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1 p& ~) ?& w- c# S, ]# V8 l0 \. f" jTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. # |6 k( [- `6 G" X
Maria: Here it is. 7 H, m& _3 U! \ }8 l T
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 1 q& y5 D9 j' M9 N
Class: Maria.
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# R, H6 b$ k1 U* `, o* ETeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 2 j" W% C9 ]! `' ]) @9 d
John: You told me to do it without using tables. " e: a1 w8 k! N
5 t* [* a, t+ y- u1 zTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" ; T6 Q% C5 N% |4 Z
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 3 f! R" i% l5 q p8 o& M3 q6 d
Teacher: No, that's wrong
1 H- O! S. f$ E) @: y) i" qGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 9 @, |7 h2 M& c0 T
3 M# H# l6 \' d3 U' ITeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
6 C6 m m% W# H, j9 V& e; }: `Donald: H I J K L M N O.
2 W) d# p& n5 tTeacher: What are you talking about?
0 U4 O: h% Y5 e& s& ~( _Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. : Y0 D" g# h# u0 u4 ]: t
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 5 H/ [/ R, p7 T [( I' V
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 1 J8 x. H* f/ @6 V# @
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. - x, B- ]$ Z' P; q/ a+ S$ l& U9 `" F
) W9 Z6 A1 B* N4 U( ^3 JTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 7 B0 g5 ]$ |; m4 f
Millie: I is... 8 B4 s/ T# m D
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
/ k2 H8 ]7 P4 BMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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1 |& i' v! n% a! iTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
$ _& y' }" b5 P" {% b0 _Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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( e: b9 \% m1 R1 n9 w% T. }0 [- _! uTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? & Q1 s; K: w9 j
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
+ d6 R% i: a, s1 T ZClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. % A9 {) h$ v: D1 p6 H" M& n! t
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
4 `; Q! {! x0 K4 I- a W" @Harold: A teacher
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