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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 7 G3 v. p( g7 u
Maria: Here it is.
; Q N: X- e0 D T5 t! {1 lTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? , W+ v2 k3 j! H6 K, a# c! b
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ) a% Q5 Y* Y$ @+ m3 Q
John: You told me to do it without using tables. 4 C! w( o2 k6 ]& \9 d
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
; O' {" _3 l5 K* g% m' c4 PGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" % B8 r& F; h. Y, k
Teacher: No, that's wrong " R- o" x: r% `4 D* j
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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1 I* ~7 i0 F- p. I! F$ c q' FTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? + S6 @8 t" `( F$ {" x0 U
Donald: H I J K L M N O. / d8 ^" J, p x" z5 K# T- d9 q
Teacher: What are you talking about?
' w4 J# B# E: H# Z+ p k! QDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 6 w8 E: a8 W9 G% b
! v% e) {$ |0 t# e7 |Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
% j- v8 M; L, I& }Winnie: Me! / W! f4 n0 d& o1 Y1 t
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
+ v4 P7 ^" S+ ~, Q( Z( U( \" ]Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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( P# @2 E( B" ~1 M8 \* l& H- eTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." / y4 j* P0 O! ^7 i# p& g [: k6 ~+ d
Millie: I is... 2 y) p4 N7 X0 q% m5 {
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." ) p8 |* e/ H, o* z8 m, X
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
1 z) r4 R6 i* L; x* }Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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+ ]" ?% c; o' cTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? . t0 R4 a9 |3 q6 x& ]
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. * l. I% \6 l0 ]! G
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
t; }5 q7 j! ~8 c. m, n C. gClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 9 M" i1 O. I. |$ L$ q' n$ \) _
Harold: A teacher
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