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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister." Z. N J7 G! l7 B6 T
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very# m% g t4 d' Q( f$ q
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down0 a3 K( Q' d5 D% K2 b
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come/ Y6 W" Y: d% A' Z- C! j# K' _$ v- X
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she8 E$ M, }9 M2 J& w8 C
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't& Q* z8 g% g% B7 t8 c
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
& i7 p+ Q7 ?- ?) g; s9 }committed my life to her sister.3 U" w: n" R' k$ ]( e4 g" d- l a
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' a' @" R6 g7 Q {# b3 i8 _6 [Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
7 A6 ~* u' ~( }3 J, F: |/ _said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
# R7 S( y0 X6 g1 ?fling, just come up and get me."
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! x4 v/ B- k7 M; FI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
4 c$ C7 H6 ]4 H7 p; w5 Q, xthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline! [% v" v; |+ M4 h& G* ~
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards% ?6 ^, f# z h% b2 J. h
my car.6 g" ~. E: {6 s. Y
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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* i) @* B/ N" l: _With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
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ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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{' ~8 e% J& L) a- \And the moral of this story is: Always keep your6 B& z+ |7 Y6 k C1 O
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