Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
6 ?3 s3 g* ^' G" e1 p- gIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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* Y$ Z1 x5 a) J6 Z' i) M( ^If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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  D; B  M: [+ e) N- lIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

0 B2 |7 A+ o0 LIf you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
, m6 @0 Q! a2 y8 v1 `' _- A: ^# T: QIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
6 g! W, l$ ~  V' l$ [If she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
5 Y( e- _, n; I" L% nIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.

, _6 k: B/ g' b9 O# K+ I& VIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

2 R% g) _2 T. lIf she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~