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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
# P# J" L: m$ u+ Ahad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was% T3 {7 o7 ^0 ]: }, [& k
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
3 C) u* N, b( Htight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down& i; u: T; v- X5 R _0 D1 X* k9 o4 _
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be d6 s6 ^% S: {
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.7 X, j+ ]1 V8 D( @7 u
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; Z" k+ }2 a, B2 Z# D6 i1 }One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come! R! D% B" @4 W5 c
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
: w D, s/ Z0 J! Wwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
9 I8 F; S* ?* ]; w/ jovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
$ o* \. @2 R ~8 _% v$ Z# Acommitted my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
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fling, just come up and get me."( ]" L) n" g; f
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
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, ~/ W% |* y( d2 { s% ^8 RTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and5 q P8 N4 C5 I7 D$ t
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
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! W! \& @% f$ u4 dAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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