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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with$ R3 I/ G* F3 h% n- w+ x. W
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
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The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to
, d4 m5 p R% I2 J2 |Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
' y" b E1 E# X The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they
4 W0 u5 B/ x3 p ~3 |# i9 @ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you$ ]3 X+ _) I* P/ v& E; @' t
think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'4 `) E D2 P, v3 ` T
, r: z, I+ @: t) W/ b$ W 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just+ @, i$ [( o) Y& p" F+ c2 I. J
couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for
2 u$ ^7 o, J' }shopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
