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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I c& V- r* `9 x
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
' E/ `3 G! z6 wonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
: U, B- A r2 A* `( @4 xtight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
F F9 E2 y& Q5 }2 v1 K/ Fwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
. a* m$ s4 C5 }, D- }& i( Hdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.6 w* v) f1 L/ F K: U3 n) j
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( U4 g# [0 X4 x# }: L; B( B3 [One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
& J. d( V/ ~( _) m" f/ E6 r; r/ \over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
! H1 {2 ?) n; E2 ]+ o4 B F: ?whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
$ {) ?, z4 h9 Y& }% F+ x5 u; O: wovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and9 l6 F9 }# c% {2 B6 f! S1 `
committed my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
% i9 o- i$ M- T) t# s- \6 }said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild, D+ I0 \. I! K; Y, o
fling, just come up and get me."
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
0 \4 o. k+ M7 f$ _* `. u. rthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
/ z& K& G: z/ ]0 K) _straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards6 q. ~% Q% B/ q9 C# J0 \7 W
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1 n# W! B4 e, M2 \, i% \To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
! X# T4 |* u& y B/ i" bsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't! @/ l& m2 d- A3 p2 s. h
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."; h/ s. ~9 e3 x6 v% V" \0 g @
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