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$ Z7 |' D* j' z0 ~+ W% fI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
* k* m" F# ^1 ]1 I1 xhad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was3 {! |. {7 A; w- N) [3 o
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.0 r- a- M2 i: o/ \
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
8 K- \ |8 _! c0 l" ]5 \tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down$ l! f# z& v. W" v$ f0 o% L3 k
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
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+ d. E b ?$ zOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
^9 S7 n& @/ r. ^ Xover to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she! u9 N' h7 O6 f
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't! s$ n$ V x0 ?% [$ a( Z ]
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and+ O' i9 F d5 \5 e1 g
committed my life to her sister., S5 O) y2 S) Q# U- m4 d
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; I* O+ W, A+ \* _) ZWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
! k9 p0 N; E' G" W. C3 ssaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild( `% ^' p. o+ w2 Z. u! Z5 u ]
fling, just come up and get me."
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- ^5 A' X' \& V" X6 e# eI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up. s, L/ [# Y; Z
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline0 H: n- z0 {" m5 e
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
4 `5 G- A# q0 z9 u# a7 ^2 Smy car.
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, `2 M4 A& W6 |! `. T$ G. ZTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing5 |3 e- d8 O$ p) |
outside, all clapping!$ U* t V A1 N0 D6 _9 Q2 q
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% C/ C/ `# @; S6 J* I; TWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
$ W* f% X0 D1 i" E6 U# H2 L" Hsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't4 `# n3 o9 \( Q
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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( }3 l4 V% q* |) b; hAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your" Z1 c, b$ a# M* T5 r. }) `* K
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