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THE WEDDING TEST

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发表于 2008-3-25 21:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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THE WEDDING TEST7 S2 L; n. v8 Q6 O: O
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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I7 S0 R+ S( E( I7 t6 ]& R! W" x0 i0 I
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was  X+ T" y2 p  ^8 _. F# }
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.* i% M6 {2 b( @% @
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very! i/ p) z, ?0 T' A0 B
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down# D, }: @: O' q+ x; ?
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be9 v4 Y% J( q/ ~3 q
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.6 m& S/ J. C1 E0 ~

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) T8 g4 H- H% B3 C: {  W- p6 X: {One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come2 b8 h2 ]( x# K+ P; G$ ?* R5 M
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she9 l. ?9 o% g; i8 J* r6 a. e' N
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't% O; E& h! N; J9 X
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
4 E; W) \$ Y/ @9 X" L" wcommitted my life to her sister.1 T, i- y5 c5 d9 D- p% k
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
" m+ u0 W1 F( M' E0 psaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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; s3 G3 ]# n* OI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up& S2 O+ ?& S" k! N" J
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline5 t: P* R& ~$ v5 @7 e. Y
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards; f1 F0 M$ D4 T# L3 ~
my car.
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  M& _  }- P  Y3 l5 z$ t: X% I9 |To my surprise, my entire future family was standing, Y' ]7 ~3 x% ]" Q
outside, all clapping!, k2 Z8 @  M3 V7 G2 \1 d; F

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  o9 \. `0 n, oWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and: }6 j5 v# @* Y0 j5 t6 Z/ H0 N% E
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
- H4 t0 ~$ Q. _5 Z; pask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your, [: w0 j, C! l7 W2 ], {
condoms in your car.
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发表于 2008-3-25 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
what he is doing is go back to get the condom!!!!!!!!!Oh,man!!!!!!!
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发表于 2008-3-26 03:21 | 显示全部楼层
o... well...
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发表于 2008-3-27 07:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
  What a nasty man!
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发表于 2008-3-27 13:06 | 显示全部楼层
if he keeps the condom in his car all the time, he's not going to get much action...
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发表于 2008-4-15 10:08 | 显示全部楼层
oh, man. It means most of man is almost like that. that is why many girls can't believe them. haha!!!
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发表于 2008-4-15 10:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Funny. Hahaha.
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发表于 2008-4-15 16:34 | 显示全部楼层
well...
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