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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. ! w! c( c ]0 j" l# v
Maria: Here it is. . _. p" G' {5 [* P
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 8 J* \; _1 j* k- A
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
L$ T; {# ~! b7 r _John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" ; ~# Z, ?( Q' M( o
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" + r/ H) ] ^3 S: u- L' n9 B) Y
Teacher: No, that's wrong ' Z# P& [; E9 S
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ) O& j- X u' {0 y
* b! p' H4 b# l/ \4 sTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? ' M( @% v+ X* B7 Z1 U' T
Donald: H I J K L M N O. 3 n+ I! z. g# [+ c2 r) g
Teacher: What are you talking about?
& |) Q6 H* h- k2 }7 `- I4 J% x. WDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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1 h3 H8 T: R2 s2 m; P) _Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
) v( R X8 w$ u7 a+ A7 @Winnie: Me! % d* l: U+ i! `0 u/ H- }
! r9 u: S$ m# q8 ?$ ~Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 6 R# g$ L1 A) |5 l7 ~5 W
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 8 M- r% e$ @ f+ ~3 _
: Q7 I: r2 m+ h+ K* uTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 4 q, r# J; h$ ]; ]& q5 x% d7 w
Millie: I is...
" i2 P4 d* a9 r6 v- Z2 V6 V, ITeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
8 o9 M: i- R$ K+ WMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." ) N1 A# R/ E& u: t
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? . l" i+ ~) [* A$ Q
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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9 W- [. A# m" m# r: e0 y, p% BTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
( q/ C4 f) o9 m+ j" m0 v7 RSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 3 p: }* D- F5 v: |
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
8 b% M' k( q" s% j; X0 kClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. , B( u2 I( {: Q0 [
( G2 `9 E" O9 D; [, b' K' r" @Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 9 r+ j% v) _( r: `
Harold: A teacher
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