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- B6 N6 k# L, V. Y, MI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I4 U, @; ^1 H w8 R5 P _
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
% e; e X- w; oonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very/ k7 F3 k0 c' @+ N7 F
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.1 J- A3 @0 X6 s* Y- g
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
$ o/ Z# B' e& u3 i' O% uovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
: p3 Y0 A* p# E ~* F4 ~committed my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She; O, b) ~6 C( O
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline/ H6 n) V6 E+ H) g( d0 V/ ?, h
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards+ q3 ?* v. A; t" c K3 {3 j
my car.
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1 w; _% y7 m+ D7 e" k+ e* X1 QTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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. P: g, ?$ P' Y1 g0 a2 Y/ [; |With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and% f; a8 T/ k% ]8 @* Z/ B) ?( h
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
2 f9 @' x0 o Y+ \9 vask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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