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, P5 W- w( J1 X3 o9 sTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 6 V/ j6 o/ V& r: b$ z
Maria: Here it is.
" P5 l( H: f/ p0 Y8 C" STeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 0 B9 v- a: _7 x/ [% _
Class: Maria. 0 z, B) p% f T
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 7 P( k# L$ n$ p8 X5 `4 o
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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# V2 E$ _0 E# f2 h7 v, `/ h, xTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" ! t/ ?0 ^5 I4 l
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
0 C- H9 _( B8 G) Q, P7 vTeacher: No, that's wrong 2 Z1 w$ [8 E& u3 L
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. * @! d3 l; H* j" v5 L
0 z3 J& {; ^* g& h( t) v1 hTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
! p! d# _2 {1 E) B- ~; v+ Q& J, f0 dDonald: H I J K L M N O.
7 d2 e) T- }0 F' U; dTeacher: What are you talking about?
( Q0 N/ A, Q! E. P) S$ x8 U" P$ ~Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. " f# j0 R( f: y( ~- u2 F
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
- N7 b8 G; B) V: }0 v$ f/ i% OWinnie: Me!
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7 ]- |- U2 g8 pTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
2 {3 n* ?7 f! H* M( Z! YGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
$ Q2 T" a' A) P. `: B# mMillie: I is... / A" M' @/ w* G7 ^2 g s
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
7 @. E4 y/ l% W' S1 y/ aMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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9 q0 z* e7 L* N- {* i/ `) FTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
, v& K1 p/ F1 n% M! y% A+ hLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. / f, L7 V9 v+ O( `4 x4 l
3 _/ I6 ^& t! ?8 X* n$ CTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? C {9 S' H' w Q8 t2 _8 n
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
1 {6 w# i% C7 q: x0 @5 t3 B; {Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. / Z# o' J: c! Q
$ l" P" Q, f/ H; j& x% U- A0 e+ ETeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 0 _. z ^; P; E
Harold: A teacher $ c/ f3 H! z; X8 w
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