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7 N! l# r* o1 S6 ^I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
' k6 o% `1 l; F5 [had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
, l- b) ~9 j0 J( Z: Jonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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+ f4 r* o& O7 B4 f: rMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very# i2 m5 u) }& s5 w" g
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.3 w u- |( {; _7 @
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come& E6 k$ N! T* J
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she, @6 n2 o7 W5 o% u$ P7 U2 r
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't/ a- A( u7 }) j4 T T8 j# Q
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and$ T1 g9 R, x8 \8 C1 I
committed my life to her sister.8 {- @/ e7 `% r% R- u; k, Q6 y
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
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fling, just come up and get me."
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up- N& v/ l+ U+ k; B' w, u6 u! j
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline& M1 Z) V: {: N$ u
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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% W3 \! ^7 ~" {4 \! }7 n* kTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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9 E: d. U9 V, x' nWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
: p! v6 E$ k" e% z( p1 ]! qsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
- C& \5 E; Z7 `1 c' `ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."6 K" x7 c" G5 r) d1 T9 j
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; m2 ]9 i4 O% e4 ~" oAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your; A9 ]+ M5 Z. t3 s. @3 R; A
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