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Kids are Quick

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发表于 2008-3-7 20:50 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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) A3 ^/ j" n! w; z- r+ ~Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
, o, f* D4 p8 [. XMaria: Here it is.
* A( ^8 U9 r, S! W% S. E1 H1 \3 @0 ETeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? ) |6 B6 n: p  Z4 l5 q
Class: Maria. + e' t5 r! n& l9 Q

4 S* `5 }% O# Z* ]6 d/ @0 CTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
  p2 \/ \+ R9 |1 p+ fJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. 7 X, ?$ q. E! T6 r
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" ( H& w$ h( [, ~# E. L
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
+ i- ^4 Q, ~. H2 iTeacher: No, that's wrong
- t: n3 d7 G& ~7 b3 t' }& FGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
9 v" `% b7 E7 l3 R8 r3 |" f) N& ^# }Donald: H I J K L M N O.
* @' L% X! Z$ }  u, W" j7 `Teacher: What are you talking about?
! I+ ^" }. ?% {) C( yDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. , _+ @' v, @1 ^4 l
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 9 c# y6 z: r+ k  @7 u+ p9 s! W
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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6 J4 ^5 y8 S6 Q6 V2 @Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
$ T; B+ p$ p4 Y3 y& U- IMillie: I is... 3 z! C6 F" q/ \8 J4 Z: w
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." $ ]% z! u0 y' V
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
+ v9 a& S* j. K7 n0 d2 B( pLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.   P7 @" W3 D9 c, Q2 D- Y& a' s

8 d7 R1 D( W2 i+ c1 _2 I' uTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
. {  z+ X# J  O$ ~3 USimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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1 w( R! I+ x  L- t1 |Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
/ t- B9 B* c: qClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 5 [& K9 B- b- h$ `8 a3 T
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
+ b- |4 q  D' _: ^" T* |; C4 WHarold: A teacher ( B6 p$ e) r$ {# T5 E) }7 E

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发表于 2008-3-8 07:59 | 显示全部楼层
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The last one is GREAT!
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