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6 P+ s. |# m7 V8 E$ U( C9 Y' m' L) oI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
/ X; W% V) l; {% I( _ V2 \had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was/ m/ A6 [# X# _" L% m$ v, i1 A% r
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.( }! N2 E: m5 H3 ?& z/ P3 b0 t
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/ `+ ]; f7 l$ ]My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
* y* X1 e$ @7 r+ [0 gtight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down) H7 w$ j, _' c
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
6 s! u& N* I! A: F1 [( H" Ideliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.+ n0 P1 s" Q( X
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over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she, G4 R$ n7 r8 I( q
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
( F7 y5 D0 S' k8 {0 {; X8 Dovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
3 M9 D' j3 }" E1 L* t) Dcommitted my life to her sister.9 z8 B7 `+ Q3 s2 y; ?9 F
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! m; V* q& Z7 Y$ aWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She# {$ S7 ~- ~. J% x8 ^
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild4 Q: Y$ a5 a( B$ Z0 q4 }* y' T: i" ]$ i
fling, just come up and get me."
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) L3 B: s! p0 _I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
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straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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% m1 v( K$ A0 R8 _5 _To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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- J0 ]- y) u: \* GWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and8 ?- k# Y7 v0 y' _7 G6 H. Y
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
% g# A, O" f% q4 H" ~ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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