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% ^5 h/ `4 H3 B7 D0 SI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I, U( @( d" S/ V# V- ^6 K7 O5 V9 b
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
- t1 k: M+ h) {4 P; E% O. gtight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
# `1 e6 k* M: d8 r6 H$ [when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
0 h( ^ h0 @1 Z! Q/ @! f: xdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.- ~2 {- B; ^$ {8 T6 G! \7 y
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, M: M# T6 ]# HOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come0 A Z" I! D0 @
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she) r! ]5 j- {2 i' W5 Z6 [
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't2 p+ G3 U: T9 ]0 n/ ~) o3 Z/ _8 `
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
% S8 o6 M' l J. zcommitted my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
! K6 ~1 M# Y( `8 hsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
- o( G: `1 X2 k( U$ rfling, just come up and get me."
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up! y! E$ [: \: f8 g
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline$ B+ H& b' ^) ?. N- h' O
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards) ~5 x6 L% a$ |5 k, l4 J% e. s
my car.5 y6 a' s( N' F9 M' U, L- @
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
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ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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