Logic

小叶子

If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
2 U& B* m: @; @) G' h) Lit's your stupidity.

) y7 m: }/ \# t1 ~; SI was born intelligent -
0 T0 K, u3 Q3 ~: S' l( E! P& i5 Y, Ieducation ruined me.
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Practice makes perfect....
/ t) e! U/ E* U/ r) a+ O! y, UBut nobody's perfect......
so why practice?

; c6 I3 B, K/ O/ L4 L4 E* bIf it's true that we are here to help others,
0 ~4 _3 p9 j4 Q$ b; B' ^then what exactly are the others here for?

Since light travels faster than sound,
9 R  O  V. g8 D& t4 t' Kpeople appear bright until you hear them speak.

How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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Money is not everything.
0 `# f  L/ X5 ]7 M' H9 gThere's Mastercard & Visa.
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. i# ^: c" e4 R. E& C) N( _One should love animals.
They are so tasty.
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% a# g0 A. {3 vBehind every successful man, there is a woman
& c1 p0 E7 r) g# n# j; Z% gAnd behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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9 j6 P8 B$ A9 ZEvery man should marry.
2 ]7 e% p8 r/ A3 B: ~After all, happiness is not the only thing in
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, M" K" B/ [8 m' N  N9 y  P2 c9 tThe wise never marry.
/ S1 Y, J. S. @  B/ w! _$ ]and when they marry they become otherwise.
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Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow
8 W8 Q7 v2 g- `8 O3 Awhat you can put off today.

"Your future depend s on your dreams"
* ]% N. q) t' n# TSo go to sleep

) B% [/ p9 \5 i  W6 }* A' oThere should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning
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, l1 Y8 ?0 r( |"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk

"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours

' @' v( X" _* Y. x3 Z1 S( {6 aGod made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.
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The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.
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$ H7 W" X* [4 ZA bus station is where a bus stops.
: V- I2 ^2 x1 GA train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........

Dumber

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Hilarious!

織紗千影

lol
6 x2 s3 T/ N  `0 t0 B; \love it ^^