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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
# f" }1 w5 W/ _, z4 x8 bhad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
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) q3 F* @. E% {7 VMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
# U9 _, i( [) D' ytight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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2 l" l8 x7 P h# GOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
2 q8 D4 l8 E) ?over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
+ I, g+ ~3 e/ w* ?# L, nwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
: o" Q" n/ `/ t( r) zovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and6 X+ U( W4 |- t3 S3 w
committed my life to her sister.3 z: Q; [0 y/ Q1 E! A) y' {& n' n/ m
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
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fling, just come up and get me."1 D5 {, r! w; G e
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" x- D5 z" |1 w6 g5 r; RI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up3 u% ^+ F2 k, q0 w5 @5 Z1 x# ^
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline& Y8 j+ T, B/ k
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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1 D5 Y2 {1 D0 {+ b' ^: b" ]With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
2 N' `3 }' y9 o( K) d6 Esaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
* a0 `0 R% `. u# m+ d! k- wask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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