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7 d3 x$ I0 i2 Y, Q5 r' BI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
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when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be) K- U9 s: y% E( q- @4 t
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come6 i' W( o l1 E U
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
5 V+ O3 v5 B( O" o9 ^" hwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't# L# t* L+ m/ w5 o. Q
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
( t; j7 e5 Y# Y, k, F. V; Acommitted my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
! m8 j" e" C; C$ osaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild$ h5 D' ]" r! R, ~) j1 P$ D9 _
fling, just come up and get me."0 O% z, P: a# I- ]
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up0 \% }# |3 `- B% G
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline* A& B% Q4 l; U, a2 m, k+ T: Y0 m
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards# Y1 m; _( w. }. K2 B6 D
my car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing6 T* ], P( P! B; p7 S- {3 c% ~7 X0 s
outside, all clapping!' M' o" d6 P7 e( R8 z
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
# T) R7 n7 \0 q5 J- q3 w ?7 v! l" `said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
/ r- j, Y8 `1 E& \! D' Sask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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