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2 {3 ~7 C0 Z) S: [. `4 lI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I, l$ }. f" I. l* ^6 Q6 q& F: C
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very7 j# e0 {; M$ {8 q; O0 X1 f
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down) q4 i, o% r2 \
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
C/ v. Y5 M6 Q" `6 Sdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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5 w# h2 q' c T2 q$ FOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come8 x" ~ K1 Y& l6 @
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she# x/ J/ q; V9 R- ?' d8 T) I4 Q" l5 ~4 l
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
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committed my life to her sister.' h* D4 T1 r4 b P6 m
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She+ Z; _5 c; z ]. m! A
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up5 Z& C1 D- a/ A0 }4 o
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline( [9 Z+ ]9 [9 `. H( W) D' z6 i$ ]
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards& D$ Q$ ]; j. L J- M
my car.9 C7 T L/ \2 F7 @- k/ O5 B3 Z
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing4 x" C8 Z' f# }3 ?! O+ r
outside, all clapping!
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2 i' O3 c, P- H% z4 b- ?With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
1 x$ P( I' a: i/ D; vsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't& D+ j& o2 f9 u
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."6 C. J9 I. u! V) L% M) [$ b+ q
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8 Q0 Z# I- P: r7 t$ XAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your3 p7 I6 `, D3 r; }
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