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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I5 @3 m1 d; K! L2 ]
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was5 r. p! B% d- y* R
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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1 q/ O/ \1 O/ n, \) v, Z* q% ?6 ^My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very: ~8 p! X5 E5 x$ M
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down# X- F9 Y n1 k( d! U* E
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be" A) {# g+ |6 s4 `* K; v( u
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
7 J$ R. Q+ F5 E$ Y0 Tovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and# ~" c5 F1 t+ X7 y
committed my life to her sister., e+ F% a' w* V
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- X3 t: w3 y- hWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She# @; [" Q ~. i/ T
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild8 Z7 P/ A6 l$ c2 \# a2 o
fling, just come up and get me."
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
3 h; r9 ~: H, p7 X4 B# _7 l% zthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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my car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
* {# b1 n$ t8 ]& gsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
- ?( I0 {' O- Y' A- y: task for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."5 \! s( L0 C1 Y5 Z
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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