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+ q- ~8 {2 l$ K4 E$ B$ ^0 P+ z; OI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
/ ?4 c) K; f- s: o6 ohad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
# _4 ], E, j! m7 o Z C- p) H( r0 Xonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
6 g9 p' `% [+ Y. U% ^tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
9 l# V4 v6 f+ w5 m2 f4 U {4 J( }when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
1 y' K: m; q+ R1 @; L+ H9 }deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.- _6 f- H6 k G& U3 G: l
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2 u7 x+ ^. q1 k; l4 u" _. L# |2 g- vOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
0 z4 _0 Z5 R; qover to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she8 C1 L4 t. i; d9 h" h/ D
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
8 I# K- C3 h; C0 Uovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
3 w' s7 s' F# j" I: c3 _committed my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She5 ^! L C h$ q( K- G
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
# A3 C* f! S& E$ }1 @0 R4 T3 c$ [fling, just come up and get me."5 E$ o0 u3 d! k, }! R: Z
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
; A$ V& Z% \( E2 n0 `the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
2 i' x& s1 t- \& a7 a0 B9 N1 ^straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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: C2 R: Y g% W3 B" i8 wTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing; Z' A* Z e" Y3 ~* ]3 G6 B/ s
outside, all clapping!
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' @7 X4 b/ [$ T/ jWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
' x+ q- o+ L7 c& Tsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't& ]4 X. ^8 J8 a" T6 E
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."1 S& t; o9 e: Q& `% [" H
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