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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I0 V2 r% X; W. b q% H4 ^3 Y1 [
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was. E8 C1 o* u7 S) n! N; y* m% L
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.7 M! h* _" I2 V5 L
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C. X; ?- I* tMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very, Z" R! e8 k9 ]1 b, f: f* Y8 q/ j( y
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down* u7 l3 u: t6 h# `
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
. p1 x3 z) r" B8 e- C* _+ Rdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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% x) r: H f# f- ]- rOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come" x/ q9 R, o- i6 f
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she- G n* W% C$ [. \3 Z- E V' F
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't: E6 u2 a3 V" s* S+ Z7 i6 r0 l
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and0 n" r* \9 v# u
committed my life to her sister.8 k5 s9 B; P6 D5 o: T! Z/ d. f5 e
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( i4 o8 ~) H7 nWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
3 H6 a4 g4 \& G7 Xsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
$ L+ o5 Q0 o' B% M* P/ Ethe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
6 E* ]6 }! S \ ?# b6 |straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
5 v1 v1 Z0 R, k+ y3 \4 j* h5 fmy car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing2 G* j# n h) c9 @3 ]& N
outside, all clapping!
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
+ D. O$ W* o% j( ?5 r$ ysaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't7 z0 I3 s1 P0 c: d
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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9 k+ T8 }1 w y4 U+ w$ r( Q& o4 |And the moral of this story is: Always keep your1 a: E* Q: f: d* y8 d+ @
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