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+ w& D- c: M4 A k' }4 vI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
- @; I, H. o s% M7 o( J2 z- zhad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
* s; W" O( C( m: Jonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very9 C, j* V( [1 l+ Z7 l
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.3 L: k i3 h4 _2 |: U/ ]: ~
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# z1 T" r$ _! o/ g* [One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
5 H- e8 P# @2 s5 ~# l% {& Sover to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
& p/ c% K1 \) _! Dwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
0 ?5 k1 b$ X' u* { Qovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
5 t' K+ ~1 w3 @. ocommitted my life to her sister.* m* t$ V* S5 W& J/ @5 g
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
7 B3 a- S# V: q; S9 h8 msaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild' g: ? w1 `! _6 u) G
fling, just come up and get me."
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Q% K5 ?0 G+ s# t* YI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
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straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
2 f+ H" D4 M0 F& Dmy car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing" }5 J3 x" g/ X
outside, all clapping!2 b; |- J0 t7 q
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
/ i7 e1 }& Y+ A' {9 h h9 ~said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
' j' ?8 w; C3 q- p C8 yask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your$ A7 W- \- @ q5 K8 `) j0 S
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