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2 c& X( E4 s" I0 OTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
1 K; I2 |& E) c' }& z+ AMaria: Here it is. : F. I; @5 W1 D6 \+ l% A
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
2 f" C* q/ x0 C1 @Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
, f1 h0 O0 w- `" ^John: You told me to do it without using tables. 8 x3 s8 x5 F/ B( p/ T
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
% _: k! C5 k9 ~ @Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
1 [. Q5 Z8 J# T8 @$ g: T4 d5 MTeacher: No, that's wrong 8 G# v$ [) a4 {# j$ c
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. % `' a i, g X1 v
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
6 W4 u# t, ]" V: |2 nDonald: H I J K L M N O.
' [+ ~% ~/ y/ cTeacher: What are you talking about?
) D2 ?$ h7 b* ^! j& \% y, F3 EDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. & [& }& b+ x P
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. $ }8 T5 t. v9 l1 J9 N0 k- _
Winnie: Me! 6 Z* [$ Q# N+ {, ]/ ^
5 ^# Z& N2 T8 A$ j5 hTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 7 r$ C5 c# z9 H$ f
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. " {9 G& l; F* h/ L1 `
5 l9 G' s4 g R9 m' ^; oTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
. g+ e" N5 s S qMillie: I is... 7 Y. ~: J1 X9 z# P* n; p' g
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 7 S- a" c5 m a& r
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 4 @1 I0 _0 R* [9 g
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? # B1 P) b# B' a7 B6 u. X2 x; Q: j
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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( ?& u7 E3 x2 h" ^1 K2 YTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? X+ e7 h! u+ J
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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3 f. o1 `! k1 I0 Q9 ITeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? * ^- @* l- D% f4 x; |3 u
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. : d/ z* W! m' Q4 R8 r g
1 U& t. L0 w5 v# XTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 5 U2 r2 @9 k0 ^, _% Z! j$ ^& f
Harold: A teacher
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