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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I6 S% t- B) @4 M& l$ ~3 B5 u _
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
4 A. Q* V: P, H# ~9 @ B) Lonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.! p. v+ i ^9 \3 u1 e% z
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/ J, O8 q4 F$ E7 ?My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very4 k6 e/ z# f4 _: J- H+ r
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down$ M) H2 s8 M E
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
O, M3 I1 g2 b" N1 Q$ B( b' cdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come7 b% E T7 K; C, h2 N9 \/ h
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
U- `6 H. D7 [" nwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't1 p7 v1 K( e" X' J
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
! |7 C; p- @; k0 _committed my life to her sister.8 N" _% t7 G1 w
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
7 j5 d D! V& s3 C N" Psaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
, v$ r7 u4 F4 n9 l0 n9 ~the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
U5 }( M- I7 B* }# bstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
$ Y8 ^% K- h) J; ?7 ?; Z+ x/ S& Ysaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't$ J4 L& X& n7 w; u* `
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your7 R. w3 a3 g+ f' x- l: u" G$ ^5 h
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