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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I" a' n$ ^. }+ A% ?8 b
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
K, | i7 u1 s7 C- |only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
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when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
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8 X( ]8 H. ?/ NOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't6 [9 P7 O) p( D: Q5 C- n
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and2 I- |+ _, \! }/ m/ u5 k. M
committed my life to her sister.
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/ C/ i" [( x4 x8 Z! F( EWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
: ^* T! |& _0 Isaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
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straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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! Z1 |8 D/ z/ C! j8 gTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing4 k$ s+ f' Y7 o+ p3 i
outside, all clapping!
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
4 d A8 i( ~; f! _3 s0 hsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't( R* J. T- w$ p6 j) ]
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.": S* K' V9 A; U$ B/ o
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