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 THE WEDDING TEST
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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I8 D, {6 F; S8 L$ q, v
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
; N$ X3 T& R0 m+ m( xonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very. c# B/ q9 t$ \' v
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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0 @+ ~% I/ C/ F' g4 xOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
6 Q, O0 H8 W% O V8 eover to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
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overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and0 u4 T4 R+ b0 U% _+ Q
committed my life to her sister.3 S1 o0 K3 z# E4 E( K& z* h
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
/ `# i; P: u& [said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
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straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
/ E% f# o9 Y, c' j! m4 D8 G/ B5 T6 ?said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't5 @1 x% E o) T# s4 m7 z
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."% B' Z4 E% G% d, |4 {% a* W: K a
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your( J6 D. N$ d: @, L- ?% j2 t
condoms in your car. |
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