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/ ^, J' [* @% {& s5 wI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
& C$ q) R& `( X- w# M; M4 uhad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was7 `* f1 l7 \0 e( C/ |# @& ?/ g" D
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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( W! a x8 f6 \$ K8 ]* M1 V$ Y* bMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
& I* U$ n, X9 j8 {) a+ x. }tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down4 z7 p& Q' [ p" Q6 l3 Q
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
1 G% _2 u/ q. f2 J1 B: Qdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.. R; ]; q9 h8 Q1 j( U# T
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3 @ m: j5 f7 F* r9 k. qOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
# e- t) N& g$ B0 y7 p/ l/ m2 eover to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
+ H' R, { D; j6 k& n: awhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
. _. j6 P* M, F0 x, K5 Iovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
2 M7 b; ~/ s( \3 `committed my life to her sister.) |9 X0 g$ L; D8 R7 a3 `
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) c; ?+ H% ?2 QWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She# Z$ q+ c& u5 y2 R3 \$ I$ W
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild, b' W4 ^ p$ q% i
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
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straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
. O- m1 E& r Y& xmy car.5 V' I6 G) m. O3 _, [/ ~
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing4 Z6 b7 O9 ?. a! k
outside, all clapping!
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. G0 K4 D, T1 ]2 W1 R, @. U5 x3 ]With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
2 ^) M. e6 {8 ?7 dsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't$ j4 e# w: L5 Z3 s% b7 _ A! {& T
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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+ A0 V/ n; M/ N% `( V3 cAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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