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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
$ e8 w3 x7 k8 v& @4 Y' phad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
? z6 L7 O3 E! d9 `only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
+ b- V" p! u7 E' u8 ^tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
\: x# n/ |. r. s3 Y& { bwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be6 @0 J* |: m: E- x* y1 ^) ]: w
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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+ C/ }" K, o M9 FOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come+ u( l/ g5 k2 Z0 X! E
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
9 F+ A' P7 O" ?whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
% I6 V" y$ @2 zovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
6 L% Y& D0 J8 x) ycommitted my life to her sister.2 _* E- D4 E" L$ ?" ]0 r' I0 c
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1 P3 c, }4 T. b6 n. { k0 ^: {4 I0 MWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
9 E) A& O. Z, |3 }said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
" ]' G; h' Z2 J! j( t3 \fling, just come up and get me."
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up6 h9 X1 V3 f y# t1 ]! r
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline0 g& g, d7 }9 d4 Z' X9 h
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards+ V: a* H2 e3 v' ?% \, _0 d9 r9 m9 p
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing3 V* b2 Z1 Z* V4 x
outside, all clapping!# s' S; \9 r7 D& n
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6 L: p4 ]1 l! R0 V" }& Z. j# zWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
% ^" c" y9 z( {) D( qsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't& B" e: a c. o- ^% t
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."/ h' {0 V% U* ]
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your, T/ \+ `9 j. U. i5 }1 ?0 i; _1 N
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