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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I& m# A; l0 H: x3 a
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
" u' f% l& |" T0 w8 q5 ionly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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8 C# h! I* `" x9 \6 h9 gMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very9 e: }( u, ~4 W+ ]' c
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else./ |5 `. s" p) Z- w7 t: t
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! a% U3 V7 G/ `3 @$ \ U4 pOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
5 j: B3 A$ u9 r4 P" S( z- Sovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
9 t, K0 a/ @( p/ acommitted my life to her sister.3 ^6 C* P2 \6 h. u Z! T: k. S. O
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
6 ^/ N N+ I3 V. S) U2 U& dsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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( p8 ?6 S4 j: }' PI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
* v7 N# @9 L- p, V! O ?the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline( D0 q3 k' a% v; O1 p5 X
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
( [7 |7 L( D4 Q1 I' g* tsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
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