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2 {- j) t4 o9 E7 A# dI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
$ `2 \' |5 k1 Q! g' Whad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was: r& ]& L( n, O6 {
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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F/ L2 g; K1 vMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very: Y5 E8 U3 v( X; J/ ~+ T5 E2 o2 G# k' z
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down2 q6 [7 d3 l" p, b3 {; d1 l) m1 H6 i
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
' [) J( B6 n3 ~6 Vdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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8 U1 j' _ t% V! s1 d, G9 kOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come- ~5 T4 S5 T a6 b
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
, Y# B7 P8 H+ o( _) {. o' gwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
6 Z+ K# ~3 {" `6 @overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and5 U* A4 W# ?4 i5 h" J, _
committed my life to her sister.
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$ b4 n; _) R1 g/ o- ~/ d4 KWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
2 [" k2 W9 T% L( tsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
* V! w/ n& k) h9 z- g. }' afling, just come up and get me."
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% j5 g+ N( r: L- @- NI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up" [4 V* d/ j7 c, w
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
4 Q. U- p* L0 N5 b/ {3 @0 istraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards' T7 R7 B! I8 b) l$ n8 A
my car.
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5 _8 R% N$ y* D8 z/ iTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing0 _. f) o* `: y5 ?- V+ z5 x
outside, all clapping!" N, @7 g0 Q! H( i+ |9 t
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and3 d; P4 R z( }; O& _
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't) {% w; a4 o: f( O
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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