Three Women

秋染红叶

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN

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) S0 O6 Q- i8 k, ^/ `8 ?1 N WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
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! |& Y# ?( X* \- H' P0 T3 C SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.

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THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.

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THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .
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& N: }' w7 _! Q/ V+ i/ P "THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.
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I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
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; s6 i4 _, K) i: s1 C( T/ R" n+ W THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.
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WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,

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"THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
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  T# C& C8 ^( M2 k1 S THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.
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) C* a4 S0 A, q/ ?- v7 u NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS

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IMPRESSIVE..

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SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR
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END.

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THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.

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THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU
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LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
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織紗千影

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