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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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: g; g5 Z9 E/ {8 }9 k: t8 `My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very7 U: M6 I5 h' G$ Z: e
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down4 G8 @! C- G; C9 U1 j5 ?
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come# ^ w- b- t. Z, i; r
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she! Y' r5 Z. ^: N$ z$ D
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
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* c8 q" P( z& r0 _) Gcommitted my life to her sister.
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/ [9 V4 n& B, F3 \0 zWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She$ ~0 K8 ^) U& _. W
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up" E1 g$ {8 {) N% ~* ?
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline. t; e+ g) ]" a2 S
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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& v0 i1 C' Z* p: QTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing: r# _. ?" {1 K& c: v! H
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0 ^6 s. Y1 M- w$ R% v. oWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
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ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."& T7 H* B' O, z
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your1 L6 c& C6 H- p# B
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