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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.9 u2 r: Q8 Z8 l, Z( N& N' o
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8 ?; r2 ~6 M8 @ h$ `$ |( U! jMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
2 T9 _- [$ `9 X* |* ^9 n% ]tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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! i+ Y' I- @- ?+ lOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
5 u9 B! a; b# P6 O2 mover to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
. a s' S4 I( ~6 s) iwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
2 K1 Z* {3 k+ X* T9 hovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
5 n2 ?. x, G2 e6 \7 d& Z" o, |committed my life to her sister.- f B5 M1 m9 F" D1 r+ \, _$ X
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
2 L/ R- b% J% ssaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
7 U. ~) D4 o0 \, H8 O5 Dfling, just come up and get me."
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[; }* V$ l6 l- l) a/ x& {I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
" K1 O# j; |8 z: Y0 o0 U8 Jthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
i6 J! l8 A6 K& }4 |# ?; [straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
{( H! H8 g3 umy car.
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+ f' b8 Z2 h# c8 g/ OTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing7 `1 ]# X" s O/ b) u
outside, all clapping!1 p1 i" j) n4 l! n7 O* D
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and; V, s7 O F2 Z0 r, p2 \$ o
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't( f7 w3 ]6 p7 U1 ~) E
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family." f" @0 M l8 A2 j8 X q; S2 ]
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0 s1 x0 T' h2 q I1 r6 W k1 eAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your' m( g# e3 N8 V: @! N) @( Z! N% h* i
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