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* C9 g+ w) b8 H. n7 L9 _0 G. s& ITeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 0 L, o5 ]/ ^7 I: J
Maria: Here it is.
6 C0 C; k$ h0 W+ nTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
$ W8 `9 N |. U8 _Class: Maria. 3 B# T8 A2 v7 o* v$ Q
5 P" \* X8 c. M0 ]! }# WTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
3 d4 F1 r n5 Q- @% IJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
7 R, P' o0 Y. p; {# WGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" " ?5 g) P1 ? c0 R6 T) b
Teacher: No, that's wrong 1 f4 V& \/ a6 W! g
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. % ]0 d; @% q8 k/ k- |$ ~
; b- I; s' V0 d K) l4 M8 _Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 1 `2 ^+ P o; z
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
& ^- R2 r# u: o5 x$ ZTeacher: What are you talking about?
( y+ R0 {! Z3 o3 d4 W: iDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. - a4 c- R' x6 q- y9 J! _
Winnie: Me!
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. U5 m6 o# c7 KTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? ) N' V9 s: ?7 W- h3 ]
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
5 d( B% H; r" X. S" PMillie: I is...
4 I' i, ~( V4 G. f/ n2 C+ t! cTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 0 U) {! n8 m5 I, }. I
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? ! `; B. V6 t: ?' i$ }: X
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
! D0 l% ]' V5 a% f0 D \: NSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. , F$ k, v) n, H |* n% u
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
2 @! q; `% e5 M# _3 Q% jClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. ( q( y# ~3 Z% o% \) e; P) ~) e
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 8 H7 ?1 O: r/ p5 B* ]# R/ Q
Harold: A teacher
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