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]" ?3 h4 j) X3 V7 Q" Y" t+ CI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
: ]! u! v( a8 C, x. k- Hhad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was* j0 \- }8 w7 \0 b( S
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very! |& v+ l" k$ `4 C7 F' Z8 T
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down& B& ^& O$ S2 p
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be" B! _* M! }* |3 U
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.0 W; h9 T' k: I+ @, r& l2 I
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7 ]5 S( e8 k' k3 x/ G$ GOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come2 |6 R* H, C! j8 `) V$ R# U, d1 F# L
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she- F# M/ _: ]- D) ~/ d( p$ W
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
9 k9 C9 C! t% R. N2 E3 z0 Lovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
; B: R( q V; P7 ccommitted my life to her sister.
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6 V* X6 F3 P# A% E( J$ M) R% aWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
* K- [1 B |% P0 u& j; Y- `said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
# C# j; f: e1 M. v4 m/ pfling, just come up and get me.", Z( {$ J, O2 E( L3 ~( V: f2 l
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/ Z, ]3 r6 C/ t$ K! C, s! ^I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up1 v6 B1 {) M) `! ^+ o& I: c
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
- n* k0 [- B S, nstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards4 z8 h. I# d! X, v: o$ h
my car.
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. j9 c5 k( w K+ I) M. F; oTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
+ v4 V* d5 K9 x! a* `outside, all clapping!
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3 Y$ M8 E% J3 t' ~ J7 H6 S6 u {With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and9 k4 }9 U( s3 j
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't) z: G- m! }! J4 b; @# u6 A1 w
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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, K3 v0 e% K# k2 ~. l) Q; [ GAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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