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" y" H2 C3 z9 }5 I7 h* ITeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. ! l/ I( Z2 W# C1 M
Maria: Here it is.
" y5 X" B! b; |: ~/ YTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 7 s/ V( ]- ^7 i+ T
Class: Maria.
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, U4 K( u1 I) ]- [/ iTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
: o5 R0 W7 h2 ~+ Q/ RJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" % M1 Y; D1 S/ ?
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" & j5 g! R& s+ F1 S
Teacher: No, that's wrong . j0 }0 S/ S9 ]4 ?
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
; x# P/ C& I* s$ iDonald: H I J K L M N O. 7 D/ { d+ C7 }: y# ?
Teacher: What are you talking about?
3 B6 k6 k( X' K( w2 [& |Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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; H: F, |: H kTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. V" T6 c3 s4 g3 \: v
Winnie: Me! 8 d" o& P k; ]+ x! _
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? ! O. ?" V& b8 b; o. n
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." , n% Y: b+ x4 K! ~. X' x( w
Millie: I is... - M2 s9 S+ G ?2 T _
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
* u9 j1 P8 |: w1 E. J5 sMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 5 c" Q, m" Y7 y
7 h. `6 R& X8 O0 e' iTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 9 G1 F8 o5 A3 B& {* H
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
$ V Q" S" t; x5 f8 [4 ]. c3 d7 eSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
$ A0 |$ A! M( x4 ?' t6 N, x0 SClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
u" Y+ l' ?+ p2 v4 z, U6 SHarold: A teacher ) o, A/ [, N. E0 |3 i n8 f0 H8 H
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