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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
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When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's: @% r- ^( d  Q/ H8 ^1 {' `" ^
family was invited over to see the baby.
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with him and explained that the baby had no ears.8 V) k+ g  L% u' ]
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
* A0 y( {5 r/ H5 P8 y3 gabout the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
* J, w3 U- t; Z. q( l( A% G% x/ Bwould get the smacking of his life when they came back home.5 T% J: m" B. T! T& D" y
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely. 0 d" Y& U3 |4 c
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
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The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie. % T2 ?5 c: M. ]9 j+ W  g
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful3 y8 g8 G# v! X1 _0 B0 u+ L3 g
little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can
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" H9 [# l$ [/ J& t) q'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said  [' X9 u2 s8 t* P
he has 20/20 vision.'
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'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he( G( O4 K4 i0 S( o; l& o& ]$ M
needed glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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