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& Y \9 H* |4 i! z" Q* G _I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I6 c: k) M Q5 X! M0 g
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
& b& c- S/ ~7 a1 p3 uonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.) Y5 d1 O8 s) J$ H
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
* @$ o: r- E/ a+ T7 @8 R- F2 K. ?tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
/ H" ]/ t J1 l) h: V- Fwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be/ J9 X0 X, H+ W, w, P4 j
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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# H% `. _$ p E3 G! Y) R$ eOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
" r. d; [( c+ W, V5 Xover to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
, B; S; Q( {! H* t+ e2 owhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
7 ^; Q9 H* G8 N% y4 Aovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
3 C7 ^* g1 w; i% Ocommitted my life to her sister.
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5 J3 M% r3 M" F: I* s; r: |+ VWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
c8 L' D) S8 x5 N8 Bsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild8 V' F$ D, @# \
fling, just come up and get me."% D3 y6 |5 x6 e% {7 `. }
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up$ R o- f D, c% ^% { o" M
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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+ \: L F- o$ J: L& ]To my surprise, my entire future family was standing0 o2 [/ i& N* R9 s6 {7 w$ e' @
outside, all clapping!
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3 f, L. r* E: h: E) ~% k2 C4 z9 HWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
; [! i- U2 g: g: O/ Ksaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
& ^* e# A1 W# Q' `3 Qask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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+ t' L* {) D; CAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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