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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I) `7 V3 _% I8 Z9 b; j5 s
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
! W3 c% B/ v; ~3 L: Xonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
1 x _! p; L( w7 Q$ ftight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
8 G8 u9 a* d8 T. g3 q- ywhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
2 Y; D5 d% x' r& P2 t6 t' bdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else. |- ?1 D- u$ Q/ l/ C [, {
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come: `( h; k$ L7 k# }5 f& L
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she( \" r7 B0 \: w. e% f
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
4 o# W6 \ J7 a8 B. Y7 wovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
* M: F! C2 a: q1 ~8 Ycommitted my life to her sister.- o1 p W" j9 l& o! K: `4 o2 ~. J
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
9 L" |3 w) y* G# [# Z0 Tsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
8 S& h$ Q. F( r2 q6 pfling, just come up and get me."
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( a! y$ [* U! C. ]3 ZI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
3 D8 Z) O% i" F" f- o4 Lthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
5 ^2 D% t4 S4 J" E3 h' kstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing- D6 N% E" _) ?* B
outside, all clapping!
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4 X/ U6 K7 P. M+ _, W: UWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and+ t$ G( E& A6 m" |
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
5 `6 p3 L, B0 `ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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4 @5 s2 \2 K5 U5 r5 Q. GAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your) V- |! E1 Q2 @( { b. H
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