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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I; x. v5 w3 B7 N8 V8 ^$ K
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was: R. j' R. ~7 V7 o& Z/ {# t ~
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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' n9 {, _' y: n7 ?My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very, h/ J+ R2 s5 A2 t& ^
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down) c" A6 N" d5 \$ `
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come0 B3 F" b l$ q* M
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
7 p, j9 }* H' E0 G7 ?1 O0 R$ Gwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
/ y) \: L7 O/ _3 H: n: kovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and' g0 I2 k& {2 |: l
committed my life to her sister.
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% ]: O3 _/ K4 l6 tWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
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B. q2 }, _! O$ QI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
- K- Q) ?7 P9 o2 w# @7 T) Wthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
0 p" _8 S' P- T. S# o/ O6 w* Sstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
5 q' M S. | y4 N9 w( V! Vmy car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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+ o" Y0 f) ?9 n" `' l7 @* O" _7 PWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
9 Z8 S E2 F, c4 U- Y4 a k1 Isaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't; _" m$ U1 z* v* Z" ^
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.": V) `" A( v R) G: U/ O% e
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; d {' i# I1 a1 u0 [! G) u# o- dAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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