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) `4 F* o9 C& h% r8 U. J0 cI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
% V. N0 Z4 }# j. R0 Ahad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was, v7 g4 a% y' X5 C4 ^9 V( e
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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3 h1 J/ c4 |1 ~My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
! T5 x2 p5 k) e- m0 E3 Otight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
1 d/ E: r5 W4 s9 s8 G8 rwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
6 A: ]; D2 N3 G7 v/ D2 q: [deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.. a |7 P; @( b5 d
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
1 {. W5 t) h4 i2 [over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
3 i! s$ @3 @5 J& }/ ^whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
, p2 \/ Y/ @" \ L) x& B& b, Rovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
, ]. R! M$ u1 z7 ?5 Tcommitted my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She, i) A% s o3 C$ v+ V
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
) _3 m; I, `' p4 S, Zfling, just come up and get me."1 o" z# ~9 I$ Z) i: X
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
6 B& n R1 F" O3 u5 X' sthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
% i( D: L+ [1 m1 @2 s/ M4 z6 Vstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
( Q' Q% Z% i* b, Nmy car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and- u/ f; O4 l1 K
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
( M8 l9 y/ C9 c) d6 Mask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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