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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I1 J% K! x; [* d
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
+ t* r% d7 _' s/ D, X. honly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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9 r; I1 R2 z4 ~& k1 X- P* T0 D) QMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
7 {7 J, g Q/ S+ r5 K7 ltight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down0 H' @3 [! k9 S' s" ]
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be% Q( Z: s) M0 M1 r' `
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.8 v/ _) z/ V* S7 D/ F2 ]9 b0 I
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come9 s4 v, C0 Q. U5 {0 A8 i
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
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4 J* L2 K( Q4 B8 Rovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and1 Q4 P) S& M* @( @9 I8 H
committed my life to her sister.2 { ^. ~+ T- K" n; V5 T
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
& ~$ z- i& _: C k9 `8 h7 xsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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0 e) b. z% A6 u$ v ]& K8 DI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
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straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards3 [. H. q3 m: ^" [' L8 o4 C
my car.4 s- `. i4 c/ H' q9 m: H V1 L
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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" E( s. `9 g# B9 m8 p: xWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and: }0 C9 R# k# E" S. m) ^
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't# ?' P# C5 E" s, V1 {
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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