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# j$ N4 H' X/ gI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I3 [2 P# p5 F8 A" p7 p4 {
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
8 j& w+ V: P' Q& G @$ `& q9 A, Zonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.1 |2 t4 k' P4 K- j ^
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$ r. K2 r% y1 N, G; A t `My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
8 ? G |/ q) z( P( ^tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down) ~$ \: N- \9 ~! F
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be) j* [, G Q$ U9 X+ ` B2 r
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else." D. f: \% J" F6 ]5 N
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come0 u- I4 W" E" Z! [) v
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she; H5 m* d. l2 [* o
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't7 b% _8 ~/ f E4 R2 m9 r/ K9 G/ E
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and, o) @* W2 I. H1 }6 M
committed my life to her sister.# U7 L1 P& X/ q2 P2 X7 i2 F
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; r# E! o) M" j# B3 GWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
$ ^" M h& `$ d0 s7 b8 Gsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild8 W _/ ]1 q+ q1 S' O) z. d
fling, just come up and get me."
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5 k4 S& @5 a/ K: o! Y/ x6 Y4 w! k* C# ]I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
9 e9 m5 ^6 C2 V. f2 ^* D8 J: ~the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
2 T# }: S4 F7 h2 j8 T6 Nstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
! N* a, w. N8 o5 Q4 Q$ n( Q3 I# |my car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and: C5 l; M |7 E$ l4 B/ s
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't( d" `7 i- h; x( q. N
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."( b- T" Q& p5 `1 I; V/ f
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. o( W2 |0 F1 {2 z, @And the moral of this story is: Always keep your! K4 V! L9 W$ W* e3 e7 P
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