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* L5 X2 m8 e0 c0 SI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I7 @* C1 x$ T1 e+ c* Q" o6 ]
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was- f( h; E+ X* E& v$ }
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister./ l0 x, t) o- K9 c7 j1 Y5 D% _* t
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very4 |5 D2 `5 L% a" h/ w& c
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down) Z6 N- a( @% C g' I q
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be, b; f/ [! X3 F; S
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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- P' o" W# T" g( V% P. UOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
' \+ A0 `) n2 Zover to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
/ L: {. K9 }. ~+ ]( _4 `+ {whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
5 m0 w s' l9 ~1 uovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and. c9 t1 c% C% R; V' V
committed my life to her sister.
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2 N" r; I0 D0 r3 R! h7 {( \, G$ xWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She2 k! M! b; A$ @7 Y- Q6 z) c" T! B
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild1 r& _, y8 ^6 }( Q P
fling, just come up and get me."
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up; g o# {6 p$ @& i9 ^
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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my car.+ X t$ L1 j# j( Q i, }
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/ f* I8 B5 J- s3 l/ S5 _: E3 n* gTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing/ t3 t# u% y1 y [- m8 k E$ m
outside, all clapping!6 C0 l6 `, s F* h- \7 g
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2 @1 r; q3 K- a# l" F% X, n% W% kWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
/ x' m! k+ E# Q" C8 H& o& S1 ssaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't9 A7 [7 I" w' i: M7 A
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."0 z8 {$ V/ g8 u9 [2 `0 W6 L% [
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: I+ p/ N1 X# c, mAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your/ K0 ^& m8 T) a, K% z5 s
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