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9 o( n5 W: x! m, r F S7 @6 AI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.$ _! X2 r, d7 Q; f" M
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very7 X2 G7 I. I6 {/ T" W
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
+ f( R8 k9 N# y9 Z) f& x- B/ ?when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
0 y1 B( ^+ a- p; F8 Mdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come) @, f- e: w% M7 E |1 U' z6 H
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she! ]" W; d+ O: L
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
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committed my life to her sister.' F: B4 n) [& s* A
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3 E) n6 I1 N; m( nWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She0 n& P* C0 r7 Q/ ?+ ^4 S3 a) o
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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9 f# @/ m1 T; a: I: z4 LI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up* W/ y$ e8 u+ H9 X; d5 }! y4 k
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline; U9 }$ W& l" W C2 d
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
; | }! ~! U) R3 Emy car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and0 c9 G+ @, p0 y
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
* m% r* b" o8 Z9 z3 fask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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