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) X% V+ j& f/ j, w9 jI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I$ ~. J: C* }: E8 }3 f b
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was1 H; H6 O( F* g" E
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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% j$ a- b& F0 \) z9 a" P* h4 tMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very1 H, Z3 D( i5 n9 ?0 x, @; A, `
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.5 g+ N# I9 i4 J }' \+ e4 G
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come" f. H: N: T7 c. C' Q
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she0 z4 a3 t8 l2 u- S
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't& ]+ G: H. K& @
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
% e# e% ^' t8 d3 A$ Zcommitted my life to her sister.$ R" d+ ^ A1 x& t
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! g8 t( q3 c* w/ O; G! T* [- SWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She+ K% N/ `% e2 n* O3 m) s
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
' R& T! r4 c8 ~+ `fling, just come up and get me."2 f) M: {4 a: c% s
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
: C7 h' P# j$ I3 O+ k. Xthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
1 n1 \# n$ ]" S* Hstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
7 f8 z) K1 F. ~: o6 m" v( zmy car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing/ @( n0 _, z9 W) ]
outside, all clapping!% a9 M: C/ Z# D) O
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/ t" h1 N8 w" v( OWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and h/ g/ V( ~2 }) A8 [ c9 K
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't2 t' ^- m% _& U: {- K
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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! |1 o* W! `" S/ NAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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