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& m2 v8 W4 W7 fI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I, U, e7 A# o5 h4 P) p
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
; d7 i' \& [/ Wonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.# ?0 P: }/ `+ [" a5 K7 o* D: s* o
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
) E/ H* p( H4 b& j* C& J2 d" ftight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
" C R4 C* T! s w8 J4 Swhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be" X; _# s# T$ [$ s' k- [4 y
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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1 c( b+ z# O4 G5 a% X% ?One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come) l) }+ {5 X9 s! e6 k4 f
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she& P. s/ J0 P- h/ o$ n
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
& n3 E6 w; q& Q" r& novercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
}! b5 [; a2 D7 A/ A, T1 h4 tcommitted my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She+ {: n% u5 C4 Y
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
. G% [" M0 ]1 Q9 g% ]6 ~9 Tthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
( x4 d+ z, H9 m' V/ j% hstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
# i9 t1 y8 n: L- c, h2 e5 y) B' f- Imy car.$ F5 N5 s% }0 [0 k* G5 C* q
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/ ?! t4 f: s" N! b0 FTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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' i# \) S6 V* M w6 _! [4 m& }With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and% _! J' `7 @$ g3 N+ h& @# g
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
6 T+ `- j% c- E# E; h5 A1 c! Dask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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& E& Q7 s; U7 |7 r* @" F+ fAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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