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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I7 \. o: b& q6 _7 E% x
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
/ v) S# R, M8 p/ Lonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
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when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
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/ U T* o5 Q4 K/ y1 p- BOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
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committed my life to her sister.3 W4 W P$ x7 d" W: u; `
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C3 r5 C) F; q4 y* G# j, ]4 gWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She- X2 E, g9 g s( q' U7 t2 b( c
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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! }8 c5 Q; s+ @' MI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
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' G! e+ T) _! }" ?& bTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and& m$ G! W$ D2 A% B9 t
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
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