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9 \' [) M' Y! S# n& P FI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I1 R3 r% r+ M! K0 s% c6 E5 c& y
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was$ P; P( c* F8 I1 i* p' `+ O7 e
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister./ h+ t' y- i5 q& ]% p
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2 w2 T; K7 }% ?My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
( Q r8 I: E1 M$ c, d& Stight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
9 o& s. k$ y( Z- c1 g( U3 swhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be! l; f% m0 B% e: q
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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3 {" L# x7 _+ u# S3 B, R" LOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
8 z& w' Z0 g; n* B+ m/ B. o' u* xover to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she7 c) U- X2 Q, g* {1 v' A, _# T
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't( ^3 O( ^; G* E# n. C; d+ v) b
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and" G7 z3 P/ I$ l. j X3 D& k
committed my life to her sister.
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2 {# i! ^. f6 X# g- ~( Q1 e. M# AWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
# h& I- d( H3 Csaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild$ N# U& E/ }1 y
fling, just come up and get me."9 c' a# ?' X2 K7 D
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up: e- a [$ Z9 E" ~# e# U6 t
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
( A7 N0 n a% k* S+ h( `5 Qstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards1 X3 W9 Q3 g1 U" `8 s% c1 a
my car.
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+ ]8 w! e- `/ l3 j& _0 D4 P" wTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
! ~- K$ H1 h, E. L) B$ {3 w! G" `9 Ksaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
% T5 e; _1 e2 u0 X: Qask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."0 x, g. `. M8 V
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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