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发表于 2008-4-26 09:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN
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7 \' \# N6 b; z5 o WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
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$ v1 X; b& w4 X% k7 b+ \6 K1 j, ] SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.; L* }& \" `6 x1 L6 |

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THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
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  y/ D4 X: s6 V* {; a THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .
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+ n# V+ M& y$ e0 _5 c$ s( w "THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.* d- v$ \, |2 z$ i* M3 }' o. |
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I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."% `3 ?1 S8 W2 t5 r

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A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.: @# b+ g7 ^: }5 _5 h$ Q0 d" j
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3 }; I8 v* \- x3 ]" b- n WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,: c$ Z# s& G4 t  w

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$ _/ y4 W8 c- s& I "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."' j( y* M; S1 [6 j" \5 B* m8 G' [1 G
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! g5 a; }1 q, X. B NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS
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! E+ D. V& e) v; J1 ^ IMPRESSIVE..
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" @) a5 n/ x. Y; {, N; ^9 f SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.
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SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR
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END.
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THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
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  B- w4 ]; O  V# o; \/ a THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU
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LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A# _' m$ M' Q; F- ^7 d" @
FAX!!"
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