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8 l A$ P4 q+ ~# q9 ^8 fI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I; a. T7 T6 \% n# _: O
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
- @( L! P& e- @: l2 `only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.3 u3 G* k( F* z: [' ^
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
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when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
6 H Y0 L$ @" g9 o @! h+ R, ?- zdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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# F8 \" ~, P9 G5 z* x1 ?2 gOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come Y V- c: D% N# G$ x
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
1 q0 w6 f' p4 @* |) ~whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
' `. Q% G1 O3 I) Q% kovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
5 k) s7 F; R/ z \7 Q% Kcommitted my life to her sister.# B% p6 a4 m% i: Q
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% |/ u9 r7 w" P. O/ dWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She% c# t4 L# e+ c; G ~% i y
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild9 U4 r6 P1 T$ G
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# A* l, [9 ~% {, \7 |& x" C! Z8 dI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up$ z$ b$ R7 m* K8 N2 a9 ^/ }
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing2 Q% M4 i/ C; o' j7 {& k4 w
outside, all clapping!
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and( ~ N; Y6 J5 n7 ]! P
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't U: R3 t: Y0 |( [( i: C
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."# R- M( E b( c5 i( I( a' @
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1 L# _. j" P& _7 w$ }7 D" q2 QAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your! x& v: @: Z5 N/ ?' s3 p
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