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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.8 L. i4 Z) D: Z% a8 G
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very6 y, ~, Y; m) x4 r
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down# |2 g3 h7 V3 M4 l( P
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be2 D. s% D0 ?, K- t
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.( y. d' ~- F3 b- s2 s* g7 v' R
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't6 ~, g+ k" j$ w) i
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
; W3 [+ K2 A8 i. ?+ O W1 Mcommitted my life to her sister.- ]7 U8 D% Y5 T) i j: ]* `
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" Y! E t) B2 v* K. iWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
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fling, just come up and get me."
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
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3 b$ j! y! c8 `0 O5 H4 G% mmy car.
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" a8 G( @" i+ P* \To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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/ @, i6 \& ~$ q* S& H1 `) ^+ hWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
4 L$ m: f% {! i- t- V) |8 ]2 [said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't8 o; O& \; B" |3 `3 A$ x$ I8 i
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."$ E. E; s; O; B8 V
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