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' E4 {8 P6 B/ f0 }* a& ^Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
5 F# y& G& D5 l! c7 B7 ?4 b: RMaria: Here it is.
8 h* F9 I; w" {+ R- dTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 5 W5 B) G9 O9 k7 z1 F! M
Class: Maria.
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' W3 s3 F% X* Z" l1 a2 Q1 g6 O, _Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
2 H9 @6 ^2 i1 g& @! |/ }, ZJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. # \ s8 C3 O8 b# f" r8 u: }! | _: y
0 s0 C2 d$ k U8 s2 J% _9 \Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 0 I: y: d$ |' A% z R9 q3 |& o. i2 }
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
# g4 t5 Y7 k+ G' @6 b! CTeacher: No, that's wrong
4 S1 ~8 T* k( S2 TGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? + d' d- t' t: e! C
Donald: H I J K L M N O. 7 Q0 p8 c: t8 m
Teacher: What are you talking about?
- G$ z7 }( T' i1 t( s- W3 w* pDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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8 w& F | y- {' S9 Z W4 y* A( xTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
* R% K M2 u7 [ DWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? ( P. W$ ]! H! r) i" v1 H
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 9 K7 [: e* ]. Q, W0 g/ f2 Y& W" ?( s3 M
- d3 P, X5 F' M7 E4 G& T5 vTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." * B9 a( ^: J; C/ _( q
Millie: I is...
! E7 b4 q$ b% ?2 R2 b" lTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
2 Y# o; N! x( W: E3 w2 qMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 0 P' N5 [9 m0 Q. f5 e
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
' [9 ^& s$ [6 s3 p5 @. d3 uSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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7 G1 }. e: s3 I' U8 ]Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
G) [1 R( d+ l/ vClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 7 A+ X7 f! A0 D" E$ C
) H- b, x$ z4 j0 v* X4 b' TTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
" k( ~7 V! ~- F5 g' n- RHarold: A teacher " O$ } z7 U5 @+ _- c
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