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had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was: _6 N1 r; k: z) E( `8 f' v
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister./ o% s9 x F9 P) f; C" \
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9 I' t8 h& f( l7 NMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very" l# t( F& f5 R. P
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
/ n, j% [ T) }9 zwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
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; x+ L/ e4 J, x6 M1 ]! V5 n- xOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't2 P5 T# n, n+ M; I
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
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/ \1 ^& }% h* Y8 T/ e8 c5 KWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
8 g& S6 ^3 f+ ?' @' q# v& r9 Y, Ssaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild; Y$ T8 g: ^- A$ v/ D& Z5 r
fling, just come up and get me."
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) E$ Q( d- z; F3 Z( q' N* v3 QI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up3 R% O* O$ x2 A5 @2 z9 S
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline1 J6 Y, k2 T1 F! O; {
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing7 b; ^3 W# C; ^8 H0 h2 y, ~. `
outside, all clapping!
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$ _) N6 x* f! s1 bWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
- A& C9 C5 y( `) R: bsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't8 ~ `/ N& s& X7 {( c
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."- J- [$ v- N. L0 ^% U' U
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' x5 R# G3 |2 [$ K. J% KAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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