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9 [# e: U6 v. e4 W. n6 r. VI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I9 N* Q* o* q' r- T' a+ K, p& V
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was4 z- y! j2 M6 v* D
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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) J* m; [8 e \$ sMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
" S3 Z0 U2 k% g/ _- @# j3 ptight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
5 _' p9 i& x+ G) |' gwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be2 C% u8 k0 U( C+ b @ O4 S
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.0 Y) H( |2 Z: z1 y5 V
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come: f4 ?. W; ~5 D# ^7 D
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she% [! ?7 s9 b3 O! D
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
- D F: m+ f0 \5 W8 Tovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
1 e; N( j9 o0 `committed my life to her sister.
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2 q& s2 w. j) CWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She$ k2 S% V! R0 B( e
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild/ l' i! K4 x& }/ k
fling, just come up and get me."7 R. Q: }$ O0 z
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9 r- R3 D8 ], r9 D& k9 PI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
" s: @6 Q. r/ J1 Z" i0 r6 c6 othe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline+ M, i8 E1 \- i: u. S' u9 p
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
# B' r3 @% ?( g& y7 D. @said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
) ]' g9 T" ~ b6 T5 B9 r( Task for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your2 p% U9 x- Y" y# C& D0 a
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