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: B2 G8 g- n6 H- K5 l4 x5 FTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
& o: K4 I9 ]8 L7 g3 A2 kMaria: Here it is.
: g4 {1 K& S M0 L* n; NTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? % ?$ C/ {& v$ O1 I- x% `7 q
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
2 ?; s+ b5 y2 p. C3 p0 x3 FJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. $ D* a6 A: a$ M' ^9 C7 d
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" # E, Z) e, K) n( I
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" $ z6 n& t( Y; h! [- Y' q O: b" S( m
Teacher: No, that's wrong 4 Q) }" c0 R. c* M& i: l' \
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? ( E) k7 q# {& _$ v' U/ I6 e0 n
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
6 d4 ~* C- S$ K9 H- n5 OTeacher: What are you talking about? 5 p) b) m0 x4 e
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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; o+ z; W. q% ?, @; dTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
1 A( y3 U) w2 u" fWinnie: Me!
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1 N7 z: o3 ]5 B1 s. h4 M" uTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
; Q* Q2 N4 ~1 b) x( D- O5 QGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. " R/ [% }, B! ^) o
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 8 w/ w' ^" g! t1 m: R
Millie: I is...
[- D) `5 _. e" @Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." # j8 d [) H: K
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." : M& N0 T* [$ p% E7 @6 i
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? % q* k% L: u/ f$ `' J( g* i
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. ) l0 F1 n: }' a% X5 Q* h
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 7 V0 H1 O: S, f+ {
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. $ |4 i% Y. ^9 h5 g( x3 C
7 u4 G+ Q! d! b) wTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
( z; O* ?1 I: r. TClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. . i& I. R& T a9 p0 v/ l) g, ^
( _& f$ M" K" @Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 0 G+ J+ l! G! |8 u! E& }( b' T7 T q
Harold: A teacher
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