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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I6 \) n" |( M; t% K
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
. T* f1 E9 w! Uonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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1 O# h$ o/ q+ ?My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
0 ^- R/ g! n+ l9 _- Qtight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
1 K; \1 Q1 h. N% T7 Ywhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be2 N, W, u$ ]! F0 m6 J6 w2 y: P
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.9 i2 \( ?, f+ P/ W' i; n$ I
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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/ z- A4 j& c: T! P8 q" M, a# Mwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't$ k. d9 ], y( o
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and2 y: ?. G( k* L& [: @" P
committed my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
! M. `& G! F; j( t) l( M4 I* E9 p, j# Gsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild" F* _. v. V1 m* ]# e. m" j, k
fling, just come up and get me."
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6 ~$ D. F2 D- b: L) L o3 Y9 ~I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up2 l8 B- H7 {7 L6 a# |
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
$ Y3 u9 @3 J, Ustraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing+ N( S! k( w* X4 N7 x4 [
outside, all clapping!
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and/ i: d/ t/ }* Y
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
+ P; g2 t* i6 iask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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3 @& l9 m2 l( f( k3 A, f) n8 dAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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