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- F9 f( X" E- e7 F% D+ l$ n6 ^) dI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
: V6 p5 X) b) J& N; Dhad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
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L( P6 p% z# T7 X) l3 ^4 r3 e4 @& bMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
9 K1 K/ m% }8 G$ a4 |+ O2 }9 Stight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down+ R6 ?, j7 B% x9 E y" n8 g
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be8 H& W3 r( B# G# M- ]
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't: n: n2 y0 f- A9 J: ~( Y
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
% b+ A g% |, v7 F/ ocommitted my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She$ M$ _8 { D# L/ a+ }. o% ~
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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; I3 i% J7 R/ W5 j& KI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up2 m. s9 l7 Y$ G$ }( w; {1 I2 V4 H! `
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline0 g; n+ c5 r6 L, F" l8 w
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and9 i. k4 J* h3 I! W/ h$ [8 k
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't1 d0 p) D, R. |1 t; _+ W
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."' R5 r7 S+ N+ o# D. v& X8 A
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+ u; q. q( d0 p @/ J8 [! v# n+ P. GAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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