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I rear-ended a car this morning. So we're off to the side of the road and the driver slowly gets out of his car.
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" W8 E7 Y: Y: C0 |0 x) bYou know how sometimes you're just sooooo stressed that life's problems become funny?6 i5 d2 ?9 m7 G) u3 U
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Well, wouldn't you know . . . this guy's a dwarf. He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!"
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+ h) [- }/ E3 LSo I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"+ l ^, Q p9 u; G2 N
8 y6 B a& r+ o+ {2 ^9 `; t.... and that's when the fight started. |
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