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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I3 G; D: F' F8 Q
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
* C; O( X* @7 Q+ G6 O) oonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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, o6 O/ L5 F) [My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
8 t2 Y8 A! m0 b$ Y( W3 b, Btight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
9 O& T Y V! _. u" H% @: Owhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
1 p, W3 a1 U. I( O/ N I% hdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.. H9 |$ i% O, R# x) o2 n- X
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come# m. T, `9 x; @% _
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she+ i# p% U4 B, v0 b0 s
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
, B9 S4 ` y( G9 k" }9 H: {overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and. m8 Y0 ~& o" ?, {" i& ?, Y# s
committed my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She0 t9 B' S2 B. i+ X7 s
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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) B. |) o" ?3 j& Z! G+ E/ hI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
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straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
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ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."7 Y2 |4 M. I& ^* p6 o
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