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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I& k( d- B4 V0 S1 Z$ d* ^, S
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
- s; |6 f/ D/ n7 X3 d5 xonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.4 o& n- V% c0 ~& Z1 C1 O8 W
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) Y' ? P' ]0 Y6 ]My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very% L. i7 F. O5 X) }1 P
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
& ~3 n0 T5 h cwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
3 F% @6 R4 V7 P' ?deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come7 J( @/ u0 c1 [; ?# v& Y
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she! ?- {3 [* Q; o4 d) o. S
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
! p% @5 |- m0 Sovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
: P, Q; N2 a& w3 [# ocommitted my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
( \+ |5 w, |" @( lsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild4 k* u5 \( s3 D2 I3 f
fling, just come up and get me."" r0 d! K6 x, Z, b4 q8 v4 Y3 A9 K
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0 p0 C$ _, h" m: ~( g7 B0 u8 uI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
. L: \3 w- f4 K/ Xthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline9 b0 R5 _! `( w! W6 E
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
* f( L0 [" q [1 P' fmy car.
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8 e4 r6 R, ?7 w( U4 P/ O, \) dTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
# a& Q7 m( C" h( m0 ^& |outside, all clapping!! x; V8 ~8 L! H( w# R
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and9 O; J3 w% V/ y% L3 W. W# T
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
9 x! c6 {( s% c0 O H* A# E! i0 iask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."( e6 H' {* w& _3 q4 T
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3 ^. T# D( _# b; B& {8 {And the moral of this story is: Always keep your7 N; m, c& n4 z: [# U4 p
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