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I rear-ended a car this morning. So we're off to the side of the road and the driver slowly gets out of his car.; H! [6 t P& F' y! M# o8 v
+ y1 {$ @- d' FYou know how sometimes you're just sooooo stressed that life's problems become funny?
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3 i( Z9 P$ y8 |. l9 P* XWell, wouldn't you know . . . this guy's a dwarf. He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!"! G% T: R9 t! O, d: ?: T7 l: H& z3 X. B: e
' D& h! c3 K* ` ?. VSo I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"/ o2 i4 }1 V4 p+ v( n; @# M& ]6 a
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.... and that's when the fight started. |
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