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5 F5 H. e$ c* `; R$ zTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 5 x# ^ t( P! z; l
Maria: Here it is. ; F; L7 q+ n7 T0 U% ]7 L
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
% e( R$ `* ~/ N# CClass: Maria.
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. V1 w% j$ n4 ]- C' q7 O7 |2 C$ ~" C- QTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
* z3 S# I* z K U' lJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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$ w/ q; E; V9 G0 B* n; FTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
$ D9 x$ C. e% DGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
# Y7 u- Z& k6 i3 V) o- ?Teacher: No, that's wrong ' ]4 Q' O7 j( D, l9 N: y3 O
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ) q1 O" u( H" F/ |8 |: f
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
2 O4 Z% }2 o( N; R! a7 x# v) y3 PDonald: H I J K L M N O.
d+ O# i9 c! [/ R; a( V, w. `Teacher: What are you talking about?
: P) ?) w3 `1 gDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 1 r* Q1 h# Z' W I) X8 i5 m
Winnie: Me!
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* K) H4 \5 n/ L, [9 Z! q* H0 `" |Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 0 e) J- S/ @. Y/ |7 E
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. , r& p4 l7 @. \% e9 S. z
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
5 q2 v2 _, K' e/ ~; X! r/ _# }' EMillie: I is... * F; o3 g* V! A8 h$ }0 P
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
# m. ~& `/ e A: GMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 9 T! A) P: E8 k4 d, J" A2 M3 M
|* j% O& A, [' OTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
3 l; I# p, z7 r- W: }Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. + _7 O& K& S9 |, \* ?
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
( e$ |; v# _$ b6 D) H- PSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ( d4 P Y5 @# P$ S5 o q1 @1 m
0 W, ], d ?5 ]! l4 q9 j- ^Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
" h% o6 |2 A! C& h9 iClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 7 e: U2 u" k4 w4 B( |
i6 _. [. B+ P, W- L4 BTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? # x1 H# X+ ^8 i/ K$ q9 n: j5 G; u
Harold: A teacher
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