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. z( q: g/ B' f! I8 M) BI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I3 o& ]+ ?- }6 K6 ?0 T0 y# s9 ~+ Z
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
" y4 n5 ^. |. `& s; U! uonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.4 Z( }! z4 |3 ?! c( S
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& i' E/ B, U; ~% `My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very$ G: ?* ^5 z, H& u
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
2 |4 W/ `8 s, h3 e7 a5 g3 qwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be3 |5 j7 x+ @& N. L; j, I+ k
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come( w; h" T" y, d9 J! R' T
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
9 \6 P/ A& q, {9 s1 Twhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't1 [2 f/ [7 M8 Q7 ~+ a- B+ d" X- E
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and% h( c$ i" g3 z3 m5 b! q O0 P
committed my life to her sister.
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6 s& y8 r( D9 K0 v+ iWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
8 f; K4 ]4 w' Z- ^& E. h' _3 ?4 Rsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
! B+ m1 x8 g2 R. J$ J) Jfling, just come up and get me."
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- |* @- g) Z8 a; H7 ~) v% b5 jI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
8 \: s7 B- F, a0 ~7 ^6 o3 bthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
2 j7 I: I( ?% E4 ustraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards5 J- V2 ^! {, m
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7 B1 r) \8 S9 l( j2 r# cTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing: `; k; s6 G% Q0 u: B
outside, all clapping!
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4 B! F4 b! d, {With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
" o# @- T& b' A2 q& ?2 @+ N1 fsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
! C; |; E1 q5 I& A xask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."+ |0 u# E* U% F! i
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- C1 @ Y1 @" ?# J2 `- z6 U/ iAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your" F1 C4 U. }% f1 K( E! y
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