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I rear-ended a car this morning. So we're off to the side of the road and the driver slowly gets out of his car.
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You know how sometimes you're just sooooo stressed that life's problems become funny?/ n; D. X0 f* ~, \
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Well, wouldn't you know . . . this guy's a dwarf. He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!" o: l! ~4 c3 f
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. D0 S: V6 y, M& U.... and that's when the fight started. |
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