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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
6 m! n; u: M9 G, m/ A, W. ]tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down3 H& Q) `2 E- ]1 w* k \
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be! {3 f+ x/ x9 Y' w( }- e8 t
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
$ ~0 w. w/ ]% Z0 i; x1 H7 {4 aover to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
1 j% \ I9 J ^whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
$ j+ M$ \' b- Q: I3 y! ^4 Hovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
; L7 H: V/ w2 B+ mcommitted my life to her sister.
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6 j) D: t* @9 y5 f3 g% \Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
O! `1 R3 m# A% Osaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
[1 O! {( C# A N: B8 l6 ^the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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" L c2 o: O6 R2 T9 RWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
5 e" t9 o" j7 ]. |3 u& m% j5 osaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't7 B3 S# m$ L% l2 r7 _/ v/ X% B) L( e. E
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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