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5 n" l: V5 Y' c& {4 X$ A# g X8 `I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I- k6 X' S. `1 u7 B
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was8 i- H, [" }8 P. V! ~
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.0 {) o P- \9 W
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. z! d, K h+ ]. b% V7 |6 i4 ? I0 tMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
9 t- H1 n$ I& V q1 T8 e+ Z6 ftight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down# T8 E0 @6 a; C- {: Z
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
$ j& D8 B2 U e- i6 Qdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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' c6 g( u0 @) {7 J+ ? d' cOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come! v, x! ^9 {5 G6 b
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
* o6 y* C) x( a& [$ o9 Pwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
7 w8 d5 { u+ ]- H9 f+ iovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and5 U& g, e: U C% u6 d; E9 s
committed my life to her sister." t: M! l0 T$ z( O
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
! z$ d& g. y D3 R" Bsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
8 K1 d7 s9 j" _5 T" r Ffling, just come up and get me."
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up9 b. `* v: S7 j f! o9 d& ^* P) B8 m
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
0 s8 V* c7 u1 L8 ] U, a2 Kstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards3 J7 H$ E4 d5 |: |( v
my car.
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. V" ]" s- `! S( ATo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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5 |% I* l* P' k/ sWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and2 m$ \8 P* y: w6 [
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't% l1 W/ X0 _# E3 P* [% b4 E
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your( E! H N3 L6 y& X
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