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6 i) x8 s5 M1 ]+ ?6 P/ Z+ u'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?' 9 }1 ^5 J9 `2 C
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The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...' $ c, L- M( B9 W+ L/ E9 |
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'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'4 c+ }- } k6 O5 f0 \
6 J; T& G$ F! D3 h# S'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................
" u0 Y0 O$ e3 J* K5 D2 X(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...'
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& V# G' T/ L6 I. D: v1 q'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad. ) @" [$ P* D+ |; d' C
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Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.' ' G" q) `8 e+ X* Q4 w
' k/ w( K! Q+ r, ^2 o'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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