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1 h1 n7 K1 {- u$ o; DI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I3 r6 f/ Z: P$ V- n
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
9 v9 v" N! O! M* \ r9 J& O* R1 X( z# vonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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6 o( @! z- h/ r$ Y" F2 @My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
" t1 e! t8 f' Wtight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down# p0 @3 V! m1 L
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be9 w4 X8 T6 ?" E- s# y5 }
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come$ c2 Z' y2 S# d8 Q! o; l
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
) d4 Y" L# ]8 q- j7 pwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't2 f- J7 m$ ~( @' |' m
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
2 S4 ]3 n0 u4 y$ ^committed my life to her sister." C4 E8 b8 _9 M, h" \) j) P" q
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' r: X N r+ f5 fWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She4 R+ h% O6 q2 u5 E0 R
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
+ ?; U* Q7 |: x i4 {fling, just come up and get me."- _1 T1 ~ [: g$ x) w! J" u
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' P$ B, x4 h' e+ C( R9 s% x+ h( Y& LI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
. x1 \& K% w9 dthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline8 e' T& t' A- h4 K% d
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
, _: H D% P* z9 W* I% ]my car.: R( w- a. G7 X
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing9 r. K5 N: K# J! V% l. Q
outside, all clapping!
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and) v7 W( \$ e1 o3 U
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't& M5 ^6 ]( { p$ s
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."& m! k* _; y% m8 E2 {3 v& c
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1 Y# ?* A" H! u! l) O% ?And the moral of this story is: Always keep your" H+ F- m' V8 c$ G
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