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/ o( ?+ A* o, p5 `I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.% I' f1 f6 H* r- I
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& `; F- ?2 K1 C2 LMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
3 t) t; k. r" d( D, y: y, A4 w) I% Mtight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
4 {2 i9 Z f5 R' I" h2 j8 iwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be/ q" F [1 U# L |- Q& q
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
0 \3 S6 W3 G8 Yover to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
6 v& S- p! q: }$ d% n) G/ U3 ~whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't6 _6 K: r; V5 Z9 d- [' k
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and( G6 R1 |' L, y8 P% l
committed my life to her sister.# k- r5 t, e4 \6 J" v5 |1 k
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7 W9 a# n7 I$ `) nWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She+ }$ v* r1 e6 b: g1 {
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild1 h3 w9 r3 t6 g' H: J
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+ C1 b3 w( |* o d9 }0 rI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
+ [2 U. b1 }5 {/ G+ C& Kthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
7 M8 ^( M) ^' Rstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
" t b4 u f, |3 D& O6 W4 r) |my car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
9 y$ k/ p, f ]* Q Y- csaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't0 k) _; z( M$ A) S
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."6 q9 D: x- U. A! V' V
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your+ ?) F' J# ?4 ^
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