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) E D" d( ^3 R1 T* x7 FTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
1 R2 m2 ~% i9 \+ D$ NMaria: Here it is. : k5 t7 T8 W3 t9 n/ e0 p
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
) v* b# @# A8 R/ V7 yJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. + [( }8 f; c5 R( l
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 5 o1 P# c' Z5 v
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" X( b" c' y( d- [# h
Teacher: No, that's wrong
6 }( H0 X" j( \) @Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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9 B) |3 f9 s, O3 V+ Q) \0 D. ]Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
$ J: V" A+ r0 {! CDonald: H I J K L M N O. ; D* |9 |+ J! F
Teacher: What are you talking about? 8 b1 F. h& p- J( W y1 P6 d6 H) c
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. . }0 b' ~# Z6 u1 r5 V
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
9 t$ Z' V6 C; A% wWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
8 f+ R3 K6 m# M: i$ X$ n jGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. + x! f8 S' G; u* l: v% x
1 S' b$ H* y2 n( ATeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." * A# T0 q0 a# T) |8 @2 a
Millie: I is... , k3 \; c5 r4 { I1 w
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." ' ]+ S( P |5 f
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." ) j* h6 }0 A4 [7 l3 K4 ~6 _9 Y
& P2 t, S, J2 b" {( z* M4 JTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
- N J5 K3 ?) M1 M4 v0 h. ULouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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! q' X8 G z- ?Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? . |3 S$ R" Z& ^# w) q! E: X6 K
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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, a5 U8 ~% `0 M( ZTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? + w' v! T! O5 i; u
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. . t5 B; `- y- Y5 i: U" N
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
) L) M2 U0 S0 A/ f, z9 f/ _Harold: A teacher & V3 h. u: e- p' g$ B2 i; K8 N% b
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