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: B5 b& d5 J2 _" E2 z; ^Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
, R6 r6 V2 m# C1 KMaria: Here it is.
: t/ @$ |" M/ D: xTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
7 A* D! [3 l9 E" S/ T( qClass: Maria. ! x* d. o+ A' L8 X5 ~
& x2 D8 j9 |% I5 ITeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
/ D3 k. ]8 G9 p) K4 }: |5 iJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. 0 p" ~" d. [# b& {- |5 g
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
3 G7 U; r1 E5 } f5 W9 gGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
* e8 Z4 m, e- eTeacher: No, that's wrong 7 `( b8 C6 g. A) k* o' }! h. }- \
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 2 Z- ^: u6 w3 h2 v7 _
5 H: L0 b' [9 ^8 w; V" `Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 1 v+ o, v/ U- m* {) @. c
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
+ b) |, X( O$ c4 r& w2 \& D) tTeacher: What are you talking about? : q" _' Q9 C5 K4 X6 n: n
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. / K ~0 T( K, f' i6 y
3 X) h$ S" L( m, |* l7 \6 }Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
. s8 w! n0 F" x1 g0 H3 TWinnie: Me! 3 B& ]# |" Q7 w! L1 b. @* S
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 1 G$ G% z- |& G% v
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 0 a$ E" `( U2 c; R8 s( @9 v
Millie: I is...
( o' s* p8 h+ K/ V, z# y2 zTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
! o h) l( y8 ^1 R! Y. [' j$ v7 nMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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f. W7 X: g- E X% K' Q& p% q2 LTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 1 h. n% b( m, l4 L' v9 B9 r) ]7 Q
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 1 S0 e" \8 M+ C- k, y4 M
2 P7 s t9 q- X8 w7 B0 nTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
0 Z1 b/ a6 [) }& [ X# `" r; ?. zSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 7 V4 s r% R8 r
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 0 A! x& w( M3 c
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 7 v3 W: b' v, H" Y( l$ \
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 6 P: C0 t/ ]1 U. ]" p
Harold: A teacher
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