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4 h; J: r+ `4 B ?0 l( }Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 1 W4 K( F$ }! N8 }) a% _( s
Maria: Here it is.
, q7 Z" v N& [: ~2 U4 m, jTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? - v5 ?3 E+ P' P6 @7 a6 p) [) s
Class: Maria.
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* ^% ^6 c: `9 Z! s4 Y# H/ R3 \Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
' ]6 j# M, ]: i( KJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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4 z E" N* u+ q# _Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
+ W- j' R& {, x" a4 h9 \! jGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
' X' b v( N" R! \Teacher: No, that's wrong ; v4 m9 c) P" \7 u3 _! G
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
# w( x0 h( p- o, ^1 ^6 ]0 yDonald: H I J K L M N O.
- K& o6 q1 a+ m- sTeacher: What are you talking about? 7 E1 i) \1 j# e0 x$ Q0 I5 v
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. # }1 b* w8 Z. X7 F \' @9 Y
; n. C" ]! _+ Q) d" H% T; [) MTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
2 b' o6 U0 ?; Z: O: M7 XWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
; J3 n& ~1 R; W+ {2 w4 q1 H. CGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ) b2 [# \- S# I$ k
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
/ |) P: G8 M8 l+ [Millie: I is... " N5 f% K; r- `( P
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 2 Z+ J2 B9 `" V- A. d1 f/ e
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." - ] O; F0 Q- ^' J+ X5 K
! Q7 P1 z) W4 n9 Z1 u" aTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
) f* H8 A, y }5 qLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. , I% e. r5 M6 U" X! `- l- b
& R; S3 P3 W( Z3 f: W5 m$ C" CTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
' \/ n5 t! r, }7 _0 ~9 K* Z* v6 F, ^Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? ' k, ?5 ~' J' _4 P& C/ \0 z
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. ) z2 V; `2 `$ p# |% {
& m$ A2 X+ c# N6 h9 l# ]Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
2 f3 z, k' o! ]9 {, _; iHarold: A teacher : V4 b6 y# f! u2 L3 W
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