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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I9 l( E, B1 [- G) q) v
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was$ L; ` x C' I" S$ Y+ n
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very- \# p0 Z9 ]" r/ d
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.2 O# X1 E4 y) O- ?
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. G: N( u) w5 b+ |2 cOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
8 S/ g! E+ M0 I& R% Rovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
) S4 y9 g8 a, `' k0 Y5 Bcommitted my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
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fling, just come up and get me."% D. m0 W7 _# i+ Q
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
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straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
% W" m. q$ y0 r! Z8 hsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
# `- f E% p9 B/ e, n6 ?2 [: @ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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% Z) U. [6 b$ v& g' @: n" NAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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