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/ ]; u8 s% N: cI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I: n' i2 m; V( x
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was7 a/ m, l- M5 f) X- ?- ^
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
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when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be2 I# q. b T- r8 @& z( l1 x
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.- R) c. p1 P. S& ^! _' A
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* V- X! {1 J. L+ _/ kOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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4 ~- M. ]8 M5 k) H, swhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
2 E- j& c: I# n: novercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
* C) R0 V' T3 v; [committed my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
5 A9 \8 P; G1 ^said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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* l5 W! C v1 U- TI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up6 c/ c9 i" P. g4 G' |
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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my car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing/ _/ k8 `4 E/ Q
outside, all clapping!! n( n# ~( x8 {& @3 @
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
9 C7 H. g3 X3 |9 Rsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't7 K u2 @4 p2 k) h. P. ^+ e% n
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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