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% h7 K% y5 M. W3 ZI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
5 o+ Y z2 {0 Y3 Uhad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
8 N8 L1 Z3 w# s3 S, v- ]only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.8 y6 x! j6 y3 a2 G: ^
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very- ?5 F: e- G' q" A5 P
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down. ~2 U8 D0 u+ v; q1 e. q
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be2 \& m8 X( E2 S$ Q
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.5 U( s) S! g; B; g2 {9 D. T
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come D+ z; {* x2 x. ~ A/ R
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
5 R* H! f3 s8 P- g6 x, a% Qwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
! k6 C6 i S5 Q6 ^overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She9 b2 A, h |8 E" p9 @. c! G
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild+ F9 I1 r( a& \7 Z& W
fling, just come up and get me."$ Z0 A% j( k' i ^
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A v9 Q# q; \# d @7 WI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up* v8 {% q* r& e0 j
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline$ I4 N, R4 T3 s, C3 x
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards4 r+ X, M; f( D1 e) _9 g, v
my car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing. ]4 e) e+ k0 r! `. [. D2 s+ s
outside, all clapping!
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" B$ A. C0 B5 S; ^1 cWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and3 |7 m. P9 }- ?7 Q
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
2 g! p6 t/ j# v& V3 ]5 z6 qask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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