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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I4 b$ ]8 m' n: l+ C* l
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was$ f3 q( S3 G% q" Z
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
& z( a* B. i3 l$ @+ s' F: Ktight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down1 {0 U H& ], }8 m' J
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be/ |% A; J6 _0 `" `/ {1 `2 `: |8 N/ j
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.# n' R* R1 t2 O5 ?3 Q
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+ g7 F: j% |2 O! Q' mOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
4 s* P8 T4 y3 w1 p- O6 rovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
/ A, ^ p8 B7 Q2 }committed my life to her sister.! k, h' T1 H {3 ~
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She; S# ]) @+ ?+ @5 F
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild1 y7 F: G. p# h
fling, just come up and get me."
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' w6 E c7 K1 E& FI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
2 v! g- D- _" J8 T- V Y( G1 l9 B9 nthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline. L l" [, {, x8 C! e2 |" k
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards L. n s( r% M# q, w7 e/ I
my car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and* [9 j4 w# m0 y! n4 ?
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
" o; j/ f B8 e* X, u5 gask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your4 d3 C% |5 n5 @$ `! B
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