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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby. / {) [- {3 O# ]# `# K
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
& B, a4 T* C9 A6 V O p2 DWhen mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's# H* W/ v: \0 J4 O
family was invited over to see the baby. 9 C( F) b _' U3 H8 H8 Q$ a
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
% J- [6 x6 |6 A* m* Rwith him and explained that the baby had no ears.2 Z) h$ [, Q2 u+ _) r) ~0 }! m
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
8 N p/ o/ d: ^9 d% b) I* n) v1 |about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
( C4 U+ \+ R1 C( d1 Twould get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
9 x7 ^1 P+ M) S9 o6 rLittle Johnnie told his dad he understood completely. ) n( C) D4 }- d3 [9 X& V/ y
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
0 j2 F$ [% b. |' |2 `baby.'
! {! n% E9 z. ~' VThe mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
$ h9 C) v' ?/ h1 ?5 x$ {: rJohnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful! v& x" z' A. ` o' y( Y
little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can
3 V. M" U" v8 O! f2 W8 x: qhe see?'
! N) u! N* N6 o! j# r- c3 c/ p7 d'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said. [4 ^; H; C% r5 \
he has 20/20 vision.'2 J5 w. m$ x; B
1 N2 {8 i. H; b'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he/ q6 ?$ m& x/ Y2 m5 H. o! B7 Z2 Z, L
needed glasses'. |
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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07
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