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, S: |! x: d m% v; oI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I' y% _- Y& O E+ T
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was8 o9 i: K, @, ^* N$ T
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.+ Y; M: N; r! Q) F2 u
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very& D+ J7 I) R1 C$ F; C& s) F
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
0 v: T( x, r6 D. z! wwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be7 j' X7 T9 i2 ^5 h
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.2 U& x5 V+ Z0 j* w
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$ J0 R9 Z: q3 |" }; ZOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come, ?% C# u' i1 {
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
: q- f0 f: l% {! z0 }0 pwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't: t6 L: K2 l3 f" z+ f& V
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
9 F$ q& K) J* ?committed my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She4 b4 h9 \- r- Y `3 N4 ^0 D7 K2 i
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
$ O) d5 G- k& F; Ifling, just come up and get me."
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$ d: t4 W, c' d9 m0 lI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up$ F- T3 V% x6 `* }. T C) a
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
8 d) l+ U/ v0 P* U( C% ustraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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( ~& e3 ]9 R& e! D" OTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and2 A- S9 v! G. B: B6 n
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't2 ?5 j V% g( n0 T9 k; X' s
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."' q9 l Y5 V" G( T
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5 o+ g" u2 E+ ^$ \And the moral of this story is: Always keep your3 w( n6 |: L* O* R$ z, U
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