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' B5 a- f- j6 A2 L% d, ~! |I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I8 x* d# B( f; b% l
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
! Z: W1 ^. |/ [' donly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.! |# `- _( c+ Y" G; o- v& [
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; Q; h% \* b0 z4 |My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
8 g6 o; B q' E1 ltight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down# O5 ~" t1 m2 A- ?3 {
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be1 A( T4 m7 _1 E/ ]3 o! E7 B
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.' ^. d3 J/ P* k" o: O/ S1 j
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come7 f! s# b6 k+ _+ }7 a Y2 a
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
: v$ P4 w6 u- j! x/ fwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't* P/ s- i) ]7 W/ N0 x* n
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and2 {" E/ C* b% T- i6 n, [
committed my life to her sister.% V- T+ P& Q! \3 W6 {, K* e v+ H; U& |2 J& E
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/ ^+ A' e, @# P/ pWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
6 g9 H+ L4 `- v4 vsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild- X+ u) e. E$ f4 K* w0 e4 Z# l1 i
fling, just come up and get me."
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6 p9 x3 Y" z; u* o$ |I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
# Z. x. g: e, i) ]; W: othe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline! G0 r( g9 J. U1 E# p; s2 A
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards: r }6 r$ t) y( G5 h
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. {3 |# o) T& S1 Z0 HTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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+ g* E' C- Q/ S/ rWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
- I& Z$ P5 ]/ D2 P Qsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't) q5 R6 ^% t3 m
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.". `& s3 M# N: `& B- f
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