THE WEDDING TEST

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THE WEDDING TEST

I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
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: E# n4 S* o$ f/ o! o' hMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
) m" P6 t# ^$ Y. }" Itight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
3 g* t/ ~$ g: P1 k; V3 twhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
6 S, _, M$ l5 kdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
) ?: T, a: M- b2 j% C& m8 bover to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
  S0 n2 U, Z; H1 ]1 {" x' [& q5 Jwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
committed my life to her sister.
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6 C0 D! {. N* _* [4 t* h+ qWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
my car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
  \( w9 G1 a1 A- V7 F9 Y0 l: X8 Lsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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cheerleader

what he is doing is go back to get the condom!!!!!!!!!Oh,man!!!!!!!

織紗千影

o... well...

没心没肺

  What a nasty man!

NEB

if he keeps the condom in his car all the time, he's not going to get much action...

lili777

oh, man. It means most of man is almost like that. that is why many girls can't believe them. haha!!!

Dumber

Funny. Hahaha.

mzkq

well...