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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I; L$ |2 p6 N+ h4 n0 T
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
3 i/ X- f5 F3 i0 O: [+ t1 Xonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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G( H7 E9 [1 f5 r5 r2 qMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very" Z8 m# \+ d4 [: o
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
1 A( |" b9 e- g# w8 B* _when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
4 |; J8 {5 c' U, ]8 F vdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come- c. o' g* e5 r1 a# Q `+ W
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she) q/ K# b" `+ T8 r
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't3 {4 A3 a9 C r/ A7 I% [! R
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and$ E# h5 P7 _! k" B+ W: L$ S
committed my life to her sister.
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' i% }: X' v* D8 }/ NWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She2 Q1 d+ Y2 n1 J- A4 M& C
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild- ]; S: F$ ?$ A3 \
fling, just come up and get me."0 W* r) [4 m& A; w9 ]* m
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. F6 ?: M3 E4 g% p! Y0 U1 SI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up9 c( D! i7 k% o5 Y! G
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
3 I1 S+ ?; }' g# W) p4 j- g7 Sstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards9 j, l* m- y9 x( y4 z% H8 ?
my car.
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% }0 ~; X4 o$ ^4 ]To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
' y5 R$ f$ w. F) n, T8 B; Toutside, all clapping!
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D6 h7 U( P$ t1 ~+ H D, i# [With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and5 h+ B1 q' o, {0 _
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't% h+ Z2 S/ n9 o
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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4 I- i. u' s% q3 t* \9 S6 r& b/ UAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your" d, o% Y4 W0 G$ h1 r
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