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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
1 o7 f( `, x5 H0 t0 R2 v: v* e+ R5 pMaria: Here it is.
+ b. k. l1 ~% g- y$ MTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 8 g+ t* {4 g6 i9 O
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 4 s9 o0 [$ v# R
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
4 S# y1 f: I6 M- g- DGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
9 X0 h/ l0 `8 h2 ~) s0 rTeacher: No, that's wrong - D, A. T( h) H( P9 M# h
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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0 d8 m3 p9 B2 `/ [& vTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? : y/ Z! z% A4 Z) v& ]5 h
Donald: H I J K L M N O. : i9 m3 s1 ]8 d! G5 q' J; V% Y
Teacher: What are you talking about? $ x+ K+ T2 a" P
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 2 a$ S$ J& q5 q- U5 x' }
Winnie: Me! 9 @3 |" z' a, H0 o
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
* Y5 ?; o4 C% m* d2 Y q: ZGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
2 a1 q2 c% d( S F; zMillie: I is... 8 o; G* _; q2 L# L4 E7 s3 M
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
; C7 r+ e; Y g! Q; a0 | }Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." ( i" ]1 u& v% v$ c
: u9 U) q E T( t4 Q" y u& bTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 6 s8 Z6 ?$ ?4 _. R8 A. U
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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/ @7 I6 T! b: i( A6 bTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 7 i8 o# _% b/ |, ^; ~
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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e- s3 ?! [& \* _Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
/ M o3 z5 L) ~Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. / B0 z; w* [. z! h6 w; g
$ R; z; c4 j: Q# h; p* {. ITeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
; m4 U, C1 w1 AHarold: A teacher 1 C7 ^5 a& g7 r
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