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2 z' V5 d! T* \" C, {$ t, lI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I5 G0 ]+ G! U4 c2 e; U: c
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was V6 a' a I+ [; k- h$ r( A
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.4 h0 c# |* v/ N' A8 R
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2 x: j/ G( M1 W S' e: qMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
% d' a( O7 _1 U6 u7 N- ^/ Ftight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down( [9 k( K" G! v! ~$ m: c, h
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be: M* s- n, o! |+ ^! {$ x# F
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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/ x' Q9 N& ?+ S3 d+ q8 yOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't9 Z8 }* s2 W8 F! K
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
3 T1 g7 I# a5 _8 m# Gcommitted my life to her sister." \1 e1 W- x# `& ]* H5 [
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/ ^8 P9 T/ P- o) Q0 `) H0 cWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
. q. g' T+ A) p6 x! Jsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild/ ^& r( [0 ~2 G
fling, just come up and get me."4 X3 a7 T* r( [. N+ L. f2 l, g
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up9 i) r" m( e8 P# E7 r- j
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
* f5 O# v9 E ?" l) gstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards; j0 l5 d! {# V2 n$ P7 K
my car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing2 S3 `+ U0 H6 W+ ]% }- n
outside, all clapping!
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and: N: I) q. I' e& Z6 y4 I
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't9 K, {9 y3 V5 [" ?
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.", K5 D& \: ?/ k, `3 }! l
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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