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had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
$ @9 m Y! Z" b0 a5 F" c* uonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.2 N6 j& ]! c( w k# _9 N
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
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when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't# F% R, T$ Q# Q, D4 z6 q
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and( p0 t' z9 W$ I0 R% [# y
committed my life to her sister.
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# d& I: T% k. ^" zWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She+ B" M6 ]( U% M# a) c+ z% e* W$ w
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
: A4 o5 ^5 p7 K; m% Y( Y9 }2 Ufling, just come up and get me."" m/ h. q$ X. Z0 X% u1 B
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; p/ ^- Y; o9 n: qI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up, L2 Z8 u$ T: N# i; N9 b- Q
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
9 U: g7 X6 u0 {; Z% `' mstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
; E5 E$ R& u+ @4 L% G- ^. N$ `; pmy car.# E4 y5 }& o! @: P
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing- V& g u( `6 q9 |* H; E5 I
outside, all clapping!' K# }+ s' Z4 ?! @0 F
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
* D/ h3 t l0 d# U5 K* W' Zsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
+ ^6 \9 ^. ?5 g2 Y: mask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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j e4 A( L" [, w% l# `And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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