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, k1 p J" d; {* L; n4 ~0 ^I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I( s( T4 L) x2 k. J6 k, E& h! f! ~. t
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
0 E# \3 ^ H3 G3 ]! D J" Jonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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& i" z% u0 L0 V' `2 r5 H q% l9 bMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very5 g3 B2 P& d1 N( d
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down6 g. Z! A( t F
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
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4 F& ?7 G/ \/ UOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come, {' @8 M p, q( Z$ Z) k1 s, l, n
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she' d) x- v, q) \+ u" f7 g4 D' \
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
$ T+ z9 w+ |6 Uovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
! h: X( O# K& Y% D7 ^& q( qcommitted my life to her sister.
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! D: ^2 N9 C, M% T8 L2 hWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She' p2 Z# K( K- ?: c+ ^$ K) {
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
; Z% ^3 |+ \' mstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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9 y3 h. H. d- ^ ^8 a# M4 vWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
, c3 q3 a( H3 B1 g0 b4 @3 c _/ nsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't/ T4 E$ e& c; |
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."" o/ K) J! i: C
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S, g3 c4 g+ X2 d! t- CAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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