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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
/ V/ g% j$ R6 ~" K0 ohad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
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when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
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2 F; Z0 a3 g' l3 G- {% }One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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# u1 x1 d' F: F8 xwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't3 f8 _' R9 G0 }1 r* G
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
! G" ?1 ~. e9 b9 [: Tcommitted my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She; N; N3 X8 E9 G; a7 p
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up0 q8 ?% t a6 ]: {% F' Y: F0 F
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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my car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing, n3 \1 J5 w8 ?% e5 w! p
outside, all clapping!
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( w+ U, W" b; ?- w& W/ d* h' AWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and. }5 A3 s. U1 S3 R f
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't4 u9 x \' U+ [0 A* L
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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