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' p6 y9 x6 \; h* h0 U o! UI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
2 {1 A/ x; v. m3 T: S, yhad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was o& S) F1 E' b
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.: g0 P S- U* L5 |) s
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1 `: e n6 O% y" ^5 ]! pMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very; W0 B9 n! |4 ^: V s
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
# w5 Q* a( v3 N) c, X8 H5 Y3 \when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
1 M/ w1 \8 f0 p' Bdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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]- ], n6 y ]; i; |4 y0 cwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
* G% i6 f6 ~( B! @/ u1 L. Z. ?overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and8 P" r/ Q' ]4 D
committed my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
. R; v, k$ v4 q/ ^+ j3 F" X; u3 D* Hsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild! N$ u, u% b$ k- d5 M6 y
fling, just come up and get me.": R; o+ p. x3 }
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up3 v! p4 A: G0 o8 ?
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
# o' l" y' H2 v) fstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards* T, W/ f# p9 L7 O
my car.
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5 n9 z% o8 N4 P$ H+ a4 tTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
7 q6 `2 f! y) {1 f! K2 l& b0 uoutside, all clapping!/ Q1 R, w( B% j2 h: `7 C6 _$ H) i- w
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and$ M/ w B7 B7 H" G
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
" [) ?/ {5 f* }2 u5 x! w. xask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."0 r' A2 e2 v& n2 L0 C
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: {$ N: v7 v2 @And the moral of this story is: Always keep your. _0 L8 U0 ^/ N7 Y3 z7 O# P# a- H
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