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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I$ O1 ~4 S1 Q: j1 Y$ _& i' z0 z1 ?
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
u# l2 L1 E0 ]; R% `2 y+ e7 Zonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
6 U* ^3 ^7 j/ y# d. c* @+ Atight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
i. g* _( z. C& M! u0 u! Z9 W4 Wwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
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4 U4 g4 p2 J+ D& c7 U6 M3 L& ^One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come* C; n& w( B4 g/ ?" M$ @
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
1 N9 ] F/ f7 N' M% Q, {6 x$ ^" u1 mwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
% p. q# m1 v- D! {3 N1 }# Wovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and- c) _3 v' p$ R
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
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fling, just come up and get me."
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up6 b2 L) c; s# b6 l/ F8 x4 X8 b/ ^
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline3 ~- W3 o4 `6 ^% O/ v! k
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards6 {& Z% S7 R$ V- x. S
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! h9 |; e7 P9 _6 i l: V; _$ lTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
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ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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