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/ c( G) F! Z4 ?8 o# W4 PI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I. W" b7 d) m( i- n* e1 ]
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
0 A6 A H* L+ aonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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" \ j7 H8 R) h8 x4 hMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
% I/ ~& z, w- r) S# K% ztight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down% ]* b) u) t% ~8 v) j* O- s
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
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8 {5 V" C s$ D- I" w6 t0 rOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come# A+ T' |# \, z. k9 b2 ]
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she9 H+ x4 Y, i' h/ P9 y0 q
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't/ N0 \+ o* l0 d
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
/ \: O8 H& q- e; bcommitted my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
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fling, just come up and get me."
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! P$ x, c# I0 g2 J' PI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up+ Y# ~, H9 R) w2 j: q8 Z3 N
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline) H' }7 o" R4 Z) h. ?: c
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
3 a/ |1 \1 E5 M& d8 Z! imy car.
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. b6 u k: ~2 \0 |# m0 wTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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+ ^3 u! J7 X8 d9 c8 e/ {5 z5 `With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
7 D* n( \6 u0 S* b% R; vsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
! ~: z$ g; x& K% T4 x/ ^# H" w, ]ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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