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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
6 B/ P( ]9 T0 F1 ?had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was9 {, n ~ k# K6 ~( F" v
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.% v& _5 r x* L
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
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when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
. t+ P, t% w) ideliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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7 @& X% ?# C) bOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come9 B! F N# _% |" N" [3 K
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she3 x- }9 N$ H) y5 x% P4 R
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't! R( {" L6 } g" h" t V+ j' I/ i
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
# W5 `3 Q/ b) k d8 Mcommitted my life to her sister.0 O* p# X- a3 Y! Z
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1 C: L, G* Q, Y9 L) d: oWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She) u: k' S0 T2 r. [" ^- ^
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild8 o- F* z3 z m$ F' y3 o- }
fling, just come up and get me.". a3 r, S& U& I3 ?) ]5 T
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: u( j" b$ M' g( |I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
, C6 A* L, q2 Q0 |- y# |the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline# L9 j8 m2 X: C5 k. F
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards; Y- n B) C- ^, H4 N
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing2 b+ `! a5 m7 q) R4 A. O7 O# a8 B
outside, all clapping!
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; q. j' y0 ?0 P1 {7 Y W5 uWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and2 l; d1 W- X3 M; Z( w9 X
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't- n, M0 g! c* D: X$ y
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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