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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.# ]( O6 Z' q( F3 _8 s- j
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! m% Q1 q7 S; v! ?- p# g; i: v( KMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very1 @0 U# [# \/ L3 b5 @
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.) T1 R8 T% z) {1 r
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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/ D& ]' Z, V. W; @# R" ~whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't# y! h3 e5 r. R$ H* S1 U2 k9 B
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and. |( P, ?4 l" I- G) w& g
committed my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
/ ?* ]/ D7 x4 j& j& F4 Nsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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8 u% T7 [3 U; h7 yI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
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straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards- T7 n4 [& j+ C* t) x1 F) S4 ]9 f1 S
my car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing- l( n" |2 t6 M5 k
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8 C) Q8 C7 t# EWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and x" Z/ g) E/ r7 X
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't* q, e: t1 u8 Y% q% } a3 e& {
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.". E8 T" O! @0 ~8 X
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