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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
8 ?( T; z& m" M. ehad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
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% ~- M: y! [! u. \3 lMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very& q1 z) A: G' U( j; I
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.; [2 G2 p! J6 d7 s! O9 U
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't1 L B3 j e4 Y" N6 }& u$ j j( {
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
! U5 e3 ^4 N, F7 Wcommitted my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She* D8 D t# A; o; d4 n. f' i
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild6 O- |7 ~! q) ]0 M3 D) ~
fling, just come up and get me."
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up1 S6 w! ?& H5 f6 P/ q
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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9 `" @. h3 ]% ~my car.- K8 b- e; Y* b S
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& F5 `$ M7 ]/ l: ?) Q1 tTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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, a- k9 ~9 z" A q0 I: {4 c W+ ~& QWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
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ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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