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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
: b8 D$ W+ b Jhad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was& L) h. }' ~; R' Z' n
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.( {& ?4 A* l( {: Q
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5 {5 C$ D4 z9 K+ F( z+ @/ cMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
1 y \# q7 `; ?tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down; X1 n! v" @# H$ @
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
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" D) q8 ~2 X# k& h# ]One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come& y) _' V' y4 V. Q5 N) `( \* m
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
8 m, P( ?1 ]9 j5 o7 Lwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
6 i/ Q1 x+ @/ _( z2 l) X2 Zovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
( @. n$ f- O5 ]4 p7 j3 U/ Ucommitted my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
5 u- N7 _5 O& N% L! ~) J6 x( Psaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild% `! O' d, b: y/ E
fling, just come up and get me."& \( \# Q0 r3 ^$ M3 |3 J0 ^4 D
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up+ {9 H- z$ F1 c9 h7 t
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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my car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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" d3 ]+ z$ k! HWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
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ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."1 a. S5 N( k. M+ b; U- V" o
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! j, O% |1 W# E# r4 E( v( zAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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