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+ k, C1 j' k1 n' M, L ?& vTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
! ^$ q) k: d3 I3 _4 g) GMaria: Here it is. $ z- |" j& c0 b1 [( [) t: E g" k
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
* z2 U" z+ d* E TClass: Maria.
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9 J7 O B9 ^4 t% O6 q% QTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? % ?* |& f, I# l8 s1 D* d0 M) j
John: You told me to do it without using tables. / {: P1 @! r4 {" Z$ P5 v, V8 U
. U* h0 W0 Z: x7 O2 w. P5 ]Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
0 f6 y" y0 `$ RGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
2 U7 _9 @% c0 y. qTeacher: No, that's wrong
- X3 c# A6 P& ^ qGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 9 \- N5 K. q( v$ _+ @4 l4 E
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
; c# c* P1 }2 t) j) mDonald: H I J K L M N O.
5 c% R* i5 T9 d- p2 ~! xTeacher: What are you talking about? $ T3 w$ t5 _+ O) ~& e. }7 a
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 2 W1 l4 D' L6 A+ ]; A5 W- l
Winnie: Me!
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8 [4 F5 G! f9 V' x+ ~! F8 ]Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 7 Z( S8 r1 h) a
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
0 ?/ P' U3 w" J& ?* u& jMillie: I is... , z6 P# Z. c* i+ p' Y7 j2 z
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." ; Y/ r! r1 M/ X: J; o
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." , ~: ^7 @1 [' X" m/ B6 j+ Y: l# _; K
0 [ M& A; J: d4 `Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? * @1 h: {: S+ ^# x: c- o8 }+ W
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 6 A4 I# Q/ o/ J* ^: G
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 8 ~1 n7 I# |2 X5 \6 S
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 3 B8 |& o9 I$ H/ J7 ~
5 N/ F& k+ k K# E# D5 ?( ITeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
# f; u* B5 ?, n( B& G( f# h9 lClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. # u) M- L2 o0 t9 y4 n; g
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
0 { Z( a% m: } w0 j& tHarold: A teacher % C, Y# \) G3 L1 K
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