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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I3 R* z8 o; k9 w I& D; Z+ n. U
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was9 g& X5 d) Y% F: E" u
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.4 q K+ C1 u/ o. Z4 M
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1 U1 `1 q: ]. m& g1 E0 k, A% aMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very" K( h, a% ~' { r
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down2 g! u- K! R7 `7 m' t
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come q* K4 V- |; p3 r) C2 M$ y
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she Z2 V3 w* H6 D# N* r$ _) K
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't# J, \$ D% X/ W0 T0 y5 l
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and% S# Y6 O, w7 v- m& _
committed my life to her sister.% H: [" q: a# O6 l3 j
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She3 U3 E& w, L. s5 d, U/ W
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild9 q& j# o) I0 N, n
fling, just come up and get me."
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+ x; |# M$ x$ v9 g; h4 H# ^I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up' R7 E8 k& ~2 `+ m7 k3 n
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and5 P$ X4 k* L% r4 p; h& `( z
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't$ _3 P9 M, S: F3 v; W4 }
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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