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# n$ h: g0 |2 D- q5 k# HI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
U. I4 V4 E" T% k/ L4 g: C7 ~had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
. S* T" @) ^: b* Q$ Q) O6 V! c8 sonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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5 O6 y3 o! C! X) Y- E4 [" aMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
. T" Y7 k5 @: X. U3 D( Ntight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
& V- {1 ]0 Y* g' S0 j2 S# |when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
% {/ W }$ ~, K$ ?# l2 c$ Qdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.) \; X/ J/ z& j; E4 {
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1 ^) v- k" F* H0 m6 O- R2 f/ B0 I) DOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come- [- t5 I0 I/ ^) O9 d. U
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
! {8 Q+ h4 n4 Q8 lwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't" f+ J3 [ c7 j1 M4 d" e" H) w
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and+ z. I/ M: x& S
committed my life to her sister.
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/ z: T% W& X; n3 a" ]2 q) AWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She" f8 u) @8 H0 M9 `( Q" N/ f0 f
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild" ], |, _9 g3 G0 d" I7 m1 j
fling, just come up and get me."
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7 u" ^( r* H4 c% wI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
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straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards7 P' S8 n$ H. S3 y5 }' q) |
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: ^( J# S, _# l( O7 Z% ^+ |To my surprise, my entire future family was standing% L V4 w1 T* {
outside, all clapping!
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* ]- |& L3 m5 hWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
0 i- `( N$ B, ]- _+ f# Jsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't y. [0 W/ b% o8 o' s! ? w
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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2 |! y2 ]- {' H4 j" YAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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