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I rear-ended a car this morning. So we're off to the side of the road and the driver slowly gets out of his car.+ i" ?. e$ K$ m8 d6 e' `. N n
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You know how sometimes you're just sooooo stressed that life's problems become funny?- M, Z3 S3 e5 M s) J( L
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Well, wouldn't you know . . . this guy's a dwarf. He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!"
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# a' f! _) z6 xSo I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?") Z8 B0 L! W( G3 [- I
* _' K- r& }# J) m9 i" d.... and that's when the fight started. |
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