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v9 f5 |( \' |' ]7 \I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
! I( h Y; u& O6 @+ qhad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was, S/ K$ z& x$ F! K
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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! a* Y) [/ Q: }1 l9 vMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
9 Y7 B4 x$ T/ ~3 utight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
4 Y& a2 u J4 I$ S6 F/ ?when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be1 c( L6 u5 z1 ~) _8 G
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.3 K; r8 K/ B- {7 E! L' D
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1 \+ |, s) ^9 J7 DOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
/ v0 |3 k' C0 K6 \over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she: J: c% p' j3 _: K; k. A
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't u2 s, i/ z, C; }( a
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and" [1 q8 c8 ~* l
committed my life to her sister.. {* \5 C+ {0 u1 r0 o& t
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4 ^2 C+ Z6 y @& |. ^9 h$ x" wWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
4 n/ N8 j' O- r6 Xsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild4 @% v, `/ Q3 t5 x! D
fling, just come up and get me."
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up8 L0 Y, p7 \1 L3 p" ^: e% c% ?* j; i
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline3 e% [4 ~7 |1 F, |; y
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
m1 r# Q5 M7 Q0 Hmy car.; p! @4 V5 R! d" F: ]
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing; T9 F' T# G% A! [
outside, all clapping!
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
% F& B: A' V- k0 j2 {said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't; R9 q3 X$ o m) I, ~! |
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."( C6 c2 o2 i( D$ P/ Y0 N1 f) k2 v
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your+ y6 \) w, J8 z, l& V
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