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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
' e' P( {2 H3 A, zhad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
Y0 U; N; n; ]9 {/ Monly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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/ M5 n+ t/ Y# W* u8 NMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very6 b: ]5 K9 g, O) _( r4 |. P
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
H) @0 w9 @. ?& b" X8 T) bwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
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2 `; H. Y0 ^' q, s* w- oOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come0 L1 @/ b& A" s$ M# V
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't2 ]) S) m- y# z; O
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
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9 g! T- M8 g6 b, C$ d+ @6 P% GWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
# J0 e0 x0 }3 K: n$ [9 x* Zsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild# {( T( W" h, r1 ?
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up! O7 ~( T0 q3 {8 k# G7 `6 A" J4 G
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
3 q7 X7 b6 i5 e* u a$ wstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
1 @3 w8 ]5 [! ^! B" n& vmy car.
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- W3 \+ b& `' V: N- ^ lTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing* ^' J8 Y/ N' ]' Z0 g. H/ X/ u5 w
outside, all clapping!
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
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ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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5 L" O8 t5 e1 B/ s' p9 E4 gAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your5 _8 I) y" L8 i/ D% y
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