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 If your father is a poor man, Y( s/ |# c% G, \( S
it is your fate but,4 m) {( L Q% e, |; s$ @ d+ W6 S! W
if your father-in-law is a poor man,' Q. s: ]+ y6 ]+ z3 }
it's your stupidity.$ G% U! F$ b$ O3 _' P& K, ?, u
$ T; M" D. @( C% y6 |* yI was born intelligent -, e4 c0 {4 G, c; D S0 t/ g
education ruined me.
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Practice makes perfect....3 h+ J9 }9 e$ h% W6 |
But nobody's perfect......
7 l1 O5 H$ ?6 ~5 V9 Aso why practice?
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5 t& z* [4 B& K' kIf it's true that we are here to help others,
+ j' k0 l5 a0 p. a+ i( h9 M0 W& {then what exactly are the others here for?
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Since light travels faster than sound,' D0 M. X, h8 p4 @# n
people appear bright until you hear them speak., f8 H+ M8 a; V: p
7 u" j8 P s; Q; R7 z6 v7 THow come "abbreviated" is such a long word? h6 L$ S( q3 {8 X* M
5 c) T g9 K4 F. D" s: TMoney is not everything." s, Q* ~- P( @# J
There's Mastercard & Visa.
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One should love animals.
- g! A" X7 V, @7 WThey are so tasty.# Y* |7 h# f+ v! U2 C4 l+ p# Z2 A
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman
2 G8 G3 J T0 {) B/ f# FAnd behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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# r; I) B/ i+ R3 `, UEvery man should marry.
: T# J, A# B1 ~! c% p) qAfter all, happiness is not the only thing in
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1 w2 v% }& a: c. u, q) SThe wise never marry.
# q. D" b: O1 S, wand when they marry they become otherwise.
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Success is a relative term.# u# c3 |2 ^( r
It brings so many relatives./ k6 {( H. C" D8 |
, K) ?, {3 @3 b& _9 i" y$ ENever put off the work till tomorrow
4 z" |& d3 d- j2 ?8 O3 Y* Dwhat you can put off today.
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"Your future depend s on your dreams"( t: x$ ~8 w# b% V8 p$ p" n$ Q
So go to sleep
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There should be a better way to start a day
( w3 H* G( A- W# a" ^( U! wThan waking up every morning6 ], \$ O% a! @
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"Hard work never killed anybody"
4 s' F- H7 o/ T7 ~' F4 ^' z4 MBut why take the risk4 p) t" O; m1 k& t3 z
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"Work fascinates me"( R4 X+ ?1 M- n! i# T
I can look at it for hours
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God made relatives;/ g+ z& ~! e! i$ z9 [; m9 I1 |
Thank God we can choose our friends.4 N' A7 R9 z |1 x+ u
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The more you learn, the more you know,
& j7 f2 j2 v- V9 LThe more you know, the more you forget( W7 L' v2 n9 C
The more you forget, the less you know
: H% q( q: X V; l& xSo.. why learn.
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* w' @7 ?* _, |+ C0 OA bus station is where a bus stops.
9 A' i, V& n! `6 B: J/ IA train station is where a train stops.- s% j; A0 k% a+ V- k" h0 j
On my desk, I have a work station....
7 K$ j5 d3 c* l6 E6 fwhat more can I say......... k. J: T: I& ?
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