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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I- c7 ? q. P- l+ _
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
$ M+ G6 I3 i- G8 B8 ponly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.& k. A+ _( T k. T I: j f6 M
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0 M, j: M1 ~* z3 K0 V, UMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
# h2 _' P q# I( s; q( `% y2 Q! atight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
7 p% j: L" p* h* B1 P/ cwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
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$ U+ g$ m8 t1 \5 d _) t9 kOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come" R" ^9 ]( Z% D
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she# v7 p! d4 c5 p; H- R; H
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't, w: z4 A3 t! R, u4 l0 M
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
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' Z8 P1 B% i) I) u: c. VWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She& a0 R% n, p* N6 O0 V
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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2 `: q# C, R! F8 fI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up8 J* B5 j: i% w: h" h5 x( S* z5 A
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline j4 ~5 j$ v5 _6 f4 h+ X4 Z* f
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards0 H# h: j$ B! g x6 l/ w
my car.; _0 F: o/ C$ S" @9 F
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing$ y, X, {0 _6 X& {
outside, all clapping!
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and4 q% F& ]9 z0 n2 K
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
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) e" j) _- L% j1 B- y+ T8 PAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your4 O8 J# X/ K* d6 l0 |
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