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$ |' T. H9 t% p$ @7 YI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
3 \; L0 ?: x) d( Y F# e* thad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
% l* F% |" G6 A7 tonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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9 \9 ~; q& y( J* C) ?/ ?! _My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very2 i4 P2 V5 w: f% F; ^
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
4 O& x* A6 d, K& c8 r2 l9 c$ Ewhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come/ Z; o! J: P: t' B
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she" U, a0 n! h& U! K6 r
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
: g+ H) v% J4 U" Govercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and6 I$ B Q5 n3 A+ ?; [
committed my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She% }: i& s2 ^4 U
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild; t2 U; @" k9 T: P1 t( O! s+ ?7 I3 w
fling, just come up and get me."
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up' W( S6 `( {" ?( U/ x; w
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline* w9 f) L8 y$ L! {6 k7 I
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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( |1 B4 `2 U' D: |( s8 e! |To my surprise, my entire future family was standing/ V5 O7 M$ _) e' N4 e+ {5 z+ t
outside, all clapping!4 j% P, D# G }0 q' p4 x% ]
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! c" A3 E3 z/ k2 j& ~" y, _" b! a3 YWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
) W" l( @6 L% Nsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't1 l5 z7 @, V! f6 \* t& \
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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4 n" |' {) q: ]And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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