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* |0 I" E0 S: L! f: g2 Y* OI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.* `$ s) f1 r2 c
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1 P% ~( }0 p) pMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very2 ~% H1 o* ?* A$ X9 t4 ]
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down5 W4 t& `7 H- Y
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be' ~+ q+ ?& r$ {1 W, M' u [! x4 [
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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$ A( {/ ?* b& b3 e0 b. SOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
1 ?: ? M( e( w! A( c' X( F8 ?overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and6 {' j9 E0 l6 q/ I% G
committed my life to her sister.% G& U* v0 @* c- n2 |9 h
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She/ c+ C; r: F% f% P) G1 ]
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
2 z8 H" t+ D4 W3 m, Q& Lthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
" f! f; P4 o4 H7 s3 Sstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
[2 B* |4 C9 O1 t: Kmy car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
; ?4 z8 }6 i I9 d$ p9 E* msaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
E0 n5 V A1 F: O; Aask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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