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3 t8 F5 \& Z( T R9 T1 S# k5 Z X& LTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
) n6 @! I5 [) R; M# `& zMaria: Here it is.
9 H" {8 I2 i( @: w+ rTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
' N% c7 c5 m6 p$ T6 LClass: Maria. ! G, n: y# i; i0 c
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ; Q) a d8 d$ @- W! p' @- S) w
John: You told me to do it without using tables. 0 {) B( y3 l; U/ j
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" * d6 T4 x9 c. u& A
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
2 ?% j2 s' }# F4 ATeacher: No, that's wrong
- v' W, o0 Y. eGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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* @5 \( Q: ~* U G8 NTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? ) H! _% N& K0 Q& K m' E( u( G3 c
Donald: H I J K L M N O. 3 X( k @5 i7 v% U5 Y
Teacher: What are you talking about?
& K) U1 i- Y% R. n- E# a/ m+ P% oDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. + h4 @4 Q7 k4 e
, j6 I& V3 e- _2 y- T: w! iTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
4 r j2 d: P" D% o: ?+ ~' tWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
* y3 y4 }( r8 t6 dGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
" X# \# i- A) z9 ZMillie: I is... . l5 M% B& T# e. g% E7 V
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." # o* j, v3 v; c0 I: M" w9 A
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 6 _ T" W- X/ n0 Q1 D! J6 o
3 W" d: W- x, Q7 A% {Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
0 A0 @7 y) P; I, F9 Y7 J9 w& eLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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( M; ^; D- _( U) w* V( HTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
$ Q- l1 Q6 ?6 K; p- y+ ~/ CSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? ]) u# G3 ]4 h! D. \
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? & K( |2 |4 c: S. d. h7 f: h
Harold: A teacher 1 T, y. h/ G. B: M" S1 ^1 ^# ~
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