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# X( f1 L3 d+ Y1 DI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
/ I: x; Z* y5 e/ l, p* u: Chad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was- P, R; e1 M0 b }2 m
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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' }# X- ?. M# pMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very; Y2 F S+ @+ p2 J) m6 K
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
6 D( w9 a8 b1 ?$ a$ Awhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be: d+ e+ s7 ]$ t
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.9 l) I2 I. H; y$ j
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come) T H" U( \' H
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she& g0 v- r0 Y' o) F0 r
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
0 N Z6 Q+ w0 O, { K9 ^! Movercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and/ z+ V# z2 m! e6 `( c6 e2 Q3 ~
committed my life to her sister. p$ ]/ G% {/ S
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
* A/ g* y" H0 v3 asaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
1 H% ^- p- q3 s( q" Y6 D n& K5 u5 efling, just come up and get me."
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2 T! K9 w p- @7 a! P, N! i8 x# Z) |I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
, H) m/ C, ~. Kthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline# N0 T, z! h1 B7 {$ B; d
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards9 e ^8 v; k H+ a+ Q
my car.
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& u5 _) o! X, q' b. u5 C( j! RTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing! |: R0 {% u0 m/ M1 x( W6 E% I
outside, all clapping!
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
$ \& N/ X, f8 v2 t2 W: }, u9 E3 U0 Q) tsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
9 [8 J n7 {, Z' i; h. Qask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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' _1 F; O9 \0 G$ jAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your$ k; n1 m1 j) s, y) u- R4 P
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