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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
& e. c* K6 [- lhad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
$ i. ~% z o2 Y, d+ w- C' oonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.* V/ B# h" F4 U# L* w- c: @
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very5 d* P! K+ O$ ^! i9 U
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down, p0 p. d0 \" d* ~; u
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
5 k' j) j V! r& v6 u* rdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else./ m. O8 K# l3 c* q- C
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, x. ?/ Z- R: P. VOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come' k& I' O g7 M# S5 d
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she6 Y3 C1 X% X) Y& M* N$ ~/ c
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't1 u* P9 P3 ?& D
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
' I: A0 ]. ^3 U) b7 [1 Dcommitted my life to her sister.& K( w, h" D& v& d" i
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7 r1 D Y h, [# s4 j2 }& KWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
& h/ u# y2 r' g5 psaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up2 Q/ @ e! U- n5 U, ]) r5 P
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline1 _" t' F/ J* J* l0 i% |( I
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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7 C Y, U: S) Q! yTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing- }8 ~) W7 S1 x. ~9 m+ ?2 l- T
outside, all clapping!
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' Z2 l* x2 ]9 P0 d8 dWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
4 o( x, Z4 r, f9 Jsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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