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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
$ h% x- D; Z7 Nhad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was8 O1 e4 U1 j' C( }
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.$ V- J- o2 e8 O+ a5 m1 l
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
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when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be) e* u1 a t" ?! j, u
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.6 z; |0 e5 g1 q( ^
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come: ]+ d, m1 j' ^: K; Q- F% y! X
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she9 { `! S0 g j% d
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't! t( B% i" ]# N4 S3 ^. _# T
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and$ O3 a7 k; X& [& P6 k1 q5 Q
committed my life to her sister.
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" I+ h) V, q8 ~9 m3 e+ j9 S# ^Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
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fling, just come up and get me."
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6 a4 \3 y( P( V. }I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up6 r; u- e4 b6 D% M T
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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" k! X, |( A+ E6 L: @To my surprise, my entire future family was standing7 _- y$ L C, h+ L
outside, all clapping!4 K2 U7 x5 T5 { J" Y$ b; S4 h
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. F$ l7 U2 r y9 fWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and* F* |# c4 a1 V4 n6 a" c
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't) D- M& Q0 P4 L; N
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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