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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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3 I; h8 d6 i# o5 DMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
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deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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& b! C% n$ @- H4 b4 A7 uOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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3 [5 Y8 W. Y* n6 m9 `* P5 nwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
4 l7 k) y% q: B% Q, ^: d4 Jovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
! D I* ~9 I9 V9 `8 Y4 K$ }/ @committed my life to her sister.
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3 M3 u6 I# H/ E+ IWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She* N a$ a' C' t+ _! @
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline1 Y1 P" }, Z; F
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards7 q- k6 ~& R& l/ R: A9 g' ~! g
my car.
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* z+ p# Q9 c! A) f6 b" E9 ^! GTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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! N9 f3 i4 H9 I ^With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and5 U- Y# W2 N6 A" I
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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