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) i0 v- b9 t9 m1 z9 x* l9 [; M' tTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
3 e6 Y& j1 i5 Z9 t0 a+ E$ C7 hMaria: Here it is.
$ H. e+ i' }( R: F9 j" T& V; aTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 9 @' q7 l x2 O2 U$ Y
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# `0 X& b5 l( I4 z' KTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? / n3 n. T0 ~/ P0 n8 Y+ l
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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, B1 m8 z% l4 \9 hTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
( S0 ~ l& J4 P4 z. gGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
8 ~" n, w# Z) RTeacher: No, that's wrong , D# V# h/ W% ^- t) C
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ) j- M/ C# y' s2 u0 a6 }
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 8 \3 W6 g' H7 x% _3 k
Donald: H I J K L M N O. ) t7 Q+ K1 C) ~ `& H1 T) R
Teacher: What are you talking about?
9 j ]9 _- o+ Y! Q. {! z) VDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
4 ]6 O, v% k% O) h9 y( PWinnie: Me!
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0 |$ [. e4 g9 [7 b3 ]Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? + ^$ A2 q3 I' m- r
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 3 ?" i% r; h, |. U& {
Millie: I is...
! P+ W6 c- p8 p3 wTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
9 i: b5 _; J9 f6 u6 Z/ fMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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7 j. Y+ T. ]8 @" F3 j9 _2 q. S9 J: qTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
9 f) y% p" ^; K- c {# D( VLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. ) x; C2 _3 H J6 N5 Z; ]$ |% x
! V/ Z5 i& D4 K4 p: uTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 1 K( k0 [& F0 n; P9 B+ y
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? + F' B! \* m& ~. d% A2 @% _: @
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 9 i; U* }0 s3 o" R/ z1 s
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
4 D1 o+ o; ~! P2 `! d. r6 e5 g3 [Harold: A teacher / h4 ^0 m. @( o' X8 [8 v
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