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7 i- L5 e9 {9 z2 hI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
1 U8 T8 Y4 A. ]' E; \! a7 [had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
1 k( ?4 s: w& Xonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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3 r$ u ~, ^+ Q( DMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
9 }4 b+ z6 T. i2 M- @; Z9 s6 vtight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
3 [ v% V3 W6 {6 ywhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be t1 J) ]% S, z3 K/ }- U! E! h8 e
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come0 s/ V3 A0 Y [& K! v f
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
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overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
; E6 B4 F5 T; o/ Z7 x% z& jcommitted my life to her sister.
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4 y! D- e/ b( U/ K9 g" m$ U' `Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
/ ]4 F4 }4 j. {8 f9 E- w$ y9 [said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
6 R1 [8 O) z; u$ p% yfling, just come up and get me."; q8 ]( ~) p5 D' g S
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up4 M' B" S& Z; c1 v: d/ F4 s
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline* i6 f/ w7 i- c
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
9 M% U8 y5 v2 L- Q. j6 ^, Ksaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't. a. }& [1 e: [; f5 q
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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5 F9 e1 t0 k$ }6 v2 h# H6 nAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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