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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I" Q/ c% D: X0 B6 i* J3 B
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
& b. h. S" H( f1 [5 I3 A2 {$ p/ _only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.% X: T/ J# }) Q# H+ N
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very7 X8 M0 r, {) E+ H e
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down \% i' I6 @* V: _# x6 i" ~
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
/ u+ Z1 ?9 D4 ^deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't) `0 b }- U& S" C
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
0 G1 C+ t: b" ~, vcommitted my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She7 T+ X% j0 U0 O [4 K, x
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
; }7 V' ?. e9 w$ ?fling, just come up and get me.". k0 W( }- k- ^- K7 R# ?
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
$ o3 D7 T4 }5 C3 Xthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
! a' S4 b0 J: x; X0 Z/ istraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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! [. g2 y0 |/ j/ @. LTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and8 k2 o p: v5 i, u
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
, t& f. j0 Y) a& H) Z" aask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.") I0 Q! o5 [4 P' h4 U2 C
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your/ y T# c1 r+ h9 x! C; v* H" W
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