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- Y: ^0 M: s/ t' b/ `% Z8 ]- rI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
) h2 Q1 x. f! Qhad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
a S) E! R8 }2 }, b; n% a0 uonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very# ]6 _! m, ]8 p9 r
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down/ e8 z% d% g( j5 Q) J5 i, l+ g. B
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
+ t L" J: f7 j' Zdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.% x+ W8 o! g u& n' @
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't1 n9 [) [; w9 R5 d1 S0 j: R
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and1 G1 _9 m4 J8 T
committed my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
) I. P# c& n( M: _said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
x; k- a) n# F8 Efling, just come up and get me."* ?! k6 q2 A0 C7 Z" U% I0 p/ \ B
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
' R! R) N( {( U. Lthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
& ]* H% [6 ~" e/ E% _- q% jstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing# L& }8 {# K6 \5 A4 U8 M" W
outside, all clapping!
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
8 m9 b2 x2 ^4 F/ ]8 q# N8 {said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
( i: d2 X' j: J8 _: Y3 zask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."( Y- T! M( F$ K; O5 e- l
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