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1 S1 j5 `$ E% u7 KI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
+ K; s5 P t- e' q; Jhad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was% K0 e0 {& y3 g+ V/ \: Z
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.: G3 r' y$ i8 f) D( L
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; W2 O; R: v1 i$ W4 E- i% |My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very/ X$ P& ?5 Y$ B( y( z# G3 k6 P. p
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
/ P, a# k) D2 F, Hwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be) y1 ~/ H9 {2 s! b9 i
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
, Z' s N: b0 f2 h+ c$ \ iovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and3 F/ b9 b( q: N; ^2 Q( d3 Z
committed my life to her sister.3 q% D9 T ?: e, n2 w J
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& p( s0 C% D5 V7 L9 M& J; iWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She/ K5 W, q( n- a+ U6 J' K# y, q8 j
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
* S E( @8 v- ?; vfling, just come up and get me." E8 p9 ~8 K0 H6 w- u7 [. t
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( h5 b3 e. w- z: R% N$ t- q, pI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
: o8 K' ^# k0 s0 Bthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
5 J3 `! L9 F2 k- h' Dstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
4 K. p/ `6 c( M' j2 Emy car./ C7 C* n, m# l
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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, h( R; n! _3 M' X, C uWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and& S- U5 K# u" N: M
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
4 I. _# Q3 x% ?$ Z! Bask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your; _ {) b. U; y9 y- a9 R* c6 b9 P
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