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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
* S0 {. G7 }7 Y. s$ x3 phad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
; h( D9 N2 s! q, j0 T9 G, ^only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.6 \( S# Q5 `" ^3 S7 L/ h! }( p9 H
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. U2 U8 U7 f j/ I; d5 @My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
R9 J+ w5 M& {$ g- p ?" m: Btight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down- n$ ^# `; e: Z: T% ~3 Y2 g }8 u+ Y
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
' b: B4 w4 y# b* zdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.4 w9 a6 w. ~" B) ~& y2 A
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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z& C& I [* j0 b* e! ^( @/ `, Ewhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
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committed my life to her sister.* k7 r' ]7 j8 L! O
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1 G) X0 Z' ?2 m+ x2 a8 V9 x% QWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
$ s& i7 i1 U, ?) ssaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up- u) v+ j0 F3 d. L# @2 q2 O1 m
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline4 m! ^% p2 W1 R9 F4 W/ h
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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1 ?5 R& R# k0 a0 n: H9 j2 TTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing1 N: U- }. n$ U
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
3 F! a: R2 ^, C7 _4 u2 O; hsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't; E3 a7 ^( u3 G! f2 ~# D
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your; N$ g' k8 Z+ y! U5 M% X
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