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8 d, K" c* }' } EI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I, U0 ^- b+ j |
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was5 c3 r& [& W% S
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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) K/ P. z5 g" J! H& }. oMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
: a: K6 [* T( E, Utight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
" X: ]( Y" J! J0 [; V" F9 S2 Awhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be+ F& H- Z+ J1 [5 E( g/ \( p
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else./ O( K2 w$ g3 Z
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9 s. n) [1 j, o* cOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come! F- t1 {; P V0 V
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
& m' u: D# v* W" h: y# W6 f0 Ewhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
. i- V4 Z7 g2 i. Y1 B" B" lovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
- L4 z, E. E" S' Wcommitted my life to her sister.
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5 R! F1 X4 L0 y* E0 ZWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She2 |; t9 J: H% G- @* _" ^
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild) `9 G) l) N$ C7 N1 T3 D
fling, just come up and get me."! [3 Q+ ], c. C! J% \
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+ I$ q$ E" t4 ZI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up& ~) p [$ ` V$ w" z1 R+ p
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline% f) k) e5 N+ y! l6 Z5 f
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards8 h1 R0 h3 }( t. ]& j+ J" t
my car.1 B9 t5 k- ?, F0 I
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0 o* d3 ~& Z( y$ q" f6 YTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing& F H3 s- z! C8 V: }
outside, all clapping!
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) c* l$ y9 Z, s2 ?, a/ q3 `With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and. x/ l3 ~% r1 X8 v
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't& a% T9 M: f! |- m8 q2 l
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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/ S2 z5 F6 w( T% o/ OAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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