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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I+ q5 f1 A% |& n; i8 `; O2 D
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was$ [2 E. Z# H: ~
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.8 q* i3 i# M P8 g% e2 \* l: |
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* E4 N2 O2 i. i/ i' {My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
% i8 `" A9 y4 r1 @3 g- t5 ytight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down- S2 Z" g: Q2 ~! ?" T
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
5 X* C, r: z6 F8 y: ldeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.) |9 Q- ?( e$ R; I; m; j y7 s
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come: P$ Y" g4 v2 J2 x$ ]% V# x! B `
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
( t' R+ Z. o% z. iwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
3 \9 B" ]7 V7 Z2 {% Iovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and- j/ D) d5 t! j5 t3 ^1 U. O
committed my life to her sister.% p4 L9 v, j, Y6 r1 `# B
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! ?. w4 k' q! q, XWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She* n6 G. B7 G& [* _& S% ~
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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0 L/ v+ F( L0 y! I' K$ x! WI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up8 i4 A9 b! J5 c
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
" g: B% W5 u3 ]5 ^straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards4 v2 q1 D) ]- z
my car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
: c. m- ^7 G$ R2 o- B+ A- Lsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
' o3 P0 X5 b6 g; g% b0 j* f3 Xask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."8 y/ J5 `# q2 o( d; q1 }( h
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your2 J4 z( j! \% |* C
condoms in your car. |
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