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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I6 {/ Y4 g6 M! f- ]3 _" d. s
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
/ X& ?& ^3 i4 Sonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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7 {' i% r p( V) LMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
/ n2 V, s* ?% k, S! e( utight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down K( x' z& m. i+ M; ^4 N, e
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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( S( I! ^- X/ {& J& ^( Govercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
" \) g: |, h: G3 m6 pcommitted my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She$ T( a( k, J; `& E: _/ c' {
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild6 h4 C3 ?- N U0 V {! }) M3 a& O% U/ T
fling, just come up and get me."- y9 A$ B/ ^ j w- l5 @
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up2 D/ E) ?. q+ O S
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline6 @7 j8 Z% Q2 x8 h" ?
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing! N ]7 Q5 m" ]3 m- Y
outside, all clapping!
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and5 l8 P* `0 w: ]4 G8 y
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't8 a% I$ P( `4 A' d3 @$ x$ O
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."' Z3 k+ J7 \' Z2 y" a7 k% a2 i
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