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% X7 Q/ Z0 z2 Q& y1 _I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I( ~% |& X4 x$ G0 h* K6 P
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
3 S+ x9 C0 j9 bonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister./ P# d4 A2 p7 B) ?
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very1 }* M7 W) ~; g B3 ]
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down3 d3 _4 z8 C0 C: N7 ^3 X
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
7 [' a6 v% p5 D4 Ddeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come, a) o/ j& m ~4 S
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she. o( f# c N3 h* H7 {0 v+ \3 T
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't- W& y$ A% M& l. P1 w
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
% V5 L# A9 T: p# X* \+ q- mcommitted my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
$ T! ]- ^# F5 }: \said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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( K2 c4 A+ Z8 g! _I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
/ V5 z3 s. ?. H8 V# o0 Sthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
3 B: S! J1 Q0 hstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards# g5 Z1 C) J* w! p: y! H
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing& o- Q1 { {" t$ b
outside, all clapping!
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and& X% d& H" K! p3 i
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't2 s) z$ _0 p f# M. r
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your4 S/ E* E$ o- z, p+ \; r
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