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% B0 S9 E; e; G3 \I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.* b* I$ z u$ N* e3 V9 z
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very2 Y" t4 F9 s' o: G! l( j$ d \0 I
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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; c2 L9 u8 @3 V$ ^- J t5 mOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come- n5 y4 r/ _0 W( M) R2 v
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
6 v9 F5 f/ _3 g! X$ s$ z" hwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
& O/ R8 q+ f* V) d- @overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and6 p6 w) u s; s4 V! v9 Y( ^
committed my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She( }( ~7 L+ g- m" l
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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/ l* v* C$ c- ?* O4 c, U$ g! s' D% EI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up& J; d+ S: a0 r0 }, b! u
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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my car.
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3 q- L. u& ~& K: ?8 a- HTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing! x( k* F9 g" `2 r; k
outside, all clapping!
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and& T- k U( Z! Z; }: K' Y
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't5 G* W2 T4 ` M# V
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your+ i A- w$ T; \ n# ?
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