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% |% k& U2 u* W7 w" AI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
! U3 V @0 a- n1 A' Whad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
) Z, H4 G2 o1 Q- M) ]9 V5 vonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.7 l, h9 B" n" ^6 _3 h& N
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" n+ g7 s, C9 B4 QMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very7 c+ P1 O5 ~) v
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.9 C+ i Z. f8 P( E' Y) w8 M( D* f4 F+ I9 q
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+ o+ `1 u7 R" p. z! P9 P& k/ `. WOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come/ Z8 U! m* T/ N, j4 |
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she Z" K7 s1 U( s8 w$ J2 U
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't* H. [" Q1 A! D _5 L& X
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
! v" S4 W1 U. j) ucommitted my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She" m. i- e0 o* O: }8 z! [3 b: ~' v& J
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild2 l; B# Z- p! U" t. O" B& m/ ?
fling, just come up and get me."7 U9 N* l _& k! l8 L5 k
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: t$ i" O# h9 v% B M# K4 iI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up9 L0 _/ S4 V6 D' x( A
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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& r) z8 J3 q- r+ {! t, UWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
+ g* Z3 L1 [( n0 _$ M( o- Lsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't5 v Z# e0 x: b1 `6 @
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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Q s3 F0 ~1 X( rAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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