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8 E% \7 x8 \$ l" o5 C, jI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I v! V5 q0 [+ X& |( g; [; ^
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
5 ]0 C' h9 p: M4 xonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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3 H0 m1 v0 `. [5 j; b# }My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very4 V9 ?' o+ K) g! V1 ~4 k
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down' M( F* n5 M# P
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be; W0 u; U7 {+ |) |* b0 G' a2 |3 H
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.5 e9 I5 a* t: n$ \6 P% G
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come3 b* I a. ^+ I& R2 ?& K
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
, C6 f( U$ H# }2 _% }whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
: j) V/ Q/ l7 c B) Oovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
+ R' t9 R R% S" }! r& Y4 h% lcommitted my life to her sister.
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: j" k: w0 {+ u8 ~4 JWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She" C% N) Z; r2 T
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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' {- J* q% c" Z' v) Y4 B$ N, TI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up5 B. S9 T* `# ?$ x4 i* `, X( W
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline Y1 @/ N8 c( y6 T
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards) {5 _/ v" `7 w9 w, D0 a4 n; J
my car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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. ~2 B) i6 G( AWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
4 M# b6 J" v5 A! `6 @: d: A' Esaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
& g1 I) P, y/ P) T4 Bask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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* K; F. D- C4 G5 S- AAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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