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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.# T9 x. X% u& O9 t
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3 r3 O5 r0 {: ^. z6 U. sMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
3 v0 ~* P1 `2 i9 |6 qtight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down2 @7 L" \( J! b4 T. C6 X
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be4 o" S; V$ K- Z& V+ J, M" C8 y
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.1 `8 M" ]6 P) `5 Y
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; M' l4 S3 e+ E4 L9 ~3 v4 POne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come4 }* @% |6 ^7 y' S/ ^
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
' `- @5 V$ n& }2 n, |whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
5 x$ R9 T$ e" G5 c, Z) `overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
9 Q: F8 l; @/ x: b# Pcommitted my life to her sister.9 a" k4 u/ X" l/ _% m8 W' k
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0 r1 `% T2 O/ i+ Y FWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
5 C7 G8 e, m% o! N: J5 H" B- rsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild, {/ r3 M) g) d# l" G0 z" g
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) @9 n- e, o3 {) j2 t4 ~! pI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up3 v8 T0 A8 D( j. d a) n' e
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline7 D4 n! O# e6 n- G+ u4 I
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards" p) Z6 c& v' U2 H
my car.3 _$ E* `& m/ z1 J4 U: w8 {0 X* y
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2 ~ m7 x7 G, P4 STo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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g5 |+ _% t6 r7 MWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and% D+ L- V! W! g/ K
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
% `! x, t# Y5 Hask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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