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你可以这么想：世界上有三种人，男人女人和engineer.所以男女都无所谓，女生学的少应该是因为engg有太多动手运用的东西吧。
/ `0 k' H1 ~! Mengineer是需要学很多东西，原理，但是最终目的是要将这些东西运用到现实生活中。" p+ z5 l n5 t; s# x9 @
# k8 `3 O/ w" y. n参照以下条件，看你到底是不适合做engg：
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6 i; t( d) h. zSymptoms that you are Engineer
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! t6 u5 _, ~8 e0 T' h9 t& PApril 22, 2006 by Sandeep Jain' o3 B) Z- [, U8 N* D+ r
" G! W" D8 z. h8 m6 J5 d8 P+ {. _You might be an engineer if…
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" _- k8 \3 R: z9 V B. rIf your I.Q. number is bigger than your weight
6 r' o: d8 n* E# m. c3 X- m- ~7 }If you have a habit of destroying things in order to see how they4 k! s' L* z; F: x% a3 ?
work: g/ \+ n! K2 W
If your wristwatch has more buttons than a telephone% f6 ?# m! x5 T8 y. a7 p2 B
If you introduce your wife as “mywife@home.com”7 |7 i, ]5 o( d% m
If your spouse sends you an e-mail instead of calling you to dinner
7 s$ R, Z+ [( Q1 c& Y3 R u9 l0 Y1 DIf you can quote scenes from any Monty Python movie$ [7 ~5 J9 M6 A% M: q! ^ V
If you want an 52X CDROM for Christmas
# B& _ N, j+ QIf the only jokes you receive are through e-mail
+ \# f$ n/ b% j+ m0 r* GIf your idea of good interpersonal communication means getting the
" R( n& w* v% Q# q. L9 D" n9 Mdecimal point in the right place
4 j. K3 }6 j; z- mIf you use a CAD package to design your son’s Pine Wood Derby car5 |% G$ w" L; p
If you have used coat hangers and duct tape for something other than: R5 f2 ~4 |* F* k
hanging coats and taping ducts
% ?4 E$ H9 [' {& SIf your ideal evening consists of fast-forwarding through the latest
9 q- e4 k' I" O" g; d) gsci-fi movie looking for technical inaccuracies
1 r" k7 Q" ^" S; \& G# d9 jIf you have “Dilbert” comics displayed anywhere in your work area
- Z7 z& v7 L/ O; [If you carry on a one-hour debate over the expected results of a
) h& q T7 `3 [3 B" ?: R+ \$ ntest that actually takes five minutes to run1 b3 Y+ Z' l- h1 r# b: h6 f1 G
If you don’t even know where the cover to your personal computer is
- U' l* r) F& N4 v2 k) @" P: }If you have modified your can-opener to be microprocessor driven
! m- y, y3 i5 c- BIf you know the direction the water swirls when you flush
; n! f; p/ F( e9 w3 HIf you have ever taken the back off your TV just to see what’s: ^& d# z. ~1 L3 q. F1 f
inside, D& }9 P7 S, u* {3 r4 }
If a team of you and your co-workers have set out to modify the
" { f3 }& H5 Y F Q+ hantenna on the radio in your work area for better reception
. u, J+ ]+ h+ ]" P- B) TIf you are currently gathering the components to build your own! W# v% p) W$ ~
nuclear reactor$ O8 N2 P& ] p% A# m
If you have never backed-up your hard drive
, I N$ u6 B1 |If you are aware that computers are actually only good for playing
& u; Y" c4 F* J9 \3 Lgames, but are afraid to say it out loud
# W/ D8 n- ?2 |6 r3 j% jIf you truly believe aliens are living among us
% u; I+ S3 h; S! ^% \If you have ever saved the power cord from a broken appliance
1 e" G; `- g. f9 w1 Y' eIf you see a good design and still have to change it5 G) j$ s$ X+ H% y! `
If the salespeople at Circuit City can’t answer any of your, z2 j$ I+ r% U8 v8 \. Z/ G
questions
9 Q" x& j1 C0 T. S3 X8 s3 ?If you still own a slide rule and you know how to work it# d) L' K( g! U1 b
If you rotate your screen savers more frequently than your( l) j0 p( ~" H. A; K0 Z9 ]% l$ `
automobile tires
8 {+ R" {, @' s( v& ?) nIf you have a functioning home copier machine, but every toaster you
; N4 ?* J7 E8 R5 R& _* J6 j$ vown turns bread into charcoal# B& o6 P' v& V# w
If you need a checklist to turn on the TV
; k D' l$ u9 c, L6 ]If you have introduced your kids by the wrong name
$ l" R' Q6 g& T7 u$ _6 QIf the microphone or visual aids at a meeting don’t work and you& ]8 u2 C# Z' D
rush up to the front to fix it1 j# P( d, U/ v9 Z8 H, ]: \5 s
If you can remember 7 computer passwords but not your anniversary
2 @ \* M) \1 Y6 a# RIf you have memorized the program schedule for the Discovery channel
) v% ]& C: w k* cand have seen most of the shows already
$ m* G2 h( }2 I0 \# QIf your father sat 2 inches in front of your family’s first color TV8 M! m, S. O; @
with a magnifying lens to see how they made the colors, and you grew n% ^- X$ s/ G, ^, J2 r7 B5 a
up thinking that was normal
6 C G7 A d7 E" }4 j2 p" m! RIf you know how to take the cover off of your computer, and what
8 g4 _+ H6 l$ dsize screw driver to use
7 D# g6 m* l+ | j" oIf you can type 70 words a minute but can’t read your own
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If you can’t remember where you parked your car for the 3rd time
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If your checkbook always balances: M. l1 C, v; U" D
If your girlfriend says the way you dress is no reflection on her
- Z K% k0 V) T, b6 WIf you have more friends on the Internet than in real life
^1 ]3 \ g) g( E" k% wIf you think your computer looks better without the cover. N9 f! S+ b, l5 A9 f
If you think that when people around you yawn, its because they: S8 S7 M* E0 m( _+ Q
didn’t get enough sleep
7 h) y9 I$ o1 ]5 nIf you spend more on your home computer than your car
; z+ n% v0 v9 i3 v4 V: M! vIf you know what http:// stands for
l# X- U+ q" o2 S, T& UIf your three year old son asks why the sky is blue and you try to5 e! e l# n2 J- E5 a
explain atmospheric absorption theory.
) i4 ?: A# T F) B$ X+ w: o3 P4 m% M2 \. oIf your lap-top computer costs more than your car. |
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Don't let them fool you. That was the thinking many, many moons ago. I'm a U of A Civil Engineer grad from the 80's. From the grad pictures, there were only a handful of girls in our grad class. Things change over the years. More and more girls graduated in ENG and found excellent career in their studied field. Through the "Edmonton Chinese Engineer Society" 
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