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: {! C0 ?; `8 ITeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 6 w# r i6 P/ X! W) x- t
Maria: Here it is. 6 }( i! V: t2 k6 D3 s1 R+ j
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? " Y7 _2 x V1 y! m4 e
Class: Maria. 3 j- h5 A$ r$ Z0 d; V
- L3 A [2 M2 R1 Y( t5 ~% U9 tTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
* P4 u/ ^ g( _John: You told me to do it without using tables. : |+ i% \/ N) K
6 |% H% u6 m) Z; tTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 8 p/ v- E$ G0 G Q
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 0 x0 i Y$ k6 v
Teacher: No, that's wrong
- T' G N0 F$ o# C+ aGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 7 a/ k6 ^# r$ Z" e) t+ B* L2 W Z
% }' v0 K2 F: STeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 3 f' Z& Y% y& g$ e* ^( _% N) z3 J
Donald: H I J K L M N O. : Y# s2 v+ h3 T5 \+ ]# B% J+ E& L
Teacher: What are you talking about?
d- @( u/ }( |0 nDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 2 U" w, `6 b4 P2 v E } Z2 @
Winnie: Me! . B8 w% f5 c* z* l/ c+ s: Q1 `. Z
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? " s; I, {" _3 Q& w
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 8 [$ [# K/ I# m3 B8 }* S. U
1 p, X f/ p* X! iTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 1 w6 g# V( }( l6 E6 G
Millie: I is... ' j9 _8 L- @1 P2 y, ]
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
9 t5 I2 |' Y3 Z! V2 B9 g# NMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." % T2 g z' J& j0 i% R1 a- c( z
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 9 N' n m, ^" R9 K' Y& b7 E# P+ j
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
# i0 M5 m. h% I. ~+ W* SSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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$ A% S8 ^! d0 d M. HTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
U0 T, x1 h! m' `( r% ]2 ]9 aClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 3 q4 P2 G& {- _1 Y8 F C! c1 N' r
Harold: A teacher
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