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had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
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Z! R3 r! Y; V/ l O* I2 WMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very) E# t- J5 J2 G3 o7 _# ?/ G
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
/ a( I7 X1 D$ ^: ~when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
; R9 z7 i" S5 h' K9 cdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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5 d% K5 U3 P3 k6 N. COne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come$ F& r5 m- Z# i
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
, i) Y; z3 I5 uwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't- c$ y) V+ l# m1 V* b
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and: M& m' g, v" @7 N% Z
committed my life to her sister.) D8 ?; }. V$ u$ m3 g' X
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
: g0 o4 ]) x9 qsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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5 Z0 S% o7 O) G& D8 @! ?5 ?I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up- K, U; N% p* [5 q
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
/ H' s" v: i3 _' mstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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3 j; v* q7 c& ZTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing' \7 A) \/ e8 u0 e9 Z) Q
outside, all clapping!
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# b% [# K1 @- C% n( B4 D( b0 b- M7 LWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
/ ^& j% `( q) Z* ]1 _5 w( e2 T# Rsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
2 O7 ]0 x% ]9 l6 ?4 {8 `4 Dask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."7 U2 z) u" i* u. L. F( e% I: s
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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