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; c) G- k+ i+ {7 P3 G& X, g6 kI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
. p/ b2 i% }) g+ \* X, I% Whad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
1 u5 Q5 W/ Q3 ?0 X/ a2 b" Z3 oonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
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when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
/ M8 T5 h! X( u: f9 A0 X+ v( F8 bover to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
' k6 r- n$ i% h2 ?- Nwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't2 }$ f! x+ W5 A7 a
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
% x" E5 o0 i- j! g1 U* T9 b( L) jcommitted my life to her sister.
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! h9 V# J* E' P- E" _; B1 ~Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She2 ]/ \$ z2 m4 a6 U
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
7 b; X8 d4 T/ Z% tfling, just come up and get me."
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, W3 J- y, o; D7 D9 @5 l# D8 O7 FI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up" T; K1 u0 }* ]4 ?) f# v5 F
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing+ ~! |3 K4 d1 h# o3 P
outside, all clapping!
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
& M+ E) W% m3 `+ k, hsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
. A7 a# C0 Z7 `ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."0 c2 r0 ^# ~. B) j, D* }; Y
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