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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
! c/ W! g: Y& ?- u$ V, j) W; h2 _had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
( u g3 z i; Zonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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" z0 p" R- R' u3 T" T, g, b7 j7 Y; m1 GMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
7 t( `5 T% c3 qtight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
L& R9 i! G& S( v, ^ V+ Mwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be( r3 u2 @8 v9 ^6 l: C7 w
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.6 H& }6 e) [; s. I
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come$ D4 L( W; ~: b
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
8 {, T {+ e0 }6 qwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
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3 M8 ~9 q7 z1 e2 \5 AWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
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fling, just come up and get me."; {9 a6 }* f5 J9 U! }
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0 L) ~% y* Y7 \+ Q2 k9 m% ~I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
8 X' D' Z7 h8 R' N6 {4 _& u/ ^9 vthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline% F) G/ ^& y/ o4 a
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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9 ?$ T5 |* d3 r) JTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing) D: H; j) w0 c1 `' K7 i
outside, all clapping!, U% K3 H" }9 W* h1 W" {, C
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
* z5 }% Z9 U6 G- L+ G" b8 Msaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
' E! k( r$ d" {" }ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."" |9 S' b! e/ f3 J+ f. d
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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