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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I) S" X3 ^# |& ?
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
8 y. O5 T, j* z5 K5 e, fonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.4 \2 Z" l& l2 B w" [
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, u9 u1 P4 |1 _( h; LMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
( I* u4 B3 E$ H! A2 w! L4 |1 {2 G$ W, Ztight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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h1 }- d; L& e, J) L6 R4 COne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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O- z% k8 ~$ y2 `whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
1 Y- T, C. w5 U! m; c& v- w$ @overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
5 t1 `7 X& X8 r7 c0 {committed my life to her sister.7 T- s1 H' ?! Q* _3 U8 i. N5 C
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
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fling, just come up and get me.", a- d$ r8 B. x. b* W
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
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straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
6 @: {! K* F7 X2 V, }' Jmy car.# |/ [ [9 @9 K, }& n
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' ?$ c+ D, _0 ~: q3 U, PTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and( R C& L4 a' C% D
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
! {+ z3 E' j+ F" Fask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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