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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with
p' E% K z1 E& p ^ C2 a* Zher two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
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The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to+ A6 x; S$ N; ~$ I$ e
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'7 I# z, V5 P$ K5 C; B5 h7 @
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they" H. b4 K: h( E7 O( v
ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you
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'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just0 l3 P A% a2 X& n ?
couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
