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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I6 ^& x+ H' N: w! \1 C, X! S
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was; F* v' k; k( `3 ~" f# a
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister." I* R! q8 P5 S* D) R, F8 P2 \
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very) E$ L; b8 ^- f R; h9 @+ f. O! k! c- L
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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. N4 f0 e6 h+ @; D0 Ldeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.1 z/ H4 c9 `. a! t3 z" c
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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" k" U5 {: J/ [+ `whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
4 R% X# `1 ]2 f- Y9 H, sovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
) [6 h( h5 G3 A$ Hcommitted my life to her sister.+ `0 z3 k1 m" U% h" ]* [$ Y0 N |
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5 R( @5 ~* Z! |4 S! v7 AWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She; X) ~ _1 e9 `3 j, Y4 H( P5 H @
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild( j, ~3 I5 M. y) m& O* y
fling, just come up and get me."2 T' M% \& J+ @% ~2 A
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& J) c6 @3 N* M7 D5 I! jI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up2 L9 `- Y+ B5 @+ K# Q9 y2 O; b! O
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline" J7 ]0 F' l4 j7 @0 d: P- X
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards3 T- B* N* M! r3 w3 f: U
my car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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) p( g! A" U eWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and6 P) [6 Q" ] r& _; F6 S) A W; m- B
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
3 z( m9 j5 ]: _5 ^6 }: f9 fask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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