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. I. ]+ J- w: y) I) Z# ETeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
2 Y' k/ A- f0 k% q2 I) b# w" q6 TMaria: Here it is.
: J/ z! I1 e% F- H0 ]5 M) hTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
9 a: o: r, b; P& `6 HClass: Maria. 9 t& a {' m; P( G& F
' u' B% v' A v+ o# d8 ]2 a+ zTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
8 e9 B* M% N- ZJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 3 M' G- L# Y& D
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
R6 p( D6 ^* c6 t* y5 UTeacher: No, that's wrong
4 i' y2 a: k0 N9 }1 J: y" \& pGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 8 g# e4 U9 o! k# w) [1 Q6 ]0 c6 C
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
- V# f# C% C' h- f7 w) zDonald: H I J K L M N O.
1 ]/ a1 W4 F: f) ]" BTeacher: What are you talking about?
% k. o# B+ S4 ~( V1 A6 vDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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) F0 l" [* ]. F' A9 c5 C8 ?Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. . I# {/ y, _* |3 ~
Winnie: Me! % X% a3 s) P& q9 W ~* G
8 t3 P1 a5 f" M- t! MTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? # o9 K. i6 @. x1 C
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 4 A& n- Y# g! M. Y0 ]
$ j. P- @( y7 X2 W0 L" mTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
$ Z+ ^. V0 b# mMillie: I is...
, a# D! _; i* m, ^Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." - _# ^' V7 N( s3 _! V
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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' Z$ f" N7 F# S8 yTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? {( F0 [1 P' e; t+ q/ _
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
# Q; `: K9 }$ R) j$ `Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. / U1 ^7 M7 `5 V4 W6 `3 U
8 }* I, y( S) K3 B. I: x* C; ?( yTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? " e& g8 ^2 U {& e7 a4 G9 [: ^
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 1 @6 u' s. ]9 v }+ c6 x+ g) c
0 a$ H: l2 c8 R5 h& Z( ?( e$ RTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
% {% c) I& _$ p. X& M2 K0 fHarold: A teacher
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