Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
) h- B0 h7 M9 R. s1 T# d4 r* tIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

! A( e& ^) u# d  ?! aIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
1 K% b- @. z- K5 a2 b- B5 nIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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  F8 F8 Q; J+ W0 b& nIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
, f# `8 ^! x8 H! g8 NIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
  e. B$ |8 f2 Y4 z! KIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
/ w$ a1 S- o, {2 iIf you don't, you're insensitive.
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* c! P) G2 h* i' T2 F  DIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

, K1 h4 A0 R+ `% QIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
" ]4 L* q2 w5 |" R2 A# l0 CIf she asks you, it's a favor.

0 o5 n0 H" y3 h& Y3 IIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
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4 j+ l3 M* [1 L# vIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

# g1 j( l9 z( j8 h0 ~) n6 ]; j2 M2 TIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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4 J$ y) v, E; W" X$ m+ C3 Z& V5 SIf she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~