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8 {) J8 q/ C0 s! r3 z: M8 A N, ]I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I* W; |7 I! P* j! v J b: A
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
0 p U0 N5 J( Y8 x" Yonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
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when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
# z; w2 ^/ i) \8 Z' k8 G" edeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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) s0 t7 h/ c5 S+ w# _2 H7 mOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come8 h) d' ?8 v3 K) Z3 k0 M, c- G, X
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
9 \' ?- v* w# ^: D! r) twhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
# I, \) u' \. xovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
' P) b+ F: q/ Y2 dcommitted my life to her sister.! j" d7 L3 a4 ~9 A; B+ o
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! A# d) F! i! Y8 d! YWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She* w, P: _5 h9 `
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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& m/ v0 m8 ]( v# N: WI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
3 s9 Z1 N8 }8 S k* t% e; y* Othe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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my car.
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1 x3 l1 N2 @- b5 D9 R6 lTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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. j- `- R0 M/ g% yWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and, I* V% v8 W; |$ ~/ z
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't% X/ E m: l" k3 b4 v
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."3 `$ H* ^" F# }6 E3 E+ E+ U
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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