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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. ) j8 e- p& U7 N! S0 d& Q% N$ c. y5 e
Maria: Here it is.
) x1 `" t i+ r, h# j( GTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? ' ?6 K- H: j* T) c! l7 J6 i
Class: Maria. ! S' V' J% M) g/ x
, c' S6 Y+ z! [ q* M$ c5 wTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? - r. M- v `5 m5 D) w2 P k
John: You told me to do it without using tables. , ^* B9 A1 C& j. @& R' H) J1 G0 c4 |$ Z
1 ]+ H2 u: ^1 ~Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 2 R$ C/ G; `, ?& o% o% W
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" $ F* `5 p0 ?$ g& H& j6 F0 {8 `
Teacher: No, that's wrong ( f* T" S$ }3 Q i
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 1 ^/ v3 L; @& a! L$ q7 N" U
% L* x R: p: t1 w$ YTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 6 I: D% [4 c: ?* M* B9 `/ E Z; [& E
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
4 P+ ?8 r. W$ X% m A- fTeacher: What are you talking about? + V' G8 B( e4 m
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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+ l1 i5 _5 \2 |. |Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
' P. Z, Y* a# g( E: {Winnie: Me!
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) V% f8 i e* A5 i% a: y+ I: t: ]1 pTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 6 ]7 e& |% s" W* {4 L9 }
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 5 y: N. b, }5 b' q6 ^/ C
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
; q7 r! g8 I( k- V ]2 G. E( bMillie: I is... & |5 |- G# e) e# I- }
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 5 l4 ~6 o! |: g: T7 w" y9 l
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." . d* e8 N: R H- O) t8 e) V
# `- a3 n0 O* @/ s* CTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
4 K' Q, n6 n) Q4 T4 ALouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? * g3 e% \4 }. x
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. $ U, f v- ^5 f A5 Q' @ Y; W
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 0 R+ c% G9 D, u" a7 }( i% T
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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3 ]; O A' ]: Q6 V' W$ DTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? ( S/ W& A4 k6 _
Harold: A teacher
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