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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
3 Z; A5 b7 a! A* |' ehad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
: W! l- Q) Q4 D6 z7 h' j% f7 o% ponly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.0 ]# f1 y. Z8 ~3 m5 q q0 N' b
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
, O1 v) {& h; a+ m- ztight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down; I! d/ _5 I. J/ K- E, c6 X3 v
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
9 }# b0 ~7 z. H7 `0 V. q- zdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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' P1 ~- y2 I6 H4 E- |; @( ^One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
1 v; J( m2 a2 Xover to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
" @( Z0 u5 M. G9 p+ uwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't0 S+ M1 [( F8 g9 W
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and5 J( g: v. G/ O! D
committed my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She; [/ X/ f# `- ~: h' j, G X i. O
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild/ I1 {# e+ c- k7 X
fling, just come up and get me."$ `4 @1 Y/ R7 a5 J
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( N2 c2 U, `9 Z1 T7 p1 b7 b+ V \+ dI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
( q8 g$ {' ?* ^4 cthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline* M, ?$ T, w; h+ B+ S n, }) H
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards2 g( `5 C) ]/ y7 X; e+ W, A0 w
my car.
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( M0 j4 ^$ P) _1 P$ `& o3 oTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
4 N5 L, ]) e! |% isaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
7 g6 w! s1 a3 [0 f# Eask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."' D& w5 P$ D2 ^2 ~* R# y
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your" C$ Z' q# ?/ h$ B7 N
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