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; ? l o4 f* GI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I8 q; J# f' m% l3 }% y- N6 T* m# l
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
8 u1 h' j3 \" H4 | eonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.6 n7 h; z4 d. T; q h4 [% J
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' s4 |) d/ Y) M' [* L) M# |My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
7 V2 I: f' V0 i) o4 Z, ktight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down, \5 C- @) f$ _8 a) @
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be0 e- B5 M; I) p/ i' a
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.4 W) w2 E! W" b
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" R& l4 I1 s$ J9 HOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
! [# M2 R4 P/ j8 a7 Y& t) x+ uover to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she) m* W$ E; ~5 s5 g4 a
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
0 G" @. o! W; Z% q- tovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
; J$ o: f8 s9 r8 D4 icommitted my life to her sister.! k9 P7 A: N# O' t
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" P2 w$ l9 d& c) f9 I7 R# v7 IWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She) A# r% t* O3 e+ b |! t
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild5 W: t( L6 u" x8 W2 }+ z
fling, just come up and get me."
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up$ ]* a" J8 Y( e1 {2 D2 C
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
. o5 d- w6 M5 Q% S6 C; M( lstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards7 p! s$ Q% ?/ ^
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* j/ L* X3 R4 ~: b7 n- _7 r: M% zTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing4 U( e5 ]0 M# j$ Y8 Z
outside, all clapping!: ^& F! K2 @" U; L6 ~
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0 C5 t- |5 y0 ^7 B& }( BWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
. n# D" {8 N0 c9 ?2 h, ssaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't4 R9 ]- k- I/ i& k: c. k+ H; s. p
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.") ]2 [, k4 G1 \) ?3 O
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