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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
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deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and [3 U1 K) b4 _/ v# r* E
committed my life to her sister.
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6 f* q5 o/ s) ^: z9 CWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She$ v8 Q+ I' r( s `( c) L* ^4 m
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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( i2 i0 n, a0 Y$ d' ~I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
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straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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% m' a8 S! j: P! V: ATo my surprise, my entire future family was standing( l- a* J* z, i
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: G( y5 }' u" C% wWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and E/ |. E& y+ H8 _; y6 W5 H; }( @; K
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
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