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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I. a8 }* H) ?4 c& a0 t7 U6 X+ a. _$ [
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was" i `" [$ H; v. X
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.. Y( l& a! |; J
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& n( N2 x% Q' o% q4 ?$ wMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
0 p+ }. e3 `& L$ Dtight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
1 X. v6 i! a" Y5 `# O" uwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
2 J& f( f B. X( adeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.& t& ~* p D+ a. G
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2 g) m& T1 I3 G. ~9 X/ lOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come, l3 S5 U: Y" X, ?1 N
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
$ _7 L$ n+ Y4 N: M' ?whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't; H6 ~- P5 o5 m: k h
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
, v+ N9 \+ c3 T( j6 D! q& F; H. t* _committed my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She% @6 R0 _' |5 u) t2 J* h6 G, n
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
( [+ @! [1 ?/ y; C# w$ p3 |8 V! Efling, just come up and get me."
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. R! x+ J6 U9 i4 W, }; l* K0 {% ZI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
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straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards& m" N3 _' `9 T8 \* q
my car.5 \$ q% V# x6 u6 Y" F" s4 ?
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+ g: Y! r0 ]& \9 } h: _& {2 f' PTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing9 d* N& x* g% K2 g
outside, all clapping!
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) z- E& p0 y Z @8 BWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
' q: F% a/ _! R9 E! n! g5 K; tsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
" ?4 S c( x8 S2 Pask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."3 q/ u9 a0 S$ J* |/ O* b2 G/ I
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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