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I rear-ended a car this morning. So we're off to the side of the road and the driver slowly gets out of his car.
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1 f8 \7 a3 B b) ~! UYou know how sometimes you're just sooooo stressed that life's problems become funny?
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9 ? r2 `0 z+ v, F7 a! PWell, wouldn't you know . . . this guy's a dwarf. He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!"
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" l) a* n* e) c) j4 b/ S+ WSo I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"- V0 V0 H! k5 M/ }! ~
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.... and that's when the fight started. |
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