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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I- v% N% B) O# W; Z0 F4 |
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was. T3 }( {- {5 J" ?/ |
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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$ [! Z# t( @3 p$ ]9 x! a. TMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
4 ? t( }1 H; w6 L0 ctight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down+ O9 W. o* M2 E+ B
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be' d8 f. j; D& ~$ T1 _2 J
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come0 n" J8 T" o6 n4 d& v% o! Q: w
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
+ |2 g2 R; I! |) p2 I- [8 Nwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
( s1 ? @; s# M% L6 w6 aovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and1 p. [- A/ K4 a" T: l. e5 {
committed my life to her sister.+ z/ U. v( f8 r' H9 z* e
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She+ B' d9 y3 b% }& | z- z. e
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild) l1 G: @: w# k9 N w' V
fling, just come up and get me."3 X$ u N0 P* v3 _2 N5 x
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* z! ?$ _1 X3 nI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up# C# f# x* J! }
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
j; c. U# l6 a: wstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards7 c6 Z, |- a" ?8 |4 d) T! |
my car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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/ k) V; K% t! m- n7 e9 p8 bWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
# W7 A* G" o6 O$ ksaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
0 N2 j9 ~8 m+ B. O& F; bask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your9 B3 `8 b, r, h" Q
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