Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
6 k9 k! t' M7 x' s/ q! f, I- jIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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: N: H7 a( U# ?8 [2 u/ c$ }If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
% |9 W6 ]3 q! B0 u+ x9 `If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

, @* G+ @2 E, P5 {* G, ?, R& WIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
: L6 {4 M7 }: {5 H) mIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
: [$ j( r1 X7 F, p3 l3 oIf you don't, you're insensitive.

& T9 E" f: S1 o7 @" `+ T' A- [) SIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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( v, Z2 \% s5 d% [! \: R! s5 P# l4 NIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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% n2 }7 n& a5 y1 ]% W1 CIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
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; e2 @5 e" L9 N5 \/ s( h% ^If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
3 k' `/ b7 i# w+ a$ F1 W! vIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
( k4 {# v1 h6 YIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~