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If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.5 Z/ z" I# o* K5 s( r
" b5 X3 I0 L7 ^; R! M; K+ UIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.6 J4 P3 G3 Q# x) m" K' U& g
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.1 m( T/ ]8 G( s& f# I: G* G
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism." d3 x* }% y- a" b" I
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.) F* H6 A# ^& I m; W
) M8 Q) E F# Y9 z' T: K" `If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment." `7 j3 V0 p; p! p; ?$ x
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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1 Y) k, H! a, f' B; wIf you cry, you're a wimp.
8 O9 F) m9 ]$ d' ]/ h( vIf you don't, you're insensitive.9 h0 f6 B* ^2 w( K
* f& C! C& e3 b* g" }If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.* J# Q9 d% D" q$ d7 z w! W
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.; Q+ @2 O3 J; K# w' n; x' D. I1 O2 o
If she asks you, it's a favor.- f B' ^, v4 y6 U8 d. z" @* X9 [
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.: c2 K$ @0 G( d! V# o. J P
If you don't, you're a slob.8 ^4 H2 j$ d/ |1 E4 ?
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
' D/ s4 R! S5 @If you don't, you're not thoughtful.% a9 e6 C9 e5 V' ~. K- o$ Q7 n8 U
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.8 Z% p: S2 s6 m7 g9 V
If you're not, you're not ambitious.& o& n8 \6 q; ]0 E
1 b. n6 ]1 V& Y L9 j0 u$ BIf she has a headache, she's tired.1 x! D# r: i7 l6 Y! B+ W
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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