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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I" d. ~# L0 d! R; m: I2 x6 s, q. x- O3 {
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was( t1 n% |# z' O; n; B
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.& f. ~& V8 H6 _9 Y6 d8 @' u4 Q
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! f7 _* X, P, f; v1 eMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
% ^+ E- s1 i$ q) ^8 d2 j( }, |% ntight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
& @' E1 Z- [: R2 Swhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be1 y8 }% q% w9 h8 P- E+ K; f
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
7 ^. _ x+ ~( C: ~* kover to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she3 F3 X% N& ]! `' e, B2 j
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't! L* y5 z, _. N8 n9 d3 n3 b
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and0 w8 m, @) i* E; M; J* t
committed my life to her sister.: D4 p+ m7 s9 @+ Y0 G1 D
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She0 E0 u9 X o* c* p8 Y- f
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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" D2 u" W! Z' H W& XI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
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straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
/ E1 S, O* U* m; wmy car.
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8 C8 f3 v: A4 `To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
+ {2 d, o" `2 |- K& J; a2 T3 K- Eoutside, all clapping!" g) ]7 C) c- P6 ~: m* K. n
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) U+ U( ]. P4 _% \; {, `. ~6 _With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and' m6 c7 G7 q! K
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
5 t E2 n& r; ^- L6 g( V# vask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."% h/ ~2 K1 v* ^2 H ~
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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