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Female has
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Madam has
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No wonder men always want to be inside women! # V% _* K2 y) x; x0 p
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6 r0 n* Y, v) s6 h6 kMen were born between the legs of a woman, yet men spend all their life and time trying to go back between the9 _* I P o/ z+ h9 [" {: R. {, Q
legs of a woman.... ) W7 l1 K. H, w- i j7 }
Why?/ Z0 t' \5 ~! }& z0 n0 E
0 ~" i) M! ^# F+ X$ z/ SBECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME# r: R" E; L2 l1 D2 q. O" O
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Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
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4 e; F8 u+ z8 K3 ]& kI never looked at it this way before:$ ]8 `4 e* I2 \# n
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Ever notice how all of women's problems start with
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MEN strual cramps
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MEN opause
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When we have REAL trouble, it's a% L# n# M- J! e' y* W; J7 L
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& w9 X; l( ^* I) Q+ o. x1 lSend this to all the women you know to brighten their day.
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9 G( X4 N, B3 U$ U( ~) S- Y6 V6 pSend this to all the men just to annoy them
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Have a good day, guys!!! :-)hehehe.....0 o9 i" M! D* W) H2 V
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