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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I* E; m$ H, T/ P. N/ e
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was: `- m5 K5 l9 q; D/ {
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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' Z3 T4 J% m7 v \My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
9 {" X6 O% |/ Dtight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down( A/ ~9 T/ `: c* G' `* g
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be* w" P0 j I; c0 m% b% e
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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( A" p3 n y1 D9 v8 {% |One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come2 I! e! k& D7 @2 h0 I
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
7 i8 H5 L9 B+ O3 {2 u2 uwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't; O6 ?3 E! s) y K
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and! M6 |+ e2 x% X6 f$ S% a
committed my life to her sister., `3 g8 h% q2 A o; b% L
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
" K; H% B# {! Wsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild9 E, {$ [7 V4 e9 {+ G* T1 N; b/ [
fling, just come up and get me."
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
( }- _ P$ c2 \) O( Lthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
1 k, z" `6 O) P6 Q5 k6 l! Tstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards& e; ~4 h& Q q/ {) k
my car.
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# I; g( F3 K6 n x3 t8 M9 dTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and) ~. e1 `& n/ T7 j4 s1 ~, s
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
. @, p, h1 u, I" n8 p6 m6 J& @3 fask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your& [: S# n( i4 w- t, }; i
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