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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I+ v6 c$ p2 B( s- t3 h' s
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
9 _" f5 \1 Z' w3 Sonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.4 d9 A( @( B, w+ Q" M* G
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
) a; }; M1 x0 t: btight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down9 q: ~1 f! H& b* J8 w
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be Q* q$ X) |9 \4 [) t
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else." E* x( ]! A* x4 J
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3 D! r4 u6 M( L VOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come$ Q- b6 @5 ~# S2 g! ^
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
7 [* Z, r" q; E$ k/ N F3 K8 zwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
& q1 O9 n4 I) D. u0 X+ covercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
5 Z7 M- |+ D, N O8 U) \- j ocommitted my life to her sister.
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3 u" O7 o1 m8 \1 Q7 B- o; nWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She0 G4 t. Z2 ^# |
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild: q0 K& C% {: c# ?
fling, just come up and get me."
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9 T* s( p" B5 MI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up( p$ V2 _0 P% e2 h
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline: L, H5 g) i; a! c/ O
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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; l P: ?$ l, H* w% k0 S8 XTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing( f# ?" [ b- }6 K p9 i
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, |* C, U1 d& bWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
! G6 y( b/ u& S; Ssaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't4 N1 }% ]. n1 ?5 k' `( {
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."7 d9 P* }: p9 g* |! W4 R
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2 b0 l7 [$ l7 I; \And the moral of this story is: Always keep your1 F2 M2 l( @' ]( d9 {% U: Y
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