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 THE WEDDING TEST
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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very( e& H: O( E6 e( z" ?, S
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
# } Q" W" X" n. ?$ Jwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
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# V9 ^2 S8 U/ i- S. ]9 ZOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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, _& U/ q* [; \7 X* I8 ^6 Awhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't1 Z/ e3 F% p9 [5 {& t* `
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
5 K3 `; G6 X# Z9 v1 q6 W9 ysaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up' t5 z+ v4 j+ j1 C- M ^6 Q& k
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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my car.9 [& G' m5 m) ^6 k5 C
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6 t+ {* I# L3 i0 Y pTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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& y! o9 s& o, f" I6 W* }& r0 _With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
9 Y4 e. j$ U% M3 X; Csaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't- r5 f& G& _* V n: s& i
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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R& H1 L& m" T# vAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your# D% _" T9 H- A, w/ f5 M, p
condoms in your car. |
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