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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
1 P$ w% K, E% g: S! ]tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else./ l8 I! ^% ^: n6 h3 L8 `8 t4 M
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come5 u) j3 A% k9 Q" S; {, c# f5 J
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
9 Q: O+ p& P7 @ \/ _. @' k) Awhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
* v/ R" r2 C: X) [$ {6 zovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and6 U) S, M/ d I* g5 p8 e/ M
committed my life to her sister." l# N6 x s) R) p1 [
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6 ]: c5 F/ r* `Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
) y, s4 V/ ]) l2 ]* @1 A$ o5 ]0 \! Lsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild: a! N1 B x) j" m* X
fling, just come up and get me."
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. A# l. s7 Y. E4 g# \I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
& u g" v6 |# Z. L& I% zthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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7 ^0 j; n' H0 Q+ Zmy car.( P8 m$ p6 `$ F$ u3 o9 ^$ Q; F% y
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outside, all clapping!
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and7 t5 N4 Y9 Y" C# f; u. J& f1 _9 F/ s
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't' M9 }- V: \8 f n4 N
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family." }# B0 }) O, A$ m9 B! j! v/ t. ]8 y2 L
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your; @1 S- w3 x& e4 C
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