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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby. # u# U4 z( Z! r8 Z. R
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.5 k3 d! s) \3 x: q) G% f' ~
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
+ ^9 p3 V; k, M3 R% J. j: Lfamily was invited over to see the baby.
& b  s' @8 M% @+ }9 ]Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
8 A0 I# y+ v- r2 mwith him and explained that the baby had no ears.( `5 P4 b; Y* c' I$ Z
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
! K0 @0 v7 w6 dabout the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
. N: s. w( X* [" A* X# K9 [would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.% a/ s1 V. n( ^) S& E! X, r& y
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely. # l, x0 D# P) U7 d) I
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful" v) s* ]  f5 K" c
baby.'
9 b  Z: k* [/ zThe mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie. 6 Q: X3 L" t9 C" R
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful7 ~) T$ m1 O" R. a: p
little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can2 q* k4 F' r) m) V! g
he see?'3 a/ A& Y' ^: W- r
'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said- m2 S) B/ y' E0 g' V# R& }
he has 20/20 vision.'
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'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
$ e  X2 _5 c& xneeded glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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