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8 R) P" M' u4 P+ t' q: |" NI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
5 ^. |9 K' N0 s& r4 Mhad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
* w- h: v6 V0 q$ Ponly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very# K! R/ v8 ^3 L G( k0 H/ E
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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/ H, f! A& u" N1 Y. GOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come" s5 W8 ]8 Z* Q9 A5 W
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she, T; f" x' g3 X
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
: H9 Y: R: B6 Xovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
' T) I' Y- b7 [' S: ^) hcommitted my life to her sister.
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8 E, q' R [( ~9 q9 O; QWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
& s6 L a1 S5 Psaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
) u0 A4 ]0 q+ z* e7 u- B! ufling, just come up and get me."
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
: e8 X7 t" ]' k+ X& z: V: `the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
, C% ?0 ^% z9 G5 z' F( ^straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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: G; w/ {5 ^- C; {2 d, \6 PTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and. }6 a6 b+ W9 ]( Z; t; L
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
" E3 V J8 q, L' v* t: Fask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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. x+ k* n6 V5 l7 U, AAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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