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c( ?/ G2 e; e9 p! Q' ]Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
: h$ a P. j$ X; M0 Z( A4 ~- _) UMaria: Here it is.
, A3 d- o! }. V: {" v2 ^& a8 `Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
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3 [/ j" g6 T: {/ l) s$ dTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
$ y& c9 p8 S0 D! j0 lJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. ( I; \+ K! O$ Q/ R7 ~
7 K" p: l1 h) X! b) ^Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" ) j5 ^7 w$ j% U' A. C
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
6 n) Y. V- a4 c$ U# STeacher: No, that's wrong
6 @( p( `5 c6 |" i b7 F" ]; FGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. # ~, S5 t( c3 x" x
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
8 C6 B5 G' Y& c- W0 E {% dDonald: H I J K L M N O. * l( q g0 _6 h4 m
Teacher: What are you talking about?
, M5 x. n1 ]: N% QDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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) f- r8 X0 ~4 h8 a, aTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. : ?" V9 Y/ d; l. K6 }7 r
Winnie: Me!
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$ B1 S7 W- y/ p$ WTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 8 t+ o2 z4 u( \2 b$ [; i1 y+ ]
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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3 i3 ~1 d* C. f( m2 @/ H2 rTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." " A! _4 e( J. p/ ~. e
Millie: I is... - Y/ s; e, i6 ?$ U, v3 h( V* t7 u
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." : m: I+ h& F7 w: _2 p9 C
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 6 U$ M% x0 v5 D' r: m
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? ' b0 M! j$ e& |
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? / X* |4 y& T8 V4 ^7 S$ U
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? / V& ]" Z4 W6 g5 t# C8 A2 i, u& v
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. + n4 o3 V1 A7 I- x" U# \# A
% ~) {5 P1 m- e; ETeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
$ D! n1 K( h8 E; c1 ?. I$ n. W1 IHarold: A teacher 2 f( q3 v0 o5 T9 G, f9 U
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