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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
( o9 C& j" }8 ^4 a& |, thad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
9 T/ l- h& G) o1 }3 D- Conly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.9 c. K+ B, H+ ]! `
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very: R5 M" @ J% p3 ?! B
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come3 e+ y% F% r* u# G) @# S( e
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
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overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
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* Y* C# s8 x) V& lWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
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, Z' I& j6 @( n. J! qI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
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straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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% b/ g2 x$ J" w$ r; ] zTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing* h) B k' P$ J! G$ z) a" @
outside, all clapping!2 _/ u+ D% `; j; j
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: B( f2 i8 T/ q& I; u4 NWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and: E6 h& j/ g Y
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't- Q* W/ P, n4 d2 t8 U
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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) f0 |) c# ]6 l" @: {$ e2 Y* KAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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