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# r1 H! K; Y, Y' g; u" lTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. + n$ X' o X. _, a. E; L9 p
Maria: Here it is.
! V# r# v% e4 Y: K; qTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
: b u- P$ C! l% }: _Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 9 I" I# s6 `8 `, `$ F" K+ O
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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! V8 q( x' Z9 STeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
' U% D3 m7 U7 C1 KGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
$ q) M+ Z% o7 O+ T4 F7 I+ ~* UTeacher: No, that's wrong
: w9 |4 r8 @( u- c7 ~, p3 d+ LGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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( \5 h/ a0 I3 XTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
( J3 C5 C# _4 h5 l3 n, s' LDonald: H I J K L M N O.
5 C6 P1 \0 I4 v# \Teacher: What are you talking about?
& A K9 G) u) e* fDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 4 Z" u* }3 o* ]1 ]& Z+ j2 @
1 u. G- M3 j6 r, t; @Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. - s3 e' |5 q) n0 z" G# N% j
Winnie: Me! , \/ i8 e, I5 u5 ~
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
% @4 ~# R: K* _* h! o2 @! y' i4 IGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." / E" o& @2 Y; A% n
Millie: I is... ! ~+ l$ Z2 H1 z- e
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 4 }' q& w( r) a1 [, z* L: C
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." ' i Y1 [: v+ p3 r7 |: J
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 3 b8 B! [/ q) k4 r& A& d3 v1 I
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. . c6 X7 k) I. B& f, c+ a# Z
5 V8 [' Q2 a/ y i. X4 aTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? ! a4 I( N0 Y: }$ g: c
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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9 k4 }* O! E. l3 k: |2 XTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 6 Z& p) E- q( ]6 j0 q: G
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 4 s5 @- \+ d! u! \+ {
Harold: A teacher
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