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7 L! D1 y8 E0 x, nI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I) _; W( r' @+ j- ^9 O4 x
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
" I- A/ z( D7 n" J1 Uonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.- C" B/ C m& l
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
e7 F& E/ V% y! H& `tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.6 Q0 I) Q5 u; E( @# Y1 S) R5 A# a
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1 e7 \! b. f3 m2 E, v2 U0 sOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
1 `9 p7 j0 j1 R% C. x0 E2 Q" Z. Covercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and6 u) J) ^% N- \( r9 h. Z e
committed my life to her sister.& t9 T: E6 {! o1 G
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
) w7 H# t5 v$ L0 Nsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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! L( }* k9 Y9 ^' S3 C) }( |1 zI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up7 Q3 ]% n- e8 c+ J4 D
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline. V2 T( |: ]; P% k
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing3 f1 ?/ A8 }) H/ Q7 g* h
outside, all clapping!" S$ D+ J5 ?' q& V( F6 m" ]. G
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: U9 {. {. c* P& C+ Q, WWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and% ~5 Q7 Y4 f' V/ d0 V
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
- U4 ]- \5 {! o% t1 Gask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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! a' D: I1 a* a3 I$ r& l9 |5 L; YAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your; R: w2 z# j |7 y# r
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