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THE WEDDING TEST

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发表于 2008-3-25 21:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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THE WEDDING TEST
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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.- V  e* v7 \$ T9 |" T- `

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9 k" e/ L3 j2 J5 a) nMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
( _% {) B% P3 N8 a# O3 ptight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down, s5 |1 b4 Z) @: P- m% {
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be* h# }% g" F# O2 a
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
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committed my life to her sister.# a3 A" d3 Z2 n, v

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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She$ V, K6 C" t+ r- o
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up7 a, j$ R0 N; }9 `1 d% V% Z
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline; t) r) f, @6 S. t) L  D
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards3 ]7 T) J: A1 ~  L! c
my car.2 \6 `) O; g# N2 q" T0 j
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing% r/ q, ^# c! f/ I- j  G
outside, all clapping!+ y3 y% t! L: n" E
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
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ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."3 c5 ?9 t) U5 g9 O/ C

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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your3 N% E$ Y3 c4 c2 x, r
condoms in your car.
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发表于 2008-3-25 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
what he is doing is go back to get the condom!!!!!!!!!Oh,man!!!!!!!
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发表于 2008-3-26 03:21 | 显示全部楼层
o... well...
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发表于 2008-3-27 07:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
  What a nasty man!
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发表于 2008-3-27 13:06 | 显示全部楼层
if he keeps the condom in his car all the time, he's not going to get much action...
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发表于 2008-4-15 10:08 | 显示全部楼层
oh, man. It means most of man is almost like that. that is why many girls can't believe them. haha!!!
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发表于 2008-4-15 10:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Funny. Hahaha.
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发表于 2008-4-15 16:34 | 显示全部楼层
well...
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