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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
, Z9 V$ ]! b, R2 j& Vhad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was$ r* Z/ j8 V# ^" B# A4 i
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.* T* r5 ]) L5 G! |
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$ ~5 i+ d3 ^3 z! U* b7 d8 }My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very2 |: S" I1 t8 `- M1 d! } x
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down$ }3 M/ U; A+ e* S
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
8 x5 W' ^6 P8 a, pdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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s+ i" z. D3 u7 KOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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" d7 f. N! U( S6 N; m- M, p/ ^6 Xwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
% Y5 O9 ]6 m6 X5 Rovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and2 K: y) s( t) w* W( ]
committed my life to her sister.
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2 i: F/ Q0 i# H# X% sWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She$ d7 M3 U2 b7 L3 } d3 Q& a" r$ r& s
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild6 @. [' X( ?6 h7 _! ^
fling, just come up and get me."- @/ s4 h2 x0 \" ~
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up7 D" K4 K, k5 q- i, U. G
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline# x4 o- h F1 _% D
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards' m+ G- M* I1 V; }; m* N$ ]
my car.. [0 W" U9 F4 l' Y( p# N
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing* I. Q$ J" y) R- y
outside, all clapping! w# j) F! ^8 R5 U' F+ ]
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
5 u8 j) F" S6 g! a: Z2 i1 xsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
' a4 C1 I+ R" w+ P+ y: task for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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