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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
' F0 p7 T$ _4 Phad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
$ l* ?. Z! T+ o/ p* z9 F5 conly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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0 i: K5 Y5 ~: q; QMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
8 L1 u% F5 N! ~; o2 ntight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
+ N5 W2 @3 c; n- J& _0 ?when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
$ F' `* }. g0 s3 V2 Xdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.; v& ^! d9 V6 Q3 S, D
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' b6 p4 w! s0 a7 {! wOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
+ S2 ~* h* Y( bover to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she# d& I# N9 R" W7 ^$ G: `
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
5 ^) `% j' C/ u2 U+ p/ v& hovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and1 H# G. h' H- ]$ \
committed my life to her sister.0 q- W* M. [0 t! P
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She* Q# V6 Q5 t. o/ ~) J
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
$ A9 e/ w) r3 y* ~- gfling, just come up and get me."
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up& Z: L2 O+ }4 z4 @; d
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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% u0 Q5 R3 o: F0 E( @' X8 ]To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
6 V3 z% ]/ y& R4 Vsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
0 p$ ^& T' X5 [( Yask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your1 V$ z" T9 e( h/ K& u9 k4 P
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