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 THE WEDDING TEST
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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very( M2 C1 B' B; s5 | ?
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down: _- w0 N3 p, H0 y; i
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be- p1 A9 b) a' E* A( Z! p% A r- ]
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't- a* b* c3 B9 s" ^2 b9 Z
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and- V+ m, `# R6 @ o* }9 N) O7 U0 p
committed my life to her sister.
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. C) _% l& N& X5 L5 w$ ^! o$ R! |0 ~Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up/ o# X8 y* w5 ?
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline5 b4 y0 p. [( N0 h( [+ c
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards0 p9 b1 h4 j% Y
my car.
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/ k! ~. Y/ N z0 J, LTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing0 p! W+ l# I( U# y" {- B1 k* J
outside, all clapping!
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and/ N0 _- V y/ I7 D' \
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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