Three Women

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-4-26 09:02

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN
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WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
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0 [- z& k7 f6 ?# P& K6 o- Q* Q4 A/ U THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
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THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .
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8 i1 i- i2 w* k; ^* R1 C7 u "THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.
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I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
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6 j- Y7 L7 P% t1 \/ m4 e8 M& U A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.
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4 r, Q* Z+ X3 e* G7 Z THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.

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WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,
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"THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."/ p% @+ y* @! V# H- X$ _

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THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.2 l4 }+ F/ b  v+ V+ N4 \

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9 K% U9 y# ?+ Y1 @/ y8 } NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS- N/ k  C! ^. [- u% r5 n9 J2 g1 F

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IMPRESSIVE..7 E1 D4 ^( O( r; S7 `
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SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.
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END.
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THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
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THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU4 x1 j' b$ a- `, y1 q1 P- p8 W) F
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LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A* Y: y5 V; K: X
FAX!!"

織紗千影 · 发表于 2008-4-26 09:34

HAHAHA~
I read a similar one before~

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