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 THE WEDDING TEST
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0 T+ k$ S: a4 L9 S. U7 A0 mI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
# J7 h( g+ w: G2 ^tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down! E) A, ?( [: m
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
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& d6 t- z* w! n8 h- U1 a! cOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come4 t. I, r" t; u F+ a' z! R3 N4 q
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she3 ]( W6 K3 V2 a$ d1 m$ A9 E
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
) A% }5 q" v' J+ q0 Povercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and& ]- T& Z( R2 g4 v5 w# @8 }
committed my life to her sister. t' ~8 ^- d8 ]
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- z3 F% y- v5 R- d, dWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
/ S) A* M' I+ v4 E b ?said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
c4 F& M9 V$ t! b; ]" J7 nfling, just come up and get me."
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( R- n0 Z5 N( U4 h9 ~I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
0 ~8 G+ p2 R: mthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
+ Q* U/ B/ z9 Xstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
0 J c! K2 B! C0 E9 Mmy car.. g! I% t2 J+ y3 d1 q; B
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9 z, Q9 t7 Y7 j# R1 U8 uTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
( M1 L5 T* L0 @) i% u" noutside, all clapping!
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, V. g3 f" b2 W3 e1 e. R* u4 zWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
* g- N* T6 q s5 ^6 H% H5 Xsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't& N! u' p+ ^$ y
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."( e. e5 x4 S" C2 b
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your) r; q9 ?, n4 ]! I. \0 j
condoms in your car. |
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