Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
% N: T- y# d  R- U# VIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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! O0 V# A% y+ k9 Q+ [* D3 e( s' E* xIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
% Z; l+ a" j& G, I! s2 kIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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  I; I; q2 M: qIf you cry, you're a wimp.
/ M8 E/ A9 m, g" C9 v2 X. IIf you don't, you're insensitive.
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; J3 B8 Q2 m% o" gIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

) L8 j1 E: j& d9 S$ n! A; V4 S' f7 yIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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* j6 _$ p9 i, x( K$ IIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
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+ Q& e: ]0 l4 O% }: A/ nIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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& l: Q7 R) m" [. [4 {* q! t+ r( dIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
( N/ k3 @- ?/ e& W2 e4 Pfeeling sorry for the guys~