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6 i- A1 V5 p. M: i1 [9 jI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
5 i% b" [* r6 U) ^' Zhad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was# W7 l! q7 R$ `9 c; r5 H8 Z
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very, @0 h! Z! S7 f
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
2 {! H% ~# }: R1 C7 _: rwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
$ r: p9 Q2 A$ k6 S! k! Odeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.. o7 B" C" u* k, A; ?+ @
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come# y: A- I1 _& x2 r+ B7 T. g! a
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she5 ~7 r7 u4 E1 `5 }( |, n+ _
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't @. [1 ~, v, J* ?) a: ]7 _- {2 S
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and' s& r5 V7 @7 [
committed my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
- A: o7 f6 i- i0 t/ G2 k4 h7 Nsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
9 a2 X9 ?9 F5 v1 e0 ?fling, just come up and get me."
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
& u5 v' t; |% k" }! R/ h3 o) Xthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
$ d- B/ t: S. }) b G, Ystraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards. l6 s7 l( f w% W
my car.
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( v" |# p* P+ |% ]5 Q6 NTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing8 t' ]& w/ g, v" ?4 W$ h2 M1 W
outside, all clapping!
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! a, w" _/ e0 {With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
! o' ~7 o0 E; z: gsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't6 O% B8 w2 M. ~: N
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."$ j) ?5 b) `# R
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' D3 z( U# E+ z, M) GAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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