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4 o2 w1 _. A- ?9 h' gTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
" @0 P# t5 I! L" r$ t; N/ A' ~Maria: Here it is. 8 O+ t6 u5 {- k1 q! l; ]1 e
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 8 l; s3 Z" u3 u5 s3 d
Class: Maria.
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9 M/ Y( E5 t R/ w* [, s6 YTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
: C$ b& [. a% t, }, {; x3 UJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. G/ T9 x$ j* i6 n, H
/ d' q! R) \# c' T2 e+ a* M6 n) ]Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
+ t) z: H9 |5 j5 }/ B% oGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" ' @* t, e* X' K- N+ \
Teacher: No, that's wrong
, a& `. ?, F- e* s+ `$ `Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 0 h- m1 x6 L2 s; O% Z9 s
8 ?: y6 f- [8 e! H. qTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 4 O+ C* q- M) j6 r, Y7 g
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
: b8 h3 C. m! p7 k9 ~5 Q1 tTeacher: What are you talking about?
' l# c, _2 n( n# p) _& G* dDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 0 J- g( b; v9 F% o7 c, e
, E4 s! [) I* F4 j) M$ L/ DTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 5 G# u, T6 [- W: m1 e
Winnie: Me! ) d2 p8 e9 n6 x( h* C. L3 K; k
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? ' v; S6 m) u$ r
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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* {+ G( q. C1 ~* s5 |( F; RTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
, e- a7 b. r2 ~Millie: I is...
$ Q0 R1 T/ l# ]! H0 Z3 N0 Y0 bTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
! h* v" A& q# u2 f9 @Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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' m; u# B. x& {- ]5 r& [Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
! |% x8 D: o9 n& tLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. ' {6 @/ {( P, @
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
- T7 _* v+ C4 b( K( t6 V# R& ASimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 0 y W: _' a8 `0 u E- T2 X* O
. ]- r& V2 }. {& GTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
6 m3 w' t3 _5 ~! o5 tClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. ( s' F! a+ h( L
. ?, J. g0 k5 RTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
4 `7 z; v( h U7 _6 M( _! K/ gHarold: A teacher
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