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( I; t, x$ K: _9 p8 BI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I# o% _6 e! u' |9 c1 \0 M5 N
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
# D( {1 t+ |" Z# Bonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
& ?# z1 s2 g1 htight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come% [0 R6 E( c+ T) _* D
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she4 d. ^8 i6 G6 |
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
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committed my life to her sister.# L) r) X: ?- A" J3 ~& I7 A
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She3 w. B9 x' o! G8 b& H
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild4 j8 k' B. X1 v3 h9 B7 G4 Z
fling, just come up and get me."9 x+ ?* b" R- w- V! _6 d
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/ z7 ? {" E+ oI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up* }9 w I. H* d" r& q6 r1 \9 ?
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline, I- s3 B/ e9 V6 \& v ~0 o3 s) x
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards( l0 Z9 a/ w+ M c' P6 }" N7 S9 }
my car.- ?! b" Y# V* j
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and; M3 r7 ^! H; ?8 y: ?
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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