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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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% }! n) O6 K; d5 t; Y2 hMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
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when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
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over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she0 ], r& C# I* C3 z1 Z5 t5 E% L
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
" D7 E8 w: S+ Zovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
/ B7 O" d- X7 J: ]& Ncommitted my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She6 C9 C/ ]# L* K" ~$ z7 x
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild7 ?! Y. n* h* q
fling, just come up and get me."
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up9 b0 ?+ V7 f9 K( }
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline3 G o9 i$ k9 \ {! ?7 c$ g" x
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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5 b4 ]' K- S- l! W1 HTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
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ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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