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$ s% K# x4 K% Q: u: mI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.$ \* g* }9 S F
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( ?9 n/ a; @" E3 e' wMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
# X* h7 q) R( o- J+ k$ z- Etight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down5 n" U& X* {8 ^5 i( `1 B2 ~
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
" E4 \$ J* B9 B0 m& q Cdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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2 e* h2 s V- V) A% q5 V7 fOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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# p# V0 q. e/ \whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
- \4 I: K4 T4 O T, novercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
" g P# K, R3 ]% A/ Ocommitted my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
/ k+ B& p$ o* z, U2 |said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild8 {# b2 v7 N7 Z! N+ O s5 s
fling, just come up and get me."6 z( P. ~ a, _6 R% O5 X' t
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
9 e5 t# ?+ o( }" N: _5 c/ W3 {the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
3 q4 y0 o" K$ k$ s4 F7 dstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards! p q4 G4 K ?2 t& y7 s
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+ d7 C3 |* P: z' M& f& ]: k wTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing; }6 O1 ~& N$ p1 E" b
outside, all clapping!
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and* `8 e8 _7 j9 ^. I7 u6 C
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ^; S; S9 }7 A [
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."1 Z" \* s' |; e8 D. Z1 D- }( R, h
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