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, [" s) n9 }2 y; A: m4 Z: ^it is your fate but," P1 k3 ?6 X& a/ P7 ~ ~9 C4 q
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
9 g2 {' Z- X$ tit's your stupidity.
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: ?) i6 G9 E1 ?- AI was born intelligent -
3 t a6 S! h0 e' M Zeducation ruined me./ g7 t! h. a4 D. T: W' \( u- q
! { e0 [7 _! ?; h) c1 i6 V& ?Practice makes perfect....' M- l' M, K4 a* B
But nobody's perfect......$ g5 \! \1 S9 N. d: a" I0 {0 e
so why practice?5 C% n3 g: l' j- T. G! n0 ^
/ f0 ], E T# t9 vIf it's true that we are here to help others,
4 ? D/ G# f# k8 @: {then what exactly are the others here for?
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Since light travels faster than sound,. X2 J5 f; _: A/ d# J9 X5 F
people appear bright until you hear them speak.. f4 L5 C6 p4 x; C2 l- W0 c
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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word? g1 j0 E1 u/ l2 v( [
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Money is not everything.: m& F+ E* \9 \9 A! @' b6 a! P
There's Mastercard & Visa.
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One should love animals.
; \& }# W q" k' z4 }' ?They are so tasty.+ |+ q+ b: k( l: B0 ]* y1 m! o
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman; S; N+ o8 |2 O0 J7 M% C' f" X
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.1 n8 K+ q5 I+ Z1 L6 A. v9 r
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Every man should marry.
8 t" Y7 ]/ y, e8 w+ p, @6 WAfter all, happiness is not the only thing in
: Y) o2 V, y( ?1 n {; xlife.. P. ^% e* S/ V3 Q6 A8 D
( \4 f* {# A9 Q _The wise never marry.
5 ~" G6 W) |, e. o+ P( r: yand when they marry they become otherwise.
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Success is a relative term.. w) W4 _+ u4 ^. r9 u6 `: {
It brings so many relatives.
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& Y! y4 |& k+ q2 G" SNever put off the work till tomorrow: Q$ X2 A$ q$ d9 d
what you can put off today.0 Y- u5 h2 |2 p3 K" t# w
% e" _0 B9 l! }+ E* E9 R' n# c4 h"Your future depend s on your dreams"0 H* a2 h1 S& w) q( g) P
So go to sleep' A# l* [" v6 a4 ~
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There should be a better way to start a day s- j- u( @# Z( y0 A
Than waking up every morning# c* v! l- z8 M% N0 W% D7 I
4 a2 Q) R* R! G2 U"Hard work never killed anybody"
( l0 w4 G$ x" H& g5 j+ x# IBut why take the risk
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5 c, X, L3 c8 X$ w8 ["Work fascinates me"
7 l1 n/ B+ D$ X1 x% xI can look at it for hours1 v- D: q1 {# H; M
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God made relatives;% S: @5 {) _ J W+ }4 K T
Thank God we can choose our friends.; g! \- s) l% |6 l# b
6 @1 ]5 Z! x5 _8 q4 ?The more you learn, the more you know,! Q! t' B1 @+ w
The more you know, the more you forget& ^" o k/ Z- } N. _
The more you forget, the less you know% |8 S, A! o& s- a8 i7 H; j
So.. why learn.% P% M+ s$ O/ I Y
' C9 S$ c# J, _& g! E: h8 bA bus station is where a bus stops.
2 H: E2 c9 J9 G) BA train station is where a train stops.& P. w: A0 e5 e' g
On my desk, I have a work station....+ L6 X! w/ Y, \5 i+ D
what more can I say........: D* H# j# p$ ~/ B% q
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