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- `2 L6 e$ M3 |; Y+ b5 z! n XI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I$ B, ?" @$ {# v2 g; n
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
4 k1 V: I# ]7 g1 x, H$ r' n& O" eonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
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- Q- o0 U C. S( jdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.$ ^; ~( Y+ A& _. k( M% V
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4 C: z( R' V1 B( Y2 H/ WOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
& T: g# J9 y6 X6 E' S7 [over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
, e* R5 p3 y, g# \" i, Z2 L' Kwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
! y& e! Z, r1 o! eovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
0 V0 X m- w ?# [+ Qcommitted my life to her sister.
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' o" i( E0 @% I9 }Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
+ p& b# H$ s9 u; zsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild9 b/ A4 e8 P" l. ]
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
; g5 J; i" q' e* P/ r: Kthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
7 K9 Y0 D/ |! u2 ?5 J# fstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing5 l9 O$ t S8 Y: w# f5 g7 V; \+ a
outside, all clapping!. X) u2 A, C- `5 K( C K' n
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
5 } {* ^6 { rsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
0 ?4 {7 @8 } l" u" vask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.". u& Y ^+ h; W! v4 H
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