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THE WEDDING TEST

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发表于 2008-3-25 21:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
THE WEDDING TEST1 m5 W! y3 x- o7 J' s- j$ T8 d$ W6 `
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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I. a8 }* H) ?4 c& a0 t7 U6 X+ a. _$ [
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was" i  `" [$ H; v. X
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.. Y( l& a! |; J
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& n( N2 x% Q' o% q4 ?$ wMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
0 p+ }. e3 `& L$ Dtight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
1 X. v6 i! a" Y5 `# O" uwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
2 J& f( f  B. X( adeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.& t& ~* p  D+ a. G

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2 g) m& T1 I3 G. ~9 X/ lOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come, l3 S5 U: Y" X, ?1 N
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
$ _7 L$ n+ Y4 N: M' ?whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't; H6 ~- P5 o5 m: k  h
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
, v+ N9 \+ c3 T( j6 D! q& F; H. t* _committed my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She% @6 R0 _' |5 u) t2 J* h6 G, n
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
( [+ @! [1 ?/ y; C# w$ p3 |8 V! Efling, just come up and get me."
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. R! x+ J6 U9 i4 W, }; l* K0 {% ZI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
. x' P$ i7 t$ W6 Z/ v" I* Athe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline! d; v4 H! q5 e/ w
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards& m" N3 _' `9 T8 \* q
my car.5 \$ q% V# x6 u6 Y" F" s4 ?

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outside, all clapping!
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) z- E& p0 y  Z  @8 BWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
' q: F% a/ _! R9 E! n! g5 K; tsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
" ?4 S  c( x8 S2 Pask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."3 q/ u9 a0 S$ J* |/ O* b2 G/ I
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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发表于 2008-3-25 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
what he is doing is go back to get the condom!!!!!!!!!Oh,man!!!!!!!
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发表于 2008-3-26 03:21 | 显示全部楼层
o... well...
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发表于 2008-3-27 07:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
  What a nasty man!
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发表于 2008-3-27 13:06 | 显示全部楼层
if he keeps the condom in his car all the time, he's not going to get much action...
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发表于 2008-4-15 10:08 | 显示全部楼层
oh, man. It means most of man is almost like that. that is why many girls can't believe them. haha!!!
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发表于 2008-4-15 10:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Funny. Hahaha.
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发表于 2008-4-15 16:34 | 显示全部楼层
well...
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