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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with4 v* }* Y& _% P
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the. T. p9 H+ v: w" q
entrance.
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. O0 i# l8 @8 E5 M* n# n The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to2 J; Z2 I$ t1 }% u d+ S
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'. t% J& i* L2 C. a, ^
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they
& j0 Q" ~3 o- F& ^# ?ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you
8 [9 b3 l( {# }8 P' Vthink they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?' w/ H4 d5 H0 Q: ]! E, _7 W/ ^2 l1 B
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'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just2 ~* _1 k/ S4 q% r1 s4 x
couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for8 |& [8 x( {+ b+ N7 a
shopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
