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' Z/ L. X2 k% P+ i* A' RI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
5 J K1 t* Q# a' Ihad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
; N0 m% a7 D0 a, ^- n; H: A3 y# p0 @only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.2 {$ b1 B: b; l& t) O6 _
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very2 o v) h3 v. k6 ~& B
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down: j$ \! I& g* |# S% v: T
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
. ?( e+ p3 ]9 l9 S U( {0 edeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.+ D: W0 z+ _0 D' V$ V ~
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come9 s! k: y/ L* i& \2 A& q. ?
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
4 A( N4 `/ E; xwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't; n5 c" P" Z8 D! g& S
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
$ n7 {7 |, }! X9 f# f7 F7 h5 @committed my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
9 e4 z- c; X: n, S$ Y9 [2 Osaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
7 h( ~; S, k* o1 A& mfling, just come up and get me."' S8 k0 f! A9 Q0 v7 R/ w/ t9 g) }
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0 W/ C* }! u" u: O6 cI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up' t# y% ]* [% H6 [" u
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline9 v$ Z; N; p: p/ L
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
% H2 o1 J9 H/ K9 ^my car.
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" x' }$ S, ]$ d; b+ v2 @( hTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing q0 `; I5 H3 ]3 X3 z9 @9 ~
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
4 A* d/ D- r# \! U* ~8 w2 X8 l. N, bsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
2 o0 z4 L) ^4 m# N0 n8 ?2 {" task for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."' S& q9 P% Y( Q7 T. V* [
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your" Q: d6 r& g% C. W% G
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