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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I7 H- K) |9 B% K' r! T, O$ q
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
2 I; q& O& Q! p z+ Tonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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+ p7 I- u1 e9 Z. \+ iMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
u1 P; Y: ~6 t4 F% L5 ~2 M# j( a- ktight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
+ W3 q3 w) W" d; L: zwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
$ L% g: h$ \: B; I$ Hdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come* g; e! l8 f; g7 k! |) ]
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
; e* c9 Q2 S6 A% Nwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
2 B! h. {& `- Q- | \! `. A7 Xovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
1 Z. p0 g# }; i0 L; D- Xcommitted my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She% w4 d5 Q' H3 R4 P* I' S, S6 Q
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
1 R7 C9 _$ g- }) v5 D0 w* s3 a/ efling, just come up and get me."
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up( c$ b4 |8 Z0 M, f. H
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline; p: l- R/ G% }6 R2 q
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards+ Q9 e& s. F! i
my car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing' o7 I% D* y" H9 V% `
outside, all clapping!
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
. v9 u3 d' V# w- u) Gsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't2 f7 r* d( v! K7 y, F) _
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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( f1 r e' f% rAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your) k, o+ ?1 m: M% n* D
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