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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. n$ c* o% `+ F- n k6 F/ R# Z
Maria: Here it is.
# U2 d' B. d5 R% J5 JTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
6 B' p7 ^3 }9 E) EClass: Maria. , {& s" D. D; ~& h T) D
2 x$ ^/ f/ n0 n# KTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
1 ]: X( Z' k" h; | CJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. 9 d* `/ ?- n: I& I3 I8 u
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
, n) q% M; `( U: v* ~( u9 N6 B3 GGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
, ^- E6 k- [8 D# X' m5 XTeacher: No, that's wrong + X, V, {9 Y* n, X; C( x$ }
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 9 r& j+ q& h( r' }4 G; j
Donald: H I J K L M N O. % x$ W7 @/ \ k' [: U {/ F
Teacher: What are you talking about? ! r: D, D( b" R! ?9 w* M
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
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h X: @2 H* b' o' \Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? . E! X4 D! Y* J |4 R
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. + ]6 n. h( ]' d9 c1 z. I" T
: F% e1 g$ ~4 e# CTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." ' b6 S* L8 A- S: o* o
Millie: I is... 9 @& [/ v( z+ e4 t
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." ' V/ r; s ~/ ~, ~8 t# M/ i
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? " {- L, W: z v: }9 W
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. # P, F, K. W" S- q5 X6 A/ b: p
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? $ Z, L3 E2 J* H2 Q# @! c/ ^' n
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 6 q) Z% d2 C2 F
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? : L4 }2 N2 l; ~7 j4 X& N( _
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. . W# I2 n: e0 M4 ^3 g: P
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? ' V+ Y' \! [8 [" \8 r0 m+ b$ W
Harold: A teacher
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