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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I, Y2 ~. D A q* }" e
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very& H3 g/ C) f/ j* i
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down. u: w0 n0 y. v1 R; D8 I- z
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be& |' B& f* {7 F/ P, \7 u L
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.- N; P5 a3 |4 y2 ^
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% X I) p8 M; b( c- A3 qOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
! }$ a- G# ~ A/ G. Yovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
8 L4 |6 O7 o$ v' h8 rcommitted my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
$ {$ Q9 j4 v) p& V7 isaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild! V* H$ u# y4 d* x. \
fling, just come up and get me."
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! ^$ m, l0 ]& z( g/ {I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
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straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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e7 r" K0 X! ]7 P L$ w0 @5 GTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing8 G a+ U7 T7 m5 M1 H+ x" C: M
outside, all clapping!$ K( a8 L$ |9 m: ^; T
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; E: m9 h# d4 ]With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and) r( j% W% d7 W6 x% Z
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
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# {/ A' y" q+ \0 [ z; i$ RAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your$ K# y; J# K5 V2 w3 L) |
condoms in your car. |
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