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'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?'
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5 @8 s& h+ P% Q. L' @The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...' - |& l. Z: l z% b2 e f% U7 v
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'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'' n6 [* Q- W- U
) _3 W6 n' u" J; I8 F'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................
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) ?7 l1 _# [$ b8 m, a'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad. 5 X7 x. D' l8 ]0 t9 ~( K; S
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Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.'
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) \. ]' y# I/ V: s. r'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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