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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.7 ]2 d; H9 v, `& H4 A5 G: q- \0 S
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
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when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be3 y3 }3 [7 d% L5 ]1 @; D( B/ m
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
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committed my life to her sister.) ?2 y' c9 p5 m" g4 {
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
0 r7 J2 q& I0 Y# W& {said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild4 L+ d3 w9 q: b9 l, a* n: L
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6 M4 u$ H4 U+ E: B/ ]4 FI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up- X% U8 M$ C& j' ~
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline$ A" y& z: Q P
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing! D5 b: j; I/ U8 d- S# u
outside, all clapping!4 Q$ k* \& f$ ^- D0 y. `
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2 m0 e. X6 _7 EWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
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ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."( m, C2 c% Q8 k8 {2 h* J6 [- t
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