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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I9 N; v/ k. B2 ^; X7 X0 }* D
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
' C6 Z3 U! g5 n" O$ k+ P, C8 bonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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3 J/ R; O8 j; _8 O8 ^My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
" u; r8 `/ q; D# v7 Ttight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down1 `, h: k/ q& D D. c1 z/ F
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
3 b" @ x' f6 W# f6 ddeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come8 h# `; |9 j* D; l
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
. S4 v9 @4 Q/ S; m* \whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
/ W1 g' _8 P9 U; movercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and2 ^" \5 \1 h! F2 n
committed my life to her sister.
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7 i7 C, ~# c" ]/ {5 bWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
7 P7 { S" U/ W' s$ L) Osaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild6 Z# K# E( U( |1 N
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. F) z: r/ O! Y( [I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
\) h, s' V3 _ ?8 ~the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline9 N7 [* ?- |' E3 z0 _! N; M) R& b2 m
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards9 {1 S0 Q# i% s. }
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3 J; ~) T2 E8 R) E: O9 pTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing2 z# @) \9 f* V# m
outside, all clapping!* P7 A1 A. N: ]. S
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( {' q% {) L- W" O9 t! WWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and+ y3 V$ a" y C2 u. L
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't! i! I1 o1 A* b; G/ R* j& A: ^
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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