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 THE WEDDING TEST
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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
5 h' T0 N: Q k) Y$ Dtight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
/ S( D' P; Z( J1 Q/ mwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be* s D3 w3 B. |
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
, v/ |$ V# `$ T1 N( H/ vover to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
V% P* _, @) K, x; twhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't1 C' d# Y" l# L) O( v" U- p
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and3 J* y. N j" ?$ t# Y
committed my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
& P; [) ^' ?" V( z5 U5 }# O- Dsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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6 c/ I8 h2 x5 x% p* _% `I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up* x% g( Q- G- e6 v6 ?; P, u
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline2 j% N( a% W! s9 ?- @6 t
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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6 S- N& E: w4 aTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
0 D( j4 g- F% f( Esaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
\. K. m0 s4 d( D. rask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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v# _8 {; ^6 u9 e% |0 uAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your! r: u4 Y+ q9 w; Y: p# ]
condoms in your car. |
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