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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
' D+ g6 L. }: r# gMaria: Here it is.
. V. O9 D1 n# W$ l( M) TTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 9 q+ d( Q4 C: N U- F7 |$ U
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l4 \4 S& H! X; M7 p3 PTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? + g" @6 T5 }3 P) B3 f+ _- Z# |
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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: @6 s# v- ?; @# r( ^8 zTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" , w" I1 b- b& j4 O1 V: b; i
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 3 }2 }% O: i2 E: F, ^
Teacher: No, that's wrong
! {1 @" W( R, k0 y9 w; YGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. , K" Q. n; G" z/ k& e
N, c/ o2 x4 z1 U* {Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? : t& G5 K! k7 G2 c' D+ \) L, L9 ?' S
Donald: H I J K L M N O. 2 `2 f, j. ^$ @6 k8 T9 o
Teacher: What are you talking about?
1 {, a/ W2 ~4 m, o; |* } y7 t4 p) UDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
7 v% o" D8 x" N7 XWinnie: Me!
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6 A2 R" i: K; Z; H( v, A! sTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? , D! |2 y: X' p4 e/ O
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 5 y( w, A5 n5 N" Y4 F. _
' W8 c# |/ X! p OTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." ; Y/ ~2 Z* m9 ~$ A" R) K
Millie: I is... ) {: n$ z2 [' ^5 q0 w0 m7 s
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
0 I4 L8 X0 n2 n. K: L9 W/ T+ ]Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." ' l# ] ~8 H; p2 t. I; `, M# y2 o
6 |$ s$ u# z( m4 X/ D/ MTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 0 n( Y3 @2 X" Q3 }+ x
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? ; [; U6 _; W3 S5 k/ V
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ) |: D4 o3 g8 Y: ~ ?2 X
O3 l: Q0 z) STeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
+ o$ M/ E# M9 Z# h l& O: lClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? : L( p4 E2 P# I: a
Harold: A teacher 3 s% ?; `8 m3 n' Z( u9 K4 X3 y
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