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) U$ S8 e0 K) ]( `I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I# D! }8 ]( c, H8 R1 h, \, U2 H
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
) G( t5 r: k- n" a. \only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister./ p: S0 g! `/ x; I" R
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, M1 j5 |$ g( k% i. p5 E$ Y* WMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
( I' E' k9 _" C4 Qtight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down' ?; V" z+ E5 [. E+ a
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be \7 ^/ @( K4 H' {! x; ~
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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7 q' k; e, s: _( ?0 E% kOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
. ], x2 _$ W2 x0 d t" ]3 w. Fover to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
& o' ~% n( E1 g; d, J9 ewhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't1 L) h6 H/ \4 z4 p. v" u
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
1 P/ ^, P8 D2 V }6 I$ X; \: @committed my life to her sister.* N5 m0 B( i: A. F) _3 E Q
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% ]6 c8 x' u2 N& z: E9 jWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She4 l- U0 Z6 u" X! P9 I
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild+ m7 M9 n# L$ z4 ]$ x
fling, just come up and get me."- s( O$ R' x+ S6 H2 O* M# Y9 g
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up7 }7 Y5 ?% u% |4 c7 e
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline+ w3 M8 S% n" d8 v) r. O
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
9 s3 Q% f$ M) Cmy car.
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5 V$ L9 m4 ~; v8 c* |To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
" A5 Y0 s0 i' c- l! loutside, all clapping!0 X/ r/ @; q. [) u: r
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
$ K- ~7 [2 M$ {. o9 _said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't, {2 e, S7 {$ C3 ? [* i" I; s
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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2 r8 z% R0 }8 M% N2 X+ }% V \And the moral of this story is: Always keep your7 A3 m( C0 c- N6 C3 e8 y
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