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THE WEDDING TEST

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发表于 2008-3-25 21:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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THE WEDDING TEST
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+ I9 d* e) D, Z) d5 d4 F& x. h8 `I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
9 \; H% k% r: {/ e2 S9 g7 rhad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was2 C+ k) y% Y( E. W. Z
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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1 n; z9 A9 @/ b% YMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very' R4 ?$ x0 g; K8 X
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
' e1 @* q! _- B' Jwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
  e4 @3 m% R$ g0 f( _6 }/ a! Edeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.6 ]6 k# T* n  E" ?' U9 _

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& {" N9 o- m3 g% y" ^One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come1 @, W* r! c* m4 o
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she' _& R+ {8 r5 O5 R
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
& f) p) n) a# r0 ^* _; _& u; R2 covercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
) C: d; o/ z5 x  x  z3 Gcommitted my life to her sister.( x+ K. n7 F% q! N" g) B) U8 w

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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
' a; B( b% Y! B' L$ }+ gsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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: b, O1 A' i" p/ k' H/ D: A+ y* SI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
" F3 q% N& T' g/ n3 \the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline6 J0 ^1 B+ ^0 h5 T7 \- Y+ Z
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
2 L% m4 j2 H  o% E9 m! ]: pmy car.
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: `0 C1 q8 S, n5 b! {" y' R# NTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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. Z3 H5 e- _1 @& V+ f, IWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
) b" V6 D: p- O& p: d  i% @said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't" _& X; W# Q' }/ I) |% t
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."4 S7 O) J  i$ S. n- r/ h
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0 O% C( k9 c0 h* x+ e$ L% j2 h$ zAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your7 m2 D4 `, Y0 Z, l% u# h3 m
condoms in your car.
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发表于 2008-3-25 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
what he is doing is go back to get the condom!!!!!!!!!Oh,man!!!!!!!
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发表于 2008-3-26 03:21 | 显示全部楼层
o... well...
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发表于 2008-3-27 07:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
  What a nasty man!
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发表于 2008-3-27 13:06 | 显示全部楼层
if he keeps the condom in his car all the time, he's not going to get much action...
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发表于 2008-4-15 10:08 | 显示全部楼层
oh, man. It means most of man is almost like that. that is why many girls can't believe them. haha!!!
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发表于 2008-4-15 10:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Funny. Hahaha.
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发表于 2008-4-15 16:34 | 显示全部楼层
well...
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