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/ g& Q$ h5 e: _8 i# N: [I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
8 g+ c& Q, K7 N7 _& J$ C4 Fhad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was2 x; t+ z% e$ x
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister." x) L: k9 q2 n/ M( c6 W
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h" b: z! W0 R3 b) j9 \My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very* ]7 @. x6 A- ]) ] F. a7 T
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down% A+ s6 }0 z" U4 T# p/ Y. Q B% x" w
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
; d" p2 ~4 e1 q+ }deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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/ l( B- \4 Y- V% Q GOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
4 e! ~+ Z- a# R8 C! U) aover to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
* y4 N; H0 y' O( @; C/ ~8 \$ pwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
( |7 B& R# v& `' V' govercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
0 k' J; U2 ]2 J9 e3 p' hcommitted my life to her sister.. V( d( m3 ~0 h
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6 u/ \, _) E- g" [Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She' N/ S: |& f6 R3 u
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
9 u% `9 Q! }4 ofling, just come up and get me."
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up% E2 q* @ A' }, f4 J: a+ ~
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline2 V3 N' Z/ n6 W' Y) Q
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
" f& e3 @, R1 i9 \& G$ g9 W' l, B$ @my car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing4 B0 t# E8 C- T3 p! { `7 _1 A
outside, all clapping!6 H( I' Y! L% w3 b8 K; Z$ g
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
4 e, n: ]( n3 K; Qsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
$ g3 [6 }1 H7 N8 e" N O. Cask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.", [, W/ [8 S$ p/ W
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