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; @! g9 d- N7 m: X+ N6 FI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I4 l. Y1 ?* {/ i. N I1 u! y0 T# J
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was8 z: [, f4 y) Y8 c4 Z, o C2 @
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.4 e) \5 s8 s6 A4 }' P' F
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
0 B) F7 C4 M4 N V5 K; C( H& ztight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
% S) I) J2 Y1 F! j8 P. J9 C- F0 Cwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be2 J+ Q2 s" `2 i% L& U" {9 q& M
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.: H4 D+ u% q" K
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) A N, R& C/ U# oOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come; J- R: W0 r3 x. `
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she3 A6 j, W$ t+ x4 i/ Q$ t, N
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
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committed my life to her sister.: p5 {" z. d. `) t' t
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
& c5 [" L1 p' G7 \2 M; nsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
: f1 Y! X8 q; u3 ~5 Nfling, just come up and get me."
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
+ j9 N/ m' J+ m4 ]4 Othe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
; X' B3 Q* C+ I( l& Zstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards9 U! z0 |5 H J( m2 D
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2 {# z) E6 p! l5 O/ i2 W3 ETo my surprise, my entire future family was standing; J1 D6 b5 H G* L
outside, all clapping!
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5 N/ p4 @/ p* a8 n% D+ DWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and% u) u" y( P; |4 l
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
& V2 ]/ F0 {/ @9 w, T7 e' Qask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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