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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
/ u. R" x7 S& U1 RMaria: Here it is. / g: R4 L; l; s. I7 R6 p* u
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? , o5 ~- f: @: O3 p
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? # e3 A: j( b2 O& S
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 9 |6 M7 m: }$ i* G
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
1 e% `5 Z& G+ h& ^* e: y3 m& XTeacher: No, that's wrong 6 S' H5 r+ E' _
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
1 P+ W* }0 ]' xDonald: H I J K L M N O. 6 p6 @* \: Q* w9 P; e" q4 F
Teacher: What are you talking about? & Z: F; N+ [1 W
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 4 j/ L; j S0 I3 U2 E# n
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. ! V( a+ a+ W- H y7 [
Winnie: Me! 0 H& P% T4 r* y" r. _
* L$ p/ e6 T. L/ j% E( A" \Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? ( V6 K V2 L8 ?4 M7 B- H
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. . z8 ?5 R: Z# Q' ]0 M
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 1 p0 [5 i5 k( C0 Z% w
Millie: I is... K0 {1 B6 R! r3 L1 H0 R& m. Q& `# ?
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
" ^, b1 _7 G; g4 q( ?4 ]Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? % y6 ~% e2 y+ u6 q
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? & z0 S+ e% c# s7 Z- x- S
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. " }6 W% x9 F; P5 V8 n; A
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 8 O* L3 ^1 \/ c% A# U* z
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 2 Z( u1 x* P* A3 \' ~- l5 p4 m* x$ V
9 j% G1 h, c7 j* R* `Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 0 p# g$ l4 p5 V
Harold: A teacher
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