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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
. x5 q3 I+ a# E$ p" Jhad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was l' ?) P0 z4 |, m: u% y
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.- V e* v7 \$ T9 |" T- `
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9 k" e/ L3 j2 J5 a) nMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
( _% {) B% P3 N8 a# O3 ptight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down, s5 |1 b4 Z) @: P- m% {
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be* h# }% g" F# O2 a
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
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committed my life to her sister.# a3 A" d3 Z2 n, v
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She$ V, K6 C" t+ r- o
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up7 a, j$ R0 N; }9 `1 d% V% Z
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline; t) r) f, @6 S. t) L D
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards3 ]7 T) J: A1 ~ L! c
my car.2 \6 `) O; g# N2 q" T0 j
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing% r/ q, ^# c! f/ I- j G
outside, all clapping!+ y3 y% t! L: n" E
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
* F( g5 T: V7 |; u; E+ d; n( dsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't* A3 \" T2 n" w+ M' V3 M6 }! t5 _
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."3 c5 ?9 t) U5 g9 O/ C
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your3 N% E$ Y3 c4 c2 x, r
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