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发表于 2008-4-27 14:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.5 v* c7 y, E% [- A$ O& S5 e
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum." _- l- E2 \% S3 n2 n" E$ x

) w- {# O+ N1 N: }If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.$ c9 @! z1 N* ?9 j; a
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
, b2 S. P9 l, F6 @If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
, g) U7 [" _4 pIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.$ i. P' T0 c) d

7 }$ g' G4 o3 U" W9 w" cIf you cry, you're a wimp.
+ {1 w# \5 C# e/ ~- B% E' m+ A- wIf you don't, you're insensitive.. F+ N0 }: R. Q7 ~; k. K& @2 @. k
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.3 r/ o- v) T8 ~2 t0 f5 v* n/ S
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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, R' q" B, W  U! X9 g0 LIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
- e& l) l9 h0 n0 Q1 Z' RIf she asks you, it's a favor.% ]9 L' ]# ^7 c7 h  m; r$ x

: w: J( w) U. h6 L" `If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
: W# z9 F: U( T6 ]! }: [If you don't, you're a slob.
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( O) j) k4 P9 p6 P5 `# U) VIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
& `2 h6 I# X, YIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.( r/ i7 f8 V5 y6 B# Z; Y9 `

8 u; o0 [2 S7 v1 m0 UIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist./ e" P! a/ C: A/ M! k
If you're not, you're not ambitious.5 L" `. W6 c  w9 G1 A* }+ q
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
2 O  j' c$ e3 l% nIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.
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发表于 2008-4-27 15:58 | 显示全部楼层
haha~
7 d, E! s; h7 G( J4 o6 i: I2 Dfeeling sorry for the guys~
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