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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I- s; ~$ G) {0 a) R2 d, f9 [
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was0 N3 {3 n* A6 v
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister. g: r! f& R2 A0 Y
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0 @' k+ Z; J# V6 {. z/ k5 P# L6 ?My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
. ?- n. K$ _2 t/ A# q9 Z# J" I( Otight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down# x, z" y# G5 _ L+ `( V
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
0 m; F: l$ `2 O. T7 kdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come {; W0 f/ D; J: Y/ R! }) F+ f+ q
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
7 k8 T# P: d" k0 q6 @whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't2 I0 }7 l2 W# s3 X# Y4 s
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
% R& a2 M3 U; f0 c7 tcommitted my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She4 o0 Q( I2 k9 i
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild9 n5 i C8 S, U, V a W
fling, just come up and get me."3 @, u0 ?1 J- Y! L4 G
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up5 g8 i) I9 u2 M& ]# k T# V7 a4 ~6 g
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
$ L, [% L% X% a+ H% Gstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
9 p5 o8 n! l3 o* rmy car.$ M4 s% e4 t4 \
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* s7 |, U8 [" a. Y; `0 t4 E% iTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
: Z; {, P- J: s& D W5 Goutside, all clapping!
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and; g& U, P- K& |' x* g$ o# W+ B
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't& M! g F- ?( g) i
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."" [1 t0 ^7 n) z. Y2 t
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1 ?$ V& \" j; `2 Q# A0 r; F& xAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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