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2 j: t& g0 L7 D+ g/ vI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I9 u3 H; C/ |4 M- d4 t
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
/ n) x: L7 Q' Ionly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.& r9 ?: f6 D+ o# ?$ v& Q8 a$ U: {
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very$ A V! E+ o4 b' q; y, t
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down7 k- C2 Z% D$ {) \
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be/ P, f/ r0 q" d }, I
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come; z% q! }# |- E$ J& H6 p, B, h
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she8 K# |7 q7 C1 O6 i% v- J3 V1 k
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
3 k6 {) [4 z/ G% }4 ?9 Yovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
& [1 P9 o7 d) W" @* C1 U; J7 v% lcommitted my life to her sister.: x a8 h2 L; p2 X1 v- H
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$ ]3 B; L8 q7 ^9 u4 BWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She' X1 D- |2 A# ?5 s! d, u. v
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
- S5 M Z$ R/ }7 ufling, just come up and get me."# x: E$ p" g* `, f) W3 o, ?2 y
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
; L8 x1 i* k4 r/ G+ m1 S1 Q8 Zthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
3 ^0 z; a9 k! ]( b, Kstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
I% ~: M: l& i0 w! r) [. Pmy car.
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* ^: Q" S. p' ?To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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N/ v+ d% g& ?$ o& b5 u2 oWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
$ t7 C8 a7 R0 ^; Z1 xsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
- E x; s w+ n5 ]1 O9 Wask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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" |4 j5 a$ W0 Z' RAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your% f; I& w8 ^; i, G' d) G
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