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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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+ N4 D" G4 h' S7 e- C: E+ GMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very% w7 m/ t, O5 F
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down; l; C/ e. g, z; ~* d- _
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be n+ _1 w! s: c) w4 I
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't6 ?) k1 {: E$ W. F# H6 ]
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
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: I8 d* ~, I) p1 ~! q" T) O) DWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She% p* n) X, S9 L- R8 R, v. D" Q
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild" H/ M$ M; N- B0 s/ f- }* s
fling, just come up and get me."
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' k' T5 Q5 R/ F6 UI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up# v( z% L( e1 I' ]( {8 E
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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my car.7 U6 a7 E: P/ z# b7 g5 m
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and9 y4 s$ ]+ E+ }7 j$ @# i, K
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
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( x1 O% H$ z" z, [; C8 DAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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