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THE WEDDING TEST

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发表于 2008-3-25 21:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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THE WEDDING TEST. {  Z3 J& Y/ ?0 m$ D6 D6 S! x- k' z
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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.$ V- J- o2 e8 O+ a5 m1 l

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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
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when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be) e* u1 a  t" ?! j, u
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.6 z; |0 e5 g1 q( ^
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come: ]+ d, m1 j' ^: K; Q- F% y! X
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she9 {  `! S0 g  j% d
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't! t( B% i" ]# N4 S3 ^. _# T
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and$ O3 a7 k; X& [& P6 k1 q5 Q
committed my life to her sister.
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" I+ h) V, q8 ~9 m3 e+ j9 S# ^Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
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fling, just come up and get me."
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6 a4 \3 y( P( V. }I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up6 r; u- e4 b6 D% M  T
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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" k! X, |( A+ E6 L: @To my surprise, my entire future family was standing7 _- y$ L  C, h+ L
outside, all clapping!4 K2 U7 x5 T5 {  J" Y$ b; S4 h
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. F$ l7 U2 r  y9 fWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and* F* |# c4 a1 V4 n6 a" c
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't) D- M& Q0 P4 L; N
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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鲜花(12) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-25 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
what he is doing is go back to get the condom!!!!!!!!!Oh,man!!!!!!!
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发表于 2008-3-26 03:21 | 显示全部楼层
o... well...
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发表于 2008-3-27 07:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
  What a nasty man!
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发表于 2008-3-27 13:06 | 显示全部楼层
if he keeps the condom in his car all the time, he's not going to get much action...
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发表于 2008-4-15 10:08 | 显示全部楼层
oh, man. It means most of man is almost like that. that is why many girls can't believe them. haha!!!
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发表于 2008-4-15 10:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Funny. Hahaha.
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发表于 2008-4-15 16:34 | 显示全部楼层
well...
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