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2 m. `2 p2 G6 d& ~4 l3 ?I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I7 x6 N1 Z3 V# ~ g
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
9 X' _6 J; L r/ |# r2 N# qonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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8 P+ Y) F: I: S. s! _- y8 N4 bMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very: m7 y( i5 ~+ u7 _; F$ D9 e
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down; |3 f, a0 q8 L9 @" {
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be7 p; ?! k9 J) ?. g8 L
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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( ]+ d5 h9 Z \& DOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
. y) ~% a( x! Z& X1 nover to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
" D. H. N# ]3 M& G" W z: v S" bwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
+ G( L% ]4 q7 ^- a; a* Xovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
0 J/ w* a2 O5 ~; _& O x, scommitted my life to her sister.( t& W; A r, Q8 l4 _8 T
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2 Z( P- l: b5 o8 oWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
2 Q0 w' b! q7 D/ a7 u1 V. Asaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild3 _4 X; s- A+ Z. ^3 k! }: @( V( x
fling, just come up and get me."
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9 o1 V' W5 Q; ~# t7 A0 [, ^/ HI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up( H7 T# w' N2 F# W5 W1 u
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline7 M# a+ U( {4 X3 U0 j5 y
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards! f; d% T. m g6 k9 s9 C' \
my car.' ], }$ P- W$ d6 M5 |
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing+ i4 }# L, [6 Z2 T3 A
outside, all clapping!/ h- m5 F. E# o2 P& p
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and3 ^, ]8 Z( E F4 f; z9 N
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't0 f6 l/ M# d2 ]7 `
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."& ]6 d5 @: K# T5 @. r. F1 y
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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