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had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was% P0 _- k" m2 d, u/ |4 `
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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Q' i% `/ C: r6 mMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
2 q1 f; `- N8 P. l! Mtight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down, ~2 i+ z6 A# }4 I9 F0 `( j6 F! ]
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
p1 k4 R* M. N7 Z+ B# sdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come* O# H6 Z3 e' I& X: @7 E9 }
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
' v) \ y; W, n; H+ D" lwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't: }# K1 @9 J* j/ k. g, Y
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
9 \+ R4 j$ V: H8 X# \/ ucommitted my life to her sister.
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- G% W9 ?% \! ], U2 R- z: s7 H2 pWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
! m6 @, I j/ t; q: vsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild- b3 _# q) } f# u6 R7 L" _8 _
fling, just come up and get me."
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8 ~4 ^! W7 e) W4 l& ?. |I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up+ i1 }0 [* Q" X1 {0 A( Z' t; b. G( o
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline1 j. l, V: w$ C, z* G& c' R, G" A
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards% a( c5 x& ?1 E% Z3 i2 [
my car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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3 D+ x, B( I0 M2 ?With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
: ^8 ]2 K Y+ G& V9 z8 lsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't5 @ \ G( X* c) w1 _
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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- y: o% e: U7 r% j( {" rAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your$ A6 K) J9 s! |0 H" r1 y$ g: E) B
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