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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby. ) \1 Q8 J  T. y  |: L
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
% m* L( M1 ~" }7 l2 }; q! eWhen mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's2 H) h" l- R; a% |9 c
family was invited over to see the baby. " e% x7 a# k+ b# F: {' r! G
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk+ m( y: f" X: @$ {5 D& z) k7 v' p
with him and explained that the baby had no ears.2 o* L* N6 I0 C; s9 l: B/ C$ ^7 W
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
2 W5 ?0 H) E, z* a, j9 G' Cabout the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
) j( q) K7 f* m5 d1 v( Q$ q, Iwould get the smacking of his life when they came back home.  j; j& e; c0 q) b( ~3 U7 s
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
- Q1 H5 L0 J( ^6 i0 xWhen Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful" `6 Y: e. o& n) S) O. i, N
baby.'4 B$ e) Z' e- i, g# H( a7 Z
The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
/ }( R5 m" K& ~Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
  p6 {! n$ u4 Q+ f3 D  t5 Ilittle hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can
1 H& x7 `7 h$ b4 y$ F4 V& hhe see?'+ ^% X2 d* P- q7 u
'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said1 N9 U4 O0 K) ~. d9 p
he has 20/20 vision.'
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4 j0 @0 R3 s, J4 k, J% n+ l'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he3 u  y- R# U0 C+ d
needed glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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