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8 {* D/ N9 U) _4 T$ PI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
6 H6 A$ u7 l7 z/ Y! m0 i: ohad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was" u- b8 \9 }4 A) l! c
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.5 U2 B2 g& E" ^6 ]
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very# x( T" t! p9 U. M5 z2 G
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down* U* D* L p$ s F A! [
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be8 s4 F( C1 o. o; J
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come u" a/ }+ R U7 _% \, }! ^ Y
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
7 g1 ? P4 j4 `9 i3 H; Rwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't4 u4 I% v, o, b L+ F* m: D( B6 P
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and0 U; r; R2 f3 s$ P! ~* v
committed my life to her sister.; G2 S0 f! n0 F; f
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She! h# E* P5 }6 x
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
( {0 |1 ~. F! d; ~8 d! gfling, just come up and get me."! ^% ]9 [8 y1 q _# a" N1 O
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
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straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
+ w3 _5 Q+ U/ A, U ?my car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing b- b7 i1 O/ V* V% @/ m& k0 L
outside, all clapping! E) P) ^8 w: {; Z( w( ?3 S
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and# K8 e$ Q$ R& Z1 H$ X9 \: ~
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
0 ?, ^+ [" V: a- k' R* ]ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."' A8 M# \+ N2 {5 a% R: w- J' X, n
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* L" K9 u- C5 c" O# D2 p% s& M$ SAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your" `, P9 T8 Q# I) B, l! ]0 e
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