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/ o- Y; P0 h; HI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I, d9 l- u; E) z" O6 L2 Y* ?8 o0 I; C
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was* k4 V% l. R/ E& D/ l3 j i. K3 b) ?1 _
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister./ m0 m+ x% V0 p8 H
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very2 `$ w" f" J I1 d5 j# M
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down4 Z$ m6 _# @ b8 ^
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be1 b+ t; m, w0 U; V5 o* |' n* p
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.1 g4 t" ]$ Y5 P/ p' o1 b3 ~$ K
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, }6 Q$ `. U% x7 C' p8 p; VOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come1 i! P( m: |" |5 X z9 _3 S* w& |
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she; Y o2 Y+ X1 S$ X) h
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
8 \9 G P6 b3 v5 @( I! Oovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
: v$ R/ i9 I; q: V8 Qcommitted my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She- P( G ?# u% e1 a2 f% Y5 `
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild7 N) T/ ]+ ~3 d' v; C; [% P& ~, S
fling, just come up and get me."& h. S0 ]: z( ?. T1 j; b
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- t7 T7 G; f- M! o" V0 CI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up# x3 f" w5 z; [4 A0 L2 ~" V
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline9 f9 H. f Q/ q% W
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards! Z3 _5 X5 w6 Q" v. h! j; I
my car.) \9 W( h5 ^7 q5 B6 h( j4 {5 [
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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( }* Z, L. q J7 [+ iWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
7 a2 h/ \3 i& B- vsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
, @. Z; D* t6 M. `, I. Nask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."& s. r. c+ E& M' Z
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! I6 v" o1 j: _, k' mAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your1 C% K( j1 C B" @* I+ ~& K! |
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