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; S) [5 I7 G; {2 B; o$ FTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 5 ~7 X7 b$ |$ S1 Z( Z
Maria: Here it is. 0 I5 O$ ^2 @3 L! @9 X
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
: h3 N5 X+ W+ c* gClass: Maria. * x H* _; D: L# Z" g
* W/ ~1 b# |+ Z: e" {Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
* W2 U& X/ l8 p% n/ Q' J# [* z4 QJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. ; b3 S0 r$ [) ~4 |4 W& j
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
9 f$ q0 f& i3 G3 j2 l2 [* IGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 2 y% p! p1 v) R( i
Teacher: No, that's wrong ) j+ [' \4 f- A# u# m: Z& t/ g
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. : K9 v2 J% Z8 ~6 |0 @
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 3 |& {% C' X3 `7 ^! W
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
6 V' C4 {: s8 R; k5 t3 BTeacher: What are you talking about?
9 R j1 X& U1 e( S% cDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. - X8 y" b5 H+ ?- e! Q
; d% t- b2 j; e( R% nTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. , e/ n% z2 m( p7 A
Winnie: Me! 8 f3 s& ?7 Q' d6 G6 g/ J9 F# Q8 ?
# U/ ^ w$ M: r+ p/ y% wTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
/ h: C) H6 {* ]; OGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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1 R( E" E5 e+ U; rTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
# `3 i1 R; J( e4 z K6 YMillie: I is... / T- |% ~5 i6 n8 z* C3 R
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." " D* ^7 _8 b @
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." ) Y" _: q! E% d1 V3 L/ r' X+ ]
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
" s1 ?9 e: r% r, M0 kLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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* [( R2 V% P y! VTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 6 B" a- i3 C4 n) K0 R
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? ! k! S3 y6 U5 k+ J
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. " i3 |9 E' ~# f- n
% f8 r6 { W ^& cTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 5 Q* g/ M* J2 P6 q" p4 f, s
Harold: A teacher
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