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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
8 [: _6 y: I' O5 g4 gtight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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, W( \$ O* X# Q& W7 F0 h: H' bOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't- f0 Z6 B* V. i6 \" w. s" c
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and5 K/ T3 b6 D( G! R4 U
committed my life to her sister.
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| M1 P. _& O B" oWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She2 W0 R- o5 @, A( Z
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up+ G7 {* U! J7 N1 `' Y6 p
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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) t* m3 a* j( ]' |& k/ [To my surprise, my entire future family was standing9 W: E, U2 k# \6 f
outside, all clapping!) l" ], Y; e6 Z8 X% F& V/ i
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2 z. K1 a( z% x# g8 aWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and. y' j/ K, K0 m/ R& M; K: N
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
2 A/ Q1 v0 p2 y5 xask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."7 m+ E1 x9 I Q
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2 ]. G D; H* V" ]And the moral of this story is: Always keep your5 i" ~( N" L" @
condoms in your car. |
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