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 THE WEDDING TEST
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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I7 \. o: b& q6 _7 E% x
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
/ v) S# R, M8 p/ Lonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
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when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
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/ U T* o5 Q4 K/ y1 p- BOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
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committed my life to her sister.3 W4 W P$ x7 d" W: u; `
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C3 r5 C) F; q4 y* G# j, ]4 gWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She- X2 E, g9 g s( q' U7 t2 b( c
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
, a2 A0 d: ] c$ Kfling, just come up and get me."
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! }8 c5 Q; s+ @' MI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
8 \4 x `5 A$ b' Othe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline, w, E% p. \. B7 G. e
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards: w3 e# r: N- k" g
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' G! e+ T) _! }" ?& bTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and& m$ G! W$ D2 A% B9 t
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
, k: H: ?6 {8 j- H5 b, Hask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your. l5 n/ E) `, m0 I" J+ s! a, f4 n. Z
condoms in your car. |
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