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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
2 Y0 x: J- w/ E# L7 vhad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
, M J$ k9 k" R+ P5 oonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.* v% {7 D2 X) k
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6 e2 Z' W8 v" v. `9 fMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very5 l/ J2 L" ^* ^5 j6 h- ^& P
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
' {; }1 N+ E3 E$ U& W: Jover to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
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overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and/ Y2 G6 {1 K2 [1 S, ^
committed my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She. p/ P; A9 {) @! s& S/ }
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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6 q+ T# ?" b4 ?9 oI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
! p9 [1 H( Y( D& n9 Rthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline' a, `# i- J+ v# P' K8 [
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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7 h# M2 h8 K! Q' f) fWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
$ S0 s4 u" E" {5 F2 E, M! r9 b: Hsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
4 Q9 f7 R* `+ j) {3 u! pask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."" ]# {! j2 T1 t7 k+ T" p
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your) @" j! v; N: b6 i) c3 O
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