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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I6 Z4 D+ N1 ?4 u
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
* x3 O9 ~' C8 P* a& |, L/ ]8 zonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.$ i. b! X; Q7 L- v
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
3 o0 K& p6 | Q# N' htight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
# t3 m8 Q: `/ L7 [2 q4 kwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
! W3 n) j# s/ Q3 j/ o) \deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.8 Z8 ]5 h7 w) [
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+ Q# n; L, l2 G7 c/ COne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come! }1 C8 V+ b' ^" k9 q3 y% K9 N2 C
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she8 _2 l0 |% C, Y* P3 x
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't. x% `5 L* Y' B2 H' y+ v3 j
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
, y& @7 e6 ]7 R" d# wcommitted my life to her sister.
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7 V! {: r' n1 p5 ]# T( M" s4 VWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She/ r& z2 w( y' ?2 N' f! t
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild3 a2 V; @2 V4 e* w
fling, just come up and get me."
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: R- `9 C9 R. i: P) cI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up: b8 z4 w$ Z+ J2 w) A6 J
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline; n/ H+ b. u$ _. y8 W/ }) k0 Y. y
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards& B6 ~8 q, @, O* P! z
my car.4 g" j; M4 F- s+ o
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2 b' T3 b' c$ K' u3 z! J7 KTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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; Z. G; `+ H7 L; m8 [With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
/ [1 d4 [& ]& ~said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
* `. {" t6 \" H7 }- B$ x2 r! _3 Dask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."* T' u& `( \$ R, s) h$ S2 y
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) z6 \! i- {6 A9 A* W5 k# ^0 f! yAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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