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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
" }$ w, ~: x; v9 I: b& rhad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
! Y9 ~- b. Q4 {( Q# {& F- zonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very# T, n2 H8 H9 ]
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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# {& @% g+ T. P$ tOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't- C2 w& V/ ~5 x; `* x
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
, J+ z8 ~- S' z7 n) ocommitted my life to her sister.
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' `1 O9 t& E; q2 P2 f' |0 aWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She' Y0 ?" O& B$ c
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up3 P' \, N! |$ a0 I' ~# W. m" {
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
& x7 k/ t+ j3 Y% istraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards5 e; i" V. n& V& \) E! e$ P; y
my car.
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0 w1 m7 p: U. N. W1 sTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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" x. o' ^9 M% t+ P8 nWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and8 y' G/ C2 h0 f& r1 F& p! [6 ^% D3 d
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't5 m2 }3 Y, }3 O
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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3 O* i" B2 x+ q/ Y2 iAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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