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1 y1 M7 I* k+ `' JI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I4 O: s; p" m, ?+ Z% _3 g
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was& p$ j: u- M+ ~; n( U* L+ ^
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.* X1 K( R# R/ r6 O
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very. ?; P) b8 Z0 V' l2 D! _" x
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
1 Q8 i4 M; O- O7 y# ?0 {when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
/ X2 r1 [- B2 r+ b; I- jdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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2 R' r6 P; z' B. I# V/ w9 LOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come) y5 y# @) k: u5 ^! z
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
8 @$ g- y6 H* U0 ^3 F% I5 Swhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
; G1 _7 g9 G. Qovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and1 B+ q6 L8 q# ?3 f1 o& j
committed my life to her sister.
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: z2 j& B( z, v1 h; G6 rWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
; S1 \# G0 A! B+ E& T- d& i( lsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild/ l6 u: L* e- @+ @9 D
fling, just come up and get me."; ?3 ?" U& r7 X+ x- G8 I! j' D
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* M4 O# m$ k' g7 g: YI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
4 ^& {' s* g2 r! X( |" z+ tthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
4 R4 R5 v5 w5 r; V4 ~straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards# q. d. Q, f* ^) n3 S7 C+ R
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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1 g8 S4 D! C4 n0 Z' j* TWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
# a: A% y- s; @- \% T2 d4 k% C- usaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't+ {9 i7 t: {! V* Z: P2 k
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."4 `% J, f4 v& }8 }7 T! k' b3 w9 L
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4 I5 w3 H: J2 H' kAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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