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had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
, g3 G/ }2 Z$ d. F6 D% Donly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
8 B) Q! m9 F$ r; N+ `, Wtight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.! | X, S7 R# I0 I
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't! S; y! x- K! }8 i
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and- B/ X0 \, \/ g+ C. K" X" \
committed my life to her sister.# t l. d- D: }* ^+ D
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
$ W1 a9 A1 _& T* p3 b9 M& h8 A: tsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
$ U) x0 T& O! h( t5 C- rfling, just come up and get me."
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0 h4 b F$ a' \3 zI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up' `3 ~8 v" S) O1 }6 z, u* C
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline. V+ @, m* Q" E: H
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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& n- [) l% c! K! t* VTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and6 X9 M# }* i1 t/ A6 z a- B' W
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
" G1 S" K* u8 D5 P1 Y# @4 pask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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g& i% t0 n0 j/ a% P" _0 I. ^, r/ wAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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