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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I1 j' t( m6 S1 }- Y' c
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
; K$ w- X8 u2 _8 oonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister. k8 e% T& T. ]6 g4 [' `* p
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$ y9 l+ |1 l# X% l3 S4 C# o3 aMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
& d0 h/ X9 u; B5 \2 [9 btight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
* V6 B" F% } Z1 c5 c) b$ iwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be. C- E7 U8 O9 Y; j; x+ d e; Q
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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2 _+ X9 r3 y3 i% I aOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
# b( F, r9 o9 V$ h) G& o' Y+ [over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
7 ~+ g9 b9 c) S! n4 o6 G2 W! Rwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't" i$ p5 a! t9 i2 Q; d/ M
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
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% C/ Z2 Z9 T# D+ e5 bWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She, V/ Y! H, C6 q. S z
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild6 d l' c+ X5 j: ?, b# e( j
fling, just come up and get me."
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' R2 l! _, @* \I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
; u: i. Y4 T- u4 E# E+ D$ g3 U/ \the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
& R: I) ^' b1 ]straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
k. Y- K% a: [" T v' Emy car.8 x& j: T7 V7 t" ?6 t
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/ r7 M7 j1 i0 z& QTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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7 b9 q" I$ V2 Y* i: i: Y9 XWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and+ |, Q% r) I7 V8 b/ q( i& Q+ l( s( q* t
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't; P. [6 I8 w. X0 p# y0 r, t8 t
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."* Y3 @# r% h2 X4 [1 H2 u
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