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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
1 L# Q ]) ?& [" r! t- Uhad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was B% M$ _7 v# d! X6 R9 E! M
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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1 ~: G' ]7 U* L! t. S- fMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very% d$ G% g3 Q% _ L0 m5 X8 g
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down& S- g% x( s8 J O. G
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be1 v, @7 H9 x: {4 e3 T
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.' \& ^( B5 h# R3 M: ~/ S9 r$ W4 O
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't0 l2 `& u4 Y8 b) o: [: ?
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
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& C, e5 c) ~! {! j$ N1 T* L/ y' rWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
) G9 C* g# n% v# j& u- s9 C7 Tsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up. h$ ~1 }* q1 b! i
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline! }% f' }* S/ F0 Q
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards6 {6 K' p% l/ n5 s' O6 `" a
my car.
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Z2 n/ J5 ` t1 ZTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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- a9 X$ }7 {! AWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
- \1 u% y1 J/ {' |! [said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't% s2 ]) u9 g+ K1 h! ~
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your2 n* L7 {4 F: J+ T
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