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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
! j2 T" P" J, h# TMaria: Here it is.
' P- |5 J9 t& }& d$ ~( pTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
( |; [4 w2 p* D2 [! P1 ?Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 1 |# @7 y% K, ~* s3 t" u
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
$ W- C* ~% }: L% ~: Y2 kGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 5 B. m4 Q. m- M3 b# a
Teacher: No, that's wrong 1 I1 M3 t5 X7 A2 E& t
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. + U% e5 }* n# o! N( e$ G8 i$ Y
. w) ~7 }) H" C1 MTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? . K: B) H8 d; @6 {6 p
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
7 \9 @ s4 P' c- I$ MTeacher: What are you talking about?
9 ^+ h3 u1 H- j4 A1 DDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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6 g' j1 Z" J* A; ~/ OTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
( ^. r- w% [/ ?6 K& |Winnie: Me! 9 u6 J+ ` l4 y' W; \% l
9 Z, ^2 y0 O& u& d) `Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? ( h: r# `& l, l
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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* U2 |) r7 A e8 h- oTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
" k+ p0 _( B1 C! n# TMillie: I is... - J; q% \7 m0 P( J' c$ X0 q( J- W
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." . G0 z- ^4 _7 V' Q
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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8 U& g1 y. p+ ]5 V6 vTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? - r! F' x8 @+ n3 j
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 8 D8 l! d: I! o
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 9 i% c4 X1 f% J2 Z) b: w; l2 [
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? / l! H6 g T- ]
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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" S& ^6 k" Y9 H' a1 ?4 G1 Y( t1 cTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? , o$ W; L# r3 z1 ^% o
Harold: A teacher
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