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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with+ b3 B4 I, [/ l
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the8 J$ w. g$ V8 z
entrance.
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4 \: k" Q# V0 u3 E+ v The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to9 y: d2 S8 Q+ V9 d5 Q+ R2 w& T
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
$ k# T" E3 J3 |, J+ m0 i, U The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they; t$ I0 Z1 v3 T& Y& I
ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you
6 x2 h( U) q6 Ethink they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'7 Q: @) H9 k4 v. Q2 }/ c4 X$ H O
0 C2 O& ~ W: Z# ~# t 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just3 H& N! }- W: R) C# D8 o1 L
couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for$ ^' i4 ]" |5 D
shopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
