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& h6 Q/ a7 |" jI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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. n9 e3 Q* e$ E3 }1 PMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
1 q3 S) q$ g2 `! c+ xtight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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* k, E( |+ [6 f0 m4 V( s: |One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come2 U% \5 o% v1 ?1 T. z* N+ N6 t
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
2 j3 L' v- @: o$ w2 @whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
# [6 e8 z& G/ V4 \overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
+ m& K) K( Z- U) Y W3 qcommitted my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She/ N5 T5 ?& \; S+ \+ r, V3 x' S
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up+ r( a6 H# {1 Q) Q/ c6 I+ K4 ^
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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my car.4 @- _5 F9 t; L* L
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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! D% m* g$ z1 c0 S1 D3 mWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and+ m: k$ e0 I% i
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't5 [8 O; J& \: g7 D7 ^; b/ o
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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