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- S. x3 M, E/ x6 }I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I7 L' ^' v' M; _
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
3 @5 \1 G5 D8 h M! yonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very1 H6 Y0 Q X' G5 ?0 S: y4 E
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.0 d% ?0 y) o0 M9 r a" ]0 c
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
( W& ^1 ~) s; Y) d% }) w4 Yover to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
. i; }) G* U. ]" a: Lwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't5 V+ x, l/ U4 K+ M
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
N W$ R# w& Q4 |committed my life to her sister.: J0 U+ i% x3 O" R2 Z, G* l
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1 I8 ^! v% X; E' V) BWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She9 C+ v0 n5 J$ M' o. }
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
$ b. z5 N8 J, z) z! u# X. xfling, just come up and get me.", w8 f* S/ V U3 r" D& h' e
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up! k) B* B& {* C6 p) `! c
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing' A- ~2 W( j( S6 Z8 Q
outside, all clapping!
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+ F$ y2 n( a. _' u/ xWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
( [* _ g1 P2 s; _+ L0 u4 @' Ssaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't7 {2 o0 d- d% b- f2 d1 P" o
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."$ A) H0 {. i! q5 P7 w1 E6 Y
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