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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
1 P, [, I4 m4 y& gMaria: Here it is.
, O: p, v$ P; A) ~" DTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 8 _1 W$ ]- Z) L; V Y( e
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5 n7 }4 n( o, wTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? U) t6 a8 W/ Y7 }6 H' E$ j
John: You told me to do it without using tables. # v0 T: T/ [: V9 p' w2 Q, ~; E
+ _5 Z8 k; j* ^ z* k) m: DTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 4 n1 b* w; x7 H+ R) n
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" % k+ D7 T3 L( h* f
Teacher: No, that's wrong
2 n. l( O1 y! p/ S- L6 ]: OGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ; r# N. N6 A+ } H8 [/ `6 {& @" ?
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
B# u. W7 @- s4 N: @Donald: H I J K L M N O. $ \" K: f8 u* i3 \
Teacher: What are you talking about?
5 |4 c8 f' [5 X* Y0 J' K7 nDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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$ s3 p6 R, f/ n; i. ], W# mTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 8 Y- H& A3 }% c- \: h* A
Winnie: Me! . Q. d6 A3 {" Z# U0 l+ [
# x4 d: `; U' z2 N5 E1 fTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 8 i( g8 q8 k. d" L9 n/ U. x$ J. N
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 7 J5 x- \# K% T" |
2 W* N7 r7 P, ^6 Q1 X1 F% x2 d/ @; ~Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
v" \ V. _/ _+ R7 GMillie: I is... ( D; y8 ?* U) v1 M1 j8 j3 T
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." $ G+ B$ ?% J) C$ E d8 b8 D8 B/ z
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? ' o3 ~( Q4 v; r. X. d
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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! X4 D5 ^- P _( O( B$ K; h: [/ HTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
0 X; O3 t- q, Y& NSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ! E7 _5 w" k7 r# m5 M: ^
$ U. V6 j: c) _$ a7 s9 kTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? ( S3 V1 `' r$ j8 `1 s6 F' w
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
6 W: F- n0 e X1 r5 Z; ^6 x0 E# OHarold: A teacher
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