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5 z, a0 \. l2 J$ [0 ?. x5 tI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
( S8 H' f( U% z$ Whad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
8 y1 ]( Z$ c2 ]1 u) ^* Xonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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; j: l6 e9 e! MMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very7 n4 E6 D. K. b* Q$ a1 |
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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" ~* C( {/ Y* _1 ]- Zdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.* Y8 H6 y8 `$ T; i
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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1 Q- [1 l- Z7 P' C, x9 [: |* swhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
+ I* J" ^) L8 }5 P3 kovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
/ F7 }# j% T: K2 B3 acommitted my life to her sister.
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, {9 X4 S7 E" A2 hWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
2 ~9 _4 P7 h8 L" Lsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild s3 F! L0 ~4 I; |7 I
fling, just come up and get me."1 T/ W. E8 h7 M' o1 V0 y
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up/ L$ S8 z3 F- u/ `2 y- E3 Y: f
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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my car.
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0 h3 u7 K4 L( fTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
2 e4 q# d% M1 r6 U gsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
7 F, ~' a3 i& m% m$ D6 Jask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."$ C, X+ K) Y& l& Y) P
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