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& `5 K/ q: q5 x; e. V: |) @# }I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I1 R; @' S* R) w1 [
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was' Y- v- E" N W% v* K
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.5 j% X. T1 l* S' E# P. d0 g; r6 n
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6 ]$ z9 t m" t2 d+ a# KMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
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deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.0 H. Z; Z5 Z/ V- J4 A y
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come& X5 R8 r5 P3 G! ^( n; K7 e0 J
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she7 }3 o1 ?( ]: ^+ f# V/ b; m
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't& p0 c; X: K2 t) ]/ g- w
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and5 `0 Z: H. E9 {1 Y4 e$ q
committed my life to her sister.; S f$ e1 V2 c5 j) Q" ^7 U
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She# L |7 I' j+ c
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild' Y; Z' p" [( E' _- n ?4 n
fling, just come up and get me."
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up7 ~" Y7 t$ z+ v* f
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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my car.
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& S5 S7 ~8 `5 Y3 ^To my surprise, my entire future family was standing+ `! ]! Y* L; p
outside, all clapping!( _1 E( M6 l3 v7 ?- E, A
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and( N5 m9 O3 P# p
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't: O5 t0 ^+ K( H8 O2 Y6 J
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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