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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I8 w T& X& z% n4 C
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was0 [2 l! z; N5 m9 w; u
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.- D/ n/ s4 |& p! l9 c* W. P
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
8 S/ x+ T. @9 `& Htight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down4 E' ^$ P, [' m+ H* i8 b# j) ~8 m
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
2 ~4 M6 I! X* B7 \deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.7 Z) q$ R6 s; z7 ?
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't; l: M3 J1 e3 Y: e+ P! x* A
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
$ y- E9 f& l. @* d2 qcommitted my life to her sister.
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1 N) B" G1 B% r' j) pWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
1 M5 O, a( \" O6 y9 V8 ethe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
3 j: q: P8 q0 [( f2 U/ J; Gstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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$ `4 F- a: X% [7 B/ \To my surprise, my entire future family was standing i. S! M$ W" h: [! R; ~) ~9 T. S
outside, all clapping!. ^' {3 N; _5 K3 F: t
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( `, s$ e: i& U; g/ hWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
$ _) P. B0 J5 L( t8 e0 Esaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't" @6 W" S; s7 |* ~. F* x
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your( C. Q9 t. _4 C0 v# T" ^
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