 鲜花( 1)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
8 p+ s9 T) c r/ D' t" R+ h'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?' 4 s6 a( i( ?: M; o9 |% u
. R- S8 E* c5 P) s
The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...'
/ P2 _! ^5 J" j
( |6 ]$ T6 {' r% Y; K'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'
* R& G. c2 a0 j" w
( l' X) N/ b: J7 e'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................" Y- ^2 i; G/ D# V
(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...'
\( X$ s& M5 v0 q. ?5 `/ U. J8 }# C) O# s. i; V% K
'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad. , ~ ~ Q. C Q5 F
; N8 M8 f; Z8 ?; y( `
Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.' 2 f. ^1 L* V7 K$ x& N
5 H# `8 w; Z: n/ O1 |- M) z. O
'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
|
狗仔卡
发表于 2008-4-26 09:16
提升卡
置顶卡
沉默卡
喧嚣卡
变色卡
显身卡
发表于 2008-4-26 11:16
