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THE WEDDING TEST

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发表于 2008-3-25 21:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
THE WEDDING TEST9 I  E% r& H. u# @: H

! w* a" y. D7 ]4 U- P* R1 a- l" cI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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' h) u) [! X8 C  T( I6 l1 IMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
6 C$ g+ X' v/ x8 t) y9 ^4 j$ {0 ~tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
. W9 O9 a7 g5 e, r. ]when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
/ y7 S9 f; U" Q3 {9 B% c& wdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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* S* f0 ?+ O7 }4 z; D  POne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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6 f9 U- F6 y% ywhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't6 ]' w* X( m, E) }1 [& v
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and# w1 @) @7 I$ R+ u
committed my life to her sister.. V1 ~, s. X* @

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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She" i8 f( S0 u- V
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up: e! {5 {' Z+ ?4 E$ y7 \8 Z
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
& b. u  H0 |) {% l6 G, U7 d& K+ ksaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't5 A* u! d6 T5 `1 c- v" r* U+ d
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.") ?, N! j6 H* d4 t7 F7 [& T

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' K5 h. C. p! _& R* J8 WAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your9 V- L2 ^% n& |* R; Y9 w" d
condoms in your car.
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发表于 2008-3-25 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
what he is doing is go back to get the condom!!!!!!!!!Oh,man!!!!!!!
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发表于 2008-3-26 03:21 | 显示全部楼层
o... well...
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发表于 2008-3-27 07:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
  What a nasty man!
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发表于 2008-3-27 13:06 | 显示全部楼层
if he keeps the condom in his car all the time, he's not going to get much action...
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发表于 2008-4-15 10:08 | 显示全部楼层
oh, man. It means most of man is almost like that. that is why many girls can't believe them. haha!!!
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发表于 2008-4-15 10:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Funny. Hahaha.
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发表于 2008-4-15 16:34 | 显示全部楼层
well...
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