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/ q1 ?( ^& g; @% OTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. ) z; l8 o! F, m) L6 B3 _
Maria: Here it is.
4 R8 O9 ?6 _! p+ d6 vTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 0 ?. i. R- w# \" g$ l& e ?2 N
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
* J' X f8 Y+ C. u: dJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. 3 s1 I4 x. h4 n6 x' h
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" . ]* a$ d2 z" c* \% M5 I
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 1 S5 p" y4 y5 Z+ q% [( z' q
Teacher: No, that's wrong
( Q; S# g6 U' N; vGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 8 p: |) e( I# U! D# n# O
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
! ]" G1 W6 _. f# RDonald: H I J K L M N O.
1 X C6 }0 O# L* ~" zTeacher: What are you talking about? " O: J+ h9 @) S
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. $ G) R, _8 k6 A" W$ E6 ^
8 p' O( s2 W- ? p2 U `4 }) gTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 8 }8 | ~/ g. s# ?: t1 S% `
Winnie: Me!
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. A2 A) \( }! V' {, @Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
% E# C& U, L; T8 u- E7 c* F; PGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 8 f8 @! h: {* F: q5 }0 y
4 F1 h, O# |4 G& ]; |* X1 ~Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." - o/ k& x. j8 [; p4 u$ P6 r9 v6 Z
Millie: I is...
0 q7 s4 P0 z$ E" H5 ~( B9 mTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." * E' j% X' [- G
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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9 P Y: Z1 f+ l) s, e' P! L8 c& UTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? & e, H0 A# p8 J H. V m
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? " c: a# m. a2 T3 g9 i7 j
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 5 i% S; W/ n3 K; Q( m
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? : h3 O, n* W- a( E
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? - s# _6 T2 `# ^+ b) K$ G* |
Harold: A teacher 7 f9 X) V7 L% |: a* m# X8 J5 @
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