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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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, }2 B4 L" Z6 U. P- Y, |7 YMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very4 w/ S- `0 z4 J$ d
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down/ \3 H9 s7 M; d
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come) D- i$ _6 @2 L4 k; N) I
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
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overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She: z- i: t2 v! g+ K" H
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild% q$ v5 v0 R- v" ^
fling, just come up and get me."
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up$ h, B0 m( e9 P G; }0 X
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing0 ~( ?' |, Y+ n; R8 {
outside, all clapping!; |1 e% b) t' C, M3 O
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
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ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."! w5 r5 v( _1 h5 g8 y" X
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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