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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
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when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be1 D- t7 ?3 K8 z7 B$ A6 B
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come. }) g% U4 r9 l
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overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and, {3 O+ o1 U0 E* \2 p l$ Q/ p- r
committed my life to her sister.
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' a7 W+ J8 n1 t8 { p* E0 c- `5 ?Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
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+ l- `$ j& c' s) ^6 x1 \. fmy car.
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' L/ u: {& }" I6 @To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
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ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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