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" i y! U6 Q" e' H: L) R- X( n+ c3 LTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
6 g- y) E" @8 y Q+ \* Z! cMaria: Here it is.
: |: F5 A8 z9 M4 T% sTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
+ Q# j2 J% o7 lClass: Maria. ' ~8 Y2 E: f: J! _7 l7 t5 a
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 8 O P6 f6 y+ D, b* q( S6 `, ^0 Q
John: You told me to do it without using tables. 2 L# O! G4 Z* {7 |9 d" G
0 N( p& E4 B7 p2 U, ?8 M% Z9 j1 zTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 0 y& @/ E' H) _ F7 N) S. Q& l2 ^
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
5 M; i$ T9 K9 E5 L3 a) s& HTeacher: No, that's wrong
2 F# S7 a0 ^" k+ d) NGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. - F. T# g, t9 j. I0 i7 l- i: A, ]
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
4 I- C: Y6 t7 f1 d9 oDonald: H I J K L M N O.
( Y% w8 O$ [/ [: J7 g' d4 {Teacher: What are you talking about?
2 q9 I' i$ P6 j) L5 i" h8 \Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 1 X" ^$ T7 ~3 c. X% t1 p% F
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 7 H3 R9 U) k8 I4 i3 @) @
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 0 U# g- d2 n4 `$ J! T
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. - E1 V( W9 ^# j7 q" v
+ n# q% V/ E; K! b6 h" C jTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." : o0 F8 ?' F3 i! c" f
Millie: I is...
3 I9 s! G; E0 CTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
0 ?2 Q2 f* B6 l2 k. h! LMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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3 S4 i8 H9 u! `; O1 `1 DTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? . r3 F) P; d( k/ K0 E
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 5 i2 w5 w f+ `6 G. K+ l$ r
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
9 J5 Z* b4 [5 F6 Y; T* ^7 S3 y+ Y5 mSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. + W& ^( J! N( p7 f1 }% I2 E+ p
( o/ G* |/ p1 o7 P3 dTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
5 p, ~4 i2 y$ F6 ]3 iClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
" t6 u; N$ j0 p' G0 g0 _) t7 BHarold: A teacher 1 ]% t& d. k9 Q, J0 U' G& U
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