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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I" S) ?0 c( _: l" _
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
9 Y: _( F7 j3 K% ]9 vonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.; `1 a, }7 R, i# A5 o. l
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7 ?. G; q$ o R" R$ P' C6 [% vMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very' F& f+ D0 m- N% d5 ]4 B$ e
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
7 r2 P4 }" }8 Qwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
' L2 T" p- O. h, q* @deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.4 }0 b, I2 ]" t: j
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come5 {% T4 F& h& y* r# c( L
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
4 I, u- r% q% x; }5 f- vwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
" R( `' B1 \' s2 Aovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
4 `; w+ @( m3 A, r7 f6 O2 xcommitted my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She; l" j7 H6 v' B0 H
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild W$ h6 |6 H: s& @1 M* l9 f R x
fling, just come up and get me."( W$ B' P0 {2 W+ ^$ Z3 |6 B
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) S( J4 U$ b/ B# ]( e7 pI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up9 q6 F; ^% l* t, b9 |( }
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
+ D- B9 ?+ h H. m: Hstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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5 f6 ~" U" z, F0 w) _; STo my surprise, my entire future family was standing+ Z) q1 X4 x# T: }5 \4 y
outside, all clapping!$ q: A7 c% q J5 e
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and9 g. m0 t) A( R* n! X9 z( Y
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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