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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
0 z5 |0 T2 e* d# W- S/ khad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
# H% W+ {% l9 g- C8 g5 `only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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( j& c6 [ F1 @6 G4 {My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
0 b" ~ v7 x( z* D1 Ttight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
1 f7 k5 i9 r* q( {9 pwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
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5 b: `8 l. _# @One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
7 d& C- S/ A' Movercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and. `6 t8 h, P( a( r5 I- M" J
committed my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
+ V1 S0 N% S3 [5 O8 N8 ]1 \# o4 Qsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild$ D! u, c6 X6 j4 R7 d7 m
fling, just come up and get me."
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6 b; t, d9 A( F* s, ~; {I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
. j7 G: s0 R, u; X' _7 z/ ]8 P9 Kthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
5 y5 J+ f# e- a7 u0 s5 P7 g9 tstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards9 s8 a# G7 e9 D" Q$ p d
my car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing2 A% G' x$ w" h. U0 X) I5 b8 e- z
outside, all clapping!
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and% c# e% k4 N" [) x# B
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't+ v9 p, l) K H
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."! O$ O# a" j; {( C0 C
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5 ^7 _$ E V1 F9 kAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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