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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I/ D; e# e8 M5 b' z' \
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was+ ]( k& R+ `: {. E: a: C
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister./ O4 W' g' W' i" n
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
0 w4 H" A5 N" z1 p+ i6 mtight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down; S! d% W! |0 ~6 J1 E$ `+ U
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be+ }+ N! }0 R& F0 r3 p9 m" H
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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( u) D: ^" X! H& P+ W' X2 O2 E" V7 TOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come/ T6 Y' _ q3 J8 E. v) i$ x/ V
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
4 P) ], i* C( |: X4 cwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
" K6 B3 ^; T" \1 e3 ]overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
4 {) k! z5 ?9 ?/ I0 k" \3 D& h" `. `committed my life to her sister.3 h. L: v, h/ d: V
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% J5 G7 ?# y+ s3 e1 j7 Z& q1 P( zWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
" s- p7 y5 R' U7 t$ C" tsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild1 G6 W; C( c4 [. A. h
fling, just come up and get me.": S w4 V/ \" U4 m! w' j
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; C3 _2 b% w- v+ d" Y3 b G$ jI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up. E" a7 D9 I" B+ I
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline- a" b8 ? H: F! n s( D0 l: [1 T
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards( l% ?0 {. Q1 J" `4 R( V9 \4 z
my car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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' `4 m5 l, W8 e# T) Q3 E5 ZWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and9 J; k0 w$ A1 x0 T+ X+ ~# m: K; z1 g
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
3 q) J! G# Y; m: v, N$ i7 q* Mask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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* J5 [) z4 z, x* v2 I, o1 ^And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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