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; n6 e1 d) c2 J; Y! B; z+ [2 V& f2 SI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
* e6 h' K7 n2 K( n7 Dhad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
7 K$ D, a% P# p$ Y! L' w. conly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.3 o S8 b2 u: F
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
, W1 \9 `( w2 Qtight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down6 o$ n5 F' t( K# a$ x& s
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
* i: h- f$ U0 S, }. ^ K, L, Gdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.& j7 q" k4 L# D" _3 K, @# x, O: R
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come5 I' j e0 V9 l% a2 i, D
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she4 L7 m+ r! a1 U h
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't; j% B+ l1 t8 i( X* ]# O" E+ E
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
% N% v, v ~2 e/ R$ T; Fcommitted my life to her sister.
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3 N _7 U. c) E2 b/ kWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
% B" |6 E4 Z' a$ _3 n rsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild! {# T! i! c& I$ l
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, O8 f: L/ e/ {* S6 q" ]I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up: L) Y: w' e' O/ K
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
) y! k+ i& J1 ^3 `; R0 ?7 Qstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
0 C( ?; t" \" P4 ^* w% |my car.
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( M; N& x. c* l1 H+ ]* VTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and; n8 g& K! f0 h5 c% B. f
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
- X, i: P f/ A( {ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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