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/ U4 e' s3 H0 E! F5 s" uI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
' M3 Z1 e" @& j1 I! `/ R* zhad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
) e& X7 c9 X# G' lonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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( C; H" P$ F9 O- ~& g- f: u1 o; eMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very$ y( |6 g t0 x, B6 \% k. X
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down* f- g7 k* ]' P4 c: j
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
3 m: L7 B; ~! q, \% X% }! W) Hdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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2 _2 s% t& j. u- z2 _' D1 [One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come( J' O- K7 T# s; y
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she* J/ ^3 T5 g( \& \; h1 c
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
( s" ~* I! a4 S% C6 O3 D& Q# eovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
& X& I3 ^' F2 w& D( f( E. }committed my life to her sister.2 U" ]% o/ Y# Y# E
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% _2 s0 ]$ E( }% TWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She9 R. _4 B- R, f
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild3 |+ V/ P x, Z
fling, just come up and get me."
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
& ?) i) F/ g2 [+ {" ~! g2 t1 H- {the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
: @# |" ^9 Q# D R- |( ?+ ostraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards9 f' O# G6 t" X" i" G3 |, X
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
( T1 F: W& B0 \6 xsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
, p( o g: h* Y2 gask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."; o4 e9 s/ [( s$ f/ s$ W8 E
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* l6 v* g6 q4 zAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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