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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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/ z A" }% v a7 M. d! i, MMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very! x$ M6 y& {) c% T. z X
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down- h# {0 {& n& a% y! I
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be* Q* [1 c" |) Q/ t) t' X3 d
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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- q0 w) Y G1 B1 G: D1 ~whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
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committed my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
8 z0 f7 q8 [" asaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
! Z, i0 g* k2 _3 |& `" hfling, just come up and get me."
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up9 b9 g1 v. h; Y- |1 g! D8 l
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing6 e. u( r& f* I8 I$ Z
outside, all clapping!
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and/ ^: U" q& {8 d
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
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4 l/ ^$ D- ~4 A6 {And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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