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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
' k4 e( v- S# V* yhad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very; N7 v. i7 E! ^2 t" l9 u
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down- ~; j: A3 \( Q7 @
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
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2 d7 w% G" G# G C) oOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come7 R, F U( K4 t t+ \
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
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overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and6 u: X, Z: ?& e7 [! o
committed my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
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- w: [% n7 ^- xI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
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straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards4 C7 ^/ m# ]7 L) h' C
my car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing, z" f$ M0 b( a' \: T, A
outside, all clapping!4 L- O1 j9 Y7 b8 l. t# Y
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
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ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your" q! n* `; t y" @3 m8 V% r) y) {6 O
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