Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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& }0 q8 C" w2 S3 ]If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
: Z3 \( V/ U3 n( G7 a+ ]+ CIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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' p- m; ?9 j( T& [If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
7 Q! z' z9 d0 jIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
/ D% I  c+ \7 X  IIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
5 m# K: A( Z; |# h1 v; CIf you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

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haha~
- ?1 D* u1 x# B; M) Dfeeling sorry for the guys~