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! r" t3 b- k) \$ z5 g& kI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
% S2 ?; {0 w) j& [, g) qhad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was. g1 y7 x) H& `: Y% i" B
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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# S3 g" s/ W5 K" P/ C5 @ \3 gMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
/ V& z3 T! `) x/ R4 u B% ntight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down/ C' x3 l: i3 o. U9 j9 H
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
% y+ o1 _# j0 p$ pdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.. B8 V# D- T. p( o- n: V
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come( }* f3 Z% u; G: Y4 i8 F- a& O
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
! F4 s% j7 L5 F/ c( I+ w0 Iwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
) ?7 y" g! k) \3 C; e) X# F! p# Rovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She* w+ ]: d8 L9 k- A5 I: G
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild" u. I/ b% P6 r) G+ h4 C6 i7 v
fling, just come up and get me."
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up+ }9 J1 \$ z7 k( n9 ^5 ^
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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" i5 A9 Q+ Z! M- z( N- Zmy car.; Y6 `# L2 k3 U" Y/ Z
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing! @2 Q1 |. d8 \+ q7 h
outside, all clapping!* Y7 H7 W% k) D8 V* x# {
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1 O, a: K8 p- T1 LWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and6 o* M5 | T/ X2 H) O* b. G9 Q P
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
! }$ x3 E; V# A" mask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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