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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
# n- B" n1 M Q. Dhad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was5 O" z1 ?& ^: X2 m
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very9 ?: f, _" \; S& a: d+ ]: l
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down Y0 L3 I% _3 K {
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
! z+ U0 d* h! m$ G5 Fdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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! t0 g" Y X# \" u M; UOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come f& c0 C& y Q2 V" B) [" [
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she c/ v7 L5 p3 J, [& ?$ |' o
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't& s2 N% d1 H! d* C
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
& x2 a9 K: ^3 [" u' L0 F9 j2 Fcommitted my life to her sister.# s5 z% Q X" {) H3 T3 X( ?1 k3 l
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/ w6 c2 x2 x X) d$ A2 vWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
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fling, just come up and get me."& d* a' O# Q, J7 \) A+ t8 t4 F3 C
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4 B8 I( ?5 v1 i# l, d8 II was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
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straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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! _3 j3 p4 l) H: a# S- T4 I3 N& _2 XTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing# R$ Y n$ V3 q& n& X
outside, all clapping!
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and Z7 y: G5 T% l0 U0 g/ d+ i0 [
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
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& Q$ x( _3 F! U; X+ ] AAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your# @% k% V. E0 o2 q
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