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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.! o% g) j4 {" h1 d5 F
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" C/ k. F/ o- V1 s$ |My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very8 |3 z0 |0 e9 j
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
7 H1 \$ y% b5 y, x3 Q! nwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
. V v2 r' F& `0 ^deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't+ L7 V# s* d, I9 y9 H1 Z
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and8 A0 n1 ~' K* z
committed my life to her sister.: g+ n' k+ t. k; ?% T( h
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2 |1 s% L$ D: FWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
' k! Z3 r" |4 p7 w7 ]" {5 Lsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild. i2 I; {4 X* P: U' K
fling, just come up and get me."
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' P5 k1 W: u- ?. vI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
' i+ \9 m9 P8 _: hthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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my car.
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! x* Z9 X$ O: C5 r( KTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing C" y0 `! N6 n$ r
outside, all clapping!
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
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ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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7 Y7 d1 O* R0 N2 ?* n* eAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your# e, W E5 A" ]8 S: [6 U3 x/ U
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