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% `/ n2 w9 O) p: d1 i% FI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I" s' B! _3 P- `) I% X! J
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was0 P+ Y. J( l4 u' k! g" D% n
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
. B7 W4 y8 k: M' ktight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down" K7 N1 `4 n' M4 N3 ^
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be/ u5 g7 V8 o5 \9 B
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come! x# g& b7 w+ ~& x0 m" S* q1 y
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she+ l# ^3 r( p5 X @
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't/ ~* [" p9 F. V
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and5 b) S6 B; y! w' |( P* X2 c( k0 I
committed my life to her sister.
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$ C! m+ B! U7 X( V/ \' sWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
1 M+ O+ Q/ a4 `: d& W6 Osaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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0 A0 {8 g- d' b$ @I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up0 O7 N, Y( f, G$ e$ }
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline- K8 _! r+ b P$ d
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards8 ~% ]+ u( m$ ~% _1 s
my car.
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% D5 k0 A1 G+ T" q7 RTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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% w" p$ j6 \' a( LWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and: d" {+ E- d. o4 A4 Z/ k: D" D$ y
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
. e: p; s; M% R; M" J( g5 ]ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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