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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
, ^ |$ q6 v3 qMaria: Here it is. % W ?1 M- V- _+ S
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
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, @! t7 i8 f9 n8 h! j9 ~9 D5 ? tTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? - {! I( y: K2 h/ y6 {4 o O
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 5 k$ y9 W& L" ^4 d% Z m5 q* {% j9 \
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 9 I" I. x" L: K `7 M
Teacher: No, that's wrong % y) r% `) z1 t" {2 G! K; }+ f6 R
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
9 r, ~( d4 y: C, YDonald: H I J K L M N O.
# J9 P6 y2 Z% h! s" ^0 rTeacher: What are you talking about?
) k* D2 Q' A! kDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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( y$ `: B% L2 w; V7 c; W: [- xTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. , |4 x" y. H" y" X: h2 ]% u, }0 {9 H- t
Winnie: Me! ; R; T( l6 H: H5 d+ u0 g
) e( d$ k! S) A3 B" B3 hTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
6 j9 i5 F& u( ]' e: B& A' qGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. + i! C% B$ Q2 N. Q
- h! G6 }- S+ H3 z: W% ~Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 6 w* S7 [ g8 _/ \- a- y# P
Millie: I is...
+ P; V! D2 O( p. d7 w7 V( }Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
$ f: y0 k6 Q% U3 R& N' I4 Y& ZMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." ! \# |- |( Y# ~
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 6 Q. ^7 o( [ `: j! |( I% _
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? $ ^0 B& G; {) F% @6 V- U% ]
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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$ B; Q) q" L r0 J2 CTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? , a. p& d8 b2 m3 C2 o. ]- T% \
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? / E: B2 I& D* x
Harold: A teacher * s' P5 l5 J7 o+ P
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