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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very0 e5 G; _/ ]) u: l
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down' K( y- @* \" E9 Z! Z
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
! H1 c0 p7 k# y) v4 ^, ldeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
& n, r0 S5 A" g% x0 F' P& |over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
6 P& Y# Q! r* awhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't' a* T, c& c' z7 [4 G; Y. T/ T$ C4 |
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
( y: ? f+ z" J/ ^ vcommitted my life to her sister.
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( C6 z9 L. M8 @1 d2 rWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
: k2 s3 E$ r# h( {said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
8 @! A* ]2 v' K9 l8 w# k* }% \fling, just come up and get me."
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& d! j7 H5 c/ i1 V3 I; XI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
9 d8 q! c( _ N. i4 X+ `the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline: e1 S& a! ]$ E$ b- }. I. g0 G
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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4 N4 ]# q6 u+ w) u/ ~: MTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing2 s' v2 k, q1 Y0 \ Q( m
outside, all clapping!5 w3 \3 V& P/ g2 M# W) B
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
. N9 X) E# A. rsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
% ]9 \( U+ n7 h Pask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your! E* Z8 C0 b" R3 b! c r( L
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