Logic

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If your father is a poor man,
; T1 g% N/ o) s. g6 T& C* ^it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.

* X, {2 K: b. Y5 U0 II was born intelligent -
education ruined me.
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Practice makes perfect....
But nobody's perfect......
) `& h3 L) g7 _/ H6 h; o( Bso why practice?
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  S. [9 V" d0 P/ T' t! EIf it's true that we are here to help others,
% \, g7 z0 o) B/ U) Z' l7 mthen what exactly are the others here for?
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Since light travels faster than sound,
9 Y  B7 {( e9 Z+ k% A0 A( vpeople appear bright until you hear them speak.

How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

5 U/ ~$ d8 e! _Money is not everything.
2 s8 J$ j# @, I) c5 |* GThere's Mastercard & Visa.

One should love animals.
' E' x" d. D' Q9 JThey are so tasty.
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  h' |2 g8 _3 T' IBehind every successful man, there is a woman
0 D1 W/ }! q. W* M8 n9 t1 }And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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7 E1 N8 T  `/ j2 a( r7 Q% PEvery man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
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& X5 P3 p7 E( w/ _! v( E6 TThe wise never marry.
' _* f. C3 f2 V; i; T5 d1 Vand when they marry they become otherwise.

Success is a relative term.
2 \& z8 w( Z; I$ \/ dIt brings so many relatives.
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% j6 j" _9 g+ q7 gNever put off the work till tomorrow
( D' i6 z" ~, ?' w0 bwhat you can put off today.

' y3 g8 M+ L& b+ H"Your future depend s on your dreams"
So go to sleep

There should be a better way to start a day
$ B$ A: a+ \* ^9 j0 u) @% SThan waking up every morning
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"Hard work never killed anybody"
6 m: j0 }3 x9 T% xBut why take the risk

; M8 N/ |, A  \"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours
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$ ~  \- N: C+ l4 H9 V" T, z0 ^God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.

! {* }6 f, n$ `! hThe more you learn, the more you know,
  |$ {# ]: B- _% TThe more you know, the more you forget
% q( g3 H( G8 c8 P/ ~5 VThe more you forget, the less you know
, C7 Z% c& V5 VSo.. why learn.
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/ C( p; {' k  v, O8 I3 rA bus station is where a bus stops.
' t& q5 h2 S3 xA train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........
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Dumber

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Hilarious!

織紗千影

lol
% j+ p. r. C( N% Wlove it ^^