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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I: o: u+ J/ m9 f
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was+ W2 m# a, _* J# { @% s* n
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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2 T* {$ H" B) B7 g3 v: _$ [' tMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very) _5 C5 A9 q4 [) W2 f1 K
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down- Z1 A4 l4 a0 ?" [2 [* _' I! j8 k
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
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% l( l5 U& r' [# L U" v, MOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come5 D8 Z7 P5 U7 \+ [( q0 }' h; Q
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she2 q: b" [" M1 m1 N: V
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
9 `) y4 G3 b- [+ W2 a0 G: Hovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and, [& h: n' z) [& a8 P( E4 W, X
committed my life to her sister.' `3 i! n2 |- N
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
+ c- u1 O$ b2 q3 ?- [8 @: L: {said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
7 Z5 s& @4 N5 o6 N* j0 r1 y, ?fling, just come up and get me."
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
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, ]: F- P3 E3 N2 v' {6 k. mstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards6 t! h. n% t5 [3 i# s/ n4 _
my car.
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- z' [) t/ \4 o: Q- [To my surprise, my entire future family was standing4 |. `- s, g6 D; p9 \
outside, all clapping!# e2 d9 C- [$ C" N, p, G' |
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and8 g A8 W% A3 m3 t2 D
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't. @7 D9 }6 @# ~( D
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."& {% ?) X; N& _0 o/ a3 M
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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