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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
. A* X# }: I% ehad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
! N+ E& a; A& Q5 N; C& lonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.8 }& [) J1 a5 \, P* a
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. \6 V$ C) ^1 t$ p9 y+ yMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
8 s2 O& P7 L. l; E. H* I; Atight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
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committed my life to her sister.* Q2 z$ B4 y, ~0 X/ a% D) i
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! r6 o' x( k& H! A zWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She; i8 w0 u1 @& ?5 O/ Q8 d
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild# I* b& x/ S) U& x; T) p
fling, just come up and get me."& `$ y- w) O2 _
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. d* M% Q5 e$ A$ }: a8 \% aI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
* c3 D; Y- \! j4 X% wthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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my car.
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5 d4 {. \+ W6 W' P! B. s5 g: V3 iTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
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: Q7 L* d Y" T1 t8 F hask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."0 T& A: ~& N t/ V8 r
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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