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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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/ W. _# Z# t# ]My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
z+ G4 q. V! E7 J; Etight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come3 ?) M( l! x5 |+ d2 p1 A
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
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overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and" g* d1 s; A' j- b. Q4 e
committed my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
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the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
( q* P9 x! Z7 h* ?1 L6 jsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
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