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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I! |7 q) Y2 x% b/ r
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
& ~/ ^* ~. V8 @only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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2 s; ]7 c" M2 ?1 Z) y! `1 VMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very6 k$ q1 t) F0 \
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down6 O- g) g2 W% {9 F7 Y/ n% ^9 D" T9 |
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be& A# O# h+ v* K2 V$ C9 P$ E1 `
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.; p4 `' ]+ V8 L. M
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/ C8 E: g5 x! M2 H/ `4 M k% zOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
( w; m9 Z8 s# @7 ~, ~2 Aover to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
5 u4 p0 F6 S, W9 b3 |whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't) W- C Q& ^( \; {! E
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
/ J: E7 E+ a7 }7 G" g; qcommitted my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
7 H1 m6 Q) s: h# M Lsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
1 m- }& S4 R5 Z7 mthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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my car.
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3 `9 T1 Z, x- D5 R5 F4 mTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing& V" R) V! [) J3 n' ?1 t5 \; [
outside, all clapping!# S0 d( l- `+ x5 {, @% i
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and: a# |# M7 M$ K; q
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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