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% I# y: {# I1 W" uI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
: z+ e2 ~0 c7 h8 M4 |had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was6 h( p5 O/ q% R# X n: _8 _
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.! a% x8 G' f) l6 _- }; q
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
& z$ D5 G9 w, p% ?3 j& Btight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
" u% v- { V3 |. {7 Lwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be' G8 w3 b, {4 T T7 v/ f
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.0 @/ m5 T' h( |8 |
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come* \/ u) M1 R8 ?
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she! c( F: |7 ?5 H6 E
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
5 A: u+ G) T# _% H, j5 ~+ Vovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
: z- h4 {4 y$ r# ?committed my life to her sister.3 r. W- a- X, M$ t7 }' x! j
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
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fling, just come up and get me."9 a" l) V/ `& |$ q8 C
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
5 s- t& [9 O$ P( |( a7 ?3 x4 f( Bthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
! P5 e& a, n/ k* Ystraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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9 t! x& y: H3 w1 R" C- a% ~ vTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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7 u0 c* G) i! W3 K! S3 @$ A8 ]With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
I: W$ e* ]9 ~& V. Isaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
u6 K! O' ~! d. H" d' G( pask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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