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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
, S) V8 ~0 w' jUnfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
% Q, u2 W, ^3 }When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's8 d+ A% y  N5 [( ~4 |
family was invited over to see the baby. 5 a3 K) T' N6 o
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
* a+ |2 O# c( n" Fwith him and explained that the baby had no ears.
0 e, h7 h. |3 K2 k4 THis dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
( m" D* @, R! [) E& D6 j4 x1 R1 Oabout the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
# d& w0 h0 @, Y- o* Ewould get the smacking of his life when they came back home.+ Q) F3 t! f& k0 n& p
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
4 U1 @$ [# f& {# D/ ?8 JWhen Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
& H, a) e6 M) g; \0 q: |baby.'
. V/ f0 |* |# c+ W5 vThe mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
; w7 F( ?7 j# P# }Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
3 m; i% e; h4 p/ M: S6 Ylittle hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can
: H0 n0 M6 }' c$ S0 X2 o* ?he see?'# \/ M  e" V8 i$ \4 f1 O
'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said1 T. W; V& Y7 o; g: w/ X) b
he has 20/20 vision.'2 E! t$ @5 }; r. @- Y
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'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he) z, I) Y* L+ s1 r9 E; F
needed glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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