Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
5 G7 f9 c% ~" d! ~! E& B$ t& t" nIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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3 ^" _3 c/ z5 L. l7 U9 gIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
* u; z( }7 C5 }If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
% X0 d' S$ i7 `3 d( O8 V8 KIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
  q" x7 m6 ]" v5 J" JIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
/ b% c# O' y" i. u8 Y  mIf you don't, you're insensitive.

" x" e+ p4 O9 E9 `( S1 iIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
2 d1 R; E" Y& |& V' ^0 m" i3 WIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
7 B6 Z2 H7 X1 [  L+ k( Z) BIf she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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: K9 u3 B8 U# g1 M! R6 @4 G! yIf she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~