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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I8 r+ w0 I3 M8 F4 H1 c; h! }% s! V+ ^. N
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was+ ^1 R3 G+ K4 `( D7 y: N; k! a
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.* T8 `$ H- |* w& ~
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' h$ T! z! e3 r0 ]2 ?. l' @My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
; x* c; e7 D' O( k8 f% Y% }tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.! O% a; q5 D5 i7 ~. D1 p
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come8 y6 b9 T3 k- q5 A" E' ]8 d4 U
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
' |7 z- @ \ K. J' ywhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
& g. K$ {: R8 S" D. j' @overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
3 S/ W& T. ^! I# Z1 m3 Fcommitted my life to her sister.
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said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild0 r8 e8 c4 C5 ^" d4 H' y/ w/ g
fling, just come up and get me."8 \3 _6 w# f% r% p9 M( P3 K! U& E
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
3 ^; Q0 B; ~0 o- J/ v; A* Qthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
2 E# |9 @& H# W# J6 j4 f! A( W3 {straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards5 h) O; q& u, R/ z: W
my car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing1 Y7 J5 B m2 K' \
outside, all clapping!
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" z2 G! ^1 F1 l' m yWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
3 x- c7 x7 h7 ?6 @* ]" K* \" Csaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
1 b2 Z% q! S7 r' Cask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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: X6 B. R$ P6 wAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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