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 THE WEDDING TEST
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y, z0 L) i; ~6 V; e. ?I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I( i, q( j _* i2 i8 Z
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
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% K& S2 _' @. g) ~, t" N( C( kMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very3 u, a9 m" S0 m0 Z' \
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't6 j! E+ i2 a& b! l& ?3 p6 t- P4 X7 x0 D* G
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and! p9 ~% f1 W) L( R$ `# }2 g
committed my life to her sister.9 ~! a5 n/ [" R" }) _, D
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She/ T7 p% {5 W! j4 z6 D
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
+ G# g1 |1 z i+ Kthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline! Y5 ^! R/ c! k" o
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards3 i1 \9 w# y/ m8 E5 s4 E
my car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
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ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your6 E" n6 p" s" O$ V
condoms in your car. |
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