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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. D2 V3 y7 j' L& y# l' y& ]' k0 Q( h
Maria: Here it is.
# |( ~. _( ?# e1 X% tTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? ( C2 m/ J+ h% L( s3 L
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 3 A' R2 f! C3 q% v( ^. _2 P
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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0 X# A# e) I- g; b0 mTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
, k! I5 \% _" L5 M( XGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" ! x+ P" {( h' z' E3 [) B
Teacher: No, that's wrong r; Q- q' a" T) h$ j
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. + K6 a7 q6 t" L, c
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
8 a3 @6 j/ t9 o$ I* xDonald: H I J K L M N O. / G! o' @8 h( g F" F) u6 r
Teacher: What are you talking about?
% \( G2 p1 c; K" @& B! DDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 1 ~2 h' k1 y% X8 F4 Q7 C
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
# }6 w( U7 W* {. s; d; |4 CWinnie: Me! 0 x H) N& s( o Q2 n% i
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
/ w" O) k2 w' c, g5 I4 {: XGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. + P% L' ?# K% l* Q: r# X0 d: ~
+ v6 X8 i+ \' X+ a% d9 n6 V0 |Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
' |$ q, l# R: x0 L$ O$ T& WMillie: I is... 1 t3 \/ Q+ g* U1 N. R
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
; F" x+ ~5 E. l7 O; c% J& ~5 JMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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0 k$ i, E; T, M, x5 N3 n8 O* m- y! CTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 7 d! }' Q5 ?* O! Z* x
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? / {) \9 `9 i8 X6 s
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. , h1 z" q q% `2 t0 N0 P
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
: V% }7 g$ S( f* X5 I& @Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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8 c$ U' O% u1 u, E( [. ?4 ]Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
+ Q! \* F7 B$ ^& I0 [( UHarold: A teacher , X! s" ?9 R7 Q) z B& A' x9 j
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