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Kids are Quick

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发表于 2008-3-7 20:50 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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$ l. u( D* o6 r6 R/ h, P- KTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
9 }9 ^# C- w! U3 K. t% XMaria: Here it is.
* ]0 T) }2 @" w' }% I/ ZTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? / g' S! s* s- P  |4 o9 @
Class: Maria. # q% Y4 o- \2 O' R
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 2 d* P/ @0 J0 Y. c; K' ]; d
John: You told me to do it without using tables. 1 U5 q( K, U4 s8 ~! U
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
; |* m; `; {4 N, i4 M) ~; RGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" % A- g- h* K& K! x- f" U
Teacher: No, that's wrong . |4 R* g- y- H7 ]  V+ z
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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6 C; Q$ c7 L  X% q$ PTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
" ]2 [" u0 J5 B3 y8 h. sDonald: H I J K L M N O. 3 p% i% |/ {& M8 L+ O
Teacher: What are you talking about?
' H+ ^4 m7 {7 @" o2 }Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
; i, l6 L- @' EWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? ! [1 F0 f$ M: m. F) P
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. % P. C! \0 u# A' u5 _  W, d
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." , Y6 B7 i) M/ ?# `8 m
Millie: I is...
  ~0 p% J3 ^5 ^: [- S; v, aTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 9 |2 N: {+ j6 k
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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9 w' D  F1 _& A' ~# B3 |9 f. `Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 5 ~* Q5 ^- X# m  L2 \% }8 z( X
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. . I+ t4 b& t# _1 B
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
/ ]$ a4 [  |) Y0 h% v, _- pSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. & a( V* ?1 F1 }' l  ~5 }1 K3 s/ |
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? ( o1 V9 u9 [  t5 F  i9 O5 U' m
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 5 B- N$ l8 @# H( r; E  y* a
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
9 [2 Y3 B- k( |2 n! L7 m7 QHarold: A teacher * r$ i" g2 U0 \: l  a
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发表于 2008-3-8 07:59 | 显示全部楼层
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The last one is GREAT!
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