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THE WEDDING TEST

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发表于 2008-3-25 21:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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THE WEDDING TEST
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, F$ H* [. Q) d5 v' P6 W% k% WI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
( g- g6 v/ e9 ~4 ?6 }8 w/ H# lhad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
7 ?2 u* o3 X0 H+ x9 Bonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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9 G  i4 n% m6 u( \2 t: d1 m. gMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very+ j! y- @8 `7 c$ a) e
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down' l; N% f7 ]: u0 c
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be0 s) i* u5 {$ x
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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- a' B3 K5 e5 r# MOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come5 I) ]# f, |/ `. ]
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she$ }' P( R1 ?$ K2 ]+ j& e- b
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't, Q5 u6 ]" M& b, l4 Y9 c
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
0 e( q3 T' h; O/ K) s& Q) `$ kcommitted my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up& |6 O* G9 m9 r5 h
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline$ O- a# {" |1 Q  d! t3 N' K% n
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing+ \0 @& t# D" F0 @8 k
outside, all clapping!
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' G# h$ ?0 X! L; kWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and: H2 X$ _% ], g8 f: N+ x" x
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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发表于 2008-3-25 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
what he is doing is go back to get the condom!!!!!!!!!Oh,man!!!!!!!
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发表于 2008-3-26 03:21 | 显示全部楼层
o... well...
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发表于 2008-3-27 07:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
  What a nasty man!
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发表于 2008-3-27 13:06 | 显示全部楼层
if he keeps the condom in his car all the time, he's not going to get much action...
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发表于 2008-4-15 10:08 | 显示全部楼层
oh, man. It means most of man is almost like that. that is why many girls can't believe them. haha!!!
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发表于 2008-4-15 10:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Funny. Hahaha.
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发表于 2008-4-15 16:34 | 显示全部楼层
well...
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