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THE WEDDING TEST

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发表于 2008-3-25 21:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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THE WEDDING TEST
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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I! g0 N1 g! _& w9 C$ w4 @. Q  ]
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was5 u+ d) s3 E4 c
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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% t( A  N  _1 V( uMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very# |2 @* A" J. G8 q: j  Y+ H0 [
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
! `/ j- h) u8 W2 R# twhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be9 ^6 u5 r- C$ p) Q
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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; w8 P! ]& Y1 w% a9 W8 rOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come2 u8 c; Q, _& b" E( x3 s; o
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
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overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and: `% o& I7 a7 x' C
committed my life to her sister.
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8 y" n6 h/ T! G( G) zWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She8 Q2 w& F; w) j1 q
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild5 L. i+ G. _% C- K
fling, just come up and get me."
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7 d& L3 \' k, O* U  e' N( HI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up" X+ B# ]- S1 @
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline' a/ ?. `5 i# K8 ?" |
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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' A& h* ^& N. Y$ Y6 Q/ |3 xTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and/ S0 K: o8 o% ]( r; y  \
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
. h1 k0 P$ J+ L' r* ]' wask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."8 I- h' C& X; N0 M

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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your$ u4 k! F) t3 D1 G$ {# H
condoms in your car.
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发表于 2008-3-25 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
what he is doing is go back to get the condom!!!!!!!!!Oh,man!!!!!!!
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发表于 2008-3-26 03:21 | 显示全部楼层
o... well...
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发表于 2008-3-27 07:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
  What a nasty man!
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发表于 2008-3-27 13:06 | 显示全部楼层
if he keeps the condom in his car all the time, he's not going to get much action...
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发表于 2008-4-15 10:08 | 显示全部楼层
oh, man. It means most of man is almost like that. that is why many girls can't believe them. haha!!!
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发表于 2008-4-15 10:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Funny. Hahaha.
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发表于 2008-4-15 16:34 | 显示全部楼层
well...
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