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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
6 u. Y. T1 v: s1 E: m Dhad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
( T/ n8 |5 k7 i, a- z5 r; wonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.. I6 H, G U1 A5 d i/ D; S" M; t
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very- H; J+ y* c& h- @ e2 ~0 E$ z
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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! t: E: [8 Y5 k$ I0 b0 R# ROne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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" f5 j7 x0 A# Y' t9 `' p: Rwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't+ K @6 G1 n. B+ E
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and* ]: T C9 n' r3 {
committed my life to her sister.: t; x; E* l5 G1 f6 M; I
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She% F! n6 t8 X: f( r
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild- W! B# a3 d0 T( L% R
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, {! @9 j: p) Y4 l6 d+ NI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up6 K$ X, ~8 r4 Y" h2 E& t4 }& u
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline; `$ i$ A+ H/ j `9 L
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
, P% v) ~ e. E, \9 msaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
( j" {: y- J2 v% j. l' }ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."0 A7 z2 y7 \( G& o
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your1 y1 V/ r, M# ^5 l% ^
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