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0 ]7 r* R1 J+ z* s3 C1 _I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
% O- {+ O( z+ F( U$ S: Uhad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was" z0 f( n' j" G) v. Z" u
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.5 Z3 O) t2 a L Q! [
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. z/ ]3 I3 A7 j# }My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
) E4 b5 ?" N U, A! Htight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
$ Y. y! G. `4 F! ?when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
* K$ F2 A, Q" d" d$ K1 r) k( @deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.: }2 ~' G: \9 P2 l" J; v
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come" n9 p) `& F% z% H
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she! @- ~% _( c/ v& k# b' \) U' }
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
3 Q5 V" s+ i" W! S& D/ l) Bovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and! O* C/ R$ ^( @: M5 z! a
committed my life to her sister.7 |/ ?1 U$ ^" M5 a& T/ t* G8 z
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% o0 ~6 u! w4 c! `# }# g2 o1 ]Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She7 b: A, _4 O5 P5 ?
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild4 ^% }) Q e5 h5 e+ f5 h* Z* [
fling, just come up and get me."6 X" u0 F6 }' d/ F8 O9 Y$ G, i, R
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9 c2 J2 o+ X- J LI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
5 y% D- J7 \. T- K" q* M4 jthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline8 O0 v1 Q! q! N* y3 _4 }5 p* H- N
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards+ a9 t2 ^; M' o7 \# |: s
my car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and" C* {/ l+ G1 P; R- X7 L
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
* }# d6 I& D- s# [/ J6 yask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."; i/ {$ b0 f Z1 x" u
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! E( {8 s; j2 } |6 \; EAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your$ r+ h/ s6 @7 ~7 w$ ] q$ z9 D
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