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& {. r+ h5 j4 Q- M) e. V4 r& tI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I- k1 n2 u5 c* `
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
5 ~+ T# o- U" d; g0 H4 z! ponly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.1 o) l( o3 p: i1 a* S
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
4 ` b* a8 G* f/ l& b4 btight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down6 n0 Z4 F4 g) A) i5 a
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be6 ~: N) [& {% `
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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4 L# T. q/ Y% g, l4 _+ YOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come5 L- x$ g. I+ |( @& U8 G
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she" n, a$ Z2 g* C# F" `
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't" t# E" S) b B. N) S. @% n1 h+ B
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
7 K- u1 m o& I1 s4 Zcommitted my life to her sister.# l/ w) Y9 S( c7 E" D2 |
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
& |7 K% l" M7 ?- x2 E& Xsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
) e; e1 s; {6 p }4 ^- z8 wfling, just come up and get me."
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! S0 W# Y+ L Q/ K: ]- TI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up" _8 a* j1 @( z8 R" n' `) R
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline! b* N/ k+ n4 g* M
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards" ~, [* C' h, i+ q+ Z
my car.
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' G" q, C9 A& m5 J# p, x! N& @To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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( E+ z$ S2 d) r& ]& I7 Y, J1 `With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
9 M( X# d0 J4 b, F: u/ D; `# e2 qsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
* d4 W% z, Q/ x$ Y6 r# e5 x+ f% fask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."5 |( o I( ^' n0 Y9 e2 h
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your! a$ S1 D5 B( o" j
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