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0 q, d7 e. G K) J2 gI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I1 j! L8 y) n f* s4 P/ o3 n7 g; O/ @/ o
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
* Q' i/ h( r* ^* l& s' |only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
' v3 O8 j7 E! ~) I; E0 s6 ytight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
3 D8 g7 U7 L/ bwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
0 l2 A2 S' f2 e/ V6 w3 ~deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.! {. d& I- d, E9 V Y
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% z% I+ L( A* [- tOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come6 `) P; d* ^6 r8 I2 Y/ U
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she$ M1 a3 ~* S' r! ?+ d' i1 G
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
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committed my life to her sister.
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6 A6 R/ |' |! K) t" I& Z( N8 qWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She0 G' \9 b' V9 d% h6 R! `
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up: P, A+ e$ E* I
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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; O% U2 o2 x: wTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
8 g) Z. K/ e4 O9 b/ H3 Msaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't9 ~, R. L' c! E! }3 m' r" i
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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2 _, o+ l# C: P6 s5 ^; F2 `And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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