*** Prostitute

秋染红叶

An *** daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cussed her.
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. h' U/ J, `# s! I6 X'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?'

" W5 C8 B3 m5 W  B/ T# XThe girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...'
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! ~; [" J/ U& j) x$ g'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'

  m5 J; |  G. F* s: A'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................
- {3 G9 ^; }4 P0 J; y7 ~(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...'
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! @! C$ w5 G% Z) i) G# t'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad.
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+ F) l9 J; ^. j" n# m: x) PGirl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.'
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'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.'

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billzhao

so interesting
thanks for sharing

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mikkiyu

好笑,,,,,,,,,,,,太有才了!!!

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