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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I! t. B6 l# d8 E
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
. c; G' y6 {# P4 K0 V7 P M$ T" q. lonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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) F- z8 H( R; V/ G+ g. s, F6 fMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very& A* O8 w1 a* G$ j
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down3 y+ h$ D! r y
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be/ G: B6 y9 S6 d7 H! S2 y# x
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.8 z5 t8 s) d" t. u% H' n# P+ b
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" X8 {+ s) @8 {' f) H g+ gOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
8 i+ G# T- d8 g9 O2 f8 zsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
1 \) A" I+ O5 a9 M: b. t9 ffling, just come up and get me."
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+ {$ \- @2 s2 |3 ]I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up0 L: t2 F- u$ h
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline7 \) f; j- `8 e1 P- D' D' i
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards2 J: S( i% _/ N# G
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing5 |+ P. w; R5 @' G7 E; [4 s2 |4 f$ g
outside, all clapping!
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
! U+ ]2 l& v$ N8 H2 k$ b* ?) m+ Esaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
i2 d! P3 Y6 z) h3 J- n; }ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."6 G, o+ A. V) s9 h* i
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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