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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I9 J" A# W# Y: N9 E* G( S9 T
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was$ W4 B' c) t3 ]6 O' q: L- Y
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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c8 P* h/ H* _; L4 sMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
- I- s% p# Y: j) o" [9 z! ~tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
/ `+ b! n; _- `* E. d4 {when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
% J( E* c) `2 z ~+ _overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
: P. r) f5 B/ ?5 A: B+ L3 Ocommitted my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She" e7 G2 D" q6 w$ |5 [
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
3 c) ^; ^$ k6 C1 y2 Gthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline7 v! A" a" d* I- G
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards# f- b7 b; v+ }* I: T
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! v f; t, |* S% S/ v/ s, V/ f& BTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
% u; z% ]( m9 W; s* Boutside, all clapping!
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and t+ h7 W% `, ]* N( Q s
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't- J1 E8 } ^, R/ A/ {8 C/ R
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family." f/ a" A& y4 E$ P$ @- q! h8 E
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