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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.+ Y: }* @3 f+ F: f: l* y
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( `7 c, I6 R8 @1 q7 uMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
! ^8 L3 _3 h4 d! k! D$ }+ rtight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down9 b [" y% c, }7 a: N; ?) K
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
7 Q! p3 f% H, O: {- I6 i# z. z3 bdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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B# C; @4 G3 u# eOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come; n: A) L- x c6 l" T" O
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she& k. o+ J1 z0 [4 w9 F
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't+ n! P) N- I: m( I
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and, ]# F* o2 D' V& T( q
committed my life to her sister.4 r# s L, D% w& _* @
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5 G+ [# h% y; ^ }) }Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She8 f! H3 ^# }1 c7 M
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild) S2 B4 }2 J# m) F
fling, just come up and get me."
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the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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my car.
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8 I/ s# B5 J- ~& ~To my surprise, my entire future family was standing! g0 V% ]5 Q2 q$ K
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& s7 |8 B- u/ I) N: r; TWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and, S) l) @# Z) p @7 G3 `
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't& t6 o6 |- G! j9 O6 J8 p" O4 Q
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."/ q _) p g' A) F! T4 }* [9 ?9 H
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0 P5 h8 Q9 W8 O* QAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your" N. `+ ]3 U* c& f* R. U
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