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( C" a9 ~( T2 R, Z* N, H& dI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I/ Q u& S$ a& l* b
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was; R5 n* E% C6 b% O2 ?. R& y
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.4 o0 }% H8 h, }8 |. M' ]
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8 T ^2 P n0 P+ J% u0 e; `7 h, E. UMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
1 k. Y; a. o$ U {& n% ?9 itight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
; z2 H; p! [' T' q2 ^when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
7 Y( V" B8 _* ~5 O7 Y m- jdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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1 m9 [& L; V( g% DOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come6 ^1 n' a; z( v+ a @
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
( S5 a, }' L5 e3 {whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
; o, l. b& _9 V: A) ]overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and9 c1 h5 A4 \0 b) F" Q
committed my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
5 \. \# N4 L2 `; {) X8 n" isaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
' V" \$ W$ q% d' V1 t& [fling, just come up and get me."
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+ K w, V$ R. ?4 Y) E5 [" G+ ~ tI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up, y% @" D1 x2 \4 L4 T, w6 Z; A
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
" F/ ^- M) k8 lstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards7 p( W0 j0 K. }4 p. [* t4 h
my car.! F$ Z7 Q& E1 {( r: M8 m
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4 ~2 p2 N) R* Z1 d6 dTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
( _1 `/ U& V5 l9 A d5 l5 U' R1 loutside, all clapping!1 a4 S8 J8 |9 d, t. L. r$ f' i1 D
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
' C" b0 w2 b" {$ S- \said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't2 N3 X$ Z/ `# w: e! q F( r% b9 ^
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."/ Q5 S" {; j: T' v5 j
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your9 k* R" e3 t% Q- D
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