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8 h( d* [: n/ ~+ \- a p7 iI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I& y/ A1 l1 n2 S. N/ [
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
4 ?, K* k, r3 s- konly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.3 S1 H! j7 o* @- m( [1 J4 E
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3 }8 k2 \& l. V! h: k+ gMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
( _, e5 k' V3 i& a# mtight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.0 ?; g, R! J6 I- c3 R6 i8 X& o
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come8 ^: c: u. Q* I; I) T( l; A
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
; M, }, {, p: c$ z- U/ Zwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
9 u D) P0 _! y1 d! Xovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
3 ?9 G4 m2 C; L1 m' m [/ E0 Fcommitted my life to her sister.6 l0 \& T7 l8 c% z4 J: e$ l
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- P+ P' f1 q/ x. M0 TWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She& t4 Q9 \: p. l f5 _
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
2 Q2 s ~( {( `6 f% A. vstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards& Y$ I! I4 O1 U% k* w
my car.
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: a' f& G& S1 b( {( L) v6 UTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and1 a6 J2 K: ^6 w# X- w& L, F
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't: P. }# ?9 I" W1 ^. `& C! z3 R
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."+ Q8 b4 f6 K1 L
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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