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[0 X4 c8 {2 l* _0 W& PTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
9 Q/ G9 |: l8 [5 t5 PMaria: Here it is.
$ V* |5 m8 z3 @9 ^: ~" j; ITeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? & S. ~! ^9 G* J9 j7 _
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
) \2 }0 \/ y) [ x6 S7 nJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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2 r: w7 o7 o0 p1 a( W) xTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
3 J# U1 t: k/ T* f. c, ?3 c1 qGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
( a j# s5 i3 ^Teacher: No, that's wrong 9 Z4 S1 b6 A9 C4 e
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 3 S9 ~( a' R8 N! R( e, t3 }+ c( O
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
3 }1 J9 c* x% b8 tTeacher: What are you talking about? 6 U$ C u5 h% P! V
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
9 u1 m% \5 H& t9 FWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
$ s B! `: X) Y- l# d! {' X: G8 `Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. L3 _4 G% u/ O+ y3 _% I
6 m4 S6 L9 ]1 h: [2 I/ fTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." / g, Y$ [4 C, z/ W
Millie: I is... - h7 y# \+ Q, O/ M% G$ m
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
k T5 C' o, X* _- y5 v- { }Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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2 O; W. c9 k% t% o: gTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
8 L, D2 b0 x+ H0 cLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. + g; U* V2 V. ~$ m
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 7 ^0 H, r7 ]( h! {3 M# A7 U+ F2 [
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 0 `2 s' ^- p5 p) j' i
: K* d8 a* {" W" v- bTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 9 s' G8 E! V; b" t
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 5 x* h" ~# X% k# I+ I: h
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
' m# E6 x& [) K- B7 X7 B+ J2 x$ r, DHarold: A teacher ?+ H" `( m1 c4 r! d7 g/ m. g
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