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Q, Q' Q0 k. `& \! s. F* F# ^if your father-in-law is a poor man,
6 ]3 B! e% F/ ]+ @9 w" vit's your stupidity.
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I was born intelligent -( c- t4 i: P4 i8 d+ z
education ruined me.
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5 _& N/ [4 t- @7 Q: f7 q0 [Practice makes perfect....
( }' G& S# ^+ B) E7 K5 mBut nobody's perfect......9 M7 F0 \( n6 H+ k+ Z" b& P( l
so why practice?" v" L7 {# e, u# [ J
v2 [5 B- ^! ~- k0 |1 q1 OIf it's true that we are here to help others,
$ ~6 c* ~# P, \then what exactly are the others here for?
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Since light travels faster than sound,
7 Z( c/ x& s; @* g% G/ [people appear bright until you hear them speak.* Q. h8 U U( E2 K
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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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Money is not everything.
) g- a: I4 R0 _2 b: Y# ] N% v/ GThere's Mastercard & Visa.- `" L; m/ p0 z! |4 D% H& z
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One should love animals.
9 U5 S% d' N# N: hThey are so tasty.; E% ]) I: C6 x- j1 a
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman
* u8 _2 N7 b4 g, a0 [" pAnd behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.+ ?% y& ~6 G7 z5 ~* d3 d
- }/ I" h9 q( O1 b$ S5 DEvery man should marry.# \; S8 Y3 x* k
After all, happiness is not the only thing in" H$ f3 C% T* Z3 C
life.+ E1 @, [; r# A# }5 _) l
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The wise never marry.2 {; S" c J% N
and when they marry they become otherwise.' r+ s3 a6 i4 a1 f1 R4 p
* O4 Q, Z; {8 _, j6 d, kSuccess is a relative term.
, w/ [8 B* t# Y& N- Q2 AIt brings so many relatives.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow& c; `+ X! }0 a, H- k# C9 z z# R
what you can put off today.
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"Your future depend s on your dreams"
$ [; u; W3 B! g1 t- o. s! DSo go to sleep
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There should be a better way to start a day$ \3 S" b+ a/ C. z9 e/ J
Than waking up every morning1 P/ u8 X; h& W
. R- L, Z5 l) V3 U# h; G# s* R"Hard work never killed anybody"
; |0 ^9 P' d( M/ \# `# Z* wBut why take the risk7 G2 G `! h; R2 a, w4 H( b
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"Work fascinates me"! Y+ G" f6 S3 R
I can look at it for hours* l+ b, y6 X5 O, A( A# H, V
B8 K6 m6 N* k/ h& gGod made relatives;
; a0 p: I- S/ O! g( GThank God we can choose our friends.
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The more you learn, the more you know,
! D" v# k+ n* `* W+ }9 a: y& h) aThe more you know, the more you forget
6 q* E, s7 E2 g" D9 W! RThe more you forget, the less you know; M3 d: _* q) S6 Q7 q! {4 ^
So.. why learn.& B9 D* |0 P5 v4 ]
/ L+ E% @3 Z8 y |2 oA bus station is where a bus stops.
l( S1 u& W P: ~A train station is where a train stops.! c& n; c! O7 r }- F5 |. s) u
On my desk, I have a work station....
8 p; M+ a( h4 a; @what more can I say........- [: E, q9 N9 C- y C; g* b. i
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