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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
8 s1 {8 }3 e! |2 N/ L4 eMaria: Here it is. / ?# X1 F# ~( I
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? % r! ]! `: w* c0 |7 I5 f
Class: Maria. ! n0 ~9 P C8 z) }
' G$ ~% y9 P5 F* E. E1 WTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
' V2 o8 a9 T0 t5 c1 z F6 ^John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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1 E* P# M4 l3 L5 I$ s& xTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 9 t) s o1 [; d* Z% x- O
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" * w* ]; j, y s: L& ?+ Y3 V
Teacher: No, that's wrong
8 }0 }+ `2 j# Q) ?' \, lGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ( |% o/ }$ \9 E- s
: b8 n' h' x: t5 y" zTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? # v- t1 y7 N6 }) r8 ]
Donald: H I J K L M N O. . k7 X1 E5 E7 J; Q9 b6 }
Teacher: What are you talking about? , D1 e; j8 V1 C: i; T5 A
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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! U, {8 a) T) N* U3 H, MTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. - h; P5 g- H" Y4 a) l
Winnie: Me! o' K/ x$ D$ e1 R+ v% z
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
- i7 g8 p$ T* J' x- VGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. % r+ i/ I4 n5 [
) t9 U0 ^& R3 U( ?% M$ zTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
# I7 y# F1 D7 r1 wMillie: I is... : D# U0 Q6 G& g i# S8 w# I" i) x
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." ; n2 E& I4 q) F5 L' T2 J
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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- U9 R- v a2 h. [9 p' y" M' ~Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? - r( Q, `5 c9 i
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. & W3 b/ R+ F. V: u. `
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
+ B$ k. N o, W' X7 S* ~, kSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. / ?, {+ Z) \+ [% S2 d* V
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
7 t$ ^) F- I) I* ?" _5 |Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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' ]# i' e) }& ]0 {Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 7 l. f! k0 |. W
Harold: A teacher 0 d1 F8 e# t- s: q
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