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THE WEDDING TEST

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发表于 2008-3-25 21:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
THE WEDDING TEST  \$ Z+ @1 V1 l( ^. \' _
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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I, _' Y( A5 y! ~& |8 W& K
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
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: E# n4 S* o$ f/ o! o' hMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
) m" P6 t# ^$ Y. }" Itight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
3 g* t/ ~$ g: P1 k; V3 twhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
6 S, _, M$ l5 kdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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  S0 n2 U, Z; H1 ]1 {" x' [& q5 Jwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't7 P' n! h5 b! [, I# \
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and3 A/ T" }- O+ f2 J& u
committed my life to her sister.
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6 C0 D! {. N* _* [4 t* h+ qWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She: D2 p0 g! J- K; o/ k4 }
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up- v, N# ~% c: }, W% s( O8 ?( T
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline/ u4 x0 K0 w5 M* q6 L! M
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards; m: k3 H' m. j6 r
my car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
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ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."1 @5 z" i/ r- Z' q* Y8 g

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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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发表于 2008-3-25 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
what he is doing is go back to get the condom!!!!!!!!!Oh,man!!!!!!!
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发表于 2008-3-26 03:21 | 显示全部楼层
o... well...
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发表于 2008-3-27 07:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
  What a nasty man!
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发表于 2008-3-27 13:06 | 显示全部楼层
if he keeps the condom in his car all the time, he's not going to get much action...
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发表于 2008-4-15 10:08 | 显示全部楼层
oh, man. It means most of man is almost like that. that is why many girls can't believe them. haha!!!
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发表于 2008-4-15 10:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Funny. Hahaha.
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发表于 2008-4-15 16:34 | 显示全部楼层
well...
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