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& P% E3 o7 v: ~' x1 ~- V+ JI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
5 Z7 x# q7 _# R D8 bhad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was9 S/ ^, Y' D. H
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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; }0 c0 S) l: fMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
) E& a8 T; m9 I/ a ttight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down. { P( H3 w: G/ c
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
! H, z& g: @7 _; pdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.$ c# a: y* v: C1 Q i* V
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come+ d& h& e$ O# C6 `
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
# R+ S) @. c0 @& R4 bwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
- }' a8 ^& Z2 @! y# X6 `" o' Zovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
/ J" q \ Z" L) Scommitted my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She, Y# {) p' ^' O, j
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
( K6 ?$ U0 A; a% m) Ufling, just come up and get me."
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* D8 [% s3 I8 {4 Y, X- B5 n% XI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
/ G% y) l1 H, Y lthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
5 d: I- p2 g; s" mstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards) w2 ]. J4 i8 l: m1 K: f% I8 q
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9 a( M1 r; E9 f% N0 j1 \To my surprise, my entire future family was standing" `1 M" G9 P4 t9 ?* g0 f
outside, all clapping! ]( ~& ]! Z' C0 G, W9 F$ A& J
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and" G; Z/ ?5 m- ?( |3 _+ ^
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't# O4 D6 \' I e2 X7 C {* y
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."1 N& Z3 L: w% G% u
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your2 r/ E" X3 f6 I- [1 b8 s
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