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/ p9 ?, Y5 E$ H5 ~/ w/ gI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I: Q0 I# V2 r+ f _4 p: J4 O
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was/ h0 d" p) `- }: X: U" B! v& Z
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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! h9 {! x0 E/ X- ~1 oMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very$ c$ D4 X* a- [6 n9 x: d
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
9 C! v* ~; f6 @when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
/ i, _5 Z) i8 udeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.% x) m8 A7 d% w- u8 A
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
: @$ [4 p7 E( rovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
- e* Z- L7 s0 v7 n) B; Lcommitted my life to her sister.
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4 T' P+ E0 U; J: gWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
/ U+ j% L# V; W. M; w' f- s) hsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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% P! j, J% Z$ KI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up9 @3 J" g3 U; N" v- a- R9 E: M
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline) l' K$ P. V/ W. M
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards4 k9 `" X9 \* w# M# X
my car.
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' g: X: J( Q! N: }5 L" J! }- [) PTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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) c0 J. z7 D- j v3 G; M7 x. GWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and: B% {& b/ [3 {' e3 S* w3 }
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
0 c9 A, p0 T, A ~: `5 aask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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