 鲜花( 0)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
$ ?5 S9 Z% ], i8 j+ Z% s; M/ }: a, G) ?2 Q
I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I: k# a% ^9 X% z4 k( R6 @
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
6 l) y3 N6 X$ M& q# Q2 a8 u5 ionly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.7 H& a* w& N3 ?/ D/ X" n$ j: y- d
8 N' t/ }& H( i2 F) W4 }1 ~8 V7 t, g: I+ G
! K& s/ }2 A3 V: G4 h# N% b$ aMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
- L3 f7 u5 @8 u5 N$ dtight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down4 ]. }; Y7 n |: e( O6 ]) I
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be, x# F3 C1 H3 ~0 U X0 c
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.8 F( d0 P+ M& L1 M3 H. r
5 c3 o! m' ?$ s3 N
4 M, e) F/ `0 a" o+ R
# X! t+ M& x( T( X. T, YOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come: b( ^4 g7 Z! e/ W! o
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she* k% f( E" d5 B, K' M0 u) N* C
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't+ Y6 ]3 F6 Z n! t
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
: ~6 d- d* C" W; h7 ycommitted my life to her sister.2 ^* h3 H& m2 S9 L( x
" W5 w( z: f. d# h% k4 e c! [) ?
& \0 K$ F2 q6 h! g/ }1 c& @, F
0 u' e: e' L+ Z/ NWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She( a P0 V$ f+ | G: M1 b
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild+ ^4 ]' c. B: l2 e; `; C
fling, just come up and get me."
1 G" R3 A& k8 t7 N( Y/ P% g- |! t$ ^7 y9 b) @2 V' H; {7 ?
3 L% w8 ?) J, J$ e+ u
3 p9 x! y m$ }+ X/ G
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
/ @8 h( a5 Q/ k; ythe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline0 E! Z( r1 L7 |* g& {
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards. q5 K4 K/ X( w" L$ y' f% L
my car.
3 O9 l# v7 p& P/ l# [
5 x, p' d/ \% X5 A% c! E' p5 A( D2 I- ?( ]2 a
9 U( R+ Q: ^( U: R5 z- ATo my surprise, my entire future family was standing5 l m- h- S1 Y. w" g. }+ S/ l
outside, all clapping!; s1 ?" S. J1 e( Z
: q0 [% D1 `, G K
6 n) a+ o8 z, w: W( ?8 [0 @3 E2 D9 e/ L% \0 Q; @' U
With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
8 z) K M; e9 H, X! ssaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't3 M4 \+ k- F _6 i6 g2 J; ?
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."+ {9 u$ d/ n8 c" N0 d E
9 Y7 c. l: [; O1 o* x; Q/ G. ] E3 B9 K" G6 {9 {- {
0 Z- M. ?7 y* H `9 r, kAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your6 ?5 o9 J6 H7 d0 ?
condoms in your car. |
|
狗仔卡
发表于 2008-3-25 21:34
提升卡
置顶卡
沉默卡
喧嚣卡
变色卡
显身卡
发表于 2008-3-25 21:47
