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1 i2 _0 I; p, N, p- T7 GTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. + I/ O# _3 _% L3 h9 M0 E/ N
Maria: Here it is. 7 F: @% Q5 a7 e% T" o
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
5 E) T# Y/ d0 y" P0 ]* ZClass: Maria.
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0 h% L* U: A3 {; E% Y1 d( dTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? / C8 j9 K( T i% T# |7 w
John: You told me to do it without using tables. * {7 {# _. R' \
1 K: y* R$ |4 g; a! o9 ~& yTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
, X" H2 n4 O2 y# [5 M& b9 GGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
0 A0 {0 S6 q8 X+ ]Teacher: No, that's wrong 3 B" R' u- s, k0 E+ d& e) H
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. Z( b1 r1 G" X' K% C' w
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? & i) l) [* c" d- f/ E0 `
Donald: H I J K L M N O. ) Z! E4 W5 W, Z: e2 n2 B
Teacher: What are you talking about?
3 \* U9 i7 K4 kDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
: N% i, q; J7 aWinnie: Me! 5 b6 ?9 t- g7 J
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
n( \9 H3 T" K) S3 aGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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7 l4 j# k; i! O2 K8 ]Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
) V& N: v0 G/ I( z( DMillie: I is...
1 I/ r$ Y. w0 _$ @" |; T- p5 ZTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." - v$ C% |' D( K1 U6 Z# r8 \
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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3 a/ G6 w$ I7 R+ |6 g+ f3 w R, ZTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
% [( S. z7 N( {$ oLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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3 i5 Y- c+ Y9 A/ @Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? ' q2 Y8 l# e% n3 X% I
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. M8 Q( f4 H$ M( |0 M
Q7 i7 L& h+ yTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
4 z5 b7 ]: V! a. YClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. : [9 i; _- @: _" J9 H
3 K) D' A- l* lTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
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