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2 u. \1 n( V4 F# FTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. / {+ p, J1 t+ u# _! D) z+ k( h! p
Maria: Here it is. ) \) N2 T; D. v1 c7 \
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
! ~8 k% f- H# c" _& M& [4 OClass: Maria.
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; K) f- p- N! _6 Z, `7 X2 I! R \Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
: s1 v# e d/ T, Q' p$ YJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" ! |! H* Z( K; V7 C) s
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
4 C6 q! S l) ]5 ^; G% GTeacher: No, that's wrong 8 I% m7 N0 r; x; ]
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 9 ?0 y1 |$ {, w, _% w' K
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? & Y5 P. B1 x! _ a5 Q
Donald: H I J K L M N O. 1 x9 E. h# p# a# X. W0 |
Teacher: What are you talking about?
* B6 x x5 G3 x- K L9 R- WDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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$ U5 a k* s" r6 [, LTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
7 {$ u$ @0 Q) b& N3 O' _& xWinnie: Me!
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4 f9 L" E4 H; q N# ^" r: mTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
* g( L. r. m& i1 q0 f( @2 oGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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; v: I0 ~- K' n& Y" RTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
& Y* T, X: y8 W1 j0 ^Millie: I is...
3 `2 z- L6 _: u3 p: q# u4 ?* C+ ETeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
" b o8 X& ^. ?( J4 i2 B& UMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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# q' d. T# z/ |( oTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? ! j& J0 ~( E7 h3 G# Z
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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# R( `! I% o" k1 x1 \; eTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 2 G8 p9 O4 W1 M2 p
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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$ x, U# b3 ~, g0 |& P6 E. hTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
$ `" H4 g& y$ \. a3 O: rClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. ' X; f, `& A$ v7 G, m" @' U1 Q
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? - M1 y; q; t' J! H. a
Harold: A teacher
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