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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister./ l/ l& e; y1 l' |5 {5 t, G' Q
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
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when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come3 |! N* X9 a6 N& o
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she, a9 h1 L; t5 j9 @
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She3 _7 [! x+ \ t# S# _0 Q1 e- A
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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" ~8 \- k5 O3 W% ]7 Q* Fthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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1 ~; F, c, [+ L9 t) b* WTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
M$ c1 S8 e4 ^9 ^9 v( O$ F0 Tsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
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