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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
' v; v, E k" h% J9 iMaria: Here it is.
8 L) `* E" X7 Y+ nTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
8 L2 X3 x y3 t4 l% r GClass: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
- D7 n* ? [1 h# k! C: ?John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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! G( U9 K) F% MTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
6 [1 s* y6 V+ `Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
3 j0 p- O: y6 K6 eTeacher: No, that's wrong
* T+ f% X( f* }( \Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ' E/ b# N# {: _( Z( l' G
" q& M# J" Y1 w0 b+ ETeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
I" @) ?# F" z7 ^( Y- ~5 oDonald: H I J K L M N O. 2 A" m0 t0 u& i
Teacher: What are you talking about?
2 r% e4 d: `7 Y1 I/ ?Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
6 \- d, e5 @4 C" V; Z) B xWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? - X! K9 u' J4 m- K6 W
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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! t& Q/ A. {$ ]/ q: jTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." , p0 p/ R( V" @! g) @8 r) h, t
Millie: I is...
8 a, T; ?4 E; r, x4 ]/ g; PTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 7 d; x) R a* b) E* P
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." " V- N8 M& n8 `* L: V( U* p* S% s
, x6 l% p% q% ~2 F5 |+ jTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
9 o- G" e6 Q3 y" kLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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' o9 L4 K0 J+ {3 eTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 5 B# q) H/ t' r) L
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. % K, }+ }8 g: f* a
7 F6 |3 u G+ R9 y8 t X; r: vTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 7 H6 ~- `0 ~2 v. L0 m( {$ l) n
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. # w: s$ G" {$ z& ^
6 Y1 h9 j4 z# S% y, jTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
i: p1 R1 R0 X) bHarold: A teacher 1 p* H# @8 x3 a
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