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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
+ ^) n" S/ U, z( Ghad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was! Y8 |3 o8 B! E7 r" J; c* v0 L
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
$ u* Q6 S$ V K7 v0 Xtight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
! X r% \- U) [when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
+ h% l' f* w5 }, r; p# K/ hdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.5 A! T- K! `5 T+ g( X2 Q" }
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, Z' J: ?+ t+ gOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
% x& _% T+ w% d% xovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
& ?& c6 Q* P- ?- Q; \# vcommitted my life to her sister.- R' g0 ~- \9 W* v3 E
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She9 m, C) c) D8 y0 ?" D F% k! ^2 j$ a
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild5 ~4 m0 r) V. F( g# F
fling, just come up and get me."4 j, l& e: n4 e; \$ I7 w
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up* U! V2 b; g! h' J6 ?7 {4 ]9 S6 c
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline% W% e( w h! u0 g1 J1 K# @( x
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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! ~, b" L. U/ W, Y' {5 B/ t1 q) DTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
+ T% M/ i4 p+ O" toutside, all clapping!
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
! E. k6 E! B1 t# W* t% Osaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
/ h4 ]# o7 g7 K4 A. h& jask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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