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2 F) e3 r7 {3 N* \! y' s7 o( aI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
7 V' F& k! R$ {& p1 ehad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
4 B, D2 a Z1 w5 w8 C, y P5 }only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.. t! H) O3 |( T2 I$ `
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very1 J. u8 y5 c* x$ i' D
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
' o0 `4 X" c* X- o$ awhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
0 Q3 k+ b8 V, g, }9 pdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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! l# k# ]' ]/ R' J- P: fOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
$ C! e# P4 S" d% p8 S S" Fover to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she8 x5 ? ]+ J M# P5 I
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't# @& r5 \9 u# f
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and* C' p5 Y* L' p, L
committed my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
6 }* R# g6 a* S. D- P: \said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild: Q$ O7 d- F+ B0 E5 e5 b; A
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/ ^' @* y; e# K) xI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
' V0 F* _7 p! C) h/ F2 e- o+ sthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline4 B& @2 b' p& y4 O d
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards' W4 v/ q, m: L* P
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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# t* u- L& o% D3 t3 aWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and, g+ e W1 V1 W) d- r {# u
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
6 ?( [: V; h7 _; N' L: p0 sask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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2 z" D: w6 ?' |2 I/ lAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your" C' l& s( h' p' F! s4 J, U
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