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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I% g* ~, ^0 N8 V. u
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was& I% ^, y% O' z$ G0 o8 m
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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) e# E( a; L; X3 CMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
4 f) \6 c1 P# O# L5 `8 Xtight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
# P4 J' ^, ]# U$ pwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
* |3 u$ X" R: x: U* ?deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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* p) O0 k+ Z; H9 R/ n" F7 y0 ]6 a4 VOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
4 d# N+ P& p4 ?7 t2 o; w, Hover to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
+ q8 ~8 `8 p _7 c3 `whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't# r9 j* } ?" h- ~
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and9 v; G3 s8 i. s* x0 e
committed my life to her sister.
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4 K* s/ w% l5 S/ }/ f+ LWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She9 \' \/ P! X: Q/ J! M S/ V
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
# ]- \- h, Z+ Tfling, just come up and get me."
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up* |* u. O6 f/ S
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline" U6 g& K( Y- h1 @' e2 Q2 I4 L
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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" ]% R$ E: F# P( F7 ~- E$ fWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and+ g: ?. _' `* {3 A) f( V8 R1 I
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
( e( \: Y$ u* @! R6 cask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your$ X3 x6 P' \3 q3 i
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