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I rear-ended a car this morning. So we're off to the side of the road and the driver slowly gets out of his car.9 @1 w6 f2 z% D( A& B$ o0 _: a# u& j
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Well, wouldn't you know . . . this guy's a dwarf. He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!"
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So I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"
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* a: H/ x8 ~7 A4 R z+ b3 K.... and that's when the fight started. |
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