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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I/ ]8 s% W' e3 n \( w1 n' ?4 W
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
8 a4 A" D0 H4 Itight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come( c. t6 R+ z9 d/ T/ x! n
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she1 E5 m a" y$ z! x! v
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't- L( K# ^/ |2 e+ v2 N) V
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
8 [5 _8 W" ^8 }* jcommitted my life to her sister.
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: E( k8 w8 b( f9 F2 u0 f, Y8 VWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She) v4 z+ _5 @) M+ I) `5 G
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing% o9 R4 }/ T3 K- F- r# u
outside, all clapping!" @6 ~: F6 Z" i' s2 _! ]
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
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ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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5 A0 I3 a$ b) W3 K4 ~/ h9 y& tAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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