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0 I {, d' d. @* ?, h3 t6 kI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I7 e& l$ K% L" k; e3 P4 h0 \" ?
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was6 J3 U" i' m! f7 T
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
1 K7 X7 U$ {* @8 b) Ktight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
9 n- q3 C1 x* Uwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
. ?/ w/ l) d9 G( ^1 Y" J1 f& jdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.* ~: h0 d! K! b8 \5 }
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come6 ^& U( L! }; B# b, G
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she+ Q2 b! h6 H8 c5 g& p" J
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't% }( v- O, z3 q4 c4 D" P+ L
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
8 ~& c8 d* W7 _# D2 v' Pcommitted my life to her sister.3 w& k: B5 e" u; ]
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* D* _8 U5 S' VWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
) } y( y7 J% J+ t/ L; {4 isaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild0 G( X( y) R" n- z! d; Z$ {) X
fling, just come up and get me."
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the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline0 Z9 M3 t/ b& W0 X" S9 H
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
0 `7 c/ _' `8 S2 x! [. U- C2 _$ mmy car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
" x3 Q8 S9 s: x) ?) r' Vsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
/ {; Q/ l+ l4 V$ {6 R3 U8 L; Bask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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