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/ S. ]* D0 n4 H. d6 lI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I; `! G/ f9 ^$ c. \& z1 s
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was Y+ ~; P ?7 A$ i- l3 A. h
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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- T% a: Q5 h- |% r% nMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
6 E& Q. k0 \& C: n* X; dtight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down, p% F9 Z9 A0 r) U5 Y
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
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4 ~* a2 i8 Q4 l8 ROne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't/ q: g! N# N# r) F
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and7 x' F- c: \, w
committed my life to her sister.% a5 Y4 u" c) q) Y
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4 \0 L( U# l& {# _& K1 jWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She) p: V+ K2 Z( k5 V; F
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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- R5 m" `0 t! h6 V' s& l1 wI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up6 S: T/ J4 t6 e1 H! z) q
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline$ B* z+ y' L9 H
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards1 D0 T: n( ~' }/ H6 ^; Q! {
my car.* E+ } Y2 V& V, b! d8 v' `
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) B$ j" ^$ A5 d# d& o0 fTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing; _" }2 t: E% e$ S0 ]
outside, all clapping! U" w, L0 j4 R: ^3 e7 ^
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3 ]1 r5 m0 @$ t/ A$ u0 KWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and8 m3 i- J3 E0 H8 C* M- W9 A' j+ U
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
. @$ u2 d5 }0 O; N- K7 C3 rask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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( a- {8 K& t5 ?: R! ~And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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