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THE WEDDING TEST

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发表于 2008-3-25 21:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
THE WEDDING TEST" [4 y8 p3 S$ @5 c. E: d

+ \0 W( D9 c7 T; FI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
. ?7 _* l: \& o7 W$ d: ]tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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, Y+ E* Y8 e8 M. C2 odeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
- I4 a# N7 }& Uover to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
0 X6 Y# |! X( s9 e  i# e- a# L  pwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't5 T* `9 l/ p: [) c) y4 l$ _$ ?
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
8 `# h5 i4 z0 c" X0 H+ ucommitted my life to her sister.
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2 @8 l% ~0 ]& A$ ^- ]2 q. t) I! K+ i4 vWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
2 S  {8 p9 q7 w% wsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
* \5 L2 W3 ~/ {3 k5 Y, G; M+ {fling, just come up and get me."
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up4 C9 I* k$ n2 B
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline5 ^0 e! b' |6 W$ u' c) o. m; a
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing) A$ ^- l2 a, v
outside, all clapping!
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3 K! W7 J+ C3 i% P1 ZWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and4 F0 ^* s7 S0 {1 @1 V$ _
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
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: l7 D6 W; Q2 h1 p! E- z! oAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your8 ~6 Y/ r6 g  A. W) G
condoms in your car.
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发表于 2008-3-25 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
what he is doing is go back to get the condom!!!!!!!!!Oh,man!!!!!!!
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发表于 2008-3-26 03:21 | 显示全部楼层
o... well...
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发表于 2008-3-27 07:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
  What a nasty man!
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发表于 2008-3-27 13:06 | 显示全部楼层
if he keeps the condom in his car all the time, he's not going to get much action...
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发表于 2008-4-15 10:08 | 显示全部楼层
oh, man. It means most of man is almost like that. that is why many girls can't believe them. haha!!!
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发表于 2008-4-15 10:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Funny. Hahaha.
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发表于 2008-4-15 16:34 | 显示全部楼层
well...
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