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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
! ~5 E( \ @! J7 G! itight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.& J& d. b) F0 t y! ^* P- E
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over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she, @, E& o4 x' a* s8 E
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't- A' [! H# o6 Y4 t
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and' P! w. D7 v9 G: j/ B* P
committed my life to her sister.
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% {2 q, d. j# q% d( H: L' s/ HWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
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fling, just come up and get me."
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
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straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards1 p: A2 X7 x9 ?0 l. g
my car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing* Z6 x( ? |8 h1 i& Z: r! H
outside, all clapping!
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and- q7 i" p$ L9 S0 e
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't1 B' j" r n- b
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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