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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I7 u! {0 x9 I2 c4 S, ]
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
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when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be! M: U6 z8 @3 U' q$ s5 o
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.- F4 k7 Q, \ n/ N1 Q0 z# i. j
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6 j: _1 s$ s$ _6 W( A# b+ ~One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come, n7 r4 {! ~/ a7 H9 ]+ {
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
- W5 v2 s& y( \- c5 \# bwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
* @' h; E( ]& L& d' covercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and) V" k* s8 l& b
committed my life to her sister.9 R8 E% H, u, S' _+ c, J, y
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7 e& F( n8 m; I0 [+ A1 v0 t% hWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
, n/ f" ]+ z* U. v6 @' g2 @said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
# W% F( L0 \; L$ b8 V z4 Qfling, just come up and get me." {4 H. p, T9 k) X9 T
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# Z- ?3 S* P8 L5 \ l ~I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
4 |; j' g; P- C u$ I$ l, Dthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
- {# J* D* N' j" a, M& J0 n/ Bstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
6 }5 _% \4 ]4 H% ]0 y; Umy car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing% ] w* m: s: u+ _+ p
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and$ z8 Y/ ?& ~% s
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't4 R3 C2 {$ d2 M# d1 u7 {8 q. C
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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, \" o2 G9 G& u* ?. rAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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