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! W! [) A+ }% i) FI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.- ~; E( x5 A$ p% N F
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: A' b% J2 z, G$ G% E) c/ Q/ gMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very, N0 ^- r. A7 V* ?
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
+ F# B/ D# U" j* Qwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
, I: ^: G2 m5 m$ A2 C6 D; \( sdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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& w4 y/ T6 T l: b6 C& H7 xOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
- ]9 n# z1 J9 V) W; m# r4 a0 Kover to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
1 P2 _; s/ J+ m I1 O1 s! {whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
( g& r9 A% P2 F; f7 {4 }# Yovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and: G4 F% A4 A! Y* W: V9 g
committed my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She t( U$ ]8 F4 }1 v8 I
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
2 L, c- X7 _9 Sfling, just come up and get me."
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& d$ s; e3 R& r! k7 m4 yI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up8 u5 h* }% R+ L" f7 Y
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
" G5 ~' y/ P& h" ]straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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8 R! [% w0 x' o7 Q$ ZWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
$ ?: p/ J9 ^1 W+ E) tsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
! A% p4 W: M3 X U+ Vask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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