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8 f& Q# Z7 F. W) l1 ]I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I1 s+ }8 C0 V% X+ R0 \
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was7 ~' q8 d- [* y: N+ ]( n
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
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when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
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( F' D2 q3 |5 D2 ~+ g; y9 QOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't! G( G8 l% L2 A' ]
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and3 ]6 {) F! D3 h! P- W6 U2 r
committed my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She [6 X' @! [: o$ r1 u0 ~
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild& n& ]4 [9 k7 M5 P" n3 }; S- P3 f
fling, just come up and get me."
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up2 M! C9 O3 T, h
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline: E+ _& A1 {3 U8 G
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards3 m! l! Y$ Y' r. K
my car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing. p2 {0 a" B) ]) o! g E
outside, all clapping!8 T4 i! {! R9 b3 J, C* \# J2 U
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2 c9 ~" a0 O, L9 V& ]3 [With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
+ P E4 L4 c( r& csaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
; C7 W [( t: A' V8 G! ]ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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