Three Women

秋染红叶

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN
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4 O$ ]/ L( s! n! B2 c WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.


* x: a0 v9 W' t% F SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.
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THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.

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* ]$ N' t* D$ s* u5 E8 m "THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.

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  m' c4 z+ V3 _7 {! ?) F8 Y5 O I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
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- O* C, ^) [: C A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.


THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.
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8 n, u9 g/ z) c0 ]: B" J WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,

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"THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
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THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.


4 Y( }6 H3 f" l7 W! J( W3 k* h NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS
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, `, W1 s2 w+ }; q* G+ Q2 V  S IMPRESSIVE..

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/ p" t+ d" d" m8 p SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.
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; i+ i8 I9 m8 ?7 [7 y SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR


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THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
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THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU
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" _4 ?) D' s/ Y& s2 b LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
FAX!!"

織紗千影

HAHAHA~
I read a similar one before~