 C8 DMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." % s/ J; M; ~6 L# l* @3 [2 v6 {
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
# J. f* t6 m1 E2 a1 j) tLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. + G0 G0 l9 f" s) }. c# e5 O! J
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
3 {. B- d5 m9 x+ q4 }: g5 ~Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 8 r5 U% [# b' A* y+ V! A \
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
+ \: |2 J! X% s+ ^$ L% X4 n# p+ KClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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" x3 Y' C& U! I8 Q- \+ DTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
5 Z8 G$ [% m0 T$ H, kHarold: A teacher
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