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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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. Z0 k$ U F0 v! H1 l, vMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
0 ~" o: [! [( ~* q8 w& Rtight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
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overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
6 o+ P% k8 a# T2 b, ?* wcommitted my life to her sister.$ H. P. P. g1 K d$ ^4 v2 [! E
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
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fling, just come up and get me."
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! D0 k. B [. L" ?$ cI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
0 O9 U& M6 Y% s9 v3 g) ithe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
- E7 I; S$ R' _4 G! i- Bstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
9 c8 b2 E7 u6 |2 V5 Q* rmy car.8 O0 D w) f" X
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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5 A4 y, {, Y& WWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
7 L/ g: A% {8 \5 W% U4 ssaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
& y$ {& w: f: s9 B8 P1 U# oask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."4 x; Z0 V+ f9 b, S
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, W) r0 _4 r5 iAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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