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+ g$ n/ m6 s! II was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
# A0 a% ~" F) ?% G1 r; Khad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was" H4 h, X9 p1 V; v
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.* Y, \8 P) j( s, A* D2 X$ F
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
3 X2 S/ { K6 Z1 b/ V, Otight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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+ V. z2 ^$ A/ P1 l3 t$ nOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't4 t6 |) a4 L/ U, e
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
2 W) a7 P4 B& N; g9 s* G5 Ccommitted my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
+ G; B* M: W3 S( r) s4 gsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
# D. Q6 V$ P1 r; [! t$ Efling, just come up and get me."& V, E2 q5 d. ~7 l* l$ y+ p+ x
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up3 n0 W+ Z4 o0 _* S
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
" J% `1 T' M$ Y. q, g1 ystraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards: G+ j7 F2 i# R
my car.9 e7 Z+ _6 K2 b% v9 w& c/ G* s
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing/ M6 s' h6 [6 \
outside, all clapping!
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
4 z1 ]8 X6 v: R6 r% }8 K' ]2 Usaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
8 R* q8 n- e# [3 o* _$ Y+ Vask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."3 ^2 M+ c. i" j6 |5 L
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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