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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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+ V0 g% b' A, s' D1 @( w" y' y( ]My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very- H% |5 \8 Z) j r3 I ]& o% A
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down& { I3 e7 M7 u# l
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be2 `! `; U0 Z$ T6 {$ w% ?9 D
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else." p0 Q6 q) v& ^& S* O3 C
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- u2 T+ C, B, a; ~4 P4 q8 R1 jOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come4 Y' F8 B5 Q2 B# P2 Q3 _
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
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overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
4 y4 |6 J* \7 x& X* k" t$ O! ecommitted my life to her sister.
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" i& `$ }" `) K" J. J, }Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
4 a8 C+ j* q4 {said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild( \( L, I, v5 ? H
fling, just come up and get me."
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up9 B; k, N# f5 x
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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6 z. N. l N f- e) h9 ymy car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
2 Q- m' D. e/ w7 Psaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
! H2 X7 `0 c! s# a, M- ]6 `7 task for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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( g* W1 d- B6 z# C$ S, @1 l; `And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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