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 If your father is a poor man,3 W3 o, A2 ^( N
it is your fate but,' u1 o2 S$ D, y
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
1 d8 q, U$ n! j9 Uit's your stupidity.
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9 K8 s. W0 [3 o `I was born intelligent -6 h9 E0 O8 I8 F7 F) U e+ V- |
education ruined me.0 R9 m/ d2 X# C1 _+ M& \( |' ~
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Practice makes perfect....
, t- l( J v( b8 w/ N3 M# J6 ^But nobody's perfect......
! z6 {4 T( S* ^2 h9 ^$ K8 tso why practice?2 F8 E6 k4 F8 I# Y5 s! @
" y- B1 }7 ^$ X# V6 S* Z+ ZIf it's true that we are here to help others,: i( U/ J) Y6 E4 W( X! z1 x: L
then what exactly are the others here for?0 C/ E g3 k) a+ I9 f2 n3 }
4 ^1 ]8 `# a8 HSince light travels faster than sound,
! x0 T+ T( b! v, n* Dpeople appear bright until you hear them speak.4 w5 h7 }7 d- {! |( i9 @3 T- ~
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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?1 c- H. U. Q) @- ]' E: t' ?) ^/ b
0 b2 ^' b. F& ~$ n2 ?3 sMoney is not everything.
2 {1 `& [& ~+ R6 Y& ` ZThere's Mastercard & Visa.- v9 K+ \8 U' i" r0 X
. A1 I8 j) X" j1 y$ m% ?5 {One should love animals.
9 B/ {: ~7 s6 V# `4 J3 qThey are so tasty.6 P0 M7 M" }' X4 e4 K
* V+ A3 ~0 I. p4 S3 H/ {3 A OBehind every successful man, there is a woman
* _% X8 w2 N" M; M9 w2 |And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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7 W8 ~ t- m* M" DEvery man should marry.
& X+ B& D& q0 v3 c8 `After all, happiness is not the only thing in. z$ Z$ G$ v& {1 a& [: r& r9 @
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The wise never marry.9 F! a! ~4 `% W/ |
and when they marry they become otherwise.9 J' I' K4 \9 s6 c. o
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Success is a relative term.# j4 y! z- V, _% `
It brings so many relatives.# r' B# W$ x; b/ ?
" T T% S0 e1 b* K |; UNever put off the work till tomorrow" R5 t6 E2 G2 A0 _8 K. Y
what you can put off today.
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" n# n0 X9 a. j: v4 q/ w2 Q"Your future depend s on your dreams"
( ]' r6 O8 S5 d# PSo go to sleep
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There should be a better way to start a day
& G: |! f% ^& Y. S0 D9 \* [1 H/ B+ VThan waking up every morning) H; f* u1 b5 _( ?
) h/ f9 L; R7 ], h, A5 x0 r% W9 ^" f"Hard work never killed anybody"% t% W, z& e e/ r. j @8 M: M; X
But why take the risk
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+ }9 m7 z$ P( W' L" Q"Work fascinates me"
, [1 W: U, ^) t5 @; K. ~I can look at it for hours' W0 V; b. k# ^
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God made relatives;
; y8 a2 ~! Z7 v0 UThank God we can choose our friends.
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1 T3 k7 h& E" h5 \$ G6 h+ WThe more you learn, the more you know,
% B' [5 Q, P, M. f% nThe more you know, the more you forget
% S- @: o/ K Q2 }' `, qThe more you forget, the less you know
- y$ I0 ?/ h7 QSo.. why learn.( k: }, z/ u# X; B6 \) o: i* v
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A bus station is where a bus stops.- W& i8 ?: U" ~* F) z
A train station is where a train stops.
, {* K% j5 } S; T1 bOn my desk, I have a work station....
5 D& @, S$ a" B* F2 j% V3 E( G* Ewhat more can I say........5 D1 R5 G# ]0 ?/ [: F
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