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1 t- Y; S+ h$ GI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I9 o+ n: n5 I! {5 ` L# X3 b3 Q
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was& O1 R6 n7 _0 ]% |) c
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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5 r7 K$ w4 i% sMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very' A) i7 C8 _: i& _
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.3 b( n/ `; o$ F0 ~7 u
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come9 X- H# d2 C4 A7 I( N; ~
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
# G* W( Q$ h& @; e3 f0 Wwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
# Q6 C1 O. J/ ]$ C, eovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and+ m9 I, ~: X5 S3 c5 y' y% ?
committed my life to her sister.
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, S- ~* S& _; S( f0 k1 z1 H- FWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
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fling, just come up and get me.") G' P0 O+ {+ B6 n& r
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2 n1 ~4 E. L6 Z4 |. @9 F3 cI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up6 K2 T9 c5 E' \+ @2 s: A
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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my car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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" Q4 w( o' F; c, TWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and4 {2 R2 Q3 `( I# u9 @( h' d! j% _
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't6 ?+ G, }1 U1 S. E
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."2 I, W; X3 }; ?' p4 V+ B+ i: f
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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