Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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. _9 c+ J6 \$ b* P/ A0 LIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
9 {7 m! G  T; N/ o/ g! K6 RIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
8 f! X9 @) Q$ G$ y, ^7 gIf you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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) ^) b/ j& N: ^4 u, L2 UIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
5 \1 b' v" g  l7 c  EIf she asks you, it's a favor.

: y, A, E/ \3 Z' S* A6 q( n8 GIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
8 J! w  F2 A/ |4 tIf you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

/ I* f- m3 `" N& V4 h7 N8 N* lIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~