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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with: `( Q' F4 Z+ \2 C% o2 [7 |
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the. L# u1 a, D9 \
entrance.$ K3 n6 U( z" o& B0 ]! ` c
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The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to; _" i: V0 y: D6 v1 ]
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'( B+ n6 h& _9 A+ L
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they& m+ [( S! t8 j, Y- I# r) w' x
ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you0 \' ]' o' M0 u+ p9 p% L
think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'1 K; m3 @- K. v" y4 E3 R( ~
% P3 a7 H. c& b ?7 L& x7 a 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just
* I& ]) _ l; _+ w# ?6 kcouldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for. q, u0 c2 A9 P. G( A% a
shopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
