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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I1 m- ], S7 C$ r% C% S& T+ W- Z1 w
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
8 A9 r; i# O9 g7 [only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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; Q, d% D$ [3 H. j8 I7 Y0 EMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very# V/ E+ [, f# H9 R
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down) L) h" x% H/ @6 G1 @( b1 E- n
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
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+ r7 G# h9 O% h, Q% uOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
8 S [0 |% `/ O2 M5 Fover to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
3 h: y; @6 |5 o+ S) U! ^whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
& i/ `6 f& w1 v, q4 z+ iovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and a8 i/ H1 G3 I4 O$ m" D
committed my life to her sister.& j6 w2 ?3 [. M$ W5 U+ j
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She z* U% ~! y3 K
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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) D0 o7 d& f8 ]0 ]6 i+ z* QI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
! I1 _; [8 b- X! m# sthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing% W& g2 N4 l3 }3 g) Z6 T" W- S
outside, all clapping!$ L, h% A1 C i: ~6 ?3 ^. ]
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and+ M9 P- z! U) Y
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't3 f% v% w) Q' [# I
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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