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; U2 _5 p# N, k6 w% Y8 I) zTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 9 U5 }" x8 G) M
Maria: Here it is.
0 W# w' r) M$ `9 B ITeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? + F1 L: N, O' }! U& \
Class: Maria. 0 @1 T8 y# E* [" f! J2 ]- N5 \
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
; Z) n- t5 F" X& t) ` hJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. $ X( a7 C5 b* J4 u
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
$ {- Q) E: }1 ^! `) |* ?3 cGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 5 n" R0 [: F% x! a/ a
Teacher: No, that's wrong / V+ y0 G' C: ?5 w7 H8 |3 N
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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( H7 O& ]7 e5 l0 m3 TTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? / W! l& y) y9 a
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
( f% V$ c$ b/ r5 w; A, gTeacher: What are you talking about? 1 T6 U9 a2 ~4 Q5 w* ?2 p
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 2 x+ q8 ]$ o, J Z/ F7 e
) K9 d( @+ I2 s" K! f6 wTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 5 H( U( N$ Q9 @- Z8 A! J( h: H( k
Winnie: Me! % B8 d7 ~; ^3 [7 U, d7 C
6 V2 M; U: z3 S% d1 y# rTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 1 R4 T1 }, n6 x! Y3 s
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. : \5 G/ B2 g& @3 O+ l
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." ; o( h2 x) a- q2 s. X8 G
Millie: I is...
! @( F& ^, f7 p+ M7 ETeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." / K" l8 g: j0 {0 a- z
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
& a7 I/ [7 S0 ^Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 8 {. T! r' l& F
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. $ t. S I. W- w6 Y9 s
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
( N9 B. J& \! r3 ^( f7 {, W' LClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. " h& w; H' ~4 x! R H7 h& C% f q
8 `9 x# ]3 {( P4 k7 b6 z- l: B# `Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? ; a9 w" F& j% E s/ d! v
Harold: A teacher
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