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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
0 c# m( B; T* p6 ?+ GMaria: Here it is.
a, n- p0 O J) m' i [Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ! g( M" X& w# m
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 4 o8 l* M/ D. W( y0 l3 p" [1 z
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" : ~( _' N5 i! U0 `; s: n/ N
Teacher: No, that's wrong ' G7 P' [! l+ g& } x. `& M9 d
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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# j8 S- [5 H8 J2 p7 K8 d8 }Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
$ y- w& Z- F& H& ?( q, M( `3 h; d) N, DDonald: H I J K L M N O.
2 a& j) l0 V- B P8 ^' N1 c# CTeacher: What are you talking about? 9 U5 p" S. N* Z* K
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
2 n4 z- u! s; B) \: gWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
: ? ~; w2 e4 d) N! F* cGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
! m/ r) c1 d* QMillie: I is... 9 K% Z- d2 i6 H7 S h0 ^
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." ) A6 P2 c: I) Y4 d0 e* a
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 3 L+ a9 A+ Z' x8 B; U% e
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 5 P, B3 u* z' O" Z. \8 k
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. % ~" ` i1 R* X2 \) G. V8 h
5 x4 C$ m9 p: }( D9 j+ mTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
- Q* Y" o& D c4 o2 w5 jSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. $ |3 j+ V) r2 q% W5 N6 h- g5 U% ^
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
2 d% y0 g% @9 u8 t: @0 P4 \! Y* }, h* yClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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; F2 i4 O7 o$ X# zTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
) u- Z! A4 d1 X# u. S5 ^0 lHarold: A teacher
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