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: f, W" [3 V4 w- T5 LTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. + f5 I& B: m* t2 p$ g, V% d
Maria: Here it is. 4 q/ U; y' e, n3 Q/ ]* p
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? ; G6 P, s0 ?0 V' {- s! A0 d, f. c* |
Class: Maria. % W' Z7 g8 Y4 T, |* ~
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? T7 D7 a O9 i+ a
John: You told me to do it without using tables. + b# c L% V6 n# t
' `+ D# D8 S* K: p5 z5 fTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
# c# ?8 G h- q+ q1 k' q( rGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
p; Q' \9 ~1 q3 n/ ~Teacher: No, that's wrong 9 t3 K$ c* v8 R
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. % B5 v1 a) i+ n, K" Q
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 6 ?$ g4 c6 B5 \5 a0 g
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
( G: ~6 }# \! ^! JTeacher: What are you talking about?
# B* H+ j) `9 n! \1 R5 c: g3 }) e1 G- eDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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" i2 ~6 g& L' [2 ~# uTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 7 T7 w! }( \1 |" F, V
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? ! [! O- C8 {: ]5 }8 u
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. * _/ [( |4 }2 {$ d# x. [
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
! C& n( N% G* Q# R5 ?Millie: I is... : N) Q- Y9 O! k' r/ k+ ^, W* }
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 5 Z$ S: X g) j; j+ |, m
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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9 I) y$ F% {& T; u0 k# B* ^Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 1 j F# ]; Z7 ]0 S' \
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. $ D0 \7 y2 J% U
: L" C" y5 ^ x: G2 u/ NTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? $ J- ]' k: M! Y O u
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 6 q& [$ k s* ~2 x
9 v& |) n/ N, a" _& QTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
3 x. q2 X6 ?3 E( }' P- GClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 8 W3 g2 e' H# | b3 H
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
0 @1 w+ Y1 d, D# vHarold: A teacher " N3 o# {/ x3 {6 H/ p
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