Three Women

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-4-26 09:02

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN. B: Z* j( `" \7 P6 O6 \* e; ]

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+ b5 j1 D2 @8 M0 U0 q6 b WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.) |9 d' N+ m2 l# H" }# X) {9 a" }2 l
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SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.7 @  T+ a" c6 m. o% L" [/ C

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THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
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THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .
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8 V4 d! I9 \) \8 ~ "THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.
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I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
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& G4 \+ ^8 V3 Q9 Z( ]& e9 [8 E A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.4 [/ `7 z+ o/ j! _) h
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THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.
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) F$ v2 K! H2 D WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,4 D1 n4 s) P5 [2 T) K/ U# t" ~

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4 Y8 ^+ ]5 b0 z4 q: ~9 r "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
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THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.  F5 ^% r7 }! s* O# Z

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1 t4 ?9 @) [1 E/ _8 { NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS7 A) M- W/ ^' f" o/ B: C% ^
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SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.
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SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR
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THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
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織紗千影 · 发表于 2008-4-26 09:34

HAHAHA~
I read a similar one before~

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