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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I6 U2 w0 K+ F, z9 z' a( A
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was* g: ]1 U- ~: }5 o x4 q" x1 @
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very: N: F$ L6 Y% G+ _& |( A9 h. V g6 u
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down+ I9 V' u1 D$ ]$ i1 P: p9 ^
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come' L( I+ c3 \. o, R* l' l; C
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
' E9 b0 h, T# `6 u* Bwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
# r# g" _' W! P, xovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
! {8 P/ I3 e+ S; Dcommitted my life to her sister.
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; Y8 S& x) N9 A+ O) S% M! @0 [Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
* k, D" b3 @6 t$ ?- g8 n) esaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
$ K7 L. G9 P6 @! Gfling, just come up and get me."
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^* X$ Y& i/ yI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
* {5 g: H- C! C* G" rthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline9 w% q* T0 P& N; X3 X
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards u4 c9 [* s* [0 U# V' o6 g3 v
my car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and& U ]3 H# _0 q8 a
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't$ I9 w: g w x1 v( A8 a, l. C
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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6 H5 K0 x9 U8 O7 K2 i% r7 J; s& tAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your6 z; q' ]5 f# U, ^7 s& b$ x0 P
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