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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
: T9 x; a1 B- r0 j, Qhad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was+ K/ u9 V' j9 c( J
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very6 V6 J" o) w/ k! F$ Z5 c3 k
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down7 S. C+ T0 P* B5 l3 [
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be6 d, e P* w- N/ ~: h9 V
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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, S: f L1 l N6 p0 m `: WOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come+ O* L/ q- O6 R6 X
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
+ h! t1 P0 t/ x, C: Hwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
/ G" h9 u& G+ D9 o/ Hovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
) `2 V- a% G& u* U2 e5 D5 Bcommitted my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
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fling, just come up and get me."4 ` J$ |4 A5 @3 J& J3 n+ V) S% f
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$ A6 I1 S, [0 T- {/ v2 II was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up# x! `0 W: ^- n" }6 u
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline4 v5 q. ?. }) K4 r
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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$ Z1 O' ^, V" n- I M7 nTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
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ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."! X8 s) X; N* _" f/ L: D
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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