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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with
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entrance.
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The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to
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The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they4 S! b' Y/ f/ i6 T, r
ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you4 _9 T0 L0 {7 l' e$ ?: L
think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
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- N/ A5 I* P0 d' x+ y: E 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just
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shopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
