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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I" o0 @: z" F( z( y7 V
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
2 g0 B/ k4 f$ z4 c2 r9 Z. xonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.' U j. d+ O) \0 `$ N, ~" p4 ]
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
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when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be! q- @ m, S/ R( o$ ?
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.; m2 f# X- T! V$ J% k! z' M
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come, z5 F' W7 c% [" V
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
0 s/ [/ e$ |& Q- M. Ewhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
" Y5 R- z6 c1 N' X( [8 H9 kovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
+ ]2 i4 K) X/ L9 b+ Gcommitted my life to her sister., F/ ]6 [5 I* b' M. k, {; k. z
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She9 i% P) C- H9 F! V
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild1 b G5 w q2 S
fling, just come up and get me."+ i! C6 R1 N2 X* C7 x! h3 y
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the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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9 t- R; B F( l) x3 j6 o9 u- k5 @With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
# [% G! O. F) s! T; o+ qsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
3 y2 q9 E5 m) ?7 l8 t; e! Q" N o. Yask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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