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# i3 l& m, t2 h+ @I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
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when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
/ X( t: P' ^2 V: edeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.* U7 p) E ]5 G& v' G) G
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- r; o- T# P; u; }* S2 HOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come [; S5 v6 }2 |- j( j9 W& X% Z
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
4 E3 `1 R5 Q0 N$ S' u9 bwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
+ j5 I9 y+ n! `4 D, `( Povercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
' N+ w) \" Y4 B: u ~, Bcommitted my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
+ Q3 X# {6 Z. w: I Z# Ysaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
+ t! _" K3 b; p! e1 Q( bfling, just come up and get me."
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b7 K- h8 \) l: gI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
& I: s2 H8 t. L: b% Athe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
9 D& R: N; l3 K6 }' |straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
$ ^9 H2 M2 u% y8 l/ umy car.
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/ j& a# s1 U- u1 }3 uTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and c6 \) @/ I7 T& M( q7 `
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
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4 ^7 |, r: E I$ Z% ~( \) g3 GAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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