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3 l% d9 D7 w J0 _% v8 c% jI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
4 M+ `4 q& X# \, d9 uhad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was- K7 k( K+ V! M( ]
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.4 P) E) e6 I* m# f
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
, Q( e1 L1 Z# J+ v. v0 etight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.* ^ `, m/ E, p$ a% Z1 f
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't4 y5 k: _, x# [6 o: Q- }% C
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and$ F# G+ p2 b# Z; {4 D ]( L
committed my life to her sister.' [8 h( R& @: }3 k
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
$ p2 B4 z% ]' @' rsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild' G& @& y4 J0 X
fling, just come up and get me."
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
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straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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$ c# j; n+ O; @* gTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
3 [9 t4 G8 k5 T( [& h; ?outside, all clapping!
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and5 y# E# d H U4 P7 K+ i
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't9 e8 l" H+ J8 ^7 P5 C2 a
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."& @9 m0 a" h: f# Z+ l+ U' T
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7 i6 p* R7 S( fAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your, H1 W( _! G& D4 ?
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