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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I( I, T( _8 l% Y" _) m
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
$ P( B6 u* p* Ronly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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2 T2 b& b6 O* w9 }$ L* q; {My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very0 V3 q( N. \& h( s: q
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
+ B$ p/ J, j0 @1 u3 Uwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
" o7 |7 N4 G$ _$ |3 ]: J1 Kdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.$ Q1 f4 R$ U* ]0 r, Z- @
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8 k4 l6 p( }0 C% v) a4 }1 v$ `One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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! \( C# X* H2 l& Owhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't( q8 D8 \. ]) @# M/ K
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and) |( e( v3 b+ i( J
committed my life to her sister. a. U; R4 j# A
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' q- F, h, U# K; QWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
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w4 u3 ]3 w/ u* V' QI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
3 }% g+ J1 P1 ^# i7 @" ythe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
% \# d H4 n8 D/ a; Ustraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing: F8 S t" A z- f
outside, all clapping! k: m. I- t$ H: i- W. V
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/ {! |2 b6 e" O) ?$ T' yWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and% I) f* ?& L3 y4 l7 [7 h
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
' B# b( _% B) a; G* v) S8 y |ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."0 _! }* j# y) e1 m/ N+ M
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