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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
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deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
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said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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5 U; E6 a3 h/ A1 F) XI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
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straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards* d) T' `3 {* F& e" p# m) W6 k$ v4 T
my car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and% G% w6 M( b& W: {1 D, U) t4 b
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't3 M$ C2 @3 M/ D' y. Q" t' g
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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