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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I7 R; g, U, w/ W0 N7 e) O5 u
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
* e' f/ v( B) F$ Uonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.2 m F+ t( a- R
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) I2 S3 W% G3 R. G FMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
1 |4 Z. r3 J+ `! O! Z" D+ U3 c& itight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down* x3 s& p2 o# Z [. s) H5 H
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
4 ?5 A5 ?) e& S. t% zdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.8 G" d. G- v b9 r
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% B3 b2 }4 j" Y# FOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come! o. @9 g( I! @4 y3 @5 r# a
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
% r7 i+ f3 H+ Y+ d2 ` m* I7 }whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
% X+ P, k, a/ d- r6 l A" Bovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
/ g2 A( x7 N, ^9 B% W7 {6 Acommitted my life to her sister.$ \5 f6 p& h9 h/ S6 O
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$ `4 Y, N0 e X$ cWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
( z0 s0 P! G& f7 K0 Dsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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i0 }! y' P+ g* oI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up9 t5 H2 b" S* n+ t( p# W7 a
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline1 X0 M: g: }* B/ n/ {& U6 }
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards/ U/ V- w+ s N% c3 K# \6 F7 N1 Y
my car.
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9 h* n' T$ t( M+ MTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing6 `8 p8 X z1 S! r
outside, all clapping!; J! `. k0 n0 P" t$ @0 I
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
" I) I- |4 s' S3 o6 U" bsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't0 X. P, i# x2 }( ~
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."; u& [. |1 L/ p! A7 E
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& `5 O3 I5 ], l) A1 D+ H; QAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your4 v6 W+ N: J" S% ]& |
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