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( [* r% O$ n5 oI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
: v% y1 y0 y' ehad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was5 F) m" z B8 r, m
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister. D: V( x; b) i) P1 O$ H3 J
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
& H& J6 {$ w8 ~( V9 [, v$ Stight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down `6 x% Y, K5 Z" K
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be% |) k% z* z, \5 |& e8 x
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come+ U5 w, ?% L% H9 B
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she1 w9 w( P$ r. n4 f9 e- `3 Z
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
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committed my life to her sister.' P+ ~! c+ g/ h8 ~
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2 K4 ]) T9 M2 l" f0 t8 ~" vWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She) C, ~! C5 E5 Z- q3 h
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild. i# x2 q, Y2 P+ ]8 u
fling, just come up and get me.") n+ \$ a8 j8 T- a
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0 z4 K" m7 `2 m3 GI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
! y2 d8 a& m1 }9 D7 J. y5 Y9 [; hthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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2 r1 _, d& G! L+ DWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and5 M0 t( A; Q v7 f3 Q6 l
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't. x [1 v9 S, W( t% r3 R
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.") l3 O0 \& g& T: ?
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