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6 ~, f" g) b+ l$ z1 ]/ b/ \6 eI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I6 D7 ]2 H5 q& ~ \/ X
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
9 [, E' }+ `' ~, k) I4 M S+ u4 uonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.4 x' R" Z$ y2 v3 ^( f2 t' u
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8 p7 }8 a: B R' v8 m& P" YMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
7 x1 O2 }) l+ y7 q5 }tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
0 b$ J$ v8 a/ q6 twhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
( \. Y0 {6 p* Y7 @: n6 bdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.4 U* u# f4 h p" A4 C# Y# k( |; p
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come2 ?* C; P2 @' @1 C \
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she2 L4 z2 n$ k! _
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't) b/ j9 _- B& L" {/ k2 [- t
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
9 k3 _$ D1 D7 |+ V# Scommitted my life to her sister.
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8 }" H8 M# o* [$ cWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
7 j4 \5 E0 A4 v" lsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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: G/ ?' X" F2 w- |' C6 {I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
& c u/ x" J$ ?! I7 J7 gthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline" `" |. d' o1 E4 P+ c
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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9 T) L) q9 Q! @+ K1 TTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
: q$ A$ k4 {% C( Q) L8 F8 A( xoutside, all clapping!
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* J9 W1 U$ C" g! _* ZWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
$ g3 `' F3 s3 E8 d6 {" Bsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't- V8 W- `7 W e1 Q! c, k, V
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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