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# u, S* t0 Q! d& h* P8 |4 ?3 ZI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I. o4 ]9 F) d+ s2 B- _8 T' D8 U
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was8 `' ]/ P. i! H6 v: B: ~
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister. J0 p! y9 E) q; T
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6 B3 X) U: {0 @9 O0 SMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very# R( q( l0 ^% @+ L* g
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come3 T" N+ L" [4 X: G* k' @
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she: Q* m. |% w0 l, [7 t- z
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
& m* c- f3 ?# a/ A; ] J/ U# R5 ^overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and% u' H" c. r& t* L
committed my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She, E7 x: K( I# u: I8 [# L# u
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild E8 W [% @- }2 K6 ~
fling, just come up and get me."; {8 _% v% Z+ L8 k9 h4 S; M
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+ n8 X% n6 ^* h8 sI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
# a9 V! p' E0 A. w, ~5 E# mthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline1 T: m- g0 e' W: U# C* n5 S
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
2 |1 ?. Y3 E8 l- Xmy car.
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0 z/ v- F/ r7 K) X1 PTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
! T* p, C" N& A3 k/ J. U, Toutside, all clapping!- P2 k( D9 |# X& s4 _; D2 |
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and0 | H( W4 c! n: M& Q5 Q7 y- m
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
0 c9 `0 L2 {) w1 G0 Jask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."# B0 Q9 C0 ]. @* x
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your3 M' ?! V/ o6 ^' J3 M" P$ g
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