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" g: T% S$ t3 Y: z4 _' D# GI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I* ?, A# u1 t0 J, @
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
# V5 W- A. G: Z0 monly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.1 @# |8 B. M$ Q- Z. P# X0 q1 S, F4 Z
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9 S) N% h8 {+ e7 Q! c8 nMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
1 x5 ?$ J" r4 ]; ^2 V7 `tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down" y l0 H2 v! B, O+ j- A
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be- l* M! J# p2 \3 W
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.- x4 X7 Y- ^/ G: d Y% K1 z
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't) G5 @, E. M8 [1 `; s: Q( c% G9 f
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and6 n5 m6 T# q& S" k$ f
committed my life to her sister.
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; Z3 b$ Q* U6 q# ZWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
! u u3 ]2 c7 xsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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M G4 Y+ b( hI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up/ v% ~+ Z/ ^* }: A9 O
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline" X/ B. J/ H \6 X. v: }
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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9 x D$ y% c$ i* WTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing: O" ~2 y) D N' n1 |9 w# L
outside, all clapping!
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and" A' ?# b% D! n* G; k
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't: \) ^1 t0 s4 y$ C# l& K
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."' e& m! Y" Q) f2 T' z
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7 O! w* @/ F( V2 R7 T$ N& iAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your+ f& ~, ~- @/ |% n. \
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