Logic

小叶子

If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
$ Y, `/ i4 J. Cit's your stupidity.
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, d0 d2 r( m* l7 D/ u$ x2 d" HI was born intelligent -
education ruined me.

Practice makes perfect....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?
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If it's true that we are here to help others,
& Q  |: C- w1 p! othen what exactly are the others here for?

& o6 \: t% m  g6 [7 C. d8 H$ rSince light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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) Y% L& ]' K- ~" v3 iHow come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

Money is not everything.
% r% g+ b5 ^, v5 W: t: FThere's Mastercard & Visa.

0 `: H; K) q" x' M: p+ u0 b8 mOne should love animals.
They are so tasty.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman
3 q6 u' L4 @' Z1 _, JAnd behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

7 W& J/ E6 r- A4 P! \3 }Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
+ h, E7 i" \( w1 L, o2 Alife.
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The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.

Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.
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"Your future depend s on your dreams"
So go to sleep
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$ Y" J. b7 y7 K9 t. \There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning
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6 V6 f' o; g0 d8 Z1 z  {"Hard work never killed anybody"
1 j3 m. K) a. D( s1 NBut why take the risk

3 O4 W& V; Z  d& q"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours

God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.
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The more you learn, the more you know,
$ Q- E. k& _' U9 N* sThe more you know, the more you forget
1 v6 R" `4 X( `0 C/ Z% F) NThe more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.
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+ w( w' w1 @1 B" X# o# c) [A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
* O* O' U6 [4 z+ x# |/ NOn my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........
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Hilarious!

織紗千影

lol
love it ^^