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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
* p4 M7 v4 d6 k! mhad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
; P2 z* B. A. o' {7 [only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.: i2 s( }0 K! @+ I' ~& L
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
`& f1 z) q1 Z- P, e7 mtight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
5 g' ~% ^; V+ u5 Vwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
% k4 L3 L! Z$ O" |, bdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come3 o8 U1 P7 J2 }8 ^$ q6 @6 r
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
7 Q- S B( S T0 j% y' ~3 X3 }4 gwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
* v8 I- f! z2 U w' eovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
2 n" ]/ M. n, \. o& ocommitted my life to her sister.
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1 }. A! z, m+ @1 x8 M8 U6 gWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
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fling, just come up and get me."
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
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straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing q- S$ D' t6 q1 _4 V# ^/ Q
outside, all clapping!
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
. k: b4 u5 y" F. R; L( q4 O0 C) k! \said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
; m. d% B9 s+ N: A( e4 }8 R) iask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.") B+ @8 W* M* w% X3 _2 H P; C; d; ~
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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