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发表于 2008-5-9 17:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Believe it or not.
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Woman has: x4 Y: a; [6 F2 z: x# @* E  ?& [# {
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in it;
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Male
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Madam has
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No wonder men always want to be inside women!

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Men were born between the legs of a woman, yet men spend all their life and time trying to go back between the1 m$ V( I1 ^8 @% X# ?3 _& n; P+ Y
legs of a woman.... , F6 ]' `1 G/ L0 p
Why?
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5 }5 B( A! E# L7 qBECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME
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Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
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I never looked at it this way before:

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6 f  T7 e6 K% c9 }+ t- D* bEver notice how all of women's problems start with  j7 H5 d! E4 K# b* L% r
MEN?  
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MEN tal breakdown
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When we have REAL trouble, it's a

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Send this to all the women you know to brighten their day.% [1 V" I. y0 p- \

/ t* I8 L% G* a6 h* u6 \Send this to all the men just to annoy them
  
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Have a good day, guys!!! :-)hehehe.....
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老杨团队 追求完美
interesting~~~~
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发表于 2008-5-13 20:59 | 显示全部楼层
funny
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老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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发表于 2008-5-18 16:19 | 显示全部楼层
what's a hell
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