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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I, k: t& Q0 q# q6 o! }8 \
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
; U( S) S5 S$ O! f4 gonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
5 M A0 g6 H7 D1 e& utight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down. K, P2 A9 ~4 b, F' o
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
5 F. S3 m% S1 o- a& r9 Fdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.4 y- E; _# z6 k4 r8 p& E& V
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't- e; G3 X0 g; E. d: M
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
, [' U) R) B; s% R( t7 `/ e! Mcommitted my life to her sister.
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. l5 o( n- r1 J4 I$ FWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She. U6 F$ l3 }5 A/ b" R
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
: w9 O5 z2 w9 v# Wthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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0 K4 i* I8 k6 I z$ q7 ~With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and1 o- i/ A' D4 D4 _3 p8 c
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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