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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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+ J. O& U- g9 G5 ~only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.! m+ Z1 w: B x9 b, s
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
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when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be, |* Q9 j0 f# E1 b' b1 i
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.1 B2 ~) H4 H, W
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0 T+ I) ^2 B4 Y/ POne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come9 {: C. _2 C7 L( _. k! r/ {- W
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
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overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
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. C9 q& Y6 Y) f9 g! ^% Y1 e% _I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up/ y @: u/ Z* U/ U. Z4 }8 U( L
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline" M! z- H5 Z! ^, D% Q+ ~
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards' U N+ x$ k# q7 B& R( N
my car.
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) v- [9 r; ~& f) bTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and8 w& X1 o9 M2 W* M3 b: w# [- C
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't" U; b* R' d" ^5 k2 i
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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3 W5 w: Q3 X* o* [" L, n' MAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your4 `" [0 Y( S) u; [, U. d- D3 r
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