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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very" a7 D/ q6 r. P6 t8 C
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down9 _ t- e; N/ r/ g8 {' o
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be0 X5 J2 Y8 R+ h& S# Z a
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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5 C. s# w( \, I4 |) M9 {One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come3 m( |+ L) V9 Z% s. \% o/ ^. B
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she$ p X' V7 H3 o3 Q
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
6 n- t. e& {% h# y) Povercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and4 h$ [' |# B) P
committed my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
$ H3 w5 \3 |% P' Usaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up* k1 L) d+ [7 b1 Q
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline6 s" R8 v5 S& e# i3 ~* G$ f
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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4 J$ y; t+ I8 r+ v! iTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing0 l7 ]! M$ C. o+ o" c4 ] j8 P
outside, all clapping!7 B. h' M1 c7 P1 Z$ o7 |
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and3 T7 |% ~4 H/ M
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
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