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1 W% l+ h( k& E) @3 aI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
$ d. M7 p6 ]& k: zhad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was5 v. S5 Q1 Z, j
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister., l: l$ e6 U! h h# O7 j2 Y# `
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* ]3 e4 D( ]; dMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
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when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be2 D: y% B! `. d7 ?2 ~+ R
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.$ H" Z0 W4 ?2 q U. m# m6 O& }5 R
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" A P: T8 t& Y3 u3 \7 B! t9 }- V& w KOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come5 O5 Z, g) i3 l3 L5 y: v
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
# t; h3 U8 l" M1 o8 Kwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
7 D! j5 K8 A5 Kovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
6 g% N) |; W2 T! d+ v# Lcommitted my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She6 X; ~4 C' F C6 D7 o6 H
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild7 s* f, U) B7 O+ o# n# E! a/ b; [
fling, just come up and get me."' Z# e+ O! d7 L" b
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" U" k/ v w8 K( N: CI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
4 K! |$ t1 ?) m: xthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
6 h: ~7 A P0 Z' q0 ystraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
( J' r1 b# U& n1 W- ^my car.
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4 F- k# ?+ B# R: E. ^To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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" q6 a, C0 v. p- A. R- Y6 l! Y2 r% XWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
. d! Y8 b; V9 P/ s- R- c& \1 Ssaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
5 u8 `( |5 F( K' P/ eask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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