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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I# T- v0 F+ c+ B* v% W# x
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
8 h) C5 h9 @- c0 Conly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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5 J- n/ J7 V' c/ p6 I- tMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
! E z8 m8 D1 f9 T Ntight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down5 q, J. P' e' Q8 ]5 {) r/ V6 {6 B3 o4 c
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
: N. \7 p+ C. b+ S+ x/ V2 y* Sdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.6 p5 R& @% Y4 e5 J. i1 g- \
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come8 t$ a2 ?' t) T; Y
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
' v# i% c/ \: ~) b* Uwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
: G: {2 K* u; G; P6 m ?4 U% l8 R& i) oovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and I7 W# p1 F s! Q# q c8 w
committed my life to her sister.# k' U3 Y: O0 o; n: j) m% I
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
: R$ s/ S! w9 C2 tsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
' y7 q3 `* |0 s- I% V+ M% zfling, just come up and get me."- X1 G* C, Y+ c- d: U/ `
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up x0 x" `) O( J+ A9 i
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
9 t' I. ~7 Y0 y- Xstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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p- k& M8 a' e# y9 MTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing2 k6 k$ g5 f7 S2 F& K2 u2 g" V
outside, all clapping!
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
X( s+ o1 Q+ D2 G, Xsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't; t9 S. L+ H! @0 d8 u9 m) w0 L; P
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your: A; l) a# }: G% o& p
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