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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
' j6 f8 h7 D% B# K6 T0 v& v# Mhad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
5 x ]: V" g5 w/ F2 b# ^: H5 u/ M8 aonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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V5 b+ O- R d1 v/ |& O cMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
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when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come% M! n# P9 q9 a ]: G
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she; Y$ X& C2 E s& L% r& v8 m
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
; ]2 A+ S6 [) w8 h3 l* aovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
3 K6 j3 r0 t# S5 r5 M+ c! tcommitted my life to her sister.
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% L3 ^% _3 `8 h$ sWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
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the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline4 k3 q8 z0 K% m9 s0 j/ B8 }7 p. O& V0 F |
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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5 A: ?% J u% _To my surprise, my entire future family was standing8 T* b9 O" s$ L; y# l8 w Y
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and4 n3 n# h$ `! Q. g3 D8 T6 m
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't) Q) B% Y4 _" H6 @4 S7 l/ _* `
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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