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 An *** daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cussed her.
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'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?'
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The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...' ) [+ ]6 |+ k4 |+ n% C0 j9 Z& v1 b
/ q5 n% I% W1 y5 F'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'' ?! `7 T! m: @2 s" O) M
' C N2 X* s( {: K. e; ^'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................$ ?6 b% Q- U, m* T# a
(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...'
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'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad. 5 s% F: O6 \% Q$ I) `8 x" }0 T1 M
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Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.'
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'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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