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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I, i4 M- n/ `: I$ G) J: Y& Z4 x
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was& [; F4 Q: |) T) a' b
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.2 }3 m9 ~1 t% n b
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very% f: O7 G b/ n$ i7 M+ H
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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$ B1 {4 q6 g/ Y7 q, q& Bdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come2 n5 j& s) p# d8 P/ b6 Y1 e
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she, q, D% I# R: ^+ s
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't' ]6 |# ^4 y/ x# m! g; i: [
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
6 A- X" U$ v4 ~/ w9 K( Kthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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8 N. j( v" J% P( w0 XTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing) h6 Y9 k& e+ n* e: \+ \+ t5 _
outside, all clapping!
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- a# f. C$ a8 bWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
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ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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