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* J' c" b3 V( `6 f, b: S% zI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I3 N9 l- v( V K. N" N, A* y2 n( z1 @
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was7 j$ r' Y# d0 \
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.8 V g5 I; o7 [/ t0 u+ K% B
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
8 g* T% Z$ k7 n t$ G/ }tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down% q: R1 k |# u0 ]% s0 r! i
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be2 Z( g! l" v! e: M# R
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.& U% [% |8 B6 r9 q
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come7 j4 O$ i z5 U1 B6 J i
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
8 k. @+ k) r; U9 k3 }1 C* ~' Fwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
7 c% \5 U( u0 uovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
: U, L' ?- m- K" E' A$ ycommitted my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She. d! ~& U4 k/ J1 V, U$ o4 D W
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
7 p- k4 W1 g/ E/ v1 q* j$ u# g) Vfling, just come up and get me."
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' L3 L) g- t/ }I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up$ z3 {$ }' `1 C, l# `
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline9 H8 ?3 R/ ]* i6 N6 w7 _. c
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards2 q, V5 U2 G) T3 A2 u3 y
my car.& N4 |( ~! t% T; i, h2 O9 |
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing& h2 ^( A( M7 [& F* @
outside, all clapping!8 E; E1 q6 V8 ~2 r9 y4 t- l: G
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
0 P2 `8 U" Q) O `5 L" f2 a2 S. n8 [said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't0 U/ }; Z1 ?; c+ o2 k# f. u
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.". L# S7 T" a9 k: C
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- n/ R: o: w' c* ?And the moral of this story is: Always keep your7 a$ n; t) M3 u- a9 h! w* p K
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