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9 h0 L& L( T, EI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I! J2 _7 \1 `# b3 i
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
! }+ |% ^* Y! [* U1 A$ S! y, Ronly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.4 w" c: ]) v" i. e8 A) Y8 A
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very$ H$ t- i" B2 h2 o+ ^2 Q7 v, l
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down* m8 `/ F9 R9 B- q; T
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
* M$ @* r0 ?( M/ N0 [$ C7 q. udeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.; J) I3 r& _- }+ U" B
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't3 X2 ], C$ b: @; C# C0 _9 l
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and( }8 f. u$ f9 X& t r3 h
committed my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She+ q) {& E w9 `7 ^
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild' E. D3 }3 ]1 ?7 O) M s
fling, just come up and get me."6 U+ j$ k, i2 G9 _# K& F. `9 X
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
, h7 ^: f$ H9 f) s& e# G! n1 Cthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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my car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing2 w( m+ W: I: x. Y
outside, all clapping! \9 K) t9 r, q; h5 ^; X/ y' r
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: ~) `# _% U% y* RWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
2 i$ ^* z7 Y: _3 M! ?said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
4 e8 c& r* C6 T. qask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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4 m1 k: l/ s" c. Y5 O% p! QAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your. |% R c8 {0 D& K( T
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