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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with
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entrance.
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The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to! I, t: A/ p0 `/ a5 ]. S$ a6 a: L( x
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
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ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you
: Z3 g5 R6 O; d* f' e) ithink they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'6 R/ I# C& I9 M. h
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'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just+ {5 D( [5 I3 X' Y
couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
