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: g T+ B3 [' A9 pI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
8 y$ |, y4 u+ C$ |had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
. V0 [* c5 T6 ?3 {$ g! O Xonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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7 Z' U2 I% F* I7 Y. r! [My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very: W) X1 c. ?- d2 n
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down7 M5 t8 k! R4 E+ v' w3 X/ B7 {
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
7 j( x8 R9 O# b/ H8 O, ]deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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0 }; J1 X( Y% ~( Fwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't6 | H) H4 i+ O8 l; V
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and2 V' x- t, C0 `
committed my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
4 u0 h: e9 H" _% \said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up, t5 g( w( ?' ?" a
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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my car.
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. O/ l' F+ u1 J! TTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing) ]" K7 q8 v# w" T) K: J
outside, all clapping!8 R# ^+ S+ \- s- c7 X; |
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# z2 r+ d6 ]6 {7 zWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
8 F n& B6 A# e2 W1 ~, Ssaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
. M. l+ m8 q/ ~& uask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."1 u/ Y$ ?% L" a+ ~1 d* F
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. E( X& m4 S3 k6 CAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your% A' m! `- Y' F) X" L
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