Logic

小叶子

If your father is a poor man,
( r* E5 r6 g+ z/ Dit is your fate but,
( C; h+ N* f0 z& ~if your father-in-law is a poor man,
; B8 q, N5 F) y) F# V/ P+ k" S$ x; tit's your stupidity.
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I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.
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* _( b, A! T' f" g. I) r" `Practice makes perfect....
7 r* v. V) U: kBut nobody's perfect......
# j% R4 j. ^8 e; aso why practice?

% M% H) ]9 j% g% f: F2 s! NIf it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?

/ \0 Z; @2 W) Z  M- `3 gSince light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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+ f: H5 y! N1 s/ {: [( KHow come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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4 b% d* A8 T# _$ a' UMoney is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.
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$ y' U% D8 Z6 V9 \One should love animals.
They are so tasty.

" T: q$ U1 D! C$ U& E% O/ WBehind every successful man, there is a woman
# Z# i# T* B% D4 T2 G% DAnd behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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/ H8 w1 B3 A! G; SEvery man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
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The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.
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Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.

% J$ e( k) V1 W: Z/ x; wNever put off the work till tomorrow
% H2 e  ^4 p+ K$ G0 H4 D# x+ Xwhat you can put off today.

, d4 d, e# w- B6 b( V9 r3 _3 Q"Your future depend s on your dreams"
3 C1 c* s; Z7 W$ ASo go to sleep
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7 j6 ]# W# }5 }, w5 \0 z7 k; YThere should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning
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"Hard work never killed anybody"
) Z5 {/ D( z4 `9 UBut why take the risk

"Work fascinates me"
; _7 S$ r8 K6 M8 d; z% O& U% wI can look at it for hours
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God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.
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The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.
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A bus station is where a bus stops.
, z( i; d" \6 TA train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........

Dumber

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Hilarious!

織紗千影

lol
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