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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
- l6 k R% p% p/ ?9 z! f* d- t. x/ `: ihad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
% p- p* U! O, M& Ytight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
" D1 I6 |8 [ r1 ~; r {6 rwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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/ ^5 v2 B& K! r2 Jwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
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committed my life to her sister.' D O+ P2 T# M8 X6 T- l
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She5 B' c3 I& B7 u) d
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild. h, x! C8 o$ F4 }- z! I# k
fling, just come up and get me."! H+ g P" {) C
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up" c- w8 e" r; O; C* t* d
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline2 _6 R: y! U" k1 E8 D
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing& [; P f. g) V% v( y2 e& |; Y; i
outside, all clapping!* r1 e1 [$ A( v8 F4 `; q
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
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ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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