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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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8 v; r8 v, o4 E- IMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very8 K/ G3 [8 Q h) w8 T2 z( L0 d
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down# R+ d# }) h' ^# u/ ~) I
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be6 D+ C/ T' N2 A5 t0 N
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.0 W0 Q! b, O$ z( b
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4 K; t! }# R+ q. G& O+ x* TOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't* K2 I; A" R) B" J" d
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
~% D( p; g) O* ^2 C$ M* `/ hcommitted my life to her sister.. D2 V% U1 h7 f a/ o9 }. |& {
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
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fling, just come up and get me."
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
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straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards7 G' U' w) _9 V3 f, r
my car.3 d: v k5 e2 F! w7 { m& _. w
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and5 D6 P0 | b1 {) |" p
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't7 v7 E% |6 H# f2 F
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."5 [* G% y; J. g5 L2 w5 e
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' @8 F: R; r1 s9 ^1 PAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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