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; m% v! l q& l/ I ZI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I& e$ N1 Q; e/ F* `' ^8 N& H: J' e
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
9 `# j" ~" G# X0 yonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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+ Z' j/ H. [4 o; ], J: ]! I! wMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
5 w1 a4 i5 X1 y( [& ftight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down; l7 t# G# C5 d6 T$ E
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be+ b* w2 A Z3 Q
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else." L3 Y2 _# T. J( i
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come& y5 P) ?% f* V
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
, \: L% p2 u7 g5 k, ^whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't+ }7 n7 v* r; m% T
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
/ p! I6 g1 X, B r% isaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
. }9 @& G1 l% r3 _5 e4 U9 G1 ?fling, just come up and get me."
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; N5 A$ r% W# u/ Q/ y, S6 UI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
/ S: X* U+ B; \& m1 q' Nthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline# v1 y7 J/ v/ A4 d
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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}- t j+ @% _3 p( X% f7 Q$ y1 @With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
8 C( R! ~% Y9 t2 dsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
: |5 G/ i. {9 J* a$ Uask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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( `: g% J. R8 A; _6 _ vAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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