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! E! I5 l; U, M! _1 S7 S1 WI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
5 R, N: C: N% k2 shad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was' `) a5 |+ q' t# d) \$ e. c( q
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister./ k& G. s1 ~6 Z
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
4 l( U( [0 T% X3 ` x+ a9 Jtight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
$ _8 u5 I0 P5 qwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
4 A3 N3 F# `' v4 Q7 f8 ^/ fdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
4 S! i, m7 Z2 _/ S! K# Jover to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she8 j% a- _3 ?) ~- T' i% U0 x3 H
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't. p$ W6 i4 K* c6 @& o2 c
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
g( l, K5 y+ a% bcommitted my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She+ I2 y" i1 ~) M! ~8 m" R0 X3 B i
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild& \4 [( b; Z4 i
fling, just come up and get me."
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) H) q5 o5 O. n6 qI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
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straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
+ |! i( ]1 ]0 q9 Y) Mmy car.; l" ~4 ], Y/ z3 d: k, o; Z6 T: \* p
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! m) L$ g" l# h' u0 w& XTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing7 A% i% ]! T4 T' T1 y6 i
outside, all clapping!5 n( U$ R; | b. g2 E
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/ g- ^- P7 d- y% xWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
~( b0 ^# ~* o) Dsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
6 Z B5 T; d" m3 }/ Iask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."/ c ?5 ~* [; a7 ?$ i3 |
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; I7 F% L0 J: R3 \) K. mAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your- ^( p( Z) S# N. |. k; \; J
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