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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I7 ^2 p9 _% A4 C3 U3 v# f; v
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
. R$ y4 ?0 `* m, _. a' ^only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.( j: x# s" y/ @" ~/ O, d+ p
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very% Z$ u% t1 @0 m5 V* A. ~
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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2 e# d, F- M+ D$ F# s' VOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come7 j# i+ j0 ]3 u) |
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she. ]* V: _% G8 G. \* [
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't$ S, v0 ?( |$ D4 X( p9 L
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and/ A3 q0 X: K. J' t$ E, K
committed my life to her sister., P" V( Z4 h: h9 {* V; J4 Z) m
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& ?! _: g: }( e5 B' D: y2 PWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
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/ R5 [0 p1 {* J4 }I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up" H" \3 R+ S) z" Q* `# G4 P2 b: d( H
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
" i6 \7 m/ U& istraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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0 b# _5 M: i* T7 K8 D& U: f, RTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing4 `- A) S9 Q. N' Z, i4 ~
outside, all clapping!: G' \3 ]& B1 }* A J* q' q
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
m$ n. \2 U" ]+ v. g; ~7 w* _said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't% q2 ~3 d C4 _' }2 N" C1 w, }' s
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."( s* ~% r5 X' ?3 l8 ]3 e& h
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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