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THE WEDDING TEST

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发表于 2008-3-25 21:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
THE WEDDING TEST5 T) U; V; e7 H% ^8 P
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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
1 ?/ z. r0 R5 Y* \) Dhad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
$ ^. s2 c# r; |2 c7 E% Monly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister./ R; n& q( i4 B+ s! I

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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
; F, y% B; l! G8 h9 Ttight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down+ C' W8 ~# ]- z" k0 s" @! N9 F% B
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be& M/ [7 V' _0 f, X/ z7 `
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.0 S- f( H# e* y" P
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2 o1 N  g8 H. i( X7 kOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
1 r3 E; p+ x8 ]& u% ]overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and' u% G( ^) Y' U) `
committed my life to her sister.
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& A5 f2 c' K/ K' k+ z8 K" `Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
+ W# x- k" x. H0 B* {9 E! Wsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild$ n8 l9 J# _0 Z; U9 j6 f
fling, just come up and get me."
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up4 O- o5 ?! L2 _2 U$ V
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline1 y0 @* ^# w  l" z
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards4 n; I4 D9 m1 |' x/ u: A/ o
my car.
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0 v+ f2 u- r4 MTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing! p( F# i6 a, V
outside, all clapping!
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
3 W, ]* j4 s8 t! P) Y  lsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't5 |2 _' Z3 h" N/ E6 m  @$ o( `  h
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your1 V# r' I* H' n% J$ x+ H
condoms in your car.
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发表于 2008-3-25 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
what he is doing is go back to get the condom!!!!!!!!!Oh,man!!!!!!!
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发表于 2008-3-26 03:21 | 显示全部楼层
o... well...
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发表于 2008-3-27 07:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
  What a nasty man!
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发表于 2008-3-27 13:06 | 显示全部楼层
if he keeps the condom in his car all the time, he's not going to get much action...
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发表于 2008-4-15 10:08 | 显示全部楼层
oh, man. It means most of man is almost like that. that is why many girls can't believe them. haha!!!
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发表于 2008-4-15 10:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Funny. Hahaha.
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发表于 2008-4-15 16:34 | 显示全部楼层
well...
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