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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. ! ?8 m$ E( K# w ~
Maria: Here it is.
+ s$ h% s! A+ B2 C& m+ tTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
2 l% h% I! }8 B# O8 RClass: Maria. 2 n5 s0 V5 Q ]
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
; \# I$ J T/ |, `- A1 U. g, a7 PJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. * r& x/ L; o& |& A8 O" U1 i" C6 [
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
* i2 u' ^+ n8 y9 K( CGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
8 K: T q/ Y) d9 d [4 z7 |; }9 tTeacher: No, that's wrong " ?8 t* l8 o% S+ t0 P1 i: _
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
" ]7 m1 y. P' m3 _4 qDonald: H I J K L M N O.
! f; u( t" Y5 C. S+ ATeacher: What are you talking about? 6 u4 m/ U' H9 q
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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+ O: N: f9 Q. s6 s+ vTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 5 P. Y: Z$ r; D" ]
Winnie: Me!
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/ g2 P) N' B4 w. v9 h0 f3 C* bTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
2 o5 x1 R: _# N$ ?) I; NGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. , f2 [: G, x" M ^% L6 @! z
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
- D) t4 i7 c |: N5 CMillie: I is...
3 u; a w2 m( KTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
! r0 v6 x0 }7 g% M8 ?Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." ) q3 r' v# r& C" q& A
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? % U5 L" T0 b# l7 c! U
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. ( c% M* \8 [2 }$ h) X1 _
* l, G* ]& a7 o7 a1 m( M( OTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? ' [, _+ y1 E) C# d4 O0 K
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 7 h, A3 u) D) u8 u! G5 O: d
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? ; S: H! ?# ]+ K2 L( X
Harold: A teacher , ?6 I; r/ x- [% F, `' G% ]
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