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, c2 C. j" E& E; m2 k. t: e7 M' ^I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
2 [. q" A" K1 b' v/ D: G0 ihad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
4 q3 a( b$ f" x0 E0 X( ~only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very6 U7 d4 A2 m7 I6 e# h
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
9 [0 X- V9 O! ~% ]when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
# N. M8 b: s9 P. Z# M8 H- hdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.: f# y" a* B8 h3 C7 {. g
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come7 }3 q( e2 i! V/ q2 l- c
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she! K' R G: ]/ n; `) E; f
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't! @* ^8 P9 s0 Q9 I. a
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and6 N, i( J* |6 B8 e1 o/ T
committed my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
+ a& k# S9 n! esaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild3 [- o; G+ D" ]( N& V+ ~, U) v) _
fling, just come up and get me."
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up5 B8 ?" U* R g* @4 m
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline& K& r( t4 A1 T. H
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards! F5 h% H7 I1 m% V, m# n4 S
my car.
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5 T4 l# ]3 p7 P1 i4 d* CTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing" U5 i. I/ j% e) W* i2 A9 g* M, ]
outside, all clapping!6 v! ^3 Z, a, W% m" x f0 ^5 `& v( O
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and8 v1 ?" I, |; B) b/ r8 y. X
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
8 V; _6 e0 S) G* d# ]ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."9 I' g! ^' v* k+ b
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' }8 {+ S e# a9 S V- nAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your2 C1 e) W, J7 H( E- O/ G# q) s! Y
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