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* | d: a2 | y, H- e$ \I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I* H$ \; ]. B7 R2 a5 R( v' b! a
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was: K4 B) Q# n2 B; M
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister., F5 y; k& m' g m7 f. R% ]" e
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+ ~9 T2 l0 J5 C( eMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very* F3 l4 ?+ E4 U/ U1 K* k( R/ r
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
0 p6 e! n6 s, w. Iwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
p; g% ^6 A! F: [- k, t8 }$ Xdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.* e) t5 G3 m, Z8 N; R) D9 x2 y
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and \( s! C$ _: Z0 }9 O" N
committed my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
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fling, just come up and get me."! V+ q9 \& K$ |) M* x. k8 o1 H7 S; T: E
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the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline/ `1 G" {+ U! {" Q
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards& A" p0 C: T& ?/ ]
my car.4 C$ R3 n1 j2 a3 {+ W8 ~! P
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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. t# {( H7 \- i! fWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
* m2 _4 v/ m( }8 A6 L% t* osaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
) \$ X2 f$ c1 Lask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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J# i% `( c5 q b* S) ]# U! tAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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