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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with% ]* a4 t# t U! l6 h% J9 `
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the" W( r5 D c4 l; q' H ]' c
entrance.
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The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to& h' f8 [! F5 v! D5 F; u5 z# `. q0 R
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?', E* x9 q3 U" E/ t
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they7 q/ Z n3 s3 @
ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you
5 M/ K( k" z1 gthink they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
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! e6 u/ b3 i. R& ~ 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just
! M8 Q5 \' B; U( L" G6 W m' Ycouldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for. d& b6 Z0 U# S' ? z+ i8 Y
shopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
