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6 K& p( D/ Q4 e! J" SI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
# q" p/ A0 [4 `% Ghad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
$ e# o/ I- a$ R \only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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9 Z2 g1 ^. r: }8 w! C5 H! C3 OMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very1 e& C9 z7 n6 K3 u3 W' O- g
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down% z5 b5 B6 r& \6 m# @& `
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be p" t6 j X7 |
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.1 L1 F: h$ j9 Z5 G
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come; ^8 i- W' p/ i+ P8 t# K6 T- u$ F V- E
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she( D m2 U) u( R; `' u# p/ |( j
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
, |0 b o) @: Vovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and. l$ M9 \. \' Q) a6 x8 c
committed my life to her sister.8 v; H. o( J+ G' x3 g
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( ?, U7 C! @5 P+ }* oWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
) l/ _# b' M4 G# h) Jsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild8 m9 v4 b2 t8 P1 ^" }
fling, just come up and get me."0 v; _ A, o* G) x5 s' `; E! D
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up0 R) e; `& ]& t
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
2 o) I6 E3 O+ c4 d% r7 v" istraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
# Z. L$ u4 c% @" tmy car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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& I" T% U6 @- V; v% g+ rWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
3 V4 z' x; B/ y- tsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
; L: o$ ? K9 F- h7 sask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."" A* K" K. X- W8 F+ c" T& W$ x
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