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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
! l' y0 ^* W6 A ]+ }+ Dhad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
7 s- `! U9 a4 sonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister. x E3 _9 K. W9 A7 f
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0 f' k* u9 x" i8 J- E3 N( S$ ~7 CMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
0 r8 A' z7 F8 z1 ]" T5 etight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down' U3 G, Y o7 q2 C3 ~ X
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
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8 T1 f' C: |5 |One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come/ x' {* }/ Z5 O7 P% L
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she" p; N6 [1 j3 P; W/ m% p# E
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
* l7 V3 | e' x6 d! oovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
8 M* ~" X$ c1 J y9 v. Q0 hcommitted my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
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$ m& }, s. d4 I1 QI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
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straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards7 [5 c$ ?9 D5 `4 P+ n9 n7 g
my car.
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5 ]* }# Y1 Z" vTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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3 e6 h( i; S' EWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
7 o) t+ z& n2 E* ?* Wsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
d( \( ?7 T( w8 A0 O/ n( e% rask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."9 |* g- c8 m* D+ r' L
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