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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I$ S2 A8 I" e- M7 j' z4 `: L5 n# Y) J
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
8 Y9 m3 x K0 y0 aonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.# z( k C: [8 t
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& P8 Q* G# C& r! A& d) JMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
$ Y! t9 N. L! A p6 N) wtight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down/ a7 `& e( \6 Z" k$ G% r6 J/ P: c
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be3 ^% ~/ L X7 S! k/ X
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else., `( M7 |. T: ^6 a6 Y
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
0 u, s/ z7 i& {over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
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overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and- F& U8 S9 }5 |0 [) z) l
committed my life to her sister.( g* |% O3 g2 }% b8 H* e
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" j# n# [, N' l G/ mWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
( l, ~% A' Z" m1 U r5 R9 W" Y" p. jsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
8 m" r: s; q. ~) g' ^+ m4 d2 |2 Jfling, just come up and get me."4 @% P2 f v; h
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up- Y4 [& E' T. V
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
|" U( a w" {" e5 o! f: k' w9 }straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
2 u/ Y6 q7 ~, o$ e" X4 S% d/ I& @: ^my car.' R6 V- s" I; ]% T2 e$ K5 a
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing3 d4 @) N8 s+ {+ K* {# }, @
outside, all clapping!& e' g" S- ]( ]% e+ A, `
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; s f2 {. M4 Z0 [. OWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
" s9 o: D+ b2 m6 j7 l. T2 M! h# ?said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't0 W) W- M, b, n( E
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."5 M: f- Y& l# b& z7 G
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, A. G2 I! t2 k% D7 o* ~, a0 i# [And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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