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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
: Y( O: k9 y! P: B$ K Ihad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was7 x+ W; \9 P e( w. q8 g
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
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when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
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. o5 n9 `2 J: }! l( WOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come' r J( u4 [$ |5 u) v
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she) r* L0 z d6 M# h6 p; r3 w( E8 ]
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
* x0 `7 h8 ~8 ]! K, |& Vovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
, Y4 f) ]1 L9 U) _committed my life to her sister.3 T* l d; A6 U# ?
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She7 J9 h b7 G; ` @! j* l. N
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild9 {, [7 b& v# w* d; ?" o
fling, just come up and get me."1 O5 i E, E/ F4 _
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1 K$ ~4 L7 |2 i9 W! g9 ^1 m+ uI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
8 {- a# T) t) O: @4 }the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline7 j2 C4 j% r- t9 {
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
5 E& {, m" S: w3 s. \2 ^my car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
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ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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5 n8 [9 Q0 R9 c% l8 JAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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