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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I7 [1 ~5 Q& O) e
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was5 u1 `6 s& X& \: M( P9 Y0 g" N1 h
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister., h, X1 Q5 F& g+ a6 t
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
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when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
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% m+ l: p0 {% R/ H1 VOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
8 n3 p. j" r3 S; k. aover to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
! n. c' Q5 p! q$ i2 Iwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
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committed my life to her sister.$ r( i, N, \/ G, j
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$ ?0 [* {) L3 s! MWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She% c" ?% U Q1 u: D% A7 ]
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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1 g3 P) ?6 j7 q! V8 S; H. @: wI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up2 u. P* v5 Y, ^% h4 M& S
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline' v# w5 R6 ~' y0 h h" v. y
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing: a' _, l! Q& C
outside, all clapping!
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3 s) }) [5 D& ?, G# iWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and# S9 K0 g, a0 j+ a9 k
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't7 C& B! G* K- f
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."" w5 N: ^- ~' B: E5 N, \( T! O
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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