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+ p; j4 e B$ ?8 S+ a, iTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. ( j$ x" \# b; D6 y2 C8 c
Maria: Here it is. # Y w" i. X* k; A' k
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 4 P/ o$ d+ ?3 A; W6 k3 {
Class: Maria. / `6 h/ H- K4 H# O$ ?2 \
8 R z! d2 n8 ?Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 6 O. r% ^( d2 X6 i
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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; e0 Z L# ~! ~. ZTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
. N4 H; I. x" O. lGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" ! H7 `/ U+ f" ?- _6 O* D: I" V
Teacher: No, that's wrong 4 {" R# X, v6 Z- J: b9 `
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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; f" _' L/ |5 RTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 7 U) u1 u W% C- f9 \
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
7 r4 O8 ` w) S$ l& |# ITeacher: What are you talking about?
6 p n3 F! y; D# @7 A q/ D/ YDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. # d( {* W3 F0 G; y" B
/ E/ B) j4 N: x2 w/ eTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
3 c2 B- d* A4 x7 R" [' C, Z$ ~, QWinnie: Me! ( X$ X8 \/ ^4 T: n% p- I4 w$ l4 J/ q
# c6 z% A# z' R o: Q5 `Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
5 _ Q- U2 b3 S2 D. ?! WGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 5 y- s5 d e- P8 v, _/ C( p
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
2 D+ {, L( { FMillie: I is...
0 ]3 U$ Y9 T6 g ~/ \3 cTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 5 U. T/ x9 e6 H6 |; f
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 7 z* c7 G/ Q' N( p4 t
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
5 Q: n6 f+ `5 r1 y ^' b0 @Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
4 W( z k/ @! l. DSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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; T. [3 T7 U! e. oTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
" J) K. j3 |; W$ T/ M. F U/ LClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 3 w0 R* l0 `: y( U; L* E
* E- H/ }5 [) r9 j/ C0 ~. m( wTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
- \; ]# _' b9 o2 cHarold: A teacher : L' V" o6 q J* f" M/ e
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