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$ z7 [9 P, k; w" PTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. * r" U8 g c, ^. R; o3 j
Maria: Here it is.
g$ F- d' v! z( S; o bTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 2 E) Y$ k: t# S6 i* ^9 O
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? / I- ^8 v6 I' l. T! e7 A
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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0 u% S0 i+ M# ^, D! G* xTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
' R4 Q% Z' w7 r. LGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" * z$ f) L: k& _3 j. g! j0 _# L& Z
Teacher: No, that's wrong : W; m( T8 H$ t. R
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
7 \- z4 T6 ~( ^6 XDonald: H I J K L M N O.
5 v2 U! g |( r- _( y; a* FTeacher: What are you talking about?
- @4 U2 v; b2 U NDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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w8 f% `7 C, J7 B7 K; oTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
6 b4 y4 p0 K1 l, _3 u/ |$ O8 qWinnie: Me! " y I- N4 O, Y: o( Z. X( B
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
" L' t! D5 l) w! HGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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7 n& N7 @, H# L- i- o, BTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
x1 x( }5 n" I9 `9 o7 wMillie: I is... 8 Z+ c: W3 _8 Y9 K) C# M/ g, O7 W
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." . B% S; E( j% {* S8 i5 }( {
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
: r8 F9 m! K$ }6 @: j: oLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
6 w. u6 Y8 X7 vSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ( w+ o+ @$ k/ L+ v, t% \
# {: s1 T: B' {, K7 YTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? $ X6 X, ] N* j0 ^0 ^2 L) t
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
" b' e) y/ z; YHarold: A teacher
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