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5 }) M) D1 A% A. f" A5 wI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I X! P1 E# `2 G
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was) L' n+ @) N( g/ @5 Y; v5 g& d3 L
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very9 \/ n& m, Y8 }; d6 |. U' X d4 r
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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; r- t' L+ c( s5 Ldeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
+ i' C- a7 z8 `. K( dovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
6 j6 Z0 n( y3 t o7 W6 T( `committed my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She( a8 ^& }' F1 q. z2 s* b% p
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild4 q8 e8 c T ?: w; J) F8 s
fling, just come up and get me."
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' d3 w; F& j& w E9 _I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
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straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards: v9 s5 v5 x( a. A! q4 g
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing* _2 S G& M6 t3 U
outside, all clapping!4 q6 E: ?: U* f3 V0 x/ X' @+ Z7 B3 P
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
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ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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$ p, ~. F1 e- O( w( v* dAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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