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3 D- c7 G3 V1 M6 H# L- J* C* ^" NTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. ) O% U/ [1 q9 k+ {
Maria: Here it is. 3 C3 b0 e7 X4 J5 Z/ c
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? . K$ W% P1 }/ j
Class: Maria. q5 f# L2 z- e2 Z( c+ v% t
K# |! i" I$ }7 M9 @6 A! ZTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? + ]* v! v( e! y
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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" Q3 H( p; L Q% y& ^% B* S4 F* |Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" ; x8 \2 T/ Q5 X+ Y: j; ^* I% r
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" ) {( J7 x' _' o! X' x
Teacher: No, that's wrong
3 r9 P( R6 l, l% E1 ~3 fGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. , E" J) t3 H3 i& `* C9 G( a
4 ?& ~! l. X5 w# x; STeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? % j# z( K% M; }( U" |& D/ I4 S; \
Donald: H I J K L M N O. * _& f, k- @8 S1 V! U6 J+ R
Teacher: What are you talking about?
- V- F3 R. {# ADonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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) N! Y9 H1 ^# p7 L4 N4 c7 Q1 WTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 8 W2 M) [/ v$ y: w# ?6 r4 l
Winnie: Me!
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m7 A& E8 q0 m* Z* ^5 H3 j! HTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? + S4 c- L1 i! I+ J; }% c6 s
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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& o# X; k0 b6 x7 l# T% ^$ `. \Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." , c8 Y; w; ~/ c: j
Millie: I is... - ^; _$ `' e% j- r5 m% N; @5 g
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
- B% ?7 O; I' `Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." # E' b. l$ `# ]8 S' _% W
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
- g" X$ x& V) g7 t* ]' V ELouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. ' C9 n3 X" F& \3 Q$ s2 N# `
+ \: }( Y! T. [0 O; mTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
, B2 _/ a- X( {Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
2 E1 p( W1 U" e0 a1 i3 |: E# u- mClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. - N, z9 o; w; L8 O, P
% s S& V3 X6 k' U' XTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? ( O1 k" [ J v+ `
Harold: A teacher 8 V" c$ u; a* k" u. Z6 M
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