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+ H0 N) l% ^6 c# ~I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
( {" ~" ]- ]1 k& _8 J9 W/ I! mhad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was+ [- j2 J) {: c! U" M* m# P& w/ c
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very8 Q+ y$ d: c5 D/ e+ Q
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
2 q5 L/ \, ^% j5 P8 P9 h$ Fwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be7 ?7 u) I. |: b- _# ?
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.' T2 u. f( T6 L: U9 I! F4 R% j/ e
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
, Q# B! l0 T( q$ o. |6 _) Jover to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
# z, X7 {3 g2 dwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
+ W% n8 x% p) K6 O. Iovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
* D9 v; _/ Y. l' Dcommitted my life to her sister./ n0 p; d+ n( k8 n+ X( U
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O6 _1 T. G5 W4 CWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She# c- d; R) S2 N" x$ L$ P" C( T: R
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild% Z1 ?1 z% N, R2 n
fling, just come up and get me."
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up9 ]( }7 q( w4 ?/ v3 U) j/ W0 y0 g" c
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline3 }4 p8 o& A0 U( ~3 q) s* s/ D
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
' p6 G, Y8 u- C. W; M9 nmy car.
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4 T1 t/ h( J5 _6 yTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing; u7 n1 A {5 G' R
outside, all clapping!
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
) i! h7 H; u2 asaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
( m5 q) n7 ~, ?( n, `& j7 rask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."* Z4 `5 A( x$ d- m2 `6 z0 A
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3 o" s+ t$ x& g% F' BAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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