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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I2 _% r/ o& |# V4 d
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
1 z/ J4 g1 k: ]/ I6 u! L: A( ]only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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+ R! b+ U4 \. Z, |My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
; V3 f4 Q) ^9 X) Vtight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
/ ], y9 |9 f7 j' M5 _when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be% ^( ^7 {/ m6 x8 @; v/ u7 E
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.1 f i+ y' H8 ?* U5 P
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0 k1 J/ i r8 E* G) z8 SOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
; f" a& B2 F l" Q4 x5 h. uover to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
. w1 o: J# l/ o; {$ a$ vwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
. Q+ g9 e( ] D4 s; x E2 O9 ?: tovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
: h+ M* p8 q. P: @+ ^& h- F5 ]committed my life to her sister.8 g3 r: n! {. I
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She9 E# V; ]; K: V. R/ [. G) j
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
& ~% x5 L2 p: X' n3 w2 s {the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
* j5 T- D# g0 ystraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards* f- u- J& G' P# v# ^
my car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing' B7 p& A# g& s! k# r; P. X6 q
outside, all clapping!9 b' }1 u8 r c& m# ?( f- F3 U0 w
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
$ |5 s$ x i# i( l4 a" lsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't7 J9 ?4 L( h) w6 l: W3 s+ L& X
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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