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THE WEDDING TEST

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发表于 2008-3-25 21:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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THE WEDDING TEST
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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down- h# {0 {& n& a% y! I
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be* Q* [1 c" |) Q/ t) t' X3 d
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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committed my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up9 b9 g1 v. h; Y- |1 g! D8 l
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing6 e. u( r& f* I8 I$ Z
outside, all clapping!
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and/ ^: U" q& {8 d
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
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4 l/ ^$ D- ~4 A6 {And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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发表于 2008-3-25 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
what he is doing is go back to get the condom!!!!!!!!!Oh,man!!!!!!!
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发表于 2008-3-26 03:21 | 显示全部楼层
o... well...
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发表于 2008-3-27 07:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
  What a nasty man!
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发表于 2008-3-27 13:06 | 显示全部楼层
if he keeps the condom in his car all the time, he's not going to get much action...
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发表于 2008-4-15 10:08 | 显示全部楼层
oh, man. It means most of man is almost like that. that is why many girls can't believe them. haha!!!
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发表于 2008-4-15 10:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Funny. Hahaha.
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发表于 2008-4-15 16:34 | 显示全部楼层
well...
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