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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
# {7 Q8 T$ b8 Shad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was- e1 R, r. `" y* c z$ R
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.0 \8 z1 t0 u* D. ^
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very5 ~) ^' w8 M) U4 l, k4 Y
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down" S8 H/ j) u; N
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be1 b0 I- X: {& I! V1 o
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else. V, C6 o$ i2 v/ Z" N6 n C
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' l/ C- e% S5 D( v6 Q+ QOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
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committed my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
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fling, just come up and get me.". ~( R# U7 _( v1 u W J5 ?% p
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up# o9 G/ R _1 y
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline* ?1 y, a& N. m# h
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
" y( c9 t0 l- D# Dmy car.
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1 k; `1 p$ M) y# c# Z; x4 \( R" U- \To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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" ~1 b Z4 E4 t; j7 zWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and5 S2 s! ?4 |; \- O
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't7 Z* c5 i2 S( C9 [; y' `
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.": U8 p' ]' q5 I
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' j' v% i, p pAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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