Three Women

秋染红叶

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN


- k1 ^1 v% @: ] WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
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$ J; _6 O4 O' z; B2 E3 t SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.
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THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.

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"THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.
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; v. y) f* [! m/ X3 m I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."


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  l& L' v; a6 m& @' a' d$ C A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.
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7 J; D; A- `" k  `4 E THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.


WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,
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$ p# U  c# F4 e$ r2 W. d/ _6 n "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
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THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.
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2 H9 L7 L. x# \6 I+ } NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS

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" E3 U1 C# O% m& {3 H; u SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.
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* e* l/ ~6 u. Y" N SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR
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- i/ c9 c3 L  M' \$ Q( P& F% t) y THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
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THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU
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LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
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織紗千影

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  x3 A4 ^9 E7 qI read a similar one before~