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* z; Z& y" p9 p- r; GI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I# X0 K8 A$ l- V4 D' U, A# H4 x
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
1 [3 u6 P, ] f2 Q( A- U xonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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* i: \+ A, b0 a' m+ |My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very( [6 k9 X$ i4 |4 ~0 I! D3 F
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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, I- ]( a, v, J' \/ h$ MOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come8 j3 I9 o1 r8 f
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she, ]% x5 G1 A' K, f; c
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
/ [- \. t: l0 |, l0 y+ y, [ h) Vovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
3 b1 e. g" M2 |4 b2 I" ~& w% Icommitted my life to her sister.; s" H0 E6 _6 `2 y
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
3 l1 v- P% B' q7 k. {said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
# A6 j, }" H! S. L y+ Cfling, just come up and get me."
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& K3 x7 n% L, ^$ h9 qI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
& y6 o4 W% A! P1 ]8 d% nthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline @: U+ a' Z/ a; P! m
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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% k0 e/ x' u9 v- UTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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. C, b9 t0 D) v3 z F- r* uWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and$ |; A- @* x. N8 `3 |/ m& m0 r
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
% B* J# p: P9 S: j/ X; Oask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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