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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I8 R! I. h$ A' q! H* d: R) e" l
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was+ i8 y* }& Y% Z, T4 Q
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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/ c# ]9 t: @7 ^) lMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
7 Y9 z8 [ v- W0 X$ \6 Wtight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
5 w% N4 n& I; }when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
4 \- j+ M4 R) |0 [# R9 ?9 i3 qdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.) X: V6 y7 \/ p W2 }0 k
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come* d9 O+ L: x# b: l4 f/ }! @ a1 H
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
- a$ p( y1 X2 g& A& i( gwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't+ w: ^( N4 v5 j7 [
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
" @) ?- U. m+ e5 n7 Rcommitted my life to her sister.
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; e, |. B( a; Q: Z! eWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
+ V9 y/ N: t0 _4 L( X7 Ysaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
$ o" v2 Z6 `' C+ ufling, just come up and get me."8 g: |4 g1 N3 y9 Q) O
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
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straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards9 W- F# c7 P4 j! L: U- f* l" H" o
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( ^9 B! f. _ g. c0 d0 D9 j. iTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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" f+ m- _0 e4 d, h! M: f' ?With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and- |6 ~7 Q n& P2 O
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't6 A) G0 M: I l1 X, u
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."3 w4 ]8 G- \0 m
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- i$ I, H Q9 U+ sAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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