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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister. Z8 \3 {: b5 c" c) P
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$ q2 q8 Z( ?/ KMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very, _5 @- i* d) i; u4 W' u' Y! L
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
" x! P! E' b8 y/ Q- ]when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
) B9 k9 t' O5 v+ kdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't' K4 A: q' I% G$ K0 S( k
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and! _& W1 C2 _$ ?; V, U$ i
committed my life to her sister.6 K ~+ e% V! x5 M
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She4 [8 O9 j1 Q4 L. J$ X- E
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild/ ?+ F F% U4 ]/ G, \4 R+ S
fling, just come up and get me."
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up6 U' Y: a1 E0 l3 {1 g2 w
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline* I' M/ @ c4 `; g
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards- y1 E Q' E2 }2 _5 q" F z5 Y
my car., [8 E& W6 ~7 S5 r# k/ ]
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% f, K9 j( z) w HTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing6 S* f, ~" _/ s) I: u# P3 r1 Q; j
outside, all clapping!
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
" w' O8 Y% A6 [1 k$ V. E- n( bsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
b, e! R: o* `; _* {( Xask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."6 l! E: |4 Q: O/ y
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