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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
; c& [! b6 D9 J _' k8 Jhad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
% D& |% v; n/ r' e: ?, a* Q; xonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.) \/ A0 }# B, T2 [1 \ f; _
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- @& Y% }* [/ v+ O1 jMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
* U6 x1 ^7 H0 t) m/ G, V5 E; b6 Z" ~tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
2 _# @' j) M* T rwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
. U1 ?) m* _/ m, R, Sdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.8 Q1 C# a1 c8 F
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
5 D2 l8 g* r) S- ~9 Qover to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
4 k" N' n' C7 Z# o$ u2 \6 K) S8 }whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't9 `/ s d% ?' H- ~! I$ F3 B
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
4 y2 v% j! _0 |; W$ hcommitted my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
+ X& }4 ^* }2 F! z) b% |said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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# x! I$ k' J% _* n1 `% `To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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# [2 p ?% G" Q$ rWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and- ~. c4 G8 a( D8 R6 n. z
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
, ^5 {0 N/ c+ L) \: {ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."& a. K) I0 C) F0 v7 ?; v" b
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