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; `" Z; C! h. f; ]# k/ hI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
. {0 M% F/ \- z* l. R: f! u; phad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
* J# X( Q2 g1 G+ i) l }only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister./ D# Q5 U6 [+ I' R3 G9 m
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6 `: y4 n' t5 N" Z$ |( O8 [7 RMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
( S6 Z/ Z; v- h7 etight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down5 ^- z) `" e* p0 `2 `
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be' z& q3 B/ w! a1 o
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.: Z' W% s, s! L( X. \0 L( F8 F
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/ [. u5 I/ u$ g! [One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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, |# l, a J* X" ^! g" Z/ A" swhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
( o3 e+ f( [* ?8 Y6 B2 Hovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
t- H. ]3 _/ j/ }3 D( c( I2 Dcommitted my life to her sister. j& A% C. S& b# z* ?& C
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
/ ]# x, s+ b9 v0 ]3 C' y4 `1 asaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild% C6 d4 t; ?2 y0 H! z& D
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4 y+ z) t6 ?! k# LI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up0 W. z5 w5 h# o/ F2 h
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
! q# [# q: I7 V1 G5 V1 mstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards1 |- O, x, p+ `7 }
my car.
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+ v0 R& _" z# A! z" O6 d% F Z' j: NTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing* ^/ c0 J7 K/ o3 A4 I
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
7 Y+ V! w9 q6 R; `5 [said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
! V7 O- }) j; @. m! B8 |( gask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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/ Z2 f4 a) m& f2 d" K) h; G# PAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your$ M8 }1 Q. j+ ]7 [9 b! ~) U
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