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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I" a' D8 r2 f5 D8 V
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was& r1 i! n8 {# X8 Z, `
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very S" ^7 e0 V/ o
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down$ _5 E- q* l" r: D! v) ?/ h# g+ N
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be/ x% h9 j+ D3 Z& ?$ ~
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.& f0 E9 P% ~) R) U1 _, }+ m
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
2 Z7 z% ]3 ~9 Z/ c8 e' ~6 dovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
& D( X0 G4 z1 ~9 t/ R- Hcommitted my life to her sister.2 _0 Q1 X9 x0 v* ?0 s6 u4 ~/ ]( h
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! m2 S2 T) K: v4 o0 A" TWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
! e6 s! |0 v' H( hsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild9 [( F# K- S; \$ f) K+ {- I5 i
fling, just come up and get me."
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3 _, b# S, p. E0 i! e2 BI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
+ K8 [5 i& |' C9 Z+ bthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline( K: l3 N- S5 l9 f) N
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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3 w, U( M. @+ V& K( lTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
& H- G# Z2 }' x$ usaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
: @* v+ @3 {4 Qask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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