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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I3 V2 ]* J/ A# `, v, a# n: z& l
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was9 V! @3 D( ], F4 r3 \6 O
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very1 {, I7 y9 H5 s
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down3 |0 s& v& q5 ^3 p
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be2 A' [" D6 G* V/ M& X" D" I1 F
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.9 q+ k* z% p* f
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
3 q- U4 o0 L3 p7 B8 Jover to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
- M# E1 z6 g; G8 {! y& p5 ^whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
. u/ Y3 g5 o1 B1 @( Wovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and* v. E. w- P2 P2 S4 u
committed my life to her sister.- l d/ b* e8 O3 w7 y, A: g
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* F! o n& V# L% h- Z& @- @+ [Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She7 M; ]1 P: E, v" J# t$ ]1 q$ a) Z4 `( T
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
* {: g8 F; G# Q+ f* w3 L7 \fling, just come up and get me."2 F( u5 f! T) ?8 R; U
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up$ n+ g: C5 O& t# W$ U% n
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
9 ^) E2 ~4 d, q7 v" Dstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards2 \4 b% q' G+ u! i: l9 _$ [3 ?- l5 ?4 Q
my car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing' F. r6 s. F4 h; X1 C* [0 i
outside, all clapping!" [' r6 N6 R1 q) h; `; I* g
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and" o# }4 N, s7 i k0 T! P5 ]( E
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't' M0 e. J: r# u% U8 ^6 L: V
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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9 G+ y. N7 v. T8 l) LAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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