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2 R9 Y' z# n+ {8 uI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
; l$ U" I9 ]. G$ P( S9 U) M0 thad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
( d& t; e& Y q# q0 U5 B6 t/ ]+ @only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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5 p E' `* }4 E0 qMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
8 z8 A. v8 g3 k6 Mtight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
( o3 U' Q! e' _when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be) n' \- O* ?6 v! ?3 e
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come: q9 e8 z0 Q( Y
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she+ w" E" v! n) V7 Y
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't- A3 f3 L V; u" Q+ \
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and& Z" G# x- p5 r
committed my life to her sister. @+ ?) a) T( F5 C, s! `$ e. t
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She* n8 E9 K1 z0 Y! X, T; t" x6 {
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild. L8 x# s5 X' _5 C8 b" G
fling, just come up and get me."
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: p+ ? D; ^+ P7 p% \I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
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straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards( m" @; c, u$ {4 y% |$ M. y
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0 |' y0 I# x8 sTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing0 ?+ y2 W: r/ j
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
" w1 a% [& K7 h. m* e$ I. _said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
* V r, c5 [) i% oask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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