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发表于 2008-4-26 09:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN  H& n3 F6 c( `; _

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SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.  c- B  i* O* x+ Q/ N! G

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THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.1 V3 q1 `' e, b9 |& e) i8 x

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THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .- K, k' c+ d6 Z: u1 y1 k
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8 O$ P5 h4 u* G- [% W "THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.
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A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.3 E, l, e& v, X# E& I6 i

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WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,9 y- m$ M# W5 M
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$ @) `  @1 \4 w2 i$ x. ?. D "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."% f& }# f7 R5 R

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THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.
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NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS
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IMPRESSIVE..
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SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.
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SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR
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4 s: C& R( G( J THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
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THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU
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' E) r2 r) q1 X5 P LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
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