Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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) F6 r# y) |; r% o3 SIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
, I. ]1 o5 g# q! a5 xIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

  T. R2 M- e- E$ g  w: ZIf you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
0 l+ _7 V0 z1 }0 ?/ s6 \If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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- S. S$ F) Z! f4 S) NIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
4 Q0 G4 K$ K: e7 Q. S3 G! o1 GIf she asks you, it's a favor.

0 u& ?  H! w* d' {, M  E# YIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

' K2 S% R) L) I, o' ZIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
% H, ]& a3 U- M9 r8 W: b- G) BIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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" i; M' N9 W' l2 BIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

" h; z' }9 O  A3 b! V( y+ V4 m. NIf she has a headache, she's tired.
" o- O4 r6 c* e% N6 [If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~