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* w1 G8 L! [% _7 U0 R. `* J6 zI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.8 q6 g% u! K' u
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
# V- p1 Z( Z. |: `& e. Ntight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
4 a: \) {5 P: W& i$ Swhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
1 y$ O7 f; h0 F# K% Udeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.' i6 x8 H# G7 d+ g) f0 C
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+ X% ?, _! ^, n: `9 S+ @* H0 DOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
2 [/ W" T8 s7 H* P9 Q& t D2 ~/ |. Q+ Z; Uover to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
4 Y0 C! A F, B9 o5 P. b7 ? ^whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
1 ^$ g* ~" @" G3 Govercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
* C) }: x; a! c8 }committed my life to her sister.- g2 J+ \0 ~' \: W0 b
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
* V- J! I, [; r" m3 v1 x2 v# jsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
6 o( e1 `, v) \# L. v. M r' Cfling, just come up and get me."
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
; }8 i" w0 t- A% Y( pthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline3 P! V. O% {. @" D; f) c0 W: V- k. ]
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards/ `% N" \* b! `% ~2 X' k# o% d- n
my car.
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5 I' D/ ~- Z% x. d. y# ATo my surprise, my entire future family was standing; O4 f; W8 L" b9 O0 k Y+ n* J9 w
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
% ?9 n' O1 v6 U/ xsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
, m9 J: O9 ^2 g+ Z( kask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."9 Y/ g9 F% o" ~' P8 b0 G2 Q |9 r
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