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+ _& T* P" C1 m$ i. SI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I2 U; {- R( d; h, l2 E5 l
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was+ v/ N$ w/ E+ I3 L y
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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/ D3 R3 v2 k0 LMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very/ ]/ ]# m- y' M9 F4 J7 g% `6 p
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down3 D; P: ]4 F: E- O# ~# K
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
* T" }1 `' j( k- f' v4 Z; X& \deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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' M" v9 Z1 h* V/ GOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come4 u" n. b6 T6 [) p
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
: v& I5 c) B+ v7 m$ B' @; i; ?0 ]whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
, J8 Q. E1 N5 Govercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and/ A3 V2 Y6 Q! _7 K: i
committed my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
8 V" K% Z, x) V2 K/ h3 L, D% M) R: jsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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) ?4 K% F5 O( P3 SI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
7 ]" A# d. T9 H1 J3 Qthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline* U& k @5 l. r
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing' G" S0 s& K) Z+ w1 X4 b
outside, all clapping!
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and3 E' ^) V/ n% J! Y( [# e. \! p0 Y
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't/ U' H' b* n% n2 U
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."3 }- n3 ~( a+ q& Y5 ~* [3 s
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* G) m' b% w* l8 w/ V) V$ I! LAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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