 鲜花( 0)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
0 ]4 R; d; T G4 D n/ K- {, v
, F$ H* [. Q) d5 v' P6 W% k% WI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
( g- g6 v/ e9 ~4 ?6 }8 w/ H# lhad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
7 ?2 u* o3 X0 H+ x9 Bonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
3 ]7 S( M1 n7 {: j# F7 c8 }
4 z. X' S% h5 `
% m c0 ~/ ~6 J; P' i
9 G i4 n% m6 u( \2 t: d1 m. gMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very+ j! y- @8 `7 c$ a) e
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down' l; N% f7 ]: u0 c
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be0 s) i* u5 {$ x
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
" n) I1 T `$ U+ s; M) V) X# X( n. k) L! _- S0 b9 m9 ^( [' h
$ t( y" c9 h6 N/ V5 @: ?
- a' B3 K5 e5 r# MOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come5 I) ]# f, |/ `. ]
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she$ }' P( R1 ?$ K2 ]+ j& e- b
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't, Q5 u6 ]" M& b, l4 Y9 c
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
0 e( q3 T' h; O/ K) s& Q) `$ kcommitted my life to her sister.
; ~0 e8 u- H" o2 n/ l5 V2 {. X
# k/ a& A1 [5 U* [2 q: C- W$ T) z
7 M3 W6 _- K' i+ e6 H) O7 C
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
7 \6 P+ n2 G2 a E; C( }3 \said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
( s% L: u$ K/ i' O7 w% Vfling, just come up and get me.") X% V y1 T& ^4 h+ a+ n
( H/ g& Q+ B/ R/ S4 ~ A" t- ~- {1 j9 G
8 G2 W4 m( i' m$ ?1 B2 v6 S
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up& |6 O* G9 m9 r5 h
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline$ O- a# {" |1 Q d! t3 N' K% n
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
f$ R9 D: o& @: {1 Lmy car.' S0 ]5 M2 I2 {$ e' o
/ U' ^( o# h1 ^3 ~5 x. E r: [: J* `- N7 r
- @; H2 Y1 i4 B: Q$ @- V/ A
To my surprise, my entire future family was standing+ \0 @& t# D" F0 @8 k
outside, all clapping!
1 w# {' V# f% J8 u) P: Z9 w
: q+ E: I1 H% W7 Y: B* T( _. E
' G# h$ ?0 X! L; kWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and: H2 X$ _% ], g8 f: N+ x" x
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
i/ f! b1 S8 h4 Sask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
! v* x! }$ ~: }# [8 e/ x+ G, \2 R# k* k# ?9 c6 ?. L
7 e* s* Z# {6 S" X
& L+ J) g0 S6 \; g
And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
8 `, A& }2 Q) T6 p A: |! J" Fcondoms in your car. |
|
狗仔卡
发表于 2008-3-25 21:34
提升卡
置顶卡
沉默卡
喧嚣卡
变色卡
显身卡
发表于 2008-3-25 21:47
