Three Women

秋染红叶

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN
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7 \' \# N6 b; z5 o WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
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$ v1 X; b& w4 X% k7 b+ \6 K1 j, ] SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.

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THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
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  y/ D4 X: s6 V* {; a THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .
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+ n# V+ M& y$ e0 _5 c$ s( w "THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.


I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."

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A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.


: D( a! `  o9 q- Z4 M. h+ J THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.

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3 }; I8 v* \- x3 ]" b- n WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,

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$ _/ y4 W8 c- s& I "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."


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/ W' R7 R1 h3 W* Y: ?, A THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.
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! g5 a; }1 q, X. B NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS
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" @) a5 n/ x. Y; {, N; ^9 f SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.
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SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR
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THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
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  B- w4 ]; O  V# o; \/ a THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU
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LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
FAX!!"

織紗千影

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9 U0 F9 h) h/ r9 jI read a similar one before~