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9 Z: @4 N. @9 ^. Q/ c$ P8 n, dI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I c2 a. u* X9 N3 B5 H# [
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was: [" }3 q5 h/ M$ N
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very" `9 n/ F& y9 e
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
$ N% P9 L* c0 `, @when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
! i5 s. }8 e$ l6 {deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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6 I: |( z2 e) D1 POne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come/ h! E8 U% a* c* H1 C
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she+ @! E/ H$ c0 n) B5 u
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't7 b4 a7 I# s* \4 h3 L, c" F
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
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8 Y O# g( w# m7 L9 g, l mWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She: o/ M! D" q- M- d8 J7 w# F
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
+ \$ d& v% a5 i! M$ P3 z+ [fling, just come up and get me."
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! o) V8 u! |% g6 }1 L+ kI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
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straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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4 F7 q, V" X$ ^/ v. S PWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and3 B: a. l; [( J6 A; ?
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
) ]; i6 P5 x- pask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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