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5 d# l2 a( Z) j9 Z9 I8 rThe girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...'
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+ _& O: e S8 t$ j! G5 o* Q* L( ~'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.': R9 [. X# F3 e" d. h0 S# k
' i7 c$ s$ J4 k, D+ C'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................ R4 L7 c" y) W5 p6 ^! X0 W
(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...' - |5 Z9 v( ^( f/ u/ r7 @
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'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad.
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Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.'
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'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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