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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I/ @4 X, W0 m1 D9 G* H
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was, m1 K0 u7 @$ w3 [3 H' J
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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0 Y. w4 ]" @9 k# D4 RMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
7 J. P. S- O/ y) }tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down" P) {1 ~; R7 T7 b
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come7 L* x+ v* |$ m3 j6 t5 I6 U
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she# }$ T9 i" _; c" ]6 c! l
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't: X5 y7 B1 ^, I+ l
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
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* d( U- U% |! kWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She9 D, P, `. W5 K+ x% N, E8 i2 E
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild3 R5 L/ r7 v! H* N
fling, just come up and get me.", q6 [# g* S$ V7 ~
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
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straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards% d% |/ X( r, j& C2 i) H- G/ H! j
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing1 U% m* T- ?% V- n1 q
outside, all clapping!
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! a8 N, w7 }, D5 zWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and9 w- a& E, o8 a$ d# B x
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
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- ?4 ^# a2 r5 F' L; W+ O* h; _And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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