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THE WEDDING TEST

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发表于 2008-3-25 21:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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THE WEDDING TEST
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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very9 ?: f, _" \; S& a: d+ ]: l
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down  Y0 L3 I% _3 K  {
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
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! t0 g" Y  X# \" u  M; UOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come  f& c0 C& y  Q2 V" B) [" [
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she  c/ v7 L5 p3 J, [& ?$ |' o
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't& s2 N% d1 H! d* C
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
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/ w6 c2 x2 x  X) d$ A2 vWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
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fling, just come up and get me."& d* a' O# Q, J7 \) A+ t8 t4 F3 C

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4 B8 I( ?5 v1 i# l, d8 II was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
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straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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outside, all clapping!
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and  Z7 y: G5 T% l0 U0 g/ d+ i0 [
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
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condoms in your car.
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发表于 2008-3-25 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
what he is doing is go back to get the condom!!!!!!!!!Oh,man!!!!!!!
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发表于 2008-3-26 03:21 | 显示全部楼层
o... well...
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发表于 2008-3-27 07:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
  What a nasty man!
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发表于 2008-3-27 13:06 | 显示全部楼层
if he keeps the condom in his car all the time, he's not going to get much action...
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发表于 2008-4-15 10:08 | 显示全部楼层
oh, man. It means most of man is almost like that. that is why many girls can't believe them. haha!!!
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发表于 2008-4-15 10:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Funny. Hahaha.
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发表于 2008-4-15 16:34 | 显示全部楼层
well...
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