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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I0 y, P: T7 i& C( G
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was: C$ P. r7 P6 ^# A& w }) `$ ~; R
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.- K# ]2 X8 V2 M4 @
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
0 H+ O$ U$ E& S4 Q5 o {5 Otight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
+ Z, N8 X, z! \6 M" _* qwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be3 d6 T- \; ]/ K9 c1 P1 D4 a# ]# V* B
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.( x# L6 K8 ^1 U; |
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5 }. K& Z: h' x7 W) [& I* }One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
7 z# T6 ~: g- X6 O; I+ ^overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and* O2 N4 _' e" X
committed my life to her sister., O" v4 w1 \$ h' g5 E
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4 W0 e# A9 n- l2 t) H, |/ d8 lWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
/ w6 p2 c, }1 v- N* q4 Q" ?said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
! P/ e+ n7 K, O: Tthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
2 \- c+ ?5 A6 o1 ustraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards: ]0 l; z- n% r" O1 ~
my car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing5 C" u) u, b) O$ R/ g5 b
outside, all clapping!7 y/ `$ ?; g3 j+ E' }6 g* a- x
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- I4 V, s7 L: D3 D1 t- }With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
% {$ a: c U* V# D+ ?% g' usaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't- D" H( o9 A! ]! I* D
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."% n T: } l$ h/ g$ {
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