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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 3 e$ c8 r% I- e+ o! X# w
Maria: Here it is.
' P; y+ N+ z* ? L+ H* j aTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
- L9 k2 v" Z1 ?Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
3 H+ c+ i4 e2 h/ m. m3 LJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. * h5 Z$ a& }8 N- m! m) w+ E2 h
6 w0 r/ J! D# M7 i; qTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
; F0 f( b4 t- w; a# Z/ b9 TGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
5 _9 ]; Z6 R1 l- c0 M& X' ~, oTeacher: No, that's wrong ! E0 U( @, i h2 A6 J4 }
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. & o# O7 C, |$ p- [. y8 e0 n0 m
6 ]+ S& d. e8 ^) A! d/ Z' U/ XTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
. {2 a [: p, V0 B* ZDonald: H I J K L M N O.
( O2 w4 J0 _9 |0 ^/ rTeacher: What are you talking about? n7 B" t" [6 ~- Z
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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" k, m7 X! k8 M; g$ ]Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. % X, }; V* l, @- m1 P
Winnie: Me!
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% I, K& ~) J$ A7 q) w; b2 uTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? + C0 N& B- r+ t. F9 ]3 U! F L
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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" f0 b, s5 p' M5 v' o0 A9 jTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
5 Y1 E) U( G: ^0 Z7 fMillie: I is... 5 J- u9 L# K; c, G$ I
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 5 D, ?) e* P/ Y9 o2 ]/ U
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
/ \1 n' }5 V) a4 B/ Z7 ~Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. ( F" l4 Q8 ]; w% ~
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? ]! P1 H; x& p% d* ~: a
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 2 E6 E$ f. h+ x/ M3 f9 W d/ _
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. # E. B& M1 y: l7 G4 k
0 l& a( D' k$ G" ATeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? % R3 v$ i8 r" o" E
Harold: A teacher
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