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" @- n8 H- W4 HI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I5 k4 [0 |) L; r' d) W
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was: s, r& Q; m# i' }- u. r
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister., D) Q& |* K3 b$ L4 x# @0 q+ s
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
, M; R8 ?/ a. A, N$ V( y+ V7 i# v0 Utight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down& c" h) E! @5 A$ g; A- I5 q- M. F; ~
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be. n4 o1 J% D- N/ {5 g
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.( \9 N. H. V" ~9 _' A P
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& T" K3 \( Q" a6 p; ~4 ]6 D0 {2 W$ L) rOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come t# E, F1 g" V" n
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
, q1 h) J: P# {: ?; s6 v2 C2 Gwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
. P, [: c; C. o3 |overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She1 z( G3 ?% ?2 y% `+ `# U
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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3 r; K8 N) {5 EI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up# B9 Q I. |( ~
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline0 I6 Y0 W" O5 ^, ^3 A
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards' G6 k+ S) M. E+ ^" N
my car.
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5 T$ |8 J4 c$ E( xTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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+ Y' W- I# D! H6 ` R8 S: k* H$ QWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and0 u2 f/ W0 t5 ~, l( D! l% u% u
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
' f, u0 v1 M# d0 o: U& a2 O8 O! fask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.". M6 B( a/ T5 Q! R$ T
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