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0 r* n V7 x, i, M0 ~' A0 i* wI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
; T. P1 ?. v. C/ Jhad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was3 d+ _- O. p- P# {' y& P5 Z
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very1 s% k! z0 B- [9 l& d+ R; {
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down+ z8 C( N- T- L' E) `2 A
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
( u( [3 f- x% } n& |$ K) udeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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* j1 v- j, _- d2 m: O3 L$ IOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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2 @5 V5 D1 M- i+ |3 p3 i. {* J/ Rwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't5 d) y4 o' p% e+ o- S- k
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
6 j/ N% k7 l2 w( }" u' `, Ucommitted my life to her sister.
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; j% i* k* W `Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She. u% l+ t+ G3 b
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
2 g$ s7 T% t7 B2 M2 L! H/ Lthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
, m# s- E9 @& V$ c% y& Zstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards/ m4 A$ d1 I! B: c% i0 I
my car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing( P+ g& R; N! P, b% i, L+ I
outside, all clapping!9 l* \: _# l8 d6 x6 \* @
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. u' R$ c% | SWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
# L0 s/ ]' r' ]5 L: }2 hsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
* f. Y& {: ]1 h; s( }ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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- M1 I5 g N$ d4 D; T$ T' oAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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