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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I0 ^5 c% m5 |# ]# i
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very& \# l! B/ J; d2 Y+ K
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else./ G) k+ S/ j* n! |; h$ g" j+ \0 ~
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come/ y4 F, f/ s2 w* j/ Q& d/ ~
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she# c# j. h% M0 J9 j
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
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committed my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up9 x1 |8 T- |8 E5 }' {
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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my car.
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outside, all clapping!8 B/ m$ m3 U7 M% Q( S
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, k$ [0 m2 Z/ |) n+ [) QWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and9 Q9 K% V$ B( v
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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