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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I. r1 s$ `# Q! c- j' Z) E3 J8 v
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was% |- j- U- G) S
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.3 W. G/ n/ Q3 g$ o7 I/ g
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& A V- m& s, |/ C& F# r8 ^My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
8 V9 N$ p8 j9 Y4 wtight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down$ \+ E6 `5 G; |) R
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
. y3 L: ^1 g9 s- L+ c1 @deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't+ I/ P2 q8 \( {) ~: i
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and' J x% t) h v) G+ b) a1 P
committed my life to her sister.' t% l N0 e( K
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
) ]6 @ P2 i! J: w+ A+ Msaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild; t% L" ?" i8 m$ D: Y2 w5 j
fling, just come up and get me."
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
e" u. A. ]. a! i& n0 Ithe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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my car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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" H! p6 \$ }, P: [With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and1 S5 ]/ I8 c* Q) p( v# t+ s- N
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't( {& G& G- E- `3 J% Z
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."1 ]+ o( }& H! I+ G: t, M) b
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your6 L* C& i$ J: P9 z
condoms in your car. |
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