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- d) F" d, p7 p5 PI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I: E/ t$ P5 H5 I. \
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was( q. t, C* X" K0 ` Z9 ~
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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6 h) s0 M% r3 ~3 ?% j& O" g' k* NMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
& G. |* R) [7 |0 ]1 F; Rtight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
& t) p- v6 |9 L7 A& b5 Twhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be" V+ {% f$ A4 {
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
3 u! n8 @+ S& S' x' h8 C( qover to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
( x* n$ J: Q5 D% Q+ {whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't8 J# I* q8 F( C9 |9 h
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
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( k0 O @8 ]; _3 F2 r/ {Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
0 z' j' B+ I2 [# M: [4 h' } Psaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild, l. F7 V+ q/ u' N1 O1 |1 f
fling, just come up and get me.", W" R) h) W0 u3 k0 v
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4 V1 e5 k7 r( J7 @2 U. f( E! sI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up( T' I4 J# z5 ~: d9 ~' b( m
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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my car.
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1 k+ Z+ T, [! t- hTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
$ L7 s: L: o5 h4 R' x- G rsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't* K2 ]" d! _; d3 j" [
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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