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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
  F3 U. B: ~* kUnfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
2 D3 D/ k/ h# W# B7 k8 E$ [" MWhen mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's; D/ g5 ^0 `& x
family was invited over to see the baby. " Z- y+ P4 f; \) M0 ]; H2 V  W
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
, s9 d; V* P: d$ B. n$ Ewith him and explained that the baby had no ears.+ M7 O/ X6 I1 ?9 s' z* Z
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything 8 d# {" X( H- F
about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
% t6 K- Z: K, E: t  s0 R0 cwould get the smacking of his life when they came back home.6 M( W! Z* G8 f5 d  x
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
' j8 ~; |9 `' O) r8 o1 {When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
7 {( ?4 \8 C$ f; Zbaby.'% _) q: c: s" C% v  i2 I: m7 T
The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie. ) e4 V$ |7 q$ v( C5 i# M2 _% K
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
% g3 D3 ?, [6 c) Zlittle hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can: d2 |6 g9 I; z$ R/ c9 _& X+ S* `. y
he see?'
8 R: {/ j8 q4 O$ h: G7 b4 s# w3 A'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
7 G& q, C, k7 p' S he has 20/20 vision.'4 V5 M) ?6 M0 t$ ^

  l* {2 _; g  l# S' I$ g'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he# A- h# Q+ y6 r5 {& |
needed glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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