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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.3 g7 N/ }* u9 I# H
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very. _% O; j. z( D$ }# l- U1 |
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
5 V7 b/ Y2 o% h" T& z' ^6 T- I3 iwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
. N; t% {) q, T% ~' f1 P, c; Ldeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.& T& B$ b2 J0 N) }9 J
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come- n& ]$ Q$ i: W( A
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
8 L3 m% p$ ^' Y" m" Xwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
# D( ?# `5 y- `3 hovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
' R' A* `( y& e6 z O5 D) D. Wcommitted my life to her sister.
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7 r* D9 Z' w. S& jWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
7 e7 X; g/ c" w- Osaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild6 e. I1 `: w! l' y3 \ j2 m' S
fling, just come up and get me."* w, G3 o2 g" X8 S% P4 B( e- K' _
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1 o! Z9 k( `; Q* H, b, VI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
8 l9 V# I- F0 v/ E6 q D1 Uthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline6 ~7 r6 z( c" z- [
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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Y6 Z( D Z2 n4 x9 s- m6 |. NTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
9 B8 H6 ~' O5 osaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
6 B* R" G* Y1 S2 j6 R; @. s/ M, m' task for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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