Three Women

秋染红叶

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN

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) i: t. C, l4 A WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
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SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.


THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.

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THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .

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5 k+ U  i3 M+ Y- R+ } "THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.
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I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
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' r4 e; ~4 o; @1 s9 b$ h A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.

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THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.


" Q+ O3 D% e4 C+ O) O WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,
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3 |1 E; x* k' G& @& z "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
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0 \+ h0 L. B: _* u6 |4 O1 ` THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.


% }# C8 C4 T' x" l, S NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS
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3 \$ j9 U( P9 Y, i2 x6 \( o IMPRESSIVE..
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SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.
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SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR


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  J6 ?5 z% N6 W; x+ i0 N THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
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5 a' k! m4 i) G THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU
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3 K4 h# B3 j& q4 v8 P1 H LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
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織紗千影

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I read a similar one before~