Three Women

秋染红叶

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN

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SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.

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THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.

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THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .


8 O$ P5 h4 u* G- [% W "THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.
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/ l& X5 u4 f' k% N I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."

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A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.

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9 Q3 B, I, }# v* ]! p THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.

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WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,


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THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.
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NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS
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IMPRESSIVE..
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SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.
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SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR
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5 I3 r9 f. y  ?2 C7 N; I END.

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4 s: C& R( G( J THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
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THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU
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' E) r2 r) q1 X5 P LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
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HAHAHA~
3 m' Q/ j! t: K; w: ^7 \I read a similar one before~