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) x' E: p' p6 V' N6 L' F/ G/ i2 F& [I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I8 H! V# X& C: p. o' P+ G+ E
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was2 E5 H; D, e: A) r6 e
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.$ r: }( e- ?1 c0 W0 L$ ]
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3 B% k8 Y. R2 [ R; RMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
3 ~4 v+ I8 @7 L% I% ^, b. Y! ^tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down6 H# ^0 b0 u: z# s7 R( S( @
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be7 {; h; c- p& T+ u! Q+ y
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.8 c- A& K0 c% k! k
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& }% U: `" Q/ T. n" K2 g, Z. UOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come' W7 D' M/ C) e7 W; h
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
" ~' f' ^ ?, ~- [9 mwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
7 j; |: L3 A: b. Z. p# `overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
6 z! v4 e7 o1 K. ]8 pcommitted my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
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fling, just come up and get me.". k3 i& t2 `( P# O& a
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
7 b& g1 f6 h3 F4 v# F3 ]9 g/ Tthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
, U5 q& i$ g) r2 mstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards5 u) d, V& A& T9 R/ J/ v
my car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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: q4 a( l P5 ~% N r! K/ W7 eWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and& n+ b) g" v* ^
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
9 a* R* O) V4 Q& L0 N1 [ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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/ D" b, b. C! x- `0 J% e8 A wAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your" [4 M. Y6 b+ I# c) ?- ^7 N6 l
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