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b- r$ q$ \8 |3 p. kI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
; E% u9 S, C1 u# C4 b7 Jhad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
$ a8 c' r9 V$ Fonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.) W/ X' l) D' p; ?5 [* Q6 b
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
2 ~* D: Z0 T. T, H' f4 r! Etight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down/ N9 Z# a) c1 A; S3 e5 O h1 J8 g
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
* ^" A7 s% f7 ]' c! E `, Q7 odeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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w: Z9 F+ z* r) P6 _+ cOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come0 A: D0 [7 ^, N
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
6 N3 x1 A8 Q, F% s0 X- _5 }; @whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
0 f" p+ i/ }* j) I% ~/ N0 \overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and" S0 l. I! q' u @
committed my life to her sister.6 \6 W# `& n4 W9 K# [+ a
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
1 k# b; W1 [5 P3 z$ Q2 u& \; `, |1 ssaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
+ g5 \* u* _* X! I1 Hfling, just come up and get me."
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the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline0 S# r/ ]# d3 D2 u
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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2 b& F6 [* R. m+ aTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
+ ]/ Z- S' z3 V! Foutside, all clapping!
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+ Y! t0 o E- _* h4 e6 fWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
/ s' I) ^& t$ M. h0 Gsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
% |& b, U( @. ~) Y( r# ]$ L% E" Pask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.") |8 Y @ h+ ~$ _$ m3 K
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