Three Women

秋染红叶

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN

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WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.

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THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.


$ M# \1 U: K" |% X THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .
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8 o4 q2 G1 ~2 R3 N% y$ Z9 k "THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.

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I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
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A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.
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THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.

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WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,
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"THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."



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THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.

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& O( T$ O. O6 s NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS
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IMPRESSIVE..


# U+ ~/ J1 b" h' d6 U SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.
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2 R3 t/ I! F1 Q6 i& v SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR
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1 t# X  n. q, [8 |9 V/ C THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
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3 j( Y7 h2 X' n$ P  J THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU


LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
FAX!!"

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