Three Women

秋染红叶

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN
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WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.

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SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.

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8 `! [* _. S" w8 H" ]2 L! H THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.

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THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .
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"THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.
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A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.
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0 @1 |3 G9 X) x9 S THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.


WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,

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  ]4 B% h% `  ~: l! e6 M THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.
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NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS

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IMPRESSIVE..

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% ^* I+ `7 d) `  ] SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.


$ u. Y0 r. ?* t3 Y  N# C SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR

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THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
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% z( _# `- p; t: t; O THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU
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' o/ L1 g, e/ C LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
FAX!!"

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