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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister., V# [5 u+ S' o& y
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( t1 {. a8 T5 N7 g* i( E& TMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
R" |$ S' R; s; `$ gtight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down' U( a8 S6 m! N! [; I
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be. c+ j# l( ^, \# H* Q1 L# e
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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3 d" X+ {+ D# b/ j% f5 u* i/ tOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't% a, E3 ^. a% I; G5 a0 W5 L
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and5 q; C1 x# s/ @. Q: @% J1 v
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6 i! Z- J' {; ?" e1 mWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She0 c7 G7 f0 p8 T' X1 o* h; H4 t$ `
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild' w2 x( w) [5 [
fling, just come up and get me."
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- s3 w7 z/ {) s2 q, n. E& X+ N! ]I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up x/ a5 ]# k4 y: J, ^3 b5 ^. |
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
4 {* _: d' C- G$ \- \straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
" S4 h! ~9 A% g4 ]# l' Xmy car.
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4 W: `! }2 O8 w6 J. \; Q. [To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
; j& d% R- V/ isaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
3 b0 h K) R; a" Z: @$ n/ h% Task for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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