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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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- f1 o0 i* S, h2 V" o* OMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
/ T( U* H- f' n7 _7 Z rtight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
9 y+ E6 d* ^& e2 b' Ywhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be" E( G) b" L3 d( ^3 L
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come% g& F6 i+ ^4 l* \/ R x
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she7 F. ~% ?/ d$ w1 }/ N" ~& b" _
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't7 Q( A) ^0 C9 J
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
/ s) i/ x! ^5 \. D; @; Pcommitted my life to her sister.$ D9 a" G; `8 Q) Q
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
3 \! K* ?; [& Osaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline' u7 t M. f/ q O2 I
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; X {7 F! P/ `' JTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and5 w+ n3 _: k: ^# c. j
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
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