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THE WEDDING TEST

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发表于 2008-3-25 21:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
THE WEDDING TEST) H$ N$ b7 \. l

/ w& s! K' W( {  e9 h) W: _( dI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
: @& r1 T- ]2 n$ Zhad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
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4 P7 F+ a* g/ }' OMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very  [% W. M* _  ~3 w
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
. A  k- U7 P5 D. fwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be  v' w/ T+ w& }) N
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.* ~! q& i4 ~9 `( w/ e. v' i- ~% P
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" t" W' Y2 k  l# V& ~8 c+ `) M( qOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't6 j  X( h; h! g# @
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and0 k3 f9 P4 d$ N# a" O9 }
committed my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
2 d/ e  D5 L5 C/ @) nsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up6 f% f2 ?% Y/ ]0 {
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
9 `9 {+ [% ^0 Xstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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; u* h1 D. i- m. e: TTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing& o, l+ E3 D$ N- s3 _
outside, all clapping!: p; z$ K/ l' v* Y, H0 ~- }, l, g

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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and. O3 B6 g0 S5 Z% O* o  `6 F
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't% w- s1 H. o- G9 t
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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9 U" F( q- Q9 j4 ~. {7 D0 oAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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发表于 2008-3-25 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
what he is doing is go back to get the condom!!!!!!!!!Oh,man!!!!!!!
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发表于 2008-3-26 03:21 | 显示全部楼层
o... well...
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发表于 2008-3-27 07:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
  What a nasty man!
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发表于 2008-3-27 13:06 | 显示全部楼层
if he keeps the condom in his car all the time, he's not going to get much action...
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发表于 2008-4-15 10:08 | 显示全部楼层
oh, man. It means most of man is almost like that. that is why many girls can't believe them. haha!!!
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发表于 2008-4-15 10:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Funny. Hahaha.
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发表于 2008-4-15 16:34 | 显示全部楼层
well...
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