The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

秋染红叶

Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
( x- ~! G  A9 x. |( j2 L0 _Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
& m# B/ f! M4 }1 F- a- i) l2 SWhen mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
family was invited over to see the baby.
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
7 D% m- e% B1 ^with him and explained that the baby had no ears.
. g- Z" g, Y/ p+ @* n" L5 K5 L0 DHis dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
- ~4 K. \. T9 q2 c. jabout the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
/ h0 j) E+ ]: X* H. ^would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
0 l, p+ j; c: jbaby.'
The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
6 g; ~& P. W1 g& ulittle hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can
he see?'
& N7 F2 \: {0 ^9 ~% C6 ]'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
3 V$ n* |1 }/ m3 X$ n he has 20/20 vision.'
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'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
+ t% f, O0 G  S8 y! ?needed glasses'.

Dumber

Haha! so funny!

織紗千影

LOL..

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