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 An *** daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cussed her.
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'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?' - {' q# f9 [, T; r) \5 r5 C
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The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...'
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'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'
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% ?7 A7 [" E. N( N'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................
, S. T8 T4 L, Y- H1 g$ W* R+ x(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...' : s/ Q* L7 f+ c0 v0 |
- J+ f, s8 i( F+ U4 C9 m( k3 J'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad. ) T6 p5 |$ S6 }" K
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Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.' & o% P: Y( m1 f
* T1 J" ~/ v/ ]. R7 ?3 g'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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